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I follow my psionic attack up by dropping a levelling system on myself. An actual attack may or may not happen if I have time later.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS] The Unnamed 22/30 ============================== Magical Theories 50/50 ================================================ Memories of a Dreamer 9/40 ========================================
(Lance && only my railgun) || (Staff of Restriction && Vial of Skytears) == Reliance (Level 13: 13/14) ============== +3 to Battlefury
[BREAKDOWN AND OOC]
[PZ] ConsumerOfAll: 20/20 HP. Has Alpha (5) Armor. Capable of Copying Entities When Attacked! Copied: None.
Passive Theft: Every time I get hit, whether it deals damage to me or not, I have a 60% chance to take a passive of the entity that attacks me, and a 40% chance of taking the attack that the entity that hit me is using. If the entity attacking me has no passives, I instead always take the entity attacking me's attack. If the attack is generic, nothing happens.
Balancing: I can not take passives that would make me invulnerable, such as Omega Flowey's Descension, or ones that would give me extra actions, and I can take an entity's charged attacks if they are aimed at me. Passives that are extremely powerful will be nerfed or completely nullified by the OP Scale, for example, Chara's OHKOs. If the attack kills me, I don't take anything. On death, I lose 1 passive, and I can keep 5 passives maximum.
Passive Manipulation: I can delete passives if I don't want them. All passives are deletable. There's apparently an inversion thing later on, but I don't know how to use that.
Thanks to insert_generic_username for inspiring me to make a levelling system about copying and masochism.
As I happen to be a godmodder, my main abilities focus around not getting hit. If I do get hit, I need ways to become stronger, which makes me a much harder opponent to be in case I ever star as the main opponent of a godmodding war.
Buff/nerf as necessary.
(This random pesterlog that was probably a bad idea to post before the existence of #SaveDTG2k16 is now a placeholder.)
You enter the fray, and you do NOT get the thingy from before as you hadn't done this yet and no retroactivity. I have derped.
consumer, did you ask tazz before posting this? You really shouldn't have posted this out randomly in the main thread, we haven't decided anything yet.
For all the flak I give towards nullposts, /null exists for a reason.
Somewhere within the fray, some seemingly stray dark clouds swirled around, forming a sphere. After what seemed to be 10 seconds, the clouds started to disperse, and the figure of a player can be seen in the center. As soon as the entirety of the cloud sphere completely vanished, the figure started to speak.
???: "Let me be frank here."
???: "I am here to assist in the elimination of one of you godmodders."
???: "Which godmodder, you ask?.... ok I guess there's enough edge in this one.
I then proceed to use the edginess of that intro to cut through the RSM Information Robot X's Armor Plating(or Core if the armor plating is gone). If the target is missing or etc., I will just use it on Joshua instead. Oh and here's a +3 to TwinBuilder for now.
Guess this will be it for this post I guess. Oh and count me as [AZ].
Welp, after...2 weeks and 2/3 of a week of reading from DTG1 to this point (though I did skim through most of the details), I finally got here.
As for the offer, can we add some modifications to it? What I have in mind is a "grace period" of 2-5 rounds between the death of a boss and the arrival of a new one.
Welcome, Krill! That modification sounds honestly pretty good, but it appears no-one's responding...Yet.
I create an orb made out of low damage. When thrown, will deal a guaranteed 1 damage, no more, no less, to whatever it hits, even if the target godmods, dodges, blocks, deflects, reflects, or has hellkite dragon levels of damage immunity.
I toss the low damage orb at the Paradox Casino.
[STATS AND STUFF]
[CHARGES]
8/50 ~ THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, WHO HAS DEFEATED ENTIRE LEGIONS OF DEMONS AND OTHER UNMENTIONABLE EVIL STUFF BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO THINK OF ANYTHING BUT DEMONS, AND COULD POSSIBLY END THE UNIVERSE AT ANY MOMENT
6/40 ~ RNGesus
3/35 ~ Currently Unnamed Robot
[ENTITIES]
None
[INVENTORY]
None
[ALCHEMIES]
None
You deal 1 damage to the Paradox Casino! Threshold: 15,001/200,000.
That was the last thing one of the R copies remembered before falling through a portal and into this... Desert? Odd. Seems like he landed next to a, "Richard".
R: Well then...
R: This...
R: Seems to be even more chaotic than the one I came from.
R looks at the current situation, a sandstorm desert with Chara, the Angel of Genocide, Plenty of knives, A Casino Bound to cause a Paradox and a whole lot more that I won't even bother to go into.
R: Best to choose the side that's probably going to win.
--R has joined [Anti-Zero]--R turns to Chara, the Angel of Genocide, and Fraissa, running towards the group with a quickly summoned Wooden Staff.
R: Try tricking it into hitting itself. Have you tried that yet?
[Stats]
[Charges]
Flames of Uncomfortableness 1/5
[Entity]
N/A
[Inventory]
Wooden Staff Of Useless Magic: A weak staff used for casting (useless?) magic.
[Alchemies]
N/A
(Heyo, I found this and I'll just sorta scooch in here as a [Anti-Zero])
/Null
Welcome, Solar_San! I'm going to ignore the /null.
And then suddenly Gandalf the Grey,
And Gandalf the White,
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight,
And Benito Mussolini,
And the Blue Meanie,
And Cowboy Curtis,
And Jambi the Genie,
Robocop,
The Terminator,
Captain Kirk,
And Darth Vader,
Lo Pan,
Superman,
Every single Power Ranger,
Bill S. Preston,
And Theodore Logan,
Spock,
The Rock,
Doc Ock,
And Hulk Hogan.
All came out of nowhere lightning fast,
And they kicked UserZero and her godmodding butt Infusion 8/50
+ 3 to pittheangel
That copypasta is so old and predictable that UserZero is ready for it, but she doesn't even need to be ready for it as the OP Scale deems such dangerous chuck-norris destroying power as too much, and rolls over your attack to zero by unsummoning them!
Extremely Powerful Cannon That Deals Zany Amounts Of Damage And Can't Be Deflected Or Blocked Or Redirected And Will Always Hit Its Target No Matter What Lel[insert newbie comment here]:
================================================== 50/50(In case you haven't figured it out yet, this was both started and fully charged in the same turn. Keep reading though.)
I then fire the EPCTDZAODACBDOBORAWAHITNMWL[insert newbie comment here] at the Paradox Casino. However, the charge hacking ended up making the cannon break down before it even fired, making its attack be as strong as a 1 post attack instead.
Yeah it's all just flavor text for a 1-post attack. If that's not allowed, then I'll just dropkick this cubical ball of iron into the paradox casino instead...
Oh and +3 to Twin/Scribe again.
For the Every-Dimension Portal which is two posts below this one, I'll be nominating a Giant Bedrock Hamster Ball That Is Also Transparent And Is Containing One Million Bulls All Running Cooperatively So That The Ball Can Keep Rolling Without Any Interruption From The Inside.
....what is up with me and things with long names?
This is one of the best uses of any charge ever. Brilliant, son. You deal 25,000 damage to the Paradox Casino! Threshold: 40,001/200,000.
I'd be suprized if Tazz posts around this time, since finals are coming up.
I haven't done my 2nd post all this time! I've gotta get a second lick in.
Action 2/2
Shock Trooper Part B: 31/50
An Era of Peace 9+15=23/50
I heard I had +18 left uncollected from some outside source, so I'm marking them down here. Feel free to tell me if I'm wrong!
I +Assist Pionoplayer's charges!
Rotik Nexusruin [Lvl.9 Assault Rifle]: 4/10
Shielder's Salvation [Lvl.7 Medigun]: 4/8
Sky Edge [Lvl.7 Axe]: 4/8
With my charges out of the way, I can attack Chara.
I use my Apex strength to perform a brutal but commonly seen maneuver: I use Neck Break on Chara!
Ninjatwist_ broke your neck.
-9999 HP
+Dead
Just in case you didn't know (and as Kayne could attest to if he were here), this is an instant kill, and not only that, it's a PERMA-KILL, which means that once it happens on you, you're dead for good! Not only that, it's a guaranteed hit, meaning that it's down to RNG wether or not you die or not if it's in the enemy's movepool.
Well, it probably won't instantly kill Chara, but it's likely to do some degree of damage.
Über (Super Prototype Medigun): 2/10 [IIIIIIIIII]
Sanity: 18/100
I think we know how this works by now. Chara refuses!
The Mysteryman: ================================================== 33/50 [ATTACK] (+2 from Krill, +1 from Cobalt)
The Interface: ================================================== 32/50 [ATTACK] (+2 from Krill, +1 from Cobalt)
The Campfire: ================================================== 22/50 (+2 from Krill, +1 from Cobalt)
The Hole: ================================================== 50/50 SUMMONING...
I +2 Krill and +1 Cobalt.
Ultra Greed, the Saint of Clutch, uses ???. Sandfall Ampersand uses ???.
The Scribe walks forward, without much fanfare, pulling the power of a completed fifty-post charge from the tips of hammerspace. Amber light congeals around the Scribe, with everyone realizing that he's about to deploy the charge given to him as compensation for the untimely destruction of The Pact. The Pact that was sealed, even in death, with the purpose of allowing beings that should not be into this universe. The Scribe laughs at everyone's expressions. "Oh, no, don't worry. I'm not summoning Omega Flowey again. In fact, I'm not really summoning any powerful entity at all."
The Scribe grins. "You're going to be the ones that summon the entities now." The Scribe snaps his fingers, and a tall box descends from the sky, slamming into the ground. Concealed by rigging and machinery, the Scribe punches some numbers on archaic computers and pulls a complicated mechanism out from the box, unlocking it. Steam pours from within, pistons creaking and groaning as the true device is revealed from within. "It's a fairly simple machine. I mean, I just had to base it off of the portal-based research conducted through my earlier exploits into other dimensions. It's a localized quantum destabilizer meant to exploit patches and gaps in the programming of a simulated continuum, folding code onto itself to intentionally create glitches, which lead to shortcuts through reality."
The Scribe flicks some levers, and machinery begins to whirr. "In short - it's a hole. A hole punched through this dimension, and into another." The device looks like a bigger and more advanced version of a Nether Portal braced with machinery and made of complex metal. Built into the ground surrounding the portal is a triangular foundation with three columns capped off by dully glowing stones. "All I need to do is turn it on, and we should be good to go." The Scribe runs his hand across some levers at random, and then punches a button labelled "DO NOT PUNCH." The Scribe looks in alarm, but then realizes that there's a button next to it labelled "PRESS IF YOU PUNCHED THE 'DO NOT PUNCH BUTTON'", so he presses that. The Scribe sighs in relief as electricity sparks across the ends of the portal, which howls into life as an explosion forms through the portal's aperture.
Flickering kaleidoscopic light is visible throughout the portal. The triangular foundation extends up even further, connected to a series of computer terminals. The Scribe adjusts his goggles. "Good. We're ready. I've done research on similar machines - everydimensional portals. They spit out anything the user can think of. I've long dreamed of creating one, but being able to pull anything from any dimension is too... chaotic. There's really only one dimension I can think of that is perfectly suited to such a machine." The Scribe inputs 'UNIVERSE 953' onto the terminal, and the portal lights with fire in a color no one has ever seen before. The Scribe laughs.
"Alright, Dimension of Weirdness. Show me what you got."
[???] The Every-Dimension Portal: Infinite HP. Ideas: None.
The Every-Dimension Portal, inspired by the Everydimensional Portal, is an extremely odd entity, as is evident by its lack of an HP bar or any attacks. It's just a portal into Dimension 953, the titular "Every-Dimension," known as such because it contains an infinite amount of just plain weird beings, objects, locations, and so on. It's been used several times throughout this game in the form of OOC shenanigans - someone comes up with a non-sequitur phrase, like "solar-powered battleship crab," "ancient waffle mages," or "severed pig's head on a stick." What the Every-Dimension Portal does is take these player-generated phrases and summon them onto the field as literal entities.
Here's how it works.
PASSIVES:
Generation: The first phase of the Every-Dimension Portal's "attack pattern" is generation. During this phrase, it's up to you - the players - to suggest entity ideas. Dimension 953 works, as I said above, by making a being made of random words. Some other examples just generated on the memo are "Ditch, the Dog Witch", "walnut marquis," and "twenty to forty vans that combine to form the Vanzord." There are no rules except that what you're summoning can't be a thing that exists in pop culture, like how normal entities usually are. You need to think of this own your own.
Democracy: The second phase is democracy. I will pick what I think are the three best choices, and those will be the candidates for what the Every-Dimension Portal will summon. The three glowing stones will light up, each holding a different idea. Once again, the task will fall to the players. You will vote on which entity you think is the best. What's determined as "the best" could be which one sounds the coolest, which one you think would have the most power, which one's the funniest, or something else entirely. Every vote gives that entity +5 charge points of power.
Arrival: The third phase is arrival. After a full turn of democracy has passed, I will tally up the votes. Whichever entity gets the most votes will be summoned to the field through the Every-Dimension Portal with a charge equivalent to number of votes * 5, since every vote gives +5 charge points. Naturally, this caps at a charge of 50. This entity will become a full-fledged entity whose stats I will personally create. Its faction alignment will be randomly decided. Once the entity dies, the whole process begins again, going back to the generation phase.
The Struggle Continues: In case you somehow haven't figured it out yet, this looping process will start over and over again. Forever. And ever. Until the end of time, or this game, whichever comes first. And since the Every-Dimension Portal has infinite HP, like the original Everydimensional Portal, there's only one way it can be stopped - and that's if the playerbase voices disapproval at the Portal's continued existence. If people start to think the Portal should be removed, I'll hold a vote on if it should be truly removed, and that will be that. My hope is that this thing becomes a mainstay of the game, and something that can provide cool shakeups from time to time.
ATTACKS:
None.
SPECIAL ATTACKS:
None?
With that said, I leave it up to all of you to suggest some ideas!
I didn't know question marks was an attack! /s
In any case, Every-Dimensional Portal Mrk. 2 summoned! I'm going to kind of assume that all three of those things take a turn each, for the record-one to idea generate, one to vote, and one to do stuff.
Do be warned, the E-D Portal may never be destroyed, but it may not always be with you. It may be shut down during the endgame-that's the feeling I get, anyways.
She digs a hole 2 feet by 1 foot deep, Nyarlathotep recognizes whats happening and summons some items.
Paper, an Inkwell, A Lighter and a Knife.
She pours the Inkwell into the hole filling completely with the black stuff, it seems the Inkwell is larger on the inside.
She then dips her gloved fingers into the Inkwell and begins to draw something upon the Paper; The Heretic's Mark.
She burns the paper and drops it into the Inkpool.
She then removes the bits of armor around her wrist and grabs the Knife in her off hand.
She cuts her wrists and spills the blood into the pool.
Greetings, old friend.
He then kills the moment by taking a bite out of the pretzel Uzi offered.
How'ya been?
Charges
Who Said I Don't Care About the Earth?: 46/50
Deal with an Outer God : 45/50
Heheheh 5/50
Assists
+1 to Ninjatwist, +2 Toast
Alchemiter
Tendril of an Outer God && Alchemiter = Grimdarkimitter 5/11
Another ping...Here we go again.
The instant a drop of your blood spills into the pool of ink, forming a heterogenous mixture of black and red, the pool begins to quiver. Twitching and pulsating, droplets of the blood and ink levitate into the air directly above the pool, and form into rough cubes of liquid. The hole you dug seems to elongate through spacetime, growing to a size of two meters in diameter, and one meter in depth. Mere instants afterward, the mass of ritual-fluid brought so abruptly into the realm of solidity forms into a model of some sort of tower. Everything is still.
A seemingly-winged droplet of ink soars off of the top of the tower, ascending to the heavens. Suddenly, a dome of pure amethyst flame erupts into existence around you, sealing you in with the ritual area and the model tower. While the roar of the flames may be intense, the liquid structure before you does not evaporate in any sense of the word. Instead, it gives off a collective shiver, and once more collapses into the elongated ritual well.
With a rush of air, the entire dome of flames goes out, revealing that you are in an entirely formless abyssal plane of darkness. With a hum of rushing energy, a violet circle forms around what you see to be some other ritual, this time with amber lanterns, and ritual circles. A remarkably smaller circle of violet light burns itself into existence around the ritual you constructed, and yourself. A streak of aubergine light is cleaved into the ground of the apparent plane, connecting the two circles.
One of the beings in the other circle looks over in the direction of your circle itself.
Don't be absurd. We've never met before. Hah.
The being's right arm, evidently composed of some sort of stellar fluid, flashes past a number of scenes that appear to have been emitted from another plane of eternal darkness, with yet more violet circles.
Pardon me. Holding two physical puppets at once is agonizing. Regardless, EQ VEIS. BEL CTHKT VUL ALOUS, EQ UCOSCO YURK-YOUS. IO PEIYC VUL UCOSCI CYS. ORV ERT IO NORS. You can have your soul back, as well, regardless of what plane of reality that occurred in. Hah.
