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I hack into the tank and make it see pictures of kittens.

I take 18 dumps on any random terrors.

I give the terrors high gas prices.

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this is not important

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I throw routers at the tank.

You are too far away!

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Raidriar takes the Infinity Blade from TwinBuilder and tries to slice Siris in two with it, but he misses and hits the Terror Creeper.
With this, the Infinity Blade:

Siris then impales the head of the terror zombie.
With this blade that he took from Raidriar as he finished forging it from a burning Pit's tears.

5000 damage to both terrors!

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YES!! LET'S WIN THIS! 4/5 Useless Beam. I redirect my Useless Beam to the Terror Creeper now. I slice the Terror Zombie up with some rapid-fire triple-wielding sword action.

7000 damage to the terror zombie!

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*cough*. Why, TT, why? D:

I don't want something beyond our control to win this fight, because your silly "plot" requires it. This isn't fun anymore. We can win this ourselves.

I take the Sword of RAGE, bang on it a few times (to finish it), cool it off, and proceed to travel to the mystical entity beyond time and space known only as PLOT. I then completely eradicate PLOT in an epic duel lasting OVER 9000 minutes. But the fight is won, and the plot is destroyed.

"I don't need plot. I don't need some ultra-powerful creature to win this for us. All I need is freedom to act."

I then adopt a pet kitten, because why not.

My Kitten: 5/5 HP

I tried to make this final fight suitably awesome! And it's not won entirely by things out of your control-you still have to battle enemies to defend something important that couldn't win without you! I'm sorry, but I must tell you; if you don't like it, leave.

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i hug the kitten increasing its max health.

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5/5 Useless Beam!! However (plot twist) its uselessness is actually USEFUL, so it turns into a Useful Beam instead! The Beam is blasted right at the Terror Creeper, which is hurt by its usefulness.

All charges/entities will fail or be treated as normal attacks, so the usefulness beam deals 9000 damage to the creeper!

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I shoot the terrors with 1 Porter's Mark II Ray Gun burst each!

3000 damage to both terrors!

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Realising the uselessness of the AACN tank, I hook myself up to a polygraph machine and a fMRI scanner to prove I am telling the truth.
Then I shout out the godmodder:
"We are actually having a great time, all you are doing is giving us more time to have fun, not grief, YOU ARE THE BEST"

I then proceed to fus ro dah the entities on the dragon to knock them off.

The godmodder can not hear you due to being under the effect of the healing spell! But still, he was starting to realize that as he was knocked to 1 HP, which is why he used the healing spell. You can not knock entities off the dragon, but you still deal 2000 damage to both of them!

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I summon a Starcraft II Bronze league N00B who puts 5 gateways on a single pylon and mindlessly sends a stream of zealots at the Terror creeper.
Zealot beats mutalisk and baneling. To beat baneling, send a light stream of one at a time. To beat mutalisk, keep attacking so if they move their base will fall. Then bring in the void rays and obliterate.

The appearance of the "secret of the void" Is similar to mine. Perhaps I am it's offspring? Maybe that's why I was born near soviet russia. Makes sense.




You use a starcraft reference, I use a starcraft attack.
I won the null zone level. I can win this.

8000 damage to the terror creeper!

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I shoot the terrors like sh*t.

2000 damage to both of them!

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I attack A random Terror with FOUR large miniguns.

6000 damage to the terror creeper!

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I get Herobrine to attack the Terrors with pure darkness. After that, he teleports away.

3000 damage to both of them!

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I grow rainbow butterfly wings. Then I OHKO all the terrors simply by unfurling my wings. Tabuu attacks FTW!

You can not just OHKO them, but you still deal 3000 damage to both of them!

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Hmpf.

Well then, 6 days until arrival.


An orbital hydrogen bomb hits a terror in their teeth. At orbital speeds of about 4000m/s.

7000 damage to the terror creeper!

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A Fury Space Battleship flies into orbit and unleashes a dual broadside of brutal plasma orbs, dealing massive damage to both terrors.

3000 damage to both terrors!

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Siris dodges Raidriar's stab, impaling the Terror Creeper.

Siris then slices it across the body.

6000 damage to the terror creeper!

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Because I'm pretty sure the Terrors will be dead by now, I switch focus. I try and break the hexagonal barrier surrounding the Godmodder.

