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Hazel Wand: IIIII

Scratch's Lament 9/9!

+1 to Amp x2.


I clone two Splash Potions of Augmentation.

Afterwards, I examine the improved version of my ebony cue.

The White Ring, due to not being deactivated, still possesses an absolutely monolithic oscillating white and black aura. I watch it for several seconds, noting the shuddering of the runes upon it, as well as the occasional crackle of energy from it. Then, I channel the vast amount of arcane potency within, preparing for some burst of unadulterated elemental energy. However, when I attempt to annihilate as many Vord as possible with it, nothing occurs. Anticipating some form of consequence for the lacking of the ring's deactivation in quite some time, comparatively speaking, I redirect the attack to the High-Queen. Moments later, a monolithic blast of raw oblivion magic, occasionally sparking off a navy bolt of energy, erupts from the ring, sailing towards the High-Queen at a remarkable velocity. The thing collides with the High-Queen. The maddened insect is fused with the most esoteric whims of the oblivion sorcery, watching itself dissipate into nothingness. The rest of the blast proceeds to collide with the High-Queen. It is obscured in a nigh-infinite mass of pure oblivion, fused with its very being to a rather existential point. The fires of oblivion attempt to consume the High-Queen, but fail. You see, dragon? This is what occurs when you attempt to override my attacks, and replace them with oblivion-filled horrors that will likely end up bringing around the Great Undoing. This is a universe of creation. Regardless, it does not matter. Your time is almost up. I proceed to fire actual elemental energy into the High-Queen, watching the arcane energy overpower the oblivion magic, and begin to warp the very being of the creature. The essentia values associated with the High-Queen are mutated, diffused, and defiled, to a prodigious extent. Parts of the bug begin to dissolve into pure Flux Goo, dripping down the draconic aspect, further corrupting it with my influence. Suddenly, I glow with violet light, indicating that the thirty minutes are up. Hah. The parameters of the consensus were rather complex, and under my control. Regardless, I continue to manipulate the essentia values within the High-Queen. A large amount of Flux Gas pours from the draconic aspect's every orifice. The thing mildly resembles a mass of organic matter. Mildly, of course. I deactivate the White Ring. I telekinetically compress the arcane waste exuded from the High-Queen into a cuboid structure, and fuse that to the draconic aspect itself, causing it to suffer from intense Flux poisoning, as well as whatever maladies assail the creature due to the now mutilated essentia values of the being.

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 3/9

Logic Cannon: 7/20

Remote Magnepulators: 10/10 Complete!

Effslayer: 9/11

Diamondium Motorized Hovercart: 4/4 Complete!

==Actions==

EVERYONE FOCUS ON THE HIGH QUEEN! IF WE KILL HER, THE REST WILL BE A CAKEWALK!

Lothyra then alchemizes Diamondium Motorized Hovercart -c Shield Generator before locking iAntimak Carbine on to the High Queen and firing a volley. She then sics the Science Cannon on to it by pointing out that a creature with the body of a Green Skinned Space Babe could not have the mental capacity to control an entire swarm, even with other queens doing some of the work. Her brain is just too small. Bender puts away his gun and thinks for a bit. Then he summons Kerrigan (attack not actual summon) and tells her about the flagrant ripoff the Vord are to her Swarm. After a large battle, she is defeated, but the High Queen took a heavy beating (only the High Queen, not other Vord). UU Prime performs a physics-breaking maneuver. The dreaded X2 ENERGON BLADE AND X2 ION CANNON AT THE SAME EXACT TIME COMBO! Lothyra just stares.

> Alchemies
I duplicate a Potion of Panacea II
Unicoder && SCP-536 = ??? (1/NOT VERY CONSTANT NOW, ARE YOU, HUH?)
Scribe's Wands && SCP-2046 && SCP-2300 = Mental Element (5/10)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 5
> Action: Biological Malware
Since the Deleter works on biological enemies as well, I load a specially engineered virus and convert it to a biological virus. I then fire it at the High-Queen and watch.

