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The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
6/25/2013
Posts:
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Member Details
11/50 Operation "Artifact is Go"
2/20 Time Portal
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
Yes Yes.... My drone is detecting energy fragments still abound and it also happens to mysteriously repelled the madness, slightly, but the effect does not go farther than a few feet. I'm Going to need to study this to see its properties and origin.
As he hacked and slashed, the commander got a message, someone important has fled the ship! “Commander Dertoxus, General Stone has fled the battlefield, go get him on planet EX-400968!” Redstone replied saying, “Roger that, Lapis.” Now he had another goal, to find Stone. A stun bomb was thrown at his feet right when he turned off the com, and had no time to react.
And so Redstone’s world went black.
I facepalm.
*sigh* of course, life and Uzi always have to be a jerk.
I may be crazy somewhat, but I put a poster saying, "I can't believe were getting beaten up by a girl godmodder." I then throw a Demon Beater Guy into the Demon Portal, might do something.
Neo Ultima tries healing himself with a Instant Healing IV Potion.
@Tazz I mean like if something I fuse has like 10 ammo I give it 15 ammo. and ect and if I fuse a Rocket lanucher and a sword. it shoots exploding swords.
The Alchemiter in its standard form can do these things, relatively easy as well.
I channel my inner Harold Slikk and imagine Storm is Leopold Slikk after going on an insane adventure.
Said insane adventure involves making a fake-subtitled video of me of me smashing my computer at work, then running away from home and blowing up his school, then killing a random bystander with a keyboard, then fighting Microsoft Sam in his computer form in Scotland before being decimated by AT88TV's EAS TONES only to be revived by a random acid rain event, then going to space and finding a bunch of Speakonia voices, then fighting Microsoft Sam in his stickman form aboard the USS Radar Overseer, then jumping out and killing my favorite good musician with a supersonic keyboard to the face, then being arrested by the police, then breaking out of prison, then returning home and sending me to prison for no reason, then wreaking havoc while I am in prison, then running away when I return home from prison, then trashing the house while I am sleeping.
This fills me with an infinite stream of rage. I pull out a keyboard made of pure awesome and smash Storm with it.
Entity Action
The Wizard of Yendor will use Aggravate Monsters, turning three random monsters on Storm. It feels that everyone is aware of its presence. Storm is attacked by three random entities. The Wizard of Yendor, Arch-Lich and Invisible Stalkers will attack Storm.
Medigun > Fine = Lifecannon (Level 3: 1/4)
10,000 damage to Storm! Your entities will do as you say.
... Indigo Flames && Crystal Ball = The Mindwalker (5/8)
Hammer && Earth Titan Essence 1/??
+2 Bomber
I casually buff myself, Twin, Erelye, Bomber, and Crystal with the Zeroth B-Ball due to blatant favoritism. I then spray the Soul of the Core with liquid nitrogen, causing it to harden and have difficulty moving. Meanwhile, I pull out a box of liquid nitrogen big enough to freeze the entire Soul of the Core in. I lift up the entire soul and suplex it into the box. I have to work quickly here, so I add 6 tons of sugar, enough milk to feed a third world country, and enough chocolate to fill Willy Wonka's river. I then mix the ingredients, but the Soul's in the way, so I smash its heads in until I can stir without its body being in the way.
I'm giving my GM veto on what that particular alchemy makes, partially because, RP or not, what you were aiming for is powerful enough (and these are exactly the same level anyways).
You activate the Zeroth B-Ball and give Yourself, Twin, Erelye, Bomber and Crystal minicrits for this round only! You then nail the Soul of the Core's heads-or just a head in this case-for a Minicritted 20,000 damage!
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
Hmmm, its time to get out of this fight.
I call my forces to fall back and guard the entrance to the TAT Superbase.
Time to see what we have here.
I summon a flying camera drone to go around the TAT base and see if their is any safe zones where the dark influence does not lurk.
TAT had to have a good reason to be here, I suspect that they had something that helped them stay and i intent to find out what it is.
(Takes 1 more post to put details of the TAT artifact that lets them build the base without going mad, and how they went mad Hint: MOD destroyed it) ( Edit: Nvm too lazy to put info now, will do next update)
The Camera's footage from activation is cut out to static despite the drone being otherwise fully functional.
I'm in? You sure that's what you want? Because that's what it seems like.
"Perfect! I want challenge, and to act like a human, so this works out perfectly! Even *dodge* though my body's trying to kill me, this is exhilarating!
Hey, TSFHISEPIC. Mind *dodge* letting me take something from HyruleCo?
In the meantime..."
I dig my feet into the dirr, and take a fighting stance low to the ground.
(My body has my powers, and more, but it is very much ignoring its training. This is the easiest pattern it'll use, so take advantage!)
My body rushes forward, cloaked in energy. I reach out to grab it.
Pain. Pain. Something I can deal with. I've had much worse than a body cloaked in malevolent energy.
I use my body's own reckless charge as momentum to send it into the dirt.
The energy appears to be some sort of barrier, one you are quickly repulsed from, sending you backwards-the Body proceeds to grab you by the legs before you can recover and mercilessly beat you into the dirt for 5 damage before tossing you aside and resuming its standard pattern.
The Big Chill && Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && Anduril, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10: 1/11)
1,000 damage to the Succubi, the Voidwalker, and the Flame Imp! 1,000 damage to the Demon Portal!
Cyan, you understand I have my misgivings about you attempting to summon that due to what it is in a different game, and I had misgivings about that thing's ridiculous level to begin with. Cosnidering we do have a policy on preventing previously-used charges, I consider that charge illegal because it was already done.
You can only have Two Alchemies at a time right now, mate.
I'm giving my GM veto on what that particular alchemy makes, partially because, RP or not, what you were aiming for is powerful enough to justify levels higher than it is (and these are exactly the same level anyways).
Exploding swords are automatically pure win in my book.
I mean exploding bullets? Kinda meh, considering the fact that they are somewhat mundane since in most media if something electrical touch's a bullet, it explodes.
Now, where do we see exploding swords? They are, as a projectile, dependent on Rule of Cool, as without it they are extremely impractical due to weight and gravity, unless propulsion is attached. Up close? Congratulations, you wiped out the entire army of melee mooks at the cost of tremendous damage!
And they would be strong if they didn't also kill/wound/knockback you. Right now, they are just an example of Awesome But Impractical.
14/50 Upgrade system (1+ from irecreeper? i think i didnt use it last round..)
2/15 ???
i toss the bible into the Demon Portal and hope that Binding of Issac Logic does not apply. (Using the Bible in shoel is instadeath)
2+ to Irecreeper
Oh, joy, the editor froze and made me post pre-maturely. i unleash my anger by tossing a Christan book store into the Demon Portal. And the version you're seeing is after edits.
Howabout exploding swords that explode into more exploding swords? That was actually an alchemy, by the way.
Liberty Launcher && The Direct Hit && A Deep Commitment To Purple = The Saint's Row (Level 7: 1/8)
The alchemy is legal, just in case you were worried.
The Bible and Christian Book Store fly into the Demon Portal...Which doesn't operate on Binding of Isaac logic by ways of not being related to the Binding of Isaac at all. You don't see the results, but you presume that a demon on the other end just had a bad day. By way of being crushed. I mean, a Book Store is pretty heavy.
GravCrush? Did I miss something? Is that bar something I need to be worried about?
10/40
4/4 Diamond Autobow COMPLETE!
Mozart's performance speeds up... he enters berserk phase!
I summon a bad-grammar noob:
"Hi I am hereto te ting were i atck th SouldoCore pls get ot of way thx"
Everyone is laughing, nobody notices as he suddenly pulls out an INFINITE SUPPLY OF ROCKET ARROWS and proceeds to shoot them directly at the head of the Soul of the Core! Even the Soul of the Core doesn't notice the extreme excruciating pain until he's gone.
The GravCrush meter is something the Soul of the Core always had-it's a bit of a gimmick. Simply put, nothing happens unless you're flying (you're grounded) or you get five (you immediately die).
Diamond Autobow: A Bow made out of an odd crystaline substance, with a line of energy substituting for the bowstring. You remember the mechanics of the OLD bow shooting before the 'pullback' mechanic was introduced? This bad boy is the return of the old spambow, and it's extremely durable.
The Big Chill && Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && Anduril, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10: 2/11)
Eyelander && Influx Waver = Ayylander (Level ?: 1/?)
Face Exploder^3 = This bad boy looks like it was cobbled together, but in all reality this is a top-of-the-line mechanical marvel explicitly designed to look in far worse condition than it actually is. But more to the point, this bad boy launches armor-piercing gyrojets that can easily act as powerful bullets, before exploding into smaller gyrojet rockets that then explode. It's unlikely your enemies will survive.
As said, you can only have two Alchemies at a time in this game (right now). Sorry about that. As such, your 2nd Alchemy right now (Icrucvci) is at 1/11, not 2/11.
The Big Chill && Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && Anduril, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10: 1/11)
1,000 damage to the Demon Portal! 2,000 damage to the Voidwalker!
The Maxis will use their plasma grenade on the Mordesh Medic doing AOE damage to those next to him, and they will open fire on him immediately afterwards.
The Throne of the Skies will attack the Medic as well.
Charges
Concordant Killer 11/25
Rugname 25/50
So let' forgot the previous 2 alchemies, let's do something else.
.44 Magnum && container for modules = Modular Magnum 1/?
Indeed it is harder to GM than DTG2, since the franchise is always open to newer players and is thus expanding. This is why I think you should get some help with the GMing as a team of GMs.
Leviathan: 13/30
Manaticon Flamesprayer [Lvl.6] 2/7
I'm thinking that the Flamesprayer should be modeled off of an AK-12, a futuristic-looking rare rifle. I was also thinking that it would inflict afterburn that would decrease combat damage, but the afterburn + initial damage should be higher than normal (kind of like having the Sharpened Volcano Fragment or Tribalman's Shiv)
Anyways, for my action, I hop on one of the Supression Turrets and quickly load another round for firing with the assistance of the Constructite!
A wall of binary suddenly appears in front of Mercury, and he raises his hand towards it. The ones and zeroes speed up, and more appear, the wall becoming increasingly opaque. After a few seconds, the wall is solid, and a door opens outwards from it. Mercury steps through, the door swinging shut behind him.
Lines of binary fill Mercury’s vision, travelling in all directions with such velocity the numbers themselves are barely readable, let alone the information they carry. He forces his eyes to stay open. The lines of binary promptly fade, except for a single one directly in front of him, which stops moving.
00110001 00110000 00110010 00110100
More ones and zeroes appear, and the binary quickly rearranges itself into another pattern, still rather unreadable to the human eye. Mercury is no ordinary human though, as it should’ve been clear by now. Actually, he’s not even human… Anyways, the binary, let’s get back to that:
[HELL0, MΞRCURY!]
Mercury reads the binary quickly, then replies by simply speaking at the wall.
Hello.
The binary on the wall quickly changes.
[H0W 1S Y0UR M1SS10N PR0GRESS1NG?]
[ANY AN0MAL1ES T0 REP0RT?]
Progress is going well.
Anomalies... There is conflict in Richard, of course. There is also both Conflict and Narrative in UserZero.
[WELL, 1F THERE 1S N0 1NTERFERENCE. JUST F1ND A M0MENT WHEN Y0U AREN'T GETT1NG SH0T AT 0R SUCH T0 PRESS THΞ PURPLE BUTT0N THAT W1LL ARR1VE 1N Y0UR 1NVENT0RY...N0W!]
Very well.
[THΞ PR0CEDURE W1LL BEG1N WHEN Y0U PRESS 1T, AND 1'LL G1VE Y0U A FEW M1NUTES FR0M THERE T0 ADJUST. THEN, Y0U'LL BE HΞAD1NG 0N T0 THE 0THER M1SS10NS.]
[0THΞR THAN THAT, N0TH1NG 0F N0TE HAS TRANSP1RED THAT NEEDS Y0UR ATTENT10N, S0...]
[KEEP THΞ M1SS10N 0N-TRACK AS PER USUAL.]
[1 W1LL CHECK UP0N Y0UR PR0GRESS LATER.]
[G00DBYE!]
Goodbye.
Absolutely meaningless, unless you can somehow read binary. Not sure why I even showed you it in retrospect… Mercury takes a purple button from his inventory, that you certainly don’t know the function of, and after a few seconds of hesitation, presses it. He immediately falls to the ground, unconscious.
___
Sunyshore City. Except blockier. Three large fissure lines radiate outwards from the ground below the fainted Mercury. The fissures creep outwards through the empty city, and expand to about a half meter in width. As the fissures spread, a third of the city becomes realistic, and a few empty cars start driving around, and another third quickly becomes shades of purple, with tall towers sprouting up from the ground. The last third remains the same, though in somewhat worse condition.
Mercury wakes, and faces two copies of himself. Except, not quite. They are both human, one is dressed in a suit and tie, and the other in a military uniform. They all stare at each other.
You’re… me? What the hell?
The three Mercuries say this simultaneously, each somehow surprising the other two. All three curse under their breath, even though no one but each other is listening. All of them getting rather tired of this simultaneous conversation, leave the mindscape to return to the real world, two to see where exactly that is for them.
The Future: 12/50 ===================================================== (+2 from Richard)
The Space Invaders && PC = The Personal Space Invaders (4/4) COMPLETE
Scribe's Wands || UFO Model = The Xenomorphs (4/5)
I +2 Generic.
I request that, since I'm preparing for the duel, Uncle Grandpa gets my minicrit bonus.
The Scribe stands in the middle of the ruined forest, the fires left by whatever menace raged across the landscape still burning. He sighs. "Well, so much for having a nice and secluded spot to train in." The Scribe is about to walk away when he is struck with intense pain, pain so bad that he's unable to move. "What... What is this??" The Scribe sees that his jacket is getting soaked in liquid - black liquid. It's a liquid so corrosive that the fabric of his hammerspace-oriented coat is burning away. The Scribe quickly reaches into his pocket and pulls out the culprit - Nimbleguy's Pen.
It's leaking.
"Oh, this can't be good. A pen with such corrosive ink as that is growing unstable... Eventually, it could collapse under the strain of holding such a powerful substance, exploding and sending its contents flying in all directions... That would prove to be fatal. Very fatal indeed. Something must be done about this." The Scribe takes out a cylinder forged from transparent crystal and closes his eyes. The leaking pen lifts up into the air, moving towards the open cylinder. Its drops of ink spill onto the ground, staining it black and withering the earth with death's touch.
It's a very delicate procedure, and it's one that must be handled lightly. The Scribe strains to make sure that the pen enters the cylinder safely, and after several agonizing seconds, the pen and the cylinder lock in place. There is a great flash of light and the cylinder drops out of the Scribe's hands, the ink in the pen reacting with the crystal, causing it to spin out of control. The Scribe panics, raises his hand, and casts a spell. "Prohibere hac amentia impulsi!" The cylinder stops spinning, a protective golden seal shimmering over it.
Immensely relieved, the Scribe walks over to the cylinder and stores it away in his inventory. "Until I can find a way to reverse this corruption, you're going in here for now. Using this pen in battle would be immensely dangerous in battle." The Scribe stops for a second, chuckling. "Unless... Hm. That would be interesting to watch."
Uncle Grandpa, in celebration of yesterday being Mole Day, summons a mole of moles to the battlefield. The result is an absolutely gargantuan sphere of moles, all tightly packed together with no escape, in a size larger than the battlefield by far. How many moles is a mole of moles? Well, a mole is 6.023 x 1023 molecules. So that's 602,300,000,000,000,000,000,000 moles. Uncle Grandpa tells all the moles that there is an extremely tasty buffet of mole food on the battlefield, and all they have to do is come down to eat it. The mole planet promptly slams into the battlefield, creating an explosion of insanity that damages two enemies and leaves all of the moles dead. Their carcasses litter the field. It's disgusting. Seriously.
The Personal Space Invaders: The Space Invaders, with two distinct differences: The whole array of Gaming potential is at its fingertips intsead of just the retro-ish stuff, and it also innocuously doubles as an actual PC.
The Possessed Armors both attack Mozart II. He is simply too dangerous to leave alive.
I draw Vinyl, staring unblinkingly at Mozart II all the while. There is certainly one way for us to attempt to negate, or at least neutralize, the threat in this artist's existence.
