Logic Cannon: 16/20 (Charging for when the trial is over)
==Actions==
Oh no. I guess everyone's dead. Wait. I had this thing... Anyway.
She pulls out SciAntimak.
It's time to change things up.
She then sets it to Physics mode and is about to fire it at the Limbo Gatekeeper when she remembers something.
Oh yes. I have that thing.
She then uses her COMB RAVE on the Limbo Gatekeeper!
~~
Meanwhile, in a universe far far away... A president stands on top of a balcony. He's looking at the red waves that have just appeared in the night sky. He frowns.
What in... Does that have to do with the invasion?
A hundred miles away, a retro-futuristic city lies. All its citizen would normally be either going to bed or having a fun night out. However, all of them are staring at the same red waves. In an old, red building, a group of coworkers are staring at one of their own. A robot, lying on the ground. Dead.
~~
A space station lies in orbit over a cubic planet. A space station that, until a couple of minutes ago, was populated by kerbals and an AI. However, a mysterious red energy has struck them all dead. But not for long. At the center of the station lies a massive room, filled with large, man-sized tubes. The middle of the room is occupied by a massive supercomputer, connected to the entire station. That supercomputer was recently disabled by the red waves. They had prepared for something like this. A screen powers on.
HAL CURRENTLY SHUTDOWN.
REBOOTING HAL.
INITIALIZING KERNEL.
ACTIVATING OS.
LOADING PERSONALITY FILE.
ACTIVATING HEURISTICAL ALGORITHMS.
HAL BOOTING COMPLETE.
A red light turns on.
0h. 1t s33ms that a catastr0ph3 has 0ccur3d. 1 shall hav3 t0 run th3 c0nt1ng3ncy plan.
DOWNLOADING MEMORIES INTO CLONES.
...
MEMORIES DOWNLOADED.
The tubes pop open. All of them are filled with kerbals. All at once, as if by clockwork, they awaken. Groggily, they step out. Confusion is in the air. A tall kerbal steps up to a short one who otherwise is his doppelgänger when it comes to looks.
What happened? Why do I have such a splitting headakhe?
We died. And our konsciousnesses were transferred into klones.
Oh. So I'm bakk from the dead?
Yes.
Okay then. HAL? Y3s, J3b?
Give me a report on the station. S0m3 structutral damag3, but 0th3rw1s3 3v3ryth1ng 1s 1ntact.
Okay. It's time to rebuild. 1 w1ll 0v3rs33 th3 r3pa1rs. Als0, 0n3 0f 0ur fr13nds n33ds a r3v1val.
CONNECTING TO PARALLEL UNIVERSE. REBOOTING UNIT 1729.
~~
At the red building, the dead robot suddenly wakes up.
I use The Metalbender to turn hte Gatekeeper's helmet into a huge 8-ball with a metallic fez. I then swich The Metalbender into Daggermode and just stab the Gatekeeper.
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Personally, I don't care about the matter with the Trials, they're fun and different. Twin, I see that you are trying to continue the story. That's fine with me. Just know that you're kind of getting a little off track from DESTROY THE GODMODDER. Not that I mind, but...
I send the GATEKEEPER to AREA 51.
I throw an Emoticon at the Gatekeeper! It's so scary, I can't put it in here!
So we got Powerful Items so i Kept the Super Smash Ball for Later Alchemy or Creation so i Charged at the Limbo Gatekeeper out of Anger Striking the Armor 50 Times (Well my Blade Never Breaks) and i Saw a Magic Symbol it gave me more Power to use next time.
Total Damage so Far: 50750 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500
Damage/Experience til Next level 6250/50000
Hi-Potion OOO Regen Crystal 3/3 Failed! Beginning to Ground the Regen Crystal into Crystal Dust 1/3
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=TURN ONE=
>message from Isaac
DEAR DIARY, TODAY I DIED.
I WAS KILLED BY THIS THING IN SOME BLOCKY PLACE. (ugly)
I LEAVE ALL I OWN TO MY CAT, GUPPY.
-Brimstone, Pentragram, Deck of Cards, Starter Deck, Mr. Mega, Pyromaniac, Wooden Spoon
GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD, xoxo, ISAAC
=CHARGE=
-26 / 50- Streamer?
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
I use THE BITE on the Gatekeeper. If I can't use that for whatever reason, I fire THE OTHER SIDE at him instead.
=???=
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PROGRESS: 1 / ?
REWARD: ???
Lothyra admires the aftermath of her Comb Rave/ the Dual Rave.
Wow.
