I then create an Interceptor Drone Plant, which produces drones that draw attacks away from both the Owl Effigy AND the Vehicle. It is an item I carry on my person, however, and if I am not specifically shielding something with it, the two drones/turn(update, that is) revert to shielding me. There is a cap of four drones per target, but more can be stored.
Octal (size) Spiral Sun && Fluorite Octet preview.
I also preview Miniature ___ Sun && Fluorite Octet.
I take a captcharoid of the OP Blaster, just to see what it actually is. (Preview)
I then build an entire bowling alley out of Miniature Red Suns, and give Split a bowling ball made of Red Sun. Split bowls, and almost makes a strike...Darn it, split down the middle. But then the two remaining Red Sun Bowling Pins fall over anyway. Split bowls an entire game like this, to end with a perfect 300-point score. I then invite Scratch to do the same, but he finds that I surreptitiously substituted all the Red Suns with Green Suns! (Or, knows already.) He goes to bowl, only to find that the Green Sun Bowling Lane is substantially harder to win at. And by substantially harder to win at, I mean the pins are pin-shaped protrusions from the lane that do not, in fact, move. His frustration at being unable to win this game causes Split's Affinity gains to increase again because Scratch is not focussing on maintaining his Affinity!
I then give Split a full set of ___ Sun Streetsweepers. Including the Octal Sun and Spiral Sun variants, if at all possible. I make and inspect the Octal and Spiral Sun Streetsweepers for myself as well, and inspect them.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I take out a spoon and put it in front of the Owl Effigy.
+2 Tazz
Rafflesia 30/50
More Runic Shielding 3/50
Fluorite Octet && Heart (Aspect) Energies 1/9
Fluorite Octet && Mind (Aspect) Energies 8/9 (Thinker's Octet)
Scranton Reality Anchor && Fluorite Decad 7/11 (Two Thousand's Decad)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-21, Tazz-24, crystal-14. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
> Alchemies
Bow && Magic Acid (not actually magic, just really corrosive and dissolves almost everything, but not as strong as fluoroantimonic acid) && Telugu Code Chart = ??? (1/?)
Bow && ISO Basic Latin Abecedarium and Diacritics && Reality Majyyks = Arcum Os (8/11)
Bow && Maitotoxin && Malayalam Code Chart = ??? (1/OH YES THE INDIC BOWS ARE ALMOST DONE.)
> Action
I give Split a tiny piece of the Red Sun in a jar.
I then shield the Owl Effigy with all the April Fools who still celebrate the 7th day of the new year on April 1st despite the calendar changing to start on January 1st instead of March 25th.
I then tape the Windows Action Center shield to the Vehicle.
> Author's Note
Not sure if this'll go through, and also out of ideas.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Location:
Both here
Join Date:
1/5/2012
Posts:
245
Location:
and there at once.
Minecraft:
same as this one
Xbox:
Don't have one
PSN:
Don't want one
Member Details
40/50 and 50/50 +2 to Pit because why not. I don't know what to use this on.
As our lead sheet was destroyed, I get a crack team of lawyers to defend our right to carry around a lead sheet at all times, especially when paladins are involved.
HP: 220,000/220,000
Memories: | Violent | Sad | Happy | - | - | - |
Fayther cannot attack directly. Instead, she copies memories of other creatures and uses them to heal or buff other creatures. She can store up to 6 memories and can copy, combine, or apply memories. Each of these actions except combining take one turn.
Copy memory: Fills 1 empty memory cell from a different character's memories. There are 3 different kinds of memories, happy ones, sad ones, and violent ones. Fayther can copy either a short term memory or a long term memory. Short term memories are based on what happened to that entity last turn and long term memories are based on that character's backstory, if any. She can only harness a long term memory every 3 turns. For short term, I'll look at the last post to determine which memory Fayther gets.
Combine memories: There are a couple recipes Fayther can use.
Happy + violent = prideful memory
Happy + sad = sorrowsong memory
Sad + violent = gloomy memory
prideful + sorrowsong + gloomy = Rainbow memory (she'll probably never get this one)
Apply memory: expends a memory to apply an effect to an entity. These are very powerful because they take 2 or more turns to use.
Happy - Heal an entity for 45,000
Sad - Reduces the damage the entity takes by 65% until the end of the next turn, up to a maximum of 60,000 damage reduction
Violent - Triples the damage of the entity's next attack
Prideful - Doubles the damage of the entity's next attack and causes it to be healed for twice the damage dealt
Sorrowsong - Reduces the damage the entity takes until the end of the next turn by 50% (up to 50,000) and causes it to be healed for 50% of the damage it took at the end of the turn (up to 50,000).
Gloomy - Debuffs the target of the entity's next attack, meaning for the next 3 turns, it will heal the target it attacks by 20,000.
Rainbow - Applies ALL of the above effects.
If these sound overpowered, remember that to apply just a happy memory, it takes 2 turns. A prideful memory takes 3 turns and a rainbow memory takes 6 turns!
