All I know is woke up with amnesia, and it seems I have completely forgot who I am...
Either way, I look at what I have on me, and rather than some clothing, I see a glowing purple gem wrapped around my neck.
"Well, looks like I'm on the bad team"
I join the Godmodder
I then search my surroundings 1/5
The gem is dark, and unadorned
I remember you from early on in Act 3 as well... You really don't need a 5 post charge to examine your surroundings! All you had to do was ask where you were and I would have told you...
I whine about how hypnotoad godmoddstealed the counter to plan Omega from the godmodder.
EDIT: I am deciding when the Control value goes up or down, as it is typically a result of direct actions by either side to raise or lower the control.
/null
The Hypnotoad was telling you what the Godmodder had done already! He didn't steal the counter.
I thank Tazz for injecting CogWynd with memes before I get shot, and suddenly die. Before I do so, though, I toss my weapon up into the air, referencing Rogue Legacy. The weapon happens to be the Sparklers, which then plunge into my metal skin and revive me. I then take care to patch up my back.
Everyman remained at 0 HP, entities stayed intact. Ran out of power, but stayed. Also, time travel is involved to the necessary extent to get the corpse before it decays. I'll accept the deaths, but I want the corpse, I have plot reasons.
Most of them revolve around behind-the-screen shenanigans...
==Speaking Of Behind The Screen==
"I wonder if this will even work. It hasn't been long enough, he might yet be saved."
As long as it isn't summoning the Everyman AGAIN, said reasons can go through.
I resist the urge to suddenly start worshiping the Creation Pen.
Instead, I wave the pen around in the air again.
Utilizing the power of the creation pen, I create the Dead Mag, a magazine that can fire higher caliber rounds. I put this in my invenstash until the Monkey's Iron Gun is powered up.
I pop another can of lemonade, and play some elevator music to boost morale.
And now I know why that one guy said shadow-clone items were so useful. (respawn post)
the TARDIS:
Eric stares at her.
Astria... why do you think I invited you into the IUPC?
The IUPC is one of the only organizations to make a difference, the only one to have somehow managed to avoid the Narrative's perpetual rebootings.
Your life has had an impact. Your actions saved the life of your alternate self, whether for good or for bad, she's in at the least a slightly better position to try and start over.
And just choosing to take a different path than what was laid out has put you well on your way to being a hero.
But for
If you're really that convinced of your own uselessness, I can check what amounts to the end-all, be-all source on multiversal significance.
Not whether your life means anything, but whether or not you will have an active, direct role in the events of the multiverse at large.
Technically its not a sensor for that, but as far as I know, there hasn't been a time that turning up positive on it has meant anything less.
Tazz's message:
Alright then. I will be rendezvousing near your location anyways to pick up anyone. I would guess that you are currently at the dead center of over half the player mass in Godcraft?
I Push the Anti-Vord Turrets off using the power of Wind. I then Teleport to the array of computers.
>:0
The Anti-Vord Turrets are rooted the assembly line's conveyor belt and do not move! Since you placed yourself out in the open to cast the attack, all of the Turrets gun you down and you die instantly!
Erelye additionally observes what appear to be massive amounts of shards of 11 orbiting inside the mindstorms, tearing them into shreds for some reason. Perhaps it is a checking mechanism?
"Hope that was useful, but I think the artifact might be skewing data, or me. Mostly? I feel like this amount of lack of expressive severe emotion is abnormal."
Either way, whether I'm even really grimdark at the moment or not, I unleash a blast at the computer racks again.
It slides into the network, and tears at the firewalls and antihacking programs, attempting to subvert them and turn them against eachother.
==The Network==
An avatar manifests, seeing gold and blue firewalls manned by antivirus programs.
"My capacity to explain things to myself always amazes me."
"So does my capacity to destroy things."
The newly-created code equivalent of an Octal Sunbomb explodes a hole briefly, through which I launch myself whilst firing off malware courtesy a Creation-Penned Cobaltshade weapon. All sorts of flags are thrown about, causing severalantivirus agents to try and eat themselves.
==The Real World==
I pass Erelye the set of mindscape gear.
"I don't think I'll have much use for this, I only needed to get the one entity for an assist. You can keep them as spares or something, I guess."
I preview (Whatever Erelye's Ship Is) -c (Whatever the mindscape item is)
Okay seriously, your text is nigh-unreadable.
Grimdarkness is not coding-based and doesn't have an effect on the invulnerable Super Computers! Your fancy light show is beginning to attract attention... The Controller seems to be re-positioning several Turrets.
You cannot create any mixture of multiple Colored Suns PERIOD! You complain about people ignoring Rule Zero several times and yet here you are, ignoring what I've repeatedly stated.
Desk Cloner && The Ballpoint Pen = Magic Pen. (Ability: Create a desk at any given location) Level 4/5
Sniper Robot Monkey Robot Gun && Basic Iron Ingot = Monkey's Iron Gun - Increased Damage and mini-crit. Level 3/4
A can of Lemonade && Gunpowder from the forge && Potion of Potential && Redstone Dust && Party In a bottle && Cold fusion Power Cell && Uranium && Spider Eye && Awkward Potion && Ender Peral && Concentrated Magic in a Jar && Helix Fossil in powder form && Tiberum =
THE DOOM DRAUGHT - A hyper concentrated lemonade drink that grants the user one action post of absolute chaos. Hits are nearly guaranteed to crit. Will completely immobilize the drinker for one round after drinking, due to the backlash. Best Used in conjunction with a Battle Move. Level 1/???
The Turrets are inside the Elevator, not on the top! And you cannot personally upgrade the Turrets yourself!
That's way too many alchemy components for one alchemy... Also, keep in mind that I'm usually the one who decides the alchemy's name, function, and level.
I revive Midna and fuse into the shadows using ULTIMATE UMBRA. I use the shadows to travel to the Supercomputers, then I uncloak, out of site of the turrets.
Thanks Maniac. Nice cloak (the wearable kind). I attempt to distract the Controller by grabbing the Twilisaber and slicing something I can attack.
You fuse into the shadows and head to the Array of Computers!
Wait, does Midna have a cloak now? Not really sure... because of that Midna defaults to not having a cloak, and she is gunned down by the Controller!
Turn 1/3
Judgement Caller's Staff && Essence of Law = Zeus' Prosecution 6/8
Glasses && Mage's Reservecomputer && Heads-Up Display = The Mageshades 6/8
Critmist Potion O0O Potion of Witchcraft = Potion of Wickedness 3/3 COMPLETE!
I alchemize Unremembered Wand && Essence of Void 1/?
I also alchemize Unremembered Wand ~~~ Loom and Thaumic Crystal ~~~ Loom.
+2 to Erelye.
33/50
33/50
33/50
I equip the Master Magician's Robes.
I leap up to the top of the elevator and prepare for a pretty big attack. I pull out the Tome of Tropes and flip to a set of several related tropes, these being Duality Motif, Split Personality, and Color Motif. I drag out another set of seemingly-unrelated tropes, these being Mind Virus, Computer Virus, and Technopath. I quickly 'merge' these three tropes and form a mental link with Bipole, releasing a virus into him. The virus quickly spreads throughout his technological brain or pair of brains, forming a mental matrix that grants me partial control over his mind. I then utilize this link, along with his evident Duality Motif, his Color Motif linking him to Omega and Alpha, and the fact that Omega and Alpha are Splits, or split personalities, to temporarily cause Bipole's robotic mind to split through sympathetic resonance. I then use the fact that there has been foreshadowing Omega and Alpha will undergo a Shatter to make Bipole's split mind faux-Shatter and begin fighting itself, consequently causing its own paired bodies to begin carving the other half up. I leave them at it and jump back down into the elevator. Happily, my enforced mental manipulation fades as soon as I leave- this is the type of thing that requires constant maintenance. Plus, wouldn't want this to become TOO OP.
POTION OF WICKEDNESS: A potion that extremely augments magical-based abilities and powers upon use.
I attempt to override Bipole's sentience using H3!
That having presumably failed, I load the Recoil Scoper with antimateriel slugs, switch it to burstfire, and spray into the idiotic robot. Though with perfect accuracy, of course. Zand would never stoop to spray-and-pray tactics.
Lacking any other obvious idea of what to with it, I attempt to speak with Reaction Beyond, whose sentience is presumably derived from H3, at the least.
Stuff charges!
+1 to Erelye!
+1 to Kage Yaiba!
Limbo;
Still invisible, I walk up to a wounded soldier and attempt to speak with him as to the war.
How can H3 somehow override Bipole's sentience?
10,000 damage to Bipole! Bipole deals 8 damage in retaliation!
Okay, what do you say?
The wounded soldier stares straight through you as if you are not there at all. It looks like this is merely a memory and cannot actually be interacted with...
-25 / 50- The Tophat
-6 / 8- Mega Bomb (RELOADING)
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
I climb on the top of the Elevator, pull out the ARMISTYX, switch it to FORCE GUN SCYTHE MODE and blast Bipole with it!
=LIMBO=
Take the chair, examine the desk and the posters, then head to the right.
=COMMAND=
>Isaac: Deck of cards! (Guardian.Angel: Target Bipole!)
>Cans: Climb on the top, punch Bipole.
10,000 damage to Bipole! Bipole rushes you and deals 8 damage in retaliation!
You head into the room in earnest. As stated earlier, there is a checkerboard pattern on the floor and odd wallpaper on the walls that is peeled off in one place. There are two lights on the ceiling, and what you thought was previously a desk is merely a platform sticking out from the wall that casts a shadow on the wall underneath it. Said wall is facing opposite from you and its wallpaper apparently depicts some kind of Metroid. There is a hole in said wall and a posters of a dog, Ronald McDonald, some of the Kong family, and a map of Utah are also on said wall.
The chair is pretty old and worn from disuse, and a tablet sits on it. On the left/right walls are one door each, with "DOOR" and "LIGHT" switches next to them. You head through the right door and end up in a dark, long hallway with blue and red wallpaper and weird shadowy goop strewn about. You think you hear something up ahead.
I attempt to discreetly Unperson several robot hands, and also take out the Tubas and smash them inelegantly against the Source Code of Reality, causing the Controller and Turrets to suddenly lose the ability to detect me.
Slightly miffed about the denial, I summon Chris-Chan anyways out of petty determination, and proceed to attempt to pin him down for a while before I duel him. I then casually preview Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi || Quiver. Yeah this is ridiculous. I then shift my Gatekeeper's Scythe into the aforementioned tubas and take a captcharoid of them to see what happens.
Chris-Chan 50/50 Waiting...
(Ruined Thrustersx6 && Fabrico Essentia) || Fear No Anvil = Fear Itself (Level 10: 6/11).
(Spiral Sucker && Picture of Earth) && English Energy = English's Earth (Color Mayhemsucker?) 1/??
(Ruined Medbay && Fabrico Essentia) && Stationary Quick-Fix Array && Minecraftian Milk = Superfast Medbay 7/10
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-4, Gutza1-14, Tazz-21, crystal-26, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
The Unpersoners are not nearly that powerful! That would be the equivalent of an attack that dealt upwards of 100,000 damage!
The Tubas end up having a nasty effect, and instead of causing the Controller and Turrets to lose their ability to detect you, you inadvertently end up creating a horrifying and incorrigible mess of corruption that swirls into the newly-summoned Chris-Chan and corrupts him! Chris-Chan turns into a massive amalgamation only dubbed as CWCASTROPHE. None of your other attacks go through as a result!
Terra's Sucker && English Energy = Color Mayhemsucker (Level 10: 1/11) Actually that makes more sense.
Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi || Quiver = Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Quiver upgraded with Raspberry Pi (Level 30) Who were you expecting, the Easter Bunny?
I continue my rampage of dubious realism inside the computers, opening fire with Cobalt's Testwriter at any key portions of the OS, and continue to flag everything I come across as a virus.
I then, IMC, look at Indigo Flame 1:1. Any alchemy people who're interested in the product, I'll send you assists. I also unleash bursts of destructive energies at the Controller. Except that they destroy its allegiance, not its structure. (Attempting to basically maybe be able to hack it to produce AG-aligned turrets...). Following that, I generically shoot a PG entity.
I stal ~~~ Loom, cat ~~~ Loom, and (insert remaining blue disc here, mall?) ~~~ Loom.
Indigo Flame > 1/1 = Demonic Flame
The Controller's allegiance to the Godmodder is unwavering! Since you have placed yourself directly in the line of fire, all the Turrets/Controller shoot at you and you die instantly!
Shard of the lost orb of phantastacoria && Wave Motion Gun = Phanastacoria's Frenzy (Level 10: 7/11).
I really should have started this sooner. (Ruined Luxury Room && Fabrico Essentia) && Water Creation Node && Cornucopia of Plenty = ??? (Level ?: 1/?). The Water Creation node was explained earlier when explaining Creation nodes in general: It creates (pure) water. The Conrucopia of Plenty kind of works like a Creation Node, but you can ask it for what you want/need and it will generate it specifically as long as it's edible food (or plates for some reason). The Luxury Room itself is actually four smaller rooms: There's a Kitchen/Dining hall (which these upgrades affect the most), a Recreation room (kind of like an arcade room, with some TVs, Arcade games, ping-pong tables, ect), a Training room (outfitted for the use of all armaments, ranged and melee), and an Exercise room (Treadmills, Weights, and even one of those small pools with jets that allow you to swim in place).
