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I don't know how people had such big posts at the start of the flipping game.
Also, story time.
/nullity
A few days later Redstone woke up in an infirmary in a city. “Hello, Commander Dertoxus, you have been knocked out by a stun bomb for a few days.” Redstone shook his head, “Days?” he thought, “there’s no way.” He decided to keep this thought to himself to avoid potentially insulting whoever said that. “Hey, buddy, we’re here.” whispered a voice. “Me, too.” said another voice. “So am I!” shouted a cheerful voice. Redstone opened his eyes, and saw his comrades, also his friends: Destiny, Emerald, Lapis, and Coal. With a small smile, Coal waved. “K.I.N.G was attacking the ship.” Lapis said sternly. “You mean the Killer Intelligent Neglecting Genius?” Redstone responded. Lapis gave a small smirk, but then it faded. “There’s no time for joking, we’ve gotta find Stone.” Lapis continued. Nodding with a bit of reluctance, Redstone got off his bed in the infirmary and dashed into the city.
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Lesser Dog NEO, a Neutral entity, is complete! It has a mediocre HP and attack power to start, but every time a player pets it, it extends its neck, healing it slightly and increasing attack and max HP. In addition, this model is a robot to distinguish it from the original Lesser Dog, and therefore takes less damage from physical attacks but more from electrical-based ones.
AA fires off a stream of confetti at generic for some reason, doing pitiful damage. What.
Wow. My calculations say the CSI Cyber division has a 80 in 81 chance of finding SOMETHING useful with my help (thats total, btw) and they found nothing. What failures. At least they left a suitcase full of something. I look in the suitcase with a drone, and if there are no memetic hazards (or other hazards like a bomb) in it, I give it to Crusher48. He knows what to do with it, I hope.
OK, I have something important schoolwork to do tonight. Really sorry, but no update tonight, it seems. Trying to get that done while updating is not going to be fun.
DTG2 had a post cap, and it was a rather phyrric solution. It wreaked havoc for people in different time zones and rewarded only active posters while not letting the little guys do much more. We'll see how this one turns out, though...
Y celebrates 10/25 by helping a local 12-man LARP group to live out their dream: recreating [S]Rex Duodecim Angelus with real weapons. He then handles their obvious lack of a King by covering Mozart II in black spray-paint and equipping him with a black crown.
He then heals DarkSide Ultima.
The Mindkiller 4/10
Vortex Monolith 4/15
SCP-882 1/20
Let's You and Him Fight Complete!
Y takes out a small apparatus similar to the one receding in The Tumor, but in a much smaller scale and with syringes instead of tanks.
Whorp!
Y appears behind the newly summoned Ganrok Warrior, the red syringe penetrating his armor and dispensing its red liquid content into the flesh of the Warrior. The Warrior is filled with rage as a red, Übercharge-like aura forms around it. The triangular screen on the polyhedron in the middle of the apparatus flickers online, showing a black silhouette of the Warrior against a red background. Y takes a quick look at the screen before teleporting away.
Whorp!
Y appears behind The Devastator, the blue syringe penetrating its metallic plating and dispensing its blue liquid content into the inner workings of The Devastator. The Devastator is filled with rage as a blue, Übercharge-like aura forms around it. The screen on the apparatus changes, now showing silhouettes of the Ganrok Warrior and The Devastator against a red and blue background simultaneously, charging at each other.
Whorp!
The Duel is not an entity, instead being a mechanic which affects 2 entities at a time one AZ and one PZ. Neutral, GS, Hostile entities and bosses are immune to the Duel. The dueling entities will duel to the death, targeting only each other and are unable to summon other entities, use suicide-attacks, or be meatshielded. Additionally, they are immune to player attacks, but can still be healed by players and take only 25% damage from attacks by entities that they aren't dueling. Entities other than the duellists will not target the dueling entities, but they can be hit by AoE attacks and splash damage. When one of the entities kills the other, the remaining entity will get healed for 50% of its max health, and deal and take x3 damage on all attacks untill it has chosen a new opponent. In this state, it will attack a random entity of the opposite alignment, which will become it's new opponent in the Duel. If it happens to one-shot the opposing entity while chosing it, it gets fully healed. The key to permanently end the Duel is to kill an entity before it has chosen a new opponent.