Command: Copy short term memory from all of Mojang for pure happiness memories1!!!!#[email protected]$
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: open _ Total wealth = 1922$ _ Wilson's charges A: 49/50, B: 10/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 10$)
Angler Knife x1 (lvl 4 weapon, 6$)
Spectra's Chestplate (lvl 5 colorful armor, 8$)
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits)
Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects)
Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin)
Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit)
Splash potion of Critmist II x8 (6$, lvl 3, crits)
Potion of Ambrosa x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits)
Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food)
Woolen Bandage x2 (3$, lvl 1, healing)
Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +)
Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction)
Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken)
Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Water Armor x2 (2$, lvl1, armor while in water)
Potion of Moonlight x2 (3$, lvl 1, regen)
Potion of Fortune x3 (2$, lvl 1, more ores)
Potion of HellSun x2 (3$, lvl 1, Powers of the Nether)
Potion of Scratch II x2 (6$, lvl 3, control time for a bit)
Imaginary essence &&& calculator &&& gold talisman = Talisman of Math 4/5
Potion of imagination OOO glowstone dust = Potion of imaginary II DONE
"I still feel a little bit awkward coming in like this. hmm... Let me try something..."
Wilson turns and disappears under water. He seems to stay underwater for an impossibly long time, over 10 minutes. Then, the water turns a multitude of colors, displaying a light show of sorts. It alternates between green, gold, red, and back again before getting speckled with colors all over it. A ring of black forms around the outside, slowly shrinking down into a point in the center. Then Wilson launches out of it and flips high into the air before landing back with a splash. He surfaces and shakes his head off.
"Heh... ah. How was that? April Fool's I suppose."
As our lead sheet was destroyed, I get a crack team of lawyers to defend our right to carry around a lead sheet at all times, especially when paladins are involved.
The folks over at Mojang have just released the first snapshot for 2015, 15w14a. This update changes how Minecraft works at a very fundamental level, completely doing away with the concept of combat and making sure that any potential violence and danger in the game has been removed. Things such as a love bar and love potions have been added, all mobs have been changed to friendly "inhabitants", and everything in the game is intent on making sure you have as much fun as possible; temples are no longer hazardous, dungeons have been replaced with cozy homes, squids fly, and boats STILL aren't fixed.
This whole thing made me think. Am I really doing the right thing, managing a forum game that promotes violence? I know it seems fun for all of you and is a nice way to pass the time, but is it ethical? Let's be real here, we're talking about a forum game where reality itself is slowly being destroyed, a conflict is being spread across multiverses, entire universes are being eaten like food, populations are being enslaved, and celestial bodies are being wrenched from orbit. All for what? To kill one guy? What did he even do to you, besides take over your computer? Why didn't you just tell your parents or a systems administrator? Maybe even that hacker 4chan guy could have done something.
Well, no more. I'm DONE with this game. After one look at Mojang's new snapshot, my eyes have been opened and I've discovered that one doesn't need violence and destruction to have a fun time in a game. I look at other games and see sickening gory landscapes. In Super Mario Bros., you squash innocent chestnut creatures flat and watch all their bones break. When you jump and break a brick, you annihilate the friendly mushroom creature that was transmogrified to become said brick. It's disgusting, wrong, and I won't support it.
Which is why, henceforth, I'm rebranding this game. No more will I follow "Destroy the Godmodder 2: Operator!" Definitely not. The goal of this game will now be to spread as much happiness and love as possible! Enter LOVE THE GODMODDER 2: LOVE HARDER!
I've carefully reviewed this game's concepts and mechanisms, and have given a lot of thought to which of them should be axed in order to ensure that this game is family-friendly, fun for all, and filled with happiness, cheerfulness, and love. After talking to some random people on the street about it and ultimately having the cops called on me, I decided on all of them. I know some of you may disagree with my stance on video games and violence right now, but you will learn to accept my views in time. Here's a list of changes.
Removed entity HP.
Removed entity attacks.
Removed summoning.
Removed charging.
Removed the Alchemiter.
Removed all alchemies.
Removed all Spoils of War.
Removed the Echeladder.
Removed player HP.
Removed attacking.
Removed godmodding.
Removed counter-godmodding.
Added Happiness, a new stat next to all entities.
Added Colorful Wands which will be used for all actions from now on.
The goal of the game is now to use your Colorful Wands to raise the Happiness stat of as many entities as possible, including other players!
If you raise the Happiness stat of an entity fully, you gain a Joy Point.
If you gain enough Joy Points, you can trade them in for awesome prizes!
Updated entity AI so all entities will try to make other entities happy.
Freed the Godmodder from his tuba.
Removed the Fourth Wall; all universes can interact with all other universes.
Removed Project Binary after it became clear he would not spread Happiness.
Added Probect Pinary, a new version of Project Binary whose sole purpose is to spread Happiness.
Removed the Trifecta.
Added Earthstuckia, a huge world that is a mishmash of Earth, Homestuck, and GodCraft. It is where the game takes place now.
Added Entity Swarms, events where a large amount of entities will appear that will spread Happiness everywhere!
Re-added Zones.
Added the Happymiter, a special version of the Alchemiter that can mass-produce Colorful Wands.
Removed the factions system and made all entities and players be in one group, the Love alignment!
Once again, I understand that there will be those who will cry out and say that this limits the entity "battle", their ability to RP, or that this makes no sense with regards to the plot. To the first thing I say that battles are disgusting and I have no intention of ever using the term again after this sentence. To the others I say, again, that you're going to learn to live with it. This whole thing is going to work out, you see? Happiness and love are what makes the world go round!
Have fun!
The Itinerary:
> All: Spread Happiness and gain Joy Points!
