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*cough*. Why, TT, why? D:

I don't want something beyond our control to win this fight, because your silly "plot" requires it. This isn't fun anymore. We can win this ourselves.

I take the Sword of RAGE, bang on it a few times (to finish it), cool it off, and proceed to travel to the mystical entity beyond time and space known only as PLOT. I then completely eradicate PLOT in an epic duel lasting OVER 9000 minutes. But the fight is won, and the plot is destroyed.

"I don't need plot. I don't need some ultra-powerful creature to win this for us. All I need is freedom to act."

I then adopt a pet kitten, because why not.

My Kitten: 5/5 HP

5/5 Useless Beam!! However (plot twist) its uselessness is actually USEFUL, so it turns into a Useful Beam instead! The Beam is blasted right at the Terror Creeper, which is hurt by its usefulness.

I shoot the terrors with 1 Porter's Mark II Ray Gun burst each!

Realising the uselessness of the AACN tank, I hook myself up to a polygraph machine and a fMRI scanner to prove I am telling the truth.
Then I shout out the godmodder:
"We are actually having a great time, all you are doing is giving us more time to have fun, not grief, YOU ARE THE BEST"

I then proceed to fus ro dah the entities on the dragon to knock them off.

I summon a Starcraft II Bronze league N00B who puts 5 gateways on a single pylon and mindlessly sends a stream of zealots at the Terror creeper.
Zealot beats mutalisk and baneling. To beat baneling, send a light stream of one at a time. To beat mutalisk, keep attacking so if they move their base will fall. Then bring in the void rays and obliterate.

The appearance of the "secret of the void" Is similar to mine. Perhaps I am it's offspring? Maybe that's why I was born near soviet russia. Makes sense.




You use a starcraft reference, I use a starcraft attack.
I won the null zone level. I can win this.

I shoot the terrors like sh*t.

I attack A random Terror with FOUR large miniguns.

I get Herobrine to attack the Terrors with pure darkness. After that, he teleports away.

I grow rainbow butterfly wings. Then I OHKO all the terrors simply by unfurling my wings. Tabuu attacks FTW!

Hmpf.

Well then, 6 days until arrival.


An orbital hydrogen bomb hits a terror in their teeth. At orbital speeds of about 4000m/s.

A Fury Space Battleship flies into orbit and unleashes a dual broadside of brutal plasma orbs, dealing massive damage to both terrors.

Siris dodges Raidriar's stab, impaling the Terror Creeper.

Siris then slices it across the body.

Because I'm pretty sure the Terrors will be dead by now, I switch focus. I try and break the hexagonal barrier surrounding the Godmodder.

I turn into the hulk and throw a surviving terror at the ACN tank. it bounces off, lands in the beam, and is vaporized. if that fails. i kneesmash the terror to death and throw it off.

TRUST MY TEAMMATES TO DENY POWER.

I transform anyway, wonder how you can get an undead undead, and attack the creeper with a supersonic chainsaw.

I throw a terror off the surface

Siris parries the Infinity Blade away from Raidriar.

While Raidriar picks it up, Siris stabs the barrier surrounding the godmodder.

I place down FIFTEEN large armadillo craps to instantly damage the next wave of ghost terrors

I fire a Gun Gun that shoots Guns that are made by Mann Co. so that they randomly jam and explode if used at the Terror Creeper.