The kajiu summons had t be sent far away so thy didn't crush me, so they are charging as the slowly go the fight
so,
Kajius: charging for 10 posts
sorry, typo. I meant hadn't
You may want to keep track of charges like this:
Kaijus: 1/10
and every post, you increment it by one. Sometimes players will assist you, so check their posts to see by how much. You, yourself, can give either two charges (a +2) to one player or one charge each to two players (two +1s). Also, read the Original Post if you haven't already. It contains all the rules for alchemization.
I duplicate my Magic English Eye, and toss it over to Tazz. Meanwhile, the Prospitian Battleship returns from the Red Sun, and reveals that it was simply covered in solar panels and solar power storage, which is all given to Split. Meanwhile, I toss a Lucky Penny and a healing item to Radd to restore his health completely as well as give him one guaranteed dodge at one HP.
My shadow goes over to the wall.
I claim the 8th Comb Rave, and get OCTET HELL, as has previously been established. I then toss the comb over to Cobalt.
+2 Tazz
Rafflesia 16/50
More Runic Shielding 1/50
English Energies && Peg Leg 10/11 (Golden Cueleg)
Fluorite Octet && Mind (Aspect) Energies 6/9 (Thinker's Octet)
Scranton Reality Anchor && Fluorite Decad 5/11 (Two Thousand's Decad)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-17, Tazz-22, crystal-8. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
+30% Affinity! +ADD HP to Kid Radd!
You head through the cut section of the wall, which leads into a sort of giant hallway. You follow the hallway and end up in a room with a door inlaid with gears. A pit of lava rests near the door. You remember it as the Suicide Door.
You claim the first half of the eighth Comb Rave, Octet Hell!
> MURDER EVERYTHING
A murderous and rebellious spirit fills your heart as you lunge at the CAVE SPIDERS! Your IRON SWORD slashes through one, dealing 10 damage. You then activate FLINT AND STEEL, lighting three CAVE SPIDERS on fire for 5 damage each! One of said three is the one you just struck with your SWORD. It suffers afterburn damage and dies.
No, I said that SCP-503 was interacting with the Godmodder after somehow obtaining SCP-507's powers. Since this sort of thing happens all the time in the SCP Foundation, an explanation is neither needed nor expected as to why that happened.
That's a pretty blatant retcon if you ask me. Why don't you just start from scratch and have SCP-507 go at the Godmodder, or better yet, ignore the Godmodder completely and actually focus on the Trial?
So, Twin, did Scratch just warp a bunch of random crap from the Effigy's shielding into "Real Earth" year 1915? And if so, did he create a stable time loop thereby? Because some of that stuff was pretty weird, and would make some nasty alterations to the timeline.
I create another shield for the Effigy, consisting entirely of slagged hullmetal from the Anachron! Several miles of it, in fact!
Black Ring && Ink of Squid Pro Quo = Squid's Ring (8/11)
Cursed Flames && Warded Alienis Jar && Nightmare Fuel = Eldritch Flames (2/6)
Abyssal Inferno 10/50 (Amp'd)
+1 to Amp x2.
I carefully scrutinize the gray piece of Convenite. My immediate guess would be to utilize it in a manner akin to a prism, and bend the energy of the Nether Portal, but that is likely not the correct solution. Perhaps I should save this for later, seeing as we are currently within a warzone.
I draw the Writhing Stick. I can certainly see some defensive usage for the eternally shrieking souls of the agonized. It will be particularly difficult, but potent nonetheless. I flick the wand of writhing ashwood, and elder ululations emanate throughout the Void. Several hundred souls, quite conspicuously tortured and ravenous, flow forth from no specific direction or point, though all with a singular purpose. That purpose is the continued defense of the Owl Effigy, if it was not already evident. The souls attempt to turn back, and devour me. They all lunge towards me. I levitate in the Void, the eye in a maelstrom of suffering. The agonized souls claw at me from all directions, but are stopped by what appears to be a wall of amethyst energy before they can get within a meter. My eyes sweep nonchalantly across the spectacle. I am unfazed by the writhing pulsations of the long-dead hellscholars and mundane beings. I jab the Writhing Stick in the general direction of the Owl Effigy once more. Some of the souls in the utmost front of the crowd, mere meters away from me, falter, but continue in their incessant attempts to seek my death. Within moments, I flick the Writhing Stick once more. This time, the souls do not cease to attempt to slay me whatsoever. No matter. I promptly wave the Writhing Stick in the direction of the Owl Effigy, calmly speaking an incantation of some sort.
The souls, angered though they may be at their release into such an inhospitable environment, cease in their nigh-relentless attempts to tear me to shreds. I should state that the souls do indeed desire their freedom. They do not particularly enjoy being set free in an area that is literally a plane of nothingness and infinity. Hah. The souls, this time prompted by another jab of the Writhing Stick towards the Owl Effigy, race towards the aforementioned Effigy. Upon reaching it, the vast majority of the souls form a dome around the Owl Effigy with their forms. Their suffering seems to manifest around them, forming a solid barrier through which Scratch cannot directly travel. I stare at the souls for a few moments, before being entirely satisfied. I de-equip the Writhing Stick.
Immensely powerful Mutants? Hah. This is going to be interesting.
~
I examine both the remains of the Pigmen and the statue for anything of any value whatsoever, inclusive of armament. If I find nothing, I attempt to reanimate the Pigmen to interrogate them.
The correct solution could oftentimes be the simplest.
Barrier of Souls added!
The Enderman statue appears to be hollow, and contains a small golden idol depicting an Endermen with three sets of arms. In one set of arms, he is holding a cube. In another, a jagged island. In the last, what looks like a lock and key. There is an inscription at the bottom which reads "THE ORIGINAL TRIFECTA".
Mage's Intelaugmentor 7/8
Guardmetal 4/11
Crystal Mover 4/6
I preview Infused Diamond Core (that huge infused diamond I made last turn) && Ea Generator. (This is basically a machine that produces absolutely massive amounts of magical energy by drawing it from the Field, the source of all magic in its original canon. The magic can apparently also be converted into electrical or mechanical energy through some arcane process. Drawn from the fanfiction Stardust, involving XCOM.)
I also preview Auracrystal && Crystal Core (Thaumcraft 3) (Auracrystal was that positive-energy-infused crystal I pulled out of the Positive Energy Plane and used a staff of to heal the Effigy with last turn.)
And finally, I preview Supercomputer && Concentrated Thaumic Magic.
I summon up a small orb of magically treated crystal infused with the essence of hunger, causing it to have a huge capacity for magic. I then begin to channel all the healing items I can think of into it. I pour ghast tears over it, followed by pulling out a Medigun and healing the crystal with it for several seconds. I cast Cure Critical Wounds on it from Dungeons and Dragons, and then cast a Curaga on it. I then infuse the crystal with some Sano essentia, followed by pulling out a healing sniper weapon from Loadout and sniping it with a healing beam. The product of all this I duplicate once, one going in my inventory, (I need healing-focused ingredients! I have plans...) and the other having all the healing power tossed into it over time drawn out and blasted into the Owl Effigy.
I pull out my three Miniature Red Suns and... Yeah, this is getting boring. Let's try doing something else. I summon up a large chunk of crystal and begin to shape it. I shape it into a simple circlet before drawing runes of magic on it in lines of purple fire, which sear themselves into the crystal. I then pull out a large chunk of red-tinted sunstone and divide it up amongst the gem slots on the circlet, shaping each one into a precision-crafted brilliant cut before drawing a rune representing the Red Sun on each one. I quickly fly over and place the circlet on Split's head. It steadily boosts up his affinity while he has it on, before the enchantment sadly fades due to me not having charged the magic enough to make it semipermanent. Still, nice affinity boost there, and he got a cool circlet out of the whole thing!
>Attack the closest Spider with your iron sword. Defend yourself if attacked!
I summon up a set of strategically shaped thaumium plates and place them around the vital components of the vehicle, protecting them.
+2 to Generic. Might want some alchemies done soon...
Mere cuts with this knife are not enough now. Stabbing and slashing will work, though...
*You have gained 1 Weeping Scar- new total 6.*
34/49
12/25
> Attack the closest Spider with your sword. Defend yourself if attacked!
You lunge at the closest CAVE SPIDER, who is affected by afterburn. You deal 10 damage to it with your IRON SWORD, killing it. Another CAVE SPIDER lunges at you from behind, but you quickly block its attack with your sword! You then slice at that CAVE SPIDER, crit-killing it!
=ACTION=
I build a Chair Carapace around some Vital Components on the Vehicle.
=LIMBO=
I throw a TORCH-BOMB into the cave, then proceed deeper, ready to attack whatever lunges at me with THE OTHER SIDE. I also gather / examine whatever cool things I find, like Ore and Blood Samples.
=COMMAND=
It doesn't appear The Streamer healed Split last turn. Anyway, The Streamer then summons a Pokemon to travel alongside (or on, depends) the Vehicle!
Chair Carapace added to the Vehicle!
You chuck a torch-bomb into the other side of the cave, but nothing pops out at you. You gather three new types of ores, Obsidianite Ore, Covenite Ore, and Golgotha Ore.
I'm changing New Dawn to Nanogel Assault Rifle & Antimatter Canister & Magstone Wires & Antipacitor & Computer & Name Tag = New Dawn.
+2 to to Generic.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 4/9
Wilson Money: $2
Krasnikov Tube Express: 14/20
The Dicestaction (new summon): 1/50
Elemental Decad: 7/11
New Dawn: 4/?
==Actions==
Lothyra alchemizes Orb of Light & Smash Ball (guess what that is for? Hehehehe...).
>Attack the Spiders. However, be prepared to dodge their attacks, or move backwards if necessary.
==Obstacle Course==
Okay maybe I shouldn't have so much antimatter on this craft.
That 1s a s0und jud3g3m3nt.
Hey, since the vehicle is hovering, I can attach this...
She then Origin Wands up an RCS System and attaches it to the vehicle. It consists of a bunch of small rocket thrusters connected to the ship's Central Supercomputer that allows it to quickly turn or drift to the side, giving it the ability to dodge enemy attacks.
Nanogel Assault Rifle && Antimatter Canister && Magstone Wires && Antipacitor && Computer && Name Tag = New Dawn (Level 10: 1/11)
Orb of Light && Smash Ball = Orb of Supernovae (Level 10: 1/11)
RCS System added to the Vehicle!
> Attack the Spiders. Be prepared to dodge.
Two CAVE SPIDERS hiss and leap at you. You roll out of the way and, in a risky maneuver, throw your sword at them to try to stab them in the brain. The sword misses and clatters out of reach. You facepalm and equip your BOW, firing an arrow each at the SPIDERS. One takes 10 damage, the other is crit-killed.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I use the picnic globestriker to set up a picnic between Split and the Red Sun, raising their affinity
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x24, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United
Wilson's Shop: $118
Needed Dupes:
Ghosts of War > Fine 2/11
Gib Armageddon > Fine 2/11
Sniper Rifle AND Azure Essence 2/11
"Actually, Scratch, power is a very board term. You have the most pure, unrefined power, manipulation of the world around you. The Godmodder has a solid, focused power, so concentrated that the average joe could mistake it for weakness. But you wouldn't call SCP-682 weak. Well, maybe you will, but we don't. And both the the lizard and the godmodder are ultimately unkillable. And there are other ways of dealing with them."
