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Crazee Pi decides to continue their plan of stopping people from attacking Earth 2.0 by summoning Flame Hyenard, who repeatedly shouts "BURN" and "BURN TO THE GROUND," annoying people into attacking him instead of Earth 2.0.
[STATS AND STUFF]
[CHARGES]
9/50 ~ THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, WHO HAS DEFEATED ENTIRE LEGIONS OF DEMONS AND OTHER UNMENTIONABLE EVIL STUFF BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO THINK OF ANYTHING BUT DEMONS, AND COULD POSSIBLY END THE UNIVERSE AT ANY MOMENT
The transmission is suddenly cut off. Something just happened...
=Action=
This action is focused.
Time for salt.
I decide to cash in my salt-check, and proceed to pull out a single packet of salt. I eat it whole, without breaking open the packet. It's disgusting, and I spit it out, salty spittle landing on whatever the battlefield is made of at this point in time. The sheer disgusting-ness of the salt makes me want to make some food that doesn't suck! To do this, I begin to scour the internet. I find plenty of delicious recipes, but none of them really fit my vague unexplained craving. After a few minutes, I find a recipe for some delicious factory-made pies! I then proceed to call in a construction crew, spearheaded by some random player named BlastingCap. While he's normally called to destroy things, he's totally capable of building things as well.
After a few minutes, an entire pie-factory is built! I decide to make a giant pie; perhaps I could make the world's best healing item? I flip a switch, and the pie factory begins production. A few strange, green cows are grabbed from a small barn located outside of the factory. They're promptly milked by a team of players with buckets, who proceed to dump the milk with black specks into a hopper. The hopper feeds the milk down into a giant mixer, where it is joined by plenty of locally made flour, which was made from wheat that some Creeper Villagers grew. They're a nice bunch, really.
Through a nether portal, plenty of gigantic wasps are thrown onto an assembly line, where they, and some unlucky hellbats, are horribly cut to bits by saws, mashed into a fine paste, and then processed into honey. This too, is harvested by players with buckets, and dumped into hoppers. After the honey eventually arrives in the mixing unit, a water channel opens, dumping lots of cold water onto the contents of the mixer. A few warning sirens go off, and the workers clear the area as the mixer shuts. However, a few foolish Creeper Workers (godmodder bless their souls) got stuck in the hoppers in an incident involving a renegade cow, and were pushed into the mixer. A gigantic corkscrew proceeds to eviscerate the creepers, and knead the ingredients, making a nice pie dough.
The dough is then pressed through two gigantic rollers, and then the resulting dough sheet is then tossed onto a gigantic pie plate. A carousel proceeds to cycle the pie over to an area, where it is joined by a syrup-like apple filling, which was made from fresh apples, again grown by those Creeper Villagers. Those apples were washed by running it through a gunpowder-powered waterfall, which may or may not be good at keeping the gunpowder and water separate. Once the pie is filled with the applestuff, another sheet of dough is placed over the pie, creating the pie crust. A special bladed device then descends upon the pie, trimming the excess dough and making it look nice in general. The pie is then raised, and shifted over to another conveyor belt.
On this conveyor belt, the pie is run through a gigantic oven. Except instead of fire, hellbats are constantly released into a chamber, which constantly kamikaze on the pie, baking it to a perfect golden brown! The pie is then dropped onto a giant plate, where a forklift proceeds to carry the pie, plate and all, towards an area where we add whipped cream and other nice toppings. From there, I run to a console, and see plenty of pie-toppings. I then hit the salt button, dumping entire bags of salt onto the pie. I then press the whipped cream button, and a button that drops a gigantic central apple on the thing.
I then turn to face my pie. It looks beautiful; the pie crust is perfect and golden, the scent of apples fills the air, there's about fifty-three D.Va mechs inside the pie and the entirety of the AI-Shell Salvation-
It then dawns on me. BlastingCap didn't make me a pie factory. He made me a bomb factory disguised as a pie factory. In a fit of rage, I toss the pie towards Lance, and tell him that he can have it. I then drive over to some random place called BlockDolands, and get a cheeseburger. Heading back to the battlefield, I see the pie. It makes me really upset seeing it, so I decide to tell the AI-Shell Salvation to self-destruct to get rid of the pie.
The pie explodes in a violent burst of salt, hellbats, gunpowder, and general pie guts. The electromagnetic burst released by the AI-Shell Salvation upon death also makes the explosion very "shocking", which also unintentionally results in the shorting out a random Chairian communication unit. Lance, and the entire PZ-Side are caught in a gigantic explosion.
=Command=
The AI-Shell Salvation literally just exploded. So, uh...
Desidia Warded Jar && Rune of Sloth && SCP-1133-6 && Large Anime Girl Plush Doll = Wandworker's Doll (13/13)
Wandworker's Doll: An anime girl plush doll. When invoked, it can manifest jars of [lang="de-DE"]"gift"[/lang] to put your enemies into an endless slumber.
Gula Warded Jar && Rune of Gluttony && SCP-1133-1 && Glass Bottle = Bottle of Beelzebub (9/13)
Superbia Warded Jar && Rune of Pride && SCP-1133-4 && 4x Magic Mirror = Four Mirrors of Lucifer (4/13)
I've compiled some information from my time playing Brave Frontier and have acquired all six of the units in question previously (except the Omni of Lance, but got him shortly after the dop).
Instead of attacking, I drop some knowledge. These are the most likely effects of their charged specials given their info in the games.
- Vargas -
Ragna Break: Deals fire damage, 1 turn of burned to all targets.
Helios Vanguard: Deals fire damage, 2 turns of burned to all targets.
Ardent Flare Ride: All of the six new units' specials deal 10% more damage for 3 turns, in addition to fire damage and 2 turns of burned.
- Selena -
Estreal Bloom: Deals water/ice damage, raises regen given to 15,000 HP for 1 more turn.
Crysta Laviena: Raises regen given to 15,000 HP for 3 turns, deals water/ice damage.
Mercurious Blade: Raises regen given by an extra (10% of Selena's remaining HP + 5000) in addition to dealing water/ice damage.
- Lance -
Mystral Night: Remove positive status effects on targets and deal earth damage.
Earthbond: Negates all negative status effects in addition to effects of Mystral Night.
Starglow Escudo: Reduce threshold for damage reduction to 20,000 HP for 3 turns.
- Eze -
Fulgor Caelestis: Increase crit chance by 5% and minicrit chance by 10% for up to three PZ entities, choices including himself. Crit and minicrit chance double if all targeted entitites attack the same entity. Also deals lightning damage.
Varze Superbia: Same as Fulgor Caelestis but with all chances multiplied by 1.6x.
Supreme Bolt: All damage on hitting the same non-PZ foe multiple times by all entities, not just PZs, gets crit damage.
- Atro -
Innocent Regulus: Deal damage proportional to total percentage of HP remaining on all 6 new PZs, in light-type damage. Boosts all attacks on the hit entities until end of the EoTB by 2000 damage.
Veritas Reve: Deal damage proportional to total percentage of HP remaining on all 6 new PZs, in light-type damage. Boosts all attacks on the hit entities until end of the EoTB by 5000 damage.
Transcendent Sky: Deal heavy damage to all enemies in light-type damage. Leave 2 charge points effect carries over to all 5 other new PZs (if alive) and takes effect once.
- Magress -
Sidereal Blackness: Boosts defense of all 6 new PZs by 15% for 3 turns, in addition to dealing darkness-type damage.
Dark Demise: Same as Sidereal Blackness but affects all PZs including players.
Judecca: Negates defense and evasion for all attacks targeting non-PZs, not just PZs' attacks.
Ritual Action
I quickly construct a spire out of bismuth crystals and summon a bottle of ink, inverted and floating above the tip of the spire. The ink flows quickly, covering every part of the spire. I then place a single Nova Cataclysm at its base and light it.
"Hello. I'd like to make a trade. I'll give you my soul to brand in exchange for the Amethyst Flame, two buckets of avaritine, and a droplet of compressed magetear."
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Location:
Both here
Join Date:
1/5/2012
Posts:
245
Location:
and there at once.
Minecraft:
same as this one
Xbox:
Don't have one
PSN:
Don't want one
Member Details
Adventurer Class. Put into a URL to preserve that rare resource known as Tazz sanity.
Class Tracking:
Attitude: None (2/3 mind)
Tokens: (4, 6, 1)
Total Tokens (8, 10, 5)
List of bought stuff
Conviction x1
Current Entities. Put into quotes so it doesn't show up when Tazz quotes it
Commands:
N/A
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ X ]
Huh... so I got almost the Staff of Ysera from something called 'The Entity'? Have I been blessed by Spider Cthulhu? Spider Cthulhu is the worst Cthulhu because it seems barely able to overpower an immobile college student suspended on a hook.
Also, has anything major happened with Moog city?
Anyway, I have all these shields. I should probably use them. I toss the World Tree Shield onto the ground and use it to grow a small tree. I then put the Black Hole Shield on top of the tree and massively grow the tree, shooting the Black Hole Shield up into the sky. When the shield is halfway between the ground here and Earth, I remotely deactivate the shield's electromagnetic containment field, thus letting a black hole hang in the air to act as a shield against attacks. And then, to gain mass, the black hole promptly eats the massive tree it rode to get up here.
I recover the Black Hole Shield via the power of plot convince and prepare to use it again. This time, I use the Glacier Shield to freeze an area of land and make it slippery. At the end, I put a little black hole and then go to the opposite side and slide the Black Hole Shield down the makeshift bowling ally. When it gets to the end, it gets caught in the gravitational pull of the smaller black hole and that slingshots it around up into the air where it passes by the other black hole, and creates another one. So now, the two black holes orbit around each other and I've created a binary black hole system to act as a shield for Earth.
Binary Black Hole shield:
HP: Whatever/Whatever
Whenever Earth is hit with an attack that targets multiple shields, the Binary Black Hole recovers 5% of its HP.
Of course, given this is a 1 post summon, you don't have to do that little gimmick if you don't want to, Tazz.
Alchemy and charges:
Finished list
Powermace lvl 4, Stormforged Axe lvl 2, Charged Hammer lvl 2, Ekog Clock lvl 3, Coghammer lvl 3, Duotine Gas Generator lvl 5, TrueSilver Champion lvl 5, Argent Lance lvl 2, Sword of Justice lvl 3, Armor of Light lvl 7, Glacier Shield lvl 7, World Tree Shield lvl 10, Black Hold Shield lvl 10, Glove of the Sun lvl 3, Coal lvl1 (YERS!), Glyph of Mana lvl 6, Glyph of Life lvl 8, Glyph of Growth lvl 4, Glyph of Decay lvl 7, Green Staff of Spider Cthulhu lvl ??
(Paper && Ink Dye) || (Wither Skeleton Skull && Podzol) = Glyph of Decay 8/8 DONE
(The Origuni (from Enter the Gungeon) || grey ink) || ((Paper with Proof for the Intermediate Value Theorem && Paper with Proof for the Mean Value Theorem && Paper with Proof for L'Hôpital's Rule) && (Barometer && Stopwatch && Anemometer (measures wind speed && Hand Fan)) = Limit Found 3/16
16/50 A Youkai that may get here by winter
10/50 Right Foot Let's Stomp! For Real this time!