With a snap of my fingers, a mass of jukeboxes and note blocks appear in the sky, levitating in the air, silent. I toss Vinyl into the air. Some might ask if it is dangerous to throw deadly alchemized swords into the air, and they would be right to question me. The sword spins in a helical pattern, slicing through the air. Swiftly enough, the blade sinks into the ground. I observe silently, and the thing morphs into a music stand. I pull out several sheets of blank paper, and Calligraphy. I drop the dripping quill in the air, where it floats. I promptly place the paper upon the stand, and direct my hands at a mass of assembled jukeboxes and note blocks on the side.
The second I point at the amassed music cubes, they spring into action. The note blocks begin beating out a loud and obstructive, yet beauteous tune. I wave my hands in a converging wavelike motion. All at once, music discs of varying appearance appear from thin air, and slide into the slots atop the jukeboxes, playing a number of songs, all disrupting Mozart II's concentration. I begin to make numbers of arcane gestures and movements that are interpreted by the jukeboxes and note blocks as a command.
The sound cubes spring to life, each section forming an individual orchestra emanating sound overcoming Mozart II's. Calligraphy swings into motion, writing notes down on the paper of its own volition. I elegantly command the multiple groups of note blocks and jukeboxes, my arcane power and sheer force of numbers attempting to surpass the skilled artist's abilities. Moments later, I bring everything to a close with a symmetrical declination of both my hands. The second I lower my hands, everything breaks out into chaos. All of the note blocks beat incessantly, and the jukeboxes begin to scratch all of the music discs, resulting in horrific distortions.
These distortions serve to utterly annihilate Mozart II's concentration, rendering large portions of his work protean and irreparably useless. I examine the music stand, and am satisfied to find that Calligraphy has recorded The Sound Chaos Makes in full. Hah. I incline my left hand slightly. All of the jukeboxes and the note blocks glow with a teal aura, and slam into Mozart II, exploding into pure chaotic energies. The fires of musical entropy rage about, blazing upon Mozart II and his piano. I quickly copy down everything Calligraphy wrote, before taking the quill. I take the original copy of The Sound Chaos Makes, and drop it into the entropic fires before me, sliding Vinyl out of the ground in sword form. I pull out a bloodstained music disc, sliding it into the sword, before lunging for Mozart II.
I land atop his piano, spinning the blade about, the thing catching chaotic fire upon itself, before I stab downwards. The blade sinks entirely through the piano, infusing the instrument with the essence of chaos. Music in the form of liquid entropy glinting on the flat of the blade disrupts whatever music this accursed artist was playing. The original copy of the recording is fully incinerated at this point. An explosion of pure destruction ripples through the air. I protect myself with psionic energies. Mozart II, along with his piano, are not so fortunate. The piano is reduced to cinders beneath me, and I stab Mozart II directly through the chest.
The blade, having been augmented with a particular disc, vibrates with the essence of Chaos itself, burning a hole in the center of the being. The force of the stab itself blows the figure away from his instrument. I add to the pushing force with my willpower, slamming Mozart II into the ground nearly a hundred meters away. I wait for the disc to fully run its course, before taking it the second it ejects, and sticking both in my inventory, along with the copy of The Sound Chaos Makes.
I look over to the cherub. Quid pro quo, Serpent, my friend. You have had your demon dog try to murder us enough, I think. I begin to mutter eldritch phrases under my breath, staring at Serpent. Electron, antimatter. Electron. I utilize the energies of the abyss, cupping liquid void in my hands. I splash the void upon the ground. I look around. Moments later, tentacles burst into existence from multiple locations. I look to the world, like one with a mission. A single eye appears in the puddle of void, with an iris of deep indigo. It blinks twice. The tentacles wrap around AA, and drag him into the air. A burning abyssal sigil appears before me, and I watch as the tentacles bring the avatar directly before mine. Soon enough, the sigil has been burned into the vision of the cherub behind the screen.
Moments later, a bubble of void appears wherever AA (aa) happens to be physically present within. The bubble utters one word, constantly, incessantly. Of course, this is no match for military-grade earplugs. That is why it is directly pulsed into the brain of the cherub. Instants afterward, the word 'Electron' ricochets around the cherub's brain. A sudden vast power influx from something in the future burns it even more brightly. It does not stop until AA is unconscious. I will not rest until you are dragged down into the realm of dreams. The last thing AA sees before the infinite darkness of sleep is a mere statement.
I have the honor to be your obedient servant,
C. Kan.
Hah.
Ashwood Rod && Agonized Soul = Agonizing Rod (3/9)
Depowered Cipher's Call && Indigo Flames = Slightly Less Depowered Cipher's Call (3/9)
(+2 to Twin) I'd advise we all remember the new cult circle.
Discord: 31/50 (+2 from Tazz) ////////////////////////////////////////////////////.
Infinity Mechanism 20/30 (+2 from Twin, Tazz, and Crystal) //////////////////////////////.
Mozart II keeps concentrated, but you nevertheless deal a minicritted 24,000 damage and made his Calming Phase slightly less effective this round!
strong>Pretty Pretty, Shiny Shiny: 25/25 ========================= (+2 from generic) A Tactical Genius: 25/50 ==================================================
+2 to Crystal
Bomber was quite upset. He had been humiliated by the Burning Legion and took a fair amount of damage. On top of that, all of his Horrors had been promptly sent screaming back to The Warp. On top of that, he was now waist-deep in mole carcasses. Bomber floats himself out of the rotting pile and hovers above it. "Ugh, my nice suit is ruined. Last time I try to look dapper on a battlefield, I suppose." Despite that, he is able to clean himself off. His fuse smoldered a little, showing Bomber's rage.
Luckily for him, it would appear he was ready to unleash a devastating attack. On top of that, he had received the powers of The Zeroth Ball. Bomber decided he would lure them into lowering their guard, captivating their minds. In a flash of blue light, a strange object had appeared on the battlefield. Upon closer examination, it appeared to be a single crystalline object with a metal bar sticking out its back. It was a crystal doorknob. Its beauty was unmatched, superior to all other doorknobs. Suddenly, a second appeared.
The crystal doorknobs began to multiply themselves, becoming four, then eight, then sixteen. The mound of crystal doorknobs quickly became a glorious crystalline tower of doorknobs, piled high into the sky. There were thousands, no, tens of thousands of doorknobs now. All who gazed upon the tower found themselves trapped in its beauty; a labyrinth few may ever escape. The tower began to glow blue, and many enemies begin mindlessly walking towards it, including the Mordesh Medic. They start murmuring a chant, which grows louder and louder.
The crowd of enemies is now standing against the tower, hugging its unmatched beauty. They had completely lost themselves to the beauty of the doorknobs, and could think of nothing else but being as close to the tower as possible. Bomber smiled, watching the fools as they caressed what would soon become their undoing.
"Idiots."
Suddenly, the tower began to glow a bright blue, which only captivated them further. Suddenly, the tower began to rumble, a horrible clattering noise resonating from crystal doorknobs striking other crystal doorknobs. The piercing note drowned out all other noise on the battlefield. Suddenly, a single crystal doorknob fell off of the top of the tower, falling down to the earth at terminal velocity. It struck one of the captivated entities on the head, shattering and fracturing their skull. Then more began to fall off the tower. Bomber tightened his fist, and the tower began violently collapsing. The noise was unbearable, tens of thousands of crystal doorknobs crashing down and shattering. Millions of shards of glass flew everywhere, slicing and dicing up the poor entities who let themselves be trapped by the beauty. Not even the dead moles knew peace, as they too were pierced by shards of glass. The pile of rotting mole corpses was now mixed in with glassy shards. How pleasant.
The tower of crystal doorknobs had collapsed, and brought destruction in its wake. Da Shootiest Bolter && Burna = Kustom Shoota-Burna (Level 6: 3/7)
... Indigo Flames && Crystal Ball = The Mindwalker (6/8)
Hammer && Earth Titan Essence 2/??
+2 Bomber
I keep raging at the soul. Stupid Traho. Stupid deflection. No matter. I back off from the Soul, and pull out the Infinite Gnu News Gun. I keep shooting Gnus, News, and Gnus wrapped in news, and gnu news wrapped around new gnus, because all gnus have new news since it's new gnus to them. The sheer bad logic of my argument causes one of the Soul's heads to have an aneurysm, which kills it. I then realise the error of my ways, and amend my statement. It's "All gnu news is new news if it's new news to new gnus, but new gnus don't care about gnu news since it's too gnu for them." I don't think that actually helped. "All gnu news is new gnu news if it's new gnu news to new newsgnus, but newsgnus have trouble finding new gnu news because it's old news to newsgnus." Nope. I'm descending into madness.
And so is the Soul. I think it's about to kill me, but luckily I set up a squadron of newsgnus holding new gnu news guns so that they can shoot new gnus wrapped in gnu news that's new news to them, but the newsgnus are so desperate for new news that they shoot too many new gnus, and the influx of new news destabilises the news market, sending all newsgnus out of business.
The newsgnus are so depressed that they hang themselves with news nooses, and are promptly replaced with new newsgnus, but there's no new news for newsgnus so they also hang themself with news nooses. I'm starting to get disturbed by this, and so is the Soul. It begs me to stop, but I can't do anything. There's simply too many new gnus to become newsgnus, and too much new news to stabilise the economy, and too many new gnu corpses to get anywhere.
The new gnu corpses are starting to rot, so I fling the new gnu corpses into the Soul of the Core's heads, making a big gnu barbecue which everyone comes to eat at. The newsgnus are appalled by this, but there are too many new newsgnus corpses to stop the barbecue, so they can't do anything but report this gnu news. ...But nobody came. Because the gnus all went into news, there's no gnus for this news to be new news to. Meanwhile, I make a new noose from the newsgnus' news nooses, and hang the Soul of the Core.
...That is entirely too long and rambling. Wow. Sorry for the giant paragraph.
Minicritted 25,000 damage to the Soul of the Core's most healthy head!
I become invisible then Mozart II noticed that the piano keys suddenly flown off and flew straight at him then i become visible meeting some [PG]/[AZ] character.
An powerful Halloween themed summon 34/50 +1 from Talist
Sp00py Armor 13/25 (Part of my Halloween Miniboss summon.)
+1 PitTheAngel, +1 Talist
My Items
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing.
Bayoneted Laser Rifle (Also known as Bayo-Laser Rifle) [Power Rank II] Used for Ranged + Melee with extra damage to the Enemy.
Plasma Katana [Power Rank II] Deals extra damage to the Enemy when used.
==Turn 1==
Salt 21/50 (+4 from Bomber)
+2 to Erelye.
Clay Disc && Slightly-Greater-Than-Greater Essence of Earth == Disc of Deepest Depths 1/?
Gold Goblet && Slightly-Greater-Than-Greater Essence of Water == Cup of Coldest Seas 1/?
==Action==
Crystal takes his failed alchemies from last turn and fuses their ingredients into one mess of amalgamy, before hurling them at the Soul of the Core’s weakest head. The fused cup and disc abruptly explode upon impact into a mass of water and earth energy, the two energies immediately melding into something I might call mud energy. Abruptly, the earth around the Soul of the Core liquifies as the energy soaks into it, before flowing up into a coating on one of its heads. The mud chokes the head, putting out its fires as well. Crystal fires a pulse of cold magic directly into the mouth of the mud-entombed head, spikes of ice growing out of the now-frozen mud and puncturing deeply into the head. More cold energy is poured onto the head by Crystal, eventually completely cooling the head. He then summons a massive hammer and strikes the head, cracks spreading through it. Another blow, and the cracks widen. He then summons an equally massive chisel and, with one blow, decapitates the Soul of the Core. Well, one head, at least.
==Entities==
Stone once again glows with golden light, and Storm finds itself in a massive garden of lush plant life and pure vitality. It dissolves into pure wind in ecstasy, blowing through the trees and ferns and grass. Below it, it watches other dreamers encounter their own dreams of the Garden - one watches an old woman sit and spin, a massive feline beast at her feet with blood-stained teeth. Another watches a young woman bury seven cats. Another dies under storms of bees, inhaling them as if welcoming death. Another drowns in rains of honey. The essence of the Garden spirals into Storm, and it roars in renewed life, taking its dragon-form again as it is transported back to the battlefield. It feels so vital now, so alive, that it shouts in the Correspondence, broadcasting its joy to the world and beyond. Unfortunately, the Soul of the Core is standing too close, and one of its heads hears the full glory of the language of stars. The entire Soul collapses in mental agony as the force of the words overwhelms even its distributed brain, pulses of pain echoing over onto the other two heads and leaving the Soul completely defenseless.
(Translation: Taste of the Garden on Storm, followed by Breath of the Void on the weakest of the Soul of the Core’s heads.)
Clay Disc && Slightly-Greater-Than-Greater Essence of Earth == Disc of Deepest Depths (Level 8: 1/9)
Gold Goblet && Slightly-Greater-Than-Greater Essence of Water == Cup of Coldest Seas (Level 8: 1/9)
Welp.
Minicritted 15,000 damage to the Soul of the Core's weakest head, killing that head!
(6 / 20) R e m e m b e r m e , s o I m a y l i v e o n .
(12 / 40) Font Friend (+4 from Battlefury)
+1 to FBSN
+1 to Battlefury
=Action=
I first take the Saurite Ore (from the Chasm) and smelt it down into Saurite Ingots. I then ( Old Valkyrie && Saurite Ingots ) to see what I can get. I then take Old Valkyrie and switch it to Giant Lawnmower Scythe Mode, and proceed to chase after the Mordesh Medic with it! As the medic begin to run, I switch my normal Armistyx to Block Gun Scythe Mode, and start shooting blocks to trip up the Medic!
As he/she/it keeps tripping on the blocks, they realize that they can't escape the lawnmower. They promptly get mowed down. I then proceed to turn the lawnmower around, and run over the Mordesh Medic again! I then park the Lawnmower over the Medic, and start spinning it around and around, trapping it in a spin-cycle of blades! I then send the Lawnmower off in a random direction after running over the Medic a more times. The Lawnmower then falls into the Chasm from earlier, and breaks down from the fall.
=Command=
Valeera gains +1 Mana (for 6 total) and draws a card.
CARD DRAWN: (2) Undercity Valiant
She then, in order, plays the Goblin Auto Barber, then the Undercity Valiant (and uses the Combo effect to deal 5,000 damage to the Demon Portal), then she'll attack the Mordesh Medic with her dagger. After that (because her dagger will break), she'll pull out a new dagger. She'll then actually use Sleuthhack. (Turn Cost: 6 Mana)
Old Valkyrie && Saurite Ingots = Ad Infinitum (Level 25: 1/26)
Holy Flame || Peacetime = Fear No Anvil (Level 10: 2/11)
Taking Twin's advice of directly attacking the portal, I launch myself straight into it!
Alchemies:
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool.
You literally fling yourself into the portal. Perhaps I should have been more clear: By 'directly attack' I meant 'not using the word 'into' as that implies you're throwing things into the portal to come out on the other side.' As such, you are promptly mauled by the Burning Legion's troops behind the portal and thrown back out with 5 HP less.
Best Pun Ever: 38/50 (+4 from Fseftr, +3 from UserZero)
+2 to Fseftr
Draken, Chua: Take down Storm
Mechari: Get some bots out on the field
Walker decides to stab the ground. This results in a random AZ entity turning into a carbon copy of another random AZ entity, causing one of the other of them to take damage depending on a coin flip - if the coin lands on it's edge, the entity with higher current health is reduced to the weaker entity's current health.
You temporarily transform Stone into Storm! Stone is heads, Storm is tails, and the coinflip is heads, meaning that Stone takes 5,000 damage!
Clay Disc && Slightly-Greater-Than-Greater Essence of Earth == Disc of Deepest Depths 2/?
Gold Goblet && Slightly-Greater-Than-Greater Essence of Water == Cup of Coldest Seas 2/?
==Action==
Crystal continues his assault on the Soul of the Core, this time drawing a small disc from within his robe, inscribed with the sigil shown here. He touches it, a brief flare of purple light coming off the contact, before the entire thing lights up in crimson radiance, any people around with magic-sense being hit with an absolute torrent of magic coming off the thing. It feels as though it’s pouring out of the sigil inscribed on the disc. Without further ado, Crystal begins to channel the magic from the sigil. He first points it at the Soul, channeling a massive gush of pure magic from the sigil straight onto the Soul’s weakest head. He then places the sigil on the ground and draws a small ritual circle around it, adding what look like other runes of mystical import around it. The magic from the sigil flows into the chalk, before several drastic things happen. First of all, all of the Soul’s heads get a nosebleed, or its equivalent, at once. Second, a bus slams into one of its heads, the same one that was hit with the blast of pure magic. Careful observers would note that the bus also had the sigil marked on it somewhere. Third, a bridge falls on the same head that received a bus to the snout. The sigil is also marked on the bridge, in what looks like chalk. Fourth, a torrent of large, heavy stones falls on the same head, again. The same sigil is marked on one of the stones. Crystal touches the sigil again, as this time a stream of his own magic flows in. Give and take, take and give, after all. Following this, he touches the sigil for a final time, another flare of magic closing the connection.