"But you? Well, you won't see us coming. And you are, without a doubt, killable."
I check out those Willgloves.
Split. Here's a 2000 page document on the red suns power output and energy process over the last 3 billion years. Hopefully this raises your affinity.
Wrath of the Earth 12/25
Deluxe Cannonfire 9/25
(I took a break and now I'm back!)
Interesting. For a newcomer, you have bold things to say. I like it.
Welcome back!
WILLGLOVES: A set of harmless black gloves that each have a shining crystal on them. When one concentrates, they will activate the massive psychic power of the gloves and manifest them as two physical hulking hands! The wearer doesn't even have to lift a finger after that; the hands will take care of the rest, smashing enemies to a pulp.
I take the Golden Cueleg, and firmly attach it to my right leg stump. I then promptly notice how Englishesque I've become, what with my flashing seizure roundcircle eyes, my similar seizure coat, and my new seizure cueleg. The only real things left to grab are Spoils, and those are only happening if their owners are willing to part with them. Hmm. ((Hey piono, would you ever be willing to trade for the Emerald Nova?? I can probably make do without, but it would be more impressive if I had the real thing.)) I then open my mouth to talk to Scratch, but I end up just spewing a rainbow deathlaser out of my mouth. "Huh. That's weird." I then take out the Scarlet Solarmak and shoot it at Split, empowering him with Red Sun plasma. I then take out the Gatekeeper's Scythe, and prepare to do an elemental combo. I start out with Terra Firma, summoning a chunk of land. I then take out Diluvium and strike the earth multiple times, wetting it. I then use Vi Naturae to grow a literally astronomical tree, from which grows Golden Apples. I then use Vita Australi to carve up the tree, making its fruit even healthier. I then gently pluck an apple from the tree, which is now more powerful than even a Notch Apple, and somehow feed it to the Owl Effigy. Don't ask. I then feed anybody who needs healing with the rest of the fruit, and leave the giant tree in front of the Owl Effigy to guard it.
+2 Tazz
Rafflesia 21/50
More Runic Shielding 2/50
English Energies && Peg Leg 11/11 (Golden Cueleg)
Fluorite Octet && Mind (Aspect) Energies 7/9 (Thinker's Octet)
Scranton Reality Anchor && Fluorite Decad 6/11 (Two Thousand's Decad)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-19, Tazz-22, crystal-10. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
How dare you use the term seizure when it's called "english energy"! The use of the word seizure is very triggering to me. I should know, as I ha
No.
GOLDEN CUELEG: A golden pegleg resembling a pool cue. Near its top end is a band of english patterns reminiscent of the pool balls of a billiards game. The leg crackles with occasional english energy.
If you made a rainbow deathlaser when you tried to talk to Scratch, how come you were able to say "Huh. That's weird" afterwards? The attack fails as a result.
XSTANTHEMANX, try kicking one spider into another spider. That might be more efficient.
The Owl effigy glows, and the glow solidifies. Shapes of large tower shields and smaller bucklers surround the Owl, all made of light. The light then drains from the shields and they become absence protecters.
I take a red capsicum, a red chilli and a orange spice and combine them into a kind of super spice. I spread it all over some delicious spaghetti and meatballs. I hand the dish to Split, with gains to his affinity.
Bow && Botulinum Toxin && Tamil Code Chart = Tamil Bowtox (6/7)
Bow && ISO Basic Latin Abecedarium and Diacritics && Reality Majyyks = Arcum Os (7/11)
Bow && Uuo¹¹8? (aq) && Devanagari Code Chart = Deva's Dissolver (10/11)
> Impetus Comb Action
I catch the comb and claim the eighth comb rave, making it a dual rave! If this isn't an all-in, I'm going to all-in before I start it.
> Split Action
I give Split a journey to a planet with red EVERYTHING. He eats red food, sleeps in red beds, reads red books, drinks red drinks (not blood, just red food coloring), kills green sun enemies that when killed revive as red sun allies and of course every player with an entirely red skin there as questgivers to give him ridiculously easy quests that give him red coins that can be used to buy superupgrades for his red sun affinity, oh and there's red sun everything, did I mention the red books have long run-on sentences all printed in varying shades of red, and the computers there are monochrome and only have red pixels, and did I mention everything there is red? The inhabitants of the planets have red skin and red eyes and red hair all of varying brightness values and Split is so happy there so I give him 30,000 hours there but outside of the planets it takes only 5 seconds and once he comes back he has amazing red sun affinity.
> Owl Action
I shield the Owl with a wall of text in Adlam, Afaka, Ahom, Anatolian, Arabic (including Nastaliq), Armenian, Avestan, Balinese, Bamum, Bassa Vah, Batak, Bengali, Blissymbols, Book Pahlavi, Bopomofo (Zhuyin Fuhao), Brahmi, Braille, Buginese, Buhid, Carian, Caucasian Albanian, Chakma, Cham, Cherokee, Cirth, Coptic, Cuneiform, Cypriot (syllabary), Cyrillic (including Old Church Slavonic), Deseret, Devanagari, Duployan, Egyptian (demotic, hieratic and hieroglyphs), Elbasan, Ethopic, Georgian, Glagolitic, Gothic, Grantha, Greek, Gujarati, Gurmukhi, Han (Chinese hanzi, both simplified and traditional), Hangul, Hanunoo, Hatran, Hebrew, Hiragana, Imperial Aramaic, Indus, Inscriptional Pahlavi, Inscriptional Parthian, regular Japanese and just the syllabaries, Javanese, Jurchen, Kaithi, Kannada, Katakana, Kayah Li, Kharoshthi, Khitan large script, Khitan small script, Khmer, Khojki and Khudawadi.
> Shield Action
I continue the script shieldings by attaching letters in Khutsuri (Georgian asomtavruli and nuskhuri), mixed Korean, Kpelle, Lao, Latin (including Fraktur and Gaelic), Lepcha, Limbu, Linear A, Linear B, Lisu, Loma, Lycian, Lydian, Mahajani, Malayalam, Mandaic, Manichaean, Marchen, Mayan hieroglyphs, Meetei Mayek, Mende Kikakui, Meroitic Cursive, Meroitic Hieroglyphs, Miao, Modi, Mongolian, Moon script, Mro, Multani, Myanmar, Nabataean, Naxi Geba, New Tai Lue, Nushu, N'ko, Ogham, Ol Chiki, Old Hungarian, Old Italic, Old North Arabian, Old Permic, Old Persian, Old South Arabian, Old Turkic (runes), Oriya, Osage, Osmanya, Pahawh Hmong, Palmyrene, Pau Cin Hau alphabet, Phags-pa, Phoenician, Psalter Pahlavi, Rejang, Rongorongo, Runic, Samaritan, Sarati, Saurashtra, Sharada, Shavian, Siddham, SignWriting, Sinhala, Sora Sompeng, Sundanese, Syloti Nagri, Syriac (Eastern, Estrangelo and Western), Tagalog, Tagbanwa, Tai Le, Tai Tham, Tai Viet, Takri, Tamil, Tangut, Telugu, Tengwar, Thaana, Thai, Tibetan, Tifinagh, Tirhuta, Ugaritic, Unified Canadian Syllabics, Vai, Visible Speech, Warang Citi, Woleai and Yi to the Vehicle.
You claim the latter half of the eighth Comb Rave, All For One!
First I point out to Twin that "The Operator" is not actually Thy Slenderman! He is a completely different being that was HEAVILY inspired by Slenderman, but yeah, for all intense and purposez, he's not Slendy! Therefore, they could actually summon Slenderman! The more you know!
I decide to do this: Barbwire && Samurai Edge= and mount it on top of the roof of the car as a turret!
For all intents and purposes, The Operator is Slenderman in DTG2.
I pull out a radar and speaker, and connect it to all the latest and greatest radio stations around the world. Connecting it to a deeply complex set of coding, I make it so that it will always play the most appropriate song for the occasion. I set it up on large radio tower, and jam it onto the vehicle. This will buff other parts of the vehicle.
I create a massive portal, and attempt to pull The Secret of The Void into this thread to help us. However, the rules block this and the portal reacts violently, instead creating a giant plush version of the monstrous dragon. I shrug and decide to use it to shield the Owl.
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
N/A
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(Obstacle Course Arc) I summon some Stronger Frameworks 1/3
(Spider's Den Arc) >Stan Drink a Potion of Poison Resistance
(Void Arc) I Removed the Light and Darkness Message and place it on Owl Effigy that can Anger Scratch more and i Slapped the PPC Twins in the Face for hitting me
(Others) N/A
Special things Alchemy and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Nearly All Mega Man 2 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 40/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 41/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Building Robot Dragons 12/15
Total Damage so Far: 137250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment)
Anyway, I then analyse the abomination vehicle, finding room for another attachment. To that place, I add the WEPON - an SMG capable of rapidly tearing apart Zombie Goasts, final bosses, and Combines. While the enemies are not any of these (to my knowledge), the WEPON is still a powerful gun even without the bonus damage. Oh, and just because I can, I randomly kill off some of the enemies on the track for the sole purpose of having Zombie Goasts to proc the WEPON bonus damage on. I also shoot Doc Scratch in the face- no. Wait. He doesn't have a face... the front of his head with the WEPON if he objects.
Now for some inspirational music to boost Split's Red Sun affinity!
And a shield powered by Combat Operandi: NUKED to shield the Owl.
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
Twinja'd my Story and some of the Actions
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(Obstacle Course Arc) Hammering the Stronger Frameworks down on my Mother [REDACTED] 2/3
(Spider's Den Arc) Cannot Command Stan due to Twin!
(Void Arc) Cannot Attack or Preform anything due to Twin!
(Others) N/A
Special things Alchemy and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Nearly All Mega Man 2 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 41/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 42/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Building Robot Dragons 13/15
Total Damage so Far: 137250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment)
Add hydrogen chloride to continue the process. What? That's for Payday 2's mission Cook Off! The Atlanta Meatshield is still being grilled! No chemistry, it's 100% biological, nutritious and delicious! Superheroes would eat the Atlanta Meatshield over stupid fruit pies! Though they can't. Because we still need it.
I add a MODERN CONSOLE to the vehicle to improve driving, acceleration and ventilation! It's hawt in here.
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
Wily has been Done Repairing his Robot Masters and the Repaired Robot Masters are 75% Done and he Repaired Enker and the Megaman Killers and upgraded them as well and he is Hoping for the Ultimate Wily Machine being Created so he will plan Not for World Domination he will be Destroying the Godmodders and he will Take over the Land where Godmodders is Air Man A has been activated and being trained aswell as Junk man Jun has been Repaired and Upgraded so What happens now?
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(Obstacle Course Arc) the Stronger Frameworks has been placed on the Vehicle 3/3
(Spider's Den Arc) Can someone Help me Thanks
(Void Arc) I Throw some Mini Red Suns at Split raising his Affinity and i got Destroyed for Counter Twinja'd Stuff
(Others) N/A
Special things Alchemy and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Nearly All Mega Man 2 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 42/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 43/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Building Robot Dragons 14/15 Almost Done!
