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The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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dandeman13
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The Pit: 9/20
Fort Rebuilding: 9/20
+2 to nullitor
Holy Flame || Peacetime = Fear No Anvil (Level 10: 4/11)
I am building my fortress, it stands between the frost covered hills. I look over to the pit. A faint glow radiates the walls. I stare down into it and I see the walls covered with Arcanium, a powder found deep within the earth known for it's magical properties. I take my pick and grab some and return to building my fortress...
I stare at the Chua SpellSlinger. I hop down from the construction of my fortress and sling some spells at it!
Please spell: Cow
SpellSlinger: C-O-W
Well, I guess that's correct. A-hem, I didn't actually think you knew how to spell, oh well, time for an actual attack
I take out a chair and throw it at the spell slinger. He dodges out of the way but not before I punch him off of the cliff with my forge stoker. He lands in a lake and launches a firebolt at me but I catch it with my hands (Don't ask me how). I fire it back on him setting him on fire. I then pull out a gallon of gasoline, magically take it out of it's container, and launch it into the flames. The spell slinger proceeds to explode. After the flame dies down, I encase him in ice. I then slide him along the ground at extremely high speeds, until he crashes into the side of a cliff.
Alchemies:
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool.
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I borrow CobaltShade's ornate box and set the dial to "Gabe Newell."
//Shard Ascendancy//
Apprentice of the Shard
///Active Abilities///
Shard Wall: CM blocks out 10% of damage taken for 1 turn. Cooldown of 4 turns.
///Passive Abilities///
Shard Flower: When CM takes a lethal hit, he reflects 25% (10% for bosses) of damage onto the enemy he is killed by. He also drops a Medkit (1/1 HP, unknown alignment) that heals whoever kills it.
Foresight: When CM's HP dips below 10%, he gains a mere 5% dodge chance.
Scholar of the Shard: 0/25,000 damage dealt
//Status Effects//
Croc-o-Style: 1 turn
//Inventory//
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
//Charges//
Weapon of Myth and Legend (Lord Michael's Hat): 9/30
//Alchemies//
Twin Rifles && Energy Titan Essence = Navitas Nox (Level 10: 4/11)
The Big Chill && Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && Anduril, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10: 3/11)
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
3/13/2011
Posts:
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Minecraft:
crystalcat
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==Turn 2==
Salt 26/50
+2 to Twin. Clay Disc && Grand Essence of Earth == Disc of Deepest Depths 2/?
Gold Goblet && Grand Essence of Water == Cup of Coldest Seas 2/?
==Action==
Crystal begins constructing a massive machine, humming a cheery tune all the while. When it’s finished, he turns a crank, raising a massive magnifying glass on telescoping holders to point at the sun. The sun’s rays are focused into what looks like a funnel, before going through a tube into a strange machine with a large tesla-coil-like protrusion on one end. Crystal rushes over and pulls a lever, and energy zaps into a matching tesla-coil-like protrusion on another machine. He spins a ship’s wheel on that machine, and the sun’s energy, now a liquid, flows through another tube into a retort. He pulls a string on the retort, and a stream of pure liquified sunshine flows down into an old-style glass milk bottle. Crystal caps the bottle and places the bottle, shining with pure radiance, onto a conveyor belt leading to what looks like an output, before pulling a string that, with a ‘Ding!’, moves a number from 0 to 1, indicating the total number of bottles of sunshine produced. He then hires a bunch of cheery dwarves to automate this process, leading to a record number of bottles of sunshine produced. Crystal pockets his share for later use. Unfortunately, a neighboring village of top-hat-wearing, cloak-donning, long-nosed, misery-loving little pale people hate sunshine. One shoots an arrow at the deliverydwarf, prompting retaliation in the form of a bottle of sunshine thrown at him. The sunshine hits the back of his cloak, sending the little goblinlike man running back to his village. The sunshine precipitates mass panic, leading the little man to bury it before calling for war on the happy dwarves. The little men fill sprayers with a foul gas emitted from the evil pool at their village’s center before marching toward the dwarves. A dwarf sentry sees them and sounds the alarm, putting the dwarves on a war footing as well. Bottles of sunshine are fired out of cannons, thrown from makeshift catapults, and dropped from flying bugs, while the goblin-esque little men’s gas sprayers see great use, both in healing their sunshine-struck comrades of an infectious happiness caused by the concentrated sunshine and in spraying the dwarves with misery gas. UserZero is caught in the crossfire, and suffers first sunshine strikes and then misery sprays, the two warring in her mind. Eventually, both sides develop the sunshine/misery equivalent of nuclear weapons, the dwarves gathering a massive amount of sunshine in a barrel and the goblin-like men gathering some of the sludge from their home pool to mix into water and pour into a tank, creating an air-sprayed misery mist. Each side fires at the same time, and UserZero is in the path of both weapons. Both weapons land directly at her feet, equal and opposing forces mutually annihilating and combining into a massive explosion of apathy energy that spontaneously all pours into UserZero, perhaps, erroneously or not, identifying her as a nexus of emotion that needs to be apathified. Either way, a massive assault on her mind follows, emotion centers shriveling under the assault of pure emotionlessness, and then the war carries over to her body due to an overabundance of apathy energy. Her immune system becomes unmotivated about fighting disease and cancer, her heart just doesn’t care about pumping blood anymore, her muscles can’t work up the vim to contract, her liver stops filtering toxins out of her bloodstream and metaphorically goes off to lie on the couch all day and watch mindless reality TV… Et cetera. Overall, a mass of deleterious effects suddenly appear and compound themselves until UserZero is crumpled on the pavement, in terrible pain, and likely having taken damage.
I appear to be doing another attack against Soul of the Core... when suddenly, a meteor that comes out of nowhere(no, literally, it warped in right next to Richard at velocities breaking the sound barrier) slams into Richard!
He then covers the Bruiserbot in duct tape, slipping several lit grenades beneath the tape.
The Mindkiller 5/10
Vortex Monolith 5/15
SCP-882 2/20
00C: Why didn't Zineous get damaged by the shields' explosions?
Also, if I don't choose entities to be shielded, the Solar Monolith will automatically shield 3 random Neutral and GS entities each turn. This turn, it will shield the Arch-Lich, Lesser Dog NE0 and Wizard of Yendor.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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I look over to Mozart II once more, before whipping out what appears to be a wand of some eldritch construction; capped in void and wrought of primal material.
I spin the instrument about in my hands, before screwing a cuboid object with several attachments atop the wand. Wand Focus: Animation. I crouch to the ground moments later, prepared for what shall occur. I draw a small quartz bell from my inventory. Moments afterward, I poke block after block around me with the tip of my wand. Each one rises, becoming a miniature grass and dirt golem. In seconds, twenty golems all face me, staring unblinkingly, which is to be expected of those which lack eyelids.
The golems continue to gaze upon me as my plan falls into motion. I ring the bell a multitude of times, making a number of simple hand gestures in Mozart II's direction. The golems all spring into motion, lifting blocks out of the ground, one by one. I look at the surrounding area for a moment with a pensive expression, before shrugging, and pulling out a large amount of Golem Animation Powder within a warded jar. I hold the jar carefully for several seconds more, before smashing it against the ground quite suddenly. The powder sprays forth in copious amounts, coating a large number of blocks in the surrounding area. Hah.
One by one, the golems all rise from the blocks, mining out progressively more earth and stone with a seemingly burning passion. I place down a number of furnaces, add fuel to each, and watch as the golems all begin to construct excessive amounts of stone bricks.
In moments, the golems construct a veritable wall around Mozart II and his piano. I raise the wand in hand as one might with a conductor's baton, and the golems assemble, forming a large host before me. I mutter a series of occult commands to the golems, and they begin to dig trenches and set caltrops around the small brick prison.
I oversee the golems carefully, and they begin to pour lava filled with innumerable impurities into the trench. Looking around, I remove Wand Focus: Animation from the top of the wand, and replace it with Wand Focus: Warding. I promptly carve a shape into the air with the voidmetal-capped wand. The glowing gold essence of creation forms a cubic wireframe in space where the wand resided mere instants ago. I stab the wand through the cuboid frame, and it shatters instantly into shards of crystalline magic. The stone prison surrounding Mozart II and his instrument glows gold, and is coated in indestructible wards.
I nod somewhat, before noting something that is quite important for this situation. I funnel my own essence through the hole of fabrication in the spell, applying a number of reverberative curses to the wards, which pulsate with writhing green potency. I add a few more touches to the composition of the wards, and close them up. The walls instantly vanish, freeing Mozart II. Hah.
Mozart II, having played the entire time, presumably, does not lessen his task. Of course, he only notices now the oddities that have suddenly afflicted his music. The stuff has been reverberating around him, leaving the entities outside unaffected. Pangs and spontaneous waves of excruciating pain proceed to wrack the musician's body without cease.
I struggle against the will of the musician for a few moments, before piercing the wards personally. Burning red words sear themselves into the eyes of Mozart II, refusing to cease in their obstructing of vision onto death itself. You're welcome. The words themselves, however, read simply.
Audias ad mors.
Mozart ponders the message for a few moments. How might one "listen to death"? Waves of pain continue to assault the artist, blood dripping from his temples quite messily. The brick walls reappear, and everything becomes clear. The walls were merely invisible. If you had actually believed they had been annihilated, you're probably not used to my style. Hah. No matter how much Mozart II plays the piano, he cannot stop the pains. In fact, it seems as if the agony grows in potency the more he plays.
I telekinetically tear a hole from beneath the prison to bedrock, and force the thing down. With equally as simple a motion, I bury Mozart II beneath hundreds of tons of stone. That should do to fix the problem of his music, for now.
Ashwood Rod && Agonized Soul = Agonizing Rod (6/9)
Depowered Cipher's Call && Indigo Flames = Slightly Less Depowered Cipher's Call (5/9)
A gateway opens, a pitch black sphere of darkness. The city, no, the grand capital of the Alhambran empire, lies beyond those seemingly infinite depths, and yet, it's still clearly visible at the end of the tunnel.
There's a grand procession visible, traveling the tear-slick streets.
With bells ringing, crows calling, warped scythe-bearers that revolve in place, and the usual procession garb of human inhabitants in the years after the World got Unmasqued... I hope they go out of fashion soon things. Honestly, I don't even remember why I never considered moving to earth...
But this gate isn't mine, it belongs to someone else, in this case, a truly troublesome Mage, one who I came here to hunt.
I growl, a noise generally reserved for animals, as the figure who opened the gate comes into view. It's less out of anger and more out of annoyance.
I recognize them as the original reason for my involvement in the godmodder conflict, and the source of quite a few problems in my life.
And now, they're here.
The zeroModel has arrived.
MZ: That's new, the Time Mage was right.
ZM: Ah, so you planned for my arrival this time?
ZM: Do you really think you can win just because you had time to plan?
MZ: No, I think I can win because I was the one who gave you that body.
MZ: And sorry, but I'm going to have to it back now, I'm sure you already know why.
ZM: I Know, you're all the same, afraid of the truth, isn't that right, Leon Blanche?
Leon: Name dropping me won't work, I can do it too
Leon: Right, Dusk Leonine?
Leon: There's just no way for this to end while we're both involved, so it's best we get this over with now?
Dusk: Thought you'd never ask.
I breathe deeply, gathering ether from the air to form a blade of energy, which quickly meets it's counterpart in Dusk's hand.
The resulting shockwave from the clash sweeps out across the battlefield, knocking over scenery, blowing away small objects, and possibly damaging anyone/thing particularly unfortunate.
CLARIFICATION: Leon and Dusk are not entities (Unless players are entities right now?)
Entities:
None that I know of...
Inventory:
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
In 330, the Roman Empire's capital moved from Rome to Constantinople.
The original name for Constantinople was Byzantium.
"Byzantium" rhymes with "Strontium".
Strontium is the 38th element.
3 + 8 = 11.
330 / 11 = 30.
"Thirty" rhymes with "dirty."
Something is dirty when there is dirt on it.
A common type of dirt is soil.
Soil helps plants grow.
The growth of plant organs is called "organogenesis".
"Organogenesis" rhymes with "Regenesis."
Regenesis is the first song on The Binding of Issac: Afterbirth OST.
The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth OST was released on October 30th, 2015.
October is the 10th month of the year.
30 / 10 = 3.
A triangle has 3 sides.
Triangles are commonly found when referencing the Illuminati.
Therefore, Mozart II is the Illuminati confirmed. Because Mozart II's position has been compromised, the Illuminati teleports in and activates a hidden killswitch inside of Mozart II that blows him to pieces.
A Tactical Genius: 29/50 ==================================================
+2 to Twin
The crowd of bloodthirsty Orks erupted in a cheer as the duel was underway. Quite the spectacle it was. Naturally, once it had ended several fistfights erupted in the crowd over the win or loss of bets. Or just because.
"Ugh, looks like I will have to get that row of bleachers repaired now."
Bomber stepped up to the microphone once more.
"And there you have it folks! It would seem that Cinavi is our victor. Congratulations to him! The Painboy will come by to assess the damage and mend any wounds. Make sure you stop at the gift shop and pick up some merchandise! See you next time at Bomber Stadium™!"
The crowd of Orks and other patrons made their way out, some picking up gifts at the gift shop. A cleaning crew of Grots hurriedly comes out of one of the service entrances for the stadium, working on mopping up blood and repairing the bleachers. Behind them was the Painboy and his Grot assistant. He makes his way over to The Scribe, the myriad of tools on his arm rattling noisily. Bomber was also present.
"Don't worry, Scribe. I am here to ensure he doesn't do anything too... exotic. Consider it an act of goodwill." The Painboy grumbled at this comment, but Bomber paid him no mind. He stepped forward, his Grot Orderly next to him carrying the majority of his tools.
"If ya ask me, yer arm could use fixin'. Da boss asked me to just inject ya with this here," He lifted up a syringe full of green liquid, "or else. Now, lemme just stab ya with dis thing and you'll be good enuff." In a swift movement, the Painboy quickly injected the syringe into The Scribe's left arm. "Now, ya might not feel nuffin' in that arm for a few hours. Don't worry, I fink that iz wot's supposed to happen." As quickly as he arrived, the Painboy left. Probably off to continue his crudely brilliant work.
"Well then, I suppose we are done here, then. Farewell." Bomber disappeared in a puff of smoke, returning to the battlefield.
Returning to the battlefield, Bomber decided to continue attacking those troublesome mercenaries. The Aurin Esper seemed like a problem, able to disorient enemies at an alarming rate.
The Warp was difficult to access here for reasons he was now fully able to understand. He would have to make do with what little power he can call upon. A circle of blue Chaos runes appeared around him. Taking a seat in the middle, he began chanting a short hymn in a growling tongue. Reality began to alter above the Aurin Esper. There was a terrible screaming noise as a small hole in reality forced itself open. No Daemon would be able to come out of this. Instead, something else did.
An odd yellow mist poured out of the portal and around the Aurin Esper. At first, she would only be confused as it seemed to do little more than barely impair her vision. Suddenly, the yellow mist started making a horrible hissing sound. The space it occupied began to fizzle and pop violently, the air becoming toxic. It violently began to force itself into the Aurin's mouth and nose, coiling its way down her windpipe and into her lungs. The mist was no longer around her, but inside. The strange malevolent substance was corroding her from the inside out. Tissue began to burn and rot, severely damaging her respiratory tract. It was like inhaling a strange, sentient mustard gas. The Aurin couldn't call for help; only a pitiful gurgle followed by a series of hacking coughs came from her mouth.