==Entities==
[TYPED UP IN LAST POST]
A Minicritted 15,000 damage to the Soul of the Core's weakest head, also killing that head!
i expose The Soul of the Core to the nightmare fuel page of FNAF4 whilst endlessly playing Fredbears and Nightmares Jumpscares. Meanwhile, the Fredbear plush stares at it. Menacingly.
ENTITY ACTION
The uncreativity monster stuff the Soul of the Core into a Spring Bonnie suit, which promptly crushes it due to multiple springlocks being sabotaged.
2+ to Irecreeper
Star Cannon && Minishark = Minishark Cannon (Level 7: 1/8)
The Soul of the Core seems rather immune to the jumpscares.
I fall over then i accidentally set a missile off at the speed of 7 sounds then i saw that same missile hitting the Soul of the Core in a nuclear blast.
An powerful Halloween themed summon 35/50
Sp00py Armor 14/25 (Part of my Halloween Miniboss summon.)
+1 PitTheAngel, +1 Talist
My Items
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing.
Bayoneted Laser Rifle (Also known as Bayo-Laser Rifle) [Power Rank II] Used for Ranged + Melee with extra damage to the Enemy.
Plasma Katana [Power Rank II] Deals extra damage to the Enemy when used.
I might want to try the whole playing as an entity thing... Maybe I'll use my two charges for that instead.
I complain very loudly about how I have absolutely no idea what these new mercenary enemies look like even though they're supposed to be right in front of us. They're probably a reference to something, but I can't be bothered to google it. How am I supposed to come up with an interesting and relevant attack when I don't know what they look like and I have no context and blah blah blah blah terrible descriptions blah blah blah blah text based gaming blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Hopefully that damages something.
Relevance Line:
Back in the "present", Mikoto breathed a sigh of relief. He could use the pills to a certain effect, but actually hated doing it and was sure that Gail would have a panic attack or something from it.
"Okay... good. I think it's sweet of you to be thinking of us like this. I'm sure the Veteran will appreciate your effort. I already do."
Gail smiled even though the praise was pretty cut and paste.
"... Mikoto? ... Could you... come exploring with me?"
She knew that Mikoto didn't want her wandering around by herself, and so couldn't refuse the offer.
"You don't need to ask that. Of course I'll come with you."
(judge's scales && blindfold [justice is blind, after all] && malachite blade ) || Tuning Fork = Sword of Justice DONE
Got +4 total.
The first companion: 50/50. Sorry, but I want to hang on to this. Just for one turn, okay? I want to use at with my other charge.
Another Charge: 49/50.
+2 to Pricey
That's OK, but make sure to actually use it. Charge Decay is a thing.
All six of them are from Wildstar; each is a class and all six are the non-human races. Gnarok have stone for skin and are basically a silicon-based life form; Aurin are short and have animal ears and tails but otherwise look human; Mordesh are half-cyborg half-zombie, with Vitalus serum pumping through them to prevent them from turning insane (it's a bit complicated); Draken could be described as lizard people (with hair); Mechari are extremely life-like robots; and Chua are, well, tiny psycho gerbils.
Your lack of knowledge somehow does 2,000 damage to all six of them.
Sun charm: I really don't have a clue what this is supposed to do. It has solar power? And lava power too? You're probably better equipped to answer this question because somehow you've stumped me.
Sword of Justice: A dual-bladed sword, this probably isn't something anyone wants to get skewered by. Thankfully, the design was more centered on making it last.
A Tactical Genius: 28/50 ================================================== (+2 from generic)
+2 to Crystal
The influx of mercenaries could prove to be a large problem, as it gave the PZ side a lot of manpower. Bomber decided to start to pick them off, and would attack the Mordesh Medic (if they were still alive, otherwise the Aurin Esper was his target). What better way to do this than use The Warp, of course? Using these energies could be unpredictable, but Bomber was an expert.
So, calling upon a psychic discipline known as Biomancy, he scrolls through a mental catalog of different powers he could manifest for this particular situation. Biomancy involves the manipulation of biological energy and processes, meaning the wielder can change their physical form, or that of their enemies. "Lets see, Blood Boil, Enfeeble, Smite, Bio-Bolt... ooh, Iron Arm! This one should do just nicely."
Arcs of green energy danced through the air, gathering into Bomber's right arm. His already gray skin-analogue began to turn metallic, as biological matter is transmuted into pure iron. Bomber's arm also grows in size, becoming much larger than the other. In this state, Bomber could both defend himself from harm and beat anything into a bloody pulp.
Bomber then charged his target (either the Mordesh or, if the Mordesh is dead, the Aurin), backhanding them with his powerful iron arm. They would be sent sprawling from the impact, but Bomber wasn't done. Before they could even begin to get up, Bomber grabs them by the leg and lifts them high in the air. Then, he brutally slammed them back down into the ground. He continued his assault, punching them several times with his heavy hammer-like arm, reducing them to mush. His Iron Arm began to wear off, which is when Bomber teleported himself away to safety. It was then that he sensed something...
Bomber felt someone's mind being manipulated at the moment, and realized it was that of the person known as Serpent. This was something he could take advantage of. "Hm, I already used a lot of warp energy, so perhaps I can use something else..." An idea struck him. Opening the black void that is his interdimensional storage that resided within Hellco., Bomber pulled out a small, blue-gray crystal. It seemed rather unassuming, but it had a lot of untapped potential. The crystal was a material called Vitrum. What it did was act as a sort of battery for raw energy. The material excelled at it, being able to store and release massive quantities of energy with only a small amount of material. It was recently discovered by Hellco. and is being used in much of its technology and research.
Bomber was able to directly access that power, tapping into the energy of the crystal. The Vitrum crystal began to crackle with energy that miraculously ripped a temporary hole in time launched itself into the past. It really seemed to guide itself to the point of interest here, being Serpent's mindscape. The presence of a lot of raw energy within a mindscape can be manipulated by a person with enough skill. With that done, Bomber deposited the crystal, ready to use it again in the future.
The sun was setting, and that meant it was almost time. He felt a buzz in his pocket as his phone received a message. Pulling it out, Bomber took a look. "Preparations are done? Excellent." Bomber put his phone away, and suddenly vanished in a puff of smoke and brimstone.
Far from the battlefield, in a rather secluded area, was where the duel would be taking place. Upon arrival, the crew who had been constructing the place for him stood at attention. Their job was to build the stands for the crowd as well as concessions and an area where bets will be collected and tallied. And, well, who else to hire for the job than a crack team of Orks? Indeed, the stands were a little ramshackle, but that was their style. And, believe it or not, they were just as sturdy as the conventional ones.
Lining the stands were banners of differing color; some were teal for Cinavi while others were taupe for The Scribe. The stands were being given their final touches by numerous Grots (think like goblins). There was a large circular space that the stands surrounded. There was one thing missing here, which Bomber would contribute. Standing in the center of the area, twelve swords materialized out of the air close around his body. They flash different colors, perhaps having some sort of a symbolic meaning. He spreads his arms, and so do the swords. They then plant themselves into the ground at the edges of the circle. These would later form a magical barrier once the two combatants were ready. Yes, preparations were truly done. Bomber sent off a Grot to litter the main battlefield with fliers of the event, hoping to attract more than just the Orks and a select few others. Carrying a stack of crudely drawn representations of The Scribe and Cinavi shooting at each other (large angry eyebrows drawn on each), the Grot ran off. All Bomber had to do now was wait.
The stands were filled entirely with Orks and Grots, wearing different garbs and face paints to display who they are rooting for. Within the crowd was anyone else who decided to attend. The crowd was loud and boisterous, of course. Bomber had a few of his lackeys to make sure things didn't get too rough, but he told them to only intercept when things got too bad. The two combatants would be arriving at any minute. Bomber sat in his own personal booth in the center of the ramshackle bleachers, adorned in Hellco. color and style.
And there they were, Cinavi entering from one end and The Scribe from the other. The crowd let out a roar, ready for the duel to begin. Bomber stood up and commanded silence. He then picked up a microphone, and spoke with enthusiasm.
"Laadiiies aaaaand gentlemen! Welcome to Bomber Stadium™, brought to you by Hellco.! Tonight I am proud to host the major event of... this turn! Yes, what you have all been waiting for is finally about to begin! The duel of the ages; the fight to see who is right; the battle of the minds! Cinavi, VERSUUUUS, The Scriiibe!"
The crowd let out another deafening cheer as the two combatants stepped forward.
"By the way, there is a little gift shop that can be accessed through the exit at Column 78 that sells all sorts of things. Hellco. brand T-Shirts, snow globes, and plushies related to the event can be purchased there. No further bets can be made past this point; what has been put on the line cannot be withdrawn! There is also a field medic nearby who will tend to the wounds of the combatants and any crowd members. Oh, and there WILL be injuries."
A spotlight shone down on a hunched over Ork at the edge of the field. Next to him stood a Grot carrying a tray full of wicked medical tools. Some could have sworn they saw the Ork grinning madly. There was some unease in the crowd. No Ork ever liked a visit to a Painboy, and for good reason.
"First, I will state the offenses that had lead up to the declaration of this duel, in the words of the one who declared it himself, Cinavi: 'Basically just deprivation of will because I believe that smart people should be able to talk their way out of anything, or talk people into anything, and the general methods the Scribe used for summoning Uncle Grandpa, which I say thanks to the very tattoos on the bodies of five of us here.'
With that out of the way, I must now move on to reiterate the rules of this event:
I. Provide a perfectly circular area that sufficiently prevents disruption for the duel to occur within.
II. Have a medical professional (healer, doctor, et cetera) who is not one of the principals on the scene at all times. Giving them plausible deniability is not required, but suggested, as to not ruin their medical careers.
III. Principals are only permitted to utilize dueling pistols themselves in the duel. However, anything the pistol itself manages with , is perfectly legal in any duel. Anything caused by external occurrence is perfectly legal, as it is more than likely that it was not caused by one of the principals.
IV. The two principals must meet back-to-back in the center of the circle upon the time appointed for the duel to occur. This must either be at dawn or dusk.
V. Both principals have an impartial mutual second, who states the rules of the duel, along with the offense(s), and designates the beginning of the duel (which coincides with the statement of the word "fire"), along with its end.
VI. A duel does not have to necessarily end in death. In fact, this is frowned upon. It is best for one party to wound the other, and demand the other yield.
VII. After the principals meet as described in rule four, the second will state the offense(s) which required resolution; the principals will take exactly ten equal steps away from each other, draw their weapons, and turn exactly one hundred eighty degrees, to face each other.
VIII. After the completion of rule seven, the second will count to ten. The principals' pistols should be raised when the second reaches five. Anything sooner or later is banned. Principals should fire when the second says fire, not one.
IX. Betting on duels is permitted, as long as the principals are not directly involved in such affairs.
Breaking these rules will force a consequence. Well, the consequence for breaking these rules are unfortunately grim, I must say. If the rules are broken, well, you will have to face my own brand of soul-rending torture. Truly, it would pain me if it had to come to that. But do not doubt my willingness to do it if need be.
And with that said, pretty much anything else goes! Now, may our two combatants walk to the center of the arena, standing back-to-back."
Once they had done so, Bomber continued.
"Now, to prevent premature escape and disruption from the outside, I have set up a magical barrier. Which will be going up.... now!"
A maroon barrier of energy formed between the swords, strange runes floating between them.
"Seriously, don't attempt to break that thing. Rules can have greater power than you think, folks, especially those of honorable combat! Gentlemen, take ten paces opposite from one another! At the count of five, draw your pistol and face each other. After another count of five you may fire your weapon."
Ten paces were taken, the two opponents aching with anticipation.
"One, two, three, four, five."
The Scribe and Cinavi turned to face each other, weapons drawn.
"And now, six, seven, eight, nine...."
There was a brief pause. Tension hung in the air for what felt like ages.
Sorodin> The Mordesh Medic? Eh, whatever the dice says. And it TOTALLY didn't only have 3s or anything. Totally.
Sorodin sits down and closes his eyes, focusing his energy. After a bit, a dark storm cloud comes rolling in, settling above the Mordesh Medic and following it wherever it goes. It starts out with a light drizzle, just enough to distract the Mordesh Medic, but does no real damage. Then it turns to a light rain, annoying the Mordesh a bit more. Soon, it starts with a moderate rain, now enough to make the Mordesh slip and fall, doing a bit of damage. Then it goes into a heavy downpour, creating large puddles and such. Now, it's acid rain. That must hurt. After a while, it stops being acid rain, and just rains a whole ton harder, flooding the whole area around the Mordesh, somehow not getting out to other places. Lightning strikes start coming down, electrocuting the water and therefore the Mordesh Medic inside. And last of all, the water freezes over, and the Mordesh is frozen in it, feeling more than a light case of frostbite. The storm cloud drifts off, and Sorodin opens his eyes and stands up.
Sorodin> So..... what did I miss? ==Alchemies==
Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad && Mario 64 = Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad 64 (level 5: 5/6) Auto-Surgeon 9000 && Mini-Alchemieter = Auto-Merger 1/??? Eh, whatever. It was going to be able to imbue item's properties into entities, but whatever.
Voidmetal Bottle && Pocket Dimension = World in a Bottle 1/??? ==Charges== The Nonexistent 11/50 Essence of Rain 8/50
+2 Pit
Voidmetal Bottle && Pocket Dimension = World in a Bottle (Level 8: 1/9)
Walker realizes that he's leveled up now, and decides to try out the new ability that he has available to him. Unsure quite what to do, he pauses.
"...NOW, HOW DID IT GO... UH... HMM... I THINK I SAY THE WORD AND THEN THINGS HAPPEN... UH..."
Beat.
"FORTIFICATION."
The sound of an ability being used rings out over the battlefield. Due to how the ability Fortification works, the stack is applied to a PZ entity... This time around, it's been used on Mozart II.
Due to using an ability this turn that wasn't itself an attack, Walker does not get to attack in this post.
Mozart II gets a stack of Fortification, raising his defense by 25%!
Noose --0 Dark Magic Tome = Tome Of Self-Sacrifice 2/11
I grab a banana. I proceed with throwing it at the Uncreativity Monster. It impacts, then explodes into a bunch of poisonous spider wasps. The wasps start stinging it.
Uh, may have missed this, but you can only have 2 alchemies up at a time, mate. One of those has to go on-hold for right now.
(Reposting this for duel purposes. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
I suddenly realize that I am standing in the middle of a field of decomposing mole carcasses and glass shards. Simply wonderful.
I place a machine down on the ground, and connect a number of vacuum tubes to each of the faces. I walk over to a number of mole corpses, and vacuum up the gases emitted from their decomposing bodies. I travel from mole to mole, vacuuming up steadily more and more of the gases. Soon enough, I require an extended storage system. I remedy this by attaching a number of pressurized tanks to the initial device.
I gather more and more of the gases exuded from the corpses up, filling the tanks in due time. Yet, I still continue, adding on several more tanks of greater capacity, along with symbols of increased capacity. I drain up every single mol of gas from the corpses, and fully seal the tanks. I immediately place a ladder on the side of the massive tank, and climb up to the top, building a secure platform atop the thing.
I construct what appears to be a cyclopean cannon atop the platform, overseeing the server silently. I climb back down the ladder, and put on a pair of leather gloves, along with a gauntlet on my right hand. The thing is emblazoned with two things, both glowing a fiery orange: an upward-pointing triangle, and a Sagittarius symbol. Fire, and ceration. I pull out a Resonant Portable Tank, which I hold in my left hand, walking around.
I come across the first of the corpses devoid of gas (of which there are many). I stoop down, and touch the body, already stuck through with glass shards, with the gauntlet. Immediately, it begins to dissolve, beginning to undergo liquefaction, and decomposing into some strange bone/organ/flesh/glass liquid compound. I fill the Resonant Portable Tank with the fluid, leaving nothing behind, before walking on to the next corpse, and doing the same.
I file across the field, dissolving corpse after corpse, and clearing the field. Don't thank me for my public service, no matter how putrid and disgusting this all is. I really don't deserve it. Anyhow, soon enough, the field of battle is as pristine as it ever could have been, hundreds of trillions of liquid dead moles in multiple Resonant Portable Tanks.
