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That was the last thing one of the R copies remembered before falling through a portal and into this... Desert? Odd. Seems like he landed next to a, "Richard".
R: Well then...
R: This...
R: Seems to be even more chaotic than the one I came from.
R looks at the current situation, a sandstorm desert with Chara, the Angel of Genocide, Plenty of knives, A Casino Bound to cause a Paradox and a whole lot more that I won't even bother to go into.
R: Best to choose the side that's probably going to win.
--R has joined [Anti-Zero]--R turns to Chara, the Angel of Genocide, and Fraissa, running towards the group with a quickly summoned Wooden Staff.
R: Try tricking it into hitting itself. Have you tried that yet?
[Stats]
[Charges]
Flames of Uncomfortableness 1/5
[Entity]
N/A
[Inventory]
Wooden Staff Of Useless Magic: A weak staff used for casting (useless?) magic.
[Alchemies]
N/A
(Heyo, I found this and I'll just sorta scooch in here as a [Anti-Zero])
And then suddenly Gandalf the Grey,
And Gandalf the White,
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight,
And Benito Mussolini,
And the Blue Meanie,
And Cowboy Curtis,
And Jambi the Genie,
Robocop,
The Terminator,
Captain Kirk,
And Darth Vader,
Lo Pan,
Superman,
Every single Power Ranger,
Bill S. Preston,
And Theodore Logan,
Spock,
The Rock,
Doc Ock,
And Hulk Hogan.
All came out of nowhere lightning fast,
And they kicked UserZero and her godmodding butt Infusion 8/50
Extremely Powerful Cannon That Deals Zany Amounts Of Damage And Can't Be Deflected Or Blocked Or Redirected And Will Always Hit Its Target No Matter What Lel[insert newbie comment here]:
================================================== 50/50(In case you haven't figured it out yet, this was both started and fully charged in the same turn. Keep reading though.)
I then fire the EPCTDZAODACBDOBORAWAHITNMWL[insert newbie comment here] at the Paradox Casino. However, the charge hacking ended up making the cannon break down before it even fired, making its attack be as strong as a 1 post attack instead.
Yeah it's all just flavor text for a 1-post attack. If that's not allowed, then I'll just dropkick this cubical ball of iron into the paradox casino instead...
Oh and +3 to Twin/Scribe again.
For the Every-Dimension Portal which is two posts below this one, I'll be nominating a Giant Bedrock Hamster Ball That Is Also Transparent And Is Containing One Million Bulls All Running Cooperatively So That The Ball Can Keep Rolling Without Any Interruption From The Inside.
....what is up with me and things with long names?
I'd be suprized if Tazz posts around this time, since finals are coming up.
I haven't done my 2nd post all this time! I've gotta get a second lick in.
Action 2/2
Shock Trooper Part B: 31/50
An Era of Peace 9+15=23/50
I heard I had +18 left uncollected from some outside source, so I'm marking them down here. Feel free to tell me if I'm wrong!
I +Assist Pionoplayer's charges!
Rotik Nexusruin [Lvl.9 Assault Rifle]: 4/10
Shielder's Salvation [Lvl.7 Medigun]: 4/8
Sky Edge [Lvl.7 Axe]: 4/8
With my charges out of the way, I can attack Chara.
I use my Apex strength to perform a brutal but commonly seen maneuver: I use Neck Break on Chara!
Ninjatwist_ broke your neck.
-9999 HP
+Dead
Just in case you didn't know (and as Kayne could attest to if he were here), this is an instant kill, and not only that, it's a PERMA-KILL, which means that once it happens on you, you're dead for good! Not only that, it's a guaranteed hit, meaning that it's down to RNG wether or not you die or not if it's in the enemy's movepool.
Well, it probably won't instantly kill Chara, but it's likely to do some degree of damage.
The Mysteryman: ================================================== 33/50 [ATTACK] (+2 from Krill, +1 from Cobalt)
The Interface: ================================================== 32/50 [ATTACK] (+2 from Krill, +1 from Cobalt)
The Campfire: ================================================== 22/50 (+2 from Krill, +1 from Cobalt)
The Hole: ================================================== 50/50 SUMMONING...
I +2 Krill and +1 Cobalt.
Ultra Greed, the Saint of Clutch, uses ???. Sandfall Ampersand uses ???.
The Scribe walks forward, without much fanfare, pulling the power of a completed fifty-post charge from the tips of hammerspace. Amber light congeals around the Scribe, with everyone realizing that he's about to deploy the charge given to him as compensation for the untimely destruction of The Pact. The Pact that was sealed, even in death, with the purpose of allowing beings that should not be into this universe. The Scribe laughs at everyone's expressions. "Oh, no, don't worry. I'm not summoning Omega Flowey again. In fact, I'm not really summoning any powerful entity at all."
The Scribe grins. "You're going to be the ones that summon the entities now." The Scribe snaps his fingers, and a tall box descends from the sky, slamming into the ground. Concealed by rigging and machinery, the Scribe punches some numbers on archaic computers and pulls a complicated mechanism out from the box, unlocking it. Steam pours from within, pistons creaking and groaning as the true device is revealed from within. "It's a fairly simple machine. I mean, I just had to base it off of the portal-based research conducted through my earlier exploits into other dimensions. It's a localized quantum destabilizer meant to exploit patches and gaps in the programming of a simulated continuum, folding code onto itself to intentionally create glitches, which lead to shortcuts through reality."
The Scribe flicks some levers, and machinery begins to whirr. "In short - it's a hole. A hole punched through this dimension, and into another." The device looks like a bigger and more advanced version of a Nether Portal braced with machinery and made of complex metal. Built into the ground surrounding the portal is a triangular foundation with three columns capped off by dully glowing stones. "All I need to do is turn it on, and we should be good to go." The Scribe runs his hand across some levers at random, and then punches a button labelled "DO NOT PUNCH." The Scribe looks in alarm, but then realizes that there's a button next to it labelled "PRESS IF YOU PUNCHED THE 'DO NOT PUNCH BUTTON'", so he presses that. The Scribe sighs in relief as electricity sparks across the ends of the portal, which howls into life as an explosion forms through the portal's aperture.
Flickering kaleidoscopic light is visible throughout the portal. The triangular foundation extends up even further, connected to a series of computer terminals. The Scribe adjusts his goggles. "Good. We're ready. I've done research on similar machines - everydimensional portals. They spit out anything the user can think of. I've long dreamed of creating one, but being able to pull anything from any dimension is too... chaotic. There's really only one dimension I can think of that is perfectly suited to such a machine." The Scribe inputs 'UNIVERSE 953' onto the terminal, and the portal lights with fire in a color no one has ever seen before. The Scribe laughs.
"Alright, Dimension of Weirdness. Show me what you got."
[???] The Every-Dimension Portal: Infinite HP. Ideas: None.
The Every-Dimension Portal, inspired by the Everydimensional Portal, is an extremely odd entity, as is evident by its lack of an HP bar or any attacks. It's just a portal into Dimension 953, the titular "Every-Dimension," known as such because it contains an infinite amount of just plain weird beings, objects, locations, and so on. It's been used several times throughout this game in the form of OOC shenanigans - someone comes up with a non-sequitur phrase, like "solar-powered battleship crab," "ancient waffle mages," or "severed pig's head on a stick." What the Every-Dimension Portal does is take these player-generated phrases and summon them onto the field as literal entities.
Here's how it works.
PASSIVES:
Generation: The first phase of the Every-Dimension Portal's "attack pattern" is generation. During this phrase, it's up to you - the players - to suggest entity ideas. Dimension 953 works, as I said above, by making a being made of random words. Some other examples just generated on the memo are "Ditch, the Dog Witch", "walnut marquis," and "twenty to forty vans that combine to form the Vanzord." There are no rules except that what you're summoning can't be a thing that exists in pop culture, like how normal entities usually are. You need to think of this own your own.
Democracy: The second phase is democracy. I will pick what I think are the three best choices, and those will be the candidates for what the Every-Dimension Portal will summon. The three glowing stones will light up, each holding a different idea. Once again, the task will fall to the players. You will vote on which entity you think is the best. What's determined as "the best" could be which one sounds the coolest, which one you think would have the most power, which one's the funniest, or something else entirely. Every vote gives that entity +5 charge points of power.
Arrival: The third phase is arrival. After a full turn of democracy has passed, I will tally up the votes. Whichever entity gets the most votes will be summoned to the field through the Every-Dimension Portal with a charge equivalent to number of votes * 5, since every vote gives +5 charge points. Naturally, this caps at a charge of 50. This entity will become a full-fledged entity whose stats I will personally create. Its faction alignment will be randomly decided. Once the entity dies, the whole process begins again, going back to the generation phase.
The Struggle Continues: In case you somehow haven't figured it out yet, this looping process will start over and over again. Forever. And ever. Until the end of time, or this game, whichever comes first. And since the Every-Dimension Portal has infinite HP, like the original Everydimensional Portal, there's only one way it can be stopped - and that's if the playerbase voices disapproval at the Portal's continued existence. If people start to think the Portal should be removed, I'll hold a vote on if it should be truly removed, and that will be that. My hope is that this thing becomes a mainstay of the game, and something that can provide cool shakeups from time to time.
ATTACKS:
None.
SPECIAL ATTACKS:
None?
With that said, I leave it up to all of you to suggest some ideas!
I don't know if I have to make an actual post and not a nullpost in order to contribute an idea to the Every-Dimensional portal, but regardless of that I would like to suggest a group of 4 blobfish with tutus on while they somehow break dance and play Nickelback songs. Their names are Mooky, Dooky, Uooky, and Evan. They are traveling musicians and often preform musicals for people.
There's a distant cracking sound as Joshua is sent rocketing far off into the distance, slamming into a far-off wall so hard that the wall crumbles into fragments, hit with the force of roughly one humanoid travelling at very high velocity. A moment passes. Then, over from the dust where he was presumably sent to, slowly, surely, he gets back up. Only, one thing. There's a rather large chunk of his body missing, in the shape of a fist. His body looks to be in the middle of self-destructing, as he stands up, staring across the battlefield. And then, in less than a second, he's suddenly present back at the battlefield again, just as injured as he was when he wasn't there.
"...That one hurt. Guess you already knew that, just from looking at me... heh. This isn't my first time dying, true, but... this one hurts a fair bit more than I thought it would. So... guess that's it for me. This time around, at least. The 50 post charge that let me be here isn't strong enough to bind my presence anymore."
Despite his being incredibly injured, Joshua can't help but grin.
"Relax. Just because I ran out of health here doesn't mean I'm gone forever. Trust me. I intend to be back. But for now... this is goodbye. Here's something to watch for y'all. I suggest you start with the first one, and bear in mind that this won't make sense if you haven't been part of the second war, as certain people have nicknamed it."