Once it had fully eaten its way through her lungs, it began to disperse throughout her insides, slowly and painfully eating holes from within. After enough time, it began to seep out from the pores in her skin, dissipating into the air. The Warp was filled with many strange things, and this odd mist was considered more of a minor nuisance compared to the other horrors within.
Okay, that is way too much entity. I think you might want to list an entity's damage in the statbar with the HP, and just do bland "X attacks Y for Z damage" things with most of the smaller entities to save a bunch of time.
/null
IN general, an Entity's damage is roughly a tenth of their health if they're just raw stats. To compare, it was a twentieth in DTG2.
I point at the Soul of the Core, and make a thumbs down motion. I then spend time relaxing in the hyper gravity chamber, which somehow reverses a stack of Gravcrush, likely due to my adjusting the settings and turning it into a functional decompression chamber, but for gravitational pressure. Plus I just spammed Full Heals on myself.
Regardless of whether that worked, I rush towards the Soul, and jump towards it with a strange gauntlet on my arm. I then land the blow on its head, revealing the true identity of the gauntlet: the Infinity Gauntlet. Or rather, a facsimile thereof. This apparently isn't even the "true" gauntlet, and more of a gauntlet that can control all 11,000 elements, albeit to a very limited degree. This is shown as I channel the power of the Elemental Plane of Mail, causing several postboxes to fall on the Soul of the Core's head. If I manage to kill it, Traho falls down next to Crystal, followed by my dead/living body. Well, there's the Spoil. It's probably going to be a bit big.
Pet counter: 2.
Your time in the Hyper Gravitation Chamber is rendered rather inconvenient-and fatal-by suddenly having the Gravity increase thousands fold. You only take 5 damage, but you're trapped and can't attack.
(7 / 20) R e m e m b e r m e , s o I m a y l i v e o n .
(16 / 40) Font Friend
+1 to Talist
+1 to Battlefury
=Action=
First off, I attempt Armistyx (lvl 1) && Saurite Ingots = ???
I then decide to remedy the damage dealt to Valeera via a super-complex series of heals! First off, I scour the web, hiring allied medics from TF2 and various other healing characters to come and support Valeera! They then all get together and start brewing a potion!
First up is the TF2 Medic's contribution, dumping multiple Ubercharge canteens into the pot, as well as some Quick-Fix Juice. He then also empties the healing components of dozens of Crusader's Crossbow bolts into the pot. Next comes a Hearthstone Priest; he plays down two Lightwells, which suicide into the pot, causing their healing essence to spread throughout. He then throws various healing cards into the pot, such as Flash Heal and Circle of Healing.
Then, Maggie from The Binding of Isaac appears. She pulls out an army of Little Chads, which dump red hearts into the pot at a rapid rate! She then casts aside her own Yum Heart, throwing it into the pot. Next up comes a Pokemon Trainer; he pours multiple Full Restores and Revives into the pot, causing it to glow with a holy, rejuvenating light! Then, Natalie of EBF4 fame appears, and throws several Pizzas into the pot; the most potent healing item in the game! Not really having much else to add to the potion, she simply casts Heal on Valeera.
I then bring over a random player, and promptly loot him of two Notch Apples. I cut them up, and fling them into the pot. The pot begins to levitate slightly, given the pure holy power inside the vessel! I then start casting in various healing items; Apple gels, ragnaids, commonplace potions, whole medivacs, floor ice-cream, and nanotech bandages.
I then bring over Toriel; she sees the pot, and I then tell her that I want her to make a pie with that in the pie mix. She accepts, and the pie-baking proceeds happens. The pie is practically a beacon with all the healing energies in it. I then give it to Valeera, each healing item having effect on her!
(I'll grant a +2 to whoever helps heal Valeera!)
=Command=
Valeera gains +1 Mana. That's it. Her army will attack the Aurin Esper!
Old Armistyx && Saurite Ingot = Ad Infinitum (Level 25: 1/26)
A Transforming Scythe with a Saurite ingot apparently generates the same result no matter what the Transforming Scythe is. Odd. Regardless, I think this is a specific instance, perhaps there's less extreme weapons for Saurite Ore to be infused with?
==Turn 1==
Salt 25/50 (+2 from Bomber)
+2 to Twin.
Clay Disc && Grand Essence of Earth == Disc of Deepest Depths 1/?
Gold Goblet && Grand Essence of Water == Cup of Coldest Seas 1/? (Okay, hopefully these are level 10 now. The Project needs level 10 alchemies. (And yes, I am willing to gorilla around with alchemy recipes until I find one that produces level 10 alchemies.))
==Action==
Crystal points at the Soul of the Core, unleashing a torrent of magic that washes over it, completely immobilizing it, before shifting Disassembly into the shape of a massive axe, putting on an executioner's hood as a sombre nod to his current function, and lopping off the Soul of the Core's one remaining head. He may not like killing this dog, but someone else will if he doesn't, and he does want Traho.
If, instead, Generic killed it, which he probably did, Crystal takes out a small stone pyramid with the capstone floating above the rest of the pyramid. It abruptly begins to flash multicolored lights from the cracks between its stones, and rave music echoes out from it, revealing it to be the Fearamid, an ancient interdimensional artifact said to be originated by a being as pyramidal as it. He raises it high into the air, waves of pure madness and chaos pulsing out of it and instigating a mini-Weirdmageddon right on the Aurin Esper. A weirdness-bubble abruptly appears on top of it, transforming it into a bird-headed monstrosity and thus giving it a sudden want for worms, before flickering it through several types of animation - including silent film, anime, and live action. The sheer disorientation of all this, in addition to the weirdness-bubble's aura of madness, overwhelms the Esper's highly-sensitive brain and it takes heavy damage!
Either way, Crystal mourns the loss of the first Neutral boss, and a loyal and seemingly-nice one with a sympathetic backstory as well. As condolences to Serpent, he takes a bit of the magma from the Soul's cooling body and forges a small medallion, made of the same material as the Soul of the Core itself. On one side, outlined in ever-heated magma, is a depiction of the Soul of the Core in full glory, standing tall and proud. On the other side, writ in bold letters of the same red-glowing molten rock, are the two simple words MEMENTO MORTUUM. As a final touch, he infuses a tiny fragment of the Soul's soul into the item, (before healing its actual soul of the wound) granting the image on one of its sides a life of its own, able to move and react realistically. He presents it to Serpent.
==Entities==
Can't control Stone anymore!
Clay Disc && Grand Essence of Earth == Disc of Deepest Depths (Level 9: 1/10)
Gold Goblet && Grand Essence of Water == Cup of Coldest Seas (Level 9: 1/10)
As the Soul of the core is alive, you hack it for 6,000 damage! That's not the killing blow!
Post too late to get spoil of war, so I will just do what I planned on.
(I can't go back and forth trading blows with my body. It's a better fighter than I expected, and while I am still more skilled, the power difference is way too great to make up. How do I get out of this? Oh. I know! It's topical, too, because it just occurred in real life!)
(Approximately 4-6 years in the future, depending on when exactly this takes place...)
"Hey, Doc, I was just in a massive fight, and I need to borrow your car."
"Star! It's been a while, hasn't it? Last time you asked to borrow the car, it ended up with scorch marks on each tire. What is it this time?"
"Well, there are a couple of points where I was saved by myself driving the car."
"Well, that certainly sounds serious. You are welcome to pick up the Delorean."
"Thank you."
Back on the battlefield...
A car comes barreling out of a portal. Out of it steps...me! In my normal body!
"You are a sight for sore eyes, you know that?"
"Just get in and drive. Oh, and pick up the others."
The me not in my body enters the car, while the other me exits through a portal.
The car drives along, and grabs Pit, Maniac, and the long-AFK Piono. It then speeds up, and vanishes. Three seconds after vanishing, it comes back, dropping off Pit, Maniac, Piono, and the avatar I had been inhabiting. Had, as I am no longer inhabiting that body. On it is a note attached...
"I'll be back."
An unspecified amount of time in the past, 4480 blocks away from Yggdrasil...
"Hey guys, sorry for kidnapping you, but I have a job for us to take on. Simply put, Pit and I are tired out from MSTing bad fanfics. We wanted reserves. You two volunteered, so we're just going to take time out of the past to review it. Hope you guys don't mind."
You somehow go back in time. Your body immediately reacts to the real you with a massive ear-shattering roar-and Uzi, takign the opportunity, one-shots you on the spot, killing you again in the future.
WELL, you're not dead NOW. That was Future!You. In any case, he is 'magically' (coughcoughthankmelater) sent back to his own timeline.
You recieve a note as you try to travel backwards in time and space, before the Delorean can hit 86 MPH:
"WARNING! REMEMBER, SCREWING WITH TIME RIGHT ABOUT NOW ISN'T A GOOD IDEA!"
Realizing the Soul of the Core is weak, Sorodin decides to unleash a combo attack thingy with Zineous. Splaying his hands out in front of him, he fires off a torrent of water at the Soul's head, making sure at least some got onto it, because most of it was probably going to be sucked in to the body. He only needed a little bit of water on the head for this to work. Zineous then continues to fire bolt after bolt of lightning at the Soul, electrocuting it, the effect amplified by the water on it. For extra measure, Sorodin takes an Ice Storm from the Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad 64 and unleashes it on the Soul, definitely freezing it and rendering it helpless. Cue the random player wandering onto the battlefield with a diamond pickaxe. It mines the Soul 's head, but lava ours out and lights it on fire. Unfortunately, the player was Tazz, and he promptly explodes with GM-powered tnt on the Soul's head. And to finish it all off, that one giant ducky from the beginning, if you remember it, comes flying out of the sky, flattening the Soul of the Core. If the Soul is dead, I will instead heal Valeera.
Zineous will use Summon Lightning Elementals.
==Alchemies==
Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad && Mario 64 = Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad 64 (level 5: 6/6) [DONE!]
Voidmetal Bottle && Pocket Dimension = World in a Bottle 2/9
=Inventory=
Logic Distortion Remote
Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad 64
Voidmetal Bottle
Pocket Dimension
Infinite Pie Cornucopia
(Only including things that I deem important to my ultimate alchemy chain thingy) ==Charges==
The Nonexistent 14/50 (+2 from Richard)
Essence of Rain 9/50
+2 Pit
You kill the Soul of the Core so hard that I somehow convert the remaining overkill damage to 6,000 HP for Valeera!
The mighty beast roars it's last, but smiles all the while, very much content with dying after a lifetime of basic imprisonment. Its body cools off and dies, and Traho's sucking action deactivates, falling off of his body. It shrinks down to the size of a proper breastplate for a Minecraftian/Human Being/whatever you are, and you claim Traho!
Traho is a powerful defensive apparatus! It controls Gravity to an extreme degree, such that it can easily suck in or devastate lesser beings! It has two functions, though both come from its charge pool: Either it can be activated to guard attacks against up to 5 entities of choice at once AND gain 10 Armor points (meaning, 40,000 points of damage reduction; a super-powerful attack will have to penetrate the block to get through), OR you can fling an Entity into the upper stratosphere for massive damage! Either way, it takes 4 turns to recharge its functions.
As you (an AZ) killed the Soul of the Core, Uzi is suddenly slammed by the power of a Boss-Death, causing her to take 2 damage and be knocked back 30 blocks! -30 distance to Yggdrasil!
15/15 Summoning Spyper and Doppelganger to fight for me
yep done!
0/20 making the mods
and I Summon A lightclone with a staff
As you charged those for 3 turns, the Better Alchemiter fails as that's FAR too weak, while Spyper and Doppelganger will be summoned jointly. The Lightclone is instantly converted by Uzi!
Walker notices that the Captain is weak, and chuckles darkly, before... well, walking over to the Captain, sword in hand. Once there, he slashes a rift open in the ground, an explosion rocketing upwards out of it that catches the Captain and tosses him into the air, where Walker leaps up to smack the Captain back into the ground from. He then impales the Captain to keep that guy still, walks a short distance away, and quickly brings in Unlimited Kagura to help him exploit a rather hilarious glitch for the sake of utterly embarrassing the Captain. The Captain, for some odd reason, is picked up, and then Unlimited Kagura triggers the exploit.
It looks something like this.
The impalement kills him! However, you stupidly kill yourself in activating the glitch as well, as that requires a puppet, hence the only way to do so is to stand RIGHT behind him, still in his hitboxes!
The Captain: Welp.
The Captain: Ugh...
The Captain: You know what, this isn't working.
The Captain: Err, I'll just send for some backup for y'all...Maybe get the old crew back together.
The Captain: Crusher, my descendant!
The Captain: Stay strong, and work together!
The Captain: Something is SERIOUSLY wrong here, and considering my occupation, when I say that, it means something on a whole different level!
The Captain: A classified level at that!
Let's be clear: It takes a Round to respawn to, a, actually respawn, and then B, rush back from spawn to the Battlefield. I'm considering changing how long that takes, mind.
Potato kick-stater salad(a potato made of salad kick-starter.)16/25(or 24 if the helping effect works)
my items
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Damaged Warp Zone level 5
Then Use together the damaged warp zone and the tome of support for creating an entity that I transform into Yggdrasil but all its fighting stats are like the ones of one entity summoned by the tome of support but it might disorient people.(probably not the godmodders but maybe some other stuff could be disoriented)
UserZero forcefully stops you! Transforming an entity into Yggdrasil would obliterate most of the battlefield! you take 3 damage!
Star Cannon && Minishark = Minishark Cannon (Level 7: 2/8)
17/50 Upgrade system
7/50 Deactivated... (1+ from ire)
i stab something with the gemblade. To lazy to make up a good attack for an old post.
ENTITY ACTION
The Uncreativty monster taunts the Captain for his low HP. The Captain, annoyed, charges the uncreativity Bear... Only to fall into a pit full of lava, TNT, and spikes. And, just to be sure, a metal door seals him in with the traps.
BOOM!
If Engie got to him first, i accuse engie of Killstealing and have the Uncreativity monster toss him into the same pit.
2+ to Irecreeper
You stab yourself with the Gembalde, as you are something! 2 damgae to yourself!
Charges
Project M06-Internationalization (34/50) (+4 from Fseftr)
Project M07-The Phonetician (11/50)
+2 to Fseftr
Action
I pull out an ornate box, made of what appears to be wood with gold trim. Two dials are present on the side facing me.
I activate the box, turning a dial from its resting state of "LOL" to "500". (The other settings of the dial are "Gabe Newell", the Eye of Providence and "PLAMZ".) The top of the box ceases to exist instantaneously. A giant steampunk minigun extends from the top of the box and begins firing itself with no recoil at Zineous.
After 15 seconds of sustained gunfire, the minigun disappears and the top of the box appears.
Entity Command
The Wizard of Yendor will use Double Trouble. It and all its summoned nasties will also attack the Maxis E344.
I temporarily 5x time-merge. I then shoot every PZ entity with the Face Exploder^3.
//Shard Ascendancy//
CyanogenMisogynist [CM] is now an Apprentice of the Shard!
+1 HP!
New Ability: Shard Wall (ACTIVE): CM blocks out 10% of damage taken for 1 turn. Cooldown of 4 turns.
New Ability: Shard Flower (PASSIVE): When CM takes a lethal hit, he reflects 25% (10% for bosses) of damage onto the enemy he is killed by. He also drops a Medkit (1/1 HP, unknown alignment) that heals whoever kills it.
New Ability: Foresight (PASSIVE): When CM's HP dips below 10%, he gains a mere 5% dodge chance.
These abilities will level up as CM levels up. He will level up as he deals damage.
