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/RPnull and I can't edit this 'cause I'd have to completely retype it every time.
The machine considers Wilson for a moment.
"I think you misunderstand my reason for asking about the nanites. It is not a good way of healing. Very pleasant, but not good. They are a wounded killer's easiest resort, returning functionality and clarity in exchange for possible addiction and, often, a serious hangover."
It turns to Hank.
"Do you have any skilled psychics or true-empaths aboard? His physical wounds are less than I believed, but they might help the incorporeal, certainly more than I can, in my capacity as a weak shadow of an extremely inexperienced god."
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5/5 and 30/50 +1 to Generic and Tazz.
5/5 SPENT! Using the MASSIVE power of a 5 post charge, I cause a little spider web of green lights to spread across the battleground, healing other players.
50/50 SPENT! Well, maybe spent. If the Mistake is dead, it doesn't get used because it would have no target. The Mistake doesn't take damage from non order based attacks, so lets give this a try...
I fire a bolt of vines at the Mistake and entangle it. Helpless to do anything, it watches as a fissure cracks towards it, bleeding green light. When the fissure reaches it, a massive oak tree suddenly springs up, carrying the Mistake up to the top. Shining gold and green light, it grows two large branches on either side. From a distance, the tree now looks like a massive set of scales. The final verdict is here. The tree slowly sways back and forth, driving the Mistake off balance. As the Mistake is still entangled with vines, it can't fight back and is forced to watch to see what shall be decided for its fate. Eventually, the tree suddenly lurches to the left, throwing the Mistake off to fall through the branches, leaves, and thorns of the scale. Then, as the final punishment, the entire tree cracks at the base and collapses onto the Mistake, shattering into a storm of splinters that all cut and slash at it with golden light.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: owner missing _ Total wealth = 466$ _ Wilson's charges B: 59/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Fseftr: 318$ (basically infinite)
Tazz: 33$
Generic: 19$
Gutza1: 4$
CrystalCat: 2$
Pricy: 6$
Pokefan151: 8$
Kelpie's Blade x1 (lvl 7 weapon, 10$)
Spectra's Chestplate (lvl 5 colorful armor, 8$)
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits)
Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects)
Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin)
Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit)
Splash potion of Critmist II x7 (6$, lvl 3, crits)
Potion of Ambrosa x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits)
Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food)
Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +)
Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction)
Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken)
Potion of Zeus x5 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Water Armor x2 (2$, lvl1, armor while in water)
Potion of Moonlight x2 (3$, lvl 1, regen)
Potion of Fortune x3 (2$, lvl 1, more ores)
Potion of HellSun x2 (3$, lvl 1, Powers of the Nether)
Potion of Scratch II x2 (6$, lvl 3, control time for a bit)
Potion of IMAAAAGGGGINNNNAAAATIOOONNNN II x2 (4$, lvl 2)
Splash Potion of Oblivion II x2 (7$, lvl 5, Life stealing cuts)
The Silicon SteamPunker &&& Bottled Hosi Fire &&& lapitron energy crystal (from IC2, stores lots of electricity) = ??? 2/?
Bottled Hosi Fire &&& The Sparker (Wilson's level 8 weapon) = The Lightning Round 4/11
Potion of Kitsune OOO Glowstone dust = Potion of Kitsune II DONE
Letting the music wash over him, Wilson closes his eyes and lets his head lull to the side and sighed somewhat. He had never mentioned it to anyone, but he liked nearly every kind of music. It was strange though because he didn't know why. He had only listened to a handful of songs in his entire life, yet slower songs like this made him feel nostalgic and he felt like dancing to other ones despite being terrible at it. Thinking way back, he didn't remember ever liking music back in his old home. Maybe he just got a better appreciation of music as he aged... despite not hearing many songs... hm...
Without opening his eyes,
... well... thanks for clarifying then... but I'll pass it up then... don't do drugs kids...
Wilson takes a moment to run his paw through his fur, straitening it somewhat.
Wait... aboard? How many other people are on board? And... I don't think I need a psychic... or a doctor... or an empath... whatever that is... I just want a friend...
One of the things about foreshadowing is that you rarely realize it until the event actually happens. Or sometimes, the situation.
>I heal Wilson using a Sano Conceptual Node Field Generator( solely IC but I bet we can all guess that it does the same thing as a Node Laser only with a stationary AoE).
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
We've got just about every refugee off of Godcraft in here, plus a surprising number of the mobs.
If we don't have any of either, I would be extremely surprised.
But I don't think Wilson needs that.
Maybe later, but right now he needs to try and heal on his own.
Because otherwise he's going to go through this all over again as soon as the fighting flares up again.
Eric looks at Wilson:
How many people are aboard?
Sanford?
Heck* if I know. We didn't have time to count heads.
There's a census of sorts going on below, but that's probably going to miss the actual amount.
Who's in charge of it?
Vetinari.
Deimos, have you read any Discworld?
No?
That man is going to be able to give us the numbers.
If he doesn't, its because we need the wrong ones.
The knock on the door.
If the door weren't open, maybe we'd say n- actually,
We should start asking this.
Mind telling us who you are first?
((Just so you know net, Wilson's got all his physical wounds healed or healing. He'll be fine, and setting up an apparatus next to him might freak people out))
A relish nuke falls from orbit and smashes into Failure, or one of the other PGs if that doesn't work.
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/RPnull Sorry Twin, but I've used up all 3 of my actual actions.
Well... that's good... just don't let me touch the controls... I'll probably ruin them... And... there's going to be more fighting? But... why? What's left to fight over? There's... there's nothing left... were my efforts to stop this in vain?
Not noticing Eric's gaze, he shuffles around a little uncomfortably. He doesn't notice the knocking either, but does hear the... Argus speaking. He uselessly opens his eyes and looks in the wrong direction.
Did... I hear something? Who are you? And... where are you?
Wilson doesn't mind his physical wounds that much. But in war, there are no unscarred soldiers. So in many ways, his mind is more fragile than his body. The reason he is blind and somewhat deaf is his Grid hangover. Normally, our eyes take a 2-D image and process it to give us an idea of what the 3-D world looks like. But when he's using the Grid, his eyes are forced to take a 3-D image, which is light coming from directions they aren't made for, and try to come up with a 4-D image. A similar thing happens to the rest of his body.
Serpent walks over to the Battlefield, dizzy. She takes out Atheist's Grip and slashes it through a PG entity, just wanting the Trial to start already.
No one notices the red tendrils that sweep across GodCraft, preparing their final attack.
I think it's time to start writing my second Finale.
Umbra equips the Scribe's Wands, and uses them to write the word "Sufferıng" onto The Mistake.
U: They're not strong enough. They need an upgrade.
Umbra opens a small rift to my private pocket dimension, and starts to pillage through the mess of SCPs and alchemies, before taking out a paper.
U: It must be here somewhere...waıt... What's thıs?
Umbra salvages a inkstained piece of paper out of the rift, and unfolds it, revealing a large, inkstained blueprint full of scribbles made with a purple marker.
U: It looks lıke some kind of plan for an alchemy. SCP objects... Illıcıt pıctography... Theft of conscıousness... Electroshock weapons... Thıs looks awesome. But ıt could be ımproved In some places.
Umbra then retrives SCP-505 out of the pocket dimension, and begins to fill the blueprint with scribbles of shadow creatures.
Hah. You think YOU'RE the alchemy nut. Look at your stuff now back to me now back to your stuff now back to me. You're on Armageddon Hill with the guy your alchemy mania could look like.
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"Any any you did not find, I did. Even after the Scratch Incident there are more than a million people aboard the prime gestalt's housing, half of them rescued from this planet."
It looks at Wilson again.
"You probably need to rest more, do not attempt to use your damaged senses overmuch. I've seen the same with Console-Jockeys who pulled the plug early and their like, in Connected Worlds."
Okay, then, the Gristgloves they shall be retrochristened.
>Good. It appears their function is normal. Is the Alchemiter Grist-based? Or is there some mechanic I am obviously not supposed to be aware of?
"...The latter. I summoned up a bunch of grist earlier, it didn't do much."
>Hmph. At least you can still unprocess things.
"I can? Oh, I can."
>Be careful where you aim, unless you have a wormhole set up. They will go flying from the sylladex ejection. There isn't a cost, at least.
"Heh."
I recombinate the Clay, and it shoots out at the Mane Armor.
"Can you get me one of those arrays with Cognitio Essentia?"
>I can. If you're thinking of what I think you're thinking of, you'll want a different setup though.
>Load Device: Personal Thaumic Infusement Device.
>Deploying Item: Node Stabilizer Array
>Deploying Item: Cognitio Node x8
>Deploying Item: Infusement Focus Array
>Miniaturization Processed.
>Personal Thaumic Infusement Device: Similarly to the Conceptual Node Laser, applies an effect based on an input Essentia on the wearer. Dissimilarly, the effects are beneficial instead of harmful. Gelum would be resist cold, Vacuos would be phasing, Crystallum invisibility. Sano is healing in both devices.
Except I am not allied with those fools who stopped me from smashing the Godmodder's toys together, I am just doing this because he attacked me and I want him dead (OOC, SCP-2317 is more Neutral than Anti-Godmodder)
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $314
Battlefield: I drop a bookcase organized by colour of author's favorite pet on the mistake
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Default octet thing AND Azure Essence 8/11
Robin Hood AND Health Absorber AND Medigun AND Azure Essence 8/11
Tazz Doll AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 1/11
-HMAS Ship-
Red sits at a table, thinking about something, a mug of coffee in hand and another in front of the seat opposite him. He doesn’t turn around as he hears Blue enter the room from behind him.
Made some coffee for you, but you were busy, should still be warm if…
He abruptly stops as Blue sits down opposite him with a serious expression.
You know, [Redacted]… for the past couple of days I’ve felt like something, or someone, made me forget something… I became increasingly concerned about what I might’ve forgotten, so I hatched a secretive plan. You don’t need to know the details, but I entered my mindscape about an hour ago to try to find out what I had forgotten. I guess I should be glad it’s nothing life-threatening… but I almost wish it was instead…
Blue pauses, and Red moves to say something, but she stops him.
No, I don’t need you wiping my memory again.
Red appears a little shocked, but replies after a few seconds.
[Redacted], I have…
No. I don’t want a comforting lie, or whatever you were going to say.You really want to comfort me? Then tell me why you did it.