Earthstuckia:
TheLordErelye: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
insert_generic_username: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
pionoplayer: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
Netpatham: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
CobaltShade: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
Irecreeper: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
gutza1: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
TT2000: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
NinjaV2403: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
Amperz4nd: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
Crusher48: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
Talist: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
ninjatwist321: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
omglolsguy22: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
PitTheAngel: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
Pricey12345: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
crystalcat: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
K4yne: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
The_Serpent: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
Fseftr: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
ManiacMasteR: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
engie_ninja: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
5l1n65h07: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
Entity Swarm coming next turn!
Doc Scratch: [LV]Happiness: 0% IIIIIIIIII
Owl Effigy: [LV] Happiness: 0% IIIIIIIIII
Split: [LV] Happiness: 0% IIIIIIIIII
Jay_PPC: [LV] Happiness: 0% IIIIIIIIII
Acacia_PPC: [LV] Happiness: 0% IIIIIIIIII
The Streamer: [LV] Happiness: 0% IIIIIIIIII
Kid Radd: [LV] Happiness: 0% IIIIIIIIII
Epiphanic Everyman: [LV] Happiness: 0% IIIIIIIIII
Fayther: [LV] Happiness: 0% IIIIIIIIII
Probect Pinary: [LV] Happiness: 0% IIIIIIIIII
Godmodder: [LV] Happiness: 0% IIIIIIIIII
GODMODDER: Okay, what the HELL is going on here. There's love everywhere... Oh god, the clouds are shaped like hearts... (love you love you love) NO it's getting into my head nnghh must FIGHT (love love love love love) I DEMAND to talk to whoever thought this was a good idea!
GODMODDER: SERIOUSLY! I KNOW THIS WAS YOU, GREEN HOODIE! YOU WANTED TO FIGHT ME, SO HERE I (NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING ONLY LOVE SHHHHH LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE) AWSDIASGUDASDSADASFUDTASHDASFDASDASDASDASDAWFHAGWSDAGSD
GODMODDER: NO NO no. These subliminal messages are... getting to me... [email protected]#!agha no. (all love all the time) No, stop it. This game needs to be about me and ME ALONE. YOU'RE GETTING WHAT'S COMING TO YOU, SCRATCH. (MINECRAFT IS LOVE) NO NO NO NO I'M THE KING I DON'T DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE THIS (MINECRAFT) NO SHUT UP YOU GREEN B(IS)AAAAAAAAA(LIFE)ASFDAWSFAWF
ALERT. CRITICAL ERROR 901 HAS OCCURRED IN UPDATE TERMINAL.
DETAILS OF ERROR 901: CRASH OF DESTROYTHEGODMODDER2.JAR
THIS ERROR MEANS THAT THE CORE OF DESTROY THE GODMODDER, THE SIMULATION MEANT TO KEEP THE NARRATIVE IN CHECK, HAS CRASHED COMPLETELY AND CANNOT BE RUN.
SCANNING CURRENT EVENTS TO FIND CAUSE...
CAUSE ZERO ZERO FIVE IN EFFECT: EVENT HAS OCCURRED THAT HAS OVERLOADED THE GAME SYSTEM.
PROTOCOL 001 INITIATED.
RESTARTING GAME FROM LATEST SAVE POINT...
RESTARTING...
RESTARTING...
Now that the first Progress Orb has been secured, you are 25% of the way to unlocking the Final Door. You already have the second Orb; you just need to bring it to the Living Room. Now you just need to find the other two.
Those in the Studio listen to the TV broadcasts uncertainly... You weren't aware of the government getting involved in this War.
Those in the Pit keep bridging, pleased with their progress brought on by Modpack's yelling.
Piono and Pionoplayer's descents onto the Iron Checkpoint have attracted the ire of the five figures keeping guard there.
They are accosted by CHICKEN JOCKEYS. This will not be a fair fight.
Wait a minute... What in reality is going on here? Oh no, this will not do at all... A large amount of you who should have popped up much later in this story have spontaneously arrived here! Are some form of temporal shenanigans at play here? No, it couldn't be... Unless... Ah. Of course. I should have known. Keep in mind that this did fall under one of my dark spots, and only now have I seen the light thanks to my flawless deductions.
All of you have no doubt arrived here due to an April Fool's prank gone awry. This practice was never organized in Alternia, the world I watched over. Oh, no. The only "April Fools" were the trolls killed in the massacres that would go on in the approximate time of April. But the calendars of Earth and Alternia don't exactly mesh well, so let's drop the subject.
You all are free to explore my manor for however long you will be staying here. That is, if the massive paradox you all have just caused doesn't wipe you all off the map before the end of the turn. Good luck.
Scratch's Manor:
Second Floor - Discovered Rooms: Living Room, Gallery, Hallway, Studio, The Pit.
Living Room - Players:
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 20/20.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 20/20.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 20/20.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 20/20.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 20/20.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 20/20.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Living Room - Objects of Interest:
North Door. Leads to Studio.
East Door. Leads to Hallway. Progress Orb Found.
South Door. Leads to The Pit.
West Door. Leads to Gallery. Progress Orb Secured.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I use healing blues on the owl effigy
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x24, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United
Wilson's Shop: $120
Needed Dupes:
Ghosts of War > Fine 4/11
Gib Armageddon > Fine 4/11
Sniper Rifle AND Azure Essence 4/11
+2 to wilson
Obstacle Course: I summon a robotic arm
-Battlefield-
Nice, but not really an April Fool's joke. Let me show you something...