I pipe all of the Resonant Portable Tanks' contents into a few Bedrockium Drums upon the sides of the cannon, before pressing a button on the thing's front. Without an ounce of hesitation, I attach a tube from the top of the gas tank to the cannon's bottom. Immediately, the thing's lights turn on, glowing a fine red in anticipation. While I'm waiting for everything to fill up, I construct several more of these Dead Mole Mortars around the original one, connecting all of the piping up. Soon enough, there are thirty-nine Dead Mole Mortars centered around the power source and original mortar. I build a control panel on the side of the main mortar, and prepare everything. Skies are clear enough. Enemies are numerous enough. I press a few buttons on the control panel's touchscreen.
Loading MolebombOS Version 0.391...
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WELCOME, "terminalAutocrat"! YOU HAVE JUST ACCESSED THE COMMAND TERMINAL TO DEAD MOLE MORTAR BATTERY NO. 894162. THIS BATTERY WAS DESIGNED FOR YOUR EXPRESS USE AND CONTROL.
PLEASE ENTER A COMMAND.
>list commands
HELP, DIRECT, FIRE, RELOAD, CONFIGURE, SCAN.
>direct
ERROR: INVALID SYNTAX. PLEASE USE DIRECT(DISTANCE RELATIVE TO MORTAR BATTERY) DIRECTION.
>direct30m north
The battery of mortars immediately directs itself to point upwards, at an angle directly facing the PZ forces.
The mortars' barrels all light up with a brilliant red, and globs of absolutely fetid purulent flaming grume is fired into the sky by the mortar batteries, propelled by the gases exuded from the decomposing cadavers. The air is filled with a fuliginous and putrescent odor that causes many players to vomit. I do not. This is absolutely revolting. The mortar battery fires hundreds of globs of the disgusting ammunition into the sky. I watch, and wait, observing those who vomit quiescently.
Moments later, the globs begin to land upon the PZ forces. They burst immediately upon impact, spraying putrid flaming liquid over the enemy. The odors and bacteria contained within or nearby the stuff on their end must be unbearable. The mortars continue to fire, dislodging hundreds of thousands of decomposing liquid moles from their bedrockium prisons. This continues for several minutes. I watch, a grimace upon my face. The PZ entities appear to be screaming, on fire, or vomiting, and overall panicking with the situation at hand.
The mortars continue to fire, eventually reaching a point where supplies are low.
FUEL RESERVES LOW.
>configure
WOULD YOU LIKE TO COMBINE AMMUNITION AND PROPELLANT?
>y
There is a foul hissing noise, and the fuel is depleted, and mixed with the ammunition. Suddenly, explosions begin to rain down from the heavens as methane-infused globs of flaming corpse-liquid rain upon the PZs. Fire is everywhere, the PZs are burning alive (or undead), and nobody really knows what to do. One of the mortars abruptly turns off course, and fires several shots into the distance, which glow red and disappear. I quickly redirect this error when I hear the sound of smoke from another direction. Odd.
The scent of rotting flesh swiftly turns to that of charred meat as hell rains down upon the PZs. Over time, I deplete the newly-reduced fuel resources, and the ammunition.
I hurriedly leap off of the mortar, and flash-step away. The entire battery explodes. This explosion drops a sheet of fire and burning shrapnel upon the PZs. Hah.
Ashwood Rod && Agonized Soul = Agonizing Rod (4/9)
Depowered Cipher's Call && Indigo Flames = Slightly Less Depowered Cipher's Call (4/9)
(+2 to Twin)
Discord: 32/50 ////////////////////////////////////////////////////.
Infinity Mechanism 25/30 (+4 from Crystal) //////////////////////////////.
I stare down the Scribe, drawing my ornate dueling pistol, and loading it with what appears to be some small black and white object, before waiting for Bomber's announcement. I ignore the crazed Ork spectators. As far as I know, they've definitely bet on one of us. This is generally what happens at such events.
Ten. I watch my opponent.
Nine.
Eight. He likely observes me as well.
Seven.
Six.
Five. We raise our loaded weapons.
Four.
Three. I look the Scribe in the eyes (aim no higher).
Two (summon all the courage you require).
One. I point my pistol slightly upward.
I pull the trigger. Immediately, the object I loaded into the pistol goes flying out, streaking through the air, pointed slightly upward. It barely misses the Scribe's head, by mere centimeters.
Exactly as planned.
The instant the thing is directly above the Scribe's head, it explodes into pulsating red and blue energy, waves ebbing through reality at a precisely-calculated angle. The force of this blast, which appeared to be slightly off-center, becomes evident when the Scribe is thrown back several meters. I blink.
When I open my eyes, he is back in his original location. I raise my eyebrows, and watch as some sort of absurd timelock drags him back and forth, rendering him unable to act. Over time, the fabric of reality around the Scribe grows weary of the spatial manipulations. Glitched fragments of light begin to emanated from both the Scribe, and the area surrounding him. I take this time to load my dueling pistol with another shape, which appears to be a mere bullet. Or is it?
Waves of static roll around the Scribe's form, and I watch, observantly noting that he is unable to fire at me, given his current incapacitation. I check the time on my computer screen. Well, that's quite close to that time.
I look up into the sky, and watch as the embers of the dying sun fading beneath the horizon further energizes the already-effective sort of… Infinity Mechanism. We shall call it that. The Scribe's body itself grows steadily glitchier, fragments of code and flesh just wafting off of it, and being absorbed by the static. I train my pistol on the space where the Scribe was standing initially, waiting. I check the time once more, and put on some sort of gas mask of a vibrant red and orange hue with my other hand. I wait several more moments.
The Scribe's body has been mostly consumed and absorbed into the cloud of static at this point. The circuitous motion of his warping back and forth, and slowly being torn to shreds by the static is accompanied by me continuously checking the time, as if something were arriving. This is further supported by the fact I adorned a gas mask mere minutes ago. Finally, the last fragments of the Scribe are absorbed into the cloud of static, which continues to warp back and forth for several seconds, before it just ceases, appearing in the initial position of the Scribe. The cloud of static forms a shape vaguely similar to that of the Scribe, and the being is slowly reformed.
The process is slow and painful, of course. It begins with the chest, particles of static appearing in the air before me, right above where the Scribe was standing mere minutes ago. Blood (or any blood-analogue the Scribe might have) begins pouring profusely from the fragment of chest that has just formed. The wound is slowly sealed as progressively more of the Scribe reforms, a blood-red puddle growing beneath him. His legs and arms form next, forged from the collected data of the static. Blood still drips from any orifice it can. Next, the neck forms, blood splattering upon the ground beneath the Scribe. Lastly, the head and hands of the Scribe form. Of course, the first thing the Scribe can feel is the lack of around two liters of blood in his body. The resultant nausea will hopefully throw his aim off a bit. The blood instantaneously teleports itself back into the Scribe's body. Wonderful.
Of course, this does not mean that the hell is over. No, it has just begun. Suddenly, eight spinning red gears similar in construct to the Time symbol float above the Scribe's head. I note them, and keep my pistol trained on my foe. Suddenly, eight burning globs of some absolutely putrid flaming liquid drop from the gears, and burst on the around around and upon the Scribe. I watch the occurrence through the lens of my gas mask, and watch as literal explosions rip apart the ground around the Scribe. So, that's where those last few Dead Mole Mortar shots went. Interesting.
The disgustingly fuliginous odor of the liquid causes several Orks in the crowd to vomit upon the ground. I quiescently watch the event unfold, training my eyes on the Scribe all the while. That is, of course, because he is literally on fire at this point. Thanks for the mole corpses, Twin. Hah.
The liquid moles fester around the Scribe, still burning. Yet, the liquid seems to be seeping into the ground all the while. The entry of the ammunition and the propellant into the mortar must have had some effect on it, I presume. In fact, sections of the fluid itself seem Tainted. The pure earth that forms the clearing in the forest is stained with the arcane corruption of organic matter whilst the Scribe burns alive. The festering liquid seems to provide for a fertilizer, of sorts. Taint spreads fervently around the Scribe, various arcane afflictions entering his body whilst he burns. The corruptive influence of the Taint seems to make the air grow thick on the other side of the clearing, making it somewhat difficult to breathe.
The flaming liquid itself begins to shudder, quivering toward the Scribe's position. I watch on in interest as the liquid nears the burning calligrapher. Suddenly, the liquid mole corpses splash into the air, and swarm the Scribe. Hundreds of individual droplets of the infernal blazing flesh/organ/gas/glass fusion altered by the influence of Taint levitate into the air, forming two distinct masses of fluid. These masses slowly grow into veritable lakes of revolting semi-liquid. Moments afterward, the stuff begins to circle the Scribe.
It immediately all dives inward at once. Hundreds of gallons of flaming liquid mole rage against the already-burning Scribe, crushing him with the pressure. The stench is absolutely horrendous. Even more Orks vomit. I watch all the while, keeping my pistol trained on the Scribe. The poisonous qualities of the liquid burn the Scribe's epidermis, along with the retch-inducing stench of the stuff itself.
I'm mildly apprehensive about writing this part, but here you go. The liquid promptly dives down the Scribe's throat, the viscous, partially-solid stuff slowly sliding down. The fire, of course, should serve to destroy it before it goes all the way down. Of course, the fire will likely also get rid of the mucus lining of the Scribe's stomach, causing the acids to tear through it. Either one works. The liquid itself freezes in its movement when a singular noise echoes through space toward it. That of a gunshot. I stand, pointing my now-smoking pistol in the air. The liquified dead mole seems to be affected by this cosmic occurrence in a negative way, immediately sliding out of the Scribe's body in the entirety, leaving none of the foul stuff behind. I watch as the liquid seeps through the ground, likely depositing itself in a cave underground, directly inaccessible from the surface. I take the time to remove my gas mask, and reload my pistol, whilst the Scribe retches from that horrific experience. I don't blame him.
Of course, that gunshot in the air served more than one purpose.
Suddenly, there is a bang, and a small patch of ground mere centimeters behind the Scribe's current position goes up into dust. I look past the Scribe for a moment.
You did one thing.
I warned you on the fourteenth, remember?
Suddenly, a sniper shot strikes the Scribe in the back of the knee. As he goes down, another shot hits him in the back of his left arm. I receive a pester.
-- cucumbersTriggerman [CT] began trolling terminalAutocrat [TA] at 19:20 --
CT: It's been ten days. The job is done now. I want my payment.
TA: later
TA: im really busy right now in a duel
TA: ten minutes
-- terminalAutocrat [TA] ceased trolling cucumbersTriggerman [CT] at 19:20 --
I immediately get back to the duel, after having watched my second assassination go through, after all of this time. Well, it is not really an assassination. The Scribe is still alive, of course. I walk over to him, and point my pistol directly at his face, before planting a foot upon the arm holding his pistol.
TA: YIELD. I'D RAther not have to shoot. Nobody has to die.
If the Scribe yields, I grab his hand, and pull him up, handing him over to the medical official assigned for the duel, as was mandatory.
Of course, if he does not, I pull the trigger. While a bullet does emerge from the barrel, it appears to have been supplanted by a mass of dark gray energy, which immediately explodes upon contact with his face, not killing him, but injuring him somewhat. I absolutely refuse to do the deed myself.
Regardless, after everything is over, I put my pistol away, and walk into the crowd. If the Scribe yielded, I emerge with a somewhat satisfied state of mind. If not, I am entirely silent as I pass through the crowd, leaving the area entirely.
AFTERWORD
Okay, this is from the future, after Twin posted. I'd like to stick a little afterward in for Twin to read tomorrow. So, if you aren't him, there's no real reason for you to continue. But why write an afterword, you ask?
Because I feel terrible about myself right now.
First off, Twin, I just need to thank you for participating in all of this, despite having been obviously bogged down with work the entire time. I'd also like to apologize for pressuring you with so many ridiculous things at once. If you're reading this, and you don't know what I'm talking about, LEAVE. I'm serious. This is a one-on-one conversation here, from the idiot to the endurer.
Now, back to the point. This was, quite frankly, a rather idiotic method to do something on my part. We should have just talked the offense out like normal human beings, instead of me deciding to leap into a duel. In theory, this would have been a nice thing to do. However, it seems as if a series of unfortunate (or unluckily-timed) real-life events, along with our lacking of any general coordination beyond what you saw on the memo, caused the most undesirable result by far. I cannot state how ridiculously terrible I feel about this right now. You can just drop out of everything on my end, if you want. I can't and won't be angry. Now, as Bomber suggested, we can just work it out; our friendship won't be torn apart by this.
But that's not why I feel so bad.
I'm not afraid that our friendship will be torn apart by this. I'm angry at myself for making you feel terrible. Don't think I didn't read what you said before you left. I know you. See, no matter how many joking death threats I deliver you guys, you're still my friends. I tend to enjoy when those friends are happy, especially you. By extent, I tend to dislike it when those friends are unhappy. As such, the worst offense is when I am the perpetrator. That's generally how friendships work. But perhaps I wouldn't know. So, I'm sorry. I don't even know how to phrase it beyond "Hey, Twin. Sorry for being terrible in every conceivable way, and for this mess of an event, among other things."
As such, we at the memo agreed to do a few things for you in reparation for this disaster of an event. Every single one of the Mentis Oculus members will be +2ing you for as long as you want. We'll get you minicrit for as long as possible, if you wish. In fact, I'll give my prize from Tazz to you, if I did indeed get it. You deserve it far more than I do, for enduring all of this horrendous blazing trash from me, and for being such an amazing person in general, in contrast to my general attitude. Once again, you cannot fathom how sorry I am for all of this. This is beyond excuse, and I hope that you can come to forgive me. While I cannot see why Bomber should take any of the blame for this catastrophe whatsoever (as I convinced him to do this for me), he stated "I feel pretty bad as a bystander, and having a small hand in the arrangement of this... disaster." If you deem it wise to forgive us for this mess, you're a far greater person than I (which has just been proven by the very nature of this duel), though it isn't as if this was ever a topic of discussion.
The Gnarok Warrior takes 30,000 damage in all!
At the count of one, you both fire...The result will be in when I get to Twin's post.
45/50 Life (+2 from TheDrivingLlama)
8/20 splat tim
+2 to TheDrivingLlama.
1 Demon Blood Shard 1 Raspberry Pi 1 of any book 1 Empty Taglocks 1 Richard Taglock 1 Popcorn Bane of Lapis Ender Matrix Journal #-1 Black Hole in a Jar Tome of Knowledge Unwritten 18 Bedrock^2 Ingots Ultracondensed Wall
The Future: 19/50 ===================================================== (+4 from Erelye, +2 from jondanger)
Scribe's Wands || UFO Model = The Xenomorphs (5/5) COMPLETE
I +2 Generic.
The Scribe walks into Bomber Stadium, surveying the crowd. "It's amazing how many people want to see me dead. Or at least, injured." He readies himself for the duel, making last-minute checks. Breathing in and out, the Scribe faces his opponent - Cinavi. "I hope you're ready. If you're not, then I'd just like to tell you that you're going to have a bad time here. That probably sounds cliche, but it's true." The Scribe thinks back at how he got into this mess... If he hadn't summoned Uncle Grandpa, he wouldn't be in this duel. But he did, and now he is. His head was on the chopping block because someone didn't agree with his methods.
The Scribe remains stoic as Bomber signals the countdown. At five, he raises his pistol. And at fire, he fires. The Scribe pulls the trigger of his pistol, something shooting out from the pistol at high speeds. The force of the thing that ejects from the pistol blows the Scribe backwards, knocking him to the ground and causing any shots that Cinavi would have made that fire directly at him to miss. In addition, the thing the pistol fired is releasing a massive amount of golden energy - a protective spherical shield that's seemingly blocking physical and magical attacks. The crowd and Cinavi are able to get one quick look at the projectile before it impacts - it's a pink crystalline cylinder with a leaking pen inside.
Regardless of whether or not Cinavi dodges the shot, the cylinder has to impact something. And it does. The golden shields and the crystaline cylinder itself shatter upon coming into contact with Cinavi or the wall, leaving only the leaking pen, which falls onto the ground, uncapping itself. The result is a cesspool of ink spilling out into the ground, permanently staining the floor with the energies of the abyss. The ground warps in on itself, dragging Cinavi down into a gaping pit of nothingness that pulls him in, unrelenting in its force.
The corruption eats away at anything Cinavi has, tainting his very being, his very essence, and his very soul. Cinavi becomes a mockery of what he once was, a shallow figment. And the ink is growing all the time, turning into a whirlpool of black carnage. The Scribe stands up and watches. "I don't particularly know why my use of paradoxes offended you, but I take it that we're not going to be pals after this, are we. So I figure, why not end this now? I kill you here and we can move on. I know killing in this duel is frowned upon, but I think it could leave a mark."