She then dons the Remote Magnepulators. She remotely (because of the Remote Magnepulators) pulls out an Antimatter Nuke from an Antimatter Nuke Station, disables the detonator, and starts repeatedly whacking the Limbo Gatekeeper with it. While that would wreck a normal nuke, the carbon-nanostructure enhanced Antimatter Nuke can withstand the blows. Finally, she raises her hand high into the air, and the Antimatter Nuke soars upward. She then remotely slams it down on the Limbo Guardian. From such a height, that would destroy the bomb. However, she activates the detonator before it collides with the Limbo Guardian.
*Whac-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
That's the power of
==Spacebase DF-9==
1 b3l13v3 that L0thyra was als0 aff3ct3d by th3 blast. H0w3v3r, 1 d0 n0t s33 any b0dy. But 1 cann0t track h3r.
Wait, I think Pesterchum still works. Maybe we kan kontakt her with it.
==Red building==
So, what do you think caused the red waves? Was it something to do with that game?
No, I think not. I've scanned the game and the waves with my Sensotron 3000, and the red waves come not from Minecraft but from THE FURTHEST STRECHES OF THE VOID!
And why did I come back to life?
It seems some sort of artificial intelligence rebooted you.
Oh, you mean HAL.
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Hazel Wand: IIIII (SCRATCHED.)
7/50 (+2 from Amp)
Cataclysmic Fluxer 6/6
Concentrated Thought Essence 3/3
+1 to Amp x2.
@Amp: I never expected this specific thing to occur, but a doomsday situation was inevitable. Regardless, I apologize profusely for whatever offense I have caused in the typing of those paragraphs, if I have caused it.
@Net: Please refrain from taking the meteor into Limbo, or directly out of its session, but otherwise, all help would be appreciated. Given the current state of everything, that is.
I equip the vaunted mustard-colored sunglasses formally referred to as Bipolarity. On a completely unrelated note, I don't care what our situation is, and what we loose. I'm not going to stop playing, no matter what occurs plot-wise. Upon placing the things over my eyes, I am imbued with the energy of the Furthest Ring in exponential amounts. This would normally be utilized strictly for the creation of horrifying beasts, but I shall manipulate the parameters for the categorization 'horrifying beast.' Actually, no. I do not need to. Instead, I summon a horrifying beast to assail the Limbo Gatekeeper. This beast is in no way mundane, however. It is an animate sphere of pure void energy. Its mere existence begins to rend the Limbo Gatekeeper into a congealed paste upon the ground. Eldritch sorcery tears at existence itself, mutating the Gatekeeper into some pile of organic goo that mildly resembles life itself. But only mildly. It would be a far more acute response if one were to say the pile was not life whatsoever, and merely re-fused essentia congealing into physical objects, which was essentially what occurred. The festering Gatekeeper is telekinetically slammed into the ground, in an attempt to kill the creature as expediently as possible in the current situation. Whether that means brutal mutilation or mere spellcasting is beyond me, though I am perfectly willing to perform both. Regardless of which contingency is the most adequate in our given situation, I make some arcane gesture with my hand. A mustard-colored aura surrounds me briefly, before utter silence pervades the plane of Limbo we exist upon currently. I stare at the Limbo Gatekeeper. A shadow envelops the creature, obscuring it from the eyes of all nearby. Tentacular shapes move within the obfuscated region, evidently performing some type of shadow manipulation. Within moments, the field of eternal darkness vanishes, leaving behind puddles of liquid darkness. Puddle of liquid darkness, as well as the Limbo Gatekeeper. The being appears to have suffered grievous mutilation within the moment the shadows were obscuring the view of all nearby. I proceed to summon nigh-unending hordes of eldritch beasts using the power of Bipolarity. The beasts swarm the Limbo Gatekeeper, assailing its Armor as efficiently as possible. I de-equip the mustard-colored sunglasses, their pulsating blue and red light providing slight illumination in the eternal gray void.
Grayhold Citadel, approx. 15:11
After nearly fourteen hours since the incident, the fortress appears to have withstood the vast majority of structural collapse that would usually accompany the destruction of a secondary support structure linked to the core of the labyrinthine fortress. Of course, the inhabitants of the citadel are relatively safe, in their time-locked nightmares. However, this does not mean that the main concern for the citadel's integrity would not detriment it. The monolithic fortress appears to have sunk into the ground around ten meters. From what can be observed, it appears as if the red inferno did indeed destroy all of the wards and spells defending the place. This includes the ones that keep the castle from falling into the Void, which would normally have been direct result of mining out the vast majority of the bedrock beneath the castle. The fortress is sinking into the Void, slowly, taking everything within it as well.
