I attempt to discreetly Unperson several robot hands, and also take out the Tubas and smash them inelegantly against the Source Code of Reality, causing the Controller and Turrets to suddenly lose the ability to detect me.
Slightly miffed about the denial, I summon Chris-Chan anyways out of petty determination, and proceed to attempt to pin him down for a while before I duel him. I then casually preview Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi || Quiver. Yeah this is ridiculous. I then shift my Gatekeeper's Scythe into the aforementioned tubas and take a captcharoid of them to see what happens.
Chris-Chan 50/50 Waiting...
(Ruined Thrustersx6 && Fabrico Essentia) || Fear No Anvil = Fear Itself (Level 10: 6/11).
(Spiral Sucker && Picture of Earth) && English Energy = English's Earth (Color Mayhemsucker?) 1/??
(Ruined Medbay && Fabrico Essentia) && Stationary Quick-Fix Array && Minecraftian Milk = Superfast Medbay 7/10
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-4, Gutza1-14, Tazz-21, crystal-26, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
I continue my rampage of dubious realism inside the computers, opening fire with Cobalt's Testwriter at any key portions of the OS, and continue to flag everything I come across as a virus.
I then, IMC, look at Indigo Flame 1:1. Any alchemy people who're interested in the product, I'll send you assists. I also unleash bursts of destructive energies at the Controller. Except that they destroy its allegiance, not its structure. (Attempting to basically maybe be able to hack it to produce AG-aligned turrets...). Following that, I generically shoot a PG entity.
I stal ~~~ Loom, cat ~~~ Loom, and (insert remaining blue disc here, mall?) ~~~ Loom.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Shard of the lost orb of phantastacoria && Wave Motion Gun = Phanastacoria's Frenzy (Level 10: 7/11).
I really should have started this sooner. (Ruined Luxury Room && Fabrico Essentia) && Water Creation Node && Cornucopia of Plenty = ??? (Level ?: 1/?). The Water Creation node was explained earlier when explaining Creation nodes in general: It creates (pure) water. The Conrucopia of Plenty kind of works like a Creation Node, but you can ask it for what you want/need and it will generate it specifically as long as it's edible food (or plates for some reason). The Luxury Room itself is actually four smaller rooms: There's a Kitchen/Dining hall (which these upgrades affect the most), a Recreation room (kind of like an arcade room, with some TVs, Arcade games, ping-pong tables, ect), a Training room (outfitted for the use of all armaments, ranged and melee), and an Exercise room (Treadmills, Weights, and even one of those small pools with jets that allow you to swim in place).
On request of Twin, I'm putting CogWynd the Memetics's new stat block, with his new Specials, in the spoilers below. MEMETIC points out new moves gained by his transformation.
The main gimmick of CogWynd (The Memetic) is that its behavior changes based on how wound it is. Players of any faction can wind up CogWynd (The Memetic) by 10% by just saying they do so. Or, they can wind down CogWynd (The Memetic) by 5% the same way. (You'll see why those numbers aren't equal...)
Stage 1: Tentative (0-40% winded)
During this stage, CogWynd will be stealthy and untargetable. Also, if CogWynd does nothing during the turn, it stays stealthed and just winds up by 10%.
Motorized Claws: Deals 10,000 damage and winds up by 10%.
Raptor Leap: Deals 13,000 damage and winds up by 20%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 15,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%.
MEMETIC: Mentlegen: Deals 12,000 damage via 37 fired cigars. 1-in-10 chance of critting due to a cigar turning into a butterfly knife instead. Winds up by 25%.
MEMETIC: SNAAAAKE!: Deals 7,000 damage via firing gears that turn into snakes. Successful hit also delivers a poison debuff, dealing 1,000 damage for 2 turns. Winds down by 5%, damages CogWynd by 5,000.
Stage 2: Normal Operations (41-80% winded)
CogWynd becomes faster and more active, losing the ability to hide during this phase.
Motorized Claws: Deals 18,000 damage and winds up by 20%
Sweeping Tail: Deals 8,000 damage to 2 targets and winds up by 15%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 20,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%.
MEMETIC: Come at me Bro!: Taunts an enemy for 2 turns. For those turns, if the entities do not target CogWynd, they will have a 50% chance of failing their action due to simmering rage. If they do target CogWynd, there will be a 50% chance the entities will have their action fail and instead be dealt 9,000 damage by means of counter. There can only be one taunted entity on the field at a time. Winds up by 20%.
MEMETIC: SNAAAAKE!: Deals 13,000 damage via firing gears that turn into snakes. Successful hit also delivers a poison debuff, dealing 2,000 damage for 2 turns. Winds down by 5%, damages CogWynd by 5,000.
Stage 3: Overclocking (81+% winded)
The tension inside CogWynd deals 5,000 damage to it at the end of each round it is in this phase.
Wild Slash: Deals 12,000 damage to two targets and inflicts stackable bleeding for 2,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 20%
Motorized Claws: Deals 20,000 damage to one target and inflicts stackable bleeding for 5,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 25%
Extra Plating: Throws armor at enemies, dealing 15,000 damage split between 2 to 4 enemies. Disorientates them, reducing their next attack's power by 10%. Winds up by 15%
MEMETIC: How do balls cue?: Charges up for 1 turn, Winding up by 15%. Then, fires a Balling cue at an enemy for 35,000 damage and memeing them to grant minicrit damage against that entity for the next two turns, also winding up by 15%.
MEMETIC: SNAAAAKE!: Deals 18,000 damage via firing gears that turn into snakes. Successful hit also delivers a poison debuff, dealing 3,000 damage for 2 turns. Winds down by 10%, damages CogWynd by 8,000.
Once CogWynd reaches 120% wind level, it starts to wind down by 40% at the end of each round, going back through the phases. This doesn't stop until CogWynd reaches 0% wind level.
With that said and done...I immediately get cracking on the hacking, but first, I use Heat Death and make a hole through reality directly above the Hypnotoad. I go into Trickster mode and quickly realize two things before anything else happens: First, I have shrunken several inches, which, on top of being naturally short to begin with, makes me fairly confused and somewhat annoyed. It seems like going Trickster makes you younger, apparently, for some reason. I dunno. I feel like I'm an somewhat-tall 11-year old instead of a somewhat-short 19 year old. Trickster Mode is complicated weird, estoertic, flashy, and extremely dangerous in the right hands. The right hands are not the hands of the Hypnotoad-my Trickster mode shenanigans will hopefully make him reluctant to do anything suspicious to my mind, and I don't look at him anyways while I quickly and discreetly throw several Vocal Hologram Displays (VHDs) onto the Hypnotoad. The Hologram displays have exactly one job: Display various glaringly obvious images over the Hypnotoad's position, while calling the Commander and all the Turrets a wide variety of insulting names, demeaning their lord and master the Omega Plus Godmodder Richard Presson, and praising the Hypnotoad with the most infuriating voice possible, that is to say, the Hypnotoad's own voice, in Bold and allcaps. Hypnotoad Propoganda against the Godmodder, basically. Naturally, the Commander and the Turrets will hopefully about the control room and focuses on the Hypnotoad, as NO-ONE gets away with those insults against Richard on its watch.