Red hops to his feet and point the Redstick at Blue and mutters a spell.
...What are you doing?
He flicks his wand towards the lake, sending Blue flying into it. She flails for a few seconds, before realizing what's going on and swimming back to shore.
That wasn't really an April Fool's joke either...
What the hell!?
...but it sure was amusing.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
2/7/2014
Posts:
72
Location:
The Mindscape
Minecraft:
Irecreeper
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Preparing attack...
I wear the METAL SLUG...
WAIT WHAT AHHHHHHH-
I proceed to go crazy and begin slashing all the walls with the ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE. I then check to see if I still have my other weapons like the CHAIRSLAYER and the like.
///WARNING CRITICAL ERROR! EXISTENCE THREATENED///
cc: oh for (REDA(C)(T)ED)'s sake! (t)he code's suddenly morphed, and i'm lu(c)ky to be gli(t)chy enough (t)o s(t)ay...
Wait WTF is going on. I spread love to the godmodder, allowing him to escape before the server goes back to normal as Doc Scratch takes back his place in the Narrative (if this is freaking real, it would be the first time that a side-plot got interrupted by another side-plot showing up at the same time.
"No. We're in Scratch's big gorilla-off manor and he's pulling out retcons to put me in this stupid manor. He's also being really terrible at omniscience."
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
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Posts:
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Minecraft:
crystalcat
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...wonderful. I don't like this, but it appears as though I must play along. What an April Fools joke. Oh well, at least all that reading back I did in the thread will serve me well. Hey! Give me back control! No can do, writer. I feel like exploring this mansion on my own. And at least I have another rare flash of greater Transcendence to serve me well here. Or... Twin removed the Fourth Wall? What an idea. Hmm... This was from June 7, 2014. Less than a year ago. Now to read ahead a bit, and find what to do.
"I've never been here! And I don't even know what caused this! One minute we're deep in trials, the next, everything becomes surronded by love, then the game breaks and we have to restart!"
I shake my head.
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Help! I'm been taken hostage by a evil cult of cookie ninjas, who want to steal all the paper ninjas secrets!
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Posts:
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Minecraft:
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It was caused by the current and still-current author and GM of our game completely breaking reality and dumping us in an earlier portion of his game as an April Fool's day joke. Which, by the way, it is out there. *he looks around* What, this is a doomed timeline! I don't have to keep the whole whole-of-reality-is-fiction thing a secret here! Unless we somehow manage to keep our memories intact, I don't see... Oh gorilla. Do I need to pull out a memory-erasure spell?
Okay then generic, heck, I'll probably GIVE it to you on the condition that you give as many of your spare spoils as you're willing to spare to other players who don't have any. I'm kind of bored with spoils by this point anyway.
9/11 for nailtimatum
Piono growls...
Finally, I can get back at that bloody puppet.
In the brief insanity caused by however long this ADF initiated side-quest is going to be continued, Piono, who was outside of the range of all this at the time, is still at his insanely over-the-top power levels from afterwards.
He is also in possession of a level 10 void artifact, and soulbonded to it.
Scratch can't see him.
Using Rapture, piono simply launches himself up to the first floor from the basement, slams the sword into the ground, and blows the entire mansion apart as Project Nexus ships suddenly fill the sky.
I wasn't expecting to get to try my new powers out so soon...
Bring it muppet.
Welp. This is not a good sign. Eric, who was reset along with the rest of the game... oh Notch, I really hope this is just an April Fool's Day prank and doesn't affect continuity at all, if it does, Piono's just going to slaughter everything, and that'd ruin all mah precious plot points!!!
I feel bad to unleash Mega Satan so close to Holy Week!
Action 2/3
Unholy Assault: 50/50 Stored.
Ethereal Callings: 33/50
Starfall Sync: 8/50
Ellorium Katana: 6/6 Complete!
I calmly sit down in the manor on a seat if available and read a book. I guess "And Then There Were None" is a bit wierd considering the circumstances, bit it'll have to do.
I don a gas mask. (Flavor)
I then create an Interceptor Drone Plant, which produces drones that draw attacks away from both the Owl Effigy AND the Vehicle. It is an item I carry on my person, however, and if I am not specifically shielding something with it, the two drones/turn(update, that is) revert to shielding me. There is a cap of four drones per target, but more can be stored.
Octal (size) Spiral Sun && Fluorite Octet preview.
I also preview Miniature ___ Sun && Fluorite Octet.
I take a captcharoid of the OP Blaster, just to see what it actually is. (Preview)
I then build an entire bowling alley out of Miniature Red Suns, and give Split a bowling ball made of Red Sun. Split bowls, and almost makes a strike...Darn it, split down the middle. But then the two remaining Red Sun Bowling Pins fall over anyway. Split bowls an entire game like this, to end with a perfect 300-point score. I then invite Scratch to do the same, but he finds that I surreptitiously substituted all the Red Suns with Green Suns! (Or, knows already.) He goes to bowl, only to find that the Green Sun Bowling Lane is substantially harder to win at. And by substantially harder to win at, I mean the pins are pin-shaped protrusions from the lane that do not, in fact, move. His frustration at being unable to win this game causes Split's Affinity gains to increase again because Scratch is not focussing on maintaining his Affinity!
