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Who should I eat now?

I climb up the leg cutting out metal plates along the way. When I reach the top I climb down again but this time continuously I bore my dagger into the leg until I am down on the ground. I then threaten the leg by saying"if you deal even the slightest damage, I'll fillet you like a fish!"

=TURN I NEED TO GO VERY FAST=

=ACTION=

I throw a rock at a random part of the Cockpit. Said rock then collapses into a black hole, and summons lightning from the skies above.

...pressed for time augh

PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):

Assuming i'm not EOTB-killed, I attack the Omega Barrier with "Split Attk".

(If you don't know the Lufia III joke here, this attack overwhelms DFP [Defense] and, technically, deals Damage X 2.)

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Last turn's finished... Try to post so that you at least have a chance of winning...

I use battle technique: war rampage level 10 on the perfect sphere, hopefully bringing me out of zombie!

I use BT: Marine Madness on the entity orb to see what it does.

My last go at this failed.

I use PK Rockin Alpha on the Alpha Barrier!

I use PK Love Omega on the Omega Barrier!

The second I released him, he grew to massive size, and I heard a booming voice.

POOR, GULLIBLE, SAP! You released a being never intended to be released! Here is your reward!

He fired a strange beam at me, which tore through my body, and infected me with power beyond what my mortal form could handle. The excess power poured out through all my orifices, including my eyes. I blacked out from pain in minutes.

An hour later, I woke up, with knowledge I should not have owned. I knew that the being had tried to overload my body and make it explode. I knew the being's name, Tabuu.

I soon found that I had power over portals through space. With that in mind, I went exploring, and found the Armory of Imagination, or AI.

Remembering the circumstances of my rebirth in the present day, I gained a new resolve.

I jumped off the Chestplate, only to float in midair on strange, rainbow colored wings.

Godmodder! You do not know what forces you have disturbed. I have other things to do, you know. But I cannot ignore you any longer! Your pitiful goal was doomed from the moment you thought of it.

TASTE THE WRATH OF ALL THOSE WHO HAVE RAGE QUIT AGAINST HARD BOSSES! OMEGA BARRIER? TAKE MY OFF WAVES!!!

I go to the doomsday ring and yell "my precious!" I then take the doomsday ring and throw it into Mt. Doom on the ground and stick my dagger in it. Afterwards I traumatize it by saying it's faliure to the godmodder will be punished by a tossing into a certain volcano. This traumatizes the ring so much it hurts it self because it's tears erroded it. The ring cries even more when every laughs and points at it. Yells of "Loser"and "You suck" are shouted to the ring. This makes it want to die in a corner which damages it mentally.

I use incredibly-overpowered-attack-that-the-first-boss-uses-in-order-to-be-a-forced-loss-battle on the Alpha Barrier!

"Dr. Wily called, he wants his mech with two phases back!"

I use Boundary of Life and Death on the Omega Barrier! (Bullet Hell)

"This ends. One way or another, this ends."

I teleport back to the Perfect Sphere and head to its Bridge to plan an attack. "If we are going to have ANY chance of defeating the Godmodder in 2 turns, we need to act fast. The Perfect Sphere has one special trick up its sleeve: it can sacrifice itself to briefly obtain infinite attack power (after all, the Sphere has infinite power reserves, can use any number of abilities per round, and does not die until the end of the round)." However, since I rather like the Perfect Sphere and do not want to lose it, I deploy a different trick first: I pull out a prototype Portable Weath Ray, use the Perfect Sphere's Overcharge ability to double the attack power of it, and fire it directly into the cockpit shell, with the intent to punch right through it and vaporize the godmodder. Due to the fact that I am in the Anti-Godmodder field (and thus the Godmodder cannot affect me, including his Oblivion effect (which if it works on the second phase would kill everything but the Cockpit)) and that Weath Rays punch through anything (so cannot be bodyguarded), this should work. However, when it fails, I am forced to use my final attack. I have the Sphere activate Overcharge several dozen times, causing the containment systems to fail and release surges of energy. The Perfect Sphere then clears all the atmosphere out of its Sphere of Influence (nullifying friction that would destroy its systems before impacting) speeds up the orbit of all its systems to at least 0.9c (90% OF THE SPEED OF LIGHT), then hurls its systems into the Cockpit at that speed, causing incredible amounts of damage (a baseball at 0.99c does around 10000 damage, though these are moving slower they have several million times more mass). I get out of the bridge before it is thrown into the Cockpit, then merge with the Perfect Sphere itself (somehow), then accelerate it (with me on it) into the Cockpit at exactly the speed of light (that requires infinite energy, which the Perfect Sphere can give out), doing so much damage that the indestructible Perfect Sphere is destroyed in the impact, releasing a ton of still-unused energy that washes over the Cockpit if it is not yet destroyed (for the record, an attack coul punch through multiple Barriers on it if it dealt 10x the damage needed to destroy 1 barrier, this obviously does that). Of course, this was a sacrificial attack: I took in so much energy that I am utterly annihilated, and cannot even rise as a zombie. But if this does not destroy the Cockpit, nothing will (not even the Narrative itself would be able to block this attack).

