[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
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I preview (Concentrated Magic In a Jar >o< Altar) && Smash Ball and (Essence of the Fundament >o< Altar) && Smash Ball. Time to get myself another two ingredients for my uber-attack.
+1 to Tazz, +1 to Generic.
Libram Contractualis 11/25
Blue and Black, Guild and Mind 12/25
I raise a foul-looking staff, chanting words of invocation to the Powers in the Warp. A blast of Warp energy erupts from the upraised staff and strikes The Chopper, twisting his flesh into strange shapes. This is followed by a foul wind blowing onto him, infecting him with a quick-course disease that runs through him like a lightning bolt.
I rip a hole in the world and, reaching through, lend Erelye the Soul Wand. He appears to be the one who can use it to its true potential here, since he's fighting the mimes. I also place a spell on it that ensures it'll recall itself to me after The Bleak is defeated. Don't take this the wrong way, Erelye, but it is mine.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Location:
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Minecraft:
Irecreeper
Member Details
=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-15 / 15- CHANGED: Restraining Order -> EXECUTE. (Pokefan'd, +2)
-45 / 50- The Tophat (Amp'd, +2)
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=EXECUTE=
...A bunch of police officers appear on the Elevator!
"HEY! YOU THERE!" The cops point at Proof. "THIS ELEVATOR HAS PLACED A RESTRAINING ORDER ON YOU! STOP TOUCHING THAT CABLE!" Suddenly, Proof finds that he is unable to attack the Elevator Cable for 2 turns! The Police Officers then proceed to barrel-roll off the elevator.
=ACTION=
I impale Chopper with the ARMISTYX in SPEAR SCYTHE MODE, then swtich the ARMISTYX to REFRIDGERATOR SCYTHE MODE, TRAIN SCYTHE MODE and then DEATH STAR SCYTHE MODE, all while it's still in Chopper's gut.
=COMMAND=
>Sawbuck: Finish off Chopper! If Chopper is gone, attack Proof.
Points Constellate && Gaea Leaf = Ends of the Earth (Level 10: 2/11)
Taurus Pin && Psionic Program = Bronze Psionic Program 4/5
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-9, Gutza1-20, Tazz-25, crystal-23, pit-2, net-3. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Billy Bazooka && Remingchopper = The Pitcher's Power (9/9) COMPLETE, NO DESCRIPTION GIVEN
Remington 420 && Every Call of Duty game && Essence of all CoD Squeakers = Squeaker's Fury (1/11?)
The Grammar Nazi > Fine = Syntaxidermy (8/11)
Mental Element > Fine = Mentaleev (8/11)
Action
I grab the Loominarty 420 and prove the Bleak is Illuminati:
1) The Bleak. 2) Bleak. 3) Bleak rhymes with Byzantine Greek. 4) Byzantine. 5) Byzantine Musical Symbols. 6) Byzantine Musical Symbols has 23 letters. 7) Twenty-three. 8) Twenty-three rhymes with africanized honey bee. 9) Africanized honey bees are of the species Apis mellifera. 10) Apis mellifera has 13 letters. 11) Thirteen. 12) One and three. 13) What has one eye and three sides? 14) The center quarter of the All-Seeing Eye of God. 15) God. 16) Theism. 17) Atheism. 18) Fedoras. 19) The Fedora operating system. 20) Linux. 21) Communist Linux Penguin Army. 22) "Communist Linux Penguin Army" has 25 letters. 23) 25 is 24 more than 1. 24) 1. The Illuminati has one eye. 25) The Bleak is Illuminati confirmed.
I put that into the Loominarty 420 and fire on the Bleak's nails.
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32/50 and 41/50 +1 to Generic and Pricy
@Piono: Wilson already joined the IUPC. And, he has actually been promised 2 other ways off Godcraft because he's just that charming (Blue & Tazz). So he might not need the evacuation.
I use the Glitch Wrench in combination with the Potion supply to glitch a poison potion directly into the body of The Chopper. Weirdness occurs due to 2 things existing in the same place.
Commands:
- Alexiron: Chain of Water twice. +1 mana from mana spring, now on MANA: 2/8
Alexiron is dedicated to healing others, at least for now.
