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the update happened!...Yeah. I think I chose a good time to ban pre-EoTB post completion, as to put it one way, the majority of entities are now dead. It's not as bad as it looks-you're making great progress on beating Barkley, but Barkley is making progress on beating you.
Don't forget, +1 for one of your charges this turn! Also, please note that any post prior to this one is nulled.
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Well then....
Zombenstein: 17/50 (+1 Tazz)
Boney: 16/50 (+1 Tazz)
The L()rd eats every basketball ever made and throws them up on Charles. Maniac then adds a hint of cyanide to the vomit to make it all the more painful.
A man in the very far future is asleep, resting for a big day tomorrow.... Actually, I'll save this for later.
Once more, waiting for the winner before charge 2.
Well, now that the sides are on, looks like it's time to complete the bunch.
...I feel a tingling. But why?
Humanibli [N]: 30,000/30,000 (technically x3)
Wait. I just realized (maybe because I made this).
Attacks:
Deals 5,000 Damage Normally (5 if hit on player).
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Abilities:
DON'T DO IT EVERYONE'S GONNA HATE ME
Lair Advantage: Excerpt from "Humanibli's Lairs Terms and Services": By entering Humanibli's lair and choosing to fight Humanibli, you agree to revoke any invincibility or near-invincibility to make sure the fights are as fair as possible. [BLOOP]ing lawyers.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- wait, what am I worrying for? I still have Shopkeeper Immunity! Nobody can touch me!
Just Plain Rage: 1.2x Damage Boost if Humanibli's been killed once before; 1.4x if he's been killed twice before.
Well. Now you've got that to worry about, complete with Mibibli and Zero getting the most benefit if you kill it. So...good luck?
honestly, I don't know what's worse: the fact I went through with this or the fact my next planned entity will, somehow, be even more trollish. I guess this will make everyone want to be on my side, so that's a plus, I guess. Lots of charge.
I put on the stone mask making me effectively invisible. Sneaking up behind Balthios I put on the bomb mask and put up my shield. I explode. I quickly change into zora form and punch him a lot before frying him with my electric barrier.
Lens of Truth && Spoon Bender (Binding of Isaac) 1/??
"What was that you said, Uzi? when you have a 100% winrate, that's NOT n00bishness, that's not suicidal overconfidnece, that's FACT.
Well, one of us is going to end our streak. Though I've had help when my enemies also had it, I've never lost a straight up duel with no powers (I include the Veil in powers). I've dealt with those who've received Diaboli Ex Machina to help them beat me. They still lose. In short, this isn't going to be easy for either of us, so I'd appreciate you start taking us seriously.
Oh well. Situation Normal: ******* up beyond all recognition."
Also, Richard may be a bit of an idiot, way too scared of a certain musical instrument, and may be a massive troll, but at least he can spell correctly! I'm almost certain Tazz doesn't have the red lines under the words that are misspelled.
Also, one of my 6 super attacks that lead to massive downsides did something counter to my intentions. So far, I’ve dealt 44,000 damage, healed 10,000 damage, and healed the enemy for 20,000. That's not very good. I healed Barkley for 1/20th of his HP, and have only dealt 3/200ths of his HP.
Well, I no longer feel bad about how my final two attacks are going to play out.
Lastly, I submit that Barkley cannot harm the "World's most Beautiful Woman with his AoE." Therefore, your misnaming SHOULD lead to Barkley getting mobbed. But that's a misnaming, we all know that. Still, what do you mean, Making Great Progress? He has 13/16ths of his HP remaining! He's got approximately 6 turns left!
Well, while we just had a field wipe, it's better than an All-player wipe, so I doubt you'll get too much hate for that.
Also, where did Cyberdwarf go? You never mentioned his death, and he's not listed in the EoTB. Oh, wait, I just saw the one line of text that mentioned Calzerb killed him.
Attack 4: The Video Game Diner
I order everything on this menu for Charles Barkley to eat. Unfortunately, this version of the Video Game Diner runs on real world logic, and gives him massive food poisoning, instead of its normal in game effect.
I take a number of players to the Video Game Diner where everything tastes delicious, as well. I'm a good caterer, what can I say! (Note: These are players, not entities, this isn't going to heal. I'm just being nice)
Appetizers:
Toad in the ____ (Banjo-Tooie)
Grilled Fuzzy (Touch Fuzzy, get Dizzy!/Yoshi’s Island)
Salad of Evil with Rage Dressing (Partners in Time)
Bad Movie Tie-in Soup (So many things, but E.T. was the first)
Turkey Leg embedded in Dracula’s Castle Wall (Castlevania)
Sandvich, with optional Mustard of your Doom (TF2+Superstar Saga)
Fried Goldeen (Really?)
Military Rations, with physics defying battery-restoring mushrooms (MGS)
Laser-Baked Chicken (Duck Game)
Millenia-old Burger and Fries (Pikmin)
Portal to the Meat Dimension (Persona 4)
Yeto’s Soup, Eat it all for a free meal! (Twilight Princess)
Dessert:
The Cake, made to Blue Personality Core recipe (Again, REALLY?)
Lava Cookie (Pokemon, again)
Moogle Pie (Final Fantasy)
Couple’s Cake, made from cooking two bunnies together (Super Paper Mario)
Roast Whacka Bump (Paper Mario, again)
Chunko-Honey Candy Bar (Deus Ex)
Invincibility Lollipops (Guaranteed to cause a sugar rush/Kirby)
"Free" Candy (Candy Crush)
Golden Banana Split (Donkey Kong)
Floor Ice Cream (Kid Icarus)
Doc Louis' Chocolate Bar (The Video Game Diner is not responsible for any damage caused by Doc Louis taking his Chocolate Bar back/Punchout!!)
Drinks:
Grandma’s Homemade Elixer (Wind Waker)
Fus Ro Mead (And, say it with me, REALLY???!?!?!?!?)
Health Potion (So many things)
“Love” Potion (Sims)
Bucket o’ Milk (Minecraft)
If anyone has more items to add to the menu, just put it in your post.
Especially drinks.
Time for a SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT! (Copyright Nintendo's 50 Facts video )
Hi, everyone. This is a special announcement of things Tazz will let me say from our PM conversation. First off, there are a total of 10 gatekeepers (probably every 500 blocks, but that's only my guess, and not a certainty). Second, and this is the big one, we can summon our own bosses, with spoils of war attached and everything.
Note that I said WE. It requires a team up, where 2 people each make a 50 charge. Or, I guess 3 people could each do a 33/34 charge. Don't quote me on the last bit, however.
42/50 Life (+2 from Richard, +1 from Tazz)
7/20 splat tim
+2 to TheDrivingLlama.
