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"When I say go, fractive blasts! Get the wings, they heal!"

"Go!"

The 53 time-displaced mes (including original me) unleash 53 blasts of fractive energy at the Wings, fraying them into stumps and tatters while attempting to break their "healing power" portion away. Any escaping mimes are summarily zillied to death. We then pull out 53 Spiral Suckers and bash as many Nails as possible, breaking them off.

We carry on the Zillybarrage by pulling out our 53 copies of Ultimatum, loading them with Spiral Suckers, and opening fire. "EAT SUGAR AND LOSE YOUR THEME ALREADY!" If the Bleak goes Zilly, it is blasted with fractive energy to break the link between the Zilly theme and Zilly powers, leaving it terribly unthematic and thus less damaging overall.

I fire thousands of blasts from the now completed corrupted rainbow sixer at the bleaks wings , glitching them and making them have random debuffs and weak curses. I then fire 4 sets of 4 lazors . Each are unblockable in every way and have to damage the target , but deals very low damage. Alone that is , however , the lazors deal 4 times the set and times the individual lazor , dealing damage to every bleak part except the core. the 4 sets expand to 40 sets of lazors , with each set dealing 4 times the damage per single lazor. I then use a giant anti- bleak chainsaw to rip the creature back into single mimes . I also shove versions of the tumor from homestuck in to it on a molecular level (and make sure that even if the chainsaw attack failed this attack happens ) and use it to destroy the bleak. Their is 1 tumor per cell in the mime- creatures anatomy , which creates quintillions of green suns, which I use to power my sixer or golden gun and decimate the creepers , spiders , and other mobs in the PG hoard. Simultaneously I create a robot clone of myself to obliterate the army by using good ol ' fisticuffs combined with the buffs of thousand s and thousands of strength potions and Notch apples , combined with cosmic gauntlets. For every time I said "lazor" in the attack add it's power by two. If one attack in this combo fails , I shall move to the next . if the corrupted rainbow sixer cannot be used yet then count it as me using the undefined blaster and golden gun at once.

Corrupted rainbow sixer : finished !

6 - tome pack : 7/ 50

=TURN TWO=

=CHARGE=

-46 / 50- The Tophat

+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz

=ACTION=
I use CHAIRNADO LVL 10 on Chopper!

...Suddenly, the cops reappear on the Elevator! "HEY! WE LITERALLY JUST PUT A RESTRAINING ORDER ON YOU!" They then fire upon Proof.

17/40 Return of EXOS

My Action: I notice that The Bleak does not have immunity to mind control, and use my ability to mind control eldritch abominations (such as SCP-2317) to mind-control it and make it turn on the godmodder, forcing the godmodder to defend himself. If that fails, I telekinetically rip a nail off.

Crusher48: "So, this was a one-turn summon. According to your rules, one-turn summon = mind controlled. Just following your rules."

Fleetmind Action: The Fleetmind decides to harvest the godmodder's desire to always have an ACN turret to force-teraport a few hundred to Andromeda, creating a very effective diversion (both for the godmodder and for the Dark Matter things).

SCP-2317 Action: I make a new body for myself (I hate being stuck in Crusher48's head!), then summon the Nazis to attack The Bleak because French always lose against Germans. Oh, and whoever was arguing that I was not powerful enough to cast the Curse of Railroading should shut up, because I am so powerful that BLOWING UP THIS PLANET would be easy for me, as would casting the Curse of Godmodder Dies Instantly With No Save. Be glad I like toying with my prey before destroying it.

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...Suddenly, the cops reappear on the Elevator! "HEY! WE LITERALLY JUST PUT A RESTRAINING ORDER ON YOU!" The

then fire upon Proof!

Are you kidding me?

The cactus is obviously mind controlling me

obviously

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Act 1! +2 to Erelye!

Golden (43/50) (Threefold its Champions, Fourfold it's forms... +3 from Crystal (one was last turn), +4 from Erelye (another from last turn), +2 from Ire)

The Slag Shocker && Liquid Wither && Jarred Blizzard = The Effect-Slinger (Level 6: 6/7)

The Antagonist && The Sham && HALI Array = The Archenemy (Level 10: 10/11)

Fly Away Buff || (Lesser Bug Spray Elemental && ten quadrillion Bug spray cans && Air Freshener (to keep the Buff from smelling like Bug Spray 100% of the time)) = Nullus Cimex (Level 10: 11/11) Full set at last!