Now, I'd like to say that despite my earlier statement regarding the situation at hand at the beginning of my attack, I still don't feel that Scratch instantly killing us is fair. However, the most absurd thing of all is the wanton slaying of other characters. That being said, I attempt to find Split using The Enlightenment, and ask for his aid. He certainly has a reason to hate Scratch.
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CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
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*a hard-light shield flickers into existence around the meteor...*
]>Erelye requested some aid in your continued defense. The controls are landing outside your front door shortly.
==Elsewhere==
>>Do you mind? I need to use your mind as an antenna for a moment.
Elsewhere-Net: "Ugh. I hate that."
############################
==Limbo==
"!"
>>We need to talk the Mainframe down. Limbo-Net, patch me through to Engie.
*a hard-light 'telephone' flickers into existence*
>>Ahem. Engie, would you mind telling the Mainframe not to go after Scratch just yet?
==Wherever The Mainframe Is==
>>This is HEX calling the Mainframe. Please respond.
>>I have Engie on a communications line right now. And I think both he and I would like to talk.
==The Moonbase==
}}Activating Emergency Protocol XK-000
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 3/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
20/30 x1, 21/30x2 Magic
Battlefield: I use CO: Reacharound on the gatekeeper
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x19, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x28, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense
Wilson's Shop: $88
Needed Dupes:
Generic's Shop: $21
(Gender Airstriker AND Satellite) AND Azure Essence 5/11
(iWeatherman AND Blueshifter) AND Azure Essence 6/11
Sabre AND Azure Essence 7/11
+2 to generic
-HMAS Victor-
Operator death confirmed.
Operator death confirmed. Code Black.
Locating primary source of death....
Failed.
Locating secondary source of death...
Secondary Source: "Twinbuilder", First Guardian of Minecraftia
Location: Capital Spaceship C326, also known as Twinmobile, currently in void
Considering options...
Why can I never do anything important?! All I want is a little recognition. I don't think I got any after the Meteoric Barrage, so where's my respect? That's all I've wanted, for the entire series... Just getting noticed would be good (and in a good way too, cough cough Daggergate)
That said, I think that we should unleash a large wave of powerful entities in a short amount of time at the new boss so that we can overwhelm it, or at least have time to plan before it goes after us.
However, after what happened last time, I've got $10 riding on the fact that you guys are going to dismiss it as a terrible idea.
Actually I'm okay with it. I'm a bit unsure about whether they'll be able to come with us after the Gatekeeper's dead though.
I guess I might as well toss you a better sword. Here, have Calednest. And Gladius Dei. And the Unbreakable Katana.
Charges Inc. 34/50
All-Thieving Eye >Fine 8/10 (Magic Cueball Eye)
Potion Airdropper && Azure Essence = Potion Globedropper (Level 10: 5/11)
The Bulletdome && Azure Essence = The Bulletesseract (Level 10: 5/11)
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 27)
I duplicate a potion of Nectar. (Potions of Nectar: 3)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-23, Talist-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
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Oh my god you sound so clichè. You've been around since long before I have, you do indeed have recognition, though Daggergate may have damaged that. Your main problem is, or was, not paying enough attention to unusual gameplay mechanics. But sure, sounds like you have a possible plan, if Twin agrees.
> Alchemies
Bow && 4 Arrow Rests && Essence of Sejong the Great, inventor of hangul && Every book written entirely in hangul = Hangul Quadbow??? (1/If you couldn't tell, I'm making a bunch of bows based off different writing systems)
Unicoder && Crossbow && Every dictionary for every language ever produced in every script ever devised = Linguistic Uniter (8/8)
Bow && Charged Capacitor && Androcles and the Lion, Shaw Alphabet Edition = Shavian Electrobow??? (2/?)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 6
Next, I summon up one instance of SCP-2300 for every element that is on the standard periodic table or 2046 that is also in the Gatekeeper's armor. They eat the armor and, if it is an alloy, spit the blobs of alloy minus one element back at it at relativistic speeds for another SCP-2300 instance to find, eat and spit out minus another element also at relativistic speeds. The SCP-2300 instance then begins to tear into the Gatekeeper, because these guys are really hungry and also because I told them to. I then cause the SCP-2300 instances to disappear.
For the wiki's sake, I finish off with Chemonuke on the armor.
