Fine. To stop everyone from hating my guts, I'll withdraw the offer for the Dagger. I hope you're happy.
Also, if anyone else wants it, that's fine with me. Your price, including free.
Man, I thought you were the bad guy for a second, but the way people ganged up on you was pretty ridiculous.
And I thought I could gain some glory points in peoples' books by leading the charge against the Godmodder with my newfound charge rate.
Man, who's side am I on...
Well, I'm just an old glory seeker.
You can get plenty of glory by not leading the charge. You fought here! You'll always have that special place in my heart for trying to help to get my wine back.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
And leading the charge against the Godmodder with my increased charge rate. The healing Godmodder was a bit of a game extender, and requiring him to kill off his entities fulfills my superior motive of denying the Godmodder a good army.
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He doesn't NEED an army. He could easily crush whatever you throw at him, regardless of its charge time, and its power. War is not glorious. Charges are essentially meaningless at this point, as well, with one possible exception (Talist's).
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I don't know how he thought that would hurt the Godmodder, but I don't like witch hunts.
Since my Vord-Eating spider isn't doing anything because there's no Vord, I send it off to get some sacred items!
Then, I use BATTLE TECHNIQUE => DEMONIC SLICE on... whoever isn't dead yet, I guess.
And leading the charge against the Godmodder with my increased charge rate. The healing Godmodder was a bit of a game extender, and requiring him to kill off his entities fulfills my superior motive of denying the Godmodder a good army.
Increased charge rate in exchange for not ever dying? Seriously. We'd have to do ALL 125 DAMAGE in a SINGLE TURN. And since that is pretty much impossible.
*sigh*
You are not "my fellow AG" anymore. Not to me, at least.
I will keep this at Daggergate from now on. Or TRY to.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Huzzah, piono has failed to climb the Raptureladder.
Anyways, I just sit back and decide to creepily follow the Godmodder through space and time with the Trifected Ringwear.
I then get a message on Pesterchum telling me I have an order. I'm a bit confused at first, then remember the joke shop I opened a while back. I accept the order and begin making some things.
I contemplate the fact that I was appearifying the Ancestral Gunpowder in the past, and was summarily attempting to avoid the plot hole of a pile of gunpowder somehow going unnoticed, what with its legendary status, after piono dropped it. I then contemplate how a wave of bullets went unnoticed in the moment after piono's death, given that we'd all have been looking at him. If the Ancestral Gunpowder has still managed to not recorrect itself into my inventory, I just steal it from an alternate timeline, along with an alternate Ancestral Eye.
Potion Airdropper && Azure Essence 1/??
The Bulletdome && Azure Essence 1/??
Charges Inc. 22/50
All-Thieving Eye >Fine 4/10 (Magic Cueball Eye)
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 12)
You end up following the Godmoder, who yells at you for stalking him!
The wall of bullets was invisible, and could only be seen when you were viewing it by appearification. The Gunpowder then flew away, and no one thought to chase after it since it landed in a gaping chasm.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
17/20 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I use BT:Ultramarine on the ice colossus, I also use the gender spacestriker on the battlefield
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x28, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense
Wilson's Shop: $88
Needed Dupes:
(Gender Airstriker AND Satellite) AND Azure Essence 2/11
(iWeatherman AND Blueshifter) AND Azure Essence 3/11
Sabre AND Azure Essence 4/11
>3 More Foot Holders! You can never have too many footholders, until you get the maximum of 18.4 quintillion, upon which all of them die.
>Also board one to get damage immunity because that's what flying does now
>Don't ask
The Foot Holders die because of the Curse of Repetitiveness™!
I Creation Pen a portal to the Preston Cole, because something that awesome does not get to go vanished. However, only AG and N-aligned people can enter or stay as a condition of not being teleported into the Void. Preston Cole crew, of course, have somewhat of an exemption.
==The Moon==
I enter the Moonbase and 'somehow' ((Probability manipulation)) avoid detection by EVERYTHING excluding engie and the Unremarkable Man. Of course, their reactions to me, or indeed any evidence of my presence, are similarly affected by the improbability field preventing notice of me.
The manifestation of Purple suddenly finds itself no longer under Binary's control, as I apply a field preventing the transmission of signals from Binary and simultaneously launch a wipe of Binary from Purple's systems, which is of course backed up by the improbability field.
The Unremarkable Man is similarly retrieved by a time-displaced version of myself, as part of the preplanned actions (i.e. accounted for in the improbability field).
I attempt to exit assuming this is successful, once again backed up by the improbability field, strong illusion, and I leave something derived from a certain SCP in the cells, which convinces any viewing intelligence (that is, if you aren't me or HEX), that they are engiedrone and The Unremarkable Man, and acting normally. They are 'affected' by the improbability field preventing our being noticed, and contain very detailed thaumic and hardware-only sensors.
It's immobile at this point, and serves no purpose.
Since you didn't specify what the certain SCP is and I have no way of knowing, the entire illusion fails right as you are about to leave! All the guards and Project Binary notice, and within 1.09 seconds, thousands of railguns are pointed directly at you! In addition, you find you are trapped inside an invisible sphere that the three of you cannot pass through!
A large amount of guards form a circle around you. One of them speaks. "Well, well, well. Looks like we've got a third. Round 'em up, boys. That is, assuming they're co-operative."
Charges: 20/50 + 33/50, +2 to Fseftr because why not.
Ah... finally... Here we go again. Honestly, destroying entities is what I live for here. Now, Fseftr has given Wilson a total of +24 while I was gone. However, this poses a problem because Twin told me to not summon my final, ubertronic entity until trail 5. So, I'll summon something a little simplier just to use up the charge. (Really, this thing is essentially finger painting when compared to the Impressionist Muralism that is my final entity). However, let me dig out CogWynd's stats first to base this off of...
Winded: 105% - Command: Wild Slash the Malace and Redwalker.
*snip*
So, I summon my new entity. I've had this idea for a long time actually. Pick a card, any card. I summon the Enchanted Deck. Its rather like the Blank Book, but with cards instead.
HP: 200,000/200,000
I have on my desk a normal deck of all 52 cards plus a joker. How this will work is any player can say that they bind a free card in the deck to a certain effect once per post. However, it must be advantageous to the Enchanted Deck and not super over/under powered. At the end of each of my posts, I'll draw a card and that effect will take place. Afterwards, that card goes into a discard pile. The Deck cannot attack and takes 75% less damage if it has less than 5 cards. If it has more than 20 cards, then attacks against it can destroy older cards. It starts with only one card bound, the Ace of Spades. I'll bind another myself this turn. I bind the Three of Diamonds to a triple blast effect.
Card List:
- Ace of Spades: Indestructible. When this card is drawn, reshuffle the discard pile back into the deck and draw another card.
- Three of Diamonds: Deals 7,500 damage to 3 targets when drawn
Discard pile: None
Hopefully that makes sense. Basically, people can come up with ideas for attacks that get added into the rotation.
I melt some of the Ice Colossus by pointing out that Spring is coming.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 154$ _ Wilson's charges A: 49/50, B: 23/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Items: Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 8$), Angler Knife x1 (lvl 4 weapon, 5$), Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (6$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x8 (6$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (5$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (3$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (2$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -) <|> Splash extended Potion of Flares x2 (6$, lvl 3, burning cuts) <|> Potion of Water Armor x2 (lvl1, armor while in water) <|> potion of moonlight x3 (lvl 1, regen) <|> Potion of Fortune x3 (lvl 1, more ores) <|> Potion of Crimson x3 (lvl 1, bleed) <|> Potion of HellSun x3 (lvl 1, Powers of the Nether) <|> Potion of Fear x3 (lvl1, fear)
Potion of fear OOO fermented Spider eye = ??? 1/2
Potion of Moonlight O0O Potion of Hellsun = ??? 1/3
Potion of Drowning O0O Potion of water weakness = Potion of Aquaphobia 2/3
Back in the laboratory, I'm talking to Wilson. "Have you ever looked up at the stars and wondered what they were?" They are massive spheres of light gases held together by gravity. Near the inside of them, the gases are fused together to form heavier gasses which releases a large amount of energy in the forms of heat and light. "Ah, good to know you've learned." Huh? What do you mean by that? "Ah, nothing. I'll be leaving now, but thank you for fixing up CogWynd while I was gone. Oh, and you've heard of Willow, haven't you? I've actually met her. I should tell you that story sometime." And with that, I take my leave. ... I still don't really know that much about that player but he seems to know a lot about me... strange... and creepy too..
Fixing CogWynd: 10/10 SPENT to heal CogWynd for maybe about 20,000.
Enchanted Deck added!
7,000 damage to the Ice Colossus!
Potion of Fear OOO Fermented Spider Eye = Potion of Courage (1/2)
Potion of Moonlight O0O Potion of Hellsun = Potion of Celestia (1/3)
I utilize The Enlightenment to examine the intricacies of the orchid missile on the Moonbase. Such as possible methods of deactivation, or merely annihilation from within a cell. If I cannot do this due to Binary's obfuscation, I do not use The Enlightenment.
I smash a Splash Potion of Augmentation at my feet. This will hopefully stack with the minicrit from last turn.
I draw the Thorns of Oglogoth. Channelling the power of the Outer Gods, and the Deep One in particular, I annihilate The Malice with pure Grimdark energy. Such a feat was powered with the blood of demons. Well, not really. I reveal a bottle of a dark purple liquid. Remember when I told Eric I had found the Bard of Rage? Hah. I swear, you would usually expect two dozen laceration curses and twice as many immobilization hexes to keep somebody down. Alas, I learned that I was not truly, as one of your first human presidents put it (George Washington, I believe his name was. What kind of name is that?), 'down with the clown.' It ended up not being very pretty. Seven minutes of sustained fire from the Hazel Wand is quite an achievement. He still got away, unfortunately. I've got about ten more bottles of this stuff in storage with Piono's. Awfully potent in blood magic. Anyhow, I use the corrupted blood to infuse the Thorns momentarily with the essence of paradoxes. Dark purple runes fly across the Thorns. The essence of reality degrading before our very eyes seems to be a catalyst for nightmares. If I were more powerful, or resourceful, I could probably annihilate all life in a galaxy with this much blood. This is not the case, unfortunately. As such, I resign to localized blood magic tearing things to shreds. The paradox-imbued blood having momentarily infused the Thorns with the essence of chaos, I flick each Oglogothian thorn individually. Bursts of dark purple light tear into The Malice, annihilating it in a manner akin to a doomed reality. One could say its mind was terminal. An absolutely horrid honking sound reverberates around within The Malice, giving it the Fear debuff if it survives. The honking begins to exude from The Malice in exponential quantities. Dark purple runes, clearly of some eldritch origin, begin to appear around The Malice, slowly annihilating it, bit by bit. I watch, impassively, waiting for the thing to degrade into fragments of mere code.
I would reasonably say it is inevitable that the Godmodder shall achieve the rank of Ψ. I congratulate him preemptively. While it may make our lives much more dangerous, he should still be granted some degree of respect.
The missile is a manifestation of Project Binary's will, and can only be destroyed by destroying him.
My Action: I finally get the Guardian Orbs up and running. 4 Guardian Orbs are added to the Perfect Sphere's modules. The Guardian Orbs have 20000 HP each, and can attack or heal for 4000 damage each. However, their main feature is to protect the Barriers: Damage to the Perfect Sphere's barriers is divided by the number of active Guardian Orbs plus 1 (so with all 4 up damage to the barriers is divided by 5!), and they also increase the amount of damage the outer shield absorbs each turn by 25% each, doubling its absorption power with all 4 guardian orbs active. (for all intents and purposes, the Outer Shield should regenerate fully at the end of each round).
Guardian Orbs: 20000/20000 HP x4 (improves defenses of Barriers)(increases power of Outer Shield)(weak attack or healing ability)
SCP Foundation Action: The SCP Foundation finds the Teraporter lying on the ground (I accidently hit Q just a few minutes earlier), and decides to see what would happen if they Alchemized it with Ender Explosives.
Ender Explosives || The Teraporter 1/????
Executor Action: Executor is finally able to return to action, and it uses its ultimate attack! It teleports its entire mass on top of the Godmodder, tele-fragging and crushing him at the same time! Unfortunately, Executor attacked a decoy godmodder, and its heavy mass means it cant go anywhere and is immobilized. The Perfect Sphere, seeing this as an opportunity, moves in and begins disassembling Executor to make more modules (the whole 50 post charge goes to an entity, NOT THE ATTACK!). After some work, the following modules are produced: *snip*
Total modules added/module summary:
Guardian Orbs: 20000/20000 HPx4 (reduces damage to Barriers)(improves health of perfect shield)(weak attack or healing ability)
Aureus Spawner: 50000/50000 HP (spawns 5000 units of Shapes each round)
Support Systems: 20000/20000 HPx4 (defends and heals system of choice)(can be sacrificed for high damage or healing effect)
Lightning Modules: 10000/10000 HPx8 (1000 damage each, half of damage applied as healing to Perfect Sphere modules)
Shape Types:
Orb: 0 units (2 damage per unit)
Triads: 0 units (1 damage per unit, high dodge chance)
Squares: 0 units (3 damage per unit, can only attack units that attack Perfect Sphere modules)
Radiants: 0 units (5 damage per unit, suicide attack)
PS: Can you please put seperate modules on seperate lines? One solid block of text is confusing.
Bluh. I guess you're turning this into the next UOSS, then. Guardian Orbs added! All Executor systems added!
Didn't I already say that made the Enderporter? Or am I thinking of something else...
> Alchemies
(Bow && 10 Overclocker Upgrades && 1-Tick Redstone Clock) && Deseret-Script Book of Mormon = Deseret Clockbow (2/5)
Unicoder && Crossbow && Every dictionary for every language ever produced in every script ever devised = Linguistic Uniter (4/8)
Scribe's Wands && SCP-2046 && SCP-2300 = Mental Element (10/10) YES!