Total Damage so Far: 137250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment)
Um... meh, twin's not going to let me do it (Remember me trying to give the nether spire to amp?) If so, I'd be happy to. I have in my head that the emerald nova will have/has had a very complicated and convoluted journey across the multiverse and will continue to as of its appearance in the tvtropes session.
8/11 for nailtimatum
Christoff adds a shurikannon. A massive cannon capable of firing 200 shurikens in a second.
Of course, normally shurikannons are extremely unsafe to use, so he makes one that won't explode spontaneously half the time we try to use it.
A barrage of large red beach balls all bounce off of Scratch from out of nowhere, increasing Split's affinity (yes, the beach balls were aimed at Scratch)
A massive falcon, hungry for bird, eats a large number of OWLS!!!!! but itself becoming a shield that more than makes up for the absence of OWLS!!!!! (not the debuff, just the shield portion of the OWLS!!!!!)
I've said in the past that I'll allow a shuffle of the Spoils right before the final battle.
Black Ring && Ink of Squid Pro Quo = Squid's Ring (9/11)
Cursed Flames && Warded Alienis Jar && Nightmare Fuel = Eldritch Flames (3/6)
Abyssal Inferno 11/50
+1 to Amp x2.
I raise the Crimson Twig. Whilst this would ordinarily be utilized for the creation of absurd amounts of destruction, I think I can create some form of defense in the pure, unadulterated entropy. I raise the staff of living wood into the air slightly, muttering to myself. This muttering is quite obviously a series of incantations to prevent instant corruption via the Red Dragon. I slash the Crimson Twig through the air. Large amounts of dark gray energy sweep across the area, centered on the initial slash. Entropic power leeches away the fabric of reality, generating large amounts of energy. And, by energy, I mean fuel for the blasts, of course. The entropic waves begin to head towards the most readily available target. The Owl Effigy. However, I am not going to permit them to cause any forms of destruction whatsoever. To the Effigy, that is. The waves of entropy are set into a lock around the Owl Effigy, constantly circling it, in an unending attempt to cause destruction prevented by my will alone. They form a maelstrom of chaotic energies, forever circling the Owl Effigy, or at least until Scratch sees it fit to shatter them with his immense power. I continue to stare into the walls of entropy, unsatisfied by the potency of the barrier. The crimson gem atop the Crimson Twig glows in a rather sinister manner. Explosions rocket throughout the Void, forcing all beings within a fifty meter range of the Effigy back. Chaotic blasts of pure Perditio serve to obfuscate the Owl Effigy from the sight of all who are not omniscipotent. Sadly, this parameter is Scratch-inclusive, but that will certainly stop it from being harmed by any other entities. The entropic barrier continues to grow in mass, surging about the Effigy with enough energy to crush an exoplanet around half the size of Earth to dust. Under normal circumstances, this would generate some form of horbynyx, but I seriously doubt this will occur, seeing as the barrier is bound to the Crimson Twig. Luckily. The chaotic blasts continue to rage about the Owl Effigy, growing stronger by the moment. I observe the barrier, checking for any form of imperfection in the unordered mass of cosmic fascism. Cosmic fascism. Hah. The barrier pulsates occasionally in entropic bursts of destruction, annihilating anything that attempts to get within a mile of the Effigy with the pure, unadulterated power of the Red Dragon. I lower the Crimson Twig, and de-equip it.
Oh, dear. I wonder where those shields will land. I hope they don't change the course of history by interfering with World War I... (hint, hint!)
Also, my God, Pricey. Can't you get one thing through your skull like I did? You only have the power to interact with the storyline in your own way! Not CONTROL the thing! I tried the same with the Godmodder, and look where that got me!
Action 1/3
Unholy Assault: 50/50 Stored.
Ethereal Callings: 32/50
Starfall Sync: 7/50
Ellorium Katana: 5/6
I give Epiphanic Everyman a copy of The Herring Files (Volume Three). He now has the ability to dual-wield revolvers (and combat knives to boot), has military history (training, benefits, and rifle included), and look sure as hell badass (read: put on a red hoodie, blue jeans, and some sweet shades)!
Bow && Botulinum Toxin && Tamil Code Chart = Tamil Bowtox (7/7) YES.
Bow && ISO Basic Latin Abecedarium and Diacritics && Reality Majyyks = Arcum Os (8/11)
Bow && Uuo¹¹8? (aq) && Devanagari Code Chart = Deva's Dissolver (11/11) YWEYAWYWAYAS
> Split Action
I give Split a computer simulation of the Green Sun getting assimilated into the Red Sun and the Red Sun doubling in size. This increases his red sun affinity.
> Owl Action
I shield the Owl Effigy with the entirety of Jupiter-7, the TTS Universe version of Jupiter that is infested with Windows 7 sent by Microsoft Shingen.
> Vehicle Action
I tape some magical gems to the backup protective ward and add a couple ingots of thaumium into the mix, increasing its shielding.
TAMIL BOWTOX: A bow with a flamethrower-like apparatus attached to it that sprays the botulinum toxin at enemies. Words in the Tamil language are inscribed on the bow, giving it a mystical power.
DEVA'S DISSOLVER: A bow with a massively complex flamethrower-like apparatus attached to it that sprays aqueous ununoctium ions at enemies, creating an acid more potent than fluoroantimonic acid. Words in the Devanagari language are inscribed on the bow, giving it a mystical power.
Lothya moves the Miniature Red Sun right next to Split in preparation for this. Eventually, the lack of gamma rays causes the star to collapse upon itself. It contracts to a small size, greatly increasing its core temperature and pressure. Lothyra and Bender then don sunglasses. Suddenly, all of the matter in the core is fused in a couple of seconds. Results are predictable. The explosion of energy is so great that not even a black hole is left behind as a remnant. The energy of the explosion is the funneled into Split, greatly increasing his affinity. Lothyra destroys the time dilator and the Sliding Scale of Celestial Body Density. The Stellar Life Cycle Recreation Project is now complete.
Wow. That was... big.
Yep.
==Obstacle Course==
Antimatter is too volatile... but maybe plasma will work.
Lothyra then Origin Wands up a plasma turret, attaches it to the vehicle, and hooks it up to all the power generating devices. It works by sucking up air, heating it into plasma, and then firing it out in a bolt at hypersonic speeds.
> It'd probably be a good idea to slowly move to a platform instead of the silk if you're going to have to fight the cave spiders if you're not already. Need that mobility.
Pit starts throwing Red Paint Cans at the Red Sun. Nothing happens, but what did you expect from throwing Paint at the Sun? Pit then decides to use the Paint on Split's Affinity Bar instead of the Sun, and it works because the Bar isn't a Sun.
I preview Vis Relay && Diamond Shard && Thaumium Housing.
I also preview LANC Rifle && Starship Weapon Housing (LANC rifles use a precise and directed burst of a strong telekinetic effect to basically punch an instant hole in its target. From the same original canon as Ea.)
I summon up a massive swarm of shielding nanobots and send them over to the Owl Effigy. Git along!
I also make some coffee-using the pure undiluted fury of the Red Sun! I give it to Split to drink, raising his affinity.
I then summon up a set of solidified magic shields and set them floating around the vehicle using my temporary Origin Wands.
+2 to Generic.
The last scar. This poor knife will not work now! You require something closer, something closer. A well, a well lined with sharp obsidian. You leap down, and bleed, and drown. Luckily, the fact that this is mainly flavor text ensures you revive almost instantly.
Seven is the number of scars that will never heal.
*You have gained 1 Weeping Scar- new total 7.*
35/49
13/25
MAGE'S INTELAUGMENTOR: A computer forged from nanobots that can modify their physical shape at will. Vast amounts of magic are stored inside of the nanobots, and they can channel this magic and radiate it into the area around themselves, strengthening the magical powers of anything inside the aura they create!
Man...I wish I could continue my practical joke today, but there's no one to use it on!
Anyways, controlling the command-thing:
>Agress against any and all enemies, use defensive fighting style
> Aggress against any enemies; use defensive fighting style.
You agress a CAVE SPIDER, shooting your BOW at it and killing it in one shot. Another CAVE SPIDER sneaks up from behind and lunges at you, but you block the attack with your BOW and strike back, dealing 5 damage to the SPIDER.
I inspect the Brine || Magic English Eye combo I am attempting to make.
I temporarily teleport Split...Somewhere. In this location, he finds nothing other than white marble walls, white marble ceiling, white marble floor, a white marble pedestal, and a completely ruby statue, a foot tall and chibi, of Leaf. From Pokemon FR/LG. He gets the inexplicably powerful urge to poke it in the eyes. He does so. The Chibi-Leaf Statue promptly retaliates with a hyper-powerful Red Sun laser from the eyes that takes up most of the room. Naturally he's immune to Red Sun lasers so this does nothing except raise Affinity. The Statue then teleports him away, because no way in heck was I giving him anything even remotely implied to be related to the Chibi-Serena Statue in all of it's broken glory, as that would be dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb and dumb. I'd trust no-one with that level of power. Or even something remotely implied to be related to that level of power.
I use my (non-challenge) Origin Wands to create a massive wall of Urinals around the Owl Effigy. Not satisfied, I then summon a massive wall of Toilets to go with it. Still unsatisfied, I then summon a massive wall of Showers. Nope, that won't do either, so I summon a massive wall of bathtubs. Still unsatisfied, I summon a massive wall of Sinks. Naturally, this works, because it's everything, including the sink(s). I then reinforce the whole wall with Iron and Diamond plating.
As for the Eye challenge...I immediately begin attaching emergency breaks to our vehicle, in case we need to immediately stop for any reason, like what happened with the hill...But this thing is so ridiculous it'll take a while to make it properly work. (1/2) I then use a Name Tag to officially call this vehicle the Abomination, which does nothing productive to the challenge whatsoever.
THE GATE-KNOCKER: An ornate wooden arm cannon inscribed with thousands of runes in no known language. The barrels of the weapon are made from an extreme metal and the entire weapon ripples with the powers of creation. It can use anything as ammunition, and the limits to its powers are only set in place by the user's imagination. Its innocuous double is a scythe.
Brine || Magic English Eye = The Break Shot
THE BREAK SHOT: A golden arm cannon that crackles with english energy. Bands of english patterns encircle the weapon, and it has a scope that resembles that of the Emerald Nova. Its innocuous double is a staff.
I add another swarm of nanobots, this one repairing the Owl Effigy. However, it consumes itself to do so, so it doesn't become a shield and clutter up the post.
I rip a hole in space to the Red Sun and magically attach it to the circlet left on Split from my last affinity attempt, raising Split's affinity until the hole closes, because it wasn't charged enough to become a permanent affinity-raiser.
I add on yet another set of wheels- we really need movement on this vehicle.
+2 to Generic.
Seven and Seven and Seven. This is the number. You are the number.
Seven is the number of candles. Seven the chains that weigh your mind. Seven the scars that will never heal. Seven the stains that mark your soul.
Seven candles to light the way to the name. Seven the false saints that christened them.
