Due to an April Fools joke, all attacks are converted into love and nothing happens this round. Except for the vehicle making it through with no damage because damage was removed.
Black Ring && Ink of Squid Pro Quo = Squid's Ring (9/11)
Cursed Flames && Warded Alienis Jar && Nightmare Fuel = Eldritch Flames (3/6)
Abyssal Inferno 11/50
+1 to Amp x2.
I raise the Crimson Twig. Whilst this would ordinarily be utilized for the creation of absurd amounts of destruction, I think I can create some form of defense in the pure, unadulterated entropy. I raise the staff of living wood into the air slightly, muttering to myself. This muttering is quite obviously a series of incantations to prevent instant corruption via the Red Dragon. I slash the Crimson Twig through the air. Large amounts of dark gray energy sweep across the area, centered on the initial slash. Entropic power leeches away the fabric of reality, generating large amounts of energy. And, by energy, I mean fuel for the blasts, of course. The entropic waves begin to head towards the most readily available target. The Owl Effigy. However, I am not going to permit them to cause any forms of destruction whatsoever. To the Effigy, that is. The waves of entropy are set into a lock around the Owl Effigy, constantly circling it, in an unending attempt to cause destruction prevented by my will alone. They form a maelstrom of chaotic energies, forever circling the Owl Effigy, or at least until Scratch sees it fit to shatter them with his immense power. I continue to stare into the walls of entropy, unsatisfied by the potency of the barrier. The crimson gem atop the Crimson Twig glows in a rather sinister manner. Explosions rocket throughout the Void, forcing all beings within a fifty meter range of the Effigy back. Chaotic blasts of pure Perditio serve to obfuscate the Owl Effigy from the sight of all who are not omniscipotent. Sadly, this parameter is Scratch-inclusive, but that will certainly stop it from being harmed by any other entities. The entropic barrier continues to grow in mass, surging about the Effigy with enough energy to crush an exoplanet around half the size of Earth to dust. Under normal circumstances, this would generate some form of horbynyx, but I seriously doubt this will occur, seeing as the barrier is bound to the Crimson Twig. Luckily. The chaotic blasts continue to rage about the Owl Effigy, growing stronger by the moment. I observe the barrier, checking for any form of imperfection in the unordered mass of cosmic fascism. Cosmic fascism. Hah. The barrier pulsates occasionally in entropic bursts of destruction, annihilating anything that attempts to get within a mile of the Effigy with the pure, unadulterated power of the Red Dragon. I lower the Crimson Twig, and de-equip it.
I begin a new charge. Scarlet Infinity 1/25.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Oh, dear. I wonder where those shields will land. I hope they don't change the course of history by interfering with World War I... (hint, hint!)
Also, my God, Pricey. Can't you get one thing through your skull like I did? You only have the power to interact with the storyline in your own way! Not CONTROL the thing! I tried the same with the Godmodder, and look where that got me!
Action 1/3
Unholy Assault: 50/50 Stored.
Ethereal Callings: 32/50
Starfall Sync: 7/50
Ellorium Katana: 5/6
I give Epiphanic Everyman a copy of The Herring Files (Volume Three). He now has the ability to dual-wield revolvers (and combat knives to boot), has military history (training, benefits, and rifle included), and look sure as hell badass (read: put on a red hoodie, blue jeans, and some sweet shades)!
Um... meh, twin's not going to let me do it (Remember me trying to give the nether spire to amp?) If so, I'd be happy to. I have in my head that the emerald nova will have/has had a very complicated and convoluted journey across the multiverse and will continue to as of its appearance in the tvtropes session.
Actually Twin has stated that there'll be one last giant Spoil trade thing, so you'd be able to do it then. Just saying.
Bow && Botulinum Toxin && Tamil Code Chart = Tamil Bowtox (7/7) YES.
Bow && ISO Basic Latin Abecedarium and Diacritics && Reality Majyyks = Arcum Os (8/11)
Bow && Uuo¹¹⁸⁺ (aq) && Devanagari Code Chart = Deva's Dissolver (11/11) YWEYAWYWAYAS
> Split Action
I give Split a computer simulation of the Green Sun getting assimilated into the Red Sun and the Red Sun doubling in size. This increases his red sun affinity.