HP: 25/25
Mana: 8/8 (Restores 2 per turn)
Attacks (Can attack any number of times per turn, but must spend 3 mana to make an attack):
Water Talons: Deals damage to an enemy based on how much health they have left. They more health left, the greater the damage.
Chain of Water: Heals the 4 most injured allies for 6,000. On players, it heals for 6 instead.
Soothing Rain: Heals all players for 1 and all friendly entities for 2,000
Passives:
Unbreakable Water: Immune to all attacks. Don't worry. Its fine. Also cannot be healed very easily.
Bleeding Heart: Instead, whenever a friendly minion entity dies, Alexiron takes 1 damage. Whenever a friendly player dies, she takes 2 damage. This only applies to entities/players in her current zone.
Lifebringer: If a friendly player is below 15 health, they may ask Alexiron for help and she will set their health back to 15. Costs 1 Mana. If they have more than 15 health, they can pick a player to heal for 8 health at the cost of 2 mana.
Hopebringer: Any friendly entity may ask Alexiron for help and they will be healed for the amount of damage they deal with their next attack. Costs 2 Mana.
Mana Spring: Restores 0.5 mana for every player in her zone who ends the turn at full health. Restores 0.25 mana for every friendly entity who ends the turn at full health. Up to a maximum of 4 bonus mana per turn
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: owner missing _ Total wealth = 334$ _ Wilson's charges A: 50/50 (stored as a surprise), B: 14/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Fseftr: 238$
Tazz: 7$
Generic: 6$
Gutza1: 2$
CrystalCat: 2$
Pricy: 6$
Pokefan151: 8$
Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 10$)
Kelpie's Blade x1 (lvl 7 weapon, 10$)
Spectra's Chestplate (lvl 5 colorful armor, 8$)
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits)
Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects)
Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin)
Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit)
Splash potion of Critmist II x7 (6$, lvl 3, crits)
Potion of Ambrosa x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits)
Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food)
Woolen Bandage x2 (3$, lvl 1, healing)
Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +)
Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction)
Potion of War II x3 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken)
Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Water Armor x2 (2$, lvl1, armor while in water)
Potion of Moonlight x2 (3$, lvl 1, regen)
Potion of Fortune x3 (2$, lvl 1, more ores)
Potion of HellSun x2 (3$, lvl 1, Powers of the Nether)
Potion of Scratch II x2 (6$, lvl 3, control time for a bit)
Potion of IMAAAAGGGGINNNNAAAATIOOONNNN II x2 (4$, lvl 2)
Splash Potion of Aquaphopia x1 (4$, lvl2, water=pain)
Splash Corruption Potion x2 (3$, lvl1, glitch)
Splash Potion of Temperature +1
Splash Potion of Charring +1
Splash Potion of Oblivion +1
Could I please get a description of these?
Wilson rests one final time, setting his stress back to 0. He's now finished one full cycle!
Wilson's eyes flicker back open. They used to be pitch black, like the backdrop of the stars themselves, but now they've returned to their normal lilac. Well, not "normal", but standard. He looks down at his charred fur in surprise. Woah, how did I sleep through that? That last... one trick I pulled off must have really... really drained me... I feel so... light... I'm not going to try that again for a little while...
(Godmodder's Tower) When i am ready for the Final Battle, I sharpen my Blades and i am thinking of the Genesis Set (It will take about 250+/300+ Posts to fully obtain the set) then i give Wilson a Highly trained Medical Team to heal Wilson.
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Talist; +1 to Pokefan
Starry Mage's Action: I used Heal on the 2 Random Excelsior Players then i casts Super Heal on Wilson.
The Chaos Shard was charged, I think. Don't worry, as it progresses, it will grow weaker and weaker. The next stage only has 50,000 HP. /waitingforFINALBATTLEnull
Hey Twin, you forgot to give the name of the two Decads I just started. Piono, Lothyra is going to meet with Eric, but she already has evac (the Planet Express Ship). However, she will be willing to volunteer the Planet Express Ship for use as a transport.
+2 to Crystal
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 7/9
Wilson Money: $2
From the Sidelines: 7/50
True WAAAAAAAGH: 16/20
Planet Express Ship 2.0: 11/11 Complete!