*An occurrence! Your seeking Mr. Eaten's Name Quality is now 8 - Stained, Scarred, Chained!*
36/49
14/25
CRYSTAL MOVER: A multicolored spiked crystal that crackles with green energy. Upon holding this crystal, one can fly, modify their movement, and change their physical location at will, teleporting around. One can apply this effect to others with practice.
Large Crystal && Essence of Magic = Thaumic Crystal (Level 2: 1/3)
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I push Split closer to the Red Sun, raising his affinity
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x24, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United
Wilson's Shop: $120
Needed Dupes:
Ghosts of War > Fine 3/11
Gib Armageddon > Fine 3/11
Sniper Rifle AND Azure Essence 3/11
My nuclear-powered hydraulic robot-suit of awesome proceeds to HUG EVERYTHING.
EV. ER. Y. TH. ING.
Stuff charges!
+1 to Erelye!
+1 to Engie!
Manufactory Anachron, having been temporarily returned to full functionality by sheer narrative force, loads most of its remaining loaded missiles with chemical warheads. Not chlorine gas, or Agent Orange, or some other thing, or that nasty stuff the Imperium uses to burn planets, but with the strongest known aphrodisiac {That can wear off, like, ever, that is} in the multiverse. Then it fires all of them at everything, The Battlefield, all the craazy stuff going on in the void, EVERYTHING GETS LOVE POTION!
All your teammates stop you, apparently adverse to hugs and love! I wonder why...
I utilize the Origin Wands granted to me briefly by the challenge of the Eye to generate what appears to be more armor plating for the vehicle.
I alchemize Wood Ash && Nether Powder && Liquid Black Sorrow (1/???).
Afterwards, I, in the spirit of the newest update to Minecraft, decide to blather off on some sort of exceedingly prolix exposition regarding the true meaning of love. Hah.
Elven romance is a very complex subject, even more so than troll romance. The four quadrants are a mere sliver of the complexities of elven romantic novels. There are five quintuplets of elven romance, connected to two other terms, descriptors, if you will. Perhaps it will be difficult to understand these concepts. That certainly will not impede my telling. Hah.
The most common quintuplet is, of course, the least important, even using the most generic name. Ambiguoic relationships are usually not referred to as relationships whatsoever. They are the total lack of them. These relationships are ridiculously common. They are ambiguous, so to speak.
Now, off to the more complex things.
Amimic relationships fall underneath the category of positive emotions. They are specifically what one would refer to both as human romance, and matespritships. They are, in the essentials, one of the two reproductive quintuplets of the spectrum. These relationships usually last longer periods of time than most of the others, as they do not (usually) involve violence. An amimic relationship is one of the most positive on the spectrum.
However, with every good thing comes the very opposite. Dissihainish relationships are expressions of the deepest hatred, the most violent on the negative end of the spectrum. They are commonly referred to by trolls as kismesissitudes. These also hold a vital role in the reproductive system, being the second reproductive quintuplet. This type of relationship is quite ironic, as one is refraining from slaying the other, and vice versa. This is what makes it love in the first place. A good dissihainish relationship should also last a somewhat long period of time.
We have seen both ends of the horizontal side of the spectrum, with ambiguoic relationships being in the direct center. The next one is one of the most vital relationships. It is also quiet an odd one, as the position it takes upon the spectrum varies, changing roles as it goes. I suppose you could cut it in half, but that would take away some of the famed complexity of the system.
Amo-Ateuric relations occur anywhere on the spectrum, save the very ends, as well as the direct center. They are referred to as both moirallegiances and auspisticism. Amo-Ateuric relationships can vary in mood, from mediator to what humans describe as a 'best friend'. These relationships, as aforementioned, are the most important, as they are the ones keeping the sanity, well-being, and moods of the elven race as a whole intact. Therefore, they are usually positive, but may be more on the negative end of the spectrum if they act as mediators between two rivals.
At this point, things get even more befuddling.
Each relationship is on the horizontal end of the spectrum, right? That statement alone implies there is a vertical end. This transforms the spectrum into something much more diverse, allowing a variety of combinations to be made, based on preference. Relationships that are more devocatific are more likely to continue along for longer periods of time. These are at both ends of the vertical spectrum. However, on the sides nearer to the ambiguoic end tend to last for shorter amounts of time, or are even obamouric, or unrequited relationships. Most elves wish to have very devocatific are much more likely to succeed. However, the devocatific ends could refer to anything, even a profession, or inanimate thing/place, however literal or otherwise (though such things are usually discouraged, and are generally idiotic). Everybody may not be the same gender, but it does not matter. I shall refrain from getting into excessive amounts of detail in the following section.
Elf reproduction, or "to tube/go tubing", as it is commonly referred to, is a delicate system. After the initial process is completed, (No detail shall be put into that, unfortunately) you are left with pure genetic material. These two puddles of material are then mixed naturally within the elf at hand, or poured into a Fusion Bulb, usually along with the twin genetic material of other couples. A Fusion Bulb is a giant plant native to subterranean Vetas. Then, the material slowly merges and morphs together into a slurry of possible generations, and finally separate into individual amounts. At this point, the genetic material must be placed into a Fusion Bulb. Next, the material slowly incubates, mixing with microscopic catalysts within the Bulb. This process can take anywhere from three to seven hundred loä. Finally, the Bulb unravels, and out come a large amount of what shall be described here as eggs, though they are more alike to cocoons. In time, after being heated by the warmth of the Bulb, (1-2 loä) an elf sprouts out of each individual egg/cocoon. This process completely eliminates any form of reproduction with the human race in any form whatsoever.
The exposition manifests, and creates an unusually effective shield of words around the Owl Effigy. Hah.
>XSTANTHEMANX: Continue to fight in as defensive a manner as possible. Attempt to heal self, if needed.
I utilize the Illumination to view an active Nether Portal of any state whatsoever, and attempt to discern how one might reflect its spectra with the convenite at hand.
You view an activated Nether Portal on GodCraft, the sun constantly shining down on it. In the sunlight, you can see that the Nether Portal's color is fluctuating slightly, shifting to all the different colors of the rainbow... The effect is vaguely noticeable, though. It would take a much more focused sunbeam to have an actual effect.
> Continue to fight in a defensive manner.
You continue to fight defensively, dodging two attacks from CAVE SPIDERS and retrieving your SWORD, using it to kill another SPIDER. Two remain.
I then create an Interceptor Drone Plant, which produces drones that draw attacks away from both the Owl Effigy AND the Vehicle. It is an item I carry on my person, however, and if I am not specifically shielding something with it, the two drones/turn(update, that is) revert to shielding me. There is a cap of four drones per target, but more can be stored.
Octal (size) Spiral Sun && Fluorite Octet preview.
I also preview Miniature ___ Sun && Fluorite Octet.
I take a captcharoid of the OP Blaster, just to see what it actually is. (Preview)
I then build an entire bowling alley out of Miniature Red Suns, and give Split a bowling ball made of Red Sun. Split bowls, and almost makes a strike...Darn it, split down the middle. But then the two remaining Red Sun Bowling Pins fall over anyway. Split bowls an entire game like this, to end with a perfect 300-point score. I then invite Scratch to do the same, but he finds that I surreptitiously substituted all the Red Suns with Green Suns! (Or, knows already.) He goes to bowl, only to find that the Green Sun Bowling Lane is substantially harder to win at. And by substantially harder to win at, I mean the pins are pin-shaped protrusions from the lane that do not, in fact, move. His frustration at being unable to win this game causes Split's Affinity gains to increase again because Scratch is not focussing on maintaining his Affinity!
I then give Split a full set of ___ Sun Streetsweepers. Including the Octal Sun and Spiral Sun variants, if at all possible. I make and inspect the Octal and Spiral Sun Streetsweepers for myself as well, and inspect them.
Interceptor Drones added and added to the Vehicle!
Okay, let me go back and retcon some things. You can't make Spiral Suns or Octal Suns because they're above Level 10, so your first preview, preview of the OP Blaster, and last previews have failed.
I take out a spoon and put it in front of the Owl Effigy.
+2 Tazz
Rafflesia 30/50
More Runic Shielding 3/50
Fluorite Octet && Heart (Aspect) Energies 1/9
Fluorite Octet && Mind (Aspect) Energies 8/9 (Thinker's Octet)
Scranton Reality Anchor && Fluorite Decad 7/11 (Two Thousand's Decad)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-21, Tazz-24, crystal-14. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
> Alchemies
Bow && Magic Acid (not actually magic, just really corrosive and dissolves almost everything, but not as strong as fluoroantimonic acid) && Telugu Code Chart = ??? (1/?)
Bow && ISO Basic Latin Abecedarium and Diacritics && Reality Majyyks = Arcum Os (8/11)
Bow && Maitotoxin && Malayalam Code Chart = ??? (1/OH YES THE INDIC BOWS ARE ALMOST DONE.)
> Action
I give Split a tiny piece of the Red Sun in a jar.
I then shield the Owl Effigy with all the April Fools who still celebrate the 7th day of the new year on April 1st despite the calendar changing so far back.
I then tape the Windows Action Center shield to the Vehicle.
> Author's Note
Not sure if this'll go through, and also out of ideas.
40/50 and 50/50 +2 to Pit because why not. I don't know what to use this on.
As our lead sheet was destroyed, I get a crack team of lawyers to defend our right to carry around a lead sheet at all times, especially when paladins are involved.
Command: Copy short term memory from all of Mojang for pure happiness memories1!!!!#[email protected]$
Imaginary essence &&& calculator &&& gold talisman = Talisman of Math 4/5
Potion of imagination OOO glowstone dust = Potion of imaginary II DONE
"I still feel a little bit awkward coming in like this. hmm... Let me try something..."
Wilson turns and disappears under water. He seems to stay underwater for an impossibly long time, over 10 minutes. Then, the water turns a multitude of colors, displaying a light show of sorts. It alternates between green, gold, red, and back again before getting speckled with colors all over it. A ring of black forms around the outside, slowly shrinking down into a point in the center. Then Wilson launches out of it and flips high into the air before landing back with a splash. He surfaces and shakes his head off.
"Heh... ah. How was that? April Fool's I suppose."
Lawyers' Lead Sheet added!
POTION OF IMAGINATION II: A tougher potion of imagination.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I use healing blues on the owl effigy
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x24, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United
Wilson's Shop: $120
Needed Dupes:
Ghosts of War > Fine 4/11
Gib Armageddon > Fine 4/11
Sniper Rifle AND Azure Essence 4/11
+2 to wilson
Obstacle Course: I summon a robotic arm
-Battlefield-
Nice, but not really an April Fool's joke. Let me show you something...
Red hops to his feet and point the Redstick at Blue and mutters a spell.
...What are you doing?
He flicks his wand towards the lake, sending Blue flying into it. She flails for a few seconds, before realizing what's going on and swimming back to shore.
That wasn't really an April Fool's joke either...
What the hell!?
...but it sure was amusing.
HAPPY TIMELINE SHENANIGANS! Also Alt!Manor Scratch gave Split a Disc of Mojang somehow? Don't ask me, this is getting weirder.
I then remember an awesome idea I had....
I slip into a fast-oscillation time "loop".