1 Demon Blood Shard 1 Raspberry Pi 1 of any book 1 Empty Taglocks 1 Richard Taglock 1 Popcorn Bane of Lapis Ender Matrix Journal #-1 Black Hole in a Jar Tome of Knowledge Unwritten 18 Bedrock^2 Ingots Ultracondensed Wall
Anvil On Stick With Pottery Shards Attached && Anti-Roleplay Essence 3/??
Olimar's Whistle >Fine 1/?
+2 Bomber
Golem: "Oh great a field wipe, just what I always wanted."
Golem: "No, it's cool."
Golem: "Those entities were taking up space anyways."
Golem: "Who NEEDS entities, right?"
Golem: "We sure don't because YOU MURDERED THEM ALL."
Golem: "That's how it works, right?"
Golem: NO IT ISN'T. GAH.
Golem: ...Nice day today, huh?
Golem: Birds are singing, flowers are blooming...
Golem: Perfect weather for a game of catch.
Golem: It's such a shame you MURDERED EVERYONE.
I pitch an incredibly-short-range nuclear baseball at relativistic speeds into Hoopz Barkley. That is to say, a baseball containing an incredibly-short-range nuclear bomb.
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Hmm... Hatred of Formatting? Let's see if its immune to UGLY formatting!
Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate, we cannot hallow this ground. The brave men -- living and dead -- who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember, what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us: that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom; and,that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
The resulting paragraph has soo much ugly formatting that the Hatred of Formatting Mentally collapses from ugliness, Deteriorating it.
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=Turn One=
(2 / 20) R e m e m b e r m e , s o I m a y l i v e o n .
(10 / 10) Divine Barrier -> Change it up -> Godpile (+4 total from FBSN which I forgot to claim)
+1 to FBSN
+1 to Hezetor
=Action=
I pull out a Dome Fossil, calling upon Lord Dome to the area. (10 / 10 expended)
AG: "Hey Dome?" The Sleuth calls out to the massive god towering before him.
AG: "I have one simple request of you, today." The Sleuth smiles, with an inhuman grin.
AG: "Wreck their gorilla."
UG:˙ʎןןɐuıɟ 'ɥo
UG: ˙ǝןıɥʍɐ uǝǝq s,ʇı
Dome vanishes from existence, and reappears over Hoopz Barkley, plummeting both scythes downwards. Barkley is promptly impaled, but that's not the end of it. Dome swings his arm upward, unimpaling Hoopz. He goes flying up into the air, and slams him across the air with a scythe. As he hits a strangely flat surface, he realizes something; he's bounced off the surface! And that's because of a quick cantrip I casted on him, Rubber Form! As he bounces off the flat plane, Dome teleports to the other side of the plane and slams him once again, causing him to slam into the flat surface once again.
And then he realizes; Dome is playing ping pong with himself. I then set up a quick barbed-wire net, because I can. He gets rapidly smacked against the flat surface (which appears to be wood) as times goes on, the frequency of impacts increasing as Dome picks up the pace. There's plenty of blood everywhere, and then Dome flubs a hit, sending Hoopz into the barbed wire net. Dome then picks up the net with a scythe, and starts spinning the net around. He then flings him far into the distance, using the barbed net as a slingshot. He gets fired into an entirely different plane of existence, thanks to one of Dome's rifts!
anarchyAbalone [AA] started pestering Hoopz Barkley...
AA: HELLO THERE!
AA: i suppose dome sent you here?
AA: well (t)ha(t)'s fine!
AA: Welcome to my DOM(A)IN!
AA: D0ME T0LD ME THAT 1'D GET T0 HAVE S0ME FUN!
AA: And We Deities Don't Get To Do That Much.
Suddenly, a bunch of random, massive Pokemon appear. Namely, every single last fossil Pokemon. Lord Helix starts off, assaulting Hoopz with the very voices that plague him, leaving him VERY vulnerable to every single last attack! The voices torment him, all giving him horrible insults and terrible memes! Next comes Lord Amber, swooping down from above and picking Hoopz up with his talons! He then flings Hoopz into the air where Lord Root pegs Hoopz with Energy Ball after energy ball, air-juggling him! This allows Lord Amber to rapidly spam Wing Attack for massive damage! After spiking Hoopz to the ground with Sky Drop, he gets impaled on Lord Claw's namesake; massive claws! Lord Claw rips him off the claw, then pounds him into the ground using Crush Claw and X-Scissor!
This allows Lord Armor to pop out of the ground using Dig, hitting Hoopz up and out of the ground, only to be hit by a Head Smash from Lord Skull! Hoopz is then kept on Lord Skull's head by momentum! Lord Skull and Lord Armor end up butting heads, smashing Hoopz inbetween! After being pancaked, Lord Claw promptly uses Water Gun to shoot Hoopz away to Lord Plume and Lord Cover! Lord Cover uses Surf, catching Hoopz in the wave! Lord Plume then flies in, avoiding the water as he uses Acrobatics to perfectly hit Hoopz out of the wave! Lord Cover then uses Hydro Pump strategically, sending Hoopz up into the air! Lord Plume then uses Smack Down, causing Hoopz to rocket down towards Lord Jaw! Hoopz is caught in his impressive maw! He then shakes Hoopz around T-Rex style, causing massive pain! He then eventually lets go, leaving him to Lord Sail's wrath. Hoopz is then stunned using Thunder Wave, and left totally prone when Lord Sail charges up a Hyper Beam!
Hoopz is promptly annihilated on the spot, and what's left of him is handed to Lord Helix. Helix first uses Rollout, squishing Hoopz as flat as a pancake! He's then covered in a fine layer of mud from Mud Shot. Lord Helix then uses Rollout again, squishing him flatter. He then uses Shell Smash. A godly torrent of water washes Hoopz out of the Fossil God's plane of existence, and back onto the battlefield.
=Command=
Valeera gains +1 Mana (for a total of 3) and then draws a card! She also notes that Deadly Poison is a 1-cost drop.
CARD DRAWN: Assassinate (5)
She then plays Fan of Knives, dealing 3k damage to all PZ's! In the case of Walker, this means... 1 damage? I don't really know. Due to Fan of Knives, she gets to draw another card!
I focus, but do so in a very specific way: by dwelling on the fact that I just healed Charles Barkley with McDonald's Fast Food. Unless he was starving, in which case he should have been taking damage from that this entire time. Seriously, the food was ALL HE COULD PHYSICALLY EAT, TIMES 68 MILLION!!! (One for every customer per day) You also ignored the other part of my post, unless living after the Cyber-Apocalypse gives you the power to not be drunk. Which it shouldn't. The Cyber-Apocalypse doesn't make McDonald's any healthier, either. If nothing else, he, just like real life Charles Barkley, should be feeling the effects of a lifetime's worth of junk food. Attacks are supposed to be dodged, made invalid, or reversed by A. Random Chance (Not in effect here, it wasn't blocked or unformatted or anything of the sort) B. Rule of Funny/Awesome (It's funnier if my attack succeeds in this case rather than fails, especially in this boring way (Your attack meant to damage actually healed!). Simply put, more people found my attack funny than your counter.) C. Logic (Which is what I think you were going for here, but your counter was highly illogical).