On request of Twin, I'm putting CogWynd the Memetics's new stat block, with his new Specials, in the spoilers below. MEMETIC points out new moves gained by his transformation.
The main gimmick of CogWynd (The Memetic) is that its behavior changes based on how wound it is. Players of any faction can wind up CogWynd (The Memetic) by 10% by just saying they do so. Or, they can wind down CogWynd (The Memetic) by 5% the same way. (You'll see why those numbers aren't equal...)
Stage 1: Tentative (0-40% winded)
During this stage, CogWynd will be stealthy and untargetable. Also, if CogWynd does nothing during the turn, it stays stealthed and just winds up by 10%.
Motorized Claws: Deals 10,000 damage and winds up by 10%.
Raptor Leap: Deals 13,000 damage and winds up by 20%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 15,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%.
MEMETIC: Mentlegen: Deals 12,000 damage via 37 fired cigars. 1-in-10 chance of critting due to a cigar turning into a butterfly knife instead. Winds up by 25%.
MEMETIC: SNAAAAKE!: Deals 7,000 damage via firing gears that turn into snakes. Successful hit also delivers a poison debuff, dealing 1,000 damage for 2 turns. Winds down by 5%, damages CogWynd by 5,000.
Stage 2: Normal Operations (41-80% winded)
CogWynd becomes faster and more active, losing the ability to hide during this phase.
Motorized Claws: Deals 18,000 damage and winds up by 20%
Sweeping Tail: Deals 8,000 damage to 2 targets and winds up by 15%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 20,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%.
MEMETIC: Come at me Bro!: Taunts an enemy for 2 turns. For those turns, if the entities do not target CogWynd, they will have a 50% chance of failing their action due to simmering rage. If they do target CogWynd, there will be a 50% chance the entities will have their action fail and instead be dealt 9,000 damage by means of counter. There can only be one taunted entity on the field at a time. Winds up by 20%.
MEMETIC: SNAAAAKE!: Deals 13,000 damage via firing gears that turn into snakes. Successful hit also delivers a poison debuff, dealing 2,000 damage for 2 turns. Winds down by 5%, damages CogWynd by 5,000.
Stage 3: Overclocking (81+% winded)
The tension inside CogWynd deals 5,000 damage to it at the end of each round it is in this phase.
Wild Slash: Deals 12,000 damage to two targets and inflicts stackable bleeding for 2,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 20%
Motorized Claws: Deals 20,000 damage to one target and inflicts stackable bleeding for 5,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 25%
Extra Plating: Throws armor at enemies, dealing 15,000 damage split between 2 to 4 enemies. Disorientates them, reducing their next attack's power by 10%. Winds up by 15%
MEMETIC: How do balls cue?: Charges up for 1 turn, Winding up by 15%. Then, fires a Balling cue at an enemy for 35,000 damage and memeing them to grant minicrit damage against that entity for the next two turns, also winding up by 15%.
MEMETIC: SNAAAAKE!: Deals 18,000 damage via firing gears that turn into snakes. Successful hit also delivers a poison debuff, dealing 3,000 damage for 2 turns. Winds down by 10%, damages CogWynd by 8,000.
Once CogWynd reaches 120% wind level, it starts to wind down by 40% at the end of each round, going back through the phases. This doesn't stop until CogWynd reaches 0% wind level.
With that said and done...I immediately get cracking on the hacking, but first, I use Heat Death and make a hole through reality directly above the Hypnotoad. I go into Trickster mode and quickly realize two things before anything else happens: First, I have shrunken several inches, which, on top of being naturally short to begin with, makes me fairly confused and somewhat annoyed. It seems like going Trickster makes you younger, apparently, for some reason. I dunno. I feel like I'm an somewhat-tall 11-year old instead of a somewhat-short 19 year old. Trickster Mode is complicated weird, estoertic, flashy, and extremely dangerous in the right hands. The right hands are not the hands of the Hypnotoad-my Trickster mode shenanigans will hopefully make him reluctant to do anything suspicious to my mind, and I don't look at him anyways while I quickly and discreetly throw several Vocal Hologram Displays (VHDs) onto the Hypnotoad. The Hologram displays have exactly one job: Display various glaringly obvious images over the Hypnotoad's position, while calling the Commander and all the Turrets a wide variety of insulting names, demeaning their lord and master the Omega Plus Godmodder Richard Presson, and praising the Hypnotoad with the most infuriating voice possible, that is to say, the Hypnotoad's own voice, in Bold and allcaps. Hypnotoad Propoganda against the Godmodder, basically. Naturally, the Commander and the Turrets will hopefully about the control room and focuses on the Hypnotoad, as NO-ONE gets away with those insults against Richard on its watch.
Now, onto those supercomputers...I keep to Trickster mode and get cracking on the hacking, using the combined powers of Zilly Trickster shenanigans, the omniscience granted by the Magic English Eye, and simple straight-up Godmodding powers, which seem to like technology anyways. I quickly inspect the many elements on the supercomputer, learn the controls and whatnot, get to understand the system. A system that is not understood simply cannot be destroyed, after all. Merely deleting the code won't do any good, I'm locked out, I merely have the controls at my hopeful knowledge. With that, I begin by plugging in a mix of codes that generate infinite spam individually. Naturally, there is now a lot of spam and useless files and viruses being in there. Naturally they're being purged by the computer violently, but there's just enough that I get a second to input another bit of hackery, a trojan, to mimic the signal of the previous spam-slinging viruses. The Trojan is designed that it only activates upon deletion, and for added realism even carries some of the spam-slinging code. When the Trojan gets deleted, it quickly gets to work by un-deleting literally every file deleted and keeping it in a complicated loop, forced in by Trickster powers. All the while, trickster powers start to override the natural controls, slowly turning the keyboard into a slowly-gradianting field of colors with overly-happy symbols while the code turns from 0s and 1s to smileys, cupcakes, Zs, seals of Zill, and a variety of candies, as well as 1s (no 0s), and using Godmodding abilities to further force the changes. The code of the Godmodder's computer reacts and starts adapting, but since it's Trickster code, it naturally and illogically bends to Trickster will even without its own codes. Meanwhile, more spam-or rather, the semi-legendary Spamcode of Zillyhax-keeps popping up, producing itself, hopefully spreading to more and more computers, and all the while I keep typing up more complex things. A bar appears on the screen: TRICKSTER MODE.EXE 0%/100% It starts rising up, then down, then up, then down, the godmodder's computer and it's inhernet and strong godmodding powers fighting back against the Trickster and my own Godmodding powers-however, as the spam loop further deteriorates its own processing and focus, the bar starts steadily rising up, as the computer itself changes colors and shapes (and possibly other computers) to reflect it's changing alignment, and I never cease typing all the while. The screen is turning into a seizure of colors only a Trickster could see through straight. As I'm Trickster, nothing changes about my frantic keyboarding, golden and trickster energies flying off of my fingertips with every press of a key, as more rapidly now the bar progresses, and the whole screen turns to its now-inevitable conclusion.
TRICKSTER MODE.EXE: 100%/100%.
The code to control the Godmodder's machines simply deletes itself as the computer turns into the possibly-legendary Supercomputer of Zillymaud, obedient only to Tricksters and codable only by Godmodders even then (and it's not an easy coding language even for Godmodders), but possessing incredibly powerful computational abilities to make up for it's stingy user choice The other four of the five computers cut the losses and sever it from the system entirely and cutting it off from the Godmodder's power, making it lose it's Omega+ power and become completely benign. It's probably easily replaced by the Godmodder, but I hope not. If I can actually do so without dying (or I'm not already dead), I take the Supercomputer of Zillymaud away and inspect it as an Alchemy.
I respond to Eric. "Yep, the Godmodder's 5th Trial. Multi-part siege on his base like in the original war, though this is more...complicated. The sooner you get here the better, mate...Uhh, Eric, this is pecking at my brain right now, but have you heard of the INWVSA? I vaguely recall an acronym about it, but I don't like it...Whatever it is, it's grown into a new Multiversal power if what I'm hearing is to be believed...Definitely not a small thing...I swear I recall them from somewhere, though, that name rings a bell...And not a good kind of bell..."
@Twin: I think you've forgotten that I'm supposed to now get a 1/5th of the healing I should normally be getting (Ie, I get healed for 1 HP when someone else gets healed for 5 by the same method) in exchange for the static 10% dodge chance and the better (by 5 whole points of damage reduction) Alpha Armor? Or did you just discard that in favor of straight buff? Honestly I could go either way, to be honest.
Ruined Luxury Room && Fabrico Essentia = Luxury Room (Level 6)
Luxury Room && Water Creation Node && Cornucopia of Plenty = Satisfaction Hall (Level 8: 1/9)
Thanks!
The Controller and all Turrets turn to fire at the Hypnotoad, dealing 20,000 damage to start things off! They will attack even further later on now that it is the most distracting thing in the room!
Super Computer successfully hacked! The Godmodder quickly shuts down all of the Supercomputer of Zillymaud's coding using coding adapted from Lil' Hal, who is naturally immune to the Trickster majjyyks by being based off of Dirk, who is naturally immune to the Trickster majjyyks! It cannot function and you cannot use it in alchemy.
Cirno used Icicle Fall. 24/50 (Summoning F___dr_ S______.)
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 24/50
Charge Storage: 5 (1 from Talist 4 from Kage_Yaiba)
Barbatos' Ring && Shredder && Power Crystal = Barbatos' Fury 4/11
Total Damage so Far: 166250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment Evolution Attempt) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)
Response to the 1st Post Reply from Twin: the Shredder is a Axe that can play music if you're not fighting, it can be a weapon for dealing damage, now i am evolving this into Barbatos' Fury which is also a Axe.
Response to the 2nd Post Reply from Twin: I Seperated the Mega Pokemon into 2 Waves just in case,
Wave 1 Mega Pokemon: (XY) Mega Venusaur, Mega Charizard X, Mega Charizard Y, Mega Blastoise, Mega Alakazam, Mega Gengar. Mega Kangaskhan, Mega Pinsir, Mega Gyarados, Mega Areodactyl, (Wave 1 Part 2) Mega Mewtwo X, Mega Mewtwo Y, Mega Ampharos, Mega Scizor, Mega Heracross, Mega Houndoom, Mega Tyranitaur, (Wave 1 Part 3) Mega Blaziken, Mega Gardevior, Mega Mawile, Mega Aggron, Mega Medicham, Mega Manectric, Mega Banette, Mega Absol, Mega Garchomp, Mega Lucario, and Mega Abomasnow.
Wave 2 Mega Pokemon: (ORAS) Will Describe later after School.
Premature Rock Solo?
Oh right, THE Shredder... Whoops, I forgot.
Barbatos' Ring && Shredder && Power Crystal = Barbatos' Fury (Level 10: 4/11)
Okay, Wave 1 added! Seeing that 20-post charges usually have 80,000 HP and you split this into two waves, each wave will have 40,000 HP each. Because you summoned 28 Pokemon, this means each Pokemon has 1,500 HP. The Godmodder pokes them all and they all die instantly!
Hank lobs obstructive barriers in front of the turrets so as to assist other people who are trying to target the computers by confusing the turrets. Further confusing matters are that all of the obstructive barriers have HD screens on both sides that display, you guessed it, descendents. The screens are made of high carbon poly-fiber plexiglass (yes, I'm just throwing words together) so they take a while to break, even for the turrets.
Tazz's message:
No. They must be one of the new organizations that's cropped up since I came to Godcraft.
SCP-216 && UKM-2000 machine gun = SCP-216-DTG (2/6)
Bow && Hiragana Iroha Scroll && Wand of Cold (NetHack) = (1/5 hopefully, so I can combine these two to make the kana script bow)
Bow && Katakana Gojūon Scroll && Wand of Fire (NetHack) = (1/5 hopefully, give these the most weeaboo-ish names you can think of!)
Ubercharge: 2/9
Action
(The Unihan Database is basically a database of CJK Unified Ideographs, which is Chinese characters, kanji, hanja, and chữ nôm. Just wanted to clear that up.)
I heal the Enchanted Deck with the Black Hand.
Bow && Hiragana Iroha Scroll && Wand of Cold = Hiragana's Bow of the Wintery Icelands (Level 4: 1/5)
Bow && Katakana Gojūon Scroll && Wand of Fire = Katakana's Bow of the Depths of Volcanoes (Level 4: 1/5)
"And now we've got a nice background to fight this fight in! Hope you can do more than just a big health bar."
"WE DID THE SAME THING, GENIUS! WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU CALL GOING FROM 20 HEALTH TO 100?"
"Nanomachines, son."
"THOSE ARE COMPLETELY UNRELATED!"
"I think you'll find they're more closely related than you and I."
The hammer segments of each Pomson smack into each other like a pair of crossed blades. We glare into each other's eyes. Gray to Gold. Gold to Gray.
"What's your game, anyway? Trying to shout the place to death?"
"I WILL KILL YOU, THEN I WILL REPLACE YOU!"
"YOU COULD NEVER REPLACE ME! NOTHING CAN! I AM THE ONLY ME!"
A shove throws Dark Engie back, opening him up for a hammer smack across the face. 8000 damage. Barely a scratch at this point.
"YOU CAN'T BE ME! YOU WOULDN'T CARE FOR HER!"
"OF COURSE NOT! I'M EVERYTHING YOU DENY, AND YOU DON'T DENY THAT!"
"THEN YOU CANNOT BE ME! THE REAL ME CARES!"