I've been (figuratively) sitting on a Mini-Red Sun and I've not been using it, as well as 25 points of store credit for Generic's place. Neither of these things will be true for any longer. Generic, I have exactly two more things for you, as below.

Miniature Red Sun && Iron Shield = ??? (Level ?: 1/?).

Miniature Red Sun && Iron Door = ??? (Level ?: 1/?).

Meanwhile, I'll do this: Miniature Red Sun && Scattergun = ??? (Level ?: 1/?).

I'm really happy about how the Moorblade 2.0 came out. Also, it might get MORE upgrades in the form of more alchemies, but they will likely just be placed in without charge for sake of sanity. Or placed in with low charge. Depends on what Twin'll let me get away with/what's cool by him. This game's gonna end soon anyways, so aside from the Energy Shield it won't amount to much, really.

Now this Bleak fellow, HE looks like a piece of work. But I for one do NOT welcome our supposed Mime Overlord. I pull out the Moorblade 2.0 from my Inventory for a brief moment and hop in. I quickly get working on it, first whirring up the Laser Nerfers for some continuous fire (which, if it does cause such a status effect, makes the Nerfed Status effect on the Nails). I know better than to use Oblivion Majjyks in this instance. He'd eat it up like candy and heal. The Phantascoria's Frenzy (which also doesn't use Oblivion Majjyks) charges up while I deftly dodge any attacks laid on me with the HUD Cockpit's nifty features and keep the turrets locked onto one of Bleak's Nails. Eventually, Phantascoria's Frenzy hits full charge and I let 'er rip on the locked-on nail, blowing it to smithereens with the power of a Level 35 Alchemy. I then whip the Moorblade back into my Inventory by the power of Shenanigans and fire at Bleak's Nails with pure bolts of Creation Majjyks via Mythos (in Creation Mode), which should be a natural anathema for Bleak giving his current state.

If any of the Nails are destoryed at this point and don't dissapear/won't kill me/aren't made entirely of Mimes, I CAUTIOUSLY pick up and inspect Bleak's Nail Shard, as well as level.

18/40 Return of EXOS

My Action: I spawn a pair of deadly anomaly blades (somehow I inherited the power from SCP-2317 who himself borrowed it from SCP-076-2), then shred one of The Bleak's wings.

Fleetmind Action: Wierd experiment: what happens if we teraport an amorph armed with a live plasma cannon inside of a giant monster such as The Bleak? Hypothesis suggests critical internal damage to its Rib Cage.

SCP-2317 Action: No, this cant be. No entity is more powerful than me! NONE! Luckily, Crusher48 was not the only one to benefit from his mind control on me. I stole some of his battle techniques. And, I can modify them to KILL.

Combat Operandi: 1st SCP, aimed at The Bleak's Nails.

{Incidentally, while I don't have, and haven't had, the time to write out the relevant storypost, I do intend for one of my characters to request entry to the IUPC. And thankfully, in my case, the question of evacuation or not won't be an issue.}

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((... Mimes... Why mimes?!? And okay amp.))

Hank stops, stunned.

I think that is the most disturbing thing I have ever seen.

I didn't even think that was physically possible.

But apparently it is.

Welp, time to kill it.

Hank downs a potion of crits and charges straight up to the beast.

Just like old times.

He charges right up to the thing, rushes up its side with a knife and battle-axe, smashing every mime face he comes to along the way, before reaching the top and doing a back-flip off the beast before it can get him, spraying the Emerald Nova right into the ribcage of the monstrous beast, loaded with anti-clown rounds (mimes are a sub-type of clown, so its still effective) to deal more damage, and even though the mimes are completely devoid of fear, the attack (as compensation for the lost Fear debuff) does throw Bleak off guard, as such a monster would not think that a mere human would be capable of just shrugging off its transformation, let along charge right in for point-blank attacks with no ill mental effects, inflicting the surprised debuff, lowering the effectiveness of its defense, and accuracy of its attack.

19/40 Return of EXOS

My Action: I expose The Bleak to various deadly memetic kill agents and infohazards, in hopes that they work on it. I then throw an anomaly knife into its face.

Fleetmind Action: The Fleetmind attempts to derail the plot by force-teraporting the Key out of the whatever it is encased in, because there is absolutely no way to stop a force-teraport. If that fails, they begin another plan... (1/10 Pa'anuri Protocol)

SCP-2317 Action: I summon ALL the telekill alloy, put it in a sphere, then surround it with several dozen mind-affecting SCPs. If this works as it should (and it will work as it should), this will shred the minds of things with a mind-control bomb. (1/10 Telekill Bomb)

I use BATTLE TECHNIQUE: SLINGSHOT LV. 5 on the Bleak's Wings!