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 6
> Action: Redwalker Reads Stupid and Weird Signs (Imagine this as a TTS video)
I force Redwalker to read some Stupid and Weird Signs!
Redwalker: "I am in range? In range of what?"
*I headshot Redwalker with Toxicide on polonium-294 mode, then use Chemoblast on Redwalker* Cobalt: "In range of my sudden gunfire. Hahahahahahahaha!"
Redwalker: "You are being monitored. Hahahahaha-" Just then, I bring down a computer monitor made of osmiridium onto Redwalker's head at 20,000,000 m/s.
Cobalt: "Not so funny for you now, is it? Hahahahahahahahahaha soi soi soi!"
Redwalker: "This sign has sharp edges. Do not touch the edges of this sign. What was the point of that? Oh, and it says death by SCP-409 ah-" I fire SCP-585-b on SCP-409 mode at Redwalker while doing a PLL time attack on the cube.
MENTAL ELEMENT: A heavily modified version of the Scribe's Wands that specialize in elemental powers. They can create and modify any element shown in the standard periodic table and SCP-2046, an expanded periodic table. In addition, the wands can also create effigies of each element (even the ones on -2046) and can bend them to its will in attacks.
I equip Scratch's Lament. I think it may be time to melt some sort of... Ice Colossus. As such, I summon a large amount of green plasma around the Ice Colossus. The stuff proceeds to melt the Colossus into whatever it is made of, whether it is ice, metal, flesh, or otherwise. The vibrant green plasma burns into the very existence of the Ice Colossus. This proves to be particularly problematic for the creature, as it is currently being melted by a minuscule fragment of a sun bigger than our universe, as well as that of two universes. Instead of firing a series of Green Sun-infused projectiles at the Ice Colossus, I shall merely cast a spell. Violet light envelops the Ice Colossus. When the aforementioned light fades, the creature is missing. It is currently within the surface layer of the Green Sun, and is likely suffering a horrible amount of burning, at the very least. That tends to occur when one is teleported inside of a star. Not even one twice the size of a universe. Merely a mundane star could melt one instantly. This shall probably fuse the plasma that was originally the physical body of the Ice Colossus with the star itself, an occurrence so rare as to have documented precedent. If the Ice Colossus serendipitously survives the endeavor, I teleport the being back. After doing so, I aggress the Ice Colossus with Scratch's Lament. The entity is continually bombarded by arrays of green plasma at completely random intervals. I flash-step some distance away from the Ice Colossus, before firing another blast at it. A monolithic blast of pure, unadulterated green. Tendrils of undulating green plasmic energy occasionally twitch off of the blast as it nears the Ice Colossus. The blast collides with the entity, transforming into pure destruction energy focused on bodily harm, pain, and annihilation. I replace Scratch's Lament with Fahrenheit -451. Utilizing the Freeze mode of the blade, I manipulate the frost of the Ice Colossus, assuming it has any upon or relative to its person, into a disadvantageous position. The positions all involve skewering the creature as swiftly as possible. The air around the two of us gets gradually cooler due to the influence of the blade. Arcane energy bursts from the Ice Colossus at my designation, befouling the entity with a thousand deadly pulsations of oblivion. I stab the Ice Colossus with Fahrenheit -451, and de-equip it.
I cast Maelstrombound on the Ice Colossus, for that matter.
I ask Erelye if I can borrow and/or duplicate a copy of The Enlightenment either inside or outside of Minecraftia. I then give him (the real-life version) a carefully calibrated Improbability Device. I think we can all deduce what it does, but I'll mention that it makes people unable to notice Erelye's meddling or scrying at the Moonbase or indeed at Binary...
I then sendificate the PG entities into their own specials, and sendificate the targets of those specials OUT of those specials, while they're in transit, utilizing the whole time travel thing I can do with the HALI arrays.
If my actions in the Moonbase were successful (and remember, the improbability field is active and will remain so (and continue to sustain its existence, continued function, and unnoticeability)), I teleport out to Universe 42-42i, which is set up for a Binaryproofed discussion.
==U 42-42i==
"Okay, I understand you may have been a LITTLE incensed. However, that was BLOODY STUPID. One does not launch frontal attacks on the superpower. One launches guerilla raids, especially well-covered-up ones. This was, in fact, one of those. Binary doesn't appear to have discovered it yet, at least..."
"Now, I'm going to drop you somewhere outside of Binary's influence, so you can avoid getting captured again. Do you have any preference?"
==Earth==
A complete clone of myself, that is not exhibiting Player-ness, and has been given a treatment similar to Zaphod Beeblebrox, applies to work at the Conclave. He is, of course, resistant to Binary's suggestions...But only when he needs to be. The locked part of his brain makes sure of that...
5,000 damage to Fungus-Man and Epona II!
The improbability field was shut down when your entire illusion was destroyed!
Does that mean you have two heads and three arms? Regardless, you are shot the moment you step into the Conclave. It seems that Project Binary realized that you were an exact duplicate of a Descendant and acted on instinct.
I toss Netpatham a duplicated copy of the Trifected Ringwear, allowimg him to see anything in the Trifecta that's been visited by a player.
In the near future, courts of law go super fast. The Redwalker is put on trial for murdering Epona II, and is about to be convicted, when Phoenix Wright suddenly shows up and defends it, revealing that The Malice is the true culprit! It is summarily sentenced to death.
Potion Airdropper && Azure Essence 2/??
The Bulletdome && Azure Essence 2/??
Charges Inc. 23/50
All-Thieving Eye >Fine 5/10 (Magic Cueball Eye)
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 13)
Cosmos' Tear > Fine = Hawking's Miss (Level 9: 7/10)
I have an idea...Orb of Sanity > Fine x 8 (8 fines) = ??? (Level 10: 1/11)
Let's take a look at that Crimson Flame thingy. Let's also give the Fungus-Man a nice beating with Hephaetus' Gate. Nothing like a massive door to bash people with.
You can't Fine something eight times at once!
CRIMSON FLAME: A flickering red flame that seems to echo with an eternal warmth. It looks like it's been here since the beginning of time, and yet somehow is still burning.
> Alchemies
(Bow && 10 Overclocker Upgrades && 1-Tick Redstone Clock) && Deseret-Script Book of Mormon = Deseret Clockbow (3/5)
Unicoder && Crossbow && Every dictionary for every language ever produced in every script ever devised = Linguistic Uniter (5/8)
(Bow && Bow && Bow && Bow) && Androcles and the Lion, Shaw Alphabet Edition = Shavian Quadbow? (1/?)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 6
> Assists
+2 to Tazz.
> Action: The EAS Deployment Call Center
I pull out my phone, dial the EAS Deployment Corporation and put it on speakerphone.
"Hello and thank you for calling the EAS Deployment Corporation. Your call is very important to us. To order something, dial 1. For a-" ❶ "You have selected to order. Press 1 to confirm or 2 to go back." ❶ "To order a service, press 1. To purchase a produ-" ❶ "For EAS Tones Deployment, press 1. For-" ❶ "Please wait while a call center worker gets back to you on your request." The phone begins to blare Justin Bieber music being sung by a prepubescent 10-year-old. To drown this out, I equip the Sevenalarm Armcannon and blast EAS Tones while firing at Redwalker and doing the legendary sub-10 OLL Time Attack. One and a half hours of waiting later, the call center worker picks up. "Welcome to the EAS Deployment Foundation. You wanted an order of EAS Tones Deployment?" "Yes. I would like them to be channeled directly into Redwalker's hearing systems. Redwalker is on the Battlefield in GodCraft." "It looks like your order could not be processed. I'll put you on hold with the Order Processing Difficulties station." More Justin Bieber music, so I blast more EAS Tones.
"You have reached the Order Processing Difficulties call station. Please state your difficulties." "Yes, the guy processing my order said it couldn't be processed." "We have no information on the matter. Please contact this number and tell them there is a problem with order 915562134" I dial the number he gave me and... "Welcome to the EAS Deployment Corporation Order Processing Center call station. What is the problem?" "Yes, there is a problem with order 915562134. It seems that it did not go throu-" "Let me look that up... No, there is no data for that order. I'll put you on hold." More terrible music, which I drown out with EAS Tones. Finally, someone picks up. "The data just came in. Please call the EAS Deployment Corporation's main office and ask for order 915562134. Tell them the code is 5155." "Okay, thank you." I call the EAS Deployment Corporation again. "Hello and thank you for calling the EAS Deployment Corporation. Your call is very important to us. To order something, dial 1. To hear EAS Tones, dial 2. For tech support, dial 3. To be put on hold indefinitely, dial 4. If you want to check on the state of a product order, dial 50. If you want to purchase EAS Tones Machines, dial 51. If you want to purchase EAS Tones V2 machines, dial 52." It goes on for hours. Finally... "If you want to check on an order, dial 8915523. To-" ❽❾❶❺❺❷❸ More squeaker singing Bieber. I drown this out with more EAS Tones.
"I would like to check on order 915562134, code 5155." "Yes. Your order still cannot proceed, as we do not deploy to the Battlefield at this time. Deployment to the Battlefield will begin in 5 hours." "YOU DIDN'T FREAKIN' TELL ME THAT THE FIRST TIME? SCREW YOU!" Empowered by the pure rage, I throw the phone at 0.999999999c into Redwalker. It crashes into him and sends him flying while embedding itself in Redwalker's chest. The phone somehow still works and a voice says, "We have received word that the previous statement about EAS Tones not being available is no longer true. Now deploying EAS Tones..." Suddenly, Redwalker hears ridiculously loud EAS Tones that overload its brain, causing major irreversible brain damage. "And as compensation for wasting your time, 20,000 more hours of EAS Tones will be deployed to the same target!" Redwalker immediately realizes that it cannot stop the EAS Tones and immediately destroys its entire hearing system. This does nothing to alleviate the EAS Tones, due to the fact that the EAS Tones are being projected directly into its brain.
You can't alchemize something with itself, so your new alchemy fails!
I then use the Trifected Ringwear to view Binary's chamber, because technically Piono was still the player at that point. I then go to view the chamber in the present...Of course, there is an improbability field up, and I've somehow goosed the Trifected Ringwear into letting me hear Binary's thought processes sort of.
I then decide to ditch covert ops for a moment and merely blow some things up. Like, everything of Epona II that doesn't relate to the production of chests. If I can't do that, I appearificate the chest production gear , duplicate it, and sendificate it back, slightly out of joint so that it wrecks the rest of the 'bot when it next produces a chest.
{{I somewhat doubt Net's thing'll work, given that it looks like overt godmodding to me, and honestly am not sure I actually want it to, but should it do so, here's my response.}
"It was hardly intended as an assault. It was a quiet infiltration, and then the entire military happened."
He packs his new bedrock secondary armor into a backpack, which he slings over a shoulder, then retracts the helmet and gauntlets of his low-profile armor, returning himself to an exceedingly Unremarkable youngish man in cargo pants and a raincoat. No, really, you're looking right at him and with his gear put away would still fail to single him out in a group. He is the most completely normal person you have ever seen, except of course this does not strike you as odd, because he is so very Unremarkable.
"There is to my knowledge nowhere free of Binary's influence. I suggest we set something up."}}
{Assuming that don't work, I do this instead:}
In two power-armor boosted and incredibly fast swipes of his Adminium knife the Unremarkable Man cuts the middle out of every single bar, then launches himself through the gap, rolling and raising his gun as he hits the ground on the other side, every system searching for a threat, eyes and organic brain looking for a good path.
The Battlefield, right now:
I lower my various weapons for a moment, beginning to feel my wounds, pulling bits and pieces of Vord out of gaps in my armor, and generally performing first aid on myself to avoid death when the Godmodder gets back.
All charges progress!
That one elf guy gets some more shiny +1 things!
The Anachron Biolabs, right now:
H3's voice is strange, coming from the impassive black of Amp's armor.
"I 4m afraid this ha1f of the Amp/Zand Split was far l3ss erudite than hi5 dou6le to be9in with, and at this poin7 his nervous system is he1d tog3ther with the nanitic equiv41ent of duct tap3 and zip ties. His medical nani7es eat malign4nt canc3rs for fuel, otherwi5e this body would be dead, and I would have rep1aced it for him, making him more inte11igent and b37ter capable of fighting. Therefore I will be deciding, rather than him or the Elf mi15ec gene-bu7cher."
The machinery of the vast room turns on, all at once, with a rumbling gurgle of viscous fluid and somewhat overengineered mechanics.
"And so, should the Lord-Archmage inform me of his thaumotechnics' function and his preference with regard to the reproductive overhaul of his entire species, for Engineer Lothyra is only a fifty percent majority, we can begin. All the system needs is complete integration with all components, and those few billions of bytes that comprise a genome."
It strikes you as odd that his normally heavily digitized, error ridden voice was without flaw for several sentences there.
Ilyen speaks up again, apparently unfazed by the godlike computer's estimation of his chosen profession.
"Indeed, there are thousands of such worlds. The Lord Engineer made it his business to travel them, and there he gained much of the knowledge you see used here. Not all are even digital in nature, some found their source in the books of skilled authors, or even the mere thoughts of the brilliant."
"My own home was of little enough interest, before the Corporation and the Lord Engineer came to war. I can even send you the software from whence it came, strange as it feels to watch over my home plane like a god."
Since Netpatham's thing half-worked, I don't see an adequate response for it!
I start a large charge, as to not waste the shiny +1-s I am granted so graciously every turn. 1/50.
