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Telum Glass Phial && Briefcase = Weaponsmith's Briefcase (2/3)

(SCP-061 && Vocaloid 4 Editor) && Thaumium Bossed Silverwood Wand = SCP-4517-DTG (2/5)

Charges

Project M04-ᴄʏʀɪʟʟɪᴄ ᴄᴀᴘɪᴛᴀʟ ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴇʀ (3/10) (+2 from Irecreeper)

Project M05-NetHack.exe (1/40)

Action

I pull out the Zirconium Manipulation Cube and perform rapid R flicks. Zircon crystals shove their way through the dirt, rising to the surface, the zirconium in each crystal pulling the rest of their crystals up. I rotate the zircon around me with an Rb-perm. The silicate part defies all physics and flies off entirely, striking creepers left and right. I then perform a few thousand turns in one second and form the zirconium into a large collection of spears, each with a tip tapering off to a single atom, and impale more creepers with it. All the spears form a barrier around me, tips pointed outwards. The spears turn into a giant zirconium drill with spikes attached to it, autonomously rotating with the power of the Zirconium Manipulation Cube, and drill directly into a group of creepers. The creepers are lacerated, with tons of torn creeper parts around. Next, I melt the zirconium drill into a molten zirconium sphere that I drop onto another group of creepers. Molten zirconium splashes everywhere as if it had the viscosity of water, flooding out into a disc of molten zirconium deep enough to trap the creepers. The disc levels out and cools down, forming a platform that the creepers are partially submerged in. The zirconium platform then turns upside down and, held together by the powers of zirconium manipulation, smashes the creepers into the zirconium spikes that manifested out of nowhere by the powers of zirconium manipulation again. Eventually, the creepers are impaled on the spikes, which disappear.

I then perform repeated sunes, causing the zirconium platform and spikes to form into a giant tank made of zirconium that maintains a temperature of 300 K despite containing molten zirconium at 4600 K. I then perform an L2 and an R'2 simultaneously, causing the zirconium tank to pour its molten zirconium out onto the creepers again. The molten zirconium freezes into bullet-shaped zirconium nuggets that rain bullet hell onto the creepers. The tank then drops onto the creepers, crushing them, before disappearing.

Combine Task Force: 6/15

I take SCP-826 again, but this time, I attempt to put all of Homestuck put into a comic book so far into it! I then fail, because it's so long that I would have had to use a forklift to get it in place. Not having a forklift, I throw the entire collection at UserZero.

Anyways, I start to alchemize something. I'm late to the party!

Cheap Assault Rifle + Glass Frit = AK-48 [Lvl. 1]

Quote from Pokefan151»

Anti-Unoriginality Turret 6/50

The flaming flying car rams into the Kanto starters!

"An gameFAQs guide for DTG...?"
*looks at revision history*
"A godmodder's greatest weakness?!"
I Ctrl-F the phrase "A godmodder's greatest weakness" in the guide and read the section that it's in.

How are you capable of reading stuff that is on my Guide? A call cheat here.
ofc I'm just kidding.
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I shorten one of my 50-post charges down to a 20-post charge. Hopefully that will be enough for what I'm planning.

3/50

3/20

I flee my mountain base, get onto the main battlefield, and decide to totally drop my veil of mysteriousness! I rise up into the air, facing Real!Uzi...

Hey! You! LADY! I'm your weird future-past-creator-author-person! You exist because of ME! And now, you will NOT exist because of me!

While Uzi is confused, I put her in a casino and tell her that she must win the lottery on every machine on the first try without cheating, otherwise she will be shot. All the machines are rigged so that Uzi has a 0.0000000000000000000000001% chance of winning. There are 2000 machines.

Oops, right.

Lord Calzerb 18/25 (+1 from jon)

Neo 1/5

Superisword 5/5 Finished!
That one 300 Line && Minecraft Essence && Spear = THIS IS MINECRAFT!!!!!!! 1/???

Memez && More Memez && MOAR MEMEZ = The Ultimate Meme Video 1/???

The Dring Duo shoots the Jhoto/Kanto Starter with Tranquilzer Darts!

I reform, being a robot, and attack a CZ-Droid!

The Noob King attempts to shoot the angel! It's up to the GM to decide if he hits.

+2 TT

19/25 Elizabeth (+2 from TSFHISEPIC so I don't forget. Yes, he did it after this post, but it doesn't matter, I'm not completing the charge here)

Maine Cannon will recharge on November 17th

"This battlefield is getting a little bit crowded. Time to trim the entities."

I focus my sights on one of the Kanto Starters: Charizard.