I then give Split a full set of ___ Sun Streetsweepers. Including the Octal Sun and Spiral Sun variants, if at all possible. I make and inspect the Octal and Spiral Sun Streetsweepers for myself as well, and inspect them.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I take out a spoon and put it in front of the Owl Effigy.
+2 Tazz
Rafflesia 30/50
More Runic Shielding 3/50
Fluorite Octet && Heart (Aspect) Energies 1/9
Fluorite Octet && Mind (Aspect) Energies 8/9 (Thinker's Octet)
Scranton Reality Anchor && Fluorite Decad 7/11 (Two Thousand's Decad)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-21, Tazz-24, crystal-14. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
> Alchemies
Bow && Magic Acid (not actually magic, just really corrosive and dissolves almost everything, but not as strong as fluoroantimonic acid) && Telugu Code Chart = ??? (1/?)
Bow && ISO Basic Latin Abecedarium and Diacritics && Reality Majyyks = Arcum Os (8/11)
Bow && Maitotoxin && Malayalam Code Chart = ??? (1/OH YES THE INDIC BOWS ARE ALMOST DONE.)
> Action
I give Split a tiny piece of the Red Sun in a jar.
I then shield the Owl Effigy with all the April Fools who still celebrate the 7th day of the new year on April 1st despite the calendar changing to start on January 1st instead of March 25th.
I then tape the Windows Action Center shield to the Vehicle.
> Author's Note
Not sure if this'll go through, and also out of ideas.
As our lead sheet was destroyed, I get a crack team of lawyers to defend our right to carry around a lead sheet at all times, especially when paladins are involved.
Memories: | Violent | Sad | Happy | - | - | - |
Fayther cannot attack directly. Instead, she copies memories of other creatures and uses them to heal or buff other creatures. She can store up to 6 memories and can copy, combine, or apply memories. Each of these actions except combining take one turn.
Copy memory: Fills 1 empty memory cell from a different character's memories. There are 3 different kinds of memories, happy ones, sad ones, and violent ones. Fayther can copy either a short term memory or a long term memory. Short term memories are based on what happened to that entity last turn and long term memories are based on that character's backstory, if any. She can only harness a long term memory every 3 turns. For short term, I'll look at the last post to determine which memory Fayther gets.
Combine memories: There are a couple recipes Fayther can use.
Happy + violent = prideful memory
Happy + sad = sorrowsong memory
Sad + violent = gloomy memory
prideful + sorrowsong + gloomy = Rainbow memory (she'll probably never get this one)
Apply memory: expends a memory to apply an effect to an entity. These are very powerful because they take 2 or more turns to use.
Happy - Heal an entity for 45,000
Sad - Reduces the damage the entity takes by 65% until the end of the next turn, up to a maximum of 60,000 damage reduction
Violent - Triples the damage of the entity's next attack
Prideful - Doubles the damage of the entity's next attack and causes it to be healed for twice the damage dealt
Sorrowsong - Reduces the damage the entity takes until the end of the next turn by 50% (up to 50,000) and causes it to be healed for 50% of the damage it took at the end of the turn (up to 50,000).
Gloomy - Debuffs the target of the entity's next attack, meaning for the next 3 turns, it will heal the target it attacks by 20,000.
Rainbow - Applies ALL of the above effects.
If these sound overpowered, remember that to apply just a happy memory, it takes 2 turns. A prideful memory takes 3 turns and a rainbow memory takes 6 turns!
Command: Copy short term memory from all of Mojang for pure happiness memories1!!!!#[email protected]$
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: open _ Total wealth = 1922$ _ Wilson's charges A: 49/50, B: 10/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)Spectra's Chestplate &&& imaginary essence &&& blaze powder = Mind's Chestplate 2/7
Imaginary essence &&& calculator &&& gold talisman = Talisman of Math 4/5
Potion of imagination OOO glowstone dust = Potion of imaginary II DONE
"I still feel a little bit awkward coming in like this. hmm... Let me try something..."
Wilson turns and disappears under water. He seems to stay underwater for an impossibly long time, over 10 minutes. Then, the water turns a multitude of colors, displaying a light show of sorts. It alternates between green, gold, red, and back again before getting speckled with colors all over it. A ring of black forms around the outside, slowly shrinking down into a point in the center. Then Wilson launches out of it and flips high into the air before landing back with a splash. He surfaces and shakes his head off.
"Heh... ah. How was that? April Fool's I suppose."
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Stop oppressing his culture!
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0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
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The folks over at Mojang have just released the first snapshot for 2015, 15w14a. This update changes how Minecraft works at a very fundamental level, completely doing away with the concept of combat and making sure that any potential violence and danger in the game has been removed. Things such as a love bar and love potions have been added, all mobs have been changed to friendly "inhabitants", and everything in the game is intent on making sure you have as much fun as possible; temples are no longer hazardous, dungeons have been replaced with cozy homes, squids fly, and boats STILL aren't fixed.
This whole thing made me think. Am I really doing the right thing, managing a forum game that promotes violence? I know it seems fun for all of you and is a nice way to pass the time, but is it ethical? Let's be real here, we're talking about a forum game where reality itself is slowly being destroyed, a conflict is being spread across multiverses, entire universes are being eaten like food, populations are being enslaved, and celestial bodies are being wrenched from orbit. All for what? To kill one guy? What did he even do to you, besides take over your computer? Why didn't you just tell your parents or a systems administrator? Maybe even that hacker 4chan guy could have done something.
