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Quote from GoldHero101»

Hit that revived gorilla with a hammer.

Quote from LifeAsRoyalRanger»

Try To Infuse The Energy Coming From Your Fingertip To Your Hammer. (Wow That Is A LOT Of Images Up There...)

You experimentally touch THE PIE-SMASHER with the MAGENTA FINGERPRINT on your finger. You concentrate very hard, trying to transfer what appears to be MAGENTA ENERGY into your weapon. Nothing happens. You're about to give up when suddenly, your weapon begins to gradually shift into values of magenta! Weird energy leaks out of your weapon, and you pull your finger away. The weapon returns to normal.

The gorilla eyes you quizzically. He appears to be disturbed by what you're doing.

Quote from siegelordhector»

Go with ka_doink's plan to check out the slaughterhouse, since you already resolved to do it earlier. But before you do that, smack the big eye that powers the GORILLA's regeneration and shielding twice with your PIE HAMMER, while trying not to look at it anymore than you have to in order to hit. Preferably you should do this before hitting the gorilla if you are going to since that might weaken his shields. It might buy you the time you need to check out the slaughterhouse before he finishes regenerating, if the idea of damaging the power source slowing down regeneration works. If not, it's worth trying, as it is a giant weak point practically demanding to be hit.

You realize that you never actually tried hitting the EYE with your PIE-SMASHER, so for all you know it could be a big glaring weak spot! You run towards the cavity in the wall, jumping through it with acrobatic finesse! You swing THE PIE-SMASHER over your head, ready to connect with the EYE in what will surely be a devastating blow that stops the gorilla's regeneration!

You do indeed connect with something, but it's not what you'd hoped for. You open your eyes when you hear a harsh bubbling noise around you, seeing that there's a SHIELD around the EYE, too! Perfect. Absolutely perfect. This one's bigger, and it has even more ARCANE SYMBOLS and OCCULT IMAGERY that you don't understand. It looks like the EYE and the gorilla's protection is linked somehow... But that isn't the least of your worries.

Energy materializes on the SHIELD, suddenly rebounding to your position without warning! An electrical shock courses through you and THE PIE-SMASHER as you are forcefully ejected from the shield! Malevolent energy flows through you as you collide with the ground, taking a whopping 7 damage! You are now at 1/8 HP. (I know you had a max HP of 7 earlier, but let's just say you gained +1 HP for getting to LEVEL 2.)

Injuries and pain wrack your physical form. If you stay here any longer, you run the risk of dying at the hands of a black orb lodged in a wall or in a mutating baby gorilla. Yeah, you just had to say that out loud to realize how stupid it was.

Quote from ka_doink1234o0»

Put light in inventory, and check out the slaughterhouse.

There is no more LIGHT, remember? Ignoring that discrepancy, you decide to finally face your fears and enter the SLAUGHTERHOUSE. You don't hear the screaming you heard coming from it anymore, but that doesn't do much to ease your anxiety. In fact, it only makes it worse. Running through the door, you find yourself confronted by a predictable darkness. Yet this darkness isn't as bad as the one plaguing the other rooms... In fact, you can actually see, albeit dimly. As your eyes adjust to the low light levels, you see...

What looks like some kind of operating table (affectionately called a CARVING STATION) with a PERSON cut into several moving parts, a cabinet on the wall with a large array of EXTREMELY DEADLY WEAPONRY, and a GIANT HEAP OF BODY PARTS in a corner of the room. ...The PERSON at the table is shuddering. Are they... are they whispering at you to help them?

You have only one response to this.

Quote from The_Topazian»

Shine your flashlight on the EYE to BLIND the EYE. Maybe that will incapacitate it.

The EYE is closed.

Quote from EnzoSoCute»

Give gorilla meat cylinders to the gorilla as a peace offering?

if not then try to remember the person you saw when you touched the eye with your magenta fingertip.

You take one of the GORILLA MEAT CYLINDERS that have still been on the floor all this time and, hesitantly, give it the gorilla. His arm shoots out and grabs the MEAT CYLINDER, absorbing it into his body. His frame grows even bigger, and he begins to look more like his old self... gorilla regeneration process accelerated!

thank you for your kind and generous donation.

Quote from TT2000»

I'm back, and still want our poor, slightly deranged hero dead! And the best way to do that right now is to leave, there isn't much that could kill us here.

Travel towards the place where Twin wants us to go!

You can't go to HELL right now.

Quote from MegaMinEr69»

Again, check for skill points.

If there's no such thing, SMASH THE GORILLA TO BITS.

There's no such thing as SKILL POINTS, and you tried smashing the gorilla already!

Quote from insert_generic_username»

Loot the chest, then GTGO.

Quote from crystalcat»

Let's go with Generic's plan.

[X] Loot the chest, then GTGO.

Quote from Bomber57»

Nope your way down the hallway. Sticking around with this gorilla is like getting stuck up a creek without a paddle. And where does that creek flow to? Buttsville. You have heard of that horrible place in whispers and on the wind, and it's nowhere you want to be.