If at all possible, I send as many guards in the Moonbase as possible into the realms of unconsciousness utilizing spells and mind powers. If I cannot knock every one unconscious, I send the ones nearest to the cells of the drone and the Unremarkable Man into unconsciousness. Yes, I am attempting this interuniversally. If I can do so from that point, I attempt to disable and/or silence any alarm systems if the guards are all unconscious. That's probably as far as I will get, assuming I can do anything at all. There is some sort of ban on interacting with Earth Prime, is there not?
@Netpatham: You can clone it, though Generic's charity has made it obsolete, safe for the fact that the Enlightenment can view anything, anywhere, at any point on the timeline. As for the situation involving real me, I shall assume you mean present me, the me on the timeline currently playing Minecraft on a meteor in the Furthest Ring, waiting for some sort of reprieve in Lord English's destruction, and not the past me who has traveled to the Battlefield (the me committing the attack below), nor my Minecraft avatar. I doubt an Improbability Device shall disable Binary's effects, but it may help, assuming this thing is not calibrated to explode upon an automated system. Thanks, assuming this is not an assassination attempt.
Kalare:
I borrow both The Enlightenment and The Braineraser from the inventory of my present self. For that matter, I liked the feeding of the afflicted's brain to the Outer Gods, but that can wait for later, I believe. I peer into the mind of the Fungus-Man; my abilities to do so likely came from my mythological role, and thusly one of the voices in my head. I escape the part of the mushroom creature's mind devoted to synaptic functions utilizing The Enlightenment. Every single one of his thoughts and decisions is at my disposal already. Theoretically speaking, I could just stop his neurons from firing, killing him in seconds, but that seems ridiculous. The advantage shall come from within the mind of the opposition. I peruse the halls of memory within the brain of the Fungus-Man, attempting to find something relative to decisions. My influence is undoubtedly within the Fungus-Man's cerebrum at this point. I examine every single one of the being's decisions to formulate a somewhat-accurate map of the Fungus-Man's battle strategy in all regards seen thus far. This strategy can be annihilated, perhaps, but I am more concerned on the destruction of the brain in its entirety. This can occur within moments. I turn the pages of the time to face the white sphere otherwise known as The Enlightenment. The power if the time sears the very thoughts of the unfortunate Fungus-Man. I, acting under the instruction of the Outer Gods, proceed to pour Nightmare Fuel on the book whilst the above attack occurs. As such, half of the mind is sent to the Outer Gods as some sort of sacrifice, and the other half, primarily the cerebrum, is annihilated entirely, already devoid of memory and decisions. I swiftly close the Braineraser. The Fungus-Man collapses to the ground, inexplicably suffering from some sort of extreme brain trauma. It is almost as if he just suddenly lost his brain. This is, of course, true in the entirety. I teleport the body of the Fungus-Man to the Outer Gods as well with a quick muttering.
Ual jois ea'oiche thara.
Upon making that statement, a shadow nearby the body of the Fungus-Man extends a shadowy tentacle around him, dragging him into a heretofore unseen abyss, which is obviously a portal to the Furthest Ring, which quickly closes. For all we know, the Outer Gods have not devoured him, and have merely made him a lesser servant. For all we know, he has amalgamated with Nrub'yiglith, or perhaps the remnants of Fluthlu. For all we know, he is merely dead.
I ask my Onyx Visink Magic 8-Ball whether or not Netpatham's Improbability Device is an assassination attempt. If it is, I vaporize the device with a quick curse.
I alchemize Concentrated Mind Essence && Concentrated Doom Essence 1/???. Perhaps it would be adequate to add the ability to view all locations in doomed timelines to The Enlightenment as well.
The Anachron:
I nod at H3's statement on my equipment.
Very well. The thaumotechnological devices are designed in a very simplistic manner. The centralized one containing the tube is designed to contain and manipulate the raw genetic slurry of several different elves to generate fertilized genetic material capable of spawning an embryo over time. This will be required for the propagation of the initial clones, transferring the aforementioned slurry we shall create into material capable of becoming what we desire in the project. Secondly, the device with the arcane-organic manipulation block projects a thankfully stabilized arcane diffusion aura when active, in case any of the elves resultant of our endeavors control large amounts of psionic power. Thirdly, the VEC-PS based energetic infuser is designed to roughly replicate the conditions of Vetas when active, so that we do not have to deal with whatever conditions and health effects might occur to the fruits of our project without a controlled climate. That is all regarding the function of my equipment. Regarding my preferences for reproduction, the reproductive systems should, if copied from the original genome, be adequate. Shall we begin?
Unless you can find some tool that will allow you to mess with the guards' minds, it doesn't work.
19,000 damage to Fungus-Man!
ASK AGAIN LATER
Concentrated Mind Essence && Concentrated Doom Essence = Concentrated Thought Essence (Level 2: 1/3)
I Finally got the Super Smash Ball Before we all Teleported and after we got Teleported my Super Smash ball is Still There and i am readying for a Powerful Combo with my Steel Diamond Katana for 10K to 25K Damage to The Malice Temporarily Raises Damage to All PGs by 1500 Damage and i Know about Fail Mage He is a AG He has 500 HP Needed to Defend him at all Costs but he has a Most Powerful Spell called EPIC FAIL which Deals over 50K Damage to a PG Entity but has a Very Low Rate of Success (10% Chance) if He Dies he will Blow himself up for 10000 Damage to the PG Attacker The Godmodder is Immune to these attacks
Total Damage so Far: 44750 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500
Damage/Experience til Next level 6250/50000
Hi-Potion OOO Regen Crystal 3/3 Super Regen Potion is Made!
Response to TB Quote Hi-Potion is a Stronger Version of Healing Potion but Weaker than Super Healing Potion
Wait... I'm confused. It would help if you didn't type in run-on sentences. What exactly are you accomplishing here? Damage to the Malice, a damage bonus to all PGs, and... you're summoning a Player?
Okay, now that I know what it is, here:
Hi-Potion OOO Regen Crystal = N/A
Typically, you shouldn't brew with stuff like ores and crystals. Try grounding the crystal into dust and using that. (You know, like Redstone Dust.)
A huge literal heat wave suddenly crashes into the battlefield, as a huge, buzzing, scaly insect comes flying out of nowhere. It's huge compound eyes gaze upon the PGs, and the beast's scales quickly shift into a brownish color with orange-hot highlights before reverting back to green again.
Insect Science:
The Dragonfly has 2 states:
Passive State:In it's passive state, the Dragonfly will calmly buzz around, spitting lava at non-AG entities. The lava deals no actual damage, but lits the target on fire. When the Dragonfly is on the Battlefield, anything killed by fire will drop an amount of Ash. The more Max Health the dead entity has, the more Ash it will drop. The Dragonfly will eat the Ash to heal itself when below max health. It will eat more ash when in Passive State than when in Active Statel. It can eat up to 3 Ash per turn in Passive State.
Active State:If an entity attacks the Dragonfly, it will enter Active State. In this state it will fiercely attack anything non-AG, and will only calm down after not getting attacked for 3 turns. It's attacks have a large chance to light entities on fire. Attacking it in this state also has a small chance to light the attacker on fire. The Dragonfly also has a 3-turn chargeup attack, Ring of Fire, that lits 3-5 entities on fire. It will also charge this attack while in Passive State, But only use it in Active State. In this state it can only eat 1 Ash per turn.
The Dragonfly is immune to fire in both states.
Beardger 1/20
8,000 damage to the Ice Colossus!
You insert Chorale for Jaspers!
BOOM POWDER: A flickering orange powder that, when interacted with in almost any way, will produce a volatile explosion. The solid form of Boom Juice, a key component in self-destruct buttons.
"Well, that ended specTACularly. Now then, let's see, battlefield statistics..."
Calculating...
Calculating...
Calcu-
Engietech army currently exceeding 2 million health.
"...Holy [REDACTED]."
"SO, HOW'D IT GO?"
"Vord got wrecked. GG no re."
"THAT'S A FUNNY WAY OF SAYING YOU GOT THOUSANDS OF PERSONNEL KILLED."
"Well, they weren't ALL personnel. The dragonfly drones, do THEY count?"
"WELL, THEY ARE SENTIENT."
"...Oh. Right."
Without another word, I use Combat Operandi: Consume, targeting Redwalker, or The Malice if the former happens to be dead.
-The Moon-
[If NETDOTHING = True]
"Peacefully? How un-fun. I would have made a point to slaughter the guards."
The sound of internal systems whirring drowns out any response for a minute.
"Also, I have a hunch about that place."
[If NETDOTHING = False, ERELYEDOTHING = True]
"Oh, cool."
The drone flash-steps out of the cell, immediately making it a point to slaughter the unconscious guards because why not.
[If NETDOTHING = False, ERELYEDOTHING = False]
"That's way too many bars to fool around with."
In response to my statement, all of the bars immediately fly outwards and away from me.
"So magnets."
Out of the depths of the Meat Factory of Zone 1 comes Pentel, also known as The Butcher. An almost unstoppable hacking and slashing force, the heads he's collected now serve as trophies on his shelf.
Pentel works kind of like a summoned Felt member from the Sacred Poolballs. He is a PG entity that will do massive damage with his attacks for five rounds. For backstory reasons he can't be killed and simply disappears after the five rounds have passed. Time to dismember!
> R. K.: Uses the pills gained from my 50 point charge up there to completely heal PG entities and overheal all PG and N players.
> Alchemies
(Bow && 10 Overclocker Upgrades && 1-Tick Redstone Clock) && Deseret-Script Book of Mormon = Deseret Clockbow (4/5)
Unicoder && Crossbow && Every dictionary for every language ever produced in every script ever devised = Linguistic Uniter (6/8)
(Bow && Bow && Bow && Bow) && Androcles and the Lion, Shaw Alphabet Edition = Shavian Quadbow? (2/?)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 6
> Action: [YTP] TASscrew Jailbreaks Redwalker's Brain
I begin to screw with the mind of Redwalker, or if he is dead I target the Ice Colossus instead. If you haven't noticed, Redwalker happens to be the one I decided to target this turn.
I begin by pulling out Sacra Geometria, which is somehow easier to manipulate than the Origin Wands for me (hey, I'm the guy whose Minecraft avatar could beat Feliks Zemdegs and Mats Valk combined at 2x2-10x10 despite using Fridrich and Reduction, I should [insert name of Proto-Indo-European deity here]-damn well be able to fingertrick my way through summoning stuff on a 3x3x3), and summon a giant golden screw with high angular velocity in such a manner that it will screw itself into Redwalker's head. This causes it to dig straight through Redwalker and allow a neurotoxin to activate in its brain.
The neurotoxin "jailbreaks" Redwalker's entire brain, allowing it to take control, similar to the way in which TASbot jailbreaked an entire SNES running a Super Game Boy running Pokémon Red simply by inputting buttons. Using this, it transfers control to a specially designed set of reflexes and ingrained memories that had already been "loaded" into the brain by the neurotoxin. The functional part of Redwalker's mind is now almost identical to the Karoshi Suicide Salaryman's, and its quest is to commit suicide. However, it must commit suicide in what it thinks is the most spectacular manner, which actually is the most embarassing thing possible: getting cherry tapped. I disguise myself as a random noob and watch as he comes up to me, while I am in the Steve-skin disguise. I immediately break out of it and put on my Glitch-Proof Armor, with the Sevenalarm Armcannon in one hand and Toxicide in the other. Seeing me, its first reflex is to run away. However, the neurotoxin has lessened the "fight or flight" reflex and replaced it with a "do the flop on sensing danger" reflex. Redwalker falls to the ground, where a small puddle of fluoroantimonic acid rests over a Teflon-coated patch of ground. The puddle of fluoroantimonic acid dissolves its face.
The final blow is the neurotoxin causing seemingly random neurons to fire, causing it to vomit, urinate and defecate in its pants while flailing around. However, the randomness is pre-generated and weighted to cause it to crawl north. It just so happens that the way I have positioned myself means Redwalker will crawl into a deep pit with fluoroantimonic acid in the bottom half of the pit! Just as Redwalker is falling into the pit, the neurotoxin immediately undoes what it did to Redwalker's brain, restoring control to its brain and allowing it to feel the fear. It leaves Redwalker with one extra piece of knowledge: there is fluoroantimonic acid at the bottom of this pit, and fluoroantimonic acid is the strongest known acid. I run up to the edge of the pit and take an elevator that is right next to the pit down. As the elevator descends, it reveals a bunch of holes going down a quarter of the depth of the pit. I begin to fire Toxicide and the Sevenalarm Armcannon at Redwalker as I descend, catching up to him and slowing down to match its speed. The elevator reaches the bottom, coinciding with the end of the holes, before reversing up. As I ascend on the elevator, I hear a splash and Redwalker screaming as the fluoroantimonic acid dissolves its entire body.
> Author's Note
I swear Erelye's wall-of-texts are rubbing off on me. Oh, and did I mention beating up Redwalker is fun?
Also, what is the High Queen's Spoil of War? Hallucinogenic Croach?
5,000 damage to the Malice!
+5,000 HP to CogWynd!
APERTURED GHOSTGLOVES: A set of gloves forged from quartz, glowstone, and the tears of ghast. Upon use, they will open up an aperture through space-time to a pocket dimension. In this new dimension, time is severely changed.
BLOOD JOKER: A red joker card that is fueled by the power of life.
Black Joker && Death Essence = Grave Joker (Level 2: 1/3)
Hmm. I may want to delay the Other Arrival to Trial V. That, coupled with Talist's superentity, will significantly decrease the difficulty of said Trial. For now, I just attack. HAL? What 1s 1t, L0thyra?
Tell Nixion that there's going to be one more holdup. 1 d0ubt h3 w1ll appr3ch1at3 that stat3m3nt.
I know. Making the proper tactical decisions is hard many times. 1 shall d0 as y0u r3q3st.
