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He moves a lot faster than you can, just saying. And would keep trying to kill you for a perceived treachery, though since you stopped, there's no point to me TK-ing.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Ah, that's okay. I'll still probably give you the emerald nova unless someone else needs it.
All hail the April Fool!
10/11 for nailtimatum
Piono looks sideways at generic.
No, I don't think I'll give you a chance to use that stupid thing.
I'll let the Nexus troops deal with you.
He looks at tazz, rolls his eyes, and shoots off into the air, making a beeline for the tower that the final fight with Scratch was in, leaving the rest of the players to whatever the heck they plan to do.
Guess I'll try to do something. I'll wander to the library and pick out the most important looking (but unread) book. Find a comfy chair and read a little.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Help! I'm been taken hostage by a evil cult of cookie ninjas, who want to steal all the paper ninjas secrets!
As you are about to examine the PAINTINGS in the GALLERY, a massive rumbling knocks you off of your feet. An ORCHID BEAM slices clean through the room, creating a magnificent explosion that bisects the room; the other half falling to the ground below. You look up at the sky and see that said beams crisscross throughout your field of view, writhing and stretching. It looks like the DOOMED TIMELINE MAJJYYKS are working their majjyyk.
W8. What. HOW DOES THE GUY WHO IS LITERALLY NONEXISTENT GET INTO THE MANOR BUT I DON'T? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.
You might want to check the stats again. Eyes have a tendency to delude their wearers, you know; creating illusions that fool the mind. It would not be the first time such an event has occurred, and it will not be the last.
WAIT WHAT AHHHHHHH-
I proceed to go crazy and begin slashing all the walls with the ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE. I then check to see if I still have my other weapons like the CHAIRSLAYER and the like.
///WARNING CRITICAL ERROR! EXISTENCE THREATENED///
cc: oh for (REDA(C)(T)ED)'s sake! (t)he code's suddenly morphed, and i'm lu(c)ky to be gli(t)chy enough (t)o s(t)ay...
(INSANITY: 2 / 7)
Tsk. I would rather you not do that, but I see no point in insisting tight leashes be placed on all of you any more, considering all of you will die horrible deaths if you choose to stay here. You hack and slash across the walls of the HALLWAY with the ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE.
You examine your INVENTORY. All your items are still there; nothing has been changed.
I try to make myself plot relevant in someway. I spawn in any possible location.
"Ok, what the motherGORILLA just happen? Are we redoing that gunpowder game again?"
You spawn in the LIVING ROOM of the SECOND FLOOR.
What just happened goes as such: TwinBuilder thought it would be funny if he experimented with the Narrative even more than he already has and plopped you all into an April Fool's prank. Richard revolted and crashed the game, plopping everyone back here. Effectively, ten months of progress has just been erased.
Wait WTF is going on. I spread love to the godmodder, allowing him to escape before the server goes back to normal as Doc Scratch takes back his place in the Narrative (if this is freaking real, it would be the first time that a side-plot got interrupted by another side-plot showing up at the same time.
RICHARD isn't even here right now. I see no point in trying to interact with him.
"No. We're in Scratch's big gorilla-off manor and he's pulling out retcons to put me in this stupid manor. He's also being really terrible at omniscience."
...wonderful. I don't like this, but it appears as though I must play along. What an April Fools joke. Oh well, at least all that reading back I did in the thread will serve me well. Hey! Give me back control! No can do, writer. I feel like exploring this mansion on my own. And at least I have another rare flash of greater Transcendence to serve me well here. Or... Twin removed the Fourth Wall? What an idea. Hmm... This was from June 7, 2014. Less than a year ago. Now to read ahead a bit, and find what to do.
Present Maniac: Yeah, it's me. Don't worry about me, just do what you were doing.
Past Maniac: ...Alright.
Present Maniac: *Turns to present Irecreeper* WHAT THE NETHER ARE WE GOING TO DO?!
You must misunderstand. There is only one version of you here, which would be "present you". You have effectively taken the place of "past you", and will continue to do so until your untimely demise.
"I've never been here! And I don't even know what caused this! One minute we're deep in trials, the next, everything becomes surronded by love, then the game breaks and we have to restart!"
It was caused by the current and still-current author and GM of our game completely breaking reality and dumping us in an earlier portion of his game as an April Fool's day joke. Which, by the way, it is out there. *he looks around* What, this is a doomed timeline! I don't have to keep the whole whole-of-reality-is-fiction thing a secret here! Unless we somehow manage to keep our memories intact, I don't see... Oh gorilla. Do I need to pull out a memory-erasure spell?
All of you may have your memories erased either way as a result of the doomed timeline's majjyyks, so I really don't see the point. At best, you all have this fond event to look back on in years to come. At worst, you all die and presumably head back to the Afterlife. Then again, considering the extremely paradoxical nature of your deaths, maybe you won't.
I DON'T KNOW! KEEP ATTACKING EVERYTHING WE MIGHT GO FREE!
I continue ravaging the walls with my Enderdragon's Scythe.
You continue slicing across the walls with the ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE. This accomplishes nothing except creating a conduit for your rage and confusion. Suddenly, an ORCHID BEAM enters the room through the floor and cuts the HALLWAY in half. You watch as the BEAM continues up through the MANOR and exits out the FOURTH FLOOR.
Okay then generic, heck, I'll probably GIVE it to you on the condition that you give as many of your spare spoils as you're willing to spare to other players who don't have any. I'm kind of bored with spoils by this point anyway.
9/11 for nailtimatum
Piono growls...
Finally, I can get back at that bloody puppet.
In the brief insanity caused by however long this ADF initiated side-quest is going to be continued, Piono, who was outside of the range of all this at the time, is still at his insanely over-the-top power levels from afterwards.
He is also in possession of a level 10 void artifact, and soulbonded to it.
Scratch can't see him.
Using Rapture, piono simply launches himself up to the first floor from the basement, slams the sword into the ground, and blows the entire mansion apart as Project Nexus ships suddenly fill the sky.
I wasn't expecting to get to try my new powers out so soon...
Bring it muppet.
Welp. This is not a good sign. Eric, who was reset along with the rest of the game... oh Notch, I really hope this is just an April Fool's Day prank and doesn't affect continuity at all, if it does, Piono's just going to slaughter everything, and that'd ruin all mah precious plot points!!!
OH NOEZ!!!
You have no ALCHEMITER here; how do you expect to continue your alchemy?
Oh, look. The Destroyer. Exactly how many things have you managed to destroy, besides events that happened in backstory? I'm only curious.
An ORCHID BEAM flies in your face the instant before you activate your VOID ARTIFACT, the name of which I have conveniently and mysteriously misplaced. (Let's face it, I don't feel like going back and checking, and I'm sure none of you do either.) It sails through your head, lighting you on fire and causing electricity to surge through you. You suddenly feel the power of PARADOXES surging around you, negatively effecting your current position.