5/50 The First of the Eight Non-robot masters
+22 saved
+3 Ire
Gurann Lagann theme && Break Chip: Break the Unbreakable 4/8
A hammer that is useless, outside of doing what would normally be impossible for a hammer to do
Small Nuke && Flowers II Grass II Mushrooms II Saplings II Bone Meal: Reset Bomb 14/16
PS2 memory card II EXP: Memory is the key 6/??
"I will not just roll over and let an outside force dictate the results of my actions."
Side plot importance!
The Man sticks his sword in the ground, sending jagged lines across it. There is no actual gap, yet when they hit the PZ entities, they begin to crawl up their bodies. They all focus on a single spot: The heart. Each PZ entity has its heart touched by death. But there's no damage. Instead, by attacking the inside, all that's weakened is the outside defenses.
DEBUFFS FOR EVERYONE!!! OF MY ENEMIES!!!
"You'll know what I'm talking about in about...3 turns from now. I look forward to it. And you should not."
CAPTAIN FALCON USES COME ON! YES! ON SELENA.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
To try staving it off for longer, I increase my team-support activity! I induce Fortify on Captain Falcon, which will greatly reduce damage from the next attack it takes.
The Mysteryman: ================================================== 40/50 [ATTACK] (+3 from Cobalt and Krill)
The Interface: ================================================== 39/50 [ATTACK] (+3 from Cobalt and Krill)
The Campfire: ================================================== 27/50 (+3 from Cobalt, +1 from Krill)
I +1 Krill and +2 Cobalt.
Ultra Greed, the Saint of Clutch, purchases all upgrades he hasn't already bought and uses Super Bum/Bumbo on Lance. Sandfall Ampersand uses Crux Conundrum on Frankenstein's Pokemon. He mind controls the Anomaly: Failure to use Indigo Inferno, and he mind controls Vargas to use Crux Conundrum on Selena.
The Every-Dimension Portal's ideas are locked in as an Almond Milk Elemental, A Giant Bedrock Hamster Ball That Is Also Transparent And Is Containing One Million Bulls All Running Cooperatively So That The Ball Can Keep Rolling Without Any Interruption From The Inside And It Can Also Fly Somehow, and a Dodecahedral Potato wielding a Laser Gun. Now it's up to you - the players - to vote on which one is the best! It would help if Tazz could keep track of the votes.
The Scribe walks up to Vargas and deploys the Personal Space Invaders' innocuous double - a PC. Vargas scrutinizes the PC, wondering what purpose it could possibly serve before realizing that he needs a monitor to play the PC! This forces Vargas on a noble adventure hereby dubbed MONITORQUEST. The Scribe, who happens to be a notorious quest-giver, formally gives Vargas this quest, showing him a map of his challenges, of which the fabled Monitor will be at the end. Vargas takes this whole thing in stride, determined to get that Monitor no matter the cost.
After heading into the designated Quest Area™ as dictated by the map, Vargas enters the first obstacle - the Pac-Maze! He is locked into a massive fluorescent maze littered with pellets where he must avoid four technicolor ghosts! Vargas instantly realizes this as Pac-Man, feeling that the whole thing will be a piece of cake and that the ghosts will just be messes of pixels he can instantly kill! But Vargas is filled with unholy fear when he sees the four abominations bearing down on top of him, light frothing from their eyes as they eerily shift across the landscape towards Vargas. In a daze, Vargas runs across the map to frantically avoid the ghosts and collect all the pellets. Right as he nears the last pellet, Clyde pops in from out of nowhere, absorbing Vargas' soul into his being and forcing his body to collapse in an ashen heap on the cold ground.
Vargas somehow manages to escape, brushing off the wounds he received but shivering at the apparent loss of his soul. The Scribe pops in to tell Vargas that at the end of the MONITORQUEST, there's massive heaps of treasure (that he stole from the Venusian system), including treasure chests full of golden weapons, stacks upon stacks of precious minerals and money, and more than a few containers of souls! But Vargas needs to hurry - if he doesn't make it to the Monitor by midnight, the cavity in his chest that contained his soul will overtake him, and he'll lose his physical form!
Energized by a new goal - and a time limit - Vargas forges onwards to the next obstacle! This obstacle is a huge red river, tainted this color by the blood of all Pokemon who have "fainted" in battle. Come on, Nintendo. How dumb do you think we are? They died. The gatekeeper of the river is Sir Nuzlocke, patron of all Nuzlocke Challenges - those brave few who have played through Pokemon, treating every Pokemon they collect as a true individual, one who actually dies if they die. Vargas must answer Sir Nuzlocke's riddles, and only then will be granted passage across the river! When Sir Nuzlocke asks the first question - a very complicated math question that only a computer could answer - Vargas gives up, deciding to run across the river instead. It can't be that deep, right? Famous last words.
Vargas immediately sinks to the bottom of the river, being pulled down by the limbs of thousands of dead Pokemon - from first form to last evolution to Mega Form to mythical to legendary, they're all there. They've all died across every timeline. Vargas' flesh is torn apart and eaten, the Pokemon becoming very eager for more flesh to join them in their eternal wait. And when the first Pikachu to drift down there activates its electric powers, the red river bubbles and froths as Vargas is shocked alive.
Vargas only makes it out due to hitching a ride on some Pokemon Trainer's fishing rod - who would willingly fish in a red river though, seriously. Vargas, now badly injured, scares off the Pokemon Trainer because he accidentally thinks he fished up a zombie. The Pokemon Trainer dropped one of his Pokeballs, though, and when Vargas pops it open, he is ecstatic to find it's a Rayquaza. Vargas rides the Rayquaza up to the heavens in search of the next obstacle. Vargas is locked in a horrifying space battle between the members of Star Fox, using Rayquaza's aerial tactics to dodge their fire! However, when Fox actually does a barrel roll correctly, Rayquaza becomes horribly confused, firing a hyper beam directly at himself! His body explodes and scorches Vargas alive, leaving him floating through space. Vargas spots a floating golden star - a Warp Star - and manages to ride it across the rest of the fight, sustaining heavy damage from passing fire.
Vargas lands into the open mouth of a massive volcano right as the Warp Star loses fuel. He falls directly in, but that's fine, as it's his next stop. Vargas lands into First Person Shooter Hell, ruled by the Doomguy himself. It's a sad picture of a genre's gradual progression into overuse and tepid blandness, and the area reflects that - it's all fire and brimstone at the start until it devolves into a grey monochrome landscape. Doomguy is content to let Vargas run around in the fire and brimstone part though, so he sics an army of demons that he's supposed to be killing onto Vargas, forcing him in gladiatorial combat! Suddenly, the Ghost of Rayquaza spawns in First Person Shooter Hell, but he's still confused! A rogue hyper beam incinerates Doomguy, causing the entire dimension to fall apart! It's at this point that every demon realizes Vargas has no soul, so he literally can't exist in Hell!
Running as fast as he can, Vargas desperately tries to outrun the legions of demons, the crumbling dimension, and his own body that fades without a soul as First Person Shooter Hell collapses! He leaps into the monochrome exterior it became, and realizes he's now in Limbo. The Scribe appears, telling Vargas that he's doing fairly well, and the Monitor isn't very far off! Vargas asks the Scribe if it's even worth it all, saying he has no soul and he's almost at Death's door, so to speak! The Scribe laughs, telling Vargas that when he finds the Monitor and hooks it up to the PC, his entire purpose in life will become clear. He even lets Vargas have a quick bite to eat at the Restaurant at the End of the Internet. Satisfied, Vargas comes out of the restaurant still looking like a post-apocalyptic zombie, but the important thing is he's ready to take on the final obstacles!
Vargas goes to the Infinity Fair from the highly popular final installment in the Spirit Morph Saga and trades some guy a Ghost Rayquaza Tooth for a time machine! Using the time machine, Vargas warps many years into the future... but the future refused to change. Vargas finds himself in the middle of a fierce battle against Lavos, a horrific beast seeking to destroy time itself! He interrupts the heroes of the battle with his sudden arrival, causing Lavos to kill them all instantly. Lavos laughs and begins to destroy time, with Vargas seeing that his time machine is beginning to fade away! Desperately trying to find a way to stop what he has done, Vargas goes back to the Infinity Fair, trading one of his magic swords that he assuredly has for a gigantic asteroid-sized portal! He then goes back to the time of the dinosaurs, putting the asteroid that killed them into the portal! The portal rematerializes in Lavos' era, obliterating Lavos instantly!
Although he's saved time from annihilation, Vargas' degradation from reality due to his lack of a soul is now accelerated because he's affected by the anti-time powers of the late Lavos! Hurrying back to normal time, Vargas prepares for his final challenge at the Halls of Judgement when he realizes he's forced reality into being ruled by dinosaurs, who never actually died! Every living being on the planet exists, but they are now half-lizard! Vargas watches as he is cornered by all these dinosaur creatures, frantically trying to escape as a series of humanoid beings closely approach him from the sea of dinosaurs. Quickly, Vargas grabs one of the dinosaur hybrids and goes back to the Infinity Fair again, trading the hybrid dinosaur for a Familicide Potion! He uses it in normal time, one-shotting every dinosaur hybrid and killing every being in existence instantaneously! A haze of red settles across all points in space as all the blood in the universe dries on Vargas' hands... But Vargas is not swayed. He's getting that monitor.
Vargas, still degrading from existence, stumbles to the Halls of Judgement, adorned by golden pillars and windows streaming with sunlight. There is a still figure wrapped in shadow at the end of the hall who is, presumably, the titular judge. Vargas approaches him, expecting a response, but gets nothing. Vargas shakes the figure, realizing who he is. It's Vargas' own skeleton, hanging from the ceiling, his bones crushed and flickering with static. Vargas wonders how he could end up as a skeleton when his time machine self-destructs, warping Vargas back to a different point in time when the Halls of Judgement still stood! He sees another skeleton there with a blue jacket, who eyes him quizzically. The skeleton chuckles and fades away.
Vargas heads through the doors of the Hall of Judgement, finally making it to the coveted treasure horde! He laughs with glee as he sees the mountains upon mountains of treasure waiting for him! And resting, at the very top, is the Monitor. Vargas climbs up the mounds of treasure and grabs the Monitor... But when he does, the golden light of the chamber shuts off. All the treasure dissolves into sand. The Monitor displays only static, and Vargas peers into it, hearing a haunting voice... "Vargas is me. Vargas is you. Vargas is stuck to the bottom of your shoe. Vargas is me. Vargas is you. Vargas is stuck to the bottom of your shoe. Vargas is me. Vargas is you. Vargas is stuck to the bottom of your shoe." Vargas backs away from the Monitor, dropping it to the ground as he tries to exit the treasure horde - but there is no exit. There is no pause button. There is only one way out. The Scribe cackles from above as he sees the prison of Vargas' own design.