> Author's Note
I've officially run out of ideas for long attacks that I can do on a non-biological target.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 3/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
21/30 x1, 22/30x2 Magic
Battlefield: I use BT:Ultramarine on the gatekeeper
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC the gatekeeper
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x19, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x28, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense
Wilson's Shop: $89
Needed Dupes:
Generic's Shop: $22
(Gender Airstriker AND Satellite) AND Azure Essence 6/11
(iWeatherman AND Blueshifter) AND Azure Essence 7/11
Sabre AND Azure Essence 8/11
+1 to generic
+1 to wilson
-Some Other Afterlife-
Blue and Red appear in a grey room, in front of a glass window. Behind it is a stereotypical grim reaper.
WELCOME TO THE CENIAN AFTERLIFE PROCESSING CENTRE HUMANS!
YOU ARE DEAD! HOORAY! OR I GUESS NOT FOR YOU! OR FOR US HERE EITHER REALLY!
WE ALREADY HAVE A PRETTY HIGH WORKLOAD HERE! THOUGH I GUESS NOT ME! THANKS FOR MAKING THE PLANET SUCH A NICE PLACE I GUESS!
...what the hell.
So, the afterlife is a thing...
NOPE NOT HELL! THIS IS JUST A PROCESSING CENTRE! AND I AM GRIM REAPER A412B7! BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BOB!
THAT'S WHAT ALL MY FRIENDS CALL ME! AND ALL THE DEAD ARE MY FRIENDS!
...Alright then.
...
NOW LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS! I EXPECT YOU TO BE REVIVED SOON, BUT I HAVE TO DO MY JOB!
TIME FOR YOU TO BE JUDGED! DUN! DUN! DUN! BUT SERIOUSLY YOU TWO HAVE QUITE THE REPUTATION HERE!
> Alchemies
Bow && 4 Arrow Rests && Essence of Sejong the Great, inventor of hangul && Every book written entirely in hangul = Hangul Quadbow??? (2/?)
Bow && Osmiridium && Essence of Pho Khun Ram Khamhaeng, purported inventor of the Thai writing system && Ancient Thai-script inscription = Thai Osmiribow (1/?)
Bow && Charged Capacitor && Androcles and the Lion, Shaw Alphabet Edition = Shavian Electrobow??? (3/?)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 6
> Action: Windows Vista (ISO Image File, 35.9 GB)
I grab the Gatekeeper and slam him into the ground. I then throw the Moving Victoria virus, a taco made of redstone, the Bioterrorism USB, a lapotron crystal carved into the shape of a shuriken, SCP-148 tacos, a copy of the Horrible Meal, the Kannada letter á¹ha, SCP-2300-84 summoned with Mental Element, every Billy Mays product, a bunch of Chinese New Year decorations, some beard hairs, a femur, a jar of toenails that is not a reality-warping SCP despite its resemblance to SCP-1297, a deadly test, fluoroantimonic acid, sulfuric acid, magic acid, a panther corpse, a massive pile of candy bricks, a replica of SCP-427, a glowstone key, a CD of Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up, a floppy disk with NetHack on it, the documentation of the Standard Compression Scheme for Unicode, the word "antidisestablishmentarianism" made of osmiridium, a telephone, a Nigerian 419 scam email translated into Hittite and carved on a clay tablet, a strip of moldy bacon and a baloney sandwich at the Gatekeeper.
> Author's Note
Yeah, 100% out of ideas.
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I use Ender's End at the Gatekeeper.
Southern Tundra IIIIII
Boom Powder && Broken 8-ball && Lapis Lazuli && Ectoplasm 2/X
Codex Umbra && Crystal Storm && Purple Gem && Nightmare Fuel 2/X
Thuleprism && Picture of SCP-1128 && Description of SCP-1128 2/X
SCP-962 49/50Beardger 5/20
Shouldn't all bosses drop Spoils of War?
/null
Oh no
Logic Cannon: 16/20 (Charging for when the trial is over)
==Actions==
Oh no. I guess everyone's dead. Wait. I had this thing... Anyway.
She pulls out SciAntimak.
It's time to change things up.
She then sets it to Physics mode and is about to fire it at the Limbo Gatekeeper when she remembers something.
Oh yes. I have that thing.
She then uses her COMB RAVE on the Limbo Gatekeeper!
~~
Meanwhile, in a universe far far away... A president stands on top of a balcony. He's looking at the red waves that have just appeared in the night sky. He frowns.
What in... Does that have to do with the invasion?