00C: Is this good as it is or does it need more charging?
Also, the Solar Monolith will shield the Wizard of Yendor, Arch-Lich and Excavation Assault Team.
I dont see a post limit anywhere, guys. I see a charge limit, but not a post limit. Whatever, I dont want to lose my awesome anti-godmodder attack in the event I just didnt read the rules right, so this is a charge-only post. Btw, whats in the suitcase EXOS gave me?
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OK, today was just extremely busy in general. Can't update today, sorry. I'm going to outright say Tuesday is an extremely unlikely update day. Wednesday is the soonest probable update day, but life just got thrown into Hecticville on the other side of the screen, so...Yeah.
A few bits of news, so you're not left in the dark: First off, at this point I've officially decided that it is hereby impractical for all parties to continue an every-day-update schedule, and will now shift to an Every-Other-Day Schedule for posting from here-on. First off: This isn't hard and fast, as the current update schedule could tell you. Second off, in retrospect, the every-day updating schedule Twin (and others) kept to was actually a pretty dumb idea from the start. Aside from giving a slight advantage to people in certain timezones or with lighter schedules, It's just that it takes up a massive slot of time on the GM's end, as well as a massive amount of their mental energies. Twin SOMEHOW could, but I'm in college, where a third of that is on school and another third vanishes from either not sleeping enough or not eating enough. I can't RELY on being able to update in a day when I may instead need to, say, finish a project. Thinking like that is extremely impractical. To be frank, even without college in the way, it's still a mentally taxing task and I have absolutely no clue how Twin managed it at all. This isn't JUST benefit for me: on the player end, this also means less rushing for posts to be done in a day, more time to plan out a post to make it look nice and pretty and such, and gives people who live in unfortunate timezones and have unfortunate schedules more time to roll out their two posts. Plus, this also means you don't have to think of your next DTG posts every day and can actually have a life. For everyone that preferred having Updates daily, sorry, but I couldn't even maintain that to begin with so those expectations were unrealistic to begin with, and the benefits, I think, outweigh the downsides.
If I wind up skipping an update day, by the way, it will most likely be the IMMEDIATE next day I can think of. In this particularly busy week, it's Wednesday.
The other thing is: as a few of you seem to be confused, I haven't mentioned making a Post Cap (I would definitely have announced that), and as it stands, I don't think I EVER will. It was just a dumb, unpopular idea from the start.
The other thing is: as a few of you seem to be confused, I haven't mentioned making a Post Cap (I would definitely have announced that), and as it stands, I don't think I EVER will. It was just a dumb, unpopular idea from the start.
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Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
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Alrighty then.
Leviathan: 14/30
Manaticon Flamesprayer [Lvl. 6] 1/7
I support the next two Anti-Zero attacks by adding some energy to them! They will mini-crit.
Also, should I do the text to speech thing or not? Does it help?
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I don't know how people had such big posts at the start of the flipping game.
Also, story time.
/nullity
A few days later Redstone woke up in an infirmary in a city. “Hello, Commander Dertoxus, you have been knocked out by a stun bomb for a few days.” Redstone shook his head, “Days?” he thought, “there’s no way.” He decided to keep this thought to himself to avoid potentially insulting whoever said that. “Hey, buddy, we’re here.” whispered a voice. “Me, too.” said another voice. “So am I!” shouted a cheerful voice. Redstone opened his eyes, and saw his comrades, also his friends: Destiny, Emerald, Lapis, and Coal. With a small smile, Coal waved. “K.I.N.G was attacking the ship.” Lapis said sternly. “You mean the Killer Intelligent Neglecting Genius?” Redstone responded. Lapis gave a small smirk, but then it faded. “There’s no time for joking, we’ve gotta find Stone.” Lapis continued. Nodding with a bit of reluctance, Redstone got off his bed in the infirmary and dashed into the city.
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War, war never changes.