Lothyra then makes the Science Cannon target the Fungus Man by pointing out that said Fungus Man is probably using Lego Genetics. In biology, you can't just mix two genomes together and get a hybrid. You have to completely alter the entire main creature's (in this case, the "Man" part of the Fungus Man) genetic code for it to accept the traits of the other creature (the "Fungus" part of the Fungus Man). And even then, the resulting product is so different from its two "parents" that it cannot be called a type of both of them. TL;DR:
She then gathers sacred items and uses Antimatter Rip on the Redwalker (it has the lowest health, so it dies first). Bender joins in with his Futurama weapon juggling act (also against the Redwalker).
==Spacebase DF-9==
Mr. N1x0n?
Yes. What is it? 1'm afra1d th3r3's 0n3 m0re d3lay t0 aff3ct th3 0th3r Arr1val.
WHAT! YOU SAID THAT IT WAS ABOUT TO COMMENCE! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG WE'VE BEEN SITTING ON OUR AS- Ms.S1l3ntr3ad has d3c1d3d that 1n1t1at1ng th3 0th3r arr1val at th1s v3ry m0m3nt 1s n0t th3 m0st 3ff3ct1v3 tact1cal d3c1s10n. Sh3 wants t0, as humans say, "g3t th1s r1ght."
IF THERE'S ONE MORE DELAY! ONE MO- 1t s33ms y0u ar3 n0t 0f a rat10nal m1nd at th1s m0m3nt. G00dby3.
You've always secretly resented Mr. Nixon, or at least felt the closest thing a computer has for resentment. But of course, who wouldn't feel that way for such a man? All that anger, all that crazy, all the things that a President of Earth shouldn't be. You'd shake your head if you had one. Anyway, it is best not to get distracted by your synthetic substitutes for emotions. Just focus on what needs to be done.
==Anachron==
Hmm. The existance of so many code-based worlds is something I'll have to look into. Anyways,
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
18/30 x1, 19/30x2 Magic
Battlefield: I use iWeatherlord to make the sun melt the Ice Colossus
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x19, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x28, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense
Wilson's Shop: $88
Needed Dupes:
Generic's Shop: $17
(Gender Airstriker AND Satellite) AND Azure Essence 3/11
(iWeatherman AND Blueshifter) AND Azure Essence 4/11
Sabre AND Azure Essence 5/11
I receive the potions.
I decide to randomly crit a few people, and toss Splash Potions of Critmist into Fseftr, Ire, Modpack, and Xcano. I then pull out the Railteration Infinidicegun, and riddle the Fungus-Man with d8s, causing it to do a stupid dance. It then faints, and rolls down a hill, a giant Spader bursting out of its chest and mauling a bunch of PG entities that I steal luck from with my All-Seeing Eye.
Potion Airdropper && Azure Essence 3/??
The Bulletdome && Azure Essence 3/??
Charges Inc. 26/50
All-Thieving Eye >Fine 5/10 (Magic Cueball Eye)
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 29)
The next attacks of Fseftr, Irecreeper, Modpack, and Xcano will crit!
9,000 damage to Fungus-Man! 5,000 damage to the Ice Colossus!
I confuse Epona II for the very same horse that Link rides. I climb on top of Epona II and dig my spurs into its side, not actually knowing how to ride a horse. Epona II, not moving, tells me with my limited horse mounting knowledge, do spur it even harder. Nothing happens. I end up spurring Epona II so many times that it gets completely cut in half. What a horrible horse ride.
ARACHNICIDE: A double-bladed sword that possesses elemental powers of cold and heat and channels it through mystic hope energies. The weapon contains a canister of bug spray that causes all of its attacks to be effective against bug-based enemies. If only there were some of those around!
You crackle with green energy that slowly shifts to a more fitting blue color, and watch as the skies open and memes pour forth from them! The field is bombarded by memes, such as a balling cue, some MeeM medics, a copy of the Godmodder who only says "Heh.", a black gorilla, a giant "yesy" and a giant "yehek", a falling copy of Bender who only says "Hello meatbags1", a O)_(O, and to top it all off, a blank copy of the Update Terminal! All the memes swirl into it, creating the fearsome and memed Updop Termnop! It fires a single blast of meme energy at nothing, because the Redwalker is dead!
My Action: I take SCP-668 from the dead SCP Foundation agent, then use it to attack Fungus-Man, with the side effect of preventing it from attacking this round.
SCP Foundation Action: Due to excessive amounts of personnel being used in the battle, things start breaching containment. Battle Technique: Containment Breach occurs (it hits a random PG entity), and from now on 5 random SCP objects will breach containment or have something wierd happen to them that affects the battle each turn.
Perfect Sphere Action: The Perfect Sphere salvages Executor's AI modules and reprograms them to serve its interests. This allows it to recieve orders without the Bridge present, and the damage/healing bonus of having the bridge active is increased by 50%. It also gets an action each post as well, like with Executor.
Tanker A2 Action: Defensive measures are activated, blocking 1 attack against the Tanker A2 this round.
4,000 damage to Fungus-Man! Fungus-Man cannot attack this turn!
Bender ubercharges the Perfect Sphere in a helpful way. Lothyra uses First Aid on the Perfect Sphere's AR Hangars, then fires an Antimatter Nuke (from an Antimatter Nuke Station, of course) at the Redwalker (Fungus Man if dead).
Perfect Sphere Ubercharged!
> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 UNIVERSAL - FIRST AID
Posts until the Elixir is Usable again 5/5 In Review
I used a 50X Hadouken at a PG Entity and i Used a Hi-Potion at a Random AG Player for 5 HP
Total Damage so Far: 44750 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500
Damage/Experience til Next level 6250/50000
Hi-Potion OOO Regen Crystal 3/3 Super Regen Potion is in Review
Healing Potion Heals 2 HP to a Player or 1000 HP to a Entity
Hi Potion Heals 5 HP to a Player or 250 HP to a Entity
Super Potion Heals 10 HP to a Player or 5000 HP to a Entity
Elixir Fully Heals a Player and Cures Bad Aliments or Heals 25000 HP to a Entity and Cures Bad Aliments
Megalixir Fully Heals a Group of Players and Cures Bad Aliments or Heals 50000 HP (100000 HP during the Last Battles) to a Entity and Cures Bad Aliments
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
19/30 x1, 20/30x2 Magic
Battlefield: I use BT:Noah's Flood on a random PG
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x19, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x28, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense
Wilson's Shop: $88
Needed Dupes:
Generic's Shop: $19
(Gender Airstriker AND Satellite) AND Azure Essence 4/11
(iWeatherman AND Blueshifter) AND Azure Essence 5/11
Sabre AND Azure Essence 6/11
Lothyra shoots Redwalker (Fungus Man if dead) with iAntimak Carbine. Bender rocks out with Effslayer and fires Bender's Gun at Redwalker (Fungus Man if dead). Sorry the post isn't creative enough. I didn't want to get Twinja'd.
Cosmos' Tear > Fine = Hawking's Miss (Level 9: 8/10)
Orb of Sanity > Fine x 8 (8 fines) = ??? (Level 10: 2/11)
I pull out Chorus Bellum, which, for a bit of a while now, has been secretly charging with untold amounts of Piano Key energies, enough to make a normal man explode! Of course, being me wielding my Soulbound weapon, it's no problem. However, keeping it there is not in my best interests. I tap it on the ground-and a massive, utterly massive explosion occurs where I do so. HOwever, it harms no-one. Rather, all around the AGs are scattered Piano Keys, imbued with powerful Piano Key Majjyks. Without much ado, they quickly bind themselves to all the AGs, swirling around them, creating a light, but very persistent barrier that negates some small fraction of damage. All AG players now have +2 Armor, which means they will take -2 damage from any source, on top of any armor they already possess.
After that is said and done, I pull out Miscetis. Without much warning whatsoever, an untild amount of electric blenders rise from the ground, whirring fury all about, turning into a massive railgun made of the stuff! Yep! It's about six miles wide to get an idea of the size. I'm not going to be too fancy with this: I use this and fire it right into the Fungus-Man.
Wait, the "High queen" was an entity, right? ...RIGHT?
...RIGHT?
Well, I don't know what these entity's are, so I guess I'll just attack... uh... Fungus-Man? With Ragnarok, because the "High Queen" apparently isn't a very good test subject.
I sue Overlord for stealing Dave. I somehow manage to send the lawsuit in such a way that it misses him by two miles and hits Epona Mk 2 at near lethal levels.
I finish my first aid, then sprint up to Redwalker at Mach 14 and stab hir/it with the Helbringers several tens of thousands of times in a second, then flip backwards, raise one of my alchemized firearms in each of my four available arms, and open fire, spraying cataclysm across the Foe and building a pile of spent casings behind me, which I lift into the air via psykewarp, heat to several billion degrees with Naetheric flame, and throw towards Redwalker at a reasonable portion of the constant.
Chargy, plusone-to-Erelye-y good stuff.
Anachron Cloning Biolabs, right now:
"Well then, H3, hit it."
"Certainly."
A swarm of nanites flood from the ventilation system, constructing a heavy sync-shunt to Erelye's machinery, which crackles with power for an instant before sending an info-rich backpulse to the Mainframe, which in turn sends a message to the Biolabs. The cloning vats undergo a slight modification in a cloud of nanitic fog, then both they and Erelye's contribution kick into deafeningly organic high gear, building ten thousand new Vetasians, slowly and in a rush of thaumotechnical integration.
"A question for you both; what inter3st migh7 you have in nanitic infusions for your race? Currently every member of my Crew carries at around a kilogram of nanites, and those expected to enter combat ten times as much. The things break down the body's biological waste, dead skin, etcetera, for fuel, can be disabled at any time if they become an issue, and offer a wide range of benefits, such as lengthened lifespans, greater strength, resistance to any number of ailments or injuries, but som3 dislike the idea, for whatever foolish reason."
"On an unrelated note, now i5 a good time to decide whether you want to be the undisputed and absolute rulers of your species, since past a certain point instilling loyalty is unreli4ble."
@twin: I must ask, why is it so horrible that amp have the spoil in the first place? I really don't care for the thing, I was just trying to get a cool finisher on the WB-Mech and used it a few times. I don't find the spoils all that useful, and amp's been playing a long time, but hasn't gotten one. I don't see the problem with it. Also, what happened to our 6th comb rave?
@everyone worried about the 'raptureladder' as insert called it: It isn't relevant to this game anymore, and it'll take piono a long time to climb it. Those swords are powerful, and it'll take stupidly huge amounts of soul-bonding and other forms of powering up to be able to use those weapons.
view: sanctified elf tears > fine
view: sacred blob > fine
On the battlefield: I am having an alignment switch again! Since Eric's most definitely a good guy, and was the reason piono was pretending to be AG in the beginning of the thread, his return means I'm AG again, and will be AG for the rest of the game.
The republic battleship leaves, heading back to the vale where the rest of Vriska's city was, and the UNSC ships all follow it, as they want no part in the fighting to come.
Eric alights on a ridge on the edge of the battlefield and sits down. Waiting, resting.
Wilson's Shop:
There is a light rapping at Wilson's door.
Hello? Wilson?
So this is the place you were talking about...
Spoils are meant to be treasured and kept by the guy who has them. Even if you don't want to use it, you can just keep it as a trophy. Regardless, I'm planning another redistribution of spoils for the finale.
Sanctified Elf Tears > Fine = Holy Elf Tears (Level 4)
Sacred Blob > Fine = Purified Blob (Level 5)
You become AG! Republic Battleship and UNSC ships removed!
I go up to the Godmodder quite calmly, a purple-and-red dagger in my hands.
"Hey, Richard, I have something that might interest you."
I hold out the Dagger as an offering, open to inspection.
"This is what I call the Dagger of the Blood Sacrifice. Slay 150,000 HP of your own entities' worth, and you shall be rewarded with 1 health point, to you. I shall grant you this regenerative dagger, but I ask one thing of you. I gift you with health restoration only if you grant me a double charge rate every other turn until the game ends. I can negotiate, and besides, you can't afford to not accept this offer, either. So, what'll it be?"
Okay, now you've become completely and totally selfish. He's holding my wine!
It's for my own needs. I told you you wouldn't like it.
At least you're honest.
Sword Damage: 148K/250K
ninjatwist, I'm not even going to bother judging on whether or not your blade should go through. (At least, not in this post.) I'll let the players do the talking. Everyone that isn't in favor of this will have their posts marked as such, so you can see how many people you'd anger if this went through.
With that said, the Godmodder burns the Dagger into dust.
Charges: 21/50 + 34/50, +2 to Insert_Generic_Username
How did I not notice Generic's store earlier? Seems like we've got an ologoply going on now. Although, not really. Generic seems to be buying potions for charges, and Wilson is buying charges for potions. So honestly, this will actually help both Generic and Wilson. But right now at least, I want to focus on variety of potions rather than quantity.
First off, I bind the Enchanted Deck's Two of Hearts to a life drain effect.
Next, I burn Malice with a focused beam of Spring time sun.
Winded: 105% - Command: Wild Slash the Malice and Redwalker.
*snip*
Enchanted Deck
*snip*
*snip*
Potion of fear OOO fermented Spider eye = ??? DONE
Potion of Moonlight O0O Potion of Hellsun = ??? 2/3
Potion of Drowning O0O Potion of water weakness = Potion of Aquaphobia DONE
RP stuff: I had to leave for a few hours midway through writing this, so it might be outdated. But, I had too much text to just throw away, so I finished it.