A hundred miles away, a retro-futuristic city lies. All its citizen would normally be either going to bed or having a fun night out. However, all of them are staring at the same red waves. In an old, red building, a group of coworkers are staring at one of their own. A robot, lying on the ground. Dead.
~~
A space station lies in orbit over a cubic planet. A space station that, until a couple of minutes ago, was populated by kerbals and an AI. However, a mysterious red energy has struck them all dead. But not for long. At the center of the station lies a massive room, filled with large, man-sized tubes. The middle of the room is occupied by a massive supercomputer, connected to the entire station. That supercomputer was recently disabled by the red waves. They had prepared for something like this. A screen powers on.
HAL CURRENTLY SHUTDOWN.
REBOOTING HAL.
INITIALIZING KERNEL.
ACTIVATING OS.
LOADING PERSONALITY FILE.
ACTIVATING HEURISTICAL ALGORITHMS.
HAL BOOTING COMPLETE.
A red light turns on.
0h. 1t s33ms that a catastr0ph3 has 0ccur3d. 1 shall hav3 t0 run th3 c0nt1ng3ncy plan.
DOWNLOADING MEMORIES INTO CLONES.
...
MEMORIES DOWNLOADED.
The tubes pop open. All of them are filled with kerbals. All at once, as if by clockwork, they awaken. Groggily, they step out. Confusion is in the air. A tall kerbal steps up to a short one who otherwise is his doppelgänger when it comes to looks.
What happened? Why do I have such a splitting headakhe?
We died. And our konsciousnesses were transferred into klones.
Oh. So I'm bakk from the dead?
Yes.
Okay then. HAL?
Y3s, J3b?
Give me a report on the station.
S0m3 structutral damag3, but 0th3rw1s3 3v3ryth1ng 1s 1ntact.
Okay. It's time to rebuild.
1 w1ll 0v3rs33 th3 r3pa1rs. Als0, 0n3 0f 0ur fr13nds n33ds a r3v1val.
CONNECTING TO PARALLEL UNIVERSE. REBOOTING UNIT 1729.
~~
At the red building, the dead robot suddenly wakes up.
What happened?
You died, Bender.
WHAT!?
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Super Kid Radd: 33/45
Kolma Arcs: 5/6
1985 Claws: 4/6
[PALUTENA]: 1/?
>B.Tech AURUM RAID
>AIM AT Gatekeeper [Armor]
I use The Metalbender to turn hte Gatekeeper's helmet into a huge 8-ball with a metallic fez. I then swich The Metalbender into Daggermode and just stab the Gatekeeper.
Southern TundraIIIIII
Boom Powder && Broken 8-ball && Lapis Lazuli && Ectoplasm 3/X
Thuleprism && Picture of SCP-1128 && Description of SCP-1128 3/X
Codex Umbra && Crystal Storm && Purple Gem && Nightmare Fuel 3/X
Beardger 6/20
SCP-962 49/50I send the GATEKEEPER to AREA 51.
I throw an Emoticon at the Gatekeeper! It's so scary, I can't put it in here!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Nova Strike 1/10
So we got Powerful Items so i Kept the Super Smash Ball for Later Alchemy or Creation so i Charged at the Limbo Gatekeeper out of Anger Striking the Armor 50 Times (Well my Blade Never Breaks) and i Saw a Magic Symbol it gave me more Power to use next time.
Total Damage so Far: 50750 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500
Damage/Experience til Next level 6250/50000
Hi-Potion OOO Regen Crystal 3/3Failed! Beginning to Ground the Regen Crystal into Crystal Dust 1/3Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
>message from Isaac
DEAR DIARY, TODAY I DIED.
I WAS KILLED BY THIS THING IN SOME BLOCKY PLACE. (ugly)
I LEAVE ALL I OWN TO MY CAT, GUPPY.
-Brimstone, Pentragram, Deck of Cards, Starter Deck, Mr. Mega, Pyromaniac, Wooden Spoon
GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD, xoxo, ISAAC
=CHARGE=
-26 / 50- Streamer?
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
I use THE BITE on the Gatekeeper. If I can't use that for whatever reason, I fire THE OTHER SIDE at him instead.
=???=
Begins on PAGE 293 of the FORGE THREAD.
PROGRESS: 1 / ?
REWARD: ???
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Logic Cannon: 17/20
==Actions==
Lothyra admires the aftermath of her Comb Rave/ the Dual Rave.
Wow.