His body crumbling apart, turning into blue crystals, he reaches up to his head, and seems to... extract something from there. Suddenly, in his crystallized hand, he's holding a set of tapes. Four of them, to be precise. And then, he suddenly isn't holding them anymore. They're on the floor. And then, transported elsewhere. To the Forge. Where they'll be nice and safe from any risk of the raging war destroying them. Seeing that the tapes are going to be available, and a bit of backstory is about to make way... he sighs. And then disintegrates into blue crystals, which burrow into the ground and seemingly vanish. Strange elemental energies are still present in the air...
Which Walker promptly uses to set her sword on fire, then stab Captain Falcon with.
There's a distant cracking sound as Joshua is sent rocketing far off into the distance, slamming into a far-off wall so hard that the wall crumbles into fragments, hit with the force of roughly one humanoid travelling at very high velocity. A moment passes. Then, over from the dust where he was presumably sent to, slowly, surely, he gets back up. Only, one thing. There's a rather large chunk of his body missing, in the shape of a fist. His body looks to be in the middle of self-destructing, as he stands up, staring across the battlefield. And then, in less than a second, he's suddenly present back at the battlefield again, just as injured as he was when he wasn't there.
"...That one hurt. Guess you already knew that, just from looking at me... heh. This isn't my first time dying, true, but... this one hurts a fair bit more than I thought it would. So... guess that's it for me. This time around, at least. The 50 post charge that let me be here isn't strong enough to bind my presence anymore."
Despite his being incredibly injured, Joshua can't help but grin.
"Relax. Just because I ran out of health here doesn't mean I'm gone forever. Trust me. I intend to be back. But for now... this is goodbye. Here's something to watch for y'all. I suggest you start with the first one, and bear in mind that this won't make sense if you haven't been part of the second war, as certain people have nicknamed it."
His body crumbling apart, turning into blue crystals, he reaches up to his head, and seems to... extract something from there. Suddenly, in his crystallized hand, he's holding a set of tapes. Four of them, to be precise. And then, he suddenly isn't holding them anymore. They're on the floor. And then, transported elsewhere. To the Forge. Where they'll be nice and safe from any risk of the raging war destroying them. Seeing that the tapes are going to be available, and a bit of backstory is about to make way... he sighs. And then disintegrates into blue crystals, which burrow into the ground and seemingly vanish. Strange elemental energies are still present in the air...
Which Walker promptly uses to set her sword on fire, then stab Captain Falcon with.
12/50 A Youkai that may be the most powerful character ever created
6/50 Right Foot Let's Stomp! For Real this time!
To Save The Earth, one Charge at a time Saved and Completed Expended
1/50 The First of the Eight Non-robot masters
+16 saved
+3 Revan, let's Save This Earth
Mega Mushroom II Invincibility Star: True Mega Mushroom 16/16 (I believe you said this was level 15)
The ultimate in one turn buffs. Massive raise in attack power, and invincibility. What's not to like? Other than the long charge time. COMPLETE!
Small Nuke && Flowers II Grass II Mushrooms II Saplings II Bone Meal: Reset Bomb 10/16
PS2 memory card II EXP: Memory is the key 2/??
"I will not just roll over and let an outside force dictate the results of my actions."
Side plot importance!
CAPTAIN FALCON GRABS ONTO WALKER'S SWORD AS IT'S COMING IN FOR THE STAB. "CAPTAIN FALCON ASKS WHY YOU BELIEVED THAT ATTACKING SOMEONE WITH FIRE, WHEN THEY ATTACK WITH FIRE, WOULD BE EFFECTIVE?"
CAPTAIN FALCON DEMONSTRATES ONE OF HIS FLAME ATTACKS BY COVERING HIS ENTIRE BODY WITH FIRE, BURNING THE HAND OF WALKER IN THE PROCESS.
"CAPTAIN FALCON WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO THE CHARGE CAPTAIN FALCON HAS BEEN TRYING TO USE FOR A WHILE NOW. CAPTAIN FALCON USES COME ON! YES! ON WALKER."
WALKER IS SENT BACKWARDS IN AN EXPLOSION.
To Save The Earth, one charge at a time (Since the next time Revan posts gives us a full 3 people, I'm going to give my part now):
Around the time I posted last, a Man suddenly appears looking over a ruined, decimated planet.
"This is going to be fun."
The Man points out his hand, as if he was poking a hole in a piece of paper. He then adds his left hand to the mix, and begins to widen.
Below, next to the planet, a large rip appears that widens drastically. From it comes a large sphere. And a noise.
The sphere has some gaps, which are promptly filled by the remains of the planet.
STATUS OF THE EARTH: ALIVE
NEEDS TERRAFORMING
"Well, my part is done. Talist? Revan? You'll have to do the terraforming, otherwise this might fall under the OP scale's umbrella. See you guys later."
Suitably well dressed, though still inexplicably still wearing her ballcap, Canon approaches Chara, the mute girl twitching manically as she bats away a bevy of attacks from the current turn. The curly-haired woman smiles softly, whistling to the demon who wheels towards her with a snarl, brandishing a kitchen knife.
“Woah there, friend. I’m here to play a game. I’m not going to hurt you. Violence is so passe.”
Normally this satanic little pixel-girl wouldn’t entertain such foolery, but her lifeless eyes soften at the change in tone contrasting with the rest of the battlefield.
“Wonderful, now that I’ve got your attention…” Canon mutters with a smirk, snapping her fingers. An oblong table springs forth from the ground, with two rows of peppers arranged side by side. Canon points to each pepper in turn, from left to right. “Bell, Banana, Pepperoncini, Padron, Poblano, Jalapeno, Hungarian Wax, Tabasco, Habanero, Ghost, and the Mystery pepper. The game is simple, you eat one, then I eat one. The one who gives up first wins.”
Chara, unable to speak, instead pulls up a chair by the bell peppers, slamming her knife into the table and splitting the wood.
“Wonderful, shall we get started?” Canon asks, opting to stand, watching as Chara takes a zealous bite of a bell pepper. The woman follows suit after the girl, dabbing her lips of bell pepper juice with a napkin. “That wasn’t so bad. Next, a banana pepper.”
Chara takes it and downs it, barely even chewing. Canon follows suit.
Chara takes the Pepperoncini and chews it up with gusto. Canon follows suit.
Emboldened, the demon girl takes the Padron, Poblano, and Jalapeno and stuffs them in her mouth, her eyes immediately watering as she slams the table with a fist. Canon, in contrast takes her time with each, savoring the spicy, almost teasing Chara with her composure. “Give up yet?”
… And down goes the Hungarian Wax, Tabasco and Habanero. The pixelated Satan-child slinks to the floor, tears down her face. Canon leans over the table, the ridge of an eyebrow raised. “You alright there? Need to call it?”
She shakes her head, and shoots back up from under the table, her face a mess of snot, saliva and tears. She roars a mute roar and takes the ghost pepper into her mouth. The moment her teeth pierce the skin of the black, oily pepper she… screams, her sternum pulsing red. The pain was so intense she grew a sound file for it. Canon just pops her own ghost pepper into her mouth, chewing on it furtively before swallowing, only a bead of sweat drawing a line down her forehead. “Well, Chara, continuing is poorly advised at this point. Do you give up?”
Half-blind, Chara gropes towards the table and grasps the Mystery Pepper by the stem, managing to halfway jam it up her nose before getting it down the right hole. Canon watches as her sternum pulses and expands, the red outline of the pixels of her heart becoming visible through her ribcage. With a loud, wet squelch, her heart bursts from its prison, twitching and flailing against the bullet board. Canon smirks, feeling the flow of time begin to wash sidewards, then back, reversing to the start of the pepper eating contest. Chara glowers at Canon with death in her eyes, then begins screaming once more.
“I must have got you with the resiniferatoxin pepper. It’s so spicy not even time travel can fix it, and you can forget about milk. Have fuuuuun~”
Canon stands and walks away, leaving Chara to her fate, downing another Fire Resistance II potion for good measure.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
DtG: Neutral, just wants to see that big tree in the middle.
Your flavour text lacks zest. Perhaps you should add some intelligence, hmm?~
Huzzah, huzzah, one and all, thsi stupid update is finally done (OK it was technically done yesterday but I was very tired at the time), and DTG0 is finally moving on! Please note that UserZero has opened up an interesting proposition for you.
I would HEAVILY recommend editing your posts in correspondance with the new update-in particular, anything regarding the Radar Overseer is defunct, as he's dead. There will be an update tomorrow (or at least one will start tomorrow), and UserZero has opened up a new offer, amongst other things.
Collectionism 3/50
Hamilton OST && Dueling Pistols = Ten Duel Commandments 2/??
The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence = Line of Sight 6/14(checked earlier)
Vampire Knives && Railgun && Stopwatch = Scarlet Devil 6/11
16,000/125,000 Lv. 3
Golem: So Chara, I have a question.
Golem: Why wouldn't Omega Flowey have been vulnerable to your attack?
Golem: I can understand it not working during our invulnerability phase, sure...
Golem: But it certainly wouldn't make sense after we were gone.
Golem: And I doubt that it would have anything to do with game balance...
Golem: Especially considering how it ended.
Golem: Which leads me to a conclusion aided by many other details.
Golem: The fact that you responded to my previous mention of Asriel.
Golem: The statement that Asriel would aid in dealing with your second phase.
Golem: The fact that, at the very end of a genocide run...
Golem: You're not the one who kills him.
Golem: Oh, sure, your hand swung the knife.
Golem: But the player makes that one final decision.
Golem: The decision to advance past the text.
Golem: The decision to kill Asriel.
Golem: I don't believe that you're evil. I don't believe you're a demon or an angel of death.
Golem: I believe you had reasons to do what you did.
Golem: Your best friend still likes you.
Golem: You're the only person who understands Asriel, Chara.
The Golem then notices something...
Golem: ... Oh.
Golem: I'm kind of bummed out that we have to take a third option. Fourth option?
Golem: Did those even count as options?
Golem: I don't think they did...
Golem: I mean, it's this whole thing with choice. Our perceptions, Tazz's suggestions, and what, at the end of the day, Tazz is willing to accept.
Golem: So at this point, my perception of choices has gone from murder to diplomacy to not diplomacy.
Golem: The real question now is what form "not diplomacy" takes.
Golem: Especially considering how useless all these hints seem retroactively.
-Uzi exposition-
Golem: What.
Golem: Eenie meenie miney-It's the asterisk isn't it.
Golem: Uh, Richard.
Golem: What can you make out?
Golem: You went to college, go look for an asterisk or whatever symbol the Curse of Obedience takes. Which I'm guessing is an asterisk. Because reasons.
-G.Aster results-
Golem: Ugh. Look, I know that it's a good idea to bring newbs into the game.
Golem: I also know that being elitist is terrible, and I shouldn't.
Golem: That being said, I still disagree with your decision.
Golem: And really, I saw it happening from the moment you announced the semifinalists.
Golem: Three people whose posts you snipped, an attack that wasn't even aimed at Uzi to begin with, and a newcomer.
Golem: Frankly anyone who had shown up and so much as written one sentence you deemed worthy would have won in those semifinals.
Golem: But it's Godmodder damage, and people are frankly almost within rights to feel miffed about it.
Golem: Spoils are honestly almost entirely for bragging rights, because nobody uses them.
