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Hey, I'm Serpent. Some of you definitely still know me, some of you have probably never heard of me. I haven't posted here in, like, forever, but a mysterious being known to all as TheLordErelye, who seeks to create a great new order. One of knowledge and objectivity. One of Neutrality.
Although I may not be a major player anymore, I still am one who possesses vast stores of knowledge, and I seek to further these noble goals. I submit my soul for branding and amalgamation into the whole. I am Regulus, the star of one yet many. I embrace the arcane, knowledge, and neutrality. And herefore, I become something greater.
I relinquish my soul to the Amethyst Flame for a great new order.
Hey, it's me boithday. But I'd rather not deal with charges and alchemies and stuff on my birthday. So, all that progresses and stuff. +1 to Hezetor, Pricey, and Toast. Anyway, what is this? A Prisoner's Dilemma challenge again? I thought we weren't going to have these.
Anyway, because I have nothing better to do with my HP, I get in my 18th century zeppelin thing complete with the black hole storage that apparently you can get from writing lots of thesis papers about natural science, engineering, psychology and the like. This allows me to become airborn and I use my own HP pool to try and body block up to 3 attacks against Earth this turn. I only go for 3 because I want my HP regen to save me. I keep my hunger topped off with the... like... 32 bread in storage that can keep a crew of 3 people going long enough to explore entire continents. Very few people get this reference.
Hi Talist, since you seem not to have noticed anything from me, you have a PM from me waiting for you on both this forum and the DTG forums.
Thanks, and sorry if I'm being pushy.
Dagger && The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall && (Rain Cloud II Dagger) = Daggerfall 1/???
Broken EA-32 && Machine Gun = SF-44 4/6
+2 IGN, +1 Toast
Knight Time 32/50
It's Just a Game 12/50
A ton of Fishies on Earth 33/50
Redstone alchemizes a copy of Hunk Rump for totally no reason whatswoever.
Redstone then uses his Time powers to freeze the asteroid.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out http://minecraftnoobtest.com/test.php
Collectionism 4/50
Hamilton OST && Dueling Pistols = Ten Duel Commandments 3/??
The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence = Line of Sight 7/14
Vampire Knives && Railgun && Stopwatch = Scarlet Devil 7/11
16,000/125,000 Lv. 3
I experimentally grab Chara's hand and make them stab themselves once in their neck, once in their mouth, and then force fluoroantimonic acid down their throat, finally shoving their face into a tank of fluoroantimonic acid. If they refuse...
I jump up to the Earth, changing the emergency teleport's destination to its proper place in UA, then toss Chara at the earth. It's probably not gonna fly, but hey.
Golem: Hey, did we ever establish whether Uzi could deal banning damage to Richard?
Chara refuses each time, though his lips REALLY twitch as you pass the knife through. You feel as if you were close to success but not quite.
Before you begin hacking the Emergency Teleporter, you find a note: "Sorry, but the emergency teleporter works on the principle that it's (a) random and (b) short-ranged. It would fizz if it tried to head to UB. -Tazz." Naturally, this makes you stop.
26/50 Ultra-Decorrupter(+1 me, +1 My Factory, +3 Tabbune)
42/50 {REDACTED} (+1 me)
33/50 Avatar Project (+1 me)
+3 nulitor
-I DISLIKE THE CHARACTER LIMITS-
Godmodder477: There IS a way to break the Curse, n00b. Godmodder477: It's simple, just remove the symbol of the Curse-even slightly alter it-and all the power of the Curse goes poof. Otherwise it could stay up there for years without even making the lowliest godmodder ever sweat. Godmodder477: Of course, any godmodder worth even half of their salt can just replace it with a fresh symbol it so fast that there's no real point in trying that. Normally. Godmodder477: Plus, Chara is a Trial, and Trials HAVE to be beatable, and the harder it is the more of an expense it is on the other Godmodder-and by that I mean good old hitpoint damage. Godmodder477: UserZero trying to reapply the curse makes it harder, which is exponentially more difficult to stop and could do some extreme levels of damage, so she won't do that as when we do, the backlash could pretty much instant-kill her, which would bring down all the barriers. Godmodder477: Also, I am certain that the symbol is two dashes with an underscore between them. That is to say, Chara's nigh-static face. Godmodder477: Like, seriously, all the mouth and eye twitching kind of gave it away, and one horizontal line is definitely not it. n00b.
At this point, if you can't defeat this boss, then...I will lose my ability to even. That is how bad it will get.
UserZero just kind of punts the drone as you summon it. It explodes. Huzzah. You're not going to get away with that forever, you know.
================================================== 4/50 (+2 from Twin/Scribe)
+2 to Twin/Scribe and +1 to Cobalt
Tiem 2 do sum alchemiez:
Kusarigama && Handheld Dark Energy Generator && Kusarigama = Noctem Dreadmill 1/??
Noctem Dreadmill: Consists of the generator acting like a hilt, which holds two kusarigamas on opposite sides and both scythes facing clockwise. Both kusarigamas are crackling with dark energy and their chains are retractable as well. On the generator are some buttons which controls the retraction/extension of the chains and a switch that toggles whether dark energy is being generated or not.
This used to be an anti-Chara action but this new earth situation seems moooore important so I'll just let that attack return later.
For now, I guess we can either give protection to Earth 2.0 so that it can be the new earth that it was meant to be, making us gain the public's trust and laughing rights over Zero, or we can drop it over and get a field wipe on other factions and get the public to be pissed at us.....yeah I prefer laughing rights over Uzi.
Hold on I think I have a book that has instructions on how to make the perfect barrier for this. Lemme just find it in my bag and...ok here it is. "How to Make the Perfect Barrier for When You Want to Protect Earth With It." Let's see here...
Materials:
5,000 Stacks of Sticks. Check.
50 Stacks of Iron. Check.
50 Stacks of Gold. Check.
50 Stacks of Emeralds. Check.
50 Stacks of Diamonds. Check.
100 Stacks of each Redstone devices. Check
50 Stack of each color of Wool. Why do I need this? Still, check.
1,000,000 Stacks of Nether Stars. ....oh....oh boy. Uhhhhhhh....excuse me for a sec....
*Wither spawn sound plays for about 64,000,000 times*
Ok I'm back. Oh yeah don't worry my bag can literally carry an infinite amount of items in it. Now for the steps:
Step 1: Throw the materials on the ground
Step 2: Flop on the ground like a fish for about 30 minutes, while spamming "MAGIKARP" on chat repetitively.
Step 3: Google for a definition for "stupid" and state it on chat 5 times while doing something stupid.
Step 4: Shout "I WET MY PANTS ON A DAILY BASIS" on chat for as long as it takes for at least ten people to make a response to your statement.
I then follow the instructions, throwing all the materials on the ground(which made quiet a mess, yeah), flopping on the ground while spamming "MAGIKARP" on chat for 30 minutes, entered "stupid: lacking intelligence or common sense" on chat 5 times while trying to make a creeper and an ocelot breed and make an ocelot/creeper hybrid(which I completely failed in doing so. I couldn't even get the two to be near each other), and shouted "I WET MY PANTS ON A DAILY BASIS" on chat until 10 people reacted to my statement, which probably took less than two minutes to happen.
Once the 10th response appeared, all the materials suddenly started to shine. After 10 seconds, they all shoot up into the sky, and towards Earth 2.0, but not all the way as it stops for at least 1 mile before touching Earth 2.0.
All of a sudden, Earth 2.0 is now covered by a barrier of iron, gold, emerald, and diamond. There also seems to be many redstone powered turrets on the barrier all facing outside...which...fires...sticks...guess that's where those went. There's also a rather colorful spinning tape made of wool orbiting the barrier. Oh, I think there's something written in black wool on th-
______________________________________________________________________________________________ Krill13 sux ______________________________________________________________________________________________
...why?
A little rundown on what I just summoned:
[AZ] The "Perfect" Barrier:
HP: You decide
Specials:
Protected by a wool tape with "Krill13 sux" written on it(tape can only stand up to one attack, to which it will instantly break)
Has turrets which fire sticks on approaching projectiles and entities. If incoming attack was a projectile, damage will be reduced. If incoming attack is an entity, the turrets will damage the entity but will not reduce damage taken.
IN CASE this needs mentioning or something, this barrier will allow modifications to Earth 2.0 itself from non hostile and non PZ actions to pass through. This barrier will instead take damage if it does stop a hostile or PZ modification from happening. I dunno, just feeling a lil' bit...paranoid.
(Really wish we could get font sizes larger than just 36px)
You throw up a 30,000 HP 'Perfect' barrier with counterattack properties and an extra shield! Shields, for the record, are basically 1 HP but stand up to 1 attack, but they're fairly frail and a good one can nail multiples.
13/50 A Youkai that may get here by winter
7/50 Right Foot Let's Stomp! For Real this time!
2/50 The First of the Eight Non-robot masters
+16 saved
+3 Ire
Gurann Lagann theme && Break Chip: Break the Unbreakable 1/??
Small Nuke && Flowers II Grass II Mushrooms II Saplings II Bone Meal: Reset Bomb 11/16
PS2 memory card II EXP: Memory is the key 3/??
"I will not just roll over and let an outside force dictate the results of my actions."
Side plot importance!
The Man appears in the middle of the battlefield again. I only have access on Mobile for the next couple of weeks, so pretend the formatting is in place.
"Well. I was planning on leaving for a bit. Then this happened. I am very, very disappointed.
I propose a truce: Godmodder Slayers, Anti-Zeros, let us unite in order to save the Earth."
The Man takes out a can of Graffiti, and writes all over the Barrier:
"Damage reduced by 25% beyond this point."
Basically, until someone removes the paint, all things outside the barrier have 25% defense. This can be removed by any player action, but is immune to entity actions.
CAPTAIN FALCON TEACHES DR. DR. DR. DR SOMETHING THAT INVALIDATES THE VERY POINT OF HIS NAME: YOU DO NOT ADD ANOTHER DR TO YOUR TITLE IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE DOCTORATE. THIS INCLUDES WHETHER YOU HAVE FIVE, TEN, TWENTY, OR THIRTY FIVE DOCTORATES.
Walking Turret 6/10
Fancy Baby Velociraptor 3/7
I don't know which to be more ashamed about now. The fact that Captain Falcon dodged my attack and pummeled me, or the fact that I lost a wrestling match to a convenient axe. But no matter the situation, nothing could get my hopes up anymore. Cause I pretty much failed at a lot of stuff. The two best things I did was kill Bob Ross (though he was made of paper and possibly not sentient) and kill a Squirrel (who admittedly was a sharp shooter). I look at the chaos ensuing again. I look at the four sides clashing. I decide why not be generic for a second or two while thinking of something creative to do.
I start mining, looking for lava. Once I find some I get a bucket out and build a little wall for it. A three block wide wall that faces towards the battlefield. I mine a hole through the middle and place the lava at the top of the middle wall, where the hole is. Then, I take out a bow and fire and aim arrow through it. I try to guess where anyone of importance might be at, but I don't know, so I just aim down the lava, aiming the bow with hope, with determination, that I will actually, finally make an impact on the game. Then I accidentally don't fire the arrow, but my bow. My bow gets chucked through the lava, and lands right in the middle of the field, hitting no one. Knowing that I failed, I decide I might as well help who ever gets the bow, and I chuck the lava through the lava as well. The arrow accidentally hits the Genesis Dog. I start crying and curl up into a ball,knowing that was not the intent of the shot whats so ever.
((I likes this idea. I'll vote for it. New Courier isn't working so italics for the Outer God))
Nyarlathotep glances at Erelye, looking at him with a slight bit of amusement
I suppose we haven't, my apologies. Well allow me to properly greet you your... what was it again, ...Imminence?
The Outer God makes a gentlemanly bow to Erelye.
You sure have been busy haven't you? I mean, you've already found your descendant and have schemes, mighty impressive my friend.
I have a proposition for you. I think you'll like it.
I'd like to join your fun little group of madmen on two conditions.
I refuse to be anything other than a business partner, very few can consider me their lesser, you aren't one of them Kalare. Thus going with this, don't withhold information from yours truly, I'm not one who likes to be suprised
I want inkwings. I hear that you can create them and my vanity demands them on the sheer principle.
If you won't have me for just sheer gracing you with your presence, I have something that you'd like very much.
How would you like a way to exist in this world without expending your presence?
Nyarlathotep extends his hand out preparing to make a deal with Erelye.
FOCUSED
The planetoid Earth 2.0 has gained a complementary anti-attack defense system using hard light. Courtesy of the Manhattan Corporation. This defense grid will create a hard light object to counter an attack upon Earth 2.0 with an ease unheard of in blocking. Powered by a combination of nuclear energy and dark occult magic, it is highly versatile for any use. Giant baseball hurtling towards your loved ones?, instant catcher's glove. Missiles locked upon your nation's captial? Hard Light Phalanx. A verbose and irritating speech? The Manhattan Corporation can create a hard light muzzle for the speaker and ear muffs for the audience.
If you would like to own one in the near future just wait a while, the Manhattan Corporation will be setting up a mobile office command center sometime soon upon the Zeroth Server.
No refunds for accidental deaths/dismemberment/mutilations or other travesties, we are not responsible for any ungodly horrors taking notice of you and your puny civilizations. Ask your local historians and politicians if Manhattan Corporation goods are right for you. Thank you, have a wonderful day, and remember the Black King is with you.
Charges
Deal with an Outer God : 47/50
Heheheh 7/50
A Smiling God 2/50
Assists
+1 to Ninjatwist, +2 Toast
Alchemiter
Tendril of an Outer God && Alchemiter = Grimdarkimitter 6/11
15,000 HP Hard Light Barrier added!
Here we gooo...Erelye abruptly ceases moving the instant Nyarlathotep finishes their greeting. The remnant of the amethyst inferno strewn about the abyssal plane freezes in time. Slowly, the demon turns around to look at your ritual circle. You note his eyes burn with deep gray fire.
Your... Imminence. Did you just call me Your Imminence.
Erelye's magetear limb diffuses into floating globules of the stuff, circling around the darkness, forming incomprehensible symbols and showing visions of an ancient lord upon an onyx throne. The dรฆmon reaches down to his belt region, grabbing the handle of a thin rod whose mere presence seems to warp the fabric of the plane. As if struck by a sudden revelation, he stops abruptly.
The fire returns to normal, crackling about, just as Erelye's eyes return to their normal state. With a flick of his left wrist, the Hand of Saraswati reassembles itself.
I'd recommend you not call me that.
He listens to your terms silently.
Certainly, pal. I'll accept your business agreement, if you permit yourself to fall under the jurisdiction of a Mark. I find them quite beneficial, considering the soul insurance benefits. Hah. As for the wings...
Erelye materializes a ashen candlestick burning with a vibrant aubergine hue.
Merely step right up, and let me burn them into the recipient's back.
I'm not sure how that'll work out for you given that's just an avatar and not even close to your 'real' body from what I gather, but hey, it's your avatar. Do what you will with it. I've seen stupider.
Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 13/16
13/20 for a space station
13/50 for an open deal?
40/50 for Initiation
+3 to ninjatwist
The King of All Elements looks up to the sky, and fires a massive rock into the air, which splits into a bunch of smaller rocks, creating a large obfuscating field of boulders in the sky which intercepts attacks heading towards New Earth
Save the World... Sort of A ton of Fishies on Earth 32/50
I get in a sword fight with Chara using the Nerf Bat. (Don't ask.)
You fail to get in a sword fight with Chara using the Nerf Bat as chara has no swords, only knives! He slashes the Nerf Bat cleanly off of its handle as well, leaving you quite defenseless.
The Hero's Sword && Master Sword = The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 16/16) DOne.
The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = Unh0iing (Level 15: 16/16 HYPE
Big Book && Storywriter's Pen && Scrolls of Knowledge && Forgotten Tome && Adventure's Journal && Collection of Myths = 5/9 The Book of All Adventure (Level 8:
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ACTION, FOCUSED
I simply focus. Really hard.
And then, i fire the weath ray at earth.
I then quickly flash to outside the walls.
Battlefury13: Hey, people, those cultists running around?
Battlefury13: Figured i'd share a few facts.
Battlefury13: Fact one: They are summoned by an eldritch abomination along the lines of Cthulhu. To be precise, the Crawling Chaos. Just figured i'd say that.
Battlefury13: Fact two: Those cultists? Yeah, they arent speaking of their own free will. They are being controled by something very close to, but not, and in fact worse than, mind control.
Battlefury13: Also, note the fact that they are called cultists. Recall all the tropes regarding cultists, if you will.
I then quickly teleport back to the battefield. I proceed to seek out a hazel tree. Then, once i have found a hazel tree, the name of the hazel, i proceed to pour a circle of ink around it, before burning it down.
The Saints row [7]
Gemblade [8?]
Life-Drain spellbook [5]
Gravity Gauntlet [7]
Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10 Passive: 1+ armor
Falls [9] >fine of the Gravity Gauntlet
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5] Special: Rolls a dice to determine the number of rockets fierd
The Hero's Sword [10]
Charges========
6/50 arf 4+ from best godmodder
16/50 Boss Summon: BRINGER OF DEMISE ) 4+ from best godmodder
10/50 Dog. God.+3 from consumer 4+ from best godmodder
1+ to Engie
2+ to consumer
Charge Pool: The Dog will use one 1+ from each plus, and use it to charge an ability. The rest will be given to random players, or converted into extra dog-only Stock
Stock: Starts with 1. Start
Machine part: Starts with 1.
Bullets/bombs: Starts with 0.
All immunitys are temp. or can be surpassed with a strong enough debuff.
Fast Clock. Immunity to slowing or time-based. effects granted to target. Requires a "stock"
Regeneration Potion. Give target regen. 1 stock.
Poison Potion. Poison Target. 1 stock. Will only use if told via costumer.
Dispenser: 2 machine parts. Provides healing, and provides 1+s to one entitys charge.
Level Two: 4 parts. Heal two targets, and 2+ one entity, or 1+ two.
Level three: 6 parts. Provides minicrits, in addition to 3 healing targets, and 3+/1+x3
Antidote. Grants basic damage over time resist. Including such things as burning, oddly. Alternately, remove one stack of a strong enough debuff. Needs one stock. Does not cure mark of dog.
Minisentry: 1 Machine Part, attach a 5000 HP minisentry to the target. Minisentrys die with the target, and attack with 25% of the target's attack.
Sentry: 2 machine parts, 10000 HP, attachs to target. Same as mini sentry, except with 30% of targets attack.
Level Two Sentry: 4 Mach. parts. Attachs to target. Same as above, except 20000 HP and 35% of targets attack.
This will be expanded later.
You aim the Weath Ray at Earth! This action is focused, so you gain a 20% chance to do the special 5x damage...But roll 64 out of 100, when 80 was needed to pass. You nevertheless fill the PZ bar by 40,000 damage, bypassing any and all defenses!
The ring of ink surrounding the tree glints in the light of your arson, bubbling somewhat under the heat pressure. A large branch of the tree collapses to the earth, immolated utterly.
The entire landscape seems to shift around you, the tree slowly crumbling to ash. The sky grows dark, and the world ebbs away around you. Within seconds, unsurprisingly, you find yourself in a familiar abyssal realm, wherein a number of fellow players you recognize are attempting to barter with a demon of no little potency.
The ink circle around the ashen pile glows with a violet light in a perfect circle, another line cleaving itself into the ground to connect you to the central ritual. The demon turns to look at you wordlessly.
Ah, yes. The dog-worshipper. This is no surprise. What is it that you desire?
[RP AND ACTIONS]
The RSM Information Robot does the same as last time, if it's still alive.
ConsumerOfAll: Uzi, especially with the whole Earth thing, we probably need some entities on the Battlefield this turn.
-I DISLIKE CHARACTER LIMITATIONS-
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS] The Unnamed 25/30 (+2 from Battlefury) ============================== Memories of a Dreamer 10/40 ======================================== Openly Sourced 1/50 ==================================================
(Lance && only my railgun) || (Staff of Restriction && Vial of Skytears) == Reliance (Level 13: 14/14) ============== COMPLETE!
Saurite && ESP Railgun == ??? (Level ??: 1/??)
Saurite && Diamond Sword == ??? (Level ??: 1/??)
+3 to Battlefury
[BREAKDOWN AND OOC] (Wait, wouldn't reallyjoe's dad be the one who looks like an idiot than UserZero if the AZs, for telling the players that Earth 2.0 would kill them?)
[INVENTORY] ESP Railgun (Level 4), Coin Launcher (Level 3), only my railgun (Level 8), Grief Railgun (Level 15), Replica of Homura's Shield (Level 10), Reliance (Level 13)
21,000 damage! Ampersand doesn't attack you because he can only do a half-damage counterattack, which would not penetrate armor. Even then, he'd have to directly use his mental control against you to have a shot at getting it because that's TECHNICALLY a type of attack.
(OOC: If the evidence is decorrupted, it is likely to lead to an Injunction that stops UserZero from attacking the new Earth. So please give me assists to protect Earth!)
New problem: Earth has been created, but is about to crash into the planet unless someone stops it. Normally, I would support a UOSS-type crash-down to wipe the field, but A: it ignores Chara due to its anti-everything abilities, and B: its Earth, and we need to save it. So we need to protect it.
Or, we can begin colonization now. With the help of Phalanx, my drones were able to create a small-scale replication of SCP-2000, a replication system designed to recolonize New Earth in the event of a K-class Scenario. This replication is henceforth teleported onto the New Earth to begin recolonization, and begins creating humans, who begin initiating colonization. Aiding this is the use of T-sinks around the Hostile target zone on New Earth, which transfer temporal whatever from that area (potentially delaying damage to the Hostile area on New Earth) to the replica, allowing it to operate at 10x efficiency. Within the first 10 minutes of operation, 10000 colonists are produced.
These colonists pose a problem, as people are unable to attack it and then claim that they didn't attack innocent civilians. Making matters worse is the fact that the civilians may actively get in the way of incoming attacks.
Colonization Barrier: 10000 HP, +5000 HP per round from extra production, attackers may be unable to attack due to civilians in the line of fire.
Commander's Orders: The Avenger prepares to defend Earth. But since the Avenger is not designed to tank attacks, it instead focuses on attacking everything shooting at the planet. First, the squads are dropped: an elite squad of 2 Grenadiers, 1 Ranger, 1 Specialist, 1 Sharpshooter, and 1 Psi-Operative. Then, the Gatekeeper arrives as an alien mercenary. With a staggering 25 health and 4 armor, it is nearly indestructible, and can either blast an enemy with its beam for 12000 damage, or raise 10 dead Rookies as zombies (they have 3 HP instead of 1, but only have a 10% accuracy with their attacks). Then, the rookies show up.
Now that the entire team is here, time to use them. The target is defined as the first entity to attempt to attack Earth, or if no one does it, Captain Falcon (who is a disgrace to chains of command everywhere), and should be able to attack them before their attack is launched. Before the attack, the Specialists provide support, with one giving an accuracy boost to everyone and another using Restoration to heal everyone. They also attempt to save someone who died and should have been saved (they have a chance to save operatives that get killed, leaving them with 1 HP, if I remember correctly). In this attack, the Andromedons first use Acid Lob to weaken the target's defenses, and the Grenadiers follow up with their Heavy Weapon special attack. Then, the Sharpshooter delivers a Headshot attack, followed by the Rangers assaulting the target with Reaper if possible, or if the target happens to be airborne, their guns. Lastly, the Psi Operatives act. They each use Stasis on all units attacking Earth other than the target, to significantly reduce their damage. If there are still psi operatives left afterwards, they will go down the following chain of actions, doing the first valid action: casting Stasis on Schrodinger's Ultron if he actually follows orders and bodyguards to reduce the damage he takes, attempting to use Mind Control on Chara (assuming it actually has a chance of working against him), reanimating one of Chara's kills 2 rounds ago (unless that ability got cut), and shooting at the target along with the rest of the team (inflicting Shock stacks as well).
Schrodinger's Ultron, as hinted at above, is ordered to bodyguard Earth. Yes, he is airborne, under the Flying Brick rule. And yes, he is a loose cannon who only has a 50% chance to actually follow orders. So really, he only has a 25% chance of guarding anything.
The SCP-2000's do not appear at all! Their apperance in a major warzone where deadly attacks capable of ending whole civilizations are being flung around as the leftover aftershock of the actual attacks from the entities and you is FAR too threatening to their completley-normal cargo to even consider that! Plus, you're basically using them as meatshields in that manner. They will opt to appear AFTER you get it to safety.