Scholar of the Shard: 0/25,000 damage dealt
//Status Effects//
Croc-o-Style: 1 turn
//Inventory//
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
//Charges//
Weapon of Myth and Legend (Lord Michael's Hat): 8/30
Shard Kinesis: 10/10 (AWW YEAH)
//Alchemies//
Twin Rifles && Energy Titan Essence = Navitas Nox (Level 10: 3/11)
The Big Chill && Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && Anduril, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10: 2/11)
It's gonna take more than 10 charges for that, mate! I'll allow you to not expend the charge, but you're going to straight-up need 50 to implement that kind of stuff!
Manaticon Flamesprayer [Lvl. 6]: 4/7 (Since when did I let it go down like that?)
Anyways, I use my first turn to take out my trusty Bacon Sandvich Smoothie Maker (Strange Medigun •u•) and lock the beam onto TwinBuilder's PC, healing up any would-be lethal damage he might take!
[PZ]/[AG] Total HP 1,593,000 That's a bit much even if the Captain is alive. (That is a [GS]/Godmodder Slayer's Strongest character for now) (Dont Worry i am not in [PZ]/[AG])
I do not have a clue, but I decide to not do a attack this Action.
An powerful Halloween themed summon 38/50 +2 from Talist
Sp00py Armor 15/25 (Part of my Halloween Miniboss summon.)
+1 PitTheAngel, +1 Talist
My Items
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing.
Bayoneted Laser Rifle (Also known as Bayo-Laser Rifle) [Power Rank II] Used for Ranged + Melee with extra damage to the Enemy.
Plasma Katana [Power Rank II] Deals extra damage to the Enemy when used.
Mercury walks up to Valeera, somewhat disoriented. Mercury is confused, Mercury used Binary Storm. It was super effective. Valeera probably didn't faint.
I fire my shiny new autobow at the SotC's last head! But then I realize since its a spam-bow it has very little range. So, I walk closer... and closer... and closer... finally, I am standing 1 inch away from the last head, wearing an anti-flame suit for anti-flame protection! I then fire the bow again and again, using up an entire inventoryfull of arrows I just happened to have on me.
(If the head is gone I hit the body)
The Autobow fires pretty close to the maximum bow range, actually. And the entire Soul of the Core is dead, as well!
Dual Pistols II Healium II Small Generator = Deus Noctum 1\2/11
+2 to Hzetor
Sukard 12/50
I throw a toilet at Uzi with gorilla, fish guts, gorilla, and your average public bathroom smell on top of that.
Uzi smells it coming a mile away, and uses a spell of redirection to redirect it right on top of your head! She then activates console commands to glue it to your head!
(8 / 20) R e m e m b e r m e , s o I m a y l i v e o n .
(19 / 40) Font Friend (+2 from Battlefury)
+1 to Talist
+1 to Battlefury
=Action=
hay no attacking Valeera.
>EDIT: Rectify Gender casted! All gender-based errors have been fixed! why'd you swap genders aughhhhh-
I snipe Mercury/Fseftr with a tranq dart from the Armistyx in Blowpipe Scythe mode before he can attack Valeera, then promptly switch the Armistyx to shrink ray scythe mode. I then zap Mercury with it, and trap him in a basketball, with the insides filled with sharp spikes and saws!
* it's time to get dunked on!
I then start dribbling the ball, causing Mercury to bounce around inside, getting impaled on spikes and cut up by the saws as she's flung around. I then pass it to a random player (they seem to follow me around), who then starts dribbling! Suddenly, music starts blaring, and a whole horde of players appear; it's time for a basketball game! It's Red vs Blue today on the court.
Everyone starts running around and passing, Mercury still trapped in the ball. I play ref, encouraging rough play with the ball and awarding bonus points to those who slam the ball as hard as they can! Suddenly, in the middle of play, the ball deflates! I run over, grab the ball, and fill it up again! However, I also fill it up with toxic gas, making the prisoner's life harder! The play continues, with Red clearly dominating the game! However, there's fierce opposition from the blue team; in an attempt to get ahead, they start slamming the ball around for bonus points!
After several impalements and cuts for Mercury, the scores are tied up! Then, the star player of the blue team, who we will simply refer to as "DunkmasterSkeletal", grabs the ball and jumps straight into the air, ready to slam it into the Red's net! He then descends from the skies, ready to score the perfect slamdunk. However, mere feet away from the net, Mercury's shrink effect wears off, causing him to burst out of the ball. She ends up getting horribly mangled by her impact with the hoop. DunkmasterSkeletal then grabs an axe, cuts off Mercury's head, and puts it through the hoop, winning the game for his team!
The basketball players disperse.
5 Damage to Mercury! I still found a few 'shes' in there.
@MegaMiner If "Hzetor" refers to me please note that I'm "Hezetor".
Since I'm rather lazy form now on when I say that Hezetor uses the Orb of Pure Energy this will be the standard attack.
Then first of all a short explanation of what is involved in the manipulation of energy through the Orb of Pure Energy now the ball can manipulate energy within a certain radius that fact that at first glance may seem insignificant is actually crucial because the Orb itself was created with absorbed energy from the universeitself, the fact is the manipulation of energy is usually a complex and laborious task this Orb allows its user not only make the overall energy manipulation very simple and dismissive, but allows the application of unique abilities, let me explain: when a person manipulates the energy to harm someone or something the energy is moved from point A to point B and then dispersed into the environment, now the Orb allows the movement of this energy from A to B but avoids the unnecessary energy dispersion in the environment re investing it in the attack immediately, that this is what might sound simple and useless is actually an extraordinary ability because it allows the continuous and infinite sticking a certain entity to infinity with a minimal amount of initial energy that is simply re used in this continuation in this not only causes much damage, but also prevents the growth of entropy in the universe.
For a simple understanding of the fact the Orb allows the manipulation of energy as a normal person can move an apple on a table with one hand and without it would be necessary to blow up to get to the apple in the face of the enemy.
Now the actual effects of the attack:
The sphere glows a radiant white and suddenly a bolt of pure energy lashes out towards the persaglio chosen.
After hitting the target is the lightning immediately recreates the body of the target hitting immediately causing high damage to the target and again recreating the lightning out of nowhere, and again the lightning lashes on the target causing other damage, so long as nothing remains of the poor entities.
Hezetor uses the Orb to attack the Mechari Engineer. (the standard attack)
The Throne of the Skies is automatically set to attack the Mechari Engineer as well and since it is automatic this attack does not weakens my previews attacks. (Since my char is not doing a lot of stuff at the same time)
The Maxis will take a tactical position and will start to attack the Mechari as well focusing their fire on him, their lasers guns will melt him well.
Charges
+2 to MegaMiner
Concordant Killer 13/25
Rugname 31/50 +2 from MegaMiner
.44 Magnum && container for modules = Modular Magnum (Level 5: 3/6)
Now I'm bad at giving names, the final result should be a tool that allows the production of minor objects (like low level alchemy I suppose), this object should not be able to product any unit like a factory, an example of what this machine will be able to create is a PSG a personal shield generator that will give a unit a shield (I will probably install some modules on this machine).
If that alchemy is not possible:
Iron Armor && container for modules = Modular Armor 1/?
EXOS: Crusher48, you need to stop them from killing The Captain! He is your ancestor!
Crusher48: Too late. Those Gorillas already killed him.
EXOS: And you have an Amulet with time travel powers. I suggest you use it.
Crusher48: The Council's time shunt only covers the effects of my first travel backwards in time. If I do it again I risk a paradox.
EXOS: Create a Stable Time Loop to make sure a paradox does not happen.
I activate the Amulet of Endermancy's second power to travel back in time. Immediately after arriving, I stop Engie by throwing Ender Explosives into his face to send him flying away. I then Ender Hook over to his body to deliver a hit from my Endermite sword that sends him flying again, Ender Hook onto him again and hit him again, and repeat several more times. I then realize I almost let the Uncreativity Monster get away with the kill while I was busy comboing engie, and stop the attack by tossing The Captain a healing potion so he can heal himself and not fall to the taunts about low HP. I also bodyblock any further attacks on the Captain (or bodyblock if I failed to stop either of the 2 attacks above), tell The Captain to get busy drinking healing potions (instead of attacking), and tell my other self to go back in time to when I went back in time to make sure a Stable Time Loop happens instead of a paradox.
You are far too late to stop that! In any case, even if he did die for real right then (and he didn't), there's no time paradox, I can ASSURE you of it.
Mercury? She? What are you doing to that poor innocent gal over there? Or, well, she's probably innocent, I don't actually know anything about her except that her name also happens to be Mercury... Mercury, mine, that is, who is... well, actually, Minecraftians don't really have genders? Regardless, he identifies as male for the sake of my convenience. Anyways, he calls the police on Ire for attacking some random civilian, and they come to arrest him. However, they mistake Valeera for him, and since they keep yelling "Put you hands up, Ire!", she obviously ignores them. This forces them to shoot her many times.
The Police you summon have been given a notice from the CSI about any individuals named Mercury, and quickly arrest YOU instead. And by 'arrest,' I mean 'shove you full of bullets as they considered your arrest impossible.' You take 5 damage!
1 Demonic Matrix 1 Demon Blood Shard 1 Raspberry Pi 1 of any book 1 Empty Taglocks 1 Richard Taglock 1 Popcorn Bane of Lapis Ender Matrix Journal #-1 Black Hole in a Jar Tome of Knowledge Unwritten 18 Bedrock^2 Ingots Ultracondensed Wall
Demonic Matrix = A Matrix with the powers of the Nether and the End, powers it can infuse upon anything created up on it.
Demonic Matrix || Tome of Knowledge Unwritten = Infinatrix (Level 15: 1/16)
Star Cannon && Minishark = Minishark Cannon (Level 7: 3/8)
18/50 Upgrade system
9/50 Deactivated...
Pretty sure Godmodders cannot be healed by players. Unless The Captain is a player.
I toss Crushers "other side" into the same pit as Engie/Thecaptain. This time, for extra organic-slaying power, i flood it with Mercury.
"Yeah, no. Even if you did try to stop us, the Pit O Death would just be suddenly below you. i can never keep track of my Pits O Death. And even if your healing DID work, UserZero would just look in his general direction and somehow give him a heart attack, killing him."
i then assist TT2000 in his quest to slay the Soul of the Core by replacing all his arrowheads with diamond arrowheads.
2+ to irecreeper
the Captain is a Player, but he's dead anyways, so basically everything here kind of fails.
((To FBSN, yes you may. Also tazz you forgot me in the line up or whatever the thing is called where the players are listed.))
I take out a very useful tool. More like weapon really. It seems to be just a typical sword with a ruby in the hilt. It is actually a small piece of the Goron Ruby on the hilt. Much to my dismay, to power turns out to be the ability to break rocks. What a useful thing for HyruleCo to give me. But anyways I take it and use it's rock crushing force to slash at Fseftr/Mercury. The sword burns him as it slices, being a goron sword.
Anti-Unoriginality Turret 24/50
Hypocrisy counter since charge 15: 1
I look around. I then ask sigma where I am.
(This is a cue for sigma to respond, BTW)
You are in a dimly-lit room. The whispers are everywhere, and it's somewhat overgrown with some odd kind of root...It looks like Yggdrasil's roots stretch on for a VERY long way.
I point out that battlefury is not listed as a player, and thus cannot play the game because it is unfair that I do not get to kill him for killing The Captain. I also tell him this: you better hope The Captain can respawn like players (luckily for you, its fairly likely he can), because otherwise you are in for a WORLD of hurt.
Also, I teleport out of whatever Pit O Death he tried to pull on me.
ATN: All GS players should go +2 Pit and try to get a large summon on our side.
He'll be put in the lineup NOW. Also, Engie got the kill.
I heal the Skarmory with my Angelic Blessing laced with Metal. (According to my mind when Uzi's looking at the Alignments, my side is [PG] because i was in the [AZ] side with Richard/Godmodder but [AG] while Uzi's in the [PZ] side.)
An powerful Halloween themed summon 39/50
Sp00py Armor 16/25 (Part of my Halloween Miniboss summon.)
+1 Maniac, +1 Twin
My Items
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing.
Bayoneted Laser Rifle (Also known as Bayo-Laser Rifle) [Power Rank II] Used for Ranged + Melee with extra damage to the Enemy.
Plasma Katana [Power Rank II] Deals extra damage to the Enemy when used.
Skarmory gains +5,000 Overheal! (Overheal's capped at 125% of their max HP, usually.)
The Future: 26/50 ===================================================== (+2 from crystalcat and jondanger, +1 from Irecreeper and Pricey)
I +2 Generic.
The Scribe yields.
Uncle Grandpa acquires a large amount of pumpkins from a nearby pumpkin patch that definitely isn't haunted by a malevolent ghost. He then spends a large amount of time intricately carving his face into each and every pumpkin. Please note that the pumpkins aren't possessed by any spirits, evil or otherwise. Uncle Grandpa then loads all of the pumpkins into the UGRV, which begins to glow with an unearthly light that certainly isn't a result of paranormal activity. The UGRV then begins to fly around of its own accord, sailing through the sky as maniacal laughter fills the air that surely isn't coming from the mouth of a demon.
The plot twist here is that the pumpkin patch was haunted, but not by a ghost. It was haunted by a group of annoying teenagers who stalked the place regularly. And the pumpkins were possessed, but not by spirits. They were possessed - or owned - by an old man who took great pride in his farming, specifically his pumpkins. He was so enraged that he stalked Uncle Grandpa and tracked him to the UGRV. It also happens that the old man is a magician, which is why the unearthly light enveloped the UGRV and began to fly around. Lastly, the old man began to laugh, seeing as he was about to take Uncle Grandpa's prized possession just as Uncle Grandpa had taken his.
As the old man takes over the UGRV, the annoying teenagers appear and harass the old man. It turns out that they weren't attracted to the spot of his pumpkin patch - it was the pumpkins themselves they were after, and today was supposed to be the day they'd start their plan to capture all of the pumpkins once and for all. Seeing that it's been ruined, the teenagers all melt into goo and reveal their true form as a single conglomerate entity that's so horrifying that the old man drops dead with shock. The UGRV falls from the air as a result and lands directly on the conglomerate, squashing it flat and spreading its liquid form all over the Battlefield. This liquid absolutely covers a random enemy, who feels the flesh fall from their bones as they lie in a heap, thoroughly spooped.
Kathy teh penguin of d00m && Duck of Doom && A Copy of Doom (the videogame) && A Scroll of Doom (the spell) = ??? (1/?)
Bar: [AAAAAAAAAA]
Well then. The bar's been filled up by the AGs. Nice job. If you wanna make sure that this one gets out onto the field before anyone else can possibly add to it, you're more then welcome to.
Actually, since we've hit the halfway point of the charge, it's probably time to dump a hint on you guys on her.
"You'll probably wanna protect this one. It doesn't have high attack, high HP, or can heal, though. Think over why that could be for a moment."
Kathy teh penguin of d00m && Duck of Doom && A Copy of Doom (the videogame) && A Scroll of Doom (the spell) = THE DOOMIEST DOOMY DOOMS OF ABSOLUTE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM (abridged) (Level 6: 1/7)
The Possessed Armors both assail Mozart II once more.
I immediately resolve to begin healing the Scribe. There is certainly no use in getting someone like him killed.
I place a cauldron upon the ground before me, and empty a bottle of Infused Flame beneath it. Moments later, I fill the deep container with water, and proceed to gather a large number of vials of liquid and bags of strange objects from my inventory, placing them all around the boiling cauldron itself. I carefully check the numerical amounts of items present, and find that everything is indeed in order.