I refill a large number of sacred items.

A supermassive leg reaches up out of the ground, one that might cause flashbacks to the MBoA if some of you remember what I called in back then. It stomps downward, accidentally crushing the end of one of the Cockpit's legs. It tightens up, dragging the rest of it's body out of the ground. All the phantoms turn and stare at the newly-remade Control Core Tank, then swirl into each other before flying into it. Once the powering up process is complete, the Control Core Tank turns, staring down at the Godmodder. It recognizes the design of the cockpit as being similar to that EN-mech, and it is not happy about that memory. The miniguns on the outer layer swivel round and take aim, before buying the leg of the cockpit that the tank stepped on in a storm of bullets. I hover up to stand on the top of the Control Core Tank, calmly watching the cockpit suffer.

I use the magma multiplier on the entity orb

Quote from Crusher48»

"This ends. One way or another, this ends."

I teleport back to the Perfect Sphere and head to its Bridge to plan an attack. "If we are going to have ANY chance of defeating the Godmodder in 2 turns, we need to act fast. The Perfect Sphere has one special trick up its sleeve: it can sacrifice itself to briefly obtain infinite attack power (after all, the Sphere has infinite power reserves, can use any number of abilities per round, and does not die until the end of the round)." However, since I rather like the Perfect Sphere and do not want to lose it, I deploy a different trick first: I pull out a prototype Portable Weath Ray, use the Perfect Sphere's Overcharge ability to double the attack power of it, and fire it directly into the cockpit shell, with the intent to punch right through it and vaporize the godmodder. Due to the fact that I am in the Anti-Godmodder field (and thus the Godmodder cannot affect me, including his Oblivion effect (which if it works on the second phase would kill everything but the Cockpit)) and that Weath Rays punch through anything (so cannot be bodyguarded), this should work. However, when it fails, I am forced to use my final attack. I have the Sphere activate Overcharge several dozen times, causing the containment systems to fail and release surges of energy. The Perfect Sphere then clears all the atmosphere out of its Sphere of Influence (nullifying friction that would destroy its systems before impacting) speeds up the orbit of all its systems to at least 0.9c (90% OF THE SPEED OF LIGHT), then hurls its systems into the Cockpit at that speed, causing incredible amounts of damage (a baseball at 0.99c does around 10000 damage, though these are moving slower they have several million times more mass). I get out of the bridge before it is thrown into the Cockpit, then merge with the Perfect Sphere itself (somehow), then accelerate it (with me on it) into the Cockpit at exactly the speed of light (that requires infinite energy, which the Perfect Sphere can give out), doing so much damage that the indestructible Perfect Sphere is destroyed in the impact, releasing a ton of still-unused energy that washes over the Cockpit if it is not yet destroyed (for the record, an attack coul punch through multiple Barriers on it if it dealt 10x the damage needed to destroy 1 barrier, this obviously does that). Of course, this was a sacrificial attack: I took in so much energy that I am utterly annihilated, and cannot even rise as a zombie. But if this does not destroy the Cockpit, nothing will (not even the Narrative itself would be able to block this attack).

I have a feeling that this won't work because of the cockpits legs and barriers.

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DARK_PIT'S TURN (2/3 Actions Remaining):

Considering Pokefan151's been AFK-removed and because Pit's still the first one to have had it, I attempt to take back the Molten Processor. If it works, I attack the Doomsday Ring and both Barriers with it and then use the Rapidfire Bow at the Doomsday Ring. If it doesn't, I just attack the Doomsday Ring with the Rapidfire Bow.

(Also Crusher, I feel it's not gonna work because defense and the al-but-subtle notes of how TT2K's gonna Comb Rave it the minute he can, but it'll probably take out a large chunk of it because you just wasted a good million HP and a large chunk of our attack.)