For starters, your ELEMENTAL ARTIFACTS paradoxically displace themselves from the space-time continuum. You then become stuck in the floor, and the CHICKEN JOCKEYS around you turn into SKELETON ZOMBIES, then die. Half the area around you becomes glitched and looks like a FROZEN NETHER, then the TOP OF A SKYSCRAPER, and then back to normal. Was that PARADOX DIMENTIO you just saw? Or was it an illusion?
I feel bad to unleash Mega Satan so close to Holy Week!
Action 2/3
Unholy Assault: 50/50 Stored.
Ethereal Callings: 33/50
Starfall Sync: 8/50
Ellorium Katana: 6/6 Complete!
I calmly sit down in the manor on a seat if available and read a book. I guess "And Then There Were None" is a bit wierd considering the circumstances, bit it'll have to do.
Sword Damage: 180K/250K
You have no ALCHEMITER here; how do you expect to continue your alchemy? Furthermore, how do you expect to continue your charges when I said in the past that this was a NO-ENTITY ZONE?
There are no books or seats in the FORGE, and you have none on you.
"Oh hey Piono. Mind hitting me with that big sword of yours?" I say with as much innuendo as I can cram into a single sentence. I casually keep hold of my Gatekeeper's Scythe. ((Also, sure. Probably going to keep the same net amount of spoils, seeing as I've got eyes on some pool balls.))
I, sensing an opportunity in this brief intermission, take The Nature of Split Personalities, Pesterchum 101, First Guardians For Dummies, and Problem Sleuth Anthology out of the group inventory, cast a cloning spell on each tome, and place them all back in their places. I create two more copies of each book, and a grant a set to both Generic and Crystal. I mutter to myself about alternate timelines, April Fools jokes, and idiotic past selves before sending a copy of my copy of the books to a future self that is on GodCraft once more, post paradox-eradication, if possible. Knowledge is power, after all. After doing so, I peruse the Library, stealthily avoiding the gaze of the players from the past that happen to look in my direction.
Scratch, do I have your permission to peruse your Library? I didn't get much of a chance last time, and I would certainly appreciate it.
If the Doc grants me this request, I attempt to read as many of the books in the Library I may before I am annihilated via paradox. Perhaps I might learn something. As I am doing so, I stare out of the closest window (with the Illumination, if needed). I stare out at the cityscape of the green moon, attempting to steal a glance at Alternia above. I would like it if my last memories here are of such a planet, instead of merely waiting for annihilation. It would be splendiferous if I could do so. Poetic, even.
You acquire copies of THE NATURE OF SPLIT PERSONALITIES, PESTERCHUM 101, FIRST GUARDIANS FOR DUMMIES, and the PROBLEM SLEUTH ANTHOLOGY.
There are no PAST COPIES of the players around, and you cannot leave the BASEMENT that you are located in. At least, not under normal game rules. Considering that you all will die if you stay here regardless, I'll honor your request. You asked nicely, after all. You enter the LIBRARY and take several more of my tomes for future reading. You acquire THE FIRST BLOCK AND OTHER LEGENDS, THE PLAYER CYCLE, and EXPLAINED INCONGRUENCE.
I quickly save a copy of the λΣ-Gun from the past save point and immedeately travel back in time to this morning. only this time, I copy the then-current data of DTG2 and secretly transfer it to the godmodder/twinbuilder titled BACKUP.
And here I am, breaking the fourth wall Again. Breaking the fourth wall soo hard that it literally breaks the game itself.
oh, and one thing: I will NEVER be a [LV] entity. Ever.
An ORCHID BEAM intercepts you right as you are about to travel through time and pierces through your chest, completely stopping time for you. Everyone else can act with impunity.
You lose all sanity in THE PIT. Your reactor compromised, you release your unnecessary fuel, creating an influx of energy across the entire area that would surely, if excited, create a volatile explosion. An ORCHID BEAM cuts through the area at that moment.
A large fireball appears with you at its epicenter. The PIT's bridge is destroyed, and you and MODPACK fall into the abyss. Both of you hurtle into the BASEMENT, suddenly glitching out and landing on the ground unharmed.
SENDING DAVE TO MESS UP EVERYTHING ENOUGH THAT EVERYTHING GOES DOUBLE-NEGATIVE, FIXING.
MUST SAVE THE UNIVERSE.
I WANNA BE THE GUY!
It looks like sanity loss is becoming quite common around here. It's not hard to understand why, but still. This is getting quite loud. You cannot summon DAVE because you are currently in a NO-ENTITY ZONE.
I use my colorful wands on... ... .... not this again. I go up to the chicken jockeys and invite them out to tea, because WHY NOT!
Fayther? Fayther? FAAAAAYYYYYTHHHHHEEERRR!!!! ... You alright? ((heh, the editor failed in making it look glitched and so made it even more glitched.))
Copy memory: Fills 1 empty memory cell jjjkfaery 3 turns. For short term, I'll look at the last post to determine which memory Fayther gets.
Combine undefined undefined undefined prideful + sorrowsong + Gloomy LOVE + LOVE + LOVE = Rainbow memoryPURE LOVE MEMORY
Apply memory: expends a memory to apply an effect to an entity. These are very powerful because they take 2 or more turns to use.LOVE
Happy - Heal an entiundefined undefined undefined undefinede healed for twice the damage dealt
Sorrowsong - Reduces the damage the entity takes untilthe end of the next turn by 50% (up to 50,000) and causes it to be healed for 50% of the damage it took at the end of the turn (up to 50,000). undefined undefined
If these sound overpowered, remember that to apply just a happy memory, it takes 2 turns LOVE. A prideful memory takes 3 turns any takes 6 turns!
Command: ADGGundefinedADOFAundefined
"I was kinda hoping you would think I drowned. So, I guess there's that. Really, I sneaked back to my shop and grabbed my covenite." Then he splashed some water at Blue. "WAIT! I think I just failed an "actually-be-involved-in-the-plot" check! Did something just happen?"
Hee hee. I know you have so many pleasant memories here, Talist.
All the CHICKEN JOCKEYS are dead. Another ORCHID BEAM bursts through the high vaulted ceiling of the GAUNTLET, cutting through the IRON PLATFORM and SECOND LEG (the latter of which is as of now unexplored, and presumably will remain as such until the universe implodes). The JOCKEYS' remains are reanimated and become CUCCOS that wander aimlessly into the omnipresent LAVA of the GAUNTLET.
I save the idea of the colorful wands for later. I then begin to explore the mansion, starting with entering the HALLWAY and requesting Irecreeper to bring the Progress Orb to the Door. If we complete this challenge, we may go back to our own time, and it is better than simply standing around and waiting for April 1 to end.
You move to the HALLWAY and observe IRECREEPER shirking the task of recovering the ORB and slicing the WALLS of the HALLWAY. Of course, then there's the obvious fact that the room has been cut in half. You aren't sure what to think of this.
I decide to SPREAD THE LOVE! I begin by teleporting to Scratch and hugging him! 10 million times! No, INFINITY times! For all eternity! With SUPER-LOVE HUGS OF INESCAPABILITY! NOW, HAPPINESS SHALL BE FORCIBLY INSERTED INTO THIS CUE BALL FOR AS LONG AS I REMAIN ALIVE, WHICH IS FOREVER!