> Owl Action
I shield the Owl Effigy with the entirety of Jupiter-7, the TTS Universe version of Jupiter that is infested with Windows 7 sent by Microsoft Shingen.
> Vehicle Action
I tape some magical gems to the backup protective ward and add a couple ingots of thaumium into the mix, increasing its shielding.
Lothya moves the Miniature Red Sun right next to Split in preparation for this. Eventually, the lack of gamma rays causes the star to collapse upon itself. It contracts to a small size, greatly increasing its core temperature and pressure. Lothyra and Bender then don sunglasses. Suddenly, all of the matter in the core is fused in a couple of seconds. Results are predictable. The explosion of energy is so great that not even a black hole is left behind as a remnant. The energy of the explosion is the funneled into Split, greatly increasing his affinity. Lothyra destroys the time dilator and the Sliding Scale of Celestial Body Density. The Stellar Life Cycle Recreation Project is now complete.
Wow. That was... big.
Yep.
==Obstacle Course==
Antimatter is too volatile... but maybe plasma will work.
Lothyra then Origin Wands up a plasma turret, attaches it to the vehicle, and hooks it up to all the power generating devices. It works by sucking up air, heating it into plasma, and then firing it out in a bolt at hypersonic speeds.
> It'd probably be a good idea to slowly move to a platform instead of the silk if you're going to have to fight the cave spiders if you're not already. Need that mobility.
Pit starts throwing Red Paint Cans at the Red Sun. Nothing happens, but what did you expect from throwing Paint at the Sun? Pit then decides to use the Paint on Split's Affinity Bar instead of the Sun, and it works because the Bar isn't a Sun.
I preview Vis Relay && Diamond Shard && Thaumium Housing.
I also preview LANC Rifle && Starship Weapon Housing (LANC rifles use a precise and directed burst of a strong telekinetic effect to basically punch an instant hole in its target. From the same original canon as Ea.)
I summon up a massive swarm of shielding nanobots and send them over to the Owl Effigy. Git along!
I also make some coffee-using the pure undiluted fury of the Red Sun! I give it to Split to drink, raising his affinity.
I then summon up a set of solidified magic shields and set them floating around the vehicle using my temporary Origin Wands.
+2 to Generic.
The last scar. This poor knife will not work now! You require something closer, something closer. A well, a well lined with sharp obsidian. You leap down, and bleed, and drown. Luckily, the fact that this is mainly flavor text ensures you revive almost instantly.
Seven is the number of scars that will never heal.
*You have gained 1 Weeping Scar- new total 7.*
35/49
13/25
I inspect the Brine || Magic English Eye combo I am attempting to make.
I temporarily teleport Split...Somewhere. In this location, he finds nothing other than white marble walls, white marble ceiling, white marble floor, a white marble pedestal, and a completely ruby statue, a foot tall and chibi, of Leaf. From Pokemon FR/LG. He gets the inexplicably powerful urge to poke it in the eyes. He does so. The Chibi-Leaf Statue promptly retaliates with a hyper-powerful Red Sun laser from the eyes that takes up most of the room. Naturally he's immune to Red Sun lasers so this does nothing except raise Affinity. The Statue then teleports him away, because no way in heck was I giving him anything even remotely implied to be related to the Chibi-Serena Statue in all of it's broken glory, as that would be dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb and dumb. I'd trust no-one with that level of power. Or even something remotely implied to be related to that level of power.
I use my (non-challenge) Origin Wands to create a massive wall of Urinals around the Owl Effigy. Not satisfied, I then summon a massive wall of Toilets to go with it. Still unsatisfied, I then summon a massive wall of Showers. Nope, that won't do either, so I summon a massive wall of bathtubs. Still unsatisfied, I summon a massive wall of Sinks. Naturally, this works, because it's everything, including the sink(s). I then reinforce the whole wall with Iron and Diamond plating.