The Avenger's summons DO NOT GET ACTIONS until their post-summon turn when summoned during the EoTB in almost all cases, as is the case with any other entity ordered to summon another entity. The remainders will do as you say. Also, now that I've actually seen it (seriously I keep looking and finding new things every time), Reanimate is too good to have as a free ability so I'm cutting it for now. Also, the Gatekeeper (not to be confused with the type of boss) is going to be different as that's 100,000 HP you're casually tossing out, with effectively 16,000 midgigation to boot. That HP will take a dive to 12 HP (or by standard terms, loosely 48,000) with 4 armor (still 16,000) and less damage (8,000). It also can only give rookies 2 HP instead of 1.
Whoops. the Specialists do their best now as a makeup, but no cigar, a roll of 43 and (if there's two) out of 100 where 75 was the goalpost to revive someone random. I'm going to say that they only get one chance to rez someone random rather than roll for EVERYONE that died until you get a hit, as the latter is a bit much.
I think that's everything.
Schrodinger goes airborn and rolls! On a roll of 100, 50 is needed to pass...And it gets 9, so it doesn't pass, so it does nothing.
I keep doing a level system based on rudisplorking 9/50
Initiation 27/50(+14 from various people)
alchemies
Cloack of love && Green blood gives Emerald Cloack of Blood 4/5
WISE FROM YO GWAVES && soul of the lord nooooooooopelemental gives NOPE BACK IN YO GWAVES 5/16
T1 && zone of control gives ??? 2/??
I help crystalcat three times.
-I DISLIKE CHARACTER LIMITATIONS-
T1 && Zone of Control = The Area (Level 10: 1/11)
I notice the Planetary Puller. Sadly, due to what you've done, Time is so utterly scrambled that you fail to do anything noteworthy regarding pulling of any sort, but DO create a 40,000 HP Timecracked barrier. I don't even want to know what you did or what these 'Avatazz' things are.
This will probably prove to be a bad thing, but you've gotten the heat off of you at least via identity chage.
~Charges~
That's Pretty Boss. 5/50
DOSH 6/25
Who gives a damn about paradoxes anyway? 22/50 (+16 from Bank amount)
+16 in reserve (pricey, revan, megaminer)
~Alchemy~
-NOP-
1+ to Hezetor, +1 Revan +1 to Pricey
~Toast makes a call. Random localised time anomalies can wait.
~T: So...I hear you got roads.
~T: Yep.
~T: Okay.
~T: Alright.
~T: No.
~T: Er... No.
~T: I see.
~T: Go on.
~T: Yeah.
~T: Sure.
~T: Bring them in, I guess.
Now that important phone calls are over, ~Toast can do important things like... I don't know, pillage? Who even knows what this gal is up to these days?
Suddenly, a bunch of builders descend from the sky, and begin mass-building roads on Earth. They chuck up an absolutely massive DETOUR sign, directing attacks towards the closest other celestial body, which happens to be a rather large asteroid.
~Inventory~
Spoiler (click to hide)
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
Sodarayg (Level 10)
Source of Confusion (Level 10)
The Scrapper's Armory (Level 10)
Wildfire (Level 10)
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Red - Level 1 - 41'000/50'000
Blue - Level 1 - 0/50'000
Yellow - Level 1 - 0/50'000
x4'000 on single digit taking entities.
Your Detour sign will deflect 2 attacks! Detour sign added!
Not going to lie, I was not expecting this. I suppose the question now is, now what, I suppose maybe try to finish Chara like I've been trying to do for a while but my theory of the curse's location is weak at best, maybe I could strike at the casino but there's no telling what that would do, and then there's Earth 2.0, I could defend it but I'm sure others would do just the same.He sighs
You'll never know if you don't try.
He holds out his hands and his body vanishes leaving behind a 1/3 of a pixelated heart coated in the same blue energy of his body. Then his regular whole body reappears behind Chara and reaches into their SOUL.
There you are.
He then proceeds to pull Chara's spirit out of said SOUL, hopefully, causing their body to drop to the ground as there is no longer a driving force behind it due to Frisk leaving and Chara no longer in control.
Theoretically this should also take care of the Curse of Obedience I believe it was called as the search done simply showed Chara's face as it was and the spirit driving the SOUL is Chara.
His body projection then vanishes and reappears around his SOUL.
The SOUL Thief 9/50
+3 to PitTheAngel
Chara's SOUL, while perfectly manipulatable, is guarded by immense godmodding energies. When you realize this, you tactically back off before Chara stabs you again. You don't see Frisk's SOUL at all, leaving disturbing implications.
Immediate Panic Required: 16/16 (+9 from Supercool) (finishing early because new things)
+20: 19/20
-We now return to the Divine Work Station-
CoolestBrother: Okay, and the effort is done, Earth is restored.
StepMaster376: Shame we couldn't help out
MistressSarah: ...Ohhhhhhhh god. Please no.
Coolest: Wait, what, why? Why do Earth not orbit?
Sarah: Okay, everybody just stay calm, there is a perfectly logical way to solve this proble-
Step: Team-specific health bars are trying to add incentive to destroy it :((((((
Coolest: OH, GOOD. THIS IS REALLY GOING TO END WELL.
Sarah: First order of business: Defenses. We need something that can block attacks against the offense enough that it can reach the proper location.
Step: Didn't we have those old protector ships that could create barriers?
Coolest: I thought those were small-scale. Those aren't gonna be nearly enough to block that for an entire... "five turns"? What is this measurement of time even?
Step: We have the resources. We can repair it to probably be good enough to achieve that
Coolest: Plus, the bodyblocking rules mean the ship itself can divert some attacks!
Sarah: Wouldn't having one of those ships getting destroyed lead to some other bad effects?
Coolest: Nonsense! They probably have much better things anyway, and it wouldn't be that hard to repair it with the cheaper materials.
Sarah: The 72,000-Coin materials. For just each engine. Of six.
Step: Wouldn't trying be the best course of action here? After all, we're supposed to manage Pit's research on this war, and I think that everyone here would have the same response. Everybody else in the room, what do you think?
MagiciaryMichael: Save the earth! It's not magical, but we still need to preserve it!
TimeSpaceTactician: It would be most logical to, indeed, keep the earth alive for the continued perseverance of the timeline.
AnimeIsReal532: Yeah, yeah, save the earth and all that! I totally was paying attention and not watching anime with my computer! No, of course not! ...I'm not fooling anyone, am I?
hexadecimAngel: Earth? Not be saved? Surely, you jest, but that's only a 23.59% chance you are.
Altis: If Earth is dead, how am I going to prove that I'm not one of your angels? We have to save Earth, preferably right now.
Step: Looks like everybody's in agreement.
Coolest: I'll get to repairing that ship now, if you don't mind.
Sarah: ...Okay, sure, let's do that.
Sarah: (Hopefully this turns out as well as I hope. My master tactician's intellect tells me this won't have nearly as good an advantage, but everyone disagrees...)
Refurbished Protector Ship [N]: 75,000/75,000 HP.
ATK: Incapable of such an act.
PASSIVES:
It's a Spaceship: It's airborne. That should be obvious.
Shield Generation: The old system that would perform this has been upgraded to hopefully block enough in order to defend enough of the Earth. +10,000 HP to Protectorate Shield each turn, which defends Earth.
Inefficent Blocking Attempts: The Protectorate Ship will attempt to bodyblock the Earth, with 33% efficiency instead of 50% because of the use of inexpensive parts.
No Other Purpose: Once the Earth has left (or, regrettably, destroyed), this ship will automatically leave the field.
It's HP is buffed to 100,000, and the Refurbished Protector Ship is summoned!
Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 14/16
14/20 for a space station
14/50 for an open deal?
41/50 for Initiation
+3 to tabbune
The King continues throwing rocks up into the atmosphere, making even more interference. (As a note, this interference is not a barrier, but rather makes ANY attacks towards ANY of Earth's bars have a static miss chance.)
You grant a 10% evasion bonus! Sadly, it applies only to the first attack you make. This does not override the previous Boulder Field barrier because of confusion.
Kusarigama && Handheld Dark Energy Generator && Kusarigama = Noctem Dreadmill 2/??
If the barrier is damaged then I heal it...by throwing a soap at it...don't ask how that works.
...welp ok time to make another defense.
I'll just put a good number of orbital force field generators to revolve around Earth 2.0 and create an intensified force field around it.
Intensified Force Field
HP: 20(Preffered number) Generators remaining
Note: The force field itself does not have HP, but rather it is powered by several force field generators. To remove this force field, all 20 generators must be destroyed. In addition to that, the number of generators remaining determines the percentage of whether an attack does hit Earth 2.0(or any other barriers behind this force field). It starts off at 100% chance of absorbing an attack not aimed at it and decreases by 5% for each generator destroyed.
Orbital Force Field Generator
HP: You decide
Note: Any attacks aimed at the force field will actually just damage these generators instead.
IN CASE this needs mentioning or something, this barrier will allow modifications to Earth 2.0 itself from non hostile and non PZ actions to pass through. This barrier will instead take damage if it does stop a hostile or PZ modification from happening. I dunno, just feeling a lil' bit...paranoid.
And, if my guess is right, PZ entities will also be attacking Earth 2.0 so I guess attacking them is not a far-fetched idea. I use the Death Note on the Information Robot's core...
...and by use I mean set the Death Note on fire and slap the ever living gorilla out of the core with the burning Death Note until it's just nothing but ashes, and even then I will probably still be slapping the core with my bare hands for probably 10 more minutes.
The combined HP of all 20 generators turns out to be 6,000. Intensified Force Field summon! 8,000 damage to the Information Robot!
14/50 A Youkai that may get here by winter
8:50 Right Foot Let's Stomp! For Real this time!
3/50 The First of the Eight Non-robot masters
+16 saved
+3 Ire
Gurann Lagann theme && Break Chip: Break the Unbreakable 2/??
A hammer that is useless, outside of doing what would normally be impossible for a hammer to do
Small Nuke && Flowers II Grass II Mushrooms II Saplings II Bone Meal: Reset Bomb 12/16
PS2 memory card II EXP: Memory is the key 4/??
"I will not just roll over and let an outside force dictate the results of my actions."
Side plot importance!
Star flies up to get a better view of Limbo, after taking a ring of flight out of the A.I.
"I really am confused as to what I am supposed to do."
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The Man decides to take out an item that has not been used since its creation. It looks like...a CD. He takes out a player, and sticks the CD inside. A song begins to play...
DO DO DO DO DO!
DO DO DO DO DO!
Darude-Sandstorm plays, and in the process, swirling sands erupt from the player. Irritation, a level 7 alchemy, is used, creating the Great Sandstorm Weather: for three turns, all non AZ entities who are not aligned with sand in some way take 1,000 piercing damage. Ampersand is very obviously immune, as are godmodders due to Hax. Also, all PZ entities have a 10% chance to lose their turn dancing to the song.
CAPTAIN FALCON USES SHOW ME YA MOVES! ON DR. DR. DR. DR. THE ABOVE ENTITY LOSES HIS TURN, AND HIS FULL CHARGE OF EITHER PEPPERSHAKER OR HIS SUPERCHARGE IF THAT IS COMPLETELY FULL.
You fly up, losing sight of the only landmark. Of course, you can always portal there, but something tells you that in losing sight, now Limbo's weirder mumbo-jumbo can work its magic, which will kickstart this plot in earnest. In any case, you haven't flown very far. The mass of Universe eaters above looks to be an incredible distance away, yet at this point all you see of the ground is a gray expanse, with no features or anything.
You notice an outcropping of what you presume to be ruins off in the distance.
You empower the Sandstorm with annoying music! Sandstorm improved! Ampersand's sand-related attacks will take a small boost due to this...
/post to be edited if I have time, with rp and such
>Sleuth: Attempt to will the Boost Rings into existence.
I then grab everyone's forum avatars, and somehow condense them into a gigantic barrier in-front of the Earth! In fact, there's a whole nice bunch of old avatars that players used earlier; my salt shaker, Twin's Glitch Bonnie, FSBN's all-smash-characters thing, ManiacMasteR's... self avatar, Consumer's temmie picture...
Their powers cause the barrier to be filled with the power of a bunch of fictional characters, strengthening the barrier. I also grab dozens of other forums, and shake the player avatars from there into the barrier, as well as grabbing their forum titles and making reinforcing pillars out of them. This all somehow stays afloat, thanks to the powers of a certain mollusk-based avatar.
=Command=
Weaponry Core: Machine Gun the Paradox Casion!
You will the Boost Rings into existence due to my mistake! Boost Rings (properly) Summoned!
You create a 20,000 HP Avatar Wall!
The Weaponry Core will do as you say!...Casion? Oh, Casino. Right.
Still looking at the four factions fighting, I spot my arch nemesis, a convenient axe (which just so happens to be near the RSM Information Robot X). I decide the only way to defeat an axe, is to defy gravity. I swiftly take out a gun, that just so happens to shoot out tiny brachiosaurus', and start firing it upwards, which makes me float! I begin to use the gun as a jetpack and make my way over to the axe. Once I'm over the axe, I drop the gun into the RSM Information Robot X's Core and for some reason all the miniature brachiosaurus' go to the core and begin eating the core, obviously mistaking it for lettuce, a common mistake any small dinosaur could make. When I'm on the ground near the axe, I decide to defy physics and make the block below it slowly sink into the earth, along with the axe. But, little did I know that by doing this I accidently cause the axe to bounce up like a trampoline, also making it move so fast it's set on fire. While the axe is flying, it lands perfectly in the center of the robot's core. Thinking my enemy has tried to hide from me, I decide to get rid of it's hiding place the only way I know how! Eating it! I begin to chow down into the core, somehow managing to eat a good chunk of it before all of my teeth break! Luckily however, my dad was a shark, making me part shark and I instantly regrow my teeth to continue eating through the entire core. Eventually though, my teeth run out and the axe is still stuck. I give up to my long term foe, at the very least this time, I have tied with it.
22,000 damage to the Information Robot! This kills it, and the resulting backlash obliterates the data that Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr gathered on just about everything, depriving him of 9 PhDs! Only 1 left...But he's also the only non-Chara PZ entity.
It is literally half an hour past midnight, I do not feel like writing out an actually detailed post. Thus, Walker just stands there and stares up at the supermassive object in the sky in complete and total shock, before deciding something needs to be done before that planet could be misused. So she starts a charge, and in the meantime, somehow manages to reach out with her sword far enough to bring the blade down on the planet Earth... albeit with difficulty, as one would have from swinging a sword several thousand times larger than oneself. The upshot of this is that a giant sword like that is gonna cause one amazing fault line, from which volcanos and valleys shall form very nicely.
Hezetor is suddenly enlightened by the knowledge that I'm transmitting to his mind.
He has suddenly realized that the key to victory lies in chocolate.
Chocolate, sure, it makes perfect sense.
As was I saying Hezetor materialized a few different types of chocolate, milk, white, chocolate with hazelnuts, with gianduja and many other, he then forcefully injects one after the other these varieties of chocolate in Chara's mouth with the aid of advanced telekinetic skills.
Moog City
Hezetor approaches the closest Enderman and speaks.
Hezetor: Salutations, I'm Hezetor of the Descendants, I need to talk with Braxis, please bring me to him.
Things
Hezetor looks at earth 2.0, he knows that this planet is about to leave this place soon and he knows that it will soon be terraformed and inhabited, so he does what he usually does to all planets that have or will have some sort of intelligent life form, he implants an avatar on the planet, the process takes a few seconds, just the time for something like 9 *10^27 atoms of random materials to become a new body for him, the difference with the current avatar is that this one is a "sleeping" avatar, he his a few dozens of kilometres under the surface of the planet and at the current state of things the avatar is not even "alive" it's just a proper shell designated to wake up when the right conditions are met.
@Tazz you forgot to increment the value of Hezetor's armor it's 3 while it should be 4.
"I definitely didn't forget about Zarod's ability" What I meant here was that 2 turns ago Zarod's abilities were copied again since I don't want strangle and you forgot to reroll for the ability, anyway, Hezetor will copy again Zarod's abilities and put them in slot one.
While we are at this, the Module of superior metallurgy is installed on the Modular Armor, +1 to that and I'm finally at 5, the cap, nice and clear.
...... 47/50
....32/50 +2 from Pricey and Toast
+1 Talist, + 1 Pricey and +1 Toast.
Charge bank: +5 (tazz) +7 (Toast, Talist, Pricey)
Module of atomic manipulation && Module of stasis
manipulation && Module of quantum manipulation (neutrinos) =
Module of Total Manipulation (Level 15: 14/16)
Module && Zweihander && Chaos Flame Ember &&
Soul of a Great Hero = Module of the Titan Patriarch (Level 12: 4/13)
Module && scroll with written over the spell "Major regeneration" && scroll with written over the spell "Greater restoration" = Restoration Module (Level 10: 2/11)
The INSTANT you shove a chocolate large enough in Chara's mouth to make Chara's lips break the pattern of the curse (presumably by Richard's estimatioin), a noise like cracked glass hits your ears. The sudden explusion of Godmodding power is strong enough that, while no-one incurs any damage, everyone flinches for a moment, with the exception of Chara.
the moment you get of Chara's eyes you realize he is broken. UserZero heavily sighs, almost expecting this failure at this point, as Chara takes Termination and, to put it quickly, self-terminates.
Chara takes an infinite amount of damage and refuses to Refuse his own blow. Chara dies, leaving an ominous aura to emit from his body, a shade ever-so-slightly darker than candy red. Presumably, UserZero's own Determination leaving Chara. It fills the air and returns to UserZero, not all at once, but in the form of a gradual arua that eventually dies down. UserZero, for her part, doesn't seem to have changed, though the infusion of Determination seemed to have given her quite the headache.
Richard takes the opportunity and, in a grand imitation of Captain Falcon, knees UserZero directly into the skull, using her own force to send her forwards. There is no barrier to break, but the loss of Chara was great, and UserZero is promptly flung 500 blocks to Yggdrasil, 3 HP less.
Before everyone rushes to meet the new goal, Hezetor snatches up Chara's corpse and inspects it. Sadly, it would appear that any powers to be gained from Chara would be heavily nerfed if even, and though you do take Termination (Level 15), it is just an at-this-time capped level alchemy. Chara took it to its absolute limit but he was his own power-it's one you're unlikely to replciate in full.
You do notice another trinket of his, however...A simple locket upon his neck. It says "Best Friends Forever," and despite the fact that Chara was basically unwilling to use his presumed mass of determination, it still permeates that odd substence/mental power hybrid that is Determination. To a degree. You also find some odd chip-like thing labeled 'Alchemiter Upgrade.' Hooray!
In 'destroying' chara, you have laid claim to The Locket, Chara's Spoil Of War. It has exactly one use; for the turn of its use, it will make an Entity absolutely invulnerable through the power of Determination. It will NOT give them any other benefit and wears off very quickly (by which I mean, by the time the EoTB of the turn of activation ends), but it does not hinder the recipiant in any way; they may act normally. It has a cooldown of three turns. This, by the way, subverts Insteunt Deaf effects by way of having the afflicted entity immediately Refuse, meaning this is the ONLY way to stop anything that is otherwise applying that...BUT they will come back heavily damaged. The power level of this thing is dangerous to its users if its used to defy death in such a manner.
Meanwhile, in Limbo, the echos of a soul so tormented that his torment is heard even in his death-seeking success blares through the ears of all closeby. Star manages to hone in on it and somehow finds the Parthenon-like area where the sigil of the Ultimate Reward lurked. It is the wailing of an irredeemable being being freed of an irredeemable punishment, even though the one he shall go to is even worse. Star could, alternatively, inspect Chara...Or those ruins, which seem remarkably familiar to Star.
Meanwhile, Hezetor's adventures in Moog City do not get off to a good start, for as it turns out, asking a random Enderman where Braxis is leads to the rather realistic conclusion that he doesn't really know. Also, Braxis is a female.
The alchemiter upgrade will apply at the end of this turn. Due to these events, actions will not occur a second time.
==Turn 1==
Level 3
Ante Matter: 100,000/125,000.
==Alchemies/Charges==
Darkness: 19/50.
Charge #6: 21/50. (Belated +5 from competition.) (+3 from nulitor.)
Evidence Decorruption: 50/50, waiting on another player.
+3 to nulitor.
Metal Rod || (Never Tell Me the Odds && Pure Probability Energy) == The Betmaker 9/14
Module && Miniature Red Sun == Red Sun Module 6/16
Boots && True Essence of Speed == Boots of Surpassing Movement 5/11
==Action/RP==
[X] THIS POST IS FOCUSED.
Crystal looks over at Erelye.
โJust a sec. Somethingโs come up."
He makes a hand-sign, and there are suddenly two Crystals. One fades out, returning to the battlefield. The remaining Crystal looks over at Erelye. โLetโs make a deal. I seem to have heard that a standard bucket of magetear, which would be about five gallons, plus a quantity of Amethyst Flame, would have as appropriate payment the secret of why, exactly, it's all just a joke."
If the deal is accepted, Crystal leans forward and whispers something into Erelye's ears, before collecting his items.
Crystal also retrieves something from hammerspace -- a Magic 7-Ball. "I heard that turning this in to you would result in a great reward."
โDISCONTINUITYโ
Crystal walks out of a portal, looking up at Earth 2.0. He looksโฆ well, peeved would be a very mild way of putting it. He opens a PM to Notch.
Crystal: Ugh. To the best of my knowledge, and I know things, that planet is not meant to crash into the Zeroth Server, nor will it do so barring major course disruption through a specific factionโs efforts. The planet is meant to be a second Earth, and, if all goes according to plan, will be teleported to the previous location of Earth instead of crashing into the server. If you wish to verify my words, I have easy access to several methods of verifying the truth of a statement, which you may check for deception beforehand. Contact me if you wish for further dialogue. In the meantime, I have to keep the Pro-Zero players from knocking this planet off course and crashing it into the server.
Crystal looks up to the planet above, seeing several attacks already streaking towards it. He raises a hand, calling upon power an order of magnitude above anything he had used before. He also calls Mars over. Heโll need her for this. He whispers to Mars for a second, telling her the plan, before he lights up in gold and purple, magic and Essence pouring into her and her spear, World Reaver. He then simply grabs her in a telekinetic grip and throws her, as hard as he can, up towards the area of the attacks.
As Mars reaches the apex of her arc, she abruptly sticks in the air, as though gravity was refusing to affect her. She finds herself right in the path of some sort of nondescript ray, and quickly enacts the plan Crystal worked out.
>Guarding Star Tactics
Mars BLAZES with a white-gold aura for a second, before it spreads to encompass her whole body and then out farther to form a massive pillar of white-gold flame. An image of a massive suit of golden armor forms behind her within the aura, dripping blood that coalesces into spears as it falls, then slowly raises up to form a massive halo of red spears behind the armor. She raises her spear and slashes it through the air at said ray, a massive gout of pure sunfire leaping from it and blazing into the path of the ray, which somehow shatters into bits despite not being a physical thing. Other attacks are similarly dispelled by a greater destructive force.
Guarding Star Barrier summoned! This oneโs pretty simple: Mars blocks attacks that head towards the planet until sheโs drained of Essence, represented by the mechanical barrier losing HP until it dies. Optionally, by Tazzโs approval, I can also write up exactly HOW Mars counters a specific attack that the barrier blocks to reduce how much power the barrier loses. Thatโll go in Entity Actions. When the barrier โdiesโ, Mars has lost her power to counter attacks and just safely dives back to the server.
==Entities==
Oh. Now this could get interesting.
Erelye grins at your response, not wholly wickedly, for once.
Oh, yes. Hah. I believe I will greatly enjoy this. First, accept your end of the deal.
The Hand of Saraswati's outermost extremity seems to reform into some sort of eldritch symbol. The end of the liquid glows bright red, as if it were a sort of brand. Erelye jabs the limb through the air, watching as it tears a burning streak into the fabric of reality before you. With a thought, the Hand returns to its normal state.
Liquid magetear drips out of the rift in large quantities, amounting to precisely five gallons. The rift fades away as the magetear drips to the ground. Yet, it stops in midair, collecting itself into a sphere, a sphere displaying a radiant cosmic background. The stuff glows violet for a moment, before being compressed into the size of a droplet, and encased in a bubble of amethyst light.
As an afterthought, Erelye snaps his fingers. Aubergine flame burns itself into existence at his fingertips, spreading quickly. He hands the flame to you, allowing you to take the contained magetear yourself.