TwinBuilder's ANTICS OF LOVE have subsided upon your entry to my MANOR, presumably because his "update" to this "game" didn't stick, and ultimately caused your aforementioned entry to my MANOR. Your action fails.
*blink* *blink* COME ON YOU COULDN'T HAVE SAVED FIRST?!
Wellp.
I am somewhat unsurprised.
I pester the Godmodder:
thaumicTheorist is now pestering godCrafted:
TT:Ugh. I can't believe he broke it that badly. And didn't take a bleeping backup first?! Do you have a server backup you can restore from? Then again, it's the BLEEPING Manor. We might not get pulled back anyway.
==End Pesterlog==
Meanwhile, somewhere in the Void, but not in Trifecta...
>>ERR: CRASH IN METAGAME: TWIN BROKED IT. HAPPY APRIL FOOLS.
>>Well, this doesn't bode well.
>>I suppose I ought to send him some gear.
>>Temporal Displacement.
>>Deploying Geardrone.
*>*drops into Trifecta space, bearing a set of HALI-Thaum Arrays, and a set of just-alchemized Origin Wands...*
*>*teleports to the Manor*
*>I have a delivery for Netpatham.
*unloads, equips*
Aw, you shouldn't have.
Now. I hope you actually DIE this time, you undefinedcueball.
*waves the Origin Wands*
*creates Paradoxproof Armor*
*dons*
Looks like I might be staying for a while.
You cannot contact RICHARD, presumably because the DOOMED TIMELINE MAJJYYKS are scrambling the COMMUNICATION DEVICES of everyone here. Except me, of course. This UPDATE TERMINAL will continue to work until the very instant this universe ceases to be.
It has been stated several times by several different people that HEX is not to interact with this game at all, and several people do not appreciate how insistent you are with your loopholes. I will tell you now, in no uncertain terms, to STOP.
I suddenly realize that A: Scratch is in the Homestuck universe, and B: My virus hard-deleted the Homestuck plugin back in the days of the UOSS (I dont want to dig that up, but I will). Thus, Scratch should not exist, and NOTHING can stop this attack from failing because Scratch shouldnt even exist at all, much less have power.
How in the world can one delete one-third of the TRIFECTA in one attack? No, no. The HOMESTUCKCRAFT plugin does not govern the universe of HOMESTUCK, it merely replicates several aspects of it in the setting of GODCRAFT. Destroying the plugin would do nothing to me, or THE HOMESTUCK INVASION, at all. Besides, RICHARD has had it restored by now.
"What... I'm not meant to be all the way back here. None of us are. But, seeing as we're here now, I might as well take advantage of the situation."
The entire manor, including the basement, flies upwards into the air towards space in a glow of gray. None of the occupants do the same, leaving everyone flying in the air.
"At least the stupid love system isn't permanent."
My MANOR suddenly begins to fly into space, a GREY AURA surrounding it. Suddenly, a plethora of ORCHID BEAMS descend onto the MANOR and completely counteract the AURA, sending the MANOR crashing down to the ground. It takes heavy structural damage (all of my requests that no one damages the place have been for naught, so it seems), and the FOURTH FLOOR collapses onto the THIRD FLOOR, which strains due to the added and sudden weight.
You fail, because HEX's current location does not permit the destruction of meta-ideas or indeed any ideas.
generic's alchemy does indeed permit him the power to destroy ANYTHING. HEX is gone. At the very least, Alternate HEX is gone. It would be for the best if both of you would stop arguing, honestly.
Hope you don't mind if I do a RP post or two, not that you can really complain considering how many pointless posts just happened.
-Battlefield-
Oh... we were just assuming your species could survive longer without breathing... Good thing you weren't actually drowning.
Really, you too Wilson? You know what, I'm not mad, and to prove it, I'm going to give you a big hug, Red.
No, that's alright, really... I insist you stay away from me.
Fine.
Blue walks off and back onto the HMAS Ship to dry off.
Hey, what's convenite? Also, eh, something's always happening around here, I try to stay out of it if possible.
if (fileCorruptedError Thrown)
{
reloadLastSave();
}
reloadLastSave() executing...
...
"...What."
Hoo boy. First, I hope this is a paradox and there isn't Doomed Timeline stuff imported. I can see only rage if this becomes permanent. It's an intriuging prospect...BUT NOT THIS INRIUGING.
Second off. I beg scratch to immediately ban April Fools Jokes from the terminal. This way the joke won't happen again, JUST in case.
Third, I check my personal inventory for anything I possess. I immediately equip the strongest weapons in the personal inventory if any exist, as well as the strongest armor.
Fourth, if at all possible, regardless of number 3, I attempt remove the nearest door from the wall place. Just one.
Fifth, assuming he hasn't blown up the Manor already...I immediately beeline towards Piono if I have a weapon. If I do not, I grab the strongest one I can wield from the group inventory.
Let me type something here, and... Done. From this point on, all APRIL FOOL'S JOKES will be met with a non-fatal error that will only result in the action failing. That is, if they're made by the GAME MASTER. Any jokes made by PLAYERS lie within the jurisdiction of the GAME MASTER. I am doing this to prevent anything like this from happening ever again, and also because I can.
You check your INVENTORY and find that you have retained all your items. You equip your GLITCH-PROOF ARMOR, HEAT DEATH, and BRINE.
You remove the NORTH DOOR from his hinges. You then speed down the STAIRCASE, go through the FIRST FLOOR, make your way to the LIBRARY (where Erelye is), and jump down the hole towards the BASEMENT. You then fly through the GAUNTLET and land on the bisected IRON PLATFORM, where PIONO is stuck.
I murder everyone else with English mouthbeams. Ta-ta forever. I then olly outie.
Just because you have the garb of English and the eye of English does not make you English. As you olly outie, you are stabbed through the heart by an ORCHID BEAM, which then tunnels through the TV (breaking it) and the floor (creating a hole).
He moves a lot faster than you can, just saying. And would keep trying to kill you for a perceived treachery, though since you stopped, there's no point to me TK-ing.
I think I accidentally the TVtropes session, even if it WAS only allowed as an April Fool's joke.
Hmm... Why is it called April Fool's...
Hmm... And, what's that saying, "fools rush in where angels dare to tread"...
And I have the habit of Leeroy Jenkinsing often...
KNEEL BEFORE THE FOOL OF APRIL!
/null
It looks like you all are the fools for getting yourselves caught in this scenario. Granted, there is not much you could have done about it, so by extension TwinBuilder is the fool for placing you all here.
Ah, that's okay. I'll still probably give you the emerald nova unless someone else needs it.
All hail the April Fool!
10/11 for nailtimatum
Piono looks sideways at generic.
No, I don't think I'll give you a chance to use that stupid thing.
I'll let the Nexus troops deal with you.
He looks at tazz, rolls his eyes, and shoots off into the air, making a beeline for the tower that the final fight with Scratch was in, leaving the rest of the players to whatever the heck they plan to do.