There's a distant cracking sound as Joshua is sent rocketing far off into the distance, slamming into a far-off wall so hard that the wall crumbles into fragments, hit with the force of roughly one humanoid travelling at very high velocity. A moment passes. Then, over from the dust where he was presumably sent to, slowly, surely, he gets back up. Only, one thing. There's a rather large chunk of his body missing, in the shape of a fist. His body looks to be in the middle of self-destructing, as he stands up, staring across the battlefield. And then, in less than a second, he's suddenly present back at the battlefield again, just as injured as he was when he wasn't there.
"...That one hurt. Guess you already knew that, just from looking at me... heh. This isn't my first time dying, true, but... this one hurts a fair bit more than I thought it would. So... guess that's it for me. This time around, at least. The 50 post charge that let me be here isn't strong enough to bind my presence anymore."
Despite his being incredibly injured, Joshua can't help but grin.
"Relax. Just because I ran out of health here doesn't mean I'm gone forever. Trust me. I intend to be back. But for now... this is goodbye. Here's something to watch for y'all. I suggest you start with the first one, and bear in mind that this won't make sense if you haven't been part of the second war, as certain people have nicknamed it."
His body crumbling apart, turning into blue crystals, he reaches up to his head, and seems to... extract something from there. Suddenly, in his crystallized hand, he's holding a set of tapes. Four of them, to be precise. And then, he suddenly isn't holding them anymore. They're on the floor. And then, transported elsewhere. To the Forge. Where they'll be nice and safe from any risk of the raging war destroying them. Seeing that the tapes are going to be available, and a bit of backstory is about to make way... he sighs. And then disintegrates into blue crystals, which burrow into the ground and seemingly vanish. Strange elemental energies are still present in the air...
Which Walker promptly uses to set her sword on fire, then stab Captain Falcon with.
12/50 A Youkai that may be the most powerful character ever created
6/50 Right Foot Let's Stomp! For Real this time!
To Save The Earth, one Charge at a time Saved and Completed Expended
1/50 The First of the Eight Non-robot masters
+16 saved
+3 Revan, let's Save This Earth
Mega Mushroom II Invincibility Star: True Mega Mushroom 16/16 (I believe you said this was level 15)
The ultimate in one turn buffs. Massive raise in attack power, and invincibility. What's not to like? Other than the long charge time. COMPLETE!
Small Nuke && Flowers II Grass II Mushrooms II Saplings II Bone Meal: Reset Bomb 10/16
PS2 memory card II EXP: Memory is the key 2/??
"I will not just roll over and let an outside force dictate the results of my actions."
Side plot importance!
CAPTAIN FALCON GRABS ONTO WALKER'S SWORD AS IT'S COMING IN FOR THE STAB. "CAPTAIN FALCON ASKS WHY YOU BELIEVED THAT ATTACKING SOMEONE WITH FIRE, WHEN THEY ATTACK WITH FIRE, WOULD BE EFFECTIVE?"
CAPTAIN FALCON DEMONSTRATES ONE OF HIS FLAME ATTACKS BY COVERING HIS ENTIRE BODY WITH FIRE, BURNING THE HAND OF WALKER IN THE PROCESS.
"CAPTAIN FALCON WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO THE CHARGE CAPTAIN FALCON HAS BEEN TRYING TO USE FOR A WHILE NOW. CAPTAIN FALCON USES COME ON! YES! ON WALKER."
WALKER IS SENT BACKWARDS IN AN EXPLOSION.
To Save The Earth, one charge at a time (Since the next time Revan posts gives us a full 3 people, I'm going to give my part now):
Around the time I posted last, a Man suddenly appears looking over a ruined, decimated planet.
"This is going to be fun."
The Man points out his hand, as if he was poking a hole in a piece of paper. He then adds his left hand to the mix, and begins to widen.
Below, next to the planet, a large rip appears that widens drastically. From it comes a large sphere. And a noise.
The sphere has some gaps, which are promptly filled by the remains of the planet.
STATUS OF THE EARTH: ALIVE
NEEDS TERRAFORMING
"Well, my part is done. Talist? Revan? You'll have to do the terraforming, otherwise this might fall under the OP scale's umbrella. See you guys later."
...This. Unfortunately, Captain falcon can still be harmed by Mario's Fireballs and such, so you are NOT immune to fire and take a reduced 9,000 damage.
The fruits of your works is COMPLETE! The Great Effort is done! The effects of this will be during the EoTB...
Suitably well dressed, though still inexplicably still wearing her ballcap, Canon approaches Chara, the mute girl twitching manically as she bats away a bevy of attacks from the current turn. The curly-haired woman smiles softly, whistling to the demon who wheels towards her with a snarl, brandishing a kitchen knife.
“Woah there, friend. I’m here to play a game. I’m not going to hurt you. Violence is so passe.”
Normally this satanic little pixel-girl wouldn’t entertain such foolery, but her lifeless eyes soften at the change in tone contrasting with the rest of the battlefield.
“Wonderful, now that I’ve got your attention…” Canon mutters with a smirk, snapping her fingers. An oblong table springs forth from the ground, with two rows of peppers arranged side by side. Canon points to each pepper in turn, from left to right. “Bell, Banana, Pepperoncini, Padron, Poblano, Jalapeno, Hungarian Wax, Tabasco, Habanero, Ghost, and the Mystery pepper. The game is simple, you eat one, then I eat one. The one who gives up first wins.”
Chara, unable to speak, instead pulls up a chair by the bell peppers, slamming her knife into the table and splitting the wood.
“Wonderful, shall we get started?” Canon asks, opting to stand, watching as Chara takes a zealous bite of a bell pepper. The woman follows suit after the girl, dabbing her lips of bell pepper juice with a napkin. “That wasn’t so bad. Next, a banana pepper.”
Chara takes it and downs it, barely even chewing. Canon follows suit.
Chara takes the Pepperoncini and chews it up with gusto. Canon follows suit.
Emboldened, the demon girl takes the Padron, Poblano, and Jalapeno and stuffs them in her mouth, her eyes immediately watering as she slams the table with a fist. Canon, in contrast takes her time with each, savoring the spicy, almost teasing Chara with her composure. “Give up yet?”
… And down goes the Hungarian Wax, Tabasco and Habanero. The pixelated Satan-child slinks to the floor, tears down her face. Canon leans over the table, the ridge of an eyebrow raised. “You alright there? Need to call it?”
She shakes her head, and shoots back up from under the table, her face a mess of snot, saliva and tears. She roars a mute roar and takes the ghost pepper into her mouth. The moment her teeth pierce the skin of the black, oily pepper she… screams, her sternum pulsing red. The pain was so intense she grew a sound file for it. Canon just pops her own ghost pepper into her mouth, chewing on it furtively before swallowing, only a bead of sweat drawing a line down her forehead. “Well, Chara, continuing is poorly advised at this point. Do you give up?”
Half-blind, Chara gropes towards the table and grasps the Mystery Pepper by the stem, managing to halfway jam it up her nose before getting it down the right hole. Canon watches as her sternum pulses and expands, the red outline of the pixels of her heart becoming visible through her ribcage. With a loud, wet squelch, her heart bursts from its prison, twitching and flailing against the bullet board. Canon smirks, feeling the flow of time begin to wash sidewards, then back, reversing to the start of the pepper eating contest. Chara glowers at Canon with death in her eyes, then begins screaming once more.
“I must have got you with the resiniferatoxin pepper. It’s so spicy not even time travel can fix it, and you can forget about milk. Have fuuuuun~”
Canon stands and walks away, leaving Chara to her fate, downing another Fire Resistance II potion for good measure.
Chara refuses your pepper eating contest. You notice his lips twitch, as if she's really wanting too...Perhaps, force the peppers down Chara's throat? Chara clearly wants them.
And lo' Nyarlathotep called ignoring Erelye for now.
Who Said I Don't Care About the Earth?: 50/50
Charges
Deal with an Outer God : 46/50
Heheheh 6/50
A Smiling God 1/50
Assists
+1 to Ninjatwist, +2 Toast
Alchemiter
Tendril of an Outer God && Alchemiter = Grimdarkimitter 5/11
Huzzah.
EXOS, never-forgetful even now, +2s all GS players. Due to things that will be relevant shortly, and as a minor mercy for forgetting earlier, Hezetor fires off Levitator Enforcer upon Captain Falcon now.
A rumbling in the heavens above shakes your attentions, and you all look up to see a great undertaking in its finishing stages: The combined works of the Wandering Dead, the Ancestral Veteran, and the Crawling Chaos, all coming together in a ridiculously massive sphere that is now making the THX opening sound while coming out of an equally-massive portal. The three who's work has gone into this (or rather, two of them and the third's proxy) all notice something...Mildly disturbing: The full power of their charges HASN'T gone into the massive ball of dirt, clay and rock. No, not one point of charge is in there. Instead, all of it is put into the force that is causing this second Earth to float, ever-slowly, into the sky.
On-cue, the chat erupts into madness, now questioning the sphere that is about an eighth the size of the world itself floating out. It certainly doesn't look like earth-the geography is not a recreation, only a reasonably livable sphere that supports a variety of living beings, to say nothing of the lack of greenery or oceans. It looks more like a massive, massive meteorite than a recreation of earth.
+$HaveARottenDay$: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
+$HaveARottenDay$: User$0.00!
+$HaveARottenDay$: Why the gorilla is there a full-sized planet there?!
*Galladius475: Such power...! Who created that?!
*UserZero: the anti-zeroes.
*Notch: What are they up to over there?!
*reallyjoel's dad: Whatever it is, it's moving up! I'd say it'll hit the edge of the gravity well in 4 turns, and that's certainly going to penetrate the defense turrets in the sky!...Not like they're much use, they're all positioned over there anyways.
*Notch: If it isn't for breaking that up, what is the meaning of that, then?
UserZero looks at it, and back to chat, and at it again.
*UserZero: ...Oh.
*UserZero: Judging from previous interactions and how these guys usually are...
*UserZero: I'm not 100% sure on this, but it's a really big object. Let's say the floating stops...
*UserZero: If that thing falls...
*Notch: What...
*Notch: NO!
*Notch: RICHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!
It appears your intentions have been misinterpreted. The players outside the walls, as well as the three creators, attempt to inform the others of what you're really doing, but you're drowned out in chat, and not everyone trusts you to begin with. The Cultists that Nyarly sent out earlier try their best to convince everyone otherwise, so it appears that you won't be dealing with whatever the players may have wanted to send at you...
*UserZero: Almost anything they bring in here is deliberately for the attack on me, and this is a REALLY big thing.
*UserZero: They've proven very casual in selling their souls to apocalyptic forces.
*UserZero: Comparatively, just throwing a planet at another seems like child's play, especially since they'd survive it.
Panic spikes-there would almost certainly be something bad happening about now, but the Cultists do their job in keeping debate heated on whether or not you're being truthful, thus preventing them from doing anything reckless. Huzzah for Nyarly, that was a smart move.
*UserZero: But, maybe if I...Well, I have the power to knock it back down before it hits the gravity well and limit the blast zone so only their squishy entities take the blow, we might have a shot to stop this before it gets too much.
Oh, oh no.
*UserZero: rj's dad, status on the special weapon? We may need it here.
*reallyjoel's dad: Sorry, UserZero, but it is nowhere NEAR ready!
*UserZero: gorilla!
*UserZero: Notch, prepare to serve as a backup in case I can't hold the shockwave by myself!
*UserZero: Galladius, round up the other godmodders for the same reasons, but keep ready!
*UserZero: Rotten, calm the masses, the last thing we need is a riot.
*Galladius475: Rodger...
+$HaveARottenDay$: Understood!
*Notch: Why?! Why is this happening?!
*Notch: What has gotten into Richard all of a sudden?!
*Notch: What are they DOING over there?!
*Notch: Augh! If only I caught onto his issues sooner, maybe this would never have happened...
*UserZero: No point beating yourself up over it. Just get ready. You can deal with Richard AFTER this, if you must.
*Notch: Right...
Meanwhile, Godmodder477 tries, in vain, to be heard. He certainly can't leave the fight, and thus, in the dark zone, his text doesn't join the rest of the chat.
Godmodder477: WHAT?! NO!
Godmodder477: That is a filthy lie and we all know it!
Godmodder477: Augh! Great. She's going to take that planet and smash it into our faces if she can.
Godmodder477: I mean, I could do that too if we really have to have it that way, but if we do that she'll spin it and I think we can't have any more disasters or those players will do something...
Godmodder477: We have to protect the new Earth! We can't have my reputation getting worse!
Godmodder477: I'll be honest, I don't care for what others think apart from if I'm the most dangerous man around, but I really don't want witch-hunting parties out for my hindquarters on top of everything else!
Naturally, no entity actions happen, and everyone's so shocked even the status conditions freeze up.
The Lowdown: There may be salt involved in this, but before I continue, a warning for the future: While some Great Efforts may only require the bare minimum to be 100% effective (I will pre-emptively state this is the case for the evidence decorruption), other Great Efforts (generally the MUCH flashier ones, IE this) might have some curveballs thrown at you if you only go the bare minimum. In this case, while you could certainly recreate earth with only a grand total of 150 charge, you certainly have not put back this new earth where it should be, leading to you now needing to defend it. You can terraform it when it's out of the firing lane and out of the Zeroth Server-you've got to defend earth now!
First off, no effects that can affect charges normally can affect Ascension, so it will leave in 5 turns, no sooner, no later. If Ascension fires, it leaves the battlefield and will go on to be terraformed and replace earth properly, and you will get MAJOR kudos for that (and UserZero will look like a complete idiot), so there is MAJOR incentive for all non-PZ players to allow that to finish. There's no way you can feasibly destroy Earth 2.0 even with all of your power, bar it slamming into the Zeroth Server. However, it may be...Disrupted from its course, which is what those odd faction-tagged HP bars mean. In short, if the damage ever goes to 600,000 for any of the above factions, Earth 2.0 will crash into the Zeroth Server, destroying everything BUT the faction who filled their HP bar up first (GS can thank EXOS for why they can target it)-and in the case of Hostile, everything period. Naturally, the exception to that is Chara, who will merely be trapped under a large chunk for a few turns and unable to directly attack (whee) and the Godmodders-the loser will only take damage while the winner walks off unharmed. If this happens, the blame for it will be pinned on you guys, which will make the population...Angry, to say the least, fueling Pro-Zero biases (no matter who was harmed by that) and causing intrusions by the players, and despite the image you may have in your head, they are actually capable of doing you major damage. In case you don't think you can throw up enough defenses to stop the Pro-Zero assault, and I am VERY loathe to admit this as a plan, you could try to out-DPS them to at least ensure your entities survive, but that's a subpar solution here-the wipe won't cover for the angry players now out for your hindquarters. By the way: Any damage that isn't specifically for one of the three factions will automatically go to Hostile Damage, so if you're not one of the three factions, be specific for who you support. But please, don't.
Oh, and don't worry about Chara: I've taken the quick liberty to transport in one of those emergency 'cannot be oneshot' teleporters like the Casino has to prevent anything from going arwy like that. I've also included light Paradox Resistance-that won't stop paradoxes from causing chaos, but that CAN prevent it from randomly being slammed into the earth via paradox or something. Finally, due to it being a freaking planet and basically being too big to completely effect, it is immune to ALL status conditions and the weather. It's amazing what you can get done while you're narrating-but I can't do you much else.
Let's be clear: Earth is a very important thing for everyone here, and while they really aren't going to know about this yet, they will basically shower you with praise if you can give them a new, stable, safe home. It would mean everything to them to have a safe home, and you'd do them more than one favor in doing so. I am begging you on my hands and knees here (proverbially)! Save Earth! Please!
Oh, yes, two things: First, there is a chance that Efforts (whether in charge or REALLY GOOD post form) might speed up the process by a tick each, and second, on how to defend earth: Throw up barriers! they can block attacks but won't do much else. More creative barriers will have more HP and thus last longer. Earth is too big to bodyblock with standard entities reliably, they'll only have a 50% chance to do so if even, and they HAVE to be Airborn to do this, so specific barriers will be your best bet.
The Itinerary:
[ALL]: Destroy the Paradox Casino! Its paradox generation is absurd!
[ALL]: Consider UserZero's offer of Boss-Rushing! 2 turns left to vote! (1/15 for)
[GS]: De-corrupt Crusher's Evidence! It's crucial to proving UserZero detonated earth! (Great Effort!) (Crystal ready! One more player needed!)
[GS]: Defend Earth!
[GS]: Find out how to destroy Chara! His damage potential is ridiculous!
[GS]: Reach Yggdrasil!
[GS]: Destroy Godmodder477!
[GS]: Destroy UserZero!
[AZ]: De-corrupt Star's Evidence! It's crucial to proving UserZero detonated earth! (Great Effort!) (Crystal ready! One more player needed!)
[AZ]: Defend Earth!
[AZ]: Find out how to destroy Chara! His damage potential is ridiculous!
[AZ]: Reach Yggdrasil!
[AZ]: Defend Godmodder477!
[AZ]: Destory UserZero!
[PZ]: Defend Chara! His Offensive potential is just what you need to turn this situation around!
[PZ]: Stop anyone from reaching Yggdasil!
[PZ]: Knock Earth off course!
[PZ]: Defend UserZero!
[PZ]: Destroy Godmodder477!