Now, onto those supercomputers...I keep to Trickster mode and get cracking on the hacking, using the combined powers of Zilly Trickster shenanigans, the omniscience granted by the Magic English Eye, and simple straight-up Godmodding powers, which seem to like technology anyways. I quickly inspect the many elements on the supercomputer, learn the controls and whatnot, get to understand the system. A system that is not understood simply cannot be destroyed, after all. Merely deleting the code won't do any good, I'm locked out, I merely have the controls at my hopeful knowledge. With that, I begin by plugging in a mix of codes that generate infinite spam individually. Naturally, there is now a lot of spam and useless files and viruses being in there. Naturally they're being purged by the computer violently, but there's just enough that I get a second to input another bit of hackery, a trojan, to mimic the signal of the previous spam-slinging viruses. The Trojan is designed that it only activates upon deletion, and for added realism even carries some of the spam-slinging code. When the Trojan gets deleted, it quickly gets to work by un-deleting literally every file deleted and keeping it in a complicated loop, forced in by Trickster powers. All the while, trickster powers start to override the natural controls, slowly turning the keyboard into a slowly-gradianting field of colors with overly-happy symbols while the code turns from 0s and 1s to smileys, cupcakes, Zs, seals of Zill, and a variety of candies, as well as 1s (no 0s), and using Godmodding abilities to further force the changes. The code of the Godmodder's computer reacts and starts adapting, but since it's Trickster code, it naturally and illogically bends to Trickster will even without its own codes. Meanwhile, more spam-or rather, the semi-legendary Spamcode of Zillyhax-keeps popping up, producing itself, hopefully spreading to more and more computers, and all the while I keep typing up more complex things. A bar appears on the screen: TRICKSTER MODE.EXE 0%/100% It starts rising up, then down, then up, then down, the godmodder's computer and it's inhernet and strong godmodding powers fighting back against the Trickster and my own Godmodding powers-however, as the spam loop further deteriorates its own processing and focus, the bar starts steadily rising up, as the computer itself changes colors and shapes (and possibly other computers) to reflect it's changing alignment, and I never cease typing all the while. The screen is turning into a seizure of colors only a Trickster could see through straight. As I'm Trickster, nothing changes about my frantic keyboarding, golden and trickster energies flying off of my fingertips with every press of a key, as more rapidly now the bar progresses, and the whole screen turns to its now-inevitable conclusion.
TRICKSTER MODE.EXE: 100%/100%.
The code to control the Godmodder's machines simply deletes itself as the computer turns into the possibly-legendary Supercomputer of Zillymaud, obedient only to Tricksters and codable only by Godmodders even then (and it's not an easy coding language even for Godmodders), but possessing incredibly powerful computational abilities to make up for it's stingy user choice The other four of the five computers cut the losses and sever it from the system entirely and cutting it off from the Godmodder's power, making it lose it's Omega+ power and become completely benign. It's probably easily replaced by the Godmodder, but I hope not. If I can actually do so without dying (or I'm not already dead), I take the Supercomputer of Zillymaud away and inspect it as an Alchemy.
I respond to Eric. "Yep, the Godmodder's 5th Trial. Multi-part siege on his base like in the original war, though this is more...complicated. The sooner you get here the better, mate...Uhh, Eric, this is pecking at my brain right now, but have you heard of the INWVSA? I vaguely recall an acronym about it, but I don't like it...Whatever it is, it's grown into a new Multiversal power if what I'm hearing is to be believed...Definitely not a small thing...I swear I recall them from somewhere, though, that name rings a bell...And not a good kind of bell..."
@Twin: I think you've forgotten that I'm supposed to now get a 1/5th of the healing I should normally be getting (Ie, I get healed for 1 HP when someone else gets healed for 5 by the same method) in exchange for the static 10% dodge chance and the better (by 5 whole points of damage reduction) Alpha Armor? Or did you just discard that in favor of straight buff? Honestly I could go either way, to be honest.
Cirno used Icicle Fall. 24/50 (Summoning F___dr_ S______.)
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 24/50
Charge Storage: 5 (1 from Talist 4 from Kage_Yaiba)
Barbatos' Ring && Shredder && Power Crystal = Barbatos' Fury 4/11
Total Damage so Far: 166250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment Evolution Attempt) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)
Response to the 1st Post Reply from Twin: the Shredder is a Axe that can play music if you're not fighting, it can be a weapon for dealing damage, now i am evolving this into Barbatos' Fury which is also a Axe.
Response to the 2nd Post Reply from Twin: I Seperated the Mega Pokemon into 2 Waves just in case,
Wave 1 Mega Pokemon: (XY) Mega Venusaur, Mega Charizard X, Mega Charizard Y, Mega Blastoise, Mega Alakazam, Mega Gengar. Mega Kangaskhan, Mega Pinsir, Mega Gyarados, Mega Areodactyl, (Wave 1 Part 2) Mega Mewtwo X, Mega Mewtwo Y, Mega Ampharos, Mega Scizor, Mega Heracross, Mega Houndoom, Mega Tyranitaur, (Wave 1 Part 3) Mega Blaziken, Mega Gardevior, Mega Mawile, Mega Aggron, Mega Medicham, Mega Manectric, Mega Banette, Mega Absol, Mega Garchomp, Mega Lucario, and Mega Abomasnow.
Wave 2 Mega Pokemon: (ORAS) Will Describe later after School.
Hank lobs obstructive barriers in front of the turrets so as to assist other people who are trying to target the computers by confusing the turrets. Further confusing matters are that all of the obstructive barriers have HD screens on both sides that display, you guessed it, descendents. The screens are made of high carbon poly-fiber plexiglass (yes, I'm just throwing words together) so they take a while to break, even for the turrets.
Tazz's message:
No. They must be one of the new organizations that's cropped up since I came to Godcraft.
SCP-216 && UKM-2000 machine gun = SCP-216-DTG (2/6)
Bow && Hiragana Iroha Scroll && Wand of Cold (NetHack) = (1/5 hopefully, so I can combine these two to make the kana script bow)
Bow && Katakana Gojūon Scroll && Wand of Fire (NetHack) = (1/5 hopefully, give these the most weeaboo-ish names you can think of!)