As for the Eye challenge...I immediately begin attaching emergency breaks to our vehicle, in case we need to immediately stop for any reason, like what happened with the hill...But this thing is so ridiculous it'll take a while to make it properly work. (1/2) I then use a Name Tag to officially call this vehicle the Abomination, which does nothing productive to the challenge whatsoever.
I add another swarm of nanobots, this one repairing the Owl Effigy. However, it consumes itself to do so, so it doesn't become a shield and clutter up the post.
I rip a hole in space to the Red Sun and magically attach it to the circlet left on Split from my last affinity attempt, raising Split's affinity until the hole closes, because it wasn't charged enough to become a permanent affinity-raiser.
I add on yet another set of wheels- we really need movement on this vehicle.
+2 to Generic.
Seven and Seven and Seven. This is the number. You are the number.
Seven is the number of candles. Seven the chains that weigh your mind. Seven the scars that will never heal. Seven the stains that mark your soul.
Seven candles to light the way to the name. Seven the false saints that christened them.
*An occurrence! Your seeking Mr. Eaten's Name Quality is now 8 - Stained, Scarred, Chained!*
36/49
14/25
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I push Split closer to the Red Sun, raising his affinity
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x24, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United
Wilson's Shop: $120
Needed Dupes:
Ghosts of War > Fine 3/11
Gib Armageddon > Fine 3/11
Sniper Rifle AND Azure Essence 3/11
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
4/4/2014
Posts:
159
Location:
{NOT FOUND}
Minecraft:
Amperzand
Xbox:
Nope.
PSN:
Nope.
Member Details
My nuclear-powered hydraulic robot-suit of awesome proceeds to HUG EVERYTHING.
EV. ER. Y. TH. ING.
Stuff charges!
+1 to Erelye!
+1 to Engie!
Manufactory Anachron, having been temporarily returned to full functionality by sheer narrative force, loads most of its remaining loaded missiles with chemical warheads. Not chlorine gas, or Agent Orange, or some other thing, or that nasty stuff the Imperium uses to burn planets, but with the strongest known aphrodisiac {That can wear off, like, ever, that is} in the multiverse. Then it fires all of them at everything, The Battlefield, all the craazy stuff going on in the void, EVERYTHING GETS LOVE POTION!
I utilize the Origin Wands granted to me briefly by the challenge of the Eye to generate what appears to be more armor plating for the vehicle.
I alchemize Wood Ash && Nether Powder && Liquid Black Sorrow (1/???).
Afterwards, I, in the spirit of the newest update to Minecraft, decide to blather off on some sort of exceedingly prolix exposition regarding the true meaning of love. Hah.
Elven romance is a very complex subject, even more so than troll romance. The four quadrants are a mere sliver of the complexities of elven romantic novels. There are five quintuplets of elven romance, connected to two other terms, descriptors, if you will. Perhaps it will be difficult to understand these concepts. That certainly will not impede my telling. Hah.
The most common quintuplet is, of course, the least important, even using the most generic name. Ambiguoic relationships are usually not referred to as relationships whatsoever. They are the total lack of them. These relationships are ridiculously common. They are ambiguous, so to speak.
Now, off to the more complex things.
Amimic relationships fall underneath the category of positive emotions. They are specifically what one would refer to both as human romance, and matespritships. They are, in the essentials, one of the two reproductive quintuplets of the spectrum. These relationships usually last longer periods of time than most of the others, as they do not (usually) involve violence. An amimic relationship is one of the most positive on the spectrum.
However, with every good thing comes the very opposite. Dissihainish relationships are expressions of the deepest hatred, the most violent on the negative end of the spectrum. They are commonly referred to by trolls as kismesissitudes. These also hold a vital role in the reproductive system, being the second reproductive quintuplet. This type of relationship is quite ironic, as one is refraining from slaying the other, and vice versa. This is what makes it love in the first place. A good dissihainish relationship should also last a somewhat long period of time.