Terrain: Desert (adds heat!) Current Heat: 40 celcius, adds 20 degrees of heat (in celcius) per turn, adds an Obelisk per turn. Obelisks: 1.
Weather: Sandstorm. 10% chance of friendly fire; Airborn entities take DoT; Evasion lowered by 10%.
[???] The Every-Dimension Portal: Infinite HP. Ideas: None.
[???] Monitor: 499,000/500,000 HP. Aimed at Hostiles! Time's Up: IIIII
[H-BOSS] Paradox Casino: 322,717/834,718 HP. Rolls for literally everything it does! Threshold: 40,001/200,000 HP. Burned: II Screwed: III Jackpot: IIIIIIII
[N] Sandfall &mpersand: 228,000/240,000 HP. Can mind control near everything! Can't dodge but will always counterattack. Struggle Counter: 0 (b/c transform resets) Zodiac: III. Pyramidon: III. Obelisk Objection: III. God Complex: IIIIIIIIII. IMPORTANT NOTE: God Complex can deal with Chara!
[N] Genesis Dog: 179,000/180,000 HP (+4,000 regen). Stock: 2. Machines: 1. Bullets: 0. Dog Power: 6/100. Custmoners: N/A. Rapid Redoggening: III. Dogsong. IIII. Doggening: IIIII. Second Dog: IIIIIII. Drain Of Dog: IIIII. Oh No, The Dogmanity: IIIIIIIIII. Reload: II
[GS] The Avenger: 109,000/200,000 HP. Airborn. Spawns 10 Rookies every turn. Docking Bay: Empty. Elite Squad Drop: II Alien Clone Drop: III Scientific Progression: III Defend This House: III PAUSED, NOT SHOT DOWN.
Redshirts: 1/1 HP x10.
Specialists: 8/10 HP x1. Gremlin can buff or heal. Restoration: III
Rangers: 8/10 HP x1; 7/10 HP x1. Burn on Sword use (hit grounded targets). Reaper: III
Psionics: 8/10 HP x2. Mind Control: IIII Stasis: III Insanity: III
Andromedons: 6/8 HP x2. Free 'respawn.' Acid Lob: III
[GS] Stardust Monolith: 18,000/50,000 HP. Stardust Sentinel: III
[GS] Schrodinger's Ultron: 2/5 HP. 4 Armor. Has a 50% chance to actually follow orders, but is surprisingly powerful!
[GS] Frankenstein's Pokemon: 349,000/350,000 HP. Flexibility: 0%. Enlightenment: I. Critical: I. Regen: I. Missing Numbers: III Judgroarof Renforced: IIIII
[AZ] Ultra Greed, the Saint of Clutch: 138,000/150,000 HP. At 3/4 health, takes 3/4 damage. At 1/2 health, takes 1/2 damage. At 1/4 health, gets 2 attacks and takes 1/4th damage.Dodges all Splash Damage. Mildly Evasive (10%). Bank: 150/150 Pennies. Purchases: Bling Cleansing, Bling Volcano, Trancendence, Bumbo, Investment. Keepers: 6,500/7,500 HP x4. Kritzkreig: II Aires Armor 5: II Radiation: I
[AZ] Leictreon: 2/4 HP. 0% Position Uncertainty, 1000% Velocity Uncertainty. Matter Collection: 2/5 (GS-NU) Primed Matter: 3/5 (GS'-NU'-PZ'). Radiation: I
[AZ] Captain Falcon: 193,500/275,000 HP. Upon death, Star is pulled from the [DATA EXPUNGED]QUEST. Show Me Ya Moves: IIIII Come On! Yes!: III FALCON PUNCH!: IIIIIIII Radiation: I Inversion: II
[AZ] AI-Shell Salvation. SELF DESTRUCT: IIIIIIII
Mobility Core: 89,000 / 100,000 HP. Rocket Flight: III Radiation: I Action: Jump!
Weaponry Core: 76,000 / 100,000 HP. Critting! Sniper Rifle Railgun: III Radiation: II Curse: II
[AZ] The Informant: 64,000/75,000 HP. The Hydra Cannon: III. Backup Call: IIII Radiation: I
[AZ] Hezetor: 15/20 HP. 3 Armor. Hyper-Evasive (50%). Capable of Copying Deceased Entities! Copied: Zarod (Strangle: III (note: blue = no charge! red = charge!) ), 1st ESFB (Super-Evasive), Crocidibli (Levitator Enforcer: IN-USE! IIII (note: blue = no charge! green = charge!) ). Action: Levitator Enforcer on Captain Falcon! Radiation: I AGONIZER: II
[AZ] Talist: 11/25 HP +1 Regen per turn.. Mood: N/A (2/3 Mind.). Radiation: I
[AZ] crystalcat: 15/20 HP. +1 Armor from Guardmail. Radiation: I
[AZ] Toast: 15/20 HP. Radiation: I
[AZ] The Golem: 15/20 HP. +1 Armor from Temmie Armor. Radiation: I
[AZ] Pricey: 16/20 HP. Radiation: I
[PZ] Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr: 11/35 PhDs. 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999/999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 HP. Peppershaker: II Forbidden Factoids: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Radiation: II
[PZ] RSM Information Robot X: Core: 29,000/60,000 HP. Must be destroyed to destroy the RSM Information Robot X! Weakened! Highway Storm: III. Highway Cascade: IIII. Information Ray: IIIIIIII. Radiation: I Action: use Highway Cascade on the Paradox Casino! Locked, all attackers take moderate damage! Action: Use Highway Storm on the Paradox Casino,
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 12/20 HP. Has 1 Armor. Radiation: I
[PZ-a] ConsumerOfAll: 11/20 HP. Has Alpha (5) Armor. Radiation: I
[PZ-BOSS][-GATEKEEPER-] Chara, the Angel of Genocide: 9,999/9,999 HP. Attacks: 4. Knife Cluster Spawns: 16 (+2 per turn). Death's Aura: 1,000 damage to all enemeis per turn! 'Refusing' all attempts at murder-find an alternative way to defeat him!
Shield of Murderous Intent: 0/150,000 HP (+10,000 HP per turn). Can be penetrated, but failure to do so incurs counterattack! Radiation: I
Suit of Knives: 0/444,000 HP.
Knife Clusters: 10,000/10,000 HP x14; 9,000/10,000 HP x5; 5,000/10,000 HP x1; 1,000/10,000 HP x1; 92% Integrity.
Collectionism 4/50
Hamilton OST && Dueling Pistols = Ten Duel Commandments 3/??
The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence = Line of Sight 7/14
Vampire Knives && Railgun && Stopwatch = Scarlet Devil 7/11
16,000/125,000 Lv. 3
I experimentally grab Chara's hand and make them stab themselves once in their neck, once in their mouth, and then force fluoroantimonic acid down their throat, finally shoving their face into a tank of fluoroantimonic acid. If they refuse...
I jump up to the Earth, changing the emergency teleport's destination to its proper place in UA, then toss Chara at the earth. It's probably not gonna fly, but hey.
Golem: Hey, did we ever establish whether Uzi could deal banning damage to Richard?
26/50 Ultra-Decorrupter(+1 me, +1 My Factory, +3 Tabbune)
42/50 {REDACTED} (+1 me)
33/50 Avatar Project (+1 me)
+3 nulitor
Well, as I expected, UserZero found the obvious counter to our only attack plan against Chara, and now we are down one dream-strike device and have no way to beat Chara.
Not true, there are rumors of other means to attack him/her/it. One group is planning to protect an entity until it can charge up a Chara-killer, and another is attempting to figure out how to negate the curse.
Neither will work. Nothing can protect an entity against Chara except dodging (which said entity cannot do), and Curses cannot be negated (trust me, I tried at least a dozen times).
You know there HAS to be a way to beat it, otherwise it wouldn't pass the OP Scale.
Really? Godmodders can just ignore it whenever they feel like it. Chara can ignore ANYTHING we throw at it. The Incarnate? its superlaser bounces off, then it dies in one hit. The ACNTT? Its superlaser bounces off, then it dies in one hit. The Secret of the Void? its superlaser bounces off, then it dies in one hit. the ONLY way to not die is to dodge, and none of those 3 entities are capable of dodging. If we somehow gathered 10 people together and spent a 500 point charge specifically for the purpose of anhillating Chara, it wouldn't gorillaing work. And there are good odds that people are going to try anyways, and fail.
Three words: No Limits Fallacy. Namely, just because we haven't seen any limits doesn't mean that none exist.
We certainly tried everything already, right?
No one's tried a 500 post charge, or dropping a final boss level entity into the mess. Granted, there IS a 50% chance that it bounces with no effect, but there is a 50% chance it might work.
Whatever. We certainly aren't in a position to try. The only way I can think of to kill Chara is to bully him into killing himself, as he will refuse to refuse his own death in such a case. However, IF I somehow beat UserZero's unbreakable curse, that would result in UserZero having grounds to permaban me on account of making a "small child" kill himself, because apparently its immoral to make any child kill themselves, even if said child is a mass-murdering psychopathic God of Genocide. So that would be our plan if this God of Genocide survives for five more rounds, because by then it will have snowballed out of control.
Right now, we have several ways to launch an attack that can beat Chara:
1) Overload Ampersand's God Complex so it fires off instantly before Chara realizes the threat and instantly kills it.
2) Break the Curse, hoping that there is a secret weakness in it.
3) Summon The Glitch, and hope it causes Chara's ability to glitch out and not work so we can kill him.
4) Go back in time before Chara gained the refusal ability, and either kill him first or make sure that Chara never becomes Chara or make sure that UserZero can never summon her.
5) Somehow use an ability that ignores Chara's refusal.
6) Block Chara so that he is unable to contribute, even if not technically dead.
Okay, as for the methods: 1 requires a charge we do not have, 2 requires that a Curse be breakable (and since Curses are basically railroading devices, that is unlikely), 3 requires both summoning The Glitch without being stopped and not having anything go wrong (way too risky), 4 might actually work, a method for 5 doesn't exist, and 6 won't work by the fact of "NO EXCEPTIONS" for the instakill.
Method 4 should have a shot at working if we do it right, and I think I can get Method 6 to work. If we have a unit with the ability of "immune to instant death, NO EXCEPTIONS", then if Chara attacks it or is blocked by it, we get a Paradox. Since UserZero hates Paradoxes, it might shut down Chara out of fear of creating a Paradox.
So first things first, I deploy the Non-Biological Drone. Since this drone is not biological, it cannot be instantly killed on account of never being alive. It can be instantly destroyed, but attacks that instantly kill it have zero effect. It is ordered to block Chara when possible. Unfortunately, the knife clusters might destroy it, but it could still buy some time. Also, its actually another type of drone as well (since only a few of my drone types are biological), but that doesn't matter because it isnt attacking.
Non-Biological Drone: 5000 HP, 10000 Shields, immune to instant kills, programmed to block Chara regardless of allegiance.
Then, comes the hard part: going back in time to prevent Chara from coming into existence. This is a dangerous operation. The big danger is that I make Chara even more dangerous by giving her more motivation. For instance, killing her family would only make her even more determined, which though it might give her enough strength to fight UserZero's curse, would result in an unkillable hostile entity. The only chance we have is to destroy the world of Undertale itself.
Stop. Right there. That would fail in half a dozen ways. Though I want the Undertale to stop just as much as you do, at most that would make things worst, and at the very least it would get nope'd. Remember what happened when we tried to get rid of Homestuck in DTG2? It only got rid of the things that were actually helping us.
Well, I guess that means we do nothing this post. Except summon yet another of my drones.
Ultra Mega Uber Super Grand Hyper Terrific Dynamic Epic ????? Attack:
================================================== 4/50 (+2 from Twin/Scribe)
+2 to Twin/Scribe and +1 to Cobalt
Tiem 2 do sum alchemiez:
Kusarigama && Handheld Dark Energy Generator && Kusarigama = Noctem Dreadmill 1/??
Noctem Dreadmill: Consists of the generator acting like a hilt, which holds two kusarigamas on opposite sides and both scythes facing clockwise. Both kusarigamas are crackling with dark energy and their chains are retractable as well. On the generator are some buttons which controls the retraction/extension of the chains and a switch that toggles whether dark energy is being generated or not.
This used to be an anti-Chara action but this new earth situation seems moooore important so I'll just let that attack return later.
For now, I guess we can either give protection to Earth 2.0 so that it can be the new earth that it was meant to be, making us gain the public's trust and laughing rights over Zero, or we can drop it over and get a field wipe on other factions and get the public to be pissed at us.....yeah I prefer laughing rights over Uzi.
Hold on I think I have a book that has instructions on how to make the perfect barrier for this. Lemme just find it in my bag and...ok here it is. "How to Make the Perfect Barrier for When You Want to Protect Earth With It." Let's see here...
Materials:
5,000 Stacks of Sticks. Check.
50 Stacks of Iron. Check.
50 Stacks of Gold. Check.
50 Stacks of Emeralds. Check.
50 Stacks of Diamonds. Check.
100 Stacks of each Redstone devices. Check
50 Stack of each color of Wool. Why do I need this? Still, check.
1,000,000 Stacks of Nether Stars. ....oh....oh boy. Uhhhhhhh....excuse me for a sec....
*Wither spawn sound plays for about 64,000,000 times*
Ok I'm back. Oh yeah don't worry my bag can literally carry an infinite amount of items in it. Now for the steps:
Step 1: Throw the materials on the ground
Step 2: Flop on the ground like a fish for about 30 minutes, while spamming "MAGIKARP" on chat repetitively.
Step 3: Google for a definition for "stupid" and state it on chat 5 times while doing something stupid.
Step 4: Shout "I WET MY PANTS ON A DAILY BASIS" on chat for as long as it takes for at least ten people to make a response to your statement.
I then follow the instructions, throwing all the materials on the ground(which made quiet a mess, yeah), flopping on the ground while spamming "MAGIKARP" on chat for 30 minutes, entered "stupid: lacking intelligence or common sense" on chat 5 times while trying to make a creeper and an ocelot breed and make an ocelot/creeper hybrid(which I completely failed in doing so. I couldn't even get the two to be near each other), and shouted "I WET MY PANTS ON A DAILY BASIS" on chat until 10 people reacted to my statement, which probably took less than two minutes to happen.
Once the 10th response appeared, all the materials suddenly started to shine. After 10 seconds, they all shoot up into the sky, and towards Earth 2.0, but not all the way as it stops for at least 1 mile before touching Earth 2.0.
All of a sudden, Earth 2.0 is now covered by a barrier of iron, gold, emerald, and diamond. There also seems to be many redstone powered turrets on the barrier all facing outside...which...fires...sticks...guess that's where those went. There's also a rather colorful spinning tape made of wool orbiting the barrier. Oh, I think there's something written in black wool on th-
Protected by a wool tape with "Krill13 sux" written on it(tape can only stand up to one attack, to which it will instantly break)
Has turrets which fire sticks on approaching projectiles and entities. If incoming attack was a projectile, damage will be reduced. If incoming attack is an entity, the turrets will damage the entity but will not reduce damage taken.
IN CASE this needs mentioning or something, this barrier will allow modifications to Earth 2.0 itself from non hostile and non PZ actions to pass through. This barrier will instead take damage if it does stop a hostile or PZ modification from happening. I dunno, just feeling a lil' bit...paranoid.
(Really wish we could get font sizes larger than just 36px)
13/50 A Youkai that may get here by winter
7/50 Right Foot Let's Stomp! For Real this time!
2/50 The First of the Eight Non-robot masters
+16 saved
+3 Ire
Gurann Lagann theme && Break Chip: Break the Unbreakable 1/??
Small Nuke && Flowers II Grass II Mushrooms II Saplings II Bone Meal: Reset Bomb 11/16
PS2 memory card II EXP: Memory is the key 3/??
"I will not just roll over and let an outside force dictate the results of my actions."
Side plot importance!
The Man appears in the middle of the battlefield again. I only have access on Mobile for the next couple of weeks, so pretend the formatting is in place.
"Well. I was planning on leaving for a bit. Then this happened. I am very, very disappointed.
I propose a truce: Godmodder Slayers, Anti-Zeros, let us unite in order to save the Earth."
The Man takes out a can of Graffiti, and writes all over the Barrier:
"Damage reduced by 25% beyond this point."
Basically, until someone removes the paint, all things outside the barrier have 25% defense. This can be removed by any player action, but is immune to entity actions.
CAPTAIN FALCON TEACHES DR. DR. DR. DR SOMETHING THAT INVALIDATES THE VERY POINT OF HIS NAME: YOU DO NOT ADD ANOTHER DR TO YOUR TITLE IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE DOCTORATE. THIS INCLUDES WHETHER YOU HAVE FIVE, TEN, TWENTY, OR THIRTY FIVE DOCTORATES.
Walking Turret 6/10
Fancy Baby Velociraptor 3/7
I don't know which to be more ashamed about now. The fact that Captain Falcon dodged my attack and pummeled me, or the fact that I lost a wrestling match to a convenient axe. But no matter the situation, nothing could get my hopes up anymore. Cause I pretty much failed at a lot of stuff. The two best things I did was kill Bob Ross (though he was made of paper and possibly not sentient) and kill a Squirrel (who admittedly was a sharp shooter). I look at the chaos ensuing again. I look at the four sides clashing. I decide why not be generic for a second or two while thinking of something creative to do.
