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We morn over the death of the pie store, and grab the little PIES that they have left. Then, we consider going to a COOKING CLASS to level our COOKING SKILL so we can bake PIES.
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His world shalt be entered on the day of legends.
Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
There really isn't much to do besides CONSULT THE OWNER.
Also: Wonder where and how you might obtain a FLASHLIGHT or other LIGHT SOURCE, although DARK ALLEYWAYS are an AGENT OF DESTRUCTION, scoping it out first with BRIGHT LIGHT would allow you to tell whether there's anything there anymore without actually going in, regardless of time of day (or night).
Come to think of it, it's still daytime, you could probably pop into the alley quick after discovering what happened to the PIE STORE without the DARK ALLEYWAY spelling your doom, as it is currently DAYTIME, it isn't a DARK ALLEYWAY until the sun sets.
Piono, earlier in the game JEFF COLEMAN inherited night vision. ( aka a flashlight stuck in his mouth ) Not sure if it still works though.. /null
Use the eye pendant, maybe it'll let you see back in time or something! If not, then casually stroll into the PIE STORE, and examine your surroundings.
Piono, earlier in the game JEFF COLEMAN inherited night vision. ( aka a flashlight stuck in his mouth ) Not sure if it still works though.. /null
Use the eye pendant, maybe it'll let you see back in time or something! If not, then casually stroll into the PIE STORE, and examine your surroundings.
You hold the EYE PENDANT in your hand, but it doesn't do anything. You concentrate really hard, hoping its latent abilities will activate and you'll gain some kind of SUPERPOWER, but nothing happens. Sweat beads roll down your face because of how hard you concentrated, only adding to your verklempt state.
There really isn't much to do besides CONSULT THE OWNER.
Also: Wonder where and how you might obtain a FLASHLIGHT or other LIGHT SOURCE, although DARK ALLEYWAYS are an AGENT OF DESTRUCTION, scoping it out first with BRIGHT LIGHT would allow you to tell whether there's anything there anymore without actually going in, regardless of time of day (or night).
Come to think of it, it's still daytime, you could probably pop into the alley quick after discovering what happened to the PIE STORE without the DARK ALLEYWAY spelling your doom, as it is currently DAYTIME, it isn't a DARK ALLEYWAY until the sun sets.
You once swallowed a FLASHLIGHT. It is now permanently stuck in your ESOPHAGUS and can be activated by swallowing your throat really hard.
You run up to the OWNER of THE PIE STORE - or at least, the owner of what used to be it. The OWNER looks at you, saddened. He takes a deep breath, as if he's been expecting this very encounter all day and knows it won't be a pleasant one. The OWNER clears his throat, trying and failing to manage a smile. "Uh, hey there, Jeff. How's everything?" You can barely manage a coherent thought and are struggling to hold back tears, so you ask a simple question. Is this real? Have your dreams really just been shattered? Is THE PIE STORE gone? The OWNER's gaze darkens, and his reply is a single word in length. "Yeah."
You can't take it anymore. At this cursed confirmation, something inside of you snaps. The floodgates open, your heart blackens, and you shrivel up in a ball on the side of the street, crying your eyes out. You curl into the fetal position, making a really big show of this while the OWNER just stands there awkwardly. You can barely believe it. This place has been your stronghold for YEARS, and now... Now it's gone.
The OWNER starts talking again, and you try to hear him amidst the war in your head. "I... I'm sorry, Jeff. I knew it would affect you, but I... I just... I had to close down, you know? Things... just aren't the way they used to be. We all enjoyed your visits, and we aren't doing this to spite you... I mean, heck, I love pie too! But... it's just time to move on." You stop crying, but make no effort to get up. The OWNER sighs. "Man, I... Bluh. I've never been good at explaining this type of thing. When you're ready, just get back up and talk to me, alright?"
>get a hold of yourself, you must not succumb to despair
After lying on the floor like a piece of garbage for many more seconds, a spark lights itself in your heart. Your vision tunnels and then returns. You begin to realize that although THE PIE STORE is gone, no amount of crying will change that. It's just a fact now. You can still feel upset about it, but that doesn't mean you should give up your ways of PIE! No, definitely not! You slowly ascend to your feet, feeling energized, as if a hazy glow is materializing around you.
You curl your hand into a fist with dignified RESOLVE, showing the world that you WILL NOT back down, despite the trials it has hurled at you again and again. You've suffered through much, and it looks like that suffering will continue. But you'll take it all with a smile, and find some time to STUFF YOUR FACE WITH THE DECADENCE OF PIE. The OWNER looks enthusiastic. "Yeah! That's the spirit, man! You shouldn't let this bother you!" Now that you've regained control of yourself, you feel like you can direct some more pointed questions at the OWNER.
We morn over the death of the pie store, and grab the little PIES that they have left. Then, we consider going to a COOKING CLASS to level our COOKING SKILL so we can bake PIES.
"Well, I sold it because, to be honest, you were pretty much the only person coming. Like, at all. I mean, at first, there were a lot of people coming to the store. It was pretty popular! And it continued that way for a long time! But, as time went on... people sort of just stopped stopping by. And we started losing money. You were our only steady customer, but your funds have been scarce for quite a long time. That basically added up to no money from us." You contemplate this... You always thought THE PIE STORE was a bustling place! But is your perception of events wrong...?