We have seen both ends of the horizontal side of the spectrum, with ambiguoic relationships being in the direct center. The next one is one of the most vital relationships. It is also quiet an odd one, as the position it takes upon the spectrum varies, changing roles as it goes. I suppose you could cut it in half, but that would take away some of the famed complexity of the system.
Amo-Ateuric relations occur anywhere on the spectrum, save the very ends, as well as the direct center. They are referred to as both moirallegiances and auspisticism. Amo-Ateuric relationships can vary in mood, from mediator to what humans describe as a 'best friend'. These relationships, as aforementioned, are the most important, as they are the ones keeping the sanity, well-being, and moods of the elven race as a whole intact. Therefore, they are usually positive, but may be more on the negative end of the spectrum if they act as mediators between two rivals.
At this point, things get even more befuddling.
Each relationship is on the horizontal end of the spectrum, right? That statement alone implies there is a vertical end. This transforms the spectrum into something much more diverse, allowing a variety of combinations to be made, based on preference. Relationships that are more devocatific are more likely to continue along for longer periods of time. These are at both ends of the vertical spectrum. However, on the sides nearer to the ambiguoic end tend to last for shorter amounts of time, or are even obamouric, or unrequited relationships. Most elves wish to have very devocatific are much more likely to succeed. However, the devocatific ends could refer to anything, even a profession, or inanimate thing/place, however literal or otherwise (though such things are usually discouraged, and are generally idiotic). Everybody may not be the same gender, but it does not matter. I shall refrain from getting into excessive amounts of detail in the following section.
Elf reproduction, or "to tube/go tubing", as it is commonly referred to, is a delicate system. After the initial process is completed, (No detail shall be put into that, unfortunately) you are left with pure genetic material. These two puddles of material are then mixed naturally within the elf at hand, or poured into a Fusion Bulb, usually along with the twin genetic material of other couples. A Fusion Bulb is a giant plant native to subterranean Vetas. Then, the material slowly merges and morphs together into a slurry of possible generations, and finally separate into individual amounts. At this point, the genetic material must be placed into a Fusion Bulb. Next, the material slowly incubates, mixing with microscopic catalysts within the Bulb. This process can take anywhere from three to seven hundred loä. Finally, the Bulb unravels, and out come a large amount of what shall be described here as eggs, though they are more alike to cocoons. In time, after being heated by the warmth of the Bulb, (1-2 loä) an elf sprouts out of each individual egg/cocoon. This process completely eliminates any form of reproduction with the human race in any form whatsoever.
The exposition manifests, and creates an unusually effective shield of words around the Owl Effigy. Hah.
>XSTANTHEMANX: Continue to fight in as defensive a manner as possible. Attempt to heal self, if needed.
I utilize the Illumination to view an active Nether Portal of any state whatsoever, and attempt to discern how one might reflect its spectra with the convenite at hand.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Due to an April Fools joke, all attacks are converted into love and nothing happens this round. Except for the vehicle making it through with no damage because damage was removed.
Hazel Wand: IIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 50%
Black Ring && Ink of Squid Pro Quo = Squid's Ring (9/11)
Cursed Flames && Warded Alienis Jar && Nightmare Fuel = Eldritch Flames (3/6)
Abyssal Inferno 11/50
+1 to Amp x2.