You unglitch from the IRON PLATFORM and shoot off into the air. However, a turbulent storm of ORCHID BEAMS go haywire and knock you from the sky, back onto the IRON PLATFORMS. They then take a hold of everyone on the PLATFORM and slowly lift them into the air, choking the very essence from them.
I take a look around, take out a carboard box, and scribble "SECRET" on it. I then plant a written note in the box and put said box under a rug.
Then i stand back, pull out "Pesterchum 101" and read the rest.
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No Joke
UBER: 6 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
You create a SECRET and place it under a RUG.
You take out PESTERCHUM 101 and attempt to read it, but an ORCHID BEAM cuts the book in half, its pages flying everywhere, unsalvagable. Several other BEAMS appear and take hold of everyone in the STUDIO, slowly lifting them into the air and choking the very essence from them.
Guess I'll try to do something. I'll wander to the library and pick out the most important looking (but unread) book. Find a comfy chair and read a little.
You wander to the LIBRARY, but see that Erelye is caught in the grip of an ORCHID BEAM. Another lashes out at you, holding you up in the air. Both of you begin to have the very essence choked out from you.
((Bluh bluh talking stuff that was turned into "undefined" by the editor.))
Bender starts being buddies with the Davinci Bot. Lothyra, meanwhile, checks her inventory and moves to the Pit.
DETECTIVE ((This is how I end my posts from now on.))
BENDER did not make the jump here. You check your INVENTORY and find everything that you currently have inside. When you turn to look at the DAVINCI BOT, a massive amount of ORCHID BEAMS breaks through the floor and wraps themselves around everyone, holding everyone in the LIVING ROOM in the air and choking the very essence from them.
Everyone currently ensnared by an ORCHID BEAM futilely attempts to escape their writhing grasp. Alas, it is to no avail. The DOOMED TIMELINE MAJJYYKS are now in full force. The combined mass of BEAMS obscures the sky, and you can see the entire cityscape around the manor slowly fading to white. Indeed, nearly the entire universe has been destroyed already, and if all of you stay here much longer and/or do not find a way to escape the grip of these BEAMS, you will suffer the same fate.
Every room that is currently not caught in the grip of an ORCHID BEAM storm suddenly sees a large amount of them burst through the walls of the MANOR and pinion every player inside. Soon, every single player is trapped, and the hazy white glow of oblivion closes in on the MANOR, leaving it as the only untouched thing in the universe. Fitting. My manor is the only untouched location, and I the only untouched being. I'm still here, floating in the void. Presumably I too will be wiped out, but only when everything else is. Only when I have truly fulfilled my ultimate purpose.
And now, I know what that purpose is. With a snap of my fingers, the hidden and prized possession of the GAUNTLET, the secret item that is the ultimate reward of my MANOR, the DISC OF MOJANG, flies into my hands. Beautiful, isn't it. So much power contained on one disc. All I have to do is say two things with this in my hands, and they will become law. A universal constant throughout reality.
I know I am generally opposed to you all, but every single one of the dark spots of my vision has now become completely clear. It's almost as if the bleak white landscape of this void has given me complete insight for a limited period of time, yet at the price of oblivion. I now know what I have to do. Holding the Disc, I utter two things:
All of the players here will now travel back to the alpha timeline, to the current point before the April Fool's joke occurred.
And, one of the players' allies will find this copy of the Disc of Mojang in their possession back at the alpha timeline.
A massive green shockwave pulses through the landscape, and it is finished.
Hah.
Split's massive power fizzes out, and the Affinity meter resets! The Red Uroboros raises it by +10% though, and since Scratch is incapable of raising his Affinity this turn, Split is still in the lead!
Scratch manages to fight through the OWLS!!!!! and teleports Crusher48 out of the way of the Owl Effigy! His golden hand cycles to the 15-Ball and punches a large chunk of the Owl Effigy's shields completely out of the current century and into 1915!
Split bullies a ton of Pigs into giving up their most trusted Slop supplies! They say they won't just give them to an outsider, so Split forces all of the Pigs into slavery until they obey him enough to give him the Slop! +15 Hog Slop!
The PPC deals a minicritted 7 damage to Pricey!
Fayther's Sorrowsong Memory heals the Owl Effigy for +50,000 HP! It then takes a Violent memory!
XSTANTHEMANX watches as a SPIDER leaps at him from the wall! He slices through it with his IRON SWORD, killing it one strike! The rest of the CAVE SPIDERS advance, looking much more formidable than the one that just attacked, which was likely only a scout... Quickly! Defend yourself!
The Vehicle's second incarnation gets ready to cross the Obstacle Course... The Central Supercomputer quickly realizes that the road is filled with spikes that destroy the Hardened Shield and pop the Replacement Tires and Extra-Large Wheels! The Supercomputer quickly activates the Robotic Legs, which are resistant to the spikes! The Vehicle continues as normal until its HALI-Thaum Arrays detect the presence of two turrets! Suddenly, two turrets pop up behind you and ready superpowered railguns! One is taken out, but the other fires a massive laser that incinerates the Shield Generator, Shield of Love, Unwrinkler, and Magical Apparatus before being easily subdued!
The path continues as normal until the path is blocked by a large stone wall! You drill through the wall with no effort, but find that on the other side lies a massive armada of Sentry Guns! They concentrate their fire on the Magical Field, destroying it! (Some bullets are reflected and take out a Gun.) They then take out the Voidrock Plating, Immense Chassis, and have one bullet pierce through the Nuclear Reactor, causing it to go critical and explode! The Chainsaw Windshield and Bloodstained Plating are destroyed as a result, bringing critical components out in the open! The rest of the Sentry Guns are killed with minimal effort.
The Vehicle then trundles down the path until it notices the path slopes downward somewhat! Since the Vehicle has no way to slow acceleration, it continues down the path, which deteriorates into a very steep drop! Then, as the Vehicle reaches the vertex of the whole thing, it begins the upwards climb, which it clears in no time! The Vehicle has, at this point, been launched into the air. Will it survive the landing?
The Vehicle slams down to the ground, taking some structural damage (the Lead Sheet and Warded Apparatus are taken out) and some other damage: some components have become loose and fallen off! The Enderim Distortion Device short-circuits and phases some of the Vehicle out of existence, taking itself and the Endermite Launcher out of comission! Then, a stray Antimatter Missile falls off and creates an extremely volatile explosion, destroying the Missile Station, Heavy Light Turret, Zombie Launcher, and Pricey Machine OC Vehicle Edition!
Thankfully, not much else happens, and the Vehicle moves to Checkpoint 2! Ready up for the final stretch of land... This is it.
The 8th Comb Rave is complete! From here on out, all Combs will take 8,000,000 damage to fill. This one will be a Dual Rave, and I already have two people lined up to use it...
Whoa. Deja vu. What just happened? And why is Split cackling maniacally...?
((Don't redo your actions. I'll make sure to go back and respond to everything.))
The Itinerary:
> All: Defend the Owl Effigy!
> All: Guard your entities!
> All: Raise Split's affinity!
> All: Command XSTANTHEMANX!
> All: Create a vehicle that can withstand the obstacle course!