Amethyst Flame: A swirl of ever-morphing flame that takes on the hue of infinite shades of violet. The stuff radiates an immensely potent aura, that of knowledge incarnate. They occasionally flicker with an inky darkness. Level 10.
Magetear Droplet: A compressed drop of pure magetear, composed of a full bucket's worth. The formless substance glows with a cosmic background, peering into the stellar realm beyond the mortal world. Level 15.
You whisper into the pointed ears of the ex-elf, and your mutterings do more than you realize. A vast whisper spreads rapidly across Fiction and Nonfiction as the worst secret of all breaches all ears, or at least the worst you know. Across time and space, great beings shudder: A Grim Reaper behind a gate of Nine; a great Crimson Sea in the depths of the Nether; a shadow in the soul of a Golden God; and even the Narrative and Conflict. Their combined shivers leave a chill in the air, as though no-one but the last two of those know what you just said, no-one needs to know what you said to know that what you said was a world-shaking secret. Erelye, the only one to truly hear, reacts differently. A dark smile etches itself into his features. THAT is the Erelye I knew, the Lord-Archmage, seeking the secrets of existence no matter the cost.
Hah. That is... beyond amazing.
Thin streams of amethyst energy attempt to draw themselves forth from out of Erelye's eyes. He blinks twice, looking over to you.
Apologies. The knowledge-euphoria does indeed put a strain on this physical form. A lack of caution might prematurely end this meeting. Hah.
Erelye observes your Magic 7-Ball for several seconds, entirely silent. Then, he begins to chuckle.
Oh, yes. Hah. Returning to the Citadel at the behest of some new regime or other. Fantastic idea. I'll take that for a second, if you will.
Without waiting for a response, he snaps his fingers. Suddenly, a crack runs down the center of the maroon sphere. Several splinters follow. The orb levitates into the air briefly, pulsating with a pale gray light for several seconds. Erelye's gaze does not leave the orb.
A primordial force, wrought anew. IO CTHKILIT YERS YVORV PHYLAX VUL. EM NORS UCOSCO TUR. LU, LU. IO CTHKILIT WVERU GETEN PHYLAX VUL.
The cracks in the Magic 7-Ball emit flashes of multicolored light, just before the mechanism drops back into your hands. Erelye hands you another spheroid object as well.
Will that be all?
Seventh Capacitor: What was once a Magic 7-Ball, cracked and pulsating with a pale gray light. The device appears to be filled with liquid magetear, visions of an age long past ceaselessly shifting across their surface. Harnessing the device, one can connect to the Gray Knowledge of yore, and access its existence, to an extent. Level 20-which will be valid following the level upgrade.
Augustan Seed: A round, knotted ball of a particular type of ancient hazel wood. Cracks are dotted along the surface, emitting an unearthly amethyst light. The seed is unusually warm to the touch. Level 20 as well.
Your negotiations with Notch go less smoothly.
Notch: I want to believe you, I do. Notch: But quite frankly, for all of my power, I'm strained just trying to keep time-space going, and nothing you can say or do prevents you from being the primary antagonizers of those things. Notch: You could leave, you know! Right now! Leave and stop all this nonsense! Notch: Richard is no innocent man by any stretch of the imagination even if everything you and these activists have ever said about him is true. Notch: I would know, from very personal experience. Notch: He isn't above betrayal no matter what you've done for him. Notch: I want to believe that the big menacing meteor is what you're advertising it as...But given the circumstances... Notch: ... Notch: OK, fine, hit me up with whatever you have, but if you try to fake it, I WILL know. Richard learned that the hard way.
Considering that he is 100% guilty of raiding his personal server, you have to give him credit on that much. At this point, you're probably fighting UserZero for different reasons, as you have the methods to escape. You're almost certian the 'activitsts' are Nyarly's cultists, by the way.
Current Saga: The Person who blew up Earth (which started in Page 161 when UserZero blew up the Earth)
Current Arc: The Rebuilding of Earth (SAGA FINALE)
Status:
[AZ] Pricey12345: 16/20 HP. (Estimated 64,000 HP remaining from Player HP) (Thats my Vulnerability status.)
Echeladder-style Level 1: XP 37,000/200,000
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ X ]
This Action is Focused again so it will have increased possibility of making this thing look awesome. (Saves time for DTG Terraria Posts)
The XP is not only based on damage, but it also be earned for doing such things by supporting Earth, Healing, Dealing damage to a Single damage hitting enemy (4,000 XP per 1 Player HP damage), etc.
Before Attack:
I wear my Blood Diamond Armour before i want to do next. (Hope i don't want to suffer insteunt deaf... for this turn but No bodies generated phew.)
Attack: I warp to the area near the Earth 2.0 (Known as The Second Earth) then I use my gauntlet also I get the power of Grass Majyyks then I layer a tiniest bits of grass on the active dirt layer of the Second Earth but the G.Majy is ran out of power instantly as I create the weak barrier I wanted to do it so I have a special plan of doing something...
"This new Earth is the same size as the earth got destroyed before the saga is began... (510.1 million kmยฒ the total size of Earth)"
I then summon a group of boulders via my Rock Majyyks then I channel my Size Majyyks on the boulders to the huge sizes then I chuck these in the my own weak barrier of the Second Earth however, it fills up a bit of the barrier instead... I use the Digital Majyyks to form a Coding layer of the barrier however, Coded-Rocky-Grassy Turrets spawns on the barrier.
"What a disaster! but, it is a good thing of defending the Earth."
and suddenly there are reinforcements that are Retired-Project Storm Noobs
???: Yeah I sent these just to rebuild earth however, It will be my one of my homes
"Thanks, but the Barrier is done for now."
[UC]: Please protect my new home for the love of God/Notch, I need you.
Quick Rundown for this bad-boy:
[AZ] The Grassy-Rocky-Digital Barrier (with Turrets and Retired PS Noobs):
HP: To be determined (Bonus HP from Focused Action)
Specials:
Protected by the group of Retired Project Storm Noobs and the Grassy-Rocky-Digital Turrets which has less HP than the Main Barrier itself can also reduce incoming attacks like Projectiles, Melees, etc. until the RPSNs and the GRD Turrets are gone (I don't want to make a similar barrier or godmod this thing but it's a pretty good barrier for our earth.)
RP: Nah
The only Market 9/50 (My Idea would be a bit overpowered so I have to use another 50 post Charge so that only AZ and N players could buy my potions and my alchemies.)
[RESERVED UNTIL TALIST KNOWS WHAT WE ARE DOING]
ChurgeAtk #1 5/50
Alchemy Creation:
Essence of Sp00p && CD of Halloween Howls 1996 && Speaker that plays Spooky Scary Skeletons && Curved Sword Mold = (Undercharged) Sp00pinat0r's Sp00py Slasher 5/8
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line: Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Mid-Level Alchemies
Allies Action:
We will be return...
+1 to Hezetor, ,+1 to Toast, +1 to Talist.
Charge Bank: +5 from Hezetor and Toast +2 from Talist = 12 Charge Points in total
Stupid Editor breaks my Fonts again... (That's why the DTG Forums variant cant ruin Fonts from the ZetaBoards/DTG Forums Editor which is much better.)
Super flies up to the Paradox Casino and enters it.
Let's see how well this works.
One third of a pixelated hard appears in front of him, his body then begins to expand before erupting in a massive explosion of blue energy, the 1/3 of a heart remains untouched and Super's body reforms around it and he leaves the Paradox Casino.
Wonder how much that damaged it.
The SOUL Thief 10/50
+3 PitTheAngel
The answer is, 8,000 damage to the Paradox Casino! You leave, again, before being horrifically murder-stabbed by Clowns.
The remaining forces of the failed crash burts outwards, knocking Ker unconscious.
Priest? Do you hear me? Respond!
I hear you. What happened?
Long story. Now, we have two problems. First, you saw all the people here, right? Most of them live on a planet they call โEarthโ, and use technology called โComputersโ to access the Origin Point. Now, their Earth has been destroyed, and they recreated it, only to turn it into a superweapon.
...
...
...
WHY ARE THERE ONLY BAD NEWS?!
Because this is a bad world. A very bad one. Next thing, you saw that โParadox Casinoโ, right?
Yes, that gigantic thing Consumer knocked me into?
Yes, that. And it was your fault for being such an idiot. Well, the Paradox Casino is just a part of a much larger group, the Black Carnival. And the real problem is their strongest warrior, The Black.
Wow.
Such an original name.
Wow.
Don't let the name fool you, he can instakill people. Now, there is some โParadox Diceโ or something like that, I don't know, they always complicate things. If you roll 1, he is canonized, and you get an invincible, instakilling machine that you can't get rid off.
So what happens if he gets canonized?
It would be the best for us to leave, and wait until everyone else does so. Then, when nobody is around, he will leave because of boredom, and then we can return.
Let me summarize this: ABANDON BANANABUS.
Francisco the hell are you doing here?
Actually I don't want to know.
Wait.
Why is nobody attacking Richard? I mean, that's why we came here
...
Screw Richard!
Ker wakes up, and immediately recognizes the giant floating Earth, now coated with layers of minerals, boulders, magic and one giant wool tape with something written on it.
So, it is imposible to attack it from outside.
Ker focuses all his powers on the inside of it instead, causing explosions right below the surface, possibly damaging the materials.
Time passes.
The explosions get bigger, and move more towards the center.
Time passes slower.
The explosions gain a crimson color, followed by shadowy aftermotions.
Time gets kicked from the server for AFKing too much.
...
The explosions stop. Instead, in the center of each one that happened, a small seed starts growing...
The Earth didn't even have time to take a breather after the Explosions, when it became overgrown with razor-sharp poisoned thorns.
That keep growing into the ground.
And outwards too.
The ground minces, not even a dust particle remaining, instead the thorns replaces it.
A Momment passes, but much quicker so it doesn't get kicked too.
The thorns get to the stone level...
And reveal they can't go through stone.
Dog damn it.
A dog appears on the planet, and starts doggyfying the thorns, while a loop of Battlefury talking about dogmatter physics is heard in the distance.
Battlefury gains a boost for everything doggy that's left in his possession!
He also gets a fancy Dogmodder glove made of white fur, with a black ฮจ on it.
Consumer gains an upgrade for her Godmodder glove, with straps of voidsteel!
Ker'Athri gains an idea of becoming a Godmodder too!
Ker slowly walks back to the Ker'Nor Fortress, locking the doors and windows so sand doesn't get in, and checks out what his golem army has mined so far, before locking the door to the bridge too.
~Charges~
That's Pretty Boss. 7/50 (+1 from Hezetor, +1 from Pricey)
DOSH 6/25
Who gives a damn about paradoxes anyway? 23/50
~Alchemy~
-NOP-
1+ to Hezetor, +1 Revan +1 to Pricey
I'm not gonna bother with my inventory. It's really annoying to copy it over on mobile. If I need it I can just go hunt it down.
~Toast teleport's the game's construct of the sun to be sort of above Earth (since ~Toast is adamant that the world is flat, she believes that really shouldn't change anything). Aproximately 50 random moms suddenly appear from nowhere, (but not just any nowhere, but a rather specific nowhere that is somewhere sorta belowish Earth) staring each other down. They seem to be holding plastic containers for some reason.
"IT'S HIGH NOON," some random guy says, as if it wasn't obvious.
The moms glare at each other as they begin to form a circle, and raise their plastic containers to their hips.
One of them speaks up.
"Seems like we got ourselves a Tupperwareโข showdown."
The moms place themselves in front of earth.
"DRAW."
One mom brings out her container, lightning fast.
"Mah Tupperwareโข can hold 4 sandwiches."
The second brings out her container, a second too slow. Still, a superior gleam can be seen in her eyes.
"My Tupperwareโข can hold 6."
The third, the one that had said "DRAW!", speaks.
"My Tupperwareโข has two sections."
Many of the moms gasp with shock, but a few of them have tricks up their sleeves.BUT THEY WON'T GET TO SHOW THEM OFF IF THESE PEOPLE KEEP ATTACKING THE EARTH.
The Tupperwareโข Defence summoned.
The moms, through the power of Tupperwareโข, begin taking attacks out of the sky so they can have a damn showdown. They will continue to do so, until someone either trumps them all in the Tupperwareโข showdown, or manages to DIRECTLY kill them.
Finally, FINALLY the stupid traffic light turns. It feels like it has been WEEKS. Out of nowhere, a car appears and people begin pouring out... in order to PARTY! They look like a really hip crowd, full of cool people. The party doesn't affect the battlefield in any way right now, as most people are too distracted to pay attention, and it's part of an attack anyways. Next up! I walk over, far away from all the things I've set up (what were they again? Oh yeah... a statue in Richard's likeness, a stoplight that summoned a party, a giant mirror, and... what else? Hmmm... Oh yes! The control panel, that did... something!), and begin setting up what is most DEFINITELY AND ABSOLUTELY the last thing! I, somewhat impatient to have this whooooole thing over with, quickly set up a
Hezetor proceeds to fire a sequence of energy spheres to the casino, the first two have a circumference of 6 meters, then one with 2m, then again one with 6, then one with anti-energy, then a normal one of 7 m, another two with anti-energy and at the end one of 4 m.
This sequence is not random at all, it is in fact the sequence of the Planck constant, the fundamental value for the quantization of the universe constants, this beautiful number that represents the perfection of science and knowledge completely destroys the Casino representative of chaos and paradoxical action.
...... 48/50
....35/50 +1 from Toast, +1 from Pricey
+1 Talist, + 1 Pricey and +1 Toast.
Charge bank: +5 (tazz) +7 (Toast, Talist, Pricey)
Module of atomic manipulation && Module of stasis manipulation && Module of quantum manipulation (neutrinos) = Module of Total Manipulation (Level 15: 15/16)
Module && Zweihander && Chaos Flame Ember && Soul of a Great Hero = Module of the Titan Patriarch (Level 12: 5/13)
Module && scroll with written over the spell "Major regeneration" && scroll with written over the spell "Greater restoration" = Restoration Module (Level 10: 3/11)
The meaning of the numbers isn't meaningful enough to do that. In fact, almost nothing is. Nevertheless, You add a stack of Agony and deliver 14,000 damage to the Paradox Casino! You thought I forgot about that, didn't you. Haha.
Hey, it's me boithday. But I'd rather not deal with charges and alchemies and stuff on my birthday. So, all that progresses and stuff. +1 to Hezetor, Pricey, and Toast. Anyway, what is this? A Prisoner's Dilemma challenge again? I thought we weren't going to have these.
Anyway, because I have nothing better to do with my HP, I get in my 18th century zeppelin thing complete with the black hole storage that apparently you can get from writing lots of thesis papers about natural science, engineering, psychology and the like. This allows me to become airborn and I use my own HP pool to try and body block up to 3 attacks against Earth this turn. I only go for 3 because I want my HP regen to save me. I keep my hunger topped off with the... like... 32 bread in storage that can keep a crew of 3 people going long enough to explore entire continents. Very few people get this reference.
HAPPY CAKE DAY! In an inexplicable phenomena, a cake lands directly at your feet celebrating your [REDACTED] Birthday! This is followed by a staff similarly falling out of the sky, adorned with a red ribbon and addressed to you, from 'The Entity,' whatever that thing is. It is made entirely of green things. Green Wood, with a green portal framed within a crystaline ring of Emerald, all with green runes hovering about. The end of the staff even has a rather long, rather intricate bayonet in case you feel like stabbing something. It feels nice and warm to the touch.
It's considerably less extreme than the last one, and more similar to the challenge during the Psi-Scratch first phase, if you remember that. Doubly since you do this all through normal actions. Charges optional.
So few people get the refernce that your crew actually fails it. Nevertheless, your specific, exact number of bodyblocks will also be honored because Cake Day.
You give Erelye a gif of a soul. This is totally useless. What were you really expecting?!
The preferred method of soul-sending is quite clearly .png, and I will hear nothing to the contrary.
You opt to just directly send the soul anyways through INWVSA Interplanar Mail Systems, accomplishing the same thing without any mail-beheadings, intentional or otherwise.
Elsewhere, in an abyssal plane of existence far away, a demon's eyes widen. The demon turns away from the mass of rituals about him, an amethyst holographic screen forming in midair. Erelye slashes a solidus into the screen, watching as your soul appears before him.
The Hand of Saraswati twists and morphs into an obscure symbol, the callsign of the star Algorab.
One down, thirteen to go.
With a swift stab, the soul is marked with the sign, magetear dripping to the ground, and forming back into the Hand. Erelye snaps his fingers, a wheel of fifteen signs burning itself into reality before him. Your branded soul slides into one segment of the thing.
Hey, I'm Serpent. Some of you definitely still know me, some of you have probably never heard of me. I haven't posted here in, like, forever, but a mysterious being known to all as TheLordErelye, who seeks to create a great new order. One of knowledge and objectivity. One of Neutrality.
Although I may not be a major player anymore, I still am one who possesses vast stores of knowledge, and I seek to further these noble goals. I submit my soul for branding and amalgamation into the whole. I am Regulus, the star of one yet many. I embrace the arcane, knowledge, and neutrality. And herefore, I become something greater.
I relinquish my soul to the Amethyst Flame for a great new order.
How was your day?
You send Erelye your soul in proper .png format. Yet another soul is branded and slotted, this time to the tune of Regulus, in the abyssal plane. The Dรฆmon is silent. Being misinformed about the function of a plan is still a viable reason to brand someone's soul, anyways.
Hi Talist, since you seem not to have noticed anything from me, you have a PM from me waiting for you on both this forum and the DTG forums.
Thanks, and sorry if I'm being pushy.
Dagger && The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall && (Rain Cloud II Dagger) = Daggerfall 1/???
Broken EA-32 && Machine Gun = SF-44 4/6
+2 IGN, +1 Toast
Knight Time 32/50
It's Just a Game 12/50
A ton of Fishies on Earth 33/50
Redstone alchemizes a copy of Hunk Rump for totally no reason whatswoever.
Redstone then uses his Time powers to freeze the asteroid.
Dagger && The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall && (Rain Cloud II Dagger) = Daggerfall (Level 7: 1/8)
Dual Balance: Aether or Nether, you rock with these nasty pieces of work. Channeling the energies of Creation and Oblivion in moderate amounts, their only weakness is that they only really fire it out like a gun. No major levels of manipulation. They can be fired together without...Err, explosive results, though, so huzzah.
How do you alchemize the Hunk Rump copy?
You deal 5,000 damage to the Timecracked Barrier for your additional time shenanigans!
-UPDATE IN PROGRESS-
#heisunworthy
EXOS +1s all GS Players. I wonder to myself if I've missed something as there appears to be 0 mentions of the boss rush. I'll give it an extra turn on suggestion from someone else.
UserZero...My goodness she is fuming.
UserZero: You people.
The Anomaly whacks the Stardust Monolith for 5,000 damage!
*UserZero: You people are absolutely unreasonable.
The Paradox Casino rolls! 9 for the amount of Paradoxes...Again!? Ugh. The rolls are 835, 8396, 4506, 8666, 8574, 1900, 8834, 5240, and 9884!
Dimentio: And so the rolls favor us, like the spiking sales of a cult classic post-release!
*UserZero: Nothing I can say or do to you will stop you.
The 1st Roll levies the Paradox Casino with a sudden case of having considerably less max HP, now bringing it down to an amount post-burn! The second makes the Monitor vanish with the same speed it had left! The third deals 10,000 damage to the Paradox Casino! The fourth springs forth the forces of Stan, which proceed to take offense at the more intact, sturdier things around and damages any entity above 100,000 HP until it either takes that much damage or hits 100,000 HP, whichever is less damage! The Fifth blips the Informant's charges (and Radiation) out of existence! The Sixth adds four extra bars to the Jackpot special! The seventh makes UserZero officially salty by disqualifying Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr of his last PhD, making him obliterate himself in a puff of logic! Suddenly, no entities on the PZ side! This is bad for them! The eighth cures the Casino's burn! Finally, the Ninth. A sudden tension is relieved from the Casino as the Screwed Status effect bites the dust!
*UserZero: You really are out to kill me, aren't you?
*UserZero: No martial pride on the line, escape now possible, and your 'buddy' isn't any bit a saint.
*UserZero: It's really all just to do me in.
It doesn't stop! The rolls to determine the newest passive, as well as the number of attacks and the bonus, roll out to be 1, 3 and 2 out of 10! The Paradox Casino's rowdy inhabitants cause it to self-damage itself by 20,000 HP! They throw out various busted Slot Machines, smashing them down into the Informant, Ultra Greed and the Genesis Dog, dealing 20,000 damage to all 3! Finally, they roll for extra charge out of 6, nailing a 4 and gaining a bonus charge!
*UserZero: I don't like referencing that war.
*UserZero: But Psi was reported on saying something that stuck with me.
*UserZero: He re-defined for me the definition of ragequit.
*UserZero: It wasn't rage, it was the breaking of will.
*UserZero: The ever-present grind of your absolute power against their mere candle to the inferno.
*UserZero: The neverending game of never being better.
*UserZero: Until, finally, they cracked, their uselessness being so great they could not bear it.
*UserZero: Psi took it to an art form.
*UserZero: It's the only other admirable thing about him.
*UserZero: For immortal foes, only the psychological warfare was ever important.
*UserZero: There could have been more 'Ancestors' amongst you, but Psi broke them all, all but 9.
*UserZero: Even the survivors, the victors, he made sure that their victory was as bitter as he could get it.
*UserZero: He ripped from them all joy of his passing.
*UserZero: All quite sound advice when dealing with people who can't die and won't give up.
*UserZero: Determination. Refusal to die. Or, more romantically, refusal to give up.
*UserZero: If I can make the living embodiment of Determination internally beg to the point where it terminates itself...
*UserZero: ...Then nothing is impossible. Not for me.
UserZero resumes grinning.
No other entity manages to act. Suddenly the whole of the land rises in rebellion. The Wind is Howling. Oceans long dead suddenly rise from the depths. The skies above are menaced with spikes of lightning.
The absolute chaos is merely a distraction. UserZero's twin axes crash through it all like glass, and quickly deal a massive 160,000 damage to Earth's barriers, bringing down the four strongest: The Guiding Star, the Tupperwaretm, the GSPD, and the 'Perfect' Barrier immediately lost! UserZero quickly deflects the sticks from the last of these barriers into the ever-hated Paradox Casino, dealing 15,000 damage!
The absolute chaos was not a distraction. In the maelstrom of natural disasters, those on the Battlefield notice the sudden rise of a graveyard, marked by 4 swords, a lance and a pike. four souls dance off of them, begging for a power to bring them forth and give them form. UserZero is more than ready to answer the call, catching her axes from their toss and stretching her neck with an audible cracking noise. A finger twitches upwards, and from the six graves rise six warriors, loyal to their ressurector and terrifyingly powerful, brought beyond even the point of their death by the Omega Plus Godmodder.
The Lowdown: Lovingly ripped from the world of Brave Frontier (and they have been very dead), the Six Heroes make their not-so-heroic return to the land of the living more legitimately! Sadly, they're on her side. The good news is that they're probably going to help UserZero take down the Casino before they really focus on Earth (given Eze's 'bonus damage for ganging up' passive) but after that, all bets are off.
Their first charge works like this-there is a weaker form activated at 3 charges, and a stronger one activated at 5 charges. They can activate either one, BUT will expend all collected charge even if it's overkill (barring effects). The second charge is equally nonstandard-only ONE of the six can charge that attack at a time (though who is Charging it can be someone else if you kill the original charger, with no charge lost), though naturally it's the most powerful of all. Both attacks are AoEs, though only the Ultimate can hit six like in the home games; the others hit only three. Nevertheless, they're MUCH stronger than the standard attacks.
My one advice would be to start softening them up while the Casino is still alive to divert her attention, as those things are definitely a step up from what she's summoned before.
Oh, and in case you didn't notice; Time HAS passed this time, so stuff has ticked down (including the majority of entities no longer being horribly irradiated).
The Itinerary:
[ALL]: Destroy the Paradox Casino! Its paradox generation is absurd!
[ALL]: Consider UserZero's offer of Boss-Rushing! 2 turns left to vote! (1/15 for)
[GS]: De-corrupt Crusher's Evidence! It's crucial to proving UserZero detonated earth! (Great Effort!) (Crystal ready! One more player needed!)
[GS]: Defend Earth!
[GS]: Reach Yggdrasil!
[GS]: Destroy Godmodder477!
[GS]: Destroy UserZero!
[AZ]: De-corrupt Star's Evidence! It's crucial to proving UserZero detonated earth! (Great Effort!) (Crystal ready! One more player needed!)