"Why do people like you? You've never been very strong, and your Megaevolutions aren't the greatest. Yet somehow you got two of them? Why? You are an uncreative waste of potential. Charmander is an adorable Fire Dinosaur. Charmeleon is an awesome Fire dinosaur. Going to a generic, fire dragon from that is the biggest waste of creativity potential an evolutionary line has ever had!

Also, why do people think the First Generation of Pokemon were the best? Besides how broken the game was, the Pokemon include such wonders as a Duck holding a stick. A boxer. A rat. Another rat. Two fish. One of the most generic looking dragons ever. The most DERPY looking dragon ever (Dragonite). A snake. 4 ovals that become 12 ovals in their evolution. A two headed bird that gains a third head in its evolution. A pile of sludge that evolves into a slightly bigger pile of sludge. A poke ball that, for its evolution, is turned upside down. Two cocoons. A caterpillar and a worm. A butterfly. A turtle that evolves into a slightly bigger turtle. Bird. That evolves into slightly larger Bird. That evolves into slightly larger Bird. Another bird that evolves into a larger bird. A three tailed bull. A fox, bat, cat, seal, shell, crab, duck, monkey, dog, jellyfish, horse, and ROCK! that only become larger in their evolution. A moth. A magnet pokemon is cool, but we don't need another evolution where all that occurs is that they multiply by three. Half a dozen eggs. A BLOB!

So tell me, Charizard. Why would anyone say the first generation of pokemon has the most creative pokemon? Why does anyone think you deserve to be a viable option when you lose half your maximum health from stealth rocks, and share your type with a LEGENDARY?"

I use rock throw on Charizard. It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!

Note, I am attacking one pokemon. The max this attack can do is one third of the remaining health the Kanto Starters have. All the pokemon stated above are part of the first generation. I respect anyone's opinion that the First Generation of Pokemon is the best, or that the Pokemon are the most creative. It's just that the opinion of the creative aspect is factually untrue.

To take out any creepers still standing after the Maine Cannon, I raise my arm. A large sphere of energy enters my arm. As I swing my arm downward, I call out my attack:

"I've had enough of this boss. To heck with the Colegmerate, to heck with creepers, and to heck with you! SPACIAL REND!"

A wave of purple energy extends out from my slash. As it hits creepers and mutant creepers, they fall into another dimension. This void seems empty. The creepers cannot bear to live in such a place, where there is no Minecraft, a crushing weight from above pressing down upon them, and most importantly, no air. The creepers are left to dwell in their new home for the rest of eternity. What UserZero does not realize is that the creepers she is trying to god mod back into the game are currently shrunken down to microscopic proportions inside her seat.

In layman's terms, she is sitting on them.

Surely interesting creature these godmodders.
While these computers, players, avatars... Well it is obvious now that this place is some sort of game. Now who is the one that is holding the strings? And enjoying the show?
Well anyway that doesn't change that thi-
...
Spiral Nemesis?
Is this what I think this is?
...
Checking section [10]. All of it.

[Note: If I attack after this would my next attack considered a focus since I'm not attacking in this post?]

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Charges
Inter Multiversal Team of Engineers 2/20
Absorbing energy from my surroundings 7/15

Module && Tome of robot mastery I= Module of good robot creation 3/?
Laser Gun && Novichok agent = Nerve laser gun mk1 2/?

Thank you, Finalbattle!

I grab some materials, and quickly cobble together a SCENARIO GENERATOR. If you type a scenario into the scenario generator, and a person, that person will automatically be teleported into the scenario!

I type in "UzerZero" and "whatever happened with Richard and the Tubas".

Only Uzi will be able to experience or see what happened. The rest of us won't know.

6/50

4/20

I test the Fountain of Life by healing the random AZ/Good Neutral.

??? 11/50 +2 from Talist

Elite Swordmaster 10/30

Healing Staff && Healing Potion = Fountain of Life (2/2) Created!

+2 TeeTee/TT/TT2000

My Items:

The Power Rank System is for checking levels. If the Item level is 10 it is the Power Rank X all in roman numericals.

I start creating a potato salad and I put one kick-starter campaign and everyone having paid more than five dollars will have the right to eat some potato salad.1/25

Then I ask godmodder 447 if he wants poisonous mosquitotato.

Bonesword && Spellbook = ? 1/?

+2 FBSN

I raise people's morale. The attack is so unorginal Uzi explodes.

Kanohi Hau Nuva 9/25 (Pit)

Skarmory: 8/25

Sitrus Berry && Regeneration Powder 3/?

(I intend for this to be some kind of reverse-damage-over-time regeneration)

With my magic gun, I shoot a gust of wind at creepers, grouping them together in a small area. I then lob a grenade at them, and you know the rest.