Nigh-instantaneously, a blur places millions of blocks in an ever-expanding Obsidian Sphere Of No-Teleporting-Through-Obsidian-Spheres around the Owl Effigy.
At the same times as that, Split's Affinity Meter is painted red, and he is given an Inverted Red Light Backdrop.
I then wave the Origin Wands and create an Armada of Ablative Drones, which meatshield the Vehicle, blocking a certain number of attacks regardless of their power.
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
At long Last! the Robot Masters Got Rid of the flowers in his Castle since the April Fools Incident and i still have my Mega Buster with me Gosh Dangit! Now what i do?
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(Obstacle Course Arc) I Start to make another Component 1/3 Twin! Dont forget the Stronger Frameworks!
(Spider's Den Arc) N/A
(Void Arc) I Placed a Flower near the Weasel's Nose and it Sneezed! and it Covered me in Snot and i used a Micro Material Vacuum Deluxe to Collect the Weasel's Snot and i Added the Vials to the collection i also turned the Flowers into a Affinity Ball and i send it to Split to Raise his Affinity
(Others) N/A
Special things Alchemy and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Nearly All Mega Man 2 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 43/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 44/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Building Robot Dragons 15/15 On Approval
Entities Discovered!
Robot Dragons 5x [AG]
HP: 5000 Each
Damage: 1500 Each
Skill: Fire Breath Deals 3000 Damage Each but has a 3 Turn Cooldown
Special: Have a Chance of Self Destruct after Death dealing Large Damage on Enemies
Total Damage so Far: 137250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment)
Message to Twin: I am Sorry about the Disaster I've made Yesterday and Today but he will hear me and the only Apology is SORRY TWIN!
Act 2! For sake of not giving Twin a hard time, I merely point out to him that Split now seems to have a Disc of Mojang in his inventory and there now seem to be multiple of the aformentioned Discs, and then finish the Breaks.
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
N/A
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(Obstacle Course Arc) I Added some [Redacted] Missiles to the Component 2/3
(Spider's Den Arc) N/A
(Void Arc) N/A
(Others) N/A
Special things Alchemy and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Nearly All Mega Man 2 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 44/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 45/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Building Robot Dragons 15/15 On Approval
Total Damage so Far: 137250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment)
Message to Twin: I did P'ed you Off Again i am Sorry Twin..
I notice that Split and Scratch are fighting over the Disc of Mojang (according to the stats both have it, so they are probably each having a tug of war over it). I fix this by pulling out a hammer and breaking the disc in half.
Okay, so where was i? Ah. Well, while Dark Pit's trying to find me, i mount a small turret onto that contraption. The turret only has one ammunition, but considering it's a Rocket Powered Chainsaw, it's worth it.
Twin, I would like to point out that piono would not have had to activate the void items, he has soulbonded to them and carries with him an amount of their power within himself at all times. Aside from that, doomed-timeline crap, plus whatever else was screwy with what was happening, piono still probably would have taken a really nasty hit, what with the doomed timeline collapse being augmented by the chaos heart paradox, as well as the one caused by an event that would have disrupted a number of time loops within DTG canon.
I finish nailtimatum
I then make two duplicates of it, and give one to tazz, and one to generic. This is not explained in-universe, they just mysteriously find the mother-of-all nailguns in their inventories, fresh off the assembly line, ready for antics.
Christoff, looking around at the chaos, decides that even if he doesn't have anywhere better to be, okay, not true, just about anywhere that won't get him brutally murdered by gods would be better. So he heads to a better place, using his temporary origin wands to create an emergency evac trans-universal telelocator, and ports out.
Who knows when he'll become significant again?
(In other words, I've decided to abort the plotline I had planned with Christoff. It was going to be clunky, poorly executed, shoehorned in, and probably intrusive to others. I am taking my hands off of Christoff, for anyone reading this in the future, if no one has claimed him by the time you read this post, feel free to bring him back as a chekhovs gunman)
Piono shakes his head a bit.
So that's what happens in a doomed timeline...
At least I know now what I will need to do to counteract something like that...
What is it?
Nothing Phobos, just an interesting piece of information that passed my way.
Eh, I wouldn't worry about it too much. It was just an April Fool's joke.
You didn't finish Nailtimatum though, since you couldn't work on it in Scratch's Manor!
Yeah, this is wonky endgame stuff. Also, Scratch is known to zap instasummons to his side as well.
But. I digress. Welcome, have fun, and read Twinbuilder's update a page ago. It should probably help. There are also rules in the OP.
I Origin Wand up a Spiral and Octal Sunbomber (a grenade launcher, using the power of opposite-color Suns to create explosions in any color pair), and a Spiral and Octal Sticky Bomb Launcher.
Following this, I realize that there is nothing for my newly-created grenade/sticky launchers to detonate on! Gah! I quickly create a bunch of fixed-but-rotatable panels to bounce things off of/stick things on! I then stick some stickies on the platforms nearest the Owl Effigy, to be detonated if enemies try to get near! This will set up a wall of rotating platforms, in addition to the explosive capabilities of Spiral Suns that get too big!
I then fire a Spiral Grenade (Purple/Yellow) at Scratch.
> XSTANTHEMANX: Stab the cave spiders with the iron sword.
> Stab the spiders with the sword.
That's what you're trying to do! You lop the head off of the remaining CAVE SPIDERS with your SWORDS. Thankfully, that was easy to take care of.
Everyone sees Scratch, holding his hand out towards Split! It looks like he has Split ensnared in a whip, restricting his access to the Red Sun's powers, just enough so he can't reach 100%! Let's face it, I can't have him instantly going full power right when he STOPPED going full power! Scratch uses the whip to siphon a chunk of Split's Affinity, raising the Affinity +50% in Scratch's favor! Split regains +15% Affinity!
Scratch uses up the legendary power of the Kaijus, killing them instantly! He uses their might in one all-encompasing Beamzilla that tears through a chunk of the Owl Effigy's shielding!
The PPC deals a minicritted 7 damage to Pricey12345! The Streamer heals Split by +10,000 HP! He then summons a Bidoof and has him defend the Abomination! Fayther takes a Happy memory!
XSTANTHEMANX tentatively walks across the TIGHTROPE leading to the MIDDLE PLATFORM and successfully traverses its length. He then walks over to the next TIGHTROPE and heads to the LAST PLATFORM, successfully opening the DOOR on the other side. Looks like you cleared out all the SPIDERS in this room... You're now in a new room. Further examination will be required.
The Abomination gears up for one last section of track! It continues along the path as normal until it becomes plainly obvious that something huge is blocking your path: a very large castle!I It looks like you're going to have to barrel straight through in order to continue on the path! The Central Supercomputer activates the Arcane Bore in response, drilling through the castle walls! You end up in a narrow hallway with cannons aligned on the walls, as if they've been expecting you... Cannonballs fire towards the Abomination, destroying the Ablative Drones, Armor Plating, and Magic Shields! The Abomination then drills out of the castle and continues after destroying the castle.
The Abomination soon encounters another roadblock: a Pokemon Trainer is on the path! Your eyes meet, and he challenges you to strife a Pokemon battle! Naturally, you accept. The trainer sends out six highly-leveled Pokemon, and you send out your Bidoof, which promptly gets annihilated. The Pokemon then wipe out the Lawyer's Lead Sheet, WAC Shield, Interceptor Drones, and Stronger Frameworks before they fall thanks to your powerful weaponry!
The Abomination then encounters yet another roadblock: a fearsome car wash! The jets of water short-circuit several important pieces of equipment, namely the Microchip, Robotic Arm, Speaker Turrets, Modern Console, Radar + Speaker, and Projector! The car wash then quickly switches to spraying the Abomination with lava, which is sprayed into oblivion by the Water Cannon, turning the lava into harmless obsidian! But then, a gauntlet of washers appear up ahead and spray the vehicle with deadly acid! The Turret, Tinfoil Hat Dispenser, Counterattack Shield, Wave Motion Potato, Chair Carapace, Parachute, Resistant Shields, and Robotic Legs are all disintegrated!
The Abomination escapes the car wash and finds that a large stretch of land is completely missing up ahead, bridged only by a Hard-Light bridge. The Abomination moves to the Hard-Light bridge and starts to cross it, but is unprepared when the bridge shorts out and causes the Abomination to rapidly fall! Quickly thinking, the Central Supercomputer activates the Abomination's Magical Hover Devices and steers the Abomination to the other side.
The last obstacle the Abomination faces is an insanely deadly rollercoaster that is the master of high speeds, nail-biting turns, and overall fatality! The Abomination must be *this* tall to ride, and since it's too tall, deadly lasers activate and cut it down to size, destroying the Thamium Plates, Other-Thing-Implosion Device, and Thunder Tank Replica! The Vehicle then buckles up and gets ready for the ride of a lifetime, riding the rollercoaster! Thanks to the Padlock installed on the Vehicle, nothing falls off and it escapes unscathed! At the very end of the rollercoaster, the path continues up to a stretch of land with the Ancestral Eye on top.
The Abomination rolls over to the Ancestral Eye, aiming all of its weaponry at the artifact! The Central Supercomputer gives the Abomination's components one task: destroy the Artifact. In an instant, all the weapons fire, mining lasers, magic missiles, jets of water, blasts of pure energy, and concentrated magic making a beeline for the Ancestral Eye! They shatter the Eye's surface in one strike, creating an influx of ender energy that cascades throughout the area, making the entire obstacle course light up!
The entire place disintegrates, slowly fading away into pale blue pixels that all light up in a volatile indigo explosion! The wreckage of the Abomination can be seen throughout... It cannot be saved. Sorry, you have to know when to say goodbye. Scratch takes a chunk of damage due to the loss of one of his artifacts... Only two remain.
I tell the Silver Surfer to summon Galactus after he recently devours a nearby solar system as well all the planets in our own except for earth.
Galactus arrives, and bestows the power cosmic upon the Godmodder, and begins manipulate and control the souls of most of the players, turning them against eachother, while simultaneously using Fear Rays (post Gah Lak Tus merging) upon the players. I watch as i stand behind Galactus and the Godmodder inside Galactus' near impenetrable force field.
Galactus HP: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
(Idk if there is a limit to health, first time posting here, but whatevs, galactus survived the big bang.)
I calmly take out the Infinity Guantlet and eradicate Galactus. I then restore the solar system with a rollback. This particular iteration of the Gauntlet appears to work across the entire Trifecta, though there will likely be rollovers if I try anything that I couldn't just do with the Roleplay Slayer's Halberd.
My shadow jumps into the lava pit if the door isn't about to open or isn't open, unless my shadow can just kind of walk under the door.
>Stan, keep murdering spiders or proceeding forwards. Preferably both, while also examining this room.
+2 Tazz
Rafflesia 31/50
More Runic Shielding 4/50
Fluorite Octet && Heart (Aspect) Energies 2/9
Fluorite Octet && Mind (Aspect) Energies 9/9 (Thinker's Octet)
Scranton Reality Anchor && Fluorite Decad 8/11 (Two Thousand's Decad)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-21, Tazz-24, crystal-14. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
I tell the Silver Surfer to summon Galactus after he recently devours a nearby solar system as well all the planets in our own except for earth.
