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Yes... This is it! This is... The FINAL COUNTDOWN DOO DOO DOO DOOOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOOOOOO--nope.
My spamming of the song "The Final Countdown" damages the Voodoo Monument somehow. Mega Man, seeing an opportunity, copies the ability of a fallen Iron Golem!
Mystical gray light swirls around him, and he changes colors to reflect the scenario! You got the Golem Toss!
Golem Toss: Mega Man gains the arm strength of an Iron Golem. He will pick up an enemy and throw it across the field, dealing moderate damage. It runs out of ammo at a moderate pace.
Mega Man uses his newfound Golem Toss to chuck the Voodoo Monument across the throne room!
Stats:
HP: 80,000.
Metal Blade: 90/100.
Napalm Bomb: 100/100.
Black Hole Bomb: 80/100.
Golem Toss: 90/100.
E-Tanks: 10/10. Heals 15,000 HP per tank.
Axis battery complete! Plus ten energy.
I go and slap something bad, heal something good, and realize posting by tablet SUCKS
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Whatever you do. Dont. Mess. With. The. Dragon. EVER. It feeds on skydoesminecraft fans. Well, only the ones that act like they have been taking drugs.
I pull out a detonator and the McDonald's goes flying to kingdom come. I then slap the godmodder, kick him in the crotch, backhand him into a hole to bedrock, throw a land mine down, blow him to the moon, he then lands on the McDonalds on the way down, he then takes a trip on the McDonalds, gets crushed on the moon, fall back down into the Large Hadron Collider, I then fire a large tree through the collider, nuke it to oblivion, create a black hole in the godmodder, implode the black hole, slap him with multiple red herrings at once, get puppies to on him, call in an orbital ion strike on him, spray a clip from my LSAT with stock, fmj, and extended clip at him, chainsaw his arms off, choke him with his own hands, chainsaw his tonsil out, forcefeed it to him, wash his eyeballs with soap, blow his testies out with a R870, smash the sun on him, call an ICBM on him, empty a Five Seven clip into him, kick him in the eye, poke his eyes out with a chainsaw, forcefeed it to him, orbital strike him in the mouth, take a dump in his mouth, stuff him in a microwave, turn it on for 30 min on max power, airdrop a tank on him, blow the tank up while it is on him, take his teddy bear and throw it into a volcano, call in a lightning strike on him, tell him to play minesweeper in real life, blow him up to Jupiter crashing with the McDonalds on the way, feed him to a neutron star, implode the neutron star, give him a healthy dose of gamma rays, inject HIV into his bloodstream, feed him a block of lead, chop his legs off with a rusty katana, make him kick himself, destroy the universe with the godmodder in it, remove him from the time line, destroy reality, and finally, destroy the universe, again.
I summon an army of Zombie Ninja Pirate Teenage Robot Mutant Turtle Monkey Demon Mecha Angel Gods from Space
They are mindless popculture references and thus can't be mindcontrolled. Their feral instincts have chosen me as their eternal leader, and only me. They despise the godmodder for liking justin bieber, who even unites THE INTERNET in its hate against him.
1/10
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Would you like to know the atomic structure of a piece of bread?
The hexmobile unleashes a massive volley of antimatter missiles on the godmodder. over 9000 missiles are fired, and each one can single-handedly blow a hole to bedrock. even if the godmodder survives the assualt, he will be taking a large fall to bedrock. Unfortunatly, the barrage overloads the power supplies, causing the hexmobile to lose 25000 HP.
TIP: we should focus fire on the Voodoo statue, but wait until the godmodder is at 1 HP to destroy it.
Yes... This is it! This is... The FINAL COUNTDOWN DOO DOO DOO DOOOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOOOOOO--nope.
My spamming of the song "The Final Countdown" damages the Voodoo Monument somehow. Mega Man, seeing an opportunity, copies the ability of a fallen Iron Golem!
Mystical gray light swirls around him, and he changes colors to reflect the scenario! You got the Golem Toss!
Golem Toss: Mega Man gains the arm strength of an Iron Golem. He will pick up an enemy and throw it across the field, dealing moderate damage. It runs out of ammo at a moderate pace.
Mega Man uses his newfound Golem Toss to chuck the Voodoo Monument across the throne room!
Stats:
HP: 80,000.
Metal Blade: 90/100.
Napalm Bomb: 100/100.
Black Hole Bomb: 80/100.
Golem Toss: 90/100.