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Post II
Y uses a solar-powered lava gun to patch up the Solar Monolith's cracks caused by the Crimson Smog. He then fires the lava gun at Neo Ultima.
Y: Ok, Now that the alchemiter is upgraded I can finally follow my IInformant's schematic.
The Mindkiller 3/10
Let's You and Him Fight 19/20!
Vortex Monolith 3/15
00C: Tazz, if you see any other nullposts with a Post counter, please ignore the /Null. They are a mistake on my part.
Also, why didn't the Solar Monolith shield anything last turn?
Lesser Dog NEO: 10/10.
Narration: 11/50.
Tesla Scepter: 5/whatever
+2 to Fseftr
Lesser Dog NEO, a Neutral entity, is complete! It has a mediocre HP and attack power to start, but every time a player pets it, it extends its neck, healing it slightly and increasing attack and max HP. In addition, this model is a robot to distinguish it from the original Lesser Dog, and therefore takes less damage from physical attacks but more from electrical-based ones.
AA fires off a stream of confetti at generic for some reason, doing pitiful damage. What.
Oh no
=Turn Two=
(6 / 20) R e m e m b e r m e , s o I m a y l i v e o n .
(15 / 40) Font Friend (+2 from Battlefury)
+1 to Twin
+1 to Battlefury
=Action=
I cast Pet on Lesser Dog NEO. I also construct a petting robot, which positions itself over Lesser Dog NEO and keeps petting.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
7/20 First ESFB
5/10 SCP Foundation
Wow. My calculations say the CSI Cyber division has a 80 in 81 chance of finding SOMETHING useful with my help (thats total, btw) and they found nothing. What failures. At least they left a suitcase full of something. I look in the suitcase with a drone, and if there are no memetic hazards (or other hazards like a bomb) in it, I give it to Crusher48. He knows what to do with it, I hope.
OK, I have something important schoolwork to do tonight. Really sorry, but no update tonight, it seems. Trying to get that done while updating is not going to be fun.
Update likely to be monday at this rate.
50 POST LIMIT REACHED!
DO NOT POST BELOW ME EXPECT TAZZ IF HE'S UPDATING.
That's why i say when if 50 attacks are made and no attacks below me expect Nullposts and Tazz while updating.
/officialannouncementpost
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
DTG2 had a post cap, and it was a rather phyrric solution. It wreaked havoc for people in different time zones and rewarded only active posters while not letting the little guys do much more. We'll see how this one turns out, though...
/
Get it?
It's a null...from Rebirth...
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Post II
Y celebrates 10/25 by helping a local 12-man LARP group to live out their dream: recreating [S]Rex Duodecim Angelus with real weapons. He then handles their obvious lack of a King by covering Mozart II in black spray-paint and equipping him with a black crown.
He then heals DarkSide Ultima.
The Mindkiller 4/10
Vortex Monolith 4/15
SCP-882 1/20
Let's You and Him Fight Complete!
Y takes out a small apparatus similar to the one receding in The Tumor, but in a much smaller scale and with syringes instead of tanks.
Whorp!
Y appears behind the newly summoned Ganrok Warrior, the red syringe penetrating his armor and dispensing its red liquid content into the flesh of the Warrior. The Warrior is filled with rage as a red, Übercharge-like aura forms around it. The triangular screen on the polyhedron in the middle of the apparatus flickers online, showing a black silhouette of the Warrior against a red background. Y takes a quick look at the screen before teleporting away.
Whorp!
Y appears behind The Devastator, the blue syringe penetrating its metallic plating and dispensing its blue liquid content into the inner workings of The Devastator. The Devastator is filled with rage as a blue, Übercharge-like aura forms around it. The screen on the apparatus changes, now showing silhouettes of the Ganrok Warrior and The Devastator against a red and blue background simultaneously, charging at each other.
Whorp!