Golem: Bfurry, Bomber, Crystal, Topaz(Where are they anyways), Hezetor(Leveling system, I guess. And you didn't exactly let them give the spoil away.) And me, I suppose.
Golem: People are bound to be upset if you choose something they don't want you to.
Golem: Side note, the notion that tossing a dirt block is creative is basically the same thing as saying a thrown stick is somehow interesting by virtue of it dealing damage to Uzi.
Chara's at-this-point usual reaction of having his eyes twitch but not really move continues. You have a feeling this is more his acknowledgement of your speaking and not anything really meaningful.
Richard is unfamiliar with a curse specifically for obedience and says as much flat out.
Godmodder477: Most godmodders don't need a whole freaking Curse for brainwashing, it's inefficient.
Godmodder477: In other words, good luck. I have no idea what it would be. Godmodder477: That being said, for some reason I doubt it's the asterisk, as otherwise she'd have control over Notch, and...Yeah.
Terrain: Desert. Every turn the temperature raises for +20%, and summons one Desert Obelisk. 3 Obelisks = Special Event. 100% Temperature = Entities get burns.
Weather: Sandstorm. Airborne entities damaged every turn, Evasion lowered, entities have a 10% chance of hitting the wrong entity.
Events: Throne Wars, may ignore/null your post if you don't make a throne, and Sandfall, which is Egypt-in-a-nutshell.
Godmodders: UserZero/Uzi/Hera Ω, Godmodder477/Richard G, ConsumerOfAll α, $HaveARottenDay$ Δ, other guys you most probably won’t fight.
Bosses: Chara (Gatekeeper, can instakill)
Important stuff: the Earth is destroyed (I blame Richard) so you are basically your character (Except if you are a dimensional traveller), the Wall seperating everyone from civilization behind it is REKT, Uzi is no longer vulnerable because the turn ended, Sans got killed by Richard, Twin (Again) made another crazy Illuminati boss called Sandfall Ampersand.
/null
Hostile is not a valid player allegiance! The Throne Wars is long over! Other than that, mostly correct.
+Everyone Loves Bob Ross: No player or entity can target Bob Ross with an attack, nor can Bob Ross be collateral damage for any field-wide or AoE negative effect, regardless of lethality. +Polite Discourse: Any attempts made to harm Bob Ross's current player are automatically directed towards another player of the GM's choosing. -Opinionated: If Bob Ross's player does violent stuff, Bob Ross can leave the player for another. -Karmic Death: Bob Ross can be made to disappear or vanished by entities with appropriate special attacks, but the player that orders the disappearance gains the [Evil] attribute.
INVENTORY: Portrait of Charian Gray: Has no mechanical significance. Or possibly all of it. Who knows. Backpack: Component. Tow truck array: Component.
CHARGES/ALCHEMY/SUMMONS:
+3 to Crystal.
ENTITY ACTIONS:
None.
PLAYER ACTIONS:
1.
2.See below.
Canon is sitting at a drafting table, doodling on an elaborate blueprint relating to some pepper-associated attack on Chara, having long since learned to tune out the noise of war burgeoning around her. Something pricks her ears through the clamor though; the sound of Uzi shouting in Rage, intense heat, and then the yelling.
“Where’s the Golden Aster?”
None of my concern, I’m only concerned with advancing the push to Yggdrasil.
“Who has the Golden Aster?”
Crystal should, that was a fantastic attack--
“Who’s that new guy, and why does he have the Golden Aster?”
Whoa whoa wait what. Canon rises from her chair, snapping her fingers and summoning a pair of binoculars, scanning the field. They weren’t wrong, some fool dressed like Donald Duck has the aster. She throws the binos away and calls Bob Ross over with a snarl. She begins digging in his afro, standing on her tiptoes to reach, eventually finding what she’s looking for, the ball of star stuff connecting Bob Ross to the Plot Development, intrinsic to all entities. It only takes a split moment of quick thinking for her to formulate a Psycho-Portal out of nothing, slapping it on the silvery ball of narration and diving headfirst through the tiny doorway.
She comes out fist-first, from his monitor, into his face, bowling him out of his chair. Wasting no time, she straddles his chest, slugging him repeatedly square on the nose, first breaking bone, then painfully jamming those broken bones, flaring already screaming nerve endings, causing him immediate and unbearably singular pain such that he may pass out. She punctuates each punch with a single phrase.
“You’re wrong!”
“You’re wrong!”
“You dun f***ed up!”
“You’re wrong!”
“You’re wrong!”
“You’re wrong!”
“You’re wrong!”
“You’re wrong!”
“You’re wrong!”
“You’re wrong!”
“You’re wrong!”
“You’re wrong!”
LAST TURN RECAP:
I made a portrait of Charian Gray, also some components for an alchemy.
FLAVOUR:
Canon emerges from Uzi's lair dressed in a fancy suit, straightening her tie. Unspeakably dapper.
OOC:
No nullpost this time.
You waste your time and fail to come out of any monitor whatsoever, given that you are almost positive that there are no other universes with such a deep connection to Minecraft as your own!
There's no way the spoil can change hands, ever, in case you were wondering.
The Hero's Sword && Master Sword = The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 14/16)
The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = Unh0iing (Level 15: 14/16
Big Book && Storywriter's Pen && Scrolls of Knowledge && Forgotten Tome && Adventure's Journal && Collection of Myths = 3/? ???
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Instead of doing anything constructive, i stop to laugh at Canon's screw up. I proceed to engage in Schadenfreude with much of the server, all of us laughing at Canon.
Then, i teleport Canon to a Stadium of Schadenfreude, a place where tf2 players can laugh at the person in the Stadium enmasse. They laugh for hours, and hours...
Until one of us dies from laughing.
Shocked, the crowd is convinced that Canon used her "laughing powers" to make the man laugh to death, even though an anti-magicoranygimmicks field is up. I then commit the crime of kicking her in a bottomless pit, while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!" Of course, said crime is promptly cleared up by how nice my Strange Scoped Spartan looks.
Hint: The buttom of the pit not only exists, but is made of lots of dogs.
The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB lvl 8 bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10 Falls [9] Wright [7] Gambler's Gredideir [5] The Hero's Sword [10]
Charges========
1/50 arf
11/50 Boss Summon: BRINGER OF DEMISE )
2/50 Dog. God.
1+ to BRINGER OF DEMISE: TOPAZ
2+ to Consumer
Charge Pool: The Dog will use one 1+ from each plus, and use it to charge an ability. The rest will be given to random players, or converted into extra dog-only Stock
Stock: Starts with 1. Start
Machine part: Starts with 1.
Bullets/bombs: Starts with 0.
All immunitys are temp. or can be surpassed with a strong enough debuff.
Fast Clock. Immunity to slowing or time-based. effects granted to target. Requires a "stock"
Regeneration Potion. Give target regen. 1 stock.
Poison Potion. Poison Target. 1 stock. Will only use if told via costumer.
Dispenser: 2 machine parts. Provides healing, and provides 1+s to one entitys charge.
Level Two: 4 parts. Heal two targets, and 2+ one entity, or 1+ two.
Level three: 6 parts. Provides minicrits, in addition to 3 healing targets, and 3+/1+x3
Antidote. Grants basic damage over time resist. Including such things as burning, oddly. Alternately, remove one stack of a strong enough debuff. Needs one stock. Does not cure mark of dog.
Minisentry: 1 Machine Part, attach a 5000 HP minisentry to the target. Minisentrys die with the target, and attack with 25% of the target's attack.
Sentry: 2 machine parts, 10000 HP, attachs to target. Same as mini sentry, except with 30% of targets attack.
Level Two Sentry: 4 Mach. parts. Attachs to target. Same as above, except 20000 HP and 35% of targets attack.
This will be expanded later.
You are stopped by Bob Ross, and our dear friend Canon now immediately regrets creating him as he's doing nothing in her hands. That's one usage down...
Now just entering the battlefield, I notice Paper Bob Ross! Seeing such a sight gives me a enough determination to finally finish my not so humble abode! Deciding that I don't need it and being such a Bob Ross fan, I give the Small House to Paper Bob Ross! Suddenly though, as soon as Paper Bob Ross steps into the house, it disappears into the ether! As it turns out, the house was also a huge fan of Bob Ross, and it wanted him all to itself, so it teleported them both into nothingness! I will never understand how houses think sometimes...
(Technically, this isn't an attack, since I 'gifted' Paper Bob Ross something that I didn't know would hurt him. Although also technically I did attack him sooo.... I dunno if this'll work or not.)
But, then I begin to think about how I just lost my house, my shoes, and Paper Bob Ross! Almost instantaneously, I'm thrust into a blind rage! I rush towards the nearest entity, which just so happens to be the RMS Information Robot X. Having no weapons on me, I rush towards it with my fists punching it as hard as I can and....bleeding all over the place. Somehow a small drop of blood managed to get into one of the wires and run all the way down into the mainframe of the robot! Blood works in mysterious ways...
I begin to think of something to calm me down from this rage, which just so happens to be a baby velociraptor wearing a tophat, bowtie, tuxedo top, and a monocle of course!
Fancy Baby Velociraptor 1/7
...And that's the other. You remove the Paper Bob Ross from the equation entirely, never to return as it erodes from Void damage, as does the house.
You then deal 8,000 damage to the Information Robot via blood. This SOMEHOW destroys the outer plating!
==Turn 1==
Level 3
Ante Matter: 100,000/125,000.
==Alchemies/Charges==
Darkness: 17/50.
Charge #6: 11/50. (+1 from Tabbune)
Evidence Decorruption: 50/50, waiting on another player.
+3 to Crusher.
Metal Rod || (Never Tell Me the Odds && Pure Probability Energy) == The Betmaker 7/14
Module && Miniature Red Sun == Red Sun Module 4/16
Boots && True Essence of Speed == Boots of Surpassing Movement 3/11
PREVIEW: (Magic Cueball && Computer && Searchable Database && Multiversal Wikipedia) && Essence of Knowledge && Green Sun Plasma == Transitory Omniscience Mechanism
(TOM for short)
This engine is basically meant to grant even greater knowledge -- the Magic Cueball is fused with a database and a Wikipedia-analog to make its vast knowledge searchable, indexable, and otherwise less obscure, then mixed with a computer to provide an interface. The Green Sun Plasma is there because the Green Sun is the sun most closely linked with omniscience, while the Essence of Knowledge is there to sort of tune the results.
==Action/RP==
Crystal cues up the Pure Magic Eye, searching for the symbol of the Curse of Obedience. He also shouts over to Richard, "Hey! I suggest you try and find that Curse symbol, Chara is wiping the floor with us over here! Besides, you just ranked up, why not flex your newfound power a bit by helping us grab and destroy that Curse so we can actually keep some entities on the field?"
==Entities==
(Magic Cueball && Computer && Searchable Database && Multiversal Wikipedia) && Essence of Knowledge && Green Sun Plasma == Transitory Omniscience Mechanism (Level 25: 1/26)
I'm not sure how useful this will be, but Green Sun is involved.