E-Tanks: 10/10. Heals 15,000 HP per tank.
8000 damage to the voodoo statue! Golem toss learned!
I pull out a detonator and the McDonald's goes flying to kingdom come. I then slap the godmodder, kick him in the crotch, backhand him into a hole to bedrock, throw a land mine down, blow him to the moon, he then lands on the McDonalds on the way down, he then takes a trip on the McDonalds, gets crushed on the moon, fall back down into the Large Hadron Collider, I then fire a large tree through the collider, nuke it to oblivion, create a black hole in the godmodder, implode the black hole, slap him with multiple red herrings at once, get puppies to on him, call in an orbital ion strike on him, spray a clip from my LSAT with stock, fmj, and extended clip at him, chainsaw his arms off, choke him with his own hands, chainsaw his tonsil out, forcefeed it to him, wash his eyeballs with soap, blow his testies out with a R870, smash the sun on him, call an ICBM on him, empty a Five Seven clip into him, kick him in the eye, poke his eyes out with a chainsaw, forcefeed it to him, orbital strike him in the mouth, take a dump in his mouth, stuff him in a microwave, turn it on for 30 min on max power, airdrop a tank on him, blow the tank up while it is on him, take his teddy bear and throw it into a volcano, call in a lightning strike on him, tell him to play minesweeper in real life, blow him up to Jupiter crashing with the McDonalds on the way, feed him to a neutron star, implode the neutron star, give him a healthy dose of gamma rays, inject HIV into his bloodstream, feed him a block of lead, chop his legs off with a rusty katana, make him kick himself, destroy the universe with the godmodder in it, remove him from the time line, destroy reality, and finally, destroy the universe, again.
The godmodder blocks your slap at the start of the chain, causing everything else to go hilariously wrong, with the bedrock opening to the void and a small town falling in, tonsils crushing the same small town, minesweeper blowing up the small town, and the lad block destroying what remained. You really don't want to know how the chain of events went as a whole.
I summon an army of Zombie Ninja Pirate Teenage Robot Mutant Turtle Monkey Demon Mecha Angel Gods from Space
They are mindless popculture references and thus can't be mindcontrolled. Their feral instincts have chosen me as their eternal leader, and only me. They despise the godmodder for liking justin bieber, who even unites THE INTERNET in its hate against him.
The godmodder swallows them whole as you attempt to smash them!
The godmodder starts charging a rechargable shield to protect the voodoo monument, and he also submits an application to becoming an admin on the forums for this server! The elite fortress minions all guard the voodoo statue to help it in the meantime, and all the golems attack the thunder lair for 25000 damage! The AXIS heals itself, the factory, and the thunder lair for 7000 health to each, the blows an elite minion into oblivion! The thunder lair and mega man kill a basic golem each, and the hexmobile and turrets both kill another elite golem each!
Voodoo Statue: 550000/1000000(neutral)(connected to godmodder, will damage when destroyed)
Shrine: 187000/200000(neutral)(summoning powers)(seconding powers)(disabled to anti-godmodders and pro-godmodders for 2 more turns)
Hexmobile: 125000/125000+60000/60000 shields(3/4 shield blocker)(+11500 shields/turn)(+6500 health/turn)(anti-godmodder)(armored, -10000 damage taken each post)(has auto-blowtorch)
Godmodder HP: 3/80(pro-godmodder)(charging rechargable voodoo shield, 2 turns until completion)(submitting admin application, 3 turns until it is processed...)
I put my 10 TJ to use, alnl in the shield generator.
Imma charging mah L4Z0R!!! 1/5 (not a summon, an attack.)
I take the voodoo monument to orbit and drop it.
I heal the AXIS.
I find the remaining Elite golem and take his arm then use it as a club to pummel the snowgolems.
Whatever you do. Dont. Mess. With. The. Dragon. EVER. It feeds on skydoesminecraft fans. Well, only the ones that act like they have been taking drugs.
My spamming of the song "The Final Countdown" damages the Voodoo Monument somehow. Mega Man, seeing an opportunity, copies the ability of a fallen Iron Golem!
Mystical gray light swirls around him, and he changes colors to reflect the scenario! You got the Golem Toss!
Golem Toss: Mega Man gains the arm strength of an Iron Golem. He will pick up an enemy and throw it across the field, dealing moderate damage. It runs out of ammo at a moderate pace.
Mega Man uses his newfound Golem Toss to chuck the Voodoo Monument across the throne room!