Galactus arrives, and bestows the power cosmic upon the Godmodder, and begins manipulate and control the souls of most of the players, turning them against eachother, while simultaneously using Fear Rays (post Gah Lak Tus merging) upon the players. I watch as i stand behind Galactus and the Godmodder inside Galactus' near impenetrable force field.
Galactus HP: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
(Idk if there is a limit to health, first time posting here, but whatevs, galactus survived the big bang.)
...Well then.
PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):
Anthem: 16/50
The sheer stupidity of that action has drawn the PPC directly in your direction. They almost forget about Pricey and contemplate attacking you. They decide to wait until they destroy their original target.
As you also kill many of the other players using the power of the Infinity Gauntlet. Meanwhile, The Godmodder (having the power cosmic) revives Galactus and continues his assault on the players.
As you also kill many of the other players using the power of the Infinity Gauntlet. Meanwhile, The Godmodder (having the power cosmic) revives Galactus and continues his assault on the players.
DEAR PALUTENA, THIS KID IS ASKING FOR AN ARMY OF PPC MEMBERS TO KILL HIM EVERY SINGLE TURN.
As you also kill many of the other players using the power of the Infinity Gauntlet. Meanwhile, The Godmodder (having the power cosmic) revives Galactus and continues his assault on the players.
Oh and it was supposed to be a little jab at Windows Vista and 8 Twin, lol. I was gonna add a actual attack to the post, but that dang thing where my keyboard just stops typing and makes a locked noise every time I press it, so I said, to hell with it and just posted.
Anyways, time for the action part.
Wire's Edge: 2/3
Oh and Twin, don't forget about my barbwire armor equipment. The mask increases my damage, but makes me take 3 or so damage per turn.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Should Galactus somehow work, and survive the attacks already leveled against him, Zand uses the Helbringers to carve a tunnel into his spine and sever his central nervous system, permakilling him and irrevocably trapping his severed soul in Hel.
I use Ultimatum to shoot down incoming attacks on the Owl Effigy!
Black Ring && Ink of Squid Pro Quo = Squid's Ring (11/11!)
Cursed Flames && Warded Alienis Jar && Nightmare Fuel = Eldritch Flames (5/6)
Wood Ash && Nether Powder && Black Liquid Sorrow = Deathwood Ash (2/5)
Abyssal Inferno 14/50
Scarlet Infinity 3/25
+1 to Amp x2.
Seven new books to read. Hah. Scratch, although I doubt you can hear this, considering you have likely been annihilated by the alternate timeline, thanks for the books, and more importantly, for saving us, at the price of oblivion.
I examine the Squid's Ring.
Perusing my now extensive collection of tomes of which I was so graciously granted by quite the excellent host, I decide to begin with The Nature of Split Personalities. I read through the introduction, as well as chapters one, two, three, four, and five. Seeing as these have already been shown, I doubt there is a need to write them once more. Thusly, I read Chapter VI ~ Dominance. How many of these should I read per turn? For the sake of your sanity, Twin, I'd say one per turn, assuming you wish to whatsoever, sounds like a feasible course of action. Is this okay?
If I am dead, I respawn.
I suddenly equip the prestigious weapon aptly named the Crimson Twig. Of course, when I say aptly, I am conveniently ignoring the fact that this thing is quite literally a staff, and is over six times larger than a twig of any description. The crimson gem atop the arcane staff brightens slightly, before beginning to exude exponential amounts of pure destruction. Elder fury tears at the fabric of reality itself, the rage of a creature with the capacity to annihilate this universe in mere instants. Well, a minuscule fraction of a minuscule fraction of a minuscule fraction of that fury. I seriously doubt that there is anything left in the Void with the capacity for such pure, unadulterated rage. It matters not. The entropic bursts of energy race across the Void, tearing as many holes into reality as is possible within the current timeframe. I focus my teleportational prowess as the entropic energy shatters what little remains of undisturbed void energy in this particular region of the Void. Eldritch sorceries of my design designate an exit location. With a thought, the fabric reveals its destination. That destination is, of course, the surface of the Red Sun. Red plasma seeps out into our current location, pouring forth from a far more stabilized source. I channel entropic energies from the Crimson Twig to direct the flow of red plasma towards Split. This plasma boosts Split's Affinity, if it was not already evident. Muttering to myself, I raise the Crimson Twig. Entropic energies flow into one singular point, generating a sphere of chaos. I instantaneously pull out a Minium Stone, preparing for an immensely complex transmutation that could be utilized on something more ingenious. I continue to add entropic energy to the sphere as it is slowly converted to red plasma. Eldritch whisperings make themselves slightly more clear in the minds of all within nearly a seventy meter radius. This mere transmutation appears to be encouraging the Outer Gods. Or perhaps it is the fact that I have just torn hole into reality, straight to a sun in the Furthest Ring. Hah. It is, without a doubt, the latter. I continue to fuel the entropic sphere with entropic magic, whilst slowly transmuting it into red plasma. The creation rate exceeds the transmutation rate by far. I abruptly cease fueling the sphere, and it finally converts entirely into red plasma. I lower the Crimson Twig, and place it back in my inventory. The monolithic sphere of plasmic energies fuels Split's Affinity as well.
>XSTANTHEMANX: Examine new room.
~
I pick up the idol. The lock and key obviously represent the Nether (primarily because of the Red Dragon's imprisonment), the cube represents the Overworld, and the jagged island represents the End. This is an extremely evident deduction. I would be ashamed if I had not figured this out on the spot. If I were not already feeling immense amounts of self-hatred already, that is. Anyhow, the First Trifecta appears to be the dimensions within Universe C. Nice to know. I check the idol for arcane properties.
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Twin? The Spiral and Octal Suns are smallified until I can actually use them. You simply never told me what sizes those WERE.
So, if you wouldn't mind...
/null
I...Uh? Got nothing.
>Stan: Inspect the room. Take appropriate action against hostiles.
Oops, wait, I do have something, and it's MORE RED SUN POWER!!!!! I reveal that I have travelled to the Red Sun and installed a buuthandi, which is now channelling its power to Split!
I then provide the Inverted Red Light Backdrop.
I preview Miniature ___ Sun && HALIT(haum) Array
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Summon a huge amount of books, newspapers and shelves, enough to fill a grand library. They begin to swirl around the Owl in a massive storm.
Hand Split a bunch of red flowers. The flowers attract a huge amount of red bees which swirl around the flowers and gather large amounts of orangey pollen. The bees convert the pollen directly to energy and grant to Split, raising his affinity.
The kajiu summons had t be sent far away so thy didn't crush me, so they are charging as the slowly go the fight
so,
Kajius: charging for 10 posts
sorry, typo. I meant hadn't
You may want to keep track of charges like this:
Kaijus: 1/10
and every post, you increment it by one. Sometimes players will assist you, so check their posts to see by how much. You, yourself, can give either two charges (a +2) to one player or one charge each to two players (two +1s). Also, read the Original Post if you haven't already. It contains all the rules for alchemization.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
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Unknown Entity: 39/50
Unknown Entity: 39/40
> XSTANTHEMANX: Stab the cave spiders with the iron sword.
I'll be making my great escape now!
oh and
Kajius/3-10
+30% Affinity! +ADD HP to Kid Radd!
You head through the cut section of the wall, which leads into a sort of giant hallway. You follow the hallway and end up in a room with a door inlaid with gears. A pit of lava rests near the door. You remember it as the Suicide Door.
You claim the first half of the eighth Comb Rave, Octet Hell!
> MURDER EVERYTHING
A murderous and rebellious spirit fills your heart as you lunge at the CAVE SPIDERS! Your IRON SWORD slashes through one, dealing 10 damage. You then activate FLINT AND STEEL, lighting three CAVE SPIDERS on fire for 5 damage each! One of said three is the one you just struck with your SWORD. It suffers afterburn damage and dies.
That's a pretty blatant retcon if you ask me. Why don't you just start from scratch and have SCP-507 go at the Godmodder, or better yet, ignore the Godmodder completely and actually focus on the Trial?
Nah, it's in space. Don't worry about it.
Slagged Hullmetal added!
The correct solution could oftentimes be the simplest.
Barrier of Souls added!
The Enderman statue appears to be hollow, and contains a small golden idol depicting an Endermen with three sets of arms. In one set of arms, he is holding a cube. In another, a jagged island. In the last, what looks like a lock and key. There is an inscription at the bottom which reads "THE ORIGINAL TRIFECTA".
Infused Diamond Core && Ea Generator = Ea Infusement Core (Level 7)
Auracrystal && Crystal Core = Aura Core (Level 3)
Supercomputer && Concentrated Thaumic Magic = Thauminomitron (Level 5)
+9,000 HP to the Owl Effigy!
+7% Affinity!
Thaumium Plates added to the Vehicle!
> Attack the closest Spider with your sword. Defend yourself if attacked!
You lunge at the closest CAVE SPIDER, who is affected by afterburn. You deal 10 damage to it with your IRON SWORD, killing it. Another CAVE SPIDER lunges at you from behind, but you quickly block its attack with your sword! You then slice at that CAVE SPIDER, crit-killing it!
Three CAVE SPIDERS have fallen. Five remain!
Chair Carapace added to the Vehicle!
You chuck a torch-bomb into the other side of the cave, but nothing pops out at you. You gather three new types of ores, Obsidianite Ore, Covenite Ore, and Golgotha Ore.
Nanogel Assault Rifle && Antimatter Canister && Magstone Wires && Antipacitor && Computer && Name Tag = New Dawn (Level 10: 1/11)
Orb of Light && Smash Ball = Orb of Supernovae (Level 10: 1/11)
RCS System added to the Vehicle!
> Attack the Spiders. Be prepared to dodge.
Two CAVE SPIDERS hiss and leap at you. You roll out of the way and, in a risky maneuver, throw your sword at them to try to stab them in the brain. The sword misses and clatters out of reach. You facepalm and equip your BOW, firing an arrow each at the SPIDERS. One takes 10 damage, the other is crit-killed.
Four SPIDERS remain.
How?
Projector added to the Vehicle!
+5% Affinity!
Parachute added to the Vehicle!
Magic Plating added to the Vehicle!
Interesting. For a newcomer, you have bold things to say. I like it.
Welcome back!
WILLGLOVES: A set of harmless black gloves that each have a shining crystal on them. When one concentrates, they will activate the massive psychic power of the gloves and manifest them as two physical hulking hands! The wearer doesn't even have to lift a finger after that; the hands will take care of the rest, smashing enemies to a pulp.
+3% Affinity!
How dare you use the term seizure when it's called "english energy"! The use of the word seizure is very triggering to me. I should know, as I ha
No.
GOLDEN CUELEG: A golden pegleg resembling a pool cue. Near its top end is a band of english patterns reminiscent of the pool balls of a billiards game. The leg crackles with occasional english energy.
If you made a rainbow deathlaser when you tried to talk to Scratch, how come you were able to say "Huh. That's weird" afterwards? The attack fails as a result.
+4% Affinity!
+15,000 HP to the Owl Effigy! Giant Tree added!
Absence Protectors added!
+4% Affinity!