The order present in the bookcase deals 3,000 damage to the Mistake! It looks like the Mistake is only susceptible to attacks that involve order!
Remington TCR && Remington 420 = Remington Graffiti (1/THIS WORKS BECAUSE THE REMINGTON 420 WORKS ON TROLOLO WHICH IS A TROLL SONG AND TRUE CAPITALIST RADIO GETS TROLLED CONSTANTLY SO THIS SHOULD GIVE ME A WEAPON THAT HAS THE POWERS OF TCR TROLLS)
Essence of Leopold Slikk, the Angry German Kid && 50,000 Keycaps && Beretta 96G-SD = Beretta 50K-LS (3/6)
Everysword && Effslayer = Everyslayer (3/11)
Action
I pull out the Thaumic Aspectblaster and infuse the Mistake with pure Ordo (order). I then pull out the Billy Bazooka and the Voxwands and use them against the Error for this informational message:
The amount of Ordo produced from that attack is 2,000,047,080,119.95 (TWO TRILLION FORTY-SEVEN MILLION EIGHTY THOUSAND ONE HUNDRED AND NINETEEN NINETY-FIVE) Warded Jars' worth, which is sent at the speed of OVER A HUNDRED MILES PER HOUR! The stream of essentia can last for up to 6,530,124,710 years without stopping and is ejected from the Thaumic Aspectblaster at the rate of 1 trillion per .5 of a nanosecond. This leads to super-compressed essentia that nullifies the Mistake.
2/50 (should I even bother?) and Well fine then. I guess I wont. 28/50 +1 to Generic and Tazz.
The blade still dripping with poison, I dash past the Failure and slash with the Staff of Ysera's blade. I quickly reach a wall and plant the Staff's base on it and kick off the wall, giving me more momentum for a leaping slash, Link style, on the Failure, followed by a swift kick to put some distance between me and it. I lasso it with flames and yank it back towards me and into my waiting blade.
@Gutza1: Well alright then. You can keep the Glitch Wrench, but if I ask you to use it on something for a big wombo-combo, please do.
And Twin, let me try something. If I put all the stuff related to the alchemy emporium in quotes, will it delete itself when you quote this for the turn update? Hopefully it will so you don't have to delete all the spoilers yourself.
Bottled Hosi Fire + 1
Bottled Hosi Fire &&& The Sparker (Wilson's level 8 weapon) = The Lightning Round 2/11
Awkward Potion OOO Bottled Hosi Fire = Potion of Kitsune DONE
Aww... so many people like the emotional ramblings of Wilson... how nice. But my main concern with GMing is the time it takes. These high quality RP posts take a long time. I actually proof read them and look for where stronger/weaker words should be substituted in, as appropriate. I also look through the RP for where I can rewrite sentences to not start with the subject because it gets dull if you have a bunch of those in a row. That's a pro tip for writing essays BTW. Anyway... first, some explanation.
I tend to write these RPs as though they were novels. So I go out of my way to have symbolism and foreshadowing and all that jazz. Yes, that bottle does represent death in a way, but its more specific than that. It represents a fear he's had for a while now. Wilson likes brewing potions. Well, duh. But part of the reason he does is because he sees it as something innocent. When "his work" is dripping with blood, it represents the very real fear that his potions are ending lives, which means his passion is corrupted, and by extension, he is. I doubted anyone would get why the potion is dark yellow. If anyone remembers WAYYY back, a very small detail I mentioned during the DreamScape sidequest was that Wilson's ultimate potion, the one that killed the Terror Spider and burnt down his home, was a dark yellow splash potion. And finally, its half empty because its not just the fear his potions have been used to kill, but will keep being used that way. Woo. A full paragraph to explain 2 sentences. That's just how I roll. If you want extra credit for Talist's English class, there's also symbolism for the Laiko/Wilson dynamic, Willow, Inari, and the bottle he carries the Flask of the Kitsune in, just to name a few. I'll probably explain all of them at the very end of the game. That should be fun. Now for actual RP.
The entire world faded to black shadows around Wilson. The darkness became so thick, he couldn't see his own paws under him. And then, he woke up. He could tell that not because the shadows lifted, they didn't. He could tell because his entire body felt incredibly sore suddenly, especially his eyes. He struggled briefly under the blanket before climbing to his feet. But just as soon as he got to his full height, he hit his head on the staircase above him and fell over again. The soreness in his body was getting worse as he felt the full effects of his Grid hangover. And he knew this was the worst one he's had so far, partly because the shadows had hardly lifted. He was blind except for one small point in the middle, and even that was blurred with tears. At least he had some experience with this. From the pain in his head, his blindness, his painful soreness and sorrow, he felt deathly. He felt as though he might keel over and die at any moment, right there under the staircase in the ship designed to bring him to safety. How bloody ironic. With growing certainty, he repeated to himself that this was the worst he had ever felt. Despite his pain, he felt the overwhelming desire to talk to somebody, anybody. Except Inari. He should clarify that. The mere fact that he wanted to talk to someone gave him some hope. If this situation had happened the Wilson of last year, he would have kept this bottled up and gotten a shard of his personality specifically devoted to making him suffer for his supposed crimes. But the Wilson of today had learned that it was better to talk to someone, anyone. Except Inari. At worst, he'd come off as whiny and depressed, but that was still better than the alternative.
Slowly, painfully, he rose to his full, imposing height of about a quarter of a meter. This time he was careful to not hit his head. He shook off the blanket and tried to look at it, but he couldn't even tell what color it was for what little vision he had left was too blurred with tears. But at least someone had cared enough to seek him out and cover him with something. How thoughtful. He didn't walk this sinister path alone, as much as it might seem like it sometimes. Slowly and deliberately, Wilson paced his way out from under the staircase. Every step hurt and sent shock waves of pain through his legs to propagate into his body. It took a special kind of courage to stay standing. Not the heroic kind that lets you stand toe to toe with monsters, but simple, unsung hope. The kind that, when everything seems lost and it feels like you might as well give up, whispers to you, "Just one more step. If you keep fighting, tomorrow will be a better day.". That was the great thing about hope. The darker the world is, the stronger and more brilliantly it shines for you. And as long as you kept fueling it with your courage and will, it will keep shining its wonderful hue. Fighting on with the strength of this simple hope, Wilson kept going, occasionally bumping into walls. He wanted to find the bridge, or at least someone to talk to. Having run out of tears for the broken world, he called out, somewhat nervously, into the smothering shadows,
{Assuming Wilson's actually awake and aboard the TARDIS...}
The Avatar looks away from its conversation with {Err, Eric? Hank? I'm afraid I don't actually know... :P}
"Ah, the so-empathic fox. You, at least, need no failsafes. How are you doing on this fine timeless anomaly that acts as substitute for a day?"
The Halves both pull out heavy machine guns and lay into the opened weakpoint on Tingle until they realize it stopped working pretty quickly, then move to targeting the Error, conjuring a massive burst of STABILIZE. STABILIZE. S-S-S_A-STA-
For a moment, everything within twenty meters is... Twisted, gone, subjected to torque on fifth-dimensional terms, then back again, torn and broken, third-dimensional structural logic failed. Apparently fighting a war against errors on ground that is being actively torn apart on every level madmen with the power of gods can achieve is a bad idea. Also don't try to summon Greater Horrors to punch things.
HAC Tesseract 9/11 {Lolololololmemesofdeathhehehehehehehehehehitslatehere}
Remington TCR && Remington 420 = Remington Graffiti (2/IT'S REMINGTON GRAFFITI BECAUSE GHOST GETS TROLLED THE HARDEST DURING A SEGMENT ON HIS SHOW CALLED RADIO GRAFFITI)
Essence of Leopold Slikk, the Angry German Kid && 50,000 Keycaps && Beretta 96G-SD = Beretta 50K-LS (4/6)
Everysword && Effslayer = Everyslayer (4/11)
Action
I pull out Universal Roguelike and wave the wands around. Suddenly, a horde of 𝔼swarms the Mistake. The horde turns out to be composed of Higher6 Ordo Aspect Elementals! The elementals tear into the Mistake, dealing Order damage!
Runic Shielding: 60% Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Biological. Transmutation II
I accept the Conceptual Node Laser.
Thank you. This is... absolutely brilliant. Affix the thing to a continual auric intra-contraption, and you might be able to do quite a bit. The possibilities are endless. Shaping realities, bending the wills of all within a centralized blast, or even manipulating the timeline proper. You're a genius.
Afterwards, I attempt to use some form of telekinetic dislocation coordinated by the view granted by Cipher's Call to utilize the Alchemiter. I mean, we are on the other side of the planet. I cannot merely alchemize something unaided from here. Anyhow, I alchemize Psionic Program && Small Hematopoietic Stem Cell && Essence of the Diffusion (1/???). Essentially, I am attempting to create an organic Psionic Program that will disseminate within the body, spreading to its deepest reaches. Hah. Just a final project. Even if I possess most abilities attributed to troll psionics.
I stare at the eternally corrupted phantasm otherwise known as the Mistake. Perhaps a fair bit of stabilization is in order. As such, crystals of unusually symmetrical spherical green mysteries begin to form around the glitch-ridden terror, air seemingly congealing around them. Within moments, the things have been surrounded with what appears to be liquid oxygen. As mister TT has accurately stated before, it has to be rather lacking in terms of heat for oxygen to become a liquid. That amount of frost is easily capable of killing you, instantly. With a thought, the crystals lurch towards each other, throbbing slightly with the essence of entrapped energy of multiple types. They all collide, forming an amalgamated mess of crystal and liquid oxygen. This horrendous amalgamation immediately morphs into what appears to be a large splinter of crystalline material, coated in a layer of frost-wrought destruction. Without as much as a gesture, the splinter is driven directly through the Mistake, vibrating with feeble amounts of inconsequential energy, as well as vast amounts of Ordo vis. Of course, it is not the splinter, nor its aftereffects, that is key to this attack. Rather, it is the opening it provides. Suddenly, pulsating tendrils of void, arcing over from the other side of the planet rather instantaneously. When stating the various amounts of things assailing the planet, you may have forgotten the large mass of void spreading across GodCraft, dragging around a face of the thing into oblivion eternally. Hah. All the better for my uses. The tendril begins to corrode the Mistake's glitched form, eradicating the corruption, and anything at all. The tendril of void wraps around the Mistake, removing all where it passes, leaving naught but void in its place. Ordinarily, this would be conceived as a major threat. However, the tendril seems concerned only with the Mistake's annihilation, something respectable enough. This would be the ideal time to drag Grayhold out of Nihil Parva, and to commit the ultimate act of telefragging. I could probably grind something the size of the Mainframe to subatomic dust with those tactics. Unfortunately, Grayhold cannot be extracted from its current location, as of the present. As such, I merely use my arcane influence to generate several more tendrils of void which quickly aid in the attempt to consume the Mistake as swiftly as possible. The tendrils dig into the corrupt form of the Mistake, tearing away at the very foundations of reality in the process. A side effect that can be utilized for other purposes. As such, the tears in reality immediately begin dragging the Mistake within, shredding its essence as swiftly as possible, to prevent secondary amalgamation.