Getting healed from food? What is this, a video game?
In all seriousness, my attack was called "Reality Ensues", which is both a reference to TV Tropes and a comment that this attack was working off of real world logic. Everything in the attack was a conceivable hazard of everyday life living in a universe different from one's money, where McDonalds and Alcohol still exist. And, even if we say food heals, not in the wildest, not in the most detached from reality fanfics does eating McDonalds give benefits to someone who isn't a reverse-damage taker (heals when they should be hurt). Or drinking enough alcohol to get so drunk as to hit on the dead Enderdragon or the (then alive) Zerg.
The rage at these facts powers up my next attack.
STILL 2/6 attacks left, Next attack gets Focus Boost (Note, so will the attack after that; I will focus again)
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Getting healed from food? What is this, a video game?
*sarcasm detecter failure was here*
useless long name: 7/50
thanks for the 1+ 3/20
Meh. Nukes are for children.
i try to kick a kickball at Charles, but when i go to kick it, i trip and fall shortly after i kick it and it boomerangs back and hits me on the head instead. Charles Barkley roll's his eyes so hard, he rolls his head and ends up accidentally snapping his neck while his eye's fall out. i cook some pain up with the frying pan, then give Charles a sample.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
Shadow Mage got Nuked and E. Swordmaster got Owned due to Verboten Jam[/b]...
Let me tell you, First attack Cyberdwarf (Now Defeated) then attack Hoopz Berkley (or Balthilos James because he is a bit easier to hit) and lastly Charles Barkley.
I aim my Bayo-Laser Rifle at the super quick Hoopz, If i fired at him while the cross-hair touches Hoopz well... He's pretty quick.
An powerful Halloween themed summon 22/50 +2 from MegaMinEr +1 from Tazz
Sp00py Armor 5/25 (Part of my Halloween Miniboss summon.)
Fountain of Life && Light Magic && False Wings = Angelic Being 2/6
+1 Talist, +1 MegaMinEr
My Items
Fountain of Life: [Power Rank I] Heals the target for increased healing. (Currently using for a Upgrade)
Bayoneted Laser Rifle (Also known as Bayo-Laser Rifle) [Power Rank II] Used for Ranged + Melee with extra damage to the Enemy.
Plasma Katana [Power Rank II] Deals extra damage to the Enemy when used.
[1] Reinforced Hose: A thin hose capable of withstanding high-pressure water.
[2] High-Pressure Pump: A pump that pumps water out at high pressures.
[3] Basically what this should make is a device that can pump out an infinite stream of high-pressure water, high enough pressure to kill.
SCP-2223-A Figurine && Tallow Golem4 = ??? (Preview along with what it creates)
[4] Tallow Golem: From Thaumcraft 4.
Charges
Project M06-Internationalization (21/50)
Project M07-The Phonetician (3/50) (+1 from Tazz)
+2 to tc2142
Action
I stagger backwards from the insanity of Barkley's Verboten Jam. I then decide this ends now. First, take out the caster. I pull out a chunk of slightly transparent gemstone, carved with the image of a skull wearing a cowboy hat. From the gemstone faintly emanates the sound of millions upon millions of beer cans cascading over each other and the raging voice of an excessively angry Texan capitalist. I extract the inherent True Capitalist energies within the gemstone with my mind. Immediately, I am empowered with the power of every True Capitalist Radio troll. With this, I declare Balthios James the ultimate trolling target and immediately wage Troll War 4 against him. First, I begin splicing recordings of the voice of LeBron James into saying horrible, demeaning things about his great-grandson. Balthios is horribly offended and rages, causing all his blood vessels to explode. Next, I splice his voice into saying that he supports B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S., getting him to rage even more and causing all his organs to explode. I then cause it to rain a torrent of cans travelling at a ridiculously high speed onto his head, pummeling him into the ground.
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The Agent dives behind cover in expectation that a .33kt hafnium bomb will create quite a flash, only to swiftly realize it has not detonated as predicted.
Looking out, he watches curiously as an intense sphere of gamma radiation and slow neutrons is slowed to a crawl, their forms warped by the B-Ball energies to such a degree that they have become visible to the naked eye. A moment later, the intense wave of esoteric B-power washes over him, causing instant catastrophic organ failure, then cellular breakdown, followed immediately by painful death and slow melting into a puddle.
After the initial energy-wave passes by, his implants spark back into activity, propelling a signal through the ether.
It would appear we have lost a scout.
Further investigation will be needed.
Dispose of the remains.
The remaining two warheads, now spattered with unpleasant person-goo, detonate in a cleansing fireball, obliterating everything within thirty meters or so before inundating it with a strongly adhesive incendiary cocktail.
Some twenty thousand degrees Hence and a few hours Then along the Seventh Meridian, the outdated Extraction vessel Pluto receives new orders. It, and its escorts, are to travel quite a few Clusters out of their intended path, in order to construct a forward operations base. A new Great War has been found.
Potato kick-stater salad(a potato made of salad kick-starter.)13/25(or 17 if the helping effect works)
The damaged blasting pages && Damaged Transmutation field alternator 4/6 Damaged Warp Zone(also thanks to the curse of repetitiveness the power is further reduced)
my items
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Reply to the GM post.
Well in fact it is maybe because the reinforcement does not have the power to create civilization like the Ruler of Fabrication.
Anyway you do not have to remember everything: it is impossible so I do not see the problem.
Action: I now attempt to create HLMs with the reinforcement to see if it can work this way.
The End Sale && Machina && Redstone = The Hard Bargain (Level 5: 5/6)
((This game isn't fun anymore. I don't know why. Maybe i need a break.))
Taking the Abnormally Large Voidtouched Chicken and dropping burning hot oil on it. Then Seneca twists it's leg trying to rip it off, to seemingly no avail, and slams it into the ground with a piledriver out of frustration.
SeNeCa14: If i can't eat you, the stay down!
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
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Dance Dance Revolution: 9/25 (+1 from Tazz, +2 from UserZero)
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Walker, upon seeing Charles Barkley's impressive destructive power, just... freezes. His jaw drops, and despite being covered up by his mask, it definitely shows. His eyes flash red, and his sword falls out of his hand, clattering loudly on the ground.
"...HOLY... GORILLA..."
He, after a long moment of contemplation, decides that the best strategy would be to guard Charles Barkley. Walker does this by using his fancy sword skillery to make a mockery of the next miscreant who mistakenly means to murder the masterfully skilled man.
And some alliteration, just to make it get ruined even harder.
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I stare at the field wipe for a few seconds, before looking away. It WAS kind of expected.