Material Engineer's Handbook & Fluorite Decad: 2/11
Lothrya rolls the Electrified Decad at the Chopper. She also votes for the player's specials, then opens a communications channel with Leela.
The Planet Express Ship has been fixed.
It's about time too!
Thanks to the dynamics of Hammerspace inventories, you should have access to it as well.
Now, for a joke alchemy...
Lothyra alchemizes iAntipistolet & Computer & Name Tag = iBoomstick.
iBOOMSTICK: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is iBoomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled antimatter shotgun. Lothyra's top of the line. You can't find this anywhere but in GodCraft. That's right, this sweet baby was made in the Alchemiter Cave. It's got a Nanogel stock, black steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop Alchemiter. You got that?
Battlefield: I heal Wilson with Healing Blues
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug
Wilson's Shop: $240
Mindscape: Ignore the memories, look around for anything else of interest
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Flashstepping AND Shoes AND Azure Essence 9/11
Insta-Teleporter AND Mind Reading Device AND Azure Essence 9/11
Magic Cueball AND Tablet on Wikipedia AND Azure Essence 9/11
((Okay, to everyone interested in joining the IUPC but not the evac, you won't be able to join in on the conversation about joining, because that's going to be happening in the TARDIS. Just a warning. I'm not going to do that conversation early though, because events might change. It will be happening during the epilogue, so some of you might manage to catch up to the TARDIS before the talk happens. It doesn't mean you WILL be joining the IUPC. Think of it as a group job interview.
@Insert, does that mean that Tempo's going to take the evac out, but leave without being dropped off, or that he's going to stay just long enough to go to the meeting to see what its about and then leave?
@crystal: the IUPC is Eric attempting to restart the organization of the same name that previously got wiped off the timeline. Its goal is to act sort of as an inter-universal police force. Sort of. At the point where the multiverse is, its basically going to be trying to do all the good it can, rescuing innocents, protecting who it can, that sort of stuff. Its basically an organization for goodguys at a multiversal level.
My list of people who want to join the IUPC (who haven't already) or at least want to be at the short conference is: net, Blue, Lothrya and tazz.
List of people who want evac is (possibly) Blue, and Maniac.))
Hank gives Wilson a potion of health.
You okay Wilson? That looked like it took a lot out of you.
Meanwhile, moving at high speed directly towards the tower, having already picked up the crew of the Preston Cole and everybody else in Godcraft who needed a ride out...
Eric, Sanford, Deimos and Astria are having a hard time piloting the TARDIS.
Wrong switch Deimos!
The Tardis lurches again, slamming into another mountain.
D'arvit Deimos! Its a good thing that people don't feel the TARDIS slamming into things in the far interior, or we'd have quite the angry mob...
A question, is it possible to teleport out of the TARDIS after the meeting? If so, Blue won't be joining the evac. If not, Blue probably won't come at all.
"Sentry going up- Sentry going up- Sentry going up- Sentry go- Sentry g- Sentry- Sent- Sent- etc because I sure as balls ain't saying all of those sentry going ups."
Poorly Built Disposable Mini-Sentry Army: 1/1 (X9000)
"Just in case there's a thing that needs to be shot by 9000 mini-sentries."
Battlefield: I use the potion globedropper to drop 10 potions of nectar on Wilson
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug
Wilson's Shop: $242
Mindscape:
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Flashstepping AND Shoes AND Azure Essence 10/11
Insta-Teleporter AND Mind Reading Device AND Azure Essence 10/11
Magic Cueball AND Tablet on Wikipedia AND Azure Essence 10/11
I'm going to leave without getting dropped off, probably after the meeting.
I casually create Brain Ghost Becquerel, then send him after the Chaos Tendril.
Hearing of a trial taking place, I take the role of judge and declare Proof unequivocally guilty of attacking the cable and legalize the restraining order. He attempts to blame it on a cactus, but I sentence the cactus to oblivion before he can point to it, citing several statements made with intent to harm the Elevator Cable.
I take out my blades and swirl them. I then hit the cable with three lightning quick strikes, so fast, you can only see the sparks of the blade on the cable.