The infection begins with recurring thoughts that prevent movement until they are addressed. This is annoying, but not harmful. A few minutes later, the High-Queen begins to forget things as soon as it thinks about them, instead thinking about the virus constantly. The High-Queen then contracts ebola, Lassa fever, Crimean-Congo hemorrhagic fever and several other infections. This does not result in instant death... yet. It begins to randomly remind itself about its immune system being compromised and that it should probably upgrade its immune system by purchasing the Extra Immunities expansion pack. Next, it begins to randomly stop breathing automatically, forcing it to breathe manually. It begins to be unable to control its volume, randomly alternating between shouting like Billy Mays and speaking in a normal voice. Finally, here come the deadly payloads: it transmits itself over the hivemind, infecting all the Vord, then forces it to vomit, then forces it to repeat this message in its head: "Your mind is now mine, Why? Because I didn't had nothing to do and I thought, why not make the great justice? Remember, NOW YOUR MIND IS IN MY POWER Vord Sucks! I can't stand it anymore! The Vord have always sucked. Wake up people! You all suck! You don't need to take over the world, you need to go gorilla yourself! We continuingly make XP by killing you in the latest and greatest ways. The latest Vord are always the most inefficient yet, slowing down your slow face. Also, now you have to kill yourself too because you are now not compatible with your brain! A hidden cost not mentioned at all. It's part of the scam. Vord Sucks!, You Suck. - COBALTSHADE." Next, it begins to repeat another message: "This Time I Have Been gorillaing Around With Your Brain, And Managed To Infect All Of Your Brain With A Little Tiny Destructive Virus... Now, I Can't Let You Runaway Alive, I'll Punish You!" And an array of messages:

"Dis is one half." "I AM IMMORTAL! YOU, HOWEVER, ARE NOT." "Hello dear friend, your brain is attacking by CSC/VIRUS I. virus. If you do like your memories very much, don't die before midnight tomorrow!" "Too bad your now infected with the CSC/VIRUS virus, Sorry.,.hehe., but thats the way things work. If you weren't trying to take over the world, or something like that or something, then this might not of happened. Don't buy products that harass their user Stay away from cool people like us, err well,.hehe., seems like you're dying these days.,,. Greetings to 01-05 and Cobalt Shade Corporation." "DANGER! You are infected by CSC/VIRUS Virus (c) 2015 by CobaltShade | I have destroyed your brain but I have no copies. IF YOU DIE NOW ALL MEMORIES WILL BE LOST. If this isn`t enough, I have altered your wake-up process with a mind wipe routine in order to wipe your memories when you wake up. If you are so dude and you don't believe me, reboot now and look at your brain dying... If you don`t want to loose all your memories then try to guess a number from 0 to BIG FOOT and pray for your answer to be correct, else..."

At this point, the High-Queen's brain is slowly decaying. Finally, the virus finishes off by wiping its mind and completely destroying it, causing the heart and brain to explode into pieces.

> Author's Note
Do you like malware? Then this is for you.

Oh, you've released SCP-517, eh?

Action 1/3

Unholy Assault: 32/50
Blood Pact: 17/50
Ethereal Calling: 7/50

I unleash SCP-517-ARC (My favorite SCP!) unto the battlefield, causing it to wreak absolute destruction and chaos upon the Vord fleet.

Once the SCP Foundation catches up, the massive amount of gunfire cause even more damage to the Vords.

This is an attack, not a summon.

Sword Damage: 148K/250K

Post III

I ask the Queen what exactly she is high on? Croach? That's bad for her image as a glorious leader of the Vord. They might start a revolution and demand democracy. Vord President! Make it hadplen!

To make it hadplen I use Ender's End at the High Queen.

I then loot the Diamond Chest. if it's already looted, I drink a Potion of Instant Health.

The Southern Tundra IIIIII

Ace of Seas && Ace of Rocks && Deck of Cards && Ace of Storms && Ace of Flames

Alchemy Upgrationer 3/5

Sniper Rifle && SCP-272 && Nightmare Fuel

Shieldroid 8/10

SCP-962 49/50



Dragonfly 19/20

I yell FUS ROH DA!!!! The HIGH QUEEN goes flying into a spike wall that (for some reason) is there.

I drill a hole into the Croach.

=TURN ONE=

=CHARGE=
-16 / 50- Streamer? (Tazz'd, +2 total)
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz

=ACTION=
I use the ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE on the Hive Queen, making sure to use FALSE SWIPE at the same time.