Then, I smash a few tufts of grass with my fist, until I obtain some seeds. Walking off in some random direction, I reach the edge of a spruce forest. Excellent. I've always thought it was some of the finest wood around. Well, it is beat by one other kind, but I haven't exactly got that on hand. Hah.
I unsheathe what appears to be a diamond axe, and begin to fell a spruce tree nearby with swift, calculated strokes. Each strike takes an equal chunk of wood out of the soon-to-be-stump as the last, and I stand back moments later as the tree falls, collapsing into individual wooden logs on the way down.
I collect each individual log, as well as a few saplings. Then, I move over to the surrounding foliage, leaving the stump in the ground. As I near the other trees, I reveal a flint and steel. Without a moment's hesitation, I ignite the tall trunk, watching from several meters as the entire tree is reduced to cinders. A spark ignites the next tree, and then the next, and then the next, until all of the trees around the stump have been reduced to ashes. I put my flint and steel away, turning back to the stump of spruce.
I examine the stump for a few moments, visions of how a particular ritual is supposed to go swimming about in my head. I grab my axe, blade sticking out of the ground, and swing it down upon the center of the stump, leaving a large, deep gash in the wood. I crush up some leaves from the fallen trees with my hands, and drop them in the gash, placing my axe in my hotbar. Afterward, I scoop up some ash with my hands, and lightly sprinkle it in the gash of the stump.
Examining the contents of the stump, I pull out the seeds once more, satisfied. Let's see if I can summon this nature elemental. I drop the seeds into the gash, one-by-one, and spit into the cloven wood. A deep rumbling noise echoes throughout the forest. I stand back, watching the stump.
The gash begins to reek with a foul odor I can smell even from my position behind a computer, which is inside of something that is within the void of space. I watch, interested. Nothing I read about this ritual suggested this might happen.
Suddenly, I can hear the crackling of radiation mixed with the clipping of keratin, of all things. Okay, this was definitely not supposed to happen. Suddenly, an interdimensional rift is torn into existence, right before me, within the stump. I frantically scramble away from the deadly fabric of the thing, and peer inside. Within, there are clearly what appear to be… some sort of pretzels, along with robed creatures holding what appear to be… waffles? A clawed hand extends out of the portal, scoops up the seeds in the stump, and tosses a few more seeds of a different appearance out, before the entire rift just closes, leaving nothing behind.
Well, when I say that, I mean to say nothing that is not radioactive, seeing as everything within a thirty foot radius has just been struck with a blast of radiation. I quickly equip my hazmat suit, and examine the seeds just lying on the ground, unharmed by sudden increase of local radiation poisoning.
I take the seeds carefully, and pull out a Hoe of Growth. I trudge over to a pond near the center of the forest, and till the dirt block nearest to it, planting the seeds upon it. I go for my sizable bone meal supply, but then realize what I am holding in my hand. Right. I wave the Hoe of Growth slightly, and, with some green sparkling, the seeds instantly grow, becoming some odd, long stalks covered in tiny hooks. Some sort of fungus, perhaps?
I punch the plant, and look at what it drops in my inventory. "Esoteric Uranium Fingernail Plant Seeds" and "Esoteric Uranium Fingernail Plant." Fascinating, isn't it. I instantly till the land around the small pond, and plant all of my seeds. Then, I observe the Hoe of Growth for several seconds, before shrugging, and raising it into the air, in the same manner one might use a staff. The instrument glows with green energy, and I slam it into the ground. It immediately shatters into nothing, several hundred points of durability expended instantly. Suddenly, my vision is rather sort of pale white. I blink twice, and move my head, only to find that I am staring straight at a gigantic fingernail. Uh. Wow. This is bad.
I rush back to the Battlefield, still wearing my hazmat suit, seeing thick growths and stalks along the way, only to find that the esoteric uranium fingernail plants grew all the way to the Battlefield. I dodge past gargantuan fingernails. I don't want to know what happens if I am injured by them.
I wade through the thick underbrush of uranium fingernail plants, retching in real life at the stench pervading my nostrils. I see someone in the thick foliage, noting that the basketball court is entirely unobstructed, as is the part of the Battlefield containing most of the entities.
But not all.
I carefully push aside a springy hooked plant, and find myself face-to-face with Hoopz Barkley.
The fellow is not doing very well at all. In fact, his body is covered in scratches caused by the tough keratin of the plants. I wince when looking at him. He appears to be under the effects of something rather similar to radiation poisoning, steadily growing more and more withered with every second. I sigh in relief, as I am wearing my hazmat suit. The plants themselves go up to Hoopz's neck, or neck-analogue. Thin, warped blood drips from the many wounds, distorted by the radiation currently bombarding him.
I take a cautious step back as he collapses to the ground, several sprouting plants covering him. I stomp on where his head was mere seconds ago a few times for good measure, and walk off. The entire esoteric uranium plant forest glows with a distorted light for several seconds, before crawling back whence it came. Hoopz is revealed once more, and the entire entourage of plants recedes back into the stump, which glows, and disappears in a burst of radiation. A quick check from a geiger counter reveals the area to be safe, and I remove my hazmat suit, finding Hoopz still upon the ground, a gigantic fingernail having impaled him, and infected him with a horrifying illness.
(Ah, Dimension 953. How you please me.)
(+2 to Twin)
Transience: 23/25 (+4 from Crystal) /////////////////////////.
Discord: 22/50 (+2 from Richard) //////////////////////////////////////////////////.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
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the update happened!...Yeah. I think I chose a good time to ban pre-EoTB post completion, as to put it one way, the majority of entities are now dead. It's not as bad as it looks-you're making great progress on beating Barkley, but Barkley is making progress on beating you.
Don't forget, +1 for one of your charges this turn! Also, please note that any post prior to this one is nulled.
Well then....
Zombenstein: 17/50 (+1 Tazz)
Boney: 16/50 (+1 Tazz)
The L()rd eats every basketball ever made and throws them up on Charles. Maniac then adds a hint of cyanide to the vomit to make it all the more painful.
A man in the very far future is asleep, resting for a big day tomorrow....
Actually, I'll save this for later.THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Once more, waiting for the winner before charge 2.
Well, now that the sides are on, looks like it's time to complete the bunch.
...I feel a tingling. But why?
Humanibli [N]: 30,000/30,000 (technically x3)
Wait. I just realized (maybe because I made this).
Attacks:
Deals 5,000 Damage Normally (5 if hit on player).
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Abilities:
DON'T DO IT EVERYONE'S GONNA HATE ME
Lair Advantage: Excerpt from "Humanibli's Lairs Terms and Services": By entering Humanibli's lair and choosing to fight Humanibli, you agree to revoke any invincibility or near-invincibility to make sure the fights are as fair as possible. [BLOOP]ing lawyers.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- wait, what am I worrying for? I still have Shopkeeper Immunity! Nobody can touch me!