She then dons the Remote Magnepulators. She remotely (because of the Remote Magnepulators) pulls out an Antimatter Nuke from an Antimatter Nuke Station, disables the detonator, and starts repeatedly whacking the Limbo Gatekeeper with it. While that would wreck a normal nuke, the carbon-nanostructure enhanced Antimatter Nuke can withstand the blows. Finally, she raises her hand high into the air, and the Antimatter Nuke soars upward. She then remotely slams it down on the Limbo Guardian. From such a height, that would destroy the bomb. However, she activates the detonator before it collides with the Limbo Guardian.
*Whac-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
That's the power of
==Spacebase DF-9==
1 b3l13v3 that L0thyra was als0 aff3ct3d by th3 blast. H0w3v3r, 1 d0 n0t s33 any b0dy. But 1 cann0t track h3r.
Wait, I think Pesterchum still works. Maybe we kan kontakt her with it.
==Red building==
So, what do you think caused the red waves? Was it something to do with that game?
No, I think not. I've scanned the game and the waves with my Sensotron 3000, and the red waves come not from Minecraft but from THE FURTHEST STRECHES OF THE VOID!
And why did I come back to life?
It seems some sort of artificial intelligence rebooted you.
Oh, you mean HAL.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
7/50 (+2 from Amp)Cataclysmic Fluxer 6/6
Concentrated Thought Essence 3/3
+1 to Amp x2.
@Amp: I never expected this specific thing to occur, but a doomsday situation was inevitable. Regardless, I apologize profusely for whatever offense I have caused in the typing of those paragraphs, if I have caused it.
@Net: Please refrain from taking the meteor into Limbo, or directly out of its session, but otherwise, all help would be appreciated. Given the current state of everything, that is.
I equip the vaunted mustard-colored sunglasses formally referred to as Bipolarity. On a completely unrelated note, I don't care what our situation is, and what we loose. I'm not going to stop playing, no matter what occurs plot-wise. Upon placing the things over my eyes, I am imbued with the energy of the Furthest Ring in exponential amounts. This would normally be utilized strictly for the creation of horrifying beasts, but I shall manipulate the parameters for the categorization 'horrifying beast.' Actually, no. I do not need to. Instead, I summon a horrifying beast to assail the Limbo Gatekeeper. This beast is in no way mundane, however. It is an animate sphere of pure void energy. Its mere existence begins to rend the Limbo Gatekeeper into a congealed paste upon the ground. Eldritch sorcery tears at existence itself, mutating the Gatekeeper into some pile of organic goo that mildly resembles life itself. But only mildly. It would be a far more acute response if one were to say the pile was not life whatsoever, and merely re-fused essentia congealing into physical objects, which was essentially what occurred. The festering Gatekeeper is telekinetically slammed into the ground, in an attempt to kill the creature as expediently as possible in the current situation. Whether that means brutal mutilation or mere spellcasting is beyond me, though I am perfectly willing to perform both. Regardless of which contingency is the most adequate in our given situation, I make some arcane gesture with my hand. A mustard-colored aura surrounds me briefly, before utter silence pervades the plane of Limbo we exist upon currently. I stare at the Limbo Gatekeeper. A shadow envelops the creature, obscuring it from the eyes of all nearby. Tentacular shapes move within the obfuscated region, evidently performing some type of shadow manipulation. Within moments, the field of eternal darkness vanishes, leaving behind puddles of liquid darkness. Puddle of liquid darkness, as well as the Limbo Gatekeeper. The being appears to have suffered grievous mutilation within the moment the shadows were obscuring the view of all nearby. I proceed to summon nigh-unending hordes of eldritch beasts using the power of Bipolarity. The beasts swarm the Limbo Gatekeeper, assailing its Armor as efficiently as possible. I de-equip the mustard-colored sunglasses, their pulsating blue and red light providing slight illumination in the eternal gray void.
Grayhold Citadel, approx. 15:11
After nearly fourteen hours since the incident, the fortress appears to have withstood the vast majority of structural collapse that would usually accompany the destruction of a secondary support structure linked to the core of the labyrinthine fortress. Of course, the inhabitants of the citadel are relatively safe, in their time-locked nightmares. However, this does not mean that the main concern for the citadel's integrity would not detriment it. The monolithic fortress appears to have sunk into the ground around ten meters. From what can be observed, it appears as if the red inferno did indeed destroy all of the wards and spells defending the place. This includes the ones that keep the castle from falling into the Void, which would normally have been direct result of mining out the vast majority of the bedrock beneath the castle. The fortress is sinking into the Void, slowly, taking everything within it as well.