I start mining, looking for lava. Once I find some I get a bucket out and build a little wall for it. A three block wide wall that faces towards the battlefield. I mine a hole through the middle and place the lava at the top of the middle wall, where the hole is. Then, I take out a bow and fire and aim arrow through it. I try to guess where anyone of importance might be at, but I don't know, so I just aim down the lava, aiming the bow with hope, with determination, that I will actually, finally make an impact on the game. Then I accidentally don't fire the arrow, but my bow. My bow gets chucked through the lava, and lands right in the middle of the field, hitting no one. Knowing that I failed, I decide I might as well help who ever gets the bow, and I chuck the lava through the lava as well. The arrow accidentally hits the Genesis Dog. I start crying and curl up into a ball,knowing that was not the intent of the shot whats so ever.
Reluctantly crouched at the starting line,
Engines pumping and thumping in time.
The green light flashes, the flags go up.
Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup.
They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank,
Fuel burning fast on an empty tank.
Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns.
Their prowess is potent and secretly stearn.
As for the offer, can we add some modifications to it? What I have in mind is a "grace period" of 2-5 rounds between the death of a boss and the arrival of a new one.
((I likes this idea. I'll vote for it. New Courier isn't working so italics for the Outer God))
Nyarlathotep glances at Erelye, looking at him with a slight bit of amusement
I suppose we haven't, my apologies. Well allow me to properly greet you your... what was it again, ...Imminence?
The Outer God makes a gentlemanly bow to Erelye.
You sure have been busy haven't you? I mean, you've already found your descendant and have schemes, mighty impressive my friend.
I have a proposition for you. I think you'll like it.
I'd like to join your fun little group of madmen on two conditions.
I refuse to be anything other than a business partner, very few can consider me their lesser, you aren't one of them Kalare. Thus going with this, don't withhold information from yours truly, I'm not one who likes to be suprised
I want inkwings. I hear that you can create them and my vanity demands them on the sheer principle.
If you won't have me for just sheer gracing you with your presence, I have something that you'd like very much.
How would you like a way to exist in this world without expending your presence?
Nyarlathotep extends his hand out preparing to make a deal with Erelye.
FOCUSED
The planetoid Earth 2.0 has gained a complementary anti-attack defense system using hard light. Courtesy of the Manhattan Corporation. This defense grid will create a hard light object to counter an attack upon Earth 2.0 with an ease unheard of in blocking. Powered by a combination of nuclear energy and dark occult magic, it is highly versatile for any use. Giant baseball hurtling towards your loved ones?, instant catcher's glove. Missiles locked upon your nation's captial? Hard Light Phalanx. A verbose and irritating speech? The Manhattan Corporation can create a hard light muzzle for the speaker and ear muffs for the audience.
If you would like to own one in the near future just wait a while, the Manhattan Corporation will be setting up a mobile office command center sometime soon upon the Zeroth Server.
No refunds for accidental deaths/dismemberment/mutilations or other travesties, we are not responsible for any ungodly horrors taking notice of you and your puny civilizations. Ask your local historians and politicians if Manhattan Corporation goods are right for you. Thank you, have a wonderful day, and remember the Black King is with you.
Charges
Deal with an Outer God : 47/50
Heheheh 7/50
A Smiling God 2/50
Assists
+1 to Ninjatwist, +2 Toast
Alchemiter
Tendril of an Outer God && Alchemiter = Grimdarkimitter 6/11
Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 13/16
13/20 for a space station
13/50 for an open deal?
40/50 for Initiation
+3 to ninjatwist
The King of All Elements looks up to the sky, and fires a massive rock into the air, which splits into a bunch of smaller rocks, creating a large obfuscating field of boulders in the sky which intercepts attacks heading towards New Earth
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The Hero's Sword && Master Sword = The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 16/16) DOne.
The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = Unh0iing (Level 15: 16/16 HYPE
Big Book && Storywriter's Pen && Scrolls of Knowledge && Forgotten Tome && Adventure's Journal && Collection of Myths = 5/9 The Book of All Adventure (Level 8:
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ACTION, FOCUSED
I simply focus. Really hard.
And then, i fire the weath ray at earth.
I then quickly flash to outside the walls.
Battlefury13: Hey, people, those cultists running around?
Battlefury13: Figured i'd share a few facts.
Battlefury13: Fact one: They are summoned by an eldritch abomination along the lines of Cthulhu. To be precise, the Crawling Chaos. Just figured i'd say that.
Battlefury13: Fact two: Those cultists? Yeah, they arent speaking of their own free will. They are being controled by something very close to, but not, and in fact worse than, mind control.
Battlefury13: Also, note the fact that they are called cultists. Recall all the tropes regarding cultists, if you will.
I then quickly teleport back to the battefield. I proceed to seek out a hazel tree. Then, once i have found a hazel tree, the name of the hazel, i proceed to pour a circle of ink around it, before burning it down.
The Saints row [7]
Gemblade [8?]
Life-Drain spellbook [5]
Gravity Gauntlet [7]
Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10 Passive: 1+ armor
Falls [9] >fine of the Gravity Gauntlet
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5] Special: Rolls a dice to determine the number of rockets fierd
The Hero's Sword [10]
Charges========
6/50 arf 4+ from best godmodder
16/50 Boss Summon: BRINGER OF DEMISE ) 4+ from best godmodder
10/50 Dog. God.+3 from consumer 4+ from best godmodder
1+ to Engie
2+ to consumer
Charge Pool: The Dog will use one 1+ from each plus, and use it to charge an ability. The rest will be given to random players, or converted into extra dog-only Stock
Stock: Starts with 1. Start
Machine part: Starts with 1.
Bullets/bombs: Starts with 0.
All immunitys are temp. or can be surpassed with a strong enough debuff.
Fast Clock. Immunity to slowing or time-based. effects granted to target. Requires a "stock"
Regeneration Potion. Give target regen. 1 stock.
Poison Potion. Poison Target. 1 stock. Will only use if told via costumer.
Dispenser: 2 machine parts. Provides healing, and provides 1+s to one entitys charge.
Level Two: 4 parts. Heal two targets, and 2+ one entity, or 1+ two.
Level three: 6 parts. Provides minicrits, in addition to 3 healing targets, and 3+/1+x3
Antidote. Grants basic damage over time resist. Including such things as burning, oddly. Alternately, remove one stack of a strong enough debuff. Needs one stock. Does not cure mark of dog.
Minisentry: 1 Machine Part, attach a 5000 HP minisentry to the target. Minisentrys die with the target, and attack with 25% of the target's attack.
Sentry: 2 machine parts, 10000 HP, attachs to target. Same as mini sentry, except with 30% of targets attack.
Level Two Sentry: 4 Mach. parts. Attachs to target. Same as above, except 20000 HP and 35% of targets attack.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
[RP AND ACTIONS]
The RSM Information Robot does the same as last time, if it's still alive.
ConsumerOfAll: Uzi, especially with the whole Earth thing, we probably need some entities on the Battlefield this turn.
uh...
Seriously, what should I do here? I don't want Uzi to look bad but I don't want Earth to stay dead, either. I did give a small contribution to the the Save to Earth charge, but I didn't think it would go this wrong. Oh, well. I'll attack Earth soon, but it will be second priority to the Casino, and Ampersand.
Right now, I have to get that shiny mind-control from Ampersand. Ampersand already knows this, and probably doesn't trust the power-hungry Alpha Godmodder with its mind control. This is why, as Ampersand expects, I hold my hand up, before a massive gravitational vortex surrounds us both, before sand flies up, and turns into a sphere trapping us both inside of it. This may or may not resemble one of Ampersand's attacks, which was done unintentionally, by the way. I flashstep out of the sand vortex, while Ampersand is choked by the latter part of its name. The gravitational vortex then suddenly becomes a magnetic vortex that strangely doesn't pull in my alchemies, only my bullets and projectiles. Now, guess what my strife specibus is.
If you guessed railgunkind, you're right. I also have a few others, such as wands and a few that I stole from other Minecraft players, and people who threatened Homura or Madoka, but that's irrelevant. Now, railguns use magnetism to fire their weapons, and the anti-targeting of my alchemies doesn't break my railguns, which means, all the shots fired at Ampersand will hit stronger and faster than they would usually.
I then load a bunch of iron sand into the Grief Railgun, before firing it at Ampersand, who is again, choked by the latter part of its name, as well as Grief that so happens to carry the power of a Level 15 alchemy smashing directly into it. While Ampersand probably isn't saddened that much by grief, grief can fuel universes, and prevent entropy to a certain degree. To prepare for a later part of this attack, the grief goes into Ampersand, disrupting the temporal energy inside of it and dealing further damage. While Ampersand is surrounded in iron sand, I take Reliance, which has just completed, and throw it into Ampersand. It crackles with electricity, causing the iron sand to light up, and start burning away iron sand. I then take the Replica, and stop time, before standing around, and doing nothing for what should have been a minute.
More random explanations with Consumer. You see, the Replica works by intercepting the flow of time, hourglass style. It stops time by stopping sand inside an hourglass inside of it, and rewinds time back by up to a month by spinning around the Hourglass. Now, as I'm stopping sand, and Ampersand has somewhat of a sand theme, I'm stopping energy inside Ampersand, as well as it's body, from flowing correctly. This causes the stopped energy to start deteriorating rapidly, which causes large portions of Ampersand to start disappearing into aether. The iron sand also disappears for unrelated reasons, its purpose as damage, and a carrier of grief has been done.
Speaking about grief, time to use the grief inside Ampersand, which conveniently didn't disappear with the random portions of Ampersand. The sheer amount of energy inside of the grief sparks up, and flows through Ampersand, taking more energy out of it, into the magnetic vortex. It flares up, and non-alchemy related metal, even non-magnetic metal for whatever reason starts being taken from the Battlefield, slamming straight into Ampersand, before crushing it and causing it to take suffocation damage. This continues to compress until the gravity gets too much, and the debris starts folding in on itself, completely and utterly crushing Ampersand. A piece of Saurite then flies up from the ground that I'm pretty sure is laced in it, and hits Ampersand. I have no idea what this does, but it isn't healthy.
I then pray this is enough damage to penetrate my armour, and force Ampersand to counterattack me.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS] The Unnamed 25/30 (+2 from Battlefury) ============================== Memories of a Dreamer 10/40 ======================================== Openly Sourced 1/50 ==================================================
(Lance && only my railgun) || (Staff of Restriction && Vial of Skytears) == Reliance (Level 13: 14/14) ============== COMPLETE!
Saurite && ESP Railgun == ??? (Level ??: 1/??)
Saurite && Diamond Sword == ??? (Level ??: 1/??)
+3 to Battlefury
[BREAKDOWN AND OOC] (Wait, wouldn't reallyjoe's dad be the one who looks like an idiot than UserZero if the AZs, for telling the players that Earth 2.0 would kill them?)
[INVENTORY] ESP Railgun (Level 4), Coin Launcher (Level 3), only my railgun (Level 8), Grief Railgun (Level 15), Replica of Homura's Shield (Level 10), Reliance (Level 13)
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
(OOC: If the evidence is decorrupted, it is likely to lead to an Injunction that stops UserZero from attacking the new Earth. So please give me assists to protect Earth!)
New problem: Earth has been created, but is about to crash into the planet unless someone stops it. Normally, I would support a UOSS-type crash-down to wipe the field, but A: it ignores Chara due to its anti-everything abilities, and B: its Earth, and we need to save it. So we need to protect it.
Or, we can begin colonization now. With the help of Phalanx, my drones were able to create a small-scale replication of SCP-2000, a replication system designed to recolonize New Earth in the event of a K-class Scenario. This replication is henceforth teleported onto the New Earth to begin recolonization, and begins creating humans, who begin initiating colonization. Aiding this is the use of T-sinks around the Hostile target zone on New Earth, which transfer temporal whatever from that area (potentially delaying damage to the Hostile area on New Earth) to the replica, allowing it to operate at 10x efficiency. Within the first 10 minutes of operation, 10000 colonists are produced.
These colonists pose a problem, as people are unable to attack it and then claim that they didn't attack innocent civilians. Making matters worse is the fact that the civilians may actively get in the way of incoming attacks.
Colonization Barrier: 10000 HP, +5000 HP per round from extra production, attackers may be unable to attack due to civilians in the line of fire.
Commander's Orders: The Avenger prepares to defend Earth. But since the Avenger is not designed to tank attacks, it instead focuses on attacking everything shooting at the planet. First, the squads are dropped: an elite squad of 2 Grenadiers, 1 Ranger, 1 Specialist, 1 Sharpshooter, and 1 Psi-Operative. Then, the Gatekeeper arrives as an alien mercenary. With a staggering 25 health and 4 armor, it is nearly indestructible, and can either blast an enemy with its beam for 12000 damage, or raise 10 dead Rookies as zombies (they have 3 HP instead of 1, but only have a 10% accuracy with their attacks). Then, the rookies show up.
Now that the entire team is here, time to use them. The target is defined as the first entity to attempt to attack Earth, or if no one does it, Captain Falcon (who is a disgrace to chains of command everywhere), and should be able to attack them before their attack is launched. Before the attack, the Specialists provide support, with one giving an accuracy boost to everyone and another using Restoration to heal everyone. They also attempt to save someone who died and should have been saved (they have a chance to save operatives that get killed, leaving them with 1 HP, if I remember correctly). In this attack, the Andromedons first use Acid Lob to weaken the target's defenses, and the Grenadiers follow up with their Heavy Weapon special attack. Then, the Sharpshooter delivers a Headshot attack, followed by the Rangers assaulting the target with Reaper if possible, or if the target happens to be airborne, their guns. Lastly, the Psi Operatives act. They each use Stasis on all units attacking Earth other than the target, to significantly reduce their damage. If there are still psi operatives left afterwards, they will go down the following chain of actions, doing the first valid action: casting Stasis on Schrodinger's Ultron if he actually follows orders and bodyguards to reduce the damage he takes, attempting to use Mind Control on Chara (assuming it actually has a chance of working against him), reanimating one of Chara's kills 2 rounds ago (unless that ability got cut), and shooting at the target along with the rest of the team (inflicting Shock stacks as well).
Schrodinger's Ultron, as hinted at above, is ordered to bodyguard Earth. Yes, he is airborne, under the Flying Brick rule. And yes, he is a loose cannon who only has a 50% chance to actually follow orders. So really, he only has a 25% chance of guarding anything.
I keep doing a level system based on rudisplorking 9/50
Initiation 27/50(+14 from various people)
alchemies
Cloack of love && Green blood gives Emerald Cloack of Blood 4/5
WISE FROM YO GWAVES && soul of the lord nooooooooopelemental gives NOPE BACK IN YO GWAVES 5/16
T1 && zone of control gives ??? 2/??
I help crystalcat three times.
Then thanks to T1 I use temporal stasis on each inhabitant of the earth thus making them immortal and unable to do anything.
Then I make a commoner railgun(search for it on the internet if you wish to) and I make it throw poles toward earth to accelerate it toward its destination.
Then I decide it is not the right way and I use twin thief instantaneous sleight of hand acceleration of poles.
: The first thief(instantly for a free action) grab the second one and place it 3 meters further then the second one restart and so on making the two thieves have any speed then they throw a pole toward the earth and then restart.
they are ordered to throw poles faster and faster toward the earth to make it go faster and faster(the faster is the earth the faster the next pole have to be to accelerate it)
Then I see a problem: the earth mass increase while accelerating due to relativity and due to the additional mass of the poles.
I first start by breaking relativity thanks to the zone of control then I make two antimatter thief do the same thing as the matter thief but with antimatter poles.
This allows the poles on the earth to be cancelled by antimatter poles thus causing explosions increasing the acceleration of the acceleration of the earth.
Then I decide that I could accelerate better the earth by making propellers powered by matter and antimatter combination.
I go on earth and warp half the earth in a cute antimatter matter propeller.
Then before tazz have the time to nope it I fuel it with the rods(in 6 seconds an infinity of matter rods and antimatter rods comes) thus making the earth zoom at insane acceleration acceleration then I use the warp zone to make it go in hyper warp drive for going even faster then I remove the cute antimatter matter propeller by turning it back in what it was before anything have the time to nope my action.
Then since earth is not at all fast enough I summon many level 20 monks that have the feats spider step and could step and so who can go at infinite speed.
Then I use the epic seed: life on the earth thus making of it a living creature.
Then I give each monk a power stone of fusion and then they all fuse with the earth adding up their speed and health(and now the earth have all the monk abilities but all that for only 20 rounds but since the health of a monk is around 100 the gained health is negligible).
Then I still find it is not fast enough and decide it would be better in red and so I cast polymorph on the earth to turn it in a rabbit then I paint it red(thus making it faster) and polymorph it back in a rabbit and so on until it have speeds so much high painting it in red is not even sufficient for increasing its speed.
Then I decide that is just not enough sheanigans and I cast twinned greater celerity and twinned time stops over and over gaining an infinity of actions and of virtual turns then since that is just not enough actions I use the warp zone to make me infinitely faster then I use the zone of control to make time go even faster where I am then I use T1 to cast steal supernatural ability on a sarrukh thus gaining the power to give any power to anybody I want then with that newly found power I give an simulacrum of me the power to give me any power and then he use it on me to give me the power that at each time I do an action its results manifests one second before I start it and I gain an infinity of actions before that action.
