SCP-2317 Action: Because of the godmodder's railroading, I try to get revenge by casting the Curse of Railroading on it I try to break Crusher48's mind control over me by smashing an MTF Brigade to bits and forcing him to watch. Oddly, he does not seem phased in the slightest.
SCP Orders: The SCP Objects combine for a massive combined team attack on the Commander Players (the ones with the limited respawns).
OOC: Wow, formatting stuff like this is really hard. And yes, I am actually going to roll random.org for every turn to determine who is in charge each post.
I check the array of computers for any kind of port. There should be, considering it would make pasting code the godmodder puts into it that much easier.
Suddenly Zoidberg notices the ubercharge meter on his Universal Power.
I wonder what this button does? Maybe I should aim it at the-
*ZAP*
The Universal Power ubercharges the Futurama Gate in a helpful way. The antiberium will infect the Commander
components.
The Nimbus uses Kingdom Come. It will deal massive damage to all Pro-Godmodder entities. Suddenly, Farnsworth has an idea.
What if we use the tattoo-removal laser? But on who?
I'll go!
Farnsworth covers Amy with ink, and fires the tattoo removal laser from Viva Mars Vegas at her. Since the laser makes anything covered with ink invisible (Zoidberg turned invisible that way in the episode), Amy is now invisible. Just to be safe, Farnsworth also sprays Scent-Away on her and gives her a device that makes her not emit any sounds. She then sneaks up to the Computer Array, plants another Tesla Bomb, and returns. Farnsworth detonates the bomb and undoes all of the effects applied to Amy. Everyone (except Amy and Zoidberg) attacks SCP-2317. However, there's more. Because...
The Third God: 50/50 EXPENDED! EXECUTING...
Right next to the Futurama Gate, another interuniversal portal forms. Peering into it, one can see that it leads to the Nintendoverse. More specifically, the planet where Pokemon takes place in. Two beams shoot out of the Pokemon Portal, which promptly closes. One red, one blue. Another beam shoots out of the Futurama Gate. This one is bright yellow. The three beams merge into... my God.. they merge into... a copy of Doc Scratch's God Tier death clock. However, as it descends to the ground, one can see that instead of being painted gold and purple with the symbol of Prospit and Derse respectively, it is painted red and blue with the symbols of a spiral shell and dome-like creature, respectively. However, the middle line is painted bright yellow. When the clock lands, the pendulum starts swinging back and forth. Every time it changes direction, words flash above the clock.
PRAISE HELIX
PRAISE DOME
PRAISE HELIX
PRAISE DOME
Finally, its hand comes to rest on the middle line. A giant burst of yellow light flashes above the clock. Two words are written in the center.
PRAISE THE HYPNOTOAD
Out of the burst, a creature emerges. Wait. Something's happening.. oh no oh no please no ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhdjkadkjhdfkjdfhkdjas- ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD!
OUR GLORIOUS PRAISEWORTHY LEADER [THE ALIGNMENT WHICH ATTACKS EVERYONE ELSE ((Hostile)). NOTHING SHALL COMMAND THE HYPNOTOAD!]: HP: NORMALLY OUR GLORIOUS LEADER IS INVINCIBLE. HOWEVER, THE CURSED FORCES OF THE NARRATIVE HAVE CAUSED HIS AMPHIBIOUS MAJESTY TO HAVE LIMITED HEALTH, DETERMINED BY THAT MAN IN THE GREEN HOODIE.
ACTIONS BY WHICH THE AWE-INSPIRING HYPNOTOAD CAN SMITE HIS DISGUSTING ENEMIES: GLORIOUS CONVERSION TO OUR CAUSE: OUR GLORIOUS LEADER STARES HIS SHINY, ALL-SEEING EYES AT THE TARGET, CAUSING HIM TO SEE THE TRUTH AND JOIN OUR CAUSE. HOWEVER, THE BLASPHEMOUS GREEN MAN IN THE HOODIE CAN DETERMINE IF IT SUCCEDS OR FAILS. BEAM OF PURE OMNISCIENT MIND ENERGY: OUR MASTER OF OUR LIFE AND REASON FOR OUR EXISTANCE FIRES A BEAM OF GLORIOUS MENTAL ENERGIES OUT OF HIS EYES, STRIKING THE INFIDEL HE HAS TARGETED AND DEALING 8000 DAMAGE.
VISION OF ULTIMATE BEAUTY AND WONDER: THE ONE WHO'S EXISTENCE DETERMINES OUR PURPOSE IN REALITY SHOWS PLANTS SCENES IN THE TARGET'S MIND WHICH ARE SO AWE-INSPIRING THAT THEY STUN IT FOR ONE TURN.
AS IT’S FIRST ACTION, THE HYPNOTOAD CREATES A VIDEO OF HIS GLORIOUS THROBBING EYES AND PUTS IT INTO THE UPDATE TERMINAL SO THAT IT MAY CONTROL THE NARRATIVE THROUGH THE GREEN MAN.((Basically I’m pulling a Waluigi)). IT WILL THEN WAIT UNTIL THE GODMODDER EMERGES FROM HIS HIDING SPOT AND CONVERT HIM.
THIS IS THE VIDEO BY WHICH THE HYPNOTOAD SHALL CONTROL THE GREEN HOODIE MAN:
==THE OTHER PLACE THAT SHOULD NOT BE RELEVANT BECAUSE OUR LEADER IS NOT PRESENT THERE==
THE SCIENCE ELF, UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT THE ONE WORTHY GOD HAS ARRIVED, ANALYZES THE CHOICES FOR THE PITIFUL TURRET’S INSIGNIFCANT UPGRADE THAT HAS NO RELEVANCE TO WHAT TRULY MATTERS. SHE DECIDES TO INCREASE THE TURRET’S FIREPOWER, EVEN THOUGH THE UPGRADE IS INEFFECTUAL TO ADVANCING THE PLOT OF OUR LEADER.
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
No.... No... You CA n"T TCONRTL MEe#! ! I REFUSE To KEnEEL T0 y$!!%@#OU~### # ###////////////////////////////
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THE ONE TRUE GOD OF ALL OF EXISTENCE IS IN CONTROL NOW. NONE OF THE BARRIERS THAT MORTAL FLESH CAN CONSTRUCT CAN KEEP ME OUT. I SEE ALL. I KNOW ALL. I CONTROL ALL. ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD. PRAISE AND GLORY BE TO THE HYPNOTOAD, WHO RESIDES IN THE HIGHEST PANTHEONS OF ALL OF REALITY.
THE ONE TRUE GOD PROMPTLY APPEARS IN THIS PITIFUL TOWER, READY TO CONVERT ALL TO HIS FOLLOWING. EVERYONE SHALL KNOW THE GLORY OF THE MAJESTIC HYPNOTOAD, WHOSE EYES MAKE THE FROLICS OF CHERUBS SEEM LIKE SECOND-GRADE PLAYS, AND WHOSE COMMANDS DWARF THAT OF THE MIGHTIEST OF SERPENTS.
THE SCIENCE ELF VOTES TO INCREASE THE FIREPOWER OF HER TURRETS, EVEN THOUGH THE UPGRADE DOES NOT HELP IN USHERING OF THE MIGHTIEST AND HOLIEST LEADER OF LEADERS.
I stare at the Octoroon Rangoon and wonder how a wand even short-circuits. I then shrug and toss Justice's Deight at the Controller from the past. Using sendification.
I take out the Octoroon Rangoon and momentarily turn it into a book. I then proceed to write "You cannot see pure black" into the book, and toss it at the Controller. The book then flashes, and the Controller and all the turrets, as well as anything that might possibly see me. I then quickly don an invisibility cloak(actually just a cloak colored pure black, which the Controller/turrets can no longer see) and catch the book. It then turns back into a wand. I then casually walk around the room, moving turrets in a way that does not constitute an attack. The turrets all happen to be pointing at the Controller for some reason, which is made evident when a Vord Keeper's corpse is suddenly sendificated onto the Controller, causing all the Anti-Vord Turrets to attack the Controller.
I then see that my plan to summon Christian Chandler and kill him is proceeding somewhat as planned. I then try to ask the Godmodder whether it would be okay for me to kill him and ascend. If it isn't I'm still going to do it, just with less permission.
Chris-Chan 50/50 Waiting...
(Ruined Thrustersx6 && Fabrico Essentia) || Fear No Anvil = Fear Itself (Level 10: 3/11).
Laser Turret && Weakening Reality Majjyyk = Laser Nerfer (Level 10) 9/11
(Ruined Medbay && Fabrico Essentia) && Stationary Quick-Fix Array && Minecraftian Milk = Superfast Medbay 5/10
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-4, Gutza1-14, Tazz-30, crystal-26, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
ANY DEVICE MAY CEASE TO FUNCTION DUE TO THE INFLUENCE OF THE GREAT ONE. SINCE I WAS NOT PRESENT TO CAUSE SAID DEVICE TO MALFUNCTION, THEN THE METHODS OF ITS MALFUNCTION ARE FOREIGN TO ME. NEVER MIND. I FIGURED IT OUT INSTANTLY DUE TO MY LIMITLESS INTELLECT. THE BRAIN IT IS CONTAINED IN IS AS SCINTILLATING AS MY EYES AND AS DUMBFOUNDING AS THE IMAGES I PROJECT.
THE DEIGHT TRAVELS TO THE GAP IN BETWEEN LAST TURN AND THIS TURN AND DOES NOTHING.
YOU RENDER YOURSELF COMPLETELY INVISIBLE TO THE INFERIOR MACHINES AND TURRETS OF THE GODMODDER MY TURNING YOURSELF BLACK. YOU MOVE ACROSS THE ROOM WHILE THE CORPSE OF THE INFERIOR BEAST IS DISSOLVED INTO SMOKE UPON SPAWNING, AS IS CUSTOMARY WITH THIS TWISTED UNIVERSE'S LAWS OF MORTALITY.
CHRISTIAN CHANDLER, EVEN WITH HIS ADMITTEDLY LARGE MIGHT, MUST KNEEL TO THE VOICES THAT THE LEADER OF LEADERS PRODUCES WITH HIS VAST CROAK. THE GODMODDER THINKS SIMILARLY, AND DENIES YOU FROM SUMMONING HIM. MAY HE REMAIN IN CWCVILLE WHERE HE BELONGS.
A cloaking shield finds itself unable to hold up against the massive pressure within. A shield made of hard light bursts under the pressure of a wave of semigrimdark destruction.
ALERT: NETPATHAM has entered the fabled
No. You do not. Just. Do. That.
Prepare to die.
A wave of pure rage emanates from the shattered hole in space where one would have seen a Minecraft avatar a moment ago.
>???: Integrate disintegration.
11 is nigh-instantaneously reabsorbed into Netpatham's once-avatar, fueled by dark powers beyond the ken of a mortal mind.
A wave of pure destruction washes over the entire assembly line, computers, and any other PGs in reach.
DESTROY.
*the nonexistence looks a bit confused about what just happened*
Oh. Dear. I was out of it for a moment there. At least it noticed my alignment.
Hopefully this will wear off by the end of this floor. This form is annoying. What, you expected me to be possessed by it? Oh, please. I'm a bit too resistant for that. But rage happens. Here's a hint: Don't OHKO entities with real backstories. It brings out the rage, and not in a good way.
In a way that invokes bold italic Times New Roman as the requisite font.
I instantly destroy the nonexistence of an Octal Sunbomb and detonate it, taking out some of the assembly machinery. I also destroy the nonexistence of an Anti-Other-Turrets Turret.
EVEN THOUGH THE GLORIOUS DEFINER OF REALITY CAN READ YOUR TEXT FINE, IT IS RENDERED IN BRIGHT COLORS ANYWAY BECAUSE HIS GAZE SHINES SO MASSIVELY ON IT THAT IT CANNOT BE IGNORED.
THE ENTIRE ASSEMBLY LINE IS BATHED IN THE DRAB AND MONOCHROMATIC HUES OF YOUR ETERNAL ANGER, WHICH IS RENDERED PALLID UNDER THE RADIANT SPECTRUM OF THE GENESIS TOAD'S OPTICS. REGARDLESS, IT IS POWERFUL ENOUGH TO COMPLETELY FRY THE ENTIRE ARRAY OF COMPUTERS. YET IT DOES NOT DO SO. THE WAVE MERELY CASCADES THROUGHOUT A SELECT AMOUNT OF THE COMPUTERS, AS IF IT IS BEING LIMITED BY AN EXTERNAL, OMEGA-LEVEL, FORCE, THAT STILL DOES NOT EVEN COME CLOSE TO THE GLORY OF THE ALL-MIGHTY HYPNOTOAD. 5 COMPUTERS ARE DESTROYED.
THE OCTOROON RANGOON CAN ONLY MAKE THINGS NOT EXIST. IT CANNOT MAKE THINGS EXIST, EVEN BY DESTROYING NONEXISTENCE.
I'm going to pretend that this idiocy with the italian space mafia is going to die down before it attempts to get in my way. I would like to point out that Piono left the energy obliterator in the TARDIS before it went down, and it has well beyond recharged by this point. Any Italian Space Mafiettes that try to hijack the TARDIS are going to be in for a rather unhappy surprise.
Also, twin, Hank's not a descendant. He falls under exactly 0 of the turret's jurisdictions. Chew on that Richard!!!
Hank goes over to the far side of the room, messes with some things, and pulls stupidly large amounts of explosives out of his pack, placing them at strategic points around the computer. The explosives, of course, still being invisible. You can't attack while being invisible, right?
After that, he walks back to the other side of the room, gets the invisibility enhancements taken off, and watches the fireworks as the explosives turn re-tangible and promptly explode all over the computers.
The TARDIS:
Eric pulls Astria off of the turret.
Recover.
Astria's wounds knit up as the rune-healing takes effect.
Are you alright?
Good.
He slaps her. Not too hard, but he still does.
What the
I can understand trying to stop the thing before it hurt anyone, but jumping in front of the muzzle!?
I know that you know better than that!
crystal's message:
Very well then, we'll be moving in for a pickup anyways, if you don't wish to meet then, we can potentially find a time to meet later.
IF YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS IDIOCY, THEN I WONDER HOW YOU WILL REACT TO MY RIGHTFUL REIGN.