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
At long Last! the Robot Masters Got Rid of the flowers in his Castle since the April Fools Incident and i still have my Mega Buster with me Gosh Dangit! Now what i do?
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(Obstacle Course Arc) I Start to make another Component 1/3 Twin! Dont forget the Stronger Frameworks!
(Spider's Den Arc) N/A
(Void Arc) I Placed a Flower near the Weasel's Nose and it Sneezed! and it Covered me in Snot and i used a Micro Material Vacuum Deluxe to Collect the Weasel's Snot and i Added the Vials to the collection i also turned the Flowers into a Affinity Ball and i send it to Split to Raise his Affinity
(Others) N/A
Special things Alchemy and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Nearly All Mega Man 2 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 43/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 44/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Building Robot Dragons 15/15 On Approval
Entities Discovered!
Robot Dragons 5x [AG]
HP: 5000 Each
Damage: 1500 Each
Skill: Fire Breath Deals 3000 Damage Each but has a 3 Turn Cooldown
Special: Have a Chance of Self Destruct after Death dealing Large Damage on Enemies
Total Damage so Far: 137250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment)
Message to Twin: I am Sorry about the Disaster I've made Yesterday and Today but he will hear me and the only Apology is SORRY TWIN!
Scratch, you realize this is a Minecraft server, and Homestuck cannot exist in it without a plugin. If the plugin is gone, you are gone with it. The Virus could totally knock out a third of whatever thing you made up to save yourself from being deleted, as the game is called Minecraft and not Trifecta. Even if there was a way to travel between universes, a plugin would be needed to travel between them, otherwise the godmodder could go to Earth and banhammer Project Binary back into the stone age. Oh, and it was a 40 post charge designed to destroy all Homestuck references EVER.
Scratch, you realize this is a Minecraft server, and Homestuck cannot exist in it without a plugin. If the plugin is gone, you are gone with it. The Virus could totally knock out a third of whatever thing you made up to save yourself from being deleted, as the game is called Minecraft and not Trifecta. Even if there was a way to travel between universes, a plugin would be needed to travel between them, otherwise the godmodder could go to Earth and banhammer Project Binary back into the stone age. Oh, and it was a 40 post charge designed to destroy all Homestuck references EVER.
The Fourth Wall itself was broken. Pretty much anything could happen. And you realize I could warp your logic to say that the UOSS can't exist without a plugin, the Perfect Sphere can't exist without a plugin, no entity can exist without a plugin? Learn to suspend disbelief a bit. And Scratch didn't make up the Trifecta to "save himself from being deleted". Have you been paying attention to what the thing is? I have mentioned it earlier.
And a 40-post charge can't erase an entire universe from existence.
Dude. We've already established a few things, even back then. 1. Hamsteakcraft was reinstalled. 2. We're not in Minceraft right now. 3. Nobody cares, and this is what's happening right now.
Before he can do that, Zand impales I_G_U through the back of the skull with the Helbringers.
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Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
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Unfortunately I predicted that thanks to my Magic English Eye, and dodged the impalement. I then reconsider murdering everyone.
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He moves a lot faster than you can, just saying. And would keep trying to kill you for a perceived treachery, though since you stopped, there's no point to me TK-ing.
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We did not keep our gear, AFAIK. Just saying.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I'm frozen with fear ;-;
I collapse of fear.
I die of fear.
I don't respawn of fear.
I am fear of fear.
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
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You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
Yes, and I doubt I_G_U has English Whatever here either.
Besides, I still had the Demimech, a full-auto shotgun, and a mininuke in my pocket at the time of the Mansion, so I figure I'm good.
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I think I accidentally the TVtropes session, even if it WAS only allowed as an April Fool's joke.
Hmm... Why is it called April Fool's...
Hmm... And, what's that saying, "fools rush in where angels dare to tread"...
And I have the habit of Leeroy Jenkinsing often...
KNEEL BEFORE THE FOOL OF APRIL!
/null
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Ah, that's okay. I'll still probably give you the emerald nova unless someone else needs it.
All hail the April Fool!
10/11 for nailtimatum
Piono looks sideways at generic.
No, I don't think I'll give you a chance to use that stupid thing.
I'll let the Nexus troops deal with you.
He looks at tazz, rolls his eyes, and shoots off into the air, making a beeline for the tower that the final fight with Scratch was in, leaving the rest of the players to whatever the heck they plan to do.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
7/14 Atlanta Meatshield
I take a look around, take out a carboard box, and scribble "SECRET" on it. I then plant a written note in the box and put said box under a rug.
Then i stand back, pull out "Pesterchum 101" and read the rest.
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No Joke
UBER: 6 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
*sigh*
Guess I'll try to do something. I'll wander to the library and pick out the most important looking (but unread) book. Find a comfy chair and read a little.
What?
((Wait, piono, how does piono even know what the scythe does? Or is he just deciding not to take the risk?))
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==Actions==
((Bluh bluh talking stuff that was turned into "undefined" by the editor.))
Bender starts being buddies with the Davinci Bot. Lothyra, meanwhile, checks her inventory and moves to the Pit.
DETECTIVE ((This is how I end my posts from now on.))
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
P͡͞͝ost͜҉ I̢I̶͡͞❤̶͠
I swallow a colourful wand, hopefully choking
A҉P҉R̴IL F̢͟͠0̧́0̨͜͞0̵̨́0̷̢́̕͘0́͠0̷̸͢͝0̶̡͢0҉̡̀0̵͜҉̸_̧͢͟0̶̧
/April Nullls
==Actions==
Lothyra uses the Cobblestone to bridge the Pit.
DETECTIVE
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
As you are about to examine the PAINTINGS in the GALLERY, a massive rumbling knocks you off of your feet. An ORCHID BEAM slices clean through the room, creating a magnificent explosion that bisects the room; the other half falling to the ground below. You look up at the sky and see that said beams crisscross throughout your field of view, writhing and stretching. It looks like the DOOMED TIMELINE MAJJYYKS are working their majjyyk.
You might want to check the stats again. Eyes have a tendency to delude their wearers, you know; creating illusions that fool the mind. It would not be the first time such an event has occurred, and it will not be the last.
Tsk. I would rather you not do that, but I see no point in insisting tight leashes be placed on all of you any more, considering all of you will die horrible deaths if you choose to stay here. You hack and slash across the walls of the HALLWAY with the ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE.
You examine your INVENTORY. All your items are still there; nothing has been changed.
You spawn in the LIVING ROOM of the SECOND FLOOR.
What just happened goes as such: TwinBuilder thought it would be funny if he experimented with the Narrative even more than he already has and plopped you all into an April Fool's prank. Richard revolted and crashed the game, plopping everyone back here. Effectively, ten months of progress has just been erased.
RICHARD isn't even here right now. I see no point in trying to interact with him.
...The OWL PENDANT? That little artifact didn't make the jump to here with you.
You must misunderstand. There is only one version of you here, which would be "present you". You have effectively taken the place of "past you", and will continue to do so until your untimely demise.