Psionic Program && Small Hematopoietic Stem Cell && Diffusion Essence = Psionic Diffuser (Level 5: 1/6)
Lothyra: Okay. Let's see if I can sneak one more modification to computer before all Hell breaks loose.
Lothyra alchemizes Arsenide Icetop || Supercomputing Mainframe. She then buys a potion of War II from Wilson's now empty shop. Then she uses Antichamber (but with plasma instead of antimatter) on the enemy with the lowest health. Bender shoots the enemy with the lowest health (if Lothyra killed the previous one, he uses it on the next enemy with the lowest health instead) with Shiny Metal Ass. Sanic uses TASD on whichever enemy has the lowest health by the time it acts. Zoidberg heals three random AGs.
ARSENIDE ICETOP: A quantum computer that is contained inside a closed-cycle refrigerator that cools the computer down enough so that it can preform its quantum computations optimally. It runs very fast thanks to the gallium arsenide present inside of its computer chips.
As it will require it-I duplicate three Orbs of Calm. They're not one-use, which is entirely the point.
I quickly use Godmodding to give Engie's Necro Smasher a supremely concentrated essence of Order around it prior to colliding with the Mistake. As it turns out, the Mistake is only weak to attacks with Order, and otherwise it's COMPLETELY immunized to anything and everything.
While I'm at it, the Failure makes one attack against it per turn fail, and the Error is just a meatshield. Now, Kill 'em all!
I quickly coat myself in Ordo Essentia like a greased pig...With the proper precautions to make sure I'm not gonna lose my mind or something worse. It's best to come prepared. In any case, I pull out the Divine Gate of Harmony (a blade of ORDER) and focus for a few seconds, before slashing merrily at the Mistake, or the Failure if that is dead, or the Error if that is dead.
Turn 1/3.
I alchemize Pilot's Vat -c Guardmetal Spacefighter Frame -c Thaumonomitron -c Ea Mechanism -c FTL Crystal Mover 1/4.
Judgement Caller's Staff && Essence of the Iron Republic = The Abolisher 4/11
Zeus' Prosecution && Dawn's Law = Deus Ex Machina 4/11
Magic gathers around my hands as I prepare for a massive assault. White mana, specifically; the Magic: the Gathering color of law and order. Slowly, other types of magic mix themselves in; blue mana, Ordo vis, and a tiny bit of cold magic. Cold is negative entropy. after all, and entropy is essentially chaos. I place my hands together, slowly bringing them apart, revealing a crystal of ice infused with massive amounts of ordered energy. The crystal glows in a pure white burst, before I telekinetically hurl it at the Mistake. Immediately upon impact, it explodes in a directed burst of ordered energy and shards of infused ice, the ice sticking into the Mistake and further draining its payload of order energy into it.
The Pilot's Vat -c Guardmetal Spacefighter Frame -c Thaumonomitron -c Ea Mechanism -c FTL Crystal Mover = The Full Thaumic Launcher (1/4)
Linkings of Mycelium shift on the Tubas' bell. A torus shape seems to appear. Eglarbroad uses the Creation Pen to draw up a empty ring, and well as a rocket engine with fuel. The ring is attacked around the engine. The Tubas are plugged into a slot on the ring. The rocket boosters fire, and the Tubas fill up the ring with a weird substance. The structure rockets away, bending space itself. The experimental hyperluminal ship passes by Build's ship, then comes back. This all happened within a few seconds... it stops right in front of the atmosphere of Godcraft, over Armageddon Hill. It releases a burst of everything that can destroy planets... Right into The Error, The Mistake, and The Failure.
Maniac: I use my COMBAT OPERANDI: IUBEOQUE on THE FAILURE.
Midna: I transport The Mistake to the Massive Army Battle through time shenanigans. It's pulled apart by all the armies.
> ManiacMasteR: COMBAT OPERANDI => IUBEOQUE
You expend 2 Hog Slop and 3 Weasel Snot.
30,000 damage to the Failure!
The Mistake ends up on a completely different portion of GodCraft from the Battlefield, but still at the same time as the Massive Battle of Armies! It teleports back unharmed.
Turn 2/3.
Pilot's Vat -c Guardmetal Spacefighter Frame -c Thaumonomitron -c Ea Mechanism -c FTL Crystal Mover 2/4.
Judgement Caller's Staff && Essence of the Iron Republic = The Abolisher 5/11
Zeus' Prosecution && Dawn's Law = Deus Ex Machina 5/11
I switch tacks, gathering, counterintuitively, chaos magic. Or, rather, disorder magic, a subtle yet important difference. A roiling aura of clashing, disordered energy gathers around my widespread hands, along with a near-imperceptible, yet still clearly there, background of gray magic. Plaidlike energy forms another layer around my hands, as a vortex of warring power begins to form itself. I abruptly fuse the disparate magics into a large orb of disorder energy, held floating between my hands. The power slowly fuses into almost the Platonic ideal of disorder magic, before I suddenly twist the orb through a complicated reversal process, being left with an orb of purest order magic. I channel the power into a beam, infusing it into the Mistake, or the Error if the Mistake has died.
Balloon Boy just stares at you. "BUY MY gorilla," he screams after several seconds pass. It looks like today he has a fine special item for you, should you choose to see it...
(In case you don't understand the joke: gorilla has been used in the game as a censor for a while now, and it became a running gag. If you want another example, look directly below this, at Netpatham.)
*a missile launches, swerves over the Error, and drives down, casting Portable Holes before it. Upon reaching Bedrock, the missile teleports away, to the launcher. The Error doesn't. It also finds that there is an extremely strong source of Ordo in the area that is tuned to negate efforts to break blocks.*
(Yes, I know regular Portable Hole goes from surface to surface and has a maximum distance. This is a modified version, which goes x amount of distance for as long as there's Vis in the wand. Slightly riskier, because you're essentially walking through a collapsing tunnel, but it goes through any distance if needed.)
I then blast the Mistake with Ordo again. In an organized fashion.
(I wonder if the Ender Orb can create entities like these? Only AG.)
I run over to Balloon Boy, say a quote from FnaFB's, then buy an Extra-Large Pizza. I then toss generic Molotov's at The Failure.
=COMMAND=
>Abathur: Relocate Symbiotes to The Spires and the Spire Repair Droid.
>Symbiote(SpireRepair): Use Carapace Shield!
>Symbiote(TheConscious): Respawn, Use Carapace Shield!
"THAT'LL BE 5 TOKENS," Balloon Boy responds. At least you presumably have the cash. 3,000 damage to the Failure!
Pisces Pin && Psionic Program = Fuchsia Psionic Program 5/5
Cipher's Call 4/11 using code.
Picture of Skaia && Bow 1/??
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-21, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-13, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
I tell Die to attack the Error, and order a burger from the Mistake. The Mistake gets annoyed that I'm using the wrong kind of order, but then I pull out Lex Ordinis and smack it upside it's stupid head for thinking that I'd just make a pun and be done with it.
FUCHSIA PSIONIC PROGRAM: A psionic program that will give whatever it is installed into the psionic powers of fuchsia-blooded trolls.
Picture of Skaia && Bow = The Cosmic Progeny (Level 10: 1/11)
Runic Shielding: 70% Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Biological. Transmutation II
Psionic Program && Small Hematopoietic Stem Cell && Essence of the Diffusion (2/???)
That reminds me. Tazz, I would not advise coating yourself in essentia. There's a reason any intelligent thaumaturge keeps the stuff under constant containment in airtight containers. I fully expect the Ordo essentia you have lathered yourself in to vaporize itself, taking chunks of molten flesh with it.
Anyhow, I place down a Crucible inscribed with innumerable temporal reversal spells and inscriptions, in addition to the central thaumic mark. What is more stabilizing than order? Purity, unless I am mistaken in my train of thought. It might serve to be more adequate than regular order. Hah. Anyhow, I place four archaic-looking Arcane Alembics on the sides of the cauldron, each marked with a number of symbols upon the Crucible proper. You cannot be too safe with this sort of essentia distillation. After sliding the tongues of the Alembics into the Crucible's insides, I crouch to the bottom of the cauldron, reaching underneath it. I snap my fingers several times, before a flame ignites upon my fingertips. I stabilize the flame, and withdraw my hand from beneath the archaic setup. This style has been neglected for quite some time. Over a loä. I glance behind myself, before uncorking a small bottle, and pouring a portion of the contents within the Crucible. Immediately, the thing is filled to the brim with pure water, which begins boiling under the heat imposed by the flames. Now, to see if this distillation process will function. Even if I fail, I will still attain Ordo. I grab a number of essentia phials in one hand, and stand over the boiling Crucible, slowly drawing a branch of Silverwood. I pluck one leaf off the silvery white branch, and let go. The leaf floats from side to side, coming to rest in the center of the boiling fluid. As it dissolves, I wait, rather tense, covering my eyes with my goggles. There is a hiss, and the water turns more opaque, and lighter, for a moment, before it returns to a normal state as fluids fill the Alembics. I examine the glass tubes. Yes. The process was certainly functional. Purus essentia, a type of essentia which you would likely have never seen without having used this process. I drop the remainder of the branch into the boiling water, and fill the eight phials, before packing the entire system away, stomping on the flames a minute or so later. Now, for the actual attack. The Purus essentia froths and bubbles within the phial, as essentia tends to do under smaller forms of containment. I stare at the Failure, silently regarding it. Suddenly, the eight phials of Purus disappear. With some effort, they reappear within the Failure, accompanied by a clandestine glow of amethyst. With a thought, I telekinetically shatter the glass phials. Purus flows about within the Failure. The essentia of purification stabilizes the horrendous glitches and corruption as much as possible within the moment it is permitted to exist, before it vaporizes itself, strange gases floating to the remnants of an atmosphere. That was rather successful, I would say.