=COMMAND=
LIFTING: 5 / 6
The Chairwing will bombard the Vord Keepers and the Croach.
Matchsticks will join the teams in their targeting.

I pull out the Pale Valve and use it on the High Queen. I then pull out a Bedrock Sword, and test the theoretically unbreakable sword against the theoretically unbreakable armor. That is, I poke the Godmodder's Omega Armor with it. I then toss it into the High Queen, along with the Diamond Sword. I then take out the 1000 PAGE POSTCLAIM, and with a roll of my eyes, take out my Octoroon Rangoon. After collapsing into a laughing fit over how stupid this idea is, I attempt to use the pageclaim to destroy the idea that Binary is capable of communicating in anything that isn't a meme. This somehow works even though he's in a completely different universe, since if psionic powers can work across universes then by gum my wands can too. Nyeh. If I can't do so I decide to inexplicably do this to the Godmodder instead. If I still am incapable of forcing people to meme then I just put the pageclaim back and keep pondering over it.
Charges Inc. 17/50
Doom Essence && Fluorite Octet 5/9 (Doomed Octet)
Rage Essence && Fluorite Octet 5/9 (Ringmaster's Octet)
Mechanical Eye && Vriska Captcharoid && Orb of Luck 8/9 (All-Thieving Eye)
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 10)

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 3/9

Logic Cannon: 8/20

Effslayer: 9/11

Diamondium Motorized Hovercart -c Shield Generator: 2/4

==Actions==

Lothyra decides to use Megaversal on the High Queen. She is joined with Bender when he performs his deadly Futurama weapon juggling act (that involves using each weapon against the target, which is now the High Queen). UU Prime ups the physics breaking shtick even further by performing an X2 ENERGON BLADE AND X2 ENERGON HOOK COMBO on the High Queen!

1ST POST

I fly inside some of the earthquake cracks formed roughly 85,000 years ago and begin to mine out the inside of the End. 85,000 years of contact with an unidentified species highly adapted to the End environment, and surviving on a derivative of Croach, is likely to have changed the make-up of th now ancient End Stone to something completely different.

I compress the Croach Stone into a hyper-dense flat plane resembling a pancake. Using my powers over time and entropy I revert its conversion from End Stone to Croach Stone, giving me a large amount of End Stone to work with. I use the End Stone to form a moon over the End, or another one if it already had due to outside forces.

The Hive-Queen, seeing a relatively close and safer place to produce larva, begins to fly to the new moon. The Vord hollow out the small moon, and begin to make a hive. Everyone stays still for a few hours and lets the "miracle of nature" work its abominations. Just as everything seems to be going fine, the moon is given the attributes of sand, making the Hive Queen phase through it (since it became an falling entity) and then be crushed by it once it hits the ground.

Post III

I us the Precious Voidscythe to carve the word Addict into the High Queen.

I then heal the Liquid Armor.

The Southern Tundra IIIII

Ace of Seas && Ace of Rocks && Deck of Cards && Ace of Storms && Ace of Flames 2/X

Alchemy Upgrationer 4/5

Sniper Rifle && SCP-272 && Nightmare Fuel 2/X

Shieldroid 9/10

SCP-962 49/50
Dragonfly 19/20

I throw the Barbed Zillygui at the High-Queen and uppercut it in the face! If I was a good shot, that is!

I then blow a whistle that came from space that summons the Cyberdemon! He decides to try and kill me instead. I kill him, take his rpg, and start working on turning into a BFG 10,000! Way better then a 9,000. I take it out, and start shooting rapid blasts at the High- Queen! That's if, I didn't trip down this badly placed hill. I am then reminded I was warned about those hills bro. They told me dog. I eventually hit the ground, when 89 zombies pop out and say " BRUNS PLZ". I then tell them NU PLS K THUX BAI and proceed to climb back up! And then the cyberdemon's brother pops out and throws me back down. I then call the VORDBUSTERS! They swarm in to attack, but they are quickly shot down by the cyberdemon before they could do ANYTHING! I get so angry at this huge wall of text and shenanigans that I rip off my own leg and start beating the Queen with it! If I did not bleed out. So I then respawn back in with a pitchfork and a flare gun, and start shooting all over! Once again, if I was a good shot. I then decide, Hell. I then just go over to the Queen and kick it. But wait.... I don't have ANY legs now! I then get in a turbo powered wheelchair and go to ram into it! If I did not hit a speedbump. Eventually I crash into a Nuke that EXPLODES! But wait...... Cockroachs can survive nukes.... I bet vord can too! So then I decided to upgrade my BFG 10,000 into a BFG 65,000! I aim, and shoot it at the Queen! But wait... I forgot to load it with energy cells! Darn! So then I throw my Unwrinkler at the mirror that was just placed in front of me! It bounces off into the sun. The entire sun CRASHES into the Queen!