Stats:
HP: 80,000.
Metal Blade: 90/100.
Napalm Bomb: 100/100.
Black Hole Bomb: 80/100.
Golem Toss: 90/100.
E-Tanks: 10/10. Heals 15,000 HP per tank.
I go and slap something bad, heal something good, and realize posting by tablet SUCKS
They are mindless popculture references and thus can't be mindcontrolled. Their feral instincts have chosen me as their eternal leader, and only me. They despise the godmodder for liking justin bieber, who even unites THE INTERNET in its hate against him.
1/10
TT2000, you are genius.
Kuero csn slice him to ribbons with his katanas, the Silvers.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
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The entire thing deals 1 damage!
450000 damage to the voodoo monument! Gunship destroyed!
You aim it at the voodoo monument!
8000 damage to the voodoo statue! Golem toss learned!
You kill 1 elite minion and 1 normal minion!
It falls and kills 2 normal and 1 elite minion!
AXIS given 10 TJ for usage! I forgot what you said it would initially go to, so I'll put it in the main body.
The godmodder blocks your slap at the start of the chain, causing everything else to go hilariously wrong, with the bedrock opening to the void and a small town falling in, tonsils crushing the same small town, minesweeper blowing up the small town, and the lad block destroying what remained. You really don't want to know how the chain of events went as a whole.
He CAN, maybe(but probably not) but he doesn't!
The godmodder types everything you typed backwards(using his ten arms to do it in 10 seconds) causing them to be deflected right back at you!
The godmodder swallows them whole as you attempt to smash them!
The godmodder starts charging a rechargable shield to protect the voodoo monument, and he also submits an application to becoming an admin on the forums for this server! The elite fortress minions all guard the voodoo statue to help it in the meantime, and all the golems attack the thunder lair for 25000 damage! The AXIS heals itself, the factory, and the thunder lair for 7000 health to each, the blows an elite minion into oblivion! The thunder lair and mega man kill a basic golem each, and the hexmobile and turrets both kill another elite golem each!
Voodoo Statue: 550000/1000000(neutral)(connected to godmodder, will damage when destroyed)
Shrine: 187000/200000(neutral)(summoning powers)(seconding powers)(disabled to anti-godmodders and pro-godmodders for 2 more turns)
Hexmobile: 125000/125000+60000/60000 shields(3/4 shield blocker)(+11500 shields/turn)(+6500 health/turn)(anti-godmodder)(armored, -10000 damage taken each post)(has auto-blowtorch)
AXIS: 83000/130000+0/15000 shields(anti-godmodder)(-10% magic damage, +10% techno-damage)(Main body: 60 TJ)(left gun: 20 TJ)(Right gun: 0 TJ)(Mortar: 0 TJ)(shield generator: 5 TJ)(Targeting system: 5 TJ)(Med Bay: 20 TJ)
Thunder Lair: 47000/80000+4000/10000 defense(anti-godmodder)(60 power, +10 power per post)(+5000 health per post)
Turrets(anti-godmodder)(powered by 1(3000/3000x1) batteries)
Factory: 71000/75000(anti-godmodder)(produces a battery every 3 posts, 3 more posts until next battery)(far away)
Mega Man: 80000/80000(anti-godmodder)(Blade launcher: 90/100)(Napalm: 95/100)(Black Hole Bomb: 80/100)(golem toss: 90/100)(chargeable shots)
E-tankx10(mega-man healing)
Godmodder fortress minion golem: 500/500x3(pro-godmodder)(-1 golem per post)
Elite Godmodder fortress minion golem: 2000/2000(guarding voodoo statue)
Godmodder HP: 3/80(pro-godmodder)(charging rechargable voodoo shield, 2 turns until completion)(submitting admin application, 3 turns until it is processed...)
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I summon the golems secret weakness: Pink pony fairies out of highly radioactive tungsten. I throw an army of them at the elite minions.
TT2000, you are genius.
I then send him a punch packet. Which is a massive fist in his computer monitor that punches him in the mouth.
Afterwards, I summon a VTOL Warship and Lodestar from Black Ops II. Both are anti-Godmodder.
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Virus: 1/5
Imma charging mah L4Z0R!!! 1/5 (not a summon, an attack.)
I take the voodoo monument to orbit and drop it.
I heal the AXIS.
I find the remaining Elite golem and take his arm then use it as a club to pummel the snowgolems.
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