Tilting his head, the Scribe thinks. "Actually... No. I think killing isn't the answer here. I'll leave you to rot with this malignant form for a while longer, until, like the rules permit, you are sufficiently wounded and I demand you yield to me. That's fair, correct?" Ink keeps adding itself to the onslaught, making Cinavi more and more of a prisoner. Soon, his entire body begins to crack and wither away at the stress, the churning ink pulverizing his form and even corrupting his coding. Cinavi is quite literally becoming undone. After several minutes, the Scribe nods his head.
"I believe that's enough, don't you? Now you've learned what happens when you cross me, hm? I will now demand that you yield to me, and give me my proper place as the winner of this duel. If you do so, then maybe I can turn a blind eye to your apparent hatred of me. Maybe we can have a mutual understanding of each other. And if you don't, well then..." The Scribe's hand flashes with the image of an hourglass. "You won't have a hatred of me anymore. I can tell you that much."
The Scribe never gets the chance to so much as think of pulling the Trigger. Cinavi has already fired.
The sequence of events catalouged in TheLordErelye's post above commences, and altogether his attack does 14 damage to you, BARELY leaving you alive, and winning Civani duel unless you somehow feel you can pull out a win, as technically you haven't said you yielded YET.
Alchemy: Diamond Autobow && Generic Flint and Steel
If the Soul of the Core is still alive somehow, I hug it. The Soul of the Core is so shocked to receive a kind gesture, it is momentarily stunned. Tearing up, it is flooded with happiness... until I pull back and laugh at it. Did you REALLY think anyone would ever love you, Soul of the Core?
The Soul of the Core loses an action due to emotional trauma...At seeing the guy who hugged it get severely burned. Like, the thing is made of molten lava, what were you expecting? You take 3 damage.
Since I forgot to say that: all modules installed on the factory are retrieved.
Since shooting the medic is always the first thing to do:
Hezetor uses the power of the orb of pure energy to control lightning directly on the face of Mordesh medic, this in addition to being a bolt of pure power energy is also a wonderful example of how the ability to control the energy in an environment is a great ability: see immediately after the lightning strikes the victim the energy and force of lightning are not dispersed but re-used immediately to form another lightning striking the creature again, the process repeats until the victim is reduced to a heap of ash.
+2 to Pit [AZ]
Charges
Concordant Killer 12/25
Rugname 28/50 +2 from MegaMiner
.44 Magnum && container for modules = Modular Magnum 2/?
Lesser Dog NEO, a Neutral entity, is complete! It has a mediocre HP and attack power to start, but every time a player pets it, it extends its neck, healing it slightly and increasing attack and max HP. In addition, this model is a robot to distinguish it from the original Lesser Dog, and therefore takes less damage from physical attacks but more from electrical-based ones.
AA fires off a stream of confetti at generic for some reason, doing pitiful damage. What.
Wow. My calculations say the CSI Cyber division has a 80 in 81 chance of finding SOMETHING useful with my help (thats total, btw) and they found nothing. What failures. At least they left a suitcase full of something. I look in the suitcase with a drone, and if there are no memetic hazards (or other hazards like a bomb) in it, I give it to Crusher48. He knows what to do with it, I hope.
The Suitcase has a Small Nuclear Explosive (Level 0) in it.
Welp, A for effort on their part.
I should point out that this was an intense battlefield where bullets are exchanged every five minutes or so. On my part, I headcanon that quite literally there are thousands of combatants in a given moment, and the entities mentioned are the big heavy-hitters that basically ignore the rest of the troops, who are insanely numerous. (Just imagine what the Massive Battle of Armies from DTG2 must have looked like NOW). In other words, the place is a hectic warzone. Given the ONE piece of evidence they could possibly gather were Uzi's bullet cartridges, specifically the ones used against Weegee, and that they're just regular cartriges amongst probably thousands of others littered across a path of destruction...
...Well, realistically your odds were actually pretty slim from the get-go. You basically never asked how low they really were at all.
Y celebrates 10/25 by helping a local 12-man LARP group to live out their dream: recreating Rex Duodecim Angelus with real weapons. He then handles their obvious lack of a King by covering Mozart II in black spray-paint and equipping him with a black crown.
He then heals DarkSide Ultima.
The Mindkiller 4/10
Vortex Monolith 4/15
SCP-882 1/20
Let's You and Him Fight Complete!
Y takes out a small apparatus similar to the one receding in The Tumor, but in a much smaller scale and with syringes instead of tanks.
Whorp!
Y appears behind the newly summoned Ganrok Warrior, the red syringe penetrating his armor and dispensing its red liquid content into the flesh of the Warrior. The Warrior is filled with rage as a red, Übercharge-like aura forms around it. The triangular screen on the polyhedron in the middle of the apparatus flickers online, showing a black silhouette of the Warrior against a red background. Y takes a quick look at the screen before teleporting away.
Whorp!
Y appears behind The Devastator, the blue syringe penetrating its metallic plating and dispensing its blue liquid content into the inner workings of The Devastator. The Devastator is filled with rage as a blue, Übercharge-like aura forms around it. The screen on the apparatus changes, now showing silhouettes of the Ganrok Warrior and The Devastator against a red and blue background simultaneously, charging at each other.
Whorp!
The Duel is not an entity, instead being a mechanic which affects 2 entities at a time one AZ and one PZ. Neutral, GS, Hostile entities and bosses are immune to the Duel. The dueling entities will duel to the death, targeting only each other and are unable to summon other entities, use suicide-attacks, or be meatshielded. Additionally, they are immune to player attacks, but can still be healed by players and take only 25% damage from attacks by entities that they aren't dueling. Entities other than the duellists will not target the dueling entities, but they can be hit by AoE attacks and splash damage. When one of the entities kills the other, the remaining entity will get healed for 50% of its max health, and deal and take x3 damage on all attacks untill it has chosen a new opponent. In this state, it will attack a random entity of the opposite alignment, which will become it's new opponent in the Duel. If it happens to one-shot the opposing entity while chosing it, it gets fully healed. The key to permanently end the Duel is to kill an entity before it has chosen a new opponent.
00C: Is this good as it is or does it need more charging?
Also, the Solar Monolith will shield the Wizard of Yendor, Arch-Lich and Excavation Assault Team.
You heal DarkSide for 3 HP!
The Duel Summoned!...Except, when you stab it into the Devastator, rather than penetrating, the syringe nearly breaks. That black metal is freaking tough! You replace the needle on the syringe and instead stab Stone with it-it says something that you can stab a being mostly made of rock but NOT the mecha.
I dont see a post limit anywhere, guys. I see a charge limit, but not a post limit. Whatever, I dont want to lose my awesome anti-godmodder attack in the event I just didnt read the rules right, so this is a charge-only post. Btw, whats in the suitcase EXOS gave me?
A Small Nuclear Explosive (Level 0). You can't blame the CSI for trying.
(Back on page 6, I'm here again. Do alchemies count as the below charges or are they seperate?)
The Ground: 4/25
There is No Other Way: 6/10
[Recreate: Divine Godblade] - Level 10 1/10
TFT rejoined the Server. [AZ]
Wow. Theres... a lot of stuff here.
I begin watching my watch.
Charges and Alchemies are fundamentally separate things. Also, the 'Recreate' thing is illegal. You have to actually create the Alchemy by-hand. Regardless, Welcome back.
Holy Flame || Peacetime = Fear No Anvil (Level 10: 3/11)
I whack whatever is around me with my forge stoker
Alchemies:
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool.
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
Yes Yes.... My drone is detecting energy fragments still abound and it also happens to mysteriously repelled the madness, slightly, but the effect does not go farther than a few feet. I'm Going to need to study this to see its properties and origin.
Your drone doesn't detect this because, though it can fly, as said above, quite literally all footage and data it's getting is instantly being corrupted, despite the fact it's fully functioning and doesn't have any obvious errors.
As an apology for lateness, players are randomly given the ability to resist dying by not having their HP go below 1 this turn for any reason.
The Demon Portal spits out a Voidcaller (NOT a Voidwalker) and a Wrathguard! The already-present Demons wail on Storm for a total of 20,000 damage! Star’s Body manages to blindside FBSN and deal him another 5 damage with a backside ram!
The Wizard of Yendor WOULD have used Aggrivate Monsters, but the Arch Lich casted Touch of Death, and his monsters tag-teamed it for a total of 15,000 damgae (most of that coming from Touch of Death). Realizing this, the Wizard of Yendor just straight-up kills Storm and reserves the charge for another turn. Humanibli keeps idling. The Solar Monolith shileds the Wizard of Yendor, the Arch-Lich, and the Assault Team excavation. The Assault Team excavation guard Sigmatw and will retaliate against anyone who attacks him. Lesser Dog NEO tactically idles to escape attention for now.
The Soul of the Core is ridiculously vulnerable right now, and isn’t able to act because two of its heads are gone! Its remaining head bows down.
Doge is dead! The Captain forgoes the Endermancy to give Neo Ultima the business in some Fisticuffs. Neo Ultima does not survive said fisticuffs. Crocodibli, waiting for Mibibli to respawn, sics a few alligators onto the Uncrativity Mosnter to deal it 5,000 damage!
Valeera plays the Goblin Auto-Barber (making her current dagger get 2,500 extra damage), then the Undercity Valiant, who’s Combo activates to deal 5,000 damage to the Demon Portal, and then Valeera shivs the Mordesh Medic for 6,500…Then decides to ditch her still-usable dagger for a new one, and then executes Sleuthhack to summon in two Defilas Bandits! The Uncreativity Monster can’t really find a way to shove the Soul of the Core’s heads into a Spring Bonnie suit, but it’s attempts deal the Soul of the Core’s remaining head 5,000 damage! Stone uses the Fire Sermon on the Gnarok Warrior to deal 15,000 damage, and spawns a Clay Man! The Maxis use their Grenades on the Mordesh Medic, ultimately killing it and dealing 8,000 damage to the Aurin Esper as splash! (The Draken Stalker dodged). -10 Distance to Yggdrasil! Uncle Grandpa decides to give Crocidibli and Doge a lot of Moles to work with, and crushes them both under them for 14,000 damage each, killing Doge again! Zineous uses his Thunder Rage to fry all the shielded entities, destroying the shields immediately! The Possessed Armors deal 12,000 damage to Mozart II! Skarmory uses Aerial Ace, dealing a doubled 20,000 damage to the Hatred of Formatting! The Devastator shreds the ALVC with powerful Blender blades for 22,000 damage! The Supression Turrets suppress the Mechari Engineer for 18,000 damage in total, but five of the six need a turn to reload unless someone will assist them!
Mibibli respawns! The Hatred of Formatting destroys the Clay Man! The ALVC delivers a precision peck to the Invisible Stalkers, killing one! Slammer outjams Valeera for 10,000 damage! Mozart II enters his Frantic Phase, causing 2 entities next turn to go berserk and attack their allies! The Gnarok Warrior slashes at Stone for 25,000 damage! The Aurin Esper assails Valeera with a variety of mental constructs that torment her into taking 20,000 damage and stunning her, preventing her action next turn! the Draken Stalker destroys a Suppression turret (as Storm died)! The Chua Spellslinger fires at Skarmory for 15,000 damage! The Mechari Engineer spawns a Siege bot, which has AoE, and a Bruiserbot, which will tank for the Mechari Engineer!
Richard +2s The_Topazian and Doctor Shiny before pulling out a ton of Red Tape! It’s enough Red Tape to stretch on for miles! He promptly covers the Demon Portal in it, and it promptly gets swarmed by Lawyers and policitians for apparently doing an illegal action! When they realize that the Demon Portal does not in fact have any form of thought whatsoever, they do the next best thing and hire a demolition crew to blow the Demon Portal out of time! Explosions ensure, and the Demon Portal takes 30,000 damage!
UserZero +3s all PZ players, and walks up to the Assault Team Excavation. They stand their ground despite knowing she’s probably the most deadly thing on the field. She then walks right past them, confusing every last one. Of course, what they don’t realize is that they were a distraction for the REAL target, and the Captain, caught unawares, is suddenly dealt 10 damage, bringing him down to 1 HP! She then whirls Vein Matters into Valeera for 100,000 damage, and then whirls Blood Moon into Crusher48 and Babysphee, dealing 5 damage to each!
Terrain: Pavement (really flat, but has no standard effect)
[N] Invisible Stalkers: 14,000/14,000 HP x2. Super-evasive.
[N] Humanibli: 50,000/50,000 HPx3. Gains damaged as he's killed. Entities must not be invincible to damage him!
[N] Solar Monolith: 67,000/75,000 HP. Projects up to 3 Shields on entities
[N] Assault Team Excavation: 10,000/10,000 HP x5. Have more attack per number of them alive.
[N] Lesser Dog NEO: 35,000/35,000 HP. Gains more damage and HP if Petted. Pet counter: 1.
[N-BOSS] Soul of the Core: Heads: 8,900/100,000 HP x1; Body: 1,055,700/1,500,000 HP. Body has high defense. Body occasionally sucks in attacks not aimed at it. Triple-Action while all heads are alive; double action if two are alive. Inflicts Gravcrush on all entities it attacks/is attacked by. Wildfire Waltz:
[|||] Gravity Falls: [||||] Terminus: [|||||] Takes reduced damage from Player actions while atomicAmiable is active; Takes reduced damage from Entity actions while antimatterAugry is active.
[GS] Doge: 0/5,000 HP (does not attack unless an entity on its team is attacked first, will bodyguard for allies, respawns 1 round after death if there are still allied entities present).
[GS] The Captain: 1/20 HP.
[GS] Crocidibli: 71,500/95,000. Targets Mibibli nigh-exclusively until death. Won't die unless Death Conditions are met. Levitator Enforcer: [||||]
[AZ] Valeera: 20,000/200,000 HP. Mana: 6/10. Gains +1 Mana at the START of each turn. HAND: (3) Shattered Sun Cleric, (5) Assassin's Dagger, (1) Deadly Poison, (5) Assassination.Sleuthhack: [||||] Gravcrush: [|||||] Has Dagger. uses: 2. Stunned, can't act next turn!
[AZ] Goblin Auto-Barber: 10,000/10,000 HP.
[AZ] Undercity Valiant: 9,000/9,000 HP.
[AZ] Defias Bandits: 5,000/5,000 HP x2.
[AZ] Uncreativity Monster: 57,500/67,500 HP. Decays by 10K HP until at max HP value. Gains HP with Uncreative attacks aimed at it. Afflicted by Calming Phase. Action: Attack the Soul of the Core.
[AZ] Stone: 175,000/215,000 HP. Summons a Clay Man every turn to defend it. Taste of the Garden: [|||] Inflicted with The Duel, must target the Gnarok Warrior! Action: The Fire Sermon on the Gnarok Warrior! Gravcrush: [|||||]
[AZ] Maxis E344: 50,000/50,000 HP x2, +2,500 HP per turn. Shields: 20,000/20,000 HP x2, +5,000 HP per turn.
[AZ] Uncle Grandpa: 7/10 HP. High defense.
[AZ] Zineous: 206,000/210,000 HP.
[AZ] Possessed Armors: 50,000/50,000 HP x2.
[AZ] Skarmory: 65,000/80,000 HP. High Defense.
[AZ] The Devastator: 200,000/200,000 HP. Current Supercharge: Electric Blender. 4-0: [||||||]
[AZ] Supression Turrets: 15,000/15,000 HP x4; 12,000/15,000 x1. Can only attack once every other turn without player assistance. Reloading Next turn! Assisted turrets: 1/5.
[PZ] Mibibli: 20,000/20,000 (x3). Targets Crocidibli nigh-exclusively until death. Won't die unless Death Conditions are met. The Mibible: [||||||||] Items: 1/5
[PZ] Hatred of Formatting: 68,000/125,000 HP. More likely to dodge if an attack has formatting.
[PZ] Abnormally Large Voidtouched Chicken: 95,000/200,000 HP. Has Sure Aim!
Okay, that is way too much entity. I think you might want to list an entity's damage in the statbar with the HP, and just do bland "X attacks Y for Z damage" things with most of the smaller entities to save a bunch of time.
I point at the Soul of the Core, and make a thumbs down motion. I then spend time relaxing in the hyper gravity chamber, which somehow reverses a stack of Gravcrush, likely due to my adjusting the settings and turning it into a functional decompression chamber, but for gravitational pressure. Plus I just spammed Full Heals on myself.