"We don't know who this building's going to go to yet, and we haven't officially moved out. That means that, if you want to, you can take one last look at the old place. We even left some pies for you!" You nod determinedly, knowing where to go next, and glad that you can revisit your past. The OWNER smiles. "I'll be here when you get out."
You grasp the golden doorknob of THE PIE STORE, opening its wooden door for the last time. Even though you've memorized the contents of the store, the fact that no one you recognize is there and the fact that the lights are off lead to an atmosphere of uncertainty. What will you find when you go through? Will it be the same? An alien wasteland? A house of mirrors? Or nothing? Only one way to find out.
You barge through, expecting complete darkness but not quite getting it. This place does have windows, unlike the GORILLA DELI, so you can sort of see what's going on. THE PIE STORE is just the way you remember it, with the welcome mat under your feet, the chairs and booths on either side of you, the counter and PIE RESERVES dead ahead, the MENU which never changed above that, and the BAKERY - the room where the PIES are made - right behind it. There are six PIES in both PIE RESERVES, and the BAKERY - mysteriously - seems to be LOCKED. You wonder if the OWNER has the key.
You take both sets of PIES, gaining 12 new PIES in your INVENTORY. Because THE PIE STORE is now a thing of the past, your most easily-available source of PIES is now gone. PIES are going to be much harder to get from now on! At least you have an ample supply of recovery items/deliciousness.
JEFF COLEMAN aka THE PIE-GUY [LEVEL 2]
HP: 7/8
ATK: MAX (WEAPON: PIE-SMASHER DELUXE | APPLE/BRICK STYLE)
>APPROACH THE SILHOUETTE MAN. PERHAPS HE IS A FELLOW PIE LOVER AND YOU CAN JOIN THEM IN MOURNING.
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IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
>Go talk to the owner.
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Get on the floor, then cry while rolling around. After talking to the guy, if you get permission, enter the PIE STORE.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
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>Grieve, then consult the owner.
Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?
Put LOGO in inventory as a reminder of what you truly fight for.
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>get a hold of yourself, you must not succumb to despair
He ate the bread that he made from stone
He fell from the Temple, never broke a bone
Bowed down to the Emperor and watched as former King was overthrown
He sits alone on his throne.
Ask where the extra pie supplies went, and if you can have any.
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We morn over the death of the pie store, and grab the little PIES that they have left. Then, we consider going to a COOKING CLASS to level our COOKING SKILL so we can bake PIES.
His world shalt be entered on the day of legends.
Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
#TeamRowlet #TeamSun
FF14: Gold Zephzellian World: Zalera
My Characters
Hi! This is me, hello!
I'm Vevos! HIS INNER DEMON.
Get out! I'm Alice!
Hey! I'm Draco!
Please help my Pokemon grow: http://pfq.me/GoldHero101
There really isn't much to do besides CONSULT THE OWNER.
Also: Wonder where and how you might obtain a FLASHLIGHT or other LIGHT SOURCE, although DARK ALLEYWAYS are an AGENT OF DESTRUCTION, scoping it out first with BRIGHT LIGHT would allow you to tell whether there's anything there anymore without actually going in, regardless of time of day (or night).
Come to think of it, it's still daytime, you could probably pop into the alley quick after discovering what happened to the PIE STORE without the DARK ALLEYWAY spelling your doom, as it is currently DAYTIME, it isn't a DARK ALLEYWAY until the sun sets.
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At least, not yet.
Talk to the owner.
Ask the owner why the store is being sold and convince him not to sell it.
^^^^ Click it! You know you want to...
Piono, earlier in the game JEFF COLEMAN inherited night vision. ( aka a flashlight stuck in his mouth ) Not sure if it still works though.. /null
Use the eye pendant, maybe it'll let you see back in time or something! If not, then casually stroll into the PIE STORE, and examine your surroundings.
This seems..
very
very
interesting.
What do you two think?
* i dont know i think it looks fine.
The LOGO is too big for your inventory and too high up for you to reach.
You hold the EYE PENDANT in your hand, but it doesn't do anything. You concentrate really hard, hoping its latent abilities will activate and you'll gain some kind of SUPERPOWER, but nothing happens. Sweat beads roll down your face because of how hard you concentrated, only adding to your verklempt state.
You once swallowed a FLASHLIGHT. It is now permanently stuck in your ESOPHAGUS and can be activated by swallowing your throat really hard.
You run up to the OWNER of THE PIE STORE - or at least, the owner of what used to be it. The OWNER looks at you, saddened. He takes a deep breath, as if he's been expecting this very encounter all day and knows it won't be a pleasant one. The OWNER clears his throat, trying and failing to manage a smile. "Uh, hey there, Jeff. How's everything?" You can barely manage a coherent thought and are struggling to hold back tears, so you ask a simple question. Is this real? Have your dreams really just been shattered? Is THE PIE STORE gone? The OWNER's gaze darkens, and his reply is a single word in length. "Yeah."