I begin the construction of what shall undoubtedly be a magnificent potion of healing properties. I dump around ten ounces of greatwood leaf paste into the mixture, and watch as they dissolve beneath the turbulent waters.
Afterward, I apply the wormwood root, stoke the flames, and wait for ten minutes, upon which I uncork a vial of Sano essentia, and apply it. The liquid's foul hue grows crimson. I ***** myself with a dagger, and wring the blood into the cauldron. Two hundred LE should be enough, no?
I stir the solution with a rod of treated silverwood, the darker half of me despising the wood every second it exists. The aesthetic is so terrible. Who have you ever seen build with silverwood? Nobody.
I prepare add the final items, pulling several things from the set of bags around the cauldron. I reveal what appear to be shavings taken from a golden apple of the lesser type, and a shining powder. I seem to hesitate for a few moments, before pulling a small wooden box out of one of the sacks.
I drop the golden apple skin shavings into the mixture one by one, a plip resounding within the cavernous hollow object filled with strange liquid for every one. I examine the dust more clearly. Fine-ground ruby powder. Should be enough.
I immediately dump the powder into the mixture, and stir it with the silverwood rod several times, before tossing the useless thing beneath the cauldron, and watching it burn. I promptly pull out a great warpwood stave, which I use to mix everything together. Much better.
The liquid within the cauldron begins to bubble. I put the staff away, and grab some glass bottles, taking as much of the potion as I can. Wonderful. I examine it carefully. Pure greater healing potion. I place a brewing stand down on the side of the cauldron, grabbing a bag of gunpowder. I mix the two together for several minutes, watching everything form. With little display of emotion, I gather the bags, fill the empty bottle with the Infused Flame once more, and take the cauldron and brewing stand.
I teleport behind the Scribe with a flash of teal. Without a word, I smash twenty bottles of Greater Healing Potion on the ground behind the Scribe, and return to my initial position. My task has only begun, of course.
(Please remember to make me take exactly one damage from the blood part.)
Ashwood Rod && Agonized Soul = Agonizing Rod (5/9)
Depowered Cipher's Call && Indigo Flames = Slightly Less Depowered Cipher's Call (4/9)
Noose --0 Dark Magic Tome = Tome Of Self-Sacrifice 3/11
I beam an image of a specific mind into the Aurin Esper. Specifically, the mind of any player character from Twitch Plays Pokemon. It should feel some backlash from sensory overload,
The Aurin Esper grabs its head in agony as it starts screaming gibberish! It's body spazzes out madly, warping into various different forms as the voices assail it! However, without warning, it suddenly ceases and the Aurin Esper, eyes' flashing wildly with a mixture of different Pokeballs, does some kind of mad giggle as it erratically descends.
Well you did SOMETHING. Perhaps not something GOOD. The other PZs take a step away from the crazy, even the Gnarok Warrior.
Holy Flame || Peacetime = Fear No Anvil (Level 10: 4/11)
I am building my fortress, it stands between the frost covered hills. I look over to the pit. A faint glow radiates the walls. I stare down into it and I see the walls covered with Arcanium, a powder found deep within the earth known for it's magical properties. I take my pick and grab some and return to building my fortress...
I stare at the Chua SpellSlinger. I hop down from the construction of my fortress and sling some spells at it!
Please spell: Cow
SpellSlinger: C-O-W
Well, I guess that's correct. A-hem, I didn't actually think you knew how to spell, oh well, time for an actual attack
I take out a chair and throw it at the spell slinger. He dodges out of the way but not before I punch him off of the cliff with my forge stoker. He lands in a lake and launches a firebolt at me but I catch it with my hands (Don't ask me how). I fire it back on him setting him on fire. I then pull out a gallon of gasoline, magically take it out of it's container, and launch it into the flames. The spell slinger proceeds to explode. After the flame dies down, I encase him in ice. I then slide him along the ground at extremely high speeds, until he crashes into the side of a cliff.
Alchemies:
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool.
I borrow CobaltShade's ornate box and set the dial to "Gabe Newell."
//Shard Ascendancy//
Apprentice of the Shard
///Active Abilities///
Shard Wall: CM blocks out 10% of damage taken for 1 turn. Cooldown of 4 turns.
///Passive Abilities///
Shard Flower: When CM takes a lethal hit, he reflects 25% (10% for bosses) of damage onto the enemy he is killed by. He also drops a Medkit (1/1 HP, unknown alignment) that heals whoever kills it.
Foresight: When CM's HP dips below 10%, he gains a mere 5% dodge chance.
Scholar of the Shard: 0/25,000 damage dealt
//Status Effects//
Croc-o-Style: 1 turn
//Inventory//
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
//Charges//
Weapon of Myth and Legend (Lord Michael's Hat): 9/30
//Alchemies//
Twin Rifles && Energy Titan Essence = Navitas Nox (Level 10: 4/11)
The Big Chill && Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && Anduril, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10: 3/11)
...You did notice the bit about me saying I wasn't going to let you recreate the Hat, right? That's illegal, mate, you can't just copy stuff that blatantly.
You set the dial to Gabe Newell. Gordon Freeman winds up summoned by this action, and he wields half-life 3 taped to a Crowbar! Gordon Freeman summoned!
==Turn 2==
Salt 26/50
+2 to Twin. Clay Disc && Grand Essence of Earth == Disc of Deepest Depths 2/?
Gold Goblet && Grand Essence of Water == Cup of Coldest Seas 2/?
==Action==
Crystal begins constructing a massive machine, humming a cheery tune all the while. When it’s finished, he turns a crank, raising a massive magnifying glass on telescoping holders to point at the sun. The sun’s rays are focused into what looks like a funnel, before going through a tube into a strange machine with a large tesla-coil-like protrusion on one end. Crystal rushes over and pulls a lever, and energy zaps into a matching tesla-coil-like protrusion on another machine. He spins a ship’s wheel on that machine, and the sun’s energy, now a liquid, flows through another tube into a retort. He pulls a string on the retort, and a stream of pure liquified sunshine flows down into an old-style glass milk bottle. Crystal caps the bottle and places the bottle, shining with pure radiance, onto a conveyor belt leading to what looks like an output, before pulling a string that, with a ‘Ding!’, moves a number from 0 to 1, indicating the total number of bottles of sunshine produced. He then hires a bunch of cheery dwarves to automate this process, leading to a record number of bottles of sunshine produced. Crystal pockets his share for later use. Unfortunately, a neighboring village of top-hat-wearing, cloak-donning, long-nosed, misery-loving little pale people hate sunshine. One shoots an arrow at the deliverydwarf, prompting retaliation in the form of a bottle of sunshine thrown at him. The sunshine hits the back of his cloak, sending the little goblinlike man running back to his village. The sunshine precipitates mass panic, leading the little man to bury it before calling for war on the happy dwarves. The little men fill sprayers with a foul gas emitted from the evil pool at their village’s center before marching toward the dwarves. A dwarf sentry sees them and sounds the alarm, putting the dwarves on a war footing as well. Bottles of sunshine are fired out of cannons, thrown from makeshift catapults, and dropped from flying bugs, while the goblin-esque little men’s gas sprayers see great use, both in healing their sunshine-struck comrades of an infectious happiness caused by the concentrated sunshine and in spraying the dwarves with misery gas. UserZero is caught in the crossfire, and suffers first sunshine strikes and then misery sprays, the two warring in her mind. Eventually, both sides develop the sunshine/misery equivalent of nuclear weapons, the dwarves gathering a massive amount of sunshine in a barrel and the goblin-like men gathering some of the sludge from their home pool to mix into water and pour into a tank, creating an air-sprayed misery mist. Each side fires at the same time, and UserZero is in the path of both weapons. Both weapons land directly at her feet, equal and opposing forces mutually annihilating and combining into a massive explosion of apathy energy that spontaneously all pours into UserZero, perhaps, erroneously or not, identifying her as a nexus of emotion that needs to be apathified. Either way, a massive assault on her mind follows, emotion centers shriveling under the assault of pure emotionlessness, and then the war carries over to her body due to an overabundance of apathy energy. Her immune system becomes unmotivated about fighting disease and cancer, her heart just doesn’t care about pumping blood anymore, her muscles can’t work up the vim to contract, her liver stops filtering toxins out of her bloodstream and metaphorically goes off to lie on the couch all day and watch mindless reality TV… Et cetera. Overall, a mass of deleterious effects suddenly appear and compound themselves until UserZero is crumpled on the pavement, in terrible pain, and likely having taken damage.
==Entities==
Nop.
UserZero sees a gold beetle on the ground, staring down a Ladybug as her apathy starts to overtake her.
It fills her with Determination...No.
No, that is incorrect.
She IS determined.
Determined to kill Richard and //////// /////// //// /////// //// /// //// ///// /////// ///////// //////// //// //// ////////// ////////////// /// //// // //// /////
She promptly shakes off the Apathy and kills both sides with an insane vigor!
Charges
Project M06-Internationalization (39/50) (+4 from Fseftr)
Project M07-The Phonetician (12/50)
+2 to Fseftr
Action
I pull out a hammer and smash Mozart II's piano, then swing the hammer into Mozart II himself.
Lifecannon: A powerful cannon touting a special formula even MORE potent than a standard Medigun's! With this, you can overheal to 150% instead of a standard 125%!
I appear to be doing another attack against Soul of the Core... when suddenly, a meteor that comes out of nowhere(no, literally, it warped in right next to Richard at velocities breaking the sound barrier) slams into Richard!
He then covers the Bruiserbot in duct tape, slipping several lit grenades beneath the tape.
The Mindkiller 5/10
Vortex Monolith 5/15
SCP-882 2/20
00C: Why didn't Zineous get damaged by the shields' explosions?
Also, if I don't choose entities to be shielded, the Solar Monolith will automatically shield 3 random Neutral and GS entities each turn. This turn, it will shield the Arch-Lich, Lesser Dog NE0 and Wizard of Yendor.
+4,000 HP to the Solar Monolith! the Bruiserbot takes 4,000 damage!
...I forgot about that. 15,000 damage to the Solar Monolith!
I look over to Mozart II once more, before whipping out what appears to be a wand of some eldritch construction; capped in void and wrought of primal material.
I spin the instrument about in my hands, before screwing a cuboid object with several attachments atop the wand. Wand Focus: Animation. I crouch to the ground moments later, prepared for what shall occur. I draw a small quartz bell from my inventory. Moments afterward, I poke block after block around me with the tip of my wand. Each one rises, becoming a miniature grass and dirt golem. In seconds, twenty golems all face me, staring unblinkingly, which is to be expected of those which lack eyelids.
The golems continue to gaze upon me as my plan falls into motion. I ring the bell a multitude of times, making a number of simple hand gestures in Mozart II's direction. The golems all spring into motion, lifting blocks out of the ground, one by one. I look at the surrounding area for a moment with a pensive expression, before shrugging, and pulling out a large amount of Golem Animation Powder within a warded jar. I hold the jar carefully for several seconds more, before smashing it against the ground quite suddenly. The powder sprays forth in copious amounts, coating a large number of blocks in the surrounding area. Hah.
One by one, the golems all rise from the blocks, mining out progressively more earth and stone with a seemingly burning passion. I place down a number of furnaces, add fuel to each, and watch as the golems all begin to construct excessive amounts of stone bricks.
In moments, the golems construct a veritable wall around Mozart II and his piano. I raise the wand in hand as one might with a conductor's baton, and the golems assemble, forming a large host before me. I mutter a series of occult commands to the golems, and they begin to dig trenches and set caltrops around the small brick prison.
I oversee the golems carefully, and they begin to pour lava filled with innumerable impurities into the trench. Looking around, I remove Wand Focus: Animation from the top of the wand, and replace it with Wand Focus: Warding. I promptly carve a shape into the air with the voidmetal-capped wand. The glowing gold essence of creation forms a cubic wireframe in space where the wand resided mere instants ago. I stab the wand through the cuboid frame, and it shatters instantly into shards of crystalline magic. The stone prison surrounding Mozart II and his instrument glows gold, and is coated in indestructible wards.
I nod somewhat, before noting something that is quite important for this situation. I funnel my own essence through the hole of fabrication in the spell, applying a number of reverberative curses to the wards, which pulsate with writhing green potency. I add a few more touches to the composition of the wards, and close them up. The walls instantly vanish, freeing Mozart II. Hah.
Mozart II, having played the entire time, presumably, does not lessen his task. Of course, he only notices now the oddities that have suddenly afflicted his music. The stuff has been reverberating around him, leaving the entities outside unaffected. Pangs and spontaneous waves of excruciating pain proceed to wrack the musician's body without cease.
I struggle against the will of the musician for a few moments, before piercing the wards personally. Burning red words sear themselves into the eyes of Mozart II, refusing to cease in their obstructing of vision onto death itself. You're welcome. The words themselves, however, read simply.
Audias ad mors.
Mozart ponders the message for a few moments. How might one "listen to death"? Waves of pain continue to assault the artist, blood dripping from his temples quite messily. The brick walls reappear, and everything becomes clear. The walls were merely invisible. If you had actually believed they had been annihilated, you're probably not used to my style. Hah. No matter how much Mozart II plays the piano, he cannot stop the pains. In fact, it seems as if the agony grows in potency the more he plays.
I telekinetically tear a hole from beneath the prison to bedrock, and force the thing down. With equally as simple a motion, I bury Mozart II beneath hundreds of tons of stone. That should do to fix the problem of his music, for now.
Ashwood Rod && Agonized Soul = Agonizing Rod (6/9)
Depowered Cipher's Call && Indigo Flames = Slightly Less Depowered Cipher's Call (5/9)
A gateway opens, a pitch black sphere of darkness. The city, no, the grand capital of the Alhambran empire, lies beyond those seemingly infinite depths, and yet, it's still clearly visible at the end of the tunnel.
There's a grand procession visible, traveling the tear-slick streets.
With bells ringing, crows calling, warped scythe-bearers that revolve in place, and the usual procession garb of human inhabitants in the years after the World got Unmasqued... I hope they go out of fashion soon things. Honestly, I don't even remember why I never considered moving to earth...
But this gate isn't mine, it belongs to someone else, in this case, a truly troublesome Mage, one who I came here to hunt.
I growl, a noise generally reserved for animals, as the figure who opened the gate comes into view. It's less out of anger and more out of annoyance.
I recognize them as the original reason for my involvement in the godmodder conflict, and the source of quite a few problems in my life.
And now, they're here.
The zeroModel has arrived.
MZ: That's new, the Time Mage was right.
ZM: Ah, so you planned for my arrival this time?
ZM: Do you really think you can win just because you had time to plan?
MZ: No, I think I can win because I was the one who gave you that body.
MZ: And sorry, but I'm going to have to it back now, I'm sure you already know why.
ZM: I Know, you're all the same, afraid of the truth, isn't that right, Leon Blanche?
Leon: Name dropping me won't work, I can do it too
Leon: Right, Dusk Leonine?
Leon: There's just no way for this to end while we're both involved, so it's best we get this over with now?
Dusk: Thought you'd never ask.
I breathe deeply, gathering ether from the air to form a blade of energy, which quickly meets it's counterpart in Dusk's hand.
The resulting shockwave from the clash sweeps out across the battlefield, knocking over scenery, blowing away small objects, and possibly damaging anyone/thing particularly unfortunate.
CLARIFICATION: Leon and Dusk are not entities (Unless players are entities right now?)
Entities:
None that I know of...
Inventory:
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
In 330, the Roman Empire's capital moved from Rome to Constantinople.
The original name for Constantinople was Byzantium.
"Byzantium" rhymes with "Strontium".
Strontium is the 38th element.