At that moment I nickname myself: Idiot destroyer of time.
Then I keep going back in time with each infinity of infinity of infinity of infinity of infinity of infinity of infinity of infinity of infinity and so on an infinity of time actions
With all those actions I cast countless contingent spells who will accelerate the earth when it spawns and I create countless self triggering sentient spells who think on how to accelerate more the earth and impossibly huge amounts of varied epic teleport spells and epic travel seed based spells to make the earth go toward its destination faster.
then I discover I am stranding further and further in the past while setting up all that and I see the old earth explosion but backwards and then I see the old earth I decide to put it in my pocket by making it alive and polymorphing it in a rat.
Of course that will have no real use to store the old earth but I am a hoarder.
Then I finally find avatazz who discovered that I was doing horrible stuff to the cannon.(you know it is harder to follow people going the wrong way on the time highway)
They tell me "Stop that idiot! You do not have the right to keep the earth nor to travel back in time this way"
I tell back: "I do not care about rights I just do stuff".
-Stop doing that or we will have to remove you.
-Try doing that I have countless defense spells and so many actions.
-You could have solved that pacifically but you are an idiot.
The Avatazz regroups and then start their dance of negation.
Turn -34254789878675348756
nulitor hp: 10/10
Actions: infinity
Defensive spells: Protection against everything,Syron dancing shield,contingent greater arcane fusion.
5 Avatazz
hp:5/5(That is player player hp so it means an attack must deal at least 16 000 000 damage to harm them)
Their dance of negation cancel protection against everything.
I use shapechange stacking to become immune to everything.
I tell them that they are long before the era where tazz gmed.
And so that if they stay there tazz will be obligated to gm the spinoffs that happens before dtg origins
The Avatazz reply that they do not want that and let me alone but not before using their powers to steal me the earth.
Then I have some quiet time.
I am far before the invention of the op scale and of the godmodding rank.
Suddenly someone appears in front of me.
He wears a top hat and is a gentlemen but his top hat seems so much magnificent it seems that only a godmodder can wear such a hat.
I tell him "what is your name?"
He reply back "Yes we have not been introduced to each other my name is David Alexander and I am better at godmodding than most others"
-My name is idiot destroyer of time.
-Why are you there?
-Because I traveled here and you why are you there.
-It is easier to escape limbo if you go somewhere where there is no gm.
-Would you mind if I ask you a service?
-You would need a proper way to pay me back: souls are worth nothing and most material wealth are easy to get.
-If I make you a fine hat can you help me to move earth 2.0 to its destination: an orbit around the sun.
-I first want to see the hat you can do and I will help you proportionally.
I start by taking fabric of reality then I use my hand like an hammer to forge the fabric in waffles that I then turn in strings with a pattern unmaker.
Then I take those strings and I start weaving it with geometric spirals to make tiny cravates.
Then I make tiny hats with the tiny cravates.
I finally make a Top hat from those infinitesimal hats thus condensing insane amounts of classiness
I then use the warp zone to make the top hat more comfy and stylish according to the new trend defined by 500 individuals(me and a bunch of simulacrum of me).
I give this hat to David Alexander and since the majority of people at this era are simulacrum of me it means that it is more trendy than his hat.
He watch the hat and says it seems fine.
Then he throw on the ground his old hat and take the new one.
For some reason I take the hat on the ground and put it in my hammerspace.
Then I ask him if he can help me on my plan.
He says "Yes I made a Super planetary puller to pull the earth 2.0 toward its destination however if the gm notice its existence it will stop existing but it will pull the earth for each real life day it is left unnoticed"
Super planetary puller 7/7 HP
Have godmodding powers but no godmodding rank.
Pull the earth 2.0 for each real life day where the GM do not notice this entity.
I say thanks you to David Alexander then I try to think to a way to come back in my era.
David Alexander with his godmodding powers knows what I think then he tells me
"If the GM see you again you will be removed from this game unless you gain a new cosmic identity I have the same problem as you right now and I know that the solution would be to come back in limbo and to steal cosmic identities to the guardians of the limbo which is quite impossible for me because getting in limbo weakens people enormously"
~Charges~
That's Pretty Boss. 5/50
DOSH 6/25
Who gives a damn about paradoxes anyway? 22/50 (+16 from Bank amount)
+16 in reserve (pricey, revan, megaminer)
~Alchemy~
-NOP-
1+ to Hezetor, +1 Revan +1 to Pricey
~Toast makes a call. Random localised time anomalies can wait.
~T: So...I hear you got roads.
~T: Yep.
~T: Okay.
~T: Alright.
~T: No.
~T: Er... No.
~T: I see.
~T: Go on.
~T: Yeah.
~T: Sure.
~T: Bring them in, I guess.
Now that important phone calls are over, ~Toast can do important things like... I don't know, pillage? Who even knows what this gal is up to these days?
Suddenly, a bunch of builders descend from the sky, and begin mass-building roads on Earth. They chuck up an absolutely massive DETOUR sign, directing attacks towards the closest other celestial body, which happens to be a rather large asteroid.
~Inventory~
Spoiler (click to hide)
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
Sodarayg (Level 10)
Source of Confusion (Level 10)
The Scrapper's Armory (Level 10)
Wildfire (Level 10)
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Red - Level 1 - 41'000/50'000
Blue - Level 1 - 0/50'000
Yellow - Level 1 - 0/50'000
x4'000 on single digit taking entities.
Not going to lie, I was not expecting this. I suppose the question now is, now what, I suppose maybe try to finish Chara like I've been trying to do for a while but my theory of the curse's location is weak at best, maybe I could strike at the casino but there's no telling what that would do, and then there's Earth 2.0, I could defend it but I'm sure others would do just the same.He sighs
You'll never know if you don't try.
He holds out his hands and his body vanishes leaving behind a 1/3 of a pixelated heart coated in the same blue energy of his body. Then his regular whole body reappears behind Chara and reaches into their SOUL.
There you are.
He then proceeds to pull Chara's spirit out of said SOUL, hopefully, causing their body to drop to the ground as there is no longer a driving force behind it due to Frisk leaving and Chara no longer in control.
Theoretically this should also take care of the Curse of Obedience I believe it was called as the search done simply showed Chara's face as it was and the spirit driving the SOUL is Chara.
His body projection then vanishes and reappears around his SOUL.
Immediate Panic Required: 16/16 (+9 from Supercool) (finishing early because new things)
+20: 19/20
-We now return to the Divine Work Station-
CoolestBrother: Okay, and the effort is done, Earth is restored.
StepMaster376: Shame we couldn't help out
MistressSarah: ...Ohhhhhhhh god. Please no.
Coolest: Wait, what, why? Why do Earth not orbit?
Sarah: Okay, everybody just stay calm, there is a perfectly logical way to solve this proble-
Step: Team-specific health bars are trying to add incentive to destroy it :((((((
Coolest: OH, GOOD. THIS IS REALLY GOING TO END WELL.
Sarah: First order of business: Defenses. We need something that can block attacks against the offense enough that it can reach the proper location.
Step: Didn't we have those old protector ships that could create barriers?
Coolest: I thought those were small-scale. Those aren't gonna be nearly enough to block that for an entire... "five turns"? What is this measurement of time even?
Step: We have the resources. We can repair it to probably be good enough to achieve that
Coolest: Plus, the bodyblocking rules mean the ship itself can divert some attacks!
Sarah: Wouldn't having one of those ships getting destroyed lead to some other bad effects?
Coolest: Nonsense! They probably have much better things anyway, and it wouldn't be that hard to repair it with the cheaper materials.
Sarah: The 72,000-Coin materials. For just each engine. Of six.
Step: Wouldn't trying be the best course of action here? After all, we're supposed to manage Pit's research on this war, and I think that everyone here would have the same response. Everybody else in the room, what do you think?
MagiciaryMichael: Save the earth! It's not magical, but we still need to preserve it!
TimeSpaceTactician: It would be most logical to, indeed, keep the earth alive for the continued perseverance of the timeline.
AnimeIsReal532: Yeah, yeah, save the earth and all that! I totally was paying attention and not watching anime with my computer! No, of course not! ...I'm not fooling anyone, am I?
hexadecimAngel: Earth? Not be saved? Surely, you jest, but that's only a 23.59% chance you are.
Altis: If Earth is dead, how am I going to prove that I'm not one of your angels? We have to save Earth, preferably right now.
Step: Looks like everybody's in agreement.
Coolest: I'll get to repairing that ship now, if you don't mind.
Sarah: ...Okay, sure, let's do that.
Sarah: (Hopefully this turns out as well as I hope. My master tactician's intellect tells me this won't have nearly as good an advantage, but everyone disagrees...)
Refurbished Protector Ship [N]: 75,000/75,000 HP.
ATK: Incapable of such an act.
PASSIVES:
It's a Spaceship: It's airborne. That should be obvious.
Shield Generation: The old system that would perform this has been upgraded to hopefully block enough in order to defend enough of the Earth. +10,000 HP to Protectorate Shield each turn, which defends Earth.
Inefficent Blocking Attempts: The Protectorate Ship will attempt to bodyblock the Earth, with 33% efficiency instead of 50% because of the use of inexpensive parts.
No Other Purpose: Once the Earth has left (or, regrettably, destroyed), this ship will automatically leave the field.
Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 14/16
14/20 for a space station
14/50 for an open deal?
41/50 for Initiation
+3 to tabbune
The King continues throwing rocks up into the atmosphere, making even more interference. (As a note, this interference is not a barrier, but rather makes ANY attacks towards ANY of Earth's bars have a static miss chance.)
You enter the fray, and you do NOT get the thingy from before as you hadn't done this yet and no retroactivity. I have derped.
For all the flak I give towards nullposts, /null exists for a reason.
Welcome, Krill! That modification sounds honestly pretty good, but it appears no-one's responding...Yet.
You nail the Information Robot for 12,000 damage!
You deal 1 damage to the Paradox Casino! Threshold: 15,001/200,000.
Welcome, Solar_San! I'm going to ignore the /null.
That copypasta is so old and predictable that UserZero is ready for it, but she doesn't even need to be ready for it as the OP Scale deems such dangerous chuck-norris destroying power as too much, and rolls over your attack to zero by unsummoning them!
Yep, good thing that thing above wasn't an entity summon.
This is one of the best uses of any charge ever. Brilliant, son. You deal 25,000 damage to the Paradox Casino! Threshold: 40,001/200,000.
I think we know how this works by now. Chara refuses!
I didn't know question marks was an attack! /s
In any case, Every-Dimensional Portal Mrk. 2 summoned! I'm going to kind of assume that all three of those things take a turn each, for the record-one to idea generate, one to vote, and one to do stuff.
Do be warned, the E-D Portal may never be destroyed, but it may not always be with you. It may be shut down during the endgame-that's the feeling I get, anyways.
Another ping...Here we go again.
The instant a drop of your blood spills into the pool of ink, forming a heterogenous mixture of black and red, the pool begins to quiver. Twitching and pulsating, droplets of the blood and ink levitate into the air directly above the pool, and form into rough cubes of liquid. The hole you dug seems to elongate through spacetime, growing to a size of two meters in diameter, and one meter in depth. Mere instants afterward, the mass of ritual-fluid brought so abruptly into the realm of solidity forms into a model of some sort of tower. Everything is still.
A seemingly-winged droplet of ink soars off of the top of the tower, ascending to the heavens. Suddenly, a dome of pure amethyst flame erupts into existence around you, sealing you in with the ritual area and the model tower. While the roar of the flames may be intense, the liquid structure before you does not evaporate in any sense of the word. Instead, it gives off a collective shiver, and once more collapses into the elongated ritual well.
With a rush of air, the entire dome of flames goes out, revealing that you are in an entirely formless abyssal plane of darkness. With a hum of rushing energy, a violet circle forms around what you see to be some other ritual, this time with amber lanterns, and ritual circles. A remarkably smaller circle of violet light burns itself into existence around the ritual you constructed, and yourself. A streak of aubergine light is cleaved into the ground of the apparent plane, connecting the two circles.
One of the beings in the other circle looks over in the direction of your circle itself.
Don't be absurd. We've never met before. Hah.
The being's right arm, evidently composed of some sort of stellar fluid, flashes past a number of scenes that appear to have been emitted from another plane of eternal darkness, with yet more violet circles.
Pardon me. Holding two physical puppets at once is agonizing. Regardless, EQ VEIS. BEL CTHKT VUL ALOUS, EQ UCOSCO YURK-YOUS. IO PEIYC VUL UCOSCI CYS. ORV ERT IO NORS. You can have your soul back, as well, regardless of what plane of reality that occurred in. Hah.
You do that, way to go.
Would have worked perfectly, if not for...
...This. Unfortunately, Captain falcon can still be harmed by Mario's Fireballs and such, so you are NOT immune to fire and take a reduced 9,000 damage.
The fruits of your works is COMPLETE! The Great Effort is done! The effects of this will be during the EoTB...
Chara refuses your pepper eating contest. You notice his lips twitch, as if she's really wanting too...Perhaps, force the peppers down Chara's throat? Chara clearly wants them.
4,000 damage! You fail to lower integrity or even force a check.
You destroy one of the weaker Knife Clusters in this fashion!
Huzzah.
EXOS, never-forgetful even now, +2s all GS players. Due to things that will be relevant shortly, and as a minor mercy for forgetting earlier, Hezetor fires off Levitator Enforcer upon Captain Falcon now.
A rumbling in the heavens above shakes your attentions, and you all look up to see a great undertaking in its finishing stages: The combined works of the Wandering Dead, the Ancestral Veteran, and the Crawling Chaos, all coming together in a ridiculously massive sphere that is now making the THX opening sound while coming out of an equally-massive portal. The three who's work has gone into this (or rather, two of them and the third's proxy) all notice something...Mildly disturbing: The full power of their charges HASN'T gone into the massive ball of dirt, clay and rock. No, not one point of charge is in there. Instead, all of it is put into the force that is causing this second Earth to float, ever-slowly, into the sky.
On-cue, the chat erupts into madness, now questioning the sphere that is about an eighth the size of the world itself floating out. It certainly doesn't look like earth-the geography is not a recreation, only a reasonably livable sphere that supports a variety of living beings, to say nothing of the lack of greenery or oceans. It looks more like a massive, massive meteorite than a recreation of earth.
+$HaveARottenDay$: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
+$HaveARottenDay$: User$0.00!
+$HaveARottenDay$: Why the gorilla is there a full-sized planet there?!
*Galladius475: Such power...! Who created that?!
*UserZero: the anti-zeroes.
*Notch: What are they up to over there?!
*reallyjoel's dad: Whatever it is, it's moving up! I'd say it'll hit the edge of the gravity well in 4 turns, and that's certainly going to penetrate the defense turrets in the sky!...Not like they're much use, they're all positioned over there anyways.
*Notch: If it isn't for breaking that up, what is the meaning of that, then?
UserZero looks at it, and back to chat, and at it again.
*UserZero: ...Oh.
*UserZero: Judging from previous interactions and how these guys usually are...
*UserZero: I'm not 100% sure on this, but it's a really big object. Let's say the floating stops...
*UserZero: If that thing falls...
*Notch: What...
*Notch: NO!
*Notch: RICHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!
It appears your intentions have been misinterpreted. The players outside the walls, as well as the three creators, attempt to inform the others of what you're really doing, but you're drowned out in chat, and not everyone trusts you to begin with. The Cultists that Nyarly sent out earlier try their best to convince everyone otherwise, so it appears that you won't be dealing with whatever the players may have wanted to send at you...
*UserZero: Almost anything they bring in here is deliberately for the attack on me, and this is a REALLY big thing.
*UserZero: They've proven very casual in selling their souls to apocalyptic forces.
*UserZero: Comparatively, just throwing a planet at another seems like child's play, especially since they'd survive it.
Panic spikes-there would almost certainly be something bad happening about now, but the Cultists do their job in keeping debate heated on whether or not you're being truthful, thus preventing them from doing anything reckless. Huzzah for Nyarly, that was a smart move.
*UserZero: But, maybe if I...Well, I have the power to knock it back down before it hits the gravity well and limit the blast zone so only their squishy entities take the blow, we might have a shot to stop this before it gets too much.
Oh, oh no.
*UserZero: rj's dad, status on the special weapon? We may need it here.
*reallyjoel's dad: Sorry, UserZero, but it is nowhere NEAR ready!
*UserZero: gorilla!
*UserZero: Notch, prepare to serve as a backup in case I can't hold the shockwave by myself!
*UserZero: Galladius, round up the other godmodders for the same reasons, but keep ready!
*UserZero: Rotten, calm the masses, the last thing we need is a riot.
*Galladius475: Rodger...
+$HaveARottenDay$: Understood!
*Notch: Why?! Why is this happening?!
*Notch: What has gotten into Richard all of a sudden?!
*Notch: What are they DOING over there?!
*Notch: Augh! If only I caught onto his issues sooner, maybe this would never have happened...