Well, no more. I'm DONE with this game. After one look at Mojang's new snapshot, my eyes have been opened and I've discovered that one doesn't need violence and destruction to have a fun time in a game. I look at other games and see sickening gory landscapes. In Super Mario Bros., you squash innocent chestnut creatures flat and watch all their bones break. When you jump and break a brick, you annihilate the friendly mushroom creature that was transmogrified to become said brick. It's disgusting, wrong, and I won't support it.
Which is why, henceforth, I'm rebranding this game. No more will I follow "Destroy the Godmodder 2: Operator!" Definitely not. The goal of this game will now be to spread as much happiness and love as possible! Enter LOVE THE GODMODDER 2: LOVE HARDER!
I've carefully reviewed this game's concepts and mechanisms, and have given a lot of thought to which of them should be axed in order to ensure that this game is family-friendly, fun for all, and filled with happiness, cheerfulness, and love. After talking to some random people on the street about it and ultimately having the cops called on me, I decided on all of them. I know some of you may disagree with my stance on video games and violence right now, but you will learn to accept my views in time. Here's a list of changes.
Once again, I understand that there will be those who will cry out and say that this limits the entity "battle", their ability to RP, or that this makes no sense with regards to the plot. To the first thing I say that battles are disgusting and I have no intention of ever using the term again after this sentence. To the others I say, again, that you're going to learn to live with it. This whole thing is going to work out, you see? Happiness and love are what makes the world go round!
Have fun!
The Itinerary:
> All: Spread Happiness and gain Joy Points!
Earthstuckia:
TheLordErelye: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
insert_generic_username: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
pionoplayer: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
Netpatham: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
CobaltShade: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
Irecreeper: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
gutza1: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
TT2000: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
NinjaV2403: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
Amperz4nd: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
Crusher48: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
Talist: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
ninjatwist321: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
omglolsguy22: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
PitTheAngel: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
Pricey12345: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
crystalcat: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
K4yne: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
The_Serpent: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
Fseftr: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
ManiacMasteR: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
engie_ninja: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
5l1n65h07: [LV] Joy Points: 0.
Entity Swarm coming next turn!
Doc Scratch: [LV] Happiness: 0% IIIIIIIIII
Owl Effigy: [LV] Happiness: 0% IIIIIIIIII
Split: [LV] Happiness: 0% IIIIIIIIII
Jay_PPC: [LV] Happiness: 0% IIIIIIIIII
Acacia_PPC: [LV] Happiness: 0% IIIIIIIIII
The Streamer: [LV] Happiness: 0% IIIIIIIIII
Kid Radd: [LV] Happiness: 0% IIIIIIIIII
Epiphanic Everyman: [LV] Happiness: 0% IIIIIIIIII
Fayther: [LV] Happiness: 0% IIIIIIIIII
Probect Pinary: [LV] Happiness: 0% IIIIIIIIII
Godmodder: [LV] Happiness: 0% IIIIIIIIII
GODMODDER: Okay, what the HELL is going on here. There's love everywhere... Oh god, the clouds are shaped like hearts... (love you love you love) NO it's getting into my head nnghh must FIGHT (love love love love love) I DEMAND to talk to whoever thought this was a good idea!
GODMODDER: SERIOUSLY! I KNOW THIS WAS YOU, GREEN HOODIE! YOU WANTED TO FIGHT ME, SO HERE I (NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING ONLY LOVE SHHHHH LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE) AWSDIASGUDASDSADASFUDTASHDASFDASDASDASDASDAWFHAGWSDAGSD
GODMODDER: NO NO no. These subliminal messages are... getting to me... [email protected]#!agha no. (all love all the time) No, stop it. This game needs to be about me and ME ALONE. YOU'RE GETTING WHAT'S COMING TO YOU, SCRATCH. (MINECRAFT IS LOVE) NO NO NO NO I'M THE KING I DON'T DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE THIS (MINECRAFT) NO SHUT UP YOU GREEN B(IS)AAAAAAAAA(LIFE)ASFDAWSFAWF
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ALERT. CRITICAL ERROR 901 HAS OCCURRED IN UPDATE TERMINAL.
DETAILS OF ERROR 901: CRASH OF DESTROYTHEGODMODDER2.JAR
THIS ERROR MEANS THAT THE CORE OF DESTROY THE GODMODDER, THE SIMULATION MEANT TO KEEP THE NARRATIVE IN CHECK, HAS CRASHED COMPLETELY AND CANNOT BE RUN.
SCANNING CURRENT EVENTS TO FIND CAUSE...
CAUSE ZERO ZERO FIVE IN EFFECT: EVENT HAS OCCURRED THAT HAS OVERLOADED THE GAME SYSTEM.
PROTOCOL 001 INITIATED.
RESTARTING GAME FROM LATEST SAVE POINT...
RESTARTING...
RESTARTING...
Now that the first Progress Orb has been secured, you are 25% of the way to unlocking the Final Door. You already have the second Orb; you just need to bring it to the Living Room. Now you just need to find the other two.
Those in the Studio listen to the TV broadcasts uncertainly... You weren't aware of the government getting involved in this War.
Those in the Pit keep bridging, pleased with their progress brought on by Modpack's yelling.
Piono and Pionoplayer's descents onto the Iron Checkpoint have attracted the ire of the five figures keeping guard there.