3 + 8 = 11.
330 / 11 = 30.
"Thirty" rhymes with "dirty."
Something is dirty when there is dirt on it.
A common type of dirt is soil.
Soil helps plants grow.
The growth of plant organs is called "organogenesis".
"Organogenesis" rhymes with "Regenesis."
Regenesis is the first song on The Binding of Issac: Afterbirth OST.
The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth OST was released on October 30th, 2015.
October is the 10th month of the year.
30 / 10 = 3.
A triangle has 3 sides.
Triangles are commonly found when referencing the Illuminati.
Therefore, Mozart II is the Illuminati confirmed. Because Mozart II's position has been compromised, the Illuminati teleports in and activates a hidden killswitch inside of Mozart II that blows him to pieces.
A Tactical Genius: 29/50 ==================================================
+2 to Twin
The crowd of bloodthirsty Orks erupted in a cheer as the duel was underway. Quite the spectacle it was. Naturally, once it had ended several fistfights erupted in the crowd over the win or loss of bets. Or just because.
"Ugh, looks like I will have to get that row of bleachers repaired now."
Bomber stepped up to the microphone once more.
"And there you have it folks! It would seem that Cinavi is our victor. Congratulations to him! The Painboy will come by to assess the damage and mend any wounds. Make sure you stop at the gift shop and pick up some merchandise! See you next time at Bomber Stadium™!"
The crowd of Orks and other patrons made their way out, some picking up gifts at the gift shop. A cleaning crew of Grots hurriedly comes out of one of the service entrances for the stadium, working on mopping up blood and repairing the bleachers. Behind them was the Painboy and his Grot assistant. He makes his way over to The Scribe, the myriad of tools on his arm rattling noisily. Bomber was also present.
"Don't worry, Scribe. I am here to ensure he doesn't do anything too... exotic. Consider it an act of goodwill." The Painboy grumbled at this comment, but Bomber paid him no mind. He stepped forward, his Grot Orderly next to him carrying the majority of his tools.
"If ya ask me, yer arm could use fixin'. Da boss asked me to just inject ya with this here," He lifted up a syringe full of green liquid, "or else. Now, lemme just stab ya with dis thing and you'll be good enuff." In a swift movement, the Painboy quickly injected the syringe into The Scribe's left arm. "Now, ya might not feel nuffin' in that arm for a few hours. Don't worry, I fink that iz wot's supposed to happen." As quickly as he arrived, the Painboy left. Probably off to continue his crudely brilliant work.
"Well then, I suppose we are done here, then. Farewell." Bomber disappeared in a puff of smoke, returning to the battlefield.
Returning to the battlefield, Bomber decided to continue attacking those troublesome mercenaries. The Aurin Esper seemed like a problem, able to disorient enemies at an alarming rate.
The Warp was difficult to access here for reasons he was now fully able to understand. He would have to make do with what little power he can call upon. A circle of blue Chaos runes appeared around him. Taking a seat in the middle, he began chanting a short hymn in a growling tongue. Reality began to alter above the Aurin Esper. There was a terrible screaming noise as a small hole in reality forced itself open. No Daemon would be able to come out of this. Instead, something else did.
An odd yellow mist poured out of the portal and around the Aurin Esper. At first, she would only be confused as it seemed to do little more than barely impair her vision. Suddenly, the yellow mist started making a horrible hissing sound. The space it occupied began to fizzle and pop violently, the air becoming toxic. It violently began to force itself into the Aurin's mouth and nose, coiling its way down her windpipe and into her lungs. The mist was no longer around her, but inside. The strange malevolent substance was corroding her from the inside out. Tissue began to burn and rot, severely damaging her respiratory tract. It was like inhaling a strange, sentient mustard gas. The Aurin couldn't call for help; only a pitiful gurgle followed by a series of hacking coughs came from her mouth.
Once it had fully eaten its way through her lungs, it began to disperse throughout her insides, slowly and painfully eating holes from within. After enough time, it began to seep out from the pores in her skin, dissipating into the air. The Warp was filled with many strange things, and this odd mist was considered more of a minor nuisance compared to the other horrors within.
The sentient Mustard gas goes in...And nothing happens, except for the now-considerably deranged Aurin to get even more kooky and switch to Mustard Yellow in color. This would be concerning enough, but then the Aurin decided to waltz straight into the Warp. Or levitate into it, rather.
...You're not sure that was wise. Or what will happen.
it takes only a second to find out, as the Aurin drops back down having grown five extra arms, an extra tail, at least 3 tentalces per limb, and a hive of Unown trailing her, each one flashing with different Pokeballs.
The rest of the PZ forces take several more steps back.
Before anything else: I've changed my mind about something I said before. It now only takes a single post saying you respawn to get back into the action. Your remaining post that turn will NOT be focused, in case you were wondering about that.
The Demon Portal plays tame and spits out a couple of Flame Imps…But I get the impression that its bigger guns are about to come out. In any case, the already-present Demons do not take kindly to the Undead Arch-Lich and promptly tear it to shreds, then do likewise with Spyper and Doppelganger for 15,000 damage! Jeez, almost already dead…Star’s Body stares down FBSN, but opts not to kill him right now-rather, he slams into PitTheAngel for 5 damage instead!
The Wizard of Yendor activates Double Trouble, summoning his Illusionary Clone! You have a half-chance of hitting the Illusionary Clone over the Wizard of Yendor himself (and vice-versa)! His remaining Entourage of an Invisible Stalker and himself (the clone doesn’t get to act this turn, if he even can) proceed to deal 20,000 damage to a Maxis’es shield! Humanibil idles. The Solar Monolith shields Crocodibli (the Arch-Lich is dead!), the Wizard of Yendor, and the Lesser Dog NEO. The Assault Team Excavation keeps protecting Sigmatw (and now Pokefan 151 by implication)! Lesser Dog NEO keeps idling, hoping to build up more pets!
Doge respawns! Crocidibli, realizing how many attacks are going after the (seriously deranged) Aurin Esper, decides to use Levitator Enforcer upon her, making any incoming damage she takes become healing and vice-versa! He then dons his trollface.
Valeera can’t act, but gains her Mana Crystal for the turn! The Goblin Auto-Barber, Undercity Valiant, and Defias Bandits assail the Aurin Esper, healing her to full HP due to her Inverted condition! The Uncreativity Monster attacks the Bruiserbot for 5,000 damage! Stone keeps wailing on the Gnarok Warrior for another 15,000 damage, and spawns another Clay Man! The Maxis regen their shields by 5,000 HP, and then murderificate the Bruiserbot for 15,000 damage! Uncle Grandpa subjects the Wrathguard to death by falling vehicle, except he only takes 30,000 damage! Zineous spawns 10 Lightning elementals; they’ll die in a hit but they’ll explode if they survive at the EoTB! The Possessed Armors vandalize Mozart II’s Piano for 12,000 damage! Skarmory loses 5,000 Overheal HP, but uses Iron Defense to basically become nigh-invincible. The Devastator’s energy conservation pays off and it manages to figure out where the Draken Stalker is due to advanced targeting systems and shred him for 20,000 damage! The Supression Turrets that were assisted this round fire for 6,000 damage in total! The other 3 reload! Spyper and Doppelganger, realizing their lives won’t be around much longer, ram into the shield of the Wizard of Yendor, destroying it and themselves! Gordon Freeman introduces his Crowbar to the Wizard of Yendor…Or rather, his Illusion, which would one-shot it, but I arbitrarily decide to buff it so it only takes 4x damage now. 44,000 damage to the Illusion!
Mibibli destroys Crocodibli’s shields, but also takes 5,000 damage! The ALVC’s sure Aim sees right through the Wizard’s Illusion and smashes the real deal for 16,000 damage! Slammer destroys the weakened Supression Turret! The Gnarok Warrior has to cut through Stone’s Clay man! The Aurin Esper(?) extends a massive Psionic hand to Uncle Grandpa! He shakes it heartily! The two minds meet in a joyous occasion of Pumpkins, Temmies, Lemonade, Psychotic Halflings, Calculators, and last but not least, mind-obliterating 5D horrors! Uncle Grandpa manages to get through it all unharmed, but he drank far too much Lemonade and, as it turns out, it was Laxitive-Spiked. The ensuring potty emergency is so severe, it deals 1 Damage to Uncle Grandpa, and he’ll be busy for next turn with that. The Aurin Esper laughs in a wholly disturbing manner, warping her own body in a different FUN way every passing second…This is concerning.
The Draken Stalker and Chua Spellslinger look at each other, back to the insane Esper, and decide to stay far away from her, and really whatever she’s looking at. The Draken Stalker thus decides to shank the Voidwalker for 20,000 damage, while the Chua Spellslinger taps the Wrathguard out! The Mechari Engineer bombs the Solar Monolith for 18,000 damage! The Siege bot opens fire on both Maxises, destroying the shield of one and dealing 10,000 damage to the other! The Bruiserbot then destroys the remaining Maxis Shield!
Richard +2s Irecreeper and Crystal, and realizes Valeera has a lot of potential and can’t die here! As such, he quickly hires MORE medics to the case! A massive squadron of Starcraft II’s Medics quickly gets on healing Valeera, followed by Overwatch’s Mercy, then Lisia from Fire Emblem Awakening (upgraded to a Sage), then the Painboy from Bomber’s arena, then the Dovahkiin with 100 in Restoration Magic and all associated perks, Then a Latios and Latias with Heal Pulse, and then a White Mage from Final fantasy Tactics, and then a Thousand Greater Golden Apples, and then finally Richard himself, touting Prometheus, his personal Australium-Made Medigun that would put the Valve Rocket Launcher to shame. Ultimately, it totals out to 50,000 HP!
UserZero +3s all PZ players, and realizes Humanibli’s value to Mibibli, and decides to immediately one-shot the poor guy’s first HP Bar. Humanibli’s lawyer hastily re-writes his contract to prevent one-shotting, but UserZero gives Mibibli Humanibli’s Clothes, bringing his item count to 2/5. He’ll respawn next turn with a clear target. She also offs both of the Defias Bandits, deals 100,000 damage to the Devastator, and manages to ignore the Duel’s effects to deal 50,000 damage to Stone!
Terrain: Pavement (really flat, but has no standard effect)
Weather: Clear (no effect)
[N] sigmatw: 20/20 HP.
[N] The_Serpent: 20/20 HP.
[N] CobaltShade: 20/20 HP.
[N] PitTheAngel: 15/20 HP.
[N] Slingshot: 20/20 HP.
[GS] nulitor: 17/20 HP.
[GS] NinjaV2403: 20/20 HP.
[GS] Crusher48: 15/20 HP.
[GS] ProofofconcepT: 15/20 HP.
[GS] TheDrivingLlama: 20/20 HP.
[GS] DarkSide Ultima: 19/20 HP.
[AZ] FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW: 5/20 HP.
[AZ] The_Topazian: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] insert_generic_username: 14/20 HP.
[AZ] Hezetor: 20/20 HP. Airborn.
[AZ] Bomber57: 12/20 HP.
[AZ] MegaMinEr69: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Cusionmantis: 15/20 HP.
[AZ] tc2142: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] ManiacMasteR: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Irecreeper: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Crystalcat: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Babysphee: 15/20 HP.
[AZ] TheLordErelye/Cinavi: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Pricey12345: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] ninjatwist321: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Nimbleguy: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Doctor Shiny: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] TwinBuilder/The Scribe: 15/20 HP.
[AZ] Jondanger23: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Talist: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] dylamb6: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] PokeFan151: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Cyanogynist: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] MegaMinEr69: 20/20 HP. Chargespam: [|||]
[AZ] Battlefury13: 18/20 HP.
[AZ] TEHISEPC: 20/20 HP.
[PZ] Fseftr/Mercury: 10/22 HP.
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 0/20 HP. Has 1 Armor.
[PZ] TT2000: 17/20 HP
[H] Demon Portal: 41,000/80,000 HP. Summons two random demons each turn. Had a Bookstore thrown into it.
[H] Star's Body: 14/15 HP. Ridiculous defense, but has a weakness based on its patterns. Current pattern: Teleport Spam with a shielded ram.
[H] Flame Imp: 25,000/25,000 HP x2; 22,000/25,000 HP x2.
[H] Voidwalker: 4,000/30,000 HP. May occasionally take attacks aimed at other Demons.
[H] Succubi: 24,000/25,000 HP x1.; 20,000/25,000 HP x1.
[N] Illusionary Clone: 78,000/122,000 HP. Mistaken for the Wizard of Yendor. Takes 16x damage.
[N] Invisible Stalkers: 14,000/14,000 HP x1. Super-evasive. Action: Attack the Maxis'es!
[N] Humanibli: 0/50,000 HPx2. Gains damaged as he's killed. Entities must not be invincible to damage him! Current Damage Multiplier: 1.2.
[N] Solar Monolith: 48,000/75,000 HP. Projects up to 3 Shields on entities. Shielded: Wizard of Yendor, Lesser Dog NEO, Crocodibli.
[N] Assault Team Excavation: 10,000/10,000 HP x5. Have more attack per number of them alive.
[N] Lesser Dog NEO: 45,000/45,000 HP. Gains more damage and HP if Petted. Pet counter: 2. )
[GS] Doge: 0/5,000 HP (does not attack unless an entity on its team is attacked first, will bodyguard for allies, respawns 1 round after death if there are still allied entities present).
[GS] Crocidibli: 71,500/95,000. Targets Mibibli nigh-exclusively until death. Won't die unless Death Conditions are met. Levitator Enforcer: [||||] )
[AZ] Valeera: 87,700/200,000 HP. Mana: 7/10. Gains +1 Mana at the START of each turn. HAND: (3) Shattered Sun Cleric, (5) Assassin's Dagger, (1) Deadly Poison, (5) Assassination. Sleuthhack: [||||] Has Dagger. uses: 2. Stunned, can't act this turn!
[AZ] Goblin Auto-Barber: 10,000/10,000 HP. Action: Attack the Aurin Esper!
[AZ] Undercity Valiant: 9,000/9,000 HP. Action: Attack the Aurin Esper!
[AZ] Uncreativity Monster: 57,500/67,500 HP. Decays by 10K HP until at max HP value. Gains HP with Uncreative attacks aimed at it.
[AZ] Stone: 125,000/215,000 HP. Summons a Clay Man every turn to defend it. Taste of the Garden: [|||] Inflicted with The Duel, must target the Gnarok Warrior! Action: The Fire Sermon on the Gnarok Warrior!
[AZ] Maxis E344: 50,000/50,000 HP x2, +2,500 HP per turn. Shields: 0/20,000 HP x2, +5,000 HP per turn.
[AZ] Uncle Grandpa: 6/10 HP. High defense. Engaging in important Business, needs a turn to do so!
[AZ] Possessed Armors: 50,000/50,000 HP x2. Action: Attack Mozart II!
[AZ] Skarmory: 85,000/80,000 HP. High Defense. Action: Iron Defense!
[AZ] The Devastator: 100,000/200,000 HP. Current Supercharge: Electric Blender. 4-0: [||||||]
[AZ] Supression Turrets: 15,000/15,000 HP x4; 12,000/15,000 x1. Can only attack once every other turn without player assistance. Reloading Next turn! Assisted turrets: 2/5.
[AZ] Gordon Freeman: 130,000/130,000 HP. CONFIRMED: [|||]
[PZ] Mibibli: 20,000/20,000 (x3). Targets Crocidibli nigh-exclusively until death. Won't die unless Death Conditions are met. The Mibible: [||||||||] Items: 1/5
[PZ] Abnormally Large Voidtouched Chicken: 95,000/200,000 HP. Has Sure Aim!