>Ordo Conceptual Node Laser Deployed Against Target Designate: Mistake.
>We need more weapons. The CoRTM is probably going to go after us.
"This toggle switch changes the auto-feed thing on the Gristifying Gloves, right?"
>Yes.
>Captchagloves: Alternate form of the Gristifying Gloves, with the Gristwidgets no longer automatically converting things to Grist.
I then captchalogue the Mistake, inherently ordering it by forcing it to have a captcha code.
I quickly eject it from my sylladex, at the ground, before Bad Things Happen.
>Device Loaded: Sierpinski Generator Core
>Device Loaded: Sierpinski Generator Projector
>Device Loaded: Fractal Focuser
>Miniaturization Processed
>Deploying
>Sierpinski Gasket Gun: A device that generates a fractal (of any number of sides or patterns) at a target point. Output can be any number of materials, so long as they maintain a coherent shape as the process reaches the limited resolution of the universe. So, basically, light, solids, and that's it. Or pitch. That's not going to move enough to disrupt in the time that it takes.
I fire a cubic interior-filling fractal at the Mistake. As fractals are inherently orderly, following a specific set of rules, the Mistake takes damage from having bits sliced in two repeatedly.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $316
Battlefield: I heal the weakest player with gib eclipse
+2 to Wilson
Default octet thing AND Azure Essence 9/11
Robin Hood AND Health Absorber AND Medigun AND Azure Essence 9/11
Tazz Doll AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 2/11
-HMAS Ship-
Alright, look, I get why you’re mad. I just… I didn’t want to give you false hope. Answer me this, [Redacted], are you planning on using this knowledge to try to bring back the dead?
…I thought you had more faith in me than that… and it’s not even really about what you made me forget, it’s the fact you didn’t ask my approval. To be quite honest… I’ve noticed this sort of thing has been happening occasionally for many years… I’ve just never brought it up.
…what sort of thing?
Ugh, you still don’t know? …just because you’re acting in what you think is my best interest, doesn’t mean you can just do whatever the hell you want to me!
Blue’s voice rises suddenly at the end of her last sentence, and she then stands up from her seat.
We’ll discuss this more later, I don’t want to start yelling… but I think it'd be best if we didn't spend as much time around each other for a while.
Blue walks quickly back to her room, while Red just stares into his cup of coffee.
THE MAGNETIC ANOMALY: A plasma rifle that takes gas from its gas canister, and heats it to thousands of degrees, then fires it at high velocity. Basically iTokamak but without the Tokamak (BTW it's Tokamak, not Tokomak. Sorry about that).
Zoidberg ubercharges the glitch-related enemy with the highest health in a harmful way. The antiberium spreads to all the other glitches. Lothyra shoots Tingle with The Magnetic Anomaly.
Lothyra: Okay. Now for the final upgrade.
Lothyra alchemizes The Magnetic Anomaly & Tiny Antimatter Canister Receptacle & Antimatter Injector & Name Tag = Inertial Antimatter Catalysed Fusion Rifle (or IAC-FR, pronounced the same way as "Yak fur" for short).
TINY ANTIMATTER CANISTER RECEPTACLE: A device that can be inserted with a Tiny Antimatter Canister (holding a couple of micrograms of antimatter, enough to compress plasma and cause an explosive fusion reaction if detonated properly) and quickly drain it.
ANTIMATTER INJECTOR: A device that will quickly inject all of the input antimatter into a device.
IAC-FR: A plasma rifle that has a special ability. If a Tiny Antimatter Canister is inserted into it, and the button is pressed to inject the antimatter, the antimatter will be evenly spread on the surface of the plasma bolt stored inside. When the plasma bolt is fired, the antimatter is shielded by a bit of plasma through the IAC-FR's remote magnetic manipulation (the plasma and the antimatter are both positively charged, so they repel each other and will not annhilate until the time is right). Just as the bolt is about to hit the target, the IAC-FR makes the surface antimatter contract, annihilating with the surface plasma. The energy released compresses the bolt so hard that the plasma undergoes explosive nuclear fusion, creating a blast equivalent to a weak tactical nuke found in RTS games. However, the resulting EMP and fallout are almost zilch, so the explosion is far cleaner than an ordinary tactical nuke.
THE MAGNETIC ANOMALY: A nanogel rifle that has several components built into it, an air canister, magstone wires, and a plasma heater. The weapon takes air and superheats it to thousands of degrees, firing it at high velocity. The magstone wires can magnetically shape the plasma into numerous configurations for quote, maximum damage, unquote.
You slip on a banana!
Cursed 12,000 damage to Tingle!
The Magnetic Anomaly && Tiny Anticanister Receptacle && Antimatter Injector && Name Tag = IAC-FR (Level 10: 1/11)
WARNING! Extensive amounts of corruption are related to this method. Are you sure you want to run it? Y/N
y
origin() executing...
Gutter charge(1/20) (In case there's some kind of need for an attack before Trial 6. End time subject to change.)
Sixth Degree Ubercharge: 9/9
As it will require it-I duplicate three Orbs of Calm, again. Yes, seven orbs of calm.
With my final 50 post charge ready for something stupid and mostly RP-ish, I head back to Trickster Mode. I am in this form far too often, but it's not too concerning due to all the sanity-using Orbs I've made sure to use on myself and keep on myself. Especially the six new Orbs of Calm. Those are overkill in normal circumstances, but they're still useful. But first, I fly away, until where I am at on this wretched rock is EXACTLY opposite of where Grayhold is, and separate from any other faction's holdings. No life remains, but several complex Magic Circles, aided by the Godmodding powers I possess, are present on a plain stone brick platform, with chiseled stone bricks marking where certain items have to be placed. No points for guessing who made it. I quickly make sure to place the three Orbs of Calm in the innermost circle FIRST-there's no requirement, but I want everything in place. On the middle circle, various Powerunes of Zillymark-very powerful rocks that can transmit power, 3-sided, -are arranged, facing inwards towards the center, where I will be standing. Then, the outer circle. I pull out the many legendary weapons of cherubic (and/or [THINGS THAT NO-ONE WAS MEANT TO EVEN SLIGHTLY KNOW ABOUT], depending on interpretation) lore I happen to possess, including the Cherubic-enhanced Mythos, who's name has been sadly forgotten by me. Stupid stupid stupid! But first, I activate the other four Orbs of Calm and the Orb of Sanity, letting the sanity wash over. No risks. More runes are placed on the outer circle...Then the real dangerous bit. Using a similar feature that I used to merge multiple weapons in the original Mythos (for a few seconds) and an extremely powerful maneuver that only someone aware of the [THINGS THAT NO-ONE WAS MEANT TO EVEN SLIGHTLY KNOW ABOUT] and their most secretive and ridiculous techniques could ever hope to replicate, I create a very powerful magical circle directly below Zillythos (which is what I will call it until the actual name makes itself apparent to my mind again), then immediately infuse EVERY weapon of Cherubic Lore into the Zillythos during this period, creating an unstable super-variant! It won't last forever, but I only need it for so long. I place it in the final point of the outer circle.
There are other things in this circle that I have neglected to mention, simply due to Narrative redactive policy on the matter, but rest assured, for those in the know, they are there.
No further prep. I have had the process explained and studied for a while now, and I've seen the successful results. It also warns me that I was going to need a considerable sanity-blostering artifacts. Eight sanity-buffing orbs, for ONE little trick. I set myself on the center, and click my fingers, activating the whole circle. The Orbs of Calm in the inner circle whir to life, creating a massive beam of sanity that will keep going! The Powerunes of Zillymark in the middle and outer circles face themselves in such a pattern that only one three-sided rune faces me, while the others (all two-sided, the remaining side unmarked) face each other until finally, two runes meet the super-powered Zillythos, which, under the infulence of the extra trickster circle and the rest of the circle, fades away, flowing through the Powerunes of Zillymark-and destroying each in the process, each side being cannibalized of all power by the sheer force of Zillythos before managing to flow it through the next mark, until finally it reaches the 3-sided rune and hits me in the form of a massive blast of multicolored light, with the rest of the circle's function making the power transfer as minimally lethal to myself as possible. Having godmodding powers on top of the usual majjyks have certainly helped.
It was not a completely smooth transformation, regardless. Yet another reason why Orbs of Calm are useful.
When the light dies down and the whole thing ends, in the place of myself is...Err, myself in a different form, and hopefully still sane. And quite an interesting one. If anyone could describe the new and nigh-unheard of Trickster levels I have just ascended to, the fact of the matter is the most apt description is a ridiculous Magical Girl outfit of +2 zillion ridiculousness and +2 zillion awesomeness from a Trickster Perspective (let us remind ourselves I am currently female-that can easily change, of course.). Trickster Perspective usually has the girls wear what could best be described as ridiculous Magical Girl outfits of +2 zillion ridiculousness, and call that normal. Possibly dull to Tricksters, even. Oh, and it shifts colors, semi-rapidly, all of it, like a rainbow, assuming it's not my still-peachy skin. My hair currently houses several candies-not just a Chocolate Bar, but also some Ice Cream. It is incomprehensibly ridiculous, and yet, a certain aura of power radiates off of me, turning all nearby into overly-saccharine things, while motes of Overjoy orbit around me. Assuming the transformation's sheer power didn't blow it to pieces. If it was not previously obvious, It is blatantly clear at this point that I have undergone a vast transformation, the most powerful transformation known to Cherubic Folklore, only available to me due to a prior combination of [REMOVED BY ORDER OF [REDACTED FOR THE SAKE OF [Mr. █████████]'S JOB]] ((Yes, that's a redaction of a redaction of a redaction of a redaction)), the events surrounding [REDACTED], the part where a Paradox made me touch literally everything at once, including things out of existence like [YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW] or [WHY DO YOU KEEP BRINGING STUFF LIKE THIS UP TAZZ?!], possessing some ██████████████████ of Zilly█████, and due to copious Void/Time/████████ Shenanigans, having a friendship with the one and only Zill Yggdravoxel the Origin, I have undergone a dramatic transformation, aided by my own unique essence. Partially.
It's...IT'S...MY GOODNESS, IT'S...