An exchange of headbutts knocks off a little more health. 3000 damage to Dark Engie, 1 damage to me. In the confusion, a missile launches from the Pomson 9000, flies out of the arena, and explodes against a randomly selected turret, utterly destroying it in the process. Alternatively, it just messes up something that the PG side really doesn't want messed up, if instasploding turrets is illegal you know.
Component A: 1/50
Component B: 1/50
11,000 damage to Dark Engie! 1 damage to Engie!
The missile hits the boundary of the arena and then is reflected back to the arena, where it explodes away from the two of you!
Bow && Katakana Gojūon Scroll && Wand of Fire (NetHack) = (2/5?)
Ubercharge: 2/9
Action
(Since I understand some Chinese, most of the attacks I do involving Arcus Orientum will use Chinese definitions as opposed to kanji or hanja interpretations.)
I pull out Arcus Orientum and fire "士兵" (soldier) and a "无线对讲机" (wireless transceiver/walkie-talkie) for it linked to my transceiver not made of Chinese characters. The soldier made of Chinese characters moves out of cover and tries to get as far as it can before it is vaporized by a turret. If it makes it to the other side, it relays an appropriate message over the transceiver.
The soldier somehow makes it to the other side and heads to the Array of Computers!
I thought you said the material wasn't an ordinary block, Build. By the way, what's your plan for dealing with your split here when you arrive?
The Chaos Shard actually consumes its Robot Masters, supercharging it for a deadly attack against the MTF.
Astria remains silent for a few moments. It is unclear what she is thinking. She then rips out the data chip of the turret and throws it to Coulson, and walks back towards the bus.
It isn't. No block in Minecraft has reflective properties.
Desk Cloner && The Ballpoint Pen = Magic Pen. (Ability: Create a desk at any given location) Level 5/5
Sniper Robot Monkey Robot Gun && Basic Iron Ingot = Monkey's Iron Gun - Increased Damage and mini-crit. Level 4/4
A can of Lemonade && Gunpowder from the forge && Potion of Potential && Redstone Dust && Party In a bottle && Cold fusion Power Cell && Uranium && Spider Eye && Awkward Potion && Ender Peral && Concentrated Magic in a Jar && Helix Fossil in powder form && Tiberum =
THE DOOM DRAUGHT - A hyper concentrated lemonade drink that grants the user one action post of absolute chaos. Hits are nearly guaranteed to crit. Will completely immobilize the drinker for one round after drinking, due to the backlash. Best Used in conjunction with a Battle Move. Level 2/???
Monkey Iron Gun && The Dead Mag = Variable Caliber Gun - Able to fire Anti Aircraft rounds. - Level 1/???
The Magic Desk Pen && Iron Ignot && Gunpowder && redstone dust && Tiberium && Uranium = Volatile Desk Pen - Creates Desks that are rigged to blow up like C4 bombs with lead uranium shard shrapnel. - Level 1/???
Judgement Caller's Staff && Essence of Law = Zeus' Prosecution 7/8
Glasses && Mage's Reservecomputer && Heads-Up Display = The Mageshades 7/8
Unremembered Wand && Essence of Void 2/?
I also alchemize Ea Array ~~~ Loom and Gamma Ray Cannon ~~~ Loom.
+2 to Erelye.
34/50
34/50
34/50
Lacking anything else to do, I merge a STAR Turret with a Turret temporarily and fire a salvo at Bipole.
Ea Array ~~~ Loom = True Wizard's Robes
Gamma Ray Cannon ~~~ Loom = Lead Backpack
TRUE WIZARD'S ROBES: A set of gold and purple robes worn by the most powerful of magicianas.
LEAD BACKPACK: A backpack forged from solid lead. Small amounts of gamma rays lie inside.
Hank covers Wilson, blasting anything that tries to hit Wilson with his rifle.
If the computers haven't been taken out yet...
Suddenly, the nether spire, having gone on a long and convoluted time-shenanigan laden journey since being dropped off the edge of the Preston Cole, flies through a window (or makes one if there aren't currently any), lands right in the middle of the computers, and unleashes a massive burst of electricity right into the middle of the computers.
Because, you know, there's really no point in wasting a perfectly good spoil for no reason.
The TARDIS:
Coulson catches the data card, and if Astria tries to get up into the Bus, Coulson helps her in.
Eric groans.
Ten.
Deimos leans out of the doors of the TARDIS.
Hey Eric!
There's some pretty sweet stuff in the cargo bays of this thing, looks like nothing's been too badly damaged in here either!
The Nether Spire activates, but fails to actually hack into the coding of the Super Computers!
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I snipe the MTF choppers with the lapis steakhouse
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders
Wilson's Shop: $194
Needed Dupes:
+2 to Wilson
Stun Gun AND Azure Essence 7/11
Cage AND Azure Essence 7/11
Hacking? Easy job for an AI. I hack the array of computers, DDoSing them with memes and then uploading a virus named CHAOS.EXE to the system. Good times. However, before I hack myself in there, I use my BATTLE TECHNIQUE: MEME DREAM (LV !0: 2DANK4U) on the assorted turrets on the assembly line! I follow up this technique with an amazing DANK PAWNCH cause my health is 4/20. memeing the punch and the turrets!
However, out of the conflagration an escape pod flies out. It heads back through the portal.
Eh. I think he made it.
The Planet Express Crew will now attack SCP-2317. Fry, however, will attack the PRAISEWORTHY HYPNOTOAD because he is immune to its GLORIOUS REVELATIONS. The Futurama Gate will now summon the Second Wave. Out of its portals come a fleet of familiar flying saucers.
Omnicronian Saucer [AG]:
HP: 750
Attacks: Death Ray. Deals 600 damage to a target.
Omnicronian Mega Saucer [AG]:
HP: 20,000
Attacks: Anti-Monument Laser: Deals 8000 damage to a stationary target or 4000 damage to a moving target.
Special Attacks: Mega Death Ray: Deals 12000 damage to a target. Can also be used to burn a target, making it take 1000 damage for three turns. On each turn, the heat has a small chance to spread to another enemy entity.
40 Omnicronian Saucers and 1 Omnicronian Mega Saucer are spawned. And now for THE GLORIOUS HYPNOTOAD. IT TRAINS ITS PROPHESIZING EYES ON SCP-173, STARING DEEP INTO ITS MIND. EVEN THOUGH IT MAY NOT COVERT THE STATUE TO OUR CAUSE, OUR MASTER WILL LEARN ITS HISTORY, MOTIVATIONS, AND DESIRES. FOR TOO LONG HAS THE MIND OF THE STATUE REMAINED HIDDEN. NOW THE LIGHT OF THE HYPNOTOAD SHALL PUSH THEM TO THE SURFACE.
((tl;dr The Hypnotoad is trying to hypnotize SCP-173, or at least discover previously unknown facts about it.))
==Excavate==
Bipolarity you say? Well it looks like I'll have to separate these Siamese twins.
Lothyra pulls out the Heavy Light. She sets it to "Drill Mode," and slices Bipole in half (along the line which separates the two parts, of course).
Second Wave added!
The Heavy Light's projectile passes clean through Bipole and ends up splitting him into two parts! Bipole is undamaged, and its two halves fly around independently of each other! The gold half remains at the top, but the blue half teleports to the bottom and stops the Elevator from moving! The two halves are now dubbed Superius and Subtus!
I Perched in Cirno's Icicle Fall Safe Spot. (This is only works on Easy mode) 25/50 (Summoning F___dr_ S______.)
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 25/50
Charge Storage: 7 (+1 from Talist +6 from Kage_Yaiba)
Barbatos' Ring && Shredder && Power Crystal = Barbatos' Fury 5/11
Total Damage so Far: 166250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment Evolution Attempt) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)
Response to the 2nd Post Reply from Twin Part 2: I finished School and i am ready for those but Waves only comes if all the Pokemon has been defeated in the Wave Parts and this Wave however, the 2nd wave is more Balanced and more parts
Wave 2 Mega Pokemon: (ORAS) Mega Beedrill, Mega Pidgeot, Mega Slowbro, (W2 Part 1) Mega Steelix, Mega Septile, Mega Swampert, (W2 Part 2) Mega Sableye, Mega Sharpedo, Mega Altaria, (W2 Part 3) Mega Glalie, Mega Salamence, Mega Metagross, (W2 Part 4) Mega Latias, Mega Latios, Mega Rayquaza, (W2 Part 5) Mega Lopunny, Mega Gallade, Mega Audino, Mega Diancie, (W2 Miniboss) and the Boss of this Wave is Shiny Mega Rayquaza Primal Kyogre and Primal Groudon.
+2,000 HP to the Ultimate Wily Machine! The Controller vaporizes the crossbow bolts and then vaporizes you, killing you!
Okay, Wave 2 added! Seeing that 20-post charges usually have 80,000 HP and you split this into two waves, each wave will have 40,000 HP each. Because you summoned 22 Pokemon, this means each Pokemon has 2,000 HP. The Godmodder pokes them all and they all die instantly!
SCP-2317 Action: I complete the Hellkite Dragon Armor. Unfortunately, it was meant for my human form. Luckily, I can summon SCP-786 (Sure, I am not allied with the Foundation anymore, but SCP-2317's abilities include summoning SCPs), and use it to enlarge the armor for this form. The armor reduces damage from attacks by half (it was technically half-hellkite dragon armor, long story) and eliminates SCP-2317's weakspot unless the attack is creative enough to deal a type of damage hellkite dragons are not immune to.
EXOS Action: EXOS regains its senses (literally-its sensors were blown everywhere), and evaluates its position. It is in a backup form created in the event that the Perfect Sphere was destroyed. It quickly gets mobile and looks for the Perfect Sphere, and finds it buried under some rubble (remember, the Perfect Sphere itself is indestructible, what really got destroyed was the containment stuff needed to actually use it). Soon after it picks up, a psycobear AI shows up. (note: this conversation resolves in about a millisecond in-universe because AIs are fast)
"So, I heard you have the Perfect Sphere. I want it."
"Petey? how did you even find me here?"
"I traced the wormgate (or whatever it was) to determine where you would end up, and extrapolated a bit to find likely locations (0.000001% margin of error is very big over that distance)."
"Why? Why did you come?"
"Simple. The Perfect Sphere is an infinite energy source. Obtaining it could give an advantage against the Dark Matter creatures in the Andromeda galaxy."
"Well, you cannot just have it for free, now can you?"
"I am willing to give you nearly anything in my power in exchange for it."
"Give me a way to get back into the fight. Give me a way to destroy the godmodder."
"That is beyond even my powers, and you know it."
"NOW is it beyond your powers?" *hands over Weath Ray blueprints/data*
"Oh. Oh wow. Not only could this destroy the godmodder, it could take out a Dark Matter entity in one shot."
"How would it destroy Dark Matter entities?"
"Dark Matter entities are damaged by use of teraports and other wormholes nearby. This creates quadrillions of tiny wormholes to shred regular matter, with a side effect of a massive killzone against dark matter entities from the energy dumped into the Dark Matter universe."
"Whatever. Get me some ships, load the Weath Ray onto them, and help me destroy him, and in exchange you will receive the Perfect Sphere. Make sure you have a way to contain its energy field to harness that energy, however."
It would take more than 50 posts to actually summon a working replica of the Hellkite Dragon's armor, so the copy of the Hellkite Dragon Armor that you summoned (which is only 10 posts) has barely any power at all! It will still work semi-well at blocking attacks though, but will not have enough power to cut all attack power in half.
The Perfect Sphere and all of its components will not be coming back because you cannot resummon entities in this game unless it's for a very good reason. In addition, the Weath Ray does not have the potential to destroy the Godmodder for reasons I've already specified in length.
You then suddenly keel over and fail to meme due to having your meme power get sapped. You then recall that all your meme power was drained by Tazz, and will take a turn to come back.
I decide to completely avoid hacking the computer, but then recall Fseftr's split program. I ask FseftrAI for a copy of the aforementioned program, and plug it into the computers to see what happens. I then watch a bunch of dying Vord appear on the Controller for whatever reason.
+2 Wilson (16$ total)
True Monado 10/50
Mythosesque 8/30
Chris-Chan 50/50 Waiting...
(Ruined Thrustersx6 && Fabrico Essentia) || Fear No Anvil = Fear Itself (Level 10: 7/11).
(Spiral Sucker && Picture of Earth) && English Energy = English's Earth (Color Mayhemsucker?) 2/??
(Ruined Medbay && Fabrico Essentia) && Stationary Quick-Fix Array && Minecraftian Milk = Superfast Medbay 8/10
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-4, Gutza1-14, Tazz-22, crystal-26, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
What makes you think FseftrAI will just let you take a copy of his split program?
SCP-2317 Action: I summon up huge clouds of darkness to cloak myself and 3 other random players who were not otherwise cloaked. However, the clouds of darkness are poisonous and damage the players using them. I get revenge on SCP-2317 for corrupting my cloaking maneuver by telling him about the {REDACTED}. Though this would normally kill a man, he is much stronger than a man, but is still stunned by the knowledge of what the {REDACTED} is (hint: The {REDACTED} was the attack that got redirected to the Godmoder somehow). (+10% control, 10000 damage to SCP-2317)
EXOS Action: EXOS is sent off to a front-line battleground area where Petey is constructing ships.
"Alright, so the fabbers here will start producing your fleet. Meanwhile, I have some things you could do to help me."
2 damage to Generic, Fseftr, and NinjaV! They (and you) are all cloaked as well.