I raise the Crimson Twig. Whilst this would ordinarily be utilized for the creation of absurd amounts of destruction, I think I can create some form of defense in the pure, unadulterated entropy. I raise the staff of living wood into the air slightly, muttering to myself. This muttering is quite obviously a series of incantations to prevent instant corruption via the Red Dragon. I slash the Crimson Twig through the air. Large amounts of dark gray energy sweep across the area, centered on the initial slash. Entropic power leeches away the fabric of reality, generating large amounts of energy. And, by energy, I mean fuel for the blasts, of course. The entropic waves begin to head towards the most readily available target. The Owl Effigy. However, I am not going to permit them to cause any forms of destruction whatsoever. To the Effigy, that is. The waves of entropy are set into a lock around the Owl Effigy, constantly circling it, in an unending attempt to cause destruction prevented by my will alone. They form a maelstrom of chaotic energies, forever circling the Owl Effigy, or at least until Scratch sees it fit to shatter them with his immense power. I continue to stare into the walls of entropy, unsatisfied by the potency of the barrier. The crimson gem atop the Crimson Twig glows in a rather sinister manner. Explosions rocket throughout the Void, forcing all beings within a fifty meter range of the Effigy back. Chaotic blasts of pure Perditio serve to obfuscate the Owl Effigy from the sight of all who are not omniscipotent. Sadly, this parameter is Scratch-inclusive, but that will certainly stop it from being harmed by any other entities. The entropic barrier continues to grow in mass, surging about the Effigy with enough energy to crush an exoplanet around half the size of Earth to dust. Under normal circumstances, this would generate some form of horbynyx, but I seriously doubt this will occur, seeing as the barrier is bound to the Crimson Twig. Luckily. The chaotic blasts continue to rage about the Owl Effigy, growing stronger by the moment. I observe the barrier, checking for any form of imperfection in the unordered mass of cosmic fascism. Cosmic fascism. Hah. The barrier pulsates occasionally in entropic bursts of destruction, annihilating anything that attempts to get within a mile of the Effigy with the pure, unadulterated power of the Red Dragon. I lower the Crimson Twig, and de-equip it.
I begin a new charge. Scarlet Infinity 1/25.
Oh, dear. I wonder where those shields will land. I hope they don't change the course of history by interfering with World War I... (hint, hint!)
Also, my God, Pricey. Can't you get one thing through your skull like I did? You only have the power to interact with the storyline in your own way! Not CONTROL the thing! I tried the same with the Godmodder, and look where that got me!
Action 1/3
Unholy Assault: 50/50 Stored.
Ethereal Callings: 32/50
Starfall Sync: 7/50
Ellorium Katana: 5/6
I give Epiphanic Everyman a copy of The Herring Files (Volume Three). He now has the ability to dual-wield revolvers (and combat knives to boot), has military history (training, benefits, and rifle included), and look sure as hell badass (read: put on a red hoodie, blue jeans, and some sweet shades)!
Everyman: ABSORB!
Sword Damage: 180K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Actually Twin has stated that there'll be one last giant Spoil trade thing, so you'd be able to do it then. Just saying.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
> Alchemies
Bow && Botulinum Toxin && Tamil Code Chart = Tamil Bowtox (7/7) YES.
Bow && ISO Basic Latin Abecedarium and Diacritics && Reality Majyyks = Arcum Os (8/11)
Bow && Uuo¹¹⁸⁺ (aq) && Devanagari Code Chart = Deva's Dissolver (11/11) YWEYAWYWAYAS
> Split Action
I give Split a computer simulation of the Green Sun getting assimilated into the Red Sun and the Red Sun doubling in size. This increases his red sun affinity.
> Owl Action
I shield the Owl Effigy with the entirety of Jupiter-7, the TTS Universe version of Jupiter that is infested with Windows 7 sent by Microsoft Shingen.
> Vehicle Action
I tape some magical gems to the backup protective ward and add a couple ingots of thaumium into the mix, increasing its shielding.
+2 to to Generic.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 4/9
Wilson Money: $2
Krasnikov Tube Express: 15/20
The Dicestaction: 2/50
Elemental Decad: 8/11
New Dawn: 5/?
Orb of Light & Smash Ball: 2/11
==Actions==
Oh wait. I forgot to complete...
THE STELLAR LIFE CYCLE RECREATION PROJECT!
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Post I
I steal every heart from "snapshot" 15w14 and use them to raise Split's Red Sun affinity.
I then shield the 0wl Effigey with a wall of solid dihydrogen monoxide.
Potion of Honey Complete!
Gateway Psiisuit 7/9
SCP-121-DTG 4/6
Torch && Wand
Doge 29/30Red Droid 4/10
Beardger 19/207/14 Atlanta Meatshield
I add a TIN FOIL HAT DISPENSER, so that anyone can save thesmelves from April Fools brainwashing!