Regardless of whether that worked, I rush towards the Soul, and jump towards it with a strange gauntlet on my arm. I then land the blow on its head, revealing the true identity of the gauntlet: the Infinity Gauntlet. Or rather, a facsimile thereof. This apparently isn't even the "true" gauntlet, and more of a gauntlet that can control all 11,000 elements, albeit to a very limited degree. This is shown as I channel the power of the Elemental Plane of Mail, causing several postboxes to fall on the Soul of the Core's head. If I manage to kill it, Traho falls down next to Crystal, followed by my dead/living body. Well, there's the Spoil. It's probably going to be a bit big.
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=Turn One=
(7 / 20) R e m e m b e r m e , s o I m a y l i v e o n .
(16 / 40) Font Friend
+1 to Talist
+1 to Battlefury
=Action=
First off, I attempt Armistyx (lvl 1) && Saurite Ingots = ???
I then decide to remedy the damage dealt to Valeera via a super-complex series of heals! First off, I scour the web, hiring allied medics from TF2 and various other healing characters to come and support Valeera! They then all get together and start brewing a potion!
First up is the TF2 Medic's contribution, dumping multiple Ubercharge canteens into the pot, as well as some Quick-Fix Juice. He then also empties the healing components of dozens of Crusader's Crossbow bolts into the pot. Next comes a Hearthstone Priest; he plays down two Lightwells, which suicide into the pot, causing their healing essence to spread throughout. He then throws various healing cards into the pot, such as Flash Heal and Circle of Healing.
Then, Maggie from The Binding of Isaac appears. She pulls out an army of Little Chads, which dump red hearts into the pot at a rapid rate! She then casts aside her own Yum Heart, throwing it into the pot. Next up comes a Pokemon Trainer; he pours multiple Full Restores and Revives into the pot, causing it to glow with a holy, rejuvenating light! Then, Natalie of EBF4 fame appears, and throws several Pizzas into the pot; the most potent healing item in the game! Not really having much else to add to the potion, she simply casts Heal on Valeera.
I then bring over a random player, and promptly loot him of two Notch Apples. I cut them up, and fling them into the pot. The pot begins to levitate slightly, given the pure holy power inside the vessel! I then start casting in various healing items; Apple gels, ragnaids, commonplace potions, whole medivacs, floor ice-cream, and nanotech bandages.
I then bring over Toriel; she sees the pot, and I then tell her that I want her to make a pie with that in the pie mix. She accepts, and the pie-baking proceeds happens. The pie is practically a beacon with all the healing energies in it. I then give it to Valeera, each healing item having effect on her!
(I'll grant a +2 to whoever helps heal Valeera!)
=Command=
Valeera gains +1 Mana. That's it. Her army will attack the Aurin Esper!
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==Turn 1==
Salt 25/50 (+2 from Bomber)
+2 to Twin.
Clay Disc && Grand Essence of Earth == Disc of Deepest Depths 1/?
Gold Goblet && Grand Essence of Water == Cup of Coldest Seas 1/? (Okay, hopefully these are level 10 now. The Project needs level 10 alchemies. (And yes, I am willing to gorilla around with alchemy recipes until I find one that produces level 10 alchemies.))
==Action==
Crystal points at the Soul of the Core, unleashing a torrent of magic that washes over it, completely immobilizing it, before shifting Disassembly into the shape of a massive axe, putting on an executioner's hood as a sombre nod to his current function, and lopping off the Soul of the Core's one remaining head. He may not like killing this dog, but someone else will if he doesn't, and he does want Traho.
If, instead, Generic killed it, which he probably did, Crystal takes out a small stone pyramid with the capstone floating above the rest of the pyramid. It abruptly begins to flash multicolored lights from the cracks between its stones, and rave music echoes out from it, revealing it to be the Fearamid, an ancient interdimensional artifact said to be originated by a being as pyramidal as it. He raises it high into the air, waves of pure madness and chaos pulsing out of it and instigating a mini-Weirdmageddon right on the Aurin Esper. A weirdness-bubble abruptly appears on top of it, transforming it into a bird-headed monstrosity and thus giving it a sudden want for worms, before flickering it through several types of animation - including silent film, anime, and live action. The sheer disorientation of all this, in addition to the weirdness-bubble's aura of madness, overwhelms the Esper's highly-sensitive brain and it takes heavy damage!
Either way, Crystal mourns the loss of the first Neutral boss, and a loyal and seemingly-nice one with a sympathetic backstory as well. As condolences to Serpent, he takes a bit of the magma from the Soul's cooling body and forges a small medallion, made of the same material as the Soul of the Core itself. On one side, outlined in ever-heated magma, is a depiction of the Soul of the Core in full glory, standing tall and proud. On the other side, writ in bold letters of the same red-glowing molten rock, are the two simple words MEMENTO MORTUUM. As a final touch, he infuses a tiny fragment of the Soul's soul into the item, (before healing its actual soul of the wound) granting the image on one of its sides a life of its own, able to move and react realistically. He presents it to Serpent.
Post too late to get spoil of war, so I will just do what I planned on.
(I can't go back and forth trading blows with my body. It's a better fighter than I expected, and while I am still more skilled, the power difference is way too great to make up. How do I get out of this? Oh. I know! It's topical, too, because it just occurred in real life!)
(Approximately 4-6 years in the future, depending on when exactly this takes place...)
"Hey, Doc, I was just in a massive fight, and I need to borrow your car."
"Star! It's been a while, hasn't it? Last time you asked to borrow the car, it ended up with scorch marks on each tire. What is it this time?"
"Well, there are a couple of points where I was saved by myself driving the car."
"Well, that certainly sounds serious. You are welcome to pick up the Delorean."
"Thank you."
Back on the battlefield...
A car comes barreling out of a portal. Out of it steps...me! In my normal body!
"You are a sight for sore eyes, you know that?"
"Just get in and drive. Oh, and pick up the others."
The me not in my body enters the car, while the other me exits through a portal.
The car drives along, and grabs Pit, Maniac, and the long-AFK Piono. It then speeds up, and vanishes. Three seconds after vanishing, it comes back, dropping off Pit, Maniac, Piono, and the avatar I had been inhabiting. Had, as I am no longer inhabiting that body. On it is a note attached...
"I'll be back."
An unspecified amount of time in the past, 4480 blocks away from Yggdrasil...
"Hey guys, sorry for kidnapping you, but I have a job for us to take on. Simply put, Pit and I are tired out from MSTing bad fanfics. We wanted reserves. You two volunteered, so we're just going to take time out of the past to review it. Hope you guys don't mind."
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
Realizing the Soul of the Core is weak, Sorodin decides to unleash a combo attack thingy with Zineous. Splaying his hands out in front of him, he fires off a torrent of water at the Soul's head, making sure at least some got onto it, because most of it was probably going to be sucked in to the body. He only needed a little bit of water on the head for this to work. Zineous then continues to fire bolt after bolt of lightning at the Soul, electrocuting it, the effect amplified by the water on it. For extra measure, Sorodin takes an Ice Storm from the Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad 64 and unleashes it on the Soul, definitely freezing it and rendering it helpless. Cue the random player wandering onto the battlefield with a diamond pickaxe. It mines the Soul 's head, but lava ours out and lights it on fire. Unfortunately, the player was Tazz, and he promptly explodes with GM-powered tnt on the Soul's head. And to finish it all off, that one giant ducky from the beginning, if you remember it, comes flying out of the sky, flattening the Soul of the Core. If the Soul is dead, I will instead heal Valeera.
Zineous will use Summon Lightning Elementals.
==Alchemies==
Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad && Mario 64 = Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad 64 (level 5: 6/6) [DONE!]
Walker notices that the Captain is weak, and chuckles darkly, before... well, walking over to the Captain, sword in hand. Once there, he slashes a rift open in the ground, an explosion rocketing upwards out of it that catches the Captain and tosses him into the air, where Walker leaps up to smack the Captain back into the ground from. He then impales the Captain to keep that guy still, walks a short distance away, and quickly brings in Unlimited Kagura to help him exploit a rather hilarious glitch for the sake of utterly embarrassing the Captain. The Captain, for some odd reason, is picked up, and then Unlimited Kagura triggers the exploit.
Potato kick-stater salad(a potato made of salad kick-starter.)16/25(or 24 if the helping effect works)
my items
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Damaged Warp Zone level 5
Then Use together the damaged warp zone and the tome of support for creating an entity that I transform into Yggdrasil but all its fighting stats are like the ones of one entity summoned by the tome of support but it might disorient people.(probably not the godmodders but maybe some other stuff could be disoriented)
Star Cannon && Minishark = Minishark Cannon (Level 7: 2/8)
17/50 Upgrade system
7/50 Deactivated... (1+ from ire)
i stab something with the gemblade. To lazy to make up a good attack for an old post.
ENTITY ACTION
The Uncreativty monster taunts the Captain for his low HP. The Captain, annoyed, charges the uncreativity Bear... Only to fall into a pit full of lava, TNT, and spikes. And, just to be sure, a metal door seals him in with the traps.
BOOM!
If Engie got to him first, i accuse engie of Killstealing and have the Uncreativity monster toss him into the same pit.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
Charges
Project M06-Internationalization (34/50) (+4 from Fseftr)
Project M07-The Phonetician (11/50)
+2 to Fseftr
Action
I pull out an ornate box, made of what appears to be wood with gold trim. Two dials are present on the side facing me.
I activate the box, turning a dial from its resting state of "LOL" to "500". (The other settings of the dial are "Gabe Newell", the Eye of Providence and "PLAMZ".) The top of the box ceases to exist instantaneously. A giant steampunk minigun extends from the top of the box and begins firing itself with no recoil at Zineous.
After 15 seconds of sustained gunfire, the minigun disappears and the top of the box appears.
Entity Command
The Wizard of Yendor will use Double Trouble. It and all its summoned nasties will also attack the Maxis E344.
I temporarily 5x time-merge. I then shoot every PZ entity with the Face Exploder^3.
//Shard Ascendancy//
CyanogenMisogynist [CM] is now an Apprentice of the Shard!
+1 HP!
New Ability: Shard Wall (ACTIVE): CM blocks out 10% of damage taken for 1 turn. Cooldown of 4 turns.
New Ability: Shard Flower (PASSIVE): When CM takes a lethal hit, he reflects 25% (10% for bosses) of damage onto the enemy he is killed by. He also drops a Medkit (1/1 HP, unknown alignment) that heals whoever kills it.
New Ability: Foresight (PASSIVE): When CM's HP dips below 10%, he gains a mere 5% dodge chance.
These abilities will level up as CM levels up. He will level up as he deals damage.
Scholar of the Shard: 0/25,000 damage dealt
//Status Effects//
Croc-o-Style: 1 turn
//Inventory//
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
//Charges//
Weapon of Myth and Legend (Lord Michael's Hat): 8/30
Shard Kinesis: 10/10 (AWW YEAH)
//Alchemies//
Twin Rifles && Energy Titan Essence = Navitas Nox (Level 10: 3/11)
The Big Chill && Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && Anduril, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10: 2/11)
Manaticon Flamesprayer [Lvl. 6]: 4/7 (Since when did I let it go down like that?)
Anyways, I use my first turn to take out my trusty Bacon Sandvich Smoothie Maker (Strange Medigun •u•) and lock the beam onto TwinBuilder's PC, healing up any would-be lethal damage he might take!
[PZ]/[AG] Total HP 1,593,000 That's a bit much even if the Captain is alive. (That is a [GS]/Godmodder Slayer's Strongest character for now) (Dont Worry i am not in [PZ]/[AG])
I do not have a clue, but I decide to not do a attack this Action.
An powerful Halloween themed summon 38/50 +2 from Talist
Sp00py Armor 15/25 (Part of my Halloween Miniboss summon.)
+1 PitTheAngel, +1 Talist
My Items
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing.
Bayoneted Laser Rifle (Also known as Bayo-Laser Rifle) [Power Rank II] Used for Ranged + Melee with extra damage to the Enemy.
Plasma Katana [Power Rank II] Deals extra damage to the Enemy when used.
11/50 Operation "Artifact is Go"
2/20 Time Portal
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
Yes Yes.... My drone is detecting energy fragments still abound and it also happens to mysteriously repelled the madness, slightly, but the effect does not go farther than a few feet. I'm Going to need to study this to see its properties and origin.
Summoning Entity: 9/35
Counter: 9/50
I'll be making my great escape now!
...
I don't see you trying to reply to 60+ posts...
I'll do a half post here. No charges or attacks so that Tazz doesn't have to deal with them. Just alchemy and RP.
Alchemy:
Sun Charm || Samurai Armor = Armor of Light 1/??
Tower Shield && Ice Turtle Shell (Terraria) && NevermeltIce = Glacier Shield 1/??
"However, I have one condition."
Gail listened intently, already knowing the answer.
"You need to stay right beside me. I don't want you to get lost."
"... I understand."
Gail got up and motioned off in a random direction, which happened to be towards Yggdrasil.
"Can... we go?"
"Um... Not that way. How about over this way?"
"Oh... Okay. ... If you say."
Mikoto motioned to get Gail to follow him and they both left together, Mikoto making sure they were going directly away from Yggdrasil.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
My Best Map so farAll my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
May I be the first to say...FINALLY!!! An update!
You do that.
He'll do as you say.
The Alchemiter in its standard form can do these things, relatively easy as well.
Medigun > Fine = Lifecannon (Level 3: 1/4)
10,000 damage to Storm! Your entities will do as you say.
Hammer && Earth Titan Essence = Titanstone Hammer (Level 10: 1/11)
I'm giving my GM veto on what that particular alchemy makes, partially because, RP or not, what you were aiming for is powerful enough (and these are exactly the same level anyways).
You activate the Zeroth B-Ball and give Yourself, Twin, Erelye, Bomber and Crystal minicrits for this round only! You then nail the Soul of the Core's heads-or just a head in this case-for a Minicritted 20,000 damage!
The Camera's footage from activation is cut out to static despite the drone being otherwise fully functional.
Your entities will do as they say.
Dark Reach && Ender Dragon Breath = Infernal End (Level 8: 1/9)
3,000 damage to the Gnarok Warrior!
The energy appears to be some sort of barrier, one you are quickly repulsed from, sending you backwards-the Body proceeds to grab you by the legs before you can recover and mercilessly beat you into the dirt for 5 damage before tossing you aside and resuming its standard pattern.
1,000 damage to the Succubi, the Voidwalker, and the Flame Imp! 1,000 damage to the Demon Portal!
Cyan, you understand I have my misgivings about you attempting to summon that due to what it is in a different game, and I had misgivings about that thing's ridiculous level to begin with. Cosnidering we do have a policy on preventing previously-used charges, I consider that charge illegal because it was already done.
You can only have Two Alchemies at a time right now, mate.
Twin Rifles && Energy Titan Essence = Dynetitan's Rifles (Level 10: 1/11).
I'm giving my GM veto on what that particular alchemy makes, partially because, RP or not, what you were aiming for is powerful enough to justify levels higher than it is (and these are exactly the same level anyways).
Howabout exploding swords that explode into more exploding swords? That was actually an alchemy, by the way.
Liberty Launcher && The Direct Hit && A Deep Commitment To Purple = The Saint's Row (Level 7: 1/8)
The alchemy is legal, just in case you were worried.
The Bible and Christian Book Store fly into the Demon Portal...Which doesn't operate on Binding of Isaac logic by ways of not being related to the Binding of Isaac at all. You don't see the results, but you presume that a demon on the other end just had a bad day. By way of being crushed. I mean, a Book Store is pretty heavy.
The GravCrush meter is something the Soul of the Core always had-it's a bit of a gimmick. Simply put, nothing happens unless you're flying (you're grounded) or you get five (you immediately die).
Diamond Autobow: A Bow made out of an odd crystaline substance, with a line of energy substituting for the bowstring. You remember the mechanics of the OLD bow shooting before the 'pullback' mechanic was introduced? This bad boy is the return of the old spambow, and it's extremely durable.
He will do as you say.
7,000 damage to a Head of the Soul of the Core!
4,000 damage to a Supression Turret!
Face Exploder^3 = This bad boy looks like it was cobbled together, but in all reality this is a top-of-the-line mechanical marvel explicitly designed to look in far worse condition than it actually is. But more to the point, this bad boy launches armor-piercing gyrojets that can easily act as powerful bullets, before exploding into smaller gyrojet rockets that then explode. It's unlikely your enemies will survive.
As said, you can only have two Alchemies at a time in this game (right now). Sorry about that. As such, your 2nd Alchemy right now (Icrucvci) is at 1/11, not 2/11.