Cirno got Angry and uses Hailstorm (Super Upgraded version of Icicle Fall) but for 5 seconds then Perfect Freeze Lunatic but i got passes that as well and uses Diamond Blizzard. (This is only works on Easy mode) 26/50 (Summoning F___dr_ S______.)
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 26/50
Charge Storage: 7 (+1 from Talist +6 from Kage_Yaiba)
Barbatos' Ring && Shredder && Power Crystal = Barbatos' Fury 5/11
Total Damage so Far: 166250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment Evolution Attempt) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)
Occultic Automater && Hammer Chest && Reinforced Tank && Essentia Reservoir = One-Stop Shop (5/11)
The Void's Illuminator -c Oblivionus Shootius x6 -c The Boring Mind x4 = To Boldly Go (4/4!)
Ink and Myths 11/30 (Crystalized x2; Amp'd)
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I examine To Boldly Go. Give me a phaser and call me James T. Kirk, as well. Hah. I like this ship's new name quite a bit.
I note both the shards of 11 and the emotional maelstroms within Net's mind. Unless I am mistaken, this provides insight into the nature of some sort of semi-Grimdark state in which the host is kept within permanent internal conflict, unless either the Grimdarkness is disabled, or the Split dies. Interesting.
I stare at one of the computers nearest to me. This might prove to be particularly tricky, seeing as the vast majority of the programs I have written have primarily been ~ATH viruses and the base code for To Boldly Go. I'm not exactly a master programmer. That reminds me. I need to program the storage computer. But, I'll get to that later. I thoroughly inspect the controls of the computer, sifting through as many assets and files as possible without the thing locking me out, and/or exploding horrifically. If the computer explodes horrifically, or calls any number of enemies towards the array, I shift into the Void, becoming intangible once more, avoiding them. Seeing as I will likely not find any weaknesses, I will probably have to use some form of arcane sorcery to even attempt to hack into the computer. Seeing as the vast majority of the people who have attempted have activated their hidden abilities and elder curses, most of which are Trickster. The cherubim plague is likely a far better basis for viruses, seeing as it is practically designed for hyperactive frivolity, something that most people desire when coding a virus. Hah. Or, perhaps a bit of ~ATH is indeed in order. That would fall under a far more suitable set of options than utilizing shenanigans granted by pure frivolity, in my case, at the very least. I briefly activate my Grimdark powers, and utilize them in conjunction with a bit of coercing on my end to convince an elder god to force my code into the computer, with virtually no resistance. It might be wise to say that Shub-Niggurath is demanding something in return, but I'll get back to that later. I supplement the ancient beast's forceful code injection with an almost-inconceivable amount of thaumic energy, apparently gather for this very reason beforehand. Hah. I continue to type up more ~ATH code as it is injected into the computer via the will of Shub-Niggurath, staying as silent as possible, to hopefully not incur the wrath of the turrets and supercomputers just within our range, or, at the very least, that of my allies. I fit a final bit of ~ATH in as the Goat of a Thousand Young begins to cease its aid.
$ uiii
The file is immediately run. I pull a small object out of my alchemical bag. It appears to be some sort of crimson pearl. I crush the object telekinetically. Viscous red liquid seeps from the pearl, dripping to the floor. Storing some of my blood for later use was certainly worth it. The computer is immediately overloaded by a plethora of viruses of mild ingenuity, and shuts down. Hah.
EDIT: Seeing as this forum is incapable of rendering indents, I have placed underscores in their place for convenience. Apologies.
TO BOLDLY GO: A modified version of The Void's Illuminator that has six copies of Oblivionus Shootius and four copies of The Boring Mind attached, providing offensive power.
Another Super Computer is taken out by the power of ~ATH!
SCP-2317 Action: I use psionic abilities possessed by SCP-2317 to hack the computer by editing its RAM through direct telekinetic access to the hardware. It requires a bit of fine control, but I manage to make the Computer spit out a new turret: The Anti-Godmodder turret. I then shut down that computer.
EXOS Action: EXOS joins the fleet in the Dark Matter war, as Petey begins constructing an armada...
1/40 Return of EXOS (this is a one-shot attack, not a summon)
The computer's RAM is safeguarded by Telekill Alloy!
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I whack Cogwynd with Builders United
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders
Wilson's Shop: $196
Needed Dupes:
+2 to Wilson
Stun Gun AND Azure Essence 8/11
Cage AND Azure Essence 8/11
I begin to write a code that can access the computer. By which, I mean I deftly leap from my chair, and stride across the common room, saying nothing to anybody, though providing a nod to Eterne as I pass her. I am probably going to have to explain what occurred here. But, I can save that for another time, seeing as this is urgent. I reach the other end of the room, wherein Virnul is typing somewhat frantically into his computer, examining the viewport function, watching everything in the meteor. He appears to notice my presence.
Virnul continues to view the meteor, and I watch, both silent for several minutes.
He slides out of his seat, looking at me. We traverse the room, toward my computer.
I gesture to my seat, and he almost immediately sits down, fingers at the keyboard. Virnul takes up an expression of concentration. I stare at the screen.
—
Meanwhile, back on GodCraft, I stare at the computer I am currently standing before in the array. Suddenly, I begin madly typing, sifting and searching through assets and elements with the skill of some sort of programming master. I inexplicably hack into the computer with sheer skill alone, and proceed to upload a plethora of undetectable ~ATH files, Trojans, and other, far more dubious, viruses into the mainframe. I continue with the typing and searching for several minutes, before I stop, finger hovering above the 'enter' key. I press it, and the computer immediately shuts down, screen flickering occasionally with burgundy light before it is silenced in its entirety.
—
He walks off, getting back to what he was doing. I return to my original position.
—
I survey the internal damage 'I' dealt to the computer. Wow. That's actually quite impressive. I've got to hand it to him. Hah.
ACTION: I kill all the turrets with the silenced UNDEFINED blaster. It blinds the world for a while, so we can walk across. I also turn invisible and throw the giant cookie from cookie clicker at them to buy time. " Their going to be there for eons, so we have time."
OTHER ACTION: I go on an epic quest to level up to level 50.
SUMMON: mister stick figure
ALCHEMIES: THE Golden GUN + Nyan essence + d^^ ( glitched version of the D6.)
4 tome pack 59 /60
How do you expect to kill all the Turrets, some of the most powerful objects in GodCraft, in one shot?
I've already told you how can you level up: it's just by attacking.
Mister Stick Figure added! He is mind-controlled to his side!
I mutter an incantation to myself. Immediately, I vanish from the sight of all, shifting into the Void for the EoTB, just in case there happens to be some sort of horrendous explosion. Of course, I also apply several intangibility spells, and a singular ward, one which I do not usually utilize. It is essentially designed to redirect incoming projectiles back at the attacker. I do not actually know why I do not use this more regularly.
Midnight City, Arcus V, approx. 16:15
Suddenly, the course of the narrative in this post shifts, directing itself to a large planet in the Vennusian system. The planet appears to be partially covered by an absolutely monolithic mountain range, likely reft with innumerable ancient ruins of some historical significance. However, this is not the point of being here. No, the region of interest is the spiderweb of interlocking lights, currently on the half of the planet experiencing night, denoting the Midnight City. Suddenly, a medium-sized starship drops out of hyperspace, red plasma trailing from the thrusters. The ship is emblazoned with the letters 'INWVSA' on both sides. The light upon the spire atop the ship blinks, likely indicating some sort of landing as it descends upon the planet, heading towards the city marked by the interlocking lights. After several moments, the starship lands in what appears to be a busy landing bay, filled with unscrupulous-looking men carrying crates of questionable content with both their hands and automated means throughout the area, loading them onto ships, unloading them, and generally moving them about. Nobody appears to be fazed by the ship's landing. The starship's hatch slowly opens, steam pouring out of the internal parts of ship as it does so. Six men pile out into the spaceport, four of which are carrying what appear to be large amounts of extremely valuable objects. Diamonds, gold, ruby-encrusted gold, et cetera. The four men holding the treasure proceed to separate from the main group, placing it on a nearby forklift with a nod to a few people passing by that they seem to recognize. These four quickly return to the main group as they stride through the mass of people, heading towards a door. The door at hand appears to have the letters 'INWSVA' above it in white paint, not denoting the location in which the door will lead to, but the organization which owns the entirety of the spaceport, and employs everyone within. The doors quickly open, revealing a long hallway with a moderately low ceiling. The six men confidently stride towards the turbolift on the other end of the room. The people passing through this area appear to be rather similar, clothing-wise, to the men who landed the starship minutes earlier. Namely, extremely deadly weapons, and obscuring hats and coats. One of the six men heading towards the turbolift, a fellow with a scar covering the left side of his face, shifts his fedora, stepping into the turbolift as he does so. The other five men enter as well. They appear to be heading to something important.
I withdraw from inside the computer, only to find that there are two of me.
"That's / strange. I wasn't / aware that would / happen when I did that."
"Well, I / can use this / at least."
"Better than time / shenanigans even."
One of me distracts the Controller with bouncing High-Energy Pellets (off HALI walls of course), while the other, completely in synch, sneaks up and lops off tools, cables, and/or peripherals with Teleslash l10.
I both then perform an experiment with TIME SHENANIGANS. I find that yes, the link is maintained regardless of objective timeframe by simultaneously unleashing a combo of tachyons and instant-ported Repulsion Gel. Why Repulsion Gel? The components are now bouncing off themselves at each contact plane.
Of course, the High-Energy Pellets exploding on contact give the system a required shock for everything to start rattling apart.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I teleport the computer parts from the destroyed computers to myself, and put them in my inventory.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders
Wilson's Shop: $198
Needed Dupes:
+2 to Wilson
Stun Gun AND Azure Essence 9/11
Cage AND Azure Essence 9/11
Judgement Caller's Staff && Essence of Law = Zeus' Prosecution 8/8 COMPLETE
Glasses && Mage's Reservecomputer && Heads-Up Display = The Mageshades 8/8 COMPLETE
Unremembered Wand && Essence of Void 3/?
Voidmetal-Tipped Wand >Fine 1/7
Ea Array && Focusing Crystal && Thaumic Storage Unit 1/?
+2 to Erelye.
36/50
36/50 (All three +1'd by Erelye.)
36/50
I leap back up to the top and pull out an array of magical weaponry. The Thaumonomitron is quickly set down and linked into Crystallum and the Mage's Intelaugmentor to provide calculations and boost the power of my ensuing spell. I begin to gather magic as I open the Tome of Tropes and flip to the page of Walking Techbane, specifically the entry on the Dresden Files. Invoking this trope, or the subset of it exemplified by Harry Dresden's style of magic, I temporarily warp the magic gathered around me to have an anti-technology effect. Immediately, sparks fly from Bipole's dual chassis as various parts of him shut down, overheat, or otherwise fail from simply my aura. While this happens, my 'backup support' set of linked alchemies casts an antimagic shield around us to prevent any technology that I do not want failing from failing. I gather a small ball of magic in my hand and send it at Bipole, causing even more systems to shut down. One of his chainsaws sparks, spins, and jerks down, carving a long, red-hot line on the gold portion of his chassis, sending sparks and hot metal everywhere. Another arm goes limp from a critical set of wires melting. I gather energy along a staff, and point it at Bipole. "Hexus!" A focused pulse of magic so forceful it can almost be seen as a thick, faintly octarine-colored wave in the air hits the twinned robot, and he goes into berserk spasms of complete shutdown. His chainsaws carve at himself, followed by going limp as his rockets fail and he is thrown to the floor, followed by the rockets starting up again uncontrollably and smashing him into the side of the shaft several times. Finally, a last burst of sparks and lightning emits itself from him, and he lies still. I smile, snap the Tome of Tropes shut with a sudden crack, and launch myself back into the elevator after regathering my magical alchemies.
ZEUS' PROSECUTION: A metal cane with a brilliantly shining golden Parallel Stone fused to its tip. It can create constructs fueled by Judgement Stars, whose starlight will determine what Is and Is Not. A keen aura of diplomacy surrounds the cane, which flickers with green energy.
Voidmetal-Tipped Wand = Paradox's Wand (Level 6: 1/7)
Ea Array && Focusing Crystal && Thaumic Storage Unit = Ea Contrivance (Level 9: 1/10)
15,000 damage to Superius! Superius strikes back and you take 6 damage!
Shard of the lost orb of phantastacoria && Wave Motion Gun = Phanastacoria's Frenzy (Level 10: 8/11).
I really should have started this sooner. (Ruined Luxury Room && Fabrico Essentia) && Water Creation Node && Cornucopia of Plenty = ??? (Level ?: 2/?).
OK, commanding time.
I first off, forcefully coerce Wily to attack the Arms again via similar methods, if at all possible. He will use the Ultimate Wily Beam on the Commander's arms this time.
I then ask Split the awesome, if it wouldn't be much bother, for him to use one of his biznasty specials against the Commander's arms, because they are so amazing to watch. If he needs further coercing, I tell him that, since Gemini was an ancestor, he qualifies as a descendant and is thus vulnerable to the Anti-Descendant Turrets just as much as we are, and it's either the boring, complicated hacking or the simple, relatively fun smashing, and it's dangerous either way.