[AZ]: Defend Earth!
[AZ]: Reach Yggdrasil!
[AZ]: Defend Godmodder477!
[AZ]: Destory UserZero!
[PZ]: Stop anyone from reaching Yggdasil!
[PZ]: Knock Earth off course!
[PZ]: Defend UserZero!
[PZ]: Destroy Godmodder477!
Terrain: Desert (adds heat!) Current Heat: 60 celcius, adds 20 degrees of heat (in celcius) per turn, adds an Obelisk per turn. Obelisks: 2.
Weather: DARUDE Sandstorm. 10% chance of friendly fire; Airborn entities take DoT; Evasion lowered by 10%; 1,000 DoT to non-AZ entities; 10% chance of PZs losing action to song.
[???] The Every-Dimension Portal: Infinite HP. Ideas: None.
[???] Booster Rings: 200,000/200,000 HP x2. Doing nothing.
[H-BOSS] Paradox Casino: 235,717/312,717 HP. Rolls for literally everything it does! Agony: III Jackpot: IIIIIIIIIIII
[N] Sandfall &mpersand: 107,000/240,000 HP. Can mind control near everything! Can't dodge but will always counterattack. Struggle Counter: 0 (b/c transform resets) Zodiac: III. Pyramidon: III. Obelisk Objection: III. God Complex: IIIIIIIIII. IMPORTANT NOTE: God Complex can deal with Chara!
[N] Genesis Dog: 80,000/180,000 HP (+4,000 regen). Stock: 2. Machines: 1. Bullets: 0. Dog Power: 6/100. Custmoners: N/A. Rapid Redoggening: III. Dogsong. IIII. Doggening: IIIII. Second Dog: IIIIIII. Drain Of Dog: IIIII. Oh No, The Dogmanity: IIIIIIIIII. Reload: II
[N] Refurbished Protector Ship: 100,000/100,000 HP. Protects Earth, nothing more. 33% chance to bodyblock. Airborn. +10,000 HP to Protectorate Shield while alive. Cannot Do Anything Else.
[GS] The Avenger: 100,000/200,000 HP. Airborn. Spawns 10 Rookies every turn. Docking Bay: Empty. Elite Squad Drop: II Alien Clone Drop: III Scientific Progression: III Defend This House: III PAUSED, NOT SHOT DOWN.
Redshirts: 1/1 HP x10.
Specialists: 8/10 HP x1. Gremlin can buff or heal. Restoration: III
Rangers: 8/10 HP x1; 7/10 HP x1. Burn on Sword use (hit grounded targets). Reaper: III
Psionics: 8/10 HP x2. Mind Control: IIII Stasis: III Insanity: III
Andromedons: 6/8 HP x2. Free 'respawn.' Acid Lob: III
[GS] Stardust Monolith: 13,000/50,000 HP. Stardust Sentinel: III
[GS] Schrodinger's Ultron: 2/5 HP. 4 Armor. Has a 50% chance to actually follow orders, but is surprisingly powerful!
[GS] Frankenstein's Pokemon: 249,000/350,000 HP. Flexibility: 0%. Enlightenment: I. Critical: I. Regen: I. Missing Numbers: III Judgroarof Renforced: IIIII
[AZ] Captain Falcon: 110,000/275,000 HP. Upon death, Star is pulled from the [DATA EXPUNGED]QUEST. Show Me Ya Moves: IIIII Come On! Yes!: III FALCON PUNCH!: IIIIIIII Inversion: I
[AZ] AI-Shell Salvation. SELF DESTRUCT: IIIIIIII
Mobility Core: 79,000 / 100,000 HP. Rocket Flight: III
Weaponry Core: 66,000 / 100,000 HP. Critting! Sniper Rifle Railgun: III Radiation: I Curse: I
[AZ] The Informant: 44,000/75,000 HP.
[AZ] Hezetor: 13/20 HP. 3 Armor. Hyper-Evasive (50%). Capable of Copying Deceased Entities! Copied: Zarod (Strangle: III (note: blue = no charge! red = charge!) ), 1st ESFB (Super-Evasive), Crocidibli (Levitator Enforcer: IN-USE! IIII (note: blue = no charge! green = charge!) ). Action: Levitator Enforcer on Captain Falcon! AGONIZER: II
[AZ] Talist: 10/25 HP +1 Regen per turn.. Mood: N/A (2/3 Mind.).
[AZ] crystalcat: 13/20 HP. +1 Armor from Guardmail.
[AZ] Toast: 13/20 HP.
[AZ] The Golem: 13/20 HP. +1 Armor from Temmie Armor.
[AZ] Pricey: 14/20 HP.
[PZ] Vargas: 200,000/200,000 HP. Improves Damage of Specials and increases attack power as HP Lowers! Ragna Break & Helios Vanguard: III>II. Ardent Flare Ride: IIIIII
[PZ] Selena: 220,000/200,000 HP. Can prevent fatal blows! Doubles charge and grants +10,000 Regen to all PZs! Estreal Bloom & Crystal Laviena: III>II. Mercurious Blade: IIIIII
[PZ] Lance: 210,000/210,000 HP. Negates Crits and Minicrits for PZs, and gives them 1/2 Damage Reduction when damage taken exceeds 50,000 HP! Mystral Night & Earthbond: III>II. Starglow Escudo: IIIIII
[PZ] Eze: 180,000/180,000 HP. All damage on hitting the same foe multiple times (entities only) gets Crit Damage! Fulgor Caelestis & Varze Superbia: III>II. Supreme Bolt: IIIIII
Collectionism 5/50
Hamilton OST && Dueling Pistols = Ten Duel Commandments 4/??
The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence = Line of Sight 8/14
Vampire Knives && Railgun && Stopwatch = Scarlet Devil 8/11
16,000/125,000 Lv. 3
An almond milk elemental is briefly seen in the Everydimensional portal.
I quietly jump off the Earth and dropkick Selena.
Golem: *Clap8, Uzฤฑ. *Clap8. You made a small chฤฑld want to kฤฑll themselves. Agaฤฑn. Truly the epฤฑtome of skฤฑll. Beautฤฑful. Clap. Clap. Clap. Do I need to say "Clap" more? How many tฤฑmes do you thฤฑnk properly expresses my awe and respect? 9? 90? 901?
Golem: And I mean, there are defฤฑnฤฑtely reasons we could be backฤฑng thฤฑs '8-7'-7'-[7']-8'-'5-'3. Maybe I just want to see what the deal ฤฑs with your protectฤฑveness over that husk. Maybe I just want to have a grand old murdery tฤฑme. Or see what's coming ฤฑn the future. Regardless, I defฤฑnฤฑtely don't have to be supportฤฑng hฤฑm, but the ฤฑllusฤฑon of togetherness ฤฑs a really important part of thฤฑs war.
Golem: I mean, the thฤฑng ฤฑs, Notch, I'd thฤฑnk that ฤฑf we were really about to smash thฤฑs gฤฑant thฤฑng ฤฑnto the ground, we'd at least take care to get ฤฑts trajectory rฤฑght... Kฤฑnd of lฤฑke a lot of other fally smashy objects.
Kusarigama && Handheld Dark Energy Generator && Kusarigama = Noctem Dreadmill 3/??
Arm Cannon || Supercharged Gravity Gun = Arm Gravitizer 1/??
Arm Gravitizer: Basically a gravity gun made to be attached to an arm. It works like how a Gravity Gun(or for this matter, a supercharged one) would work, except with some added functions.
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I throw up a shield. No really, I ate a shield earlier(don't ask) and I am vomiting it now. I throw this shield up into Earth 2.0's orbit, protecting it...yeah it's just one singular shield.
Welp Chara dead.
I set up advertisements for a recently opened restaurant to orbit around Earth 2.0, which will hopefully redirect at least one enemy attack from hitting Earth 2.0 to going to the restaurant instead. Like the advertisements said, "The food's so good, you'll forget what you were just doing!"
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In case my ED Portal vote from its first turn did not go through, I nominated A Giant Bedrock Hamster Ball That Is Also Transparent And Is Containing One Million Bulls All Running Cooperatively So That The Ball Can Keep Rolling Without Any Interruption From The Inside And It Can Also Fly Somehow.
(also are we allowed to heal Earth 2.0 from any type of damage that it has?)
Glad someone dealt with the little crap. Regardless,
Super's hands disappear and reappear inside the Paradox Casino, they begin spinning around rapidly, unleashing a barrage of energy blasts as they do so before exploding in a supernovae of blue energy. Afterwards Super's hands reform on his body.
New Plan. Due to the specter of the NLF, we do not know Chara's limits. Thus, an incredibly overkill attack just might work
So, Operation: Genocidal Troll is a go.
First off, Chara is randomly polymorphed into a pig for no reason. Naturally, this lasts all of 10 seconds.
But then, one of my drones WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW's Chara. The insane amount of W's builds up and then explodes in a burst of forward movement so powerful that Chara slams into the walls at the 5000 block mark hard enough to drop all her knives.
Along the way, I sneak in some anomalous blade-related SCP objects in with the pile of dropped knives. I make 500 checks to make sure that SCP-668 does NOT get in there (because then Chara would be super-unstoppable, albeit capable of instantly killing UserZero if it gets killed). Beyond a random infohazard or 2 in the attack (because no attack would be complete without random infohazards attempting to cause random effects, even though they never actually do anything against entities of this power level), the big one is utilizing a version of {REDACTED}, a blade that gives the user delusions that they can perform things that are way out of their level (the nickname of "PCPBlade" is pending). With this, Chara thinks that she can chop the earth in half with a rusted, blunt knife. Which would actually be an understatement of its abilities, if not for the fact that there is an anti-Chara teleporter thing protecting it. So this proceeds to test that system as Chara repeatedly launches attacks on Earth, only to be teleported away. After a few dozen attempts by Chara, I place a Teraport Interdiction Field right where the teleporter teleports her, interrupting the teleportation and turning her into a mess of proto-particles, stuff trapped in hyperspace, and other horrible stuff that comes when a massive gravitational field appears right at a teleport's destination. Naturally, this has no effect, as Chara just refuses it even though his brain was also part of the stuff that was reduced to proto-particles (hey, don't ask me for the logic how it happens, it just happens).
Or maybe not, since Chara somehow got defeated by a random attack.
Not really. We learned something extremely important: how to destroy Curses. Richard apparently said that if you find some sort of Symbol that powers the curse, it can be altered to destroy the curse.
He also said that godmodders will just replace it a few milliseconds later.
Except that there are 2 things with that. First off, a few milliseconds may be all that is needed. And secondly, with enough energy we can create an Anti-Godmodding Field like the one that was used on the Perfect Sphere, and if placed on top of the curse's symbol, the godmodder would be powerless to replace it.
The only curse that this would even apply to is the Curse of Repetitiveness, and that isn't worth breaking because then everything turns into the same attack spammed over and over. AKA, boring.
You're right for now. But next time a Curse is employed, we will be ready for it.
Wait a minute, so if Chara's face was the Curse's symbol, how did it not get distorted sometime during the massive barrage aimed at Chara? And why would UserZero put the Curse's symbol on her and not hide it all the way back at Yggdrasil? And wouldn't this mean that my plan to end this attack with a Weath Ray barrage work by virtue of distorting the symbol of UserZero's face briefly by scattering it all across the universe with quintillions of wormholes?
First answer: Chara was refusing all damage, so the distortion would have to be from something not considered damage. Second answer: if that was done, Chara would kill UserZero instantly from backlash after some people managed to work together and do a 500-post charge to breach all her barriers and beat a "impossible challenge" Third answer: who knows?
If just the third boss is canonically able to destroy The Incarnate in one hit, what do you think the next boss will be? How can it possibly escalate? I am going to develop a Random Objects Firing List, or ROFL, to prepare for the next boss by firing so many things at it that one will happen to be that super-secret weakness. And since apparently this post is an empty post, I am going to also repair the Avenger with some spare drones.
Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 15/16
15/20 for a space station
15/50 for an open deal?
42/50 for Initiation
I hand off the +3 from crusher to Tabbune.
And add my own.
+6 to tabbune
As The King continues to fling large amounts of earth into the sky (empowered by the greater orb of earth) the OP King's voice can be heard over the din, at least by userZero that is.
Really, you think this is all just aimed at you?
Honestly, by my judgement, most of the people here are trying to prevent a paradox.
If it makes you feel any better, their goal has an end-result of you finally getting your revenge on Richie over there.
Me?
Well, I only want you dead because you are the epicenter of something much, much bigger.
All the little temporal distortions in the fabric of the Multiverse... and something else that I find a great deal more troubling.
And just like it always is, it's either a godmodder or the clowns at the heart of it.
And this time? It just so happens to be both.
I'm just here to break what needs to be broken, get what I can, and then leave.
Whether that results in you living or dying makes little to no difference to me.
15/50 A Youkai that may get here by winter
9/50 Right Foot Let's Stomp! For Real this time!
4/50 The First of the Eight Non-robot masters
+19 saved
+3 Ire
Gurann Lagann theme && Break Chip: Break the Unbreakable 3/8
A hammer that is useless, outside of doing what would normally be impossible for a hammer to do
Small Nuke && Flowers II Grass II Mushrooms II Saplings II Bone Meal: Reset Bomb 13/16
PS2 memory card II EXP: Memory is the key 5/??
"I will not just roll over and let an outside force dictate the results of my actions."
Side plot importance!
Star goes to the ruins as quickly as possible.
Chara is going to be punished, and he does not feel inclined to change that. Any information he could get from Chara, if s/he even felt like sharing, would be less likely to give new info than this apparently familiar ruin.
Star is filled with a sense of forboding.
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The Man speaks, hovering above the surface of the battlefield.
"You know, I always find myself faced with a question from a very game-y perspective. Is it better to be wise, or intelligent?
Originally, I chose wisdom. Everything since then has convinced me that was the correct choice.
Let's take these two people into account: Richard, and Userzero.
Both of these people have proved that they do not lack knowledge, just by being able to stand here right now. But Richard, well, let's just say that trying to take down the Omega + in her own server is foolish, even if you could become Omega + by defeating her as a Gamma.
To Userzero, I have one simple question...okay, it's not simple at all.
Do you think yourself as beyond the concepts of good and evil? Have you resigned yourself to the eventual point when you cannot run from your actions? Or do you just believe you won't be home when the time comes to pay the piper?
For that matter, do you really think all these people are here just because they want to see you go down?
Newsflash, whether that was the case originally or not, your actions that you have both committed and revealed have put you on the chopping block as much if not more than your position.
Of course, your answers really don't matter at all. It will not change the facts. Just as your statements do not change that your actions deserve people coming after your head."
The Man takes out his sword that slammed into Userzero earlier, then seems to rethink his actions and put it away.
"No, it is not up to me to punish her...this time."
CAPTAIN FALCON LOOKS AT SELENA. SHE MUST BE DEFEATED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. THEREFORE, HE DECIDES TO SIMPLY HAVE SOME NEW SWORDSMAN GET INVOLVED.
TWELVE MAN SIZED STATUES WITH GOLDEN BASES FALL. THE CHARACTERS ARE IMMEDIATELY RECOGNIZABLE AS EACH REVIVE. SMASH BALLS THEN RAIN FROM THE HEAVENS. THE MII SWORDSMAN LIFTS HIS SWORD SKYWARD, AND IT IS ENGULFED IN LIGHT. CORRIN TURNS INTO A DRAGON. OR MANAKETE, TO BE SPECIFIC. THE LEFT HANDS OF LINK AND TOON LINK GLOW WITH A BRILLIANT LIGHT. META KNIGHT'S CAPE EXTENDS LIKE A SHADOW TOWARDS SELENA. ROY PULLS BACK HIS BLADE AND ENGULFS IT IN FLAMES. MARTH AND LUCINA POINT THEIR BLADES UP AND FORWARD, WITH A LIGHT SHINING AT THE POINT. CLOUD IS ENVELOPED IN A RAINBOW OF COLORS AS HE CHARGES UP. ROBIN, MEANWHILE, STANDS IN A RELAXED STANCE. IKE POINTS HIS SWORD AT SELENA, AND SPEAKS.
"Prepare yourself!"
FOR SHULK THEN BACKSLASHES SELENA, SENDING HER ROCKETING FORWARD INTO A STORM OF COLORED BLADES. META KNIGHTS CAPE WRAPS AROUND SELENA, AND A SLASH THAT CUTS THROUGH SPACE AND TIME LAUNCHES HER STRAIGHT INTO THE PATH OF CORRIN'S WIND BREATH. ROY UNLEASHES A POWERFUL EXPLOSION, KNOCKING SELENA INTO THE PATH OF LUCINA, WHOSE CRITICAL HIT KNOCKS HER INTO THE PATH OF MARTH, WHO KNOCKS SELENA INTO THE MIDDLE OF LINK AND TOON LINK. THEY TRAP HER IN THE TRIFORCE, SLASH A FEW TIMES, THEN SMASH HER STRAIGHT UP, WHERE ROBIN, CLOUD, AND IKE ARE WAITING. THEY TRAP HER IN A GREAT PAIR OMNIETHER, AND SEND HER OFF TWINKLING IN THE SKY.
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I should be on the proper plane for the trade to take place. Unless my ritual was not registired, in which case, i burn down a hazel tree, surrounded by ink, poured on the ground.
If this transports me to the proper location, which i was informed it would do so, i begin talking to the demon who should be there. From what i was told, anyway.
canidaePsionic: Hello. I've come to mฮฑฮบe ฮฑ deฮฑl ฯith you. My soul, for the Amethyst Flame, tฯo ฮฒucฮบets of the dฮฑrฮบ inฮบ ฮฑnd mฮฑgeteฮฑr, one bucket of avaritine, and the augustan seed, if possible.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
CrazeePi looks up at Earth 2.0 and for some reason, feels they should probably do something to defend it. They decide that the best way to stop attacks would be to stop anyone from attacking it in the first place, and summons a giant pile of bubble wrap. Seeing as nobody can resist bubble wrap, it'll cause attacks to instead be used to pop bubble wrap. For some unexplained reason, people only seem to be interested in the bubble wrap when they're attacking Earth 2.0.
[STATS AND STUFF]
[CHARGES]
8/50 ~ THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, WHO HAS DEFEATED ENTIRE LEGIONS OF DEMONS AND OTHER UNMENTIONABLE EVIL STUFF BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO THINK OF ANYTHING BUT DEMONS, AND COULD POSSIBLY END THE UNIVERSE AT ANY MOMENT
((The font I use for this doesn't seem to be working for some reason so I'm just putting it in regular Arial))
+3 Tabbune (since apparently Piono doesn't like being helped)
Okay, now that Chara has been defeated, we need to defend Earth. Why? Part of it is, of course, the fact that there needs to be an Earth in the world, but there is another reason. If it escapes, anything on the planet when it escapes will leave the server by the power of the Great Effort powering it. EXOS has, in fact, already dropped off an AI core in a Worker Drone, and when the planet escapes, will use that to rebuild our off-server resources to provide a new avenue of attack. Or take over Earth with a Skynet knockoff.
No, I am fairly certain that you prevented that functionality due to the events of Project Binary taking over a planet with its own Skynet knockoff.
Its almost like you built those yourself and gave me credit for them. Which you probably did.
I also dropped my Illusionary Hologram Drone Creator Drone, from my new Absurdly Specific Drones line of products. This drone creates a swarm of illusionary Hologram Drones that each create Holograms of more drones, with the result being a swarm of illusionary hologram Worker Drones that will make it nearly impossible for any aggressor to find and destroy the real Worker Drone.
Anyways, I notice that Notch is on the server, and also appears GS-affiliated. So I decide to contact him.
Crusher48: Notch, neither of these godmodders is a safe choice. Though Richard was framed in this case, once he reaches Omega+ level he will lead to a chain of events that destroy several universes. I know this because those bad futures are where I came from.
Crusher48: However, UserZero is not as friendly as she seems. She actually decided to blow up a universe right now (and blamed it on Richard), hunts down and kills people IRL, and her third Trial alone was powerful enough to be able to instantly destroy a PLANET in one hit if not for someone finding its weakness first (a weakness that had always been claimed to be impossible to exploit, in fact). She cannot be trusted either.
Crusher48: The only way to stop this from happening is to break Richard's chain of ascension. In the continuity I am from, he somehow managed to find 3 other godmodders that happened to show up on this server, managing to ascend to Omega level just before UserZero dies. But if even one of them does not show up, Richard cannot gain enough rank to take UserZero's rank.
Crusher48: Thus, there is a simple plan. We have 3 chances to eliminate a godmodder before Richard can rank up off of it. Once one arriving godmodder is eliminated in this way, we rush UserZero and take her out. This will leave an Omega+ ranked godmodder with no one to claim her rank, permanently eliminating the Omega+ class of godmodder. With Omega+ godmodders no longer existing, the ability of godmodders to destroy worlds will be almost completely mitigated.
Crusher48: So, Notch. Are you willing to aid me?
I also add a bunch of Fake Illusion Cube Drones, which are Cube Drones that act like illusion but aren't, so that attackers think that all my drones are illusions when they aren't. Not that it does them much good anyways when they're going to have to get in the way of things either way, but I got a sponsor from Battlebots who wants me to design absurdly specific types of drones and then figure out how to use them, so I have to make up situations just to employ absurdly specific drones.
Fake Illusion Cube Drone Barrier: 10000 HP, invisible (shows up in this text color in the EOTB).
Commander's Orders: I hate when my units lose their turn. I hate it so much that I just reuse last turn's orders (however relevant they may be) instead of making more relevant orders.
~Charges~
That's Pretty Boss. 9/50 (+1 from Hezetor)
DOSH 7/25
Who gives a damn about paradoxes anyway? 25/50 (+1 from mega)
~Alchemy~
-NOP-
1+ to Hezetor, +1 Crystal +1 to Pricey
~Toast reaches into her pocket and pulls out an ordinary frying pan.
But there's a catch- A twist. It's not an ordinary frying pan. You just got caught. In a particularly nasty twist. A twist of mine. Yes.
For this frying pan has several properties. The first being that it will instantly win you a shotput contest, provided you make a healthy and wholesome meal with it beforehand. This has been proven as true, because it happened on two seperate occassions. The second is that any male that comes within contact with it will instantly grow a beard, assuming they have one already. More rarely, women with beards already will grow one. However, this hasn't been tested due to the absurdly small amount of women with beards.
~Toast bangs the frying pan of questionable significance against a gong that happens to be next to her for some reason, and it's true significance is revealed.
"Baaa."
You immediately look to upward and see a swarm of sheep, more or less noclipping through the sky. Selena points out that swarm is the wrong plural for sheep. That was just another one of my twists. How ironic. That I put a twist on this spot. Where there have never been twists before. Page 206 of DTG: 0rigins. Post #whoevencares.
It is so delicous. This irony.
The truth is. That this twist has been been twisted again. A twisted twist. A double twist. If you will. This the last twist.
For swarm is the correct term for this group of creatures that have been mysteriously undefined in this sentence, not flock.
...
This can mean only one thing:
*deepbreath.mp3*
THOSE.
AREN'T.
REAL.
SHEEP.
The swarm collectively bleats in an ironic and sheepish fashion. This is the twistiest twist. Yes. I lied about my last twist. Being the last twist. For there is a twist inside a twisted twist. For they are not bleating. They are barking. Wait. No! They are not barking! They are bacon!
The sheep disappear for half a second, then are replaced by their true forms. Bacon now sits where the sheep did, standing in golden/white chariots. They sizzle angrily, astonished that Selena saw through their cunning diguise. One of them *somehow* blows a horn so tiny it's probably one of those free gifts you get from cereal packets sometime. In fact it is. Generally in these scenarios probably means yes, it is.
Since it's a cereal box gift, it makes little to no noise. Nevertheless, beyond the horizon you see black dots beginning to appear in front of the sun, like pepper on a fried egg. As they get closer, you see them. Hundreds and thousands of...
Wait, no. They are just hundreds and thousands, in the millions in number. Lead by a command of 3 giant pieces of toast (not to be confused with ^Toast, Toast, ~Toast or *Toast), they fly straight towards Selena.
Selena is impaled on the first piece of toast, which happens to be buttered. The hundreds and thousands and millions of hundreds and thousands follow suit, sticking themselves to the buttered bread. This repeats for each piece of toast, until we end up with a Selena-Triple-Decker-Millions-Of-Hundreds-And-Thousands-Fairy-Toast-Sandwich. Delicious.