Act 1!

OK we really need to move fast on the whole killing this thing.

In any case, I quickly man the XK-Destroyer. I have no idea what it does, at all. If it can do some kind of weird special attack while I pilot it, I might as well aim it at the Doomsday Ring, or one of the Legs if that's gone, or the Alpha Barrier if that's gone, or the Omega barrier if that's gone. We need this fast!

As for myself, I do a back-flip, then a front-flip, then a side-flip into the nilly dip, with a side of chilly chips, right onto the Doomsday ring. This means I slammed into it three times with spiky Divinium plating (which I discard thereafter), then dipped it into blazing inferno deathfire cheese dip with a side of wasabi, and then immediately chill it with a series of chips, each the size of mars and the temperature of 1 Kelvin, aka -272 degrees Celsius. I then use Battle Technique: Super Smash on the Doomsday Ring as well. If the Doomsday Ring is already gone, I target a leg instead, and if those are gone, I target either the Alpha barrier, or the Omega Barrier if that's gone.

We may legitimately run out of time. This scares me.

I use BT: Rain Season on the entity orb to see what it does.

I confuse the doomsday ring with pardoxes such as "this sentence is a lie." Suddenly it gets it's allegiance confused and becomes an AG for a second but it is enough to attack itself.

Act 2!

Sixth Degree Ubercharge: 2/9

...Now I remember.

"Split! Doesn't your weapon have a, uh, 'emergency mode' wherein it can basically explode to deal massive, massive damage? Because, in all due honesty, we really, REALLY need to do a lot of damage RIGHT now, or else everything but the Godmodder will de-exist! That includes you! I think your life and the potential satisfaction of annihilating reality with your bare hands should be enough to consider destroying a single sword for it! Plus, let's face facts, it would be AWESOME, and you're still going to have all those awesome FG powers afterwards AND my Scarlet Inferno Gauntlet!"

With that said, I'm directing 99% of the creativity right now to my final attack, so...I kick the Doomsday Ring. It's so horribly, horribly plain that the plain-ness turns into a literal plains biome, which then falls on the Doomsday Ring. Then it explodes because the whole thing turned into a mecha-plains biome, which is like a plains biome, but also an armored mecha, and it just used the self destruct. OH, and I use Battle Technique: Lockpick on it. Yes, the first level. If the Doomsday Ring is already gone, I instead target the Legs, or the Alpha barrier if that's gone, or the Omega barrier if that's gone.

@Twin1: No... my attack then really was pointless. Really, really, pointless. It didn't even redirect other people's attacks to other locations, so that's a lot of wasted damage. The only reason I did it then rather than now was because I thought the final stage wouldn't have a cockpit and so Wilson wouldn't be able to do his part... but it does...

@Twin2: But... the Godmodder hates potions. Most of whats left in the Emporium are buff potions that are self harmful to use.

Random thing, if I take 4 damage from a potion of harming II, that means I have at least 66% damage reduction from protection enchants. 66% means I have a final EPF of 17, which tells me... nothing really. I have at least protection 4 on all my armor except boots, which have protection 3. But of course, because armor given by enchantments is random, I can't really say much past that. I might even have the resistance potion effect.

@Twin3: I thought the Red Dragon was... you know... going around roasting everything, which is what we're trying to prevent. And for the last 12 turns, the EOTB has said "THE RED DRAGON: [PG] Forwarding the Eclipse.[/b]" But... its not?

@Twin4:I remember asking you a while ago whether Renewal was something healing or protective. I used some wording like that and you said no, so I thought it was something used against an opponent. I should have been using this way more...

Well, time for me to use whatever I have left. I would use this next turn to try and last hit this thing, but TT2000 has already killstolen it before the fight even started. After this, I really won't have anything left except for the most boring of battle techniques and I don't really care enough anymore to think of anything else. This is kinda Wilson's RP as well. I would drink something from the Emporium to power this up, but we all know that's not going to work.

I look over at Cogwynd and sigh. "I'm sorry friend. I'm sorry for dragging you into this again. And by accident this time no less. You've probably have just had enough. I have too. So, I'll try to finish this on my own. You don't have to fight if you don't want to. But any damage you can put forward will help."

I twirl around the blade of the Staff of Ysera and cut another one of those emerald portals into the air and step through it. But, rather than reappearing out of another portal, I simply disappear. I am actually on top of a large volcano surrounded by some basalt and I oversee the world around me.

This is kinda short, but I have to finish it later.