Finally, as Modpack may or may not be incapable of doing his attempted hack, CogWynd will use his own memetic powers via MAD HAX to help hack the machine in the manner Modpack described, regardless of whether or not Modpack could succeed on his own. If he cannot do this and is restricted to his listed commands, he will instead leave the vicinity to use Mentlegen on the Hypnotoad. A french-soaked quote, a cigarette-firing mouth cannon, and a slightly-more dead version of the world's biggest waste of space in frog form will hopefully occur.
I use the Magic English Eye to determine if the Godmodder would instantly kill me for any attempt to turn the Hypnotoad into a Trickster to turn him ever-so-slightly more AG. I mean, we have the requisit Orbs of Sanity/Orbs of Calm between me, Generic and Erelye, so the problem won't go out of hand and the Hypnotoad was hostile anyways.. I also flash several powerful memetics at SCP-2713/Crusher48 that the SCP will mentally become distraught at because they're only meant for humans/minecrafitans to look at, which Crusher48 is/was, hopefully increasing his level of control.
Finally, I use the Warp Ring Gate, teleporting it over to the Anti-Mime Turrets. It's a hole straight to the Mime Universe the Mimes and Erelye are in, but at some other point so as to not disturb Erelye. I then use Typheus' might to send a pulling whirlwind into the portal, sucking in as many of the dark mimes out as possible before the portal deactivates, hopefully distracting some of the turrets because of the mimes. This isn't an attack nor a summon, but a method of distraction from everyone else. I don't think I have many more hacking methods in me.
Tricksters are by no means AG! Just because you have Orbs of Sanity and you have several powerful Tricksters on the AG side does not mean making Hypnotoad Trickster would turn him slightly AG!
The Warp Ring Gate grows still for a brief instant, and then suddenly expands to become a black ring forged straight from shadow! An all-encompassing blast of pure twisted energy is spewed from the portal, hundreds of creatures flying out of it and clean through the walls of the Tower! The Anti-Mime Turrets try to track their movements, but they move faster than any of you can see, and soon they are a speck on the horizon! The sky massively glitches out and turns to night instantly, the moon hovering in the sky...
Oh wait. I'll have to alchemize some decads that I forgot about.
Lothyra then alchemizes Agricultural Engineer's Handbook & Fluorite Decad and Chemical Engineer's Handbook & Fluorite Decad. She also reads Section 6 of the GameFAQs guide. Then she rolls the Endeavor's Decad at the top half of Bipole.
ENDEAVOR'S DECAD: A set of ten metal D10s that flicker with the power of aerospace.
BIOTECHNICAL DECAD: A set of ten lime D10s that flicker with the power of biotechnology.
So does that mean Memetic Cogwynd has Hypnotoad powers?
I fire the turrets and combo it with bashing the Decad's top half with the hilt of At no Expense.
Commands:
- Fayther: Applies a happy memory to Cogwynd if she can without being seen.
- Deck: I pulled the King of Hearts, so heal Fayther for 40,000 with the ace of diamonds effect.
Card List:
- Ace of Spades: Indestructible. When this card is drawn, reshuffle the discard pile back into the deck and draw another card.
- Three of Diamonds: Deals 7,500 damage to 3 targets when drawn
- Two of Hearts: Deals 10,000 damage to a target and heals the Deck for 10,000 when drawn
- King of Hearts: Heal an entity for 20,000 when drawn
- Eight of Diamonds: Launch a fireball for 10,000 damage plus 3,000 per turn for 4 turns
- Ace of Spades: Draw two more cards. Pick one to play and shuffle the other back into the deck.
- Ace of Diamonds: The next time this entity draws a card, if its red, double its effect. If its black, double the number of targets hit. This doesn't trigger on utility cards.
- Four of Clubs: Deal 6,000 damage per turn for 4 turns.
KELPIE'S BLADE: A dull blue blade that radiates with a profound sense of justice and legendary energy. It can use a large amount of water magics in its attacks.
NIGHT VISION POTION: Yep.
The Chaos Shard consumes its remaining Robot Masters and unleashes their energy in an attack against the MTF Hunter-Choppers, dealing 10,000 damage to one!
SCP-2317 ends up doing nothing since it only acted through Crusher's posts this turn! The Hypnotoad watches SCP-173 so intently that its Visibility raises all the way to 100%, and will remain there until the end of next turn! The Cwctastrophe roars with anger and throws a mighty electric/superspeed punch at SCP-2317, dealing 25,000 damage! The Cwctastrophe flickers into the form of Chris-Chan for a brief instant, and then spreads his godlike power across the entire room, projecting his own self-absorbed image of himself to everyone!
Split uses Staccato Stand, holding Broken Anachronism up in the air! His entire body seemingly phases out of reality and turns bright red, and the air around him becomes distorted! Multiple copies of Split appear, blinking in and out of existence very quickly! The copies slowly make their way towards the Controller, and they slide together to form one prime copy of Split who crackles with the energy of the Red Sun! However, his form appears to be flickering very rapidly. Split and his copy both charge at the Controller and cleave through two Robot Hands, destroying them both! Split changes Broken Anachronism's mode to Rhythm Heaven. Split takes 30,000 damage in retalation!
The PPC deals 12,000 damage to an MTF-Hunter Chopper! The Planet Express Crew deals 6,000 damage to the Hypnotoad and 30,000 damage to SCP-2317! CogWynd attempts to hack into the Super Computers the way Modpack did, but he fails since he lacks a copy of CHAOS! CogWynd then deals 12,000 damage to the Hypnotoad by using Mentlegen! The Enchanted Deck heals Fayther for +40,000 HP! The Ultimate Wily Machine uses Mega Wily Beam, totaling a Robot Hand! It takes 30,000 damage in retaliation! Fayther tries to apply a Happy memory to CogWynd, but he is far out in the open and Fayther doesn't want to risk getting damaged! Wilson moves towards the Array of Computers and successfully reaches it! The MTF Forces deal 15,000 damage to SCP-2317 as a new squad arrives!
The Controller and the Turrets deal 100,000 damage to the Hypnotoad and SCP-2317! The Hunter-Choppers deal 10,000 damage to Fayther! The Godmodder bursts through the ceiling, crackling with blue energy, and prepares to unleash the energy he had stored up last turn, using a Special Attack!
The Godmodder once again equips the Blacklister, his "newest" hammer, and the blade once again glows ruby as deadly sword blades eject themselves from the hammer's heads! The blades spin around intensely, eventually going too fast for the eye to see! They become a pure white-hot circle of infinitely intricately spinning mayhem that causes the entire hammer to glow a brilliant white! The Godmodder raises the hammer to the sky and a pulse of white energy cascades across the entire room, the very coding of the server changing so that only certain things can be allowed in, and the rest, simply removed! The blast deals 100,000 damage to Fayther and 50,000 damage to the Futurama Gate!
The Godmodder then unleashes Operation Respite, deadly arcs of black and binding lightning arching straight down the Tower's foundations and into the elevator shaft of Team Excavate! They encircle Isaac and bring him to his knees, robbing him of his nigh-invulnerability! From now on, Isaac can take more than 1 HP of damage with every attack!
Since Subtus is obstructing the elevator's movements, Superius can deal more damage to the Elevator Cable! Cans deals 15,000 damage to Subtus! Superius takes off 12% of the Elevator Cable's strength, and everyone in the elevator feels a lurching sensation! Subtus one-shots the Sniper Monkey!
The Itinerary:
> Team Excelsior: Render yourself invisible so none of the Turrets or the Controller can see you!
> Team Excelsior: Get to the Array of Computers and hack into the Super Computers inside!
> Team Excavate: Defeat Superius and Subtus!
> Team Excavate: Don't let that Cable fall!
THE TRIALS:
I. FINAL WAVE .I
II. DEMONHEAD .II
III. INFESTATION .III
IV. ASCENT .IV
==> V. EXODUS .V <==
[REDACTED]
The Tower:
IMPETUS COMB METER:======================================== 2,510,000/8,000,000. (Gains +400,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 10
Ground Floor:
TT2000: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
Team Excelsior: TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 60%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 29/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 60%.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 22/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 18/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 10/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 99/100. Currently dueling Dark Engie.
Crusher48: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Control: 65%.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 4/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 0/20.
SCP-2317: [H] HP: 476,500/1,000,000. SCP-682: 0/50,000 HP. Attack is lowered as its HP is lowered. SCP-076-2: 13,000/25,000 HP. Respawns three turns after death. SCP-173: 100% Visibility. Visibility can be raised by 25% if a player watches SCP-173. Has a chance equal to the Visibility to be unable to attack. Weak Point: The stump of the third head; attacks here deal x5 damage. Only players can target this. Doomsday: IIIIIIIIII
The Hypnotoad: [H] HP: 112,000/250,000. PRAISE THE HYPNOTOAD, HIS GLORY TRANSCENDS ALL
Dark Engie: [H] HP: 989,000/1,000,000. Currently dueling Engie.
Cwctastrophe: [H] HP: 400,000/400,000.
Split: [N] HP: 171,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Rhythm Heaven. Achronological: II Record Break: II
Fayther: [AG] HP: 98,500/220,000. Memories: IIIIII Violent, Happy x2, Sad.
Ultimate Wily Machine: [AG] HP: 70,000/200,000. Rocket Barrage: III Saw Storm: III Mega Wily Beam: IIIII Turns into the Ultimate Wily Capsule after death.
Wilson: [AG] HP: 300,000/300,000. Emotion: Optimism. Stress: IIIIIIIIII 25%. State: +35.
Laiko ==========O========== Wilson
Monstro II: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Chainsaw Chop: I
MTF Forces: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x3.)
Commander: [PG] Core: 350,000/350,000 HP. Guarded by everything else. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x2.) Used in assembly, have limited attack. Tools: 18,000/30,000 HP. (x1.) 30,000/30,000 HP. (x6.) Used in assembly, have limited attack. Weaponry: 143,000/150,000 HP. (x1.) 150,000/150,000 HP. (x1.) Powered by Turret weaponry, but not as durable.
Array of Computers: [PG] Super Computers: (x2.) Cannot be attacked, and must be hacked into. The Array is on the other side of the Assembly Line. TheLordErelye, Netpatham, Maniac and The_Nonexistent_Tazz are inside.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 11/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 8/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 9/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 7/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 60%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Kage_Yaiba: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor.
Twin: Oh. ...Stupid brain. Doesn't want me to remember IMPORTANT STUFF. It was just a metaphor for some extremely destructive hack executing anyway.
Also, that computer attack was more using 11 to break off, then grimdarkish to zap the portion of soul inside than notreallythatgrimdarkpowers the entire way through.
No, but I'm bringing him back, just as a character this time. Or DTG3. I don't know how fast I'll be able to move on that plot.
/null
And as for the mindscape thing, it's Indigo Flame && is it Crystal Ball or am I remembering wrong.
I respawn in a burst of destructive potential.
I check the disc alchemies that didn't get shown last turn. That would be stal, cat, and mall ~~~ Loom.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
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I'm not the same person as last time, at least not entirely...
I examine my surroundings 4/5 (Not for me to get back in, It has my characters gameplay stuff.)
My gem has charged 3/3
As the gem glows I feel more protected, somehow.
The vision comes back, the warrior is alone. Suddenly he is attacked by a dark knight, who has mastered teleportation. Soon, however the warrior kills him. He takes his power, and becomes corrupted. There is a gem around his neck. Very similar to mine.
My sight begins to returns, and I lose the vision.
I realize I am in a tower...
Alright, the gem teleports me out of harm and deals damage to whoever attacked if it would cause me to die. Also does other stuff I will get into in the next post . Only does this when charged
The gem is bright and unadorned
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Ugh, that guy's text is insufferably dark. And also grim, kind of. If you completely ignore what grim means. He's just... ugh.
Let's go help him with his PROBLEMS!
No, we're not... actually, sure. Let's do this. Or rather, you do it, I don't feel like doing anything right now.
Alright, wheeeeeeeeeeee!
I Zillystep over to Netpatham and BONK him with the Spiral Sucker.
I then steal his Indigo Flames with a Pocket Duplicator and take out a gilded cherub skull, which I clearly intend to turn into a great artifact of psychic power and great callbacks. I then preview Gilded Cherub Skull && Indigo Flames. I also alchemise Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi >Coarse. Mostly to get at its core upgrades.
+2 Wilson (18$ total)
True Monado 11/50
Mythosesque 10/30
OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE. What is this even?
(Ruined Thrustersx6 && Fabrico Essentia) || Fear No Anvil = Fear Itself (Level 10: 8/11).
(Spiral Sucker && Picture of Earth) && English Energy = Color Mayhemsucker 3/11
(Ruined Medbay && Fabrico Essentia) && Stationary Quick-Fix Array && Minecraftian Milk = Superfast Medbay 9/10
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-4, Gutza1-14, Tazz-22, crystal-26, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Okay, pretend this color text has a grimdark background, K? For readability purposes, it's not going to be added.
I fire the Ender Orb at the Supercomputers, if any are left. They unclimactically glitch out into blue screens of death. If the Supercomputers are all dead, I target the Controller instead, using my destructive powers to generate a shield.
--BONK--
What.
Why are you looking at me like that.
I fend off the theft attempt.
*something clicks*
OH GOD NOOOOOOOO -- Wait, what? HOW AM I REMOTELY SANE RIGHT NOW?!
((Yes. That was a Spiral Sucker somehow turning me zillydark. I blame 11.))
Uh. Erelye. You're Mage of Mind, right? HOW THE gorilla IS THIS HAPPENING AND WHAT IS IT ANYWAY?!?!?!