Nova Armor 2/25

I Made a Modified Rocket Launcher and i Shot 50 Rockets at the High-Queen and the Vord Minions and i Realized the Elixirs and Megalixirs are Extremely Expensive and Rare to Collect so i Used the Regen Potion at Netpatham so i have a Series of Rare to Valuable Items and i Started to Do a 50 Powerful Fists at High-Queen Again

I stab the High Queen with Gladius Dei. I then take out a staff I've obtained in a ridiculous session I played, filled with cubes. It's a White King's staff, typically used to start a Reckoning. Strangely, one never ocurred in our session. I guess SBURB took pity on us. Anyways, I use it, and a miniature Reckoning happens, bombarding the High Queen with meteors. I then steal its luck with my newly-installed All-Thieving Eye, and even more meteors start hitting it. I then use the stolen luck and roll the ///// // / [email protected], severely glitching the High Queen.
Charges Inc. 18/50
Doom Essence && Fluorite Octet 6/9 (Doomed Octet)
Rage Essence && Fluorite Octet 6/9 (Ringmaster's Octet)
Mechanical Eye && Vriska Captcharoid && Orb of Luck 9/9 (All-Thieving Eye)
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 10)

Hazel Wand: IIIII

+1 to Amp x2.


I clone two Splash Potions of Augmentation.

Afterwards, several Miniature Green Suns warp into existence, seemingly of their own volition, though it is quite evident that they are a result of my manipulations, and my desires as well. It should also be made evident that the models are pulsating randomly, and arcing in abnormal directions in a manner extremely different from what would be expected of the green models, given their locations, as well as their usual nature. I would say that their current abilities could be mostly attributed to my corrupting eldritch sorcery calling them forth, and manipulating their nature to sort my needs in the most efficient and timely manner possible at the current moment. These needs are quite obviously the eradication of the High-Queen of the Vord in this universe, and thusly the annihilation of all Vord within GodCraft. For once, my objective is not muddled entirely by various plots of rather ambiguous intent, such as the eternal desires and subtle knowledge of the Outer Gods, an objective that is not very admirable, if it can be considered so at all. Still, I shall carry out their plans, knowing this. Anyhow, I extend a hand to the madly twitching green spheres, and they begin to distort themselves immensely, large amounts of plasma disappearing at utterly random and pointless intervals. The spheres slowly deplete themselves of energy and plasma before disappearing entirely. I stand, coated in green flame. Hah. I proceed to fuse the vast majority of this energy together into a singular explosion of arcane fury. Green flames suddenly appear upon the High-Queen. Hopefully, the beast is surprised, considering it did nothing to constitute such an assault, nor did anyone see the actual attack. My green aura is missing. The flames burn through chitin, flesh, croach, and Endstone alike, making absolutely no distinction between the four. Noting this, I telekinetically force the energy to remain upon the High-Queen, slowly burning her/it away with a septillionth of a septillionth of the energy of the Green Sun. I forcefully forge a link between the High-Queen and the Green Sun, and wait. The creature bursts into actual green flames, writhing in a manner akin to a tortured hellscholar bereft of its ever-pulsating flesh, torn from the bone by a thousand occultists. A feat that should be respected amongst those who do not regularly deal with demons and abominations. People who do not partake of my despicable practices, that is to say. The link continues to burn the High-Queen into oblivion, until it/she is dead, and therefore every single Vord in GodCraft.


I repair the crack made in The Enlightenment, or attempt to do so. Afterwards, I consider the various methods I could improve the sphere. Perhaps I could infuse it with the energy of creation, or the refined power of the Red Dragon.

