>Keep in mind to thank PIE STORE owner for all the memories. After all, even the best of stories come to an end, and although this one has now, at least you still have all the wonderful memories.
Anyways, investigate the rest of this place, but don't upturn the cash register. Be respectful of the place in your search, just have a quick look around without upending anything or taking anything that isn't yours to take. The PIES were fair game, because, to be honest, if the pie store is closing they weren't likely to be eaten by anyone else anyways. But the pie store owner obviously hasn't cleaned out the place yet, so some of this stuff is still his.
That being said, the bakery is very suspicious... more deli gorillas? Well, bakery gorillas in this case, but shenanigans are afoot most certainly.
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>Cry-eat a pie. This'll restore the remainder of your lost HP, and also help you cope with loss. Of pie. Then, get the key from the owner, and enter the BAKERY. If he doesn't have the key / refuses to give it to you, apply hammer to lock.
>Keep in mind to thank PIE STORE owner for all the memories. After all, even the best of stories come to an end, and although this one has now, at least you still have all the wonderful memories.
Anyways, investigate the rest of this place, but don't upturn the cash register. Be respectful of the place in your search, just have a quick look around without upending anything or taking anything that isn't yours to take. The PIES were fair game, because, to be honest, if the pie store is closing they weren't likely to be eaten by anyone else anyways. But the pie store owner obviously hasn't cleaned out the place yet, so some of this stuff is still his.
That being said, the bakery is very suspicious... more deli gorillas? Well, bakery gorillas in this case, but shenanigans are afoot most certainly.
This.
After searching place, run to nearest computer/something you can write on and write a essay on why the pieshop was awesome. Convert essay to EXP somehow. Then write another essay about how awesome it was and the memorys it gave you.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
After that, get back to your side quest. Search the alleys. If the thief has a knife, quickly ABSCOND.
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Sounds like a good idea crystal. But, lets save our pies for important situations. Look in the back room, see if there is a Franklin Badge like item.
You attempt to look in the BAKERY, expecting to find some goodies inside, but as should be completely obvious to you, the BAKERY is locked! Although, to be honest, you've never seen a lock quite like this before... It appears to be a large metal contraption welded onto the BAKERY DOORS themselves, unable to be removed via HAMMERSPACE! The keyhole takes the form of a narrow slit... You wonder how you're supposed to unlock it!
>SEE WHAT OTHER PHAT LEWT THE STORE-CORPSE CAN PROVIDE. PERHAPS THE CASH REGISTER WOULD CONTAIN SOMETHING OF USE
You move to the UNIT REGISTER, expecting to be able to find some goodies inside, but as should be completely obvious to you, there are no MONIES or other ITEMS easily accessible from it. Remember? All MONIES are contained in HAMMERSPACE! And it looks like the REGISTER is protected somehow... You're not getting through.
You exit the store and talk to THE OWNER. He seems to be just as confused about the lock's existence as you are. "...There's a lock blocking the bakery?? I didn't put anything like that there. But from the way you described it... That's gotta be a MEGATON-CLASS HAMMERSPACE CONDUIT." You now remember that THE OWNER has had a lot of experience with HAMMERSPACE MECHANICS. "I'll try to keep this simple. Basically, that lock was put down by a specific person, and arranged so it completely blocks the room it guards. The only way you can unlock it is by tracking down whoever put the lock down in the first place. Their touch - and conscious effort - will remove it."
You ask him how you could figure out who put the lock down. He thinks about it. "Well, every HAMMERSPACE CONDUIT's got some kind of QUANTINFO on the HAMMERSPACE REGISTRY. It's like a unique barcode that reacts only to the person who put it down - that person also has the code, too. If I can look at the lock's QUANTINFO and do some SERIOUS work, some of which is probably illegal... I'd be able to find out who made the lock in the first place, as well as a whole lot of other personal info."
You are suddenly very scared of making a HAMMERSPACE CONDUIT of any kind. THE OWNER smirks. "Ah, don't worry about it, man. I wouldn't do anything to you. This is a one-time thing only, more or less because..." THE OWNER looks away. "I need something in that BAKERY too. Something I forgot to get."
>Keep in mind to thank PIE STORE owner for all the memories. After all, even the best of stories come to an end, and although this one has now, at least you still have all the wonderful memories.