A horrifying foot lurches from the Monitor, composed of the stitched-together corpses of every single reptilian being he just killed with Familicide - every single being in the entire universe. With their all-encompassing power and the blood of superiors pulsing through their decaying heart, the Ur Lizard's foot screams down and crushes Vargas flat, squashing him and sending him back to the Hall of Judgement as a soulless wreck whose bones can't even sustain their own existence.
And there he lies, as a haunted skeleton, forced to judge himself. Forever. And now you might be wondering, children, what is the point of this attack? What's the lesson that can be learned? Well, the lesson here is obvious. "Vargas is me. Vargas is you. Vargas is stuck to the bottom of your shoe. Vargas is me. Vargas is you. Vargas is stuck to the bottom of your shoe. Vargas is me. Vargas is you.
At this moment, I will focus more actions as soon as possible and I wont do Fonts until the editor is fixed.
Current Saga: The Person who blew up Earth (which started in Page 161 when UserZero blew up the Earth)
Current Arc: The Rebuilding of Earth (SAGA FINALE)
Status:
[AZ] Pricey12345: 14/20 HP. (Estimated 56,000 HP remaining from Player HP) (Thats my Vulnerability status.)
Echeladder-style Level 1: XP 77,000/200,000 (+40,000 XP for adding the Barrier for the Earth)
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ X ]
This Action is Focused again so it will have increased possibility of making this thing look awesome. (Saves time for DTG Terraria Posts)
The XP is not only based on damage, but it also be earned for doing such things by supporting Earth, Healing, Dealing damage to a Single damage hitting enemy (4,000 XP per 1 Player HP damage), etc.
Before Attack:
I look at the 6 Heroes of Brave Frontier but i don't want to to attack them yet
Attack: I warp to the area near the Earth 2.0 (Known as The Second Earth) again then I summon a mirror but i think that is not enough to protect that earth yet but, I make the mirror bigger so it is 0.5% of the size of the Second Earth but still not fancy enough... I smother the giant mirror with metal and some meteor scraps and I summon something pretty.
"You are going to see this my friends"
Outcomes a broken star as a result.
"*facepalms*"
I turn the broken star into the star energy to charge up the metallic mirror that I made and it's done but something happened...
"A big light brown floating stone coated with blue and green mixture, I will look at that"
It is the Blue-Green Protectorade coated meteor orbiting the mirror and the second earth itself but i think i was happy at this.
Another Rundown for this thing:
Star-Charged Metallic Meteor smothered Mirror with the Blue-Green Protectorade coated meteor floating around the earth:
HP: To be determined (Bonus HP from Focused Action)
Specials:
Protected by the Blue-Green Protectorade coated meteor which can stop a single attack from a Enemy aligned entity/player before it gets destroyed (Yeah weak meteors wont last long at all either...).
The main barrier can also reflects 1/4th of the damage to the entity (I say, 20,000 damage dealt to it will deal 5,000 damage to the attacker) also I love gimmicks and complications on this.
I also vote for the Almond milk elemental.
RP: Nah
The only Market Yeah screw it... Not doing this...
An Entity Summon 10/50
[THE RESERVED CHARGE WILL BE GOING TO BE NEAR UNLOCKED UNTIL TALIST KNOWS WHAT WE ARE DOING]
ChurgeAtk #1 6/50
Alchemy Creation:
Essence of Sp00p && CD of Halloween Howls 1996 && Speaker that plays Spooky Scary Skeletons && Curved Sword Mold = (Undercharged) Sp00pinat0r's Sp00py Slasher 6/8
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line: Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Mid-Level Alchemies
Allies Action:
We will be return...
+1 to Hezetor, +1 to Toast, +1 to Talist.
Charge Bank: +7 from Toast +6 from Hezetor +4 from Talist = 17 Charge Points in total
OOC: Talist, Are you ready for the big thing happening next turn or later? and Tazz, Dont forget to check the Broken Twist?
Collectionism 6/50
Hamilton OST && Dueling Pistols = Ten Duel Commandments 5/??
The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence = Line of Sight 9/14
Vampire Knives && Railgun && Stopwatch = Scarlet Devil 9/11
16,000/125,000 Lv. 3
I cast Greater Invisibility on Consumer, making them impossible to target. It's totally a buff guise. Totally. Anyways, I vote for the almond milk elemental.
I decide to deal with the new Omnis in a hilarious and original way: a deadly adventure through a fusion of their homeworld of Grand Gaia, the TTS universe, basically every SCP universe ever except the one that's a world that doesn't have SCPs, the Infinite Plane of Fluoroantimonic Acid and Glitch City 2.0.
A mutant ninja burrito teleports the new PZs are teleported to 6 sectors of the USS Radar Overseer II, and by that I mean "hexasected and one part from each unit placed in each sector". Said ship is docked at what appears to be Mistral, except flooded with glitchy nuclear waste that is also semantically assigned to the concept of "clones of Frank Morris". They reform for no reason whatsoever, having taken hexasection damage, and begin their adventure... sort of.
They immediately glitch out due to the infinite stream of nuclear waste that happens to be pouring from a glitch hole in the shape of an asterisk. Riding this nuclear waste are trillions of social justice warriors who proceed to lecture each of them about privilege and how they are oppressing them simply by being male, cisgendered, or violating their "religious" (read: atheist) beliefs. At this point, Eze proceeds to decapitate himself with his massive sword. Unfortunately, the SJWs decide to revive him because he's not gotten off the hook for being male.
Eventually, Atro gets tired of the SJWs' tirade and somehow invokes the power of the glitches latent in this area to summon 16 copies of Urias. He then uses these to decapitate SJWs left and right for 3 seconds before the SJWs form into a giant ball of feminism and telekinetically blow up Atro's swords, causing him to be blown directly into the glitch portal. While this is happening, Vargas is turning the SJWs' tactics against them, claiming that they should check their SJW privilege. However, this enrages the SJWs and the SJW feminism ball crushes him and chases the rest of the units through the rest of Mistral.
On arriving in the glitched equivalent of Morgan, they discover that the entire area is covered in ten feet of communist Tux penguins speaking Lojban. This confuses them so much they have a roflcopter seizure, allowing the Tux penguins to swarm them and inject them with all the Really Sucky Virus strains. All of the detrimental ones, at least. They then discover that Maxwell has merged with the Supreme AI and is the source of the Communist Linux Penguin Army V2 spawning in this area. This revelation shocks them so much their jaws drop so far they dig straight through the ground and get stuck 30 meters underground. The penguins proceed to dump jars of Source SoS into their now-gaping mouths, forcing it down their throats and semantically reassigning their perceived identities to all be Vince Offer.
The Mays-inated units then teleport 36 meters into the air, breaking their jaws on the fall, and proceed to slash at Tux penguins left and right. Unfortunately, the Tux penguins are in god mode, so they only manage to clear a path to St. Lamia that closes behind them.
On arrival in St. Lamia, or its entirely screwed up equivalent, they find that Maxwell has also merged with the corpse of L. L. Zamenhof and the soul of the God of Pitchmanry, Billy Mays. Maxwell teleports to them and immediately begins yelling in the voice of Billy Mays in Esperanto before stabbing all of the units with super-sharp enlarged Hercules Hooks, including Atro and Vargas who have somehow recovered from their previous predicament.
Just then, the JOJite ship teleports in and picks up all the units. Unfortunately, their sprites are too big to fit into the JOJite ship, so the JOJites hang them all off the edge of a ship and immediately fly into a random building, slamming them into the part of glitchy land that is formed from the Infinite Plane of Fluoroantimonic Acid. They are dissolved and reform on the other side with severe acid burns, because I'm not done yet.
After arriving in Cordelica, which is now upside down over a bottomless pit, they all get pushed into the pit by a fusion of every character from Gravity Falls, except it's four-dimensional and also made of steel beams. The reference I made gets the Ancient Joke Police angry at the units for no reason, but the units point out that last turn they were an ancient joke themselves. This knowledge of something that happened before their summoning results in the Ancient Joke Police giving up on arresting them and instead just dropping the NSA Jail into the bottomless pit and teleporting the units inside.
The NSA Jail proceeds to release a fake version of Half-Life 3 onto their minds. This version of Half-Life 3 is basically a signal flare for the trillions of drive-by installations of malware, such as Windows Crazy Colors, Windows Jibberish, Windows Roflcopter Seizure and Windows Jacksonville, Florida.
Said Windows Jacksonville, Florida OS is in fact the worst OS ever, just as in a certain multiverse Jacksonville, Florida is the worst dimension of Realm 6. In fact, it's worse than Windows Sudden Death, Windows Instant Death, Windows Vist8, and a potato combined. This causes the units to instantly implode and be consumed by sentient black holes from the sixth dimension. It is then they notice the NSA Jail is actually run by the SJW Army!
The SJWs proceed to lecture them, while they are stuck in the sentient black holes, about white cis male privilege. The fact that a majority of the six units are male results in the SJWs raging horribly as they are "triggered". Suddenly, the Murderer of SJWs, also known as Cyborg Christian Brutal Sniper, not to be confused with regular Christian Brutal Sniper, brutally murders the SJWs and also the units, mistaking them for SJWs.
The units are teleported to the region of... This isn't a region, it's the Plane of Infinite Heat, which burns the units to a crisp!
As requested by a certain ROFLcopter Squad member, the Plane of Infinite Heat is then dumped out onto the battlefield after its heat is temporarily removed by a potato. The burnt units reform having suffered severe damage.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
3/13/2011
Posts:
61
Minecraft:
crystalcat
Member Details
==Turn 1==
Level 3
Ante Matter: 100,000/125,000.
==Alchemies/Charges==
Darkness: 20/50.
Charge #6: 23/50. (+1 from Toast.)
Evidence Decorruption: 50/50, waiting on another player.
+3 to nulitor
Metal Rod || (Never Tell Me the Odds && Pure Probability Energy) == The Betmaker 10/14
Module && Miniature Red Sun == Red Sun Module 7/16
Boots && True Essence of Speed == Boots of Surpassing Movement 6/11
==Action/RP==
Post likely focused: if this sentence is still here at dop time, it probably is.
I vote for the Almond Milk Elemental. ((No colors and fonts for this post, hardware limitations. I'll see about editing them in later.))
Crystal grins over at Erelye. "Well, now that I have materials, why not get something to use those materials to their fullest? Or two things, rather. A bucket of avaritine and a CELPH-H-IXIS, in return for... say, a Mark."
Crystal on the battlefield looks up at Earth 2.0, seeing Mars diving down towards the server and a conspicuous lack of massive blasts of sunfire and other destructive forces dispelling attacks that are aimed towards the planet. Barrier down, so soon. He growls slightly in annoyance, before taking out a giant apple. He grabs a syringe from nowhere and injects it into the apple, the syringe being full of the DNA of Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak, the founders of Apple, as well as high-tech nanobots programmed to replicate the DNA using the apple. He then pulls out a high-tech-looking door and sticks it onto the apple. The door spouts some gibberish about calibrating and asks nearby people to avoid considering tubes. Finally, a light on the door blinks green, and a lock unlocks. Crystal opens it and steps through.