...It doesn't really have a name. So, I immediately dub it SUPER TRICKSTER form in a bout of (un)originality. I am fairly certain that I could THEORETICALLY do better, much better, but in practice I have to use multiple Orbs of Calm to keep myself sane (3 to be precise) at this stage, and no amount of these orbs could ever hope Zill Yggdravoxel, the first and only one to achieve the state above this one. On the other hand, I doubt she wasn't already insane. She probably was MORE insane pre-transformation than post, but I'm not one to ramble about pre-transformation her. I haven't MET pre-transformation Zill Yggdravoxel. I'm not even sure there IS a pre-transformation Zill Yggdravoxel, but that's not the point.
In any case, in a practical charge sense, SUPER TRICKSTER form has a few benefits above regular Trickster form: First, any weapon of Cherubic Folklore (read: Anything related to the Zillymiter) is within my possession no matter what it may be, even if I did not have it before, and I may use it in attacks. This does not include weapons of a higher calibur than what can legally be created through the current Alchemiter, unless I have already obtained it (Zillthos). This also means I currently have a Trickster version of any regular weapon I currently possess or WILL possess in the future without needing the Zillymiter at all times. The reasoning behind both of these things is, power of extreme Zilly potential radiates from my very being enough that I may take a version of anything I touch with the zilly potential, and anything with it already is compelled to come to my aid. Let it be clear that these are duplicates from the originals, not the originals. There are other Super Zilly powers associated with this outside of my practical knoweldge, but those would usually fall under the category of RP shizzle. Thus, it's unimportant to you. Nerf/buff as needed, Twin. Oh, yes-on the RP scale of things, I can still go Regular Trickster mode as well. Let that be said now.
I return to the Battlefield-genderbending myself back into a male while I'm at it-and use a combo of Zilly and Order majjyks, creating a massive multicolored spiral that occasionally flickers to pure white. I send this spiral at the Mistake-or the Failure if the Mistake is dead, or the Error if the Failure is dead.
Runic Shielding: 70% Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Biological. Transmutation II
Psionic Program && Small Hematopoietic Stem Cell && Essence of the Diffusion (3/???)
I affix Wand Focus: Primal to the Hazel Wand. It is time to actually wield this wand again. Of course, I am going to be doing it in the most reckless and blatantly suicidal way possible, as per usual. Hah. I flick the wand, and an orb of primal energies bursts forth, heating the air around it, and occasionally discharging bolts of electricity as it takes a particularly random path across spacetime. It comes swerving back towards my head several times upon its sporadic course, and I duck each time. I would rather like to keep my head atop my neck, if at all possible. Several minutes later, the node comes crashing down. I, anticipating the reactions of my adversaries, leap off of the hill, hanging from the side of the pillars of standing land, if need be. The sounds of glitched energy and crumbling earth rise to prominence amongst the noises of violent battle. Given the screams and shouts, I would say my calculations stating a hungry node would be generated in this particular blast were correct. Hah. Due to the fact that I currently have all of the time in the world (which is not saying much), I unscrew the Primal focus from the Hazel Wand's top, placing it in my Focus Pouch. I ready several spruce slabs, and around a stack of glass, along with copious amounts of smooth sandstone, for some odd reason. Hah. Now, to deal with the problem. I toss excessive amounts of smooth sandstone upwards, forcing it above the side of the pillar telekinetically. The blocks continue to glow with violet light for several seconds, before it fades away. The instant it does so, the innumerable stacks are dragged inwards, beyond my line of sight, likely directly within the hungry node. One of the most notable things about this is likely that smooth sandstone's aspectual values are approximately one thaum of Ordo, three of Terra, and four of Perditio. However, I divert the consumption of the Perditio directly to causing several massive explosions near the base of the pillar floating on void below me. Thusly, only Terra and Ordo remain. I remain hanging onto the side of the pillar of Apocalyspe Hill, merely attached to a wall, waiting. The pull of the hungry node above, unless I am horribly mistaken in the effects of auric manipulation in these conditions, is dragging the three corrupted entities in and out of the node in a constantly vacillating and unstable gravitational plane, thrusting them repeatedly through a node solely composed of Ordo, Terra, and several other primal aspects I cannot designate, seeing as I cannot actually see the node. However, the Ordo is the most important part. Granted, every living being is being affected, but they shouldn't be killed. Grievous bodily harm may or may not occur, though I cannot be certain. I use Cipher's Call to view the top of Apocalypse Hill, before deactivating it, and letting go of the wall. Immediately, the pull of the node drags me upwards, hundreds of meters up, and towards the center of the aura node, along with the other players. I ready the glass and spruce wood slabs. Just before I arc through the center of the node, I place a glass block, which my feet immediately slam into. That is rather painful. I struggle immensely with the gravitational pull of the node. I'm not exactly strong. The suction immediately draws me off of the node, consuming the glass block as well. I attempt to regain some semblance of stability, placing several more glass blocks in a hollow 3x3x3 cube around the node. Of course, glass blocks are repeatedly destroyed, and I lose balance, stability, and my position innumerable times, the players and entities crashing into the cube occasionally as well. This was a horrible idea. I misplace a block of glass, and attempt to pry it from the structure, pulling at the block in vain. Moments later, I merely point the Hazel Wand at the block, and vaporize it, once more being pulled into orbit. Nearly fifteen tense minutes later, I manage to fully construct the cube, placing a 3x3 sheet of spruce wood slabs atop it, several extensions of Ordo vis escaping, and pummeling the three glitched entities moments before the glass before the tendril of energy is replaced. Then, I waste not a moment, slashing the Hazel Wand downwards. There is a flash of light, and everything is abruptly released from their orbit around the node, as the glass and wood construct shrinks to the size of a Warded Jar. I take the jar, for future research. That was rather exhilarating. Hah.
I pull out a book. Not just any book, but the Necronomicon! I read a select few passages out of it, then start ominously casting a summoning ritual.
"Awaken, great Cthulhu, and show these... things no mercy!"
Cthulhu is then summoned, making everyone insane! He then attacks The Error, The Mistake, and The Failure, hopefully making them cross over... into the afterlife.
...Wow, that was a bad joke.
I refill more sacred items, then use Battle Technique Level 5: CONTROL CORE, targeting the Mistake. Or the Error, if my primary target is dead amen already.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $318
Battlefield: I use the Indigo Flames on Build.
+2 to Wilson
Default octet thing AND Azure Essence 10/11
Robin Hood AND Health Absorber AND Medigun AND Azure Essence 10/11
Tazz Doll AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 3/11
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-21, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-13, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Turn 3/3.
Pilot's Vat -c Guardmetal Spacefighter Frame -c Thaumonomitron -c Ea Mechanism -c FTL Crystal Mover 3/4.
Judgement Caller's Staff && Essence of the Iron Republic = The Abolisher 6/11
Zeus' Prosecution && Dawn's Law = Deus Ex Machina 6/11
I pull out several tools, wrenches, and other implements, before running up to the Mistake and peforming some strange operations on it. The Mistake realizes I'm trying to fix it, and takes damage from the pun! And the Ordo essentia I infused into the tools beforehand, in case the pun didn't work.
Remington TCR && Remington 420 = Remington Graffiti (3/IT'S REMINGTON GRAFFITI BECAUSE GHOST GETS TROLLED THE HARDEST DURING A SEGMENT ON HIS SHOW CALLED RADIO GRAFFITI)
Essence of Leopold Slikk, the Angry German Kid && 50,000 Keycaps && Beretta 96G-SD = Beretta 50K-LS (5/6)
Everysword && Effslayer = Everyslayer (5/11)
Action
I use UNICODE LV. 5: HOUR OF CODE on the Error, or if it is dead the Failure. If both are dead, just give the description.
I then pull out a massive warded jar full of Ordo essentia and smash it over the Mistake.
You equip the Unicoders and then create a fort to shield yourself. Using the Unicoders, you toil for an hour, creating highly experimental and deadly strings of code that are united through programming to create a virus with only one purpose: assimilate anything in its path by turning it into pure Unicode. After debugging it for the better half of ten minutes, you pop out of your fort and execute the program, blasting the effigy apart! Unicode shrapnel rains down from the sky, the effigy having been turned into the stuff exactly as planned...
I refill more sacred items, then go for a Combat Operandi: CONSUME, targeting the Mistake. If it's dead, I do that to the Error instead.
Component A: 25/50
Component B: 25/50
(Aboard an unknown Engietech ship)
A large array of metal can be seen, splayed out on the floor of a hangar bay. Notably, it is currently in two piles. One pile is being arranged into a legged platform shape, with a lower body on the topmost part. The other pile is being arranged into a cockpit, upper body, and a colossal gun of some fashion. TECHPIECE is overseeing the construction.
Gutter charge (2/20) (In case there's some kind of need for an attack before Trial 6. End time subject to change.)
Sixth Degree Ubercharge: 9/9
I am almost positive the Mistake is dead at this point. Make sure to target
That being said, the other two have got to go. I'm not sure the Shrine of 2b2t is intact, so instead, I use Sleuth Diplomacy Level 10: Ceasefire on the Failure, or the Error if that is dead. With all of these insane super attacks going on, sometimes the best offense is simple. I coat my fists in pure Order Majjyks beforehand for the extra damage against these things.
I'm going to be saving up the creative juices for the final battle, in case it wasn't obvious.
I summon Judas, give him Mutant Spider, Brimstone, Magic Mushroom, and Sacred Heart. I then order him to use his Book of Belial. He then charges up and fires the four Brimstone tentacles of death.
Basically, I shoot 4 blood lasers at random targets, but centered around the Failure.
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-21, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-13, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
(GREEN)So, generic, it are you attempting to make something like the tubas?(END GREEN)
Cup of Tea && Improbability Dice = ? 1/?
Raspberry Pi || Attachment Port = ? 1/?
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy || Flimsy Stick = ? 1/?
(GREEN)I use the Creation Pen to make a bandage bomb, and throw it at a random teammate. This covers them in bandages, somehow healing them.(END GREEN)
Cup of Tea && Improbability Dice = Improbabearl Grey (Level 6: 1/7)
Rapsberry Pi || Attachment Port = Rapsberry Port (Level 4: 1/5)
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy || Flimsy Stick = Is this supposed to be a reference?
Post 3
(GREEN)I use up all the insanity in my Voided Scepter to make Tingle go insane.(END GREEN)
Cup of Tea && Improbability Dice = ? 2/?
Raspberry Pi || Attachment Port = ? 2/?
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy || Flimsy Stick = ? 2/?