For some reason, you come up with a picture of Chara's face, exactly as it is, right now.
You are not entirely sure if that is the curse symbol or not.
It was at this moment when Francisco yelled.... I DID NOT MEAN THE ANCESTOR!
Seriously, I said Fallen Archangel, not just Archangel. I did not mean the Ancestor, but a half-godmodder.
Oh, right, almost forgot. "Half-godmodder" is how I call someone more powerful than a hacker, but less powerful than an alpha godmodder.
I hope this prevents any confusions!
/null
Well, the Archangel did take a fall.
Mild infodump: Hacking is for chumps. A Godmodder and a Hacker are not mutually inclusive terms at all, as Sans was definitely not a hacker in any way yet is still a full-on godmodder (or, was). For that matter, even if you are referring to, say, The Fancy Adventures of Jack Cannon, that STILL doesn't make sense as those Hackers and Godmodders, while seemingly related, are entirely different things altogether (as for one, a Hacker is basically a squishy wizard but Godmodders are nigh-on impossible to harm).
Iron Sword || Obsidian Block = Obsidian sword - 2/??
Something Worth Trying = 3/5
Entity - Fujiwara no Mokou = 1/10
I instantly summon a random turret on the battlefield, directing it rit towards Chara. Charging up, a volley of super pointy, super sharp homing knives fly right towards them; fighting fire with fire!
Chara casually catches the knives, creating a new Knife Cluster for himself. You can't win at everything.
@tazz: The guy in that post was most certainly NOT Dimentio. Dimentio is the prince of the Dark Carnival, and probably watching the glorious accumulation of paradoxes getting ready to spill itself outwards in Minecraftia. (or where-ever it is that you have him. He IS a GM-controlled NPC) But nah, he's not Dimentio. I definitely wouldn't call Dimentio "nondescript", would you? That color palette is VERY distinct, as is the whole being 2D thing.
Diluvium AND energy condenser = super water orb thingie 1/16
Levis Ignis AND energy condenser = Whatever complicated name tazz is going to give it 6/16
Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 12/16
12/20 for a space station
12/50 for an open deal?
33/50 for Initiation
+3 to ninjatwist
I was more indicating as a quick gesture that, yes, the guy in there was Dimentio. I wasn't referring to your other mystery jester at all.
I like your names for your alchemies better than mine.
Ok so i know it said that we cannot speak about how uz did "something" in the bedroom with cannon but i literally cannot think of what uz did cause
after i agree on one i think of a even crueler version also uz can become a man? how would this effect the game? and most importantly wheres ma drink.
CHARGES:
Soul Fortress:17/50
DETERMINATION:3/50
Upgrade to charas toy knife:2/10
UserZero's ability to genderbend herself is one she doesn't use often because It's gorillaing Stupidtm but, yeah, I agree, there is no end to how bad it could get. BUt let's not speak of it further, again.
You find your drink on the ground. It is Lemonade, iced and ready to be drunk, free of anything gross.
Ker wakes up and destroys the two gates he made. The future one so Archangel can't come back, and the Bar one because there can be only ONE door in every universe, so he technically made a paradox by creating another one.
Next, he reminds Crystal and Golem that Chara is a soulless demon. She's empty. Just like him. Psychology won't help them on this one.
At last, he waits while everyone finishes what they're doing so he can begin his three-hours-long speech.
Ladies and gentlemen! I would like to start off by reminding you of our dear ancestors. Must of you know their names, but I will still tell them.
The Psi Godmodder.
The Gemini.
The Archangel.
The Player.
The Soldier.
The Alchemist.
The Hidden.
The Kerbal.
The Spelunker.
The Veteran.
The Sleuth. He points out at him, in the back.
The Captain.
The Renegade.
The Scientist.
The Commander.
Now, I have been searching for MY ancestor. Because, ancestors are your echoes, your doppelgangers. They are you, in some way. And they can be found in four places.
Space. The other planets and galaxies.
Time. The past.
Soul. The split personalities.
Reality. The dimensions and alternate realities.
So, I searched, and searched, and guess what I found? No ancestors. Anywhere. In. This. Goddamn. Universe.
But, I found out the explanation. I do not have ancestors, because I AM an ancestor. And so I found my descendant. May I present to you, this Earth's descendant of mine, FRANCISCO SCARAMANGA JUNIOR!
Francisco_Jr has joined the game.
A person spawns next to Ker. He has light blue eyes, blond hair and light skin, wears a black shirt, white trousers and a white coat.
Idiots and idioticos! I guess there is not a welcome party for me? Well, anyways, you are going to regret ever doing something against Aer'Kethri.
It's Ker'Athri, Franc.
Doesn't matter. Go on, continue the speech!
Francisco summons himself a bag of popcorns. Ker looks at him with annoyance, then continues talking.
The next matter is, the King of All Elements. Looks like I am going to regret ever siding with the Goatstoppers. Because, well, he was the big star of the Elemental Ascendance. And I think I can demask it now, because we are going to die anyways, and that Cthulhu flower is dead.
It all started with the OverPowered King. He created the Elemental, planning to transform it with six people and their six elements.
Battlefury. Oblivion.
Ninjatwist. Nonexistence.
Nyarly. Chaos.
Consumer. Grief.
The Walker. Void
And me. Darkness.
We were supposed to join into one being.
We were supposed to defeat the False God.
We were supposed to be great. But guess what? Like our friend over there said.....
Ker's eyes turn solid black, like someone replaced them with black quartz spheres.
I T
W A S
A L L
J U S T
A
J O K E !
They turn back to normal.
And what would I suspect? Hell, I was siding with our enemies, although Consumer and Battlefury were there too. By the way Fury, sorry for that Temmie attack, I forgot that you are on our side. And sorry Consumer for being a total moron. But it does not matter anymore. Now, the King of all Elements will kill us all. And Hera will probably kill me too, for being in contact with the Elemental Ascendance. But, I prepared something special....
So, may I have the last word, FRANCIS! DO YOUR BEST!
Francisco throws the popcorns on the ground and places four rails in a circle. Then, he takes 101 TNT Minecarts and places them all on one rail block. At last, he walks through them.
FRANCISCO YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT YOU IDIO-
ERROR: This bananabus has crashed
Ker'Athri has left the game.
Francisco_Jr has left the game.
UserZero has left the game.
Godmodder477 has left the game.
[Everyone else has crashed too]
Because this would be a perfect opportunity to escape, that doesn't happen. The game starts itself again.
Everyone has joined back. And because of that crash, something special has happened....
Ted Cruz, the Killer of Zodiacs. 1/1 HP. Unkillable: True. Hate for Zodiacs: ∞
This entity of pure hatred has only been made to oppose Ampersand's „Zodiac“ attack and kill the ancestors that appear. Every turn, he gains +1 HP. He only gets vulnerable when Ampersand is dead, and the person who kills him gets the title „Trump's Acolyte“. Have fun.
Also, Francisco's sheer irritation power that is over 9000 combines with the crash's powers, making an attack against Ampersand and the King of all Elements.
\=========|STRUCTURES/BUILDINGS|=========/
Fortress of Ker'Nor:
40 Rooms
5 Storage Rooms
7 Towers
Intangibilist's Laboratory
The Dimensional Rift
The Royal Hall (Throne Room)
Stairway to the Void
\=========|SUMMONS/THINGS FOR LATER|=========/
Darth Nihilus: 30/50 (+4 from Uzi)
Uroboros: 0/50
Plague Doctor: 0/50
\=========|ALCHEMIES|=========/
Nope
\=========|OUT-OF-GAME A.K.A NULLPOST|=========/
Tazz, what the hell is the Intangible Modpack? You forgot to tell me.
I don't know what the heck a Modpack is in the context you used it in, so let's say it is a modpack who's contents are totally invisible. All aspects of the modpack are rendered in 100% impossible to see in the visible spectrum textures.
First: The Psi Godmodder does not have a descendant (and no matter how much Richard wants, even he knows that the Psi Godmodder died without a descendant, being the ONLY one to ever achieve his heights of power). This, ergo, does not make him an ancestor. Second: The Gemini isn't correct. Gemini was his name; his title is The Operator. Also, Talist is RPing the Veteran, so there's that too, but that's being nitpicky.
Second: you fail to crash one computer of the infinity UserZero has, which isn't even the infinity UserZero is using to run this server. Technically that is true: She had at least one computer prior to being a godmodder, making her current amount literally infinity plus one, and quite frankly there's so much that she can set aside a portion, which would still be considered infinite. Ergo, your attack fails and the Zodiac Killer is not summoned, as that's broken.
I vote for the boss rush. The quicker we curbstomp the AZs with the power of bosses, the better.
The Dark Carnival need to git gud, with ~550k damage on their first turn, wait, did they just attack me in the laziest way possible? My armour is a life saver for that. Anyway, as punishment for continued existance, being bad, and attacking me, they shall eat a Power Cleaning ripoff. I take out a mop, spin it around a couple of times, before pointing it at the Paradox Casino. As this is a ripoff of Power Cleaning, an orb forms at the bottom of the mop, made out of psionic energy similar to Helmsman and Condecension, before a laser, formed of psionic energy smashes into it. Debris flies out of it before quickly being fried, before the psionic beam pierces through what remains of a wall, and fries a few clowns. It blasts through the outside. Now, the DC may think that that's that, but any notions of that are quickly proven wrong, as the beam turns around.
The same process is repeated as before, but instead slamming it a few machines, unleashing Paradox energy which further damages the Casino if it doesn't cause a Paradox, as well as burning through more of the Casino as the beam is reflected again, and again across the Casino. Some highlights of this brutality include several fountains of Faygo getting hit by the psionic beam, and being instantly evaporised, with clowns that were not vaporised by the psionic beam seen crying and a wall collapsing, as walls do. What is not what walls do is melting into psionic energy, opening up the floor due to high amounts of psionics, causing enough debris and relatively fat clowns to smash into the ground, falling several stories before dying of fall damage, and leaving a massive hole in the ground.
[ENTITY ORDERS]
The Information Robot uses Highway Storm, causing a tornado carrying many, many, shards of asphalt, before slamming into Sandfall Ampersand, the Paradox Casino if the Paradox Casino hasn't reached its threshold, and a random AZ Descendant if it hasn't, and finally Captain Falcon.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS]
+4 from UserZero The Unnamed 21/30 ============================== Magical Theories 49/50 (+2 from Battlefury) ================================================ Memories of a Dreamer 8/40 ========================================
ESP Railgun && Vial of Skytears == Grief Railgun (Level 15: 16/16) ================ COMPLETE! Temporal Crystal && Gears ((Clock || Shield) && Magical Energy) == Replica of Homura's Shield (Level 10: 12/11) ============ COMPLETE! (Lance && only my railgun) || (Staff of Restriction && Vial of Skytears) == Reliance (Level 13: 12/14) ============== +3 to Battlefury
[BREAKDOWN AND OOC] (crys pls don't stab me now @Tazz: I was expecting you to choose what abilities I get on hit including the Paradox Casino thing, but I don't particularly mind having some influence over what abilities I get.)