I use my fury attack on the cable:
My knife splits into two as I slash in random lightning quick combinations. I finish off by teleporting all around the cable and slashing with all my might, and then sheath my weapon.
Something has awoken, somewhere, I can feel it..
Points Constellate && Gaea Leaf = Ends of the Earth (Level 10: 3/11)
Taurus Pin && Psionic Program = Bronze Psionic Program 5/5
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-10, Gutza1-20, Tazz-25, crystal-23, pit-2, net-3. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
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Yes, its a souped up version of the TARDIS from Dr. Who. In addition to being able to move through space-time continuums without trouble, there is in fact a working transporter onboard.
Everyone's going to have the opportunity to board the TARDIS, whether they've cleared it with me or not, and Eric will happily offload people to where they want to go, just so long as it won't put the TARDIS or the other people inside of it in danger.
You mean upd8. Get it RIGHT.
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[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Turn 1/3
Happiness Essence && Colorful Essence && April Fools 2015 Essence && Wands = Colorful Wands 8/11
Paradox's Wand >Fine = Fenestrated Wand 5/8
Magic Room Blueprints -c Ea Mechanism x4 -c Ultracircle -c Thaumonomitron x2 -c Magical Apparati = Thaumic Hub 3/4
I preview (Concentrated Magic In a Jar >o< Altar) && Smash Ball and (Essence of the Fundament >o< Altar) && Smash Ball. Time to get myself another two ingredients for my uber-attack.
+1 to Tazz, +1 to Generic.
Libram Contractualis 11/25
Blue and Black, Guild and Mind 12/25
I raise a foul-looking staff, chanting words of invocation to the Powers in the Warp. A blast of Warp energy erupts from the upraised staff and strikes The Chopper, twisting his flesh into strange shapes. This is followed by a foul wind blowing onto him, infecting him with a quick-course disease that runs through him like a lightning bolt.
I rip a hole in the world and, reaching through, lend Erelye the Soul Wand. He appears to be the one who can use it to its true potential here, since he's fighting the mimes. I also place a spell on it that ensures it'll recall itself to me after The Bleak is defeated. Don't take this the wrong way, Erelye, but it is mine.
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Avatar by TwinBuilder.
=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-15 / 15- CHANGED: Restraining Order -> EXECUTE. (Pokefan'd, +2)
-45 / 50- The Tophat (Amp'd, +2)
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=EXECUTE=
...A bunch of police officers appear on the Elevator!
"HEY! YOU THERE!" The cops point at Proof. "THIS ELEVATOR HAS PLACED A RESTRAINING ORDER ON YOU! STOP TOUCHING THAT CABLE!" Suddenly, Proof finds that he is unable to attack the Elevator Cable for 2 turns! The Police Officers then proceed to barrel-roll off the elevator.
=ACTION=
I impale Chopper with the ARMISTYX in SPEAR SCYTHE MODE, then swtich the ARMISTYX to REFRIDGERATOR SCYTHE MODE, TRAIN SCYTHE MODE and then DEATH STAR SCYTHE MODE, all while it's still in Chopper's gut.
=COMMAND=
>Sawbuck: Finish off Chopper! If Chopper is gone, attack Proof.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I take the time that we have right now to just shoot the Wings with the Thorny Bow, then cleave one in twain with the True Monado.
I +2 Wilson.
Gaia's Bow 1/40
Quiver Conundrum 22/50
Ultimate Skulltop 6/50
Black Liquid Sorrow && Creation Energies = Molten Gold (Level 5: 4/6)
Points Constellate && Gaea Leaf = Ends of the Earth (Level 10: 2/11)
Taurus Pin && Psionic Program = Bronze Psionic Program 4/5
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-9, Gutza1-20, Tazz-25, crystal-23, pit-2, net-3. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
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Alchemies
Billy Bazooka && Remingchopper = The Pitcher's Power (9/9) COMPLETE, NO DESCRIPTION GIVEN
Remington 420 && Every Call of Duty game && Essence of all CoD Squeakers = Squeaker's Fury (1/11?)