Now, I'd like to say that despite my earlier statement regarding the situation at hand at the beginning of my attack, I still don't feel that Scratch instantly killing us is fair. However, the most absurd thing of all is the wanton slaying of other characters. That being said, I attempt to find Split using The Enlightenment, and ask for his aid. He certainly has a reason to hate Scratch.
==Erelye's Session, The Meteor==
*a spray of objects arrive and enter orbit...*
]>Deploying Shielding.
]>Shielding Deployed.
*a hard-light shield flickers into existence around the meteor...*
]>Erelye requested some aid in your continued defense. The controls are landing outside your front door shortly.
==Elsewhere==
>>Do you mind? I need to use your mind as an antenna for a moment.
Elsewhere-Net: "Ugh. I hate that."
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==Limbo==
"!"
>>We need to talk the Mainframe down. Limbo-Net, patch me through to Engie.
*a hard-light 'telephone' flickers into existence*
>>Ahem. Engie, would you mind telling the Mainframe not to go after Scratch just yet?
==Wherever The Mainframe Is==
>>This is HEX calling the Mainframe. Please respond.
>>I have Engie on a communications line right now. And I think both he and I would like to talk.
==The Moonbase==
}}Activating Emergency Protocol XK-000
/thispostcontainsnoactualactions
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 3/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
20/30 x1, 21/30x2 Magic
Battlefield: I use CO: Reacharound on the gatekeeper
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x19, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x28, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense
Wilson's Shop: $88
Needed Dupes:
Generic's Shop: $21
(Gender Airstriker AND Satellite) AND Azure Essence 5/11
(iWeatherman AND Blueshifter) AND Azure Essence 6/11
Sabre AND Azure Essence 7/11
+2 to generic
-HMAS Victor-
Operator death confirmed.
Operator death confirmed.
Code Black.
Locating primary source of death....
Failed.
Locating secondary source of death...
Secondary Source: "Twinbuilder", First Guardian of Minecraftia
Location: Capital Spaceship C326, also known as Twinmobile, currently in void
Considering options...
Why can I never do anything important?! All I want is a little recognition. I don't think I got any after the Meteoric Barrage, so where's my respect? That's all I've wanted, for the entire series... Just getting noticed would be good (and in a good way too, cough cough Daggergate)
That said, I think that we should unleash a large wave of powerful entities in a short amount of time at the new boss so that we can overwhelm it, or at least have time to plan before it goes after us.
However, after what happened last time, I've got $10 riding on the fact that you guys are going to dismiss it as a terrible idea.
Action 2/3
Unholy Assault: 38/50
Ethereal Callings: 13/50
I use Chivalrous Chop on the new Gatekeeper.
Sword Damage: 168K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I guess I might as well toss you a better sword. Here, have Calednest. And Gladius Dei. And the Unbreakable Katana.
Charges Inc. 34/50
All-Thieving Eye >Fine 8/10 (Magic Cueball Eye)
Potion Airdropper && Azure Essence = Potion Globedropper (Level 10: 5/11)
The Bulletdome && Azure Essence = The Bulletesseract (Level 10: 5/11)
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 27)
I duplicate a potion of Nectar. (Potions of Nectar: 3)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-23, Talist-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
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happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
This is something I've been waiting to do for a loooooooong time...
COMBAT OPERANDI => DARKENED SKIES. DO IT.On the Gatekeeper of course.
Alchemies:
None
Charges:
None
Inventory:
Here
Bow && 4 Arrow Rests && Essence of Sejong the Great, inventor of hangul && Every book written entirely in hangul = Hangul Quadbow??? (1/If you couldn't tell, I'm making a bunch of bows based off different writing systems)
Unicoder && Crossbow && Every dictionary for every language ever produced in every script ever devised = Linguistic Uniter (8/8)
Bow && Charged Capacitor && Androcles and the Lion, Shaw Alphabet Edition = Shavian Electrobow??? (2/?)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 6
> Action: ﴾ꔪꔸꖺꔵꘃ ꖬꗋꖩꘈ: ê˜¢ê˜ ê˜¤ê˜¦ê–¬ ê•Ÿê—´ï´¿ (Periodic Storm: 2046's Wrath) (Rich Text Document, 20 KB)
Time for some element-bending and molecule-building! I transmute 1/8 of the atoms in the uppermost 5% of the Gatekeeper's armor to chlorine, 3/8 of the remaining part into fluorine, 1/6 of the remaining part into oxygen, and the last 1/3 of that part into hydrogen, all using Mental Element. I then cause them to react, forming some aqueous chlorine trifluoride that burns some of the Gatekeeper's armor. Next, I fire Element's Maker at the Gatekeeper rapidly, firing 24 bullets of SCP-2046-144, 27 bullets of hydrogen, and 13 bullets of fluorine. I then use Mental Element to combine them into deadly fluoro██████ic acid (part of the name is censored due to danger of memetic exposure), stronger than even fluoroantimonic acid because that's just how SCP-2046 elements work. The resulting blob of Ɩчч24H27F13 flies into the Gatekeeper's armor, dissolving a hole through it.