Tingle takes a cursed 12,000 damage in his insanity!
actually, I will bother. 4/5 and 29/50 +1 to Generic and Tazz.
I try to use phaseShot.shoot(The_Error); A bolt of binary numbers fly towards the Error (or Mistake if that's dead) like an arrow. Maybe the code based weaponry will do something.
Also, the charge in the Alchemy Emporium has reached 50, but I don't have the time to do something somewhat creative with it.
The Silicon SteamPunker &&& Bottled Hosi Fire &&& lapitron energy crystal (from IC2, stores lots of electricity) = ??? 1/?
Bottled Hosi Fire &&& The Sparker (Wilson's level 8 weapon) = The Lightning Round 3/11
Potion of Kitsune OOO Glowstone dust = Potion of Kitsune II 1/2
Wilson heard someone addressing him, so his blind wanderings must have gotten him somewhere. Somewhat too loudly, he calls out in no particular direction,
You... can hear me? I'm... sorry but... who is this? My hearing is shot right now... along with my eyesight. So... maybe I do need a failsafe... And I... I feel... I've been better... I think this is... what death feels like... its like... my blood is now thorns... slashing me from inside... I don't think I've ever felt worse... at least overall... I just wanted to find someone to talk to... then collapse...
And with that, he fell over halfway out of a hallway leading into the main... uhh... bridge? cockpit? cabin? coffee room? Whatever you'd call it for the Tardis. He both looked and sounded pathetic and broken. The holocaust inflicted on the only home he had ever known seemed to have shattered both his mind and body. With his gentle heart and ubiquitous empathy, Wilson stands for innocence. And he'll fight for innocence. But when something pierces his defenses, it scorches him from inside and his normally unbreakable spirit collapses in on itself. He was covered in battle scars. On the surface, parts of his golden tan fur were burnt or cut. But his more grievous wounds cut far deeper, yet never drew blood. There were dark streaks running down from his eyes and one of his ears was folded over, probably from sleeping on it. His lilac eyes shimmered with a thin layer of tears and his short, bushy tail seemed permanently tucked down between his legs.
I hope no one minds me here lying... where ever I ended up... But... please... just... I don't want this to truly break me... but I feel like it might... h... help...
Silicon Steampunker && Bottled Hoshifire && Lapitron Energy Crystal = The Fox's Spark (Level 12: 1/13)
Potion of Kitsune OOO Glowstone Dust = Potion of Kitsune II (1/2)
"You are sp3aking to an independent gest4lt of the artificia1 intelligence H3TAC, currently housed in a mark-three diplomatic avatariza7ion android, do not attempt sabota9e under pain of nucl34r termination."
The above appears to be a canned response, spoken in the once-characteristic audio-glitch ridden voice that H3 no longer uses.
The remarkably quiet black-armored machine kneels next to Wilson with a series of sharp clicks, extending one six-digited hand cautiously.
"You appear to be rather hurt, will you accept treatment by militant-purpose nanites?"
"Before you ask, I am a friend. I believe you worked with my creator, Amperzand? That was before he Split, of course, their behavior since then has been rather foolish."
Battlefield;
I cut into the Failure with the Hellbreakers, every slice repairing a little more of the madness that created it, even as the flames of a falling angel burn the thing's flesh to ashes around the blades.
@talist: You don't have to go that overboard as the GM, but if you feel you want to, I highly doubt that anyone would object. Of them games we've had so far in this series, TT2000 ran it as if it were just a regular forum game, nothing more to it than that. Twin's run it closer to a game of D&D, with an actual plot, but one that is a bit incoherent. My game... I'm not sure what to liken the tvtropes session to. I think the plot was almost certainly an excuse plot, and all in all, the best similarity to it would probably be a series of fight animations, and Be The Godmodders was practically a typed-up flash game. We've had lots of different styles, and you'll be fine. As long as you can manage both DTG and your real life, you'll be good. Honestly, I can't really think of anyone currently playing better suited to DTG3, since you're really the only one who's going to be able to keep tabs on stuff story-wise.
But that's enough pep-talk rambling.
Also...
*clapclapclap*
In the TARDIS: ((amp: I was about to question how your character could hear Wilson, then I remembered the super-senses. Although your character might want to have his stuff toned back, because there's millions of people in the TARDIS at present. Mostly in the cargo bays, yes, but nonetheless.))
Wilson!
Eric runs over to him.
Are you okay?
Hank walks over, Sanford, Deimos, and the assorted others in the control room look on with varying degrees of concern.
I think some healing magic is in order Eric.
And then some rest.
He'll be okay eventually.
Eric nods.
heal
Wilson's wounds patch themselves up a bit, healing energy flowing through him.
This works similar to the healing from WoT, it expedites the healing process, but Wilson still needs rest.
Eric picks Wilson up and moves him over to a bench near the side.
Do you need anything?
Outside the TARDIS:
It begins raining tacos.
Out of the sky.
No, I'm not finishing the song.
No need to ask way.
Dagnabbit!
Whatever, the Error and Mistake are both crushed by giant tacos.
5/5 SPENT! Using the MASSIVE power of a 5 post charge, I cause a little spider web of green lights to spread across the battleground, healing other players.
50/50 SPENT! Well, maybe spent. If the Mistake is dead, it doesn't get used because it would have no target. The Mistake doesn't take damage from non order based attacks, so lets give this a try...
I fire a bolt of vines at the Mistake and entangle it. Helpless to do anything, it watches as a fissure cracks towards it, bleeding green light. When the fissure reaches it, a massive oak tree suddenly springs up, carrying the Mistake up to the top. Shining gold and green light, it grows two large branches on either side. From a distance, the tree now looks like a massive set of scales. The final verdict is here. The tree slowly sways back and forth, driving the Mistake off balance. As the Mistake is still entangled with vines, it can't fight back and is forced to watch to see what shall be decided for its fate. Eventually, the tree suddenly lurches to the left, throwing the Mistake off to fall through the branches, leaves, and thorns of the scale. Then, as the final punishment, the entire tree cracks at the base and collapses onto the Mistake, shattering into a storm of splinters that all cut and slash at it with golden light.
The Silicon SteamPunker &&& Bottled Hosi Fire &&& lapitron energy crystal (from IC2, stores lots of electricity) = ??? 2/?
Bottled Hosi Fire &&& The Sparker (Wilson's level 8 weapon) = The Lightning Round 4/11
Potion of Kitsune OOO Glowstone dust = Potion of Kitsune II DONE
Letting the music wash over him, Wilson closes his eyes and lets his head lull to the side and sighed somewhat. He had never mentioned it to anyone, but he liked nearly every kind of music. It was strange though because he didn't know why. He had only listened to a handful of songs in his entire life, yet slower songs like this made him feel nostalgic and he felt like dancing to other ones despite being terrible at it. Thinking way back, he didn't remember ever liking music back in his old home. Maybe he just got a better appreciation of music as he aged... despite not hearing many songs... hm...
Without opening his eyes,
... well... thanks for clarifying then... but I'll pass it up then... don't do drugs kids...
Wilson takes a moment to run his paw through his fur, straitening it somewhat.
Wait... aboard? How many other people are on board? And... I don't think I need a psychic... or a doctor... or an empath... whatever that is... I just want a friend...
One of the things about foreshadowing is that you rarely realize it until the event actually happens. Or sometimes, the situation.
All players fully healed!
POTION OF KITSUNE II: A more powerful Potion of Kitsune.
We've got just about every refugee off of Godcraft in here, plus a surprising number of the mobs.
If we don't have any of either, I would be extremely surprised.
But I don't think Wilson needs that.
Maybe later, but right now he needs to try and heal on his own.
Because otherwise he's going to go through this all over again as soon as the fighting flares up again.
Eric looks at Wilson:
How many people are aboard?
Sanford?
Heck* if I know. We didn't have time to count heads.
There's a census of sorts going on below, but that's probably going to miss the actual amount.
Who's in charge of it?
Vetinari.
Deimos, have you read any Discworld?
No?
That man is going to be able to give us the numbers.
If he doesn't, its because we need the wrong ones.
The knock on the door.
If the door weren't open, maybe we'd say n- actually,
We should start asking this.
Mind telling us who you are first?
((Just so you know net, Wilson's got all his physical wounds healed or healing. He'll be fine, and setting up an apparatus next to him might freak people out))
A relish nuke falls from orbit and smashes into Failure, or one of the other PGs if that doesn't work.
Serpent walks over to the Battlefield, dizzy. She takes out Atheist's Grip and slashes it through a PG entity, just wanting the Trial to start already.
No one notices the red tendrils that sweep across GodCraft, preparing their final attack.
I think it's time to start writing my second Finale.
Umbra equips the Scribe's Wands, and uses them to write the word "Sufferıng" onto The Mistake.
U: They're not strong enough. They need an upgrade.
Umbra opens a small rift to my private pocket dimension, and starts to pillage through the mess of SCPs and alchemies, before taking out a paper.
U: It must be here somewhere...waıt... What's thıs?
Umbra salvages a inkstained piece of paper out of the rift, and unfolds it, revealing a large, inkstained blueprint full of scribbles made with a purple marker.
U: It looks lıke some kind of plan for an alchemy. SCP objects... Illıcıt pıctography... Theft of conscıousness... Electroshock weapons... Thıs looks awesome. But ıt could be ımproved In some places.
Umbra then retrives SCP-505 out of the pocket dimension, and begins to fill the blueprint with scribbles of shadow creatures.
Split pokes the Mane Armor, teleport-pokes the Pa'anuri Fragment (which loses 2% Strength), stare-pokes Abathur (which makes his Hidden stat go down by 5%), and attempts to attack Tingle but fails!
The Hairborn Club deals a cursed 22,500 damage to Tingle!
Abathur relocates its Symbiotes to the Spires and the Repair Droid! Both of them use Carapace Shield! Sanic deals a cursed 18,000 damage to Tingle, but makes himself Cursed as well!
The Error, Mistake, and Failure have all been assimilated! They have left behind what looks like a series of glitched honeycombs... The worker bees of the Impetus Combs debug the honeycombs and restore them, adding their supplies of nectar to the already considerable combs! Your nectar-per-turn bonus has raised to its max; it now produces +500,000 nectar per turn! The current Impetus Comb status won't be updated to reflect this though, as the current status isn't up to date... It should be up by tomorrow!
No new PGs are summoned, and all is quiet... I've decided to end the Spoil Trade since it's pretty obviously not going anymore. Whatever the Godmodder has planned will become evident soon...