The Grammar Nazi > Fine = Syntaxidermy (8/11)
Mental Element > Fine = Mentaleev (8/11)
Action
I grab the Loominarty 420 and prove the Bleak is Illuminati:
1) The Bleak. 2) Bleak. 3) Bleak rhymes with Byzantine Greek. 4) Byzantine. 5) Byzantine Musical Symbols. 6) Byzantine Musical Symbols has 23 letters. 7) Twenty-three. 8) Twenty-three rhymes with africanized honey bee. 9) Africanized honey bees are of the species Apis mellifera. 10) Apis mellifera has 13 letters. 11) Thirteen. 12) One and three. 13) What has one eye and three sides? 14) The center quarter of the All-Seeing Eye of God. 15) God. 16) Theism. 17) Atheism. 18) Fedoras. 19) The Fedora operating system. 20) Linux. 21) Communist Linux Penguin Army. 22) "Communist Linux Penguin Army" has 25 letters. 23) 25 is 24 more than 1. 24) 1. The Illuminati has one eye. 25) The Bleak is Illuminati confirmed.
I put that into the Loominarty 420 and fire on the Bleak's nails.
32/50 and 41/50 +1 to Generic and Pricy
@Piono: Wilson already joined the IUPC. And, he has actually been promised 2 other ways off Godcraft because he's just that charming (Blue & Tazz). So he might not need the evacuation.
I use the Glitch Wrench in combination with the Potion supply to glitch a poison potion directly into the body of The Chopper. Weirdness occurs due to 2 things existing in the same place.
Commands:
- Alexiron: Chain of Water twice. +1 mana from mana spring, now on MANA: 2/8
Alexiron is dedicated to healing others, at least for now.
HP: 25/25
Mana: 8/8 (Restores 2 per turn)
Attacks (Can attack any number of times per turn, but must spend 3 mana to make an attack):
Water Talons: Deals damage to an enemy based on how much health they have left. They more health left, the greater the damage.
Chain of Water: Heals the 4 most injured allies for 6,000. On players, it heals for 6 instead.
Soothing Rain: Heals all players for 1 and all friendly entities for 2,000
Passives:
Unbreakable Water: Immune to all attacks. Don't worry. Its fine. Also cannot be healed very easily.
Bleeding Heart: Instead, whenever a friendly
minionentity dies, Alexiron takes 1 damage. Whenever a friendly player dies, she takes 2 damage. This only applies to entities/players in her current zone.Lifebringer: If a friendly player is below 15 health, they may ask Alexiron for help and she will set their health back to 15. Costs 1 Mana. If they have more than 15 health, they can pick a player to heal for 8 health at the cost of 2 mana.
Hopebringer: Any friendly entity may ask Alexiron for help and they will be healed for the amount of damage they deal with their next attack. Costs 2 Mana.
Mana Spring: Restores 0.5 mana for every player in her zone who ends the turn at full health. Restores 0.25 mana for every friendly entity who ends the turn at full health. Up to a maximum of 4 bonus mana per turn
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: owner missing _ Total wealth = 334$ _ Wilson's charges A: 50/50 (stored as a surprise), B: 14/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)Splash Potion of Charring +1
Splash Potion of Oblivion +1
Could I please get a description of these?
Wilson rests one final time, setting his stress back to 0. He's now finished one full cycle!
Wilson's eyes flicker back open. They used to be pitch black, like the backdrop of the stars themselves, but now they've returned to their normal lilac. Well, not "normal", but standard. He looks down at his charred fur in surprise.
Woah, how did I sleep through that? That last... one trick I pulled off must have really... really drained me... I feel so... light... I'm not going to try that again for a little while...
https://www.dropbox.com/s/lc52qctod2dlvbu/Wilson.rtf?dl=0
Essential Stats:
- Current Emotion: Neutral
- State: 0
- Stress: 0%
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Turn 1
My Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) When i am ready for the Final Battle, I sharpen my Blades and i am thinking of the Genesis Set (It will take about 250+/300+ Posts to fully obtain the set) then i give Wilson a Highly trained Medical Team to heal Wilson.
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Talist; +1 to Pokefan
Starry Mage's Action: I used Heal on the 2 Random Excelsior Players then i casts Super Heal on Wilson.