Anyways, investigate the rest of this place, but don't upturn the cash register. Be respectful of the place in your search, just have a quick look around without upending anything or taking anything that isn't yours to take. The PIES were fair game, because, to be honest, if the pie store is closing they weren't likely to be eaten by anyone else anyways. But the pie store owner obviously hasn't cleaned out the place yet, so some of this stuff is still his.
That being said, the bakery is very suspicious... more deli gorillas? Well, bakery gorillas in this case, but shenanigans are afoot most certainly.
You thank THE OWNER for all the memories the PIE STORE has given you. He nods gladly. "And thank YOU, Jeff, for being such a loyal customer. I'm never gonna forget you, man. And hey, we've got each others' phone numbers, so we can keep in touch."
You return to the UNIT REGISTER, realizing there's something there that caught your eye. You gain an OCCULT PIE MANUSCRIPT from the crack in the counter. Upon thorough examination, you find no other real objects of interest, and also see no signs of any GORILLAS.
>Cry-eat a pie. This'll restore the remainder of your lost HP, and also help you cope with loss. Of pie. Then, get the key from the owner, and enter the BAKERY. If he doesn't have the key / refuses to give it to you, apply hammer to lock.
You eat a PIE, gaining +1 HP. You are at FULL HP. You take out the PIE-SMASHER and swing it as hard as you can into the LOCK, but nothing happens. A loud dinging noise rings out from where you struck the LOCK.
After searching place, run to nearest computer/something you can write on and write a essay on why the pieshop was awesome. Convert essay to EXP somehow. Then write another essay about how awesome it was and the memorys it gave you.
There aren't any computers around! Perhaps when you get back HOME, you could accomplish such a task.
There it is. The hallowed PIE STORE MENU. You've stared at this thing for so long, you've memorized every piece of PIE on it, and in order. APPLE CRISP, APPLE PIE, BACON & EGGS PIE (that one's really good), BANANA CREAM PIE, and so on... Man. You're gonna be missing out on a lot now that this place is gone. It hurts to think about. But at least THE OWNER was kind enough to leave you with some leftover PIES!
Unfortunately, there is no MYSTERY PIE for you to try out.
>pray briefly to the pieous god (heh, heh) and conclude your pie pilgrimage.
You've already said earlier that you think all religions are wrong, but you do think the idea of a PIEOUS GOD is pretty funny. You snicker a little bit before resuming your search.
>You shirt appears to be glowing. Inspect it at once.
>Take the mystery pie poster. It's suspicious enough to have something hidden behind it.
>Look around for signs of gorillagorilla.
No, this is new.
Your... Your shirt! It glows in the dark?? How come you didn't know about this sooner! It's amazing! You wonder if the same thing happened while you were exploring the darkened areas of the MURDER HUT... It would explain why you felt like there was something lighting your way through the trials. You take the MYSTERY PIE POSTER. There is nothing behind it. There are no signs of GORILLAS anywhere.
>Contemplate the idea of an automatic pie-making machine. Ingredients in, delicious pie out.
Afterwards, >exit. Talk to the owner a bit more. After that, begin sniffing around for that brick thief.
An AUTOMATIC PIE-MAKING MACHINE... You've gotta say, you're a big fan of the idea. You seem to be ignoring the fact that you could hypothetically use a CRAFTING TABLE for this exact purpose, but whatever, it's cool. You're not going to let some cold hard facts get in the way of your intrepid fantasies. You never have.
After that, get back to your side quest. Search the alleys. If the thief has a knife, quickly ABSCOND.
You do. But you left them a while ago. And you moved here. You talk to them sometimes, but... Things haven't been the same for a long time.
Feeling that you've exhausted all possible places to search for in the PIE SHOP, you feel that it is time to say goodbye. You take one last look at your sanctuary and close the door behind you, staring at THE OWNER. He sighs. "It's for the best, man. Just thank you for your support, through all these years. And... I'm glad I could help you, too. I know people aren't exactly the nicest to you, so... I wanted to make this place a place where could you feel welcome, you know?"
You know.
"Well, I guess that's it, then. I'll be sure to keep an eye out for the mystery behind the BAKERY LOCK. And I'll keep you posted, too! If any interesting and new developments happen, I'll let you know right away. Who knows who could have made that LOCK, right?"
SIDEQUEST UNLOCKED: LOCK AND KEY
You walk away, waving at THE OWNER. He waves back. It's time for two old friends to part ways... possibly for eternity.