[PZ] Slammer: 115,000/115,000 HP.
[PZ] Mozart II: 172,000/250,000 HP. Can't play Music this round!
[PZ] Ganrok Warrior: 165,000/230,000 HP. Just really strong. Inflicted with the Duel, must attack Stone! Action: Attack Stone.
[PZ] Aurin Esper(?): 190,000/190,000 HP. What have you DONE?! Unown Pattern: B-A-T-H-R-O-O-M-S. Inversion: [||]
Fair enough. Is only one Alchemy allowed at any one time?
The Ground: 5/25
There is No Other Way: 7/10
Scarlet Longsword || Essence of Light + Angel Halo + Golden Flashlight of Hope = Divine Godblade Level 10 2/10
I put whack the closest [H] entity with my watch until it says sorry. If it says sorry straight away, I'll know it's lying.
Great. I was just about to shave that one turn off my respawn time anyways by abusing teleport spam (with practice I can cover hundreds of blocks in seconds), but whatever.
Leon: When was the last time you saw a human with ears like this?
Leon: Or a tail?
Dusk: Heh, then stop acting like one, or you won't last very long.
Leon: Unlike you, I can still act like a civilized being, no matter what I am.
Leon: That's why I'm working to protect The City.
Leon: You know, the one you betrayed and abandoned?
Dusk: That's a lie!
Dusk throws a giant hammer made of creepers. I counter by with throwing massive sword made of TNT-blocks. They impact each other in just on my side of the halfway point. Or rather, the Siegebot that happened to be in the way at the wrong time.
Leon: Watch the anger.
Leon: Someone might think I was actually getting to you there.
Dusk: Shut up!
Entities:
None that I know of...
Inventory:
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
WE CAN PRODUCE A MAJOR PLOT POINT IF WE BECOME THE FALLEN HUMAN
Memia decides now is a good time to progress the "plot" (or lackthereof), so Memia and Sphee search for mt.ebbot so they can progress the story
Once they arrive they will throw themselves down into the underground, and proceed through the events of undertale, and progress the story, I guess,, it was memias idea, so he may as well have control over this game, if it becomes a meme, that is.
I use the Rancho Relaxo taunt while on the roof of the nearby building, diverting attention from me. And then when the Siegebot least expects it, I quickscope him using the Face Exploder^3.
//Shard Ascendancy (DISABLED)//
CyanogenMisogynist [CM] is an Apprentice of the Shard.
///Active Abilities///
Shard Wall: CM blocks out 10% of damage taken for 1 turn. Cooldown of 4 turns.
///Passive Abilities///
Shard Flower: When CM takes a lethal hit, he reflects 25% (10% for bosses) of damage onto the enemy he is killed by. He also drops a Medkit (1/1 HP, unknown alignment) that heals whoever kills it.
Foresight: When CM's HP dips below 10%, he gains a mere 5% dodge chance.
Scholar of the Shard: 0/25,000 damage dealt
//Status Effects//
Croc-o-Style: 1 turn
//Inventory//
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
//Charges//
Weapon of Myth and Legend (Infernal Torment): 10/30
Shard Kinesis: 12/50
//Alchemies//
Twin Rifles && Energy Titan Essence = Navitas Nox (Level 10: 5/11)
The Big Chill && Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && Anduril, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10: 4/11)
The Pit: 9/20
Fort Rebuilding: 9/20
+2 to nullitor
Holy Flame || Peacetime = Fear No Anvil (Level 10: 4/11)
I am building my fortress, it stands between the frost covered hills. I look over to the pit. A faint glow radiates the walls. I stare down into it and I see the walls covered with Arcanium, a powder found deep within the earth known for it's magical properties. I take my pick and grab some and return to building my fortress...
I stare at the Chua SpellSlinger. I hop down from the construction of my fortress and sling some spells at it!
Please spell: Cow
SpellSlinger: C-O-W
Well, I guess that's correct. A-hem, I didn't actually think you knew how to spell, oh well, time for an actual attack
I take out a chair and throw it at the spell slinger. He dodges out of the way but not before I punch him off of the cliff with my forge stoker. He lands in a lake and launches a firebolt at me but I catch it with my hands (Don't ask me how). I fire it back on him setting him on fire. I then pull out a gallon of gasoline, magically take it out of it's container, and launch it into the flames. The spell slinger proceeds to explode. After the flame dies down, I encase him in ice. I then slide him along the ground at extremely high speeds, until he crashes into the side of a cliff.
Alchemies:
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool.
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I borrow CobaltShade's ornate box and set the dial to "Gabe Newell."
//Shard Ascendancy//
Apprentice of the Shard
///Active Abilities///
Shard Wall: CM blocks out 10% of damage taken for 1 turn. Cooldown of 4 turns.
///Passive Abilities///
Shard Flower: When CM takes a lethal hit, he reflects 25% (10% for bosses) of damage onto the enemy he is killed by. He also drops a Medkit (1/1 HP, unknown alignment) that heals whoever kills it.
Foresight: When CM's HP dips below 10%, he gains a mere 5% dodge chance.
Scholar of the Shard: 0/25,000 damage dealt
//Status Effects//
Croc-o-Style: 1 turn
//Inventory//
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
//Charges//
Weapon of Myth and Legend (Lord Michael's Hat): 9/30
//Alchemies//
Twin Rifles && Energy Titan Essence = Navitas Nox (Level 10: 4/11)
The Big Chill && Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && Anduril, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10: 3/11)
==Turn 2==
Salt 26/50
+2 to Twin.
Clay Disc && Grand Essence of Earth == Disc of Deepest Depths 2/?
Gold Goblet && Grand Essence of Water == Cup of Coldest Seas 2/?
==Action==
Crystal begins constructing a massive machine, humming a cheery tune all the while. When it’s finished, he turns a crank, raising a massive magnifying glass on telescoping holders to point at the sun. The sun’s rays are focused into what looks like a funnel, before going through a tube into a strange machine with a large tesla-coil-like protrusion on one end. Crystal rushes over and pulls a lever, and energy zaps into a matching tesla-coil-like protrusion on another machine. He spins a ship’s wheel on that machine, and the sun’s energy, now a liquid, flows through another tube into a retort. He pulls a string on the retort, and a stream of pure liquified sunshine flows down into an old-style glass milk bottle. Crystal caps the bottle and places the bottle, shining with pure radiance, onto a conveyor belt leading to what looks like an output, before pulling a string that, with a ‘Ding!’, moves a number from 0 to 1, indicating the total number of bottles of sunshine produced. He then hires a bunch of cheery dwarves to automate this process, leading to a record number of bottles of sunshine produced. Crystal pockets his share for later use. Unfortunately, a neighboring village of top-hat-wearing, cloak-donning, long-nosed, misery-loving little pale people hate sunshine. One shoots an arrow at the deliverydwarf, prompting retaliation in the form of a bottle of sunshine thrown at him. The sunshine hits the back of his cloak, sending the little goblinlike man running back to his village. The sunshine precipitates mass panic, leading the little man to bury it before calling for war on the happy dwarves. The little men fill sprayers with a foul gas emitted from the evil pool at their village’s center before marching toward the dwarves. A dwarf sentry sees them and sounds the alarm, putting the dwarves on a war footing as well. Bottles of sunshine are fired out of cannons, thrown from makeshift catapults, and dropped from flying bugs, while the goblin-esque little men’s gas sprayers see great use, both in healing their sunshine-struck comrades of an infectious happiness caused by the concentrated sunshine and in spraying the dwarves with misery gas. UserZero is caught in the crossfire, and suffers first sunshine strikes and then misery sprays, the two warring in her mind. Eventually, both sides develop the sunshine/misery equivalent of nuclear weapons, the dwarves gathering a massive amount of sunshine in a barrel and the goblin-like men gathering some of the sludge from their home pool to mix into water and pour into a tank, creating an air-sprayed misery mist. Each side fires at the same time, and UserZero is in the path of both weapons. Both weapons land directly at her feet, equal and opposing forces mutually annihilating and combining into a massive explosion of apathy energy that spontaneously all pours into UserZero, perhaps, erroneously or not, identifying her as a nexus of emotion that needs to be apathified. Either way, a massive assault on her mind follows, emotion centers shriveling under the assault of pure emotionlessness, and then the war carries over to her body due to an overabundance of apathy energy. Her immune system becomes unmotivated about fighting disease and cancer, her heart just doesn’t care about pumping blood anymore, her muscles can’t work up the vim to contract, her liver stops filtering toxins out of her bloodstream and metaphorically goes off to lie on the couch all day and watch mindless reality TV… Et cetera. Overall, a mass of deleterious effects suddenly appear and compound themselves until UserZero is crumpled on the pavement, in terrible pain, and likely having taken damage.
==Entities==
Nop.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Alchemies
Medigun > Fine = Lifecannon (4/4)
SCP-2223-A Figurine && Tallow Golem = Magical Anime Girl Golem (6/10)
Charges
Project M06-Internationalization (39/50) (+4 from Fseftr)
Project M07-The Phonetician (12/50)
+2 to Fseftr
Action
I pull out a hammer and smash Mozart II's piano, then swing the hammer into Mozart II himself.
15/40
3/5 Incendiary Autobow
I appear to be doing another attack against Soul of the Core... when suddenly, a meteor that comes out of nowhere(no, literally, it warped in right next to Richard at velocities breaking the sound barrier) slams into Richard!
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Post II
Y uses duct tape to patch up the Solar Monolith.
He then covers the Bruiserbot in duct tape, slipping several lit grenades beneath the tape.
The Mindkiller 5/10
Vortex Monolith 5/15
SCP-882 2/20
00C: Why didn't Zineous get damaged by the shields' explosions?
Also, if I don't choose entities to be shielded, the Solar Monolith will automatically shield 3 random Neutral and GS entities each turn. This turn, it will shield the Arch-Lich, Lesser Dog NE0 and Wizard of Yendor.
11/50 11/50
Flailblade && Absurdly Sharp Blade = Absurdly Sharp Flailbldae (4/5)
Noose --0 Dark Magic Tome = Tome Of Self-Sacrifice 4/11
I continue to attack the Esper. This time I use a mallet to try to put it into a coma.
I spin the instrument about in my hands, before screwing a cuboid object with several attachments atop the wand. Wand Focus: Animation. I crouch to the ground moments later, prepared for what shall occur. I draw a small quartz bell from my inventory. Moments afterward, I poke block after block around me with the tip of my wand. Each one rises, becoming a miniature grass and dirt golem. In seconds, twenty golems all face me, staring unblinkingly, which is to be expected of those which lack eyelids.
The golems continue to gaze upon me as my plan falls into motion. I ring the bell a multitude of times, making a number of simple hand gestures in Mozart II's direction. The golems all spring into motion, lifting blocks out of the ground, one by one. I look at the surrounding area for a moment with a pensive expression, before shrugging, and pulling out a large amount of Golem Animation Powder within a warded jar. I hold the jar carefully for several seconds more, before smashing it against the ground quite suddenly. The powder sprays forth in copious amounts, coating a large number of blocks in the surrounding area. Hah.
One by one, the golems all rise from the blocks, mining out progressively more earth and stone with a seemingly burning passion. I place down a number of furnaces, add fuel to each, and watch as the golems all begin to construct excessive amounts of stone bricks.
In moments, the golems construct a veritable wall around Mozart II and his piano. I raise the wand in hand as one might with a conductor's baton, and the golems assemble, forming a large host before me. I mutter a series of occult commands to the golems, and they begin to dig trenches and set caltrops around the small brick prison.
I oversee the golems carefully, and they begin to pour lava filled with innumerable impurities into the trench. Looking around, I remove Wand Focus: Animation from the top of the wand, and replace it with Wand Focus: Warding. I promptly carve a shape into the air with the voidmetal-capped wand. The glowing gold essence of creation forms a cubic wireframe in space where the wand resided mere instants ago. I stab the wand through the cuboid frame, and it shatters instantly into shards of crystalline magic. The stone prison surrounding Mozart II and his instrument glows gold, and is coated in indestructible wards.
I nod somewhat, before noting something that is quite important for this situation. I funnel my own essence through the hole of fabrication in the spell, applying a number of reverberative curses to the wards, which pulsate with writhing green potency. I add a few more touches to the composition of the wards, and close them up. The walls instantly vanish, freeing Mozart II. Hah.
Mozart II, having played the entire time, presumably, does not lessen his task. Of course, he only notices now the oddities that have suddenly afflicted his music. The stuff has been reverberating around him, leaving the entities outside unaffected. Pangs and spontaneous waves of excruciating pain proceed to wrack the musician's body without cease.
I struggle against the will of the musician for a few moments, before piercing the wards personally. Burning red words sear themselves into the eyes of Mozart II, refusing to cease in their obstructing of vision onto death itself. You're welcome. The words themselves, however, read simply.
Audias ad mors.
Mozart ponders the message for a few moments. How might one "listen to death"? Waves of pain continue to assault the artist, blood dripping from his temples quite messily. The brick walls reappear, and everything becomes clear. The walls were merely invisible. If you had actually believed they had been annihilated, you're probably not used to my style. Hah. No matter how much Mozart II plays the piano, he cannot stop the pains. In fact, it seems as if the agony grows in potency the more he plays.
I telekinetically tear a hole from beneath the prison to bedrock, and force the thing down. With equally as simple a motion, I bury Mozart II beneath hundreds of tons of stone. That should do to fix the problem of his music, for now.
Ashwood Rod && Agonized Soul = Agonizing Rod (6/9)
Depowered Cipher's Call && Indigo Flames = Slightly Less Depowered Cipher's Call (5/9)
(+2 to Twin)
Discord 34/50 ////////////////////////////////////////////////////.
Infinity Mechanism 27/30 //////////////////////////////.
A gateway opens, a pitch black sphere of darkness. The city, no, the grand capital of the Alhambran empire, lies beyond those seemingly infinite depths, and yet, it's still clearly visible at the end of the tunnel.
There's a grand procession visible, traveling the tear-slick streets.
With bells ringing, crows calling, warped scythe-bearers that revolve in place, and the usual procession garb of human inhabitants in the years after the World got Unmasqued... I hope they go out of fashion soon things. Honestly, I don't even remember why I never considered moving to earth...
But this gate isn't mine, it belongs to someone else, in this case, a truly troublesome Mage, one who I came here to hunt.
I growl, a noise generally reserved for animals, as the figure who opened the gate comes into view. It's less out of anger and more out of annoyance.
I recognize them as the original reason for my involvement in the godmodder conflict, and the source of quite a few problems in my life.
And now, they're here.
The zeroModel has arrived.
MZ: That's new, the Time Mage was right.
ZM: Ah, so you planned for my arrival this time?
ZM: Do you really think you can win just because you had time to plan?
MZ: No, I think I can win because I was the one who gave you that body.
MZ: And sorry, but I'm going to have to it back now, I'm sure you already know why.
ZM: I Know, you're all the same, afraid of the truth, isn't that right, Leon Blanche?
Leon: Name dropping me won't work, I can do it too
Leon: Right, Dusk Leonine?
Leon: There's just no way for this to end while we're both involved, so it's best we get this over with now?
Dusk: Thought you'd never ask.
I breathe deeply, gathering ether from the air to form a blade of energy, which quickly meets it's counterpart in Dusk's hand.
The resulting shockwave from the clash sweeps out across the battlefield, knocking over scenery, blowing away small objects, and possibly damaging anyone/thing particularly unfortunate.
CLARIFICATION: Leon and Dusk are not entities (Unless players are entities right now?)