-----
No JokeUBER: 6 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPHAvatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):
Anthem: 15/50 [+2’d by Irecreeper and Talist]
> It'd probably be a good idea to slowly move to a platform instead of the silk if you're going to have to fight the cave spiders if you're not already. Need that mobility.
Pit starts throwing Red Paint Cans at the Red Sun. Nothing happens, but what did you expect from throwing Paint at the Sun? Pit then decides to use the Paint on Split's Affinity Bar instead of the Sun, and it works because the Bar isn't a Sun.
Maniac: I get some SPEAKER TURRETS! These shoot really loud sound. I put it on the vehicle.
Midna: A crowd of random people appear and surround the Owl.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I attach a giant padlock to the vehicle, which locks all its components on so that they don't fall off.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Turn 2/3
Mage's Intelaugmentor 8/8 COMPLETE
Guardmetal 5/11
Crystal Mover 5/6
Supercomputer && Concentrated Thaumic Magic 1/?
I preview Vis Relay && Diamond Shard && Thaumium Housing.
I also preview LANC Rifle && Starship Weapon Housing (LANC rifles use a precise and directed burst of a strong telekinetic effect to basically punch an instant hole in its target. From the same original canon as Ea.)
I summon up a massive swarm of shielding nanobots and send them over to the Owl Effigy. Git along!
I also make some coffee-using the pure undiluted fury of the Red Sun! I give it to Split to drink, raising his affinity.
I then summon up a set of solidified magic shields and set them floating around the vehicle using my temporary Origin Wands.
+2 to Generic.
The last scar. This poor knife will not work now! You require something closer, something closer. A well, a well lined with sharp obsidian. You leap down, and bleed, and drown. Luckily, the fact that this is mainly flavor text ensures you revive almost instantly.
Seven is the number of scars that will never heal.
*You have gained 1 Weeping Scar- new total 7.*
35/49
13/25
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
LOLOSMOS: 777/777
I SUMMIN DA MOST OP REGOLAWR SUMMIN EVAH.
LOLOSMOS [SUPERBOSS] HP: 9999999999999999999999999/99999999999999999999999999
ILLUMIMATI: 666/888
I PERMA-KILL EVERYONE. THE END. :3
Psych. April Fools. Everyone takes major vague damage that can't be avoided in any way possible >:D
this message is brought to you by PARANOiA. PS: Don't do April Fools jokes or this happens again.
Unknown Entity: 38/50
Unknown Entity: 38/40
> XSTANTHEMANX: Examine Surroundings.
I'll be making my great escape now!
Post II
>AGGRESS
I hand the Everyman some Swedish Fish, raising his Nutririon and Creativity.
Gateway Psiisuit 8/9
SCP-121-DTG 5/6
Torch && Wand 2/X
Doge 29/30Red Droid 5/10
Beardger 19/20Man...I wish I could continue my practical joke today, but there's no one to use it on!
Anyways, controlling the command-thing:
>Agress against any and all enemies, use defensive fighting style
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Act 1! +2 to Generic!
Drive: Big Gamble (10/50) (Generic's Dice rolls will take the lowest 3 values and add +1 to them) (Generic'd x6)
Drive: Doorrior (13/50) (When I attack an entity, I now have 10% Dodge chance against that entity.)
The Selfless (7/25) (Healing the Owl Effigy.)
Brine || Gatekeeper's Scythe = The Gate-Knocker (Level 10: 11/11) Win!
Door-Launching Device || Video Projector && Desk Lamp && TV Remote && Arcane Emerald && Lazorgator's Glasses = Helix Door-Launching Device (Level 10: 8/11)
Reality Majjyks && Vault 13 Canteen = Realitybending Canteen (Level 10: 8/11)
Brine || Magic English Eye = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
I inspect the Brine || Magic English Eye combo I am attempting to make.