In the hours that pass, you resume your sidequest. You search through every nook and every cranny to try and find the THIEF that stole BRICK SR.'s precious supply of BRICKS. You earn more than your fair share of weird looks, and some peanut galleries even try to harrass you. But you're not having any of that today. You've gone through too much. Just one menacing swing of your PIE-SMASHER - that can splinter concrete - is enough to let them know they should back down.
Once the sun slips past the horizon, painting the sky in beautiful shades of red, purple, and blue, you realize it might be time to head home for the day. You've spent a very long time searching for this thief, much longer than you ever thought you would. You guess it makes sense. It's like a distraction for you. Something you can be occupied with while you grieve. For that is exactly what you're doing. You're grieving over the loss of a friend.
You have to admit that this is the lowest you've ever felt in a long time. You were trapped inside a deli with homicidal gorillas and supernatural entities that would give any government a heart attack. Then you expected to relax with some delicious pie, only to find that the store had closed down for good. There's no telling what kind of asinine corporation will spring up in its place... And now, you're on a fetch quest for some rich millionaire who could probably afford to hire an entire team of assassins to take down a single robber. Why... Why are you even doing any of this?
All you've ever wanted... All you STILL want... Is to eat some goddamn PIE.
Your shirt. If you touch it... You'll press PLAY. And then... Then what? A PIE QUEST certainly sounds intriguing, but... Before you have any time to come up with a response, you hear rustling behind you. And then a clicking sound. A gruff voice makes itself known. "Don' move, kid. Jus' turn around. An' let me have a look at'cha." You slowly turn around, realizing that whatever could possibly be demanding this of you couldn't be worse than a massive gorilla.
...Unless they were armed.
"Gimme all the bricks you've got, kid. Or else, you ain't never goin' to start that little quest of yours."
You are accosted by the MASKED THIEF.
MASKED THIEF [LEVEL 4]
HEALTH: 15/15
ATK: MAX (WEAPON: REVOLVER)
DEF: 2/2 (AEGIS: BLACK ENSEMBLE)
- VS. -
JEFF COLEMAN aka THE PIE-GUY [LEVEL 2]
HP: 8/8
ATK: MAX (WEAPON: PIE-SMASHER DELUXE | APPLE/BRICK STYLE)
DEF: 5/5 (AEGIS: HYPERION SHIRT)
MONIES: 857
CRAFTING TABLE: OFFLINE
SIDEQUESTS:
SEMPER VIGILANTEM -Investigate the mysteries of the Eye and the cult of Gorillas.
CRIMINAL JUSTICE -Track down the thief that's been stealing Mr. Brick's supplies.
LOCK AND KEY - Unlock the large machine blocking the entrance to the Bakery.
>Keep in mind to thank PIE STORE owner for all the memories. After all, even the best of stories come to an end, and although this one has now, at least you still have all the wonderful memories.
Anyways, investigate the rest of this place, but don't upturn the cash register. Be respectful of the place in your search, just have a quick look around without upending anything or taking anything that isn't yours to take. The PIES were fair game, because, to be honest, if the pie store is closing they weren't likely to be eaten by anyone else anyways. But the pie store owner obviously hasn't cleaned out the place yet, so some of this stuff is still his.
That being said, the bakery is very suspicious... more deli gorillas? Well, bakery gorillas in this case, but shenanigans are afoot most certainly.
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>Cry-eat a pie. This'll restore the remainder of your lost HP, and also help you cope with loss. Of pie. Then, get the key from the owner, and enter the BAKERY. If he doesn't have the key / refuses to give it to you, apply hammer to lock.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
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This.
After searching place, run to nearest computer/something you can write on and write a essay on why the pieshop was awesome. Convert essay to EXP somehow. Then write another essay about how awesome it was and the memorys it gave you.
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. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
Check out the menu.
After that, guess the flavor!
This seems..
very
very
interesting.
What do you two think?
* i dont know i think it looks fine.
Do remember to thank the owner politely for all the good times. And then kindly ask for the key to that back room.
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>pray briefly to the pieous god (heh, heh) and conclude your pie pilgrimage.
He ate the bread that he made from stone
He fell from the Temple, never broke a bone
Bowed down to the Emperor and watched as former King was overthrown
He sits alone on his throne.