All of you may have your memories erased either way as a result of the doomed timeline's majjyyks, so I really don't see the point. At best, you all have this fond event to look back on in years to come. At worst, you all die and presumably head back to the Afterlife. Then again, considering the extremely paradoxical nature of your deaths, maybe you won't.
Care to find out?
You continue slicing across the walls with the ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE. This accomplishes nothing except creating a conduit for your rage and confusion. Suddenly, an ORCHID BEAM enters the room through the floor and cuts the HALLWAY in half. You watch as the BEAM continues up through the MANOR and exits out the FOURTH FLOOR.
You have no ALCHEMITER here; how do you expect to continue your alchemy?
Oh, look. The Destroyer. Exactly how many things have you managed to destroy, besides events that happened in backstory? I'm only curious.
An ORCHID BEAM flies in your face the instant before you activate your VOID ARTIFACT, the name of which I have conveniently and mysteriously misplaced. (Let's face it, I don't feel like going back and checking, and I'm sure none of you do either.) It sails through your head, lighting you on fire and causing electricity to surge through you. You suddenly feel the power of PARADOXES surging around you, negatively effecting your current position.
For starters, your ELEMENTAL ARTIFACTS paradoxically displace themselves from the space-time continuum. You then become stuck in the floor, and the CHICKEN JOCKEYS around you turn into SKELETON ZOMBIES, then die. Half the area around you becomes glitched and looks like a FROZEN NETHER, then the TOP OF A SKYSCRAPER, and then back to normal. Was that PARADOX DIMENTIO you just saw? Or was it an illusion?
You have no ALCHEMITER here; how do you expect to continue your alchemy? Furthermore, how do you expect to continue your charges when I said in the past that this was a NO-ENTITY ZONE?
There are no books or seats in the FORGE, and you have none on you.
You acquire copies of THE NATURE OF SPLIT PERSONALITIES, PESTERCHUM 101, FIRST GUARDIANS FOR DUMMIES, and the PROBLEM SLEUTH ANTHOLOGY.
There are no PAST COPIES of the players around, and you cannot leave the BASEMENT that you are located in. At least, not under normal game rules. Considering that you all will die if you stay here regardless, I'll honor your request. You asked nicely, after all. You enter the LIBRARY and take several more of my tomes for future reading. You acquire THE FIRST BLOCK AND OTHER LEGENDS, THE PLAYER CYCLE, and EXPLAINED INCONGRUENCE.
An ORCHID BEAM intercepts you right as you are about to travel through time and pierces through your chest, completely stopping time for you. Everyone else can act with impunity.
You lose all sanity in THE PIT. Your reactor compromised, you release your unnecessary fuel, creating an influx of energy across the entire area that would surely, if excited, create a volatile explosion. An ORCHID BEAM cuts through the area at that moment.
A large fireball appears with you at its epicenter. The PIT's bridge is destroyed, and you and MODPACK fall into the abyss. Both of you hurtle into the BASEMENT, suddenly glitching out and landing on the ground unharmed.
It looks like sanity loss is becoming quite common around here. It's not hard to understand why, but still. This is getting quite loud. You cannot summon DAVE because you are currently in a NO-ENTITY ZONE.
Hee hee. I know you have so many pleasant memories here, Talist.
All the CHICKEN JOCKEYS are dead. Another ORCHID BEAM bursts through the high vaulted ceiling of the GAUNTLET, cutting through the IRON PLATFORM and SECOND LEG (the latter of which is as of now unexplored, and presumably will remain as such until the universe implodes). The JOCKEYS' remains are reanimated and become CUCCOS that wander aimlessly into the omnipresent LAVA of the GAUNTLET.
FAYTHER cannot hear you. Regardless, glitch effects occur.
You move to the HALLWAY and observe IRECREEPER shirking the task of recovering the ORB and slicing the WALLS of the HALLWAY. Of course, then there's the obvious fact that the room has been cut in half. You aren't sure what to think of this.
TwinBuilder's ANTICS OF LOVE have subsided upon your entry to my MANOR, presumably because his "update" to this "game" didn't stick, and ultimately caused your aforementioned entry to my MANOR. Your action fails.
You cannot contact RICHARD, presumably because the DOOMED TIMELINE MAJJYYKS are scrambling the COMMUNICATION DEVICES of everyone here. Except me, of course. This UPDATE TERMINAL will continue to work until the very instant this universe ceases to be.
It has been stated several times by several different people that HEX is not to interact with this game at all, and several people do not appreciate how insistent you are with your loopholes. I will tell you now, in no uncertain terms, to STOP.
How in the world can one delete one-third of the TRIFECTA in one attack? No, no. The HOMESTUCKCRAFT plugin does not govern the universe of HOMESTUCK, it merely replicates several aspects of it in the setting of GODCRAFT. Destroying the plugin would do nothing to me, or THE HOMESTUCK INVASION, at all. Besides, RICHARD has had it restored by now.
HEX destroyed. In this alternate timeline, at the very least.
My MANOR suddenly begins to fly into space, a GREY AURA surrounding it. Suddenly, a plethora of ORCHID BEAMS descend onto the MANOR and completely counteract the AURA, sending the MANOR crashing down to the ground. It takes heavy structural damage (all of my requests that no one damages the place have been for naught, so it seems), and the FOURTH FLOOR collapses onto the THIRD FLOOR, which strains due to the added and sudden weight.
HEX returns.
HEX destroyed, again. There. Conflicts in this game really are futile, at least when they're between two players.
You cannot interact with DAVE here.
generic's alchemy does indeed permit him the power to destroy ANYTHING. HEX is gone. At the very least, Alternate HEX is gone. It would be for the best if both of you would stop arguing, honestly.
Go ahead. It will not matter much at this point.
Let me type something here, and... Done. From this point on, all APRIL FOOL'S JOKES will be met with a non-fatal error that will only result in the action failing. That is, if they're made by the GAME MASTER. Any jokes made by PLAYERS lie within the jurisdiction of the GAME MASTER. I am doing this to prevent anything like this from happening ever again, and also because I can.
You check your INVENTORY and find that you have retained all your items. You equip your GLITCH-PROOF ARMOR, HEAT DEATH, and BRINE.
You remove the NORTH DOOR from his hinges. You then speed down the STAIRCASE, go through the FIRST FLOOR, make your way to the LIBRARY (where Erelye is), and jump down the hole towards the BASEMENT. You then fly through the GAUNTLET and land on the bisected IRON PLATFORM, where PIONO is stuck.
You ask that question to thin air as you turn around and see Tazz landing on the IRON PLATFORM where you are located.
Just because you have the garb of English and the eye of English does not make you English. As you olly outie, you are stabbed through the heart by an ORCHID BEAM, which then tunnels through the TV (breaking it) and the floor (creating a hole).
You are nowhere near generic, but it looks like he was impaled anyway.
You fall on the floor, dead. You are now officially fear of fear. Nice work.
I have no clue why I quoted any of these posts. Hmm.
It looks like you all are the fools for getting yourselves caught in this scenario. Granted, there is not much you could have done about it, so by extension TwinBuilder is the fool for placing you all here.