One thing people don't realise is how flammable hundreds and thousands are. The Emperor of Bacon sizzles slightly, and gives the order. Hundreds and thousands and millions of flaming frying pans fall from the sky and land on the Selena-Triple-Decker-Millions-Of-Hundreds-And-Thousands-Fairy-Toast-Sandwich. The collateral damage would be a necessary sacrifice.
The Selena-Triple-Decker-Millions-Of-Hundreds-And-Thousands-Fairy-Toast-Sandwich catches alight, and burns to a crisp. Even if she had a beard, she doesn't have one any more. A couple of frying pan scientists sigh inwardly and leave. There's nothing to see here.
[I swear I only realised the flaming toast thing afterwards. This was supposed to be an attack about bacon chariots riding out from the sunset to immolate the world. Disguised as sheep.]
[RP AND ACTIONS]
This action is focused. ConsumerOfAll: That was an excellent speech on godmodding. Thanks for that. It is a help to a new godmodder and Pro-Zero, and in making money.
ConsumerOfAll: Anyway, have any of you heard about an open source game called the Battle of Wesnoth? What about the Orocia Random Mod?
ConsumerOfAll: No? What a shame that the Paradox Casino has to suffer through it.
ConsumerOfAll: also uzi assists pls
> Multiplayer
> Join Official Server
> Create Game
> Game Type: Scenarios
> Scenario: 3p - Orocia Random Mod
> Era: Ageless Era
> Experience Modifier: 70%
> Switch Leader: Limitless
[RANDOM SETTINGS REDACTED]
> Game Type: Mirrored Random.
> Difficulty: Hardcore
> Upgrade Type: Mega Chaos
> Map: Frozen
> Castle Destruction: Off
> Experimental Difficulty: On
> 2: Archiac - Khthon, Random Leader, 150 Gold, Default Income.
Heh. This will definitely be will-breaking. They'll rage too fast with Castle Destruction, and Limitless leader switches will keep them in the game, but apart from that, it will be complete and absolute torture. I use godmodder to teleport a computer into the Paradox Casino, with a massive monitor, and this game inside. Nearby clowns are tempted by copious amounts of brainwashing and godmodding to work together, and start to play Orocia.
Anyway, some of you may be wondering, what is Orocia and Wesnoth? You see, Wesnoth is a tactics based strategy game where players control several units on hexes, like in Chaos' mindscape. Don't ask how I know about that incident. Really, don't. Orocia is a survival game where players suffer to survive 46 turns against random enemies from Ageless Era, a compilation of most add-ons in Wesnoth. I'll introduce you to other concepts as we go along in this adventure of survival, pain and suffering.
The clowns of the Dark Carnival talk amongst themselves, as they type silly things in chat to themselves, waiting for two other victims players to arrive. After about a few minutes, two players do arrive, player 3, InfiniteAbstraction, and player 4, mabel. mabel hello The sicknasty clowns probably respond with some sicknasty greetings. Abstraction is not happy with their sicknasty greetings, and promptly insults them. InfiniteAbstraction: shut up and start the game DarkCarniva:l how do we do that : o InfiniteAbstraction: what? is this your first time on multiplayer
DarkCarnival: Yes, it is? how do we do this? this this a pdoxroll cuz i hope its a pdoxroll.
Abstraction and mabel input their factions in, and I quickly start the game before the Dark Carnival probably breaks my beautiful settings via Paradoxes, as that would be rude. Nobody wants that.
A symbol appears on the computer that the players happen to be using. Every time the Dark Carnival, Mabel and Abstraction loses a unit, loses their leader, has to switch leader, gets zonked on the random upgrades, gets insulted by their teammates for being stupid (and Abstraction just so happens to be one for insults), does a stupid move or one that leads to the losing the game, or cheats, such as using Paradoxes, the Paradox Casino takes damage due to the brilliant power of curses. If any of them touches the curse symbol, it reappears and the Paradox Casino takes further damage. Now, let us dive into this game of torture and suffering.
The game starts with Plant elements - Sproutling, crawling across the icy landscape towards our players. The Carnival suddenly gets basic information on how to play this game, as them walking around confused would just be sad, and minimise the suffering and damage. Players would also ragequit, except, they can't leave as I put a basic form of the Operation on their computers. They begin by using their leader - a Yak beast called an Ophis to recruit a bunch of Khthon Yaks, tanky units with the power to make what they kill rise up on their side, but weaker, Khthon Wolves, which have more strikes, the amount of times you can try to hit in Wesnoth, but less damage, as well as the ability to enthrall their victims, and Khthon Rams, which deal double damage, but take double damage.
Abstraction recruits a few Drones, powerful and tanky units with low amounts of strikes, Blue Novices which are best described as Magi, Wind Daemons which do not look like Demons, but rather skeletons looking out of a portal, and Blue Lizards, which happen to be wolves with more health and regeneration but one less strike. Finally, Mabel recruits, uh, I'm not sure if I can say that word so Swordsmen, which have the power to make their victims turn into demons, Heterodoxes, which have a 6% chance of a OHKO, and Snipers, which are archers and not snipers.
In order to cause as much chaos as possible, the Carnival sends Wolves towards a plant elemental, which is torn to shreds by wolf teeth, but manages to persevere through. InfiniteAbstraction: oh no you idiot why did you pick frozen
mabel: : (
A wave of cold starts appearing from the computer, before the Casino is bombarded with a spray of icy shards hitting it, as that counts as an insult. The Carnival likely responds with either something along the lines of DarkCarnival: Oh, you see, we LOVE chaos. Chaos, oh beautiful chaos, is amazing, and Frozen facilitates that beautiful Chaos with all the death and destruction.
or DarkCarnival: we didn't do the settings
Meanwhile, in Orocia, the wolves are frozen and Slowed - half damage, half movement. Abstraction shows that he's much smarter by sending two novices out to scout for villages, lovely, beautiful sources of gold and income, before sending a Wind Daemon and Drone out to strike. A blast of pure electricity ripping through the air slams into the element, which shrivels in fear as it sends vines out to defend against its attacker, before the Wind Daemon opens up, and releases a gale that the plant elemental easily dodges. Mabel huddles up in the shrine for upgrades.
The icy wind continues to blow while workers and the incarnate of the wind appear, before blasting at the defenders, weakening them. The wolves savage the sproutling, turning it into their thrall, while the Carnival sends out minions to strike at their enemies. Abstraction orders his troops to crush the enemy in what is so brief, I don't even bother to transcribe it. Mabel fails to successfully kill anything. The invaders start trying to crush our lovely band of players. The enthralled Sproutling and a Scout Robot, a completely useless ranged unit succumb to the pure elemental power of Air, one that brings and may be considered Life, yet holds the key to our death. Meanwhile, in the Paradox Casino, a massive gale begins to blow through it, sending machines flying into the walls, and causing Clowns to rain down, onto the sky.
Our players have a "okay we guess" turn, weakening and killing a few units, which is boring. I'm pretty sure that we're only in it for the deaths. The Fetid, hulking behemoths of flesh and disgust spawn, while the previous wave, which hasn't died down kills a few level 0 units that nobody really cares about. The Dark Carnival, in a stupid move, uses Rams to rush the Workers. Unfortunately, the icy wind blows, and as they move, they lose their ability to deal double damage via the cold, evil power of division. They unfortunately do not lose their ability to take double damage, and take enough damage to be left with less than 20% of their health. InfiniteAbstraction: that was smart. just attack them, you know. mabel: he's a n00b. don't blame him.
The Dark Carnival lament Abstraction not keeping his mouth shut, as their defenses weaken to the next incoming sin to Wesnoth that they commit. Abstraction's leader then gets a zonk on the upgrade roulette, causing the Dark Carnival's honks to be converted into zonks.
"zOnK, zOnK, zOnK, zOnK, zOnK!" indeed, as the Carnival feels weakness seeping into the Paradox Casino, before it starts falling apart. The computer is strangely unaffected by any of these tortures, after all, we need it for this to continue. Mabel gets another zonk, causing the zonking to loop, before one of her units steps into water to convert something into a demon. Unfortunately, the water immediately freezes, as does the Faygo in the Paradox Casino, before shattering, sending debris out of the Paradox Casino.
The players hearts fill with dread as they realise that this is the Turn 5 and 6 double wave. Several clowns fall dead on the floor because they can't handle this game of Orocia compared to Paradoxes, while Mabel and Abstraction are visibly bothered by this turn of events. The fetid beasts lumber closer, as more slaves appear. The workers, tired of their poor lives, slay some of the stronger protectors, such as a Ram, nearly about to mutate into an armadillo-like monstrosity. Meanwhile, the weaker minded members of the Dark Carnival begin to feel themselves moved by the slave's awakening, and start to see the Truth, that the Paradox Casino is bad, and you should join me, and by proxy UserZero. This sounds like a cult? Shut up.
After all, they were used like pawns to generate Paradoxes and doom Fiction? Why should they stay? mabel: hey, don't you feel somewhat guilty for those slaves being captured? InfiniteAbstraction: they don't have any purpose, apart from being wastes of space. mabel: you're mean.
Mabel's insult triggers my Curse, and some of the more sicknasty clowns are converted to the cause of the riot. While only a tiny portion of the Carnival fall under control, using their chaos causing powers, they begin to tear to shreds the remaining pieces of the Paradox Casino, throwing out broken slot machines, and somehow making the wreck of a building cleaner, and less chaotic. This is against the nature of the Paradox Casino, and it begins to start destroying parts of itself, in a desperate urge to make itself more chaotic. In the meantime, clowns, compelled not to stop, attempt to continue to play this hellish survival.
Their units try to kill weaker enemies, but are easily repelled, managing to kill a Khthon Wolf in the meantime. Abstraction facepalms at their stupidity, while mabel realises that this is going to fail hard. They proceed to have decent turns, Mabel proving herself, and her faction, extremely good. The defilers then also have a decent turn, managing to kill a Yak. Well, supposedly kill a yak, as it ascends to a dead yak walking, and starts to rampage around the game.
The Carnival rejoices at this beautiful mess of glitches and chaos, before my Curse/carefully applied enchantment reads glitches as cheating. An Out Of Sync error occurs, and the Paradox Casino finds part of itself Out Of Sync with reality, causing it to drift off into the Void, where void energy rips it to shreds. The Carnival then manage to kill a wolf by trying and failing to savage a Fetid. Rot starts growing out of the Paradox Casino, before it becomes further, and further tattered, just begging to be released from its pain by a bunch of Descendants. Like me.
The Ophis similarly begs for the Dark Carnival to let it die, and plans to ascend and kill it in its death in no more than ten paragraphs. Abstraction fails to do anything useful, in fact managing to evolve one of the Workers into a Miner, who gets mad at the increased workload that Abstraction gave him. In the Casino, a rioting clown manages to rank up in the Casino due to...
...
how did he do that? Really, I don't know. Let's just say he cheated, which doesn't trigger the maybe-Curse as it had nothing to do with the game. He uses his new influence that is probably instantly removed to convince a few clowns that the Paradox Casino's insides contain Paradoxes. That's probably true, but the clowns start using clown magic to break open a wall, causing sand to get in, and blow open a few more walls.
Mabel reminds us that she's the only actually competent player here by killing a Fetid when it started its turn fully intact. Mabel is good, and she'd be a useful ally. The insurgents break through the Khthon lines, killing a few thralls in a way so unworthy of interesting description, that the Curse simply applies damage to the Paradox Casino. The Carnival and Abstraction proceed to be meh, while Mabel gets juicy upgrades. The invaders, the Carnival and Abstraction continue to be meh while Mabel is meh preparing, and also gets zonked. zOnK ZoNk zOnK ZoNk zOnK ZoNk goes the rioting clowns, before they replace whatever makes the continuous honking in the Casino to something that makes the Paradox Casino continuously zonk, which also causes them to continuously suffer the power of zonks.
Earth Elementals and the Primeval - god like humanoid beings - rise out of the ground, before pounding a few Khthon into the ground. Earth Elementals promptly rise out of the Paradox Casino, and begin to pound parts of it into the Desert, raining down debris. The Khthon begin to fail to hit anything, and set up their own deaths. I skip Mabel and Abstraction's turns for the sake of brevity, as the Earth Elementals punch the Ophis straight in the gut, while killing a few unimportant Khthon, which slowly, and slowly lose units.
Orcs, snakes and mechanical men appear, and crush the little remaining Khthon left. The Ophis attempts to strike back, but it realises that this will be its last few moments. The Dark Carnival realise with fear, that just because they saved themselves from the Screwed status effect, it doesn't mean that they won't experience getting Screwed, as the Orc stamps on the Ophis, killing it. The power of glitches allows it to stay alive for a few more hits, while glitches start to rend the Paradox Casino apart due to the curse registering the Yak glitch as cheating.
The cow screams, and Ascends to the Battlefield. It holds the Grief Railgun (15) in its hands. The Dark Carnival is confused, isn't this just a cheap method to shoehorn in more damage to a non-related attack. The rioting clowns respond by saying something like "Whatever, Chaos is beautiful, and random alchemies in attacks add to that."
The rioting clowns then hold a copy of the Grief Railgun in their hands, before going insane, firing across the Paradox Casino. The icy wind, dooming both the attackers, and the defenders starts to blow into the Paradox Casino, as the Ophis charges.
"WE HAVE SEEN THE TRUTH. THE SUPPOSEDLY WEAK WILLED OF YOUR MEMBERS REJECT YOUR PARADOX CAUSING WAYS, AND SEE THE LIGHT OF THE CONSUMER. MY KHTHON BRETHREN, SPIRITS LATCHED TO THE SOULS OF THE WEAK, ARE DISAPPOINTED WITH YOUR LACK OF SKILL. YOU NEED SILLY BARRIERS AND RANDOM CHANCE TO SURVIVE, BUT WE REJECT RANDOM CHANCE, AND WE REJECT THE CARNIVAL. NOW,
SUFFER."
The Ophis knocks over the computer, causing a network disconnetion, and freeing Mabel and Abstraction of this terrible Orocia game, before bouncing around the Paradox Casino, grunting and roaring before toppling the constantly shifting structure. The Truth-seeing clowns likely know the weak spots, and fire there, while the Ophis knocks clowns around, left and right, before smashing the remaining machines in the Paradox Casino off of it, and jumping off with them, somehow surviving the fall damage. I leave the Paradox Casino to likely start descending into the ground, before preparing to get spoil-stealed.
Yes, I am also trying to become a double god. I have already achieved one of my goals by coming here, so why not another? This is going to be hard, and lead to everybody trying to kill me, isn't it. No, I'm still remaining PZ. I'm not a traitor, unlike a certain few AZs, and I'm not talking about the future Anti-Godmodders.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS] The Unnamed Have Faith in Uzi, People 26/30 ============================= Memories of a Dreamer 11/40 ======================================== Openly Sourced 2/50 ==================================================
Saurite && ESP Railgun == ??? (Level ??: 2/??)
Saurite && Diamond Sword == ??? (Level ??: 2/??) This is designed to be an alchemy, running under a cooldown that can override the entity order of an entity, like the ability.
OS Modelcase_"MENTAL_OUT" is a machine designed to influence the surroundings. I've already talked about this.
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[BREAKDOWN AND OOC]
(This was based on an actual game of Orocia that I played, with many, many dramatisations. I also decided to try and copy Alpha, which is not going to make the power creep much better, to say the least.)
[INVENTORY] ESP Railgun (Level 4), Coin Launcher (Level 3), only my railgun (Level 8), Grief Railgun (Level 15), Replica of Homura's Shield (Level 10), Reliance (Level 13)
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i proceed to spin in a circle banana times. This causes 20 bananas to teleport into the Paradox Casino. As it turns out, those banana's are fabled idols of a massive monkey tribe. As a result, a monkey army numbering 2000 quickly storms the casino. The banana's then reveal they are in fact bombs and explode near multiple slot machines.
The monkeys, shocked by this obvious attempt at scorched earth warfare, proceed to set fire to the entire casino, and start throwing firebombs everywhere. As it turns out, the flames are enchanted to not only be much worse in the presence of paradox goo, but create more firebombs. Which are then tossed by paradoxical fire elementals.
Then, monkey musicans, obviously timed to arrived with the victory of the monkey army (which is still rolfstomping the clowns), proceed to play various jungle songs. All of which loudly overshadow the sounds of casino and killing. Meanwhile, a rather lethal, loaded with monkey-s jungle proceeds to erupt from the earth, and tear apart the majority of the casino, which is now a few tatters of cloth and a bunch of clowns trying to survive an unending slaughter as immortal monkeys continuiously tear deep into their ranks, and strike fear into their paradoxial hearts.
Meanwhile, the ruckus made by the monkey musicans starts deafening the clowns and causing their ears to bleed, making the battle even more of a massacre. Massive banana's fall, and then explode, killing more clowns, while banana energy flows into the monkeys, healing them and reviving their dead.
Then, a single monkey fires forth an arrow, of firey power. All the burning, the flame, the ash, the chaos, flys into the arrow, and the arrow, empowered with immense flame and banana, proceeds to convert the combination of the Joker and Kefta into a cheesecake, which explodes.
The monkeys then get ahold of the achlemiter, and proceed to do Firebombx85030538503583 && nuke, and proceed to produce a nuke with 85030548503583 firebombs inside of it, which promptly converts the casino into a flaming wreck. They then proceed to enact banana && bus, and produce the Banana Bus, or rather, a massive horde of them.
The massive horde of banana buses run towards the casino, while massive wheelbarrels of bananas are dumped on the casino from hills overlooking it, while the banana ocean that just came into existance sends a tsunami towards it.
The result is the Bananareckoning, the massive crash of millions of banana's into the casino, wiping it from the face of the server, launching it into an unlucky godmodder's face, who proceeds to punt it in the direction of the ocean of banana, which proceeds to flood the casino and destroy it.
ITEMS IN NEED OF DESCRIPTION: TRUE HEROS SWORD (Hero's sword && master sword), UNH0IING (The Hero's Sword && Detemmieation)
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Gemblade [8?]
Life-Drain spellbook [5]
Gravity Gauntlet [7]
Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10 Passive: 1+ armor
Falls [9] >fine of the Gravity Gauntlet
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5] Special: Rolls a dice to determine the number of rockets fierd
The Hero's Sword [10]
The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 16/16).
Unh0iing
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18/50 rip topaz +1 consumer
11/50 Dog. God.
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2+ to consumer
Charge Pool: The Dog will use one 1+ from each plus, and use it to charge an ability. The rest will be given to random players, or converted into extra dog-only Stock
Stock: Starts with 1. Start
Machine part: Starts with 1.
Bullets/bombs: Starts with 0.
All immunitys are temp. or can be surpassed with a strong enough debuff.
Fast Clock. Immunity to slowing or time-based. effects granted to target. Requires a "stock"
Regeneration Potion. Give target regen. 1 stock.
Poison Potion. Poison Target. 1 stock. Will only use if told via costumer.
Dispenser: 2 machine parts. Provides healing, and provides 1+s to one entitys charge.
Level Two: 4 parts. Heal two targets, and 2+ one entity, or 1+ two.
Level three: 6 parts. Provides minicrits, in addition to 3 healing targets, and 3+/1+x3
Antidote. Grants basic damage over time resist. Including such things as burning, oddly. Alternately, remove one stack of a strong enough debuff. Needs one stock. Does not cure mark of dog.
Minisentry: 1 Machine Part, attach a 5000 HP minisentry to the target. Minisentrys die with the target, and attack with 25% of the target's attack.
Sentry: 2 machine parts, 10000 HP, attachs to target. Same as mini sentry, except with 30% of targets attack.
Level Two Sentry: 4 Mach. parts. Attachs to target. Same as above, except 20000 HP and 35% of targets attack.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
OK, bit late on this message, but the update's done.
Two things in advance: First, the Brave Frontier units have quite a few things going for them, but the standard attack of a 50 post charge isn't one of them, they're weaker than they seem; Second, I never, ever, ever said UserZero couldn't attack Earth's Barriers.
Super looks at the five newcomers before shaking his head
None of them have a Spoil, therefore they aren't my concern.
Super turns towards the Paradox Casino raises his hands unleashes a barrage of blue energy upon the Casino before flying up to it transforming their arm into a blue energy sword and slashing it furiously across the Paradox Casino.
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Hey, I'm Serpent. Some of you definitely still know me, some of you have probably never heard of me. I haven't posted here in, like, forever, but a mysterious being known to all as TheLordErelye, who seeks to create a great new order. One of knowledge and objectivity. One of Neutrality.
Although I may not be a major player anymore, I still am one who possesses vast stores of knowledge, and I seek to further these noble goals. I submit my soul for branding and amalgamation into the whole. I am Regulus, the star of one yet many. I embrace the arcane, knowledge, and neutrality. And herefore, I become something greater.
I relinquish my soul to the Amethyst Flame for a great new order.
How was your day?
Oh no
Hi Talist, since you seem not to have noticed anything from me, you have a PM from me waiting for you on both this forum and the DTG forums.
Thanks, and sorry if I'm being pushy.
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Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Deus Noctem && Life Shaver II Machine Gun = Deterio Inclina 14/16
Dualizer && Heaven's Gate && Devil's Sunrise = Dual Balance 13/13 Done.
Dagger && The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall && (Rain Cloud II Dagger) = Daggerfall 1/???
Broken EA-32 && Machine Gun = SF-44 4/6
+2 IGN, +1 Toast
Knight Time 32/50
It's Just a Game 12/50
A ton of Fishies on Earth 33/50
Redstone alchemizes a copy of Hunk Rump for totally no reason whatswoever.
Redstone then uses his Time powers to freeze the asteroid.
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Chara refuses each time, though his lips REALLY twitch as you pass the knife through. You feel as if you were close to success but not quite.
Before you begin hacking the Emergency Teleporter, you find a note: "Sorry, but the emergency teleporter works on the principle that it's (a) random and (b) short-ranged. It would fizz if it tried to head to UB. -Tazz." Naturally, this makes you stop.
I'd be happy to answer questions but I'd need to know what they are.
Godmodder477: There IS a way to break the Curse, n00b.
Godmodder477: It's simple, just remove the symbol of the Curse-even slightly alter it-and all the power of the Curse goes poof. Otherwise it could stay up there for years without even making the lowliest godmodder ever sweat.
Godmodder477: Of course, any godmodder worth even half of their salt can just replace it with a fresh symbol it so fast that there's no real point in trying that. Normally.
Godmodder477: Plus, Chara is a Trial, and Trials HAVE to be beatable, and the harder it is the more of an expense it is on the other Godmodder-and by that I mean good old hitpoint damage.
Godmodder477: UserZero trying to reapply the curse makes it harder, which is exponentially more difficult to stop and could do some extreme levels of damage, so she won't do that as when we do, the backlash could pretty much instant-kill her, which would bring down all the barriers.
Godmodder477: Also, I am certain that the symbol is two dashes with an underscore between them. That is to say, Chara's nigh-static face.
Godmodder477: Like, seriously, all the mouth and eye twitching kind of gave it away, and one horizontal line is definitely not it. n00b.
At this point, if you can't defeat this boss, then...I will lose my ability to even. That is how bad it will get.
UserZero just kind of punts the drone as you summon it. It explodes. Huzzah. You're not going to get away with that forever, you know.
You throw up a 30,000 HP 'Perfect' barrier with counterattack properties and an extra shield! Shields, for the record, are basically 1 HP but stand up to 1 attack, but they're fairly frail and a good one can nail multiples.
Gurann Lagann theme && Break Chip: Break the Unbreakable (Level 7: 1/8)
You run out of spraycans when you're almost done, so you only get in 5%. Still, better than nothing.
-1 Ph.D!
25,000 damage to the Genesis Dog!
15,000 HP Hard Light Barrier added!
Here we gooo...Erelye abruptly ceases moving the instant Nyarlathotep finishes their greeting. The remnant of the amethyst inferno strewn about the abyssal plane freezes in time. Slowly, the demon turns around to look at your ritual circle. You note his eyes burn with deep gray fire.
Your... Imminence. Did you just call me Your Imminence.
Erelye's magetear limb diffuses into floating globules of the stuff, circling around the darkness, forming incomprehensible symbols and showing visions of an ancient lord upon an onyx throne. The dรฆmon reaches down to his belt region, grabbing the handle of a thin rod whose mere presence seems to warp the fabric of the plane. As if struck by a sudden revelation, he stops abruptly.
The fire returns to normal, crackling about, just as Erelye's eyes return to their normal state. With a flick of his left wrist, the Hand of Saraswati reassembles itself.
I'd recommend you not call me that.
He listens to your terms silently.