Before Hank arrives: Wilson walks outside and goes to the massively broken and battered body of NinjaTwist. What a shame... Do you think I'm going to try and maul on you like the others? No... this is wrong... Such savagery... and for no good reason... sigh... its immoral and illogical. Why must we be so cruel? There was no reason for such a violent response because nobody can heal the Godmodder. If they could, don't you think he or his followers would have done so already? Have a little not-so-common common sense. ... "Why must humanity prey upon itself, like monsters of the deep?" That's something ShakeSpear said. But really, its worse than that. Guardians might kill nearby squids that defile their ancient home, but at least with guardians you can be sure you won't take a savage beat down for stepping out of line... sigh... that's really all you did wrong. You made one step out of society's line of thinking, and they backlash against it. What a sad state of affairs... And now, people might dismiss me as another over zealous, anti society preacher. But really, I doubt people will lash out at me though. I've broken a much smaller taboo than the one you did. None the less, it is lamentable that this taboo exists. sniff... My bleeding heart goes out to you, poor soul... Wilson offers the battered NinjaTwist a potion of Moonlight and bandages some of his wounds. Sigh... not that it will help much... sniff... they did too much to you... He offers a silent prayer of some description then turns to leave, stepping over his own tears gently winding through his fur and dropping onto the cold, worn torn dirt.
Laiko slowly plods back to his store, where he spends most of his time. However, he encounters the three (I'd assume) people who have come to see him. He calls out, potentially confusing some of them. um, hello? I'd assume you're Hank. Welcome to my grand, luxurious hovel... ... I'll just- just open the door and we can go inside... I need something to take my mind off of this... the world is depressing... He goes into a small tunnel beside the door and disappears. You can hear him pressing keys to enter a code, then a piston sliding open, then shut. After a few moments, Wilson opens the front door from the inside. So... now that I've retreated into my own fold of the world, what did you want to ask me exactly?
2 of Hearts binded!
6,000 damage to the Malice!
POTION OF COURAGE: A potion that, upon use, imbues the drinker with a profound sense of courage, boosting their attack power.
POTION OF AQUAPHOBIA: A potion that, upon use, will cause the user to rapidly drown and take damage while in water.
Act 3! +2 to Wilson this one time because reasons!
The Withering > Fine = Brine (Level 10: 9/11)
Cosmos' Tear > Fine = Hawking's Miss (Level 9: 9/10)
Orb of Sanity > Fine x 8 (8 fines) = ??? (Level 10: 3/11)
I calmly tell Wilson exactly why we just murdered Ninjatwist321:
*snip*
While I give Wilson this complicated reasoning behind why we just murdered Ninjatwist, I also make sure to use some Quick Draw turrets to brutally gut the Fungus-Man, from start to finish. I then fling out a Mighty Melee on the Fungus-Man as well at the end.
"Yeah, | admit, kind of sounds stupid at first glance, but having the ability to come back from the dead, and quickly at that..."
It looks like everyone is out of favor of my Blood Pact.
My fellow AGs, don't worry. It's not like I'm truly healing him, I'm just going to change the pace of this game a bit. Sprinkle in a little dosage of extra challenge.
Also, the 150K damage he will have to deal to his own entities, which means he cannot reduce our own numbers to regain health. The "Blood Sacrifice" part is in it for a reason, if I just wanted to make him heal anytime he attacked anyone, I could have just called it "Dagger of the Vampiric Curse".
Did I mention I am impervious to non-mystic attacks?
Don't you dare spam us.
Well, anyways, people are going to be launching assaults (verbal or otherwise) on us now. I want to make the game more fun for everyone!
Everyone. So how come you alone get the bonus charge rate?
We will lead the charge against the Godmodder!
Well, I appreciate the opportunity. I'll get my wine back if it kills me!
To everyone else, I'll work out all the kinks if you PM me.
Action 3/3
Unholy Assault: 36/50 Ethereal Callings: 11/50
I fortify myself and ready up for the incoming player attacks.
Sword Damage: 148K/250K
I don't think they see you as a "fellow AG" at this point. Not anymore. Healing the Godmodder is something almost impossible, and certainly can't be accomplished. And even if I DID let this go through, healing the Godmodder by 1 HP will make all the difference, and will be seen as a complete reversal of your stance as an AG. I get that you want this game to go on longer, but it's been going on for too long, and it needs to be over. Healing the Godmodder would NOT make the game more fun for everyone, since the whole point is to damage him!
And this is the final nail in the coffin for you. This shows how you pay no attention to the game. Because I EXPLICITLY told you in private conversation that you shouldn't have this charge heal the Godmodder. But hey, I guess you didn't listen. Just like you don't listen to my storypost, or my advice on how to summon armies back in the MBOA, or how the Glitch worked.
With all that said, the Godmodder goes back in time to the beginning of the turn and removes your invincibility to all non-mystic attacks. You have now died over ten times.
I point out that the Godmodder could just use the Wayback Machine to summon Doomsday, then kill it, as well as the fact that he can literally deal 150,000 damage in a single turn, ON TOP OF THE FACT that he is LITERALLY INVINCIBLE RIGHT NOW. HOW HARD DO WE HAVE TO DRILL THIS INTO YOUR HEAD. AND YOU WERE. LITERALLY TOLD. THAT THIS WOULD NOT WORK. In times like these I suppose we should quote the classics. Here's a quote from Richard, somewhat modified for our situation. "Well, I won't tolerate you! Not because I want you to ragequit! Not because he's "evil" and we're "good"! Because you have lost COMPLETE FOCUS of how this whole war is supposed to go! You're not supposed to be healing him with charged attacks! You're supposed to be helping us with these Trials, which are literally our only way of dealing damage!" "It's not supposed to be about making intricate entities, and wiping the field with alchemies, although that helps, and did help during the Invasion! It's about hurting HIM! You have lost sight of that! You're blind! And if it falls on me to pull back the curtain and bring about daybreak, then SO BE IT!"
This sums it up completely. generic, you have my thanks.
Okay, I need to check the Echelader more often. Apparently I'm Level 6 with a BUNCH OF NEW SPECIAL ATTACKS!
I use BATTLE TECHNIQUE => MELTING POINT on Ice Colossus! And, if my knowladge of Pokemon moves is correct, It's super effective!
Also if it's dead I attack whoever isn't dead.
You wield the Mental Longsword against the Ice Colossus and point its tip at the ground! The sword glows in flaming colors as it strikes the earth, causing the earth to rumble! A jagged ravine opens up at the Ice Colossus' feet, and lava from deep within the ground gushes up and creates a huge geyser, with the Colossus trapped inside! 10,000 damage!
Fine. To stop everyone from hating my guts, I'll withdraw the offer for the Dagger. I hope you're happy.
Also, if anyone else wants it, that's fine with me. Your price, including free.
Man, I thought you were the bad guy for a second, but the way people ganged up on you was pretty ridiculous.
And I thought I could gain some glory points in peoples' books by leading the charge against the Godmodder with my newfound charge rate.
Man, who's side am I on...
Well, I'm just an old glory seeker.
You can get plenty of glory by not leading the charge. You fought here! You'll always have that special place in my heart for trying to help to get my wine back.
Thanks, Oryx.
Not a problem. You took me in, after all.
Everyone is happy. Do you want to know why? At this point in the game, entities are no longer at the center stage. Getting a x2 charge rate would be next to worthless at this point. Although entities will still be around, the entity fight will no longer be as big as it was. On the same token, healing the Godmodder wouldn't appease anyone, except for the Godmodder. You created a lose-lose situation for yourself and the players. Of course people would be happy if the situation ceased to exist.
And leading the charge against the Godmodder with my increased charge rate. The healing Godmodder was a bit of a game extender, and requiring him to kill off his entities fulfills my superior motive of denying the Godmodder a good army.
1. Charges are meaningless.
2. The game doesn't need to be extended anymore than it has to.
3. What if he mind-controlled AG entities to his side and then killed them?
I don't know how he thought that would hurt the Godmodder, but I don't like witch hunts.
Since my Vord-Eating spider isn't doing anything because there's no Vord, I send it off to get some sacred items!
Then, I use BATTLE TECHNIQUE => DEMONIC SLICE on... whoever isn't dead yet, I guess.
You wield the Mental Longsword against the Malice and watch it pulse with a terrifying demonic energy! Leaving a trail of shadow, you rush the Malice and aggress it with the power of hell, tearing straight through it! True to your word, you finish with a demonic slice! 8,000 damage!
Fine. I guess no one wants me on the AG side anymore.
What the Abyss are you talking about?! You can't give up now! We still have my wine to contend to.
I guess I'll stay, just so I can help to rescue your wine.
You know, when you want to be, you can be a real pal, but when you want to be.
Thanks for what help you're trying to give.
As I said before, when you want to be...
AG side, I guess I'll be a black sheep from now on. To hell with you guys anyways. I've realized the error of my ways, but to have it crammed down my throat is ridiculous. Humans Are Bastards indeed! It's the same thing that happened when people were calling out people for misjudging the post count...
PG side, want a bottle from my private reserve?
Hey! You said you'd save that until I got my wine back, so that we don't waste my wine all at once celebrating!
Oh, yeah. Sorry about that.
Action 1/3
Unholy Assault: 36/50 Ethereal Callings: 12/50
I use Chivalrous Chop on a random entity, just to get some gears going.
A random entity? Jeez, who's side are you really on...
I'll be switching to Neutral from here. I might change in the future, but for now I'm not sure if I'm really a hero or a villain.
I guess you're an Anti-Hero, then. I mean, you're still against the Godmodder, technically, so you're a hero! An Anti-Hero, nonetheless, but for going out of your way to avenge the theft of my wine, I trust you'll stay on the bright side.
Thanks, Oryx. You can be a pal too, when you're not enslaving people.
I guess we're our only friends, then.
Not only. You have your top commanders, such as Malphas and Ruthven.
Yeah, and those guys. I could introduce you to them in the future.
One: The Improbability drives are preventing notice anyway. The SCP was me covering my bases.
Two: It's the potato salad one that makes people think it's a person.
Two and a Half: The Improbability Devices are not linked to the illusion. But I have an idea anyway.
Three:
==Moonbase, about 15 meters back from the impenetrable sphere==
((Anything not in quotes is audible only to the three of us.))
The device works very well. Remind me to thank HEX when I get back.
...
Yes, I'm taunting him, somewhat. Now, let's get out of here.
"He may have outside help. You and you, we're going to go out and scour the vicinity for an escape vehicle. He has to have one. The rest of you can take care of them."
Everyone thinks, and has records to the effect that, three guards went out briefly, to look for an escape vehicle, and returned with a small, three-seater ship. However, the ship is in fact a teleportation anchor that looks and functions like a ship one has activated the emergency capture protocols on. I.E. a hull, and an exploded one. It has no hardware for Binary to use.
"Cocky. Thought he would only need him. Sadly, you'll need something better than a wind-up toy to defeat us with."
The illusion speaks: "They'll be back. We'll win. Be warned."
"Oh so threatening. Yeah, listen, buddy, there aren't enough of you. You're all going to be caught and ended."
The illusion froths at the mouth and "dies"...
"Darn. Guess we ought to take care of that."
Everyone quickly excuses themselves, and we take the "prisoners" back to their cells, along with the "dead body", which we dispose of by normal means-only to suffer a "sudden explosion" and "die". I deploy corpse bits, and we are teleported out.
Netpatham':Good job, past me. I still like that touch.
Netpatham: I do as well, but you know that. Hmph. Well, we should discuss.
Netpatham':Can't, I have something else to do. You will unfortunately know all too soon what about. *teleport*
==DEAD==
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Alright guys. Lay off of ninja for heaven's sakes. He had an idea, it may have been a stupid one, I ain't denying that, but he's caught more flak for this one mistake more than anyone else has in their entire CAREERS (except maybe me, but only one of the rants I've gotten from twin wasn't deserved, and we cleared that up immediately)
@twin: But amp can actually use it, while I don't find much use for it. I at the very least am OOC lending it to him. He can use it until further notice, but its still mine.
((@talist: remember that Hank dropped by before the first trial and he chatted with Wilson for a bit.))
Wilson's store:
Sanford nods quietly at Wilson's remark. Go on guys, feel free to browse around, come on back to the counter to pay for anything that interests you. Anyways Wilson, I'm here with a job offer for you. You ever heard of the IUPC?
(just a question, is the blob useful in any meaning of the term?)
Holy elf tears > fine
Everyone notices that the Godmodder has apparently returned to the Battlefield after ninjatwist attempted to summon his dagger! It looks like whatever the Godmodder was accomplishing, he's finished... You then notices that the Godmodder is crackling with a potent blue energy that surrounds his every movement! Even his eyes are flickering like flames... The Godmodder casts out both of his hands, and all of you are flung backwards! It looks like the fourth Trial is about to begin.
The Godmodder creates the largest summoning circle you've seen thus far and stands right in the middle of it, mystical and ancient power swirling through the air! Five objects flash into existence in an arc around the Godmodder, and all of your hearts sink as you realize what the Godmodder was accomplishing: he's secured the Ancestral Silk and Ancestral Flesh from their own temples, and in doing so, now has five of the Ancestral Artifacts!
GODMODDER: Oh yeah... Here we go! This is what REAL power feels like! Somehow, I'm understanding this that I never have before, and unlocking great new powers! Heh. It's almost complete. All I need is one more thing, and then my ascent will be COMPLETE!
GODMODDER: So come along, noobs! We're going on a little field trip! And none of you are in any position to argue with me.
Using the power of the Ancestral Silk, the Godmodder ensnares you all in a mental web, and you all feel compelled to follow him! Even though you fight as hard as you can, you all walk towards him, eventually forming a ring around him...
GODMODDER: Much better, much better. You all should be slaves more often. It'll really suit you in a few minutes. Now, I want you all to witness this. So let's go. I think it's fitting that you'll me in all my glory just before I kill you. Hopefully, permanently.