Ubercharge: 2/9
Action
(The Unihan Database is basically a database of CJK Unified Ideographs, which is Chinese characters, kanji, hanja, and chữ nôm. Just wanted to clear that up.)
"And now we've got a nice background to fight this fight in! Hope you can do more than just a big health bar."
"WE DID THE SAME THING, GENIUS! WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU CALL GOING FROM 20 HEALTH TO 100?"
"Nanomachines, son."
"THOSE ARE COMPLETELY UNRELATED!"
"I think you'll find they're more closely related than you and I."
The hammer segments of each Pomson smack into each other like a pair of crossed blades. We glare into each other's eyes. Gray to Gold. Gold to Gray.
"What's your game, anyway? Trying to shout the place to death?"
"I WILL KILL YOU, THEN I WILL REPLACE YOU!"
"YOU COULD NEVER REPLACE ME! NOTHING CAN! I AM THE ONLY ME!"
A shove throws Dark Engie back, opening him up for a hammer smack across the face. 8000 damage. Barely a scratch at this point.
"YOU CAN'T BE ME! YOU WOULDN'T CARE FOR HER!"
"OF COURSE NOT! I'M EVERYTHING YOU DENY, AND YOU DON'T DENY THAT!"
"THEN YOU CANNOT BE ME! THE REAL ME CARES!"
An exchange of headbutts knocks off a little more health. 3000 damage to Dark Engie, 1 damage to me. In the confusion, a missile launches from the Pomson 9000, flies out of the arena, and explodes against a randomly selected turret, utterly destroying it in the process. Alternatively, it just messes up something that the PG side really doesn't want messed up, if instasploding turrets is illegal you know.
Bow && Katakana Gojūon Scroll && Wand of Fire (NetHack) = (2/5?)
Ubercharge: 2/9
Action
(Since I understand some Chinese, most of the attacks I do involving Arcus Orientum will use Chinese definitions as opposed to kanji or hanja interpretations.)
I pull out Arcus Orientum and fire "士兵" (soldier) and a "æ— çº¿å¯¹è®²æœº" (wireless transceiver/walkie-talkie) for it linked to my transceiver not made of Chinese characters. The soldier made of Chinese characters moves out of cover and tries to get as far as it can before it is vaporized by a turret. If it makes it to the other side, it relays an appropriate message over the transceiver.
I thought you said the material wasn't an ordinary block, Build. By the way, what's your plan for dealing with your split here when you arrive?
The Chaos Shard actually consumes its Robot Masters, supercharging it for a deadly attack against the MTF.
Astria remains silent for a few moments. It is unclear what she is thinking. She then rips out the data chip of the turret and throws it to Coulson, and walks back towards the bus.
Desk Cloner && The Ballpoint Pen = Magic Pen. (Ability: Create a desk at any given location) Level 5/5
Sniper Robot Monkey Robot Gun && Basic Iron Ingot = Monkey's Iron Gun - Increased Damage and mini-crit. Level 4/4
A can of Lemonade && Gunpowder from the forge && Potion of Potential && Redstone Dust && Party In a bottle && Cold fusion Power Cell && Uranium && Spider Eye && Awkward Potion && Ender Peral && Concentrated Magic in a Jar && Helix Fossil in powder form && Tiberum =
THE DOOM DRAUGHT - A hyper concentrated lemonade drink that grants the user one action post of absolute chaos. Hits are nearly guaranteed to crit. Will completely immobilize the drinker for one round after drinking, due to the backlash. Best Used in conjunction with a Battle Move. Level 2/???
Monkey Iron Gun && The Dead Mag = Variable Caliber Gun - Able to fire Anti Aircraft rounds. - Level 1/???
The Magic Desk Pen && Iron Ignot && Gunpowder && redstone dust && Tiberium && Uranium = Volatile Desk Pen - Creates Desks that are rigged to blow up like C4 bombs with lead uranium shard shrapnel. - Level 1/???
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
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Posts:
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Minecraft:
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Member Details
Turn 2/3
Judgement Caller's Staff && Essence of Law = Zeus' Prosecution 7/8
Glasses && Mage's Reservecomputer && Heads-Up Display = The Mageshades 7/8
Unremembered Wand && Essence of Void 2/?
I also alchemize Ea Array ~~~ Loom and Gamma Ray Cannon ~~~ Loom.
+2 to Erelye.
34/50
34/50
34/50
Lacking anything else to do, I merge a STAR Turret with a Turret temporarily and fire a salvo at Bipole.
Hank covers Wilson, blasting anything that tries to hit Wilson with his rifle.
If the computers haven't been taken out yet...
Suddenly, the nether spire, having gone on a long and convoluted time-shenanigan laden journey since being dropped off the edge of the Preston Cole, flies through a window (or makes one if there aren't currently any), lands right in the middle of the computers, and unleashes a massive burst of electricity right into the middle of the computers.
Because, you know, there's really no point in wasting a perfectly good spoil for no reason.
The TARDIS:
Coulson catches the data card, and if Astria tries to get up into the Bus, Coulson helps her in.
Eric groans.
Ten. freaking. thousand years, and I still can't figure out talking to other people...
Deimos leans out of the doors of the TARDIS.
Hey Eric!
There's some pretty sweet stuff in the cargo bays of this thing, looks like nothing's been too badly damaged in here either!
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I snipe the MTF choppers with the lapis steakhouse
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders
Wilson's Shop: $194
Needed Dupes:
+2 to Wilson
Stun Gun AND Azure Essence 7/11
Cage AND Azure Essence 7/11
Hacking? Easy job for an AI. I hack the array of computers, DDoSing them with memes and then uploading a virus named CHAOS.EXE to the system. Good times. However, before I hack myself in there, I use my BATTLE TECHNIQUE: MEME DREAM (LV !0: 2DANK4U) on the assorted turrets on the assembly line! I follow up this technique with an amazing DANK PAWNCH cause my health is 4/20. memeing the punch and the turrets!
However, out of the conflagration an escape pod flies out. It heads back through the portal.
Eh. I think he made it.
The Planet Express Crew will now attack SCP-2317. Fry, however, will attack the PRAISEWORTHY HYPNOTOAD because he is immune to its GLORIOUS REVELATIONS. The Futurama Gate will now summon the Second Wave. Out of its portals come a fleet of familiar flying saucers.
Omnicronian Saucer [AG]:
HP: 750
Attacks: Death Ray. Deals 600 damage to a target.
Omnicronian Mega Saucer [AG]:
HP: 20,000
Attacks: Anti-Monument Laser: Deals 8000 damage to a stationary target or 4000 damage to a moving target.