Just Plain Rage: 1.2x Damage Boost if Humanibli's been killed once before; 1.4x if he's been killed twice before.
Well. Now you've got that to worry about, complete with Mibibli and Zero getting the most benefit if you kill it. So...good luck?
honestly, I don't know what's worse: the fact I went through with this or the fact my next planned entity will, somehow, be even more trollish. I guess this will make everyone want to be on my side, so that's a plus, I guess. Lots of charge.
I put on the stone mask making me effectively invisible. Sneaking up behind Balthios I put on the bomb mask and put up my shield. I explode. I quickly change into zora form and punch him a lot before frying him with my electric barrier.
Come to kspcity! Transportation
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/tra
Industry
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ind
38/50 Dark Bowser (+1 Ire, +1 Tazz, +2 Richard)
1/50 Charging Something!
+2 Ire
Lens of Truth && Spoon Bender (Binding of Isaac) 1/??
"What was that you said, Uzi? when you have a 100% winrate, that's NOT n00bishness, that's not suicidal overconfidnece, that's FACT.
Well, one of us is going to end our streak. Though I've had help when my enemies also had it, I've never lost a straight up duel with no powers (I include the Veil in powers). I've dealt with those who've received Diaboli Ex Machina to help them beat me. They still lose. In short, this isn't going to be easy for either of us, so I'd appreciate you start taking us seriously.
Oh well. Situation Normal: ******* up beyond all recognition."
Also, Richard may be a bit of an idiot, way too scared of a certain musical instrument, and may be a massive troll, but at least he can spell correctly! I'm almost certain Tazz doesn't have the red lines under the words that are misspelled.
Also, one of my 6 super attacks that lead to massive downsides did something counter to my intentions. So far, I’ve dealt 44,000 damage, healed 10,000 damage, and healed the enemy for 20,000. That's not very good. I healed Barkley for 1/20th of his HP, and have only dealt 3/200ths of his HP.
Well, I no longer feel bad about how my final two attacks are going to play out.
Lastly, I submit that Barkley cannot harm the "World's most Beautiful Woman with his AoE." Therefore, your misnaming SHOULD lead to Barkley getting mobbed. But that's a misnaming, we all know that. Still, what do you mean, Making Great Progress? He has 13/16ths of his HP remaining! He's got approximately 6 turns left!
Well, while we just had a field wipe, it's better than an All-player wipe, so I doubt you'll get too much hate for that.
Also, where did Cyberdwarf go? You never mentioned his death, and he's not listed in the EoTB. Oh, wait, I just saw the one line of text that mentioned Calzerb killed him.
Attack 4: The Video Game Diner
I order everything on this menu for Charles Barkley to eat. Unfortunately, this version of the Video Game Diner runs on real world logic, and gives him massive food poisoning, instead of its normal in game effect.
I take a number of players to the Video Game Diner where everything tastes delicious, as well. I'm a good caterer, what can I say! (Note: These are players, not entities, this isn't going to heal. I'm just being nice)
Appetizers:
Toad in the ____ (Banjo-Tooie)
Grilled Fuzzy (Touch Fuzzy, get Dizzy!/Yoshi’s Island)
Salad of Evil with Rage Dressing (Partners in Time)
Bad Movie Tie-in Soup (So many things, but E.T. was the first)
Clams dipped in Grunt Blood (HALO)
Rushed Game Chili Dogs (SEGA WHEN WILL YOU LEARN)
Beans of Stat Increase (Mario and Luigi Series)
Maxim Tomatos and Whispy Apples (Kirby)
Entrees:
Subpar 15-Years Delayed Lasagna (Duke Nukem Forever)
Shroom Steak (Paper Mario)
Turkey Leg embedded in Dracula’s Castle Wall (Castlevania)
Sandvich, with optional Mustard of your Doom (TF2+Superstar Saga)
Fried Goldeen (Really?)
Military Rations, with physics defying battery-restoring mushrooms (MGS)
Laser-Baked Chicken (Duck Game)
Millenia-old Burger and Fries (Pikmin)
Portal to the Meat Dimension (Persona 4)
Yeto’s Soup, Eat it all for a free meal! (Twilight Princess)
Dessert:
The Cake, made to Blue Personality Core recipe (Again, REALLY?)
Lava Cookie (Pokemon, again)
Moogle Pie (Final Fantasy)
Couple’s Cake, made from cooking two bunnies together (Super Paper Mario)
Roast Whacka Bump (Paper Mario, again)
Chunko-Honey Candy Bar (Deus Ex)
Invincibility Lollipops (Guaranteed to cause a sugar rush/Kirby)
"Free" Candy (Candy Crush)
Golden Banana Split (Donkey Kong)
Floor Ice Cream (Kid Icarus)
Doc Louis' Chocolate Bar (The Video Game Diner is not responsible for any damage caused by Doc Louis taking his Chocolate Bar back/Punchout!!)
Drinks:
Grandma’s Homemade Elixer (Wind Waker)
Fus Ro Mead (And, say it with me, REALLY???!?!?!?!?)
Health Potion (So many things)
“Love” Potion (Sims)
Bucket o’ Milk (Minecraft)
If anyone has more items to add to the menu, just put it in your post.
Especially drinks.
Time for a SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT! (Copyright Nintendo's 50 Facts video )
Hi, everyone. This is a special announcement of things Tazz will let me say from our PM conversation. First off, there are a total of 10 gatekeepers (probably every 500 blocks, but that's only my guess, and not a certainty). Second, and this is the big one, we can summon our own bosses, with spoils of war attached and everything.
Note that I said WE. It requires a team up, where 2 people each make a 50 charge. Or, I guess 3 people could each do a 33/34 charge. Don't quote me on the last bit, however.
Now, where's that PM button...
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
That was destructive.
Shenelsky drops corrosive liquid from his palms, channeling it into Charles Barkley's eyes.
Ender Matrix && Demon Blood Shard = Demonic Matrix (Level 5: 4/6)
Tea || RNGesus Shrine = ? (Level ?: 2/?)
What level is this?
42/50 Life (+2 from Richard, +1 from Tazz)
7/20 splat tim
+2 to TheDrivingLlama.
1 Raspberry Pi
1 of any book
1 Empty Taglocks
1 Richard Taglock
1 Popcorn
Bane of Lapis
Ender Matrix
Journal #-1
Black Hole in a Jar
Tome of Knowledge Unwritten
18 Bedrock^2 Ingots
Ultracondensed Wall
15 charge boosts in reserve
45/50 This World...
45/50 Has No Need For Gods
Anvil On Stick With Pottery Shards Attached && Anti-Roleplay Essence 3/??
Olimar's Whistle >Fine 1/?
+2 Bomber
Golem: "Oh great a field wipe, just what I always wanted."