The Big Chill && Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && Anduril, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10: 1/11)
1,000 damage to the Demon Portal! 2,000 damage to the Voidwalker!
The Throne of the Skies is your alchemy, so...2,000 damage to the Mordesh Medic!
.44 Magnum && container for modules = Modular Magnum (Level 5: 1/6)
Module || (nano-laser && nano-centrifuge) = Module of atomic manipulation (Level 12: 1/13)
The max Alchemy level is 10, not 15, sadly.
I'm kind of not entirely sure about that afterburn effect and such, but we'll see.
You buff a Supression Turret's attack!
They'll do as you say.
Healium: A sturdy metal with healing properties. It can even restore other metals if close enough.
Dual Pistols || Healium || Small Generator = Deus Noctem (Level 9: 1/10)
UserZero isn't a compatible inventory item.
The Personal Space Invaders: The Space Invaders, with two distinct differences: The whole array of Gaming potential is at its fingertips intsead of just the retro-ish stuff, and it also innocuously doubles as an actual PC.
Uncle Grandpa will do as you say!
Ho hum.
Mozart II keeps concentrated, but you nevertheless deal a minicritted 24,000 damage and made his Calming Phase slightly less effective this round!
You can only have 2 charges at a time, Babysphee.
Minicritted 150,000 damage to the Mordesh Medic! Do not think I did not catch the reference to My Gym Partner's A Monkey.
Minicritted 25,000 damage to the Soul of the Core's most healthy head!
The annoying invincible small children are too scared of the Soul of the Core to do much as it simply destroys the room around it.
You fall right on top of Sigmatw. Welp, now there's two of you down there. The whispering has not increased nor decreased in pitch.
3,000 damage to Mozart II!
Clay Disc && Slightly-Greater-Than-Greater Essence of Earth == Disc of Deepest Depths (Level 8: 1/9)
Gold Goblet && Slightly-Greater-Than-Greater Essence of Water == Cup of Coldest Seas (Level 8: 1/9)
Welp.
Minicritted 15,000 damage to the Soul of the Core's weakest head, killing that head!
They'll do as you say.
Old Valkyrie && Saurite Ingots = Ad Infinitum (Level 25: 1/26)
10,000 damage to the Mordesh Medic!
Valeera will do as you say.
The Body immediately teleports when you dodge out of the way.
Despite supposedly going on instinct alone, this is rather scary that it had the foresight to immediately teleport away.
You literally fling yourself into the portal. Perhaps I should have been more clear: By 'directly attack' I meant 'not using the word 'into' as that implies you're throwing things into the portal to come out on the other side.' As such, you are promptly mauled by the Burning Legion's troops behind the portal and thrown back out with 5 HP less.
You temporarily transform Stone into Storm! Stone is heads, Storm is tails, and the coinflip is heads, meaning that Stone takes 5,000 damage!
Your entities will do as you say.
A Minicritted 15,000 damage to the Soul of the Core's weakest head, also killing that head!
Star Cannon && Minishark = Minishark Cannon (Level 7: 1/8)
The Soul of the Core seems rather immune to the jumpscares.
Your entity will do as you say.
The soul of the Core's body sucks in the blow!
It'll do as you say.
6,000 damage to the Hatred of Formatting!
That's OK, but make sure to actually use it. Charge Decay is a thing.
All six of them are from Wildstar; each is a class and all six are the non-human races. Gnarok have stone for skin and are basically a silicon-based life form; Aurin are short and have animal ears and tails but otherwise look human; Mordesh are half-cyborg half-zombie, with Vitalus serum pumping through them to prevent them from turning insane (it's a bit complicated); Draken could be described as lizard people (with hair); Mechari are extremely life-like robots; and Chua are, well, tiny psycho gerbils.
Your lack of knowledge somehow does 2,000 damage to all six of them.
Sun charm: I really don't have a clue what this is supposed to do. It has solar power? And lava power too? You're probably better equipped to answer this question because somehow you've stumped me.
Sword of Justice: A dual-bladed sword, this probably isn't something anyone wants to get skewered by. Thankfully, the design was more centered on making it last.
10,000 damage to the Mordesh Medic (or possibly the Aurin Esper, I'm not sure if the Medic is alive.)
Voidmetal Bottle && Pocket Dimension = World in a Bottle (Level 8: 1/9)
8,000 damage to the Mordesh Medic!
Mozart II gets a stack of Fortification, raising his defense by 25%!
Uh, may have missed this, but you can only have 2 alchemies up at a time, mate. One of those has to go on-hold for right now.
5,000 damage to the Uncreativity Monster!
The Gnarok Warrior takes 30,000 damage in all!
At the count of one, you both fire...The result will be in when I get to Twin's post.
2,000 damage to the Aurin Esper!
...Ho hum.
The Scribe never gets the chance to so much as think of pulling the Trigger. Cinavi has already fired.
The sequence of events catalouged in TheLordErelye's post above commences, and altogether his attack does 14 damage to you, BARELY leaving you alive, and winning Civani duel unless you somehow feel you can pull out a win, as technically you haven't said you yielded YET.
Diamond Autobow && Flint and Steel = Incendiary Autobow (level 5: 1/6)
The Soul of the Core loses an action due to emotional trauma...At seeing the guy who hugged it get severely burned. Like, the thing is made of molten lava, what were you expecting? You take 3 damage.
8,000 damage to the Mordesh Medic!
The Text-to-speech thign really doesn't help.
You only get enough energy for one mini-crit, sadly, but you still manage.
7,000 damage!
I don't think it was ordered that turn.
I will ignore those from here-on out.
Lesser Dog NEO is summoned!
1 damage to generic!
Lesser Dog NEO is petted once!
The Suitcase has a Small Nuclear Explosive (Level 0) in it.
Welp, A for effort on their part.
I should point out that this was an intense battlefield where bullets are exchanged every five minutes or so. On my part, I headcanon that quite literally there are thousands of combatants in a given moment, and the entities mentioned are the big heavy-hitters that basically ignore the rest of the troops, who are insanely numerous. (Just imagine what the Massive Battle of Armies from DTG2 must have looked like NOW). In other words, the place is a hectic warzone. Given the ONE piece of evidence they could possibly gather were Uzi's bullet cartridges, specifically the ones used against Weegee, and that they're just regular cartriges amongst probably thousands of others littered across a path of destruction...
...Well, realistically your odds were actually pretty slim from the get-go. You basically never asked how low they really were at all.
You heal DarkSide for 3 HP!
The Duel Summoned!...Except, when you stab it into the Devastator, rather than penetrating, the syringe nearly breaks. That black metal is freaking tough! You replace the needle on the syringe and instead stab Stone with it-it says something that you can stab a being mostly made of rock but NOT the mecha.
A Small Nuclear Explosive (Level 0). You can't blame the CSI for trying.
Charges and Alchemies are fundamentally separate things. Also, the 'Recreate' thing is illegal. You have to actually create the Alchemy by-hand. Regardless, Welcome back.
You watch your watch.
You whack the Voidwalker for 3,000 damage!
Your drone doesn't detect this because, though it can fly, as said above, quite literally all footage and data it's getting is instantly being corrupted, despite the fact it's fully functioning and doesn't have any obvious errors.
Ho hum.
Sun Charm || Samurai Armor = Armor of Light (Level 7: 1/8)
Tower Shield && Ice Turtle Shell (Terraria) && NevermeltIce = Glacier Shield (Level 7: 1/8)
You barely manage five blocks before tripping over some odd stone structure-Mossy Stone Brick, to be precise. Interesting.
As an apology for lateness, players are randomly given the ability to resist dying by not having their HP go below 1 this turn for any reason.
The Demon Portal spits out a Voidcaller (NOT a Voidwalker) and a Wrathguard! The already-present Demons wail on Storm for a total of 20,000 damage! Star’s Body manages to blindside FBSN and deal him another 5 damage with a backside ram!
The Wizard of Yendor WOULD have used Aggrivate Monsters, but the Arch Lich casted Touch of Death, and his monsters tag-teamed it for a total of 15,000 damgae (most of that coming from Touch of Death). Realizing this, the Wizard of Yendor just straight-up kills Storm and reserves the charge for another turn. Humanibli keeps idling. The Solar Monolith shileds the Wizard of Yendor, the Arch-Lich, and the Assault Team excavation. The Assault Team excavation guard Sigmatw and will retaliate against anyone who attacks him. Lesser Dog NEO tactically idles to escape attention for now.
The Soul of the Core is ridiculously vulnerable right now, and isn’t able to act because two of its heads are gone! Its remaining head bows down.
Doge is dead! The Captain forgoes the Endermancy to give Neo Ultima the business in some Fisticuffs. Neo Ultima does not survive said fisticuffs. Crocodibli, waiting for Mibibli to respawn, sics a few alligators onto the Uncrativity Mosnter to deal it 5,000 damage!
Valeera plays the Goblin Auto-Barber (making her current dagger get 2,500 extra damage), then the Undercity Valiant, who’s Combo activates to deal 5,000 damage to the Demon Portal, and then Valeera shivs the Mordesh Medic for 6,500…Then decides to ditch her still-usable dagger for a new one, and then executes Sleuthhack to summon in two Defilas Bandits! The Uncreativity Monster can’t really find a way to shove the Soul of the Core’s heads into a Spring Bonnie suit, but it’s attempts deal the Soul of the Core’s remaining head 5,000 damage! Stone uses the Fire Sermon on the Gnarok Warrior to deal 15,000 damage, and spawns a Clay Man! The Maxis use their Grenades on the Mordesh Medic, ultimately killing it and dealing 8,000 damage to the Aurin Esper as splash! (The Draken Stalker dodged). -10 Distance to Yggdrasil! Uncle Grandpa decides to give Crocidibli and Doge a lot of Moles to work with, and crushes them both under them for 14,000 damage each, killing Doge again! Zineous uses his Thunder Rage to fry all the shielded entities, destroying the shields immediately! The Possessed Armors deal 12,000 damage to Mozart II! Skarmory uses Aerial Ace, dealing a doubled 20,000 damage to the Hatred of Formatting! The Devastator shreds the ALVC with powerful Blender blades for 22,000 damage! The Supression Turrets suppress the Mechari Engineer for 18,000 damage in total, but five of the six need a turn to reload unless someone will assist them!
Mibibli respawns! The Hatred of Formatting destroys the Clay Man! The ALVC delivers a precision peck to the Invisible Stalkers, killing one! Slammer outjams Valeera for 10,000 damage! Mozart II enters his Frantic Phase, causing 2 entities next turn to go berserk and attack their allies! The Gnarok Warrior slashes at Stone for 25,000 damage! The Aurin Esper assails Valeera with a variety of mental constructs that torment her into taking 20,000 damage and stunning her, preventing her action next turn! the Draken Stalker destroys a Suppression turret (as Storm died)! The Chua Spellslinger fires at Skarmory for 15,000 damage! The Mechari Engineer spawns a Siege bot, which has AoE, and a Bruiserbot, which will tank for the Mechari Engineer!
Richard +2s The_Topazian and Doctor Shiny before pulling out a ton of Red Tape! It’s enough Red Tape to stretch on for miles! He promptly covers the Demon Portal in it, and it promptly gets swarmed by Lawyers and policitians for apparently doing an illegal action! When they realize that the Demon Portal does not in fact have any form of thought whatsoever, they do the next best thing and hire a demolition crew to blow the Demon Portal out of time! Explosions ensure, and the Demon Portal takes 30,000 damage!
UserZero +3s all PZ players, and walks up to the Assault Team Excavation. They stand their ground despite knowing she’s probably the most deadly thing on the field. She then walks right past them, confusing every last one. Of course, what they don’t realize is that they were a distraction for the REAL target, and the Captain, caught unawares, is suddenly dealt 10 damage, bringing him down to 1 HP! She then whirls Vein Matters into Valeera for 100,000 damage, and then whirls Blood Moon into Crusher48 and Babysphee, dealing 5 damage to each!
Terrain: Pavement (really flat, but has no standard effect)
Weather: Clear (no effect)
[N] sigmatw: 20/20 HP.
[N] The_Serpent: 20/20 HP.
[N] CobaltShade: 20/20 HP.
[N] PitTheAngel: 20/20 HP.
[N] Slingshot: 20/20 HP.
[GS] nulitor: 20/20 HP.
[GS] NinjaV2403: 20/20 HP.
[GS] Crusher48: 15/20 HP.
[GS] ProofofconcepT: 15/20 HP.
[GS] TheDrivingLlama: 20/20 HP.
[GS] DarkSide Ultima: 19/20 HP.
[AZ] FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW: 5/20 HP.
[AZ] The_Topazian: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] insert_generic_username: 19/20 HP. GravCrush: [|||||]
[AZ] Hezetor: 20/20 HP. Airborn.
[AZ] Bomber57: 12/20 HP.
[AZ] MegaMinEr69: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Cusionmantis: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] tc2142: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] ManiacMasteR: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Irecreeper: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Crystalcat: 20/20 HP. Gravcrush: [|||||]
[AZ] Babysphee: 15/20 HP.
[AZ] TheLordErelye: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Pricey12345: 20/20 HP. GravCrush: [|||||]
[AZ] ninjatwist321: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Nimbleguy: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Doctor Shiny: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] TwinBuilder/The Scribe: 1/20 HP.
[AZ] Jondanger23: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Talist: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] dylamb6: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] PokeFan151: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Cyanogynist: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] MegaMinEr69: 20/20 HP. Chargespam: [|||]
[PZ] Fseftr: 22/22 HP.
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 8/20 HP. Has 1 armor. Level 2.
[PZ] TT2000: 17/20 HP GravCrush: [|||||]
[N] Wizard of Yendor: 122,000/122,000 HP. Summon Nasties: [|||] Aggrivate Monsters: [|||] Double-Trouble: [|||||]
[N] Arch-Lich: 16,000/16,000 HP.
[N] Invisible Stalkers: 14,000/14,000 HP x2. Super-evasive.
[N] Humanibli: 50,000/50,000 HPx3. Gains damaged as he's killed. Entities must not be invincible to damage him!
[N] Solar Monolith: 67,000/75,000 HP. Projects up to 3 Shields on entities
[N] Assault Team Excavation: 10,000/10,000 HP x5. Have more attack per number of them alive.
[N] Lesser Dog NEO: 35,000/35,000 HP. Gains more damage and HP if Petted. Pet counter: 1.
[N-BOSS] Soul of the Core: Heads: 8,900/100,000 HP x1; Body: 1,055,700/1,500,000 HP. Body has high defense. Body occasionally sucks in attacks not aimed at it. Triple-Action while all heads are alive; double action if two are alive. Inflicts Gravcrush on all entities it attacks/is attacked by. Wildfire Waltz:
[|||] Gravity Falls: [||||] Terminus: [|||||] Takes reduced damage from Player actions while atomicAmiable is active; Takes reduced damage from Entity actions while antimatterAugry is active.
[GS] Doge: 0/5,000 HP (does not attack unless an entity on its team is attacked first, will bodyguard for allies, respawns 1 round after death if there are still allied entities present).
[GS] The Captain: 1/20 HP.
[GS] Crocidibli: 71,500/95,000. Targets Mibibli nigh-exclusively until death. Won't die unless Death Conditions are met. Levitator Enforcer: [||||]
[AZ] Valeera: 20,000/200,000 HP. Mana: 6/10. Gains +1 Mana at the START of each turn. HAND: (3) Shattered Sun Cleric, (5) Assassin's Dagger, (1) Deadly Poison, (5) Assassination. Sleuthhack: [||||] Gravcrush: [|||||] Has Dagger. uses: 2. Stunned, can't act next turn!
[AZ] Goblin Auto-Barber: 10,000/10,000 HP.
[AZ] Undercity Valiant: 9,000/9,000 HP.
[AZ] Defias Bandits: 5,000/5,000 HP x2.
[AZ] Uncreativity Monster: 57,500/67,500 HP. Decays by 10K HP until at max HP value. Gains HP with Uncreative attacks aimed at it. Afflicted by Calming Phase. Action: Attack the Soul of the Core.
[AZ] Stone: 175,000/215,000 HP. Summons a Clay Man every turn to defend it. Taste of the Garden: [|||] Inflicted with The Duel, must target the Gnarok Warrior! Action: The Fire Sermon on the Gnarok Warrior! Gravcrush: [|||||]
[AZ] Maxis E344: 50,000/50,000 HP x2, +2,500 HP per turn. Shields: 20,000/20,000 HP x2, +5,000 HP per turn.
[AZ] Uncle Grandpa: 7/10 HP. High defense.
[AZ] Zineous: 206,000/210,000 HP.