Special Attacks: Mega Death Ray: Deals 12000 damage to a target. Can also be used to burn a target, making it take 1000 damage for three turns. On each turn, the heat has a small chance to spread to another enemy entity.
40 Omnicronian Saucers and 1 Omnicronian Mega Saucer are spawned. And now for THE GLORIOUS HYPNOTOAD. IT TRAINS ITS PROPHESIZING EYES ON SCP-173, STARING DEEP INTO ITS MIND. EVEN THOUGH IT MAY NOT COVERT THE STATUE TO OUR CAUSE, OUR MASTER WILL LEARN ITS HISTORY, MOTIVATIONS, AND DESIRES. FOR TOO LONG HAS THE MIND OF THE STATUE REMAINED HIDDEN. NOW THE LIGHT OF THE HYPNOTOAD SHALL PUSH THEM TO THE SURFACE.
((tl;dr The Hypnotoad is trying to hypnotize SCP-173, or at least discover previously unknown facts about it.))
==Excavate==
Bipolarity you say? Well it looks like I'll have to separate these Siamese twins.
Lothyra pulls out the Heavy Light. She sets it to "Drill Mode," and slices Bipole in half (along the line which separates the two parts, of course).
I Perched in Cirno's Icicle Fall Safe Spot. (This is only works on Easy mode) 25/50 (Summoning F___dr_ S______.)
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 25/50
Charge Storage: 7 (+1 from Talist +6 from Kage_Yaiba)
Barbatos' Ring && Shredder && Power Crystal = Barbatos' Fury 5/11
Total Damage so Far: 166250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment Evolution Attempt) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)
Response to the 2nd Post Reply from Twin Part 2: I finished School and i am ready for those but Waves only comes if all the Pokemon has been defeated in the Wave Parts and this Wave however, the 2nd wave is more Balanced and more parts
Wave 2 Mega Pokemon: (ORAS) Mega Beedrill, Mega Pidgeot, Mega Slowbro, (W2 Part 1) Mega Steelix, Mega Septile, Mega Swampert, (W2 Part 2) Mega Sableye, Mega Sharpedo, Mega Altaria, (W2 Part 3) Mega Glalie, Mega Salamence, Mega Metagross, (W2 Part 4) Mega Latias, Mega Latios, Mega Rayquaza, (W2 Part 5) Mega Lopunny, Mega Gallade, Mega Audino, Mega Diancie, (W2 Miniboss) and the Boss of this Wave is Shiny Mega Rayquaza Primal Kyogre and Primal Groudon.
SCP-2317 Action: I complete the Hellkite Dragon Armor. Unfortunately, it was meant for my human form. Luckily, I can summon SCP-786 (Sure, I am not allied with the Foundation anymore, but SCP-2317's abilities include summoning SCPs), and use it to enlarge the armor for this form. The armor reduces damage from attacks by half (it was technically half-hellkite dragon armor, long story) and eliminates SCP-2317's weakspot unless the attack is creative enough to deal a type of damage hellkite dragons are not immune to.
EXOS Action: EXOS regains its senses (literally-its sensors were blown everywhere), and evaluates its position. It is in a backup form created in the event that the Perfect Sphere was destroyed. It quickly gets mobile and looks for the Perfect Sphere, and finds it buried under some rubble (remember, the Perfect Sphere itself is indestructible, what really got destroyed was the containment stuff needed to actually use it). Soon after it picks up, a psycobear AI shows up. (note: this conversation resolves in about a millisecond in-universe because AIs are fast)
"So, I heard you have the Perfect Sphere. I want it."
"Petey? how did you even find me here?"
"I traced the wormgate (or whatever it was) to determine where you would end up, and extrapolated a bit to find likely locations (0.000001% margin of error is very big over that distance)."
"Why? Why did you come?"
"Simple. The Perfect Sphere is an infinite energy source. Obtaining it could give an advantage against the Dark Matter creatures in the Andromeda galaxy."
"Well, you cannot just have it for free, now can you?"
"I am willing to give you nearly anything in my power in exchange for it."
"Give me a way to get back into the fight. Give me a way to destroy the godmodder."
"That is beyond even my powers, and you know it."
"NOW is it beyond your powers?" *hands over Weath Ray blueprints/data*
"Oh. Oh wow. Not only could this destroy the godmodder, it could take out a Dark Matter entity in one shot."
"How would it destroy Dark Matter entities?"
"Dark Matter entities are damaged by use of teraports and other wormholes nearby. This creates quadrillions of tiny wormholes to shred regular matter, with a side effect of a massive killzone against dark matter entities from the energy dumped into the Dark Matter universe."
"Whatever. Get me some ships, load the Weath Ray onto them, and help me destroy him, and in exchange you will receive the Perfect Sphere. Make sure you have a way to contain its energy field to harness that energy, however."
I attempt to discreetly Unperson several robot hands, and also take out the Tubas and smash them inelegantly against the Source Code of Reality, causing the Controller and Turrets to suddenly lose the ability to detect me.
Slightly miffed about the denial, I summon Chris-Chan anyways out of petty determination, and proceed to attempt to pin him down for a while before I duel him. I then casually preview Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi || Quiver. Yeah this is ridiculous. I then shift my Gatekeeper's Scythe into the aforementioned tubas and take a captcharoid of them to see what happens.
Inventory
+2 Wilson (16$ total)
True Monado 9/50
Mythosesque 6/30
Chris-Chan 50/50 Waiting...
(Ruined Thrustersx6 && Fabrico Essentia) || Fear No Anvil = Fear Itself (Level 10: 6/11).
(Spiral Sucker && Picture of Earth) && English Energy = English's Earth (Color Mayhemsucker?) 1/??
(Ruined Medbay && Fabrico Essentia) && Stationary Quick-Fix Array && Minecraftian Milk = Superfast Medbay 7/10
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-4, Gutza1-14, Tazz-21, crystal-26, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
I continue my rampage of dubious realism inside the computers, opening fire with Cobalt's Testwriter at any key portions of the OS, and continue to flag everything I come across as a virus.
I then, IMC, look at Indigo Flame 1:1. Any alchemy people who're interested in the product, I'll send you assists. I also unleash bursts of destructive energies at the Controller. Except that they destroy its allegiance, not its structure. (Attempting to basically maybe be able to hack it to produce AG-aligned turrets...). Following that, I generically shoot a PG entity.
I stal ~~~ Loom, cat ~~~ Loom, and (insert remaining blue disc here, mall?) ~~~ Loom.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Act 1! +1 to Generic, +1 to Talist/Wilson!