You can't take it anymore. At this cursed confirmation, something inside of you snaps. The floodgates open, your heart blackens, and you shrivel up in a ball on the side of the street, crying your eyes out. You curl into the fetal position, making a really big show of this while the OWNER just stands there awkwardly. You can barely believe it. This place has been your stronghold for YEARS, and now... Now it's gone.
The OWNER starts talking again, and you try to hear him amidst the war in your head. "I... I'm sorry, Jeff. I knew it would affect you, but I... I just... I had to close down, you know? Things... just aren't the way they used to be. We all enjoyed your visits, and we aren't doing this to spite you... I mean, heck, I love pie too! But... it's just time to move on." You stop crying, but make no effort to get up. The OWNER sighs. "Man, I... Bluh. I've never been good at explaining this type of thing. When you're ready, just get back up and talk to me, alright?"
After lying on the floor like a piece of garbage for many more seconds, a spark lights itself in your heart. Your vision tunnels and then returns. You begin to realize that although THE PIE STORE is gone, no amount of crying will change that. It's just a fact now. You can still feel upset about it, but that doesn't mean you should give up your ways of PIE! No, definitely not! You slowly ascend to your feet, feeling energized, as if a hazy glow is materializing around you.
You curl your hand into a fist with dignified RESOLVE, showing the world that you WILL NOT back down, despite the trials it has hurled at you again and again. You've suffered through much, and it looks like that suffering will continue. But you'll take it all with a smile, and find some time to STUFF YOUR FACE WITH THE DECADENCE OF PIE. The OWNER looks enthusiastic. "Yeah! That's the spirit, man! You shouldn't let this bother you!" Now that you've regained control of yourself, you feel like you can direct some more pointed questions at the OWNER.
"Well, I sold it because, to be honest, you were pretty much the only person coming. Like, at all. I mean, at first, there were a lot of people coming to the store. It was pretty popular! And it continued that way for a long time! But, as time went on... people sort of just stopped stopping by. And we started losing money. You were our only steady customer, but your funds have been scarce for quite a long time. That basically added up to no money from us." You contemplate this... You always thought THE PIE STORE was a bustling place! But is your perception of events wrong...?
"We don't know who this building's going to go to yet, and we haven't officially moved out. That means that, if you want to, you can take one last look at the old place. We even left some pies for you!" You nod determinedly, knowing where to go next, and glad that you can revisit your past. The OWNER smiles. "I'll be here when you get out."
You grasp the golden doorknob of THE PIE STORE, opening its wooden door for the last time. Even though you've memorized the contents of the store, the fact that no one you recognize is there and the fact that the lights are off lead to an atmosphere of uncertainty. What will you find when you go through? Will it be the same? An alien wasteland? A house of mirrors? Or nothing? Only one way to find out.
You barge through, expecting complete darkness but not quite getting it. This place does have windows, unlike the GORILLA DELI, so you can sort of see what's going on. THE PIE STORE is just the way you remember it, with the welcome mat under your feet, the chairs and booths on either side of you, the counter and PIE RESERVES dead ahead, the MENU which never changed above that, and the BAKERY - the room where the PIES are made - right behind it. There are six PIES in both PIE RESERVES, and the BAKERY - mysteriously - seems to be LOCKED. You wonder if the OWNER has the key.
You take both sets of PIES, gaining 12 new PIES in your INVENTORY. Because THE PIE STORE is now a thing of the past, your most easily-available source of PIES is now gone. PIES are going to be much harder to get from now on! At least you have an ample supply of recovery items/deliciousness.
JEFF COLEMAN aka THE PIE-GUY [LEVEL 2]
HP: 7/8
ATK: MAX (WEAPON: PIE-SMASHER DELUXE | APPLE/BRICK STYLE)
DEF: 5/5 (AEGIS: HYPERION SHIRT)
MONIES: 857
CRAFTING TABLE: OFFLINE
INVENTORY:
> (Submit further actions!)
>Contemplate the idea of an automatic pie-making machine. Ingredients in, delicious pie out.
Afterwards, >exit. Talk to the owner a bit more. After that, begin sniffing around for that brick thief.
0rigin Point.
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Sounds like a good idea crystal. But, lets save our pies for important situations. Look in the back room, see if there is a Franklin Badge like item.
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Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
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FF14: Gold Zephzellian World: Zalera
My Characters
Hi! This is me, hello!
I'm Vevos! HIS INNER DEMON.
Get out! I'm Alice!
Hey! I'm Draco!
Please help my Pokemon grow: http://pfq.me/GoldHero101
>SEE WHAT OTHER PHAT LEWT THE STORE-CORPSE CAN PROVIDE. PERHAPS THE CASH REGISTER WOULD CONTAIN SOMETHING OF USE
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IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
>Ask owner why bakery door has a weird lock.
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His world shalt be entered on the day of legends.
Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
#TeamRowlet #TeamSun
FF14: Gold Zephzellian World: Zalera
My Characters
Hi! This is me, hello!
I'm Vevos! HIS INNER DEMON.
Get out! I'm Alice!
Hey! I'm Draco!
Please help my Pokemon grow: http://pfq.me/GoldHero101