They are accosted by CHICKEN JOCKEYS. This will not be a fair fight.
Wait a minute... What in reality is going on here? Oh no, this will not do at all... A large amount of you who should have popped up much later in this story have spontaneously arrived here! Are some form of temporal shenanigans at play here? No, it couldn't be... Unless... Ah. Of course. I should have known. Keep in mind that this did fall under one of my dark spots, and only now have I seen the light thanks to my flawless deductions.
All of you have no doubt arrived here due to an April Fool's prank gone awry. This practice was never organized in Alternia, the world I watched over. Oh, no. The only "April Fools" were the trolls killed in the massacres that would go on in the approximate time of April. But the calendars of Earth and Alternia don't exactly mesh well, so let's drop the subject.
You all are free to explore my manor for however long you will be staying here. That is, if the massive paradox you all have just caused doesn't wipe you all off the map before the end of the turn. Good luck.
Scratch's Manor:
Living Room - Players:
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 20/20.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 20/20.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 20/20.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 20/20.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 20/20.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 20/20.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Living Room - Objects of Interest:
North Door. Leads to Studio.
East Door. Leads to Hallway. Progress Orb Found.
South Door. Leads to The Pit.
West Door. Leads to Gallery. Progress Orb Secured.
Final Door. Counter: 1/4.
Staircase. Leads to Finale.
Red Chest. Opened.
Flatscreen TV. On.
DaVinci Bot. Can heal players.
Gallery - Players:
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 12/20. Equipped: SILVER BOW. Lv. 6: Angelus Custos
Fseftr: [N] HP: 16/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, UMBRELLA WARFARE. Lv. 7: War's Fair.
Gallery - Objects of Interest:
Various Paintings. Resting on Walls.
Unfinished Paintings.
Green Door. At other end of room.
Hallway - Players:
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE, ENDERDRAGON HOODIE. Lv. 6: Enderpeace.
ManiacMaster: [AG] HP: 9/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, DIAMOND CHESTPLATE, BEGGAR'S BAZOOKA, GOLD STAR. Taken: MINIGUN. Lv. 6: Hell's Heir.
Hallway - Objects of Interest:
Green Door.
Dispensers.
The Pit - Players:
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, PALUTENA'S X-BLADE, STRANGE ESCAPE PLAN, STRANGE GLOVES OF RUNNING URGENTLY. Enchantments: Feather Falling. Lv. 3: Temp Assist.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: WAR ARMOR, STRANGE LOLLICHOP. Level 3: Nether Mind.
The Pit - Objects of Interest:
The Giant Pit. Depth is assumed to be infinite. 37% Bridged.
Green Door. At other end of The Pit.
Studio - Players:
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, XMD SWORD, λΣ GUN. Taken: Pistol, Shotgun. Lv. 5: Anonymous.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: GREEN LAMP, STARRY NIGHT, STRANGE SUBMACHINE GUN, STRANGE CONSCIENTIOUS OBJECTOR. Lv. 6: Conspiring Creator.
Minor107: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: SCOPED PROJECT M, DIAMOND SWORD, IRON ARMOR. Lv. 5: Golden Pick.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, THE CROSSCIRCLE, HELL'S INSTRUMENT. Lv. 5: Mind over Matter.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: HELLSPAWN, CHAOS'S SINKER, STRANGE PHLOGISTINATOR. Lv. 6: Entropy's Entourage
Studio - Objects of Interest:
Computer and TV. Both on.
Various Instruments.
Hashmap Turntables.
Caledscratch.
Assortments of Records.
Sacred Ground - Players:
Sacred Ground - Objects of Interest:
North Door. Leads to Gauntlet.
West Door. Leads to Repository.
South Door. Leads to Forge.
East Door. Leads to Mirror Room.
Phonograph.
Forge - Players:
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 14/20. Equipped: SUFFICIENTLY LETHAL KILLSTREAK BLACK BOX, SUIT OF ARMOR. Lv. 5: Manhunter.
Forge - Objects of Interest:
Magic Cueball Viewfinder.
Orange Safe. Locked. Has letter-pad.
West Door.
Repository - Players:
Gauntlet - Players:
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 20/20. Lv. 5: Authority.
Gauntlet - Objects of Interest:
First Leg -
Disappearing Platforms.
Buzzsaws.
Iron Checkpoint.
Chicken Jockeys: [O] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x5.) Equipped: GRAVE DIGGER.
Mirror Room - Players:
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: POCKET KNIFE. Lv. 7: Nihilistic
Talist: [AG] HP: 20/20. Lv. 2: Brewer. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, AT NO EXPENSE.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 17/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, MAN'S BEST FRIEND. Lv. 2: Basic Magician
Group Inventory:
Chair / Astrolabe / 30 Gun Magazines / 11 Heart Containers / Compass / Clock / 60 Captchalogue Cards / Problem Sleuth Anthology / Sniper Rifle / 2 Shotguns / 50 Ammo Packs / Milk Jug / 10 Water Bottles / Stick of Butter / OJ Jug / The Nature of Split Personalities / First Guardians for Dummies / Pesterchum 101 / Overkill Minirail / Carnage in a Cylinder / 4 Bandages / Sextant / 4 Candy Corn / 2 Diamonds / Piece of Paper / Magic 8 Ball / Telescope / Apple Juice Jug / 3 Name Tags / 3 Desc. Tags / 3 PDAs / Golden Apple / 3 Computers / Hammer / Wand Set / Rifle / 2,724 Cobblestone / 256 Bricks / 3 Record Discs / Disc Reader / Jukebox / Rolled-Up Scroll
Escape from Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I use healing blues on the owl effigy
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x24, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United
Wilson's Shop: $120
Needed Dupes:
Ghosts of War > Fine 4/11
Gib Armageddon > Fine 4/11
Sniper Rifle AND Azure Essence 4/11
+2 to wilson
Obstacle Course: I summon a robotic arm
-Battlefield-
Nice, but not really an April Fool's joke. Let me show you something...