101 (14/30) (They seek the apprentice, they are Pleased.) (+2 from Ire that I missed.)
Void Proof-Armor && (Moorblade Frame && Fabrico Essentia) = Voided Moorblade Frame (Level 10: 9/11).
Shard of the lost orb of phantastacoria && Wave Motion Gun = Phanastacoria's Frenzy (Level 10: 7/11).
I really should have started this sooner. (Ruined Luxury Room && Fabrico Essentia) && Water Creation Node && Cornucopia of Plenty = ??? (Level ?: 1/?). The Water Creation node was explained earlier when explaining Creation nodes in general: It creates (pure) water. The Conrucopia of Plenty kind of works like a Creation Node, but you can ask it for what you want/need and it will generate it specifically as long as it's edible food (or plates for some reason). The Luxury Room itself is actually four smaller rooms: There's a Kitchen/Dining hall (which these upgrades affect the most), a Recreation room (kind of like an arcade room, with some TVs, Arcade games, ping-pong tables, ect), a Training room (outfitted for the use of all armaments, ranged and melee), and an Exercise room (Treadmills, Weights, and even one of those small pools with jets that allow you to swim in place).
On request of Twin, I'm putting CogWynd the Memetics's new stat block, with his new Specials, in the spoilers below. MEMETIC points out new moves gained by his transformation.
The main gimmick of CogWynd (The Memetic) is that its behavior changes based on how wound it is. Players of any faction can wind up CogWynd (The Memetic) by 10% by just saying they do so. Or, they can wind down CogWynd (The Memetic) by 5% the same way. (You'll see why those numbers aren't equal...)
Stage 1: Tentative (0-40% winded)
During this stage, CogWynd will be stealthy and untargetable. Also, if CogWynd does nothing during the turn, it stays stealthed and just winds up by 10%.
Motorized Claws: Deals 10,000 damage and winds up by 10%.
Raptor Leap: Deals 13,000 damage and winds up by 20%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 15,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%.
MEMETIC: Mentlegen: Deals 12,000 damage via 37 fired cigars. 1-in-10 chance of critting due to a cigar turning into a butterfly knife instead. Winds up by 25%.
MEMETIC: SNAAAAKE!: Deals 7,000 damage via firing gears that turn into snakes. Successful hit also delivers a poison debuff, dealing 1,000 damage for 2 turns. Winds down by 5%, damages CogWynd by 5,000.
Stage 2: Normal Operations (41-80% winded)
CogWynd becomes faster and more active, losing the ability to hide during this phase.
Motorized Claws: Deals 18,000 damage and winds up by 20%
Sweeping Tail: Deals 8,000 damage to 2 targets and winds up by 15%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 20,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%.
MEMETIC: Come at me Bro!: Taunts an enemy for 2 turns. For those turns, if the entities do not target CogWynd, they will have a 50% chance of failing their action due to simmering rage. If they do target CogWynd, there will be a 50% chance the entities will have their action fail and instead be dealt 9,000 damage by means of counter. There can only be one taunted entity on the field at a time. Winds up by 20%.
MEMETIC: SNAAAAKE!: Deals 13,000 damage via firing gears that turn into snakes. Successful hit also delivers a poison debuff, dealing 2,000 damage for 2 turns. Winds down by 5%, damages CogWynd by 5,000.
Stage 3: Overclocking (81+% winded)
The tension inside CogWynd deals 5,000 damage to it at the end of each round it is in this phase.
Wild Slash: Deals 12,000 damage to two targets and inflicts stackable bleeding for 2,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 20%
Motorized Claws: Deals 20,000 damage to one target and inflicts stackable bleeding for 5,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 25%
Extra Plating: Throws armor at enemies, dealing 15,000 damage split between 2 to 4 enemies. Disorientates them, reducing their next attack's power by 10%. Winds up by 15%
MEMETIC: How do balls cue?: Charges up for 1 turn, Winding up by 15%. Then, fires a Balling cue at an enemy for 35,000 damage and memeing them to grant minicrit damage against that entity for the next two turns, also winding up by 15%.
MEMETIC: SNAAAAKE!: Deals 18,000 damage via firing gears that turn into snakes. Successful hit also delivers a poison debuff, dealing 3,000 damage for 2 turns. Winds down by 10%, damages CogWynd by 8,000.
Once CogWynd reaches 120% wind level, it starts to wind down by 40% at the end of each round, going back through the phases. This doesn't stop until CogWynd reaches 0% wind level.
With that said and done...I immediately get cracking on the hacking, but first, I use Heat Death and make a hole through reality directly above the Hypnotoad. I go into Trickster mode and quickly realize two things before anything else happens: First, I have shrunken several inches, which, on top of being naturally short to begin with, makes me fairly confused and somewhat annoyed. It seems like going Trickster makes you younger, apparently, for some reason. I dunno. I feel like I'm an somewhat-tall 11-year old instead of a somewhat-short 19 year old. Trickster Mode is complicated weird, estoertic, flashy, and extremely dangerous in the right hands. The right hands are not the hands of the Hypnotoad-my Trickster mode shenanigans will hopefully make him reluctant to do anything suspicious to my mind, and I don't look at him anyways while I quickly and discreetly throw several Vocal Hologram Displays (VHDs) onto the Hypnotoad. The Hologram displays have exactly one job: Display various glaringly obvious images over the Hypnotoad's position, while calling the Commander and all the Turrets a wide variety of insulting names, demeaning their lord and master the Omega Plus Godmodder Richard Presson, and praising the Hypnotoad with the most infuriating voice possible, that is to say, the Hypnotoad's own voice, in Bold and allcaps. Hypnotoad Propoganda against the Godmodder, basically. Naturally, the Commander and the Turrets will hopefully about the control room and focuses on the Hypnotoad, as NO-ONE gets away with those insults against Richard on its watch.