The Godmodder uses the power of the Ancestral Eye and creates a tear in space that leads straight to the Void! Silently remarking on how there sure is a lot of fast travel here, the Godmodder flies through, forcing you all to go along with him. When you reach the Void, you notice very quickly that those of you with no special protective armor are taking damage! The Godmodder is holding the Ancestral Flesh in his hand, using its powers of decay on you... It looks like he's trying to speed up the effect that the Void has on living beings!
You all turn to look and see that you have (predictably) ended up right near the Fourth Wall! A massive golden glow appears behind it, and its four panels all display various images of the Godmodder taking all the Ancestral Artifacts! It seems that he employed trickery to steal them from players, just as he did before... And now, all that's left for the Godmodder is to take one last item.
GODMODDER: The Disc of Mojang should be back here, where the First Block is... Heh. I honestly can't believe this is really happening. I spent years fantasizing about the Psi-Godmodder, and only recently did I stop to think that I stood a close chance at becoming the next... Well now, that close chance is a certainty! Hurry up and follow me! I don't want you all dying before I become the Psi!
Flying behind the Fourth Wall, the Godmodder momentarily closes his eyes and sees the majesty of the First Block! You all see it as well, as sacred and pristine as it was the day you Scratched it... There's just one difference. The Disc is not on its surface. The Godmodder stares at it in shock, flying around it.
GODMODDER: Wait... WHAT? It... It should be right here! There's no way...! Alright, alright. Calm down. I'm the Godmodder. I can fix this. Using my new powers, I should be able to find the Disc instantly. Just let me settle down for a second... Okay. No need to panic. I'm going to become the Psi-Godmodder, and there's nothing you can do about it.
The Godmodder taps into the reserves of his mind.
OMEGA: Alpha. Where's the Disc. ALPHA: Omega, don't give up now... Come on. I'm so--uh, we're so close! All you need to do is just sort of reach up... And... Oh. There's someone who wants to speak to you. OMEGA: What.
The Godmodder snaps out of his trance and looks to the left.
GODMODDER: Oh f
Why hello, Richard. So nice of you to drop by.
What. WHAT. No. This is not how this is supposed to be going at all! Did the Narrative officially fall out of my hands? Is that it? I... Oh no. Oh god. This is not good. Okay, okay... Just... Relax. The Godmodder flies through space and turns to look at Scratch.
GODMODDER: YOU?? I thought that you were lost in the Void forever! I was for a time, but recently, I've been given new life thanks to a certain Red Sun. Haven't you been keeping up with Build's storyposts? GODMODDER: Build? Oh, of course. Your forgetfulness is as active as ever. At least, regarding His name. Anyway, I think I'll be taking those Ancestral Artifacts now, Richard. Hand them over. GODMODDER: You're getting them over my dead body, you puppet! GODMODDER: And yeah, you really ARE a puppet! So my burn is valid! ...Too far, Richard. Too far. You will now find that there is simply nothing you can do to prevent this from happening. As I have the Disc of Mojang. And you... Oh, you... You do not. So for once, the puppet will control the master.
The Godmodder looks at Scratch uncertainly.
GODMODDER: ... Now, I will say this one more time, and one more time only. Richard. Give me those artifacts. GODMODDER: No! NO! I'm not going to hand over relevance to a B-list character AGAIN! Quite frankly, I'm SICK of Homestuck, what with you being involved in everything ever! I want to be involved in everything ever! I am the MAIN CHARACTER! It's ME! That was a Homestuck reference. GODMODDER: OH YEAH? HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? IT COULD HAVE BEEN A FNAF REFERENCE! Enough of this asinine tomfoolery. GODMODDER: ...Unimitgated-- Oh, shut up. Since you are intent on denying my request, I will simply make this happen. I take the Ancestral Artifacts.
A shockwave pulses through reality as Scratch made it happen. The five Ancestral Artifacts float in an arc around him.
Another thing I'm making happen is that you are shrunk down inside of a giant tuba. GODMODDER: ...You monster.
The Godmodder is now the size of a flower and is lodged inside a tuba. His muffled screams are barely audible.
And now, the last thing I'm making happen is arguably the most important of all. Flare Flames is thankfully generous enough to supply me with the last item I will need. Well, he didn't exactly give it to me. But he is just sleeping in a warzone with one of the most powerful hats in the world on his head, so I feel it's best used in more capable hands.
The panels of the Fourth Wall all flicker in unison to show Flare Flames sleeping in a plains biome with the FEZ on his head, flickering with red energy. Psi-Scratch points his fingers at the Fourth Wall like a gun, and the FEZ vanishes from Flare Flames and appears above Scratch's head.
A magnificent red tornado appears around Scratch as the six Ancestral Artifacts form a complete circle around his form and begin to spin around wildly. After a few seconds, they can barely be seen and form a halo of blue. The FEZ slowly descends onto Psi-Scratch's head. All around you, the colors the Void rapidly fluctuate, becoming various shades of red. Pulses are emitted from Scratch that reverberate around the entire Void and stretch throughout the entire Trifecta.
Like Paradox Dimentio's reality-altering waves, everyone sees them but is unsure of what they mean. All they know is that something bad is about to happen. Something very bad, and something irreversible. A world-changing event. The Void is engulfed in white as the FEZ touches Scratch's head and Scratch ascends to a higher plane of existence. When the light dims, you see Scratch floating in the middle of a raging storm.
Oh. Oh my. I think this will do quite nicely. Quite nicely indeed. I certainly appreciate the new suit, and this new gun doesn't look bad at all. It certainly fits my color scheme. Oh, and the Psi symbol was even incorporated into it...! This is very impressive, I must say. I wasn't aware that cosmetic changes would occur upon my ascent.
Indeed, Doc Scratch has officially become the next Psi-Godmodder. His ascension is complete.
He turns to look at all of you and makes a noncommittal shrug.
By the way, I have no need for all of you anymore. You're dead.
All of you say there's no way that you can be dead, that you still have a chance to win! Scratch sighs sadly.
The mere notion that you're dead is an immutable fact that I am stating for the record. You're DEAD.
The mystical power the Narrative gives you is shut off. All of you die on the spot, permanently. Scratch sees your dead bodies floating in the Void and slowly fade to red, and adjusts his bowtie.
Well, I think that went quite well. On to the ultimate part of my plan, I suppose.
Elsewhere, on the Moon, the bodies of engie_ninja's drone, the Unremarkable Man, and Netpatham fall to the ground. Everyone panics and wonders what's going on, including Project Binary. Then they see the red waves in the sky. It looks like all of your side characters have died as well... A massive field wipe has just taken place. No one was spared.
After what seems like an eternity, all of you suddenly blink into existence once more. You all unceremoniously fall onto the floor, your bodies aching. You notice that the room you are in is unfamiliar, and yet you vaguely remember it from somewhere... You're in a room of marble, and a council sits at it before you. A Council of Nine. The Head Councilman shakes his head sadly.
You all are in serious trouble.
All of you get up and turn to look at the Council. They appear to be glaring at you with expressionless eyes.
Do you know how much havoc you've caused? Countless souls have been sent here, all thanks to your precious little war. Oh yes, we know all about it here. You've caused quite a stir across all corners of reality, and we know that you know that. Some of your plots extend across multiverses.
As the Council of Nine, it is our job to determine whether or not the souls that enter Limbo deserve to exist here, and whether or not they are guilty. Oh yes, if you've been placed here, you've done some serious things back in the land of the living. And as it turns out, you all are guilty of several things. Phyrron sent me a list of a similar situation, hold on...
The Head Councilman pulls out a piece of paper.
Ah, yes. Here. You are all guilty of damaging the very fabric of reality with your antics, and for causing untold amounts of collateral damage. Your adventures in GodCraft have weakened the stability of Minecraft itself, and its surrounding universes. As a beacon of creativity and hope throughout reality, this cannot go unpunished.
Normally, we would sentence you as guilty and deem you cursed to wander these concrete halls forever. However, we know that only you have the power to stop the menace that has been unleashed onto the Void. Fighting the Psi-Godmodder will be very hard, but fighting him with the FEZ will be impossible. Thankfully, we hold one artifact that will be capable of nullifying the FEZ's power.
They all leer at you, and an image appears on a screen behind them: that of an owl.
If you complete the challenge we have set for you, you will obtain this Owl Pendant. If you defend this Owl Pendant with all your might, you will gain enough power to erase the FEZ's hold on the Psi-Godmodder, and possibly back to your own. And conveniently, the challenge also doubles as an escape from here. If you are willing to take it, we will describe your trial.
A trial, huh? You all were expecting one anyway. You all accept.
Very well. Your trial is one that no other soul in this place has come close to succeeding at. You must venture to the Gates of Limbo, the bars that separate this place from all other dimensions. There is one entity guarding these gates: the Gatekeeper. Tasked with striking a balance between life and death, he is by no means an easy foe. If you can successfully defeat the Gatekeeper in combat, you will be allowed to leave this hell.
For the sake of reality (and of ours), we hope that you all complete this task and acquire the Pendant. You may find that it has some hidden techniques that will help you in surviving, so put them to good use. We know that the Psi-Godmodder is building up his power to unleash an unfathomable evil upon Minecraft. He has done it before, and he can do it again. If you let him accomplish this, all will fall. So go now. Your ascent begins at this very minute!
A portal appears in the middle of the chamber, and all of you step on it. You are all taken away from the chamber.
One of the Councilmen turns to look at the Head Councilman.
Do you think that they will succeed, Brother?
The Head Councilman looks down at his feet.
We can only hope.
TRIAL FOUR
ASCENT
How to Play:
Your task is simple, but challenging. The Limbo Gatekeeper is a formidable foe and is not to be toyed with! Your goal right now is to destroy his Armor, and then take out his Core! Remember that you have the sixth Comb Rave ready to use! If more than one person wants to use it, I will make it a Dual Rave!
The Itinerary:
> All: Destroy the Limbo Gatekeeper!
THE TRIALS:
I. FINAL WAVE .I
II. DEMONHEAD .II
III. INFESTATION .III
==> IV. ASCENT .IV <==
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
Limbo:
IMPETUS COMB METER: =================================== 0/7,000,000. (Gains +250,000 every turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 7
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
r_stronghammer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
... If this is your plan to make me use it... Eh. I'll wait on it. Even though I'm dead.
Okay then. I take out the Sparklers and decide that this place sucks, and attempt to ollie outie the afterlife. Unless I'm legitimately dead. And the Sparklers don't work in the afterlife. Hm. Anyways, I attempt to apologize to the Godmoder for stalking him accidentally. And attempt to look for the Godmodder's current location.
Well if I've got to attack this stupid pile of rock, I might as well erode it. I toss the Pale Octet at it, and steal its luck to empower myself further.
Charges Inc. 31/50
All-Thieving Eye >Fine 7/10 (Magic Cueball Eye)
Potion Airdropper && Azure Essence = Potion Globedropper (Level 10: 4/11)
The Bulletdome && Azure Essence = The Bulletesseract (Level 10: 4/11)
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 26)
I duplicate a potion of Nectar. (Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-21, Talist-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
I use the Ender Orb to attempt to glitch holes in the Guardian's armor, then shoot it with the Hard-Light Gun.
I then use all of the gear I have to launch an assault on any newly revealed points if I even revealed any, and roll the Heavenly Octet for added irony damage.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I whip Fungusman with Rose's Thorn.
I then heal the Refugees.
Apertured Ghastgloves Complete!
Candle && Ink Sac && Ectoplasm && Nightmare Fuel 3/X
Red Joker && Life Essence 3/X
Black Joker && Death Essence
SCP-962 49/50Beardger 3/20
Are Epona II's Supplies still usable by non-PGs?
Also, if anyone else wants it, that's fine with me. Your price, including free.
Man, I thought you were the bad guy for a second, but the way people ganged up on you was pretty ridiculous.
And I thought I could gain some glory points in peoples' books by leading the charge against the Godmodder with my newfound charge rate.
Man, who's side am I on...
Well, I'm just an old glory seeker.
You can get plenty of glory by not leading the charge. You fought here! You'll always have that special place in my heart for trying to help to get my wine back.
Thanks, Oryx.
Not a problem. You took me in, after all.
</nullpost>
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
*facepalm*
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
/null
I don't know how he thought that would hurt the Godmodder, but I don't like witch hunts.
Since my Vord-Eating spider isn't doing anything because there's no Vord, I send it off to get some sacred items!
Then, I use BATTLE TECHNIQUE => DEMONIC SLICE on... whoever isn't dead yet, I guess.
Alchemies:
None
Charges:
None
Inventory:
Here
Increased charge rate in exchange for not ever dying? Seriously. We'd have to do ALL 125 DAMAGE in a SINGLE TURN. And since that is pretty much impossible.
*sigh*
You are not "my fellow AG" anymore. Not to me, at least.
I will keep this at Daggergate from now on. Or TRY to.
/null
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
You end up following the Godmoder, who yells at you for stalking him!
The wall of bullets was invisible, and could only be seen when you were viewing it by appearification. The Gunpowder then flew away, and no one thought to chase after it since it landed in a gaping chasm.
Potion Airdropper && Azure Essence = Potion Globedropper (Level 10: 1/11)
The Bulletdome && Azure Essence = The Bulletesseract (Level 10: 1/11)
6,000 damage to the Redwalker!
6,000 damage to the Vord-Eating Spider!
> Fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 BLUE, BLUE - ULTRAMARINE
15,000 damage to the Ice Colossus!
The gender of every entity on the Battlefield (minus the Godmodder) is flip-flopped!
The Foot Holders die because of the Curse of Repetitiveness™!
2006 Claws && Raddhand = 1985 Claws (Level 5: 1/6)
It's immobile at this point, and serves no purpose.
Since you didn't specify what the certain SCP is and I have no way of knowing, the entire illusion fails right as you are about to leave! All the guards and Project Binary notice, and within 1.09 seconds, thousands of railguns are pointed directly at you! In addition, you find you are trapped inside an invisible sphere that the three of you cannot pass through!