You unglitch from the IRON PLATFORM and shoot off into the air. However, a turbulent storm of ORCHID BEAMS go haywire and knock you from the sky, back onto the IRON PLATFORMS. They then take a hold of everyone on the PLATFORM and slowly lift them into the air, choking the very essence from them.
You create a SECRET and place it under a RUG.
You take out PESTERCHUM 101 and attempt to read it, but an ORCHID BEAM cuts the book in half, its pages flying everywhere, unsalvagable. Several other BEAMS appear and take hold of everyone in the STUDIO, slowly lifting them into the air and choking the very essence from them.
You wander to the LIBRARY, but see that Erelye is caught in the grip of an ORCHID BEAM. Another lashes out at you, holding you up in the air. Both of you begin to have the very essence choked out from you.
BENDER did not make the jump here. You check your INVENTORY and find everything that you currently have inside. When you turn to look at the DAVINCI BOT, a massive amount of ORCHID BEAMS breaks through the floor and wraps themselves around everyone, holding everyone in the LIVING ROOM in the air and choking the very essence from them.
You choke to death. The ORCHID BEAM ensnaring you continues its assault regardless.
Everyone currently ensnared by an ORCHID BEAM futilely attempts to escape their writhing grasp. Alas, it is to no avail. The DOOMED TIMELINE MAJJYYKS are now in full force. The combined mass of BEAMS obscures the sky, and you can see the entire cityscape around the manor slowly fading to white. Indeed, nearly the entire universe has been destroyed already, and if all of you stay here much longer and/or do not find a way to escape the grip of these BEAMS, you will suffer the same fate.
Every room that is currently not caught in the grip of an ORCHID BEAM storm suddenly sees a large amount of them burst through the walls of the MANOR and pinion every player inside. Soon, every single player is trapped, and the hazy white glow of oblivion closes in on the MANOR, leaving it as the only untouched thing in the universe. Fitting. My manor is the only untouched location, and I the only untouched being. I'm still here, floating in the void. Presumably I too will be wiped out, but only when everything else is. Only when I have truly fulfilled my ultimate purpose.
And now, I know what that purpose is. With a snap of my fingers, the hidden and prized possession of the GAUNTLET, the secret item that is the ultimate reward of my MANOR, the DISC OF MOJANG, flies into my hands. Beautiful, isn't it. So much power contained on one disc. All I have to do is say two things with this in my hands, and they will become law. A universal constant throughout reality.
I know I am generally opposed to you all, but every single one of the dark spots of my vision has now become completely clear. It's almost as if the bleak white landscape of this void has given me complete insight for a limited period of time, yet at the price of oblivion. I now know what I have to do. Holding the Disc, I utter two things:
All of the players here will now travel back to the alpha timeline, to the current point before the April Fool's joke occurred.
And, one of the players' allies will find this copy of the Disc of Mojang in their possession back at the alpha timeline.
A massive green shockwave pulses through the landscape, and it is finished.
Hah.
Split's massive power fizzes out, and the Affinity meter resets! The Red Uroboros raises it by +10% though, and since Scratch is incapable of raising his Affinity this turn, Split is still in the lead!
Scratch manages to fight through the OWLS!!!!! and teleports Crusher48 out of the way of the Owl Effigy! His golden hand cycles to the 15-Ball and punches a large chunk of the Owl Effigy's shields completely out of the current century and into 1915!
Split bullies a ton of Pigs into giving up their most trusted Slop supplies! They say they won't just give them to an outsider, so Split forces all of the Pigs into slavery until they obey him enough to give him the Slop! +15 Hog Slop!
The PPC deals a minicritted 7 damage to Pricey!
Fayther's Sorrowsong Memory heals the Owl Effigy for +50,000 HP! It then takes a Violent memory!
XSTANTHEMANX watches as a SPIDER leaps at him from the wall! He slices through it with his IRON SWORD, killing it one strike! The rest of the CAVE SPIDERS advance, looking much more formidable than the one that just attacked, which was likely only a scout... Quickly! Defend yourself!
The Vehicle's second incarnation gets ready to cross the Obstacle Course... The Central Supercomputer quickly realizes that the road is filled with spikes that destroy the Hardened Shield and pop the Replacement Tires and Extra-Large Wheels! The Supercomputer quickly activates the Robotic Legs, which are resistant to the spikes! The Vehicle continues as normal until its HALI-Thaum Arrays detect the presence of two turrets! Suddenly, two turrets pop up behind you and ready superpowered railguns! One is taken out, but the other fires a massive laser that incinerates the Shield Generator, Shield of Love, Unwrinkler, and Magical Apparatus before being easily subdued!
The path continues as normal until the path is blocked by a large stone wall! You drill through the wall with no effort, but find that on the other side lies a massive armada of Sentry Guns! They concentrate their fire on the Magical Field, destroying it! (Some bullets are reflected and take out a Gun.) They then take out the Voidrock Plating, Immense Chassis, and have one bullet pierce through the Nuclear Reactor, causing it to go critical and explode! The Chainsaw Windshield and Bloodstained Plating are destroyed as a result, bringing critical components out in the open! The rest of the Sentry Guns are killed with minimal effort.
The Vehicle then trundles down the path until it notices the path slopes downward somewhat! Since the Vehicle has no way to slow acceleration, it continues down the path, which deteriorates into a very steep drop! Then, as the Vehicle reaches the vertex of the whole thing, it begins the upwards climb, which it clears in no time! The Vehicle has, at this point, been launched into the air. Will it survive the landing?
The Vehicle slams down to the ground, taking some structural damage (the Lead Sheet and Warded Apparatus are taken out) and some other damage: some components have become loose and fallen off! The Enderim Distortion Device short-circuits and phases some of the Vehicle out of existence, taking itself and the Endermite Launcher out of comission! Then, a stray Antimatter Missile falls off and creates an extremely volatile explosion, destroying the Missile Station, Heavy Light Turret, Zombie Launcher, and Pricey Machine OC Vehicle Edition!
Thankfully, not much else happens, and the Vehicle moves to Checkpoint 2! Ready up for the final stretch of land... This is it.
The 8th Comb Rave is complete! From here on out, all Combs will take 8,000,000 damage to fill. This one will be a Dual Rave, and I already have two people lined up to use it...
Whoa. Deja vu. What just happened? And why is Split cackling maniacally...?
((Don't redo your actions. I'll make sure to go back and respond to everything.))
The Itinerary:
> All: Defend the Owl Effigy!
> All: Guard your entities!
> All: Raise Split's affinity!
> All: Command XSTANTHEMANX!
> All: Create a vehicle that can withstand the obstacle course!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIThe Void:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 800,000/8,000,000. (Gains +400,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 9
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 20%.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 20%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 24/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 20%.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Talist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 11/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 22/20.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 22/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 26/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 20/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 18/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20.