Now, onto those supercomputers...I keep to Trickster mode and get cracking on the hacking, using the combined powers of Zilly Trickster shenanigans, the omniscience granted by the Magic English Eye, and simple straight-up Godmodding powers, which seem to like technology anyways. I quickly inspect the many elements on the supercomputer, learn the controls and whatnot, get to understand the system. A system that is not understood simply cannot be destroyed, after all. Merely deleting the code won't do any good, I'm locked out, I merely have the controls at my hopeful knowledge. With that, I begin by plugging in a mix of codes that generate infinite spam individually. Naturally, there is now a lot of spam and useless files and viruses being in there. Naturally they're being purged by the computer violently, but there's just enough that I get a second to input another bit of hackery, a trojan, to mimic the signal of the previous spam-slinging viruses. The Trojan is designed that it only activates upon deletion, and for added realism even carries some of the spam-slinging code. When the Trojan gets deleted, it quickly gets to work by un-deleting literally every file deleted and keeping it in a complicated loop, forced in by Trickster powers. All the while, trickster powers start to override the natural controls, slowly turning the keyboard into a slowly-gradianting field of colors with overly-happy symbols while the code turns from 0s and 1s to smileys, cupcakes, Zs, seals of Zill, and a variety of candies, as well as 1s (no 0s), and using Godmodding abilities to further force the changes. The code of the Godmodder's computer reacts and starts adapting, but since it's Trickster code, it naturally and illogically bends to Trickster will even without its own codes. Meanwhile, more spam-or rather, the semi-legendary Spamcode of Zillyhax-keeps popping up, producing itself, hopefully spreading to more and more computers, and all the while I keep typing up more complex things. A bar appears on the screen: TRICKSTER MODE.EXE 0%/100% It starts rising up, then down, then up, then down, the godmodder's computer and it's inhernet and strong godmodding powers fighting back against the Trickster and my own Godmodding powers-however, as the spam loop further deteriorates its own processing and focus, the bar starts steadily rising up, as the computer itself changes colors and shapes (and possibly other computers) to reflect it's changing alignment, and I never cease typing all the while. The screen is turning into a seizure of colors only a Trickster could see through straight. As I'm Trickster, nothing changes about my frantic keyboarding, golden and trickster energies flying off of my fingertips with every press of a key, as more rapidly now the bar progresses, and the whole screen turns to its now-inevitable conclusion.
TRICKSTER MODE.EXE: 100%/100%.
The code to control the Godmodder's machines simply deletes itself as the computer turns into the possibly-legendary Supercomputer of Zillymaud, obedient only to Tricksters and codable only by Godmodders even then (and it's not an easy coding language even for Godmodders), but possessing incredibly powerful computational abilities to make up for it's stingy user choice The other four of the five computers cut the losses and sever it from the system entirely and cutting it off from the Godmodder's power, making it lose it's Omega+ power and become completely benign. It's probably easily replaced by the Godmodder, but I hope not. If I can actually do so without dying (or I'm not already dead), I take the Supercomputer of Zillymaud away and inspect it as an Alchemy.
I respond to Eric. "Yep, the Godmodder's 5th Trial. Multi-part siege on his base like in the original war, though this is more...complicated. The sooner you get here the better, mate...Uhh, Eric, this is pecking at my brain right now, but have you heard of the INWVSA? I vaguely recall an acronym about it, but I don't like it...Whatever it is, it's grown into a new Multiversal power if what I'm hearing is to be believed...Definitely not a small thing...I swear I recall them from somewhere, though, that name rings a bell...And not a good kind of bell..."
@Twin: I think you've forgotten that I'm supposed to now get a 1/5th of the healing I should normally be getting (Ie, I get healed for 1 HP when someone else gets healed for 5 by the same method) in exchange for the static 10% dodge chance and the better (by 5 whole points of damage reduction) Alpha Armor? Or did you just discard that in favor of straight buff? Honestly I could go either way, to be honest.
Turn 1
Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) I do not have time left because i used Premature Rock Solo at the Robot Arm.
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Crystal; +1 to Talist
Pesterlog: N/A (Trying to Update it...)
Tower Plans: Link to Forge (My own Updating Post)
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Creating the Mega Stones for the Streamer 20/20!
Cirno used Icicle Fall. 24/50 (Summoning F___dr_ S______.)
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 24/50
Charge Storage: 5 (1 from Talist 4 from Kage_Yaiba)
Barbatos' Ring && Shredder && Power Crystal = Barbatos' Fury 4/11
Total Damage so Far: 166250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment Evolution Attempt) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)Response to the 1st Post Reply from Twin: the Shredder is a Axe that can play music if you're not fighting, it can be a weapon for dealing damage, now i am evolving this into Barbatos' Fury which is also a Axe.
Response to the 2nd Post Reply from Twin: I Seperated the Mega Pokemon into 2 Waves just in case,
Wave 1 Mega Pokemon: (XY) Mega Venusaur, Mega Charizard X, Mega Charizard Y, Mega Blastoise, Mega Alakazam, Mega Gengar. Mega Kangaskhan, Mega Pinsir, Mega Gyarados, Mega Areodactyl, (Wave 1 Part 2) Mega Mewtwo X, Mega Mewtwo Y, Mega Ampharos, Mega Scizor, Mega Heracross, Mega Houndoom, Mega Tyranitaur, (Wave 1 Part 3) Mega Blaziken, Mega Gardevior, Mega Mawile, Mega Aggron, Mega Medicham, Mega Manectric, Mega Banette, Mega Absol, Mega Garchomp, Mega Lucario, and Mega Abomasnow.
Wave 2 Mega Pokemon: (ORAS) Will Describe later after School.
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Hank lobs obstructive barriers in front of the turrets so as to assist other people who are trying to target the computers by confusing the turrets. Further confusing matters are that all of the obstructive barriers have HD screens on both sides that display, you guessed it, descendents. The screens are made of high carbon poly-fiber plexiglass (yes, I'm just throwing words together) so they take a while to break, even for the turrets.
Tazz's message:
No. They must be one of the new organizations that's cropped up since I came to Godcraft.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Alchemies
SCP-216 && UKM-2000 machine gun = SCP-216-DTG (2/6)
Bow && Hiragana Iroha Scroll && Wand of Cold (NetHack) = (1/5 hopefully, so I can combine these two to make the kana script bow)
Bow && Katakana Gojūon Scroll && Wand of Fire (NetHack) = (1/5 hopefully, give these the most weeaboo-ish names you can think of!)
Ubercharge: 2/9
Action
(The Unihan Database is basically a database of CJK Unified Ideographs, which is Chinese characters, kanji, hanja, and chữ nôm. Just wanted to clear that up.)
I heal the Enchanted Deck with the Black Hand.
Daww...
Action 1/3
Ethereal Callings: 46/50
Starfall Sync: 21/50
Night Edge: 5/7
I try to hurry over to the computers while my invisibility still is ticking away.
Sword Damage: 180K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
"And now we've got a nice background to fight this fight in! Hope you can do more than just a big health bar."
"WE DID THE SAME THING, GENIUS! WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU CALL GOING FROM 20 HEALTH TO 100?"
"Nanomachines, son."
"THOSE ARE COMPLETELY UNRELATED!"
"I think you'll find they're more closely related than you and I."
The hammer segments of each Pomson smack into each other like a pair of crossed blades. We glare into each other's eyes. Gray to Gold. Gold to Gray.
"What's your game, anyway? Trying to shout the place to death?"