Red hops to his feet and point the Redstick at Blue and mutters a spell.
...What are you doing?
He flicks his wand towards the lake, sending Blue flying into it. She flails for a few seconds, before realizing what's going on and swimming back to shore.
That wasn't really an April Fool's joke either...
What the hell!?
...but it sure was amusing.
Edit: I look at the paintings, I guess
W8. What. HOW DOES THE GUY WHO IS LITERALLY NONEXISTENT GET INTO THE MANOR BUT I DON'T? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.
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Preparing attack...
I wear the METAL SLUG...
WAIT WHAT AHHHHHHH-
I proceed to go crazy and begin slashing all the walls with the ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE. I then check to see if I still have my other weapons like the CHAIRSLAYER and the like.
///WARNING CRITICAL ERROR! EXISTENCE THREATENED///
cc: oh for (REDA(C)(T)ED)'s sake! (t)he code's suddenly morphed, and i'm lu(c)ky to be gli(t)chy enough (t)o s(t)ay...
(INSANITY: 2 / 7)
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I try to make myself plot relevant in someway. I spawn in any possible location.
"Ok, what the motherGORILLA just happen? Are we redoing that gunpowder game again?"
What?
Wait WTF is going on. I spread love to the godmodder, allowing him to escape before the server goes back to normal as Doc Scratch takes back his place in the Narrative (if this is freaking real, it would be the first time that a side-plot got interrupted by another side-plot showing up at the same time.
"No. We're in Scratch's big gorilla-off manor and he's pulling out retcons to put me in this stupid manor. He's also being really terrible at omniscience."
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...wonderful. I don't like this, but it appears as though I must play along. What an April Fools joke. Oh well, at least all that reading back I did in the thread will serve me well. Hey! Give me back control! No can do, writer. I feel like exploring this mansion on my own. And at least I have another rare flash of greater Transcendence to serve me well here. Or... Twin removed the Fourth Wall? What an idea. Hmm... This was from June 7, 2014. Less than a year ago. Now to read ahead a bit, and find what to do.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
I throw TNT all over scratch's manor to get him to aggro on me so that I can successfully keep him away from the Owl Pendant.
Past Maniac: ... uhh.
Present Maniac: Yeah, it's me. Don't worry about me, just do what you were doing.
Past Maniac: ...Alright.
Present Maniac: *Turns to present Irecreeper* WHAT THE NETHER ARE WE GOING TO DO?!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
"I've never been here! And I don't even know what caused this! One minute we're deep in trials, the next, everything becomes surronded by love, then the game breaks and we have to restart!"
I shake my head.
What?
It was caused by the current and still-current author and GM of our game completely breaking reality and dumping us in an earlier portion of his game as an April Fool's day joke. Which, by the way, it is out there. *he looks around* What, this is a doomed timeline! I don't have to keep the whole whole-of-reality-is-fiction thing a secret here! Unless we somehow manage to keep our memories intact, I don't see... Oh gorilla. Do I need to pull out a memory-erasure spell?
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
[ //- SCREW THAT =TURN TWO=
-3 / 10- ATTACK? WHAT?
I DON'T KNOW! KEEP ATTACKING EVERYTHING WE MIGHT GO FREE!
I continue ravaging the walls with my Enderdragon's Scythe.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Okay then generic, heck, I'll probably GIVE it to you on the condition that you give as many of your spare spoils as you're willing to spare to other players who don't have any. I'm kind of bored with spoils by this point anyway.
9/11 for nailtimatum
Piono growls...
Finally, I can get back at that bloody puppet.
In the brief insanity caused by however long this ADF initiated side-quest is going to be continued, Piono, who was outside of the range of all this at the time, is still at his insanely over-the-top power levels from afterwards.
He is also in possession of a level 10 void artifact, and soulbonded to it.
Scratch can't see him.
Using Rapture, piono simply launches himself up to the first floor from the basement, slams the sword into the ground, and blows the entire mansion apart as Project Nexus ships suddenly fill the sky.
I wasn't expecting to get to try my new powers out so soon...
Bring it muppet.
Welp. This is not a good sign. Eric, who was reset along with the rest of the game... oh Notch, I really hope this is just an April Fool's Day prank and doesn't affect continuity at all, if it does, Piono's just going to slaughter everything, and that'd ruin all mah precious plot points!!!
OH NOEZ!!!
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Well, I may as well stay here.
I feel bad to unleash Mega Satan so close to Holy Week!
Action 2/3
Unholy Assault: 50/50 Stored.
Ethereal Callings: 33/50
Starfall Sync: 8/50
Ellorium Katana: 6/6 Complete!
I calmly sit down in the manor on a seat if available and read a book. I guess "And Then There Were None" is a bit wierd considering the circumstances, bit it'll have to do.
Sword Damage: 180K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...