>Consider buying the pie store. How much monies would it cost?
Is the bakery usually locked when you come by?
>You shirt appears to be glowing. Inspect it at once.
>Take the mystery pie poster. It's suspicious enough to have something hidden behind it.
>Look around for signs of
gorillagorilla.Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?
Swallow your throat really hard and activate the FLASHLIGHT, then look around more throughly.
This seems..
very
very
interesting.
What do you two think?
* i dont know i think it looks fine.
Remember if you have any parents that are alive.
After that, get back to your side quest. Search the alleys. If the thief has a knife, quickly ABSCOND.
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You attempt to look in the BAKERY, expecting to find some goodies inside, but as should be completely obvious to you, the BAKERY is locked! Although, to be honest, you've never seen a lock quite like this before... It appears to be a large metal contraption welded onto the BAKERY DOORS themselves, unable to be removed via HAMMERSPACE! The keyhole takes the form of a narrow slit... You wonder how you're supposed to unlock it!
You move to the UNIT REGISTER, expecting to be able to find some goodies inside, but as should be completely obvious to you, there are no MONIES or other ITEMS easily accessible from it. Remember? All MONIES are contained in HAMMERSPACE! And it looks like the REGISTER is protected somehow... You're not getting through.
You exit the store and talk to THE OWNER. He seems to be just as confused about the lock's existence as you are. "...There's a lock blocking the bakery?? I didn't put anything like that there. But from the way you described it... That's gotta be a MEGATON-CLASS HAMMERSPACE CONDUIT." You now remember that THE OWNER has had a lot of experience with HAMMERSPACE MECHANICS. "I'll try to keep this simple. Basically, that lock was put down by a specific person, and arranged so it completely blocks the room it guards. The only way you can unlock it is by tracking down whoever put the lock down in the first place. Their touch - and conscious effort - will remove it."
You ask him how you could figure out who put the lock down. He thinks about it. "Well, every HAMMERSPACE CONDUIT's got some kind of QUANTINFO on the HAMMERSPACE REGISTRY. It's like a unique barcode that reacts only to the person who put it down - that person also has the code, too. If I can look at the lock's QUANTINFO and do some SERIOUS work, some of which is probably illegal... I'd be able to find out who made the lock in the first place, as well as a whole lot of other personal info."
You are suddenly very scared of making a HAMMERSPACE CONDUIT of any kind. THE OWNER smirks. "Ah, don't worry about it, man. I wouldn't do anything to you. This is a one-time thing only, more or less because..." THE OWNER looks away. "I need something in that BAKERY too. Something I forgot to get."
You thank THE OWNER for all the memories the PIE STORE has given you. He nods gladly. "And thank YOU, Jeff, for being such a loyal customer. I'm never gonna forget you, man. And hey, we've got each others' phone numbers, so we can keep in touch."
You return to the UNIT REGISTER, realizing there's something there that caught your eye. You gain an OCCULT PIE MANUSCRIPT from the crack in the counter. Upon thorough examination, you find no other real objects of interest, and also see no signs of any GORILLAS.
You eat a PIE, gaining +1 HP. You are at FULL HP. You take out the PIE-SMASHER and swing it as hard as you can into the LOCK, but nothing happens. A loud dinging noise rings out from where you struck the LOCK.
There aren't any computers around! Perhaps when you get back HOME, you could accomplish such a task.
There it is. The hallowed PIE STORE MENU. You've stared at this thing for so long, you've memorized every piece of PIE on it, and in order. APPLE CRISP, APPLE PIE, BACON & EGGS PIE (that one's really good), BANANA CREAM PIE, and so on... Man. You're gonna be missing out on a lot now that this place is gone. It hurts to think about. But at least THE OWNER was kind enough to leave you with some leftover PIES!
Unfortunately, there is no MYSTERY PIE for you to try out.
You've already said earlier that you think all religions are wrong, but you do think the idea of a PIEOUS GOD is pretty funny. You snicker a little bit before resuming your search.
Probably much, much, more than you own. We're talking tens of thousands of MONIES.
No, this is new.
Your... Your shirt! It glows in the dark?? How come you didn't know about this sooner! It's amazing! You wonder if the same thing happened while you were exploring the darkened areas of the MURDER HUT... It would explain why you felt like there was something lighting your way through the trials. You take the MYSTERY PIE POSTER. There is nothing behind it. There are no signs of GORILLAS anywhere.