You Vote on the Information robot's Highway Storm thing.
Uhh, whops. You randomly gain the ability to make a roll every turn to gamble for a random passive. This can be turned on and off because it's a lot less potent than the DC version (that is to say it's more prone to backfiring) but it can still turn out well. This is 100% negligable as you haven't actually activated this yet!
15,000 damage to the Paradox Casino! 15,000/200,000 Threshold.
r=#800080]21/50 Ultra-Decorrupter(+1 me, +1 My Factory, +1 Tabbune)
41/50 {REDACTED} (+1 me)
32/50 Avatar Project (+1 me)
+3 Tabbune
So right now the big threat is Chara, who for some reason did not instantly kill the Paradox Casino. But unless Chara is somehow taken down, it is only a matter of time before he can do some truly nasty actions. EXOS, a little elaboration on that point?
Based on the calculation of Chara's attack as "instant death with absolutely no exceptions" and his defense as "ignores everything, no exceptions", Chara would win a 1v4 against The Black, The Incarnate, The ACNTT, and The Secret Of The Void in 2 rounds. And yes, I even calculated The Black's health as Graham's number to the power of itself and its damage as Graham's number (its health is so large that even if the entire Forums was converted into zeros, that still wouldn't be enough zeroes to show the number in full, and it took 10 minutes just to calculate).
Well first off, see if you can get Dimentio to go away by proving that his master would still die in one hit to Chara. And secondly, initiate a Godslayer protocol against Chara.
Chara isn't a godmodder.
Which is a statement of how much of a threat he is.
And it won't do anything. NOTHING can do anything to Chara.
I have a theory that just might work. Namely, that Chara is spamming the dreaded piece of bad game balance known as Iron Heart Surge.
You mean that ability that, though supposedly meant to get rid of status effects, can actually end any condition in the world, such as "able to die" or "vulnerable to attack"? How would that explain her offense, though?
He ends the condition of "[entity name] exists". Normally, Rule Zero would stop this by stopping or corrupting the effects (such as turning the refusal of the condition "vulnerable to attack" by encasing him in bedrock), but we all know UserZero has plenty of ways to cheat things like that.
So wouldn't he just refuse whatever we pull on him?
Not quite. Utilize Protocol REDACTED. Phalanx, EXOS needs some help with the REDACTED in the REDACTED. Oh, and REDACTED. Can't risk UserZero knowing what is about to happen and stopping it. OPERATION: GODSLAYERPHASE: DELTA?STRATEGY: REFUSAL REVERSAL
A Sniper Drone halfway across the game world is loaded with an advanced projectile. Just to recap, the Sniper Drone's wormhole gun (based on the ancient artifact known as Credomar) can create a wormhole to launch a projectile through space-time to hit any target past any defenses. Except, of course, UserZero's refusal. Right?
Wrong. As it turns out, Name Tags where utilized to negate that. How? The Sniper Drone was named "UserZero", and the projectile was named "UserZero's Compulsion" (and yes you can name projectiles, you can name any entity in fact), along with a anomalous effect from Dr. Phalanx that prevents biological organisms from referencing them by anything other than their proper names (so Chara can't refuse "the projectile that just hit me" and loophole out of this). Due to the Omega+ UserZero's compulsion, Chara cannot refuse UserZero the sniper drone or UserZero's Compulsion the sniper drone projectile without being stopped by UserZero the Omega+ Godmodder's control. If it did somehow succeed, the refusal would either instantly kill UserZero or break her control over Chara, so UserZero would obviously implement countermeasures to stop the refusal of anything with the word "UserZero" in it anywhere. But given that Chara was only refusing death from attacks and not refusing attacks themselves, and the projectile is designed to be almost impossible to detect, she is unlikely to even trigger this elaborate countermeasure.
The tiny projectile shoots is teleported into Chara's brainstem. The projectile doesn't even cause one point of damage, though. What it does do is utilize a miniaturized version of the technology out of Inception, along with a drug capsule to send the target into a dream state. But whereas normal dreaming shuts down the body, this dream state utilizes a parasomnia system to confuse the brain, meaning that any actions the body performs in the dream are also performed in the real world.
For a dream using Inception technology, there has to be an Architect. Since using Chara as the Architect would create a dream where he creates infinite knives and slaughters everything (hence causing the same to happen in the real world), and I can't be an Architect on account of being an AI (which is incompatible with alternate history 2000s technology due to AIs not even existing back then), Crusher48 has to do it.
Don't worry, I may not technically know how to do this, but I have psionic abilities and can improvise. This dreamworld is based around several separate phases, with each phase having its own continuity. The goal of the phases is to trick Chara into refusing something that seems harmless in the dreamworld, with the refusal affecting the real world in such a way as to screw Chara over. However, due to the compressed time frame in the dreamworld (20x faster to be exact), I can only cause one or maybe two refusals total. Thus, the plan is to use the tricks that are the most beneficial first, then go down the line until we reach the one that is least beneficial but most likely to succeed.
That's on the condition you are hit. As sans has proven in the past, dodging the hit means no damage.
Dimentio: The Red, killed by such meager opposition?
Dimentio: I assure you that you are lacking indeed if it's ONLY an instant-kill knife man pitted against the Red.
Dimentio: Still, he is quite annoying, but you're forgetting that you can't even be targeted in the first place!
Dimentio: Plus, if you're at a loss on what to do even now, then your intelligence is like that of the kindergartender's flunker!
You fail well in advance, as UserZero has measures to prevent people or entities from having the same nametag-the names are quickly switched to UzerSero and UzerSero's Preogrative, respectively, causing the attack to fail as UserZero just godmods it away at that point.
11/50 A Youkai that could be back to sleep by the time she is summoned
5/50 Right Foot Let's Stomp! For Real this time!
To Save The Earth, one Charge at a time Saved and Completed
+16 saved
+3 Ire
Mega Mushroom II Invincibility Star: True Mega Mushroom 15/16 (I believe you said this was level 15)
The ultimate in one turn buffs. Massive raise in attack power, and invincibility. What's not to like? Other than the long charge time.
Small Nuke && Flowers II Grass II Mushrooms II Saplings II Bone Meal: Reset Bomb 9/16
PS2 memory card II EXP: Memory is the key 1/??
"I will not just roll over and let an outside force dictate the results of my actions."
Side plot importance!
Star begins to walk towards the only landmark: The statue of the Ultimate Reward. By walk, I of course mean jog at a brisk pace towards.
Thoughts race through his mind: Star was under no belief that the Narrative was wholly good, yet he did not believe that they would be that overzealous in their quest to erase crossovers from existing.
He had gotten in over his head: in an effort to help the Narrative, they backstabbed him by using the time he was part of their battle as an opportunity to wipe away any good he had done.
He had died, with his soul and his soul alone being left intact.
Well, not counting his body, which was currently in a separate being's possession.
Star was aggravated.
He had too many things on his plate in a too short amount of time.
Knowing about the Black, the being that occurs if a 1 is rolled on a paradox die, gave him a new plan.
Star did not care about Richard's survival except as a means to avoid paradoxes, which was why he joined the AZ team in the first place.
The Black could not come into existence if he could help it. Therefore, the less paradoxes where a 1 was possible, the better.
Meanwhile, he had to get his body back. That was essential. It would also be pretty easy once he had some spare time in this fight. That would come once the world was fixed, which was almost done at this point.
Then there's the Narrative and Conflict. He had to make...preparations for one and defenses for the other.
"Come without malice, leave without hindrance.
Enter without intent to harm, leave with no harm done.
The defense is set."
In essence, Star was filled with rage, and rage gave way to contemplation, and the contemplation gave way to a plan.
They would not take him so lightly again.
They would not dare wipe the worlds he had helped again.
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The Man speaks to Ampersandfall from out of sight:
"Ampersand. Or would you prefer it if I called you by your full title? Sandfall Ampersand.
You did not cause harm to the child. Thus, I'll let you pass this time. Try that again, and I care not whether you harm him or not.
And don't try it on me either. I'm not on the entity list. Yet. And trust me, none of you want to be the one to put me on that list.
Not surprised that my attack didn't damage Uzi. That was...awkward. Should have seen that coming, too. Shame that it ran into an 'only one person can damage the godmodder' turn, or else that was a guaranteed 1 damage."
And Tazz, I sent you how the Falcon Punch worked. Check your PMs.
As a reminder, the Falcon Punch hits one chosen entity for X damage, and another entity for X damage of a random alignment: It has an equal chance to hit a PZ, AZ, N, GS, or H entity. The only exceptions are Captain Falcon, because he is the one performing it, godmodders, because they're godmodders, and the Innocent One due to his passive making him only able to be hit by attacks directed towards him specifically.
Should have mentioned that last turn; I definitely did the turn he was introduced. Even with the Knife Clusters hitting him, he should have 70,000 HP left.
The Innocent One, thankfully spared of the horrors of his actions due to mind control, used Banishment.
The Man appears between Userzero and Richard, an action that would be suicidal to many lesser. He turns to the crowd.
"Congrats. You are all smarter than a mass murderer. None of you are innocent...but you are not as monstrous as some.
Tell my predecessor that he must remember his strength...and use it."
A page flutters to the ground, with what looks like stats for an entity on it. Anyone that wants to read it can.
Also, congratulations, Jyanpu. You are one of very few to damage the godmodder on their first turn participating! Let not what I say below take away from that fact at all.
To IGU: Well, it's a bit different. It is interesting that a stick was able to do damage to Uzi...especially on the first turn.
I will agree with the main point of that post; that seriously, other people deserved to get the Aster. And I don't mean me. The counterattack was supposed to hit Chara, but I had separate rules for if it hit a godmodder-Automatic 1 damage, specifically. I sent that to Tazz before he ever countered the attack; actually, before he ever skeledop-d the update. I knew that was getting thrown out, however (Tazz is probably going to say that it didn't work because The Man wasn't expecting to hit Uzi.) On the other hand, we had a pair of attacks that took approximately an hour to create, next to dirt block.
Yeah. *Dramatic, tired sigh*
Well, that makes something else to lord over Uzi.
CAPTAIN FALCON DECIDES THAT CAPTAIN FALCON DOES NOT FEEL LIKE GETTING AN AXE TO THE BODY, SO CAPTAIN FALCON DODGE ROLLS AWAY FROM ULTIMATEPERSONA. CAPTAIN FALCON JUMPS ONTO A CONVENIENT TREE, THEN, AS ULTIMATEPERSONA'S BLOODLUST BEGINS TO RUN OUT, CAPTAIN FALCON FOOTSTOOLS HIM, SENDING HIM TO THE GROUND IN AN UNCOMFORTABLE HEAP.
In a freak coincidence, the second hit was Joshua. Let's just call it that. I forget things, it's been a long while. Also, because I forget things, the Innocent One may have used Banish a turn earlier than he was supposed to. Derp.
There is no statue of the Ultimate Reward, or rather, that was the place you just left and that was an inscription at the top of the parthenon-like area, so you just jog about instead, finding very little.