Crystal steps into the personal endozone of the apple, and immediately notices two things. First, the normal landscape has been somewhat overgrown with strands of what looks like thick string, but, when examined more closely, is DNA. Second, there is a massive monolithic structure in the distance, looking like a huge Apple store. Intrigued, he walks closer, and sees that the web of DNA around him grows denser the closer he gets to the Apple store. He enters the store, (which appears to sell... apple products and Apple products, of course) and sees that (1): the web of DNA is thickest there; (2): the DNA forms a massive head hanging from the ceiling, which looks like a fusion of Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak; (3): the head just twitched; and (4): AAAAAAAAAGH!
The head speaks. "We are Steve. Within this zone, we know all. We feel all. We are all. What do you wish?"
Crystal gulps. "What happened to this zone?"
Steve grins. "You happened. You took the apple which represents this zone on another layer and injected it with the DNA that would become us. With the help of those oh-so-useful servants you provided, we spread. We multiplied. We profited. And we triumphed. The last pockets of resistance still hide out in isolated cells where they think we cannot reach. They are wrong. They will be converted, sooner or later, willingly or no, and set to join our workforce, working all d&;/,y, every d(#\^y, and buying the products that they themselves make with the scrip we provide. The Profit has triumphed throughout this apple. We extend throughout it in its entirety. Now, what do you want from me? You would not have created me if you did not wish for something."
Crystal, himself, grins. "Well..."
Some time later, Crystal exits the apple and shuts off the door, ripping it from its housing before incinerating the apple in a blast of roaring flame. He takes a monolithic blocky white box with rounded corners from hammerspace, sets it down, opens a hatch on the top, and pours a gallon of apple juice in for fuel. He then touches a subtle button on the top of the box, and it lights up as Crystal steps well back.
The box abruptly rockets into the sky, surrounded by a blue aura, before it unfolds into a massive barrier. Several blue shields flicker on the front, and the structure itself looks quite sturdy. The entire thing thrums with power, and unfolds several blue-glowing thrusters, moving to intelligently intercept attacks.
Apple Apple Barrier summoned!
This barrier is actually quite intelligent, using a proprietary set of software cooked up by Steve himself. It actively intercepts the strongest attacks of the turn using its two shields, and, after all shields are depleted, maneuvers itself out of the way of attacks while it waits for its barriers to recharge -- attacks directed against Earth during this time have a 50% chance to miss it and hit Earth. It regenerates one shield per turn. As compensation for this intelligence and regenerating shielding power, it is fairly frail. Feel free to balance as necessary, Tazz.
Crystal then messages Notch a second time.
Crystal: Okay, since I assume attempting to teleport straight to you would get me quickly vaporized, consumed in holy fire, or otherwise eradicated, (no god would go without anti-teleportation wards on his inner sanctum) anywhere I can meet you to confirm? Might need some space to draw up a ritual circle or two. I promise I'll clean up after, though.
Play Of The Game: 5/25 (+1 from battlefury, +1 from consumer)
I'm lazy and bogged down with work IRL at the moment. Therefore, low-effort action. Mostly consisting of Walker tossing Selena a stack of Fortification.
Finally... it is time. Finally... FINALLY! I COMPLETE THE LAST CREATION! THE LAST PIECE!
It's... IT'S... IT'S...
...A simple pie stand.
"Selling pies! Only $0.00 a pie! Flavors random! Get one now!"
I sit there, with a big fake customer-service smile on my face, all ready to serve a pie. Richard stares. After all the suspense... is it just a pie stand? No, it can't be... yet somehow, he finds himself walking towards it, as though he and this pie stand were fated to collide in this crazy universe. Richard walking to the pie stand is an inevitable action, not something that can be altered in any timeline. After what seems like an eternity, Richard finally reaches the pie stand. He mumbles something, but it's too late-I have already procured a nice, random-flavored pie for him, and shoved it down his gullet as he tries to force out an impossible refusal.
As it goes into his iron stomach, the pie begins to take effect. You see, the control panel before was actually an incredibly powerful, yet very specific, control panel: It controlled all random-pie related RNG! It would manipulate the very basic fabric of time, space, and paradoxes, rolling them together to pick one specific flavor of pie for my stand to give to Richard:
Mud pie flavored!
But not just any mud pie. Oh no. The flavor of mud Richard just ate was mud from the swamp of eternal ugliness, which was filled with the mud of eternal ugliness.
Almost immediately, the mud begins to bubble and shift inside Richard's body, as if eager to inflict ugliness upon a new victim. The mud spreads through Richard's body, infecting everything, starting with his arms. Immediately, a stone-like film spreads over Richard's arm, changing the skin color from tan to the ugliest possible shade of grey, with many dark zits popping up everywhere. The arm grows bloated and warped, looking not just ugly, but WRONG on some fundamental level-it's clear that the body was not meant to look this way!
Richard tries to dash over to the mirror, but he feels it take hold of his legs! They bloat, stretch to unequal heights! Richard trips over himself, landing facefirst, but the ugliness is there too! It corrupts his face, pushing his nose underneath folds of grey, rotted skin, obscuring an eye, with the other one jabbed by the growing skin, forcing Richard to close it halfways. The zits begin to leak pus, making it look as though Richard is crying.
But then, the party takes notice! They look over, and see Richard's bloated and crippled form, magnified to 100x easily visible size in the giant mirror, and then the poor man stuck on the ground! Richard's prepared for them to laugh, but... that's not what happens. People begin pulling out their phones and posting on social media, things like:
Look at this poor man :C
Someone needs to call an ambulance! I can't imagine the pain he must be in!
I'm happy I'm not him, but it's so terrible... he needs help...
Whoever did this to him should be put in jail!
Their reaction is not one of mean jibes, or making the pain worse... no, it's something more terrible than that... pity. Richard, a powerful godmodder, someone far above these infidels, is receiving their pity, as he is reduced to a status less than them.
Richard looks at the statue I built. He sees his old self, a good-looking strong godmodder. He looks at the mirror, to see a defeated, helpless player. He looks at the statue. He was strong. Mirror. He is weak. Statue. Powerful. Mirror. Pathetic. Feared. Pitied. Awe-Inspiring. Deplorable. Handsome. Eye-insulting. Amazing. Horrible.
Richard is struck by the sheer realization, the sheer physical and mental pain, of being powerless and ugly in the face of this terrible, terrible mud pie. It'll wear off eventually, but he doesn't know that. He would let out an animal scream... if he could open his mouth.
Oh, this is the true power of chocolate, hmm and also the powers of curses.
Now, now that this kid is dead, now by the laws of this place, I can finally absorb his powers, his determination.
Hezetor telekinetically moves Chara's corpse next to him and after stripping it of his belongings touches Chara's head with his right hand while emitting a pale blue light, in a moment Chara's essence is one with Hezetor, not only he fed on his determination (if any is left) but most importantly he absorbs his powers.
[Chara's powers put on slot 1]
Chairs
As soon as the communication ends Hezetor teleports all the bombs and the earpiece at 7000m from the surface of this planet, then uses his Orb of Void manipulation to become invisible as he follows the Chairian forces.
Moog city
Hezetor: ...could you please tell me the closest centre of power or a building where the local authorities reside?
As soon as he gets the informations he teleports here and enters, he then asks as he did before for the location of Braxis.
Ritual
Hezetor then burns a fern doused in ink and proceeds to inhale the fumes.
After appearing before Erelye he speaks:
Hezetor: You should be Erelye, right? I've read a bit about you... but most importantly I've heard that you are open for deals.
Hezetor: I'm Hezetor, Wise of the Six Lines, Connoisseur of Changes.
Hezetor: I seek knowledge that no one should know, powers that should not be tapped and hidden secrets that should not be revealed.
Hezetor: Do you posses something that meets my demands?
[after he proposes the price of a mark]
Hezetor: Could you please explain in detail the effect of such a thing on my soul?
@Tazz Hezetor's armor is 5, +1 from Metallica Module and +1 from Superior Metallurgy
Also I inspect and install the alchemiter upgrade, if that wasn't already installed.
...... 49/50
....39/50 +1 from Toast, +1 from Talist. +1 from Pricey
+1 Talist, + 1 Pricey and +1 Toast.
Charge bank: +5 (tazz) +7 (Toast, Talist, Pricey)
Module of atomic manipulation && Module of stasis
manipulation && Module of quantum manipulation (neutrinos) =
Module of Total Manipulation (Level 15: 16/16) Complete!
Module && Zweihander && Chaos Flame Ember &&
Soul of a Great Hero = Module of the Titan Patriarch (Level 12: 6/13)
Module && scroll with written over the spell "Major
regeneration" && scroll with written over the spell "Greater
restoration" = Restoration Module (Level 10: 4/11)
I shoot the Informant with a healing dart, and he uses Guns Akimbo! on Selena and Magress.
Marvel of Machinery: 35/50
Hush: 6/50
The Secret of the Gungeon: 6/50
It's High Noon
Ultra Mega Uber Super Grand Hyper Terrific Dynamic Epic ????? Attack:
================================================== 7/50
name not found :
Gravity Magnagun:
===== 2/5
+3 to Cobalt
_________________________________
Deez eez alchermiez:
Kusarigama && Handheld Dark Energy Generator && Kusarigama = Noctem Dreadmill 4/??
Arm Cannon || Supercharged Gravity Gun = Arm Gravitizer 2/??
_________________________________
Rip "Perfect" Barrier. You died so young.....
OK time to make a new barrier
....I cover the entirety of Earth 2.0 and its barriers under a giant blanket sheet.
Krill13: Earth 2.0? What are you talking about? All I see is a definitely-not-suspicious white space.
_________________________________
As for the the Everydimension portal, can we vote on our own nominees? Cause I'm voting for...let's just call it Giant Bull-Operated Hamster Ball.
Krill13's Models
Diluvium AND energy condenser 5/16
Levis Ignis AND energy condenser 10/16
Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 16/16
16/20 for a space station
16/50 for an open deal?
43/50 for Initiation
+3 to tabbune
Finally, the orb of earth shoots out of the ether of not yet being and flies into The King's body.
He seems a lot more solid now...
And suddenly a massive boulder, the size of a large mountain, lifts itself up out of the ground and flings into orbit.
He also seems a lot more powerful.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Crazee Pi decides to continue their plan of stopping people from attacking Earth 2.0 by summoning Flame Hyenard, who repeatedly shouts "BURN" and "BURN TO THE GROUND," annoying people into attacking him instead of Earth 2.0.