I blast the Wings with both the Hard-Light Gun AND the Ender Orb. DIE YOU STUPID MIMABOMINATION.

If this has somehow reduced a Wing to low-enough HP, I rip it off and take it for myself.

Act 2! +2 to Erelye!

Golden (44/50) (Threefold its Champions, Fourfold it's forms... +3 from Crystal (one was last turn), +4 from Erelye (another from last turn), +2 from Ire)

The Slag Shocker && Liquid Wither && Jarred Blizzard = The Effect-Slinger (Level 6: 7/7) Excellent.

The Antagonist && The Sham && HALI Array = The Archenemy (Level 10: 11/11) Also known as the Godmodder. Huehuehuehue. GradientGradientGradientGradient.

Miniature Red Sun && Scattergun = ??? (Level ?: 2/?).

OK, I would like the Alchemiter codes for the following Alchemies:

Inky Door

The Glitchrender

Ranchia

Typheus' Might

Hephaetus' Spinner

The Sparklers

Chorus Bellum

Miscetis

Scalpere Parum

Tetrixcalibur

Cathedria Potentia

Aperire Clausa

Deus Omnipotens

Esculentus

Certamen Caseus

Crimson Flame

Wholesword of Zillybruk

Beastscythe of Zillyomg

Heat Death

Miniature Red Sun

Realitybending Canteen

Nailtimatum

Enchida's Nail

Mythos

The Divine Gate of Harmony

The Moorblade 2.0

Ender-Infused Liquid Redstone (Remains of Redstone Block)

Please and thank you.

I fingersnap. Below, the tower shifts as its foundations are somewhat compromised, as water flows upward, causing a few ground shifts. Hardly big enough to matter for anyone, though, but it quickly becomes apparent as the water wells up around Yggdrasil and the area in the Mesa Biome, whirling around it like a whirpool, with the tower as the eye. It turns out that this was a cosmetic distraction for everyone while I just riddle the Bleak's nails with Enchida's Nails via Nailtimatum. I don't have much time.

Turn 3

My Actions: See Below

(Godmodder's Tower) I Give Wilson the Random Regeneration Potion to heal him nd i picked up the Turret and it fires wings at the Wings.

(Wilson's Shop) N/A

(Others) +1 to Talist; +1 to Irecreeper

Starry Mage's Action: I become Invisible and i Bludgeon the Wings.

Tower Plans: Link to Forge (My own Updating Post)

Special things Alchemy and Charges:

Project Storm in the Works... Inside and outside Godcraft 17/50

Remilia Scarlet finally gives up on Red Magic now begins to use the much stronger, Scarlet Gensokyo. This is gonna be fun 45/50 (Summoning Fl__dre Sca___t.)

Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 45/50

Spider Eyes OOO Poison Potion = Potion of Disease 2/2! (This is a part of the Ultimate Venom Cycle)

my 5 Special Charges that is part of Project Storm, Nova and Genesis. (These cannot start yet due to 3 active 50 charges)

??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.

??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.

??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.

??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.

??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.

Charge Storage: 13 (+1 from Amperz +1 from Irecreeper +5 from Talist +6 from Kage_Yaiba)

Total Damage so Far: 200250 Damage

Steel Diamond Katana Stats

Level 1

Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible

Damage/Experience til Next level 19250/50000

Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14

Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power 1x Barbatos' Fury (Permanent Equipment) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)

BT; Meltdown on Chopper!

{Which I have not, to my memory, used, and therefor haven't gotten a description for.}

Stuff charges!

+1x2 to Erelye!

Anachronlog;

After perhaps fifteen seconds of burn, the comet's-tail exhaust bright enough to make long, dark shadows even as far as the Battlefield, the Anachron's engines sputter and die, it being somewhat unclear whether they were halted deliberately, or if the as-yet-untested things just failed at about the right time.

For nearly an hour, there is nothing. Then, nebulously, the Anachron becomes visible to the naked eye, a tiny dot against the sky, smaller than the furthest stars, to begin with, but rapidly growing, growing, until it blots out the sky, coming to a halt with impossible, physics-bending abruptness directly over Eric's stated evacuation point.

The thing is huge. Really, really huge. This close, having stopped perhaps thirty klicks off the ground, it literally reaches the horizon in every direction, even pointing directly at the ground, bow-first. A huge edifice hanging impossibly unsupported in the highest reaches of breathable air, dark metal and still-burning wounds strange, blue, and blurred by the thickest part of the atmosphere.