Certainly, pal. I'll accept your business agreement, if you permit yourself to fall under the jurisdiction of a Mark. I find them quite beneficial, considering the soul insurance benefits. Hah. As for the wings...
Erelye materializes a ashen candlestick burning with a vibrant aubergine hue.
Merely step right up, and let me burn them into the recipient's back.
I'm not sure how that'll work out for you given that's just an avatar and not even close to your 'real' body from what I gather, but hey, it's your avatar. Do what you will with it. I've seen stupider.
That's 1 5,000 HP Boulder Field for Earth added!
You fail to get in a sword fight with Chara using the Nerf Bat as chara has no swords, only knives! He slashes the Nerf Bat cleanly off of its handle as well, leaving you quite defenseless.
You aim the Weath Ray at Earth! This action is focused, so you gain a 20% chance to do the special 5x damage...But roll 64 out of 100, when 80 was needed to pass. You nevertheless fill the PZ bar by 40,000 damage, bypassing any and all defenses!
The ring of ink surrounding the tree glints in the light of your arson, bubbling somewhat under the heat pressure. A large branch of the tree collapses to the earth, immolated utterly.
The entire landscape seems to shift around you, the tree slowly crumbling to ash. The sky grows dark, and the world ebbs away around you. Within seconds, unsurprisingly, you find yourself in a familiar abyssal realm, wherein a number of fellow players you recognize are attempting to barter with a demon of no little potency.
The ink circle around the ashen pile glows with a violet light in a perfect circle, another line cleaving itself into the ground to connect you to the central ritual. The demon turns to look at you wordlessly.
Ah, yes. The dog-worshipper. This is no surprise. What is it that you desire?
21,000 damage! Ampersand doesn't attack you because he can only do a half-damage counterattack, which would not penetrate armor. Even then, he'd have to directly use his mental control against you to have a shot at getting it because that's TECHNICALLY a type of attack.
The SCP-2000's do not appear at all! Their apperance in a major warzone where deadly attacks capable of ending whole civilizations are being flung around as the leftover aftershock of the actual attacks from the entities and you is FAR too threatening to their completley-normal cargo to even consider that! Plus, you're basically using them as meatshields in that manner. They will opt to appear AFTER you get it to safety.
The Avenger's summons DO NOT GET ACTIONS until their post-summon turn when summoned during the EoTB in almost all cases, as is the case with any other entity ordered to summon another entity. The remainders will do as you say. Also, now that I've actually seen it (seriously I keep looking and finding new things every time), Reanimate is too good to have as a free ability so I'm cutting it for now. Also, the Gatekeeper (not to be confused with the type of boss) is going to be different as that's 100,000 HP you're casually tossing out, with effectively 16,000 midgigation to boot. That HP will take a dive to 12 HP (or by standard terms, loosely 48,000) with 4 armor (still 16,000) and less damage (8,000). It also can only give rookies 2 HP instead of 1.
Whoops. the Specialists do their best now as a makeup, but no cigar, a roll of 43 and (if there's two) out of 100 where 75 was the goalpost to revive someone random. I'm going to say that they only get one chance to rez someone random rather than roll for EVERYONE that died until you get a hit, as the latter is a bit much.
I think that's everything.
Schrodinger goes airborn and rolls! On a roll of 100, 50 is needed to pass...And it gets 9, so it doesn't pass, so it does nothing.
1,000 HP Giant chocolate egg added!
T1 && Zone of Control = The Area (Level 10: 1/11)
I notice the Planetary Puller. Sadly, due to what you've done, Time is so utterly scrambled that you fail to do anything noteworthy regarding pulling of any sort, but DO create a 40,000 HP Timecracked barrier. I don't even want to know what you did or what these 'Avatazz' things are.
This will probably prove to be a bad thing, but you've gotten the heat off of you at least via identity chage.
Your Detour sign will deflect 2 attacks! Detour sign added!
Chara's SOUL, while perfectly manipulatable, is guarded by immense godmodding energies. When you realize this, you tactically back off before Chara stabs you again. You don't see Frisk's SOUL at all, leaving disturbing implications.
It's HP is buffed to 100,000, and the Refurbished Protector Ship is summoned!
You grant a 10% evasion bonus! Sadly, it applies only to the first attack you make. This does not override the previous Boulder Field barrier because of confusion.
The combined HP of all 20 generators turns out to be 6,000. Intensified Force Field summon! 8,000 damage to the Information Robot!
You fly up, losing sight of the only landmark. Of course, you can always portal there, but something tells you that in losing sight, now Limbo's weirder mumbo-jumbo can work its magic, which will kickstart this plot in earnest. In any case, you haven't flown very far. The mass of Universe eaters above looks to be an incredible distance away, yet at this point all you see of the ground is a gray expanse, with no features or anything.
You notice an outcropping of what you presume to be ruins off in the distance.
You empower the Sandstorm with annoying music! Sandstorm improved! Ampersand's sand-related attacks will take a small boost due to this...
You will the Boost Rings into existence due to my mistake! Boost Rings (properly) Summoned!
You create a 20,000 HP Avatar Wall!
The Weaponry Core will do as you say!...Casion? Oh, Casino. Right.
22,000 damage to the Information Robot! This kills it, and the resulting backlash obliterates the data that Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr gathered on just about everything, depriving him of 9 PhDs! Only 1 left...But he's also the only non-Chara PZ entity.
You destroy one barrier!
The INSTANT you shove a chocolate large enough in Chara's mouth to make Chara's lips break the pattern of the curse (presumably
by Richard's estimatioin), a noise like cracked glass hits your ears. The sudden explusion of Godmodding power is strong enough that, while no-one incurs any damage, everyone flinches for a moment, with the exception of Chara.
the moment you get of Chara's eyes you realize he is broken. UserZero heavily sighs, almost expecting this failure at this point, as Chara takes Termination and, to put it quickly, self-terminates.
Chara takes an infinite amount of damage and refuses to Refuse his own blow. Chara dies, leaving an ominous aura to emit from his body, a shade ever-so-slightly darker than candy red. Presumably, UserZero's own Determination leaving Chara. It fills the air and returns to UserZero, not all at once, but in the form of a gradual arua that eventually dies down. UserZero, for her part, doesn't seem to have changed, though the infusion of Determination seemed to have given her quite the headache.
Richard takes the opportunity and, in a grand imitation of Captain Falcon, knees UserZero directly into the skull, using her own force to send her forwards. There is no barrier to break, but the loss of Chara was great, and UserZero is promptly flung 500 blocks to Yggdrasil, 3 HP less.
Before everyone rushes to meet the new goal, Hezetor snatches up Chara's corpse and inspects it. Sadly, it would appear that any powers to be gained from Chara would be heavily nerfed if even, and though you do take Termination (Level 15), it is just an at-this-time capped level alchemy. Chara took it to its absolute limit but he was his own power-it's one you're unlikely to replciate in full.
You do notice another trinket of his, however...A simple locket upon his neck. It says "Best Friends Forever," and despite the fact that Chara was basically unwilling to use his presumed mass of determination, it still permeates that odd substence/mental power hybrid that is Determination. To a degree. You also find some odd chip-like thing labeled 'Alchemiter Upgrade.' Hooray!
In 'destroying' chara, you have laid claim to The Locket, Chara's Spoil Of War. It has exactly one use; for the turn of its use, it will make an Entity absolutely invulnerable through the power of Determination. It will NOT give them any other benefit and wears off very quickly (by which I mean, by the time the EoTB of the turn of activation ends), but it does not hinder the recipiant in any way; they may act normally. It has a cooldown of three turns. This, by the way, subverts Insteunt Deaf effects by way of having the afflicted entity immediately Refuse, meaning this is the ONLY way to stop anything that is otherwise applying that...BUT they will come back heavily damaged. The power level of this thing is dangerous to its users if its used to defy death in such a manner.
Meanwhile, in Limbo, the echos of a soul so tormented that his torment is heard even in his death-seeking success blares through the ears of all closeby. Star manages to hone in on it and somehow finds the Parthenon-like area where the sigil of the Ultimate Reward lurked. It is the wailing of an irredeemable being being freed of an irredeemable punishment, even though the one he shall go to is even worse. Star could, alternatively, inspect Chara...Or those ruins, which seem remarkably familiar to Star.
Meanwhile, Hezetor's adventures in Moog City do not get off to a good start, for as it turns out, asking a random Enderman where Braxis is leads to the rather realistic conclusion that he doesn't really know. Also, Braxis is a female.
The alchemiter upgrade will apply at the end of this turn. Due to these events, actions will not occur a second time.
Oh. Now this could get interesting.
Erelye grins at your response, not wholly wickedly, for once.
Oh, yes. Hah. I believe I will greatly enjoy this. First, accept your end of the deal.
The Hand of Saraswati's outermost extremity seems to reform into some sort of eldritch symbol. The end of the liquid glows bright red, as if it were a sort of brand. Erelye jabs the limb through the air, watching as it tears a burning streak into the fabric of reality before you. With a thought, the Hand returns to its normal state.
Liquid magetear drips out of the rift in large quantities, amounting to precisely five gallons. The rift fades away as the magetear drips to the ground. Yet, it stops in midair, collecting itself into a sphere, a sphere displaying a radiant cosmic background. The stuff glows violet for a moment, before being compressed into the size of a droplet, and encased in a bubble of amethyst light.
As an afterthought, Erelye snaps his fingers. Aubergine flame burns itself into existence at his fingertips, spreading quickly. He hands the flame to you, allowing you to take the contained magetear yourself.
Amethyst Flame: A swirl of ever-morphing flame that takes on the hue of infinite shades of violet. The stuff radiates an immensely potent aura, that of knowledge incarnate. They occasionally flicker with an inky darkness. Level 10.
Magetear Droplet: A compressed drop of pure magetear, composed of a full bucket's worth. The formless substance glows with a cosmic background, peering into the stellar realm beyond the mortal world. Level 15.
You whisper into the pointed ears of the ex-elf, and your mutterings do more than you realize. A vast whisper spreads rapidly across Fiction and Nonfiction as the worst secret of all breaches all ears, or at least the worst you know. Across time and space, great beings shudder: A Grim Reaper behind a gate of Nine; a great Crimson Sea in the depths of the Nether; a shadow in the soul of a Golden God; and even the Narrative and Conflict. Their combined shivers leave a chill in the air, as though no-one but the last two of those know what you just said, no-one needs to know what you said to know that what you said was a world-shaking secret. Erelye, the only one to truly hear, reacts differently. A dark smile etches itself into his features. THAT is the Erelye I knew, the Lord-Archmage, seeking the secrets of existence no matter the cost.
Hah. That is... beyond amazing.
Thin streams of amethyst energy attempt to draw themselves forth from out of Erelye's eyes. He blinks twice, looking over to you.
Apologies. The knowledge-euphoria does indeed put a strain on this physical form. A lack of caution might prematurely end this meeting. Hah.
Erelye observes your Magic 7-Ball for several seconds, entirely silent. Then, he begins to chuckle.
Oh, yes. Hah. Returning to the Citadel at the behest of some new regime or other. Fantastic idea. I'll take that for a second, if you will.
Without waiting for a response, he snaps his fingers. Suddenly, a crack runs down the center of the maroon sphere. Several splinters follow. The orb levitates into the air briefly, pulsating with a pale gray light for several seconds. Erelye's gaze does not leave the orb.
A primordial force, wrought anew. IO CTHKILIT YERS YVORV PHYLAX VUL. EM NORS UCOSCO TUR. LU, LU. IO CTHKILIT WVERU GETEN PHYLAX VUL.
The cracks in the Magic 7-Ball emit flashes of multicolored light, just before the mechanism drops back into your hands. Erelye hands you another spheroid object as well.
Will that be all?
Seventh Capacitor: What was once a Magic 7-Ball, cracked and pulsating with a pale gray light. The device appears to be filled with liquid magetear, visions of an age long past ceaselessly shifting across their surface. Harnessing the device, one can connect to the Gray Knowledge of yore, and access its existence, to an extent. Level 20-which will be valid following the level upgrade.
Augustan Seed: A round, knotted ball of a particular type of ancient hazel wood. Cracks are dotted along the surface, emitting an unearthly amethyst light. The seed is unusually warm to the touch. Level 20 as well.
Your negotiations with Notch go less smoothly.
Notch: I want to believe you, I do.
Notch: But quite frankly, for all of my power, I'm strained just trying to keep time-space going, and nothing you can say or do prevents you from being the primary antagonizers of those things.
Notch: You could leave, you know! Right now! Leave and stop all this nonsense!
Notch: Richard is no innocent man by any stretch of the imagination even if everything you and these activists have ever said about him is true.
Notch: I would know, from very personal experience.
Notch: He isn't above betrayal no matter what you've done for him.
Notch: I want to believe that the big menacing meteor is what you're advertising it as...But given the circumstances...
Notch: ...
Notch: OK, fine, hit me up with whatever you have, but if you try to fake it, I WILL know. Richard learned that the hard way.
Considering that he is 100% guilty of raiding his personal server, you have to give him credit on that much. At this point, you're probably fighting UserZero for different reasons, as you have the methods to escape. You're almost certian the 'activitsts' are Nyarly's cultists, by the way.
40,000 HP Guiding Star Barrier added!
40,000 HP GRPD Barrier added!
You toss represenatives into a heated debate wherein they are barely heard and barley make a difference as no-one knows who you are at all.
The answer is, 8,000 damage to the Paradox Casino! You leave, again, before being horrifically murder-stabbed by Clowns.
4,000 damage to the Paradox Casino!
6,000 damage to the Paradox Casino!
Medical flora && Basic food suplies = Basic Medications (Level 2: 1/3)
They're the DARK Carnival, not the BLACK Carnival.
You deal 15,000 damage to what is likely to be a barrier.
50,000 HP TupperwareTM Defense added!
ADKFHAPFIUAPVIOUAFIPO
The meaning of the numbers isn't meaningful enough to do that. In fact, almost nothing is. Nevertheless, You add a stack of Agony and deliver 14,000 damage to the Paradox Casino! You thought I forgot about that, didn't you. Haha.
Goodbye, Sigma!
HAPPY CAKE DAY! In an inexplicable phenomena, a cake lands directly at your feet celebrating your [REDACTED] Birthday! This is followed by a staff similarly falling out of the sky, adorned with a red ribbon and addressed to you, from 'The Entity,' whatever that thing is. It is made entirely of green things. Green Wood, with a green portal framed within a crystaline ring of Emerald, all with green runes hovering about. The end of the staff even has a rather long, rather intricate bayonet in case you feel like stabbing something. It feels nice and warm to the touch.
It's considerably less extreme than the last one, and more similar to the challenge during the Psi-Scratch first phase, if you remember that. Doubly since you do this all through normal actions. Charges optional.
So few people get the refernce that your crew actually fails it. Nevertheless, your specific, exact number of bodyblocks will also be honored because Cake Day.
You give Erelye a gif of a soul. This is totally useless. What were you really expecting?!
The preferred method of soul-sending is quite clearly .png, and I will hear nothing to the contrary.
You opt to just directly send the soul anyways through INWVSA Interplanar Mail Systems, accomplishing the same thing without any mail-beheadings, intentional or otherwise.
Elsewhere, in an abyssal plane of existence far away, a demon's eyes widen. The demon turns away from the mass of rituals about him, an amethyst holographic screen forming in midair. Erelye slashes a solidus into the screen, watching as your soul appears before him.
The Hand of Saraswati twists and morphs into an obscure symbol, the callsign of the star Algorab.
One down, thirteen to go.
With a swift stab, the soul is marked with the sign, magetear dripping to the ground, and forming back into the Hand. Erelye snaps his fingers, a wheel of fifteen signs burning itself into reality before him. Your branded soul slides into one segment of the thing.
You send Erelye your soul in proper .png format. Yet another soul is branded and slotted, this time to the tune of Regulus, in the abyssal plane. The Dรฆmon is silent. Being misinformed about the function of a plan is still a viable reason to brand someone's soul, anyways.
Only 2 posts per turn, please.
Dagger && The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall && (Rain Cloud II Dagger) = Daggerfall (Level 7: 1/8)
Dual Balance: Aether or Nether, you rock with these nasty pieces of work. Channeling the energies of Creation and Oblivion in moderate amounts, their only weakness is that they only really fire it out like a gun. No major levels of manipulation. They can be fired together without...Err, explosive results, though, so huzzah.
How do you alchemize the Hunk Rump copy?
You deal 5,000 damage to the Timecracked Barrier for your additional time shenanigans!
EXOS +1s all GS Players. I wonder to myself if I've missed something as there appears to be 0 mentions of the boss rush. I'll give it an extra turn on suggestion from someone else.
UserZero...My goodness she is fuming.
UserZero: You people.
The Anomaly whacks the Stardust Monolith for 5,000 damage!
*UserZero: You people are absolutely unreasonable.
The Paradox Casino rolls! 9 for the amount of Paradoxes...Again!? Ugh. The rolls are 835, 8396, 4506, 8666, 8574, 1900, 8834, 5240, and 9884!
Dimentio: And so the rolls favor us, like the spiking sales of a cult classic post-release!
*UserZero: Nothing I can say or do to you will stop you.
The 1st Roll levies the Paradox Casino with a sudden case of having considerably less max HP, now bringing it down to an amount post-burn! The second makes the Monitor vanish with the same speed it had left! The third deals 10,000 damage to the Paradox Casino! The fourth springs forth the forces of Stan, which proceed to take offense at the more intact, sturdier things around and damages any entity above 100,000 HP until it either takes that much damage or hits 100,000 HP, whichever is less damage! The Fifth blips the Informant's charges (and Radiation) out of existence! The Sixth adds four extra bars to the Jackpot special! The seventh makes UserZero officially salty by disqualifying Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr of his last PhD, making him obliterate himself in a puff of logic! Suddenly, no entities on the PZ side! This is bad for them! The eighth cures the Casino's burn! Finally, the Ninth. A sudden tension is relieved from the Casino as the Screwed Status effect bites the dust!
*UserZero: You really are out to kill me, aren't you?
*UserZero: No martial pride on the line, escape now possible, and your 'buddy' isn't any bit a saint.
*UserZero: It's really all just to do me in.
It doesn't stop! The rolls to determine the newest passive, as well as the number of attacks and the bonus, roll out to be 1, 3 and 2 out of 10! The Paradox Casino's rowdy inhabitants cause it to self-damage itself by 20,000 HP! They throw out various busted Slot Machines, smashing them down into the Informant, Ultra Greed and the Genesis Dog, dealing 20,000 damage to all 3! Finally, they roll for extra charge out of 6, nailing a 4 and gaining a bonus charge!
*UserZero: I don't like referencing that war.
*UserZero: But Psi was reported on saying something that stuck with me.
*UserZero: He re-defined for me the definition of ragequit.
*UserZero: It wasn't rage, it was the breaking of will.
*UserZero: The ever-present grind of your absolute power against their mere candle to the inferno.
*UserZero: The neverending game of never being better.
*UserZero: Until, finally, they cracked, their uselessness being so great they could not bear it.
*UserZero: Psi took it to an art form.
*UserZero: It's the only other admirable thing about him.
*UserZero: For immortal foes, only the psychological warfare was ever important.
*UserZero: There could have been more 'Ancestors' amongst you, but Psi broke them all, all but 9.
*UserZero: Even the survivors, the victors, he made sure that their victory was as bitter as he could get it.
*UserZero: He ripped from them all joy of his passing.
*UserZero: All quite sound advice when dealing with people who can't die and won't give up.
*UserZero: Determination. Refusal to die. Or, more romantically, refusal to give up.
*UserZero: If I can make the living embodiment of Determination internally beg to the point where it terminates itself...
*UserZero: ...Then nothing is impossible. Not for me.
UserZero resumes grinning.
No other entity manages to act. Suddenly the whole of the land rises in rebellion. The Wind is Howling. Oceans long dead suddenly rise from the depths. The skies above are menaced with spikes of lightning.
The absolute chaos is merely a distraction. UserZero's twin axes crash through it all like glass, and quickly deal a massive 160,000 damage to Earth's barriers, bringing down the four strongest: The Guiding Star, the Tupperwaretm, the GSPD, and the 'Perfect' Barrier immediately lost! UserZero quickly deflects the sticks from the last of these barriers into the ever-hated Paradox Casino, dealing 15,000 damage!
The absolute chaos was not a distraction. In the maelstrom of natural disasters, those on the Battlefield notice the sudden rise of a graveyard, marked by 4 swords, a lance and a pike. four souls dance off of them, begging for a power to bring them forth and give them form. UserZero is more than ready to answer the call, catching her axes from their toss and stretching her neck with an audible cracking noise. A finger twitches upwards, and from the six graves rise six warriors, loyal to their ressurector and terrifyingly powerful, brought beyond even the point of their death by the Omega Plus Godmodder.
The Lowdown: Lovingly ripped from the world of Brave Frontier (and they have been very dead), the Six Heroes make their not-so-heroic return to the land of the living more legitimately! Sadly, they're on her side. The good news is that they're probably going to help UserZero take down the Casino before they really focus on Earth (given Eze's 'bonus damage for ganging up' passive) but after that, all bets are off.
Their first charge works like this-there is a weaker form activated at 3 charges, and a stronger one activated at 5 charges. They can activate either one, BUT will expend all collected charge even if it's overkill (barring effects). The second charge is equally nonstandard-only ONE of the six can charge that attack at a time (though who is Charging it can be someone else if you kill the original charger, with no charge lost), though naturally it's the most powerful of all. Both attacks are AoEs, though only the Ultimate can hit six like in the home games; the others hit only three. Nevertheless, they're MUCH stronger than the standard attacks.
My one advice would be to start softening them up while the Casino is still alive to divert her attention, as those things are definitely a step up from what she's summoned before.
Oh, and in case you didn't notice; Time HAS passed this time, so stuff has ticked down (including the majority of entities no longer being horribly irradiated).
The Itinerary:
Terrain: Desert (adds heat!) Current Heat: 60 celcius, adds 20 degrees of heat (in celcius) per turn, adds an Obelisk per turn. Obelisks: 2.
Weather: DARUDE Sandstorm. 10% chance of friendly fire; Airborn entities take DoT; Evasion lowered by 10%; 1,000 DoT to non-AZ entities; 10% chance of PZs losing action to song.
[???] The Every-Dimension Portal: Infinite HP. Ideas: None.
[???] Booster Rings: 200,000/200,000 HP x2. Doing nothing.
[H] Anomaly: Failure. 59,000/60,000 HP. 20% dodge.
[H-BOSS] Paradox Casino: 235,717/312,717 HP. Rolls for literally everything it does! Agony: III Jackpot: IIIIIIIIIIII
[N] Sandfall &mpersand: 107,000/240,000 HP. Can mind control near everything! Can't dodge but will always counterattack. Struggle Counter: 0 (b/c transform resets) Zodiac: III. Pyramidon: III. Obelisk Objection: III. God Complex: IIIIIIIIII. IMPORTANT NOTE: God Complex can deal with Chara!
[N] Genesis Dog: 80,000/180,000 HP (+4,000 regen). Stock: 2. Machines: 1. Bullets: 0. Dog Power: 6/100. Custmoners: N/A. Rapid Redoggening: III. Dogsong. IIII. Doggening: IIIII. Second Dog: IIIIIII. Drain Of Dog: IIIII. Oh No, The Dogmanity: IIIIIIIIII. Reload: II
[N] Refurbished Protector Ship: 100,000/100,000 HP. Protects Earth, nothing more. 33% chance to bodyblock. Airborn. +10,000 HP to Protectorate Shield while alive. Cannot Do Anything Else.
[GS] The Avenger: 100,000/200,000 HP. Airborn. Spawns 10 Rookies every turn. Docking Bay: Empty. Elite Squad Drop: II Alien Clone Drop: III Scientific Progression: III Defend This House: III PAUSED, NOT SHOT DOWN.
Redshirts: 1/1 HP x10.
Specialists: 8/10 HP x1. Gremlin can buff or heal. Restoration: III
Rangers: 8/10 HP x1; 7/10 HP x1. Burn on Sword use (hit grounded targets). Reaper: III
Psionics: 8/10 HP x2. Mind Control: IIII Stasis: III Insanity: III
Andromedons: 6/8 HP x2. Free 'respawn.' Acid Lob: III
[GS] Stardust Monolith: 13,000/50,000 HP. Stardust Sentinel: III
[GS] Schrodinger's Ultron: 2/5 HP. 4 Armor. Has a 50% chance to actually follow orders, but is surprisingly powerful!