[STATS AND STUFF]
[CHARGES]
9/50 ~ THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, WHO HAS DEFEATED ENTIRE LEGIONS OF DEMONS AND OTHER UNMENTIONABLE EVIL STUFF BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO THINK OF ANYTHING BUT DEMONS, AND COULD POSSIBLY END THE UNIVERSE AT ANY MOMENT
7/40 ~ RNGesus
4/35 ~ Cheese
[ENTITIES]
None
[INVENTORY]
None
[ALCHEMIES]
None
=Turn One=
(6 / 20) Boost Ring
(10 / 50) (+3, FSBN) Lightswitch Rave
+3 FSBN
=Chairs=
Responding to that post some time ago. Once again, in Courier new. Why doesn't it workkkk
??: well.of.course.he's.the.top.of.this.reality
??: has.there.ever.been.a.reality.where.a.figure.called.god.isn't.the.top?
??: probably.
??: but.yes.calling.off.squads
The Chairian Force Leader is suddenly given a message to retreat because of an imminent gigantic explosion.
??: there.
??: while.there.may.be.no.actual.explosion.it.should.make.him.hurry.and.leave.
??: anyway-
The transmission is suddenly cut off. Something just happened...
=Action=
This action is focused.
Time for salt.
I decide to cash in my salt-check, and proceed to pull out a single packet of salt. I eat it whole, without breaking open the packet. It's disgusting, and I spit it out, salty spittle landing on whatever the battlefield is made of at this point in time. The sheer disgusting-ness of the salt makes me want to make some food that doesn't suck! To do this, I begin to scour the internet. I find plenty of delicious recipes, but none of them really fit my vague unexplained craving. After a few minutes, I find a recipe for some delicious factory-made pies! I then proceed to call in a construction crew, spearheaded by some random player named BlastingCap. While he's normally called to destroy things, he's totally capable of building things as well.
After a few minutes, an entire pie-factory is built! I decide to make a giant pie; perhaps I could make the world's best healing item? I flip a switch, and the pie factory begins production. A few strange, green cows are grabbed from a small barn located outside of the factory. They're promptly milked by a team of players with buckets, who proceed to dump the milk with black specks into a hopper. The hopper feeds the milk down into a giant mixer, where it is joined by plenty of locally made flour, which was made from wheat that some Creeper Villagers grew. They're a nice bunch, really.
Through a nether portal, plenty of gigantic wasps are thrown onto an assembly line, where they, and some unlucky hellbats, are horribly cut to bits by saws, mashed into a fine paste, and then processed into honey. This too, is harvested by players with buckets, and dumped into hoppers. After the honey eventually arrives in the mixing unit, a water channel opens, dumping lots of cold water onto the contents of the mixer. A few warning sirens go off, and the workers clear the area as the mixer shuts. However, a few foolish Creeper Workers (godmodder bless their souls) got stuck in the hoppers in an incident involving a renegade cow, and were pushed into the mixer. A gigantic corkscrew proceeds to eviscerate the creepers, and knead the ingredients, making a nice pie dough.
The dough is then pressed through two gigantic rollers, and then the resulting dough sheet is then tossed onto a gigantic pie plate. A carousel proceeds to cycle the pie over to an area, where it is joined by a syrup-like apple filling, which was made from fresh apples, again grown by those Creeper Villagers. Those apples were washed by running it through a gunpowder-powered waterfall, which may or may not be good at keeping the gunpowder and water separate. Once the pie is filled with the applestuff, another sheet of dough is placed over the pie, creating the pie crust. A special bladed device then descends upon the pie, trimming the excess dough and making it look nice in general. The pie is then raised, and shifted over to another conveyor belt.
On this conveyor belt, the pie is run through a gigantic oven. Except instead of fire, hellbats are constantly released into a chamber, which constantly kamikaze on the pie, baking it to a perfect golden brown! The pie is then dropped onto a giant plate, where a forklift proceeds to carry the pie, plate and all, towards an area where we add whipped cream and other nice toppings. From there, I run to a console, and see plenty of pie-toppings. I then hit the salt button, dumping entire bags of salt onto the pie. I then press the whipped cream button, and a button that drops a gigantic central apple on the thing.
I then turn to face my pie. It looks beautiful; the pie crust is perfect and golden, the scent of apples fills the air, there's about fifty-three D.Va mechs inside the pie and the entirety of the AI-Shell Salvation-
It then dawns on me. BlastingCap didn't make me a pie factory. He made me a bomb factory disguised as a pie factory. In a fit of rage, I toss the pie towards Lance, and tell him that he can have it. I then drive over to some random place called BlockDolands, and get a cheeseburger. Heading back to the battlefield, I see the pie. It makes me really upset seeing it, so I decide to tell the AI-Shell Salvation to self-destruct to get rid of the pie.
The pie explodes in a violent burst of salt, hellbats, gunpowder, and general pie guts. The electromagnetic burst released by the AI-Shell Salvation upon death also makes the explosion very "shocking", which also unintentionally results in the shorting out a random Chairian communication unit. Lance, and the entire PZ-Side are caught in a gigantic explosion.
=Command=
The AI-Shell Salvation literally just exploded. So, uh...
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Alchemies
Desidia Warded Jar && Rune of Sloth && SCP-1133-6 && Large Anime Girl Plush Doll = Wandworker's Doll (13/13)
Wandworker's Doll: An anime girl plush doll. When invoked, it can manifest jars of [lang="de-DE"]"gift"[/lang] to put your enemies into an endless slumber.
Gula Warded Jar && Rune of Gluttony && SCP-1133-1 && Glass Bottle = Bottle of Beelzebub (9/13)
Superbia Warded Jar && Rune of Pride && SCP-1133-4 && 4x Magic Mirror = Four Mirrors of Lucifer (4/13)
Luminite (Lv. 7, no desc given when completed, desc pl0x) && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Light Module Mk. II (1/?)
Charges
Project M12-The Typographer (42/50)
Project M14-The Speedcuber (10/50)
Project M15-%appdata% (20/30)
+3 to TwinBuilder
Action
I've compiled some information from my time playing Brave Frontier and have acquired all six of the units in question previously (except the Omni of Lance, but got him shortly after the dop).
Instead of attacking, I drop some knowledge. These are the most likely effects of their charged specials given their info in the games.
- Vargas -
Ragna Break: Deals fire damage, 1 turn of burned to all targets.
Helios Vanguard: Deals fire damage, 2 turns of burned to all targets.
Ardent Flare Ride: All of the six new units' specials deal 10% more damage for 3 turns, in addition to fire damage and 2 turns of burned.
- Selena -
Estreal Bloom: Deals water/ice damage, raises regen given to 15,000 HP for 1 more turn.
Crysta Laviena: Raises regen given to 15,000 HP for 3 turns, deals water/ice damage.
Mercurious Blade: Raises regen given by an extra (10% of Selena's remaining HP + 5000) in addition to dealing water/ice damage.
- Lance -
Mystral Night: Remove positive status effects on targets and deal earth damage.
Earthbond: Negates all negative status effects in addition to effects of Mystral Night.
Starglow Escudo: Reduce threshold for damage reduction to 20,000 HP for 3 turns.
- Eze -
Fulgor Caelestis: Increase crit chance by 5% and minicrit chance by 10% for up to three PZ entities, choices including himself. Crit and minicrit chance double if all targeted entitites attack the same entity. Also deals lightning damage.Varze Superbia: Same as Fulgor Caelestis but with all chances multiplied by 1.6x.
Supreme Bolt: All damage on hitting the same non-PZ foe multiple times by all entities, not just PZs, gets crit damage.
- Atro -
Innocent Regulus: Deal damage proportional to total percentage of HP remaining on all 6 new PZs, in light-type damage. Boosts all attacks on the hit entities until end of the EoTB by 2000 damage.
Veritas Reve: Deal damage proportional to total percentage of HP remaining on all 6 new PZs, in light-type damage. Boosts all attacks on the hit entities until end of the EoTB by 5000 damage.
Transcendent Sky: Deal heavy damage to all enemies in light-type damage. Leave 2 charge points effect carries over to all 5 other new PZs (if alive) and takes effect once.
- Magress -
Sidereal Blackness: Boosts defense of all 6 new PZs by 15% for 3 turns, in addition to dealing darkness-type damage.
Dark Demise: Same as Sidereal Blackness but affects all PZs including players.
Judecca: Negates defense and evasion for all attacks targeting non-PZs, not just PZs' attacks.
Ritual Action
I quickly construct a spire out of bismuth crystals and summon a bottle of ink, inverted and floating above the tip of the spire. The ink flows quickly, covering every part of the spire. I then place a single Nova Cataclysm at its base and light it.
"Hello. I'd like to make a trade. I'll give you my soul to brand in exchange for the Amethyst Flame, two buckets of avaritine, and a droplet of compressed magetear."
Adventurer Class. Put into a URL to preserve that rare resource known as Tazz sanity.
Class Tracking:
Attitude: None (2/3 mind)
Tokens: (4, 6, 1)
Total Tokens (8, 10, 5)
Commands:
N/A
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ X ]
Huh... so I got almost the Staff of Ysera from something called 'The Entity'? Have I been blessed by Spider Cthulhu? Spider Cthulhu is the worst Cthulhu because it seems barely able to overpower an immobile college student suspended on a hook.
Also, has anything major happened with Moog city?
Anyway, I have all these shields. I should probably use them. I toss the World Tree Shield onto the ground and use it to grow a small tree. I then put the Black Hole Shield on top of the tree and massively grow the tree, shooting the Black Hole Shield up into the sky. When the shield is halfway between the ground here and Earth, I remotely deactivate the shield's electromagnetic containment field, thus letting a black hole hang in the air to act as a shield against attacks. And then, to gain mass, the black hole promptly eats the massive tree it rode to get up here.
I recover the Black Hole Shield via the power of plot convince and prepare to use it again. This time, I use the Glacier Shield to freeze an area of land and make it slippery. At the end, I put a little black hole and then go to the opposite side and slide the Black Hole Shield down the makeshift bowling ally. When it gets to the end, it gets caught in the gravitational pull of the smaller black hole and that slingshots it around up into the air where it passes by the other black hole, and creates another one. So now, the two black holes orbit around each other and I've created a binary black hole system to act as a shield for Earth.
Binary Black Hole shield:
HP: Whatever/Whatever
Whenever Earth is hit with an attack that targets multiple shields, the Binary Black Hole recovers 5% of its HP.
Of course, given this is a 1 post summon, you don't have to do that little gimmick if you don't want to, Tazz.
Alchemy and charges:
(Paper && Ink Dye) || (Wither Skeleton Skull && Podzol) = Glyph of Decay 8/8 DONE
(The Origuni (from Enter the Gungeon) || grey ink) || ((Paper with Proof for the Intermediate Value Theorem && Paper with Proof for the Mean Value Theorem && Paper with Proof for L'Hôpital's Rule) && (Barometer && Stopwatch && Anemometer (measures wind speed && Hand Fan)) = Limit Found 3/16
PowerMace && Stormforged Axe && Charged Hammer && Dr.Balanced's Boombot = The BoomHammer 8/13
Got +17. +1 to Pricey, +1 to Hezetor, +1 to Tabbune
Something: 2/50
Project Sun: 42/50 Initiate the thingy! Might.