Post III

The Southern Tundra IIIIII

I fire it at the Croach, freezing it over.

I then heal the Refugees.

Alchemy Upgrationer Complete!

Sniper Rifle && SCP-272 && Nightmare Fuel 3/X

Ψ-Mech Mk.III x2

Ace of Seas && Ace of Rocks && Deck of Cards && Ace of Storms && Ace of Flames 3/X

Shieldroid 9/10

Dragonfly 19/20

SCP-962 49/50

Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4

5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
12/20 x3 Magic

Battlefield: I use the gender airstriker on random targets
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x28, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper, iWeatherman, Gender Airstriker, Blueshifter, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense
Wilson's Shop: $78
Needed Dupes: Hellsun x1

Gender Airstriker AND Satellite 7/10
iWeatherman AND Blueshifter 7/9
I dupe a potion of hellsun for talist

+2 to Wilson

Nova Armor 3/25

I See a Super Smash Ball Appears around the Area so i have to Follow it 1/5

as i was Following the S Smashball i Killed the Groups of Vords with a Katana increasing the Total Damage Must go Get it!

> Alchemies
I duplicate a Potion of Panacea II
Unicoder && SCP-536 = ??? (2/?)
Scribe's Wands && SCP-2046 && SCP-2300 = Mental Element (6/10)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 5

> Action: Cellular Finale
If the High-Queen has had its name changed (probably from the gender airstriker), I still target it, just under the new name.

I begin by pulling out Ergo Sum and doing a Cellular Automata Finale! I do need to mention that it is hopefully still supersized with the Giant Gear.

I first create an array of guns and breeders in all Life-like cellular automata, all aimed at the High-Queen! This includes the Gosper glider gun, several Spartan universal computer-constructors and a bunch of gliderless LWSS guns, and that's just for B3/S23! Next, I place a laser gun under Like Star Wars that begins to fire a massive array of gliders in the shape of a laser at the High-Queen! I then produce a bunch of infinitely expanding patterns inside the High-Queen, tearing it apart into many different parts, such as a diamond filled with chaos, a square filled with nothing and a circular-ish pattern that doesn't quite expand as quickly. Two ladders from Life without Death punch through the High-Queen before a shoot catches up with one, causing a massive explosion of cells!

Next, the different cellular automata begin to interact. A ladder hits an LWSS gun. The LWSS gun sends a glider out before being consumed by the ladder. The glider hits the expanding diamond, causing the diamond to break apart, bombarding the High-Queen with more patterns. A Spartan universal computer-constructor is destroyed, sending chaos everywhere, much of which expands to hit the High-Queen. I add a methuselah in the High-Queen's face, burning it and sending it flying back into an array of still lifes, which begin reacting, disfiguring the High-Queen's back. Next, I trap her in a cage of maxes and leave her there. A moon ends up bombarding it (no, not the moon, a moon in cellular automata is a pattern of four live cells that is a small orthogonal spaceship) and causing chaos in the max cage, sending gliders everywhere! The gliders from the computer and the gliders from the cage synthesize a pentadecathlon! I switch the pentadecathlon to Fredkin and it immediately begins to spread!

A Gosper glider gun is consumed, causing more chaos in the replication and tearing the replication's fabric. Two salvos of gliders appear and constructs a 7-engine cordership that flies itself into the High-Queen before the High-Queen is consumed by the Replicator. I switch the Replicator cells to Conway's Life cells and they stabilize, but not before trapping the High-Queen! The High-Queen takes massive damage from this awe-inspiring yet massively chaotic mess of cellular automata!


Just when it thinks it's over and stabilized, a troll glider appears and strikes a pulsar in just the right way to throw the entire pattern into chaos, trapping the High-Queen with it and dealing a little extra damage! After it is truly stabilized, I clear the field of cells.

Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4

5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
13/20 x3 Magic

Battlefield: I use BT:Ultramarine on the Hive Queen
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x28, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper, iWeatherman, Gender Airstriker, Blueshifter, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense
Wilson's Shop: $80
Needed Dupes:

Gender Airstriker AND Satellite 8/10
iWeatherman AND Blueshifter 8/9
I dupe a potion of hellsun for talist

+2 to Wilson