Entities:
None that I know of...
Inventory:
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Alchemy:
No ongoing projects...
Charges:
Corridor of Darkness: 15/25
Astral Cafe: 4/15
Boosts:
+1 for Twin
+1 for Talist
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
The Future: 33/50 ===================================================== (+4 from Erelye, +2 from crystalcat)
I +2 Generic.
The Scribe decides to blow Mozart II's mind.
"Mozart" rhymes with "heart".
The heart is an organ that pumps blood in the body.
Blood is colored red because of the red blood cells inside of it.
Red blood cells are shaped like doughnuts.
Doughnuts can be found in Dunkin' Donuts.
Dunkin' Donuts' slogan is "America runs on Dunkin'."
"America" refers to the United States of America.
The United States of America officially declared independence from Britain in 1776.
1 + 7 + 7 + 6 = 21.
9 + 10 also = 21, depending on who you ask.
9 is the cube of 3.
A cube has 6 sides.
6 is the smallest positive integer which isn't a square or prime.
A square is made of 4 lines.
4 is the smallest composite number.
Composite armor is a type of armor found in tanks.
The purpose of composite armor is to defeat high explosive anti-tank missiles.
"High explosive anti-tank" can be shortened to the acronym "H.E.A.T."
Heat is caused by energy transferring between something and its surroundings.
Energy can neither be created nor destroyed.
"Energy can neither be created nor destroyed" is the 1st law of thermodynamics.
6 + 4 + 1 = 11.
21 + 11 = 33.
33 / 11 = 3.
A triangle has 3 sides.
Triangles are commonly found when referencing the Illuminati.
But there's more.
"II" is the Roman numeral for 2.
The Roman Empire officially dissolved in 1453.
1 + 4 + 5 + 3 = 13.
2 + 13 = 15.
15 is the fifth Bell number.
"Bell" rhymes with "Hell."
According to Dante's Inferno, Hell is made of 9 circles.
The area of a circle is πr2.
"π" sounds identical to "pie."
In the game Undertale, you are offered a pie made of butterscotch and cinnamon.
When run through the A1Z26 cipher, "butterscotch" becomes "2-21-20-20-5-18-19-3-15-20-3-8".
2 + 21 + 20 + 20 + 5 + 18 + 19 + 3 + 15 + 20 + 3 + 8 = 154.
"CLIV" is the Roman numeral for 154.
154 * 15 = 2,310.
2 + 3 + 1 + 0 = 7.
2,310 / 7 = 330.
In 330, the Roman Empire's capital moved from Rome to Constantinople.
The original name for Constantinople was Byzantium.
"Byzantium" rhymes with "Strontium".
Strontium is the 38th element.
3 + 8 = 11.
330 / 11 = 30.
"Thirty" rhymes with "dirty."
Something is dirty when there is dirt on it.
A common type of dirt is soil.
Soil helps plants grow.
The growth of plant organs is called "organogenesis".
"Organogenesis" rhymes with "Regenesis."
Regenesis is the first song on The Binding of Issac: Afterbirth OST.
The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth OST was released on October 30th, 2015.
October is the 10th month of the year.
30 / 10 = 3.
A triangle has 3 sides.
Triangles are commonly found when referencing the Illuminati.
Therefore, Mozart II is the Illuminati confirmed. Because Mozart II's position has been compromised, the Illuminati teleports in and activates a hidden killswitch inside of Mozart II that blows him to pieces.
A Tactical Genius: 29/50 ==================================================
+2 to Twin
The crowd of bloodthirsty Orks erupted in a cheer as the duel was underway. Quite the spectacle it was. Naturally, once it had ended several fistfights erupted in the crowd over the win or loss of bets. Or just because.
"Ugh, looks like I will have to get that row of bleachers repaired now."
Bomber stepped up to the microphone once more.
"And there you have it folks! It would seem that Cinavi is our victor. Congratulations to him! The Painboy will come by to assess the damage and mend any wounds. Make sure you stop at the gift shop and pick up some merchandise! See you next time at Bomber Stadium™!"
The crowd of Orks and other patrons made their way out, some picking up gifts at the gift shop. A cleaning crew of Grots hurriedly comes out of one of the service entrances for the stadium, working on mopping up blood and repairing the bleachers. Behind them was the Painboy and his Grot assistant. He makes his way over to The Scribe, the myriad of tools on his arm rattling noisily. Bomber was also present.
"Don't worry, Scribe. I am here to ensure he doesn't do anything too... exotic. Consider it an act of goodwill." The Painboy grumbled at this comment, but Bomber paid him no mind. He stepped forward, his Grot Orderly next to him carrying the majority of his tools.
"If ya ask me, yer arm could use fixin'. Da boss asked me to just inject ya with this here," He lifted up a syringe full of green liquid, "or else. Now, lemme just stab ya with dis thing and you'll be good enuff." In a swift movement, the Painboy quickly injected the syringe into The Scribe's left arm. "Now, ya might not feel nuffin' in that arm for a few hours. Don't worry, I fink that iz wot's supposed to happen." As quickly as he arrived, the Painboy left. Probably off to continue his crudely brilliant work.
"Well then, I suppose we are done here, then. Farewell." Bomber disappeared in a puff of smoke, returning to the battlefield.
Returning to the battlefield, Bomber decided to continue attacking those troublesome mercenaries. The Aurin Esper seemed like a problem, able to disorient enemies at an alarming rate.
The Warp was difficult to access here for reasons he was now fully able to understand. He would have to make do with what little power he can call upon. A circle of blue Chaos runes appeared around him. Taking a seat in the middle, he began chanting a short hymn in a growling tongue. Reality began to alter above the Aurin Esper. There was a terrible screaming noise as a small hole in reality forced itself open. No Daemon would be able to come out of this. Instead, something else did.
An odd yellow mist poured out of the portal and around the Aurin Esper. At first, she would only be confused as it seemed to do little more than barely impair her vision. Suddenly, the yellow mist started making a horrible hissing sound. The space it occupied began to fizzle and pop violently, the air becoming toxic. It violently began to force itself into the Aurin's mouth and nose, coiling its way down her windpipe and into her lungs. The mist was no longer around her, but inside. The strange malevolent substance was corroding her from the inside out. Tissue began to burn and rot, severely damaging her respiratory tract. It was like inhaling a strange, sentient mustard gas. The Aurin couldn't call for help; only a pitiful gurgle followed by a series of hacking coughs came from her mouth.
Once it had fully eaten its way through her lungs, it began to disperse throughout her insides, slowly and painfully eating holes from within. After enough time, it began to seep out from the pores in her skin, dissipating into the air. The Warp was filled with many strange things, and this odd mist was considered more of a minor nuisance compared to the other horrors within.
Da Shootiest Bolter && Burna = Kustom Shoota-Burna (Level 6: 5/7)
Death Pact && Spirit Absorber = Soul Repository (Level 8: 5/9)
UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX
IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
IN general, an Entity's damage is roughly a tenth of their health if they're just raw stats. To compare, it was a twentieth in DTG2.
Pet counter: 2.
Your time in the Hyper Gravitation Chamber is rendered rather inconvenient-and fatal-by suddenly having the Gravity increase thousands fold. You only take 5 damage, but you're trapped and can't attack.
Old Armistyx && Saurite Ingot = Ad Infinitum (Level 25: 1/26)
A Transforming Scythe with a Saurite ingot apparently generates the same result no matter what the Transforming Scythe is. Odd. Regardless, I think this is a specific instance, perhaps there's less extreme weapons for Saurite Ore to be infused with?
15,000 HP to Valeera! They'll do as you say.
Clay Disc && Grand Essence of Earth == Disc of Deepest Depths (Level 9: 1/10)
Gold Goblet && Grand Essence of Water == Cup of Coldest Seas (Level 9: 1/10)
As the Soul of the core is alive, you hack it for 6,000 damage! That's not the killing blow!
You somehow go back in time. Your body immediately reacts to the real you with a massive ear-shattering roar-and Uzi, takign the opportunity, one-shots you on the spot, killing you again in the future.
WELL, you're not dead NOW. That was Future!You. In any case, he is 'magically' (coughcoughthankmelater) sent back to his own timeline.
You recieve a note as you try to travel backwards in time and space, before the Delorean can hit 86 MPH:
"WARNING! REMEMBER, SCREWING WITH TIME RIGHT ABOUT NOW ISN'T A GOOD IDEA!"
And then another.
"WARNING! SIDEQUEST ENERGIES DETECTED!"
...Are you sure?
The Hatred of Formatting fades into nothignness, content with the fact that it will almost certainly come back in the future. LE SLAIN!
You kill the Soul of the Core so hard that I somehow convert the remaining overkill damage to 6,000 HP for Valeera!
The mighty beast roars it's last, but smiles all the while, very much content with dying after a lifetime of basic imprisonment. Its body cools off and dies, and Traho's sucking action deactivates, falling off of his body. It shrinks down to the size of a proper breastplate for a Minecraftian/Human Being/whatever you are, and you claim Traho!
Traho is a powerful defensive apparatus! It controls Gravity to an extreme degree, such that it can easily suck in or devastate lesser beings! It has two functions, though both come from its charge pool: Either it can be activated to guard attacks against up to 5 entities of choice at once AND gain 10 Armor points (meaning, 40,000 points of damage reduction; a super-powerful attack will have to penetrate the block to get through), OR you can fling an Entity into the upper stratosphere for massive damage! Either way, it takes 4 turns to recharge its functions.
As you (an AZ) killed the Soul of the Core, Uzi is suddenly slammed by the power of a Boss-Death, causing her to take 2 damage and be knocked back 30 blocks! -30 distance to Yggdrasil!
As you charged those for 3 turns, the Better Alchemiter fails as that's FAR too weak, while Spyper and Doppelganger will be summoned jointly. The Lightclone is instantly converted by Uzi!
The impalement kills him! However, you stupidly kill yourself in activating the glitch as well, as that requires a puppet, hence the only way to do so is to stand RIGHT behind him, still in his hitboxes!
The Captain: Welp.
The Captain: Ugh...
The Captain: You know what, this isn't working.
The Captain: Err, I'll just send for some backup for y'all...Maybe get the old crew back together.
The Captain: Crusher, my descendant!
The Captain: Stay strong, and work together!
The Captain: Something is SERIOUSLY wrong here, and considering my occupation, when I say that, it means something on a whole different level!
The Captain: A classified level at that!
Let's be clear: It takes a Round to respawn to, a, actually respawn, and then B, rush back from spawn to the Battlefield. I'm considering changing how long that takes, mind.
UserZero forcefully stops you! Transforming an entity into Yggdrasil would obliterate most of the battlefield! you take 3 damage!
You stab yourself with the Gembalde, as you are something! 2 damgae to yourself!
6,000 damage to Zineous!
It will do as you say!
It's gonna take more than 10 charges for that, mate! I'll allow you to not expend the charge, but you're going to straight-up need 50 to implement that kind of stuff!
You heal The Scribe for 3 HP!
Ho hum.
It will do as you say!
+25,000 HP to Skarmory! Sitrus Powder consumed!
3,300 damage to Valeera!
The Autobow fires pretty close to the maximum bow range, actually. And the entire Soul of the Core is dead, as well!
Uzi smells it coming a mile away, and uses a spell of redirection to redirect it right on top of your head! She then activates console commands to glue it to your head!
5 Damage to Mercury! I still found a few 'shes' in there.
Factory && Advanced Machine Block && Computer = Alchemiter (Level 0:1/1)
Alchemiter: A vanilla version of the Alchemiter. Sadly, given the presence of the upgraded one, this is pretty much useless to you.
3,000 damage to the Bruiserbot! Your entities will do as you say!
You are far too late to stop that! In any case, even if he did die for real right then (and he didn't), there's no time paradox, I can ASSURE you of it.
The Police you summon have been given a notice from the CSI about any individuals named Mercury, and quickly arrest YOU instead. And by 'arrest,' I mean 'shove you full of bullets as they considered your arrest impossible.' You take 5 damage!
You reload a turret, giving it the ability to fire THIS turn, as they all otherwise reload automatically! This technically counts for the assist!
Demonic Matrix = A Matrix with the powers of the Nether and the End, powers it can infuse upon anything created up on it.
Demonic Matrix || Tome of Knowledge Unwritten = Infinatrix (Level 15: 1/16)
Nope.
2,000 damage to the Demon Portal!
the Captain is a Player, but he's dead anyways, so basically everything here kind of fails.
Thanks for reminding me.
2 damage to Mercury!
The Soul of the Core is dead!
You are in a dimly-lit room. The whispers are everywhere, and it's somewhat overgrown with some odd kind of root...It looks like Yggdrasil's roots stretch on for a VERY long way.
He'll be put in the lineup NOW. Also, Engie got the kill.
Skarmory gains +5,000 Overheal! (Overheal's capped at 125% of their max HP, usually.)
There's only one, but nevertheless, 2,000 damage to the Bruiserbot!
You yield, probably saving your life.
Uncle Grampa will 'do' as you say.
Kathy teh penguin of d00m && Duck of Doom && A Copy of Doom (the videogame) && A Scroll of Doom (the spell) = THE DOOMIEST DOOMY DOOMS OF ABSOLUTE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM (abridged) (Level 6: 1/7)
SUSPENSE.
1 damage to yourself, 10 HP to the Scribe!
The Aurin Esper grabs its head in agony as it starts screaming gibberish! It's body spazzes out madly, warping into various different forms as the voices assail it! However, without warning, it suddenly ceases and the Aurin Esper, eyes' flashing wildly with a mixture of different Pokeballs, does some kind of mad giggle as it erratically descends.
Well you did SOMETHING. Perhaps not something GOOD. The other PZs take a step away from the crazy, even the Gnarok Warrior.
9,000 damage to the Chua Spellslinger!
...You did notice the bit about me saying I wasn't going to let you recreate the Hat, right? That's illegal, mate, you can't just copy stuff that blatantly.
You set the dial to Gabe Newell. Gordon Freeman winds up summoned by this action, and he wields half-life 3 taped to a Crowbar! Gordon Freeman summoned!
UserZero sees a gold beetle on the ground, staring down a Ladybug as her apathy starts to overtake her.
It fills her with Determination...No.
No, that is incorrect.
She IS determined.
Determined to kill Richard and //////// /////// //// /////// //// /// //// ///// /////// ///////// //////// //// //// ////////// ////////////// /// //// // //// /////
She promptly shakes off the Apathy and kills both sides with an insane vigor!
Lifecannon: A powerful cannon touting a special formula even MORE potent than a standard Medigun's! With this, you can overheal to 150% instead of a standard 125%!
4,000 damage to Mozart II!
2 damage to Richard!
+4,000 HP to the Solar Monolith! the Bruiserbot takes 4,000 damage!
...I forgot about that. 15,000 damage to the Solar Monolith!
The Aurin Esper turns your Mallet into a Sudowoodo, who propmtly clubs you for 5 damage for wielding it like a mallet.
5,000 damage to Mozart II! This round's musical piece will be disabled! (If he does a brief pause, then it will carry over until he plays a tune).
5,000 damage to the Solar Monolith!
30,000 damage to Mozart II!
+4 HP to The Scribe!
The sentient Mustard gas goes in...And nothing happens, except for the now-considerably deranged Aurin to get even more kooky and switch to Mustard Yellow in color. This would be concerning enough, but then the Aurin decided to waltz straight into the Warp. Or levitate into it, rather.
...You're not sure that was wise. Or what will happen.
it takes only a second to find out, as the Aurin drops back down having grown five extra arms, an extra tail, at least 3 tentalces per limb, and a hive of Unown trailing her, each one flashing with different Pokeballs.