Project Moon: 33/50 More mind melting than Cthulhu. Hopefully anyway. Mind.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
My Best Map so farAll my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
16/50 A Youkai that may get here by winter
10/50 Right Foot Let's Stomp! For Real this time!
5/50 The First of the Eight Non-robot masters
+22 saved
+3 Ire
Gurann Lagann theme && Break Chip: Break the Unbreakable 4/8
A hammer that is useless, outside of doing what would normally be impossible for a hammer to do
Small Nuke && Flowers II Grass II Mushrooms II Saplings II Bone Meal: Reset Bomb 14/16
PS2 memory card II EXP: Memory is the key 6/??
"I will not just roll over and let an outside force dictate the results of my actions."
Side plot importance!
The Man sticks his sword in the ground, sending jagged lines across it. There is no actual gap, yet when they hit the PZ entities, they begin to crawl up their bodies. They all focus on a single spot: The heart. Each PZ entity has its heart touched by death. But there's no damage. Instead, by attacking the inside, all that's weakened is the outside defenses.
DEBUFFS FOR EVERYONE!!! OF MY ENEMIES!!!
"You'll know what I'm talking about in about...3 turns from now. I look forward to it. And you should not."
CAPTAIN FALCON USES COME ON! YES! ON SELENA.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Well, I did miss.
Also someone please critique my new avvy.
Action 2/2
Shock Trooper Part B: 33/50
An Era of Peace: 28/50
I +Assist crystalcat again.
Rotik Nexusruin [Lvl.9 Assault Rifle]: 5/10
Shielder's Salvation [Lvl.7 Medigun]: 5/8
Sky's Edge [Lvl.7 Axe]: 5/8
Uh oh. My killing instinct is getting to me.
To try staving it off for longer, I increase my team-support activity! I induce Fortify on Captain Falcon, which will greatly reduce damage from the next attack it takes.
Über (Super Prototype Medigun): 2/9 [IIIIIIIII]
Sanity: 14/100
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
The Mysteryman: ================================================== 40/50 [ATTACK] (+3 from Cobalt and Krill)
The Interface: ================================================== 39/50 [ATTACK] (+3 from Cobalt and Krill)
The Campfire: ================================================== 27/50 (+3 from Cobalt, +1 from Krill)
I +1 Krill and +2 Cobalt.
Ultra Greed, the Saint of Clutch, purchases all upgrades he hasn't already bought and uses Super Bum/Bumbo on Lance. Sandfall Ampersand uses Crux Conundrum on Frankenstein's Pokemon. He mind controls the Anomaly: Failure to use Indigo Inferno, and he mind controls Vargas to use Crux Conundrum on Selena.
The Every-Dimension Portal's ideas are locked in as an Almond Milk Elemental, A Giant Bedrock Hamster Ball That Is Also Transparent And Is Containing One Million Bulls All Running Cooperatively So That The Ball Can Keep Rolling Without Any Interruption From The Inside And It Can Also Fly Somehow, and a Dodecahedral Potato wielding a Laser Gun. Now it's up to you - the players - to vote on which one is the best! It would help if Tazz could keep track of the votes.
The Scribe walks up to Vargas and deploys the Personal Space Invaders' innocuous double - a PC. Vargas scrutinizes the PC, wondering what purpose it could possibly serve before realizing that he needs a monitor to play the PC! This forces Vargas on a noble adventure hereby dubbed MONITORQUEST. The Scribe, who happens to be a notorious quest-giver, formally gives Vargas this quest, showing him a map of his challenges, of which the fabled Monitor will be at the end. Vargas takes this whole thing in stride, determined to get that Monitor no matter the cost.
After heading into the designated Quest Area™ as dictated by the map, Vargas enters the first obstacle - the Pac-Maze! He is locked into a massive fluorescent maze littered with pellets where he must avoid four technicolor ghosts! Vargas instantly realizes this as Pac-Man, feeling that the whole thing will be a piece of cake and that the ghosts will just be messes of pixels he can instantly kill! But Vargas is filled with unholy fear when he sees the four abominations bearing down on top of him, light frothing from their eyes as they eerily shift across the landscape towards Vargas. In a daze, Vargas runs across the map to frantically avoid the ghosts and collect all the pellets. Right as he nears the last pellet, Clyde pops in from out of nowhere, absorbing Vargas' soul into his being and forcing his body to collapse in an ashen heap on the cold ground.
Vargas somehow manages to escape, brushing off the wounds he received but shivering at the apparent loss of his soul. The Scribe pops in to tell Vargas that at the end of the MONITORQUEST, there's massive heaps of treasure (that he stole from the Venusian system), including treasure chests full of golden weapons, stacks upon stacks of precious minerals and money, and more than a few containers of souls! But Vargas needs to hurry - if he doesn't make it to the Monitor by midnight, the cavity in his chest that contained his soul will overtake him, and he'll lose his physical form!
Energized by a new goal - and a time limit - Vargas forges onwards to the next obstacle! This obstacle is a huge red river, tainted this color by the blood of all Pokemon who have "fainted" in battle. Come on, Nintendo. How dumb do you think we are? They died. The gatekeeper of the river is Sir Nuzlocke, patron of all Nuzlocke Challenges - those brave few who have played through Pokemon, treating every Pokemon they collect as a true individual, one who actually dies if they die. Vargas must answer Sir Nuzlocke's riddles, and only then will be granted passage across the river! When Sir Nuzlocke asks the first question - a very complicated math question that only a computer could answer - Vargas gives up, deciding to run across the river instead. It can't be that deep, right? Famous last words.
Vargas immediately sinks to the bottom of the river, being pulled down by the limbs of thousands of dead Pokemon - from first form to last evolution to Mega Form to mythical to legendary, they're all there. They've all died across every timeline. Vargas' flesh is torn apart and eaten, the Pokemon becoming very eager for more flesh to join them in their eternal wait. And when the first Pikachu to drift down there activates its electric powers, the red river bubbles and froths as Vargas is shocked alive.
Vargas only makes it out due to hitching a ride on some Pokemon Trainer's fishing rod - who would willingly fish in a red river though, seriously. Vargas, now badly injured, scares off the Pokemon Trainer because he accidentally thinks he fished up a zombie. The Pokemon Trainer dropped one of his Pokeballs, though, and when Vargas pops it open, he is ecstatic to find it's a Rayquaza. Vargas rides the Rayquaza up to the heavens in search of the next obstacle. Vargas is locked in a horrifying space battle between the members of Star Fox, using Rayquaza's aerial tactics to dodge their fire! However, when Fox actually does a barrel roll correctly, Rayquaza becomes horribly confused, firing a hyper beam directly at himself! His body explodes and scorches Vargas alive, leaving him floating through space. Vargas spots a floating golden star - a Warp Star - and manages to ride it across the rest of the fight, sustaining heavy damage from passing fire.
Vargas lands into the open mouth of a massive volcano right as the Warp Star loses fuel. He falls directly in, but that's fine, as it's his next stop. Vargas lands into First Person Shooter Hell, ruled by the Doomguy himself. It's a sad picture of a genre's gradual progression into overuse and tepid blandness, and the area reflects that - it's all fire and brimstone at the start until it devolves into a grey monochrome landscape. Doomguy is content to let Vargas run around in the fire and brimstone part though, so he sics an army of demons that he's supposed to be killing onto Vargas, forcing him in gladiatorial combat! Suddenly, the Ghost of Rayquaza spawns in First Person Shooter Hell, but he's still confused! A rogue hyper beam incinerates Doomguy, causing the entire dimension to fall apart! It's at this point that every demon realizes Vargas has no soul, so he literally can't exist in Hell!
Running as fast as he can, Vargas desperately tries to outrun the legions of demons, the crumbling dimension, and his own body that fades without a soul as First Person Shooter Hell collapses! He leaps into the monochrome exterior it became, and realizes he's now in Limbo. The Scribe appears, telling Vargas that he's doing fairly well, and the Monitor isn't very far off! Vargas asks the Scribe if it's even worth it all, saying he has no soul and he's almost at Death's door, so to speak! The Scribe laughs, telling Vargas that when he finds the Monitor and hooks it up to the PC, his entire purpose in life will become clear. He even lets Vargas have a quick bite to eat at the Restaurant at the End of the Internet. Satisfied, Vargas comes out of the restaurant still looking like a post-apocalyptic zombie, but the important thing is he's ready to take on the final obstacles!
Vargas goes to the Infinity Fair from the highly popular final installment in the Spirit Morph Saga and trades some guy a Ghost Rayquaza Tooth for a time machine! Using the time machine, Vargas warps many years into the future... but the future refused to change. Vargas finds himself in the middle of a fierce battle against Lavos, a horrific beast seeking to destroy time itself! He interrupts the heroes of the battle with his sudden arrival, causing Lavos to kill them all instantly. Lavos laughs and begins to destroy time, with Vargas seeing that his time machine is beginning to fade away! Desperately trying to find a way to stop what he has done, Vargas goes back to the Infinity Fair, trading one of his magic swords that he assuredly has for a gigantic asteroid-sized portal! He then goes back to the time of the dinosaurs, putting the asteroid that killed them into the portal! The portal rematerializes in Lavos' era, obliterating Lavos instantly!
Although he's saved time from annihilation, Vargas' degradation from reality due to his lack of a soul is now accelerated because he's affected by the anti-time powers of the late Lavos! Hurrying back to normal time, Vargas prepares for his final challenge at the Halls of Judgement when he realizes he's forced reality into being ruled by dinosaurs, who never actually died! Every living being on the planet exists, but they are now half-lizard! Vargas watches as he is cornered by all these dinosaur creatures, frantically trying to escape as a series of humanoid beings closely approach him from the sea of dinosaurs. Quickly, Vargas grabs one of the dinosaur hybrids and goes back to the Infinity Fair again, trading the hybrid dinosaur for a Familicide Potion! He uses it in normal time, one-shotting every dinosaur hybrid and killing every being in existence instantaneously! A haze of red settles across all points in space as all the blood in the universe dries on Vargas' hands... But Vargas is not swayed. He's getting that monitor.
Vargas, still degrading from existence, stumbles to the Halls of Judgement, adorned by golden pillars and windows streaming with sunlight. There is a still figure wrapped in shadow at the end of the hall who is, presumably, the titular judge. Vargas approaches him, expecting a response, but gets nothing. Vargas shakes the figure, realizing who he is. It's Vargas' own skeleton, hanging from the ceiling, his bones crushed and flickering with static. Vargas wonders how he could end up as a skeleton when his time machine self-destructs, warping Vargas back to a different point in time when the Halls of Judgement still stood! He sees another skeleton there with a blue jacket, who eyes him quizzically. The skeleton chuckles and fades away.