I've already given my reasoning towards this. And to be frank, while Ire may have had a winner in his own attack, Crystal, in my opinion, had an attack that suffered from being overhyped, so I saw it, and I thought it was good, certainly, but it was not capital-G Great. That attack would probably have killed an entity or two on its own if it was directed at anything else.
You still have your descendant-level powers, so you may want to contemplate flying or digging or something. Just saying.
After getting my knuckles bloodied up (from my own blood), I now stand alone. Still having no clue who's aligned or who and what's going on. Seeing all the creatures, a killer clown posse, a child murdering psychopath, a mind controlling hourglass. I don't know what to think of it all. I stand alone. Between the Godmodder Slayers, the Neutral, the Pro and Anti Zero. I don't go into any of them. Suddenly while thinking of what to do, my head is flinched backwards,and I pass out. I wake up about 3 seconds later.
MURDERMURDERDEATHKILL
I rush towards the seventh closest entity towards me, which just so happens to be Captain Falcon! I rush towards him and attempt to tackle him, but I go no where near him. Instead, I'm a convenient axe that is a foot away from Mr. Falcon. I start wrestling with the axe and I manage to start losing, knowing there's no way I could ever beat such a strong entity, I chuck it away, which just so happens to be towards Captain Falcon. Before I start making my retreat, I notice how the axe is stuck in Captain Falcon! To ensure my escape works, I decide to kick the axe in deeper, and to twist while it's in him so it's harder for it to escape! I then begin to start my hasty exit. Once I'm safish, I pass out again.
You are pre-emptively dodged by Captain Falcon, as above.
==Turn 2==
Level 3
Ante Matter: 100,000/125,000.
==Alchemies/Charges==
Darkness: 18/50.
Charge #6: 12/50.
Evidence Decorruption: 50/50, waiting on another player.
+3 to Crusher.
Metal Rod || (Never Tell Me the Odds && Pure Probability Energy) == The Betmaker 8/14
Module && Miniature Red Sun == Red Sun Module 5/16
Boots && True Essence of Speed == Boots of Surpassing Movement 4/11
==Action/RP==
Crystal’s eye sparks purple as he seems to receive information from an outside source. Said outside source being a being that has ascended beyond DTG in its entirety, now deigning to communicate with us mere mortals through the medium of pestering. I refer, of course, to the not-quite-dead TheLordErelye.
He pulls out a piece of purple chalk, reshapes the land around him into a passable stone ritual plain, and draws a massive ritual circle with said chalk. (which the magically-inclined or knowledgeable about witchery will recognize as Otherwhere chalk) He lines the circle with reproductions of the mark , also known as the Heretic's Mark, before placing an amber lantern in the center of the circle and filling it with ink from a vial he pulls out, ink that seems to be exceptionally pure. In fact, it’s almost as if the ink was drawn straight from the less-eldritch parts of the Inky Abyss through the medium of, say, a black inky ring emblazoned with a squid, more than a year ago in real time. He stands in the circle and begins to chant, “Y’g’uln geb’agl vt’ftuyoi’bthnk. Y’g’uln geb’agl m’ai fteyuh hlirgh-hlirgh’hupadgh. Y’athg-s’uhn. Ch’geb. Y’g’uln. Ntaga!"
Upon the utterance of the final word, something happens.
==Entities==
Oh, something's pinged...Ah. I knew I installed AO Eldritch Filter for a reason.
The instant you complete your chant, the ink within the lantern begins to bubble and boil, writhing with the intensity of a thousand cursed arachnids. A singular crunching sound radiates throughout spacetime, your words ebbing through the fabric of existence all the while, in the form of echoes. Over a prodigious number of repetitions accelerated vastly in comparison to the original, your chant shifts in nature.
Your reality grows into an infinite plane of blackness, the only defining features resting upon it being the glow of the summoning circle's bold chalk lines, and yourself. Within moments, another source of light burns itself into this strange new realm. A pinpoint of violet light within the ink-filled lantern. Silently, the light grows with alarming celerity. The amber lantern suddenly bursts into an inferno of amethyst flames, coating the entire ritual circle in blazing eternal fire.
The flames twist and pulsate chaotically, spreading in maddened patterns across the infinite blackness. You stand in a large swathe of land untouched by the blaze. The lantern once more erupts into amethyst, the amber contrivance instantly being consumed into obfuscation by the burst. The fire suddenly parts between you and the lantern.
The thing appears in fragments.
Hunks of flesh and blood emerge from the flames in liquid form, all assembling together in an orderly, yet entrancingly chaotic, fashion. First, a left arm, then a left leg, then the head, then the right leg. The stuff solidifies in instants, revealing a figure in pristine Grayholdian imperial robes. The being hunches over, hacking up what appears to be a swirling heterogenous mixture of ink and blood in a coughing fit. Then, standing tall and stoically, the figure looks to the stump of their as-of-yet unformed right arm.
The stump begins to ooze a writhing substance. Soon enough, drops of pulsating magetear are falling into the fire. A fully-functional limb is forged out of the liquid in the span of two and a half seconds. The being before you stretches it thrice, before looking over to you, eyes brimming with knowledge beyond comprehension, of a dæmonic nature.
Ah, yes. I recall you. It has been quite some time, indeed.
Seemingly as an afterthought, the being adds something else.
Why have you deigned it necessary to call me forth? Hah.
(40 / 40) Curiosity Over A Side of Salt and Morals -> HERE WE GO -> ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING
(3 / 20) Boost Ring
+3 Insert
=Chairs=
Hezetor nabs the headpiece, and gets on the line. Behind it is a voice; not something you'd expect from a "chair god" or something like that. It's a rather simple, if comedically slow voice. (Pretend this is in Courier New because it isn't working for me for whatever reason. -IRE I FIXED IT-)
??: hello.hello
??: you.are.almost.talking.to.the.chair.god
??: leave.a.message?
You proceed to give your title, and your question.
Meanwhile, the Chairian Force Leader sets up a detonation plunger; you know, the sterotypical "press-down-to-explode" switch you'd see in every cartoon, or in those annoying ore-traps in Terraria that you'll accidentally fall into eventually. Looks like he's ready to detonate.
=Summon=
The two giant boost rings from before are actually visible from the battlefield. Huh.
[???] Boost Ring
HP: 200,000 (x2)
Does NOTHING. Probably.
=Action=
Spoiler: the Sleuth is salty. He spent all that time filming a horror movie and it lost to a block of dirt. All those actors that he paid; worthless. He regrets not getting actual actors. So, using his new title as the Hyper-Ultra-Super Megagod of Absolute Saltue, he plans something...
...after standing still for about a month or something, he wipes the accumulated dust and cobwebs off his form, and decides that the best thing to do would be to vent salt on Uzi for not getting hit by a monitor.
So it’s time. I pull out a shotgun, and fire it at UserZero. The pellets predictably bounce off of her armor. I then break out a dual barreled-shotgun, fire both rounds at Uzi, then proceed to break open the breach of the gun, and flip it into the air. I pull out two smaller shotguns, toss them into the breaches of the shotgun, and while the now-loaded larger shotgun falls from the air, I pull out two disposable shotguns and fire them at Uzi real quick. I toss those aside, and catch the shotgun-loaded-shotgun, and fire the shotgun shotgun shells at Uzi. They fire shotgun shells midflight, but before Uzi has time to rest, I throw down the dual barreled one, and vomit up a pump-action shotgun.
Hurling it out from my mouth, I grab the shotgun and unload it on Uzi. I then lob the shotgun at Uzi, causing it to explode into shotgun particles, which spray lead in every direction. The particles then latch on to Uzi's armor, and begin transmuting it into shotguns. They all fire inward at Uzi, while I reveal that my right arm is actually a shotgun. I fire about three-dozen shotgun blasts out of my arm, before I rip it off to replace it. My removed arm promptly crawls around on the ground, constantly firing at Uzi while I equip a new shotgun arm.
Once that arm's on, I hire a group of 5 players to attack Uzi with shotguns. I give them the money to buy shotguns, but they end up buying AWP's instead. Enraged, I empty a shotgun into each of them, increasing my ultimate gauge to 100%. I then reveal that both my arms are shotgun arms, and I promptly equip a sombrero that has a bunch of shotguns on it. I then approach Uzi, totally calm.
ag: "DIE, DIE, DIE!" went the Sleuth, increasing his edgy factor by 50%.
Twisting like a crazy zombie ballerina, I proceed to spin around Uzi, becoming a spinning cloud of shotgun. All of my shotguns work in unison to shotgun Uzi. Speaking of shotguns, I summon a car, and proceed to call shotgun. This transmogrifies it into a giant shotgun, which I grab and fire at Uzi, tearing up the ground with the sheer force of the shotgun rounds. I then proceed to instant-summon a shotgun elemental, who I promptly slaughter with a shotgun. It drops the rare-quality shotgun, the Wave! It shoots a bunch of shotgun pellets in a wave pattern. It's kinda cool. I them grab the corpse of the Shotgun Elemental, and fling it at Uzi, throwing an explosive shotgun at it while it's in midair.
Guns collide, causing a massive explosion! This causes everything within 100 meters of the corpse to be riddled with shotgun rounds. Including me. However, I have shotgun reflecting shields, which bounces the shotgun pellets towards Uzi! I then reveal to Uzi that the AI Shell: Salvation has a hidden Rocket Shotgun weapon! I steal it, and proceed to unload it on Uzi! I then rip the shotgun into two lesser shotguns, which come fully loaded! More shotguns are promptly unloaded into Uzi. To top it off, I toss these two shotguns in midair, which promptly merge into one in midair! Heavenly energies of edginess empower the shotgun, and the shotgun shrinks to a normal size as it falls towards me. I then point it towards Uzi, and pull the trigger.
Uzi is shocked (well, not really) to see that shotgun fires out a shotgun, which pierces straight through Uzi, and fills her body with shotguns, which tear apart her body from the inside, all while ripping open portals to the shotgun dimension, which pour out lead and pellets into Uzi! Remember the shotgun armor that's not Uzi from not very long ago? I manipulate the shotguns on her into piercing her body, and they join in on the shotgun shotfun!
Not much later, Uzi is captured by a ground-emerging giant shotgun that treats her like a shotgun shell, and fires her into the sky, ripping her into several pellets as she gets fired. These pellets disperse into the air, and are promptly targeted by individual fighter planes, with plane-mounted shotguns. They track down her individual little bits in midair, then pump then full of shotgun. While this occupies her, I grab the S, H, O, T, G, U, and N from the start of each paragraph (ignoring me talking), and create the Lower Case Letter R, enchanted with the powers of shotgunnery. Once Uzi eventually reforms from the attack, I then blast her into bits again with my new shotgun.
/stillworking
=Command=
I attempt to increase the Max Charge on Destruct a tad, because of the Diner. If that succeeds (and brings it into safe territory), I get the Evasion Core to use Jump! If that doesn't work, I get the Defense Core to use Nanobot Swarm on Ultra Greed, the Saint of Clutch.
2 damage to UserZero! You subtract 75 from the distance to Yggdrasil!
You summon the booster rings.