Golem: "No, it's cool."
Golem: "Those entities were taking up space anyways."
Golem: "Who NEEDS entities, right?"
Golem: "We sure don't because YOU MURDERED THEM ALL."
Golem: "That's how it works, right?"
Golem: NO IT ISN'T. GAH.
Golem: ...Nice day today, huh?
Golem: Birds are singing, flowers are blooming...
Golem: Perfect weather for a game of catch.
Golem: It's such a shame you MURDERED EVERYONE.
I pitch an incredibly-short-range nuclear baseball at relativistic speeds into Hoopz Barkley. That is to say, a baseball containing an incredibly-short-range nuclear bomb.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
Hmm... Hatred of Formatting? Let's see if its immune to UGLY formatting!
Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate, we cannot hallow this ground. The brave men -- living and dead -- who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember, what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us: that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom; and,that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
The resulting paragraph has soo much ugly formatting that the Hatred of Formatting Mentally collapses from ugliness, Deteriorating it.
Summoning Entity: 7/35
Counter: 7/50
I'll be making my great escape now!
5/50 Operation "Artifact is Go"
6/10 Assault Team Omega +1 Charge
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
Hmmm. Fine . Guess i have to do it myself.
Lets see that ruin.
Where is it? Hmmm. Aha
Turns out it was underneath Yggdrasil the whole time
Hmmm. So sophisticated
.................................................................
Oh My God, soo many tunnels, so many facilities, its like a miniature country here!
I can't believe no one has found this out yet.
Well T.A.T. forces are good at hiding stuff. Thats for sure.
Anyway, less talking and more exploring!
Diamond Murder Knife (Level 3: 4/4) Finished!
Crimtane II Blood II Diamond = Crimsony Blood Gem (Level 2: 2/3)
+2 to Pricey
Sukard 5/50 (+1 fro Tazz)
Arina Azuma 5/5 (+1 from Richie, again) Summoned! (30000/30000 HP (AZ) She shoots a laser at Mighty Beast.
I have a giant hammer smack the Captain in the back.
Calzerb stabs himself. (If you know what happened to Alliciar in DTG: Terraria, this is my kind of thing.)
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out
http://minecraftnoobtest.com/test.php
War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
=Turn One=
(2 / 20) R e m e m b e r m e , s o I m a y l i v e o n .
(10 / 10) Divine Barrier -> Change it up -> Godpile (+4 total from FBSN which I forgot to claim)
+1 to FBSN
+1 to Hezetor
=Action=
I pull out a Dome Fossil, calling upon Lord Dome to the area. (10 / 10 expended)
AG: "Hey Dome?" The Sleuth calls out to the massive god towering before him.
AG: "I have one simple request of you, today." The Sleuth smiles, with an inhuman grin.
AG: "Wreck their gorilla."
UG:˙ʎןןɐuıɟ 'ɥo
UG: ˙ǝןıɥʍɐ uǝǝq s,ʇı
Dome vanishes from existence, and reappears over Hoopz Barkley, plummeting both scythes downwards. Barkley is promptly impaled, but that's not the end of it. Dome swings his arm upward, unimpaling Hoopz. He goes flying up into the air, and slams him across the air with a scythe. As he hits a strangely flat surface, he realizes something; he's bounced off the surface! And that's because of a quick cantrip I casted on him, Rubber Form! As he bounces off the flat plane, Dome teleports to the other side of the plane and slams him once again, causing him to slam into the flat surface once again.
And then he realizes; Dome is playing ping pong with himself. I then set up a quick barbed-wire net, because I can. He gets rapidly smacked against the flat surface (which appears to be wood) as times goes on, the frequency of impacts increasing as Dome picks up the pace. There's plenty of blood everywhere, and then Dome flubs a hit, sending Hoopz into the barbed wire net. Dome then picks up the net with a scythe, and starts spinning the net around. He then flings him far into the distance, using the barbed net as a slingshot. He gets fired into an entirely different plane of existence, thanks to one of Dome's rifts!
anarchyAbalone [AA] started pestering Hoopz Barkley...
AA: HELLO THERE!
AA: i suppose dome sent you here?
AA: well (t)ha(t)'s fine!
AA: Welcome to my DOM(A)IN!
AA: D0ME T0LD ME THAT 1'D GET T0 HAVE S0ME FUN!
AA: And We Deities Don't Get To Do That Much.
Suddenly, a bunch of random, massive Pokemon appear. Namely, every single last fossil Pokemon. Lord Helix starts off, assaulting Hoopz with the very voices that plague him, leaving him VERY vulnerable to every single last attack! The voices torment him, all giving him horrible insults and terrible memes! Next comes Lord Amber, swooping down from above and picking Hoopz up with his talons! He then flings Hoopz into the air where Lord Root pegs Hoopz with Energy Ball after energy ball, air-juggling him! This allows Lord Amber to rapidly spam Wing Attack for massive damage! After spiking Hoopz to the ground with Sky Drop, he gets impaled on Lord Claw's namesake; massive claws! Lord Claw rips him off the claw, then pounds him into the ground using Crush Claw and X-Scissor!
This allows Lord Armor to pop out of the ground using Dig, hitting Hoopz up and out of the ground, only to be hit by a Head Smash from Lord Skull! Hoopz is then kept on Lord Skull's head by momentum! Lord Skull and Lord Armor end up butting heads, smashing Hoopz inbetween! After being pancaked, Lord Claw promptly uses Water Gun to shoot Hoopz away to Lord Plume and Lord Cover! Lord Cover uses Surf, catching Hoopz in the wave! Lord Plume then flies in, avoiding the water as he uses Acrobatics to perfectly hit Hoopz out of the wave! Lord Cover then uses Hydro Pump strategically, sending Hoopz up into the air! Lord Plume then uses Smack Down, causing Hoopz to rocket down towards Lord Jaw! Hoopz is caught in his impressive maw! He then shakes Hoopz around T-Rex style, causing massive pain! He then eventually lets go, leaving him to Lord Sail's wrath. Hoopz is then stunned using Thunder Wave, and left totally prone when Lord Sail charges up a Hyper Beam!
Hoopz is promptly annihilated on the spot, and what's left of him is handed to Lord Helix. Helix first uses Rollout, squishing Hoopz as flat as a pancake! He's then covered in a fine layer of mud from Mud Shot. Lord Helix then uses Rollout again, squishing him flatter. He then uses Shell Smash. A godly torrent of water washes Hoopz out of the Fossil God's plane of existence, and back onto the battlefield.
=Command=
Valeera gains +1 Mana (for a total of 3) and then draws a card! She also notes that Deadly Poison is a 1-cost drop.
CARD DRAWN: Assassinate (5)
She then plays Fan of Knives, dealing 3k damage to all PZ's! In the case of Walker, this means... 1 damage? I don't really know. Due to Fan of Knives, she gets to draw another card!