Ugh. I have a Splitting headache. Capital intended because it feels like there are four different people fighting in my head. And all of them are in some way me. Oh, and *a burst of sugar-coated sheer destruction flies out at the Controller, generally breaking some of the laws of existence on the way by taking a most circuitous path on its way* THAT. VERY MUCH THAT.
Augh.
I fire a burst of high-energy pellets at the Controller, from around the corner. I have this gut feeling I should stay away from immediate contact with anyone.
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
That being said, the nether spire goes off in the middle of the super computers with a massive discharge of energy that destroys a bunch of them.
Instead, the nether spire goes off with its fire effect, overheating all of the supercomputers, thus cutting the strength of the anti-virus and firewall softwares on the supercomputers, making them extremely vulnerable to hacking for the rest of this round.
Hank looks around at all the chaos and wonders how in the world the turrets haven't locked onto engie and dark engie yet...
He shrugs, and since the emerald nova should have finished reloading by now, unloads the entire clip into the supercomputers at the far side of the room, using hacking rounds as the ammo, so as to target what appears to be the only specific weakness of the supercomputers. How does he know? Pretend tazz told him at the beginning of the round.
The Warp Ring Gate grows still for a brief instant, and then suddenly expands to become a black ring forged straight from shadow! An all-encompassing blast of pure twisted energy is spewed from the portal, hundreds of creatures flying out of it and clean through the walls of the Tower! The Anti-Mime Turrets try to track their movements, but they move faster than any of you can see, and soon they are a speck on the horizon! The sky massively glitches out and turns to night instantly, the moon hovering in the sky...
OH COME ON WHY DID YOU THINK THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA.
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
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I finish looking around, and find an artifact. While it may look like a normal piece of rubble, it has an ancient power. As I absorb the power, it turns into a throwing dagger. I throw it, and and after it hits its target it warps back into my hand.
I can absorb ancient power from strong items. Their power, offensive, defensive, or utility, will bind to the gem.
I ascend the tower, and attack whatever is up there (What am I attacking, and does my side effect what I attack).
I charge up my fury attack 1/10
I, DO A BARREL ROLL! (search do a barrel roll in google, do it now, it's awesome)
Great! Can't wait to try the artifact!
I think your talking to me um both of you orange and blue... Maybe not?
My gem has a metal chain and is unadorned
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Cirno got Angry and uses Hailstorm (Super Upgraded version of Icicle Fall) but for 5 seconds then Perfect Freeze Lunatic but i got passes that as well and uses Diamond Blizzard. (This is only works on Easy mode) 26/50 (Summoning F___dr_ S______.)
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 26/50
Charge Storage: 7 (+1 from Talist +6 from Kage_Yaiba)
Barbatos' Ring && Shredder && Power Crystal = Barbatos' Fury 5/11
Total Damage so Far: 166250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment Evolution Attempt) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)
*a warping sound comes from the dimensional portal.*
Oh, hey. I wasn't expecting guests.
Well, I came here so that I could help. I see you're making a new charge, and I want to be here for it.
I'm summoning Septavius the Ghost God.
Alright! He'll be readied ASAP.
*another warp comes from the portal.*
Action 1/3
EtherealCallings: 47/50
Starfall Sync: 22/50
Night Edge: 6/7
I get an Invis Watch and cloak before anything notices. Then, I put a flashdrive into the computer. Such a device glows with green power, and I know it'll be doing its destructive magic soon. (In layman's terms, I use an invis watch and put a flashdrive that contains a mega-virus into the computer.)
( null sentence: sorry twin.) I do some corruption with the d^^ . These make the mime turret think it and the other turrets are mimes. after, the glitching causes the turrets to become glitched and lose most of their vision . Then, I reroll the computers with the d^6. because it' is a glitch version of a binding of Isaac item, it gives me an item after it DDOS attacks a computer. I get T&CN070GY ( technology.) with T^ECNO706Y I completely corrupt the other computers by making them assess and run a server ( or make the game compatible) of/ with every game ever at once. this will at least cause lag.
SCP-216 && UKM-2000 machine gun = SCP-216-DTG (5/6)
Bow && Hiragana Iroha Scroll && Wand of Cold (NetHack) = Hiragana's Bow of the Wintery Icelands (4/5)
Bow && Katakana Gojūon Scroll && Wand of Fire (NetHack) = Katakana's Bow of the Depths of Volcanoes (4/5)
Action
I tell the soldier to enter a certain piece of code into the terminal of a Super Computer written in EUPL (Expanded Unicode Programming Language) over the walkie-talkie. The code is as follows:
As the code is run, a figurative storm of viruses attack the system. It begins by overriding every output possible, causing every screen, light and speaker to go blank and stop outputting. Next, the data storage is filled to capacity with files containing every YouTube video ever in chronological order, and when the entirety of YouTube is exhausted, it repeats. These files are named after the people whose names are written on SCP-335, with a 614-digit prime number appended after the name. After that, the files that were present before the virus-storm are overwritten with the NetHack soundtrack and 4'33" (also known as silence). Next, the computer begins to overload itself, running millions of files due to a fork bomb. Finally, the computer bluescreens and shuts down.
In my panic to not zillydark anyone else, a large cake that is nonetheless emitting an aura of darkness flies around the corner and skids to a halt in the group of people who aren't in the computer area yet. It seems to be perfectly normal except for the aforementioned aura of darkness. Perhaps it will even give a power boost.
I then more controlledy shoot the Controller with a dark-colored bolt of sugar, and follow up by dumping it in the Fire plane with Four Elements. Predictably, explosions explode.
I decant some Essence of Zillydark and preview
Essence of Zillydark && Gun
Essence of Zillydark && Grimoire of the Zoologically Dubious
Essence of Zillydark && Warhammer of Zillyhoo.
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
The Futurama Gang and the Omnicronian Saucers attack SCP-2317. The Omnicronian Mega Saucers use their Anti-Monument lasers against the Commader. Since it is stationary, they deal 8000 damage each instead of 4000 each. The Futurama Gate will summon an amount of Omnicronian Mega Saucers to be determined by Twin, and 10 Saucers. THE ILLUMINATING HYPNOTOAD WILL ATTEMPT TO CONVERT MONSTRO II TO THE ONE, TRUE, AND FINAL CAUSE WITH HIS GLORIOUS GLOWING EYES.
==Excavate==
Lothyra rolls the Biotechnical Decad at Superius. She also reads Chapter 4 of The First Block and Other Legends (probably easier to write than the GameFAQs Guide).
I remember you from early on in Act 3 as well... You really don't need a 5 post charge to examine your surroundings! All you had to do was ask where you were and I would have told you...
The Hypnotoad was telling you what the Godmodder had done already! He didn't steal the counter.
Got it.
You respawn!
You can join at any time, don't worry!
You respawn! None of your charges progress because of this, and your attack does not go through!
As long as it isn't summoning the Everyman AGAIN, said reasons can go through.
You create the Dead Mag!
You respawn!
>:0
The Anti-Vord Turrets are rooted the assembly line's conveyor belt and do not move! Since you placed yourself out in the open to cast the attack, all of the Turrets gun you down and you die instantly!
Okay seriously, your text is nigh-unreadable.
Grimdarkness is not coding-based and doesn't have an effect on the invulnerable Super Computers! Your fancy light show is beginning to attract attention... The Controller seems to be re-positioning several Turrets.
You cannot create any mixture of multiple Colored Suns PERIOD! You complain about people ignoring Rule Zero several times and yet here you are, ignoring what I've repeatedly stated.
The mindscape item?
You're not in a dungeon, you're in the middle of the Godmodder's Tower! Or, more accurately, at the ground floor.
The Turrets are inside the Elevator, not on the top! And you cannot personally upgrade the Turrets yourself!
That's way too many alchemy components for one alchemy... Also, keep in mind that I'm usually the one who decides the alchemy's name, function, and level.
You fuse into the shadows and head to the Array of Computers!
Wait, does Midna have a cloak now? Not really sure... because of that Midna defaults to not having a cloak, and she is gunned down by the Controller!
POTION OF WICKEDNESS: A potion that extremely augments magical-based abilities and powers upon use.
Unremembered Wand && Void Essence = Obscured Wand (Level 7: 1/8)
Unremembered Wand ~~~ Loom = Blue Mask
Thaumic Crystal ~~~ Loom = Inscribed Bracelet
BLUE MASK: A dark blue mask that, obviously, obscures the face of whoever wears it, as if they're not even there.
INSCRIBED BRACELET: A dull golden bracelet that has runes inscribed on it in a foreign and magical language.
15,000 damage to Bipole! Bipole deals 8 damage in retaliation!
How can H3 somehow override Bipole's sentience?
10,000 damage to Bipole! Bipole deals 8 damage in retaliation!
Okay, what do you say?
The wounded soldier stares straight through you as if you are not there at all. It looks like this is merely a memory and cannot actually be interacted with...
10,000 damage to Bipole! Bipole rushes you and deals 8 damage in retaliation!
You head into the room in earnest. As stated earlier, there is a checkerboard pattern on the floor and odd wallpaper on the walls that is peeled off in one place. There are two lights on the ceiling, and what you thought was previously a desk is merely a platform sticking out from the wall that casts a shadow on the wall underneath it. Said wall is facing opposite from you and its wallpaper apparently depicts some kind of Metroid. There is a hole in said wall and a posters of a dog, Ronald McDonald, some of the Kong family, and a map of Utah are also on said wall.
The chair is pretty old and worn from disuse, and a tablet sits on it. On the left/right walls are one door each, with "DOOR" and "LIGHT" switches next to them. You head through the right door and end up in a dark, long hallway with blue and red wallpaper and weird shadowy goop strewn about. You think you hear something up ahead.
The Unpersoners are not nearly that powerful! That would be the equivalent of an attack that dealt upwards of 100,000 damage!
The Tubas end up having a nasty effect, and instead of causing the Controller and Turrets to lose their ability to detect you, you inadvertently end up creating a horrifying and incorrigible mess of corruption that swirls into the newly-summoned Chris-Chan and corrupts him! Chris-Chan turns into a massive amalgamation only dubbed as CWCASTROPHE. None of your other attacks go through as a result!
Terra's Sucker && English Energy = Color Mayhemsucker (Level 10: 1/11) Actually that makes more sense.
Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi || Quiver = Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Quiver upgraded with Raspberry Pi (Level 30) Who were you expecting, the Easter Bunny?
Indigo Flame > 1/1 = Demonic Flame
The Controller's allegiance to the Godmodder is unwavering! Since you have placed yourself directly in the line of fire, all the Turrets/Controller shoot at you and you die instantly!
Ruined Luxury Room && Fabrico Essentia = Luxury Room (Level 6)
Luxury Room && Water Creation Node && Cornucopia of Plenty = Satisfaction Hall (Level 8: 1/9)
Thanks!
The Controller and all Turrets turn to fire at the Hypnotoad, dealing 20,000 damage to start things off! They will attack even further later on now that it is the most distracting thing in the room!
Super Computer successfully hacked! The Godmodder quickly shuts down all of the Supercomputer of Zillymaud's coding using coding adapted from Lil' Hal, who is naturally immune to the Trickster majjyyks by being based off of Dirk, who is naturally immune to the Trickster majjyyks! It cannot function and you cannot use it in alchemy.
Oh whoops, sorry.
Premature Rock Solo?
Oh right, THE Shredder... Whoops, I forgot.
Barbatos' Ring && Shredder && Power Crystal = Barbatos' Fury (Level 10: 4/11)
Okay, Wave 1 added! Seeing that 20-post charges usually have 80,000 HP and you split this into two waves, each wave will have 40,000 HP each. Because you summoned 28 Pokemon, this means each Pokemon has 1,500 HP. The Godmodder pokes them all and they all die instantly!
This distracts the Turrets for a while!
Bow && Hiragana Iroha Scroll && Wand of Cold = Hiragana's Bow of the Wintery Icelands (Level 4: 1/5)
Bow && Katakana Gojūon Scroll && Wand of Fire = Katakana's Bow of the Depths of Volcanoes (Level 4: 1/5)
I know.
+7,000 HP to the Enchanted Deck!
You move across the room and end up getting to the Array of Computers just as your invisibility runs out!
11,000 damage to Dark Engie! 1 damage to Engie!
The missile hits the boundary of the arena and then is reflected back to the arena, where it explodes away from the two of you!
The soldier somehow makes it to the other side and heads to the Array of Computers!
It isn't. No block in Minecraft has reflective properties.
...Uh. I'm sure I can think of something.
Minicritted 7,500 damage to Bipole! You are dealt 8 damage in retaliation!
iPad 2 added to the supplies!
THE DESK CREATOR: A wooden pen that, upon drawing the image of a desk on a piece of paper, will create a corresponding desk in front of the user.
MONKEY'S IRON GUN: A sniper rifle used for specialized Sniper Monkeys that is cast in solid iron.
Monkey's Iron Gun && The Dead Mag = High-Caliber Monkey Gun (Level 4: 1/5)
The Desk Creator && Iron Ingot && Gunpowder && Redstone Dust && Tiberium && Uranium = The Desk Exploder (Level 5: 1/6)
+5 HP to Pricey!
THE Computer? There are several!
It bounces off harmlessly!
Ea Array ~~~ Loom = True Wizard's Robes
Gamma Ray Cannon ~~~ Loom = Lead Backpack
TRUE WIZARD'S ROBES: A set of gold and purple robes worn by the most powerful of magicianas.