The Diner was kind of dumb for that, so you get +1 to the actual charge, ergo giving Jump it's needed ability.
Hezetor takes the Mask of Agony and activates its powers, he doesn't wear it, masks are more a thing of his avatars.
He then proceeds to fire a sequence of energy spheres, the first two have a circumference of 6 meters, then one with 2m, then again one with 6, then one with anti-energy, then a normal one of 7 m, another two with anti-energy and at the end one of 4 m.
RP
Hezetor continues to speak to the man behind the headpiece.
Hezetor: call off the squads?
Hezetor: that sounds like a good proposition.
Hezetor: ...
Hezetor: yet I still want to talk to the chair god, by his title I suppose that he is at the top of that reality right?
While he is at that Hezetor tracks the signals that comes from this headpiece, considering his ability to literally see the atoms that it is using to allow this communication and the waves that it is emitting to work this is not an hard task.
[The Metallica module was installed two turns ago: +2 or +3 on Hezetor's armor, as Tazz sees fit.]
Let's use Levitator Enforcer on Captain Falcon. [Did this last turn]
Hezetor will copy again Zarod's abilities and put them in slot 1.
Tazz, you forgot to do this last turn.
@Tazz please remember to update the Moog City quest.
...... 46/50
... 29/50 +1 from Toast and Pricey
+1 Talist, + 1 Pricey and +1 Toast.
Charge bank: +5 (tazz) +7 (Toast, Talist, Pricey)
Module of atomic manipulation && Module of stasis manipulation && Module of quantum manipulation (neutrinos) = Module of Total Manipulation (Level 15: 13/16)
Module || A book on ultra-dense extrusion = Module of superior metallurgy (Level 10: 11/11) Complete!
Module && Zweihander && Chaos Flame Ember && Soul of a Great Hero = Module of the Titan Patriarch (Level 12: 3/13)
Module && scroll with written over the spell "Major regeneration" && scroll with written over the spell "Greater restoration" = ? 1/?
There really is no Moog City quest, and to be honest probably will not be considering that I've crashed twice trying to get it out at this point. In any case, your module will get you +1 Armor. Levitator Enforcer will kick in THIS turn.
I was going to do a grand introduction to Moog City, but again, crashed twice before, so let's just skip the big drop and cut to the chase; you arrive at Moog City, quite literally a city upside-down, crafted atop (or is it on the bottom) the bedrock of this world. You see species of all kinds moving about, most prominently Endermen, with Pigmen (not Zombie Pigmen nor regular Pigs, but actual Pigmen) following a few, persumably as servants of some kind. The architecture reminds you of End Cities, to a degree; the bigger floors are higher up. You see ships made of a purple substance hanging off in the distance. You see some odd setups made to farm Void Moisture, which is altogether different from the kryptonite-like water. People pay no attention to you; folks of your abilities aren't exactly common, but weirdoes with incredible abilities in general aren't.
I definitely didn't forget about Zarod's ability. It's Strangle.
Module of Superior Metallurgy: It's superior to the Module of Metallurgy in its chosen thing. I'm getting very tired of Modules.
Module && scroll with written over the spell "Major regeneration" && scroll with written over the spell "Greater restoration" = Restoration Module (Level 10: 1/11)
Well, if Chara won't be talked out of this, we'll have to resort to more martial tactics.
I, knowing Chara's nature as a PC (Player Character), decide to load a Barrett sniper rifle with some even heavier ammunition. Although no one could say that this is conventional! The ammo that I'm packing is Plot Armor-Piercing.
With that in mind, I take aim with the sniper rifle and aim right for Chara's forehead. I first fire a round off to get a headshot, then aim lower and lower as my magazine empties to score multiple body and stomach hits.
"That should do something."
Über (Super Prototype Medigun): 2/9 [IIIIIIIII]
Support: 20/100
Chara dies and immediately refuses each blow in rapid succession. It does nothing to Chara whatosever.
A moment of pure silence falls over me, as I stare at the relic at my feet- I dared not look at the godmodder before me, fearing that I might just faint if I looked into the eyes of that walking beacon of uncensored rage. I came in with courage and a yearning for battle, and now, I stood there, unable to move my limbs for a moment. Was this the power and influence a godmodder had on mere mortals? Gulping down that fear, I slowly bend down, picking it up, surveying my surroundings with an apparent paranoia. What did this thing even do, I asked myself? Regardless, I kept it as close as possible.
The Hero's Sword && Master Sword = The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 15/16) HYPE
The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = Unh0iing (Level 15: 15/16 HYPE
Big Book && Storywriter's Pen && Scrolls of Knowledge && Forgotten Tome && Adventure's Journal && Collection of Myths = 4/9 The Book of All Adventure (Level 8:
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Battlefury13: Its funny, really.
battlefury13: for all the tuba-using attacks, nobody has used a certain phobia that has shown to cause richard to have a reaction just like tubas
battlefury13: oh, sorry, did i say phobia?
battlefury13: because i meant worst nightmare
battlefury13: now those who think they know what i'm talking about may be thinking, "aint it dangerous to go within 50 miles of anything having to do with the conflict?"
battlefury13: i'm gald you (didn't) ask
battlefury13: you see, richard's fear of said entity is somehow vital to him going utterly insane and doodunating a trifecta of universes indirectly
battlefury13: because this attack would remind him of said worst nightmare, and possibly damage, his fear of said entity could actually increase.
battlefury13: thus, unless i royal bungle stuff up, said entity has no reason to murder me
battlefury13: unless i just rolled a 20 on my tempting fate roll.
battlefury13: or if the conflict copyrighted the shadow in such a way that anything mildy related would be sued into the ground.
battlefury13: anyway, i'm bored and insane.
battlefury13: sweet dreams, Richard.
I proceed to pull out a picture of that shadowy conflict thing, and promptly create an awfully-real looking illusion out of it, with an exact copy of its personality on broad. I also use DOG MAGIC to somehow make it look even more real.
battlefury13: this is why we can;t have nice things. - creator of attack that will not backfire in anyway, 2016.
The Saints row [7]
Gemblade [8?]
Life-Drain spellbook [5]
Gravity Gauntlet [7]
Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10 Passive: 1+ armor
Falls [9] >fine of the Gravity Gauntlet
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5] Special: Rolls a dice to determine the number of rockets fierd
The Hero's Sword [10]
Charges========
1/50 arf
11/50 Boss Summon: BRINGER OF DEMISE )
2/50 Dog. God.
1+ to BRINGER OF DEMISE: TOPAZ
2+ to engie
Charge Pool: The Dog will use one 1+ from each plus, and use it to charge an ability. The rest will be given to random players, or converted into extra dog-only Stock
Stock: Starts with 1. Start
Machine part: Starts with 1.
Bullets/bombs: Starts with 0.
All immunitys are temp. or can be surpassed with a strong enough debuff.
Fast Clock. Immunity to slowing or time-based. effects granted to target. Requires a "stock"
Regeneration Potion. Give target regen. 1 stock.
Poison Potion. Poison Target. 1 stock. Will only use if told via costumer.
Dispenser: 2 machine parts. Provides healing, and provides 1+s to one entitys charge.
Level Two: 4 parts. Heal two targets, and 2+ one entity, or 1+ two.
Level three: 6 parts. Provides minicrits, in addition to 3 healing targets, and 3+/1+x3
Antidote. Grants basic damage over time resist. Including such things as burning, oddly. Alternately, remove one stack of a strong enough debuff. Needs one stock. Does not cure mark of dog.
Minisentry: 1 Machine Part, attach a 5000 HP minisentry to the target. Minisentrys die with the target, and attack with 25% of the target's attack.
Sentry: 2 machine parts, 10000 HP, attachs to target. Same as mini sentry, except with 30% of targets attack.
Level Two Sentry: 4 Mach. parts. Attachs to target. Same as above, except 20000 HP and 35% of targets attack.
This will be expanded later.
You somehow completely succeed without this horrifically backfiring on you. Of course, it is merely an illusion and not even remotely compatible.
That being said, you're early to that party. Richard has not even heard of the Conflict yet, and given his attempts to be edcutated about it earlier, is probably being protected against such mentions early by, well, you know who. It appears not-voldemort is blocking out anything conflict-related Richard might know about. It would take extreme power to pierce this, or something major in the plot department.
CrazeePi intentionally accidentally forgets to explain the robot, name it, or do anything even remotely useful this turn out of pure laziness.
[STATS AND STUFF]
[CHARGES]
7/50 ~ THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, WHO HAS DEFEATED ENTIRE LEGIONS OF DEMONS AND OTHER UNMENTIONABLE EVIL STUFF BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO THINK OF ANYTHING BUT DEMONS, AND COULD POSSIBLY END THE UNIVERSE AT ANY MOMENT
[AZ] Pricey12345: 16/20 HP. (Estimated 64,000 HP remaining from Player HP) (Thats my Vulnerability status.)
Echeladder-style Level 1: XP 18,000/200,000
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ X ]
This Action is Focused
Before Attack:
I look at the dying and fading bodies of Leona, the Defense Core of the Salvation, the Prototype 2 and the Radar Overseer (That's the most important part) and got suffered with the condition of...
insteunt deaf...
Attack: I point at the RSM Information Robot X and gives the thumbs down at it.
"What a big disgrace for us Informa-Bot... Time to corrode your suit and your core..."
I open the portal then I jump in then the another portal opens before I pop out of the another portal kicking the most damaged area of the armour that protects the core on the Information Robot. I grab the magic gauntlet that someone delivers to me however I got the power of controlling almost every majyyks i can use (Except the Veil Majyyks which is too powerful to kick up... (Except Echeladder-style + Alpha Godmodderhood hybrid Leveling systems)) I then change my status majyyks on my gauntlet into Corrosion Majyyks. I use the power of c.majyyks to turn myself light green then turn into the gooey corrosive liquid that goes into the body of the Information Robot corroding the outside, the inside and the core. I get out of the Information Robot by it's head while turning back into normal and I change my power majyyks on my gauntlet into Plasma Majyyks and fire the plasma beam on the body that is destroyed and the core of the Information Robot.
I lie on the floor for now... but then I woke up so I do the rest on the Information Robot by striking the Core.
I pull out the dual laser guns then I shoot the Information Robot on the Core then I draw the target on the core and I fired a Robot-Core Busting Missile at the core.
If the Information Robot has the Armour depleted, the rest of the damage goes to the core instantly
I hear the presence of the Every-Dimensional Portal incoming...
RP: Nah
The only Market 8/50 (My Idea would be a bit overpowered so I have to use another 50 post Charge so that only AZ and N players could buy my potions and my alchemies.)
[RESERVED UNTIL TALIST KNOWS WHAT WE ARE DOING]
ChurgeAtk #1 4/50
Alchemy Creation:
Knife && Glass of TPP Hivemind && Playing Cards && Heart = Broken Twist 16/16!
Essence of Sp00p && CD of Halloween Howls 1996 && Speaker that plays Spooky Scary Skeletons && Curved Sword Mold = (Undercharged) Sp00pinat0r's Sp00py Slasher 4/8
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line: Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Mid-Level Alchemies
Allies Action:
We will be return...