Pesterlog: N/A (Trying to Update it...)
Tower Plans: Link to Forge (My own Updating Post)
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Project Storm in the Works... Inside and outside Godcraft 16/50
I finally reached the Top of the Clock tower and i saw Remilia Scarlet. 43/50 (Summoning Fl__dre Sca___t.)
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 43/50
Spider Eyes OOO Poison Potion = Potion of Desease 2/2! (This is a part of the Ultimate Venom Cycle)
my 5 Special Charges that is part of Project Storm, Nova and Genesis. (These cannot start yet due to 3 active 50 charges)
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
Charge Storage: 13 (+1 from Amperz +1 from Irecreeper +5 from Talist +6 from Kage_Yaiba)
Total Damage so Far: 200250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 19250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power 1x Barbatos' Fury (Permanent Equipment) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
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Remington 420 && Every Call of Duty game && Essence of all CoD Squeakers = Squeaker's Fury (2/11?)
The Grammar Nazi > Fine = Syntaxidermy (9/11)
Mental Element > Fine = Mentaleev (9/11)
[i][b]Action[/b][/i]
If I am dead, I respawn.
The Chaos Shard was charged, I think. Don't worry, as it progresses, it will grow weaker and weaker. The next stage only has 50,000 HP. /waitingforFINALBATTLEnull
Oh no
Hey Twin, you forgot to give the name of the two Decads I just started. Piono, Lothyra is going to meet with Eric, but she already has evac (the Planet Express Ship). However, she will be willing to volunteer the Planet Express Ship for use as a transport.
+2 to Crystal
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 7/9
Wilson Money: $2
From the Sidelines: 7/50
True WAAAAAAAGH: 16/20
Planet Express Ship 2.0: 11/11 Complete!
Material Engineer's Handbook & Fluorite Decad: 2/11
Nuclear Engineer's Handbook & Fluorite Decad: 2/11
==Actions==
==Excelsior==
Doctor Octogonapus attacks The Mouth.
==Excavate==
Lothrya rolls the Electrified Decad at the Chopper. She also votes for the player's specials, then opens a communications channel with Leela.
The Planet Express Ship has been fixed.
It's about time too!
Thanks to the dynamics of Hammerspace inventories, you should have access to it as well.
Now, for a joke alchemy...
Lothyra alchemizes iAntipistolet & Computer & Name Tag = iBoomstick.
iBOOMSTICK: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is iBoomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled antimatter shotgun. Lothyra's top of the line. You can't find this anywhere but in GodCraft. That's right, this sweet baby was made in the Alchemiter Cave. It's got a Nanogel stock, black steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop Alchemiter. You got that?
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I heal Wilson with Healing Blues
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug
Wilson's Shop: $240
Mindscape: Ignore the memories, look around for anything else of interest
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Flashstepping AND Shoes AND Azure Essence 9/11
Insta-Teleporter AND Mind Reading Device AND Azure Essence 9/11
Magic Cueball AND Tablet on Wikipedia AND Azure Essence 9/11
((Okay, to everyone interested in joining the IUPC but not the evac, you won't be able to join in on the conversation about joining, because that's going to be happening in the TARDIS. Just a warning. I'm not going to do that conversation early though, because events might change. It will be happening during the epilogue, so some of you might manage to catch up to the TARDIS before the talk happens. It doesn't mean you WILL be joining the IUPC. Think of it as a group job interview.
@Insert, does that mean that Tempo's going to take the evac out, but leave without being dropped off, or that he's going to stay just long enough to go to the meeting to see what its about and then leave?
@crystal: the IUPC is Eric attempting to restart the organization of the same name that previously got wiped off the timeline. Its goal is to act sort of as an inter-universal police force. Sort of. At the point where the multiverse is, its basically going to be trying to do all the good it can, rescuing innocents, protecting who it can, that sort of stuff. Its basically an organization for goodguys at a multiversal level.
My list of people who want to join the IUPC (who haven't already) or at least want to be at the short conference is: net, Blue, Lothrya and tazz.
List of people who want evac is (possibly) Blue, and Maniac.))