[GS] Frankenstein's Pokemon: 249,000/350,000 HP. Flexibility: 0%. Enlightenment: I. Critical: I. Regen: I. Missing Numbers: III Judgroarof Renforced: IIIII
[GS] John: 11/15 HP. Current forme: Beast. 10% Minicrit Chance, 75% Minicrit Chain chance. Forms: Beast, Spellcaster.
[AZ] Ultra Greed, the Saint of Clutch: 77,500/150,000 HP. At 3/4 health, takes 3/4 damage. At 1/2 health, takes 1/2 damage. At 1/4 health, gets 2 attacks and takes 1/4th damage.Dodges all Splash Damage. Mildly Evasive (10%). Bank: 150/150 Pennies. Purchases: Bling Cleansing, Bling Volcano, Trancendence, Bumbo, Investment. Keepers: 6,500/7,500 HP x4. Kritzkreig: I Aires Armor 5: I
[AZ] Leictreon: 1/4 HP. 0% Position Uncertainty, 1000% Velocity Uncertainty. Matter Collection: 2/5 (GS-NU) Primed Matter: 3/5 (GS'-NU'-PZ').
[AZ] Captain Falcon: 110,000/275,000 HP. Upon death, Star is pulled from the [DATA EXPUNGED]QUEST. Show Me Ya Moves: IIIII Come On! Yes!: III FALCON PUNCH!: IIIIIIII Inversion: I
[AZ] AI-Shell Salvation. SELF DESTRUCT: IIIIIIII
Mobility Core: 79,000 / 100,000 HP. Rocket Flight: III
Weaponry Core: 66,000 / 100,000 HP. Critting! Sniper Rifle Railgun: III Radiation: I Curse: I
[AZ] The Informant: 44,000/75,000 HP.
[AZ] Hezetor: 13/20 HP. 3 Armor. Hyper-Evasive (50%). Capable of Copying Deceased Entities! Copied: Zarod (Strangle: III (note: blue = no charge! red = charge!) ), 1st ESFB (Super-Evasive), Crocidibli (Levitator Enforcer: IN-USE! IIII (note: blue = no charge! green = charge!) ). Action: Levitator Enforcer on Captain Falcon! AGONIZER: II
[AZ] Talist: 10/25 HP +1 Regen per turn.. Mood: N/A (2/3 Mind.).
[AZ] crystalcat: 13/20 HP. +1 Armor from Guardmail.
[AZ] Toast: 13/20 HP.
[AZ] The Golem: 13/20 HP. +1 Armor from Temmie Armor.
[AZ] Pricey: 14/20 HP.
[PZ] Vargas: 200,000/200,000 HP. Improves Damage of Specials and increases attack power as HP Lowers! Ragna Break & Helios Vanguard: III>II. Ardent Flare Ride: IIIIII
[PZ] Selena: 220,000/200,000 HP. Can prevent fatal blows! Doubles charge and grants +10,000 Regen to all PZs! Estreal Bloom & Crystal Laviena: III>II. Mercurious Blade: IIIIII
[PZ] Lance: 210,000/210,000 HP. Negates Crits and Minicrits for PZs, and gives them 1/2 Damage Reduction when damage taken exceeds 50,000 HP! Mystral Night & Earthbond: III>II. Starglow Escudo: IIIIII
[PZ] Eze: 180,000/180,000 HP. All damage on hitting the same foe multiple times (entities only) gets Crit Damage! Fulgor Caelestis & Varze Superbia: III>II. Supreme Bolt: IIIIII
[PZ] Atro: 190,000/190,000 HP. Leaves 2 Charge Points when Charge is expended! Innocent Regelus & Veritas Reve: III>II. Transcendent Sky: IIIIII
[PZ] Magress: 240,000/240,000 HP. Negates Defense and Evasion for PZs while alive! Sidereal Blackness & Dark Demise: III>II. Judecca: IIIIII
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 10/20 HP. Has 1 Armor.
[PZ-a] ConsumerOfAll: 9/20 HP. Has Alpha (5) Armor. Collected Passives: N/A
[AZ-G] Godmodder477: 24/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 103/150 HP.
[???] Earth 2.0: Infinite HP. Airborn. Ascension: IIIII. [AZ]: 0/600,000 HP. [PZ]: 40,000/600,000 HP. [GS]: 0/600,000 HP. [H]: 0/600,000 HP. Hard-Light Barrier: 15,000/15,000 HP. Boulder Field: 5,000/5,000 HP. Giant Chocolate Egg: 1,000/1,000 HP. Intensified Force Field: 6,000/6,000 HP. Protectorate Shield: 0/??? HP. 10% Dodge chance (until successful dodge). 5% Damage Reduction. Shields: 3.
Distance to Yggdrasil: 3155
Link to the Forge Thread! Please go here for any questions you need to ask, or any other possible nullpost-worthy item, to cut down on nullposts.
The Armory (in the spoilers)
[||||] The Power Cleaner: READY. Owner: Bomber57 [AZ]
[|||||] The Zeroth Ball: READY. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[||||] Traho: READY. Owner: The_Topazian [AZ]
[|||||||] Mask of Agony: IN-USE. Owner: Hezetor [AZ]
[|||||||] Decayed Heart: READY. Owner: crystalcat [AZ]
[|||||||||| |||||||||| ||||||||||] Alchemical Symbol: READY. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[|||||||] Weath Ray: READY. Owner: Battlefury13 [PZ]
[||||] Cutlery of the Cooking Gods: READY. Owner: Battlefury13 [PZ]
[|||] Golden Aster: READY. Owner: Jyanpu. [AZ]
[|||] The Locket: READY. Owner: Hezetor [AZ]
Reverse Von Karma 23/50
6-[53]-8-16-16-8-23-[23-53] 6-{7}-[8]-{7}-[7]-53-'22-39 6/50
Collectionism 5/50
Hamilton OST && Dueling Pistols = Ten Duel Commandments 4/??
The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence = Line of Sight 8/14
Vampire Knives && Railgun && Stopwatch = Scarlet Devil 8/11
16,000/125,000 Lv. 3
An almond milk elemental is briefly seen in the Everydimensional portal.
I quietly jump off the Earth and dropkick Selena.
Golem: *Clap8, Uzฤฑ. *Clap8. You made a small chฤฑld want to kฤฑll themselves. Agaฤฑn. Truly the epฤฑtome of skฤฑll. Beautฤฑful. Clap. Clap. Clap. Do I need to say "Clap" more? How many tฤฑmes do you thฤฑnk properly expresses my awe and respect? 9? 90? 901?
Golem: And I mean, there are defฤฑnฤฑtely reasons we could be backฤฑng thฤฑs '8-7'-7'-[7']-8'-'5-'3. Maybe I just want to see what the deal ฤฑs with your protectฤฑveness over that husk. Maybe I just want to have a grand old murdery tฤฑme. Or see what's coming ฤฑn the future. Regardless, I defฤฑnฤฑtely don't have to be supportฤฑng hฤฑm, but the ฤฑllusฤฑon of togetherness ฤฑs a really important part of thฤฑs war.
Golem: I mean, the thฤฑng ฤฑs, Notch, I'd thฤฑnk that ฤฑf we were really about to smash thฤฑs gฤฑant thฤฑng ฤฑnto the ground, we'd at least take care to get ฤฑts trajectory rฤฑght... Kฤฑnd of lฤฑke a lot of other fally smashy objects.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Ultra Mega Uber Super Grand Hyper Terrific Dynamic Epic ????? Attack:
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Gravity Magnagun:
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+3 to Twin/Scribe
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Deez eez alchermiez:
Kusarigama && Handheld Dark Energy Generator && Kusarigama = Noctem Dreadmill 3/??
Arm Cannon || Supercharged Gravity Gun = Arm Gravitizer 1/??
Arm Gravitizer: Basically a gravity gun made to be attached to an arm. It works like how a Gravity Gun(or for this matter, a supercharged one) would work, except with some added functions.
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I throw up a shield. No really, I ate a shield earlier(don't ask) and I am vomiting it now. I throw this shield up into Earth 2.0's orbit, protecting it...yeah it's just one singular shield.
Welp Chara dead.
I set up advertisements for a recently opened restaurant to orbit around Earth 2.0, which will hopefully redirect at least one enemy attack from hitting Earth 2.0 to going to the restaurant instead. Like the advertisements said, "The food's so good, you'll forget what you were just doing!"
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In case my ED Portal vote from its first turn did not go through, I nominated A Giant Bedrock Hamster Ball That Is Also Transparent And Is Containing One Million Bulls All Running Cooperatively So That The Ball Can Keep Rolling Without Any Interruption From The Inside And It Can Also Fly Somehow.
(also are we allowed to heal Earth 2.0 from any type of damage that it has?)
Krill13's Models
Glad someone dealt with the little crap. Regardless,
Super's hands disappear and reappear inside the Paradox Casino, they begin spinning around rapidly, unleashing a barrage of energy blasts as they do so before exploding in a supernovae of blue energy. Afterwards Super's hands reform on his body.
The SOUL Thief 11/50
+3PitTheAngel
Mankind Redefined
28/50 Ultra-Decorrupter (+1 me, +1 My Factory)
43/50 {REDACTED} (+1 me)
34/50 Avatar Project (+1 me)
+3 piono
New Plan. Due to the specter of the NLF, we do not know Chara's limits. Thus, an incredibly overkill attack just might workSo, Operation: Genocidal Troll is a go.First off, Chara is randomly polymorphed into a pig for no reason. Naturally, this lasts all of 10 seconds.But then, one of my drones WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW's Chara. The insane amount of W's builds up and then explodes in a burst of forward movement so powerful that Chara slams into the walls at the 5000 block mark hard enough to drop all her knives.Along the way, I sneak in some anomalous blade-related SCP objects in with the pile of dropped knives. I make 500 checks to make sure that SCP-668 does NOT get in there (because then Chara would be super-unstoppable, albeit capable of instantly killing UserZero if it gets killed). Beyond a random infohazard or 2 in the attack (because no attack would be complete without random infohazards attempting to cause random effects, even though they never actually do anything against entities of this power level), the big one is utilizing a version of {REDACTED}, a blade that gives the user delusions that they can perform things that are way out of their level (the nickname of "PCPBlade" is pending). With this, Chara thinks that she can chop the earth in half with a rusted, blunt knife. Which would actually be an understatement of its abilities, if not for the fact that there is an anti-Chara teleporter thing protecting it. So this proceeds to test that system as Chara repeatedly launches attacks on Earth, only to be teleported away. After a few dozen attempts by Chara, I place a Teraport Interdiction Field right where the teleporter teleports her, interrupting the teleportation and turning her into a mess of proto-particles, stuff trapped in hyperspace, and other horrible stuff that comes when a massive gravitational field appears right at a teleport's destination. Naturally, this has no effect, as Chara just refuses it even though his brain was also part of the stuff that was reduced to proto-particles (hey, don't ask me for the logic how it happens, it just happens).Or maybe not, since Chara somehow got defeated by a random attack.
Not really. We learned something extremely important: how to destroy Curses. Richard apparently said that if you find some sort of Symbol that powers the curse, it can be altered to destroy the curse.
He also said that godmodders will just replace it a few milliseconds later.
Except that there are 2 things with that. First off, a few milliseconds may be all that is needed. And secondly, with enough energy we can create an Anti-Godmodding Field like the one that was used on the Perfect Sphere, and if placed on top of the curse's symbol, the godmodder would be powerless to replace it.
The only curse that this would even apply to is the Curse of Repetitiveness, and that isn't worth breaking because then everything turns into the same attack spammed over and over. AKA, boring.
You're right for now. But next time a Curse is employed, we will be ready for it.
Wait a minute, so if Chara's face was the Curse's symbol, how did it not get distorted sometime during the massive barrage aimed at Chara? And why would UserZero put the Curse's symbol on her and not hide it all the way back at Yggdrasil? And wouldn't this mean that my plan to end this attack with a Weath Ray barrage work by virtue of distorting the symbol of UserZero's face briefly by scattering it all across the universe with quintillions of wormholes?
First answer: Chara was refusing all damage, so the distortion would have to be from something not considered damage. Second answer: if that was done, Chara would kill UserZero instantly from backlash after some people managed to work together and do a 500-post charge to breach all her barriers and beat a "impossible challenge" Third answer: who knows?
If just the third boss is canonically able to destroy The Incarnate in one hit, what do you think the next boss will be? How can it possibly escalate? I am going to develop a Random Objects Firing List, or ROFL, to prepare for the next boss by firing so many things at it that one will happen to be that super-secret weakness. And since apparently this post is an empty post, I am going to also repair the Avenger with some spare drones.
Wow, I almost missed!
Action 1/2
Shock Trooper Part B: 32/50
An Era of Peace: 24+3=27/50
I +Assist crystalcat.
Rotik Nexusruin [Lvl.9 Assault Rifle]: 5/10
Shielder's Salvation [Lvl.7 Medigun]: 5/8
Sky's Edge [Lvl.7 Axe]: 5/8
So it's willpower (or in Undertale terms, determination) that keeps Chara afloat? I'll put an end to this.
I summon up a breaking speech to plunge Chara into despair! Or at least drive him/her further to it.
To paraphrase a passage from the SCP Foundation:
"Yesterday, I watched three men die because one man sneezed in a room full of blood and sโโโ and light.
Today, three more men go in, cheap mops and each other's lives in their hands.
Yesterday, I watched a man I admired gunned down for leaving a rose for a girl whose life was tattered by trauma she never deserved.
Today, she doesn't remember, and three halls down I can hear her screaming.
Yesterday, I watched a group of soldiers go down fighting against the corpses of comrades who'd died before them.
Today, we test another sample, this time on children.
Yesterday, I watched five men and women gunned down in an abandoned factory no one cares about.
Today, it happens again and again. Every eleven seconds. Forever.
Yesterday, I watched a man sit comfortably in a nice armchair, sipping scotch and laughing as he ordered a woman to simply stop breathing.
Today, he gets the day off of work detail for good behavior.
Yesterday, I watched hundreds of men and women in orange jumpsuits herded like animals into empty rooms that filled with gas and fire.
Today, hundreds more are told they have a chance for a lighter sentence, and a chance to serve their country.
Yesterday, I watched the world nearly die in a thousand thousand terrible ways. Sometimes we would have had time to scream.
Today, I'm alive to write about it. You want happy endings? Fโโโ you.
You're alive to read it.
Entities above help us all."
That should put a dent in his/her willpower.
รber (Super Prototype Medigun): 2/10 [IIIIIIIIII]
Sanity: 15/100
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Diluvium AND energy condenser 4/16
Levis Ignis AND energy condenser 9/16
Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 15/16
15/20 for a space station
15/50 for an open deal?
42/50 for Initiation
I hand off the +3 from crusher to Tabbune.
And add my own.
+6 to tabbune
As The King continues to fling large amounts of earth into the sky (empowered by the greater orb of earth) the OP King's voice can be heard over the din, at least by userZero that is.
Really, you think this is all just aimed at you?
Honestly, by my judgement, most of the people here are trying to prevent a paradox.
If it makes you feel any better, their goal has an end-result of you finally getting your revenge on Richie over there.
Me?
Well, I only want you dead because you are the epicenter of something much, much bigger.
All the little temporal distortions in the fabric of the Multiverse... and something else that I find a great deal more troubling.
And just like it always is, it's either a godmodder or the clowns at the heart of it.
And this time? It just so happens to be both.
I'm just here to break what needs to be broken, get what I can, and then leave.
Whether that results in you living or dying makes little to no difference to me.
Richard's just a useful meatshield.
So, I suppose I can summarize it as this.
It's nothing personal, it's just business.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I have that feeling this will fail horribly.
/nullitor
Vermiculus Regis surrexit de tenebrae ad suo soliu
15/50 A Youkai that may get here by winter
9/50 Right Foot Let's Stomp! For Real this time!
4/50 The First of the Eight Non-robot masters
+19 saved
+3 Ire
Gurann Lagann theme && Break Chip: Break the Unbreakable 3/8
A hammer that is useless, outside of doing what would normally be impossible for a hammer to do
Small Nuke && Flowers II Grass II Mushrooms II Saplings II Bone Meal: Reset Bomb 13/16
PS2 memory card II EXP: Memory is the key 5/??
"I will not just roll over and let an outside force dictate the results of my actions."
Side plot importance!
Star goes to the ruins as quickly as possible.
Chara is going to be punished, and he does not feel inclined to change that. Any information he could get from Chara, if s/he even felt like sharing, would be less likely to give new info than this apparently familiar ruin.
Star is filled with a sense of forboding.
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The Man speaks, hovering above the surface of the battlefield.
"You know, I always find myself faced with a question from a very game-y perspective. Is it better to be wise, or intelligent?
Originally, I chose wisdom. Everything since then has convinced me that was the correct choice.
Let's take these two people into account: Richard, and Userzero.
Both of these people have proved that they do not lack knowledge, just by being able to stand here right now. But Richard, well, let's just say that trying to take down the Omega + in her own server is foolish, even if you could become Omega + by defeating her as a Gamma.
To Userzero, I have one simple question...okay, it's not simple at all.
Do you think yourself as beyond the concepts of good and evil? Have you resigned yourself to the eventual point when you cannot run from your actions? Or do you just believe you won't be home when the time comes to pay the piper?
For that matter, do you really think all these people are here just because they want to see you go down?
Newsflash, whether that was the case originally or not, your actions that you have both committed and revealed have put you on the chopping block as much if not more than your position.
Of course, your answers really don't matter at all. It will not change the facts. Just as your statements do not change that your actions deserve people coming after your head."
The Man takes out his sword that slammed into Userzero earlier, then seems to rethink his actions and put it away.
"No, it is not up to me to punish her...this time."
CAPTAIN FALCON LOOKS AT SELENA. SHE MUST BE DEFEATED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. THEREFORE, HE DECIDES TO SIMPLY HAVE SOME NEW SWORDSMAN GET INVOLVED.
TWELVE MAN SIZED STATUES WITH GOLDEN BASES FALL. THE CHARACTERS ARE IMMEDIATELY RECOGNIZABLE AS EACH REVIVE. SMASH BALLS THEN RAIN FROM THE HEAVENS. THE MII SWORDSMAN LIFTS HIS SWORD SKYWARD, AND IT IS ENGULFED IN LIGHT. CORRIN TURNS INTO A DRAGON. OR MANAKETE, TO BE SPECIFIC. THE LEFT HANDS OF LINK AND TOON LINK GLOW WITH A BRILLIANT LIGHT. META KNIGHT'S CAPE EXTENDS LIKE A SHADOW TOWARDS SELENA. ROY PULLS BACK HIS BLADE AND ENGULFS IT IN FLAMES. MARTH AND LUCINA POINT THEIR BLADES UP AND FORWARD, WITH A LIGHT SHINING AT THE POINT. CLOUD IS ENVELOPED IN A RAINBOW OF COLORS AS HE CHARGES UP. ROBIN, MEANWHILE, STANDS IN A RELAXED STANCE. IKE POINTS HIS SWORD AT SELENA, AND SPEAKS.
"Prepare yourself!"
FOR SHULK THEN BACKSLASHES SELENA, SENDING HER ROCKETING FORWARD INTO A STORM OF COLORED BLADES. META KNIGHTS CAPE WRAPS AROUND SELENA, AND A SLASH THAT CUTS THROUGH SPACE AND TIME LAUNCHES HER STRAIGHT INTO THE PATH OF CORRIN'S WIND BREATH. ROY UNLEASHES A POWERFUL EXPLOSION, KNOCKING SELENA INTO THE PATH OF LUCINA, WHOSE CRITICAL HIT KNOCKS HER INTO THE PATH OF MARTH, WHO KNOCKS SELENA INTO THE MIDDLE OF LINK AND TOON LINK. THEY TRAP HER IN THE TRIFORCE, SLASH A FEW TIMES, THEN SMASH HER STRAIGHT UP, WHERE ROBIN, CLOUD, AND IKE ARE WAITING. THEY TRAP HER IN A GREAT PAIR OMNIETHER, AND SEND HER OFF TWINKLING IN THE SKY.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Actual post coming later. For now...
I should be on the proper plane for the trade to take place. Unless my ritual was not registired, in which case, i burn down a hazel tree, surrounded by ink, poured on the ground.
If this transports me to the proper location, which i was informed it would do so, i begin talking to the demon who should be there. From what i was told, anyway.
canidaePsionic: Hello. I've come to mฮฑฮบe ฮฑ deฮฑl ฯith you. My soul, for the Amethyst Flame, tฯo ฮฒucฮบets of the dฮฑrฮบ inฮบ ฮฑnd mฮฑgeteฮฑr, one bucket of avaritine, and the augustan seed, if possible.
Amethyst Flame and an Augustan Seed
/RITUALPOST
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
CrazeePi looks up at Earth 2.0 and for some reason, feels they should probably do something to defend it. They decide that the best way to stop attacks would be to stop anyone from attacking it in the first place, and summons a giant pile of bubble wrap. Seeing as nobody can resist bubble wrap, it'll cause attacks to instead be used to pop bubble wrap. For some unexplained reason, people only seem to be interested in the bubble wrap when they're attacking Earth 2.0.
[STATS AND STUFF]
[CHARGES]
8/50 ~ THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, WHO HAS DEFEATED ENTIRE LEGIONS OF DEMONS AND OTHER UNMENTIONABLE EVIL STUFF BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO THINK OF ANYTHING BUT DEMONS, AND COULD POSSIBLY END THE UNIVERSE AT ANY MOMENT
6/40 ~ RNGesus
3/35 ~ Sause
[ENTITIES]
None
[INVENTORY]
None
[ALCHEMIES]
None
29/50 Ultra-Decorrupter (+1 me)
44/50 {REDACTED} (+1 me)
35/50 Avatar Project (+1 me)
+3 Tabbune (since apparently Piono doesn't like being helped)
Okay, now that Chara has been defeated, we need to defend Earth. Why? Part of it is, of course, the fact that there needs to be an Earth in the world, but there is another reason. If it escapes, anything on the planet when it escapes will leave the server by the power of the Great Effort powering it. EXOS has, in fact, already dropped off an AI core in a Worker Drone, and when the planet escapes, will use that to rebuild our off-server resources to provide a new avenue of attack. Or take over Earth with a Skynet knockoff.
No, I am fairly certain that you prevented that functionality due to the events of Project Binary taking over a planet with its own Skynet knockoff.
Its almost like you built those yourself and gave me credit for them. Which you probably did.
I also dropped my Illusionary Hologram Drone Creator Drone, from my new Absurdly Specific Drones line of products. This drone creates a swarm of illusionary Hologram Drones that each create Holograms of more drones, with the result being a swarm of illusionary hologram Worker Drones that will make it nearly impossible for any aggressor to find and destroy the real Worker Drone.
Anyways, I notice that Notch is on the server, and also appears GS-affiliated. So I decide to contact him.
Crusher48: Notch, neither of these godmodders is a safe choice. Though Richard was framed in this case, once he reaches Omega+ level he will lead to a chain of events that destroy several universes. I know this because those bad futures are where I came from.
Crusher48: However, UserZero is not as friendly as she seems. She actually decided to blow up a universe right now (and blamed it on Richard), hunts down and kills people IRL, and her third Trial alone was powerful enough to be able to instantly destroy a PLANET in one hit if not for someone finding its weakness first (a weakness that had always been claimed to be impossible to exploit, in fact). She cannot be trusted either.
Crusher48: The only way to stop this from happening is to break Richard's chain of ascension. In the continuity I am from, he somehow managed to find 3 other godmodders that happened to show up on this server, managing to ascend to Omega level just before UserZero dies. But if even one of them does not show up, Richard cannot gain enough rank to take UserZero's rank.
Crusher48: Thus, there is a simple plan. We have 3 chances to eliminate a godmodder before Richard can rank up off of it. Once one arriving godmodder is eliminated in this way, we rush UserZero and take her out. This will leave an Omega+ ranked godmodder with no one to claim her rank, permanently eliminating the Omega+ class of godmodder. With Omega+ godmodders no longer existing, the ability of godmodders to destroy worlds will be almost completely mitigated.
Crusher48: So, Notch. Are you willing to aid me?
I also add a bunch of Fake Illusion Cube Drones, which are Cube Drones that act like illusion but aren't, so that attackers think that all my drones are illusions when they aren't. Not that it does them much good anyways when they're going to have to get in the way of things either way, but I got a sponsor from Battlebots who wants me to design absurdly specific types of drones and then figure out how to use them, so I have to make up situations just to employ absurdly specific drones.