Crystal Ball && Mechanical Wings && Mechanical Talons && Cloaking Device = Crystal Birdsuit (Level 5: 1/6)
Shotgun && Glass Pane && Camera Tripod = The Thin Glass (Level 3: 1/4)
Gloves && Orb of Solar = Sol's Hands (Level 2: 1/3)
You claim the latter half of the eighth Comb Rave, All For One!
+7% Affinity!
Script Shield added!
Script Shield added to the Vehicle!
For all intents and purposes, The Operator is Slenderman in DTG2.
Barbed Wire && Samurai Edge = Wire's Edge (Level 2: 1/3)
You still need to make it first.
Rader + Speaker added to the Vehicle!
Plush Secret of the Void added!
Light/Darkness Message added!
1,000 damage to Jay_PPC!
WEPON added to the Vehicle!
+2% Affinity!
> engie_ninja: COMBAT OPERANDI => NUKED
You expend 5 Pie Filling and 2 Weasel Snot.
Nuked Shield added!
Why did I quote this?
Oh, right.
You get a severe case of tuba indigestion and vomit the tuba back up!
I never said you couldn't do anything...
Modern Console added to the Vehicle!
Stronger Frameworks added to the Vehicle!
+1% Affinity!
I never said you were destroyed...
I've said in the past that I'll allow a shuffle of the Spoils right before the final battle.
Shurikannon added to the Vehicle!
+1% Affinity!
Massive Falcon added!
Unadulterated Red added!
The book gives the Everyman +1 Creativity!
TAMIL BOWTOX: A bow with a flamethrower-like apparatus attached to it that sprays the botulinum toxin at enemies. Words in the Tamil language are inscribed on the bow, giving it a mystical power.
DEVA'S DISSOLVER: A bow with a massively complex flamethrower-like apparatus attached to it that sprays aqueous ununoctium ions at enemies, creating an acid more potent than fluoroantimonic acid. Words in the Devanagari language are inscribed on the bow, giving it a mystical power.
+2% Affinity!
Jupiter-7 Shield added!
Backup Protective Ward strengthened!
+15% Affinity!
Plasma Turret added!
+1% Affinity!
Wall of Water added!
POTION OF HONEY: A potion that, on use, restores a small amount of health.
Torch && Wand = Flaming Wand (Level 1: 1/2)
Tinfoil Hat Dispenser added to the Vehicle!
That's not even a command!
You're a very long distance from the Red Sun!
Speaker Turrets added to the Vehicle!
Random Crowd added!
Giant Padlock added to the Vehicle!
MAGE'S INTELAUGMENTOR: A computer forged from nanobots that can modify their physical shape at will. Vast amounts of magic are stored inside of the nanobots, and they can channel this magic and radiate it into the area around themselves, strengthening the magical powers of anything inside the aura they create!
Supercomputer && Concentrated Thaumic Magic = Thauminomitron (Level 5: 1/6)
Vis Relay && Diamond Shard && Thaumium Housing = Thaumium Relay (Level 4)
LANC Rifle && Starship Weapon Housing = STAR Rifle (Level 6)
Shielding Nanobots added!
+1% Affinity!
Magic Shields added to the Vehicle!
top kek
It only raises his Nutrition; +1 Nutrition!
FLAMING WAND: A red wand with a flaming orb at its tip. It excels in casting fire spells.
> Aggress against any enemies; use defensive fighting style.
You agress a CAVE SPIDER, shooting your BOW at it and killing it in one shot. Another CAVE SPIDER sneaks up from behind and lunges at you, but you block the attack with your BOW and strike back, dealing 5 damage to the SPIDER.
THE GATE-KNOCKER: An ornate wooden arm cannon inscribed with thousands of runes in no known language. The barrels of the weapon are made from an extreme metal and the entire weapon ripples with the powers of creation. It can use anything as ammunition, and the limits to its powers are only set in place by the user's imagination. Its innocuous double is a scythe.
Brine || Magic English Eye = The Break Shot
THE BREAK SHOT: A golden arm cannon that crackles with english energy. Bands of english patterns encircle the weapon, and it has a scope that resembles that of the Emerald Nova. Its innocuous double is a staff.
+8% Affinity!
Bathroom Artifact Wall added!
Vehicle officially named the Abomination!
CRYSTAL MOVER: A multicolored spiked crystal that crackles with green energy. Upon holding this crystal, one can fly, modify their movement, and change their physical location at will, teleporting around. One can apply this effect to others with practice.
Large Crystal && Essence of Magic = Thaumic Crystal (Level 2: 1/3)
+3,000 HP to the Owl Effigy!
+1% Affinity!
Set of Wheels added to the Vehicle!
+1% Affinity!
Flotation Device added to the Vehicle!
All your teammates stop you, apparently adverse to hugs and love! I wonder why...
Armor Plating added!
Wood Ash && Nether Powder && Black Liquid Sorrow = Deathwood Ash (Level 4: 1/5)
Exposition Wall added!
You view an activated Nether Portal on GodCraft, the sun constantly shining down on it. In the sunlight, you can see that the Nether Portal's color is fluctuating slightly, shifting to all the different colors of the rainbow... The effect is vaguely noticeable, though. It would take a much more focused sunbeam to have an actual effect.
> Continue to fight in a defensive manner.
You continue to fight defensively, dodging two attacks from CAVE SPIDERS and retrieving your SWORD, using it to kill another SPIDER. Two remain.
Interceptor Drones added and added to the Vehicle!
Okay, let me go back and retcon some things. You can't make Spiral Suns or Octal Suns because they're above Level 10, so your first preview, preview of the OP Blaster, and last previews have failed.
Miniature _____ Sun && Fluorite Octet = _____ Sunspots (Level 8)
+2% Affinity! Some force prevents you from filling it the rest of the way...
Split takes a Red Sun Streetsweeper!
Spoon added.
Fluorite Octet && Heart Essence = Lover's Octet (Level 8: 1/9)
Bow && Magic Acid && Telugu Code Chart = Corrosive Coder (Level 6: 1/7)
Bow && Maitotoxin && Malayalam Code Chart = Malayatoxin Bow (Level 6: 1/7)
Unless you can explain how you got said piece, the action fails.
April Fools Shield added!
WAC Shield added to the Vehicle!
Lawyers' Lead Sheet added!
POTION OF IMAGINATION II: A tougher potion of imagination.
+10,000 HP to the Owl Effigy!
Robotic Arm added to the Vehicle!
Obsidian Spheres added!
Some force blocks your attack...
Ablative Drones added to the Vehicle!
Only three posts a turn!
This is intentional.
Emergency Breaks added to the Vehicle!
Only three posts a turn.
Sure! Jump right in!
There are two Discs.
Microchip added!
Some Witches added!
What was accomplished here?
Turret added to the Vehicle!
Eh, I wouldn't worry about it too much. It was just an April Fool's joke.
You didn't finish Nailtimatum though, since you couldn't work on it in Scratch's Manor!
Okay then.
Keep in mind that instant-summoning is generally a bad idea. Doc Scratch mind-controls the Kaijus to his side!
You fail!
I don't know who this is targeting...
> Stab the spiders with the sword.
That's what you're trying to do! You lop the head off of the remaining CAVE SPIDERS with your SWORDS. Thankfully, that was easy to take care of.
Everyone sees Scratch, holding his hand out towards Split! It looks like he has Split ensnared in a whip, restricting his access to the Red Sun's powers, just enough so he can't reach 100%! Let's face it, I can't have him instantly going full power right when he STOPPED going full power! Scratch uses the whip to siphon a chunk of Split's Affinity, raising the Affinity +50% in Scratch's favor! Split regains +15% Affinity!
Scratch uses up the legendary power of the Kaijus, killing them instantly! He uses their might in one all-encompasing Beamzilla that tears through a chunk of the Owl Effigy's shielding!
The PPC deals a minicritted 7 damage to Pricey12345! The Streamer heals Split by +10,000 HP! He then summons a Bidoof and has him defend the Abomination! Fayther takes a Happy memory!
XSTANTHEMANX tentatively walks across the TIGHTROPE leading to the MIDDLE PLATFORM and successfully traverses its length. He then walks over to the next TIGHTROPE and heads to the LAST PLATFORM, successfully opening the DOOR on the other side. Looks like you cleared out all the SPIDERS in this room... You're now in a new room. Further examination will be required.
The Abomination gears up for one last section of track! It continues along the path as normal until it becomes plainly obvious that something huge is blocking your path: a very large castle!I It looks like you're going to have to barrel straight through in order to continue on the path! The Central Supercomputer activates the Arcane Bore in response, drilling through the castle walls! You end up in a narrow hallway with cannons aligned on the walls, as if they've been expecting you... Cannonballs fire towards the Abomination, destroying the Ablative Drones, Armor Plating, and Magic Shields! The Abomination then drills out of the castle and continues after destroying the castle.
The Abomination soon encounters another roadblock: a Pokemon Trainer is on the path! Your eyes meet, and he challenges you to
strifea Pokemon battle! Naturally, you accept. The trainer sends out six highly-leveled Pokemon, and you send out your Bidoof, which promptly gets annihilated. The Pokemon then wipe out the Lawyer's Lead Sheet, WAC Shield, Interceptor Drones, and Stronger Frameworks before they fall thanks to your powerful weaponry!The Abomination then encounters yet another roadblock: a fearsome car wash! The jets of water short-circuit several important pieces of equipment, namely the Microchip, Robotic Arm, Speaker Turrets, Modern Console, Radar + Speaker, and Projector! The car wash then quickly switches to spraying the Abomination with lava, which is sprayed into oblivion by the Water Cannon, turning the lava into harmless obsidian! But then, a gauntlet of washers appear up ahead and spray the vehicle with deadly acid! The Turret, Tinfoil Hat Dispenser, Counterattack Shield, Wave Motion Potato, Chair Carapace, Parachute, Resistant Shields, and Robotic Legs are all disintegrated!
The Abomination escapes the car wash and finds that a large stretch of land is completely missing up ahead, bridged only by a Hard-Light bridge. The Abomination moves to the Hard-Light bridge and starts to cross it, but is unprepared when the bridge shorts out and causes the Abomination to rapidly fall! Quickly thinking, the Central Supercomputer activates the Abomination's Magical Hover Devices and steers the Abomination to the other side.
The last obstacle the Abomination faces is an insanely deadly rollercoaster that is the master of high speeds, nail-biting turns, and overall fatality! The Abomination must be *this* tall to ride, and since it's too tall, deadly lasers activate and cut it down to size, destroying the Thamium Plates, Other-Thing-Implosion Device, and Thunder Tank Replica! The Vehicle then buckles up and gets ready for the ride of a lifetime, riding the rollercoaster! Thanks to the Padlock installed on the Vehicle, nothing falls off and it escapes unscathed! At the very end of the rollercoaster, the path continues up to a stretch of land with the Ancestral Eye on top.
The Abomination rolls over to the Ancestral Eye, aiming all of its weaponry at the artifact! The Central Supercomputer gives the Abomination's components one task: destroy the Artifact. In an instant, all the weapons fire, mining lasers, magic missiles, jets of water, blasts of pure energy, and concentrated magic making a beeline for the Ancestral Eye! They shatter the Eye's surface in one strike, creating an influx of ender energy that cascades throughout the area, making the entire obstacle course light up!