A cargo ship, larger itself than two of the massive building providing Binary's origin, separates from the main vessel and comes still closer, halting about twenty meters above the ground, four fusion torches at the corners burning glass-edged holes straight to bedrock. From that, a small group of people take an extended ramp to the ground, perhaps fifty in all, of a variety of species, with three androids of unfamiliar design at their head, the little white forehead-lights signifying H3's presence burning dimly.

Two lead the former Crewmembers to join the main group already awaiting Eric's evacuation ship, or whatever it is, while the other waits at the end of the ramp, smoothly faceted Adminium arms crossed. The 'droids, upon closer inspection, look like far smaller, less bulky, and more anthropomorphic versions of Amp's Demimech armor, presumably for H3's personal use as an elite guard of sorts.

One of the two joining the evacuation speaks in H3's conman-text-to-speech-program voice, sounding odd without his characteristic vocal feedback glitches;

"I would send a node of my Self with the IUPC, for a number of reasons, and these few are those among my Crew who wish to leave with a force other than myself. The cargo vessel we came in carries a few packages for allies of my Architect, as well as offering an alternative method of evacuation to any who wish it."

I target the bleaks wings and reverse the wings effect for one turn. Now they deal damage to it . this lasts for this turn. it aslo deals redundancy damage

Alriiiight!

Action 1/3

Starfall Sync: 29/50

Lapis Aurorae: 3/4

I gather many gibus Scouts and tell them to full-on Zerg Rush the Ribcage.

Sword Damage: 180K/250K

"The mimes..."

My drone grips the Pomson 9000's tightly. So tightly, in fact, that the handles shatter.

"HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE"

I fly magnificently through the air in a manner resembling the Incredible Hulk, roaring "HATE" all the while. When I'm almost there, an editor suddenly appears from nowhere, quickly photoshops me away from The Bleak, and shoves an extremely dense mass of Uranium in my place. Momentum starts working again, causing the Uranium mass to crash into the Bleak. Physics then starts working again too, causing the entire mass to exceed the critical mass and promptly explode, shards of matter flying everywhere. The shards embed themselves into the front section of The Bleak, and one large one comes close to outright severing a nail. Aside from a few large gashes, that seems to be all from the attack.

And then the shards explode, blasting open The Bleak's body even more and actually crippling the nearly severed nail.

"HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE"

Multiple antimatter spheres pop into existence around The Bleak, one for each time I say "HATE", before exploding, further blasting the balls off of The Bleak. The constant tide of spheres, in fact, only gets faster, bigger, and more explosive as the "HATE"s become repeated more quickly, loudly, and forcefully.

A pair of MVM Miniguns appear, with maxed fire rate and ammo upgrades, with Addcond 11 enabled. I grab them, change the hit sound to me roaring the word "HATE", and open fire on The Bleak, with my mic enabled, causing a constant stream of "HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE", which, on top of the antimatter spheres still forming with each time I say "HATE", means that the kind of firepower that the Fallout modding community can only dream of is being poured into The Bleak, pounding it with the force of my HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

Component A: H8/50

Component B: H8/50

I take TheSerpent, and use her as a human lever to lift Chopper into the air. By which I mean, I fly up into the sky, and slam into his head so hard, the force is transferred to her legs, launching Chopper into the stratosphere. Of course, there isn't much air up there, so Chopper has trouble breathing. Luckily, he'll fall back down soon... soon... any minute now. Oh wait, he's in space. And trapped, forever or until the next guy attacks, whichever comes first.

Post III

Down in the Hub, Umbra lies on the floor, appearing to be in great pain. He is currently the subject to a legion of psiionic enderman gazes, which banish his shadow majjyks back to the body's shadow. My eyes reopen, revealing a pair of dark purple irises with black pupils.

Whorp!

An armada of endermen appear in the throne room, and begin to cut apart The Bleak's Nails.

V: Thank you for helping me back into my body.

The enderman army nods, and teleports away.

(And yes, this is Ender's End by the way.)

The Bearger uses Earthquake at The Chopper.

Nightpearl 2/3

Scribe's Wands 3/4

Ravethrower 6/9

Ancestral Awakening 46/50

Umbral Ultımatum 4/10

Thorndroids Complete!

Whorp! Whorp! Whorp!

A number of small six-legged droids covered in spikes teleport onto the Elevator Cable

Science:

Umbral Ultımatum is a churg, not a weapon.