*UserZero: No point beating yourself up over it. Just get ready. You can deal with Richard AFTER this, if you must.
*Notch: Right...
Meanwhile, Godmodder477 tries, in vain, to be heard. He certainly can't leave the fight, and thus, in the dark zone, his text doesn't join the rest of the chat.
Godmodder477: WHAT?! NO!
Godmodder477: That is a filthy lie and we all know it!
Godmodder477: Augh! Great. She's going to take that planet and smash it into our faces if she can.
Godmodder477: I mean, I could do that too if we really have to have it that way, but if we do that she'll spin it and I think we can't have any more disasters or those players will do something...
Godmodder477: We have to protect the new Earth! We can't have my reputation getting worse!
Godmodder477: I'll be honest, I don't care for what others think apart from if I'm the most dangerous man around, but I really don't want witch-hunting parties out for my hindquarters on top of everything else!
Naturally, no entity actions happen, and everyone's so shocked even the status conditions freeze up.
[???] Earth 2.0: Infinite HP. Ascension: IIIII. [AZ]: 0/600,000 HP. [PZ]: 0/600,000 HP. [GS]: 0/600,000 HP. [H]: 0/600,000 HP.
The Lowdown: There may be salt involved in this, but before I continue, a warning for the future: While some Great Efforts may only require the bare minimum to be 100% effective (I will pre-emptively state this is the case for the evidence decorruption), other Great Efforts (generally the MUCH flashier ones, IE this) might have some curveballs thrown at you if you only go the bare minimum. In this case, while you could certainly recreate earth with only a grand total of 150 charge, you certainly have not put back this new earth where it should be, leading to you now needing to defend it. You can terraform it when it's out of the firing lane and out of the Zeroth Server-you've got to defend earth now!
First off, no effects that can affect charges normally can affect Ascension, so it will leave in 5 turns, no sooner, no later. If Ascension fires, it leaves the battlefield and will go on to be terraformed and replace earth properly, and you will get MAJOR kudos for that (and UserZero will look like a complete idiot), so there is MAJOR incentive for all non-PZ players to allow that to finish. There's no way you can feasibly destroy Earth 2.0 even with all of your power, bar it slamming into the Zeroth Server. However, it may be...Disrupted from its course, which is what those odd faction-tagged HP bars mean. In short, if the damage ever goes to 600,000 for any of the above factions, Earth 2.0 will crash into the Zeroth Server, destroying everything BUT the faction who filled their HP bar up first (GS can thank EXOS for why they can target it)-and in the case of Hostile, everything period. Naturally, the exception to that is Chara, who will merely be trapped under a large chunk for a few turns and unable to directly attack (whee) and the Godmodders-the loser will only take damage while the winner walks off unharmed. If this happens, the blame for it will be pinned on you guys, which will make the population...Angry, to say the least, fueling Pro-Zero biases (no matter who was harmed by that) and causing intrusions by the players, and despite the image you may have in your head, they are actually capable of doing you major damage. In case you don't think you can throw up enough defenses to stop the Pro-Zero assault, and I am VERY loathe to admit this as a plan, you could try to out-DPS them to at least ensure your entities survive, but that's a subpar solution here-the wipe won't cover for the angry players now out for your hindquarters. By the way: Any damage that isn't specifically for one of the three factions will automatically go to Hostile Damage, so if you're not one of the three factions, be specific for who you support. But please, don't.
Oh, and don't worry about Chara: I've taken the quick liberty to transport in one of those emergency 'cannot be oneshot' teleporters like the Casino has to prevent anything from going arwy like that. I've also included light Paradox Resistance-that won't stop paradoxes from causing chaos, but that CAN prevent it from randomly being slammed into the earth via paradox or something. Finally, due to it being a freaking planet and basically being too big to completely effect, it is immune to ALL status conditions and the weather. It's amazing what you can get done while you're narrating-but I can't do you much else.
Let's be clear: Earth is a very important thing for everyone here, and while they really aren't going to know about this yet, they will basically shower you with praise if you can give them a new, stable, safe home. It would mean everything to them to have a safe home, and you'd do them more than one favor in doing so. I am begging you on my hands and knees here (proverbially)! Save Earth! Please!
Oh, yes, two things: First, there is a chance that Efforts (whether in charge or REALLY GOOD post form) might speed up the process by a tick each, and second, on how to defend earth: Throw up barriers! they can block attacks but won't do much else. More creative barriers will have more HP and thus last longer. Earth is too big to bodyblock with standard entities reliably, they'll only have a 50% chance to do so if even, and they HAVE to be Airborn to do this, so specific barriers will be your best bet.
The Itinerary:
Terrain: Desert (adds heat!) Current Heat: 40 celcius, adds 20 degrees of heat (in celcius) per turn, adds an Obelisk per turn. Obelisks: 1.
Weather: Sandstorm. 10% chance of friendly fire; Airborn entities take DoT; Evasion lowered by 10%.
[???] The Every-Dimension Portal: Infinite HP. Ideas: None.
[???] Monitor: 499,000/500,000 HP. Aimed at Hostiles! Time's Up: IIIII
[H] Anomaly: Failure. 59,000/60,000 HP. 20% dodge.
[H-BOSS] Paradox Casino: 322,717/834,718 HP. Rolls for literally everything it does! Threshold: 40,001/200,000 HP. Burned: II Screwed: III Jackpot: IIIIIIII
[N] Sandfall &mpersand: 228,000/240,000 HP. Can mind control near everything! Can't dodge but will always counterattack. Struggle Counter: 0 (b/c transform resets) Zodiac: III. Pyramidon: III. Obelisk Objection: III. God Complex: IIIIIIIIII. IMPORTANT NOTE: God Complex can deal with Chara!
[N] Genesis Dog: 179,000/180,000 HP (+4,000 regen). Stock: 2. Machines: 1. Bullets: 0. Dog Power: 6/100. Custmoners: N/A. Rapid Redoggening: III. Dogsong. IIII. Doggening: IIIII. Second Dog: IIIIIII. Drain Of Dog: IIIII. Oh No, The Dogmanity: IIIIIIIIII. Reload: II
[GS] The Avenger: 109,000/200,000 HP. Airborn. Spawns 10 Rookies every turn. Docking Bay: Empty. Elite Squad Drop: II Alien Clone Drop: III Scientific Progression: III Defend This House: III PAUSED, NOT SHOT DOWN.
Redshirts: 1/1 HP x10.
Specialists: 8/10 HP x1. Gremlin can buff or heal. Restoration: III
Rangers: 8/10 HP x1; 7/10 HP x1. Burn on Sword use (hit grounded targets). Reaper: III
Psionics: 8/10 HP x2. Mind Control: IIII Stasis: III Insanity: III
Andromedons: 6/8 HP x2. Free 'respawn.' Acid Lob: III
[GS] Stardust Monolith: 18,000/50,000 HP. Stardust Sentinel: III
[GS] Schrodinger's Ultron: 2/5 HP. 4 Armor. Has a 50% chance to actually follow orders, but is surprisingly powerful!
[GS] Frankenstein's Pokemon: 349,000/350,000 HP. Flexibility: 0%. Enlightenment: I. Critical: I. Regen: I. Missing Numbers: III Judgroarof Renforced: IIIII
[GS] John: 11/15 HP. Current forme: Beast. 10% Minicrit Chance, 75% Minicrit Chain chance. Forms: Beast, Spellcaster.
[AZ] Ultra Greed, the Saint of Clutch: 138,000/150,000 HP. At 3/4 health, takes 3/4 damage. At 1/2 health, takes 1/2 damage. At 1/4 health, gets 2 attacks and takes 1/4th damage.Dodges all Splash Damage. Mildly Evasive (10%). Bank: 150/150 Pennies. Purchases: Bling Cleansing, Bling Volcano, Trancendence, Bumbo, Investment. Keepers: 6,500/7,500 HP x4. Kritzkreig: II Aires Armor 5: II Radiation: I
[AZ] Leictreon: 2/4 HP. 0% Position Uncertainty, 1000% Velocity Uncertainty. Matter Collection: 2/5 (GS-NU) Primed Matter: 3/5 (GS'-NU'-PZ'). Radiation: I
[AZ] Captain Falcon: 193,500/275,000 HP. Upon death, Star is pulled from the [DATA EXPUNGED]QUEST. Show Me Ya Moves: IIIII Come On! Yes!: III FALCON PUNCH!: IIIIIIII Radiation: I Inversion: II
[AZ] AI-Shell Salvation. SELF DESTRUCT: IIIIIIII
Mobility Core: 89,000 / 100,000 HP. Rocket Flight: III Radiation: I Action: Jump!
Weaponry Core: 76,000 / 100,000 HP. Critting! Sniper Rifle Railgun: III Radiation: II Curse: II
[AZ] The Informant: 64,000/75,000 HP. The Hydra Cannon: III. Backup Call: IIII Radiation: I
[AZ] Hezetor: 15/20 HP. 3 Armor. Hyper-Evasive (50%). Capable of Copying Deceased Entities! Copied: Zarod (Strangle: III (note: blue = no charge! red = charge!) ), 1st ESFB (Super-Evasive), Crocidibli (Levitator Enforcer: IN-USE! IIII (note: blue = no charge! green = charge!) ). Action: Levitator Enforcer on Captain Falcon! Radiation: I AGONIZER: II
[AZ] Talist: 11/25 HP +1 Regen per turn.. Mood: N/A (2/3 Mind.). Radiation: I
[AZ] crystalcat: 15/20 HP. +1 Armor from Guardmail. Radiation: I
[AZ] Toast: 15/20 HP. Radiation: I
[AZ] The Golem: 15/20 HP. +1 Armor from Temmie Armor. Radiation: I
[AZ] Pricey: 16/20 HP. Radiation: I
[PZ] Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr: 11/35 PhDs. 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999/999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 HP. Peppershaker: II Forbidden Factoids: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Radiation: II
[PZ] RSM Information Robot X: Core: 29,000/60,000 HP. Must be destroyed to destroy the RSM Information Robot X! Weakened! Highway Storm: III. Highway Cascade: IIII. Information Ray: IIIIIIII. Radiation: I Action: use Highway Cascade on the Paradox Casino! Locked, all attackers take moderate damage! Action: Use Highway Storm on the Paradox Casino,
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 12/20 HP. Has 1 Armor. Radiation: I
[PZ-a] ConsumerOfAll: 11/20 HP. Has Alpha (5) Armor. Radiation: I
[PZ-BOSS][-GATEKEEPER-] Chara, the Angel of Genocide: 9,999/9,999 HP. Attacks: 4. Knife Cluster Spawns: 16 (+2 per turn). Death's Aura: 1,000 damage to all enemeis per turn! 'Refusing' all attempts at murder-find an alternative way to defeat him!
Shield of Murderous Intent: 0/150,000 HP (+10,000 HP per turn). Can be penetrated, but failure to do so incurs counterattack! Radiation: I
Suit of Knives: 0/444,000 HP.
Knife Clusters: 10,000/10,000 HP x14; 9,000/10,000 HP x5; 5,000/10,000 HP x1; 1,000/10,000 HP x1; 92% Integrity.
[AZ-G] Godmodder477: 24/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 106/150 HP.
[???] Earth 2.0: Infinite HP. Airborn. Ascension: IIIII. [AZ]: 0/600,000 HP. [PZ]: 0/600,000 HP. [GS]: 0/600,000 HP. [H]: 0/600,000 HP.
Distance to Yggdrasil: 3655
Link to the Forge Thread! Please go here for any questions you need to ask, or any other possible nullpost-worthy item, to cut down on nullposts.
The Armory (in the spoilers)
[||||] The Power Cleaner: READY. Owner: Bomber57 [AZ]
[|||||] The Zeroth Ball: READY. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[||||] Traho: READY. Owner: The_Topazian [AZ]
[|||||||] Mask of Agony: IN-USE. Owner: Hezetor [AZ]
[|||||||] Decayed Heart: READY. Owner: crystalcat [AZ]
[|||||||||| |||||||||| ||||||||||] Alchemical Symbol: READY. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[|||||||] Weath Ray: READY. Owner: Battlefury13 [PZ]
[||||] Cutlery of the Cooking Gods: READY. Owner: Battlefury13 [PZ]
[|||] Golden Aster: READY. Owner: Jyanpu. [AZ]
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Collectionism 4/50
Hamilton OST && Dueling Pistols = Ten Duel Commandments 3/??
The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence = Line of Sight 7/14
Vampire Knives && Railgun && Stopwatch = Scarlet Devil 7/11
16,000/125,000 Lv. 3
I experimentally grab Chara's hand and make them stab themselves once in their neck, once in their mouth, and then force fluoroantimonic acid down their throat, finally shoving their face into a tank of fluoroantimonic acid. If they refuse...
I jump up to the Earth, changing the emergency teleport's destination to its proper place in UA, then toss Chara at the earth. It's probably not gonna fly, but hey.
Golem: Hey, did we ever establish whether Uzi could deal banning damage to Richard?
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My current avatar is my fursona version of Jax.
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Well, as I expected, UserZero found the obvious counter to our only attack plan against Chara, and now we are down one dream-strike device and have no way to beat Chara.
Not true, there are rumors of other means to attack him/her/it. One group is planning to protect an entity until it can charge up a Chara-killer, and another is attempting to figure out how to negate the curse.
Neither will work. Nothing can protect an entity against Chara except dodging (which said entity cannot do), and Curses cannot be negated (trust me, I tried at least a dozen times).
You know there HAS to be a way to beat it, otherwise it wouldn't pass the OP Scale.
Really? Godmodders can just ignore it whenever they feel like it. Chara can ignore ANYTHING we throw at it. The Incarnate? its superlaser bounces off, then it dies in one hit. The ACNTT? Its superlaser bounces off, then it dies in one hit. The Secret of the Void? its superlaser bounces off, then it dies in one hit. the ONLY way to not die is to dodge, and none of those 3 entities are capable of dodging. If we somehow gathered 10 people together and spent a 500 point charge specifically for the purpose of anhillating Chara, it wouldn't gorillaing work. And there are good odds that people are going to try anyways, and fail.
Three words: No Limits Fallacy. Namely, just because we haven't seen any limits doesn't mean that none exist.
We certainly tried everything already, right?
No one's tried a 500 post charge, or dropping a final boss level entity into the mess. Granted, there IS a 50% chance that it bounces with no effect, but there is a 50% chance it might work.
Whatever. We certainly aren't in a position to try. The only way I can think of to kill Chara is to bully him into killing himself, as he will refuse to refuse his own death in such a case. However, IF I somehow beat UserZero's unbreakable curse, that would result in UserZero having grounds to permaban me on account of making a "small child" kill himself, because apparently its immoral to make any child kill themselves, even if said child is a mass-murdering psychopathic God of Genocide. So that would be our plan if this God of Genocide survives for five more rounds, because by then it will have snowballed out of control.
Right now, we have several ways to launch an attack that can beat Chara:
1) Overload Ampersand's God Complex so it fires off instantly before Chara realizes the threat and instantly kills it.
2) Break the Curse, hoping that there is a secret weakness in it.
3) Summon The Glitch, and hope it causes Chara's ability to glitch out and not work so we can kill him.
4) Go back in time before Chara gained the refusal ability, and either kill him first or make sure that Chara never becomes Chara or make sure that UserZero can never summon her.
5) Somehow use an ability that ignores Chara's refusal.
6) Block Chara so that he is unable to contribute, even if not technically dead.
Okay, as for the methods: 1 requires a charge we do not have, 2 requires that a Curse be breakable (and since Curses are basically railroading devices, that is unlikely), 3 requires both summoning The Glitch without being stopped and not having anything go wrong (way too risky), 4 might actually work, a method for 5 doesn't exist, and 6 won't work by the fact of "NO EXCEPTIONS" for the instakill.
Method 4 should have a shot at working if we do it right, and I think I can get Method 6 to work. If we have a unit with the ability of "immune to instant death, NO EXCEPTIONS", then if Chara attacks it or is blocked by it, we get a Paradox. Since UserZero hates Paradoxes, it might shut down Chara out of fear of creating a Paradox.
So first things first, I deploy the Non-Biological Drone. Since this drone is not biological, it cannot be instantly killed on account of never being alive. It can be instantly destroyed, but attacks that instantly kill it have zero effect. It is ordered to block Chara when possible. Unfortunately, the knife clusters might destroy it, but it could still buy some time. Also, its actually another type of drone as well (since only a few of my drone types are biological), but that doesn't matter because it isnt attacking.
Non-Biological Drone: 5000 HP, 10000 Shields, immune to instant kills, programmed to block Chara regardless of allegiance.
Then, comes the hard part: going back in time to prevent Chara from coming into existence. This is a dangerous operation. The big danger is that I make Chara even more dangerous by giving her more motivation. For instance, killing her family would only make her even more determined, which though it might give her enough strength to fight UserZero's curse, would result in an unkillable hostile entity. The only chance we have is to destroy the world of Undertale itself.
Stop. Right there. That would fail in half a dozen ways. Though I want the Undertale to stop just as much as you do, at most that would make things worst, and at the very least it would get nope'd. Remember what happened when we tried to get rid of Homestuck in DTG2? It only got rid of the things that were actually helping us.