You turn on your FLASHLIGHT and continue your search, but find nothing of any interest.
You're pretty safe.
There are no cybercafes around!
An AUTOMATIC PIE-MAKING MACHINE... You've gotta say, you're a big fan of the idea. You seem to be ignoring the fact that you could hypothetically use a CRAFTING TABLE for this exact purpose, but whatever, it's cool. You're not going to let some cold hard facts get in the way of your intrepid fantasies. You never have.
You do. But you left them a while ago. And you moved here. You talk to them sometimes, but... Things haven't been the same for a long time.
Feeling that you've exhausted all possible places to search for in the PIE SHOP, you feel that it is time to say goodbye. You take one last look at your sanctuary and close the door behind you, staring at THE OWNER. He sighs. "It's for the best, man. Just thank you for your support, through all these years. And... I'm glad I could help you, too. I know people aren't exactly the nicest to you, so... I wanted to make this place a place where could you feel welcome, you know?"
You know.
"Well, I guess that's it, then. I'll be sure to keep an eye out for the mystery behind the BAKERY LOCK. And I'll keep you posted, too! If any interesting and new developments happen, I'll let you know right away. Who knows who could have made that LOCK, right?"
SIDEQUEST UNLOCKED: LOCK AND KEY
You walk away, waving at THE OWNER. He waves back. It's time for two old friends to part ways... possibly for eternity.
In the hours that pass, you resume your sidequest. You search through every nook and every cranny to try and find the THIEF that stole BRICK SR.'s precious supply of BRICKS. You earn more than your fair share of weird looks, and some peanut galleries even try to harrass you. But you're not having any of that today. You've gone through too much. Just one menacing swing of your PIE-SMASHER - that can splinter concrete - is enough to let them know they should back down.
Once the sun slips past the horizon, painting the sky in beautiful shades of red, purple, and blue, you realize it might be time to head home for the day. You've spent a very long time searching for this thief, much longer than you ever thought you would. You guess it makes sense. It's like a distraction for you. Something you can be occupied with while you grieve. For that is exactly what you're doing. You're grieving over the loss of a friend.
You have to admit that this is the lowest you've ever felt in a long time. You were trapped inside a deli with homicidal gorillas and supernatural entities that would give any government a heart attack. Then you expected to relax with some delicious pie, only to find that the store had closed down for good. There's no telling what kind of asinine corporation will spring up in its place... And now, you're on a fetch quest for some rich millionaire who could probably afford to hire an entire team of assassins to take down a single robber. Why... Why are you even doing any of this?
All you've ever wanted... All you STILL want... Is to eat some goddamn PIE.
Your shirt. If you touch it... You'll press PLAY. And then... Then what? A PIE QUEST certainly sounds intriguing, but... Before you have any time to come up with a response, you hear rustling behind you. And then a clicking sound. A gruff voice makes itself known. "Don' move, kid. Jus' turn around. An' let me have a look at'cha." You slowly turn around, realizing that whatever could possibly be demanding this of you couldn't be worse than a massive gorilla.
...Unless they were armed.
"Gimme all the bricks you've got, kid. Or else, you ain't never goin' to start that little quest of yours."
You are accosted by the MASKED THIEF.
MASKED THIEF [LEVEL 4]
HEALTH: 15/15
ATK: MAX (WEAPON: REVOLVER)
DEF: 2/2 (AEGIS: BLACK ENSEMBLE)
- VS. -
JEFF COLEMAN aka THE PIE-GUY [LEVEL 2]
HP: 8/8
ATK: MAX (WEAPON: PIE-SMASHER DELUXE | APPLE/BRICK STYLE)
DEF: 5/5 (AEGIS: HYPERION SHIRT)
MONIES: 857
CRAFTING TABLE: OFFLINE
SIDEQUESTS:
SEMPER VIGILANTEM - Investigate the mysteries of the Eye and the cult of Gorillas.
CRIMINAL JUSTICE - Track down the thief that's been stealing Mr. Brick's supplies.
LOCK AND KEY - Unlock the large machine blocking the entrance to the Bakery.
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>LET THE THIEF "HAVE" THE BRICKS, IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT (HINT: THROW THEM WITH GREAT FORCE)
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While he's stunned from the bricks, slam him into the ground with the Pie-Smasher.
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