LEAD BACKPACK: A backpack forged from solid lead. Small amounts of gamma rays lie inside.
11,000 damage to Bipole!
The Nether Spire activates, but fails to actually hack into the coding of the Super Computers!
12,000 damage to an MTF Hunter-Chopper!
Onyx Obol && Bringer = Deathbringer (Level 8: 1/9)
Due to the fact that you have lost all your dank meme power for a short time (as demonstrated earlier), the attack fails!
Second Wave added!
The Heavy Light's projectile passes clean through Bipole and ends up splitting him into two parts! Bipole is undamaged, and its two halves fly around independently of each other! The gold half remains at the top, but the blue half teleports to the bottom and stops the Elevator from moving! The two halves are now dubbed Superius and Subtus!
+2,000 HP to the Ultimate Wily Machine! The Controller vaporizes the crossbow bolts and then vaporizes you, killing you!
Okay, Wave 2 added! Seeing that 20-post charges usually have 80,000 HP and you split this into two waves, each wave will have 40,000 HP each. Because you summoned 22 Pokemon, this means each Pokemon has 2,000 HP. The Godmodder pokes them all and they all die instantly!
It would take more than 50 posts to actually summon a working replica of the Hellkite Dragon's armor, so the copy of the Hellkite Dragon Armor that you summoned (which is only 10 posts) has barely any power at all! It will still work semi-well at blocking attacks though, but will not have enough power to cut all attack power in half.
The Perfect Sphere and all of its components will not be coming back because you cannot resummon entities in this game unless it's for a very good reason. In addition, the Weath Ray does not have the potential to destroy the Godmodder for reasons I've already specified in length.
What makes you think FseftrAI will just let you take a copy of his split program?
Does nothing!
2 damage to Generic, Fseftr, and NinjaV! They (and you) are all cloaked as well.
+10% Control! 10,000 damage to SCP-2317!
TO BOLDLY GO: A modified version of The Void's Illuminator that has six copies of Oblivionus Shootius and four copies of The Boring Mind attached, providing offensive power.
Another Super Computer is taken out by the power of ~ATH!
The computer's RAM is safeguarded by Telekill Alloy!
+10,000 HP to CogWynd!
Another Super Computer is taken down!
Bipole is already cut in half!
How do you expect to kill all the Turrets, some of the most powerful objects in GodCraft, in one shot?
I've already told you how can you level up: it's just by attacking.
Mister Stick Figure added! He is mind-controlled to his side!
Golden Gun && Nyan Essence && [email protected]#D^6 = Corrupted Rainbow Sixer (Level 6: 1/7)
You can only raise charges by one point per post, and you cannot make charges that go over 50 posts!
5-7-7-6-5-10-2-4-10-4
Superius' top half is suddenly transmuted into several elements at once, taking 8,000 damage! Superius deals 6 damage to you in retaliation!
You render yourself invisible.
You take some Computer Parts.
ZEUS' PROSECUTION: A metal cane with a brilliantly shining golden Parallel Stone fused to its tip. It can create constructs fueled by Judgement Stars, whose starlight will determine what Is and Is Not. A keen aura of diplomacy surrounds the cane, which flickers with green energy.
Voidmetal-Tipped Wand = Paradox's Wand (Level 6: 1/7)
Ea Array && Focusing Crystal && Thaumic Storage Unit = Ea Contrivance (Level 9: 1/10)
15,000 damage to Superius! Superius strikes back and you take 6 damage!
Tricksters are by no means AG! Just because you have Orbs of Sanity and you have several powerful Tricksters on the AG side does not mean making Hypnotoad Trickster would turn him slightly AG!
The Warp Ring Gate grows still for a brief instant, and then suddenly expands to become a black ring forged straight from shadow! An all-encompassing blast of pure twisted energy is spewed from the portal, hundreds of creatures flying out of it and clean through the walls of the Tower! The Anti-Mime Turrets try to track their movements, but they move faster than any of you can see, and soon they are a speck on the horizon! The sky massively glitches out and turns to night instantly, the moon hovering in the sky...
That's not how it works!
Oh, you're charging him... Never mind.
ENDEAVOR'S DECAD: A set of ten metal D10s that flicker with the power of aerospace.
BIOTECHNICAL DECAD: A set of ten lime D10s that flicker with the power of biotechnology.
Agricultural Engineer's Handbook && Fluorite Decad = Reaper's Decad (Level 10: 1/11)
Chemical Engineer's Handbook && Fluorite Decad = Toxic Decad (Level 10: 1/11)
5-8-7-2-2-9-7-6-6-1
A space shuttle materializes and slams into Superius, dealing 8,000 damage! You take 6 damage in retaliation!
Rocket thrusters can!
And the powers of every other meme.
10,000 damage to Superius!
KELPIE'S BLADE: A dull blue blade that radiates with a profound sense of justice and legendary energy. It can use a large amount of water magics in its attacks.
NIGHT VISION POTION: Yep.
The Chaos Shard consumes its remaining Robot Masters and unleashes their energy in an attack against the MTF Hunter-Choppers, dealing 10,000 damage to one!
SCP-2317 ends up doing nothing since it only acted through Crusher's posts this turn! The Hypnotoad watches SCP-173 so intently that its Visibility raises all the way to 100%, and will remain there until the end of next turn! The Cwctastrophe roars with anger and throws a mighty electric/superspeed punch at SCP-2317, dealing 25,000 damage! The Cwctastrophe flickers into the form of Chris-Chan for a brief instant, and then spreads his godlike power across the entire room, projecting his own self-absorbed image of himself to everyone!
Split uses Staccato Stand, holding Broken Anachronism up in the air! His entire body seemingly phases out of reality and turns bright red, and the air around him becomes distorted! Multiple copies of Split appear, blinking in and out of existence very quickly! The copies slowly make their way towards the Controller, and they slide together to form one prime copy of Split who crackles with the energy of the Red Sun! However, his form appears to be flickering very rapidly. Split and his copy both charge at the Controller and cleave through two Robot Hands, destroying them both! Split changes Broken Anachronism's mode to Rhythm Heaven. Split takes 30,000 damage in retalation!
The PPC deals 12,000 damage to an MTF-Hunter Chopper! The Planet Express Crew deals 6,000 damage to the Hypnotoad and 30,000 damage to SCP-2317! CogWynd attempts to hack into the Super Computers the way Modpack did, but he fails since he lacks a copy of CHAOS! CogWynd then deals 12,000 damage to the Hypnotoad by using Mentlegen! The Enchanted Deck heals Fayther for +40,000 HP! The Ultimate Wily Machine uses Mega Wily Beam, totaling a Robot Hand! It takes 30,000 damage in retaliation! Fayther tries to apply a Happy memory to CogWynd, but he is far out in the open and Fayther doesn't want to risk getting damaged! Wilson moves towards the Array of Computers and successfully reaches it! The MTF Forces deal 15,000 damage to SCP-2317 as a new squad arrives!
The Controller and the Turrets deal 100,000 damage to the Hypnotoad and SCP-2317! The Hunter-Choppers deal 10,000 damage to Fayther! The Godmodder bursts through the ceiling, crackling with blue energy, and prepares to unleash the energy he had stored up last turn, using a Special Attack!
> Godmodder477: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 BLACKLIST - WHITELIST
The Godmodder once again equips the Blacklister, his "newest" hammer, and the blade once again glows ruby as deadly sword blades eject themselves from the hammer's heads! The blades spin around intensely, eventually going too fast for the eye to see! They become a pure white-hot circle of infinitely intricately spinning mayhem that causes the entire hammer to glow a brilliant white! The Godmodder raises the hammer to the sky and a pulse of white energy cascades across the entire room, the very coding of the server changing so that only certain things can be allowed in, and the rest, simply removed! The blast deals 100,000 damage to Fayther and 50,000 damage to the Futurama Gate!
The Godmodder then unleashes Operation Respite, deadly arcs of black and binding lightning arching straight down the Tower's foundations and into the elevator shaft of Team Excavate! They encircle Isaac and bring him to his knees, robbing him of his nigh-invulnerability! From now on, Isaac can take more than 1 HP of damage with every attack!
Since Subtus is obstructing the elevator's movements, Superius can deal more damage to the Elevator Cable! Cans deals 15,000 damage to Subtus! Superius takes off 12% of the Elevator Cable's strength, and everyone in the elevator feels a lurching sensation! Subtus one-shots the Sniper Monkey!
The Itinerary:
> Team Excelsior: Render yourself invisible so none of the Turrets or the Controller can see you!
> Team Excelsior: Get to the Array of Computers and hack into the Super Computers inside!
> Team Excavate: Defeat Superius and Subtus!
> Team Excavate: Don't let that Cable fall!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIIV. ASCENT .IVThe Tower:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 2,510,000/8,000,000. (Gains +400,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 10
Ground Floor:
TT2000: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
Team Excelsior:
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 60%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 29/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 60%.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 22/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 18/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 10/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 99/100. Currently dueling Dark Engie.
Crusher48: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Control: 65%.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 4/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 0/20.
Chaos Shard: [???] HP: ???/???. Robot Masters: 4,000/4,000. (x2.)
SCP-2317: [H] HP: 476,500/1,000,000. SCP-682: 0/50,000 HP. Attack is lowered as its HP is lowered. SCP-076-2: 13,000/25,000 HP. Respawns three turns after death. SCP-173: 100% Visibility. Visibility can be raised by 25% if a player watches SCP-173. Has a chance equal to the Visibility to be unable to attack. Weak Point: The stump of the third head; attacks here deal x5 damage. Only players can target this. Doomsday: IIIIIIIIII
The Hypnotoad: [H] HP: 112,000/250,000. PRAISE THE HYPNOTOAD, HIS GLORY TRANSCENDS ALL
Dark Engie: [H] HP: 989,000/1,000,000. Currently dueling Engie.
Cwctastrophe: [H] HP: 400,000/400,000.
Split: [N] HP: 171,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Rhythm Heaven. Achronological: II Record Break: II
Engietech Soldiers: [N] HP: 500/500. (x742.)
Engietech Pyromaniacs: [N] HP: 750/750. (x743.) Burn targets.
Engietech Dragonfly Drones: [N] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x385.)
Engietech Bladesmen: [N] HP: 3,000/3,000. (x47.)
Jay_PPC: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIIII Shares respawns with Acacia_PPC. Continuity Crisis: IIIIIIII
Acacia_PPC: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIIII Shares respawns with Jay_PPC. Continuity Crisis: IIIIIIII
Fry: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Quantum Leap: IIII
Leela: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Final Day: IIII
Farnsworth: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Remote Control: IIII
Amy: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Antidoubler: IIII
Zoidberg: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Universal Grip: IIII
Bender: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Overdrive: IIII
CogWynd the Memetic: [AG] HP: 130,000/225,000. Winded: IIIIIIIIIIII 10%. In Tentative mode.
Enchanted Deck: [AG] HP: 157,000/200,000. Current Cards: A♠, 3♦, 2♥, K♠, 4♠, 8♦, A♦, 4♣.
Fayther: [AG] HP: 98,500/220,000. Memories: IIIIII Violent, Happy x2, Sad.
Ultimate Wily Machine: [AG] HP: 70,000/200,000. Rocket Barrage: III Saw Storm: III Mega Wily Beam: IIIII Turns into the Ultimate Wily Capsule after death.
Futurama Gate: [AG] HP: 150,000/200,000. Omnicronian Saucer: 750/750 HP. (x40.) Omnicronian Mega Saucer: 20,000/20,000 HP.
Wilson: [AG] HP: 300,000/300,000. Emotion: Optimism. Stress: IIIIIIIIII 25%. State: +35.
Laiko ==========O========== Wilson
Monstro II: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Chainsaw Chop: I
MTF Forces: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x3.)
Commander: [PG] Core: 350,000/350,000 HP. Guarded by everything else. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x2.) Used in assembly, have limited attack. Tools: 18,000/30,000 HP. (x1.) 30,000/30,000 HP. (x6.) Used in assembly, have limited attack. Weaponry: 143,000/150,000 HP. (x1.) 150,000/150,000 HP. (x1.) Powered by Turret weaponry, but not as durable.
Turret Assembly Line: [PG] Currently on Assembly Line: Anti-Descendant Turrets. (x30.) Anti-Ancestral Artifact Turrets. (x6.) Anti-Fourth Dimension Turrets. (x1.) Anti-Vord Turrets. (x1,000.) Anti-Glitch Turrets. (x5.) Anti-Mime Turrets: (x601.)
Array of Computers: [PG] Super Computers: (x2.) Cannot be attacked, and must be hacked into. The Array is on the other side of the Assembly Line. TheLordErelye, Netpatham, Maniac and The_Nonexistent_Tazz are inside.
MTF Hunter-Choppers: [PG] HP: 1,000/50,000. (x1.) 50,000/50,000. (x1.)
Team Excavate:
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 11/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 8/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 9/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 7/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 60%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Kage_Yaiba: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 5/20.
NowIsTheTime: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Keep Hope Alive: IIII
3141592: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Irrationality: IIII
!!!OMFGCLOWN!!!: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Ringmaster: IIII
>xyyxy<: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Magic Word: IIII
tooGODLY: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Too Easy: IIII
Elevator Cable: [AG] 83% Stable.
Turrets: [AG] HP: Invincible. (x2.) Inside elevator.
Cans: [AG] Leaves in one turn. Inside elevator.