Vargas heads through the doors of the Hall of Judgement, finally making it to the coveted treasure horde! He laughs with glee as he sees the mountains upon mountains of treasure waiting for him! And resting, at the very top, is the Monitor. Vargas climbs up the mounds of treasure and grabs the Monitor... But when he does, the golden light of the chamber shuts off. All the treasure dissolves into sand. The Monitor displays only static, and Vargas peers into it, hearing a haunting voice... "Vargas is me. Vargas is you. Vargas is stuck to the bottom of your shoe. Vargas is me. Vargas is you. Vargas is stuck to the bottom of your shoe. Vargas is me. Vargas is you. Vargas is stuck to the bottom of your shoe." Vargas backs away from the Monitor, dropping it to the ground as he tries to exit the treasure horde - but there is no exit. There is no pause button. There is only one way out. The Scribe cackles from above as he sees the prison of Vargas' own design.
A horrifying foot lurches from the Monitor, composed of the stitched-together corpses of every single reptilian being he just killed with Familicide - every single being in the entire universe. With their all-encompassing power and the blood of superiors pulsing through their decaying heart, the Ur Lizard's foot screams down and crushes Vargas flat, squashing him and sending him back to the Hall of Judgement as a soulless wreck whose bones can't even sustain their own existence.
And there he lies, as a haunted skeleton, forced to judge himself. Forever. And now you might be wondering, children, what is the point of this attack? What's the lesson that can be learned? Well, the lesson here is obvious. "Vargas is me. Vargas is you. Vargas is stuck to the bottom of your shoe. Vargas is me. Vargas is you. Vargas is stuck to the bottom of your shoe. Vargas is me. Vargas is you.
"Vargas is stuck to the bottom of your shoe."
I throw this stupid phone I'm using to type this at the Paradox Casino.
Marvel of Machinery: 36/50
Hush:7/50
The Secret of the Gungeon:7/50
Solar Flare && Japanese Flag && Red Sun Fuel Cell = Red Sun Rising (1/??)
It's High Noon
At this moment, I will focus more actions as soon as possible and I wont do Fonts until the editor is fixed.
Current Saga: The Person who blew up Earth (which started in Page 161 when UserZero blew up the Earth)
Current Arc: The Rebuilding of Earth (SAGA FINALE)
Status:
[AZ] Pricey12345: 14/20 HP. (Estimated 56,000 HP remaining from Player HP) (Thats my Vulnerability status.)
Echeladder-style Level 1: XP 77,000/200,000 (+40,000 XP for adding the Barrier for the Earth)
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ X ]
This Action is Focused again so it will have increased possibility of making this thing look awesome. (Saves time for DTG Terraria Posts)
The XP is not only based on damage, but it also be earned for doing such things by supporting Earth, Healing, Dealing damage to a Single damage hitting enemy (4,000 XP per 1 Player HP damage), etc.
Before Attack:
I look at the 6 Heroes of Brave Frontier but i don't want to to attack them yet
Attack: I warp to the area near the Earth 2.0 (Known as The Second Earth) again then I summon a mirror but i think that is not enough to protect that earth yet but, I make the mirror bigger so it is 0.5% of the size of the Second Earth but still not fancy enough... I smother the giant mirror with metal and some meteor scraps and I summon something pretty.
"You are going to see this my friends"
Outcomes a broken star as a result.
"*facepalms*"
I turn the broken star into the star energy to charge up the metallic mirror that I made and it's done but something happened...
"A big light brown floating stone coated with blue and green mixture, I will look at that"
It is the Blue-Green Protectorade coated meteor orbiting the mirror and the second earth itself but i think i was happy at this.
Another Rundown for this thing:
Star-Charged Metallic Meteor smothered Mirror with the Blue-Green Protectorade coated meteor floating around the earth:
HP: To be determined (Bonus HP from Focused Action)
Specials:
Protected by the Blue-Green Protectorade coated meteor which can stop a single attack from a Enemy aligned entity/player before it gets destroyed (Yeah weak meteors wont last long at all either...).
The main barrier can also reflects 1/4th of the damage to the entity (I say, 20,000 damage dealt to it will deal 5,000 damage to the attacker) also I love gimmicks and complications on this.
I also vote for the Almond milk elemental.
RP: Nah
The only MarketYeah screw it... Not doing this...An Entity Summon 10/50
[THE RESERVED CHARGE WILL BE GOING TO BE NEAR UNLOCKED UNTIL TALIST KNOWS WHAT WE ARE DOING]
ChurgeAtk #1 6/50
Alchemy Creation:
Essence of Sp00p && CD of Halloween Howls 1996 && Speaker that plays Spooky Scary Skeletons && Curved Sword Mold = (Undercharged) Sp00pinat0r's Sp00py Slasher 6/8
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line: Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Mid-Level Alchemies
Allies Action:
We will be return...
+1 to Hezetor, +1 to Toast, +1 to Talist.
Charge Bank: +7 from Toast +6 from Hezetor +4 from Talist = 17 Charge Points in total
OOC: Talist, Are you ready for the big thing happening next turn or later? and Tazz, Dont forget to check the Broken Twist?
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Reverse Von Karma 24/50
6-[53]-8-16-16-8-23-[23-53] 6-{7}-[8]-{7}-[7]-53-'22-39 7/50
Collectionism 6/50
Hamilton OST && Dueling Pistols = Ten Duel Commandments 5/??
The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence = Line of Sight 9/14
Vampire Knives && Railgun && Stopwatch = Scarlet Devil 9/11
16,000/125,000 Lv. 3
I cast Greater Invisibility on Consumer, making them impossible to target. It's totally a buff guise. Totally. Anyways, I vote for the almond milk elemental.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
Alchemies
Gula Warded Jar && Rune of Gluttony && SCP-1133-1 && Glass Bottle = Bottle of Beelzebub (10/13)
Superbia Warded Jar && Rune of Pride && SCP-1133-4 && 4x Magic Mirror = Four Mirrors of Lucifer (5/13)
Luminite && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Light Module Mk. II (2/?)
Charges
Project M12-The Typographer (43/50)
Project M14-The Speedcuber (11/50)
Project M15-%appdata% (23/30) (+2 from Twin)
+3 to TwinBuilder
Action
I decide to deal with the new Omnis in a hilarious and original way: a deadly adventure through a fusion of their homeworld of Grand Gaia, the TTS universe, basically every SCP universe ever except the one that's a world that doesn't have SCPs, the Infinite Plane of Fluoroantimonic Acid and Glitch City 2.0.
A mutant ninja burrito teleports the new PZs are teleported to 6 sectors of the USS Radar Overseer II, and by that I mean "hexasected and one part from each unit placed in each sector". Said ship is docked at what appears to be Mistral, except flooded with glitchy nuclear waste that is also semantically assigned to the concept of "clones of Frank Morris". They reform for no reason whatsoever, having taken hexasection damage, and begin their adventure... sort of.
They immediately glitch out due to the infinite stream of nuclear waste that happens to be pouring from a glitch hole in the shape of an asterisk. Riding this nuclear waste are trillions of social justice warriors who proceed to lecture each of them about privilege and how they are oppressing them simply by being male, cisgendered, or violating their "religious" (read: atheist) beliefs. At this point, Eze proceeds to decapitate himself with his massive sword. Unfortunately, the SJWs decide to revive him because he's not gotten off the hook for being male.
Eventually, Atro gets tired of the SJWs' tirade and somehow invokes the power of the glitches latent in this area to summon 16 copies of Urias. He then uses these to decapitate SJWs left and right for 3 seconds before the SJWs form into a giant ball of feminism and telekinetically blow up Atro's swords, causing him to be blown directly into the glitch portal. While this is happening, Vargas is turning the SJWs' tactics against them, claiming that they should check their SJW privilege. However, this enrages the SJWs and the SJW feminism ball crushes him and chases the rest of the units through the rest of Mistral.
On arriving in the glitched equivalent of Morgan, they discover that the entire area is covered in ten feet of communist Tux penguins speaking Lojban. This confuses them so much they have a roflcopter seizure, allowing the Tux penguins to swarm them and inject them with all the Really Sucky Virus strains. All of the detrimental ones, at least. They then discover that Maxwell has merged with the Supreme AI and is the source of the Communist Linux Penguin Army V2 spawning in this area. This revelation shocks them so much their jaws drop so far they dig straight through the ground and get stuck 30 meters underground. The penguins proceed to dump jars of Source SoS into their now-gaping mouths, forcing it down their throats and semantically reassigning their perceived identities to all be Vince Offer.
The Mays-inated units then teleport 36 meters into the air, breaking their jaws on the fall, and proceed to slash at Tux penguins left and right. Unfortunately, the Tux penguins are in god mode, so they only manage to clear a path to St. Lamia that closes behind them.
On arrival in St. Lamia, or its entirely screwed up equivalent, they find that Maxwell has also merged with the corpse of L. L. Zamenhof and the soul of the God of Pitchmanry, Billy Mays. Maxwell teleports to them and immediately begins yelling in the voice of Billy Mays in Esperanto before stabbing all of the units with super-sharp enlarged Hercules Hooks, including Atro and Vargas who have somehow recovered from their previous predicament.
Just then, the JOJite ship teleports in and picks up all the units. Unfortunately, their sprites are too big to fit into the JOJite ship, so the JOJites hang them all off the edge of a ship and immediately fly into a random building, slamming them into the part of glitchy land that is formed from the Infinite Plane of Fluoroantimonic Acid. They are dissolved and reform on the other side with severe acid burns, because I'm not done yet.
After arriving in Cordelica, which is now upside down over a bottomless pit, they all get pushed into the pit by a fusion of every character from Gravity Falls, except it's four-dimensional and also made of steel beams. The reference I made gets the Ancient Joke Police angry at the units for no reason, but the units point out that last turn they were an ancient joke themselves. This knowledge of something that happened before their summoning results in the Ancient Joke Police giving up on arresting them and instead just dropping the NSA Jail into the bottomless pit and teleporting the units inside.
The NSA Jail proceeds to release a fake version of Half-Life 3 onto their minds. This version of Half-Life 3 is basically a signal flare for the trillions of drive-by installations of malware, such as Windows Crazy Colors, Windows Jibberish, Windows Roflcopter Seizure and Windows Jacksonville, Florida.
Said Windows Jacksonville, Florida OS is in fact the worst OS ever, just as in a certain multiverse Jacksonville, Florida is the worst dimension of Realm 6. In fact, it's worse than Windows Sudden Death, Windows Instant Death, Windows Vist8, and a potato combined. This causes the units to instantly implode and be consumed by sentient black holes from the sixth dimension. It is then they notice the NSA Jail is actually run by the SJW Army!
The SJWs proceed to lecture them, while they are stuck in the sentient black holes, about white cis male privilege. The fact that a majority of the six units are male results in the SJWs raging horribly as they are "triggered". Suddenly, the Murderer of SJWs, also known as Cyborg Christian Brutal Sniper, not to be confused with regular Christian Brutal Sniper, brutally murders the SJWs and also the units, mistaking them for SJWs.
The units are teleported to the region of... This isn't a region, it's the Plane of Infinite Heat, which burns the units to a crisp!
As requested by a certain ROFLcopter Squad member, the Plane of Infinite Heat is then dumped out onto the battlefield after its heat is temporarily removed by a potato. The burnt units reform having suffered severe damage.