Alright, so here's the deal: I'm sorry for being nonexistent for like the past two days. I've been on break for Memorial Day for the past four days, and in that time, I've gotten a lot of work done on Trial 6. But it's still not enough. I can't tell you for sure when the final battle will happen, and that isn't helped by the ever-growing problem of finals at school, but it will - hopefully! - be up by the end of the week.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 60%.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 29/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 60%. Regen: III
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Regen: III
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 60%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 29/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 60%.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Regen: III
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 24/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
babysphee: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Generator_of_Cubes: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Regen: III
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 70%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 24/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn. Regen: III
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
The Consciousness: [AG] HP: 139,000/150,000. Spires: 25,000/25,000 HP. (x6.) Symbiote Shield: 10,000/10,000 HP. Enderman Souls: 500/500 HP. (x23.) The Eye: III The Hand: III The Crystal: III
Eric nods, and pulls something out of his pocket.
He places it on the table next to Wilson, and it begins playing a song:
It continues to play more peaceful music after that.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
/RPnull and I can't edit this 'cause I'd have to completely retype it every time.
The machine considers Wilson for a moment.
"I think you misunderstand my reason for asking about the nanites. It is not a good way of healing. Very pleasant, but not good. They are a wounded killer's easiest resort, returning functionality and clarity in exchange for possible addiction and, often, a serious hangover."
It turns to Hank.
"Do you have any skilled psychics or true-empaths aboard? His physical wounds are less than I believed, but they might help the incorporeal, certainly more than I can, in my capacity as a weak shadow of an extremely inexperienced god."
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
5/5 and 30/50 +1 to Generic and Tazz.
5/5 SPENT! Using the MASSIVE power of a 5 post charge, I cause a little spider web of green lights to spread across the battleground, healing other players.
50/50 SPENT! Well, maybe spent. If the Mistake is dead, it doesn't get used because it would have no target. The Mistake doesn't take damage from non order based attacks, so lets give this a try...
I fire a bolt of vines at the Mistake and entangle it. Helpless to do anything, it watches as a fissure cracks towards it, bleeding green light. When the fissure reaches it, a massive oak tree suddenly springs up, carrying the Mistake up to the top. Shining gold and green light, it grows two large branches on either side. From a distance, the tree now looks like a massive set of scales. The final verdict is here. The tree slowly sways back and forth, driving the Mistake off balance. As the Mistake is still entangled with vines, it can't fight back and is forced to watch to see what shall be decided for its fate. Eventually, the tree suddenly lurches to the left, throwing the Mistake off to fall through the branches, leaves, and thorns of the scale. Then, as the final punishment, the entire tree cracks at the base and collapses onto the Mistake, shattering into a storm of splinters that all cut and slash at it with golden light.
The Silicon SteamPunker &&& Bottled Hosi Fire &&& lapitron energy crystal (from IC2, stores lots of electricity) = ??? 2/?
Bottled Hosi Fire &&& The Sparker (Wilson's level 8 weapon) = The Lightning Round 4/11
Potion of Kitsune OOO Glowstone dust = Potion of Kitsune II DONE
Letting the music wash over him, Wilson closes his eyes and lets his head lull to the side and sighed somewhat. He had never mentioned it to anyone, but he liked nearly every kind of music. It was strange though because he didn't know why. He had only listened to a handful of songs in his entire life, yet slower songs like this made him feel nostalgic and he felt like dancing to other ones despite being terrible at it. Thinking way back, he didn't remember ever liking music back in his old home. Maybe he just got a better appreciation of music as he aged... despite not hearing many songs... hm...
Without opening his eyes,
... well... thanks for clarifying then... but I'll pass it up then... don't do drugs kids...
Wilson takes a moment to run his paw through his fur, straitening it somewhat.
Wait... aboard? How many other people are on board? And... I don't think I need a psychic... or a doctor... or an empath... whatever that is... I just want a friend...
One of the things about foreshadowing is that you rarely realize it until the event actually happens. Or sometimes, the situation.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Post I
Biumbra fires his Blasters at The Error.
Umbra teleports in a circle around the Pa'anuri Fragment.
The Spires heals the Consciousness, whisc summons more Enderman Souls to attack Tingle.
The Spire Repair Droid continues to shield it's Spire.
Endothermia 6/7
Double Twilight 5/6
Dreams of Cruelty 2/6
Umbral Ultımatum 34/40
*wishes he could help Wilson*
*can't quite*
*augh*
Wait.
"((Hey Argus, could you go give Wilson a hand?))"
>((Most certainly.))
An Argus knocks on the door of the TARDIS.
>May I come in?
*once inside*
>I heal Wilson using a Sano Conceptual Node Field Generator( solely IC but I bet we can all guess that it does the same thing as a Node Laser only with a stationary AoE).
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Hank shrugs
We've got just about every refugee off of Godcraft in here, plus a surprising number of the mobs.
If we don't have any of either, I would be extremely surprised.
But I don't think Wilson needs that.
Maybe later, but right now he needs to try and heal on his own.
Because otherwise he's going to go through this all over again as soon as the fighting flares up again.
Eric looks at Wilson:
How many people are aboard?
Sanford?
Heck* if I know. We didn't have time to count heads.
There's a census of sorts going on below, but that's probably going to miss the actual amount.
Who's in charge of it?
Vetinari.
Deimos, have you read any Discworld?
No?
That man is going to be able to give us the numbers.
If he doesn't, its because we need the wrong ones.
The knock on the door.
If the door weren't open, maybe we'd say n- actually,
We should start asking this.
Mind telling us who you are first?
((Just so you know net, Wilson's got all his physical wounds healed or healing. He'll be fine, and setting up an apparatus next to him might freak people out))
A relish nuke falls from orbit and smashes into Failure, or one of the other PGs if that doesn't work.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I use the distinctive lack of post to pop a question upon all...
What do you think you'll be remembered for after the game ends?
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Being the de facto evidence of how utterly ridiculous characters can be in this game.
/null
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Being the de facto evidence of how utterly human characters can be in this game.
/RPnull Sorry Twin, but I've used up all 3 of my actual actions.
Well... that's good... just don't let me touch the controls... I'll probably ruin them... And... there's going to be more fighting? But... why? What's left to fight over? There's... there's nothing left... were my efforts to stop this in vain?
Not noticing Eric's gaze, he shuffles around a little uncomfortably. He doesn't notice the knocking either, but does hear the... Argus speaking. He uselessly opens his eyes and looks in the wrong direction.
Did... I hear something? Who are you? And... where are you?
Wilson doesn't mind his physical wounds that much. But in war, there are no unscarred soldiers. So in many ways, his mind is more fragile than his body. The reason he is blind and somewhat deaf is his Grid hangover. Normally, our eyes take a 2-D image and process it to give us an idea of what the 3-D world looks like. But when he's using the Grid, his eyes are forced to take a 3-D image, which is light coming from directions they aren't made for, and try to come up with a 4-D image. A similar thing happens to the rest of his body.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Serpent walks over to the Battlefield, dizzy. She takes out Atheist's Grip and slashes it through a PG entity, just wanting the Trial to start already.
No one notices the red tendrils that sweep across GodCraft, preparing their final attack.
I think it's time to start writing my second Finale.
Oh no
Post II
U: Ok. Bıumbra, your sword ıs complete.
Biumbra grabs Double Twilight and examines it.
U2: Can I tezt it??
U: Waıt. I need to test my wands fırst.
Umbra equips the Scribe's Wands, and uses them to write the word "Sufferıng" onto The Mistake.
U: They're not strong enough. They need an upgrade.
Umbra opens a small rift to my private pocket dimension, and starts to pillage through the mess of SCPs and alchemies, before taking out a paper.
U: It must be here somewhere...waıt... What's thıs?
Umbra salvages a inkstained piece of paper out of the rift, and unfolds it, revealing a large, inkstained blueprint full of scribbles made with a purple marker.
U: It looks lıke some kind of plan for an alchemy. SCP objects... Illıcıt pıctography... Theft of conscıousness... Electroshock weapons... Thıs looks awesome. But ıt could be ımproved In some places.
Umbra then retrives SCP-505 out of the pocket dimension, and begins to fill the blueprint with scribbles of shadow creatures.
Scrıbe's Wands && SCP-505 && SCP-1553-A && Nıghtmare Fuel
Dream Powder && Indıgo Flame && Nıghtmare Fuel
Dreams of Cruelty 3/6
Umbral Ultımatum 36/50
I will probably be remembered for having way more alchemies than healthy or necessary, and starting an execuse plot to get more.
Hah. You think YOU'RE the alchemy nut. Look at your stuff now back to me now back to your stuff now back to me. You're on Armageddon Hill with the guy your alchemy mania could look like.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Post III
Biumbra excitedly tests Double Twilight on The Failiure
Umbra boredly grows an imaginary number of shadowy tentacles, which he then uses to clean away some banana peels
Scrıbe's Wands && SCP-505 && SCP-1553-A && Nıghtmare Fuel 2/X
Dream Powder && Indıgo Flame && Nıghtmare Fuel 2/X
Dreams of Cruelty 4/6
Umbral Ultımatum 37/50
...sounds reasonable
"Any any you did not find, I did. Even after the Scratch Incident there are more than a million people aboard the prime gestalt's housing, half of them rescued from this planet."
It looks at Wilson again.
"You probably need to rest more, do not attempt to use your damaged senses overmuch. I've seen the same with Console-Jockeys who pulled the plug early and their like, in Connected Worlds."
/rpnull /\ I can't edit anything with fonts.
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Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
For being the de facto evidence of what happens when someone takes over the plot too often.
Eric nods in gratitude towards the Argus
There's still things left to fight for.
The Godmodder has his pride.
We have each other, and the refugees.
We still haven't picked up anyone from Earth yet, so we're going to have to get through Binary.
And even if this world is gone, it's a big multiverse.
The day there's nothing left worth fighting to protect is the day there's no point left in living.
What you did today was important, even if you didn't save any lives, the fight's been taken down a notch.
Now there's no one left in the crossfire.
Hopefully no more innocent bystanders will get hurt.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
<==
IMPORTANT: LAST TURN IS FINISHED.
1 damage to the Mane Armor!
Okay, I changed allies to "teammates".
The order present in the bookcase deals 3,000 damage to the Mistake! It looks like the Mistake is only susceptible to attacks that involve order!