CARD DRAWN: Ironfur Grizzly (3)
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
40/50 Dark Bowser (+1 from Ire)
2/50 Charging Something!
+2 Ire
Lens of Truth && Spoon Bender 2/??
I focus, but do so in a very specific way: by dwelling on the fact that I just healed Charles Barkley with McDonald's Fast Food. Unless he was starving, in which case he should have been taking damage from that this entire time. Seriously, the food was ALL HE COULD PHYSICALLY EAT, TIMES 68 MILLION!!! (One for every customer per day) You also ignored the other part of my post, unless living after the Cyber-Apocalypse gives you the power to not be drunk. Which it shouldn't. The Cyber-Apocalypse doesn't make McDonald's any healthier, either. If nothing else, he, just like real life Charles Barkley, should be feeling the effects of a lifetime's worth of junk food. Attacks are supposed to be dodged, made invalid, or reversed by A. Random Chance (Not in effect here, it wasn't blocked or unformatted or anything of the sort) B. Rule of Funny/Awesome (It's funnier if my attack succeeds in this case rather than fails, especially in this boring way (Your attack meant to damage actually healed!). Simply put, more people found my attack funny than your counter.) C. Logic (Which is what I think you were going for here, but your counter was highly illogical).
Getting healed from food? What is this, a video game?
In all seriousness, my attack was called "Reality Ensues", which is both a reference to TV Tropes and a comment that this attack was working off of real world logic. Everything in the attack was a conceivable hazard of everyday life living in a universe different from one's money, where McDonalds and Alcohol still exist. And, even if we say food heals, not in the wildest, not in the most detached from reality fanfics does eating McDonalds give benefits to someone who isn't a reverse-damage taker (heals when they should be hurt). Or drinking enough alcohol to get so drunk as to hit on the dead Enderdragon or the (then alive) Zerg.
The rage at these facts powers up my next attack.
STILL 2/6 attacks left, Next attack gets Focus Boost (Note, so will the attack after that; I will focus again)
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
*sarcasm detecter failure was here*
useless long name: 7/50
thanks for the 1+ 3/20
Meh. Nukes are for children.
i try to kick a kickball at Charles, but when i go to kick it, i trip and fall shortly after i kick it and it boomerangs back and hits me on the head instead. Charles Barkley roll's his eyes so hard, he rolls his head and ends up accidentally snapping his neck while his eye's fall out. i cook some pain up with the frying pan, then give Charles a sample.
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
Shadow Mage got Nuked and E. Swordmaster got Owned due to Verboten Jam[/b]...
Let me tell you, First attack Cyberdwarf (Now Defeated) then attack Hoopz Berkley (or Balthilos James because he is a bit easier to hit) and lastly Charles Barkley.
I aim my Bayo-Laser Rifle at the super quick Hoopz, If i fired at him while the cross-hair touches Hoopz well... He's pretty quick.
An powerful Halloween themed summon 22/50 +2 from MegaMinEr +1 from Tazz
Sp00py Armor 5/25 (Part of my Halloween Miniboss summon.)
Fountain of Life && Light Magic && False Wings = Angelic Being 2/6
+1 Talist, +1 MegaMinEr
My Items
Fountain of Life: [Power Rank I] Heals the target for increased healing. (Currently using for a Upgrade)
Bayoneted Laser Rifle (Also known as Bayo-Laser Rifle) [Power Rank II] Used for Ranged + Melee with extra damage to the Enemy.
Plasma Katana [Power Rank II] Deals extra damage to the Enemy when used.
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Alchemies
SCP-109 && Reinforced Hose1 && High-Pressure Pump2 = ???3 (1/?)
[1] Reinforced Hose: A thin hose capable of withstanding high-pressure water.
[2] High-Pressure Pump: A pump that pumps water out at high pressures.
[3] Basically what this should make is a device that can pump out an infinite stream of high-pressure water, high enough pressure to kill.
SCP-2223-A Figurine && Tallow Golem4 = ??? (Preview along with what it creates)
[4] Tallow Golem: From Thaumcraft 4.
Charges
Project M06-Internationalization (21/50)
Project M07-The Phonetician (3/50) (+1 from Tazz)
+2 to tc2142
Action
I stagger backwards from the insanity of Barkley's Verboten Jam. I then decide this ends now. First, take out the caster. I pull out a chunk of slightly transparent gemstone, carved with the image of a skull wearing a cowboy hat. From the gemstone faintly emanates the sound of millions upon millions of beer cans cascading over each other and the raging voice of an excessively angry Texan capitalist. I extract the inherent True Capitalist energies within the gemstone with my mind. Immediately, I am empowered with the power of every True Capitalist Radio troll. With this, I declare Balthios James the ultimate trolling target and immediately wage Troll War 4 against him. First, I begin splicing recordings of the voice of LeBron James into saying horrible, demeaning things about his great-grandson. Balthios is horribly offended and rages, causing all his blood vessels to explode. Next, I splice his voice into saying that he supports B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S., getting him to rage even more and causing all his organs to explode. I then cause it to rain a torrent of cans travelling at a ridiculously high speed onto his head, pummeling him into the ground.
The Agent dives behind cover in expectation that a .33kt hafnium bomb will create quite a flash, only to swiftly realize it has not detonated as predicted.
Looking out, he watches curiously as an intense sphere of gamma radiation and slow neutrons is slowed to a crawl, their forms warped by the B-Ball energies to such a degree that they have become visible to the naked eye. A moment later, the intense wave of esoteric B-power washes over him, causing instant catastrophic organ failure, then cellular breakdown, followed immediately by painful death and slow melting into a puddle.
After the initial energy-wave passes by, his implants spark back into activity, propelling a signal through the ether.
It would appear we have lost a scout.
Further investigation will be needed.
Dispose of the remains.
The remaining two warheads, now spattered with unpleasant person-goo, detonate in a cleansing fireball, obliterating everything within thirty meters or so before inundating it with a strongly adhesive incendiary cocktail.
Some twenty thousand degrees Hence and a few hours Then along the Seventh Meridian, the outdated Extraction vessel Pluto receives new orders. It, and its escorts, are to travel quite a few Clusters out of their intended path, in order to construct a forward operations base. A new Great War has been found.
Charge, b'cause why not; 1/40
+2 to Erelye, also because why not.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Potato kick-stater salad(a potato made of salad kick-starter.)13/25(or 17 if the helping effect works)
The damaged blasting pages && Damaged Transmutation field alternator 4/6 Damaged Warp Zone(also thanks to the curse of repetitiveness the power is further reduced)
my items
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Reply to the GM post.
Well in fact it is maybe because the reinforcement does not have the power to create civilization like the Ruler of Fabrication.
Anyway you do not have to remember everything: it is impossible so I do not see the problem.