Well, I guess that means we do nothing this post. Except summon yet another of my drones.
Ultra Mega Uber Super Grand Hyper Terrific Dynamic Epic ????? Attack:
================================================== 4/50 (+2 from Twin/Scribe)
+2 to Twin/Scribe and +1 to Cobalt
Tiem 2 do sum alchemiez:
Kusarigama && Handheld Dark Energy Generator && Kusarigama = Noctem Dreadmill 1/??
Noctem Dreadmill: Consists of the generator acting like a hilt, which holds two kusarigamas on opposite sides and both scythes facing clockwise. Both kusarigamas are crackling with dark energy and their chains are retractable as well. On the generator are some buttons which controls the retraction/extension of the chains and a switch that toggles whether dark energy is being generated or not.
This used to be an anti-Chara action but this new earth situation seems moooore important so I'll just let that attack return later.
For now, I guess we can either give protection to Earth 2.0 so that it can be the new earth that it was meant to be, making us gain the public's trust and laughing rights over Zero, or we can drop it over and get a field wipe on other factions and get the public to be pissed at us.....yeah I prefer laughing rights over Uzi.
Hold on I think I have a book that has instructions on how to make the perfect barrier for this. Lemme just find it in my bag and...ok here it is. "How to Make the Perfect Barrier for When You Want to Protect Earth With It." Let's see here...
Materials:
5,000 Stacks of Sticks. Check.
50 Stacks of Iron. Check.
50 Stacks of Gold. Check.
50 Stacks of Emeralds. Check.
50 Stacks of Diamonds. Check.
100 Stacks of each Redstone devices. Check
50 Stack of each color of Wool. Why do I need this? Still, check.
1,000,000 Stacks of Nether Stars. ....oh....oh boy. Uhhhhhhh....excuse me for a sec....
*Wither spawn sound plays for about 64,000,000 times*
Ok I'm back. Oh yeah don't worry my bag can literally carry an infinite amount of items in it. Now for the steps:
Step 1: Throw the materials on the ground
Step 2: Flop on the ground like a fish for about 30 minutes, while spamming "MAGIKARP" on chat repetitively.
Step 3: Google for a definition for "stupid" and state it on chat 5 times while doing something stupid.
Step 4: Shout "I WET MY PANTS ON A DAILY BASIS" on chat for as long as it takes for at least ten people to make a response to your statement.
Step 5: ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Step 6: Profit
...this better work...
I then follow the instructions, throwing all the materials on the ground(which made quiet a mess, yeah), flopping on the ground while spamming "MAGIKARP" on chat for 30 minutes, entered "stupid: lacking intelligence or common sense" on chat 5 times while trying to make a creeper and an ocelot breed and make an ocelot/creeper hybrid(which I completely failed in doing so. I couldn't even get the two to be near each other), and shouted "I WET MY PANTS ON A DAILY BASIS" on chat until 10 people reacted to my statement, which probably took less than two minutes to happen.
Once the 10th response appeared, all the materials suddenly started to shine. After 10 seconds, they all shoot up into the sky, and towards Earth 2.0, but not all the way as it stops for at least 1 mile before touching Earth 2.0.
All of a sudden, Earth 2.0 is now covered by a barrier of iron, gold, emerald, and diamond. There also seems to be many redstone powered turrets on the barrier all facing outside...which...fires...sticks...guess that's where those went. There's also a rather colorful spinning tape made of wool orbiting the barrier. Oh, I think there's something written in black wool on th-
...why?
A little rundown on what I just summoned:
[AZ] The "Perfect" Barrier:
HP: You decide
Specials:
IN CASE this needs mentioning or something, this barrier will allow modifications to Earth 2.0 itself from non hostile and non PZ actions to pass through. This barrier will instead take damage if it does stop a hostile or PZ modification from happening. I dunno, just feeling a lil' bit...paranoid.
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Small Nuke && Flowers II Grass II Mushrooms II Saplings II Bone Meal: Reset Bomb 11/16
PS2 memory card II EXP: Memory is the key 3/??
"I will not just roll over and let an outside force dictate the results of my actions."
Side plot importance!
The Man appears in the middle of the battlefield again. I only have access on Mobile for the next couple of weeks, so pretend the formatting is in place.
"Well. I was planning on leaving for a bit. Then this happened. I am very, very disappointed.
I propose a truce: Godmodder Slayers, Anti-Zeros, let us unite in order to save the Earth."
The Man takes out a can of Graffiti, and writes all over the Barrier:
"Damage reduced by 25% beyond this point."
Basically, until someone removes the paint, all things outside the barrier have 25% defense. This can be removed by any player action, but is immune to entity actions.
CAPTAIN FALCON TEACHES DR. DR. DR. DR SOMETHING THAT INVALIDATES THE VERY POINT OF HIS NAME: YOU DO NOT ADD ANOTHER DR TO YOUR TITLE IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE DOCTORATE. THIS INCLUDES WHETHER YOU HAVE FIVE, TEN, TWENTY, OR THIRTY FIVE DOCTORATES.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Walking Turret 6/10
Fancy Baby Velociraptor 3/7
I don't know which to be more ashamed about now. The fact that Captain Falcon dodged my attack and pummeled me, or the fact that I lost a wrestling match to a convenient axe. But no matter the situation, nothing could get my hopes up anymore. Cause I pretty much failed at a lot of stuff. The two best things I did was kill Bob Ross (though he was made of paper and possibly not sentient) and kill a Squirrel (who admittedly was a sharp shooter). I look at the chaos ensuing again. I look at the four sides clashing. I decide why not be generic for a second or two while thinking of something creative to do.
I start mining, looking for lava. Once I find some I get a bucket out and build a little wall for it. A three block wide wall that faces towards the battlefield. I mine a hole through the middle and place the lava at the top of the middle wall, where the hole is. Then, I take out a bow and fire and aim arrow through it. I try to guess where anyone of importance might be at, but I don't know, so I just aim down the lava, aiming the bow with hope, with determination, that I will actually, finally make an impact on the game. Then I accidentally don't fire the arrow, but my bow. My bow gets chucked through the lava, and lands right in the middle of the field, hitting no one. Knowing that I failed, I decide I might as well help who ever gets the bow, and I chuck the lava through the lava as well. The arrow accidentally hits the Genesis Dog. I start crying and curl up into a ball,knowing that was not the intent of the shot whats so ever.
Engines pumping and thumping in time.
The green light flashes, the flags go up.
Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup.
They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank,
Fuel burning fast on an empty tank.
Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns.
Their prowess is potent and secretly stearn.
((I likes this idea. I'll vote for it. New Courier isn't working so italics for the Outer God))
Nyarlathotep glances at Erelye, looking at him with a slight bit of amusement
I suppose we haven't, my apologies. Well allow me to properly greet you your... what was it again, ...Imminence?
The Outer God makes a gentlemanly bow to Erelye.
You sure have been busy haven't you? I mean, you've already found your descendant and have schemes, mighty impressive my friend.
I have a proposition for you. I think you'll like it.
I'd like to join your fun little group of madmen on two conditions.
If you won't have me for just sheer gracing you with your presence, I have something that you'd like very much.
How would you like a way to exist in this world without expending your presence?
Nyarlathotep extends his hand out preparing to make a deal with Erelye.
FOCUSED
The planetoid Earth 2.0 has gained a complementary anti-attack defense system using hard light. Courtesy of the Manhattan Corporation. This defense grid will create a hard light object to counter an attack upon Earth 2.0 with an ease unheard of in blocking. Powered by a combination of nuclear energy and dark occult magic, it is highly versatile for any use. Giant baseball hurtling towards your loved ones?, instant catcher's glove. Missiles locked upon your nation's captial? Hard Light Phalanx. A verbose and irritating speech? The Manhattan Corporation can create a hard light muzzle for the speaker and ear muffs for the audience.
If you would like to own one in the near future just wait a while, the Manhattan Corporation will be setting up a mobile office command center sometime soon upon the Zeroth Server.
No refunds for accidental deaths/dismemberment/mutilations or other travesties, we are not responsible for any ungodly horrors taking notice of you and your puny civilizations. Ask your local historians and politicians if Manhattan Corporation goods are right for you. Thank you, have a wonderful day, and remember the Black King is with you.
Charges
Deal with an Outer God : 47/50
Heheheh 7/50
A Smiling God 2/50
Assists
+1 to Ninjatwist, +2 Toast
Alchemiter
Tendril of an Outer God && Alchemiter = Grimdarkimitter 6/11
He ate the bread that he made from stone
He fell from the Temple, never broke a bone
Bowed down to the Emperor and watched as former King was overthrown
He sits alone on his throne.
Diluvium AND energy condenser 2/16
Levis Ignis AND energy condenser 7/16
Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 13/16
13/20 for a space station
13/50 for an open deal?
40/50 for Initiation
+3 to ninjatwist
The King of All Elements looks up to the sky, and fires a massive rock into the air, which splits into a bunch of smaller rocks, creating a large obfuscating field of boulders in the sky which intercepts attacks heading towards New Earth
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Deus Noctem && Life Shaver II Machine Gun = Deterio Inclina 13/16
Dualizer && Heaven's Gate && Devil's Sunrise = Dual Balance 12/13
Broken EA-32 && Machine Gun = SF-44 3/6
+2 IGN, +1 Toast
The Artist and The YandereKnight Time 31/50It's Just a Game 11/50
Save the World... Sort ofA ton of Fishies on Earth 32/50I get in a sword fight with Chara using the Nerf Bat. (Don't ask.)
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out
http://minecraftnoobtest.com/test.php
War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
The Update is done! And I have one thing to say to you all: DEFEND EARTH!
That is all.
===== ooc =====
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The Hero's Sword && Master Sword = The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 16/16) DOne.
The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = Unh0iing (Level 15: 16/16 HYPE
Big Book && Storywriter's Pen && Scrolls of Knowledge && Forgotten Tome && Adventure's Journal && Collection of Myths = 5/9 The Book of All Adventure (Level 8:
=====
ACTION, FOCUSED
I simply focus. Really hard.
And then, i fire the weath ray at earth.
I then quickly flash to outside the walls.
Battlefury13: Hey, people, those cultists running around?
Battlefury13: Figured i'd share a few facts.
Battlefury13: Fact one: They are summoned by an eldritch abomination along the lines of Cthulhu. To be precise, the Crawling Chaos. Just figured i'd say that.
Battlefury13: Fact two: Those cultists? Yeah, they arent speaking of their own free will. They are being controled by something very close to, but not, and in fact worse than, mind control.
Battlefury13: Also, note the fact that they are called cultists. Recall all the tropes regarding cultists, if you will.
I then quickly teleport back to the battefield. I proceed to seek out a hazel tree. Then, once i have found a hazel tree, the name of the hazel, i proceed to pour a circle of ink around it, before burning it down.
===== to be crafted
The Hero's Sword && Villains Edge = Storylines Edge lv. 25
The Hero's sword && Undyne's Spear && Determination = Undying Lv. 2
====== semi-useful junk. =======
The Saints row [7]
Gemblade [8?]
Life-Drain spellbook [5]
Gravity Gauntlet [7]
Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10 Passive: 1+ armor
Falls [9] >fine of the Gravity Gauntlet
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5] Special: Rolls a dice to determine the number of rockets fierd
The Hero's Sword [10]
Charges========
6/50 arf 4+ from best godmodder
16/50 Boss Summon: BRINGER OF DEMISE ) 4+ from best godmodder
10/50 Dog. God.+3 from consumer 4+ from best godmodder
1+ to Engie
2+ to consumer
Charge Pool: The Dog will use one 1+ from each plus, and use it to charge an ability. The rest will be given to random players, or converted into extra dog-only Stock
Stock: Starts with 1. Start
Machine part: Starts with 1.
Bullets/bombs: Starts with 0.
All immunitys are temp. or can be surpassed with a strong enough debuff.
Fast Clock. Immunity to slowing or time-based. effects granted to target. Requires a "stock"
Regeneration Potion. Give target regen. 1 stock.
Poison Potion. Poison Target. 1 stock. Will only use if told via costumer.
Dispenser: 2 machine parts. Provides healing, and provides 1+s to one entitys charge.
Level Two: 4 parts. Heal two targets, and 2+ one entity, or 1+ two.
Level three: 6 parts. Provides minicrits, in addition to 3 healing targets, and 3+/1+x3
Antidote. Grants basic damage over time resist. Including such things as burning, oddly. Alternately, remove one stack of a strong enough debuff. Needs one stock. Does not cure mark of dog.
Minisentry: 1 Machine Part, attach a 5000 HP minisentry to the target. Minisentrys die with the target, and attack with 25% of the target's attack.
Sentry: 2 machine parts, 10000 HP, attachs to target. Same as mini sentry, except with 30% of targets attack.
Level Two Sentry: 4 Mach. parts. Attachs to target. Same as above, except 20000 HP and 35% of targets attack.
This will be expanded later.
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
[RP AND ACTIONS]
The RSM Information Robot does the same as last time, if it's still alive.
ConsumerOfAll: Uzi, especially with the whole Earth thing, we probably need some entities on the Battlefield this turn.
uh...
Seriously, what should I do here? I don't want Uzi to look bad but I don't want Earth to stay dead, either. I did give a small contribution to the the Save to Earth charge, but I didn't think it would go this wrong. Oh, well. I'll attack Earth soon, but it will be second priority to the Casino, and Ampersand.
Right now, I have to get that shiny mind-control from Ampersand. Ampersand already knows this, and probably doesn't trust the power-hungry Alpha Godmodder with its mind control. This is why, as Ampersand expects, I hold my hand up, before a massive gravitational vortex surrounds us both, before sand flies up, and turns into a sphere trapping us both inside of it. This may or may not resemble one of Ampersand's attacks, which was done unintentionally, by the way. I flashstep out of the sand vortex, while Ampersand is choked by the latter part of its name. The gravitational vortex then suddenly becomes a magnetic vortex that strangely doesn't pull in my alchemies, only my bullets and projectiles. Now, guess what my strife specibus is.
If you guessed railgunkind, you're right. I also have a few others, such as wands and a few that I stole from other Minecraft players, and people who threatened Homura or Madoka, but that's irrelevant. Now, railguns use magnetism to fire their weapons, and the anti-targeting of my alchemies doesn't break my railguns, which means, all the shots fired at Ampersand will hit stronger and faster than they would usually.
I then load a bunch of iron sand into the Grief Railgun, before firing it at Ampersand, who is again, choked by the latter part of its name, as well as Grief that so happens to carry the power of a Level 15 alchemy smashing directly into it. While Ampersand probably isn't saddened that much by grief, grief can fuel universes, and prevent entropy to a certain degree. To prepare for a later part of this attack, the grief goes into Ampersand, disrupting the temporal energy inside of it and dealing further damage. While Ampersand is surrounded in iron sand, I take Reliance, which has just completed, and throw it into Ampersand. It crackles with electricity, causing the iron sand to light up, and start burning away iron sand. I then take the Replica, and stop time, before standing around, and doing nothing for what should have been a minute.
More random explanations with Consumer. You see, the Replica works by intercepting the flow of time, hourglass style. It stops time by stopping sand inside an hourglass inside of it, and rewinds time back by up to a month by spinning around the Hourglass. Now, as I'm stopping sand, and Ampersand has somewhat of a sand theme, I'm stopping energy inside Ampersand, as well as it's body, from flowing correctly. This causes the stopped energy to start deteriorating rapidly, which causes large portions of Ampersand to start disappearing into aether. The iron sand also disappears for unrelated reasons, its purpose as damage, and a carrier of grief has been done.
Speaking about grief, time to use the grief inside Ampersand, which conveniently didn't disappear with the random portions of Ampersand. The sheer amount of energy inside of the grief sparks up, and flows through Ampersand, taking more energy out of it, into the magnetic vortex. It flares up, and non-alchemy related metal, even non-magnetic metal for whatever reason starts being taken from the Battlefield, slamming straight into Ampersand, before crushing it and causing it to take suffocation damage. This continues to compress until the gravity gets too much, and the debris starts folding in on itself, completely and utterly crushing Ampersand. A piece of Saurite then flies up from the ground that I'm pretty sure is laced in it, and hits Ampersand. I have no idea what this does, but it isn't healthy.
I then pray this is enough damage to penetrate my armour, and force Ampersand to counterattack me.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS]
The Unnamed 25/30 (+2 from Battlefury) ==============================
Memories of a Dreamer 10/40 ========================================
Openly Sourced 1/50 ==================================================
(Lance && only my railgun) || (Staff of Restriction && Vial of Skytears) == Reliance (Level 13: 14/14) ============== COMPLETE!
Saurite && ESP Railgun == ??? (Level ??: 1/??)
Saurite && Diamond Sword == ??? (Level ??: 1/??)
+3 to Battlefury
[BREAKDOWN AND OOC]
(Wait, wouldn't reallyjoe's dad be the one who looks like an idiot than UserZero if the AZs, for telling the players that Earth 2.0 would kill them?)
[INVENTORY]
ESP Railgun (Level 4), Coin Launcher (Level 3), only my railgun (Level 8), Grief Railgun (Level 15), Replica of Homura's Shield (Level 10), Reliance (Level 13)
My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
[AA]: Mookrush.