[AZ] Possessed Armors: 50,000/50,000 HP x2.
[AZ] Skarmory: 65,000/80,000 HP. High Defense.
[AZ] The Devastator: 200,000/200,000 HP. Current Supercharge: Electric Blender. 4-0: [||||||]
[AZ] Supression Turrets: 15,000/15,000 HP x4; 12,000/15,000 x1. Can only attack once every other turn without player assistance. Reloading Next turn! Assisted turrets: 1/5.
[PZ] Mibibli: 20,000/20,000 (x3). Targets Crocidibli nigh-exclusively until death. Won't die unless Death Conditions are met. The Mibible: [||||||||] Items: 1/5
[PZ] Hatred of Formatting: 68,000/125,000 HP. More likely to dodge if an attack has formatting.
[PZ] Abnormally Large Voidtouched Chicken: 95,000/200,000 HP. Has Sure Aim!
[PZ] Slammer: 115,000/115,000 HP.
[PZ] Mozart II: 211,000/250,000 HP. Action: Frenzy Phase!
[PZ] Ganrok Warrior: 180,000/230,000 HP. Just really strong. Inflicted with the Duel, must attack Stone! Action: Attack Stone.
[PZ] Aurin Esper: 178,000/190,000 HP. Disorients attacked enemies. Action: Attack Valeera.
[PZ] Draken Stalker: 208,000/210,000 HP. Extremely Evasive. Action: Attack Storm.
[PZ] Chua Spellslinger: 188,000/190,000 HP. Evasive. Can teleport out of danger. Action: Attack Storm.
[PZ] Mechari Engineer: 210,000/230,000 HP. Summons Bots to help. Action: Summon 2 random Bots.
[PZ] Siegebot: 30,000/30,000 HP. Does AoE damage.
[PZ] Bruiserbot: 50,000/50,000 HP. Bodyguarding the Mechari Engineer!
[AZ-γ] Godmodder477: 40/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 135/150 HP.
Distance to Yggdrasil: 4480.
The Armory (in the spoilers)
[||||] The Power Cleaner: READY. Owner: Bomber57 [AZ]
[|||||] The Zeroth Ball: RECHARGING. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
Okay, that is way too much entity. I think you might want to list an entity's damage in the statbar with the HP, and just do bland "X attacks Y for Z damage" things with most of the smaller entities to save a bunch of time.
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25 charge boosts in reserve
Birds are singing... 4/50
Flowers are blooming... 4/50
... Indigo Flames && Crystal Ball = The Mindwalker (7/8)
Hammer && Earth Titan Essence = Titanstone Hammer 3/11
+2 Twin
I pet Lesser Dog Neo. It's too cute to die.
I point at the Soul of the Core, and make a thumbs down motion. I then spend time relaxing in the hyper gravity chamber, which somehow reverses a stack of Gravcrush, likely due to my adjusting the settings and turning it into a functional decompression chamber, but for gravitational pressure. Plus I just spammed Full Heals on myself.
Regardless of whether that worked, I rush towards the Soul, and jump towards it with a strange gauntlet on my arm. I then land the blow on its head, revealing the true identity of the gauntlet: the Infinity Gauntlet. Or rather, a facsimile thereof. This apparently isn't even the "true" gauntlet, and more of a gauntlet that can control all 11,000 elements, albeit to a very limited degree. This is shown as I channel the power of the Elemental Plane of Mail, causing several postboxes to fall on the Soul of the Core's head. If I manage to kill it, Traho falls down next to Crystal, followed by my dead/living body. Well, there's the Spoil. It's probably going to be a bit big.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
=Turn One=
(7 / 20) R e m e m b e r m e , s o I m a y l i v e o n .
(16 / 40) Font Friend
+1 to Talist
+1 to Battlefury
=Action=
First off, I attempt Armistyx (lvl 1) && Saurite Ingots = ???
I then decide to remedy the damage dealt to Valeera via a super-complex series of heals! First off, I scour the web, hiring allied medics from TF2 and various other healing characters to come and support Valeera! They then all get together and start brewing a potion!
First up is the TF2 Medic's contribution, dumping multiple Ubercharge canteens into the pot, as well as some Quick-Fix Juice. He then also empties the healing components of dozens of Crusader's Crossbow bolts into the pot. Next comes a Hearthstone Priest; he plays down two Lightwells, which suicide into the pot, causing their healing essence to spread throughout. He then throws various healing cards into the pot, such as Flash Heal and Circle of Healing.
Then, Maggie from The Binding of Isaac appears. She pulls out an army of Little Chads, which dump red hearts into the pot at a rapid rate! She then casts aside her own Yum Heart, throwing it into the pot. Next up comes a Pokemon Trainer; he pours multiple Full Restores and Revives into the pot, causing it to glow with a holy, rejuvenating light! Then, Natalie of EBF4 fame appears, and throws several Pizzas into the pot; the most potent healing item in the game! Not really having much else to add to the potion, she simply casts Heal on Valeera.
I then bring over a random player, and promptly loot him of two Notch Apples. I cut them up, and fling them into the pot. The pot begins to levitate slightly, given the pure holy power inside the vessel! I then start casting in various healing items; Apple gels, ragnaids, commonplace potions, whole medivacs, floor ice-cream, and nanotech bandages.
I then bring over Toriel; she sees the pot, and I then tell her that I want her to make a pie with that in the pie mix. She accepts, and the pie-baking proceeds happens. The pie is practically a beacon with all the healing energies in it. I then give it to Valeera, each healing item having effect on her!
(I'll grant a +2 to whoever helps heal Valeera!)
=Command=
Valeera gains +1 Mana. That's it. Her army will attack the Aurin Esper!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
==Turn 1==
Salt 25/50 (+2 from Bomber)
+2 to Twin.
Clay Disc && Grand Essence of Earth == Disc of Deepest Depths 1/?
Gold Goblet && Grand Essence of Water == Cup of Coldest Seas 1/?
(Okay, hopefully these are level 10 now. The Project needs level 10 alchemies. (And yes, I am willing to gorilla around with alchemy recipes until I find one that produces level 10 alchemies.))
==Action==
Crystal points at the Soul of the Core, unleashing a torrent of magic that washes over it, completely immobilizing it, before shifting Disassembly into the shape of a massive axe, putting on an executioner's hood as a sombre nod to his current function, and lopping off the Soul of the Core's one remaining head. He may not like killing this dog, but someone else will if he doesn't, and he does want Traho.
If, instead, Generic killed it, which he probably did, Crystal takes out a small stone pyramid with the capstone floating above the rest of the pyramid. It abruptly begins to flash multicolored lights from the cracks between its stones, and rave music echoes out from it, revealing it to be the Fearamid, an ancient interdimensional artifact said to be originated by a being as pyramidal as it. He raises it high into the air, waves of pure madness and chaos pulsing out of it and instigating a mini-Weirdmageddon right on the Aurin Esper. A weirdness-bubble abruptly appears on top of it, transforming it into a bird-headed monstrosity and thus giving it a sudden want for worms, before flickering it through several types of animation - including silent film, anime, and live action. The sheer disorientation of all this, in addition to the weirdness-bubble's aura of madness, overwhelms the Esper's highly-sensitive brain and it takes heavy damage!
Either way, Crystal mourns the loss of the first Neutral boss, and a loyal and seemingly-nice one with a sympathetic backstory as well. As condolences to Serpent, he takes a bit of the magma from the Soul's cooling body and forges a small medallion, made of the same material as the Soul of the Core itself. On one side, outlined in ever-heated magma, is a depiction of the Soul of the Core in full glory, standing tall and proud. On the other side, writ in bold letters of the same red-glowing molten rock, are the two simple words MEMENTO MORTUUM. As a final touch, he infuses a tiny fragment of the Soul's soul into the item, (before healing its actual soul of the wound) granting the image on one of its sides a life of its own, able to move and react realistically. He presents it to Serpent.
==Entities==
Can't control Stone anymore!
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Post too late to get spoil of war, so I will just do what I planned on.
(I can't go back and forth trading blows with my body. It's a better fighter than I expected, and while I am still more skilled, the power difference is way too great to make up. How do I get out of this? Oh. I know! It's topical, too, because it just occurred in real life!)
(Approximately 4-6 years in the future, depending on when exactly this takes place...)
"Hey, Doc, I was just in a massive fight, and I need to borrow your car."
"Star! It's been a while, hasn't it? Last time you asked to borrow the car, it ended up with scorch marks on each tire. What is it this time?"
"Well, there are a couple of points where I was saved by myself driving the car."
"Well, that certainly sounds serious. You are welcome to pick up the Delorean."
"Thank you."
Back on the battlefield...
A car comes barreling out of a portal. Out of it steps...me! In my normal body!
"You are a sight for sore eyes, you know that?"
"Just get in and drive. Oh, and pick up the others."
The me not in my body enters the car, while the other me exits through a portal.
The car drives along, and grabs Pit, Maniac, and the long-AFK Piono. It then speeds up, and vanishes. Three seconds after vanishing, it comes back, dropping off Pit, Maniac, Piono, and the avatar I had been inhabiting. Had, as I am no longer inhabiting that body. On it is a note attached...
"I'll be back."
An unspecified amount of time in the past, 4480 blocks away from Yggdrasil...
"Hey guys, sorry for kidnapping you, but I have a job for us to take on. Simply put, Pit and I are tired out from MSTing bad fanfics. We wanted reserves. You two volunteered, so we're just going to take time out of the past to review it. Hope you guys don't mind."
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Zombenstein: 24/50
Boney: 23/50
Infernal End: 2/9
Maniac creates a program that solves Minecraft Forums' formatting problems. He then releases it to the world, rendering the Hatred of Formatting moot.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
=Action=
Realizing the Soul of the Core is weak, Sorodin decides to unleash a combo attack thingy with Zineous. Splaying his hands out in front of him, he fires off a torrent of water at the Soul's head, making sure at least some got onto it, because most of it was probably going to be sucked in to the body. He only needed a little bit of water on the head for this to work. Zineous then continues to fire bolt after bolt of lightning at the Soul, electrocuting it, the effect amplified by the water on it. For extra measure, Sorodin takes an Ice Storm from the Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad 64 and unleashes it on the Soul, definitely freezing it and rendering it helpless. Cue the random player wandering onto the battlefield with a diamond pickaxe. It mines the Soul 's head, but lava ours out and lights it on fire. Unfortunately, the player was Tazz, and he promptly explodes with GM-powered tnt on the Soul's head. And to finish it all off, that one giant ducky from the beginning, if you remember it, comes flying out of the sky, flattening the Soul of the Core. If the Soul is dead, I will instead heal Valeera.
Zineous will use Summon Lightning Elementals.
==Alchemies==
Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad && Mario 64 = Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad 64 (level 5: 6/6) [DONE!]
Logic Distortion Remote && (Watch && Ender Pearl) = Space-Time Manipulator
Voidmetal Bottle && Pocket Dimension = World in a Bottle 2/9
=Inventory=
Logic Distortion Remote
Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad 64
Voidmetal Bottle
Pocket Dimension
Infinite Pie Cornucopia
(Only including things that I deem important to my ultimate alchemy chain thingy)
==Charges==
The Nonexistent 14/50 (+2 from Richard)
Essence of Rain 9/50
+2 Pit
Please check out my PvP map based around explosions and fire, FireFight!
Sometimes, I wonder why they call mapmakers mapmakers and not cartographers.
Dragons n' Stuff
Please click!
Anyway..
Back to doing stuff
20/20 geting a better alcimiser
15/15 Summoning Spyper and Doppelganger to fight for me
yep done!
0/20 making the mods
and I Summon A lightclone with a staff
Walker: level 2, 507000 damage
Best Pun Ever: 40/50
+2 to Fseftr
Walker notices that the Captain is weak, and chuckles darkly, before... well, walking over to the Captain, sword in hand. Once there, he slashes a rift open in the ground, an explosion rocketing upwards out of it that catches the Captain and tosses him into the air, where Walker leaps up to smack the Captain back into the ground from. He then impales the Captain to keep that guy still, walks a short distance away, and quickly brings in Unlimited Kagura to help him exploit a rather hilarious glitch for the sake of utterly embarrassing the Captain. The Captain, for some odd reason, is picked up, and then Unlimited Kagura triggers the exploit.
It looks something like this.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Potato kick-stater salad(a potato made of salad kick-starter.)16/25(or 24 if the helping effect works)
my items
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Damaged Warp Zone level 5
Then Use together the damaged warp zone and the tome of support for creating an entity that I transform into Yggdrasil but all its fighting stats are like the ones of one entity summoned by the tome of support but it might disorient people.(probably not the godmodders but maybe some other stuff could be disoriented)
Liberty Launcher && The Direct Hit && A Deep Commitment To Purple =The Saint's Row 3/8
Star Cannon && Minishark = Minishark Cannon (Level 7: 2/8)
17/50 Upgrade system
7/50 Deactivated... (1+ from ire)
i stab something with the gemblade. To lazy to make up a good attack for an old post.
ENTITY ACTION
The Uncreativty monster taunts the Captain for his low HP. The Captain, annoyed, charges the uncreativity Bear... Only to fall into a pit full of lava, TNT, and spikes. And, just to be sure, a metal door seals him in with the traps.
BOOM!
If Engie got to him first, i accuse engie of Killstealing and have the Uncreativity monster toss him into the same pit.
2+ to Irecreeper
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
Alchemies
Medigun > Fine = Lifecannon (3/4)
SCP-2223-A Figurine && Tallow Golem = Magical Anime Girl Golem (5/10)
Charges
Project M06-Internationalization (34/50) (+4 from Fseftr)
Project M07-The Phonetician (11/50)
+2 to Fseftr
Action
I pull out an ornate box, made of what appears to be wood with gold trim. Two dials are present on the side facing me.
I activate the box, turning a dial from its resting state of "LOL" to "500". (The other settings of the dial are "Gabe Newell", the Eye of Providence and "PLAMZ".) The top of the box ceases to exist instantaneously. A giant steampunk minigun extends from the top of the box and begins firing itself with no recoil at Zineous.
After 15 seconds of sustained gunfire, the minigun disappears and the top of the box appears.
Entity Command
The Wizard of Yendor will use Double Trouble. It and all its summoned nasties will also attack the Maxis E344.
I temporarily 5x time-merge. I then shoot every PZ entity with the Face Exploder^3.
//Shard Ascendancy//
CyanogenMisogynist [CM] is now an Apprentice of the Shard!
+1 HP!
New Ability: Shard Wall (ACTIVE): CM blocks out 10% of damage taken for 1 turn. Cooldown of 4 turns.
New Ability: Shard Flower (PASSIVE): When CM takes a lethal hit, he reflects 25% (10% for bosses) of damage onto the enemy he is killed by. He also drops a Medkit (1/1 HP, unknown alignment) that heals whoever kills it.
New Ability: Foresight (PASSIVE): When CM's HP dips below 10%, he gains a mere 5% dodge chance.
These abilities will level up as CM levels up. He will level up as he deals damage.
Scholar of the Shard: 0/25,000 damage dealt
//Status Effects//
Croc-o-Style: 1 turn
//Inventory//
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
//Charges//
Weapon of Myth and Legend (Lord Michael's Hat): 8/30
Shard Kinesis: 10/10 (AWW YEAH)
//Alchemies//
Twin Rifles && Energy Titan Essence = Navitas Nox (Level 10: 3/11)
The Big Chill && Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && Anduril, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10: 2/11)
Thanks for putting out updates nonetheless.
Leviathan: 15/30
Manaticon Flamesprayer [Lvl. 6]: 4/7 (Since when did I let it go down like that?)
Anyways, I use my first turn to take out my trusty Bacon Sandvich Smoothie Maker (Strange Medigun •u•) and lock the beam onto TwinBuilder's PC, healing up any would-be lethal damage he might take!
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
POSTS LEFT UNTIL 50TH POST, 36
[PZ]/[AG] Total HP 1,593,000 That's a bit much even if the Captain is alive. (That is a [GS]/Godmodder Slayer's Strongest character for now) (Dont Worry i am not in [PZ]/[AG])
I do not have a clue, but I decide to not do a attack this Action.
An powerful Halloween themed summon 38/50 +2 from Talist
Sp00py Armor 15/25 (Part of my Halloween Miniboss summon.)
+1 PitTheAngel, +1 Talist
My Items
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing.
Bayoneted Laser Rifle (Also known as Bayo-Laser Rifle) [Power Rank II] Used for Ranged + Melee with extra damage to the Enemy.
Plasma Katana [Power Rank II] Deals extra damage to the Enemy when used.
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.