Quote from ConsumerOfAll»

[X] Loot the chest, then GTGO.

The SB/SV voting system is kind of redundant here, because we get as many actions as we want, but why not?

Having exhausted all other options, you run down the MEAT LOCKER, claiming the METALLIC CHEST in the CAVITY left behind by the LIGHT. There isn't enough room in your INVENTORY to take it, so you dump the 15 ICKY SAUSAGES in its place. Hey, it's not like you were going to eat them. You're pretty sure sausages aren't supposed to be green. With that set in place, you'd better get the hell out of dodge. You certainly don't want to end up in BUTTSVILLE, after all. BUTTSVILLE is a legendary village supposedly populated by anthropomorphic butts. It scared you so much when you were a kid. Everyone thought it was funny, but you were the only one who saw the horror in it. How did the butts breathe? How did they eat? You shudder just thinking about it.

You quickly run back down the MEAT LOCKER hallway, jump the counter, and rev up your legs to run as fast as they can. Channeling the inner SONIC SPEED you knew you had in you all along, you blur across the MURDER HUT, glaring at the gorilla with as much anger and sheer nope as you can. He obviously notices, but what can he do? He's stuck to the ground. His regeneration process hasn't completed yet.

no, no! curse this stupidly slow regeneration! do you hear me, jeff coleman? we will meet again! we will find you! beware the marked! beware the eye! we will never let you out of our sight!

You jump through the HOLE you used to enter the MURDER HUT/DELI, panting with your hands on your legs. You... You did it. You escaped the deli. And what's even better, no one seems to have noticed that you just spontaneously jumped out of a deli. Come to think of it, it barely looks like the sun's moved from where it was in the sky when you first climbed into that hole. At the very least, the peanut gallery's gone. You can do whatever you want now! As long as it doesn't attract more unwanted attention.

You hear a fizzling noise behind you, as if something just popped into place. Turning around, you find that another GORILLA POSTER has replaced the one you used for the PIE-SMASHER (which you made sure to go back and grab after it was thrown to the ground by the EYE). What's weirder, it looks pretty much identical.

> (Looks like that gorilla arc is over. Now what do you do? Look back to the first page if you need a refresher on what other stores there are here! If you want to go to one, that is.)

Go back to your HOUSE so you can try to figure out if the object the gorilla mentioned is in the wall of every home like he said. While you're on the way there, keep an eye out for any strangers with a MAGENTA FINGERTIP, while concealing your own MAGENTA FINGERTIP by curling your hands into fists as you walk.

Smash Pie Smasher into EmagPots until it catches on fire.

Take off the Gorilla Poster, throw the EXPIRED HEART into the deli, then replace the poster and poke it with your magenta fingerprint.

Open the CHEST. Proceed to take out the CONTENTS of the CHEST if it opens, and if it doesn't, smash the CHEST with your PIE-SMASHER. If that fails, eat the PIE on your PIE-SMASHER to recover your HP.

We need to rest. Lets head HOME. Then, we shall sleep.

You recall there being an alarmed man in the Brick Factory. He even had an ! above his head, and you know that ! means quest! Go forth, and prepare to kill 5 rats!

Open chest, then eat two pies for healing. We're at 1 HP thanks to that shield, a punch to our face could fell us!

Also, we need to experiment with whatever it is that MAGENTA FINGERPRINT does.

Take the second poster and upgrade the Pie-Smasher with it to the DOUBLE-SHAFTED PIE-SMASHER! With revolutionary two-rolled-up-posters-sticking-out-of-the-pie-with-a-45-degree-seperation technology!!!1!! Now you can hold your pie and hit stuff with it too! (You could do that before, of course, but now you can use two hands for MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY!)

You just realized that you need to buy some bricks.

Move towards (or into) the brick store in the most silly and passerby-attention-attracting way possible.

Is there a pie store? Or are we capable of making pie? We will do either, cooking as priority.

GoldHero, nobody wants to remember THE BITE OF '87.

Too late for that. /null

Check the stats of your new PIE-SMASHER, after that, encounter the person in the purple shirt that has a red exclamation mark hovering above its head in the BRICK & CO. If not, then enter the BRICK & CO. To buy bricks, obviously!

Look in the broken window of Brick & Co, also, take window shards and apply them in a ring around PIE-SMASHER to give it a chance to inflict bleed upon struck enemies. A hammer with spikes is better than a hammer without spikes, besides, it's not like you were going to get to eat that pie anyways.

MSPA reader Minecraft forum-goer: Ponder the mysteries of life, pie, where the heck the other party members could possibly be, and when we're actually going to get some inkling as to what the heck is going on.

Do a stupid dance while unleashing a VICTORY SCREEEEEEEEEEEECH!

Go to the pot place to get a thing for pies. Because reasons.

Examine the weird face drawn onto the BRICK & CO.

/null

... Is the game dead?