==Turn 1==
Level 3
Ante Matter: 100,000/125,000.
==Alchemies/Charges==
Darkness: 20/50.
Charge #6: 23/50. (+1 from Toast.)
Evidence Decorruption: 50/50, waiting on another player.
+3 to nulitor
Metal Rod || (Never Tell Me the Odds && Pure Probability Energy) == The Betmaker 10/14
Module && Miniature Red Sun == Red Sun Module 7/16
Boots && True Essence of Speed == Boots of Surpassing Movement 6/11
==Action/RP==
Post likely focused: if this sentence is still here at dop time, it probably is.
I vote for the Almond Milk Elemental. ((No colors and fonts for this post, hardware limitations. I'll see about editing them in later.))
Crystal grins over at Erelye. "Well, now that I have materials, why not get something to use those materials to their fullest? Or two things, rather. A bucket of avaritine and a CELPH-H-IXIS, in return for... say, a Mark."
Crystal on the battlefield looks up at Earth 2.0, seeing Mars diving down towards the server and a conspicuous lack of massive blasts of sunfire and other destructive forces dispelling attacks that are aimed towards the planet. Barrier down, so soon. He growls slightly in annoyance, before taking out a giant apple. He grabs a syringe from nowhere and injects it into the apple, the syringe being full of the DNA of Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak, the founders of Apple, as well as high-tech nanobots programmed to replicate the DNA using the apple. He then pulls out a high-tech-looking door and sticks it onto the apple. The door spouts some gibberish about calibrating and asks nearby people to avoid considering tubes. Finally, a light on the door blinks green, and a lock unlocks. Crystal opens it and steps through.
Crystal steps into the personal endozone of the apple, and immediately notices two things. First, the normal landscape has been somewhat overgrown with strands of what looks like thick string, but, when examined more closely, is DNA. Second, there is a massive monolithic structure in the distance, looking like a huge Apple store. Intrigued, he walks closer, and sees that the web of DNA around him grows denser the closer he gets to the Apple store. He enters the store, (which appears to sell... apple products and Apple products, of course) and sees that (1): the web of DNA is thickest there; (2): the DNA forms a massive head hanging from the ceiling, which looks like a fusion of Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak; (3): the head just twitched; and (4): AAAAAAAAAGH!
The head speaks. "We are Steve. Within this zone, we know all. We feel all. We are all. What do you wish?"
Crystal gulps. "What happened to this zone?"
Steve grins. "You happened. You took the apple which represents this zone on another layer and injected it with the DNA that would become us. With the help of those oh-so-useful servants you provided, we spread. We multiplied. We profited. And we triumphed. The last pockets of resistance still hide out in isolated cells where they think we cannot reach. They are wrong. They will be converted, sooner or later, willingly or no, and set to join our workforce, working all d&;/,y, every d(#\^y, and buying the products that they themselves make with the scrip we provide. The Profit has triumphed throughout this apple. We extend throughout it in its entirety. Now, what do you want from me? You would not have created me if you did not wish for something."
Crystal, himself, grins. "Well..."
Some time later, Crystal exits the apple and shuts off the door, ripping it from its housing before incinerating the apple in a blast of roaring flame. He takes a monolithic blocky white box with rounded corners from hammerspace, sets it down, opens a hatch on the top, and pours a gallon of apple juice in for fuel. He then touches a subtle button on the top of the box, and it lights up as Crystal steps well back.
The box abruptly rockets into the sky, surrounded by a blue aura, before it unfolds into a massive barrier. Several blue shields flicker on the front, and the structure itself looks quite sturdy. The entire thing thrums with power, and unfolds several blue-glowing thrusters, moving to intelligently intercept attacks.
Apple Apple Barrier summoned!
This barrier is actually quite intelligent, using a proprietary set of software cooked up by Steve himself. It actively intercepts the strongest attacks of the turn using its two shields, and, after all shields are depleted, maneuvers itself out of the way of attacks while it waits for its barriers to recharge -- attacks directed against Earth during this time have a 50% chance to miss it and hit Earth. It regenerates one shield per turn. As compensation for this intelligence and regenerating shielding power, it is fairly frail. Feel free to balance as necessary, Tazz.
Crystal then messages Notch a second time.
Crystal: Okay, since I assume attempting to teleport straight to you would get me quickly vaporized, consumed in holy fire, or otherwise eradicated, (no god would go without anti-teleportation wards on his inner sanctum) anywhere I can meet you to confirm? Might need some space to draw up a ritual circle or two. I promise I'll clean up after, though.
==Entities==
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
OK, it appears we still need a bit of time for more posts. We have roughly 30 now. I'll give it a day to see if there's a few more by then.
Of course, Sunday is the day of the next update whether or not this is the case.
Walker: Level 2, 930500 damage (because IDK barrier health)
+3 to battlefury13
Play Of The Game: 5/25 (+1 from battlefury, +1 from consumer)
I'm lazy and bogged down with work IRL at the moment. Therefore, low-effort action. Mostly consisting of Walker tossing Selena a stack of Fortification.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
42/50
26/50
+3 nulitor
Finally... it is time. Finally... FINALLY! I COMPLETE THE LAST CREATION! THE LAST PIECE!
It's... IT'S... IT'S...
...A simple pie stand.
"Selling pies! Only $0.00 a pie! Flavors random! Get one now!"
I sit there, with a big fake customer-service smile on my face, all ready to serve a pie. Richard stares. After all the suspense... is it just a pie stand? No, it can't be... yet somehow, he finds himself walking towards it, as though he and this pie stand were fated to collide in this crazy universe. Richard walking to the pie stand is an inevitable action, not something that can be altered in any timeline. After what seems like an eternity, Richard finally reaches the pie stand. He mumbles something, but it's too late-I have already procured a nice, random-flavored pie for him, and shoved it down his gullet as he tries to force out an impossible refusal.
As it goes into his iron stomach, the pie begins to take effect. You see, the control panel before was actually an incredibly powerful, yet very specific, control panel: It controlled all random-pie related RNG! It would manipulate the very basic fabric of time, space, and paradoxes, rolling them together to pick one specific flavor of pie for my stand to give to Richard:
Mud pie flavored!
But not just any mud pie. Oh no. The flavor of mud Richard just ate was mud from the swamp of eternal ugliness, which was filled with the mud of eternal ugliness.
Almost immediately, the mud begins to bubble and shift inside Richard's body, as if eager to inflict ugliness upon a new victim. The mud spreads through Richard's body, infecting everything, starting with his arms. Immediately, a stone-like film spreads over Richard's arm, changing the skin color from tan to the ugliest possible shade of grey, with many dark zits popping up everywhere. The arm grows bloated and warped, looking not just ugly, but WRONG on some fundamental level-it's clear that the body was not meant to look this way!
Richard tries to dash over to the mirror, but he feels it take hold of his legs! They bloat, stretch to unequal heights! Richard trips over himself, landing facefirst, but the ugliness is there too! It corrupts his face, pushing his nose underneath folds of grey, rotted skin, obscuring an eye, with the other one jabbed by the growing skin, forcing Richard to close it halfways. The zits begin to leak pus, making it look as though Richard is crying.
But then, the party takes notice! They look over, and see Richard's bloated and crippled form, magnified to 100x easily visible size in the giant mirror, and then the poor man stuck on the ground! Richard's prepared for them to laugh, but... that's not what happens. People begin pulling out their phones and posting on social media, things like:
Look at this poor man :C
Someone needs to call an ambulance! I can't imagine the pain he must be in!
I'm happy I'm not him, but it's so terrible... he needs help...
Whoever did this to him should be put in jail!
Their reaction is not one of mean jibes, or making the pain worse... no, it's something more terrible than that... pity. Richard, a powerful godmodder, someone far above these infidels, is receiving their pity, as he is reduced to a status less than them.
Richard looks at the statue I built. He sees his old self, a good-looking strong godmodder. He looks at the mirror, to see a defeated, helpless player. He looks at the statue. He was strong. Mirror. He is weak. Statue. Powerful. Mirror. Pathetic. Feared. Pitied. Awe-Inspiring. Deplorable. Handsome. Eye-insulting. Amazing. Horrible.
Richard is struck by the sheer realization, the sheer physical and mental pain, of being powerless and ugly in the face of this terrible, terrible mud pie. It'll wear off eventually, but he doesn't know that. He would let out an animal scream... if he could open his mouth.
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Oh, this is the true power of chocolate, hmm and also the powers of curses.
Now, now that this kid is dead, now by the laws of this place, I can finally absorb his powers, his determination.
Hezetor telekinetically moves Chara's corpse next to him and after stripping it of his belongings touches Chara's head with his right hand while emitting a pale blue light, in a moment Chara's essence is one with Hezetor, not only he fed on his determination (if any is left) but most importantly he absorbs his powers.
[Chara's powers put on slot 1]
Chairs
As soon as the communication ends Hezetor teleports all the bombs and the earpiece at 7000m from the surface of this planet, then uses his Orb of Void manipulation to become invisible as he follows the Chairian forces.
Moog city
Hezetor: ...could you please tell me the closest centre of power or a building where the local authorities reside?
As soon as he gets the informations he teleports here and enters, he then asks as he did before for the location of Braxis.
Ritual
Hezetor then burns a fern doused in ink and proceeds to inhale the fumes.
After appearing before Erelye he speaks:
Hezetor: You should be Erelye, right? I've read a bit about you... but most importantly I've heard that you are open for deals.
Hezetor: I'm Hezetor, Wise of the Six Lines, Connoisseur of Changes.
Hezetor: I seek knowledge that no one should know, powers that should not be tapped and hidden secrets that should not be revealed.
Hezetor: Do you posses something that meets my demands?
[after he proposes the price of a mark]
Hezetor: Could you please explain in detail the effect of such a thing on my soul?
@Tazz Hezetor's armor is 5, +1 from Metallica Module and +1 from Superior Metallurgy
Also I inspect and install the alchemiter upgrade, if that wasn't already installed.
...... 49/50
....39/50 +1 from Toast, +1 from Talist. +1 from Pricey
+1 Talist, + 1 Pricey and +1 Toast.
Charge bank: +5 (tazz) +7 (Toast, Talist, Pricey)
Module of atomic manipulation && Module of stasis
manipulation && Module of quantum manipulation (neutrinos) =
Module of Total Manipulation (Level 15: 16/16) Complete!
Module && Zweihander && Chaos Flame Ember &&
Soul of a Great Hero = Module of the Titan Patriarch (Level 12: 6/13)
Module && scroll with written over the spell "Major
regeneration" && scroll with written over the spell "Greater
restoration" = Restoration Module (Level 10: 4/11)
~Charges~
That's Pretty Boss. 12/50 (+1 from Hezetor and Pricey)
DOSH 8/25
Who gives a damn about paradoxes anyway? 26/50
~Alchemy~
-NOP-
1+ to Hezetor, +1 Tabbune +1 to Pricey
Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?