Red Sun Affinity: Split 10% ==========O========== 0% Scratch
Doc Scratch: [Ψ B
SS] HP: 100,000,000,000,000/100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. Artifacts Equipped:
FEZ,Ancestral Gunpowder,Ancestral Flesh,Ancestral Bone, Ancestral Silk, Ancestral Eye, Disc of Mojang.Owl Effigy: [???] HP: 388,000/503,000. Diamondium Shell: 5,000/5,000 HP. Disposable Shield-Bubble: 5,000/5,000 HP. Fibonacci Elemental Wall: 15,000/15,000 HP. Fresh Meatshield: 10,000/10,000 HP. Rocket Shield: 30,000/30,000 HP. Every Book Ever: 15,000/15,000 HP. Obsidian Fortress: 30,000/30,000 HP. YouTube Shield: 5,000/5,000 HP. Orbiting Wall of Shields: 5,000/5,000 HP. Togekiss: 10,000/10,000 HP. That One Guy: 10,000/10,000 HP. Diamondillium Shell: 5,000/5,000 HP. Perfect Ink Sphere: 20,000/20,000 HP. Ultrafield: 15,000/15,000 HP. Solar Panel: 10,000/10,000 HP. Civil Text Wall: 25,000/25,000 HP. Paving Stones: 10,000/10,000 HP. Protection Infusion: 15,000/15,000 HP. Power of 2 Shield: 20,000/20,000 HP. Electro-Matter Shield: 5,000/5,000 HP. Sacred Shield: 3,000/3,000 HP. (x3.) Plot Armor: 11,000/11,000 HP. Cueball Shield: 5,000/5,000 HP. Beanfort of Zillyblok: 50,000/50,000 HP. Hats Off: II Regeneration: III
OWLS!!!!!: III All allied entities will minicrit.
Split: [N] HP: 165,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Broken Age. Stacatto Stand: II Clockwork Reversal: II Artifacts Equipped: Alternate Disc of Mojang.
Jay_PPC: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIIII Shares respawns with Acacia_PPC. Continuity Crisis: IIIIIIII
Acacia_PPC: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIIII Shares respawns with Jay_PPC. Continuity Crisis: IIIIIIII
The Streamer: [AG] HP: 123,000/160,000. Recovery: II
Kid Radd: [AG] HP: R
Epiphanic Everyman: [AG] HP: 30/30. Creativity: 12/50. Nutrition: 6/50.
Fayther: [AG] HP: 190,000/220,000. Memories: IIIIII Violent.
Spider's Den:
XSTANTHEMANX: [???] HP: 20/20. Equipped: Iron Helmet, Iron Sword. Current Location: Deep Pit, First Platform.
Currently surrounded by Cave Spiders!
Obstacle Course:
Vehicle Components: [???]
Framework: 1,000/1,000 HP.
Rapid-Fire Magic Turret: 6,000/6,000 HP. Fires Magic Missiles/offensive spells.
Fireproof 180° Glass: 10,000/10,000 HP. Shields the Vehicle.
HALI-Thaum Arrays: 9,000/9,000. Monitor and intercept attacks.
Antimatter Power Plant: 5,000/5,000 HP. Powers the Vehicle.
Complex Engine: 15,000/15,000. Powers the Vehicle.
Arcane Bore: 15,000/15,000 HP. Drills through obstacles.
Spiral Sentry Guns: 8,000/8,000. Attack enemies.
Backup Protective Ward: 5,000/5,000 HP. Last line of defense.
Giant Chairslayer: 10,000/10,000 HP. Attacks enemies.
Central Supercomputer: 10,000/10,000 HP. Controls the Vehicle's actions.
Iridium Mining Lasers: 8,000/8,000 HP. Attack enemies.
Thunder Tank Replica: 20,000/20,000 HP. Provides offense and defense.
Versatile Water Cannon: 25,000/25,000 HP. Cools down lava; pushes away enemies.
Nanogel Chassis: 10,000/10,000 HP. Makes up the body of the Vehicle.
Resistant Shields: 10,000/10,000 HP. Protects against most attacks and reality-altering attacks.
Magical Hover Devices: 10,000/10,000 HP. Allows the Vehicle to hover off the ground.
Robotic Legs: 15,000/15,000 HP. Improves the Vehicle's movement.
HPLPDS: 10,000/10,000 HP. Shoots down incoming attacks, enemies, and obstacles.
Other-Thing-Implosion Device: 8,000/8,000 HP. Guess.
Counterattack Shield: 10,000/10,000 HP. Flings attacks at the Vehicle back at the attacker.
Wave Motion Potato: 15,000/15,000 HP. Fires powerful Wave Motion beams at enemies.
Doomtrain Front: 25,000/25,000 HP. Provides offense and defense.
At Checkpoint 2.
The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIII DISABLED (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA? (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII CHARGING (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
28 Hog Slop
19 Elf Tears
20 Pie Filling
22 Weasel Snot
Turn 1
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
At long Last! the Robot Masters Got Rid of the flowers in his Castle since the April Fools Incident and i still have my Mega Buster with me Gosh Dangit! Now what i do?
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(Obstacle Course Arc) I Start to make another Component 1/3 Twin! Dont forget the Stronger Frameworks!
(Spider's Den Arc) N/A
(Void Arc) I Placed a Flower near the Weasel's Nose and it Sneezed! and it Covered me in Snot and i used a Micro Material Vacuum Deluxe to Collect the Weasel's Snot and i Added the Vials to the collection i also turned the Flowers into a Affinity Ball and i send it to Split to Raise his Affinity
(Others) N/A
Special things Alchemy and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Nearly All Mega Man 2 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 43/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 44/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Building Robot Dragons 15/15 On Approval
Entities Discovered!
Robot Dragons 5x [AG]
HP: 5000 Each
Damage: 1500 Each
Skill: Fire Breath Deals 3000 Damage Each but has a 3 Turn Cooldown
Special: Have a Chance of Self Destruct after Death dealing Large Damage on Enemies
Total Damage so Far: 137250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment)Message to Twin: I am Sorry about the Disaster I've made Yesterday and Today but he will hear me and the only Apology is SORRY TWIN!
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Scratch, you realize this is a Minecraft server, and Homestuck cannot exist in it without a plugin. If the plugin is gone, you are gone with it. The Virus could totally knock out a third of whatever thing you made up to save yourself from being deleted, as the game is called Minecraft and not Trifecta. Even if there was a way to travel between universes, a plugin would be needed to travel between them, otherwise the godmodder could go to Earth and banhammer Project Binary back into the stone age. Oh, and it was a 40 post charge designed to destroy all Homestuck references EVER.
The Fourth Wall itself was broken. Pretty much anything could happen. And you realize I could warp your logic to say that the UOSS can't exist without a plugin, the Perfect Sphere can't exist without a plugin, no entity can exist without a plugin? Learn to suspend disbelief a bit. And Scratch didn't make up the Trifecta to "save himself from being deleted". Have you been paying attention to what the thing is? I have mentioned it earlier.
And a 40-post charge can't erase an entire universe from existence.
Dude. We've already established a few things, even back then. 1. Hamsteakcraft was reinstalled. 2. We're not in Minceraft right now. 3. Nobody cares, and this is what's happening right now.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Whatever, guess it just got re-installed in the 800 pages since the virus occured.