I temporarily teleport Split...Somewhere. In this location, he finds nothing other than white marble walls, white marble ceiling, white marble floor, a white marble pedestal, and a completely ruby statue, a foot tall and chibi, of Leaf. From Pokemon FR/LG. He gets the inexplicably powerful urge to poke it in the eyes. He does so. The Chibi-Leaf Statue promptly retaliates with a hyper-powerful Red Sun laser from the eyes that takes up most of the room. Naturally he's immune to Red Sun lasers so this does nothing except raise Affinity. The Statue then teleports him away, because no way in heck was I giving him anything even remotely implied to be related to the Chibi-Serena Statue in all of it's broken glory, as that would be dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb and dumb. I'd trust no-one with that level of power. Or even something remotely implied to be related to that level of power.
I use my (non-challenge) Origin Wands to create a massive wall of Urinals around the Owl Effigy. Not satisfied, I then summon a massive wall of Toilets to go with it. Still unsatisfied, I then summon a massive wall of Showers. Nope, that won't do either, so I summon a massive wall of bathtubs. Still unsatisfied, I summon a massive wall of Sinks. Naturally, this works, because it's everything, including the sink(s). I then reinforce the whole wall with Iron and Diamond plating.
As for the Eye challenge...I immediately begin attaching emergency breaks to our vehicle, in case we need to immediately stop for any reason, like what happened with the hill...But this thing is so ridiculous it'll take a while to make it properly work. (1/2) I then use a Name Tag to officially call this vehicle the Abomination, which does nothing productive to the challenge whatsoever.
Turn 3/3
Guardmetal 6/11
Crystal Mover 6/6 COMPLETE
Supercomputer && Concentrated Thaumic Magic 2/?
Large Crystal && Essence of Magic 1/?
I add another swarm of nanobots, this one repairing the Owl Effigy. However, it consumes itself to do so, so it doesn't become a shield and clutter up the post.
I rip a hole in space to the Red Sun and magically attach it to the circlet left on Split from my last affinity attempt, raising Split's affinity until the hole closes, because it wasn't charged enough to become a permanent affinity-raiser.
I add on yet another set of wheels- we really need movement on this vehicle.
+2 to Generic.
Seven and Seven and Seven. This is the number. You are the number.
Seven is the number of candles. Seven the chains that weigh your mind. Seven the scars that will never heal. Seven the stains that mark your soul.
Seven candles to light the way to the name. Seven the false saints that christened them.
*An occurrence! Your seeking Mr. Eaten's Name Quality is now 8 - Stained, Scarred, Chained!*
36/49
14/25
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I push Split closer to the Red Sun, raising his affinity
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x24, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United
Wilson's Shop: $120
Needed Dupes:
Ghosts of War > Fine 3/11
Gib Armageddon > Fine 3/11
Sniper Rifle AND Azure Essence 3/11
+2 to wilson
Obstacle Course: I summon a flotation device
My nuclear-powered hydraulic robot-suit of awesome proceeds to HUG EVERYTHING.
EV. ER. Y. TH. ING.
Stuff charges!
+1 to Erelye!
+1 to Engie!
Manufactory Anachron, having been temporarily returned to full functionality by sheer narrative force, loads most of its remaining loaded missiles with chemical warheads. Not chlorine gas, or Agent Orange, or some other thing, or that nasty stuff the Imperium uses to burn planets, but with the strongest known aphrodisiac {That can wear off, like, ever, that is} in the multiverse. Then it fires all of them at everything, The Battlefield, all the craazy stuff going on in the void, EVERYTHING GETS LOVE POTION!
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Hazel Wand: IIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 50%
Black Ring && Ink of Squid Pro Quo = Squid's Ring (10/11)
Cursed Flames && Warded Alienis Jar && Nightmare Fuel = Eldritch Flames (4/6)
Abyssal Inferno 13/50 (Amp'd)
Scarlet Infinity 2/25
+1 to Amp x2.
I utilize the Origin Wands granted to me briefly by the challenge of the Eye to generate what appears to be more armor plating for the vehicle.
I alchemize Wood Ash && Nether Powder && Liquid Black Sorrow (1/???).
Afterwards, I, in the spirit of the newest update to Minecraft, decide to blather off on some sort of exceedingly prolix exposition regarding the true meaning of love. Hah.