The rest of the PZ forces take several more steps back.
The Demon Portal plays tame and spits out a couple of Flame Imps…But I get the impression that its bigger guns are about to come out. In any case, the already-present Demons do not take kindly to the Undead Arch-Lich and promptly tear it to shreds, then do likewise with Spyper and Doppelganger for 15,000 damage! Jeez, almost already dead…Star’s Body stares down FBSN, but opts not to kill him right now-rather, he slams into PitTheAngel for 5 damage instead!
The Wizard of Yendor activates Double Trouble, summoning his Illusionary Clone! You have a half-chance of hitting the Illusionary Clone over the Wizard of Yendor himself (and vice-versa)! His remaining Entourage of an Invisible Stalker and himself (the clone doesn’t get to act this turn, if he even can) proceed to deal 20,000 damage to a Maxis’es shield! Humanibil idles. The Solar Monolith shields Crocodibli (the Arch-Lich is dead!), the Wizard of Yendor, and the Lesser Dog NEO. The Assault Team Excavation keeps protecting Sigmatw (and now Pokefan 151 by implication)! Lesser Dog NEO keeps idling, hoping to build up more pets!
Doge respawns! Crocidibli, realizing how many attacks are going after the (seriously deranged) Aurin Esper, decides to use Levitator Enforcer upon her, making any incoming damage she takes become healing and vice-versa! He then dons his trollface.
Valeera can’t act, but gains her Mana Crystal for the turn! The Goblin Auto-Barber, Undercity Valiant, and Defias Bandits assail the Aurin Esper, healing her to full HP due to her Inverted condition! The Uncreativity Monster attacks the Bruiserbot for 5,000 damage! Stone keeps wailing on the Gnarok Warrior for another 15,000 damage, and spawns another Clay Man! The Maxis regen their shields by 5,000 HP, and then murderificate the Bruiserbot for 15,000 damage! Uncle Grandpa subjects the Wrathguard to death by falling vehicle, except he only takes 30,000 damage! Zineous spawns 10 Lightning elementals; they’ll die in a hit but they’ll explode if they survive at the EoTB! The Possessed Armors vandalize Mozart II’s Piano for 12,000 damage! Skarmory loses 5,000 Overheal HP, but uses Iron Defense to basically become nigh-invincible. The Devastator’s energy conservation pays off and it manages to figure out where the Draken Stalker is due to advanced targeting systems and shred him for 20,000 damage! The Supression Turrets that were assisted this round fire for 6,000 damage in total! The other 3 reload! Spyper and Doppelganger, realizing their lives won’t be around much longer, ram into the shield of the Wizard of Yendor, destroying it and themselves! Gordon Freeman introduces his Crowbar to the Wizard of Yendor…Or rather, his Illusion, which would one-shot it, but I arbitrarily decide to buff it so it only takes 4x damage now. 44,000 damage to the Illusion!
Mibibli destroys Crocodibli’s shields, but also takes 5,000 damage! The ALVC’s sure Aim sees right through the Wizard’s Illusion and smashes the real deal for 16,000 damage! Slammer destroys the weakened Supression Turret! The Gnarok Warrior has to cut through Stone’s Clay man! The Aurin Esper(?) extends a massive Psionic hand to Uncle Grandpa! He shakes it heartily! The two minds meet in a joyous occasion of Pumpkins, Temmies, Lemonade, Psychotic Halflings, Calculators, and last but not least, mind-obliterating 5D horrors! Uncle Grandpa manages to get through it all unharmed, but he drank far too much Lemonade and, as it turns out, it was Laxitive-Spiked. The ensuring potty emergency is so severe, it deals 1 Damage to Uncle Grandpa, and he’ll be busy for next turn with that. The Aurin Esper laughs in a wholly disturbing manner, warping her own body in a different FUN way every passing second…This is concerning.
The Draken Stalker and Chua Spellslinger look at each other, back to the insane Esper, and decide to stay far away from her, and really whatever she’s looking at. The Draken Stalker thus decides to shank the Voidwalker for 20,000 damage, while the Chua Spellslinger taps the Wrathguard out! The Mechari Engineer bombs the Solar Monolith for 18,000 damage! The Siege bot opens fire on both Maxises, destroying the shield of one and dealing 10,000 damage to the other! The Bruiserbot then destroys the remaining Maxis Shield!
Richard +2s Irecreeper and Crystal, and realizes Valeera has a lot of potential and can’t die here! As such, he quickly hires MORE medics to the case! A massive squadron of Starcraft II’s Medics quickly gets on healing Valeera, followed by Overwatch’s Mercy, then Lisia from Fire Emblem Awakening (upgraded to a Sage), then the Painboy from Bomber’s arena, then the Dovahkiin with 100 in Restoration Magic and all associated perks, Then a Latios and Latias with Heal Pulse, and then a White Mage from Final fantasy Tactics, and then a Thousand Greater Golden Apples, and then finally Richard himself, touting Prometheus, his personal Australium-Made Medigun that would put the Valve Rocket Launcher to shame. Ultimately, it totals out to 50,000 HP!
UserZero +3s all PZ players, and realizes Humanibli’s value to Mibibli, and decides to immediately one-shot the poor guy’s first HP Bar. Humanibli’s lawyer hastily re-writes his contract to prevent one-shotting, but UserZero gives Mibibli Humanibli’s Clothes, bringing his item count to 2/5. He’ll respawn next turn with a clear target. She also offs both of the Defias Bandits, deals 100,000 damage to the Devastator, and manages to ignore the Duel’s effects to deal 50,000 damage to Stone!
Terrain: Pavement (really flat, but has no standard effect)
Weather: Clear (no effect)
[N] sigmatw: 20/20 HP.
[N] The_Serpent: 20/20 HP.
[N] CobaltShade: 20/20 HP.
[N] PitTheAngel: 15/20 HP.
[N] Slingshot: 20/20 HP.
[GS] nulitor: 17/20 HP.
[GS] NinjaV2403: 20/20 HP.
[GS] Crusher48: 15/20 HP.
[GS] ProofofconcepT: 15/20 HP.
[GS] TheDrivingLlama: 20/20 HP.
[GS] DarkSide Ultima: 19/20 HP.
[AZ] FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW: 5/20 HP.
[AZ] The_Topazian: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] insert_generic_username: 14/20 HP.
[AZ] Hezetor: 20/20 HP. Airborn.
[AZ] Bomber57: 12/20 HP.
[AZ] MegaMinEr69: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Cusionmantis: 15/20 HP.
[AZ] tc2142: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] ManiacMasteR: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Irecreeper: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Crystalcat: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Babysphee: 15/20 HP.
[AZ] TheLordErelye/Cinavi: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Pricey12345: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] ninjatwist321: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Nimbleguy: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Doctor Shiny: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] TwinBuilder/The Scribe: 15/20 HP.
[AZ] Jondanger23: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Talist: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] dylamb6: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] PokeFan151: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Cyanogynist: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] MegaMinEr69: 20/20 HP. Chargespam: [|||]
[AZ] Battlefury13: 18/20 HP.
[AZ] TEHISEPC: 20/20 HP.
[PZ] Fseftr/Mercury: 10/22 HP.
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 0/20 HP. Has 1 Armor.
[PZ] TT2000: 17/20 HP
[N] Wizard of Yendor: 107,000/122,000 HP. Summon Nasties: [|||] Aggrivate Monsters: [|||] Double-Trouble: [|||||]
[N] Illusionary Clone: 78,000/122,000 HP. Mistaken for the Wizard of Yendor. Takes 16x damage.
[N] Invisible Stalkers: 14,000/14,000 HP x1. Super-evasive. Action: Attack the Maxis'es!
[N] Humanibli: 0/50,000 HPx2. Gains damaged as he's killed. Entities must not be invincible to damage him! Current Damage Multiplier: 1.2.
[N] Solar Monolith: 48,000/75,000 HP. Projects up to 3 Shields on entities. Shielded: Wizard of Yendor, Lesser Dog NEO, Crocodibli.
[N] Assault Team Excavation: 10,000/10,000 HP x5. Have more attack per number of them alive.
[N] Lesser Dog NEO: 45,000/45,000 HP. Gains more damage and HP if Petted. Pet counter: 2. )
[GS] Doge: 0/5,000 HP (does not attack unless an entity on its team is attacked first, will bodyguard for allies, respawns 1 round after death if there are still allied entities present).
[GS] Crocidibli: 71,500/95,000. Targets Mibibli nigh-exclusively until death. Won't die unless Death Conditions are met. Levitator Enforcer: [||||] )
[AZ] Valeera: 87,700/200,000 HP. Mana: 7/10. Gains +1 Mana at the START of each turn. HAND: (3) Shattered Sun Cleric, (5) Assassin's Dagger, (1) Deadly Poison, (5) Assassination. Sleuthhack: [||||] Has Dagger. uses: 2. Stunned, can't act this turn!
[AZ] Goblin Auto-Barber: 10,000/10,000 HP. Action: Attack the Aurin Esper!
[AZ] Undercity Valiant: 9,000/9,000 HP. Action: Attack the Aurin Esper!
[AZ] Uncreativity Monster: 57,500/67,500 HP. Decays by 10K HP until at max HP value. Gains HP with Uncreative attacks aimed at it.
[AZ] Stone: 125,000/215,000 HP. Summons a Clay Man every turn to defend it. Taste of the Garden: [|||] Inflicted with The Duel, must target the Gnarok Warrior! Action: The Fire Sermon on the Gnarok Warrior!
[AZ] Maxis E344: 50,000/50,000 HP x2, +2,500 HP per turn. Shields: 0/20,000 HP x2, +5,000 HP per turn.
[AZ] Uncle Grandpa: 6/10 HP. High defense. Engaging in important Business, needs a turn to do so!
[AZ] Zineous: 191,000/210,000 HP. Lightning Elementals: 1/1 x10. Explodes next turn!
[AZ] Possessed Armors: 50,000/50,000 HP x2. Action: Attack Mozart II!
[AZ] Skarmory: 85,000/80,000 HP. High Defense. Action: Iron Defense!
[AZ] The Devastator: 100,000/200,000 HP. Current Supercharge: Electric Blender. 4-0: [||||||]
[AZ] Supression Turrets: 15,000/15,000 HP x4; 12,000/15,000 x1. Can only attack once every other turn without player assistance. Reloading Next turn! Assisted turrets: 2/5.
[AZ] Gordon Freeman: 130,000/130,000 HP. CONFIRMED: [|||]
[PZ] Mibibli: 20,000/20,000 (x3). Targets Crocidibli nigh-exclusively until death. Won't die unless Death Conditions are met. The Mibible: [||||||||] Items: 1/5
[PZ] Abnormally Large Voidtouched Chicken: 95,000/200,000 HP. Has Sure Aim!
[PZ] Slammer: 115,000/115,000 HP.
[PZ] Mozart II: 172,000/250,000 HP. Can't play Music this round!
[PZ] Ganrok Warrior: 165,000/230,000 HP. Just really strong. Inflicted with the Duel, must attack Stone! Action: Attack Stone.
[PZ] Aurin Esper(?): 190,000/190,000 HP. What have you DONE?! Unown Pattern: B-A-T-H-R-O-O-M-S. Inversion: [||]
[PZ] Draken Stalker: 208,000/210,000 HP. Extremely Evasive.
[PZ] Chua Spellslinger: 179,000/190,000 HP. Evasive. Can teleport out of danger.
[PZ] Mechari Engineer: 210,000/230,000 HP. Summons Bots to help.
[PZ] Siegebot: 30,000/30,000 HP. Does AoE damage.
[PZ] Bruiserbot: 21,000/50,000 HP. Bodyguarding the Mechari Engineer!
[AZ-γ] Godmodder477: 38/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 136/150 HP.
Distance to Yggdrasil: 4450.
The Armory (in the spoilers)
[||||] The Power Cleaner: READY. Owner: Bomber57 [AZ]
[|||||] The Zeroth Ball: RECHARGING. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[||||] Traho: READY. Owner: The_Topazian [AZ]
/null, didn't realize there was an update in progress
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Worth.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Fair enough. Is only one Alchemy allowed at any one time?
The Ground: 5/25
There is No Other Way: 7/10
Scarlet Longsword || Essence of Light + Angel Halo + Golden Flashlight of Hope = Divine Godblade Level 10 2/10
I put whack the closest [H] entity with my watch until it says sorry. If it says sorry straight away, I'll know it's lying.
+ 2 to crystal
Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?
Just a heads up, MegaMinEr69 is listed twice on the player lineup.
/null
Please check out my PvP map based around explosions and fire, FireFight!
Sometimes, I wonder why they call mapmakers mapmakers and not cartographers.
Dragons n' Stuff
Please click!
Great. I was just about to shave that one turn off my respawn time anyways by abusing teleport spam (with practice I can cover hundreds of blocks in seconds), but whatever.
/null
New Alchemy Project:
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1] && Dragon Scales = Dragon Hunter Cosplay? [Level ?] 1/??
Dusk: You needed a two-hander to block that?
Dusk: You sure you're not just a human?
Leon: When was the last time you saw a human with ears like this?
Leon: Or a tail?
Dusk: Heh, then stop acting like one, or you won't last very long.
Leon: Unlike you, I can still act like a civilized being, no matter what I am.
Leon: That's why I'm working to protect The City.
Leon: You know, the one you betrayed and abandoned?
Dusk: That's a lie!
Dusk throws a giant hammer made of creepers. I counter by with throwing massive sword made of TNT-blocks. They impact each other in just on my side of the halfway point. Or rather, the Siegebot that happened to be in the way at the wrong time.
Leon: Watch the anger.
Leon: Someone might think I was actually getting to you there.
Dusk: Shut up!
Entities:
None that I know of...
Inventory:
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Charges:
Corridor of Darkness: 16/25
Astral Cafe: 5/15
Boosts:
+1 for Twin
+1 for Talist
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
SPHEE, I HAVE COME UP WITH AN IDEA
What is being of it
WE CAN PRODUCE A MAJOR PLOT POINT IF WE BECOME THE FALLEN HUMAN
Memia decides now is a good time to progress the "plot" (or lackthereof), so Memia and Sphee search for mt.ebbot so they can progress the story
Once they arrive they will throw themselves down into the underground, and proceed through the events of undertale, and progress the story, I guess,, it was memias idea, so he may as well have control over this game, if it becomes a meme, that is.
ALL CHARGES ON HOLD
I use the Rancho Relaxo taunt while on the roof of the nearby building, diverting attention from me. And then when the Siegebot least expects it, I quickscope him using the Face Exploder^3.
//Shard Ascendancy (DISABLED)//
CyanogenMisogynist [CM] is an Apprentice of the Shard.
///Active Abilities///
Shard Wall: CM blocks out 10% of damage taken for 1 turn. Cooldown of 4 turns.
///Passive Abilities///
Shard Flower: When CM takes a lethal hit, he reflects 25% (10% for bosses) of damage onto the enemy he is killed by. He also drops a Medkit (1/1 HP, unknown alignment) that heals whoever kills it.
Foresight: When CM's HP dips below 10%, he gains a mere 5% dodge chance.
Scholar of the Shard: 0/25,000 damage dealt
//Status Effects//
Croc-o-Style: 1 turn
//Inventory//
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
//Charges//
Weapon of Myth and Legend (Infernal Torment): 10/30
Shard Kinesis: 12/50
//Alchemies//
Twin Rifles && Energy Titan Essence = Navitas Nox (Level 10: 5/11)
The Big Chill && Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && Anduril, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10: 4/11)