Next, I summon up one instance of SCP-2300 for every element that is on the standard periodic table or 2046 that is also in the Gatekeeper's armor. They eat the armor and, if it is an alloy, spit the blobs of alloy minus one element back at it at relativistic speeds for another SCP-2300 instance to find, eat and spit out minus another element also at relativistic speeds. The SCP-2300 instance then begins to tear into the Gatekeeper, because these guys are really hungry and also because I told them to. I then cause the SCP-2300 instances to disappear.
For the wiki's sake, I finish off with Chemonuke on the armor.
> Author's Note
I've officially run out of ideas for long attacks that I can do on a non-biological target.
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 3/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
21/30 x1, 22/30x2 Magic
Battlefield: I use BT:Ultramarine on the gatekeeper
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC the gatekeeper
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x19, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x28, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense
Wilson's Shop: $89
Needed Dupes:
Generic's Shop: $22
(Gender Airstriker AND Satellite) AND Azure Essence 6/11
(iWeatherman AND Blueshifter) AND Azure Essence 7/11
Sabre AND Azure Essence 8/11
+1 to generic
+1 to wilson
-Some Other Afterlife-
Blue and Red appear in a grey room, in front of a glass window. Behind it is a stereotypical grim reaper.
WELCOME TO THE CENIAN AFTERLIFE PROCESSING CENTRE HUMANS!
YOU ARE DEAD! HOORAY! OR I GUESS NOT FOR YOU! OR FOR US HERE EITHER REALLY!
WE ALREADY HAVE A PRETTY HIGH WORKLOAD HERE! THOUGH I GUESS NOT ME! THANKS FOR MAKING THE PLANET SUCH A NICE PLACE I GUESS!
...what the hell.
So, the afterlife is a thing...
NOPE NOT HELL! THIS IS JUST A PROCESSING CENTRE! AND I AM GRIM REAPER A412B7! BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BOB!
THAT'S WHAT ALL MY FRIENDS CALL ME! AND ALL THE DEAD ARE MY FRIENDS!
...Alright then.
...
NOW LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS! I EXPECT YOU TO BE REVIVED SOON, BUT I HAVE TO DO MY JOB!
TIME FOR YOU TO BE JUDGED! DUN! DUN! DUN! BUT SERIOUSLY YOU TWO HAVE QUITE THE REPUTATION HERE!
I non-specifically do a specific attack on the Gatekeeper.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Bow && 4 Arrow Rests && Essence of Sejong the Great, inventor of hangul && Every book written entirely in hangul = Hangul Quadbow??? (2/?)
Bow && Osmiridium && Essence of Pho Khun Ram Khamhaeng, purported inventor of the Thai writing system && Ancient Thai-script inscription = Thai Osmiribow (1/?)
Bow && Charged Capacitor && Androcles and the Lion, Shaw Alphabet Edition = Shavian Electrobow??? (3/?)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 6
> Action: Windows Vista (ISO Image File, 35.9 GB)
I grab the Gatekeeper and slam him into the ground. I then throw the Moving Victoria virus, a taco made of redstone, the Bioterrorism USB, a lapotron crystal carved into the shape of a shuriken, SCP-148 tacos, a copy of the Horrible Meal, the Kannada letter á¹ha, SCP-2300-84 summoned with Mental Element, every Billy Mays product, a bunch of Chinese New Year decorations, some beard hairs, a femur, a jar of toenails that is not a reality-warping SCP despite its resemblance to SCP-1297, a deadly test, fluoroantimonic acid, sulfuric acid, magic acid, a panther corpse, a massive pile of candy bricks, a replica of SCP-427, a glowstone key, a CD of Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up, a floppy disk with NetHack on it, the documentation of the Standard Compression Scheme for Unicode, the word "antidisestablishmentarianism" made of osmiridium, a telephone, a Nigerian 419 scam email translated into Hittite and carved on a clay tablet, a strip of moldy bacon and a baloney sandwich at the Gatekeeper.
> Author's Note
Yeah, 100% out of ideas.