Hank gives Wilson a potion of health.
You okay Wilson? That looked like it took a lot out of you.
Meanwhile, moving at high speed directly towards the tower, having already picked up the crew of the Preston Cole and everybody else in Godcraft who needed a ride out...
Eric, Sanford, Deimos and Astria are having a hard time piloting the TARDIS.
Wrong switch Deimos!
The Tardis lurches again, slamming into another mountain.
D'arvit Deimos! Its a good thing that people don't feel the TARDIS slamming into things in the far interior, or we'd have quite the angry mob...
How long until the Ponds get back up here?
I have no clue.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
A question, is it possible to teleport out of the TARDIS after the meeting? If so, Blue won't be joining the evac. If not, Blue probably won't come at all.
/null
"Sentry going up- Sentry going up- Sentry going up- Sentry go- Sentry g- Sentry- Sent- Sent- etc because I sure as balls ain't saying all of those sentry going ups."
Poorly Built Disposable Mini-Sentry Army: 1/1 (X9000)
"Just in case there's a thing that needs to be shot by 9000 mini-sentries."
Component A: 6/50
Component B: 6/50
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
+2 to Crystal
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 7/9
Wilson Money: $2
From the Sidelines: 8/50
True WAAAAAAAGH: 17/20
Material Engineer's Handbook & Fluorite Decad: 3/11
Nuclear Engineer's Handbook & Fluorite Decad: 3/11
iBoomstick: 2/11
==Actions==
==Excavate==
Lothyra shoots one of the Chopper's axes with The Heavy Light on "Blast Mode."
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I use the potion globedropper to drop 10 potions of nectar on Wilson
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug
Wilson's Shop: $242
Mindscape:
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Flashstepping AND Shoes AND Azure Essence 10/11
Insta-Teleporter AND Mind Reading Device AND Azure Essence 10/11
Magic Cueball AND Tablet on Wikipedia AND Azure Essence 10/11
9/50 Magnificent Manes Men's Hair Club
9/50 Atlanta Meat Armor
6/14 Thu'um Boombox
Healing a random Team Excelsior with No Joke. We need to be ready.
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No Joke
UBER: 12 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
I'm going to leave without getting dropped off, probably after the meeting.
I casually create Brain Ghost Becquerel, then send him after the Chaos Tendril.
Hearing of a trial taking place, I take the role of judge and declare Proof unequivocally guilty of attacking the cable and legalize the restraining order. He attempts to blame it on a cactus, but I sentence the cactus to oblivion before he can point to it, citing several statements made with intent to harm the Elevator Cable.
I +2 Wilson.
Gaia's Bow 2/40
Quiver Conundrum 24/50
Ultimate Skulltop 7/50
Black Liquid Sorrow && Creation Energies = Molten Gold (Level 5: 5/6)
Points Constellate && Gaea Leaf = Ends of the Earth (Level 10: 3/11)
Taurus Pin && Psionic Program = Bronze Psionic Program 5/5
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-10, Gutza1-20, Tazz-25, crystal-23, pit-2, net-3. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Post I
Meditation (unlocks a realm ) 12/15
Critical Strike 12/20
Void parasite hatching on the cable 3/5
WHAT! I have a perfect record... I'm taking this to court...
JUDGE:You have been accused of attacking an elevator cable, how do you plea?
ME: Not guilty
JUDGE: Than do you have an explanation of how the cable was attacked.
ME: Yes, I produce exhibit A
JUDGE: A cactus?
ME: Yes, you see it grew right next to the cable
JUDGE: Your saying the cactus grew and the spines degraded the cable?
ME: No, of course not, I'm saying the cactus picked up this stick, set it on fire and started wacking the cable with all it's might
JUDGE: Yes, I see now, that makes total sense, I declare you not guilty.
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Yes, its a souped up version of the TARDIS from Dr. Who. In addition to being able to move through space-time continuums without trouble, there is in fact a working transporter onboard.
Everyone's going to have the opportunity to board the TARDIS, whether they've cleared it with me or not, and Eric will happily offload people to where they want to go, just so long as it won't put the TARDIS or the other people inside of it in danger.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.