Action: I now attempt to create HLMs with the reinforcement to see if it can work this way.
15/25 | Headslide (+1 Tazz)
4/50 | Mouth Wide Open
The End Sale && Machina && Redstone = The Hard Bargain (Level 5: 5/6)
((This game isn't fun anymore. I don't know why. Maybe i need a break.))
Taking the Abnormally Large Voidtouched Chicken and dropping burning hot oil on it. Then Seneca twists it's leg trying to rip it off, to seemingly no avail, and slams it into the ground with a piledriver out of frustration.
SeNeCa14: If i can't eat you, the stay down!
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Walker: level 1, 451000 damage
Best Pun Ever: 21/50
Dance Dance Revolution: 9/25 (+1 from Tazz, +2 from UserZero)
+2 to Fseftr
Walker, upon seeing Charles Barkley's impressive destructive power, just... freezes. His jaw drops, and despite being covered up by his mask, it definitely shows. His eyes flash red, and his sword falls out of his hand, clattering loudly on the ground.
"...HOLY... GORILLA..."
He, after a long moment of contemplation, decides that the best strategy would be to guard Charles Barkley. Walker does this by using his fancy sword skillery to make a mockery of the next miscreant who mistakenly means to murder the masterfully skilled man.
And some alliteration, just to make it get ruined even harder.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I stare at the field wipe for a few seconds, before looking away. It WAS kind of expected.
Then, I smash a few tufts of grass with my fist, until I obtain some seeds. Walking off in some random direction, I reach the edge of a spruce forest. Excellent. I've always thought it was some of the finest wood around. Well, it is beat by one other kind, but I haven't exactly got that on hand. Hah.
I unsheathe what appears to be a diamond axe, and begin to fell a spruce tree nearby with swift, calculated strokes. Each strike takes an equal chunk of wood out of the soon-to-be-stump as the last, and I stand back moments later as the tree falls, collapsing into individual wooden logs on the way down.
I collect each individual log, as well as a few saplings. Then, I move over to the surrounding foliage, leaving the stump in the ground. As I near the other trees, I reveal a flint and steel. Without a moment's hesitation, I ignite the tall trunk, watching from several meters as the entire tree is reduced to cinders. A spark ignites the next tree, and then the next, and then the next, until all of the trees around the stump have been reduced to ashes. I put my flint and steel away, turning back to the stump of spruce.
I examine the stump for a few moments, visions of how a particular ritual is supposed to go swimming about in my head. I grab my axe, blade sticking out of the ground, and swing it down upon the center of the stump, leaving a large, deep gash in the wood. I crush up some leaves from the fallen trees with my hands, and drop them in the gash, placing my axe in my hotbar. Afterward, I scoop up some ash with my hands, and lightly sprinkle it in the gash of the stump.
Examining the contents of the stump, I pull out the seeds once more, satisfied. Let's see if I can summon this nature elemental. I drop the seeds into the gash, one-by-one, and spit into the cloven wood. A deep rumbling noise echoes throughout the forest. I stand back, watching the stump.
The gash begins to reek with a foul odor I can smell even from my position behind a computer, which is inside of something that is within the void of space. I watch, interested. Nothing I read about this ritual suggested this might happen.
Suddenly, I can hear the crackling of radiation mixed with the clipping of keratin, of all things. Okay, this was definitely not supposed to happen. Suddenly, an interdimensional rift is torn into existence, right before me, within the stump. I frantically scramble away from the deadly fabric of the thing, and peer inside. Within, there are clearly what appear to be… some sort of pretzels, along with robed creatures holding what appear to be… waffles? A clawed hand extends out of the portal, scoops up the seeds in the stump, and tosses a few more seeds of a different appearance out, before the entire rift just closes, leaving nothing behind.
Well, when I say that, I mean to say nothing that is not radioactive, seeing as everything within a thirty foot radius has just been struck with a blast of radiation. I quickly equip my hazmat suit, and examine the seeds just lying on the ground, unharmed by sudden increase of local radiation poisoning.
I take the seeds carefully, and pull out a Hoe of Growth. I trudge over to a pond near the center of the forest, and till the dirt block nearest to it, planting the seeds upon it. I go for my sizable bone meal supply, but then realize what I am holding in my hand. Right. I wave the Hoe of Growth slightly, and, with some green sparkling, the seeds instantly grow, becoming some odd, long stalks covered in tiny hooks. Some sort of fungus, perhaps?
I punch the plant, and look at what it drops in my inventory. "Esoteric Uranium Fingernail Plant Seeds" and "Esoteric Uranium Fingernail Plant." Fascinating, isn't it. I instantly till the land around the small pond, and plant all of my seeds. Then, I observe the Hoe of Growth for several seconds, before shrugging, and raising it into the air, in the same manner one might use a staff. The instrument glows with green energy, and I slam it into the ground. It immediately shatters into nothing, several hundred points of durability expended instantly. Suddenly, my vision is rather sort of pale white. I blink twice, and move my head, only to find that I am staring straight at a gigantic fingernail. Uh. Wow. This is bad.
I rush back to the Battlefield, still wearing my hazmat suit, seeing thick growths and stalks along the way, only to find that the esoteric uranium fingernail plants grew all the way to the Battlefield. I dodge past gargantuan fingernails. I don't want to know what happens if I am injured by them.
I wade through the thick underbrush of uranium fingernail plants, retching in real life at the stench pervading my nostrils. I see someone in the thick foliage, noting that the basketball court is entirely unobstructed, as is the part of the Battlefield containing most of the entities.
But not all.
I carefully push aside a springy hooked plant, and find myself face-to-face with Hoopz Barkley.
The fellow is not doing very well at all. In fact, his body is covered in scratches caused by the tough keratin of the plants. I wince when looking at him. He appears to be under the effects of something rather similar to radiation poisoning, steadily growing more and more withered with every second. I sigh in relief, as I am wearing my hazmat suit. The plants themselves go up to Hoopz's neck, or neck-analogue. Thin, warped blood drips from the many wounds, distorted by the radiation currently bombarding him.
I take a cautious step back as he collapses to the ground, several sprouting plants covering him. I stomp on where his head was mere seconds ago a few times for good measure, and walk off. The entire esoteric uranium plant forest glows with a distorted light for several seconds, before crawling back whence it came. Hoopz is revealed once more, and the entire entourage of plants recedes back into the stump, which glows, and disappears in a burst of radiation. A quick check from a geiger counter reveals the area to be safe, and I remove my hazmat suit, finding Hoopz still upon the ground, a gigantic fingernail having impaled him, and infected him with a horrifying illness.
(Ah, Dimension 953. How you please me.)
(+2 to Twin)
Transience: 23/25 (+4 from Crystal) /////////////////////////.
Discord: 22/50 (+2 from Richard) //////////////////////////////////////////////////.