21/50 League Setup battlefury x2, engie x2

16/20 Starters 3

+2 engie

TM 07 AND TM11 AND AND TM18 AND Remote Control = Weather Controller M 3/6

Ditto Ultraball AND Pickaxe AND Axe AND Shovel AND Sword AND Patent = Multitool M 1000 1/?

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Multitool M 1000: An alchemy that can be used for any task, at half effectiveness, including granting half damage bonus. Cannot be alchemized with by other players, which includes duplication.

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Mercury runs up to Dome's Forces, and throws a dozen Ultraballs in their general direction. This probably won't catch any of them, but it traps them long enough to give him the chance to take aim with Daedelus Stormbow M and fire several arrows at Dome's Scythe.

2/25 Alternate End

+2 Next AZ to claim

I decide to just join the anti-zero side for now (note that I change sides a lot, so I am still really a neutral that is aiding one side right now), and figure out how UserZero got 150 HP as Omega+ while Richard only had 100 HP as Omega+ the first time and 125 HP as Omega+ the second time. Shouldnt all godmodders have the same amount of HP? I then go around the creepers, throw down hundreds of TNT blocks, forcibly ignite one of the creepers with flint and steel, then teleport away on a well-timed enderpearl just before all the creepers are blown up.

HEY! I need more power here! I use endergize to get more power. I then use my "alchemy module" (basically a teleporter that teleports stuff to the alchemiter) to do:

Sword || Ender Pearl = Ender Sword 1/?

OOC: My character for this game comes from a Bad End of DTG2 (aka Act 4 destroyed everything, but Act 5 never happened because of some small thing that was missing, like say the Virus). Also, the magenta text is from EXOS, it changed text color because of all the endergy.

I tell UserZero to go jump into laser shark infested waters. Oh, and then I whack a couple creepers with a stick.

Quote: 20/50

Melia: 6/50

+2 to whoever.

...Fine. I won't do that. Duality: 15/25.

Torch && Machine Gun: Torch Machine Gun (1/?).

Description: Exactly what it says on the tin.

AA grabs Richard and throws him Sun-ward. However, he is nowhere near strong enough to accomplish this feat, so he kindly asks the Sun to meet him halfway. Results are predictable.

26/50 League Setup uzi x2, jon x2

17/20 Starters 3

+2 engie

TM 07 AND TM11 AND AND TM18 AND Remote Control = Weather Controller M 4/6

Ditto Ultraball AND Pickaxe AND Axe AND Shovel AND Sword AND Patent = Multitool M 1000 2/?

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Mercury once again runs up to Dome's Scythe, and fires the Crusader's Crossbow M at it.

Integration: 30/40 (+4 from Fseftr)

Gamma Phantom: 3/15

+2 to Fseftr

Damage counter: 48400

Walker stabs the ground, coincidentally through the foot of a randomly chosen AZ entity, then notices that said AZ entity is there. He decides to slowly, sadistically, torture the absolute hell out of them with the systematic removal of organs in reverse alphabetical order while waiting for the EoTB to arrive.

3/25 Alternate End

2/? Sword || Ender Pearl

I tell EXOS to acquire SCP-914 and add it to the alchemiter, all except for a key component. I keep said key component with me, and require +10 worth of assists before I will add it to the alchemiter to complete the upgrade. I then attach an Anti-Godmodder Sticky Device to the Colegmerate (preventing godmodding from nullifying this), before using endermancy to teleport it off to the Nether so that the creepers cannot re-merge with it and it cannot use its overpowered attack (seriously, its 170k damage per turn, if I tried that it would be laughed off), especially because the Anti-Godmodder Sticky Device stops UserZero's power from reaching the Colegmerate to allow it to bypass the OP Scale. If that fails, I then charge the creepers armed with a flint and steel and blast resistance X diamond armor, and detonate the creepers one after another, with the explosions from said creepers hitting more creepers and causing more damage.

After picking up SCP-914, I gather more endergy with endergize. PS: Can the First Guardian stop repeating my actions in the EOTB? Seriously, just call it a player action and be done with it (I wasn't even supposed to be spawned as an entity in the first place you know, but UserZero somehow got past something that should have been impossible for her to get past, so that means that one of these days Crusher48 will beat something that UserZero defines as impossible to beat).

I flip Crusher off with a convenient mechanical hand, then inform him that he literally can't implement 914 as a whole anyways.

I then stare at Net.

Golem: Bloody hell, people are dense. When I say things, I have the sources to back them you know.

Golem: And I quote:

CCU: GG: SCP-914 will not return. You'll have to remake its functions individually.

CCU: | found that a TAD bit broken.

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