Fake Illusion Cube Drone Barrier: 10000 HP, invisible (shows up in this text color in the EOTB).
Commander's Orders: I hate when my units lose their turn. I hate it so much that I just reuse last turn's orders (however relevant they may be) instead of making more relevant orders.
~Charges~
That's Pretty Boss. 9/50 (+1 from Hezetor)
DOSH 7/25
Who gives a damn about paradoxes anyway? 25/50 (+1 from mega)
~Alchemy~
-NOP-
1+ to Hezetor, +1 Crystal +1 to Pricey
~Toast reaches into her pocket and pulls out an ordinary frying pan.
But there's a catch- A twist. It's not an ordinary frying pan. You just got caught. In a particularly nasty twist. A twist of mine. Yes.
For this frying pan has several properties. The first being that it will instantly win you a shotput contest, provided you make a healthy and wholesome meal with it beforehand. This has been proven as true, because it happened on two seperate occassions. The second is that any male that comes within contact with it will instantly grow a beard, assuming they have one already. More rarely, women with beards already will grow one. However, this hasn't been tested due to the absurdly small amount of women with beards.
~Toast bangs the frying pan of questionable significance against a gong that happens to be next to her for some reason, and it's true significance is revealed.
"Baaa."
You immediately look to upward and see a swarm of sheep, more or less noclipping through the sky. Selena points out that swarm is the wrong plural for sheep. That was just another one of my twists. How ironic. That I put a twist on this spot. Where there have never been twists before. Page 206 of DTG: 0rigins. Post #whoevencares.
It is so delicous. This irony.
The truth is. That this twist has been been twisted again. A twisted twist. A double twist. If you will. This the last twist.
For swarm is the correct term for this group of creatures that have been mysteriously undefined in this sentence, not flock.
...
This can mean only one thing:
*deepbreath.mp3*
THOSE.
AREN'T.
REAL.
SHEEP.
The swarm collectively bleats in an ironic and sheepish fashion. This is the twistiest twist. Yes. I lied about my last twist. Being the last twist. For there is a twist inside a twisted twist. For they are not bleating. They are barking. Wait. No! They are not barking! They are bacon!
The sheep disappear for half a second, then are replaced by their true forms. Bacon now sits where the sheep did, standing in golden/white chariots. They sizzle angrily, astonished that Selena saw through their cunning diguise. One of them *somehow* blows a horn so tiny it's probably one of those free gifts you get from cereal packets sometime. In fact it is. Generally in these scenarios probably means yes, it is.
Since it's a cereal box gift, it makes little to no noise. Nevertheless, beyond the horizon you see black dots beginning to appear in front of the sun, like pepper on a fried egg. As they get closer, you see them. Hundreds and thousands of...
Wait, no. They are just hundreds and thousands, in the millions in number. Lead by a command of 3 giant pieces of toast (not to be confused with ^Toast, Toast, ~Toast or *Toast), they fly straight towards Selena.
Selena is impaled on the first piece of toast, which happens to be buttered. The hundreds and thousands and millions of hundreds and thousands follow suit, sticking themselves to the buttered bread. This repeats for each piece of toast, until we end up with a Selena-Triple-Decker-Millions-Of-Hundreds-And-Thousands-Fairy-Toast-Sandwich. Delicious.
One thing people don't realise is how flammable hundreds and thousands are. The Emperor of Bacon sizzles slightly, and gives the order. Hundreds and thousands and millions of flaming frying pans fall from the sky and land on the Selena-Triple-Decker-Millions-Of-Hundreds-And-Thousands-Fairy-Toast-Sandwich. The collateral damage would be a necessary sacrifice.
The Selena-Triple-Decker-Millions-Of-Hundreds-And-Thousands-Fairy-Toast-Sandwich catches alight, and burns to a crisp. Even if she had a beard, she doesn't have one any more. A couple of frying pan scientists sigh inwardly and leave. There's nothing to see here.
[I swear I only realised the flaming toast thing afterwards. This was supposed to be an attack about bacon chariots riding out from the sunset to immolate the world. Disguised as sheep.]
Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?
[RP AND ACTIONS]
This action is focused.
ConsumerOfAll: That was an excellent speech on godmodding. Thanks for that. It is a help to a new godmodder and Pro-Zero, and in making money.
ConsumerOfAll: Anyway, have any of you heard about an open source game called the Battle of Wesnoth? What about the Orocia Random Mod?
ConsumerOfAll: No? What a shame that the Paradox Casino has to suffer through it.
ConsumerOfAll: also uzi assists pls
> Multiplayer
> Join Official Server
> Create Game
> Game Type: Scenarios
> Scenario: 3p - Orocia Random Mod
> Era: Ageless Era
> Experience Modifier: 70%
> Switch Leader: Limitless
[RANDOM SETTINGS REDACTED]
> Game Type: Mirrored Random.
> Difficulty: Hardcore
> Upgrade Type: Mega Chaos
> Map: Frozen
> Castle Destruction: Off
> Experimental Difficulty: On
> 2: Archiac - Khthon, Random Leader, 150 Gold, Default Income.
Heh. This will definitely be will-breaking. They'll rage too fast with Castle Destruction, and Limitless leader switches will keep them in the game, but apart from that, it will be complete and absolute torture. I use godmodder to teleport a computer into the Paradox Casino, with a massive monitor, and this game inside. Nearby clowns are tempted by copious amounts of brainwashing and godmodding to work together, and start to play Orocia.
Anyway, some of you may be wondering, what is Orocia and Wesnoth? You see, Wesnoth is a tactics based strategy game where players control several units on hexes, like in Chaos' mindscape. Don't ask how I know about that incident. Really, don't. Orocia is a survival game where players suffer to survive 46 turns against random enemies from Ageless Era, a compilation of most add-ons in Wesnoth. I'll introduce you to other concepts as we go along in this adventure of survival, pain and suffering.
The clowns of the Dark Carnival talk amongst themselves, as they type silly things in chat to themselves, waiting for two other
victimsplayers to arrive. After about a few minutes, two players do arrive, player 3, InfiniteAbstraction, and player 4, mabel.mabel hello
The sicknasty clowns probably respond with some sicknasty greetings. Abstraction is not happy with their sicknasty greetings, and promptly insults them.
InfiniteAbstraction: shut up and start the game
DarkCarniva:l how do we do that : o
InfiniteAbstraction: what? is this your first time on multiplayer
DarkCarnival: Yes, it is? how do we do this? this this a pdoxroll cuz i hope its a pdoxroll.
Abstraction and mabel input their factions in, and I quickly start the game before the Dark Carnival probably breaks my beautiful settings via Paradoxes, as that would be rude. Nobody wants that.
> 3: Archiac - Menagerie, Random Leader, 150 Gold, Default Income.
> 4: BEEM - Anakes, Random Leader, 150 Gold, Default Income.
A symbol appears on the computer that the players happen to be using. Every time the Dark Carnival, Mabel and Abstraction loses a unit, loses their leader, has to switch leader, gets zonked on the random upgrades, gets insulted by their teammates for being stupid (and Abstraction just so happens to be one for insults), does a stupid move or one that leads to the losing the game, or cheats, such as using Paradoxes, the Paradox Casino takes damage due to the brilliant power of curses. If any of them touches the curse symbol, it reappears and the Paradox Casino takes further damage. Now, let us dive into this game of torture and suffering.
The game starts with Plant elements - Sproutling, crawling across the icy landscape towards our players. The Carnival suddenly gets basic information on how to play this game, as them walking around confused would just be sad, and minimise the suffering and damage. Players would also ragequit, except, they can't leave as I put a basic form of the Operation on their computers. They begin by using their leader - a Yak beast called an Ophis to recruit a bunch of Khthon Yaks, tanky units with the power to make what they kill rise up on their side, but weaker, Khthon Wolves, which have more strikes, the amount of times you can try to hit in Wesnoth, but less damage, as well as the ability to enthrall their victims, and Khthon Rams, which deal double damage, but take double damage.
Abstraction recruits a few Drones, powerful and tanky units with low amounts of strikes, Blue Novices which are best described as Magi, Wind Daemons which do not look like Demons, but rather skeletons looking out of a portal, and Blue Lizards, which happen to be wolves with more health and regeneration but one less strike. Finally, Mabel recruits, uh, I'm not sure if I can say that word so Swordsmen, which have the power to make their victims turn into demons, Heterodoxes, which have a 6% chance of a OHKO, and Snipers, which are archers and not snipers.
In order to cause as much chaos as possible, the Carnival sends Wolves towards a plant elemental, which is torn to shreds by wolf teeth, but manages to persevere through.
InfiniteAbstraction: oh no you idiot why did you pick frozen
mabel: : (
A wave of cold starts appearing from the computer, before the Casino is bombarded with a spray of icy shards hitting it, as that counts as an insult. The Carnival likely responds with either something along the lines of
DarkCarnival: Oh, you see, we LOVE chaos. Chaos, oh beautiful chaos, is amazing, and Frozen facilitates that beautiful Chaos with all the death and destruction.
or
DarkCarnival: we didn't do the settings
Meanwhile, in Orocia, the wolves are frozen and Slowed - half damage, half movement. Abstraction shows that he's much smarter by sending two novices out to scout for villages, lovely, beautiful sources of gold and income, before sending a Wind Daemon and Drone out to strike. A blast of pure electricity ripping through the air slams into the element, which shrivels in fear as it sends vines out to defend against its attacker, before the Wind Daemon opens up, and releases a gale that the plant elemental easily dodges. Mabel huddles up in the shrine for upgrades.
The icy wind continues to blow while workers and the incarnate of the wind appear, before blasting at the defenders, weakening them. The wolves savage the sproutling, turning it into their thrall, while the Carnival sends out minions to strike at their enemies. Abstraction orders his troops to crush the enemy in what is so brief, I don't even bother to transcribe it. Mabel fails to successfully kill anything. The invaders start trying to crush our lovely band of players. The enthralled Sproutling and a Scout Robot, a completely useless ranged unit succumb to the pure elemental power of Air, one that brings and may be considered Life, yet holds the key to our death. Meanwhile, in the Paradox Casino, a massive gale begins to blow through it, sending machines flying into the walls, and causing Clowns to rain down, onto the sky.
Our players have a "okay we guess" turn, weakening and killing a few units, which is boring. I'm pretty sure that we're only in it for the deaths. The Fetid, hulking behemoths of flesh and disgust spawn, while the previous wave, which hasn't died down kills a few level 0 units that nobody really cares about. The Dark Carnival, in a stupid move, uses Rams to rush the Workers. Unfortunately, the icy wind blows, and as they move, they lose their ability to deal double damage via the cold, evil power of division. They unfortunately do not lose their ability to take double damage, and take enough damage to be left with less than 20% of their health.
InfiniteAbstraction: that was smart. just attack them, you know.
mabel: he's a n00b. don't blame him.
The Dark Carnival lament Abstraction not keeping his mouth shut, as their defenses weaken to the next incoming sin to Wesnoth that they commit. Abstraction's leader then gets a zonk on the upgrade roulette, causing the Dark Carnival's honks to be converted into zonks.
"zOnK, zOnK, zOnK, zOnK, zOnK!" indeed, as the Carnival feels weakness seeping into the Paradox Casino, before it starts falling apart. The computer is strangely unaffected by any of these tortures, after all, we need it for this to continue. Mabel gets another zonk, causing the zonking to loop, before one of her units steps into water to convert something into a demon. Unfortunately, the water immediately freezes, as does the Faygo in the Paradox Casino, before shattering, sending debris out of the Paradox Casino.
The players hearts fill with dread as they realise that this is the Turn 5 and 6 double wave. Several clowns fall dead on the floor because they can't handle this game of Orocia compared to Paradoxes, while Mabel and Abstraction are visibly bothered by this turn of events. The fetid beasts lumber closer, as more slaves appear. The workers, tired of their poor lives, slay some of the stronger protectors, such as a Ram, nearly about to mutate into an armadillo-like monstrosity. Meanwhile, the weaker minded members of the Dark Carnival begin to feel themselves moved by the slave's awakening, and start to see the Truth, that the Paradox Casino is bad, and you should join me, and by proxy UserZero. This sounds like a cult? Shut up.
After all, they were used like pawns to generate Paradoxes and doom Fiction? Why should they stay?
mabel: hey, don't you feel somewhat guilty for those slaves being captured?
InfiniteAbstraction: they don't have any purpose, apart from being wastes of space.
mabel: you're mean.
Mabel's insult triggers my Curse, and some of the more sicknasty clowns are converted to the cause of the riot. While only a tiny portion of the Carnival fall under control, using their chaos causing powers, they begin to tear to shreds the remaining pieces of the Paradox Casino, throwing out broken slot machines, and somehow making the wreck of a building cleaner, and less chaotic. This is against the nature of the Paradox Casino, and it begins to start destroying parts of itself, in a desperate urge to make itself more chaotic. In the meantime, clowns, compelled not to stop, attempt to continue to play this hellish survival.
Their units try to kill weaker enemies, but are easily repelled, managing to kill a Khthon Wolf in the meantime. Abstraction facepalms at their stupidity, while mabel realises that this is going to fail hard. They proceed to have decent turns, Mabel proving herself, and her faction, extremely good. The defilers then also have a decent turn, managing to kill a Yak. Well, supposedly kill a yak, as it ascends to a dead yak walking, and starts to rampage around the game.
The Carnival rejoices at this beautiful mess of glitches and chaos, before my Curse/carefully applied enchantment reads glitches as cheating. An Out Of Sync error occurs, and the Paradox Casino finds part of itself Out Of Sync with reality, causing it to drift off into the Void, where void energy rips it to shreds. The Carnival then manage to kill a wolf by trying and failing to savage a Fetid. Rot starts growing out of the Paradox Casino, before it becomes further, and further tattered, just begging to be released from its pain by a bunch of Descendants. Like me.
The Ophis similarly begs for the Dark Carnival to let it die, and plans to ascend and kill it in its death in no more than ten paragraphs. Abstraction fails to do anything useful, in fact managing to evolve one of the Workers into a Miner, who gets mad at the increased workload that Abstraction gave him. In the Casino, a rioting clown manages to rank up in the Casino due to...
...
how did he do that? Really, I don't know. Let's just say he cheated, which doesn't trigger the maybe-Curse as it had nothing to do with the game. He uses his new influence that is probably instantly removed to convince a few clowns that the Paradox Casino's insides contain Paradoxes. That's probably true, but the clowns start using clown magic to break open a wall, causing sand to get in, and blow open a few more walls.
Mabel reminds us that she's the only actually competent player here by killing a Fetid when it started its turn fully intact. Mabel is good, and she'd be a useful ally. The insurgents break through the Khthon lines, killing a few thralls in a way so unworthy of interesting description, that the Curse simply applies damage to the Paradox Casino. The Carnival and Abstraction proceed to be meh, while Mabel gets juicy upgrades. The invaders, the Carnival and Abstraction continue to be meh while Mabel is meh preparing, and also gets zonked. zOnK ZoNk zOnK ZoNk zOnK ZoNk goes the rioting clowns, before they replace whatever makes the continuous honking in the Casino to something that makes the Paradox Casino continuously zonk, which also causes them to continuously suffer the power of zonks.
Earth Elementals and the Primeval - god like humanoid beings - rise out of the ground, before pounding a few Khthon into the ground. Earth Elementals promptly rise out of the Paradox Casino, and begin to pound parts of it into the Desert, raining down debris. The Khthon begin to fail to hit anything, and set up their own deaths. I skip Mabel and Abstraction's turns for the sake of brevity, as the Earth Elementals punch the Ophis straight in the gut, while killing a few unimportant Khthon, which slowly, and slowly lose units.
Orcs, snakes and mechanical men appear, and crush the little remaining Khthon left. The Ophis attempts to strike back, but it realises that this will be its last few moments. The Dark Carnival realise with fear, that just because they saved themselves from the Screwed status effect, it doesn't mean that they won't experience getting Screwed, as the Orc stamps on the Ophis, killing it. The power of glitches allows it to stay alive for a few more hits, while glitches start to rend the Paradox Casino apart due to the curse registering the Yak glitch as cheating.
The cow screams, and Ascends to the Battlefield. It holds the Grief Railgun (15) in its hands. The Dark Carnival is confused, isn't this just a cheap method to shoehorn in more damage to a non-related attack. The rioting clowns respond by saying something like "Whatever, Chaos is beautiful, and random alchemies in attacks add to that."
The rioting clowns then hold a copy of the Grief Railgun in their hands, before going insane, firing across the Paradox Casino. The icy wind, dooming both the attackers, and the defenders starts to blow into the Paradox Casino, as the Ophis charges.
"WE HAVE SEEN THE TRUTH. THE SUPPOSEDLY WEAK WILLED OF YOUR MEMBERS REJECT YOUR PARADOX CAUSING WAYS, AND SEE THE LIGHT OF THE CONSUMER. MY KHTHON BRETHREN, SPIRITS LATCHED TO THE SOULS OF THE WEAK, ARE DISAPPOINTED WITH YOUR LACK OF SKILL. YOU NEED SILLY BARRIERS AND RANDOM CHANCE TO SURVIVE, BUT WE REJECT RANDOM CHANCE, AND WE REJECT THE CARNIVAL. NOW,
SUFFER."
The Ophis knocks over the computer, causing a network disconnetion, and freeing Mabel and Abstraction of this terrible Orocia game, before bouncing around the Paradox Casino, grunting and roaring before toppling the constantly shifting structure. The Truth-seeing clowns likely know the weak spots, and fire there, while the Ophis knocks clowns around, left and right, before smashing the remaining machines in the Paradox Casino off of it, and jumping off with them, somehow surviving the fall damage. I leave the Paradox Casino to likely start descending into the ground, before preparing to get spoil-stealed.
Yes, I am also trying to become a double god. I have already achieved one of my goals by coming here, so why not another? This is going to be hard, and lead to everybody trying to kill me, isn't it. No, I'm still remaining PZ. I'm not a traitor, unlike a certain few AZs, and I'm not talking about the future Anti-Godmodders.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS]
The UnnamedHave Faith in Uzi, People 26/30 =============================Memories of a Dreamer 11/40 ========================================
Openly Sourced 2/50 ==================================================
Saurite && ESP Railgun == ??? (Level ??: 2/??)
Saurite && Diamond Sword == ??? (Level ??: 2/??)
This is designed to be an alchemy, running under a cooldown that can override the entity order of an entity, like the ability.
OS Modelcase_"MENTAL_OUT" is a machine designed to influence the surroundings. I've already talked about this.
+1 to engie_ninja, Battlefury, and TT2000
[BREAKDOWN AND OOC]
(This was based on an actual game of Orocia that I played, with many, many dramatisations. I also decided to try and copy Alpha, which is not going to make the power creep much better, to say the least.)
[INVENTORY]
ESP Railgun (Level 4), Coin Launcher (Level 3), only my railgun (Level 8), Grief Railgun (Level 15), Replica of Homura's Shield (Level 10), Reliance (Level 13)
My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
[AA]: Mookrush.
[PZ]: A paradox a day keeps continued existence away.
[GM]: Welcome to Pain and Suffering. (pls join)
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Scales of the Chaos Butterfly && Entropy && The Pink Terminal = /<0> 1/? ??? Level ?
Big Book && Storywriter's Pen && Scrolls of Knowledge && Forgotten Tome && Adventure's Journal && Collection of Myths = 6/9 The Book of All Adventure (Level 8:
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i proceed to spin in a circle banana times. This causes 20 bananas to teleport into the Paradox Casino. As it turns out, those banana's are fabled idols of a massive monkey tribe. As a result, a monkey army numbering 2000 quickly storms the casino. The banana's then reveal they are in fact bombs and explode near multiple slot machines.
The monkeys, shocked by this obvious attempt at scorched earth warfare, proceed to set fire to the entire casino, and start throwing firebombs everywhere. As it turns out, the flames are enchanted to not only be much worse in the presence of paradox goo, but create more firebombs. Which are then tossed by paradoxical fire elementals.
Then, monkey musicans, obviously timed to arrived with the victory of the monkey army (which is still rolfstomping the clowns), proceed to play various jungle songs. All of which loudly overshadow the sounds of casino and killing. Meanwhile, a rather lethal, loaded with monkey-s jungle proceeds to erupt from the earth, and tear apart the majority of the casino, which is now a few tatters of cloth and a bunch of clowns trying to survive an unending slaughter as immortal monkeys continuiously tear deep into their ranks, and strike fear into their paradoxial hearts.
Meanwhile, the ruckus made by the monkey musicans starts deafening the clowns and causing their ears to bleed, making the battle even more of a massacre. Massive banana's fall, and then explode, killing more clowns, while banana energy flows into the monkeys, healing them and reviving their dead.
Then, a single monkey fires forth an arrow, of firey power. All the burning, the flame, the ash, the chaos, flys into the arrow, and the arrow, empowered with immense flame and banana, proceeds to convert the combination of the Joker and Kefta into a cheesecake, which explodes.
The monkeys then get ahold of the achlemiter, and proceed to do Firebombx85030538503583 && nuke, and proceed to produce a nuke with 85030548503583 firebombs inside of it, which promptly converts the casino into a flaming wreck. They then proceed to enact banana && bus, and produce the Banana Bus, or rather, a massive horde of them.
The massive horde of banana buses run towards the casino, while massive wheelbarrels of bananas are dumped on the casino from hills overlooking it, while the banana ocean that just came into existance sends a tsunami towards it.
The result is the Bananareckoning, the massive crash of millions of banana's into the casino, wiping it from the face of the server, launching it into an unlucky godmodder's face, who proceeds to punt it in the direction of the ocean of banana, which proceeds to flood the casino and destroy it.
===== to be crafted
The Hero's Sword && Villains Edge = Storylines Edge lv. 25
The Hero's sword && Undyne's Spear && Determination = Undying Lv. 2
====== semi-useful junk. =======
ITEMS IN NEED OF DESCRIPTION: TRUE HEROS SWORD (Hero's sword && master sword), UNH0IING (The Hero's Sword && Detemmieation)
The Saints row [7]
Gemblade [8?]
Life-Drain spellbook [5]
Gravity Gauntlet [7]
Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10 Passive: 1+ armor
Falls [9] >fine of the Gravity Gauntlet
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5] Special: Rolls a dice to determine the number of rockets fierd
The Hero's Sword [10]
The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 16/16).
Unh0iing
Charges========
7/50
18/50 rip topaz +1 consumer
11/50 Dog. God.
1+ to Engie
2+ to consumer
Charge Pool: The Dog will use one 1+ from each plus, and use it to charge an ability. The rest will be given to random players, or converted into extra dog-only Stock
Stock: Starts with 1. Start
Machine part: Starts with 1.
Bullets/bombs: Starts with 0.
All immunitys are temp. or can be surpassed with a strong enough debuff.
Fast Clock. Immunity to slowing or time-based. effects granted to target. Requires a "stock"
Regeneration Potion. Give target regen. 1 stock.
Poison Potion. Poison Target. 1 stock. Will only use if told via costumer.
Dispenser: 2 machine parts. Provides healing, and provides 1+s to one entitys charge.
Level Two: 4 parts. Heal two targets, and 2+ one entity, or 1+ two.
Level three: 6 parts. Provides minicrits, in addition to 3 healing targets, and 3+/1+x3
Antidote. Grants basic damage over time resist. Including such things as burning, oddly. Alternately, remove one stack of a strong enough debuff. Needs one stock. Does not cure mark of dog.
Minisentry: 1 Machine Part, attach a 5000 HP minisentry to the target. Minisentrys die with the target, and attack with 25% of the target's attack.
Sentry: 2 machine parts, 10000 HP, attachs to target. Same as mini sentry, except with 30% of targets attack.
Level Two Sentry: 4 Mach. parts. Attachs to target. Same as above, except 20000 HP and 35% of targets attack.
This will be expanded later.
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
OK, bit late on this message, but the update's done.
Two things in advance: First, the Brave Frontier units have quite a few things going for them, but the standard attack of a 50 post charge isn't one of them, they're weaker than they seem; Second, I never, ever, ever said UserZero couldn't attack Earth's Barriers.
Super looks at the five newcomers before shaking his head
None of them have a Spoil, therefore they aren't my concern.
Super turns towards the Paradox Casino raises his hands unleashes a barrage of blue energy upon the Casino before flying up to it transforming their arm into a blue energy sword and slashing it furiously across the Paradox Casino.
The SOUL Thief 12/50
+3 PitTheAngel
Mankind Redefined