"I WILL KILL YOU, THEN I WILL REPLACE YOU!"
"YOU COULD NEVER REPLACE ME! NOTHING CAN! I AM THE ONLY ME!"
A shove throws Dark Engie back, opening him up for a hammer smack across the face. 8000 damage. Barely a scratch at this point.
"YOU CAN'T BE ME! YOU WOULDN'T CARE FOR HER!"
"OF COURSE NOT! I'M EVERYTHING YOU DENY, AND YOU DON'T DENY THAT!"
"THEN YOU CANNOT BE ME! THE REAL ME CARES!"
An exchange of headbutts knocks off a little more health. 3000 damage to Dark Engie, 1 damage to me. In the confusion, a missile launches from the Pomson 9000, flies out of the arena, and explodes against a randomly selected turret, utterly destroying it in the process. Alternatively, it just messes up something that the PG side really doesn't want messed up, if instasploding turrets is illegal you know.
Component A: 1/50
Component B: 1/50
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Alchemies
SCP-216 && UKM-2000 machine gun = SCP-216-DTG (3/6)
Bow && Hiragana Iroha Scroll && Wand of Cold (NetHack) = (2/5?)
Bow && Katakana Gojūon Scroll && Wand of Fire (NetHack) = (2/5?)
Ubercharge: 2/9
Action
(Since I understand some Chinese, most of the attacks I do involving Arcus Orientum will use Chinese definitions as opposed to kanji or hanja interpretations.)
I pull out Arcus Orientum and fire "士兵" (soldier) and a "æ— çº¿å¯¹è®²æœº" (wireless transceiver/walkie-talkie) for it linked to my transceiver not made of Chinese characters. The soldier made of Chinese characters moves out of cover and tries to get as far as it can before it is vaporized by a turret. If it makes it to the other side, it relays an appropriate message over the transceiver.
I thought you said the material wasn't an ordinary block, Build. By the way, what's your plan for dealing with your split here when you arrive?
The Chaos Shard actually consumes its Robot Masters, supercharging it for a deadly attack against the MTF.
Astria remains silent for a few moments. It is unclear what she is thinking. She then rips out the data chip of the turret and throws it to Coulson, and walks back towards the bus.
Oh no
ACTION THREE
I order the Monkey robot inside the elevator, and command him to shoot through the roof with his new iron gun.
I bash Bipole over the head with Lemonade-infused Jarate, giving minicrits. I also fire my eyepatch laser at the Bipole.
I use the creativity pen to create a basic Ipad 2 and put it inside the forge for player use.
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Charges:
The Baconmaker Glove-set 8/50
High Frequency Karambit 8/35
A Metal Storm Machine Gun 11/20 +1 amp
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Alchemy
Desk Cloner && The Ballpoint Pen = Magic Pen. (Ability: Create a desk at any given location) Level 5/5Sniper Robot Monkey Robot Gun && Basic Iron Ingot = Monkey's Iron Gun - Increased Damage and mini-crit. Level 4/4A can of Lemonade && Gunpowder from the forge && Potion of Potential && Redstone Dust && Party In a bottle && Cold fusion Power Cell && Uranium && Spider Eye && Awkward Potion && Ender Peral && Concentrated Magic in a Jar && Helix Fossil in powder form && Tiberum =
THE DOOM DRAUGHT - A hyper concentrated lemonade drink that grants the user one action post of absolute chaos. Hits are nearly guaranteed to crit. Will completely immobilize the drinker for one round after drinking, due to the backlash. Best Used in conjunction with a Battle Move. Level 2/???
Monkey Iron Gun && The Dead Mag = Variable Caliber Gun - Able to fire Anti Aircraft rounds. - Level 1/???
The Magic Desk Pen && Iron Ignot && Gunpowder && redstone dust && Tiberium && Uranium = Volatile Desk Pen - Creates Desks that are rigged to blow up like C4 bombs with lead uranium shard shrapnel. - Level 1/???
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Inventory - 8 visible slots. Once the eight visible slots fill, I will then hammerspace the rest.
Desk Pen Cloner [UNDER ALCHEMITY]
Insanity eyepatch [EQUIPPED]
Pneumatic Nailband INVENSTASHED
Sniper Monkey Iron Gun [UNDER ALCHEMITY]
The Dead Mag [UNDER ALCHEMITY]
Creativity pen
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All two assists, I donate to Pricey
Withered Gloves of Dancing && Thorns && Lucky Horseshoe && Gore Magala Scale = Lucky Gloves of Dancing (Level 5: 3/6)
I heal a random Team Excelsior with the No Joke.
1/50 Men's Hair Club
1/50 Atlanta Meat Armor
1/3 Invisibility Cloak
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No Joke
UBER: 12 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
I examine the code of the Computer. I then start inputting random strings of code.
I throw one of the blocks the tower is made of at the Controller.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Turn 2/3
Judgement Caller's Staff && Essence of Law = Zeus' Prosecution 7/8
Glasses && Mage's Reservecomputer && Heads-Up Display = The Mageshades 7/8
Unremembered Wand && Essence of Void 2/?
I also alchemize Ea Array ~~~ Loom and Gamma Ray Cannon ~~~ Loom.
+2 to Erelye.
34/50
34/50
34/50
Lacking anything else to do, I merge a STAR Turret with a Turret temporarily and fire a salvo at Bipole.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Hank covers Wilson, blasting anything that tries to hit Wilson with his rifle.
If the computers haven't been taken out yet...
Suddenly, the nether spire, having gone on a long and convoluted time-shenanigan laden journey since being dropped off the edge of the Preston Cole, flies through a window (or makes one if there aren't currently any), lands right in the middle of the computers, and unleashes a massive burst of electricity right into the middle of the computers.
Because, you know, there's really no point in wasting a perfectly good spoil for no reason.
The TARDIS:
Coulson catches the data card, and if Astria tries to get up into the Bus, Coulson helps her in.
Eric groans.
Ten. freaking. thousand years, and I still can't figure out talking to other people...
Deimos leans out of the doors of the TARDIS.
Hey Eric!
There's some pretty sweet stuff in the cargo bays of this thing, looks like nothing's been too badly damaged in here either!
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I snipe the MTF choppers with the lapis steakhouse
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders
Wilson's Shop: $194
Needed Dupes:
+2 to Wilson
Stun Gun AND Azure Essence 7/11
Cage AND Azure Essence 7/11
Fish Bait AND People Food AND Azure Essence 7/11
Fuchsite && Sword && Modpack's "Blood" = Highblood Memeblade 7/11
Onyx Obol && Bringer (In Rifle Form) = ??? 1/??