The_Nonexistent_Tazz Doll && Protection Charm && Azure Essence = Tazz Defense (Level 10: 1/11)
Remington TCR && Remington 420 = The Remington Graffiti (Level 10: 1/11)
11,000 damage to the Mistake!
16,000 damage to the Failure!
Huh, that works. Thanks!
POTION OF KITSUNE: A potion that, upon use, will supercharge the drinker with the portion of a kitsune's soul, giving them a kitsune's powers.
Maybe because I have no clue what the Unknown Ship is.
I was going to leave it up to you to say it did that, but never mind. I'll have the process be automatic.
Okay.
You slip on a banana!
8,000 damage to the Mistake!
Psionic Program && Small Hematopoietic Stem Cell && Diffusion Essence = Psionic Diffuser (Level 5: 1/6)
16,000 damage to the Mistake!
ARSENIDE ICETOP: A quantum computer that is contained inside a closed-cycle refrigerator that cools the computer down enough so that it can preform its quantum computations optimally. It runs very fast thanks to the gallium arsenide present inside of its computer chips.
Arsenide Icetop || Supercomputing Mainframe = Arsenice Hub (Level 10: 1/11)
You slip on a banana!
The Mistake becomes magnetic and attracts Bender to it, wasting his action!
+4,000 HP to Abathur and the Consciousness! +3 HP to TT2000!
+2 of all Sacred Items! The Necro Smasher has no effect... Or at least, it would have, if not for Tazz!
Thanks to you, the Necro Smasher sends the Mistake to Bumper Car Hell! It takes 10,000 damage and is stunned!
8,000 damage to the Mistake!
The Pilot's Vat -c Guardmetal Spacefighter Frame -c Thaumonomitron -c Ea Mechanism -c FTL Crystal Mover = The Full Thaumic Launcher (1/4)
8,000 damage to the MIstake!
You slip on a banana!
> ManiacMasteR: COMBAT OPERANDI => IUBEOQUE
You expend 2 Hog Slop and 3 Weasel Snot.
30,000 damage to the Failure!
The Mistake ends up on a completely different portion of GodCraft from the Battlefield, but still at the same time as the Massive Battle of Armies! It teleports back unharmed.
You need to specify what Special Attack you use in order for it to work!
The Mistake is unharmed!
11,000 damage to the Mistake!
Balloon Boy just stares at you. "BUY MY gorilla," he screams after several seconds pass. It looks like today he has a fine special item for you, should you choose to see it...
(In case you don't understand the joke: gorilla has been used in the game as a censor for a while now, and it became a running gag. If you want another example, look directly below this, at Netpatham.)
You slip on a banana!
"THAT'LL BE 5 TOKENS," Balloon Boy responds. At least you presumably have the cash. 3,000 damage to the Failure!
FUCHSIA PSIONIC PROGRAM: A psionic program that will give whatever it is installed into the psionic powers of fuchsia-blooded trolls.
Picture of Skaia && Bow = The Cosmic Progeny (Level 10: 1/11)
Mistake corrected!
He DID say he had used the proper precautions.
18,000 damage to the Failure!
+6 HP to omglolsguy!
THE MAGNETIC ANOMALY: A nanogel rifle that has several components built into it, an air canister, magstone wires, and a plasma heater. The weapon takes air and superheats it to thousands of degrees, firing it at high velocity. The magstone wires can magnetically shape the plasma into numerous configurations for quote, maximum damage, unquote.
You slip on a banana!
Cursed 12,000 damage to Tingle!
The Magnetic Anomaly && Tiny Anticanister Receptacle && Antimatter Injector && Name Tag = IAC-FR (Level 10: 1/11)
Failure destroyed!
Error stabilized!
+2 of all Sacred Items!
I'd really prefer that you didn't.
+5 HP to generic!
> CobaltShade: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 UNICODE - HOUR OF CODE
An effigy pops into existence for you to attack.
You equip the Unicoders and then create a fort to shield yourself. Using the Unicoders, you toil for an hour, creating highly experimental and deadly strings of code that are united through programming to create a virus with only one purpose: assimilate anything in its path by turning it into pure Unicode. After debugging it for the better half of ten minutes, you pop out of your fort and execute the program, blasting the effigy apart! Unicode shrapnel rains down from the sky, the effigy having been turned into the stuff exactly as planned...
+2 of all Sacred Items!
+5 HP to Overlordxcano!
Voidmetal Staff && Tingle's Hat = Fairy Staff (Level 5: 1/6)
Wooden Staff && Packet of Instant Mana = Mana Staff (Level 2: 1/3)
Keep in mind that alchemy ingredients aren't destroyed when you use them, so Tingle can keep his hat!
Several blocks are broken, and appear to be somewhat contaminated with the Void...
Cup of Tea && Improbability Dice = Improbabearl Grey (Level 6: 1/7)
Rapsberry Pi || Attachment Port = Rapsberry Port (Level 4: 1/5)
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy || Flimsy Stick = Is this supposed to be a reference?
+5 HP to Pokefan!
Tingle takes a cursed 12,000 damage in his insanity!
MANA STAFF: A staff that excels in casting mana-based spells. It's a great source of mana.
Silicon Steampunker && Bottled Hoshifire && Lapitron Energy Crystal = The Fox's Spark (Level 12: 1/13)
Potion of Kitsune OOO Glowstone Dust = Potion of Kitsune II (1/2)
That's pretty accurate.
I know you know this, but remember that all charges must take 50 or less posts to make!
All players fully healed!
POTION OF KITSUNE II: A more powerful Potion of Kitsune.
The attack fails!
Cursed 6,000 damage to Tingle!
No problem.
Cursed 16,500 damage to Tingle!
DOUBLE TWILIGHT: A double-edged jet black sword. The power of the night itself is especially intense around it; the blade seems to absorb all light.
Scribe's Wands && SCP-505 && SCP-1553-A && Nightmare Fuel = Ink Timore (Level 7: 1/8)
Dream Powder && Indigo Flame && Nightmare Fuel = Cerebredust (Level 5: 1/6)
Split pokes the Mane Armor, teleport-pokes the Pa'anuri Fragment (which loses 2% Strength), stare-pokes Abathur (which makes his Hidden stat go down by 5%), and attempts to attack Tingle but fails!
The Hairborn Club deals a cursed 22,500 damage to Tingle!
Abathur relocates its Symbiotes to the Spires and the Repair Droid! Both of them use Carapace Shield! Sanic deals a cursed 18,000 damage to Tingle, but makes himself Cursed as well!
The Error, Mistake, and Failure have all been assimilated! They have left behind what looks like a series of glitched honeycombs... The worker bees of the Impetus Combs debug the honeycombs and restore them, adding their supplies of nectar to the already considerable combs! Your nectar-per-turn bonus has raised to its max; it now produces +500,000 nectar per turn! The current Impetus Comb status won't be updated to reflect this though, as the current status isn't up to date... It should be up by tomorrow!
No new PGs are summoned, and all is quiet... I've decided to end the Spoil Trade since it's pretty obviously not going anymore. Whatever the Godmodder has planned will become evident soon...
Alright, so here's the deal: I'm sorry for being nonexistent for like the past two days. I've been on break for Memorial Day for the past four days, and in that time, I've gotten a lot of work done on Trial 6. But it's still not enough. I can't tell you for sure when the final battle will happen, and that isn't helped by the ever-growing problem of finals at school, but it will - hopefully! - be up by the end of the week.
Stay tuned.
The Itinerary:
> All: Good luck.
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIIV. ASCENT .IVV. EXODUS .VArmageddon Hill:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 2,111,500/8,000,000. (Gains +400,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 12
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 29/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 60%. Regen: III
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Regen: III
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 60%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 29/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 60%.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Regen: III
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 24/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
babysphee: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Generator_of_Cubes: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Regen: III
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 70%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 24/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn. Regen: III
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 25/20.
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 20/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 20/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 20/20.
K4yne: [N] HP: 22/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
Pa'anuri Fragment: [H] Strength: IIIIIIIIII 18%. Loses 10% Strength a turn, can lose additional strength if someone uses teleports in an attack.
Split: [N] HP: 104,500/250,000. Weapon Mode: Contrivance. Temporal Piano: II Organ Grinder: II Anthem: II
Magnificent Manes Men's Hairborn Club: [N] HP: 50,000/50,000. (x3.) Magnificent Mane: 100,000/100,000 HP. Mane Armor: 9.
Die: [AG] Leaves in two turns.
Abathur: [AG] HP: 79,000/80,000. Hidden: 70%. Symbiotes: 30,000/30,000. (x2.)
The Consciousness: [AG] HP: 139,000/150,000. Spires: 25,000/25,000 HP. (x6.) Symbiote Shield: 10,000/10,000 HP. Enderman Souls: 500/500 HP. (x23.) The Eye: III The Hand: III The Crystal: III
Sanic Hegehog: [AG] HP: 150,000/160,000.
Spire Repair Droid: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Symbiote Shield: 10,000/10,000 HP. Shielding the Consciousness' Spires.
Tingle: [PG] HP: 98,000/300,000. Bananas: II Fairy Healing: III Cursed: II
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 1/125. Killstreak: 86.The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (PitTheAngel)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (5l1n65h07)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III IN USE (TehEpicNinja9001)
Molten Processor: IIII READY (Pokefan151)
Infinity Blade: II READY [4K] (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Prism: III READY (TehEpicNinja9001)
Lil' Cal: IIIII IN USE (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (Fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII IN USE (insert_generic_username)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: ...IS OVER. (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Netpatham)
Magma Multiplier: IIII DISABLED (Fseftr)
Silver Eye: III READY (crystalcat)
Table Leg: III READY (Irecreeper)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Red Scale: III IN USE (engie_ninja)
Twitchy Staff: III DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Necro Smasher: III IN USE (engie_ninja)
Black Matter Gun: IIII READY (crystalcat)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Talist)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (gutza1)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (ProofofconcepT)
Oblivion's Topper: III READY (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII READY (The_Serpent)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
12 Hog Slop
19 Elf Tears
9 Pie Filling
10 Weasel Snot
HehehehahahaHAHA! FINALLY!
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GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
show the goods b0ss
Panzer VIII Maus: 2/45.
Changed to less than 50.
Come to kspcity! Transportation
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Industry
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ind
I set up an invisible bear trap around the enemies, which only activates when they are attacked.
Bear trap stability (health): 15/15