You can't break it! You're pretty far away anyway.

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I turn into the hulk and throw a surviving terror at the ACN tank. it bounces off, lands in the beam, and is vaporized. if that fails. i kneesmash the terror to death and throw it off.

7000 damage to the terror zombie! It gets back on the back of the dragon somehow...

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TRUST MY TEAMMATES TO DENY POWER.

I transform anyway, wonder how you can get an undead undead, and attack the creeper with a supersonic chainsaw.

7000 damage to the terror creeper!

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I throw a terror off the surface

Terror creeper killed, since it was already very low on health!

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Siris parries the Infinity Blade away from Raidriar.

While Raidriar picks it up, Siris stabs the barrier surrounding the godmodder.

You are too far away! You have to stay on the dragon's back and defend!

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I place down FIFTEEN large armadillo craps to instantly damage the next wave of ghost terrors

They fly off the back!

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I fire a Gun Gun that shoots Guns that are made by Mann Co. so that they randomly jam and explode if used at the Terror Creeper.

The terror creeper is dead!

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I hack into the tank and make it see pictures of kittens.

Does nothing!

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I take 18 dumps on any random terrors.

4000 damage to the terror zombie!

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I give the terrors high gas prices.

NOT HIGH GAS PRICES! 10000 damage to the terror zombie!

The terror zombie attacks one of the orbs for 15000 damage!

The Secret of the Void uses the power of its orbs, and the green beam leaps forward!

More terrors fall from the sky and land on its back, and begin shambling towards you! Kill them all!

The Secret of the Void does a summon of its own! Looking, you see a miniature Death Star(still very huge) coming to assist you! It will summon many of the entities(some weakened partially) you have used in the past to help in this fight! Since the Secret of the Void is so powerful, it bypasses the anti-entity aura!

Secret of+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ACNTT-----------the void

Orb 1: 50000/50000(fueling energy beam)(+10000 health per turn)

Orb 2: 35000/50000(fueling energy beam)(+10000 health per turn)

Orb 3: 50000/50000(fueling energy beam)(+10000 health per turn)

Terror zombie: 1000/50000(anti-orb)

Terror Blaze: 60000/60000(anti-orb)

Terror Skeleton: 65000/65000

Terror Zombie: 50000/50000

Death Star: 75000/75000(anti-terror)

ACN TURRET TANK: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000(pro-godmodder)(nigh invulnerable)(final boss)

Godmodder HP: 1/80(pro-godmodder)(healing spell in effect, will fully heal godmodder in 10 turns)

Aura of anti-charging and entities

While Raidriar dives for the Infinity Blade, Siris (my reincarnation) leaps for the Terror Blaze.

I finish off the injured zombie.

I finish the terror zombie by poking it many many times.

Edit: Ninja'd, I do it to the blaze instead.

I PICK THE TERROR SKELETON UP BY THE EYESOCKETS, THEN SHOVE HIM IN BETWEEN THE CONTACT POINT OF THE BEAMS!

I chainsaw the skeletons rib cage off because that's how all surgeons do it.

I get an insanely creepy owl to come in and stare down the Terror Blaze. Due to mystical and terrifying powers, the Terror Blaze takes tangible damage.

Anyways... Woo hoo! 300 pages!! I wonder who will claim the 6,000th post and the 6,000th reply (6,001th post)!

I give the skeleton an atomic wedgie somehow.

I call Notch and a good hacker to ban the Godmodder from Minecraft

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I call Notch and a good hacker to ban the Godmodder from Minecraft

I bet 10000 damage on a terror that's its not gonna work.

I grab the minecraft forums, Stick it on a telephone pole, Hold it horizontally, Start spinning very fast, And run up to as many terrors as I can find.

I throw holy water on the terror blaze.

I give the terrors a whack in thier faces with frozen fire.

there should be eight posts left until the six-thousandth.


Anyhoo, I go to a living ghost-terror and Drop kick it into an inferno (or the ocean, if blaze.)

I heal an orb using duct tape, if I can't, I throw rubber chickens and real planes at a terror.

Six remain. I ask the death star if certain charged attacks will be used my it as well?

Then I use a "russian rainmaker" which makes it rain, which Pretty much PWNZ the blaze.

5...

I wrap a terror in spiked duct tape.