+2 to Irecreeper
Hacking? Easy job for an AI. I hack the array of computers, DDoSing them with memes and then uploading a virus named CHAOS.EXE to the system. Good times. However, before I hack myself in there, I use my BATTLE TECHNIQUE: MEME DREAM (LV !0: 2DANK4U) on the assorted turrets on the assembly line! I follow up this technique with an amazing DANK PAWNCH cause my health is 4/20. memeing the punch and the turrets!
INVENTORY
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 1/9
Wilson Money: $2
Shield Generator: 15/30
Blaze of Glory: 33/50
Endeavor's Decad: 9/11
Biotechnical Decad: 9/11
Planet Express Ship Turret: 4/9
==Actions==
==Excelsior==
Amy stares at the exploding wreck of the Nimbus.
NO! NOT ALL OF DALLAS! I MEAN, NOT KIF!
However, out of the conflagration an escape pod flies out. It heads back through the portal.
Eh. I think he made it.
The Planet Express Crew will now attack SCP-2317. Fry, however, will attack the PRAISEWORTHY HYPNOTOAD because he is immune to its GLORIOUS REVELATIONS. The Futurama Gate will now summon the Second Wave. Out of its portals come a fleet of familiar flying saucers.
Omnicronian Saucer [AG]:
HP: 750
Attacks: Death Ray. Deals 600 damage to a target.
Omnicronian Mega Saucer [AG]:
HP: 20,000
Attacks: Anti-Monument Laser: Deals 8000 damage to a stationary target or 4000 damage to a moving target.
Special Attacks: Mega Death Ray: Deals 12000 damage to a target. Can also be used to burn a target, making it take 1000 damage for three turns. On each turn, the heat has a small chance to spread to another enemy entity.
40 Omnicronian Saucers and 1 Omnicronian Mega Saucer are spawned. And now for THE GLORIOUS HYPNOTOAD. IT TRAINS ITS PROPHESIZING EYES ON SCP-173, STARING DEEP INTO ITS MIND. EVEN THOUGH IT MAY NOT COVERT THE STATUE TO OUR CAUSE, OUR MASTER WILL LEARN ITS HISTORY, MOTIVATIONS, AND DESIRES. FOR TOO LONG HAS THE MIND OF THE STATUE REMAINED HIDDEN. NOW THE LIGHT OF THE HYPNOTOAD SHALL PUSH THEM TO THE SURFACE.
((tl;dr The Hypnotoad is trying to hypnotize SCP-173, or at least discover previously unknown facts about it.))
==Excavate==
Bipolarity you say? Well it looks like I'll have to separate these Siamese twins.
Lothyra pulls out the Heavy Light. She sets it to "Drill Mode," and slices Bipole in half (along the line which separates the two parts, of course).
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Turn 2
Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) I send out a repair team to repair Ultimate Wily Machine while i Shoot the Controller's Hit spots with my Advanced Crossbow
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +2 to Talist
Pesterlog: N/A (Trying to Update it...)
Tower Plans: Link to Forge (My own Updating Post)
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Creating the Mega Stones for the Streamer 20/20!
I Perched in Cirno's Icicle Fall Safe Spot. (This is only works on Easy mode) 25/50 (Summoning F___dr_ S______.)
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 25/50
Charge Storage: 7 (+1 from Talist +6 from Kage_Yaiba)
Barbatos' Ring && Shredder && Power Crystal = Barbatos' Fury 5/11
Total Damage so Far: 166250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment Evolution Attempt) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)Response to the 2nd Post Reply from Twin Part 2: I finished School and i am ready for those but Waves only comes if all the Pokemon has been defeated in the Wave Parts and this Wave however, the 2nd wave is more Balanced and more parts
Wave 2 Mega Pokemon: (ORAS) Mega Beedrill, Mega Pidgeot, Mega Slowbro, (W2 Part 1) Mega Steelix, Mega Septile, Mega Swampert, (W2 Part 2) Mega Sableye, Mega Sharpedo, Mega Altaria, (W2 Part 3) Mega Glalie, Mega Salamence, Mega Metagross, (W2 Part 4) Mega Latias, Mega Latios, Mega Rayquaza, (W2 Part 5) Mega Lopunny, Mega Gallade, Mega Audino, Mega Diancie, (W2 Miniboss) and the Boss of this Wave is Shiny Mega Rayquaza Primal Kyogre and Primal Groudon.
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
50/50 {REDACTED}
10/10 Hellkite Dragon Armor
SCP-2317 Action: I complete the Hellkite Dragon Armor. Unfortunately, it was meant for my human form. Luckily, I can summon SCP-786 (Sure, I am not allied with the Foundation anymore, but SCP-2317's abilities include summoning SCPs), and use it to enlarge the armor for this form. The armor reduces damage from attacks by half (it was technically half-hellkite dragon armor, long story) and eliminates SCP-2317's weakspot unless the attack is creative enough to deal a type of damage hellkite dragons are not immune to.
EXOS Action: EXOS regains its senses (literally-its sensors were blown everywhere), and evaluates its position. It is in a backup form created in the event that the Perfect Sphere was destroyed. It quickly gets mobile and looks for the Perfect Sphere, and finds it buried under some rubble (remember, the Perfect Sphere itself is indestructible, what really got destroyed was the containment stuff needed to actually use it). Soon after it picks up, a psycobear AI shows up. (note: this conversation resolves in about a millisecond in-universe because AIs are fast)
"So, I heard you have the Perfect Sphere. I want it."
"Petey? how did you even find me here?"
"I traced the wormgate (or whatever it was) to determine where you would end up, and extrapolated a bit to find likely locations (0.000001% margin of error is very big over that distance)."
"Why? Why did you come?"
"Simple. The Perfect Sphere is an infinite energy source. Obtaining it could give an advantage against the Dark Matter creatures in the Andromeda galaxy."
"Well, you cannot just have it for free, now can you?"
"I am willing to give you nearly anything in my power in exchange for it."
"Give me a way to get back into the fight. Give me a way to destroy the godmodder."
"That is beyond even my powers, and you know it."
"NOW is it beyond your powers?" *hands over Weath Ray blueprints/data*
"Oh. Oh wow. Not only could this destroy the godmodder, it could take out a Dark Matter entity in one shot."
"How would it destroy Dark Matter entities?"
"Dark Matter entities are damaged by use of teraports and other wormholes nearby. This creates quadrillions of tiny wormholes to shred regular matter, with a side effect of a massive killzone against dark matter entities from the energy dumped into the Dark Matter universe."
"Whatever. Get me some ships, load the Weath Ray onto them, and help me destroy him, and in exchange you will receive the Perfect Sphere. Make sure you have a way to contain its energy field to harness that energy, however."