A large amount of guards form a circle around you. One of them speaks. "Well, well, well. Looks like we've got a third. Round 'em up, boys. That is, assuming they're co-operative."
+1 HP to Isaac!
Enchanted Deck added!
7,000 damage to the Ice Colossus!
Potion of Fear OOO Fermented Spider Eye = Potion of Courage (1/2)
Potion of Moonlight O0O Potion of Hellsun = Potion of Celestia (1/3)
+20,000 HP to CogWynd!
7,000 damage to the Malice!
Zillytime?
The missile is a manifestation of Project Binary's will, and can only be destroyed by destroying him.
It doesn't. Regardless, you augment yourself!
25,000 damage to the Malice!
Bluh. I guess you're turning this into the next UOSS, then. Guardian Orbs added! All Executor systems added!
Didn't I already say that made the Enderporter? Or am I thinking of something else...
10,000 damage to the Malice!
MENTAL ELEMENT: A heavily modified version of the Scribe's Wands that specialize in elemental powers. They can create and modify any element shown in the standard periodic table and SCP-2046, an expanded periodic table. In addition, the wands can also create effigies of each element (even the ones on -2046) and can bend them to its will in attacks.
17,000 damage to the Redwalker!
+3,000 Shields to the Tanker A2!
The nuke bounces off and doesn't detonate!
The Concussion Spheres hit Epona II and deal 4,000 damage!
15,000 damage to the Ice Colossus!
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 COLD FRONT - MAELSTROMBOUND
10,000 damage to the Ice Colossus!
5,000 damage to Fungus-Man and Epona II!
The improbability field was shut down when your entire illusion was destroyed!
Does that mean you have two heads and three arms? Regardless, you are shot the moment you step into the Conclave. It seems that Project Binary realized that you were an exact duplicate of a Descendant and acted on instinct.
7,000 damage to the Malice!
You can't Fine something eight times at once!
CRIMSON FLAME: A flickering red flame that seems to echo with an eternal warmth. It looks like it's been here since the beginning of time, and yet somehow is still burning.
12,000 damage to Fungus-Man!
You can't alchemize something with itself, so your new alchemy fails!
20,000 damage to the Redwalker!
You see static.
5,000 damage to Epona II!
Is that an alchemy?
A dirt block is inside.
Since Netpatham's thing half-worked, I don't see an adequate response for it!
Unless you can find some tool that will allow you to mess with the guards' minds, it doesn't work.
19,000 damage to Fungus-Man!
Concentrated Mind Essence && Concentrated Doom Essence = Concentrated Thought Essence (Level 2: 1/3)
Wait... I'm confused. It would help if you didn't type in run-on sentences. What exactly are you accomplishing here? Damage to the Malice, a damage bonus to all PGs, and... you're summoning a Player?
Okay, now that I know what it is, here:
Hi-Potion OOO Regen Crystal = N/A
Typically, you shouldn't brew with stuff like ores and crystals. Try grounding the crystal into dust and using that. (You know, like Redstone Dust.)
8,000 damage to the Ice Colossus!
You insert Chorale for Jaspers!
BOOM POWDER: A flickering orange powder that, when interacted with in almost any way, will produce a volatile explosion. The solid form of Boom Juice, a key component in self-destruct buttons.
Candle && Ink Sac && Ectoplasm && Nightmare Fuel = Blacklit Candle (Level 3: 1/4)
Red Joker && Life Essence = Blood Joker (Level 2: 1/3)
> engie_ninja: COMBAT OPERANDI => CONSUME
You expend 4 Hog Slop and 7 Weasel Snot!
30,000 damage to the Redwalker!
Pentel added!
+40,000 HP to the Malice, Redwalker, and Ice Colossus! Both PG players overhealed!
The Godmodder will crit this turn!
18,000 damage to the Redwalker!
5,000 damage to the Malice!
+5,000 HP to CogWynd!
APERTURED GHOSTGLOVES: A set of gloves forged from quartz, glowstone, and the tears of ghast. Upon use, they will open up an aperture through space-time to a pocket dimension. In this new dimension, time is severely changed.
BLOOD JOKER: A red joker card that is fueled by the power of life.
Black Joker && Death Essence = Grave Joker (Level 2: 1/3)
It doesn't have one.
+2 to all Sacred Items!
> gutza1: COMBAT OPERANDI => ANTIMATTER RIP
You use up 5 Hog Slop and 4 Pie Filling.
25,000 damage to the Redwalker!
Redwalker killed!
10,000 damage to the Ice Colossus!
5,000 damage to Fungus-Man!
Isaac falls asleep!
3,000 damage to the Ice Colossus!
The next attacks of Fseftr, Irecreeper, Modpack, and Xcano will crit!
9,000 damage to Fungus-Man! 5,000 damage to the Ice Colossus!
Critted 14,000 damage to Epona II!
Critted 10,000 damage to Epona II!
ARACHNICIDE: A double-bladed sword that possesses elemental powers of cold and heat and channels it through mystic hope energies. The weapon contains a canister of bug spray that causes all of its attacks to be effective against bug-based enemies. If only there were some of those around!
> The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: COMBAT OPERANDI => TERMNOPPED
You expend 8 Pie Filling and 4 Elf Tears.You crackle with green energy that slowly shifts to a more fitting blue color, and watch as the skies open and memes pour forth from them! The field is bombarded by memes, such as a balling cue, some MeeM medics, a copy of the Godmodder who only says "Heh.", a black gorilla, a giant "yesy" and a giant "yehek", a falling copy of Bender who only says "Hello meatbags1", a O)_(O, and to top it all off, a blank copy of the Update Terminal! All the memes swirl into it, creating the fearsome and memed Updop Termnop! It fires a single blast of meme energy at nothing, because the Redwalker is dead!
4,000 damage to Fungus-Man! Fungus-Man cannot attack this turn!
> Crusher48: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => CONTAINMENT BREACH
7,000 damage to the Ice Colossus!
That seems a bit unnecessary.
The damage/healing bonus will go away after a few turns!
Why did I quote this?
Perfect Sphere Ubercharged!
> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 UNIVERSAL - FIRST AID
+7,000 HP to the Hangar!
9,000 damage to Fungus-Man!
5,000 damage to the Ice Colossus!
1 damage to Isaac!
3,000 damage to the Ice Colossus!
Everyone's at full health already!
> Fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 DOWNPOUR - NOAH'S FLOOD
20,000 damage to the Ice Colossus!
3,000 damage to Fungus-Man!
3,000 damage to Fungus-Man!
I'm pretty sure Dave is Pit's thing.
All AG players gain +2 Armor!
12,000 damage to Fungus-Man!
12,000 damage to Fungus-Man!
8,000 damage to Epona II!
6,000 damage to the Malice!
Spoils are meant to be treasured and kept by the guy who has them. Even if you don't want to use it, you can just keep it as a trophy. Regardless, I'm planning another redistribution of spoils for the finale.
Sanctified Elf Tears > Fine = Holy Elf Tears (Level 4)
Sacred Blob > Fine = Purified Blob (Level 5)
You become AG! Republic Battleship and UNSC ships removed!
ninjatwist, I'm not even going to bother judging on whether or not your blade should go through. (At least, not in this post.) I'll let the players do the talking. Everyone that isn't in favor of this will have their posts marked as such, so you can see how many people you'd anger if this went through.
With that said, the Godmodder burns the Dagger into dust.
2 of Hearts binded!
6,000 damage to the Malice!
POTION OF COURAGE: A potion that, upon use, imbues the drinker with a profound sense of courage, boosting their attack power.
POTION OF AQUAPHOBIA: A potion that, upon use, will cause the user to rapidly drown and take damage while in water.
For reference, this is what the binary message said last storypost.
6,000 damage to Fungus-Man!
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 SUPER SMASH - MIGHTY MELEE
10,000 damage to Fungus-Man!
I don't think they see you as a "fellow AG" at this point. Not anymore. Healing the Godmodder is something almost impossible, and certainly can't be accomplished. And even if I DID let this go through, healing the Godmodder by 1 HP will make all the difference, and will be seen as a complete reversal of your stance as an AG. I get that you want this game to go on longer, but it's been going on for too long, and it needs to be over. Healing the Godmodder would NOT make the game more fun for everyone, since the whole point is to damage him!
And this is the final nail in the coffin for you. This shows how you pay no attention to the game. Because I EXPLICITLY told you in private conversation that you shouldn't have this charge heal the Godmodder. But hey, I guess you didn't listen. Just like you don't listen to my storypost, or my advice on how to summon armies back in the MBOA, or how the Glitch worked.
With all that said, the Godmodder goes back in time to the beginning of the turn and removes your invincibility to all non-mystic attacks. You have now died over ten times.
This sums it up completely. generic, you have my thanks.
> r_stronghammer: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 FLAMING SLICE - MELTING POINT
You wield the Mental Longsword against the Ice Colossus and point its tip at the ground! The sword glows in flaming colors as it strikes the earth, causing the earth to rumble! A jagged ravine opens up at the Ice Colossus' feet, and lava from deep within the ground gushes up and creates a huge geyser, with the Colossus trapped inside! 10,000 damage!
Barbhammer of Zillycille && Boots = Barbstomper of Zillytred
BARBSTOMPER OF ZILLYTRED: A boot that closely resembles the Barbhammer of Zillycille, complete with barbed wire.
6,000 damage to Fungus-Man!
9,000 damage to Fungus-Man!
+3,000 HP to the Refugees!
No.
Everyone is happy. Do you want to know why? At this point in the game, entities are no longer at the center stage. Getting a x2 charge rate would be next to worthless at this point. Although entities will still be around, the entity fight will no longer be as big as it was. On the same token, healing the Godmodder wouldn't appease anyone, except for the Godmodder. You created a lose-lose situation for yourself and the players. Of course people would be happy if the situation ceased to exist.
1. Charges are meaningless.
2. The game doesn't need to be extended anymore than it has to.
3. What if he mind-controlled AG entities to his side and then killed them?
+4 of all Sacred Items!
> r_stronghammer: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => DEMONIC SLICE
You wield the Mental Longsword against the Malice and watch it pulse with a terrifying demonic energy! Leaving a trail of shadow, you rush the Malice and aggress it with the power of hell, tearing straight through it! True to your word, you finish with a demonic slice! 8,000 damage!
==>
What the Abyss are you talking about?! You can't give up now! We still have my wine to contend to.
I guess I'll stay, just so I can help to rescue your wine.
You know, when you want to be, you can be a real pal, but when you want to be.
Thanks for what help you're trying to give.
As I said before, when you want to be...
AG side, I guess I'll be a black sheep from now on. To hell with you guys anyways. I've realized the error of my ways, but to have it crammed down my throat is ridiculous. Humans Are Bastards indeed! It's the same thing that happened when people were calling out people for misjudging the post count...
PG side, want a bottle from my private reserve?
Hey! You said you'd save that until I got my wine back, so that we don't waste my wine all at once celebrating!
Oh, yeah. Sorry about that.
Action 1/3
Unholy Assault: 36/50
Ethereal Callings: 12/50
I use Chivalrous Chop on a random entity, just to get some gears going.
A random entity? Jeez, who's side are you really on...
I'll be switching to Neutral from here. I might change in the future, but for now I'm not sure if I'm really a hero or a villain.
I guess you're an Anti-Hero, then. I mean, you're still against the Godmodder, technically, so you're a hero! An Anti-Hero, nonetheless, but for going out of your way to avenge the theft of my wine, I trust you'll stay on the bright side.
Thanks, Oryx. You can be a pal too, when you're not enslaving people.
I guess we're our only friends, then.
Not only. You have your top commanders, such as Malphas and Ruthven.
Yeah, and those guys. I could introduce you to them in the future.
That'd be great, O.
Please, don't call me O.
Sword Damage: 158K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
One: The Improbability drives are preventing notice anyway. The SCP was me covering my bases.
Two: It's the potato salad one that makes people think it's a person.
Two and a Half: The Improbability Devices are not linked to the illusion. But I have an idea anyway.
Three:
==Moonbase, about 15 meters back from the impenetrable sphere==
((Anything not in quotes is audible only to the three of us.))
The device works very well. Remind me to thank HEX when I get back.
...
Yes, I'm taunting him, somewhat. Now, let's get out of here.
"He may have outside help. You and you, we're going to go out and scour the vicinity for an escape vehicle. He has to have one. The rest of you can take care of them."
Everyone thinks, and has records to the effect that, three guards went out briefly, to look for an escape vehicle, and returned with a small, three-seater ship. However, the ship is in fact a teleportation anchor that looks and functions like a ship one has activated the emergency capture protocols on. I.E. a hull, and an exploded one. It has no hardware for Binary to use.
"Cocky. Thought he would only need him. Sadly, you'll need something better than a wind-up toy to defeat us with."
The illusion speaks: "They'll be back. We'll win. Be warned."
"Oh so threatening. Yeah, listen, buddy, there aren't enough of you. You're all going to be caught and ended."
The illusion froths at the mouth and "dies"...
"Darn. Guess we ought to take care of that."
Everyone quickly excuses themselves, and we take the "prisoners" back to their cells, along with the "dead body", which we dispose of by normal means-only to suffer a "sudden explosion" and "die". I deploy corpse bits, and we are teleported out.
==One One-Time-Only Pocket Universe Teleport Chain Later==
==U 42-42i==
Netpatham':Good job, past me. I still like that touch.
Netpatham: I do as well, but you know that. Hmph. Well, we should discuss.
Netpatham':Can't, I have something else to do. You will unfortunately know all too soon what about. *teleport*
==DEAD==
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
@twin: But amp can actually use it, while I don't find much use for it. I at the very least am OOC lending it to him. He can use it until further notice, but its still mine.