The Duel is not an entity, instead being a mechanic which affects 2 entities at a time one AZ and one PZ. Neutral, GS, Hostile entities and bosses are immune to the Duel. The dueling entities will duel to the death, targeting only each other and are unable to summon other entities, use suicide-attacks, or be meatshielded. Additionally, they are immune to player attacks, but can still be healed by players and take only 25% damage from attacks by entities that they aren't dueling. Entities other than the duellists will not target the dueling entities, but they can be hit by AoE attacks and splash damage. When one of the entities kills the other, the remaining entity will get healed for 50% of its max health, and deal and take x3 damage on all attacks untill it has chosen a new opponent. In this state, it will attack a random entity of the opposite alignment, which will become it's new opponent in the Duel. If it happens to one-shot the opposing entity while chosing it, it gets fully healed. The key to permanently end the Duel is to kill an entity before it has chosen a new opponent.
00C: Is this good as it is or does it need more charging?
Also, the Solar Monolith will shield the Wizard of Yendor, Arch-Lich and Excavation Assault Team.
A pun. Yaaaaaaaay.
/null
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
8/20 1st ESFB
6/10 SCP Foundation
I dont see a post limit anywhere, guys. I see a charge limit, but not a post limit. Whatever, I dont want to lose my awesome anti-godmodder attack in the event I just didnt read the rules right, so this is a charge-only post. Btw, whats in the suitcase EXOS gave me?
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/null
OK, today was just extremely busy in general. Can't update today, sorry. I'm going to outright say Tuesday is an extremely unlikely update day. Wednesday is the soonest probable update day, but life just got thrown into Hecticville on the other side of the screen, so...Yeah.
A few bits of news, so you're not left in the dark: First off, at this point I've officially decided that it is hereby impractical for all parties to continue an every-day-update schedule, and will now shift to an Every-Other-Day Schedule for posting from here-on. First off: This isn't hard and fast, as the current update schedule could tell you. Second off, in retrospect, the every-day updating schedule Twin (and others) kept to was actually a pretty dumb idea from the start. Aside from giving a slight advantage to people in certain timezones or with lighter schedules, It's just that it takes up a massive slot of time on the GM's end, as well as a massive amount of their mental energies. Twin SOMEHOW could, but I'm in college, where a third of that is on school and another third vanishes from either not sleeping enough or not eating enough. I can't RELY on being able to update in a day when I may instead need to, say, finish a project. Thinking like that is extremely impractical. To be frank, even without college in the way, it's still a mentally taxing task and I have absolutely no clue how Twin managed it at all. This isn't JUST benefit for me: on the player end, this also means less rushing for posts to be done in a day, more time to plan out a post to make it look nice and pretty and such, and gives people who live in unfortunate timezones and have unfortunate schedules more time to roll out their two posts. Plus, this also means you don't have to think of your next DTG posts every day and can actually have a life. For everyone that preferred having Updates daily, sorry, but I couldn't even maintain that to begin with so those expectations were unrealistic to begin with, and the benefits, I think, outweigh the downsides.
If I wind up skipping an update day, by the way, it will most likely be the IMMEDIATE next day I can think of. In this particularly busy week, it's Wednesday.
The other thing is: as a few of you seem to be confused, I haven't mentioned making a Post Cap (I would definitely have announced that), and as it stands, I don't think I EVER will. It was just a dumb, unpopular idea from the start.
Well i think Crusher and NinjaV has gone over the Post Limit because the best is 50 Post
/andithinkiwilldanceoffnonexistanceagain
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Thank goodness!
/punlessnull
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
(Back on page 6, I'm here again. Do alchemies count as the below charges or are they seperate?)
The Ground: 4/25
There is No Other Way: 6/10
[Recreate: Divine Godblade] - Level 10 1/10
TFT rejoined the Server. [AZ]
Wow. Theres... a lot of stuff here.
I begin watching my watch.
Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?
glad there wasnt an update today. With PSAT tomorrow i really cant afford the time to read and write.
The cap's ten, Toast. We're nowhere near that strong. /null
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The Pit: 8/20
Fort Rebuilding: 8/20
+2 to nullitor
Holy Flame || Peacetime = Fear No Anvil (Level 10: 3/11)
I whack whatever is around me with my forge stoker
Alchemies:Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool.
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