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I Prep my Magic orbs. 1/20

I start making the Lava moblie 1/30

A message to everyone that is not allied with UserZero:

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The factory will continue the production of Maxis.
All the Maxis will attack Hoopz Barkley.

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Charges
Concordant Killer 5/25

Rugname 17/50
Flying Throne > fine = Throne of the Skies (Level 5) 2/6 (Or should I just subtract the difference from the original alchemy?)
I can hold another alchemy right?
Module || Nuclear reactor = ??? 1/? if this is not possible
Module || (neutrino && metallic box && laser beam generator) = Module of quantum manipulation (neutrinos) 1/?
if this is not possible
Module || stasis field = Module of stasis manipulation 1/?

Walker: level 1, 451000 damage

Best Pun Ever: 22/50

Dance Dance Revolution Haven't You Got Slams In Your Jam: 12/25 (+2 from Fseftr)

+2 to Fseftr

Walker decides to switch what one of his charges will end up being used for, does that really quickly, then moves to stand in front of Valeria. That thing where the opponent becomes terrified at his approach triggers, causing Valeria to have nothing to do but cower and shiver as Walker draws closer and closer... then he stops, wipes his sword, and... stabs the ground?

...

Cue a MASSIVE blade from a statue standing far away from the battlefield descending out of the sky, impaling Valeria from the top of the head straight through into the ground. The blade even has teeth on it, which suddenly activate, causing the sword to simultaneously rip and tear at Valeria's internal organs and skeletal structure while continuing to dig deeper and deeper into the ground. Walker watches, and deciding that it isn't enough, balls his hand into a fist and gouges out Valeria's eyes with his knuckles, before tearing the tendons in her right arm apart merely by grabbing her wrist and yanking hard. He then looks up, and backs away from Valeria, as the hilt draws nearer and nearer to her... once the massive sword can dig no deeper, it promptly sucks up Valeria into the core of the hilt, unintentionally dragging her through a network of gears that crush her body into dust and fragments, spewing her remains out of the top of the hilt in a shower of blood and gore, then exploding, scattering said blood and gore across the battlefield. Walker shrugs, then turns and heads back to the PZ side of the battlefield, ignoring whatever looks he gets of what the hell, man? in a manner that suggests he just doesn't give a damn.

30/50 Binary Slime

19/30 Badge 4 engie x2

+2 engie

Airstrike Beacon AND TM25 2/?

Blow Gun AND TM13 from Gen 2 2/?

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Mercury aligns himself with the moon in the Zerocraft or whatever sky, and this somehow causes many coincidences to happen at once, because of planetary alignment, even though Mercury isn't actually a planet and neither is the moon. The Goblin auto-barber suddenly finds himself falling into a pit of hot tar and feathers, and then a tidal waves hits him, and only him.

The Pit: 2/20

Fort Rebuilding: 2/20

Alchemies:

I Prep my Magic orbs. 5/20

I start making the Lava moblie 5/30

Welp, this was unfortunate. The day was busier than I thought and I didn't have time to update. CURSES!

I'll try to update tomorrow. Probably super-early as well.

6/50 Operation "Artifact is Go"

7/10 Assault Team Omega

Inventory:

Data Crystal (Level 1)

Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)

Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)

Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)

I decide to create a Mechanic known as.

Charge Funding

Low on a charge? Want to have it charged with help from the community?

Well Look no further, at the cost of 1 charge point you can put your charge up for the public to contribute and help build it.

What are you waiting for come on now and crowd fund your charge now!

Term of Use: For every 5 charge put into crowd funded charge, a 1 charge fee is extracted from the crowdfunded charge.

Example

Charge Fund Me:

User 1 (Giant Mech) 1/50

User 2 contributes their 2 charge assists to User 1 Charge fund.

User 1 (Giant Mech) 3/50 +2 from User 2!

Very Simple!

Lets start it out!

Charge Fund Me:

Sigmatw: (Artifact "No 1" ) 0/100 (All charge fees go here as a charge assist)

Welp i think I will going to miss my Halloween Summon due to many No Updates Also LONGEST UPDATE HIATUS EVAH

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I find your lack of update disturbing... Then again, you have to go through with college and this at the same time. It's like trying to headshot two Scouts at the same time with the Machina! I don't blame you for the lack of updates. I don't have much to go through. My conditions's like trying to collateral a Soldier and a Pyro that's shooting Detonator flares at you, who are both strafing, but the Soldier doesn't notice you.

It's midterms for him, I think. If he runs off the semester system at least.

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Dear god,

please give tazz update time

or just free time in general

- me

There are about the same number of posts with Attacks as posts without attacks (including null posts).

Also,

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16/25 | Headslide

5/50 | Mouth Wide Open

The End Sale && Machina && Redstone = The Hard Bargain (Level 5: 6/6)

((I guess i'll make more (bad) jokes. I heard that helps.))

Seneca throws King Bob-Omb down a mountain. Once he jumps up the mountain again out of habit, he gets sniped with the Hard Bargain.

SeNeCa14: So i heard you liked getting thrown around. Don't look at me like that King Robert! It's all in good murderous fun.

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+2 to Proof

==Turn 2==

Salt 10/50 (+2 from Bomber)
+2 to Erelye.
==Action==

Crystal points his hand at Barkley, firing off a massive bolt of lightning. He then encases Barkley in a block of ice, before dropping the ice into lava. The ice melts and leaves Barkley in a massive pit of lava and boiling water, searing him to the bone.

==Entities==
Storm will use Aeolian Scream, targeting Hoopz and Balthios. If one is dead, Storm will instead target the non-dead one with Storm-Threnody. Stone will use The Fire Sermon on Barkley.

Lesser Dog NEO: 5/10.

Narration: 9/50.

Tesla Scepter: 3/whatever

+2 to Fseftr

AA uses the Redstone Magic Scepter to heal the Soul of the Core's wounds. The Soul uses Wildfire on the Stone, Neo Ultima, and Valeera, Gravity Falls on the Storm, and Terminus on the Uncreativity Monster (if all three cannot be used this turn, push back to next turn).

Hiatus = loads and loads of null posts?

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Yep, people just wondering what to talk about when Tazz isn't updating.

To cut down on the number of Null Posts, I'm going to try to plug this forum:

The DTG Forge Thread!

This is where conversations should go. That way, Tazz doesn't need to go through all the null posts.

Conversations range from important gameplay information to MSTs of random terrible fanfics. It's DTG's off topic thread.

And Tazz, you appear to be missing my first attack in there. It's post 1300, between Nimbleguy and TSFHISEPIC.

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Memia is here novv

K guys I gotta plan

I have some blueprints for a portal that vvill summon us a butt-load of povverful (albeit edgy, teenage [and thus rebellious], and likely to kill us {or some of us idk} but hey they might attack userzer0 before us so let's just hope for the best) entities!

Now I must vvarn you, It might be a gamble. As these things are degenerate teenage hooligans who are OOZING eDgE

And i'm allergic to that stuff (kinda)

They might change sides at random

because they have a "complex character"

And by that I mean "confusing as Primate character"

Ha...

I'm just gonna

do the thing

Portal to the mary sue realm: 1/30

3 days without updates in a row? It's already 9 pm EST

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