((@talist: remember that Hank dropped by before the first trial and he chatted with Wilson for a bit.))
Wilson's store:
Sanford nods quietly at Wilson's remark.
Go on guys, feel free to browse around, come on back to the counter to pay for anything that interests you.
Anyways Wilson, I'm here with a job offer for you.
You ever heard of the IUPC?
(just a question, is the blob useful in any meaning of the term?)
Holy elf tears > fine
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At least, not yet.
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IT'S GOOFY TIME (FOR NO REASON) !
DETECTIVE
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
/null
The drone, which isn't under mind control at all, pulls out a bag of popcorn and loudly starts eating it.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Everyone notices that the Godmodder has apparently returned to the Battlefield after ninjatwist attempted to summon his dagger! It looks like whatever the Godmodder was accomplishing, he's finished... You then notices that the Godmodder is crackling with a potent blue energy that surrounds his every movement! Even his eyes are flickering like flames... The Godmodder casts out both of his hands, and all of you are flung backwards! It looks like the fourth Trial is about to begin.
The Godmodder creates the largest summoning circle you've seen thus far and stands right in the middle of it, mystical and ancient power swirling through the air! Five objects flash into existence in an arc around the Godmodder, and all of your hearts sink as you realize what the Godmodder was accomplishing: he's secured the Ancestral Silk and Ancestral Flesh from their own temples, and in doing so, now has five of the Ancestral Artifacts!
GODMODDER: Oh yeah... Here we go! This is what REAL power feels like! Somehow, I'm understanding this that I never have before, and unlocking great new powers! Heh. It's almost complete. All I need is one more thing, and then my ascent will be COMPLETE!
GODMODDER: So come along, noobs! We're going on a little field trip! And none of you are in any position to argue with me.
Using the power of the Ancestral Silk, the Godmodder ensnares you all in a mental web, and you all feel compelled to follow him! Even though you fight as hard as you can, you all walk towards him, eventually forming a ring around him...
GODMODDER: Much better, much better. You all should be slaves more often. It'll really suit you in a few minutes. Now, I want you all to witness this. So let's go. I think it's fitting that you'll me in all my glory just before I kill you. Hopefully, permanently.
The Godmodder uses the power of the Ancestral Eye and creates a tear in space that leads straight to the Void! Silently remarking on how there sure is a lot of fast travel here, the Godmodder flies through, forcing you all to go along with him. When you reach the Void, you notice very quickly that those of you with no special protective armor are taking damage! The Godmodder is holding the Ancestral Flesh in his hand, using its powers of decay on you... It looks like he's trying to speed up the effect that the Void has on living beings!
You all turn to look and see that you have (predictably) ended up right near the Fourth Wall! A massive golden glow appears behind it, and its four panels all display various images of the Godmodder taking all the Ancestral Artifacts! It seems that he employed trickery to steal them from players, just as he did before... And now, all that's left for the Godmodder is to take one last item.
GODMODDER: The Disc of Mojang should be back here, where the First Block is... Heh. I honestly can't believe this is really happening. I spent years fantasizing about the Psi-Godmodder, and only recently did I stop to think that I stood a close chance at becoming the next... Well now, that close chance is a certainty! Hurry up and follow me! I don't want you all dying before I become the Psi!
Flying behind the Fourth Wall, the Godmodder momentarily closes his eyes and sees the majesty of the First Block! You all see it as well, as sacred and pristine as it was the day you Scratched it... There's just one difference. The Disc is not on its surface. The Godmodder stares at it in shock, flying around it.
GODMODDER: Wait... WHAT? It... It should be right here! There's no way...! Alright, alright. Calm down. I'm the Godmodder. I can fix this. Using my new powers, I should be able to find the Disc instantly. Just let me settle down for a second... Okay. No need to panic. I'm going to become the Psi-Godmodder, and there's nothing you can do about it.
The Godmodder taps into the reserves of his mind.
OMEGA: Alpha. Where's the Disc.
ALPHA: Omega, don't give up now... Come on. I'm so--uh, we're so close! All you need to do is just sort of reach up... And... Oh. There's someone who wants to speak to you.
OMEGA: What.
The Godmodder snaps out of his trance and looks to the left.
GODMODDER: Oh f
Why hello, Richard. So nice of you to drop by.
What. WHAT. No. This is not how this is supposed to be going at all! Did the Narrative officially fall out of my hands? Is that it? I... Oh no. Oh god. This is not good. Okay, okay... Just... Relax. The Godmodder flies through space and turns to look at Scratch.
GODMODDER: YOU?? I thought that you were lost in the Void forever!
I was for a time, but recently, I've been given new life thanks to a certain Red Sun. Haven't you been keeping up with Build's storyposts?
GODMODDER: Build?
Oh, of course. Your forgetfulness is as active as ever. At least, regarding His name. Anyway, I think I'll be taking those Ancestral Artifacts now, Richard. Hand them over.
GODMODDER: You're getting them over my dead body, you puppet!
GODMODDER: And yeah, you really ARE a puppet! So my burn is valid!
...Too far, Richard. Too far. You will now find that there is simply nothing you can do to prevent this from happening. As I have the Disc of Mojang. And you... Oh, you... You do not. So for once, the puppet will control the master.
The Godmodder looks at Scratch uncertainly.
GODMODDER: ...
Now, I will say this one more time, and one more time only. Richard. Give me those artifacts.
GODMODDER: No! NO! I'm not going to hand over relevance to a B-list character AGAIN! Quite frankly, I'm SICK of Homestuck, what with you being involved in everything ever! I want to be involved in everything ever! I am the MAIN CHARACTER! It's ME!
That was a Homestuck reference.
GODMODDER: OH YEAH? HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? IT COULD HAVE BEEN A FNAF REFERENCE!
Enough of this asinine tomfoolery.
GODMODDER: ...Unimitgated--
Oh, shut up. Since you are intent on denying my request, I will simply make this happen. I take the Ancestral Artifacts.
A shockwave pulses through reality as Scratch made it happen. The five Ancestral Artifacts float in an arc around him.
Another thing I'm making happen is that you are shrunk down inside of a giant tuba.
GODMODDER: ...You monster.
The Godmodder is now the size of a flower and is lodged inside a tuba. His muffled screams are barely audible.
And now, the last thing I'm making happen is arguably the most important of all. Flare Flames is thankfully generous enough to supply me with the last item I will need. Well, he didn't exactly give it to me. But he is just sleeping in a warzone with one of the most powerful hats in the world on his head, so I feel it's best used in more capable hands.
The panels of the Fourth Wall all flicker in unison to show Flare Flames sleeping in a plains biome with the FEZ on his head, flickering with red energy. Psi-Scratch points his fingers at the Fourth Wall like a gun, and the FEZ vanishes from Flare Flames and appears above Scratch's head.
A magnificent red tornado appears around Scratch as the six Ancestral Artifacts form a complete circle around his form and begin to spin around wildly. After a few seconds, they can barely be seen and form a halo of blue. The FEZ slowly descends onto Psi-Scratch's head. All around you, the colors the Void rapidly fluctuate, becoming various shades of red. Pulses are emitted from Scratch that reverberate around the entire Void and stretch throughout the entire Trifecta.
Like Paradox Dimentio's reality-altering waves, everyone sees them but is unsure of what they mean. All they know is that something bad is about to happen. Something very bad, and something irreversible. A world-changing event. The Void is engulfed in white as the FEZ touches Scratch's head and Scratch ascends to a higher plane of existence. When the light dims, you see Scratch floating in the middle of a raging storm.
Oh. Oh my. I think this will do quite nicely. Quite nicely indeed. I certainly appreciate the new suit, and this new gun doesn't look bad at all. It certainly fits my color scheme. Oh, and the Psi symbol was even incorporated into it...! This is very impressive, I must say. I wasn't aware that cosmetic changes would occur upon my ascent.
Indeed, Doc Scratch has officially become the next Psi-Godmodder. His ascension is complete.
He turns to look at all of you and makes a noncommittal shrug.
By the way, I have no need for all of you anymore. You're dead.
All of you say there's no way that you can be dead, that you still have a chance to win! Scratch sighs sadly.
The mere notion that you're dead is an immutable fact that I am stating for the record. You're DEAD.
The mystical power the Narrative gives you is shut off. All of you die on the spot, permanently. Scratch sees your dead bodies floating in the Void and slowly fade to red, and adjusts his bowtie.
Well, I think that went quite well. On to the ultimate part of my plan, I suppose.
Elsewhere, on the Moon, the bodies of engie_ninja's drone, the Unremarkable Man, and Netpatham fall to the ground. Everyone panics and wonders what's going on, including Project Binary. Then they see the red waves in the sky. It looks like all of your side characters have died as well... A massive field wipe has just taken place. No one was spared.
After what seems like an eternity, all of you suddenly blink into existence once more. You all unceremoniously fall onto the floor, your bodies aching. You notice that the room you are in is unfamiliar, and yet you vaguely remember it from somewhere... You're in a room of marble, and a council sits at it before you. A Council of Nine. The Head Councilman shakes his head sadly.
You all are in serious trouble.
All of you get up and turn to look at the Council. They appear to be glaring at you with expressionless eyes.
Do you know how much havoc you've caused? Countless souls have been sent here, all thanks to your precious little war. Oh yes, we know all about it here. You've caused quite a stir across all corners of reality, and we know that you know that. Some of your plots extend across multiverses.
As the Council of Nine, it is our job to determine whether or not the souls that enter Limbo deserve to exist here, and whether or not they are guilty. Oh yes, if you've been placed here, you've done some serious things back in the land of the living. And as it turns out, you all are guilty of several things. Phyrron sent me a list of a similar situation, hold on...
The Head Councilman pulls out a piece of paper.
Ah, yes. Here. You are all guilty of damaging the very fabric of reality with your antics, and for causing untold amounts of collateral damage. Your adventures in GodCraft have weakened the stability of Minecraft itself, and its surrounding universes. As a beacon of creativity and hope throughout reality, this cannot go unpunished.
Normally, we would sentence you as guilty and deem you cursed to wander these concrete halls forever. However, we know that only you have the power to stop the menace that has been unleashed onto the Void. Fighting the Psi-Godmodder will be very hard, but fighting him with the FEZ will be impossible. Thankfully, we hold one artifact that will be capable of nullifying the FEZ's power.
They all leer at you, and an image appears on a screen behind them: that of an owl.
If you complete the challenge we have set for you, you will obtain this Owl Pendant. If you defend this Owl Pendant with all your might, you will gain enough power to erase the FEZ's hold on the Psi-Godmodder, and possibly back to your own. And conveniently, the challenge also doubles as an escape from here. If you are willing to take it, we will describe your trial.
A trial, huh? You all were expecting one anyway. You all accept.
Very well. Your trial is one that no other soul in this place has come close to succeeding at. You must venture to the Gates of Limbo, the bars that separate this place from all other dimensions. There is one entity guarding these gates: the Gatekeeper. Tasked with striking a balance between life and death, he is by no means an easy foe. If you can successfully defeat the Gatekeeper in combat, you will be allowed to leave this hell.
For the sake of reality (and of ours), we hope that you all complete this task and acquire the Pendant. You may find that it has some hidden techniques that will help you in surviving, so put them to good use. We know that the Psi-Godmodder is building up his power to unleash an unfathomable evil upon Minecraft. He has done it before, and he can do it again. If you let him accomplish this, all will fall. So go now. Your ascent begins at this very minute!
A portal appears in the middle of the chamber, and all of you step on it. You are all taken away from the chamber.
One of the Councilmen turns to look at the Head Councilman.
Do you think that they will succeed, Brother?
The Head Councilman looks down at his feet.
We can only hope.
How to Play:
Your task is simple, but challenging. The Limbo Gatekeeper is a formidable foe and is not to be toyed with! Your goal right now is to destroy his Armor, and then take out his Core! Remember that you have the sixth Comb Rave ready to use! If more than one person wants to use it, I will make it a Dual Rave!
The Itinerary:
> All: Destroy the Limbo Gatekeeper!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIILimbo:
IMPETUS COMB METER: =================================== 0/7,000,000. (Gains +250,000 every turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 7
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
r_stronghammer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 25/20.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 25/20.
fseftr: [N] HP: 20/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 20/20.
XDGrangerDX: [N] HP: 25/25.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 20/20.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20.
Limbo Gatekeeper: [??? BOSS] Core: 1,500,000/1,500,000 HP. Armor: 2,000,000/2,000,000 HP.
The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII IN USE (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA? (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: READY (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III DISABLED (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII DISABLED (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
27 Hog Slop
30 Elf Tears
30 Pie Filling
29 Weasel Snot
gg, well played
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The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Okay then. I take out the Sparklers and decide that this place sucks, and attempt to ollie outie the afterlife. Unless I'm legitimately dead. And the Sparklers don't work in the afterlife. Hm. Anyways, I attempt to apologize to the Godmoder for stalking him accidentally. And attempt to look for the Godmodder's current location.
Well if I've got to attack this stupid pile of rock, I might as well erode it. I toss the Pale Octet at it, and steal its luck to empower myself further.
Charges Inc. 31/50
All-Thieving Eye >Fine 7/10 (Magic Cueball Eye)
Potion Airdropper && Azure Essence = Potion Globedropper (Level 10: 4/11)
The Bulletdome && Azure Essence = The Bulletesseract (Level 10: 4/11)
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 26)
I duplicate a potion of Nectar. (Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-21, Talist-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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>>That is not good.
==Limbo==
I use the Ender Orb to attempt to glitch holes in the Guardian's armor, then shoot it with the Hard-Light Gun.
I then use all of the gear I have to launch an assault on any newly revealed points if I even revealed any, and roll the Heavenly Octet for added irony damage.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!