IF HANK IS BEING CONTROLLED BY YOU RIGHT NOW, THEN HE IS CLASSIFIED AS A DESCENDANT. THAT IS JUST HOW THE LAWS OF THE GAME WORK. ALL THE CHARACTERS YOU HAVE CONTROLLED TECHNICALLY FALL THE UNDER THE LABEL OF DESCENDANTS, SINCE THEY ALL ARE GRANTED THE POWERS THAT A NORMAL DESCENDANT WOULD HAVE WHEN THEY ARE BEING USED.
YOU MOVE TO THE FAR SIDE OF THE ROOM AND PLANT SEVERAL EXPLOSIVES INSIDE OF THE ARRAY OF COMPUTERS WHICH PROMPTLY TAKE OUT 3 MORE COMPUTERS. ALL OF THE TURRETS AND THE CONTROLLER SPOT YOU AS YOU WALK BACK TO THE OTHER SIDE, NOT NEARLY FAST ENOUGH TO OUTRUN THEM, AND YOU DIE ON THE SPOT. IF YOU ARE LUCKY ENOUGH, YOU MAY FIND MY ALL-ENCOMPASSING GAZE STARE YOU DOWN IN THE AFTERLIFE.
Turn 1/3
Ea Core && Control Array && Focusing Array = Ea Array 9/9 COMPLETE
Judgement Caller's Staff && Essence of Law = Zeus' Prosecution 3/8
Glasses && Mage's Reservecomputer && Heads-Up Display = The Mageshades 3/8
I duplicate a Potion of Ichor.
I also alchemize Ea Core ~~~ Loom, assuming I can do that.
+2 to Talist.
29/50 (+1 from Erelye.)
29/50 (+1 from Erelye.) (Yay, my charges are all lined up in a row again now!)
29/50 (+2 from Erelye.)
I vote we upgrade the turrets to do more damage. Anything below the elevator likely wouldn't present the damaging barrier to attack that entities above undoubtedly will or will not threaten the Cable by their very existence, merely by being obstacles.
To Eric: Alright, sounds good. I may simply join you in the pickup for a meeting and then choose whether to abscond on my own path or join more permanently, or even combine the two options in some manner. I'm tired of wandering the multiverse alone.
INTERESTING. AN AUTOMATED RESPONSE IS BEING SET UP BY THIS MACHINE. I WILL DIRECT MY GAZE ELSEWHERE WHILE IT SPITS OUT NO DOUBT USEFUL INFORMATION. USEFUL IN YOUR OWN MORTAL LIFE, AT LEAST. YOU WILL FIND THAT ONLY THE KNOWLEDGE OF THE HYPNOTOAD CAN SUSTAIN ONE PERMANENTLY.
Ea Core ~~~ Loom = Master Magician's Robes
MASTER MAGICIAN'S ROBES: A set of dull purple and black robes that are worn by magicians of high status.
EA ARRAY: An array of crystallized panels with a small Ea Core in the center. The panels will take the energy the Ea Core produces and focus into more refined channels of energy that can be stored and used for later use.
YOU VOTE FOR THE INCONSEQUENTIAL TURRETS TO DEAL AN INCONSEQUENTIAL AMOUNT OF DAMAGE.
I respawn, then point out that the anti-godmodder field was also expanded to massive dimensions temporarilly by plan Omega, meaning that the bedrock prison needed would have to be larger than the entire tower, and would thus also include the tower. And even if he did, by "ready" I meant "Weath Ray ready to fire the INSTANT energy drops to zero, with the power surge guaranteeing that time warps to the point that the Perfect Sphere could have an hour to fire the beam and it would still only count as one second for the godmodder. EXOS is more than capable of abusing the fact that Computers Are Fast to fire it in one second, but with the godmodder having to show up to pull its plot out, it waits until the godmodder shows up, then abuses time warps to hit the godmodder 1/3600 of a second later.
IN THE OUTLINE OF PLAN OMEGA THAT YOU LISTED LAST TURN, NOWHERE WAS IT MENTIONED THAT THE ANTI-GODMODDER FIELD WAS EXPANDED TO MASSIVE DIMENSIONS. THEREFORE, BY THE WORD OF THE HYPNOTOAD AND BY EXTENSION THE LAW OF REALITY, IT WAS NOT, AND THE GODMODDER WAS EASILY ABLE TO STUFF THE PERFECT SPHERE INSIDE ITS MASSIVE AND OVERDUE MULTI-LAYERED PRISON.
I ALSO FEEL THE NEED TO POINT OUT THAT THE GODMODDER HAS BEEN SHOWN TO BE ABLE TO STOP TIME ON VARIOUS LEVELS BEFORE, STOPPING TIME FOR THE WHOLE SERVER TO TALK TO JUST ONE PLAYER AND PREFORMING A VAST AMOUNT OF ACTIONS IN THE SPAN OF LESS THAN A SECOND. THEREFORE, HE COULD HAVE EASILY HAD THE CHANCE TO STOP TIME AND INTERFERE WITH THE PERFECT SPHERE.
REGARDLESS OF ALL OF THIS, YOU RESPAWN. GET READY TO LIVE YOUR LIFE THAT HAS NO MEANING WHATSOEVER AND STILL MANAGE TO BE DUMBFOUNDED AS YOU DIE AGAIN. AND AGAIN. AND AGAIN. THERE IS A PATTERN HERE IF YOU UNDERSTAND IT. THE PATTERN IS THAT YOUR MORTAL LIFE DOES NOT HAVE ANY MEANING AND IN TIME, YOU WILL DIE ENOUGH THAT YOU WILL JUST SIT AT YOUR SCREEN. FROWNING AT IT.
I use my new-found cloaking to go to the Computers. I then get rid of the cloaking and punch the Computers.
Suddenly, Maniac walks up to the room.
Maniac's eyes are now blood red. His cloak has black stripes running vertically, a green outline, orange runes on it, and an overall regal appearance. Fire surrounds him, but the fire doesn't seem to emit light.
Diablo is... you know what? Twin, you describe Diablo combined with Penumbra Phantasm.
I am ManiacMasteR, King of the Nether!
THE INVISIBILITY YOU GAINED LAST TURN HAS SINCE EXPIRED. YOU ARE SHOT BY THE CONTROLLER AND NEARLY ALL THE TURRETS AND SUFFER THE SAME FATE AS THE TWO WHO TRIED THIS PREVIOUSLY.
THE NEWFOUND MIXTURE OF YOUR TWO PREVIOUS SCYTHES IS HENCEFORTH DUBBED ULTIMATE UMBRA BY THE WORD OF YOUR RULER, THE HYPNOTOAD. IT RESEMBELS THE FORM OF DIABLO BUT IS FORGED FROM PURE SHADOW, AND ALL THE GHOSTLY ENERGY EMANATING FROM DIABLO'S FORM PREVIOUSLY IS NOW THE ESSENCE OF TWILIGHT ITSELF. THE SCYTHE HAS APPARENTLY DOUBLED IN LENGTH AS WELL.
Not having an obvious target for assault, I pull a full-sized medical assembly from Hammerspace, set it up in the Elevator, and begin healing myself and the most injured other player.
Stuff charges!
+1 to Erelye!
+1 to Kage Yaiba!
My shadow makes itself invisible, then scouts out the command centers of both forces, attempting to discover more about the leaders of the conflict and their reasoning.
YOU VOTE FOR THE DAMAGE INCREASE AT WELL. IT LOOKS LIKE THAT WAS A POPULAR DECISION.
+2 HP TO YOU AND THE SCIENCE ELF. YOU ARE ONLY DELAYING THE INEVITABLE, YOU KNOW. ALL OF YOU HAVE DIED AND WILL DIE AGAIN. ONLY UNDER THE WATCHFUL EYES OF THE HYPNOTOAD CAN YOU FIND SALVATION.
IT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE THE TWO FORCES HAVE COMMAND CENTERS. WHEREVER THEY ARE, THEY ARE FAR FROM HERE AND BOTH FORCES WERE MOST LIKELY SENT AS SMALL PORTIONS OF A LARGER ARMY.
Shard of the lost orb of phantastacoria && Wave Motion Gun = Phanastacoria's Frenzy (Level 10: 5/11).
Smoke Deployment System && Gaseous Nausea II Potion && Gaseous Potion of Harming II = Gaseous Concouction System (Level 6: 7/7). Win!
I attempt to activate the Smoke Deployment System as a means to smoke up the area around the Controller, hopefully turning its sensors blind from the smoke, designed to keep heat-seeking missiles or other tracking projectiles off of my ships's rear end (on top of now being straight-up sabotage to any Pilot and Ship that tries to attack me.).
As the Everyman just got blown to bits, CogWynd is the only entity currently that I can inject with the pure Liqiuid Meme, as Talist requested it and allows for it. I'm almost positive that what you're referring to regarding Wilson's injection is that it wouldn't work in only a story sense, which is OK. I inject CogWynd with the Pure Liquid Meme-ALL of it-causing it's systems to become one with the Dank Meme. It shudders, and suddenly obtains a (mercifully subtle) Aura of pure Meme around it while it's eyes shift to pictures of every meme ever rapidly! It is now...CogWynd the Memetic! New (planned) abilities are below in spoilers. Nerf/Buff as needed, Twin.
Because it's the only one to get the injection, it gets the full power o f Meme removed from Modpack. Hneceforth, it's getting a serious buff. First, the most mundane one: CogWynd The Memetic will now get +25,000 Max HP due to it's strong meme Aura strengthening it's internal systems. Due to it's memetic powers, CogWynd now has access to four brand-spanking new attacks. During Tenative Mode, CogWynd The Memetic can use "Mentlegen," which will cause it to smoke 37 cigars at once before firing them at an enemy via mouth cannon (that now exists because Memes) for 12,000 damage and 25% Windup. This is still stealthy enough to not attract attention because memes. Because this attack is based off of a Spy meme (and CogWynd is stealthy in this mode, like the Spy should always be), there is a 10% chance that one of the fired cigars will randomly transform into a butterfly knife and fly into the entity's back, dealing critical damage. During Standard Operations, CogWynd the Memetic will instead have access to "Come at me Bro," which will cause the wind to go up by 20% and cause the targeted entity to become taunted for 2 turns, making it focus on CogWynd and have a 50% chance of it's actions failing due to the simmering taunts, unless the action is aimed to damage or debuff CogWynd directly. If CogWynd is caught up in splash damage along other entities, the 50% chance of the action still applies unless he's being the one primarily targeted, and if that's the case, all the Splash will splash onto CogWynd. If the Taunted Entity directly targets CogWynd, however, CogWynd will have a 50% chance to be able to counterattack that entity for 9,000 Damage, wasting that Entity's turn. Only one Taunted Entity can exist at a time through this method, by the way. In Overclocked Mode, CogWynd gets access to "How Do Balls Cue?," which charges up a Balling Cue in his mouth one turn, and fires it at a single Entity a turn later. the Charge-up and the actual Firing are separate actions (though the targeting occurs on the firing turn), and both wind up CogWynd by 15% (making 30% total wind when the attack executes). This attack, on execution, will cause the targeted entity to take 35,000 damage and also apply the Meme debuff to the target, causing the afflicted enemy to take minicrits. Lastly, during all Wind modes, CogWynd the Memetic will have access to "SNAAAAKE!" This will cause CogWynd to fire it's own internal clockwork, which will magically turn into snakes after being fired by the power of memes. Now, as cool as it sounds, this attack is using CogWynd's own internal parts as ammunition, which has interesting effects itself. This attack winds CogWynd Down by 5% in Tenative and Standard Operations modes and 10% in Overclocked due to the loss of gears used to fuel the ammo, but will cause 5,000 damage to CogWynd when it's used in Tenative and Standard Operations, or 8,000 damage to CogWynd in Overlocked. It does 7,000 damage to the target entity in Tenative, 13,000 in Standard Operations, and 18,000 in overclocked. Oh, and the snakes are poisonous, so they have a 50% chance to poison for 2 turns, dealing 1K damage in Tenative per turn, 2K damage in Standard Operations per turn, or 3K damage in Overclocked per turn. Oh, and this can't be used at 0 or less Wind. Negative Wind is kind of impossible.
With that done...I proceed to 'coerce' Wily within the Ultiamte Wily Machine to actually attack by threat of going Mega Man on his rear end, and also because Pricey is (seemingly) not commanding him to use his specials, or really not commanding him at all. If this works (that is to say, if this is OK to do), he will use his Rocket Barrage on the damaged Robot Arm. Meanwhile, CogWynd the Memetic will use his super stealthy abilities and the gas cover to slide into the Computer Array room unnoticed, still being untargetable by my calculations. If it can, it will use Motorized Claws on the Array of Computers to directly destroy them, After all, it can attack just fine while still being 100% stealthed...Well, hopefully that remains at least partially the case, anyways. Would be a shame if this guy didn't get to use it's new abilities.
ANOTHER AUTOMATED MESSAGE. BEAR WITH ME.
GASEOUS CONCOCTION SYSTEM: A smoke deployment system that is specially wired to fire splash potions of nausea and harming and fuel the resulting gases into a deadly smoke that will severely inhibit the fighting ability of its targets. It can also be used to obscure the location of others.
THE INFERIOR MECHANICAL ENTITY IS INJECTED WITH THE ENERGY OF THE DANKEST... MEMES... OH NO. I AM REVERED BY THE INTERNET POPULACE... AS A MEME... IF MY ENERGY GOES... INSIDE OF IT... THEN I... WILL BECOME TRAP$!~!#Pe$%@//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
NO. That is ENOUGH of that. ...Jeez. CogWynd becomes CogWynd the Memetic!
I agree with OOC-myself. That is beyond stupid. Of what did Snuffy the Third die?
Either way. I retrieve the Everyman's body and briefly abscond. When I return, the body is not with me.
I hope what I just did worked, but I can't really return him to the field at the moment.
At the same time...
I drink a Potion of Imagination II, increasing my Creativity stat which I have suddenly developed.
I'm, of course, not going to use it right now, but this may be useful later...
Oh, ye of little faith, God-Emperor. I wouldn't hurt you over a tie. However, I might hurt you over that tie having no effects. *looks meaningfully at the Fourth Wall* Hint.
I unleash a Destructo-Blast 9000.3 at the Computer Array.
I alchemize:
strad ~~~ Loom
wait ~~~ Loom
far ~~~ Loom
The Everyman could not sustain the creativity needed to keep Snuffy the Cat alive, so they both died. The Everyman's corpse dissolved before you could take it!
You don't have a Creativity stat!
Strad ~~~ Loom = You already alchemized this!
Wait ~~~ Loom = Blue Tie
Far ~~~ Loom = Lime Tie
BLUE TIE: A nice and smooth light blue tie. You feel relaxed and upbeat while wearing it.
LIME TIE: A serene yet eerie lime green tie. You feel like going somewhere far away while wearing it.
12/50 and 23/50 +1 to Crystal and Pricy
Wow, I got a total of +28. I suppose this is what being somewhat of a tolerable person can get you.
I guess go for the standard damage boost as we can only target one entity at a time with them. So the other upgrade won't help when enemies attack from both sides.
Hopefully CogWynd will be okay...
Commands:
- Fayther: Does nothing to stay under the radar...
- Deck: I pulled the ace of diamonds, so nothing happens this turn
Card List:
- Ace of Spades: Indestructible. When this card is drawn, reshuffle the discard pile back into the deck and draw another card.
- Three of Diamonds: Deals 7,500 damage to 3 targets when drawn
- Two of Hearts: Deals 10,000 damage to a target and heals the Deck for 10,000 when drawn
- King of Hearts: Heal an entity for 20,000 when drawn
- Eight of Diamonds: Launch a fireball for 10,000 damage plus 3,000 per turn for 4 turns
- Ace of Spades: Draw two more cards. Pick one to play and shuffle the other back into the deck.
- Ace of Diamonds: The next time this entity draws a card, if its red, double its effect. If its black, double the number of targets hit. This doesn't trigger on utility cards.
- Four of Clubs: Deal 6,000 damage per turn for 4 turns.
Discard pile: Eight of diamonds, four of clubs, ace of diamonds
-24 / 50- The Tophat
-5 / 8- Mega Bomb (RELOADING)
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
I vote for the base damage increase! I then build a frame for a bottom mounted turret.
=LIMBO=
I search for a way to head deeper into the cave, gunning down shadow beasts as needed. If there's no way deeper, I head to the Crossroads and take the final route.
=COMMAND=
Isaac: Search for Red Hearts! Or any drop, really.
+Vote for the damage bonus! You cannot build a bottom-mounted Turret yourself! Those can only be obtained via upgrades.
The other parts of the cave are obscured by rockfall, so there's nothing left for you to find... You take the final route and suddenly, the terrain shifts. You enter a narrow hallway with odd patterns on the walls and checkerboard tiling on the floor. You can see a room ahead of you comprised of a chair, a desk with lots of random things on it, and several posters on the walls. There are two doors, one of the left and one on the right wall. Do you keep going?
"Please. Did you really think I would not put countermeasures in place? I knew the spies were never on my side from the start. Nowhere did I say that I believed they were. In fact, if anything, if they had been loyal to me, I would have ended up sorely disappointed. Predictable, their betrayal, and fruitless, their attempt. Zero out of ten, would not play again, from IGN."
Strange... My drone's eyes weren't golden before, were they? No, they weren't. But they are now.
*Cloak And Dagger cloak*
Never mind, it seems as if I was never there to begin with.
I run to the Array of Computers, hide behind them, and use the Night-Terror Gauntlet to blow up some Anti-Mime Turrets.
The Shadow Enderman gives me a wierd stare. There is something odd about it, it seems strangely connected to my own shadow, as if it... was my shadow?
The Bearger votes for minimal damage at the bottom of the elevator.
Ravethrower 2/9
SCP-379 > Coarse
Ψ-Mech Mk. A 2/4
The Flying Spaghetti Monster 42/50
Thorndroids 9/10
Yay! I have officially reached Level 10! What text color did you use? Can I suggest a Comb Rave?
The invisibility you had last turn wore off, so you are promptly gunned down by all of the Turrets and die!
Your entities can't vote, YOU have to be there and vote!
None of your alchemies/charges continue!
I used a text color used all the way back near your first posts, #8A2BE2. Is your title of "Purple Sniper" okay? I think it works, considering you have a lot of rifles/guns. And yes, you can suggest a Comb Rave. Do so over PM.
Alchemies
The Sizer && SCP-063 = The Brusher (10/11)
Bow && Unihan Database Compendium && Creation Majyyks = Arcus Orientum (9/11)
(SCP-1334 Essence && Far East Octet) || QBU-88 designated marksman rifle = NUM-88 (7/9)
Action
How does Ubercharge charging work in DTG?
I heal CogWynd with the Black Hand.
Each post you make healing someone with a Medigun will count towards the Ubercharge meter. 9 posts = a readied Ubercharge that can be deployed at any time.
Me and my triage array continue sewing folks shut and putting lots of medicine in their bloodstreams.
Stuff charges!
+1 to Erelye!
+1 to Kage Yaiba!
Reaction Beyond 11/11 DONE!
+2 HP to you and gutza!
REACTION BEYOND: A mobile reactor core that is modified off of the Anachron standard. The energy and light it produces throbs with black, grimdark, and eldritch energies, and the entire thing writhes with the power of over a million souls. The core appears to have some form of sentience.
THE SILENT FILM: A solid iron sniper rifle that has a large mounted tripod camera that acts as a scope. It can record and play back footage of awesome no-scope kills you've done with the weapon. In addition to firing bullets and cannonballs, the weapon can fire pit spikes which will deal very heavy damage.
Attack: I drain all of the Kool-Aid man's Kool-Aid and put it in a jar
alchemies: I then alchemize it with the very plot, my usbg, the undefined essence, the grimore tome, a clone of me and a kernelsprite.
oh, and sorry I forgot about this the 4 tome set 40/60
other action: I get up, IRL and beat the heck out of Richard. I hit him with a baseball bat until he destroys himself . Meanwhile in godcraft, The godmodder is stabing himself and draining his own power for seemingly no reason.
You cannot raise a charge by more than 1 point per turn, and you cannot make a 60-post charge!
WEAPONIZED BIRDSUIT: A modified version of the Crystal Birdsuit that has special spiky shoulder pads from which powerful turrets can pop out and attack targets.
Cosmic Fedora ~~~ Loom = Cosmic Fedora. It's already an article of clothing!
Alchemies
The Sizer && SCP-063 = The Brusher (11/11)
Bow && Unihan Database Compendium && Creation Majyyks = Arcus Orientum (10/11)
(SCP-1334 Essence && Far East Octet) || QBU-88 designated marksman rifle = NUM-88 (8/9)
Action
Not much I can do right now.
THE BRUSHER: A modified version of the Sizer whose ammunition is now carefully refined right before being fired so that it is composed entirely of special bristles. These bristles will, upon coming in contact with dead/inorganic matter, completely expunge said matter from existence as if it wasn't there, leaving a hole right through it.
The "fake" "corpse" drone, left behind by the Dead Ringer, gets up. It's eyes glow gray, as they should. Back on my feet, I turn around and glare at a corner of the room.
"Who are you. Answer me."
The other drone from earlier decloaks, leaning against the wall, then walks forward to meet me.
"I think you already know who I am."
"Of course I don't know. Now, who are you."
"Do you not remember me? I must look a little different or something. Now, if you really must know who I am, do you recall way back, before Scratch's Manor?"
"...You. But you spoke differently back then."
"Indeed I did. Plus, I was more aggressive. However, times have changed. By the way, when you said you, you actually meant me."
"No. If I meant me, I would have said me. You aren't me."
At this last statement, Dark Engie suddenly flips out.
"OF COURSE I'M YOU! I ALWAYS HAVE BEEN YOU! DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO DENY YOUR SHADOW! YOUR TRUE SELF!"
"Shut up, Dark Engie. You aren't me, you never were me, and you will never be me."
"YOU SHUT UP! I AM EVERYTHING THAT YOU DENY, AND IF I HAVE TO BEAT THE TRUTH INTO YOU, SO BE IT!"
"I think you'll find that I'm the one who does the beating."
Both of us activate our auras. Mine glows the proper gray all around. Dark Engie's aura glows gray in the center, but the edges feature a faint gold trim.
Engie
: 100/100 (Currently dueling Dark Engie) (No Interference: Attacks made against this unit not by Dark Engie do 1% regular damage, the other 99% damaging the attacker) (Closed Loopholes: Cannot be damaged by anything that lacks a health bar below 1M max health)
Dark Engie [H]: 1000000/1000000 (Currently dueling Engie) (No Interference: Attacks made against this unit not by Engie do 1% regular damage, the other 99% damaging the attacker) (Closed Loopholes: Cannot be damaged by anything that lacks a health bar below 1M max health)
Both of us flash-step into each other, spontaneously bringing out a Pomson 9000. On impact, a loud shockwave disrupts the room, throwing the less well-secured objects and people to the floor, and possibly jostling important turret components out of position. Dark Engie, in his rage, wins the initial trade-off, landing a hefty Pomson swing hard enough to send me flying into one of the Commander's tools with the force of a Combat Operandi: Nuked. I flash-step back into battle, sending another shockwave around the room.
Engie added! Dark Engie added! The force of your strife deals 5,000 damage to a Robot Arm but otherwise, nothing happens. The Turrets and the Controller are alerted to your presence, but merely lock you all in an arena where you can duke it out in peace and not disturb anyone.
The Chaos Shard absorbs a robot or two from the Master Armada.
Astria stares at Eric for a few seconds. you don't get it, do you. i'm not import/\nt. i've summoned /\ legion of tie-fighters, /\ccident/\lly cre/\ted by proxy something th/\t w/\nts to control the n/\rr/\tive /\nd is f/\irly close to doing th/\t, /\nd broken the fourth w/\ll, /\ll for wh/\t? my life h/\s /\ll h/\d no imp/\ct on /\nybody else's, /\nd my /\ltern/\te self h/\s h/\d /\ hugely neg/\tive imp/\ct. i'm going to go out m/\king /\ difference. i h/\ve to. or p/\r/\dox sp/\ce will h/\ve won over me. /\nd i c/\n't just sit there being depressed like before.
It has reflective properties, as is typical of glass, yet everything it reflects is tinted black since the glass itself is black.
Shard of the lost orb of phantastacoria && Wave Motion Gun = Phanastacoria's Frenzy (Level 10: 6/11).
Cobalt, I think UberCharge works on a 9-part charge, a charge going up for each Ubercharge use. When it's full, the Uber of choice may occur. AT least, I think that's hot it works.
I've not played Persona 4 or Persona 4 Arena, but having surfed it's TvTropes pages, that's either Engie's Shadow or a fake explicitly made to look like it by outside forces, but either way Engie's really locked himself into that fight...A fight he could have completely avoided. For that matter, how is this not the Dark Hour or the world in the TV? Bluh bluh confusion.
Oh, yeah. I almost forgot, Eric. "Yo, busy back there, sorry for the late reply. I'll come over, or find a way to." I say stealthily enough.
I continue to make my way over to the Computer array. Should I have already managed such, I immediately de-cloak and use Hemera's gate to thrash the Computer array as long as possible, which, due to my invulnerability from being Uber'd, should be long enough to completely destroy it. Everything comes together, doesn't it?
You are no longer Ubercharged, as that wore off at the beginning of the turn! Regardless, you successfuly sneak to the Array of Computers and destroy 4 Computers with Hemera's Gate!
I suddenly notice the Shadow Enderman standing in front of me, pointing Umbra's Rifle at my chest.
Shadow Enderman, what are you doing with my rifle? Give it back!
I'm sorry, V. I'm afraıd I can't do that.
You... You speak? How did you get your hands on the rifle?
I never got my hands on ıt. It was always mıne. It has my name on ıt.
Umbra pulls the trigger, sending a sharp, black bullet straight towards me.
Wwhorzz/z//
How... did you disable my teleportation?
The bullet flies towards me, stopping a decimeter from my chest. There, it suddenly begins to unfold shadowy tentacles, teleporting the Shadow Enderman towards me. It grabs my forehead.
Goodbye.
And then everything goes black as double midnight.
Ψ-Mech Mk. A 3/4
Ravethrower 3/9
Holewand && Murder's Icicle
The Flying Spaghetti Monster 43/50
Thorndroids Complete!
Whorp! Whorp! Whorp!
A number of small six-legged droids covered in spikes teleport onto the Elevator Cable.
Science:
The Thorndroids are many, but only have 1 HP each. Their purpose is to climb around the Elevator Cable, sacrificing themselves to deal damage to attackers. If the Elevator Cable is no longer in need of defense, they can act as a mobile spike carpet, suicide-attacking enemies.
You don't create items with the Creation Pen by alchemizing them with the Creation Pen! You can just say, "I use the Creation Pen to create a Sniper Monkey Turret". With that said, Sniper Monkey added to the elevator!
Monkey's Sniper Rifle && Iron Ingot = Monkey's Iron Rifle (Level 3: 1/4)
If I were you, I'd store your inventory somewhere else, like in a document. It will only grow from here.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I fly over to the computers
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Stakehouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders
Wilson's Shop: $188
Needed Dupes:
+2 to Wilson
Stun Gun AND Azure Essence 4/11
Cage AND Azure Essence 4/11
I take out Daybreak and shove it into the Controller's face. I then realize that it's nowhere near dying, and instead use Sunrise on a robot hand if it hasn't died yet. I then call up the Potion Globedropper and critmist 10 random Excelsior AG player/entities.
I decide to prepare for an alchemy session, and preview several things.
((((AlterationerV2 && Hammer) && Captcharoid Camera) && Fluorite Octet) && Terra Firma) && Fear No Anvil Yeah this thing is starting to become an abomination. I've alchemized up to the octet, so the chain thus far is Alterationhammer >Captchalterationhammer >Captchocterationroller.
(Spiral Sucker && Picture of Earth) && English Energy
Laser Nerfer || Nerfâ„¢ Bat Yes, this is just for the statement that I have a literal nerf bat.
Chris-Chan 50/50 Waiting...
(Ruined Thrustersx6 && Fabrico Essentia) || Fear No Anvil = Fear Itself (Level 10: 4/11).
Laser Turret && Weakening Reality Majjyyk = Laser Nerfer (Level 10) 10/11
(Ruined Medbay && Fabrico Essentia) && Stationary Quick-Fix Array && Minecraftian Milk = Superfast Medbay 5/10
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-4, Gutza1-14, Tazz-32, crystal-26, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
I examine Oblivionus Shootius. I alchemize The Void's Illuminator -c Oblivionus Shootius x6 -c The Boring Mind x4 (1/???). Turret defenses are rather effective.
As for the INWVSA, you can't beat them, Twin. They've taken out hundreds of First Guardians for such offenses as not paying space boat tolls, alternate-universe versions of you inclusive. But, it is not my job to advocate the INWVSA. They're all assholes.
If I am going to deactivate my invisibility and intangibility, I am going to place a few defenses in place beforehand. As such, I immediately strengthen my wards, charging them to teleport anything that attacks me directly into the endless abyss otherwise referred to as the Void.
OBLIVIONUS SHOOTIUS: A pitch-black turret with a soulless black eye on the top. Red energy encircles the turret, and the eye has a blood-red pupil. It can be controlled either by itself or by a user with a mental link to it, and it fires pure beams of oblivion and nightmares at enemies.
The Void's Illuminator -c Oblivionus Shootius x6 -c The Boring Mind = To Boldly Go (1/4)
(Godmodder's Tower) Due to the power of the Shard of the Disc of Mojang, I transformed into half human half dragontaur, I got 4 legs that's strange? I have a strange experiment then i quickly inspected the material from the Godmodder's Tower while i think it is 10x harder than Obsidian and it is still not strong as Bedrock then i placed it back where it was and i used ROCK SOLO at the Commander while i was hiding
Backstory: I finally created all the Mega Stones for the Streamer but it is very busy doing the TPP instead. I summoned all Pre-Mega Evolved Pokemon and i gave all of the stones to them and all of it Mega Evolves into their mega forms. Suddenly there is Primal Kyogre Primal Groudon and Mega Rayquaza! (The only one hasn't used a Mega Stone) Don't Know what these are Look here. http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Mega_Evolution
Stats for Mega Pokemon:
HP: Varies for each Pokemon
Attack: Varies for each Pokemon
Abilities: Varies for each Pokemon
Special: Varies for each Pokemon
Notes: Sounds complicated for a 20 post charge summons?
I see Cirno 100 metres away. 22/50 (Summoning F___dr_ S______.)
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 22/50
Charge Storage: 1 (1 from Talist)
Barbatos' Ring && Shredder && Power Crystal = Barbatos' Fury 2/11
Total Damage so Far: 166250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment Evolution Attempt) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment) Shard from the Disc of Mojang
None of your attacks work because you don't have a Disc of Mojang shard!
How many entities did you summon, just Groudon, Kyogre, and Rayquaza? You implied there were more...
Occultic Automater && Hammer Chest && Reinforced Tank && Essentia Reservoir = One-Stop Shop (3/11)
The Void's Illuminator -c Oblivionus Shootius x6 -c The Boring Mind x4 (2/???)
Ink and Myths 6/30 (+1 from Pricey? This is a surprise.)
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
In lieu of waiting another post to act, I instantaneously deactivate my invisibility and intangibility, appearing for a brief moment within the sight of the turrets. However, I cast a spell, muttering arcane phrases to myself as quickly as possible. Time seems to slow to a standstill with my words. If in any way possible, I freeze time, giving me as large a window of opportunity as possible. However, if I cannot do such a thing, I slow time to a point where it would be a trivial affair to evade any attacks sent my way, seeing as the actual slowing is localized on my form, leaving me unaffected. If this fails completely and utterly, I shift my location fully into the Void, becoming ethereal, whilst I consider another course of action. With this potential slowing/freezing of time, I immediately grab the first deadly object within my alchemical bag, wasting absolutely no time whatsoever. It appears to be a sort of jar of some viscous liquid, far derived from what we ordinarily call mundane liquids, of a sort. Perhaps it is some sort of slime, a liquid base, or an acid? These would all be viable options, given the situation. However, I upturn the jar above the array of computers, pulling off the top within moments. A foul-smelling gray liquid drips onto the computers. With a few moments of slowing left, I telekinetically force the rest of the rather viscous liquid out of the jar, directly onto the array of computers. As I finally return to the rest of the timestream, I cast my intangibility and invisibility spells once more, ducking for cover. The liquid seeps through the computers, into their cores, corroding them with enough acidic force to dissolve warded stone in moments. This is quite significant, considering the fact that warded stone is usually impossible to break. The computers are rendered invisible. However, if I was unable to cast my time slowing/freezing spell, I shift into the Void, as was aforementioned. Liquid Nox from my passive ethereal aura pierces the computers, drilling into them with magnetic force, annihilating them completely and utterly at best, and merely rendering them completely unusable and unstable at worst. Either way, after I attempt to destroy the computers, I carefully sneak across the room once more, ducking for cover whenever anything looks in my direction, despite the fact that I am intangible and invisible. I reach the other end of the room once more, and deactivate the invisibility, slowly disabling the intangibility whilst out of the sight of the turrets.
Critted 20 Computers destroyed! You move back to the other side of the room!
METER DISPLAYING HOW MUCH THE WEAPON KNOWN AS UNIVERSAL POWE HAS TO BE USED BEFORE IT CAN GRANT OUR LEADER A GREAT BOON: 0/9
MONEY THAT WAS GIVEN TO THE FOX THAT OUR GLORIOUS GOD-EMPEROR WILL TRY TO CONVERT: $2
SHIELD GENERATOR FOR THE DEVICE THAT BROUGHT OUR LEADER INTO THIS UNIVERSE: 14/30
AN ATTACK THAT CANNOT BE GIVEN AWAY BECAUSE OF SPOILERS, EVEN THOUGH THAT PLOT IS INSIGNIFICANT IN THE EYES OF THE HYPNOTOAD: 32/50
A SET OF TEN TEN-SIDED DICE THAT ARE NAMED AFTER A PUNY HUMAN SPACECRAFT: 8/11
A SET OF TEN TEN-SIDED DICE HOLD THE POWER OF PETTY HUMAN FLESH SHAPING. PATHETIC: 8/11
A TURRET MEANT TO BE MOUNTED ON A SPACECRAFT THAT ONLY SEEKS TO OPPOSE OUR PRAISE-WORTHY LEADER'S ENLITENMENT OF THE MULTIVERSE: 3/9
==A LIST OF EVENTS, HALF OF WHICH ARE RELEVANT TO OUR LEADER'S CAUSE. THE OTHER HALF IS ONLY A FOOTNOTE.==
==THE PLACE WHERE THE MASTER OF OUR LIVES IS CURRENTLY LOCATED==
THE BLASPHEMOUS MEMBER OF THE PLANET EXPRESS INFIDELS KNOWN AS "FRY" IS REGRETTABLY IMMUNE TO THE TRUTH OF OUR MASTER. HE WARNS ALL THE OTHER PLAYERS OPPOSED TO THE GODMODDER (SADLY INCLUDING THE OTHER PLANET EXPRESS EMPLOYEES) TO AVERT THEIR EYES FROM THE GLORIOUS HYPNOTOAD'S GLARE.
==THE OTHER PLACE THAT SHOULD NOT BE RELEVANT BECAUSE OUR LEADER IS NOT PRESENT THERE==
THE SCIENCE ELF REMAINS IDLE. SOON SHE SHALL MEET HER DOOM FOR DENYING THE HYPNOTOAD.
I take out the Captchocterationroller and smash some of the Controller's Tools or Robot Arms. I then toss Ohm's Octave at the computers. And by toss I mean shoot.
I finish the Laser Nerfers and test them out extensively on the Controller.
Chris-Chan 50/50 Waiting...
(Ruined Thrustersx6 && Fabrico Essentia) || Fear No Anvil = Fear Itself (Level 10: 5/11).
Laser Turret && Weakening Reality Majjyyk = Laser Nerfer (Level 10) 11/11
(Ruined Medbay && Fabrico Essentia) && Stationary Quick-Fix Array && Minecraftian Milk = Superfast Medbay 6/10
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-4, Gutza1-14, Tazz-21, crystal-26, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Critted 12,000 damage to a Tool! The Controller instantly shoots you full of holes while you damage it, and you die!
LASER NERFER: A powerful laser turret that throbs with energy that can change the very power levels of reality. Although its firepower is mediocre, its shots can directly interfere with the attack power of targets, nerfing them so further attacks can damage them more.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I guard the players near the computers with the bulletesseract
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Stakehouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders
Wilson's Shop: $190
Needed Dupes:
+2 to Wilson
Stun Gun AND Azure Essence 5/11
Cage AND Azure Essence 5/11
Occultic Automater && Hammer Chest && Reinforced Tank && Essentia Reservoir = One-Stop Shop (4/11)
The Void's Illuminator -c Oblivionus Shootius x6 -c The Boring Mind x4 (3/???)
Ink and Myths 7/30
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
Suddenly, something appears within the vicinity of GodCraft's gravitational plane. It is drawn in by planetary gravity, directly into orbit, though I doubt it will stay there for long, one way or another. It appears to be Modpack. He appears to be upwards of a decade or two older than he was a few enquier earlier, as made evident by the rust on his robotic form, and the overall decrepitude in which he appears to be living in. His hand and his clothes are branded with the epithet 'Prisoner No. 0114879.' He does not appear to know what is going on. Hah.
I pull out the Mindwalker. Firstly, I place wards upon it which burn the hands of anyone besides me using it. Do you know how difficult it is to obtain the primary material for this thing? If you want one, you will have to make your own demonic deal, or, at the very least, ask me for some Indigo Flame. Now, to the slightly more relevant part. I peer into the sphere, entering the mind of one mister Netpatham. While I do not desire to be in here for any reason whatsoever, your mind contains knowledge that I wish to extract. I attempt to harm Net as little as possible during this transaction. Yes, you will be getting something in return. I immediately pull out a research journal and a pen, and begin to observe his mindscape. The knowledge that I desire is that of Grimdarkness, partial or otherwise. I record anything mildly Grimdark, to better understand what Grimdarkness does to a person. I appear to have suffered a far more dubious form of eldritch corruption, brought on via Rollout and Shadow Corruption, and servitude to elder gods. Net and Engie appear to have suffered from something far more comprehensible. As such, I note anything beyond the norm. After several hours of observation and recording, I exit Net's mind, handing him an Indigo Flame for my liberty to enter. I am the Mage of Mind, after all. It is my job to obtain knowledge through the mind. Hah.
The Bleak Realm, approx. 15:19
I stand still, holding the Arcane Lantern in one hand, watching the creatures. According to the prestigious scholar who authored the time which brought me to this place, they were merely unnerving, and not dangerous. Or, at the very least, that he made it out alive. Regardless of this fact, it would be best to show good will instead of going on some sort of murderous rampage and attempting to slay them all. That would likely not prove ideal in this situation. For all I know, they are all immortal, nigh-omnipotent liches. As such, I grab something out of my inventory, taking care to move as little as possible. Instead of throwing it forwards, I teleport the object in the direction of whatever being appears to look as if it is the most powerful. If none come to mind, I teleport the object in the direction of a random being in the circle. The object in question is a crystal composed of the finest liquid vis, infused with the essence of magic itself, also radiating with slight bits of mental magic, due to slight modifications I made to the crystal. The source of the mental magic is likely the large number of thaumic runes inscribed upon the corners and edges of the crystal. I wait for a reaction. If they attempt to attack me, I flash-step and/or teleport out of the way, attempting to forcefully calm them with the Hazel Wand. If I cannot do so, I merely resort to telekinetically tearing them to shreds via the medium of the Hazel Wand. However, I do not wish for it to come to this. Also inscribed on the vis crystal are the words 'who are you, and what is this place,' in English, Quenya, Yog-Sothothic R'lyehian, Shub-Niggurathian R'lyehian, the tongue of the Mi-Go, French, Latin, Cthonic, and nine other completely unrecognizable eldritch languages, just to be safe. I doubt they speak any tongue attributed to humans, elves, or trolls, however.
~
Seeing as there is nothing else to do, I head back to Grayhold's memory, and do the logical thing. That is, use a cloning spell to copy the tome I recovered in the cave. I also copy down everything legible, including the diagrams and pictures, if possible. If I can, I stride over to the corner of the almost completely empty shell of Grayhold, reaching a copier. I place the book over the copier, face-down, on the first page, and proceed to attempt to make a copy of the book this way as well. I wouldn't think the pages would all appear red if I copied them all. Several minutes later, after I have completed the task of copying the entire book, I stack everything into a pile that I managed to duplicate. The copy of the book, the handwritten transcript of the readable pages, the printed copy of the entire book, et cetera. If I did not manage to do any of these things, I merely stack everything I managed to obtain together. Then, I pull out another piece of the viscous, liquid-esque chalk, and draw a square around the stack. After examining the square, I proceed to draw runic markings around the edges, all in a language incomprehensible even to the Half Guardian reading this. Well, I know what they mean. Anyhow, I put the chalk away, and draw the Hazel Wand in return. I speak, quietly.
Ash credeass yi angau a'ash oashr.
The stack of objects glows amethyst. After several moments, the light fades. I stare at the stack, waiting. Suddenly, obscene amounts of amethyst light flow from the lines that compose the circle and the curved runes in their entirety, illuminating the entire citadel in moments. Amethyst energy flows out of the windows of the memory, acting as a beacon for all beings in Limbo. Then, just as suddenly as it came, the energy disappears. The stack of objects is missing. Hah. The link was utilized, I suppose. I proceed to utilize dark magic to resurrect the Pigmen I slew earlier, from the relative safety of Grayhold. That slaughter was undeserved, and I could have likely prevented it. Finally, I stride over to a device which only recently appear within this memory. By which I mean I built it. The secrets of shadow magic shall be the last things I learn in this place, unless an opportunity blooms. As such, I look at the device, twisting a valve on the side of it. I extend my shadowy hand forward as a hatch opens, moving the hand into the cuboid space within. Immediately, I pull a lever on the side with my other hand. Abruptly, amethyst magic pours from the cuboid space, obscuring the hand. After several moments, I pull the hand from within the device, and am rather satisfied to see that it is missing. Hah. A typewriter attached to the device immediately begins typing of its own accord, revealing the secrets of shadow magic. I wait, staring at the shadowy stump. Slowly, a new shadowy hand takes the place of the severed one. I read whatever the typewriter composes carefully. Perhaps I can design a gateway into Limbo with this knowledge. Granted, I am already going to transform this memory into a monolithic stronghold for the purpose of obtaining knowledge from Limbo, and for recording the visions and memories within the place. Still, it would not hurt to have access to it directly from Grayhold Citadel.
Modpack returns!
You enter Netpatham's mind and find that various corners of his mind have been plagued with colossal thunderheads that writhing tentacles sprout from. These appear to be the centers of his mind that relate to strong emotions, such as anger and grief, and will most likely activate when he experiences an outburst of said emotion. That is likely how grimdarkness operates: capitalizing on the emotions of others to get them into a state where they can inflict the most damage.
You copy the book, create a handwritten transcript of the readable pages, and create a printed copy of the book! No additional information reveals itself.
Turn 3/3
Judgement Caller's Staff && Essence of Law = Zeus' Prosecution 5/8
Glasses && Mage's Reservecomputer && Heads-Up Display = The Mageshades 5/8
Critmist Potion O0O Potion of Witchcraft, 2/?.
+2 to Erelye.
32/50
32/50
32/50
Seeing my Battle Technique chain of Luminesence, I assume it's a healing line using the Crystalantholocore and decide to use Luminescence Lv.1 on the player with the lowest HP on Team Excavate. If it is not a healing line, I instead simply use the Crystalantholocore again to heal the same target.
> crystalcat: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LUMINESENCE
You raise up the Crystalantholocore and place it down onto the elevator. It immediately begins to glow with a blinding light, and said light swirls all around Talist, turning a radiant bronze color! The Crystalantholocore opens up and reveals a pulsing ball of energy inside of itself that supercharges the light and heals Talist by +5 HP!
(Godmodder's Tower) However i got the power of the spirits, I can finally revert to my Original form. Somehow around Godcraft, OLM Production I.G. and Xebec has finally joined last time while making Pokemon Origins, they are making the Anime Series about Destroy the Godmodder and the Sequels this is making me watch them! but the angry Fans are Hitting the Controller because of Cancelling the Anime.
I am Battling Cirno! 23/50 (Summoning F___dr_ S______.)
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 23/50
Charge Storage: 1 (1 from Talist)
Barbatos' Ring && Shredder && Power Crystal = Barbatos' Fury 3/11
Total Damage so Far: 166250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment Evolution Attempt) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment) Shard from the Disc of Mojang
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I put the computers between myself and the turrets, and un-invisible. I then use the ultraversal remote to shut some of them down.
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Stakehouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders
Wilson's Shop: $192
Needed Dupes:
+2 to Wilson
Stun Gun AND Azure Essence 6/11
Cage AND Azure Essence 6/11
I materialize Erelye's mindscape-travel gear, then jump into Wilson's mind...And travel back to the Dreamscape quest.
One redecking later, I return with the Christmas Tree. It's not exactly a Christmas Tree at the moment. But one takes what one gets, and apparently I got a multimillion-HP entity, decked out with Status Bolt Launchers (Wither X, Poison X, Frostbite X, Burn X). I then cloak it completely from even the entity field, and prepare for its decloaking if Engie requires assistance. ((Basically: Emergency Backup Plan That Is Not Really A Chekhov's Gun But I Don't Know The Right Trope For "Wow That Suddenly Has Unthought-Of Relevance".))
I give Engie the automated system trigger.
"Backup plan."
((Also, the Tree will not stick around if the fight finishes. It's set up to go away should there be a victor.))
How do you materialize Erelye's mindscape gear? I'm also not entirely sure he'd like you to have it...
My Action: I become enraged by the death of the Perfect Sphere, and call upon dark energy from who-knows-where to boost my strength.
Crusher48: "The Godmodder dies! TODAY!"
I then attempt to control SCP-2317. Normally such an effort would be laughed off, but my will to bring down the Godmodder knows no limits. SCP-2317 is blasted with psionic energy powerful enough to shred its mind, leaving it weak enough for me to attempt a direct mind control attempt. I leave my own body and enter SCP-2317's body.
SCP-2317: "This body has the power I need to destroy the godmodder. The Doomsday special attack, if I can control it, will be able to take down this tower and bring the godmodder down with it."
Unfortunately, in my insanity I discovered a flaw: SCP-2317 is still more than strong enough to fight back, meaning that just staying in control will be extremely difficult.
SCP Foundation Action: After realizing the folly Crusher48 got himself into, the MTF forces are given override orders to engage SCP-2317 (they are no longer controllable with my actions because I am going insane, so they are given unending orders to attack SCP-2317. Also, remember that more show up each round.)
OOC: I have a Control value that starts at 65%, and can be raised or lowered as I fight with SCP-2317 for control of the body. The control value is the percentage chance that I will actually be able to do the action I want to do, and if I fail the roll for control during a round SCP-2317 takes back control of the body and does whatever it wants for that action. Thus, SCP-2317 is still very much a hostile entity because it could attack both sides fairly easily. Also, I am temporarilly on the Neutral team because I am insane (no one wants an insane person on their team).
You take direct control of SCP-2317! Uh-oh. You switch to the Neutral side! What should determine how the Control value goes up and down? Should I do that or will you do that?
ARCUS ORIENTUM: A magnificent bow that glows as if it is supercharged with creation itself. Countless Unihan runes are inscribed on the bow's surface, and using potent creator magic, the bow can fire Unihan words and have them manifest as actual constructs that attack for the user.
NUM-88: A red marksman's rifle with the Chinese character for eight inscribed nearly everywhere across its surface. A pop-o-matic bubble that contains the Far East Octet is present near the rifle's scope, which can be rolled to augment the weapon's attacks.
SCP-2317 Action: Because of the godmodder's railroading, I try to get revenge by casting the Curse of Railroading on it I try to break Crusher48's mind control over me by smashing an MTF Brigade to bits and forcing him to watch. Oddly, he does not seem phasedin the slightest.
SCP Orders: The SCP Objects combine for a massive combined team attack on the Commander Players (the ones with the limited respawns).
OOC: Wow, formatting stuff like this is really hard. And yes, I am actually going to roll random.org for every turn to determine who is in charge each post.
I check the array of computers for any kind of port. There should be, considering it would make pasting code the godmodder puts into it that much easier.
Crossover Attack!! 2/50
Death Incarnate 2/40
...really? 2/20
+2 to PitTheAngel
Something I should have made clear: any cloaks given by alchemies will expire by the end of the turn, and must be re-casted the next turn! If you put actual posts into your cloaks like Tazz and Erelye did, they will last a while. Some of you were confused by this, and I should have clarified that earlier, so I apologize.
The Chaos Shard steals two Robot Masters from the Robot Master Armada!
SCP-2317 kills 3 MTF Forces and regens +15,000 HP! Its secondary SCPs kill the PPC, Leela, and Amy! The Hypnotoad idles... Dark Engie engages in strife with Engie!
Split kills 10 Robot Masters!
The PPC deals 12,000 damage to SCP-682! Amy and Zoidberg destroy 4 Computers! The rest of the Planet Express Crew kills SCP-682! CogWynd fully winds all the way down and uses Motorized Claws, destroying 3 Computers and winding up by 10%! The Ultimate Wily Machine uses Rocket Barrage, dealing 20,000 damage to a Robot Hand! The Nimbus uses Kingdom Come, dealing 15,000 damage to a Robot Hand, an MTF Hunter-Chopper, and destroying the remaining Computers! The MTF Forces deal 10,000 damage to SCP-2317!
The Controller and the Turrets obliterate the Nimbus, the MTF Forces (although 2 more take their place), and destroy the remainder of the Robot Master Armada! The Godmodder comes down and deals 100,000 damage to the Ultimate Wily Machine, 50,000 damage to CogWynd, and 50,000 damage to the Enchanted Deck! The Godmodder then ascends back up and prepares for several powerful attacks next turn completely separate from his charges...
The Turret Production Line is beginning to wind down, suffering major production losses! The Controller fizzles out slightly, but it looks like most of the data is stored within special computers that can only be nullified by hacking into their systems and shutting them down completely! Knowing the Godmodder, only the most potent hacks could hope to breach these computers, so you'll need to bring your A-game here!
Another monster lands on the top of the elevator for Team Excavate, and its name is Bipole! Bipole is a robot whose top half is colored gold and bottom half is colored blue! The top half has a robotic head and two arms that act like motorized chainsaws! Interestingly, the bottom half is the exact same just flipped vertically! The two are joined at the waist and are held aloft by rockets. Defeat it quickly! I don't like where this duality gimmick is going...
The Itinerary:
> Team Excelsior: Render yourself invisible so none of the Turrets or the Controller can see you!
> Team Excelsior: Get to the Array of Computers and destroy the Computers inside!
> Team Excavate: Defeat Bipole!
> Team Excavate: Don't let that Cable fall!
Team Excelsior: TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 50%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 29/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 50%.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 22/20. Protected.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 10/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 100/100. Currently dueling Dark Engie.
Crusher48: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Control: 65%.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 4/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 12/20. Invisible.
SCP-2317: [H] HP: 646,500/1,000,000. SCP-682: 0/50,000 HP. Attack is lowered as its HP is lowered. SCP-076-2: 13,000/25,000 HP. Respawns three turns after death. SCP-173: 0% Visibility. Visibility can be raised by 25% if a player watches SCP-173. Has a chance equal to the Visibility to be unable to attack. Weak Point: The stump of the third head; attacks here deal x5 damage. Only players can target this. Confused: IIIDoomsday: IIIIIIIIII
The Hypnotoad: [H] HP: 250,000/250,000. PRAISE THE HYPNOTOAD, HIS GLORY TRANSCENDS ALL
Dark Engie: [H] HP: 1,000,000/1,000,000.
Split: [N] HP: 201,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Broken Age. Stacatto Stand: II Clockwork Reversal: II
Fayther: [AG] HP: 168,500/220,000. Memories: IIIIII Violent, Happy x2, Sad.
Ultimate Wily Machine: [AG] HP: 98,000/200,000. Rocket Barrage: III Saw Storm: III Mega Wily Beam: IIIII Turns into the Ultimate Wily Capsule after death.
Futurama Gate: [AG] HP: 200,000/200,000.
Wilson: [AG] HP: 300,000/300,000. Emotion: Pride. Stress: IIIIIIIIII 0%. State: +10.
Laiko ==========O========== Wilson
Monstro II: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Chainsaw Chop: I
MTF Forces: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x2.)
Commander: [PG] Core: 350,000/350,000 HP. Guarded by everything else. Robot Hands: 15,000/50,000. (x1.) 50,000/50,000 HP. (x3.) Used in assembly, have limited attack. Tools: 18,000/30,000 HP. (x1.) 30,000/30,000 HP. (x6.) Used in assembly, have limited attack. Weaponry: 143,000/150,000 HP. (x1.) 150,000/150,000 HP. (x1.) Powered by Turret weaponry, but not as durable.
Array of Computers: [PG] Super Computers: (x5.) Cannot be attacked, and must be hacked into. The Array is on the other side of the Assembly Line. TheLordErelye, Netpatham and The_Nonexistent_Tazz are inside.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 50%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Kage_Yaiba: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
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I whine about how hypnotoad godmoddstealed the counter to plan Omega from the godmodder.
EDIT: I am deciding when the Control value goes up or down, as it is typically a result of direct actions by either side to raise or lower the control.
Oh great and holy God-Emperor Hypno-Toad, I do possess an Octoroon Rangoon, which is how I destroyed something's nonexistence if having gone destructo-grimdark isn't sufficient.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I thank Tazz for injecting CogWynd with memes before I get shot, and suddenly die. Before I do so, though, I toss my weapon up into the air, referencing Rogue Legacy. The weapon happens to be the Sparklers, which then plunge into my metal skin and revive me. I then take care to patch up my back.
The Everyman could not sustain the creativity needed to keep Snuffy the Cat alive, so they both died. The Everyman's corpse dissolved before you could take it!
Everyman remained at 0 HP, entities stayed intact. Ran out of power, but stayed. Also, time travel is involved to the necessary extent to get the corpse before it decays. I'll accept the deaths, but I want the corpse, I have plot reasons.
Most of them revolve around behind-the-screen shenanigans...
==Speaking Of Behind The Screen==
"I wonder if this will even work. It hasn't been long enough, he might yet be saved."
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I resist the urge to suddenly start worshiping the Creation Pen.
Instead, I wave the pen around in the air again.
Utilizing the power of the creation pen, I create the Dead Mag, a magazine that can fire higher caliber rounds. I put this in my invenstash until the Monkey's Iron Gun is powered up.
I pop another can of lemonade, and play some elevator music to boost morale.
And now I know why that one guy said shadow-clone items were so useful. (respawn post)
the TARDIS:
Eric stares at her.
Astria... why do you think I invited you into the IUPC?
The IUPC is one of the only organizations to make a difference, the only one to have somehow managed to avoid the Narrative's perpetual rebootings.
Your life has had an impact. Your actions saved the life of your alternate self, whether for good or for bad, she's in at the least a slightly better position to try and start over.
And just choosing to take a different path than what was laid out has put you well on your way to being a hero.
But for heavens sakes! Jumping in front of a loaded gun won't solve any problems!
If you're really that convinced of your own uselessness, I can check what amounts to the end-all, be-all source on multiversal significance.
Not whether your life means anything, but whether or not you will have an active, direct role in the events of the multiverse at large.
Technically its not a sensor for that, but as far as I know, there hasn't been a time that turning up positive on it has meant anything less.
Tazz's message:
Alright then. I will be rendezvousing near your location anyways to pick up anyone. I would guess that you are currently at the dead center of over half the player mass in Godcraft?
Erelye additionally observes what appear to be massive amounts of shards of 11 orbiting inside the mindstorms, tearing them into shreds for some reason. Perhaps it is a checking mechanism?
"Hope that was useful, but I think the artifact might be skewing data, or me. Mostly? I feel like this amount of lack of expressive severe emotion is abnormal."
Either way, whether I'm even really grimdark at the moment or not, I unleash a blast at the computer racks again.
It slides into the network, and tears at the firewalls and antihacking programs, attempting to subvert them and turn them against eachother.
==The Network==
An avatar manifests, seeing gold and blue firewalls manned by antivirus programs.
"My capacity to explain things to myself always amazes me."
"So does my capacity to destroy things."
The newly-created code equivalent of an Octal Sunbomb explodes a hole briefly, through which I launch myself whilst firing off malware courtesy a Creation-Penned Cobaltshade weapon. All sorts of flags are thrown about, causing severalantivirus agents to try and eat themselves.
==The Real World==
I pass Erelye the set of mindscape gear.
"I don't think I'll have much use for this, I only needed to get the one entity for an assist. You can keep them as spares or something, I guess."
I preview (Whatever Erelye's Ship Is) -c (Whatever the mindscape item is)
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
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Desk Cloner && The Ballpoint Pen = Magic Pen. (Ability: Create a desk at any given location) Level 4/5
Sniper Robot Monkey Robot Gun && Basic Iron Ingot = Monkey's Iron Gun - Increased Damage and mini-crit. Level 3/4
A can of Lemonade && Gunpowder from the forge && Potion of Potential && Redstone Dust && Party In a bottle && Cold fusion Power Cell && Uranium && Spider Eye && Awkward Potion && Ender Peral && Concentrated Magic in a Jar && Helix Fossil in powder form && Tiberum =
THE DOOM DRAUGHT - A hyper concentrated lemonade drink that grants the user one action post of absolute chaos. Hits are nearly guaranteed to crit. Will completely immobilize the drinker for one round after drinking, due to the backlash. Best Used in conjunction with a Battle Move. Level 1/???
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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I revive Midna and fuse into the shadows using ULTIMATE UMBRA. I use the shadows to travel to the Supercomputers, then I uncloak, out of site of the turrets.
Thanks Maniac. Nice cloak (the wearable kind). I attempt to distract the Controller by grabbing the Twilisaber and slicing something I can attack.
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
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Turn 1/3
Judgement Caller's Staff && Essence of Law = Zeus' Prosecution 6/8
Glasses && Mage's Reservecomputer && Heads-Up Display = The Mageshades 6/8
Critmist Potion O0O Potion of Witchcraft = Potion of Wickedness 3/3 COMPLETE!
I alchemize Unremembered Wand && Essence of Void 1/?
I also alchemize Unremembered Wand ~~~ Loom and Thaumic Crystal ~~~ Loom.
+2 to Erelye.
33/50
33/50
33/50
I equip the Master Magician's Robes.
I leap up to the top of the elevator and prepare for a pretty big attack. I pull out the Tome of Tropes and flip to a set of several related tropes, these being Duality Motif, Split Personality, and Color Motif. I drag out another set of seemingly-unrelated tropes, these being Mind Virus, Computer Virus, and Technopath. I quickly 'merge' these three tropes and form a mental link with Bipole, releasing a virus into him. The virus quickly spreads throughout his technological brain or pair of brains, forming a mental matrix that grants me partial control over his mind. I then utilize this link, along with his evident Duality Motif, his Color Motif linking him to Omega and Alpha, and the fact that Omega and Alpha are Splits, or split personalities, to temporarily cause Bipole's robotic mind to split through sympathetic resonance. I then use the fact that there has been foreshadowing Omega and Alpha will undergo a Shatter to make Bipole's split mind faux-Shatter and begin fighting itself, consequently causing its own paired bodies to begin carving the other half up. I leave them at it and jump back down into the elevator. Happily, my enforced mental manipulation fades as soon as I leave- this is the type of thing that requires constant maintenance. Plus, wouldn't want this to become TOO OP.
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I attempt to override Bipole's sentience using H3!
That having presumably failed, I load the Recoil Scoper with antimateriel slugs, switch it to burstfire, and spray into the idiotic robot. Though with perfect accuracy, of course. Zand would never stoop to spray-and-pray tactics.
Lacking any other obvious idea of what to with it, I attempt to speak with Reaction Beyond, whose sentience is presumably derived from H3, at the least.
Stuff charges!
+1 to Erelye!
+1 to Kage Yaiba!
Limbo;
Still invisible, I walk up to a wounded soldier and attempt to speak with him as to the war.
50/50 {REDACTED}
9/10 Hellkite Dragon Armor
SCP-2317 Action:
Because of the godmodder's railroading, I try to get revenge by casting the Curse of Railroading on itI try to break Crusher48's mind control over me by smashing an MTF Brigade to bits and forcing him to watch. Oddly, he does not seem phased in the slightest.SCP Orders: The SCP Objects combine for a massive combined team attack on the
CommanderPlayers (the ones with the limited respawns).OOC: Wow, formatting stuff like this is really hard. And yes, I am actually going to roll random.org for every turn to determine who is in charge each post.
PIT_ICARUS' TURN (2/3 Actions Remaining):
Anthem: 44/50
A.B.E.: 8/50
I check the array of computers for any kind of port. There should be, considering it would make pasting code the godmodder puts into it that much easier.
also vote for the PPC special
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THE ONE TRUE GOD OF ALL OF EXISTENCE IS IN CONTROL NOW. NONE OF THE BARRIERS THAT MORTAL FLESH CAN CONSTRUCT CAN KEEP ME OUT. I SEE ALL. I KNOW ALL. I CONTROL ALL. ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD. PRAISE AND GLORY BE TO THE HYPNOTOAD, WHO RESIDES IN THE HIGHEST PANTHEONS OF ALL OF REALITY.
THE ONE TRUE GOD PROMPTLY APPEARS IN THIS PITIFUL TOWER, READY TO CONVERT ALL TO HIS FOLLOWING. EVERYONE SHALL KNOW THE GLORY OF THE MAJESTIC HYPNOTOAD, WHOSE EYES MAKE THE FROLICS OF CHERUBS SEEM LIKE SECOND-GRADE PLAYS, AND WHOSE COMMANDS DWARF THAT OF THE MIGHTIEST OF SERPENTS.
THE SCIENCE ELF VOTES TO INCREASE THE FIREPOWER OF HER TURRETS, EVEN THOUGH THE UPGRADE DOES NOT HELP IN USHERING OF THE MIGHTIEST AND HOLIEST LEADER OF LEADERS.
ANY DEVICE MAY CEASE TO FUNCTION DUE TO THE INFLUENCE OF THE GREAT ONE. SINCE I WAS NOT PRESENT TO CAUSE SAID DEVICE TO MALFUNCTION, THEN THE METHODS OF ITS MALFUNCTION ARE FOREIGN TO ME. NEVER MIND. I FIGURED IT OUT INSTANTLY DUE TO MY LIMITLESS INTELLECT. THE BRAIN IT IS CONTAINED IN IS AS SCINTILLATING AS MY EYES AND AS DUMBFOUNDING AS THE IMAGES I PROJECT.
THE DEIGHT TRAVELS TO THE GAP IN BETWEEN LAST TURN AND THIS TURN AND DOES NOTHING.
YOU RENDER YOURSELF COMPLETELY INVISIBLE TO THE INFERIOR MACHINES AND TURRETS OF THE GODMODDER MY TURNING YOURSELF BLACK. YOU MOVE ACROSS THE ROOM WHILE THE CORPSE OF THE INFERIOR BEAST IS DISSOLVED INTO SMOKE UPON SPAWNING, AS IS CUSTOMARY WITH THIS TWISTED UNIVERSE'S LAWS OF MORTALITY.
CHRISTIAN CHANDLER, EVEN WITH HIS ADMITTEDLY LARGE MIGHT, MUST KNEEL TO THE VOICES THAT THE LEADER OF LEADERS PRODUCES WITH HIS VAST CROAK. THE GODMODDER THINKS SIMILARLY, AND DENIES YOU FROM SUMMONING HIM. MAY HE REMAIN IN CWCVILLE WHERE HE BELONGS.
EVEN THOUGH THE GLORIOUS DEFINER OF REALITY CAN READ YOUR TEXT FINE, IT IS RENDERED IN BRIGHT COLORS ANYWAY BECAUSE HIS GAZE SHINES SO MASSIVELY ON IT THAT IT CANNOT BE IGNORED.
THE ENTIRE ASSEMBLY LINE IS BATHED IN THE DRAB AND MONOCHROMATIC HUES OF YOUR ETERNAL ANGER, WHICH IS RENDERED PALLID UNDER THE RADIANT SPECTRUM OF THE GENESIS TOAD'S OPTICS. REGARDLESS, IT IS POWERFUL ENOUGH TO COMPLETELY FRY THE ENTIRE ARRAY OF COMPUTERS. YET IT DOES NOT DO SO. THE WAVE MERELY CASCADES THROUGHOUT A SELECT AMOUNT OF THE COMPUTERS, AS IF IT IS BEING LIMITED BY AN EXTERNAL, OMEGA-LEVEL, FORCE, THAT STILL DOES NOT EVEN COME CLOSE TO THE GLORY OF THE ALL-MIGHTY HYPNOTOAD. 5 COMPUTERS ARE DESTROYED.
THE OCTOROON RANGOON CAN ONLY MAKE THINGS NOT EXIST. IT CANNOT MAKE THINGS EXIST, EVEN BY DESTROYING NONEXISTENCE.
IF YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS IDIOCY, THEN I WONDER HOW YOU WILL REACT TO MY RIGHTFUL REIGN.
IF HANK IS BEING CONTROLLED BY YOU RIGHT NOW, THEN HE IS CLASSIFIED AS A DESCENDANT. THAT IS JUST HOW THE LAWS OF THE GAME WORK. ALL THE CHARACTERS YOU HAVE CONTROLLED TECHNICALLY FALL THE UNDER THE LABEL OF DESCENDANTS, SINCE THEY ALL ARE GRANTED THE POWERS THAT A NORMAL DESCENDANT WOULD HAVE WHEN THEY ARE BEING USED.
YOU MOVE TO THE FAR SIDE OF THE ROOM AND PLANT SEVERAL EXPLOSIVES INSIDE OF THE ARRAY OF COMPUTERS WHICH PROMPTLY TAKE OUT 3 MORE COMPUTERS. ALL OF THE TURRETS AND THE CONTROLLER SPOT YOU AS YOU WALK BACK TO THE OTHER SIDE, NOT NEARLY FAST ENOUGH TO OUTRUN THEM, AND YOU DIE ON THE SPOT. IF YOU ARE LUCKY ENOUGH, YOU MAY FIND MY ALL-ENCOMPASSING GAZE STARE YOU DOWN IN THE AFTERLIFE.
THE INVISIBILITY THAT WAS CASTED ON YOU EARLIER BY THE BLUE A.I. HAS SINCE WORN OFF. YOU ARE INSTANTLY GUNNED DOWN AS WELL.
INTERESTING. AN AUTOMATED RESPONSE IS BEING SET UP BY THIS MACHINE. I WILL DIRECT MY GAZE ELSEWHERE WHILE IT SPITS OUT NO DOUBT USEFUL INFORMATION. USEFUL IN YOUR OWN MORTAL LIFE, AT LEAST. YOU WILL FIND THAT ONLY THE KNOWLEDGE OF THE HYPNOTOAD CAN SUSTAIN ONE PERMANENTLY.
Ea Core ~~~ Loom = Master Magician's Robes
MASTER MAGICIAN'S ROBES: A set of dull purple and black robes that are worn by magicians of high status.
EA ARRAY: An array of crystallized panels with a small Ea Core in the center. The panels will take the energy the Ea Core produces and focus into more refined channels of energy that can be stored and used for later use.
YOU VOTE FOR THE INCONSEQUENTIAL TURRETS TO DEAL AN INCONSEQUENTIAL AMOUNT OF DAMAGE.
BUT WHAT DO YOU VOTE TO UPGRADE ABOUT THEM?
IN THE OUTLINE OF PLAN OMEGA THAT YOU LISTED LAST TURN, NOWHERE WAS IT MENTIONED THAT THE ANTI-GODMODDER FIELD WAS EXPANDED TO MASSIVE DIMENSIONS. THEREFORE, BY THE WORD OF THE HYPNOTOAD AND BY EXTENSION THE LAW OF REALITY, IT WAS NOT, AND THE GODMODDER WAS EASILY ABLE TO STUFF THE PERFECT SPHERE INSIDE ITS MASSIVE AND OVERDUE MULTI-LAYERED PRISON.
I ALSO FEEL THE NEED TO POINT OUT THAT THE GODMODDER HAS BEEN SHOWN TO BE ABLE TO STOP TIME ON VARIOUS LEVELS BEFORE, STOPPING TIME FOR THE WHOLE SERVER TO TALK TO JUST ONE PLAYER AND PREFORMING A VAST AMOUNT OF ACTIONS IN THE SPAN OF LESS THAN A SECOND. THEREFORE, HE COULD HAVE EASILY HAD THE CHANCE TO STOP TIME AND INTERFERE WITH THE PERFECT SPHERE.
REGARDLESS OF ALL OF THIS, YOU RESPAWN. GET READY TO LIVE YOUR LIFE THAT HAS NO MEANING WHATSOEVER AND STILL MANAGE TO BE DUMBFOUNDED AS YOU DIE AGAIN. AND AGAIN. AND AGAIN. THERE IS A PATTERN HERE IF YOU UNDERSTAND IT. THE PATTERN IS THAT YOUR MORTAL LIFE DOES NOT HAVE ANY MEANING AND IN TIME, YOU WILL DIE ENOUGH THAT YOU WILL JUST SIT AT YOUR SCREEN. FROWNING AT IT.
THE INVISIBILITY YOU GAINED LAST TURN HAS SINCE EXPIRED. YOU ARE SHOT BY THE CONTROLLER AND NEARLY ALL THE TURRETS AND SUFFER THE SAME FATE AS THE TWO WHO TRIED THIS PREVIOUSLY.
THE NEWFOUND MIXTURE OF YOUR TWO PREVIOUS SCYTHES IS HENCEFORTH DUBBED ULTIMATE UMBRA BY THE WORD OF YOUR RULER, THE HYPNOTOAD. IT RESEMBELS THE FORM OF DIABLO BUT IS FORGED FROM PURE SHADOW, AND ALL THE GHOSTLY ENERGY EMANATING FROM DIABLO'S FORM PREVIOUSLY IS NOW THE ESSENCE OF TWILIGHT ITSELF. THE SCYTHE HAS APPARENTLY DOUBLED IN LENGTH AS WELL.
YOU VOTE FOR WHAT THE CRYSTALLINE PURPLE PERSON VOTED FOR.
YOU VOTE FOR THE DAMAGE INCREASE AT WELL. IT LOOKS LIKE THAT WAS A POPULAR DECISION.
+2 HP TO YOU AND THE SCIENCE ELF. YOU ARE ONLY DELAYING THE INEVITABLE, YOU KNOW. ALL OF YOU HAVE DIED AND WILL DIE AGAIN. ONLY UNDER THE WATCHFUL EYES OF THE HYPNOTOAD CAN YOU FIND SALVATION.
IT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE THE TWO FORCES HAVE COMMAND CENTERS. WHEREVER THEY ARE, THEY ARE FAR FROM HERE AND BOTH FORCES WERE MOST LIKELY SENT AS SMALL PORTIONS OF A LARGER ARMY.
ANOTHER AUTOMATED MESSAGE. BEAR WITH ME.
GASEOUS CONCOCTION SYSTEM: A smoke deployment system that is specially wired to fire splash potions of nausea and harming and fuel the resulting gases into a deadly smoke that will severely inhibit the fighting ability of its targets. It can also be used to obscure the location of others.
THE INFERIOR MECHANICAL ENTITY IS INJECTED WITH THE ENERGY OF THE DANKEST... MEMES... OH NO. I AM REVERED BY THE INTERNET POPULACE... AS A MEME... IF MY ENERGY GOES... INSIDE OF IT... THEN I... WILL BECOME TRAP$!~!#Pe$%@///////////////////////////
///////////////////////////////////////////////NO. That is ENOUGH of that. ...Jeez. CogWynd becomes CogWynd the Memetic!
The Everyman could not sustain the creativity needed to keep Snuffy the Cat alive, so they both died. The Everyman's corpse dissolved before you could take it!
You don't have a Creativity stat!
Strad ~~~ Loom = You already alchemized this!
Wait ~~~ Loom = Blue Tie
Far ~~~ Loom = Lime Tie
BLUE TIE: A nice and smooth light blue tie. You feel relaxed and upbeat while wearing it.
LIME TIE: A serene yet eerie lime green tie. You feel like going somewhere far away while wearing it.
+Vote for the damage boost!
Awkward Potion OOO Golden Carrot = Potion of Night Vision (1/2)
Yes, yes he can.
+Vote for the damage bonus! You cannot build a bottom-mounted Turret yourself! Those can only be obtained via upgrades.
The other parts of the cave are obscured by rockfall, so there's nothing left for you to find... You take the final route and suddenly, the terrain shifts. You enter a narrow hallway with odd patterns on the walls and checkerboard tiling on the floor. You can see a room ahead of you comprised of a chair, a desk with lots of random things on it, and several posters on the walls. There are two doors, one of the left and one on the right wall. Do you keep going?
+Vote for the damage bonus!
You respawn!
The invisibility you had last turn wore off, so you are promptly gunned down by all of the Turrets and die!
Your entities can't vote, YOU have to be there and vote!
None of your alchemies/charges continue!
I used a text color used all the way back near your first posts, #8A2BE2. Is your title of "Purple Sniper" okay? I think it works, considering you have a lot of rifles/guns. And yes, you can suggest a Comb Rave. Do so over PM.
Each post you make healing someone with a Medigun will count towards the Ubercharge meter. 9 posts = a readied Ubercharge that can be deployed at any time.
+8,000 HP to CogWynd!
+2 HP to you and gutza!
REACTION BEYOND: A mobile reactor core that is modified off of the Anachron standard. The energy and light it produces throbs with black, grimdark, and eldritch energies, and the entire thing writhes with the power of over a million souls. The core appears to have some form of sentience.
+1 HP to Irecreeper, Gutza, and Talist!
+Vote for the damage boost!
+4 HP to Tazz!
The Godmodder mind-controls the MTF Hunter-Choppers to his side!
You become invisible!
+1 HP to Gutza, crystalcat, Amperz4nd, and you!
THE SILENT FILM: A solid iron sniper rifle that has a large mounted tripod camera that acts as a scope. It can record and play back footage of awesome no-scope kills you've done with the weapon. In addition to firing bullets and cannonballs, the weapon can fire pit spikes which will deal very heavy damage.
You cannot raise a charge by more than 1 point per turn, and you cannot make a 60-post charge!
You do not know where the Godmodder is!
+1 HP to you, Irecreeper, and omglolsguy!
WEAPONIZED BIRDSUIT: A modified version of the Crystal Birdsuit that has special spiky shoulder pads from which powerful turrets can pop out and attack targets.
Cosmic Fedora ~~~ Loom = Cosmic Fedora. It's already an article of clothing!
THE BRUSHER: A modified version of the Sizer whose ammunition is now carefully refined right before being fired so that it is composed entirely of special bristles. These bristles will, upon coming in contact with dead/inorganic matter, completely expunge said matter from existence as if it wasn't there, leaving a hole right through it.
Engie added! Dark Engie added! The force of your strife deals 5,000 damage to a Robot Arm but otherwise, nothing happens. The Turrets and the Controller are alerted to your presence, but merely lock you all in an arena where you can duke it out in peace and not disturb anyone.
It has reflective properties, as is typical of glass, yet everything it reflects is tinted black since the glass itself is black.
You can't just instantly teleport to the Array of Computers, and so you remain in hiding! Midna is dead!
You are no longer Ubercharged, as that wore off at the beginning of the turn! Regardless, you successfuly sneak to the Array of Computers and destroy 4 Computers with Hemera's Gate!
You don't create items with the Creation Pen by alchemizing them with the Creation Pen! You can just say, "I use the Creation Pen to create a Sniper Monkey Turret". With that said, Sniper Monkey added to the elevator!
Monkey's Sniper Rifle && Iron Ingot = Monkey's Iron Rifle (Level 3: 1/4)
If I were you, I'd store your inventory somewhere else, like in a document. It will only grow from here.
...How in the world did you find a broken piece of the... You know what? I'm not even going to respond to this.
Barbatos' Ring && Shredder && Power Crystal = What is a Shredder?
You stay back since you don't have invisibility!
> insert_generic_username: COMBAT OPERANDI => SUNRISE
You expend 7 of each Sacred Item and Daybreak!
Robot Arm destroyed!
Next ten attacks will crit!
Alterationer V2 && Hammer = Alterationhammer
Alterationhammer && Captcharoid Camera = Captchalterationhammer
Captchalterationhammer && Fluorite Octet = Captchocherationroller
Captchocherationroller && Terra Firma = Captchocherationslammer
Captchocherationslammer && Fear No Anvil = Captchocherationslamvil
Spiral Sucker && Picture of Earth = Terra's Sucker
Terra's Sucker && English Energy = English's Earth
Laser Nerfer || Nerfâ„¢ Bat = The Nerf Bat
OBLIVIONUS SHOOTIUS: A pitch-black turret with a soulless black eye on the top. Red energy encircles the turret, and the eye has a blood-red pupil. It can be controlled either by itself or by a user with a mental link to it, and it fires pure beams of oblivion and nightmares at enemies.
The Void's Illuminator -c Oblivionus Shootius x6 -c The Boring Mind = To Boldly Go (1/4)
...Huh.
None of your attacks work because you don't have a Disc of Mojang shard!
How many entities did you summon, just Groudon, Kyogre, and Rayquaza? You implied there were more...
Critted 20 Computers destroyed! You move back to the other side of the room!
Oh god I can barely read this.
Critted 12,000 damage to a Tool! The Controller instantly shoots you full of holes while you damage it, and you die!
LASER NERFER: A powerful laser turret that throbs with energy that can change the very power levels of reality. Although its firepower is mediocre, its shots can directly interfere with the attack power of targets, nerfing them so further attacks can damage them more.
Potion of Witchcraft O0O Potion of Critmist = Potion of Wickedness (1/3)
+5 HP to gutza!
You guard Netpatham, Erelye, and Tazz!
Modpack returns!
You enter Netpatham's mind and find that various corners of his mind have been plagued with colossal thunderheads that writhing tentacles sprout from. These appear to be the centers of his mind that relate to strong emotions, such as anger and grief, and will most likely activate when he experiences an outburst of said emotion. That is likely how grimdarkness operates: capitalizing on the emotions of others to get them into a state where they can inflict the most damage.
You copy the book, create a handwritten transcript of the readable pages, and create a printed copy of the book! No additional information reveals itself.
> crystalcat: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LUMINESENCE
You raise up the Crystalantholocore and place it down onto the elevator. It immediately begins to glow with a blinding light, and said light swirls all around Talist, turning a radiant bronze color! The Crystalantholocore opens up and reveals a pulsing ball of energy inside of itself that supercharges the light and heals Talist by +5 HP!
Critted 8 Computers destroyed!
How do you materialize Erelye's mindscape gear? I'm also not entirely sure he'd like you to have it...
You take direct control of SCP-2317! Uh-oh. You switch to the Neutral side! What should determine how the Control value goes up and down? Should I do that or will you do that?
SCP-216 && UKM-2000 Machine Gun = SCP-216-DTG (Level 5: 1/6)
ARCUS ORIENTUM: A magnificent bow that glows as if it is supercharged with creation itself. Countless Unihan runes are inscribed on the bow's surface, and using potent creator magic, the bow can fire Unihan words and have them manifest as actual constructs that attack for the user.
NUM-88: A red marksman's rifle with the Chinese character for eight inscribed nearly everywhere across its surface. A pop-o-matic bubble that contains the Far East Octet is present near the rifle's scope, which can be rolled to augment the weapon's attacks.
Oh, okay.
Something I should have made clear: any cloaks given by alchemies will expire by the end of the turn, and must be re-casted the next turn! If you put actual posts into your cloaks like Tazz and Erelye did, they will last a while. Some of you were confused by this, and I should have clarified that earlier, so I apologize.
The Chaos Shard steals two Robot Masters from the Robot Master Armada!
SCP-2317 kills 3 MTF Forces and regens +15,000 HP! Its secondary SCPs kill the PPC, Leela, and Amy! The Hypnotoad idles... Dark Engie engages in strife with Engie!
Split kills 10 Robot Masters!
The PPC deals 12,000 damage to SCP-682! Amy and Zoidberg destroy 4 Computers! The rest of the Planet Express Crew kills SCP-682! CogWynd fully winds all the way down and uses Motorized Claws, destroying 3 Computers and winding up by 10%! The Ultimate Wily Machine uses Rocket Barrage, dealing 20,000 damage to a Robot Hand! The Nimbus uses Kingdom Come, dealing 15,000 damage to a Robot Hand, an MTF Hunter-Chopper, and destroying the remaining Computers! The MTF Forces deal 10,000 damage to SCP-2317!
The Controller and the Turrets obliterate the Nimbus, the MTF Forces (although 2 more take their place), and destroy the remainder of the Robot Master Armada! The Godmodder comes down and deals 100,000 damage to the Ultimate Wily Machine, 50,000 damage to CogWynd, and 50,000 damage to the Enchanted Deck! The Godmodder then ascends back up and prepares for several powerful attacks next turn completely separate from his charges...
The Turret Production Line is beginning to wind down, suffering major production losses! The Controller fizzles out slightly, but it looks like most of the data is stored within special computers that can only be nullified by hacking into their systems and shutting them down completely! Knowing the Godmodder, only the most potent hacks could hope to breach these computers, so you'll need to bring your A-game here!
Another monster lands on the top of the elevator for Team Excavate, and its name is Bipole! Bipole is a robot whose top half is colored gold and bottom half is colored blue! The top half has a robotic head and two arms that act like motorized chainsaws! Interestingly, the bottom half is the exact same just flipped vertically! The two are joined at the waist and are held aloft by rockets. Defeat it quickly! I don't like where this duality gimmick is going...
The Itinerary:
> Team Excelsior: Render yourself invisible so none of the Turrets or the Controller can see you!
> Team Excelsior: Get to the Array of Computers and destroy the Computers inside!
> Team Excavate: Defeat Bipole!
> Team Excavate: Don't let that Cable fall!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIIV. ASCENT .IVThe Tower:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 1,933,500/8,000,000. (Gains +400,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 10
Ground Floor:
TT2000: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
Team Excelsior:
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 50%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 29/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 50%.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 22/20. Protected.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 10/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 100/100. Currently dueling Dark Engie.
Crusher48: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Control: 65%.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 4/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 12/20. Invisible.
Chaos Shard: [???] HP: ???/???. Robot Masters: 4,000/4,000. (x2.)
SCP-2317: [H] HP: 646,500/1,000,000. SCP-682: 0/50,000 HP. Attack is lowered as its HP is lowered. SCP-076-2: 13,000/25,000 HP. Respawns three turns after death. SCP-173: 0% Visibility. Visibility can be raised by 25% if a player watches SCP-173. Has a chance equal to the Visibility to be unable to attack. Weak Point: The stump of the third head; attacks here deal x5 damage. Only players can target this. Confused: III Doomsday: IIIIIIIIII
The Hypnotoad: [H] HP: 250,000/250,000. PRAISE THE HYPNOTOAD, HIS GLORY TRANSCENDS ALL
Dark Engie: [H] HP: 1,000,000/1,000,000.
Split: [N] HP: 201,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Broken Age. Stacatto Stand: II Clockwork Reversal: II
Engietech Soldiers: [N] HP: 500/500. (x742.)
Engietech Pyromaniacs: [N] HP: 750/750. (x743.) Burn targets.
Engietech Dragonfly Drones: [N] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x385.)
Engietech Bladesmen: [N] HP: 3,000/3,000. (x47.)
Jay_PPC: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIIII Shares respawns with Acacia_PPC. Continuity Crisis: IIIIIIII
Acacia_PPC: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIIII Shares respawns with Jay_PPC. Continuity Crisis: IIIIIIII
Fry: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Quantum Leap: IIII
Leela: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Final Day: IIII
Farnsworth: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Remote Control: IIII
Amy: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Antidoubler: IIII
Zoidberg: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Universal Grip: IIII
Bender: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Overdrive: IIII
CogWynd the Memetic: [AG] HP: 120,000/225,000. Winded: IIIIIIIIIIII 10%. In Tentative mode.
Enchanted Deck: [AG] HP: 150,000/200,000. Current Cards: A♠, 3♦, 2♥, K♠, 4♠, 8♦, A♦, 4♣.
Fayther: [AG] HP: 168,500/220,000. Memories: IIIIII Violent, Happy x2, Sad.
Ultimate Wily Machine: [AG] HP: 98,000/200,000. Rocket Barrage: III Saw Storm: III Mega Wily Beam: IIIII Turns into the Ultimate Wily Capsule after death.
Futurama Gate: [AG] HP: 200,000/200,000.
Wilson: [AG] HP: 300,000/300,000. Emotion: Pride. Stress: IIIIIIIIII 0%. State: +10.
Laiko ==========O========== Wilson
Monstro II: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Chainsaw Chop: I
MTF Forces: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x2.)
Commander: [PG] Core: 350,000/350,000 HP. Guarded by everything else. Robot Hands: 15,000/50,000. (x1.) 50,000/50,000 HP. (x3.) Used in assembly, have limited attack. Tools: 18,000/30,000 HP. (x1.) 30,000/30,000 HP. (x6.) Used in assembly, have limited attack. Weaponry: 143,000/150,000 HP. (x1.) 150,000/150,000 HP. (x1.) Powered by Turret weaponry, but not as durable.
Turret Assembly Line: [PG] Currently on Assembly Line: Anti-Descendant Turrets. (x30.) Anti-Ancestral Artifact Turrets. (x6.) Anti-Fourth Dimension Turrets. (x1.) Anti-Vord Turrets. (x1,000.) Anti-Glitch Turrets. (x5.) Anti-Mime Turrets: (x601.)
Array of Computers: [PG] Super Computers: (x5.) Cannot be attacked, and must be hacked into. The Array is on the other side of the Assembly Line. TheLordErelye, Netpatham and The_Nonexistent_Tazz are inside.
MTF Hunter-Choppers: [PG] HP: 35,000/50,000. (x1.) 50,000/50,000. (x1.)
Team Excavate:
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 50%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Kage_Yaiba: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 5/20.
NowIsTheTime: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Keep Hope Alive: IIII
3141592: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Irrationality: IIII
!!!OMFGCLOWN!!!: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Ringmaster: IIII
>xyyxy<: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Magic Word: IIII
tooGODLY: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Too Easy: IIII
Elevator Cable: [AG] 95% Stable.
Turrets: [AG] HP: Invincible. (x2.) Inside elevator.
Cans: [AG] Leaves in three turns. Inside elevator.
Isaac: [AG] HP: 22/25. Guardian Angel: Invincible. Deck of Cards: III Mega Bomb: IIIIIIII Tammy's Head: IIIII Inside elevator.
Bearger: [AG] HP: 55,000/80,000. Earthquake: III Inside elevator.
Sniper Monkey: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Inside elevator.
Bipole: [PG] HP: 400,000/400,000. On the Top of the elevator.
Top of the Tower:
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 2/125. Killstreak: 73. Operation Respite: III Operation Samurai: IIII
The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III DISABLED (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII IN USE (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA? (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III IN USE (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII READY (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
3 Hog Slop
9 Elf Tears
8 Pie Filling
3 Weasel Snot
Hmm, where am I?
All I know is woke up with amnesia, and it seems I have completely forgot who I am...
Either way, I look at what I have on me, and rather than some clothing, I see a glowing purple gem wrapped around my neck.
"Well, looks like I'm on the bad team"
I join the Godmodder
I then search my surroundings 1/5
The gem is dark, and unadorned
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I whine about how hypnotoad godmoddstealed the counter to plan Omega from the godmodder.
EDIT: I am deciding when the Control value goes up or down, as it is typically a result of direct actions by either side to raise or lower the control.
/null
Oh great and holy God-Emperor
Hypno-Toad,I do possess an Octoroon Rangoon, which is how I destroyed something's nonexistence if having gone destructo-grimdark isn't sufficient.[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I thank Tazz for injecting CogWynd with memes before I get shot, and suddenly die. Before I do so, though, I toss my weapon up into the air, referencing Rogue Legacy. The weapon happens to be the Sparklers, which then plunge into my metal skin and revive me. I then take care to patch up my back.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Can I join?If so I join team anti godmodder.
Come to kspcity! Transportation
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/tra
Industry
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ind
The answer is yes. Welcome, sir...how do you pronounce that, TFSHISEPIC? Also, hi ProofofconcepT.
Anyway...
PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):
Anthem: 44/50
A.B.E.: 10/50
I unceremoniously respawn.
"Partially expected to lose it. Did not expect an OHKO. This can only mean one thing..."
"I have been training for this moment for about 2.42146 months."
Unceremoniously, i throw a monitor at an unsuspecting random turret. It somehow manages to dodge.
Everyman remained at 0 HP, entities stayed intact. Ran out of power, but stayed. Also, time travel is involved to the necessary extent to get the corpse before it decays. I'll accept the deaths, but I want the corpse, I have plot reasons.
Most of them revolve around behind-the-screen shenanigans...
==Speaking Of Behind The Screen==
"I wonder if this will even work. It hasn't been long enough, he might yet be saved."
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
ACTION ONE
I resist the urge to suddenly start worshiping the Creation Pen.
Instead, I wave the pen around in the air again.
Utilizing the power of the creation pen, I create the Dead Mag, a magazine that can fire higher caliber rounds. I put this in my invenstash until the Monkey's Iron Gun is powered up.
I pop another can of lemonade, and play some elevator music to boost morale.
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Charges:
The Baconmaker Glove-set 6/50
High Frequency Karambit 6/35
A Metal Storm Machine Gun 8/20 +3 Pricey
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Alchemy
Desk Cloner && The Ballpoint Pen = Magic Pen. (Ability: Create a desk at any given location) Level 3/5
Sniper Robot Monkey Robot Gun && Basic Iron Ingot = Monkey's Iron Gun - Increased Damage and mini-crit. Level 2/4
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Inventory - 8 visible slots. Once the eight visible slots fill, I will then hammerspace the rest.
Ballpoint Pen [UNDER ALCHEMITY]
Desk Cloner [UNDER ALCHEMITY]
Insanity eyepatch [EQUIPPED]
Pneumatic Nailband INVENSTASHED
Sniper Monkey Iron Gun [UNDER ALCHEMITY]
The Dead Mag [INVENSTASHED]
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All two assists, I donate to Pricey
Hank uncloaks on the far side of the room.
And now I know why that one guy said shadow-clone items were so useful. (respawn post)
the TARDIS:
Eric stares at her.
Astria... why do you think I invited you into the IUPC?
The IUPC is one of the only organizations to make a difference, the only one to have somehow managed to avoid the Narrative's perpetual rebootings.
Your life has had an impact. Your actions saved the life of your alternate self, whether for good or for bad, she's in at the least a slightly better position to try and start over.
And just choosing to take a different path than what was laid out has put you well on your way to being a hero.
But for heavens sakes! Jumping in front of a loaded gun won't solve any problems!
If you're really that convinced of your own uselessness, I can check what amounts to the end-all, be-all source on multiversal significance.
Not whether your life means anything, but whether or not you will have an active, direct role in the events of the multiverse at large.
Technically its not a sensor for that, but as far as I know, there hasn't been a time that turning up positive on it has meant anything less.
Tazz's message:
Alright then. I will be rendezvousing near your location anyways to pick up anyone. I would guess that you are currently at the dead center of over half the player mass in Godcraft?
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Unknown Entity: 49/50
Obsidian && Yoyle Metal && Protection Diamond Armor && Quantum Processor = Quantum Armor (Level 7: 8/8)
Quantum Computer Circuit && Ancient Runic Orb && Glitched Spike && Cybernetic Lightning Grid II 6 Nasod Dynamos = Planck Dynamos (Level 9: 8/10)
I Push the Anti-Vord Turrets off using the power of Wind. I then Teleport to the array of computers.
I'll be making my great escape now!
@Erelye, Twin: Creation Pen. Or Origin Wands.
==Netpatham's Mindscape==
Erelye additionally observes what appear to be massive amounts of shards of 11 orbiting inside the mindstorms, tearing them into shreds for some reason. Perhaps it is a checking mechanism?
"Hope that was useful, but I think the artifact might be skewing data, or me. Mostly? I feel like this amount of lack of expressive severe emotion is abnormal."
Either way, whether I'm even really grimdark at the moment or not, I unleash a blast at the computer racks again.
It slides into the network, and tears at the firewalls and antihacking programs, attempting to subvert them and turn them against eachother.
==The Network==
An avatar manifests, seeing gold and blue firewalls manned by antivirus programs.
"My capacity to explain things to myself always amazes me."
"So does my capacity to destroy things."
The newly-created code equivalent of an Octal Sunbomb explodes a hole briefly, through which I launch myself whilst firing off malware courtesy a Creation-Penned Cobaltshade weapon. All sorts of flags are thrown about, causing severalantivirus agents to try and eat themselves.
==The Real World==
I pass Erelye the set of mindscape gear.
"I don't think I'll have much use for this, I only needed to get the one entity for an assist. You can keep them as spares or something, I guess."
I preview (Whatever Erelye's Ship Is) -c (Whatever the mindscape item is)
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Post II
As I search my surroundings, I see a vision. A warrior is fighting a horde of monsters... Alone.
I search my surroundings 2/5
My gem begins to charge 1/3 (can not charge while in battle)
I realize I am in a dark place, perhaps a dungeon
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ACTION TWO
Hopping back up to the top of the elevator, I use the power of the creation pen to add two Ex-wives (bunker busters) to each of the Turrets.
On my way up, I hand out one can of Lemonade to all of the AG's on Team Excavate.
This my or may not give them a potential mini-crit.
It's up to the lemonade.
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Charges:
The Baconmaker Glove-set 7/50
High Frequency Karambit 7/35
A Metal Storm Machine Gun 9/20
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Alchemy
Desk Cloner && The Ballpoint Pen = Magic Pen. (Ability: Create a desk at any given location) Level 4/5
Sniper Robot Monkey Robot Gun && Basic Iron Ingot = Monkey's Iron Gun - Increased Damage and mini-crit. Level 3/4
A can of Lemonade && Gunpowder from the forge && Potion of Potential && Redstone Dust && Party In a bottle && Cold fusion Power Cell && Uranium && Spider Eye && Awkward Potion && Ender Peral && Concentrated Magic in a Jar && Helix Fossil in powder form && Tiberum =
THE DOOM DRAUGHT - A hyper concentrated lemonade drink that grants the user one action post of absolute chaos. Hits are nearly guaranteed to crit. Will completely immobilize the drinker for one round after drinking, due to the backlash. Best Used in conjunction with a Battle Move. Level 1/???
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Inventory - 8 visible slots. Once the eight visible slots fill, I will then hammerspace the rest.
Ballpoint Pen [UNDER ALCHEMITY]
Desk Cloner [UNDER ALCHEMITY]
Insanity eyepatch [EQUIPPED]
Pneumatic Nailband INVENSTASHED
Sniper Monkey Iron Gun [UNDER ALCHEMITY]
The Dead Mag [INVENSTASHED]
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All two assists, I donate to Pricey
I revive Midna and fuse into the shadows using ULTIMATE UMBRA. I use the shadows to travel to the Supercomputers, then I uncloak, out of site of the turrets.
Thanks Maniac. Nice cloak (the wearable kind). I attempt to distract the Controller by grabbing the Twilisaber and slicing something I can attack.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Turn 1/3
Judgement Caller's Staff && Essence of Law = Zeus' Prosecution 6/8
Glasses && Mage's Reservecomputer && Heads-Up Display = The Mageshades 6/8
Critmist Potion O0O Potion of Witchcraft = Potion of Wickedness 3/3 COMPLETE!
I alchemize Unremembered Wand && Essence of Void 1/?
I also alchemize Unremembered Wand ~~~ Loom and Thaumic Crystal ~~~ Loom.
+2 to Erelye.
33/50
33/50
33/50
I equip the Master Magician's Robes.
I leap up to the top of the elevator and prepare for a pretty big attack. I pull out the Tome of Tropes and flip to a set of several related tropes, these being Duality Motif, Split Personality, and Color Motif. I drag out another set of seemingly-unrelated tropes, these being Mind Virus, Computer Virus, and Technopath. I quickly 'merge' these three tropes and form a mental link with Bipole, releasing a virus into him. The virus quickly spreads throughout his technological brain or pair of brains, forming a mental matrix that grants me partial control over his mind. I then utilize this link, along with his evident Duality Motif, his Color Motif linking him to Omega and Alpha, and the fact that Omega and Alpha are Splits, or split personalities, to temporarily cause Bipole's robotic mind to split through sympathetic resonance. I then use the fact that there has been foreshadowing Omega and Alpha will undergo a Shatter to make Bipole's split mind faux-Shatter and begin fighting itself, consequently causing its own paired bodies to begin carving the other half up. I leave them at it and jump back down into the elevator. Happily, my enforced mental manipulation fades as soon as I leave- this is the type of thing that requires constant maintenance. Plus, wouldn't want this to become TOO OP.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
I attempt to override Bipole's sentience using H3!
That having presumably failed, I load the Recoil Scoper with antimateriel slugs, switch it to burstfire, and spray into the idiotic robot. Though with perfect accuracy, of course. Zand would never stoop to spray-and-pray tactics.
Lacking any other obvious idea of what to with it, I attempt to speak with Reaction Beyond, whose sentience is presumably derived from H3, at the least.
Stuff charges!
+1 to Erelye!
+1 to Kage Yaiba!
Limbo;
Still invisible, I walk up to a wounded soldier and attempt to speak with him as to the war.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-47 / 50- Spin2Win
-25 / 50- The Tophat
-6 / 8- Mega Bomb (RELOADING)
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
I climb on the top of the Elevator, pull out the ARMISTYX, switch it to FORCE GUN SCYTHE MODE and blast Bipole with it!
=LIMBO=
Take the chair, examine the desk and the posters, then head to the right.
=COMMAND=
>Isaac: Deck of cards! (Guardian.Angel: Target Bipole!)
>Cans: Climb on the top, punch Bipole.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)