[PZ]: A paradox a day keeps continued existence away.
[GM]: Welcome to Pain and Suffering. (pls join)
28/50 Ultra-Decorrupter (+1 me, +1 My Factory)
43/50 {REDACTED} (+1 me)
34/50 Avatar Project (+1 me)
+3 nulitor
(OOC: If the evidence is decorrupted, it is likely to lead to an Injunction that stops UserZero from attacking the new Earth. So please give me assists to protect Earth!)
New problem: Earth has been created, but is about to crash into the planet unless someone stops it. Normally, I would support a UOSS-type crash-down to wipe the field, but A: it ignores Chara due to its anti-everything abilities, and B: its Earth, and we need to save it. So we need to protect it.
Or, we can begin colonization now. With the help of Phalanx, my drones were able to create a small-scale replication of SCP-2000, a replication system designed to recolonize New Earth in the event of a K-class Scenario. This replication is henceforth teleported onto the New Earth to begin recolonization, and begins creating humans, who begin initiating colonization. Aiding this is the use of T-sinks around the Hostile target zone on New Earth, which transfer temporal whatever from that area (potentially delaying damage to the Hostile area on New Earth) to the replica, allowing it to operate at 10x efficiency. Within the first 10 minutes of operation, 10000 colonists are produced.
These colonists pose a problem, as people are unable to attack it and then claim that they didn't attack innocent civilians. Making matters worse is the fact that the civilians may actively get in the way of incoming attacks.
Colonization Barrier: 10000 HP, +5000 HP per round from extra production, attackers may be unable to attack due to civilians in the line of fire.
Commander's Orders: The Avenger prepares to defend Earth. But since the Avenger is not designed to tank attacks, it instead focuses on attacking everything shooting at the planet. First, the squads are dropped: an elite squad of 2 Grenadiers, 1 Ranger, 1 Specialist, 1 Sharpshooter, and 1 Psi-Operative. Then, the Gatekeeper arrives as an alien mercenary. With a staggering 25 health and 4 armor, it is nearly indestructible, and can either blast an enemy with its beam for 12000 damage, or raise 10 dead Rookies as zombies (they have 3 HP instead of 1, but only have a 10% accuracy with their attacks). Then, the rookies show up.
Now that the entire team is here, time to use them. The target is defined as the first entity to attempt to attack Earth, or if no one does it, Captain Falcon (who is a disgrace to chains of command everywhere), and should be able to attack them before their attack is launched. Before the attack, the Specialists provide support, with one giving an accuracy boost to everyone and another using Restoration to heal everyone. They also attempt to save someone who died and should have been saved (they have a chance to save operatives that get killed, leaving them with 1 HP, if I remember correctly). In this attack, the Andromedons first use Acid Lob to weaken the target's defenses, and the Grenadiers follow up with their Heavy Weapon special attack. Then, the Sharpshooter delivers a Headshot attack, followed by the Rangers assaulting the target with Reaper if possible, or if the target happens to be airborne, their guns. Lastly, the Psi Operatives act. They each use Stasis on all units attacking Earth other than the target, to significantly reduce their damage. If there are still psi operatives left afterwards, they will go down the following chain of actions, doing the first valid action: casting Stasis on Schrodinger's Ultron if he actually follows orders and bodyguards to reduce the damage he takes, attempting to use Mind Control on Chara (assuming it actually has a chance of working against him), reanimating one of Chara's kills 2 rounds ago (unless that ability got cut), and shooting at the target along with the rest of the team (inflicting Shock stacks as well).
Schrodinger's Ultron, as hinted at above, is ordered to bodyguard Earth. Yes, he is airborne, under the Flying Brick rule. And yes, he is a loose cannon who only has a 50% chance to actually follow orders. So really, he only has a 25% chance of guarding anything.
I case the Earth 2.0 in a giant chocolate egg to protect it.
The Informer uses Guns Akimbo! on RSM Information Robot X and Genesis Dog.
Marvel of Machinery: 33/50
Hush: 4/50
The Secret of the Gungeon: 4/50
It's High Noon
I keep working onto rebuilding the earth 33/50
I keep doing a level system based on rudisplorking 9/50
Initiation 27/50(+14 from various people)
alchemies
Cloack of love && Green blood gives Emerald Cloack of Blood 4/5
WISE FROM YO GWAVES && soul of the lord nooooooooopelemental gives NOPE BACK IN YO GWAVES 5/16
T1 && zone of control gives ??? 2/??
I help crystalcat three times.
Then thanks to T1 I use temporal stasis on each inhabitant of the earth thus making them immortal and unable to do anything.
Then I make a commoner railgun(search for it on the internet if you wish to) and I make it throw poles toward earth to accelerate it toward its destination.
Then I decide it is not the right way and I use twin thief instantaneous sleight of hand acceleration of poles.
: The first thief(instantly for a free action) grab the second one and place it 3 meters further then the second one restart and so on making the two thieves have any speed then they throw a pole toward the earth and then restart.
they are ordered to throw poles faster and faster toward the earth to make it go faster and faster(the faster is the earth the faster the next pole have to be to accelerate it)
Then I see a problem: the earth mass increase while accelerating due to relativity and due to the additional mass of the poles.
I first start by breaking relativity thanks to the zone of control then I make two antimatter thief do the same thing as the matter thief but with antimatter poles.
This allows the poles on the earth to be cancelled by antimatter poles thus causing explosions increasing the acceleration of the acceleration of the earth.
Then I decide that I could accelerate better the earth by making propellers powered by matter and antimatter combination.
I go on earth and warp half the earth in a cute antimatter matter propeller.
Then before tazz have the time to nope it I fuel it with the rods(in 6 seconds an infinity of matter rods and antimatter rods comes) thus making the earth zoom at insane acceleration acceleration then I use the warp zone to make it go in hyper warp drive for going even faster then I remove the cute antimatter matter propeller by turning it back in what it was before anything have the time to nope my action.
Then since earth is not at all fast enough I summon many level 20 monks that have the feats spider step and could step and so who can go at infinite speed.
Then I use the epic seed: life on the earth thus making of it a living creature.
Then I give each monk a power stone of fusion and then they all fuse with the earth adding up their speed and health(and now the earth have all the monk abilities but all that for only 20 rounds but since the health of a monk is around 100 the gained health is negligible).
Then I still find it is not fast enough and decide it would be better in red and so I cast polymorph on the earth to turn it in a rabbit then I paint it red(thus making it faster) and polymorph it back in a rabbit and so on until it have speeds so much high painting it in red is not even sufficient for increasing its speed.
Then I decide that is just not enough sheanigans and I cast twinned greater celerity and twinned time stops over and over gaining an infinity of actions and of virtual turns then since that is just not enough actions I use the warp zone to make me infinitely faster then I use the zone of control to make time go even faster where I am then I use T1 to cast steal supernatural ability on a sarrukh thus gaining the power to give any power to anybody I want then with that newly found power I give an simulacrum of me the power to give me any power and then he use it on me to give me the power that at each time I do an action its results manifests one second before I start it and I gain an infinity of actions before that action.
At that moment I nickname myself: Idiot destroyer of time.
Then I keep going back in time with each infinity of infinity of infinity of infinity of infinity of infinity of infinity of infinity of infinity and so on an infinity of time actions
With all those actions I cast countless contingent spells who will accelerate the earth when it spawns and I create countless self triggering sentient spells who think on how to accelerate more the earth and impossibly huge amounts of varied epic teleport spells and epic travel seed based spells to make the earth go toward its destination faster.
then I discover I am stranding further and further in the past while setting up all that and I see the old earth explosion but backwards and then I see the old earth I decide to put it in my pocket by making it alive and polymorphing it in a rat.
Of course that will have no real use to store the old earth but I am a hoarder.
Then I finally find avatazz who discovered that I was doing horrible stuff to the cannon.(you know it is harder to follow people going the wrong way on the time highway)
They tell me "Stop that idiot! You do not have the right to keep the earth nor to travel back in time this way"
I tell back: "I do not care about rights I just do stuff".
-Stop doing that or we will have to remove you.
-Try doing that I have countless defense spells and so many actions.
-You could have solved that pacifically but you are an idiot.
The Avatazz regroups and then start their dance of negation.
Turn -34254789878675348756
nulitor hp: 10/10
Actions: infinity
Defensive spells: Protection against everything,Syron dancing shield,contingent greater arcane fusion.
5 Avatazz
hp:5/5(That is player player hp so it means an attack must deal at least 16 000 000 damage to harm them)
Their dance of negation cancel protection against everything.
I use shapechange stacking to become immune to everything.
Turn -34254789878675348757
nulitor hp: 10/10
Actions: infinity
Defensive spells: Shapechange stack,contingent greater arcane fusion.
5 Avatazz
hp:5/5(That is player player hp so it means an attack must deal at least 16 000 000 damage to harm them)
They use nope nope nope thus making me lose the Syron dancing shield
Turn -34254789878675348758
nulitor hp: 10/10
Actions: infinity
Defensive spells: Shapechange stack,contingent greater arcane fusion.
I tell them that they are long before the era where tazz gmed.
And so that if they stay there tazz will be obligated to gm the spinoffs that happens before dtg origins
The Avatazz reply that they do not want that and let me alone but not before using their powers to steal me the earth.
Then I have some quiet time.
I am far before the invention of the op scale and of the godmodding rank.
Suddenly someone appears in front of me.
He wears a top hat and is a gentlemen but his top hat seems so much magnificent it seems that only a godmodder can wear such a hat.
I tell him "what is your name?"
He reply back "Yes we have not been introduced to each other my name is David Alexander and I am better at godmodding than most others"
-My name is idiot destroyer of time.
-Why are you there?
-Because I traveled here and you why are you there.
-It is easier to escape limbo if you go somewhere where there is no gm.
-Would you mind if I ask you a service?
-You would need a proper way to pay me back: souls are worth nothing and most material wealth are easy to get.
-If I make you a fine hat can you help me to move earth 2.0 to its destination: an orbit around the sun.
-I first want to see the hat you can do and I will help you proportionally.
I start by taking fabric of reality then I use my hand like an hammer to forge the fabric in waffles that I then turn in strings with a pattern unmaker.
Then I take those strings and I start weaving it with geometric spirals to make tiny cravates.
Then I make tiny hats with the tiny cravates.
I finally make a Top hat from those infinitesimal hats thus condensing insane amounts of classiness
I then use the warp zone to make the top hat more comfy and stylish according to the new trend defined by 500 individuals(me and a bunch of simulacrum of me).
I give this hat to David Alexander and since the majority of people at this era are simulacrum of me it means that it is more trendy than his hat.
He watch the hat and says it seems fine.
Then he throw on the ground his old hat and take the new one.
For some reason I take the hat on the ground and put it in my hammerspace.
Then I ask him if he can help me on my plan.
He says "Yes I made a Super planetary puller to pull the earth 2.0 toward its destination however if the gm notice its existence it will stop existing but it will pull the earth for each real life day it is left unnoticed"
Super planetary puller 7/7 HP
Have godmodding powers but no godmodding rank.
Pull the earth 2.0 for each real life day where the GM do not notice this entity.
I say thanks you to David Alexander then I try to think to a way to come back in my era.
David Alexander with his godmodding powers knows what I think then he tells me
"If the GM see you again you will be removed from this game unless you gain a new cosmic identity I have the same problem as you right now and I know that the solution would be to come back in limbo and to steal cosmic identities to the guardians of the limbo which is quite impossible for me because getting in limbo weakens people enormously"
~Charges~
That's Pretty Boss. 5/50
DOSH 6/25
Who gives a damn about paradoxes anyway? 22/50 (+16 from Bank amount)
+16 in reserve (pricey, revan, megaminer)
~Alchemy~
-NOP-
1+ to Hezetor, +1 Revan +1 to Pricey
~Toast makes a call. Random localised time anomalies can wait.
~T: So...I hear you got roads.
~T: Yep.
~T: Okay.
~T: Alright.
~T: No.
~T: Er... No.
~T: I see.
~T: Go on.
~T: Yeah.
~T: Sure.
~T: Bring them in, I guess.
Now that important phone calls are over, ~Toast can do important things like... I don't know, pillage? Who even knows what this gal is up to these days?
Suddenly, a bunch of builders descend from the sky, and begin mass-building roads on Earth. They chuck up an absolutely massive DETOUR sign, directing attacks towards the closest other celestial body, which happens to be a rather large asteroid.
~Inventory~
Spoiler (click to hide)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
Sodarayg (Level 10)
Source of Confusion (Level 10)
The Scrapper's Armory (Level 10)
Wildfire (Level 10)
~
Red - Level 1 - 41'000/50'000
Blue - Level 1 - 0/50'000
Yellow - Level 1 - 0/50'000
x4'000 on single digit taking entities.
Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?
Supercool993 looks into the sky in awe
Not going to lie, I was not expecting this. I suppose the question now is, now what, I suppose maybe try to finish Chara like I've been trying to do for a while but my theory of the curse's location is weak at best, maybe I could strike at the casino but there's no telling what that would do, and then there's Earth 2.0, I could defend it but I'm sure others would do just the same.He sighs
You'll never know if you don't try.
He holds out his hands and his body vanishes leaving behind a 1/3 of a pixelated heart coated in the same blue energy of his body. Then his regular whole body reappears behind Chara and reaches into their SOUL.
There you are.
He then proceeds to pull Chara's spirit out of said SOUL, hopefully, causing their body to drop to the ground as there is no longer a driving force behind it due to Frisk leaving and Chara no longer in control.
Theoretically this should also take care of the Curse of Obedience I believe it was called as the search done simply showed Chara's face as it was and the spirit driving the SOUL is Chara.
His body projection then vanishes and reappears around his SOUL.
The SOUL Thief 9/50
+3 to PitTheAngel
Mankind Redefined
Not Enough America: 5/50 [NNNNNNNNNN]
Immediate Panic Required: 16/16 (+9 from Supercool) (finishing early because new things)
+20: 19/20
-We now return to the Divine Work Station-
CoolestBrother: Okay, and the effort is done, Earth is restored.
StepMaster376: Shame we couldn't help out
MistressSarah: ...Ohhhhhhhh god. Please no.
Coolest: Wait, what, why? Why do Earth not orbit?
Sarah: Okay, everybody just stay calm, there is a perfectly logical way to solve this proble-
Step: Team-specific health bars are trying to add incentive to destroy it :((((((
Coolest: OH, GOOD. THIS IS REALLY GOING TO END WELL.
Sarah: First order of business: Defenses. We need something that can block attacks against the offense enough that it can reach the proper location.
Step: Didn't we have those old protector ships that could create barriers?
Coolest: I thought those were small-scale. Those aren't gonna be nearly enough to block that for an entire... "five turns"? What is this measurement of time even?
Step: We have the resources. We can repair it to probably be good enough to achieve that
Coolest: Plus, the bodyblocking rules mean the ship itself can divert some attacks!
Sarah: Wouldn't having one of those ships getting destroyed lead to some other bad effects?
Coolest: Nonsense! They probably have much better things anyway, and it wouldn't be that hard to repair it with the cheaper materials.
Sarah: The 72,000-Coin materials. For just each engine. Of six.
Step: Wouldn't trying be the best course of action here? After all, we're supposed to manage Pit's research on this war, and I think that everyone here would have the same response. Everybody else in the room, what do you think?
MagiciaryMichael: Save the earth! It's not magical, but we still need to preserve it!
TimeSpaceTactician: It would be most logical to, indeed, keep the earth alive for the continued perseverance of the timeline.
AnimeIsReal532: Yeah, yeah, save the earth and all that! I totally was paying attention and not watching anime with my computer! No, of course not! ...I'm not fooling anyone, am I?
hexadecimAngel: Earth? Not be saved? Surely, you jest, but that's only a 23.59% chance you are.
Altis: If Earth is dead, how am I going to prove that I'm not one of your angels? We have to save Earth, preferably right now.
Step: Looks like everybody's in agreement.
Coolest: I'll get to repairing that ship now, if you don't mind.
Sarah: ...Okay, sure, let's do that.
Sarah: (Hopefully this turns out as well as I hope. My master tactician's intellect tells me this won't have nearly as good an advantage, but everyone disagrees...)
Refurbished Protector Ship [N]: 75,000/75,000 HP.
ATK: Incapable of such an act.
PASSIVES:
It's a Spaceship: It's airborne. That should be obvious.
Shield Generation: The old system that would perform this has been upgraded to hopefully block enough in order to defend enough of the Earth. +10,000 HP to Protectorate Shield each turn, which defends Earth.
Inefficent Blocking Attempts: The Protectorate Ship will attempt to bodyblock the Earth, with 33% efficiency instead of 50% because of the use of inexpensive parts.
No Other Purpose: Once the Earth has left (or, regrettably, destroyed), this ship will automatically leave the field.
Diluvium AND energy condenser 3/16
Levis Ignis AND energy condenser 8/16
Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 14/16
14/20 for a space station
14/50 for an open deal?
41/50 for Initiation
+3 to tabbune
The King continues throwing rocks up into the atmosphere, making even more interference. (As a note, this interference is not a barrier, but rather makes ANY attacks towards ANY of Earth's bars have a static miss chance.)
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.