The entire place disintegrates, slowly fading away into pale blue pixels that all light up in a volatile indigo explosion! The wreckage of the Abomination can be seen throughout... It cannot be saved. Sorry, you have to know when to say goodbye. Scratch takes a chunk of damage due to the loss of one of his artifacts... Only two remain.
The Itinerary:
> All: Defend the Owl Effigy!
> All: Guard your entities!
> All: Raise Split's affinity!
> All: Command XSTANTHEMANX!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIThe Void:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 1,200,000/8,000,000. (Gains +400,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 9
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 20%.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 20%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 24/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 20%.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Talist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 4/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 22/20.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 22/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 26/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 20/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 18/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20.
Red Sun Affinity: Split 64% ==========O========== 0% Scratch
Doc Scratch: [Ψ B
SS] HP: 100,000,000,000/100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. Artifacts Equipped:
FEZ,Ancestral Gunpowder,Ancestral Flesh,Ancestral Bone, Ancestral Silk,Ancestral Eye, Disc of Mojang.Owl Effigy: [???] HP: 425,000/503,000. Diamondium Shell: 5,000/5,000 HP. Disposable Shield-Bubble: 5,000/5,000 HP. Fibonacci Elemental Wall: 15,000/15,000 HP. Fresh Meatshield: 10,000/10,000 HP. Rocket Shield: 30,000/30,000 HP. Every Book Ever: 15,000/15,000 HP. Obsidian Fortress: 30,000/30,000 HP. YouTube Shield: 5,000/5,000 HP. Orbiting Wall of Shields: 5,000/5,000 HP. Togekiss: 10,000/10,000 HP. That One Guy: 10,000/10,000 HP. Diamondillium Shell: 5,000/5,000 HP. Perfect Ink Sphere: 20,000/20,000 HP. Ultrafield: 15,000/15,000 HP. Solar Panel: 10,000/10,000 HP. Civil Text Wall: 25,000/25,000 HP. Paving Stones: 10,000/10,000 HP. Protection Infusion: 15,000/15,000 HP. Power of 2 Shield: 20,000/20,000 HP. Electro-Matter Shield: 5,000/5,000 HP. Sacred Shield: 3,000/3,000 HP. (x3.) Hats Off: III
OWLS!!!!!: III All allied entities will minicrit.
Split: [N] HP: 175,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Broken Age. Stacatto Stand: II Clockwork Reversal: II Artifacts Equipped: Alternate Disc of Mojang.
Jay_PPC: [PL] HP: 9,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIIII Shares respawns with Acacia_PPC. Continuity Crisis: IIIIIIII
Acacia_PPC: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIIII Shares respawns with Jay_PPC. Continuity Crisis: IIIIIIII
The Streamer: [AG] HP: 123,000/160,000.
Kid Radd: [AG] HP: RADD
Epiphanic Everyman: [AG] HP: 30/30. Creativity: 13/50. Nutrition: 7/50.
Fayther: [AG] HP: 190,000/220,000. Memories: IIIIII Violent, Happy.
Spider's Den:
XSTANTHEMANX: [???] HP: 20/20. Equipped: Iron Helmet, Iron Sword. Current Location: ???
The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA? (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII READY (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
28 Hog Slop
19 Elf Tears
15 Pie Filling
20 Weasel Snot
I tell the Silver Surfer to summon Galactus after he recently devours a nearby solar system as well all the planets in our own except for earth.
Galactus arrives, and bestows the power cosmic upon the Godmodder, and begins manipulate and control the souls of most of the players, turning them against eachother, while simultaneously using Fear Rays (post Gah Lak Tus merging) upon the players. I watch as i stand behind Galactus and the Godmodder inside Galactus' near impenetrable force field.
Galactus HP: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
(Idk if there is a limit to health, first time posting here, but whatevs, galactus survived the big bang.)
I calmly take out the Infinity Guantlet and eradicate Galactus. I then restore the solar system with a rollback. This particular iteration of the Gauntlet appears to work across the entire Trifecta, though there will likely be rollovers if I try anything that I couldn't just do with the Roleplay Slayer's Halberd.
My shadow jumps into the lava pit if the door isn't about to open or isn't open, unless my shadow can just kind of walk under the door.
>Stan, keep murdering spiders or proceeding forwards. Preferably both, while also examining this room.
+2 Tazz
Rafflesia 31/50
More Runic Shielding 4/50
Fluorite Octet && Heart (Aspect) Energies 2/9
Fluorite Octet && Mind (Aspect) Energies 9/9 (Thinker's Octet)
Scranton Reality Anchor && Fluorite Decad 8/11 (Two Thousand's Decad)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-21, Tazz-24, crystal-14. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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...Well then.
PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):
Anthem: 16/50
The sheer stupidity of that action has drawn the PPC directly in your direction. They almost forget about Pricey and contemplate attacking you. They decide to wait until they destroy their original target.
(You're now gonna die soon. Have fun.)
RIP in peace Galactus 2015
*sad violin*
/null
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
As you also kill many of the other players using the power of the Infinity Gauntlet. Meanwhile, The Godmodder (having the power cosmic) revives Galactus and continues his assault on the players.
DEAR PALUTENA, THIS KID IS ASKING FOR AN ARMY OF PPC MEMBERS TO KILL HIM EVERY SINGLE TURN.
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7871215 (null)
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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HeHe, dun b leik dis pls y u do dis sniff.
Oh and it was supposed to be a little jab at Windows Vista and 8 Twin, lol. I was gonna add a actual attack to the post, but that dang thing where my keyboard just stops typing and makes a locked noise every time I press it, so I said, to hell with it and just posted.
Anyways, time for the action part.
Wire's Edge: 2/3
Oh and Twin, don't forget about my barbwire armor equipment. The mask increases my damage, but makes me take 3 or so damage per turn.
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
Maniac.... I USE the HHHH to fuel up Split's AFFINITY.
Midna: Dunban (the next best thing from Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee) guards the Owl.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Should Galactus somehow work, and survive the attacks already leveled against him, Zand uses the Helbringers to carve a tunnel into his spine and sever his central nervous system, permakilling him and irrevocably trapping his severed soul in Hel.
I use Ultimatum to shoot down incoming attacks on the Owl Effigy!
+1x2 to Erelye!
Stuff charges!
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Hazel Wand: IIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 60%
Black Ring && Ink of Squid Pro Quo = Squid's Ring (11/11!)
Cursed Flames && Warded Alienis Jar && Nightmare Fuel = Eldritch Flames (5/6)
Wood Ash && Nether Powder && Black Liquid Sorrow = Deathwood Ash (2/5)
Abyssal Inferno 14/50
Scarlet Infinity 3/25
+1 to Amp x2.
Seven new books to read. Hah. Scratch, although I doubt you can hear this, considering you have likely been annihilated by the alternate timeline, thanks for the books, and more importantly, for saving us, at the price of oblivion.
I examine the Squid's Ring.
Perusing my now extensive collection of tomes of which I was so graciously granted by quite the excellent host, I decide to begin with The Nature of Split Personalities. I read through the introduction, as well as chapters one, two, three, four, and five. Seeing as these have already been shown, I doubt there is a need to write them once more. Thusly, I read Chapter VI ~ Dominance. How many of these should I read per turn? For the sake of your sanity, Twin, I'd say one per turn, assuming you wish to whatsoever, sounds like a feasible course of action. Is this okay?
If I am dead, I respawn.
I suddenly equip the prestigious weapon aptly named the Crimson Twig. Of course, when I say aptly, I am conveniently ignoring the fact that this thing is quite literally a staff, and is over six times larger than a twig of any description. The crimson gem atop the arcane staff brightens slightly, before beginning to exude exponential amounts of pure destruction. Elder fury tears at the fabric of reality itself, the rage of a creature with the capacity to annihilate this universe in mere instants. Well, a minuscule fraction of a minuscule fraction of a minuscule fraction of that fury. I seriously doubt that there is anything left in the Void with the capacity for such pure, unadulterated rage. It matters not. The entropic bursts of energy race across the Void, tearing as many holes into reality as is possible within the current timeframe. I focus my teleportational prowess as the entropic energy shatters what little remains of undisturbed void energy in this particular region of the Void. Eldritch sorceries of my design designate an exit location. With a thought, the fabric reveals its destination. That destination is, of course, the surface of the Red Sun. Red plasma seeps out into our current location, pouring forth from a far more stabilized source. I channel entropic energies from the Crimson Twig to direct the flow of red plasma towards Split. This plasma boosts Split's Affinity, if it was not already evident. Muttering to myself, I raise the Crimson Twig. Entropic energies flow into one singular point, generating a sphere of chaos. I instantaneously pull out a Minium Stone, preparing for an immensely complex transmutation that could be utilized on something more ingenious. I continue to add entropic energy to the sphere as it is slowly converted to red plasma. Eldritch whisperings make themselves slightly more clear in the minds of all within nearly a seventy meter radius. This mere transmutation appears to be encouraging the Outer Gods. Or perhaps it is the fact that I have just torn hole into reality, straight to a sun in the Furthest Ring. Hah. It is, without a doubt, the latter. I continue to fuel the entropic sphere with entropic magic, whilst slowly transmuting it into red plasma. The creation rate exceeds the transmutation rate by far. I abruptly cease fueling the sphere, and it finally converts entirely into red plasma. I lower the Crimson Twig, and place it back in my inventory. The monolithic sphere of plasmic energies fuels Split's Affinity as well.
>XSTANTHEMANX: Examine new room.
~
I pick up the idol. The lock and key obviously represent the Nether (primarily because of the Red Dragon's imprisonment), the cube represents the Overworld, and the jagged island represents the End. This is an extremely evident deduction. I would be ashamed if I had not figured this out on the spot. If I were not already feeling immense amounts of self-hatred already, that is. Anyhow, the First Trifecta appears to be the dimensions within Universe C. Nice to know. I check the idol for arcane properties.
Twin? The Spiral and Octal Suns are smallified until I can actually use them. You simply never told me what sizes those WERE.
So, if you wouldn't mind...
/null
I...Uh? Got nothing.
>Stan: Inspect the room. Take appropriate action against hostiles.
Oops, wait, I do have something, and it's MORE RED SUN POWER!!!!! I reveal that I have travelled to the Red Sun and installed a buuthandi, which is now channelling its power to Split!
I then provide the Inverted Red Light Backdrop.
I preview Miniature ___ Sun && HALIT(haum) Array
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Summon a huge amount of books, newspapers and shelves, enough to fill a grand library. They begin to swirl around the Owl in a massive storm.
Hand Split a bunch of red flowers. The flowers attract a huge amount of red bees which swirl around the flowers and gather large amounts of orangey pollen. The bees convert the pollen directly to energy and grant to Split, raising his affinity.
Alchemies:
Crystal Ball && Mechanical Wings && Mechanical Talons && Cloaking device (3/6)
Shotgun && Glass pane && Camera Tripod (3/4)
Gloves && Solar Essence Orb (3/3) Completed!
Charges:
Wrath of the Earth 15/25
Deluxe Cannonfire 12/25
What?