Elven romance is a very complex subject, even more so than troll romance. The four quadrants are a mere sliver of the complexities of elven romantic novels. There are five quintuplets of elven romance, connected to two other terms, descriptors, if you will. Perhaps it will be difficult to understand these concepts. That certainly will not impede my telling. Hah.
The most common quintuplet is, of course, the least important, even using the most generic name. Ambiguoic relationships are usually not referred to as relationships whatsoever. They are the total lack of them. These relationships are ridiculously common. They are ambiguous, so to speak.
Now, off to the more complex things.
Amimic relationships fall underneath the category of positive emotions. They are specifically what one would refer to both as human romance, and matespritships. They are, in the essentials, one of the two reproductive quintuplets of the spectrum. These relationships usually last longer periods of time than most of the others, as they do not (usually) involve violence. An amimic relationship is one of the most positive on the spectrum.
However, with every good thing comes the very opposite. Dissihainish relationships are expressions of the deepest hatred, the most violent on the negative end of the spectrum. They are commonly referred to by trolls as kismesissitudes. These also hold a vital role in the reproductive system, being the second reproductive quintuplet. This type of relationship is quite ironic, as one is refraining from slaying the other, and vice versa. This is what makes it love in the first place. A good dissihainish relationship should also last a somewhat long period of time.
We have seen both ends of the horizontal side of the spectrum, with ambiguoic relationships being in the direct center. The next one is one of the most vital relationships. It is also quiet an odd one, as the position it takes upon the spectrum varies, changing roles as it goes. I suppose you could cut it in half, but that would take away some of the famed complexity of the system.
Amo-Ateuric relations occur anywhere on the spectrum, save the very ends, as well as the direct center. They are referred to as both moirallegiances and auspisticism. Amo-Ateuric relationships can vary in mood, from mediator to what humans describe as a 'best friend'. These relationships, as aforementioned, are the most important, as they are the ones keeping the sanity, well-being, and moods of the elven race as a whole intact. Therefore, they are usually positive, but may be more on the negative end of the spectrum if they act as mediators between two rivals.
At this point, things get even more befuddling.
Each relationship is on the horizontal end of the spectrum, right? That statement alone implies there is a vertical end. This transforms the spectrum into something much more diverse, allowing a variety of combinations to be made, based on preference. Relationships that are more devocatific are more likely to continue along for longer periods of time. These are at both ends of the vertical spectrum. However, on the sides nearer to the ambiguoic end tend to last for shorter amounts of time, or are even obamouric, or unrequited relationships. Most elves wish to have very devocatific are much more likely to succeed. However, the devocatific ends could refer to anything, even a profession, or inanimate thing/place, however literal or otherwise (though such things are usually discouraged, and are generally idiotic). Everybody may not be the same gender, but it does not matter. I shall refrain from getting into excessive amounts of detail in the following section.
Elf reproduction, or "to tube/go tubing", as it is commonly referred to, is a delicate system. After the initial process is completed, (No detail shall be put into that, unfortunately) you are left with pure genetic material. These two puddles of material are then mixed naturally within the elf at hand, or poured into a Fusion Bulb, usually along with the twin genetic material of other couples. A Fusion Bulb is a giant plant native to subterranean Vetas. Then, the material slowly merges and morphs together into a slurry of possible generations, and finally separate into individual amounts. At this point, the genetic material must be placed into a Fusion Bulb. Next, the material slowly incubates, mixing with microscopic catalysts within the Bulb. This process can take anywhere from three to seven hundred loä. Finally, the Bulb unravels, and out come a large amount of what shall be described here as eggs, though they are more alike to cocoons. In time, after being heated by the warmth of the Bulb, (1-2 loä) an elf sprouts out of each individual egg/cocoon. This process completely eliminates any form of reproduction with the human race in any form whatsoever.
The exposition manifests, and creates an unusually effective shield of words around the Owl Effigy. Hah.
>XSTANTHEMANX: Continue to fight in as defensive a manner as possible. Attempt to heal self, if needed.
I utilize the Illumination to view an active Nether Portal of any state whatsoever, and attempt to discern how one might reflect its spectra with the convenite at hand.