Isaac: [AG] HP: 22/25. Guardian Angel: Invincible. Deck of Cards: III Mega Bomb: IIIIIIII Tammy's Head: IIIII Inside elevator.
Bearger: [AG] HP: 55,000/80,000. Earthquake: III Inside elevator.
Superius: [PG] HP: 182,250/250,000. On top of the elevator.
Subtus: [PG] HP: 223,250/250,000. On the bottom of the elevator.
Top of the Tower:
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 2/125. Killstreak: 73. Operation Samurai: IIII
The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII IN USE (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA? (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII READY (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
3 Hog Slop
9 Elf Tears
8 Pie Filling
3 Weasel Snot
Twin: Oh. ...Stupid brain. Doesn't want me to remember IMPORTANT STUFF. It was just a metaphor for some extremely destructive hack executing anyway.
Also, that computer attack was more using 11 to break off, then grimdarkish to zap the portion of soul inside than notreallythatgrimdarkpowers the entire way through.
No, but I'm bringing him back, just as a character this time. Or DTG3. I don't know how fast I'll be able to move on that plot.
/null
And as for the mindscape thing, it's Indigo Flame && is it Crystal Ball or am I remembering wrong.
I respawn in a burst of destructive potential.
I check the disc alchemies that didn't get shown last turn. That would be stal, cat, and mall ~~~ Loom.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Post I
I'm not the same person as last time, at least not entirely...
I examine my surroundings 4/5 (Not for me to get back in, It has my characters gameplay stuff.)
My gem has charged 3/3
As the gem glows I feel more protected, somehow.
The vision comes back, the warrior is alone. Suddenly he is attacked by a dark knight, who has mastered teleportation. Soon, however the warrior kills him. He takes his power, and becomes corrupted. There is a gem around his neck. Very similar to mine.
My sight begins to returns, and I lose the vision.
I realize I am in a tower...
Alright, the gem teleports me out of harm and deals damage to whoever attacked if it would cause me to die. Also does other stuff I will get into in the next post . Only does this when charged
The gem is bright and unadorned
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Ugh, that guy's text is insufferably dark. And also grim, kind of. If you completely ignore what grim means. He's just... ugh.
Let's go help him with his PROBLEMS!
No, we're not... actually, sure. Let's do this. Or rather, you do it, I don't feel like doing anything right now.
Alright, wheeeeeeeeeeee!
I Zillystep over to Netpatham and BONK him with the Spiral Sucker.
I then steal his Indigo Flames with a Pocket Duplicator and take out a gilded cherub skull, which I clearly intend to turn into a great artifact of psychic power and great callbacks. I then preview Gilded Cherub Skull && Indigo Flames. I also alchemise Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi >Coarse. Mostly to get at its core upgrades.
+2 Wilson (18$ total)
True Monado 11/50
Mythosesque 10/30
OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE. What is this even?
(Ruined Thrustersx6 && Fabrico Essentia) || Fear No Anvil = Fear Itself (Level 10: 8/11).
(Spiral Sucker && Picture of Earth) && English Energy = Color Mayhemsucker 3/11
(Ruined Medbay && Fabrico Essentia) && Stationary Quick-Fix Array && Minecraftian Milk = Superfast Medbay 9/10
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-4, Gutza1-14, Tazz-22, crystal-26, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
Okay, pretend this color text has a grimdark background, K? For readability purposes, it's not going to be added.
I fire the Ender Orb at the Supercomputers, if any are left. They unclimactically glitch out into blue screens of death. If the Supercomputers are all dead, I target the Controller instead, using my destructive powers to generate a shield.
--BONK--
What.
Why are you looking at me like that.
I fend off the theft attempt.
*something clicks*
OH GOD NOOOOOOOO -- Wait, what? HOW AM I REMOTELY SANE RIGHT NOW?!
((Yes. That was a Spiral Sucker somehow turning me zillydark. I blame 11.))
Uh. Erelye. You're Mage of Mind, right? HOW THE gorilla IS THIS HAPPENING AND WHAT IS IT ANYWAY?!?!?!
Ugh. I have a Splitting headache. Capital intended because it feels like there are four different people fighting in my head. And all of them are in some way me. Oh, and *a burst of sugar-coated sheer destruction flies out at the Controller, generally breaking some of the laws of existence on the way by taking a most circuitous path on its way* THAT. VERY MUCH THAT.
Augh.
I fire a burst of high-energy pellets at the Controller, from around the corner. I have this gut feeling I should stay away from immediate contact with anyone.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I use DOWN TO THE WIRE on Bipole!
If were all out of items, then I use WHERE EAGLES DARE instead!
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
Note: Technically, I lack a proper Player form, as I am currently using SCP-2317 as a body. However, that will change after SCP-2317 dies.
/null
twin, it was not HACKING, it was ZAPPING!That being said, the nether spire goes off in the middle of the super computers with a massive discharge of energy that destroys a bunch of them.Instead, the nether spire goes off with its fire effect, overheating all of the supercomputers, thus cutting the strength of the anti-virus and firewall softwares on the supercomputers, making them extremely vulnerable to hacking for the rest of this round.
Hank looks around at all the chaos and wonders how in the world the turrets haven't locked onto engie and dark engie yet...
He shrugs, and since the emerald nova should have finished reloading by now, unloads the entire clip into the supercomputers at the far side of the room, using hacking rounds as the ammo, so as to target what appears to be the only specific weakness of the supercomputers. How does he know? Pretend tazz told him at the beginning of the round.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
OH COME ON WHY DID YOU THINK THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
post II
I finish looking around, and find an artifact. While it may look like a normal piece of rubble, it has an ancient power. As I absorb the power, it turns into a throwing dagger. I throw it, and and after it hits its target it warps back into my hand.
I can absorb ancient power from strong items. Their power, offensive, defensive, or utility, will bind to the gem.
I ascend the tower, and attack whatever is up there (What am I attacking, and does my side effect what I attack).
I charge up my fury attack 1/10
I, DO A BARREL ROLL! (search do a barrel roll in google, do it now, it's awesome)
Great! Can't wait to try the artifact!
I think your talking to me um both of you orange and blue... Maybe not?
My gem has a metal chain and is unadorned
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Turn 1
Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) Ouch! I Respawn
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) N/A
Pesterlog: N/A (Trying to Update it...)
Tower Plans: Link to Forge (My own Updating Post)
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Cirno got Angry and uses Hailstorm (Super Upgraded version of Icicle Fall) but for 5 seconds then Perfect Freeze Lunatic but i got passes that as well and uses Diamond Blizzard. (This is only works on Easy mode) 26/50 (Summoning F___dr_ S______.)
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 26/50
Charge Storage: 7 (+1 from Talist +6 from Kage_Yaiba)
Barbatos' Ring && Shredder && Power Crystal = Barbatos' Fury 5/11
Total Damage so Far: 166250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment Evolution Attempt) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Alchemies
SCP-216 && UKM-2000 machine gun = SCP-216-DTG (4/6)
Bow && Hiragana Iroha Scroll && Wand of Cold (NetHack) = Hiragana's Bow of the Wintery Icelands (3/5)
Bow && Katakana Gojūon Scroll && Wand of Fire (NetHack) = Katakana's Bow of the Depths of Volcanoes (3/5)
Action
If I am dead, I respawn.
2/50 Men's Hair Club
2/50 Atlanta Meat Armor
2/4 Invisibility Cloak
Withered Gloves of Dancing && Thorns && Lucky Horseshoe && Gore Magala Scale = Lucky Gloves of Dancing (Level 5: 4/6)
I heal the first Team Excelsior to help charge my Men's Hair Club per +1 with the No Joke. I also extend my Invisibility Cloak to a 4 Charge.
I should really finish DOCTOR at some point.
-----
No Joke
UBER: 12 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Alright! One of my charges is almost complete!
*a warping sound comes from the dimensional portal.*
Oh, hey. I wasn't expecting guests.
Well, I came here so that I could help. I see you're making a new charge, and I want to be here for it.
I'm summoning Septavius the Ghost God.
Alright! He'll be readied ASAP.
*another warp comes from the portal.*
Action 1/3
EtherealCallings: 47/50
Starfall Sync: 22/50
Night Edge: 6/7
I get an Invis Watch and cloak before anything notices. Then, I put a flashdrive into the computer. Such a device glows with green power, and I know it'll be doing its destructive magic soon. (In layman's terms, I use an invis watch and put a flashdrive that contains a mega-virus into the computer.)
Sword Damage: 180K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
( null sentence: sorry twin.) I do some corruption with the d^^ . These make the mime turret think it and the other turrets are mimes. after, the glitching causes the turrets to become glitched and lose most of their vision . Then, I reroll the computers with the d^6. because it' is a glitch version of a binding of Isaac item, it gives me an item after it DDOS attacks a computer. I get T&CN070GY ( technology.) with T^ECNO706Y I completely corrupt the other computers by making them assess and run a server ( or make the game compatible) of/ with every game ever at once. this will at least cause lag.
Mister stick figure: 9/10
4 tome pack 48/50 ( not skipping a charge here )
corrupted rainbow sixer 1/ 7
Turn 1/3
Unremembered Wand && Essence of Void = Obscured Wand 4/8
Voidmetal-Tipped Wand >Fine = Paradox's Wand 2/7
Ea Array && Focusing Crystal && Thaumic Storage Unit = Ea Contrivance 2/10
I preview the description of the Ea Contrivance, and also preview the name of Ea Contrivance >Fine.
+2 to Erelye.
38/50
38/50 (+1 from Pricey, +2 from Gutza.)
38/50
I target Superius with a turret and fire a series of blasts, augmented by a fused STAR Turret and the Mage's Intelaugmentor.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Alchemies
SCP-216 && UKM-2000 machine gun = SCP-216-DTG (5/6)
Bow && Hiragana Iroha Scroll && Wand of Cold (NetHack) = Hiragana's Bow of the Wintery Icelands (4/5)
Bow && Katakana Gojūon Scroll && Wand of Fire (NetHack) = Katakana's Bow of the Depths of Volcanoes (4/5)
Action
I tell the soldier to enter a certain piece of code into the terminal of a Super Computer written in EUPL (Expanded Unicode Programming Language) over the walkie-talkie. The code is as follows:
インポート yːbɐ𐐢𐐨𐐻𐐐𐐰𐐿𐑅.*;
インポート yːbɐ𐐢𐐨𐐻𐐐𐐰𐐿𐑅.ভাইরাস.*;
반복자 ⒾⓉⒺⓇ = 𐑯𐑿 반복자(ভাইরাস.getList());
while(ⒾⓉⒺⓇ.有επόμενος())
{
ᨄᨛᨑᨚᨁᨛᨑᨆშემსრულებელს.ดำเนินงาน(ⒾⓉⒺⓇ.પછીનું());
}
import uber1337h4x.*;
import uber1337h4x.viruses.*;
Iterator iter = new Iterator();
while(iter.hasNext())
{
ProgramExecutor.execute(iter.next());
}
As the code is run, a figurative storm of viruses attack the system. It begins by overriding every output possible, causing every screen, light and speaker to go blank and stop outputting. Next, the data storage is filled to capacity with files containing every YouTube video ever in chronological order, and when the entirety of YouTube is exhausted, it repeats. These files are named after the people whose names are written on SCP-335, with a 614-digit prime number appended after the name. After that, the files that were present before the virus-storm are overwritten with the NetHack soundtrack and 4'33" (also known as silence). Next, the computer begins to overload itself, running millions of files due to a fork bomb. Finally, the computer bluescreens and shuts down.
AAGH PERSON!
In my panic to not zillydark anyone else, a large cake that is nonetheless emitting an aura of darkness flies around the corner and skids to a halt in the group of people who aren't in the computer area yet. It seems to be perfectly normal except for the aforementioned aura of darkness. Perhaps it will even give a power boost.
I then more controlledy shoot the Controller with a dark-colored bolt of sugar, and follow up by dumping it in the Fire plane with Four Elements. Predictably, explosions explode.
I decant some Essence of Zillydark and preview
Essence of Zillydark && Gun
Essence of Zillydark && Grimoire of the Zoologically Dubious
Essence of Zillydark && Warhammer of Zillyhoo.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I teleport in front of the Commander and give it a small shock before teleporting outside again. You know, just to test its reaction.
The Chaos Shard destroys some MTFs with a Nova Chain Volatile Reactor produced from nowhere.
Astria turns to look at the TARDIS's cargo bay.
Oh no
+2 to Crystal
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 2/9
Wilson Money: $2
Shield Generator: 18/30
Blaze of Glory: 36/50
Reaper's Decad: 2/11
Toxic Decad: 2/11
Planet Express Ship Turret: 7/9
==Actions==
==Excelsior==
The Futurama Gang and the Omnicronian Saucers attack SCP-2317. The Omnicronian Mega Saucers use their Anti-Monument lasers against the Commader. Since it is stationary, they deal 8000 damage each instead of 4000 each. The Futurama Gate will summon an amount of Omnicronian Mega Saucers to be determined by Twin, and 10 Saucers. THE ILLUMINATING HYPNOTOAD WILL ATTEMPT TO CONVERT MONSTRO II TO THE ONE, TRUE, AND FINAL CAUSE WITH HIS GLORIOUS GLOWING EYES.
==Excavate==
Lothyra rolls the Biotechnical Decad at Superius. She also reads Chapter 4 of The First Block and Other Legends (probably easier to write than the GameFAQs Guide).
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis