You should be fine, according to my reckoning, at the least.
/null
So far, absolutely NOONE has died because of that gra--
I erect a shield of s around the Owl Effigy!
I then layer in more not-Red Suns around that barrier.
Following that, the Cuestick Protocol drones generate a Thaumic Reactive/Retaliatory Glyph Shield.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I put The need for the construction of Titanic, a large living room, full statement is false unknown>host(the world wide web, to Moses by God on the paper to focus on this point. I'm in a hurry andwalls, walls of text, fully automatic mysterious world of Internet owl,I thought the statue of images, text Size, and more powerful attack. What's more, the Titanic, the wall, you won't get up, I say, full text, full was a part of the world a comprehensive agreement on all kinds of weird people, Welcome to the party, and all of the video. A very powerful attack. All fast, pond construction, integrity contact with large error in the transfer, rent on the Internet, which aims to protect, and the application process, as well as the number and power of the attack. Therefore, the
construction of the great wall of China, how many sports mystery of text, free translation of class x, not, strong attack game. (Also known as a horribly mistranslated wall of text) in front of the 0wl Effigey.
On my right, there is a BUZZSAW MACHINE recognizable as LIL' SLUGGER to those of you who play Super Meat Boy.
I then hold a SUSPICIOUS REMOTE and press a BUTTON on said remote. All of a sudden, MONSTRO appears from the sky!
This monstrosity appears before me, then jumps into the LIL' SLUGGER!
Oh, dear! This is horrible! Has science gone too far?!
If the art doesn't show up, the link is here: http://imgur.com/ms41fXX. Yes, it's crappy, but it's the best I can do. I can probably do better on paper.
As such, MONSTRO begins his reign of terror!
Monstro [AG] HP: 80,000 (Operating LIl' Slugger)
Actions:
Blood Bath: Deals 6,000 damage to any nearby enemies.
Splash Jump: First, jumps into the air, rendering him Airborne, making 50% of attacks miss in this state. Once he lands, Monstro will deal 4,000 to 6,000 damage to any nearby enemies. This will dismount him from Lil' Slugger. This cannot be used twice in a row.
Remount: This will make him operate Lil' Slugger again.
Passives:
Vengeance: Upon death, will turn into Monstro II. (I'll make the stats when that happens)
Flesh Bulk: Will dismount other entities from Lil'Slugger once he uses Remount.
Lil' Slugger [???] HP: 100,000 (Being operated by Monstro)
Actions:
Metal Stomp: Deals 8,000 damage and makes the opponent unable to act for one turn. The opponent must be nearby.
Chainsaw Chop: This deals 12,000 damage to an opponent and will make the opponent Bleed for 3,000 damage for 2 turns. This cannot be used twice in a row. Lil'Slugger saws its opponent in half, in other words.
Aichiophobia: Using the magic of the Fencers from Castle Crashers, Lil'Slugger throws a sawblade at a target, dealing 6,000 damage. This is the only ranged attack it has.
Passives:
Vehicle: Can be operated by any entity, but Monstro or Monstro II have priority.
Sawblade Armor: When attacked (or its operator is attacked) The target will take 4,000 damage if it is a physical attack.
Massive Explosion: When defeated, Lil'Slugger will deal 20,000 damage to its operator and any nearby enemies.
Mechanical Nature: This cannot be affected by status effects.
Well, this is designed to be another entity on the field to distract from the Owl Effigy, since Doc Scratch can only attack one or the other with maximum effectiveness.
Well? Anyone want anything? Not you gutza I'm deciding to take out petty grievances over stuff. Anyways, I create a construct of the Logic Cannon with my Prince's Chisel, then use it to enforce the logic that Decads are unnatural and dumb, as well as stealing all of gutza's luck to lower his damage with decads because decads are incredibly inelegant. I then use this stolen luck to roll the Brewer's Eight at the Owl Effigy, unloading a bunch of healing potions on it.
+2 Tazz
Rafflesia 50/50 (On hold)
Plant food, fertilizer, water, etc. 1/50
More Runic Shielding 16/50
Fluorite Octet && Heart (Aspect) Energies 5/9 (Lover's Octet)
Biology Textbook && Fluorite Decad 3/11 (Earth's Decad)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-18, Tazz-34, crystal-18, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
>Kill some spiders! Defend yourself if any try to attack you!
I swipe a Cure Staff from Final Fantasy and !bonk! the Owl Effigy with it a few times. Its pure healing aura flows into the Effigy in jolts, in time with the *THWACK*s of my bizarre healing implement. After a few hits, I have an idea and fly up to the top of the Effigy. Sitting on top of it, I call, "Order! Order in the food court!" while bonking the head of the Effigy with the Staff, using it like a judge's gavel. After a second or two, my cries change to "Odor in the court!" as a conjured image of a skunk walks up to me. Then, I fly down to the middle of the Effigy and grip the Staff like a bat, charging it with copious amounts of magic. Narration comes out of nowhere as my immediate surroundings shimmer with thaliamancy and shift from the cimmerian void to a sunny, windswept baseball field. I adjust my baseball cap and watch the indistinct figure of the pitcher. "There's the windup... And there's the pitch!," cries the announcer, and I take an accurate swing at the ball, which shimmers at the last moment and reveals itself to be the Owl Effigy! I knock the Effigy out of the park, supercharging it with a massive amount of healing energy as I do so. My surroundings shimmer again and change back to their normal dark state. The Cure Staff is stored away for later use or alchemization.
+2 to Gutza.
Luckily, you have developed a way to betray-without-betraying.
*Marsh-Mired in Dreams of Sustenance has increased to 7!*
39/49
17/25
THAUMONOMITRON: A powerful supercomputer that acts a repository for all thaumic knowledge; in essence, a digital version of the Thaumonomicon.
+10,000 HP to the Owl Effigy!
> Kill some spiders. Defend yourself if any try to attack you.
You slice two more CAVE SPIDERS, crit-killing them both!
Wood Ash && Nether Powder && Black Liquid Sorrow = Deathwood Ash (5/5!)
Jukebox && Concentrated Creation Essence && Eldritch Tentacle = The Beat-Skipper (2/11)
Bottle of Water && Wood Ash = Ashen Water (2/3)
Abyssal Inferno 18/50
Scarlet Infinity 7/25
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I examine the Deathwood Ash.
Simply fascinating. I read Conclusion ~ Apotheosis, if you are willing to write it out.
>Stan: Kill everything, sparing yourself as a matter of principle.
I pull out the esoteric jar of eldritch flames. By which I mean I pull out the esoteric jar of Eldritch Flames. Hah. Emphasis is important, in this case. I hold the jar in my hands, scrutinizing the flames. It will take a powerful spell to do what I desire to do with this. Luckily, that spell is readily at my disposal. My research has not failed me, for once. Journeys into nigh-eternal repositories of knowledge and outer lands of primordial horrors serve to grant me such knowledge. The knowledge to manipulate the unknowable blaze. The wretched inferno. I lift the jar upwards, carefully holding it. One false move, and the flame could be released in quite the detrimental fashion. The flames writhe and twitch, pulsating wildly within the jar. The very fabric of time seems to buckle around the flame every time it pulsates. The interior of the jar seems to be illuminated by reverberating white light every time a pulsation occurs. I carefully watch the pulsations, numbering each one. After several minutes of watching the flame, I realize something. The pulsations appear to coincide with my every heartbeat. That is... rather interesting. I twist the jar within my grip slightly, before uttering in a pretentious manner with the tongue of a thousand horrors.
Gish ksgi'gin resgi'gns ssgi's'emwgi.
Upon doing this, I unseal the top of the jar slightly. The warped black flame's pulsations have accelerated to around twice their original speed, to around two to three pulsations per second. A flicker of flame is released through the slightly unsealed jar. I seal it once more. Holding the jar in one hand, I telekinetically pull the flame released from the jar before me. It's pulsations are speeding along exceedingly swiftly. Do they still coincide with my heartbeat? I know not, and I know enough about eldritch powers to know not to dare turn my sight away from this flame. A thumping sound becomes rather evident, coinciding with the pulsations. With every pulsation, the fabric of spacetime seems to buckle around the flame, releasing a small burst of white light. I telekinetically force the flame to head towards the Owl Effigy. It travels slowly, as if resisting my mind with potent force. How... is this fire resisting me, exactly? I don't actually know how this mere flame has the power to do what a hundred demonic abominations could not. This should not be possible. The flame slowly comes to a halt before the Effigy. I hold out my right hand, the one not encumbered by a jar. Flickers of black energy float from the surrounding area, and come to rest in my palm, before disappearing. This occurs for nine seconds. Then, suddenly, I ball that hand into a fist. The small flame before the Owl Effigy instantaneously bursts into life, becoming a massive aura of flame, still resisting me. If this thing does not get extinguished by the end of the turn, I'd expect it to start draining my life force, little by little, in retaliation. But, what do I know about this thing? Nothing, and that's what's odd. The flame's pulsations carry along at their swift rate, slowing to a steady pace slightly faster and tenser than it was originally.
~
I attempt to store the idol in my shadow's inventory. Then, I march towards the memory of Grayhold as expediently as possible. When I reach the citadel, I enter, and stare at the singular empty room within. Is this what occurred to Grayhold whilst we have been gone? I do not know. A shadow in a memory. The death of the sixth enquier of the first week. Whilst it is not the first of the third, it has potency. Even if time doesn't have any meaning in Limbo. My shadow draws the shadowy Hazel Wand, and points it at a wall, moving the shadowy rod in a straight line. A stream of violet energy carves a mark into the wall. I continue with the pattern. After around half a minute, the thing becomes evident. It is a triangle, carved into the wall. Three words are imbedded into the thing, within the triangle, along with some strange symbol that does not appear to belong to any language known to sentient beings.
"Grando autem triangulum."
I stare at the symbol for a few moments, before pulling out what appears to be some tenebrous, almost fluid, chalk. In a few moments, I have drawn a circle on the floor before the triangle and the phrase, entirely out of fluid-like, shadowy chalk. With a flick of the Hazel Wand, eight candles appear around the circle. I don't need a picture. Hah. I slide the shadowy Hazel Wand into the folds of my robes. Afterwards, I mutter something to myself, and then begin to speak.
DEATHWOOD ASH: A muted grey ash that appears to be a mixture of normal tree ash and pure hellish powder,united by a drop of black liquid sorrow. The resulting material is known as Deathwood, a horrifying wood that is used in the creation of several eldritch items.
Aura of Flame added!
You pocket the idol and return to the ruined and lifeless Grayhold memory. You recite the incantation and acquire several materials, an extreme amount of magical energy crackling around your position.
Conclusion ~ Apotheosis
a-poth-e-o-sis - noun the highest point in the development of something; culmination or climax. ~~~ the elevation of someone to divine status, deification.
And now, our journey throughout the world of split personalities comes to an end, as all good things must. We have covered the terminology of split personalities, their creation, their nature, their rises, their falls, and their demises. No doubt you have learned something from this book's pages; something that may help you in future endeavors or shed light on past experiences. And even if you have not learned something from this, it would be best to take its contents to heart.
Any self-respecting hero, adventurer, or villain will no doubt encounter a schizophrenic on their travels, or perhaps, could end up becoming one. Hopefully this book will have shown you the plight that those with polarity face, and what they will ultimately become. For, you see, once a split becomes victorious in the Shatter, they will enter apotheosis, which is, if you remember by definitions in the first chapter, a great (almost divine) power.
This power will dwindle and fade as years go by, but it will burn bright for a long while, giving a split the ability to do whatever it wishes in its new host body. With no chance of fracturing into more personalities, they will live their life as an independent being and will be completely immune to natural death, but not fatal injuries, much like the conditional immortality that certain gods face. Of course, the other split will be condemned to oblivion, and if it is fated that the malevolent split is to die, they will almost surely be sent to a special kind of afterlife based on what they had done in the host body during the Build.
But the nature of that life is for another book. Thank you for reading.
The book ends there.
> Kill everything.
You crit-kill a CAVE SPIDER and deal 10 damage to another!
> Counter attacks from the spiders and don't take any hits.
Three CAVE SPIDERS lunge at you. You counter the first two (those SPIDERS take 5 damage each), but the third SPIDER bites you and deals 5 damage! You can feel POISON beginning to flow into you...
Talisman of Math &&& Irrational Amulet = ??? 1/?
Splash Corruption Potion O0O Splash potion of frostbite = ??? 1/3
"huh... drying off was way faster than I imagined it would be. Also, I didn't make this gem for the sole purpose of shining rainbows everywhere. I made it to create some armor."
Still treading water, Wilson watches Eric's crew approach.
"Hi. Its been a while since I saw you. I... actually have a couple questions. Are we moving out? And where? Will... will we return here? ... oh fine. Those cases aren't all that expensive. I should be able to replace it."
Talisman of Math && Irrational Amulet = Irrational Calculator (Level 5: 1/6)
Splash Potion of Corruption 0O0 Splash Potion of Frostbite = Splash Potion of Subzero (1/3)
> Kick anything that tries to attack you.
Another SPIDER rushes you, but you kick it out of the way, killing it!
I pull out a scroll, a ritual circle and a staff and prance around battlefield chanting strange words. A large amount of magical energy shoots towards the Owl, healing it.
Fedora && Luna Essence Orb && Solar Essence Orb (3/11)
The Thin Glass && Steel Cannonball && Iron Plating (2/?)
Charges:
Wrath of the Earth 18/25
Deluxe Cannonfire 15/25
The only way to know for sure is to find out for yourself.
+5,000 HP to the Owl Effigy!
CRYSTAL BIRDSUIT: A mechanical harness with mechanical talons and wings attached. It shimmers like crystal and can be rendered invisible thanks to a built-in cloaking device. It gives the wearer the power of flight.
Drive: Big Gamble (22/50) (Generic's Dice rolls will take the lowest 3 values and add +1 to them)
Drive: Doorrior (17/50) (When I attack an entity, I now have 10% Dodge chance against that entity.)
The Selfless (11/25) (Healing the Owl Effigy.)
Brine || Creation Majjyks = Markus (Level 10: 4/11) ((Funny story: I had an RP character called Markus, so I very briefly thought this was referring to him. Naturally, this probably isn't the case.))
I think the Omega Bullet had 'Recursive Bullet' in it's (discovered) Alchemy recipe, which would presumably mean it splits into multiple bullets, but this works all the same. Nailgun Nail || (Omega Bullet && Quills of Enchida) = Enchida's Nail (Level 10: 2/10)
OK, for sake of sanity/fairness, I'll say the Realitybending Canteen's buff is only one action or one turn-depends on if the majjyks regenerate. I check if the Canteen's still got Majjyk or is regenerating the Majjyk.
I attempt to make the Realtiy-Bending powers permanent and/or Make myself an Alpha-rank Godmodder with the Reality Bending Powers, first off. Let's face facts, I was going to try. Maybe not too hard, though. Regardless of the first attempt, I soulbind myself to the Realitybending Canteen and duplicate a second.
I use the Reality Majjyks to then create a wall of autonomous Godarm Deluxes, which in turn wield Blacklisters! This weird conglomerate of hammer-wielding arms will simply swat away attacks aimed at the Owl Effigy with their ultra-powerful weaponry, which may or may not be nerfed to the high heavens. I don't know. I do know that both of those alchemies are ultra-powerful, and thus, a replicated (if super-nerfed) version of them should have SOME value in protective qualities. I then make a sheet wall of reflecting Reality Majjyks and apply it to the aforementioned Blackhammer wall, further boosting it.
With that done, I use the Majjyks, the Magic English Eye, and the Heat Death to locate and reach the Godmodder's Tuba without taking eons. I then attempt to empower the Godmodder with some excess Reality Majjyks, hopefully improving his condition or causing him to break loose. If this fails I give him miniature Popcorn for him to eat for his imprisonment before departing. He wholly deserves his current predicament, but I think he's been tormented by the stupid tuba long enough. I cautiously make sure to return to the hole and battle and keep out of his way in either case.
I make another Hole to the Red Sun, this time using the Reality Majjyks to ensure I do not instantly die to exposure. I use a Red-Sun proof glass jar that I Origin-Wand up for the occasion, then capture some Red Sun Plasma in the Red Sun Jar, it's energies crackling wildly. I then study it to a considerable degree in a time-accelerated field, allowing me to hand-craft a Red Sun Plasma Grenade, empowered to a great degree by the last of the Reality Majjyks I'm going to use for this turn! I throw it at Split without detonating the fuse: He will now have it when his affinity fizzles so he can start swinging Affinity back in his favor by detonating it.
I really doubt the Reality Majjyks will help Stan in the challenge, despite what i'm attempting to do above. Yeah it's more bold than usual, but I just drunk from a Canteen that makes me bend reality, I expect bolder moves to be an option now, however temporary it is.
XSTANTHEMANX > OK, if you've got a second where you're not an inch from being horribly murdered, do the following: Find a spare block if you do not have one; Place the block down, preferably in unobstructed view of the Ancestral Silk-if this is impossible right now, put this plan on-hold until this becomes possible; Re-light the Torch with your Flint and Steel; Place the Lit Torch on the block you put down; Finally, aim your bow through the Torche's Fire and at the Ancestral Silk. Do this one step at a time and prioritize Spider-killing over these steps if they're getting too close for comfort.
((Yes, I'm hoping that Stan can use the Torch's Fire to destroy the Ancestral Silk without fighting the Giant Spider.))
Nope; it's Notch's first name.
You use the Realitybending Canteen and ascend to the rank of Alpha Godmodder!
Blackhammer Wall added!
The tuba seems to absorb your reality majjyyk and become stronger, so you just give the Godmodder some popcorn.
GODMODDER: Th... Thanks.
Split will regain some afinity this turn!
> Carry out complicated plan.
You backpedal away from the SPIDERS and quickly re-light the TORCH with your FLINT AND STEEL. Its flame flickers once again. The SPIDERS begin to gain on you again though, and you lack a proper view of the ANCESTRAL SILK, so you resolve to keep fighting, crit-killing a SPIDER and killing another!
Jukebox && Concentrated Creation Essence && Eldritch Tentacle = The Beat-Skipper (3/11)
Bottle of Water && Wood Ash = Ashen Water (3/3!)
Abyssal Inferno 19/50
Scarlet Infinity 8/25
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I examine the bottle of Ashen Water. I think I shall have to mix this with the Liquid.
I pull out what appears to be a drawstring pouch, made of some leathery, black material. I examine the area around the Owl Effigy. It might be a little stressed, but I believe the area at hand will suffice, however barely. I frown slightly as I examine the Owl Effigy. The fabric of the void is not going to be supple enough, is it. Mhm. This is going to require the usage of some forbidden magics. Life is a refined art, and its creation is restricted only to those who have played The Game, powerful thaumaturges, and those who experiment with illicit sorceries banned by most sane wizarding institutions. I fit into all three of these categories, fortuitously. However, Sburb is not at my disposal, and will never be once again. I am subject to paradox space, and am not a manipulator. I do not have my thaumic constructs at my disposal currently, seeing as we are within the Abyss Eternal, and not the Battlefield of GodCraft. This leaves a singular option. Ancient and forbidden magics. The creation of life is a precise art, after all. There is one option. The transaction will have to be equivocal, I am afraid. There is no other option. I draw a short dagger, with a blade a glass and a handle of cypress, from the folds of my robes, placing the pouch back within. I turn my head in both directions, nonchalantly looking at the other players. Then, I extend my left hand before me. I move my right hand, dagger still clasped within, inert, above my left, at a somewhat slow pace. Then, without a second thought or glance, in the midst of temporal night, I stab downwards in an arc. The glass blade glints in the light of the battle at hand, reflecting red, green, violet, orchid, orange, and even cerulean back into the infinite cosmos. There is a flash of red, completely unrelated to the battle at hand. Approximately 1,000 thaums of life essence.1 I raise the dagger once more, ignoring the disbelieving glances of the players amidst my ranks, watching nearby. Power, at a cost. The tip of the glass blade appears to be stained red. A drop of crimson trickles off of the blade, back upon my hand. As for the hand, a wickedly precise slash has been cut into the palm of my left hand, glistening red. I pull an inky black bag out from somewhere, and open it up. An alchemical bag. Immediately sighting what I desire, I reach in with my still-bleeding left hand, grabbing something. I pull it out, and put the bag away. A dull, green tablet of infused stone. An arcane mark is carved into the surface of the tablet. The side of the tablet is stained red in moments, the back in little less. The carved rune belches out an unpleasant amount of dull red light, seemingly reacting to my blood. I move the somewhat thick tablet with one hand, slipping the bloodstained dagger back into my robes with the other. The rune comes to face the Owl Effigy. Markings of an alchemical nature float around the Effigy. Alchemical wizardry, that is. The runes appear to be composed of liquid. That's odd. The sickening realization that the runes are made of my blood astonishes any who dare to look. The tablet belches a moderate amount of blighted ash, Flux Gas, and red smoke into the air. The runes slowly grow larger. Blood starts dripping off of the back of the tablet, dripping into the eternal abyss, never to be seen again. The runes, after eighteen more seconds, are significant larger: around a third of a meter long in diameter. The bloody runes accrue an... earthy look, expanding slightly to form one, ring-shaped, floating puddle around the Owl Effigy. The runes slowly morph into dirt. After a few more seconds, grass sprouts. The cost of creating life. I pull out the inky black bag once more, and open it. I throw the tablet in. A dull thunk resonates throughout the bag, as if it fell quite some distance, and hit something made of wood. I close the bag, and put it away. With my right hand, I draw the black, leathery pouch once more, floating over to the ring of grassy dirt. I crouch to the dirt once I land upon the ring, opening the drawstring pouch. I upturn it above the grass, and begin walking around the grass. Once I reach my initial point of entry once more, I float off of the ring, sliding the pouch into the inky black alchemical bag. There appears to be a ring of slightly ink-drenched wood ash upon the circle of grassy dirt, with flecks of Blaze Powder within. The wood type, you ask? Ashwood. I extend my bloodstained hands towards the ring, and mutter a phrase.
Gi dojhsgi'n ysgi'hgirgisgi'ngi ssgi'stgiu wsgi'shulgimt.
A series of dull purple dots appear around the Owl Effigy, forming a dome by blood and elder knowledge wrought. I slip the Hazel Wand out of my pocket, and silently and covertly trace it against the light slice across my left hand.
A few drops of blood trickle off my hand, but it appears as if the bleeding has subsided. I slip the Hazel Wand back into my pocket.2 1 1,000 thaums of life essence is approximately equivalent to 5 HP. 2 This does not act as an actual attack via the unscrupulous medium of the Hazel Wand.
As a side note, it is exactly 12:00 in the night as of my posting this. Hah.
~
I examine the circle, the candles, and the triangle briefly, before uttering another phrase, accompanied by a series of calculated gesticulations with my shadowy hands.
ASHEN WATER: A bottle of muted grey water contained inside a bottle. It reeks of death.
Knowledge's Dome added! 5 damage to you!
As you utter a backwards message, your eyes turn a violent purple, and the clouds around you begin to spin wildly around Grayhold. Something is happening...
Massive Magic-Infused Diamond Crystal && Ea Generator = Ea Core 1/8
I heal the Owl Effigy using a massive conglomeration of healing spells from various canons.
+2 to Erelye.
Now. It will hurt, we must render ourselves a little, there will be scars,
but one more scar, what is that?
I am only a vessel
the knife, the knife, the cauldron, the pain
I lose 12 HP. from acts that must not be described
the pain the pain the fat the fire the candle
*You have gained St. Arthur's Candle.*
St. Arthur's Candle- A candle of a false saint. It stinks of promises roasted like flesh.
40/49
22/25 (Erelye'd +2, Talisted +2)
why would I be horrified/sickened/disbelieving you damned mage who pledged himself to void I have done worse, and seen worse, and fed worse men with my still-living flesh and this husk has done worse I have made it to do worse see this candle touch it if you dare but do not touch me for I still hunger
GUARDMETAL: An insanely durable metal comprised of voidmetal, bedrock, ichor, and pure tutamen. It will protect against most known attacks.
Massive Infused Diamond Crystal && Ea Generator = Ea Core (Level 7: 1/8)
Massive Magic-Infused Diamond Crystal && Ea Generator = Ea Core 2/8
I duplicate the Large Crystal Mover once.
I preview both the name and description of Guardmetal Structure -c Ichorium Spaceship Frame.
I pull out a small weasel. This one is not so lucky. It goes down as easily as a furry oyster, if there were such a thing as a furry oyster, and if furry oysters were given to piteous squeaking at the end. But you're still hungry...
HP up, strangely.
yes feed me feed my neverending hunger
+2 to Erelye.
now the carnival for the second of the seven, give up your home, you had none to begin with
*You have gained St. Beau's Candle.*
St. Beau's Candle- This is the candle whose flame lights the feet of gallows-hung Hecate. It is the colour of spring leaves in firelight.
DID SOMEBODY SAY AN EGG'S GUIDE TO MINECRAFT? I then proceed to shell the DextraBomb with eggs, using the MATERIAL PLANE as a launching apparatus.
=LIMBO=
I continue building my staircase, and hopefully reach the bottom of the Pit. I also place down a TORCH-TURRET, which proceeds to light up the entire pit with torches. If anything attacks, I snipe them with THE OTHER SIDE.
=STAN=
I get Stan to begin killing spiders in an awesome fashion, involving backflips, hitting spiders with other spiders and improvised dancing.
=COMMAND=
The Streamer will keep summoning Pokemon, while the Pokemon Horde attacks the DextraBomb!
12,000 damage to DextraBomb!
You reach the bottom of the pit; nothing has attacked you thus far. There are three paths; one heading north, one west, and one east.
Cook a detailed, complex and highly volatile 5 course meal and throw the whole thing into an energy converter. Take the resulting energy and use transfer it Split, healing him.
>Set fire to the spiders using your flint and steel.
Alchemies:
Fedora && Luna Essence Orb && Solar Essence Orb (4/11)
The Thin Glass && Steel Cannonball && Iron Plating (3/?)
Healing Gloves of Boxing && Scroll of Holy Magic && First Aid Kit && Mage's Staff (1/?)
Charges:
Wrath of the Earth 19/25
Deluxe Cannonfire 16/25
+6,000 HP to Split!
Healing Gloves of Boxing && Scroll of Holy Magic && First Aid Kit && Mage's Staff = Panacea Gloves (Level 6: 1/7)
> Set fire to the spiders using flint and steel.
You use your FLINT AND STEEL, lighting the remaining three CAVE SPIDERS on fire. They take 5 damage each.
Abyssal Inferno 22/50 (Crystal'd x2)
Scarlet Infinity 11/25 (Crystal'd x2. Crystalized, perhaps? Crystal, is it okay if I put that instead?)
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I alchemize Ashen Water O0O Vial of Ink (1/???). These are both technically potions, of a sort.
I stare at the Owl Effigy for several moments, before disappearing in a flash of dull amethyst sorcery, sucking in the light around it, however minimal. Another flash of amethyst energy occurs quite some distance away, dimming the area upon its entry. I materialize once more. I blink several times. I appear to be standing on an island of stone, in the midst of the Abyss Eternal. I look forward, away from the battle hundreds, no, thousands of meters away. I appear to be on the utmost edge of an island in the sea of nothingness. Looking forwards, there appears to be an incline upwards, towards the center of the island. I stride forward, stepping over a patch of moss in the process. I slowly traverse the moderately large island, heading for the apparent center. There must be something here. I can sense a presence. A presence of a power exceeding that of the players by far. I silently stride up the smooth edge of the stone island, before reaching some sort of barrier, obscured by darkness. It appears to be the edge of a cliff. Looking upwards, and seeing naught but darkness, I feel my way to a safe alcove in the cliff-side, and begin to traverse upwards. After a few minutes of cautious climbing, I feel upwards once more, and feel the smooth stone edge of the cliff. At this, I nimbly complete my ascension of the cliff. I proceed to examine my present location. Unlike the area below, I can see, to a marginal extent. Peering into the darkness, I perceive a levitating shape. I cannot say for certain whether or not it is the Goggle of Revealing that show me this image. I stride forward, into a dim light. The source of the light appears to be a levitating... monolith. A floating rectangular obelisk, composed of some unknowable black material. I stare at the monolith. The surface appears to be some sort of window into the more-populated edges of the cosmos. Faint stars shine, emitting the minimum amount of light required to provide some semblance of sight to those examining this area. I look below the monolith. The area below the monolith appears to be composed of Eldritch Stone. A three by three square of Eldritch Stone, surrounded in mossy cobblestone, with four pillars of moss-coated cobblestone surrounding the monolith, two eroded into stumps of stone. The central meter of the square appears to be some sort of sealed gateway. The four meters of Eldritch Stone around the central one appear to be twisted, tentacular shapes, wrought of some iron-looking metal, with some sort of strangely-designed... keyhole within them. I take a closer look at the metallic shapes. I with the aid of my Goggles of Revealing, I sight four ancient, indecipherable runes, each upon a keyhole. I peer at the runes more closely. One is a dark purple, one is a moderately deep amethyst, another is dark blue, and the last a dull yellow. Without another thought, I pull out my alchemical bag, and draw four crystals out of the bag. A Vaporous Crystal, an Aqueous Crystal, a Vis Crystal, and a Tainted Crystal. I place the bag back in its original position once more, and hold the crystals briefly. Then, I place the Tainted Crystal into the dark purple-runed slot, the Vis Crystal into the deep amethyst one, the Vaporous into the dull yellow, and the Aqueous into the dark blue. The color of the four crystals fades, transforming them into four pale gray Dull Crystals. I know these monoliths from the inside out. The grinding of eldritch mechanisms against each other becomes apparent. Evidently, these cogs have not been treated in quite some time. The central square meter of space upon the monolith slowly slides apart as the mechanisms work, revealing a one by one pit down into darkness, a fog too dense to see beyond, and a distance too far to perceive the edges of. I glance back up at the monolith, peering into the stars upon the surface briefly, before diving into the narrow pit. I fall for several seconds, before I sense something. Upon doing so, I utilize my telekinetic abilities to slow myself down. I softly land on the floor, composed of Eldritch Stone, as were the walls of the pit. I look around. The first thing I notice is an incredibly dense fog, denser even than the Void Fog experienced by those mining within the lowest depths of the planet. I look up, at the only light source in the area, the monolith far above. Then, I examine the content of the room. There are three Void Chests in three of the four corners of the room, one of which has a Void Interface atop it. In the fourth corner, however, shrouded in darkness, is an extremely odd device, slowly pumping up and down. I give a quick glance to the four Voidmetal devices in the other corners, before striding over to the odd device. It appears to be a Darkness Generator. This is extremely unusual. Upon seeing this, I pull out a tome, and a pen, and open the book, recording my observations, location, and entire journey across this stone island within the book in hastily-penned violet ink. After doing this, I place the two objects away, and head towards the Darkness Generator. I motion to grab some seeds from my alchemical bag, but notice something. There is a Dull Crystal atop the Darkness Generator. I carefully examine it. The machine, despite having moving pistons, is not active. Using my knowledge and past usage of these devices, I turn it on. Slowly, the device works, drawing on the darkness around it. I look over to the Void Chests, and walk over to one as the Generator works, book and pen in hand, recording this odd occurrence. I activate the Void Chest, and search it. Several ingots of Voidmetal, and a singular Eldritch Mechanism. I take them all. Then, I progress to the next one next to the Darkness Generator. This one holds a Contained Emptiness, an Extract of Foulest Taint, and two Void Seeds. I take those as well. Despite the relative decrepitude of alchemical thaumaturgy, I can use these. Some have not forgotten their thaumic past. I have not. I stride cautiously step over to the Void Chest with a Void Interface upon it. I open it. It contains an Inert Keystone, a Totem of Dusk, two Dull Crystals, and a Wand of Reversal, all of which I take. Odd, but useful treasure. I examine the Void Interface. Nothing out of the ordinary. You could probably access this from an area in the Overworld, if you had a Void Interface of the same combination. I look back to the Darkness Generator. The Dull Crystal has turned pitch black. In fact, it appears to be sucking in the light around it. I walk over, and pull the object off of the Darkness Generator. It slides out of the generator with a grinding noise. I carefully record the dimensions and structure of this modified Darkness Generator in the aforementioned book. This might be useful. Then, I recall the surface of the monolith. Suddenly obtaining inspiration, I pull out my Minium Stone, and use it to craft. I construct a staff with a Voidmetal Ingot, an Eldritch Mechanism, and the odd shard of infused darkness I obtained earlier. Then, I walk over to the nearest key receptacle of the walls of the monolith's chamber, and slide the Inert Keystone in. Nothing occurs. I mutter expletives to myself. Then, I get an idea. I pull out the Extract of Foulest Taint, and uncork the vial, closing my eyes, and covering my nose and mouth. A hissing noise can be heard, and the air grows heavy. I extend one of my hands forward, and stumble forward, holding my breath. I have no desire to breath in the foulest essence of Taint. I open my eyes, squinting. The vile, Tainted air stings my eyes, but not enough to sear my vision, nor to obscure it in any way. It merely stings. I see something... eldritch in the tenebrous chamber. The room is empty. However, there are rugose symbols upon the wall that make me frantically reach for my pen and tome. I carefully inscribe the runes upon the page, translated for convenience.
-Kan ut darasteen, +reu daras sun, +ter'ter'tir.
Upon seeing this, I realize I do not wish to see any more. I disappear in a flash of amethyst energy. Then, I appear before the Owl Effigy once more, new darkness staff in hand. I twitch the staff, and the Owl Effigy disappears. Or rather, it is covered in a nigh-indestructible bubble of darkness. Was that post long enough for you? Hah. Story fused with combat. This was a lot of fun to write.
~
My shadow stands still for several tense moments. Then, I speak, staring at an area above the circle, as if anticipating something.
Grando autem triangulum. Hah.
They're not really potions...
Bubble of Darkness added!
Your eyes return to normal as you speak several words. Nothing happens, but you suddenly feel a very low rumble that gradually intensifies into a massive shaking force. You look outside and see that the clouds are spinning faster and faster, and that various red hues are lighting up the sky.
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
N/A
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(Obstacle Course Arc) N/A
(Spider's Den Arc) N/A
(Void Arc) N/A
(Others) I Respawn
Special things Alchemy and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Nearly All Mega Man 2 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 41/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 42/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Building Robot Dragons 14/15
Total Damage so Far: 137250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment)
I notice that the 2K's Decad is finished, and toss it to Gutza. I then use some advanced Hope majyyks to turn my version into an octet, because decads are dumb and gutza is a dumb. I then check up on Rafflesia, and notice that it's doing incredibly well. I think it could stand to do better, though, so I start to give it assorted plant growing aids.
My shadow is momentarily sad that it can't get a suicide weapon/chest, but then gets over it and ventures through the door.
>STAN KEEP MURDERING THINGS, TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ANY ENVIRONMENTAL HAZARDS, TRY TO BURN THE PLACE DOWN IF YOU CAN!
+2 Tazz
Rafflesia 50/50 (On hold)
Plant food, fertilizer, water, etc. 1/50
More Runic Shielding 11/50
Fluorite Octet && Heart (Aspect) Energies 4/9 (Lover's Octet)
Biology Textbook && Fluorite Decad 2/11 (Earth's Decad)
Well? Anyone want anything?
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-16, Tazz-32, crystal-18, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
TWO THOUSAND'S DECAD: A set of ten bronze D10s that flicker with reality-warping energy.
You venture through the Suicide Door. The rumbling has become incredibly apparent at this point, and you can barely stand. After walking through a long hallway, you spill into the interior of a large pyramid constructed out of what appears to be glass, allowing you to see what's going on outside. The clouds are apparently on fire, and a hulking meteor is slowly descending onto your position, similarly on fire. The thing is casting a red glow across all of Limbo, which strikes you as unearthly, especially in a monochrome landscape.
In the middle of the room is a step pyramid that leads up to a metallic platform. You fly up the pyramid, expecting to find the Black Monolith there (that was what happened in Zero Hour, after all), and that is what you find; however, it's not in the way you expected. The Monolith appears to be held in place by a green apparatus, and its golden energy is being siphoned out of its surface via tubes. The entire machine is hooked up to an array of monitors on which green code flashes.
Several people are working at the monitors. You turn to look at them, but the entire landscape vanishes, including the meteor. The light, however, does not. A piercing red light still shines above the clouds, casting beams of energy down onto the landscape. Quick as a wink, it travels across the surface of Limbo and disappears, leaving fire in its wake.
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
N/A
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(Obstacle Course Arc) The End
(Spider's Den Arc) >Dodge the Spiders and Shoot them in the Bodies
(Void Arc) I Charged my Mega Buster and i used ROCK SOLO at the same time at the PPC Twins
(Others) N/A
Special things Alchemy and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Nearly All Mega Man 2 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 43/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 44/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Building Robot Dragons 15/15 On Approval
Total Damage so Far: 137250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment)
(I'm singing my posts because I feel like it. Also, Generic, I use Decads because they're a higher level. It's all about the damage.)
+2 to to Crystal. Returning the favor.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 4/9
Wilson Money: $2
Krasnikov Tube Express: 19/20
The Dicestaction: 6/30
The Third God: 6/50 (+2 from Crystalcat. Thanks!)
New Dawn: 9/11
Orb of Supernova: 6/11
Stellar Decad: 2/11
==Actions==
Lothyra requests for Generic to alchemize Chemistry Textbook & Fluorite Decad. She then enters ">If the room hasn't been burned already, light some Spiders on fire with your flint and steel."
I'm not interested in participating on the Silk, so i decide to do something else. I have a nice tea party with the Owl Effigy to raise the health of it. I then realize that i'm having a tea party with an inanimate object. I then break the closest camera available...that's mine.
Yeah, Showtime is some of the best music. Just wait till you get to Sburban Jungle, though. Also, Erelye, stop summoning Bill right now.
I CREATE. A SHIELD. FOR THE EFFIGY. OUT OF MY. DARK ORCHID TEXT. OF COURSE. THIS INTRISNICALLY LINKS IT. WITH. SHATTERED BILL. SUPERCHARGING IT.
Astria spots Wilson. /\h... i don't think we've met before, h/\ve we? the n/\me is /\stri/\ silvon. i... i once went by /\nother n/\me, but th/\t w/\s /\ long time /\go.
No fonts because editor keeps turning my fonted text into "undefined".
Your text isn't even orchid right now! Plain Text Shield added.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I use builders united on the owl effigy
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x24, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Dopplerganger
Wilson's Shop: $126
Needed Dupes:
Ghosts of War > Fine 7/11
Gib Armageddon > Fine 7/11
Sniper Rifle AND Azure Essence 7/11
+2 to wilson
-Battlefield-
Hello, um... you four... yes, this is Red.
Pleasure to meet you all.
We'll just get out of your way now. Goodbye, Wilson.
Good luck with whatever you're doing.
Instead of returning to the HMAS Ship however, Blue and Red simply start walking along the shore of the lake.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I use iWeatherlord to make snow, then build a snow fort around the owl effigy
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x24, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Dopplerganger
Wilson's Shop: $126
Needed Dupes:
Ghosts of War > Fine 8/11
Gib Armageddon > Fine 8/11
Sniper Rifle AND Azure Essence 8/11
Drive: Big Gamble (25/50) (Generic's Dice rolls will take the lowest 3 values and add +1 to them) (Generic'd X2)
Drive: Doorrior (18/50) (When I attack an entity, I now have 10% Dodge chance against that entity.)
The Selfless (12/20) (Healing the Owl Effigy.) (Shrinking this down somewhat.)
Brine || Creation Majjyks = Markus (Level 10: 5/11)
Nailgun Nail || (Omega Bullet && Quills of Enchida) = Enchida's Nail (Level 10: 3/11)
I immediately test out the Helix Door Launcher, and summon hordes upon hordes of Helix Doors, from which hordes upon hordes of powerful Twitch Characters amass. M4 the Marill, the Leech King, Brian (Related to Bird Jesus, apparently), All Terrain Venomoth and more horde out, bringing their best moves and their best allies with them, as well as some of their enemies. They also horde a mass of deathly PCs in front of them as some weird protection measure, as naturally Scratch will get inevitaby screwed by the PCs when he attempts to remove them. Finally, as the only two characters barred from leaving are Lord Helix and Lord Dome, Lord Amber the Aerodactyl (who is currently stronger than both Helix and Dome) flies out in all of his neutral glory, Mega-Evolving into Mega Aerodactyl, and in doing so summoning literally every other Fossil Lord that wasn't barred by this semi-arbitrary limitation, Including Genesect, Lord Drive. And of course, all of that aside, there's also all of those obstructive Helix Doors that I left in firing that many times. They all praise the Streamer before getting to work on guarding the Owl Effigy. Yes, Twich has Loads and Loads of characters, why do you ask?
Meanwhile, something more obstructive to Scratch. I pull out Nailtimatum and a convenient portal to the quasi-elemental plane of Nails. Sadly it's not an official part of the eleven-thousand elements...Yet. It's trying hard, though! I immediately load Nailtimatum with the nigh-infinite amount of nails in the plane and get a Lesser Quasi-Elemental of Nails to keep it loaded as best as it can. Immediately I whir it up...And fire roughly around Scratch. All around Scratch, actually, but not actually AT him. As the nails fly past him, they enter nigh-invisible spatial holes and come up a different direction, stilly passing by Scratch but not hitting him. This continues until I decide it's enough-at which point, a massive array of spatial holes makes evident that I've made a massive, massive array of spatial holes around him, which the nails endlessly sail through, somehow accelerated as they go through the portals, leading to what is basically a 3-D wall of flowing nails. It's quite the sight, actually.
TPP Shield added!
Scratch allows himself to take .000000000000000000000000000001 damage from the nails and his golden hand cycles to the 10-Ball, phasing Scratch out of the timeline and placing himself in the future! He'll reappear at the end of the turn.
> Kill more spiders, or, if they're dead, advance.
CORROSIVE CODER: A bow with a flamethrower-like apparatus that sprays magic acid at its enemies. Its arrows are also tipped in the substance. It is inscribed with runes in the Telugu language, giving it a mystical power.
MALAYATOXIN BOW: A bow with a flamethrower-like apparatus that sprays maiotoxin at its enemies. Its arrows are also tipped in the substance. It is inscribed with runes in the Malayatoxin language, giving it a mystical power.
Lothyra tests New Dawn out by shooting into the air (in a way so that it does not damage any entity). She then alchemizes Geology Textbook & Fluorite Decad.
NEW DAWN: An assault rifle forged from carbon nanogel. It contains a canister of antimatter which is magnetically shaped and modified into powerful antimatter bolts. The weapon lacks an antimak to superheat the antimatter, however.
You fire several shots of antimatter into the air that create volatile explosions after travelling far enough.
I decide to protect the Owl effigy by building a wall of undefined and double posts. I weld them together , reinforcing them with bedrock. While its still malleable I mold them in a dome- like mold around the effigy.
I activate a Temporally Reactive Antithetic Shield Generator, to shield the Owl Effigy. It uses TIME SHENANIGANS to intercept attacks before they happen and block them.
I then give Split some Swedish Fish to nom on.
I throw Splash Potions of Healing II at the Owl Effigy.
Also guys, text usually keeps its color, just so long as you don't change font family, size, or add bold/italics/underline or one of those others.
I've decided that since nailtimatum seems to have worked so well, I'll a few more. Everyone, if you want an ultimatum-style weapon that fires a silly type of ammo, let me know. I'm now taking requests!
And now to violate Mr. Welch's rule... can't remember what it is, but it goes "I am not allowed to load any fully automatic weapon with nothing but paint rounds."
Ultimatum OR paintballs: 1/11, for the mother of all paintball guns. No idea what it should be called though.
Battlefield:
Eric walks over by the lake and sits down: Yes actually, we'll be leaving in not too long. There's a ship coming to pick us up that will be taking us to Vriska's city, as I promised her I'd do anything I can to try and keep its people safe, which in this case means finding a way to get the city out of Godcraft. No, we won't be returning here. Its a full-sized troop transport though, so we should be able to bring a good deal of stuff so that you won't have to leave everything behind.
And I'll have to admit, I don't think we've had any prolonged interaction yet Wilson, I was mostly letting you in on Hank's recommendation. I think that you'll do fine though.
Eric turns as Blue and Red begin to leave: Oh, and Blue? Be expecting some communication from me soon.
Ultimatum || Paintballs = The Town-Painter (Level 10: 1/11)
You're gonna paint the town red with this, that much I can tell you.
I want an Ultimatum that fires Ultimatums. An acceptable substitute would be an Ultimatum that fires First Guardian Clones.
Anyway, putting a shield equal to (3D6 + 2) * 1000 health points onto the Owl Effigy, and boosting Split's affinity by advantaged D4 (roll 2D4 and take the higher result). How? With the power of TABLETOP RPG GAME POWER!
I put The need for the construction of Titanic, a large living room, full statement is false unknown>host(the world wide web, to Moses by God on the paper to focus on this point. I'm in a hurry andwalls, walls of text, fully automatic mysterious world of Internet owl,I thought the statue of images, text Size, and more powerful attack. What's more, the Titanic, the wall, you won't get up, I say, full text, full was a part of the world a comprehensive agreement on all kinds of weird people, Welcome to the party, and all of the video. A very powerful attack. All fast, pond construction, integrity contact with large error in the transfer, rent on the Internet, which aims to protect, and the application process, as well as the number and power of the attack. Therefore, the
construction of the great wall of China, how many sports mystery of text, free translation of class x, not, strong attack game. (Also known as a horribly mistranslated wall of text) in front of the 0wl Effigey.
On my right, there is a BUZZSAW MACHINE recognizable as LIL' SLUGGER to those of you who play Super Meat Boy.
I then hold a SUSPICIOUS REMOTE and press a BUTTON on said remote. All of a sudden, MONSTRO appears from the sky!
This monstrosity appears before me, then jumps into the LIL' SLUGGER!
Oh, dear! This is horrible! Has science gone too far?!
If the art doesn't show up, the link is here: http://imgur.com/ms41fXX. Yes, it's crappy, but it's the best I can do. I can probably do better on paper.
As such, MONSTRO begins his reign of terror!
Monstro [AG] HP: 80,000 (Operating LIl' Slugger)
Actions:
Blood Bath: Deals 6,000 damage to any nearby enemies.
Splash Jump: First, jumps into the air, rendering him Airborne, making 50% of attacks miss in this state. Once he lands, Monstro will deal 4,000 to 6,000 damage to any nearby enemies. This will dismount him from Lil' Slugger. This cannot be used twice in a row.
Remount: This will make him operate Lil' Slugger again.
Passives:
Vengeance: Upon death, will turn into Monstro II. (I'll make the stats when that happens)
Flesh Bulk: Will dismount other entities from Lil'Slugger once he uses Remount.
Lil' Slugger [???] HP: 100,000 (Being operated by Monstro)
Actions:
Metal Stomp: Deals 8,000 damage and makes the opponent unable to act for one turn. The opponent must be nearby.
Chainsaw Chop: This deals 12,000 damage to an opponent and will make the opponent Bleed for 3,000 damage for 2 turns. This cannot be used twice in a row. Lil'Slugger saws its opponent in half, in other words.
Aichiophobia: Using the magic of the Fencers from Castle Crashers, Lil'Slugger throws a sawblade at a target, dealing 6,000 damage. This is the only ranged attack it has.
Passives:
Vehicle: Can be operated by any entity, but Monstro or Monstro II have priority.
Sawblade Armor: When attacked (or its operator is attacked) The target will take 4,000 damage if it is a physical attack.
Massive Explosion: When defeated, Lil'Slugger will deal 20,000 damage to its operator and any nearby enemies.
Mechanical Nature: This cannot be affected by status effects.
Well, this is designed to be another entity on the field to distract from the Owl Effigy, since Doc Scratch can only attack one or the other with maximum effectiveness.
Well? Anyone want anything? Not you gutza I'm deciding to take out petty grievances over stuff. Anyways, I create a construct of the Logic Cannon with my Prince's Chisel, then use it to enforce the logic that Decads are unnatural and dumb, as well as stealing all of gutza's luck to lower his damage with decads because decads are incredibly inelegant. I then use this stolen luck to roll the Brewer's Eight at the Owl Effigy, unloading a bunch of healing potions on it.
+2 Tazz
Rafflesia 50/50 (On hold)
Plant food, fertilizer, water, etc. 1/50
More Runic Shielding 16/50
Fluorite Octet && Heart (Aspect) Energies 5/9 (Lover's Octet)
Biology Textbook && Fluorite Decad 3/11 (Earth's Decad)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-18, Tazz-34, crystal-18, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
6-2-2-4-6-7-3-5
You unload a bunch of healing potions at the Owl Effigy, healing +8,000 HP!
The effects of Split's Affinity wear off, but he instantly gains +20% Affinity!
Scratch pops back into existence.
Scratch uses the power of the Disc of Mojang, channeling latent godmodding power into his surface! He uses the Disc of Mojang to create an insanely complex Red Sun energy funneler that captures energy from the Red Sun and funnels it directly into Scratch! He gains +40% Affinity this way! He then uses the Disc and releases a green pulse of reality-shaking energy that completely annihilates the weakest shields of the Owl Effigy!
Every entity suddenly fails to act as an orchid shockwave pulses through the Void, knocking everything off-balance... The Fourth Wall tilts and static is displayed on its surface, propaganda images, pyramids, presidental oaths of office, and lots of other things showing up all at once... What's more, the Terminal glitches out and locks you out, preventing you from using it! You can only hope that XSTANTHEMANX can work on his own...
XSTANTHEMANX looks and sees that he has a completely unobstructed view of the Ancestral Silk! He equips his lit Torch and lights one of his Arrows on fire, reeling back with his Bow. He can end it all in one clean shot if he's lucky... STAN fires, his Arrow completely missing the beast guarding the Ancestral Silk and striking the Silk itself, knocking it clean off of its pedestal and lighting it on fire.
The flame travels across the room, which is made entirely of silk, and soon the entire room is lit on fire! The Ancestral Silk slowly burns into dust, and when its destruction is complete, the fires across the room turn a very pale blue, flickering with a ghostly light! Once all the silk has burned, the fire eats through the rock the dungeon is made out of! STAN turns to leave, but the ceiling is dislodged and rocks block his path...
The Terminal's feed cuts out shortly after that, but it doesn't matter regardless! Arcs of blue electricity form on the Terminal's surface and the Terminal explodes in a blue fireball, signifying the destruction of the Silk! Scratch takes a chunk of damage due to the loss of one of his artifacts...
Scratch spins through the Void after taking his most recent round of damage... He whips out the Disc again.
All of you are clever, very clever. Taking out my key sources of power, ultimately leaving me defenseless... It has worked so far; you have nullified my fourth-dimensional reach, my gateways to destruction, decay, death, control, and creation. But now, there is one thing that you will most likely fail to adequately prepare for: the Disc of Mojang.
How can you combat against a disc that can do everything? It is nigh-impossible, of course. Nothing can withstand against this object, one that can create or destroy anything. Nothing except two things. Another such item, and--
Well, well, well. Good thing I've got one right here.
Split pulls out his copy of the Disc of Mojang, retrieved from the alternate April Fool's timeline.
What? Another copy! It can't be! Unless... Ah, yes, of course. The alternate timeline. I honestly can't believe a joke managed to find relevance here. Then again, there have been plenty jokes that have long overstayed their welcome. Well, now that you have the only item capable of nullifying me, and I you, I suppose there's only one thing left to do.
Destroy the godmodder? Or maybe destroy the tower?
Split looks at the spire on top of the First Block, which is crackling with very large amounts of orchid energy and was the cause of the shockwave that was felt earlier. The spire's energy seems to be projecting images all across the space of the Void... Images of cosmic quarrels, things unseen, static, galaxies, universes... The First Block begins to shake violently.
Hah. No, there will be no destroying my creation. To do that, you're going to have to get through me first. So you'll have to prepare yourself for a strife.
Split cracks his knuckles.
Well, this has been a long time coming. I'll finally get to cave your skull in and see what's inside.
How typically gruesome of you, Split. Although you are right about one thing. This has been a long time coming.
Both Split and Scratch hold their discs out. Scratch's crackles with green energy, and Split's with red... The very face of the Void fluctuates and spirals with various hues to symbolize the coming strife.
The power of the Alternate Disc of Mojang has allowed Scratch to become targetable! Or at the very least, the Disc of Mojang. This will serve as a return to form, a reminder of the good old days! Think of the most creative/original attacks that you can that can't be godmodded! Remember, the Disc of Mojang can do anything, but something insanely creative will strike it out of left field!
The Disc only has 1 HP, so one attack should do it! But it will be very hard to pull off an attack capable of destroying it... It looks like you'd better hurry up. That spire is growing more powerful by the turn, and it's almost ready to unleash its horrors. In addition, the Alternate Disc only has 1 HP as well, so one attack from Scratch will destroy it! Split should be able to defend against Scratch, but if you keep that Affinity up, he'll have an easier time doing so!
Destroy the Disc, and Scratch will be completely defenseless; he'll no longer be the Psi-Godmodder!
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I summon an easter egg around the owl effigy
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x24, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Dopplerganger
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Needed Dupes:
Ghosts of War > Fine 9/11
Gib Armageddon > Fine 9/11
Sniper Rifle AND Azure Essence 9/11
/ I tell Stan to kill every spider with elaborate bullet- time attacks and doges/
Kajius / 7-10
" Please tell me where my services could be of use. I mean, where is summoning giant possibly reality warping monsters to fight for you not good" I say to the anti-g.ms via telepathy.
My Action: I delete the Tuba plugin (the godmodder cannot stop me because he is in a tuba, and he actually wants this to succeed, and Scratch cannot stop this because he is not Owner rank), freeing the godmodder so he can back up Split against Scratch.
SCP Foundation Action: A interstellar distress beacon is produced (or activated, depending on whether the overseer council can find the right object in time or not). 1/3 Interstellar Beacon.
EXOS Action: EXOS somehow makes a Transdimensional Lightning Shield around the Owl Pendant.
SCP-2317 Action: As Godzilla is about to be finished off, nukes start falling. The nukes supercharge Godzilla, allowing godzilla to recover and get up. He then throws SCP-076-2 into the nearest nuke explosion, anhillating it. However, Godzilla is temporarilly blinded by a nuke flash, which is a brief effect but enough for SCP-173 to smash into Godzilla's throat again and stagger it before it can finish off SCP-2317.
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Maniac: I jump in the air. Power surges around me. Scratch looks up, wondering what I'm going to do. A dive kick? A laser? NOPE! I channel the essence of the internet, until I find the one, most powerful thing on the internet. A site which has millions of users, billions of videos, and trillions of views.
YouTube.
I gather all the energy of YouTube, and use it. A mech appears. The mech is literally 1000s of blocks tall, made and powered from YouTube itself. Looking at Scratch, it charges in and beats Scratch into submission. Using moves that represent every YouTube video ever made, it knocks Scratch unconscious. Then it picks up the DISK OF MOJANG, throws it in the air, then performs it's most powerful attack.
It dances Gangnam Style while punching and kicking the Disk of Mojang. After 3 minutes, the mech disappears.
(MY CREATIVITY IS BACK!)
Midna: I tell Split how many people are counting on him (millions), boosting his Red Sun Affinity.
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
My logic regarding the ink and the Ashen Water is that bottles of any kind fit into brewing stands, whether they are mere water, or an immensely powerful regeneration potion. While the Dune Rotary Potion Mixer is not exactly a Brewing Stand, I made an assumption that it would function in the same manner. An assumption that was evidently incorrect.
This is going to be interesting. Quite interesting indeed. The destruction of an artifact of great power through the creativity of the masses. Truly an interesting endeavor. One that I have not experienced in full for months. I mutter to myself on some account, before pulling some sort of thick tome, weathered by time, out of the alchemical bag at my disposal. Alchemical bags are extremely useful, especially when one has the capacity to actually cast the spells necessary on them to make them into monolithic warehouses of pure, unadulterated storage of all sorts. Something metallic on the cover of the tome glints green and red from the light of the twin Discs as I open the book. It appears to be decades old, merely from the look of it. Perhaps three. Decades, that is. As I flip through the pages, I speak.
Split, does our... agreement still stand regarding what we do with this puppet's corpse? I certainly still want the headless body.
I continue to parse through the pages of the book, my eyes sweeping over each page as I pass it. I appear to be searching rather carefully for some sort of informational text, likely regarding the destruction of the Disc. Whilst I doubt I shall be able to eradicate the thing, I can certainly attempt to do so. Finally, I stop flipping the worn pages of the book. The two pages currently privy to the rest of existence are rather odd-looking. The first page contains absolutely nothing, at least to the visible eye. The second page is full to bursting. There is an ink drawing of what appears to be a disc, surrounded in runes. The rest of the page is wholly devoted to text. My eyes quickly move downwards as I examine the page in its entirety, including the peculiar runic inscriptions. I proceed to nod absentmindedly. I look back up, towards Scratch. Then, I begin to speak. Of course, I have a backup. In the event that Scratch sees it fit to burn a hole through my vocal chords, or something of the sort, I will telepathically speak this and any other incantations this turn.
Finis ivisset. Discus erit adnihilata, et cum eo divinitatis consignavit. Infinitum scindetur, scilicet caelorum, rupta tempus, spatium, tempus valide. Finis enim prope est. Hoc secundum patiere crimina.
Nothing occurs. Yet, that is.
~
I wait patiently, staring up at the red above, and the destruction. He shall come, unless I am mistaken in my knowledge. I would think not, considering my sources, and my intent.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Woo, destroy the disk! I decide to take out the Infinity Gauntlet and try incredibly hard to destroy the disk. This predictably fails, as does my attempt to use all 11,000 elements at once on it. I then take out a Delicious Fruit and toss it at Scratch and the Disk, since I'm pretty sure he can't prepare it before it hits him. I then toss 11,000 Delicious Fruits each imbued with the power of one of the 11,000 elements.
Reality Majyyks && Delicious Fruit 1/11 (Cherry Big Bang Bomb)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
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Aura Core 4/4 COMPLETE
Ea Core 3/8
I duplicate the Large Crystal Mover again.
I begin alchemizing the Guardmetal Spaceship. -c 1/4
I summon up a massive machine. The gears are turning, the pipes wheezing, the vats churning. I pour a bucket of... snow? - it looks almost like snow, though it has a distinct smell - THEY DROWNED ME IN THEIR SORROW, THEY CHOKED ME WITH THEIR BETRAYAL - into a convenient hopper. The machine works, and with a *Ping!* out comes a small bottle of bluish ceramic, marked with a symbol of a weeping eye. As I touch it, I begin to weep myself from the sheer sorrow of the concentrated liquid within. I quickly cast a reversal spell on the bottle, transfiguring it into an essence of happiness and joy. I summon a tiny replica of the Red Sun and drop it into the bottle, causing it to slowly absorb the sheer power stored within- power which holds the potential to utterly erase a single soul from the universe -and eventually swirl the bottle around, a red radiance glowing from within and the sign on the bottle having changed to a crimson symbol of Light, with the bottom ray changed into a large teardrop. "Tears of a Sun. Not bad, for a few minutes in work and one bucket of lacre. THE HATED ESSENCE ...Is anyone else hearing this? This hunger is overtaking me. Which is weird, since this game would normally mean we don't need food. If anyone notices something wrong with me, or hears me say something I didn't say, tell me, okay? I feel like I'm being influenced by something. Something bad, and hungry." Anyway, I toss the Tears of a Sun over to Split, who drinks them, raising his affinity from the sheer power contained in the bottle.
I walk up to the Disc of Mojang in Scratch's hands and insult it mercilessly. Its mother was a CD and its father smelt of burnt plastic. Its grooves look stupid and its music sounds.. amazing, actually, but that's irrelevant. And it's held by the most insufferable plush-stuffed rump in all of this canonical setting. If the sheer burns fail to incapacitate it, I HUNGER and chomp it to bits and eat it. Oh, there it was again! I didn't realize a simple charge would have so many roleplaying and story elements. Shut up, you, I'll write this however I want. Now,
I summon up a massive shield of pure hunger around the Owl Effigy, drawing from all the hunger I seem to have in me. N o o o o . . .
Well, it seems that's gotten rid of whatever force's been plaguing me for now. But I can feel it'll soon return, and stronger. I'll just try to control it when it inevitably takes me over. Hopefully I can at least direct it.
+2 to Erelye.
the well, the coins. Here, the candle, cherish it and use it to bring me to you. For revenge, for the snuffing of lights, for the drowning.
*You have gained St. Cerise's Candle.*
St. Cerise's Candle- I hope you're proud of yourself.
Yes, be proud. Be ignorant of what is to come.
Gutza comes up and hands me two candles he found somewhere. I recognize them as St. Destin's Candle and St. Erzulie's Candle, and store them away. Closer to the Name.
44/49 (+2 from Gutza)
25/25 (+1 Erelye, +1 Pit.) Saving for later- I'm using this for something.
Looks like it's time to do the thing. The cool thing that nobody could expect. I unleash the deadly art o-
TMO POWER!
...Okay, you do whatever it is you're doing with that Leaf Shield. I'm not gonna judge. No, i don't think you're supposed to spam it like that. No. Be more creative.
Ubzulla?
Okay, now this is getting slightly annoying. Please just go back home.
No.
Okay, well why no-
TOADMAN ORB OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
...Oh, that giant orb that just hit the Disk of Mojang that came out of Toad Man for whatever reason. ...Eh...What just happened?
I gather all copies of 11 known to exist. Including the first recording, the original Broken Disc.
"Everyman, now is your chance. Merge these broken discs with the eight-ball head's disc. Now. It is critical to the survival of this multiverse."
SH-/A^TT><E^vR
If that works, I appear, coming back from the future with Split's copy of the Disc, which I stole with TIME SHENANIGANS and an Improbability Device.
"Disc of Mojang, give me sufficient understanding of the device on the First Block and its purpose that I know the correct choice to make for a continued Alpha Timeline regarding whether to destroy it or not. If its function is such that I would want to destroy it, even if that dooms the timeline, edit the Alpha Timeline such that the Alpha Timeline ends with the best net result as selected by the Anti-Godmodder and Neutral Players, by a majority vote with ranking (assign each choice a rank, the first choice is the first vote, but if that choice doesn't garner enough votes move to one's second choice, and so on until there are two remaining), from around five general choices after which optimization will be done automatically to produce the best net outcome."
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
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=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-20 / 50- Spin2Win
-15 / 50- The Tophat
-6 / 10- The Democratic Upheaval
+2 to PitTheAngel
=ACTION=
I use ARMISTYX, get yet another ARMISTYX, then set my sights upon the Disc of Mojang. Thinking quickly, I construct a giant wooden battle platform, and stand upon it. And then, I manipulate the wooden platform, causing thousands of giant cannons, laser-type weapons and machine guns to appear upon it!
They all fire upon the Disc of Mojang, but naturally, Scratch will block this. While the cannons fire, with additional guns at various angles to ensure that Scratch needs to stay on the defense, I switch the ARMISTYX into GIANT DRILL SCYTHE MODE and dig beneath the earth. I then pop-up beneath the disc (naturally having it a good height above me), and plant several tons of TNT beneath it, and plat wood ontop of said TNT. I light the TNT with a switch, and take cover.
Thousands of wooden planks are shot into the air, all taking up positions around the Disk. Manipulating wood once again, I change the shapes of the wooden planks, causing thousands of wooden spears to assault the Disc of Mojang from all angles, pushing Scratch to his limits.
While this is all going on, I switch the ARMISTYX to BACKLASH SCYTHE MODE (backlash: gun with extremely high recoil), and use the recoil of the gun to shoot me into the air towards Scratch. As I fly towards him, I switch the ARMISTYX into MAGIC CARPET SCYTHE MODE, and begin flying around on it, taking caution to sweve around my own barrage.
I pull out the ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE, and attack Scratch with it, attempting to make attempts at destroying the disk every once in awhile. Hopefully, with me and my wooden machines on the offensive, something will slip through.
...right?
=LIMBO=
Eastward, ho! I make the to have THE OTHER SIDE on stand-by in-case of monsters as per normal, and I place torches at 8-block intervals to keep everything well lit.
=COMMAND=
The Streamer will preform extra-special red-based rituals with the Voices to attempt to raise Split's affinity!
You should be fine, according to my reckoning, at the least.
/null
So far, absolutely NOONE has died because of that gra--
I erect a shield of
s around the Owl Effigy!
I then layer in more not-Red Suns around that barrier.
Following that, the Cuestick Protocol drones generate a Thaumic Reactive/Retaliatory Glyph Shield.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Post II
I put The need for the construction of Titanic, a large living room, full statement is false unknown>host(the world wide web, to Moses by God on the paper to focus on this point. I'm in a hurry andwalls, walls of text, fully automatic mysterious world of Internet owl,I thought the statue of images, text Size, and more powerful attack. What's more, the Titanic, the wall, you won't get up, I say, full text, full was a part of the world a comprehensive agreement on all kinds of weird people, Welcome to the party, and all of the video. A very powerful attack. All fast, pond construction, integrity contact with large error in the transfer, rent on the Internet, which aims to protect, and the application process, as well as the number and power of the attack. Therefore, the
construction of the great wall of China, how many sports mystery of text, free translation of class x, not, strong attack game. (Also known as a horribly mistranslated wall of text) in front of the 0wl Effigey.
I then heal The Streamer.
Torch || Wand 3/X
Potion of Honey >==< Potion of Regeneration 3/X
Needlewand && Spycicle && SCP-009 3/X
Doge 29/30Bearger 19/20Red Droid 8/10
The Running Gag has been used as a Shields Well
Someone gonna die
/null
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Also, this is only used for when someone does something incredibly stupid (Think MisterHeHe levels). You're not even doing it right.
/null
Well, in that case, I'm summoning!
Action 2/3
Unholy Assault: 50/50 In deployment!
Ethereal Callings: 35/50
Starfall Sync: 10/50
Cool music optional.
Ninjatwist: Begin activation.
On my right, there is a BUZZSAW MACHINE recognizable as LIL' SLUGGER to those of you who play Super Meat Boy.
I then hold a SUSPICIOUS REMOTE and press a BUTTON on said remote. All of a sudden, MONSTRO appears from the sky!
This monstrosity appears before me, then jumps into the LIL' SLUGGER!
Oh, dear! This is horrible! Has science gone too far?!
If the art doesn't show up, the link is here: http://imgur.com/ms41fXX. Yes, it's crappy, but it's the best I can do. I can probably do better on paper.
As such, MONSTRO begins his reign of terror!
Monstro [AG] HP: 80,000 (Operating LIl' Slugger)
Actions:
Blood Bath: Deals 6,000 damage to any nearby enemies.
Splash Jump: First, jumps into the air, rendering him Airborne, making 50% of attacks miss in this state. Once he lands, Monstro will deal 4,000 to 6,000 damage to any nearby enemies. This will dismount him from Lil' Slugger. This cannot be used twice in a row.
Remount: This will make him operate Lil' Slugger again.
Passives:
Vengeance: Upon death, will turn into Monstro II. (I'll make the stats when that happens)
Flesh Bulk: Will dismount other entities from Lil'Slugger once he uses Remount.
Lil' Slugger [???] HP: 100,000 (Being operated by Monstro)
Actions:
Metal Stomp: Deals 8,000 damage and makes the opponent unable to act for one turn. The opponent must be nearby.
Chainsaw Chop: This deals 12,000 damage to an opponent and will make the opponent Bleed for 3,000 damage for 2 turns. This cannot be used twice in a row. Lil'Slugger saws its opponent in half, in other words.
Aichiophobia: Using the magic of the Fencers from Castle Crashers, Lil'Slugger throws a sawblade at a target, dealing 6,000 damage. This is the only ranged attack it has.
Passives:
Vehicle: Can be operated by any entity, but Monstro or Monstro II have priority.
Sawblade Armor: When attacked (or its operator is attacked) The target will take 4,000 damage if it is a physical attack.
Massive Explosion: When defeated, Lil'Slugger will deal 20,000 damage to its operator and any nearby enemies.
Mechanical Nature: This cannot be affected by status effects.
Well, this is designed to be another entity on the field to distract from the Owl Effigy, since Doc Scratch can only attack one or the other with maximum effectiveness.
Nerf and buff as you see fit.
Sword Damage: 180K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Well? Anyone want anything? Not you gutza I'm deciding to take out petty grievances over stuff. Anyways, I create a construct of the Logic Cannon with my Prince's Chisel, then use it to enforce the logic that Decads are unnatural and dumb, as well as stealing all of gutza's luck to lower his damage with decads because decads are incredibly inelegant. I then use this stolen luck to roll the Brewer's Eight at the Owl Effigy, unloading a bunch of healing potions on it.
+2 Tazz
Rafflesia 50/50 (On hold)
Plant food, fertilizer, water, etc. 1/50
More Runic Shielding 16/50
Fluorite Octet && Heart (Aspect) Energies 5/9 (Lover's Octet)
Biology Textbook && Fluorite Decad 3/11 (Earth's Decad)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
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(null post) I guess your a fan of the team meat
He's already in the dungeon!
THAUMONOMITRON: A powerful supercomputer that acts a repository for all thaumic knowledge; in essence, a digital version of the Thaumonomicon.
+10,000 HP to the Owl Effigy!
> Kill some spiders. Defend yourself if any try to attack you.
You slice two more CAVE SPIDERS, crit-killing them both!
+5,000 HP to the Owl Effigy!
The Thin Glass && Steel Cannonball && Iron Plating = The Motion Picture (Level 5: 1/6)
> Shoot bow at nearby spiders.
You fire four arrows at nearby CAVE SPIDERS, dealing 5 damage to each.
DEATHWOOD ASH: A muted grey ash that appears to be a mixture of normal tree ash and pure hellish powder,united by a drop of black liquid sorrow. The resulting material is known as Deathwood, a horrifying wood that is used in the creation of several eldritch items.
Aura of Flame added!
You pocket the idol and return to the ruined and lifeless Grayhold memory. You recite the incantation and acquire several materials, an extreme amount of magical energy crackling around your position.
a-poth-e-o-sis - noun
the highest point in the development of something; culmination or climax.
~~~
the elevation of someone to divine status, deification.
And now, our journey throughout the world of split personalities comes to an end, as all good things must. We have covered the terminology of split personalities, their creation, their nature, their rises, their falls, and their demises. No doubt you have learned something from this book's pages; something that may help you in future endeavors or shed light on past experiences. And even if you have not learned something from this, it would be best to take its contents to heart.
Any self-respecting hero, adventurer, or villain will no doubt encounter a schizophrenic on their travels, or perhaps, could end up becoming one. Hopefully this book will have shown you the plight that those with polarity face, and what they will ultimately become. For, you see, once a split becomes victorious in the Shatter, they will enter apotheosis, which is, if you remember by definitions in the first chapter, a great (almost divine) power.
This power will dwindle and fade as years go by, but it will burn bright for a long while, giving a split the ability to do whatever it wishes in its new host body. With no chance of fracturing into more personalities, they will live their life as an independent being and will be completely immune to natural death, but not fatal injuries, much like the conditional immortality that certain gods face. Of course, the other split will be condemned to oblivion, and if it is fated that the malevolent split is to die, they will almost surely be sent to a special kind of afterlife based on what they had done in the host body during the Build.
But the nature of that life is for another book. Thank you for reading.
The book ends there.
> Kill everything.
You crit-kill a CAVE SPIDER and deal 10 damage to another!
Diamond Sword || Gatekeeper's Scythe = Diamond Scythe (Level 1: 1/2)
Unicode Charts added!
> Counter attacks from the spiders and don't take any hits.
Three CAVE SPIDERS lunge at you. You counter the first two (those SPIDERS take 5 damage each), but the third SPIDER bites you and deals 5 damage! You can feel POISON beginning to flow into you...
Talisman of Math && Irrational Amulet = Irrational Calculator (Level 5: 1/6)
Splash Potion of Corruption 0O0 Splash Potion of Frostbite = Splash Potion of Subzero (1/3)
> Kick anything that tries to attack you.
Another SPIDER rushes you, but you kick it out of the way, killing it!
The only way to know for sure is to find out for yourself.
+5,000 HP to the Owl Effigy!
CRYSTAL BIRDSUIT: A mechanical harness with mechanical talons and wings attached. It shimmers like crystal and can be rendered invisible thanks to a built-in cloaking device. It gives the wearer the power of flight.
Nope; it's Notch's first name.
You use the Realitybending Canteen and ascend to the rank of Alpha Godmodder!
Blackhammer Wall added!
The tuba seems to absorb your reality majjyyk and become stronger, so you just give the Godmodder some popcorn.
GODMODDER: Th... Thanks.
Split will regain some afinity this turn!
> Carry out complicated plan.
You backpedal away from the SPIDERS and quickly re-light the TORCH with your FLINT AND STEEL. Its flame flickers once again. The SPIDERS begin to gain on you again though, and you lack a proper view of the ANCESTRAL SILK, so you resolve to keep fighting, crit-killing a SPIDER and killing another!
ASHEN WATER: A bottle of muted grey water contained inside a bottle. It reeks of death.
Knowledge's Dome added! 5 damage to you!
As you utter a backwards message, your eyes turn a violent purple, and the clouds around you begin to spin wildly around Grayhold. Something is happening...
GUARDMETAL: An insanely durable metal comprised of voidmetal, bedrock, ichor, and pure tutamen. It will protect against most known attacks.
Massive Infused Diamond Crystal && Ea Generator = Ea Core (Level 7: 1/8)
+4,000 HP to the Owl Effigy!
12 damage to you!
+5,000 HP to Split!
> Attempt to spin attack.
You unleash a SPIN ATTACK with the IRON SWORD, killing a CAVE SPIDER and crit-killing two other CAVE SPIDERS.
LARGE CRYSTAL MOVER: Yep.
Ichorium Spaceship Frame -c Guardmetal Structure = Guardmetal Spaceship
GUARDMETAL SPACESHIP: A hollow spaceship forged from guardmetal. The structure is there; all it needs is things inside of it.
+5 HP!
12,000 damage to DextraBomb!
You reach the bottom of the pit; nothing has attacked you thus far. There are three paths; one heading north, one west, and one east.
That's not a command!
+6,000 HP to Split!
Healing Gloves of Boxing && Scroll of Holy Magic && First Aid Kit && Mage's Staff = Panacea Gloves (Level 6: 1/7)
> Set fire to the spiders using flint and steel.
You use your FLINT AND STEEL, lighting the remaining three CAVE SPIDERS on fire. They take 5 damage each.
They're not really potions...
Bubble of Darkness added!
Your eyes return to normal as you speak several words. Nothing happens, but you suddenly feel a very low rumble that gradually intensifies into a massive shaking force. You look outside and see that the clouds are spinning faster and faster, and that various red hues are lighting up the sky.
You respawn.
WIRE'S EDGE: A pistol lined with barbed wire. Its bullets are as well.
5 damage to you!
Wire's Edge && Bandages = Wire Down (Level 3: 1/4)
Horn Pile added!
Torch || Wand = Long Torch (Level 1: 2/2)
Needlewands && Spy-cicle && SCP-009 = Murder's Icicles (Level 3: 2/4)
What is that middle alchemy combination?
LONG TORCH: A torch that's longer than usual. Wow.
Item >= Rewriter =< Changed Name of Item
TWO THOUSAND'S DECAD: A set of ten bronze D10s that flicker with reality-warping energy.
You venture through the Suicide Door. The rumbling has become incredibly apparent at this point, and you can barely stand. After walking through a long hallway, you spill into the interior of a large pyramid constructed out of what appears to be glass, allowing you to see what's going on outside. The clouds are apparently on fire, and a hulking meteor is slowly descending onto your position, similarly on fire. The thing is casting a red glow across all of Limbo, which strikes you as unearthly, especially in a monochrome landscape.
In the middle of the room is a step pyramid that leads up to a metallic platform. You fly up the pyramid, expecting to find the Black Monolith there (that was what happened in Zero Hour, after all), and that is what you find; however, it's not in the way you expected. The Monolith appears to be held in place by a green apparatus, and its golden energy is being siphoned out of its surface via tubes. The entire machine is hooked up to an array of monitors on which green code flashes.
Several people are working at the monitors. You turn to look at them, but the entire landscape vanishes, including the meteor. The light, however, does not. A piercing red light still shines above the clouds, casting beams of energy down onto the landscape. Quick as a wink, it travels across the surface of Limbo and disappears, leaving fire in its wake.
> Pricey12345: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => ROCK SOLO
4,000 damage to both members of the PPC!
> Dodge and shoot at the spiders.
You fire an arrow at a CAVE SPIDER, killing it!
Chemistry Textbook && Fluorite Decad = Bunsen's Decad (Level 10: 1/11)
> Light some spiders on fire with flint and steel.
You did that already! The two remaining SPIDERS take 5 damage.
DIAMOND SCYTHE: A scythe whose blade is made from diamond.
Phaistos Shield added!
> Kill some spiders without getting hit.
You slice at all the burned SPIDERS, killing the final two!
> Move further through the room.
You dash through the room a bit, getting closer to the ANCESTRAL SILK. You hide behind a pillar so the shape guarding the SILK doesn't notice you...
+1 Creativity to the Everyman.
+5,000 HP to the Effigy!
Your text isn't even orchid right now! Plain Text Shield added.
+9,000 HP to the Owl Effigy!
Bunch of Junk added!
+3,000 HP to the Owl Effigy!
+6 HP to crystalcat! You protect yourself from attack this turn.
Nanobot Shield added!
+9,000 HP to the Owl Effigy!
2,000 damage to both members of the PPC!
You're in the Void! You can't access Wilson's Shop!
Barrier o' Brickiness added!
Snow Fort added!
TPP Shield added!
Scratch allows himself to take .000000000000000000000000000001 damage from the nails and his golden hand cycles to the 10-Ball, phasing Scratch out of the timeline and placing himself in the future! He'll reappear at the end of the turn.
CORROSIVE CODER: A bow with a flamethrower-like apparatus that sprays magic acid at its enemies. Its arrows are also tipped in the substance. It is inscribed with runes in the Telugu language, giving it a mystical power.
MALAYATOXIN BOW: A bow with a flamethrower-like apparatus that sprays maiotoxin at its enemies. Its arrows are also tipped in the substance. It is inscribed with runes in the Malayatoxin language, giving it a mystical power.
5,000 damage to DextraBomb!
NEW DAWN: An assault rifle forged from carbon nanogel. It contains a canister of antimatter which is magnetically shaped and modified into powerful antimatter bolts. The weapon lacks an antimak to superheat the antimatter, however.
You fire several shots of antimatter into the air that create volatile explosions after travelling far enough.
Geology Textbook && Fluorite Decad = Mineral's Decad (Level 10: 1/11)
You guard Split.
Just alchemize yourself some armor.
I'll do that once the editor stops being a piece of gorilla.
> Look for any arrows.
You find none.
Undefined Double Dome added!
TRASG added!
+3,000 HP to Split and the Owl Effigy!
That's not a running gag. That's me being FORCED to use big text to get your attention.
Ultimatum || Paintballs = The Town-Painter (Level 10: 1/11)
You're gonna paint the town red with this, that much I can tell you.
>_>
3D6 Shield added! (It's 10,000 HP.)
He Gonna Shield added!
Only one shield per post!
Engrish Wall added!
+3,000 HP to the Streamer!
Monstro and Lil' Slugger added!
6-2-2-4-6-7-3-5
You unload a bunch of healing potions at the Owl Effigy, healing +8,000 HP!
The effects of Split's Affinity wear off, but he instantly gains +20% Affinity!
Scratch pops back into existence.
Scratch uses the power of the Disc of Mojang, channeling latent godmodding power into his surface! He uses the Disc of Mojang to create an insanely complex Red Sun energy funneler that captures energy from the Red Sun and funnels it directly into Scratch! He gains +40% Affinity this way! He then uses the Disc and releases a green pulse of reality-shaking energy that completely annihilates the weakest shields of the Owl Effigy!
Every entity suddenly fails to act as an orchid shockwave pulses through the Void, knocking everything off-balance... The Fourth Wall tilts and static is displayed on its surface, propaganda images, pyramids, presidental oaths of office, and lots of other things showing up all at once... What's more, the Terminal glitches out and locks you out, preventing you from using it! You can only hope that XSTANTHEMANX can work on his own...
XSTANTHEMANX looks and sees that he has a completely unobstructed view of the Ancestral Silk! He equips his lit Torch and lights one of his Arrows on fire, reeling back with his Bow. He can end it all in one clean shot if he's lucky... STAN fires, his Arrow completely missing the beast guarding the Ancestral Silk and striking the Silk itself, knocking it clean off of its pedestal and lighting it on fire.
The flame travels across the room, which is made entirely of silk, and soon the entire room is lit on fire! The Ancestral Silk slowly burns into dust, and when its destruction is complete, the fires across the room turn a very pale blue, flickering with a ghostly light! Once all the silk has burned, the fire eats through the rock the dungeon is made out of! STAN turns to leave, but the ceiling is dislodged and rocks block his path...
The Terminal's feed cuts out shortly after that, but it doesn't matter regardless! Arcs of blue electricity form on the Terminal's surface and the Terminal explodes in a blue fireball, signifying the destruction of the Silk! Scratch takes a chunk of damage due to the loss of one of his artifacts...
Scratch spins through the Void after taking his most recent round of damage... He whips out the Disc again.
All of you are clever, very clever. Taking out my key sources of power, ultimately leaving me defenseless... It has worked so far; you have nullified my fourth-dimensional reach, my gateways to destruction, decay, death, control, and creation. But now, there is one thing that you will most likely fail to adequately prepare for: the Disc of Mojang.
How can you combat against a disc that can do everything? It is nigh-impossible, of course. Nothing can withstand against this object, one that can create or destroy anything. Nothing except two things. Another such item, and--
Well, well, well. Good thing I've got one right here.
Split pulls out his copy of the Disc of Mojang, retrieved from the alternate April Fool's timeline.
What? Another copy! It can't be! Unless... Ah, yes, of course. The alternate timeline. I honestly can't believe a joke managed to find relevance here. Then again, there have been plenty jokes that have long overstayed their welcome. Well, now that you have the only item capable of nullifying me, and I you, I suppose there's only one thing left to do.
Destroy the godmodder? Or maybe destroy the tower?
Split looks at the spire on top of the First Block, which is crackling with very large amounts of orchid energy and was the cause of the shockwave that was felt earlier. The spire's energy seems to be projecting images all across the space of the Void... Images of cosmic quarrels, things unseen, static, galaxies, universes... The First Block begins to shake violently.
Hah. No, there will be no destroying my creation. To do that, you're going to have to get through me first. So you'll have to prepare yourself for a strife.
Split cracks his knuckles.
Well, this has been a long time coming. I'll finally get to cave your skull in and see what's inside.
How typically gruesome of you, Split. Although you are right about one thing. This has been a long time coming.
Both Split and Scratch hold their discs out. Scratch's crackles with green energy, and Split's with red... The very face of the Void fluctuates and spirals with various hues to symbolize the coming strife.
How to Play:
The power of the Alternate Disc of Mojang has allowed Scratch to become targetable! Or at the very least, the Disc of Mojang. This will serve as a return to form, a reminder of the good old days! Think of the most creative/original attacks that you can that can't be godmodded! Remember, the Disc of Mojang can do anything, but something insanely creative will strike it out of left field!
The Disc only has 1 HP, so one attack should do it! But it will be very hard to pull off an attack capable of destroying it... It looks like you'd better hurry up. That spire is growing more powerful by the turn, and it's almost ready to unleash its horrors. In addition, the Alternate Disc only has 1 HP as well, so one attack from Scratch will destroy it! Split should be able to defend against Scratch, but if you keep that Affinity up, he'll have an easier time doing so!
Destroy the Disc, and Scratch will be completely defenseless; he'll no longer be the Psi-Godmodder!
The Itinerary:
> All: Defend the Owl Effigy!
> All: Guard your entities!
> All: Raise Split's Affinity!
> All: Destroy the Disc of Mojang!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIThe Void:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 2,017,000/8,000,000. (Gains +400,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 9
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 70%.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 70%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 24/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 70%.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Talist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 14/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 18/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 22/20.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 22/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 26/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 20/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 24/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20.
Red Sun Affinity: Split 0% ==========O========== 20% Scratch
Doc Scratch: [Ψ B
SS] HP: 100,000,000/100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. Artifacts Equipped:
FEZ,Ancestral Gunpowder,Ancestral Flesh,Ancestral Bone,Ancestral Silk,Ancestral Eye, Disc of Mojang: 1/1 HP.Owl Effigy: [???] HP: 486,000/503,000. Fibonacci Elemental Wall: 15,000/15,000 HP. Rocket Shield: 30,000/30,000 HP. Every Book Ever: 15,000/15,000 HP. Obsidian Fortress: 30,000/30,000 HP. Perfect Ink Sphere: 20,000/20,000 HP. Ultrafield: 15,000/15,000 HP. Civil Text Wall: 25,000/25,000 HP. Protection Infusion: 15,000/15,000 HP. Power of 2 Shield: 20,000/20,000 HP. Creation's Sphere: 35,000/35,000 HP. Recovered Beanfort: 15,000/15,000 HP. Obstructive Portal: 25,000/25,000 HP. Aura of Flame: 40,000/40,000 HP. Blackhammer Wall: 25,000/25,000 HP. Knowledge's Dome: 45,000/55,000 HP. Bubble of Darkness: 60,000/60,000 HP. TPP Shield: 35,000/35,000 HP. Engrish Wall: 20,000/20,000 HP. Hats Off: II
Lil' Slugger: [???] HP: 100,000/100,000. Chainsaw Chop: I Piloted by Monstro.
Split: [N] HP: 189,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Broken Age. Stacatto Stand: II Clockwork Reversal: II Artifacts Equipped: Alternate Disc of Mojang: 1/1 HP.
DextraBomb: [N] HP: 108,000/125,000. Kamikaze Charge: IIIIIIIIII 2%.
Jay_PPC: [PL] HP: 3,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIIII Shares respawns with Acacia_PPC. Continuity Crisis: IIIIIIII
Acacia_PPC: [PL] HP: 4,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIIII Shares respawns with Jay_PPC. Continuity Crisis: IIIIIIII
The Streamer: [AG] HP: 126,000/160,000. Tentacool: 5,000/5,000 HP. Pupitar: 5,000/5,000 HP.
Kid Radd: [AG] HP: RADD
Epiphanic Everyman: [AG] HP: 30/30. Creativity: 16/50. Nutrition: 7/50.
Fayther: [AG] HP: 190,000/220,000. Memories: IIIIII Violent x2, Happy.
Monstro: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Splash Jump: I Turns into Monstro II upon death. Piloting Lil' Slugger.
The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA? (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII READY (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
28 Hog Slop
19 Elf Tears
25 Pie Filling
20 Weasel Snot
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I summon an easter egg around the owl effigy
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x24, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Dopplerganger
Wilson's Shop: $130
Needed Dupes:
Ghosts of War > Fine 9/11
Gib Armageddon > Fine 9/11
Sniper Rifle AND Azure Essence 9/11
+2 to wilson
-Battlefield-
Blue nods in response while continuing to walk.
Edit: Portmanteau of Twinbuilder and Ninja'd.
You just something something twin something triangle.
/ I tell Stan to kill every spider with elaborate bullet- time attacks and doges/
Kajius / 7-10
" Please tell me where my services could be of use. I mean, where is summoning giant possibly reality warping monsters to fight for you not good" I say to the anti-g.ms via telepathy.
50/50 Weath Ray
35/50 {REDACTED}
My Action: I delete the Tuba plugin (the godmodder cannot stop me because he is in a tuba, and he actually wants this to succeed, and Scratch cannot stop this because he is not Owner rank), freeing the godmodder so he can back up Split against Scratch.
SCP Foundation Action: A interstellar distress beacon is produced (or activated, depending on whether the overseer council can find the right object in time or not). 1/3 Interstellar Beacon.
EXOS Action: EXOS somehow makes a Transdimensional Lightning Shield around the Owl Pendant.
SCP-2317 Action: As Godzilla is about to be finished off, nukes start falling. The nukes supercharge Godzilla, allowing godzilla to recover and get up. He then throws SCP-076-2 into the nearest nuke explosion, anhillating it. However, Godzilla is temporarilly blinded by a nuke flash, which is a brief effect but enough for SCP-173 to smash into Godzilla's throat again and stagger it before it can finish off SCP-2317.
Maniac: I jump in the air. Power surges around me. Scratch looks up, wondering what I'm going to do. A dive kick? A laser? NOPE! I channel the essence of the internet, until I find the one, most powerful thing on the internet. A site which has millions of users, billions of videos, and trillions of views.
YouTube.
I gather all the energy of YouTube, and use it. A mech appears. The mech is literally 1000s of blocks tall, made and powered from YouTube itself. Looking at Scratch, it charges in and beats Scratch into submission. Using moves that represent every YouTube video ever made, it knocks Scratch unconscious. Then it picks up the DISK OF MOJANG, throws it in the air, then performs it's most powerful attack.
It dances Gangnam Style while punching and kicking the Disk of Mojang. After 3 minutes, the mech disappears.
(MY CREATIVITY IS BACK!)
Midna: I tell Split how many people are counting on him (millions), boosting his Red Sun Affinity.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Hazel Wand: IIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 80%
Jukebox && Concentrated Creation Essence && Eldritch Tentacle = The Beat-Skipper (5/11)
Abyssal Inferno 22/50
Scarlet Infinity 11/25
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
My logic regarding the ink and the Ashen Water is that bottles of any kind fit into brewing stands, whether they are mere water, or an immensely powerful regeneration potion. While the Dune Rotary Potion Mixer is not exactly a Brewing Stand, I made an assumption that it would function in the same manner. An assumption that was evidently incorrect.
This is going to be interesting. Quite interesting indeed. The destruction of an artifact of great power through the creativity of the masses. Truly an interesting endeavor. One that I have not experienced in full for months. I mutter to myself on some account, before pulling some sort of thick tome, weathered by time, out of the alchemical bag at my disposal. Alchemical bags are extremely useful, especially when one has the capacity to actually cast the spells necessary on them to make them into monolithic warehouses of pure, unadulterated storage of all sorts. Something metallic on the cover of the tome glints green and red from the light of the twin Discs as I open the book. It appears to be decades old, merely from the look of it. Perhaps three. Decades, that is. As I flip through the pages, I speak.
Split, does our... agreement still stand regarding what we do with this puppet's corpse? I certainly still want the headless body.
I continue to parse through the pages of the book, my eyes sweeping over each page as I pass it. I appear to be searching rather carefully for some sort of informational text, likely regarding the destruction of the Disc. Whilst I doubt I shall be able to eradicate the thing, I can certainly attempt to do so. Finally, I stop flipping the worn pages of the book. The two pages currently privy to the rest of existence are rather odd-looking. The first page contains absolutely nothing, at least to the visible eye. The second page is full to bursting. There is an ink drawing of what appears to be a disc, surrounded in runes. The rest of the page is wholly devoted to text. My eyes quickly move downwards as I examine the page in its entirety, including the peculiar runic inscriptions. I proceed to nod absentmindedly. I look back up, towards Scratch. Then, I begin to speak. Of course, I have a backup. In the event that Scratch sees it fit to burn a hole through my vocal chords, or something of the sort, I will telepathically speak this and any other incantations this turn.
Finis ivisset. Discus erit adnihilata, et cum eo divinitatis consignavit. Infinitum scindetur, scilicet caelorum, rupta tempus, spatium, tempus valide. Finis enim prope est. Hoc secundum patiere crimina.
Nothing occurs. Yet, that is.
~
I wait patiently, staring up at the red above, and the destruction. He shall come, unless I am mistaken in my knowledge. I would think not, considering my sources, and my intent.
Woo, destroy the disk! I decide to take out the Infinity Gauntlet and try incredibly hard to destroy the disk. This predictably fails, as does my attempt to use all 11,000 elements at once on it. I then take out a Delicious Fruit and toss it at Scratch and the Disk, since I'm pretty sure he can't prepare it before it hits him. I then toss 11,000 Delicious Fruits each imbued with the power of one of the 11,000 elements.
+2 Tazz
Rafflesia 50/50 (On hold)
Plant food, fertilizer, water, etc. 3/50
More Runic Shielding 17/50
Fluorite Octet && Heart (Aspect) Energies 6/9 (Lover's Octet)
Biology Textbook && Fluorite Decad 4/11 (Earth's Decad)
Reality Majyyks && Delicious Fruit 1/11 (Cherry Big Bang Bomb)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-18, Tazz-34, crystal-18, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
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'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
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Turn 1/3
Aura Core 4/4 COMPLETE
Ea Core 3/8
I duplicate the Large Crystal Mover again.
I begin alchemizing the Guardmetal Spaceship. -c 1/4
I summon up a massive machine. The gears are turning, the pipes wheezing, the vats churning. I pour a bucket of... snow? - it looks almost like snow, though it has a distinct smell - THEY DROWNED ME IN THEIR SORROW, THEY CHOKED ME WITH THEIR BETRAYAL - into a convenient hopper. The machine works, and with a *Ping!* out comes a small bottle of bluish ceramic, marked with a symbol of a weeping eye. As I touch it, I begin to weep myself from the sheer sorrow of the concentrated liquid within. I quickly cast a reversal spell on the bottle, transfiguring it into an essence of happiness and joy. I summon a tiny replica of the Red Sun and drop it into the bottle, causing it to slowly absorb the sheer power stored within- power which holds the potential to utterly erase a single soul from the universe -and eventually swirl the bottle around, a red radiance glowing from within and the sign on the bottle having changed to a crimson symbol of Light, with the bottom ray changed into a large teardrop. "Tears of a Sun. Not bad, for a few minutes in work and one bucket of lacre. THE HATED ESSENCE ...Is anyone else hearing this? This hunger is overtaking me. Which is weird, since this game would normally mean we don't need food. If anyone notices something wrong with me, or hears me say something I didn't say, tell me, okay? I feel like I'm being influenced by something. Something bad, and hungry." Anyway, I toss the Tears of a Sun over to Split, who drinks them, raising his affinity from the sheer power contained in the bottle.
I walk up to the Disc of Mojang in Scratch's hands and insult it mercilessly. Its mother was a CD and its father smelt of burnt plastic. Its grooves look stupid and its music sounds.. amazing, actually, but that's irrelevant. And it's held by the most insufferable plush-stuffed rump in all of this canonical setting. If the sheer burns fail to incapacitate it, I HUNGER and chomp it to bits and eat it. Oh, there it was again! I didn't realize a simple charge would have so many roleplaying and story elements. Shut up, you, I'll write this however I want. Now,
I summon up a massive shield of pure hunger around the Owl Effigy, drawing from all the hunger I seem to have in me. N o o o o . . .
Well, it seems that's gotten rid of whatever force's been plaguing me for now. But I can feel it'll soon return, and stronger. I'll just try to control it when it inevitably takes me over. Hopefully I can at least direct it.
+2 to Erelye.
the well, the coins. Here, the candle, cherish it and use it to bring me to you. For revenge, for the snuffing of lights, for the drowning.
*You have gained St. Cerise's Candle.*
St. Cerise's Candle- I hope you're proud of yourself.
Yes, be proud. Be ignorant of what is to come.
Gutza comes up and hands me two candles he found somewhere. I recognize them as St. Destin's Candle and St. Erzulie's Candle, and store them away. Closer to the Name.
44/49 (+2 from Gutza)
25/25 (+1 Erelye, +1 Pit.) Saving for later- I'm using this for something.
0rigin Point.
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PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):
Anthem: Halfway/50
Looks like it's time to do the thing. The cool thing that nobody could expect. I unleash the deadly art o-
TMO POWER!
...Okay, you do whatever it is you're doing with that Leaf Shield. I'm not gonna judge. No, i don't think you're supposed to spam it like that. No. Be more creative.
Ubzulla?
Okay, now this is getting slightly annoying. Please just go back home.
No.
Okay, well why no-
TOADMAN ORB OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
...Oh, that giant orb that just hit the Disk of Mojang that came out of Toad Man for whatever reason. ...Eh...What just happened?
I gather all copies of 11 known to exist. Including the first recording, the original Broken Disc.
"Everyman, now is your chance. Merge these broken discs with the eight-ball head's disc. Now. It is critical to the survival of this multiverse."
SH-/A^TT><E^vR
If that works, I appear, coming back from the future with Split's copy of the Disc, which I stole with TIME SHENANIGANS and an Improbability Device.
"Disc of Mojang, give me sufficient understanding of the device on the First Block and its purpose that I know the correct choice to make for a continued Alpha Timeline regarding whether to destroy it or not. If its function is such that I would want to destroy it, even if that dooms the timeline, edit the Alpha Timeline such that the Alpha Timeline ends with the best net result as selected by the Anti-Godmodder and Neutral Players, by a majority vote with ranking (assign each choice a rank, the first choice is the first vote, but if that choice doesn't garner enough votes move to one's second choice, and so on until there are two remaining), from around five general choices after which optimization will be done automatically to produce the best net outcome."
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-20 / 50- Spin2Win
-15 / 50- The Tophat
-6 / 10- The Democratic Upheaval
+2 to PitTheAngel
=ACTION=
I use ARMISTYX, get yet another ARMISTYX, then set my sights upon the Disc of Mojang. Thinking quickly, I construct a giant wooden battle platform, and stand upon it. And then, I manipulate the wooden platform, causing thousands of giant cannons, laser-type weapons and machine guns to appear upon it!
They all fire upon the Disc of Mojang, but naturally, Scratch will block this. While the cannons fire, with additional guns at various angles to ensure that Scratch needs to stay on the defense, I switch the ARMISTYX into GIANT DRILL SCYTHE MODE and dig beneath the earth. I then pop-up beneath the disc (naturally having it a good height above me), and plant several tons of TNT beneath it, and plat wood ontop of said TNT. I light the TNT with a switch, and take cover.
Thousands of wooden planks are shot into the air, all taking up positions around the Disk. Manipulating wood once again, I change the shapes of the wooden planks, causing thousands of wooden spears to assault the Disc of Mojang from all angles, pushing Scratch to his limits.
While this is all going on, I switch the ARMISTYX to BACKLASH SCYTHE MODE (backlash: gun with extremely high recoil), and use the recoil of the gun to shoot me into the air towards Scratch. As I fly towards him, I switch the ARMISTYX into MAGIC CARPET SCYTHE MODE, and begin flying around on it, taking caution to sweve around my own barrage.
I pull out the ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE, and attack Scratch with it, attempting to make attempts at destroying the disk every once in awhile. Hopefully, with me and my wooden machines on the offensive, something will slip through.
...right?
=LIMBO=
Eastward, ho! I make the to have THE OTHER SIDE on stand-by in-case of monsters as per normal, and I place torches at 8-block intervals to keep everything well lit.
=COMMAND=
The Streamer will preform extra-special red-based rituals with the Voices to attempt to raise Split's affinity!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)