+1 to Hezetor, ,+1 to Toast, +1 to Talist.
Charge Bank: +4 from Hezetor +3 from Toast +2 from Talist
OOC: Is the Moog Sidequest must requires the conditions like Focused Action, etc.
19,000 damage to the Information Robot!
Blood Diamond Armor: A chestpiece made entirely of blood-red diamonds. Sturdier than normal, possibly due to the infusion of potent blood majjyks.
9/50 (+1 from DarkSide, +2 from Crusher): Wielder of the Crystal's Staff
8/50 (+2 from Crusher): Secret
8/20 (+2 from Crusher): Thunderbat
--
FOCUSED
Fraissa looks at the Paradox Casino, and realizes that she wasn't doing any significant damage. Oh suuure... I suppose I shall leave this thing. She looks at Chara, thinking on how to defeat her. For now, she summons vines and try to distract Chara, and hopefully deal some damage. Anyone can help me figure out how to defeat this monstrosity?
The vines tries to wrap itself around Chara, coiling around quickly. Some of them wrap themselves on the knives, some on his body. As more gets cut down, she summons more of the vines. Any of you helping on how to damage that thing?
--
+3 Crusher
Chara directs the Knife Clusters to cut out the plants by the root, freeing itself, before intensifying the murder aura to kill the plants before they can even get close.
i know my posts are not many here, and it wasnt too long ago i said i would try to be here, but this game is getting a bit too much for me, with undertale things, some casino, vines and knives, just too much for me to track and really get into this game, plus multiple points where i couldnt post including a while i had no internet, has been making sure i couldnt keep up as well, but mostly im losing interest in this. i might come back some day with another big attack that does nothing, but for now im stepping out of DTG:0. my final(for now?) attack: on the way i walk to uzi. a moment where we just look at eachother, and then i just walk away. the unexpectedness that i dont attack her is the attack. i then catch a portal back to where i came from.
bye.
UserZero just kind of shrugs. I understand, by the way: This game can get complicated.
In a rare moment of pure brilliance, you assault the Cluster Knife Spawns. You destroy 1 spawn entirely from chara's being before UserZero kicks you out and then hastily godmods in a quick 'you cannot target this' ability. You're not getting do-overs on that one, but still, great job.
~Warrrppp~
That was the last thing one of the R copies remembered before falling through a portal and into this... Desert? Odd. Seems like he landed next to a, "Richard".
R: Well then...
R: This...
R: Seems to be even more chaotic than the one I came from.
R looks at the current situation, a sandstorm desert with Chara, the Angel of Genocide, Plenty of knives, A Casino Bound to cause a Paradox and a whole lot more that I won't even bother to go into.
R: Best to choose the side that's probably going to win.
--R has joined [Anti-Zero]--R turns to Chara, the Angel of Genocide, and Fraissa, running towards the group with a quickly summoned Wooden Staff.
R: Try tricking it into hitting itself. Have you tried that yet?
[Stats]
[Charges]
Flames of Uncomfortableness 1/5
[Entity]
N/A
[Inventory]
Wooden Staff Of Useless Magic: A weak staff used for casting (useless?) magic.
[Alchemies]
N/A
(Heyo, I found this and I'll just sorta scooch in here as a [Anti-Zero])
/Null
THOU SHALT REGRET, SAN. THOU SHALT REGRET.
/null
Vermiculus Regis surrexit de tenebrae ad suo soliu
REGRET IS FOR THE WEAK!
/Null
Supercool993 sighs
I love the internet.
And then suddenly Gandalf the Grey,
And Gandalf the White,
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight,
And Benito Mussolini,
And the Blue Meanie,
And Cowboy Curtis,
And Jambi the Genie,
Robocop,
The Terminator,
Captain Kirk,
And Darth Vader,
Lo Pan,
Superman,
Every single Power Ranger,
Bill S. Preston,
And Theodore Logan,
Spock,
The Rock,
Doc Ock,
And Hulk Hogan.
All came out of nowhere lightning fast,
And they kicked UserZero and her godmodding butt
Infusion 8/50
+ 3 to pittheangel
Mankind Redefined
... Instant Entity Summons can be mid controlled right? (Oh dear)
/null
*Mind
/null
Ultra Mega Uber Super Grand Hyper Terrific Dynamic Epic ????? Attack:
================================================== 1/50
Extremely Powerful Cannon That Deals Zany Amounts Of Damage And Can't Be Deflected Or Blocked Or Redirected And Will Always Hit Its Target No Matter What Lel[insert newbie comment here]:
================================================== 50/50(In case you haven't figured it out yet, this was both started and fully charged in the same turn. Keep reading though.)
I then fire the EPCTDZAODACBDOBORAWAHITNMWL[insert newbie comment here] at the Paradox Casino. However, the charge hacking ended up making the cannon break down before it even fired, making its attack be as strong as a 1 post attack instead.
Yeah it's all just flavor text for a 1-post attack. If that's not allowed, then I'll just dropkick this cubical ball of iron into the paradox casino instead...
Oh and +3 to Twin/Scribe again.
For the Every-Dimension Portal which is two posts below this one, I'll be nominating a Giant Bedrock Hamster Ball That Is Also Transparent And Is Containing One Million Bulls All Running Cooperatively So That The Ball Can Keep Rolling Without Any Interruption From The Inside.
....what is up with me and things with long names?
Krill13's Models
I'd be suprized if Tazz posts around this time, since finals are coming up.
I haven't done my 2nd post all this time! I've gotta get a second lick in.
Action 2/2
Shock Trooper Part B: 31/50
An Era of Peace 9+15=23/50
I heard I had +18 left uncollected from some outside source, so I'm marking them down here. Feel free to tell me if I'm wrong!
I +Assist Pionoplayer's charges!
Rotik Nexusruin [Lvl.9 Assault Rifle]: 4/10
Shielder's Salvation [Lvl.7 Medigun]: 4/8
Sky Edge [Lvl.7 Axe]: 4/8
With my charges out of the way, I can attack Chara.
I use my Apex strength to perform a brutal but commonly seen maneuver: I use Neck Break on Chara!
Ninjatwist_ broke your neck.
-9999 HP
+Dead
Just in case you didn't know (and as Kayne could attest to if he were here), this is an instant kill, and not only that, it's a PERMA-KILL, which means that once it happens on you, you're dead for good! Not only that, it's a guaranteed hit, meaning that it's down to RNG wether or not you die or not if it's in the enemy's movepool.
Well, it probably won't instantly kill Chara, but it's likely to do some degree of damage.
Über (Super Prototype Medigun): 2/10 [IIIIIIIIII]
Sanity: 18/100
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
The Mysteryman: ================================================== 33/50 [ATTACK] (+2 from Krill, +1 from Cobalt)
The Interface: ================================================== 32/50 [ATTACK] (+2 from Krill, +1 from Cobalt)
The Campfire: ================================================== 22/50 (+2 from Krill, +1 from Cobalt)
The Hole: ================================================== 50/50 SUMMONING...
I +2 Krill and +1 Cobalt.
Ultra Greed, the Saint of Clutch, uses ???. Sandfall Ampersand uses ???.
The Scribe walks forward, without much fanfare, pulling the power of a completed fifty-post charge from the tips of hammerspace. Amber light congeals around the Scribe, with everyone realizing that he's about to deploy the charge given to him as compensation for the untimely destruction of The Pact. The Pact that was sealed, even in death, with the purpose of allowing beings that should not be into this universe. The Scribe laughs at everyone's expressions. "Oh, no, don't worry. I'm not summoning Omega Flowey again. In fact, I'm not really summoning any powerful entity at all."
The Scribe grins. "You're going to be the ones that summon the entities now." The Scribe snaps his fingers, and a tall box descends from the sky, slamming into the ground. Concealed by rigging and machinery, the Scribe punches some numbers on archaic computers and pulls a complicated mechanism out from the box, unlocking it. Steam pours from within, pistons creaking and groaning as the true device is revealed from within. "It's a fairly simple machine. I mean, I just had to base it off of the portal-based research conducted through my earlier exploits into other dimensions. It's a localized quantum destabilizer meant to exploit patches and gaps in the programming of a simulated continuum, folding code onto itself to intentionally create glitches, which lead to shortcuts through reality."
The Scribe flicks some levers, and machinery begins to whirr. "In short - it's a hole. A hole punched through this dimension, and into another." The device looks like a bigger and more advanced version of a Nether Portal braced with machinery and made of complex metal. Built into the ground surrounding the portal is a triangular foundation with three columns capped off by dully glowing stones. "All I need to do is turn it on, and we should be good to go." The Scribe runs his hand across some levers at random, and then punches a button labelled "DO NOT PUNCH." The Scribe looks in alarm, but then realizes that there's a button next to it labelled "PRESS IF YOU PUNCHED THE 'DO NOT PUNCH BUTTON'", so he presses that. The Scribe sighs in relief as electricity sparks across the ends of the portal, which howls into life as an explosion forms through the portal's aperture.
Flickering kaleidoscopic light is visible throughout the portal. The triangular foundation extends up even further, connected to a series of computer terminals. The Scribe adjusts his goggles. "Good. We're ready. I've done research on similar machines - everydimensional portals. They spit out anything the user can think of. I've long dreamed of creating one, but being able to pull anything from any dimension is too... chaotic. There's really only one dimension I can think of that is perfectly suited to such a machine." The Scribe inputs 'UNIVERSE 953' onto the terminal, and the portal lights with fire in a color no one has ever seen before. The Scribe laughs.
"Alright, Dimension of Weirdness. Show me what you got."
[???] The Every-Dimension Portal: Infinite HP. Ideas: None.
The Every-Dimension Portal, inspired by the Everydimensional Portal, is an extremely odd entity, as is evident by its lack of an HP bar or any attacks. It's just a portal into Dimension 953, the titular "Every-Dimension," known as such because it contains an infinite amount of just plain weird beings, objects, locations, and so on. It's been used several times throughout this game in the form of OOC shenanigans - someone comes up with a non-sequitur phrase, like "solar-powered battleship crab," "ancient waffle mages," or "severed pig's head on a stick." What the Every-Dimension Portal does is take these player-generated phrases and summon them onto the field as literal entities.
Here's how it works.
PASSIVES:
Generation: The first phase of the Every-Dimension Portal's "attack pattern" is generation. During this phrase, it's up to you - the players - to suggest entity ideas. Dimension 953 works, as I said above, by making a being made of random words. Some other examples just generated on the memo are "Ditch, the Dog Witch", "walnut marquis," and "twenty to forty vans that combine to form the Vanzord." There are no rules except that what you're summoning can't be a thing that exists in pop culture, like how normal entities usually are. You need to think of this own your own.
Democracy: The second phase is democracy. I will pick what I think are the three best choices, and those will be the candidates for what the Every-Dimension Portal will summon. The three glowing stones will light up, each holding a different idea. Once again, the task will fall to the players. You will vote on which entity you think is the best. What's determined as "the best" could be which one sounds the coolest, which one you think would have the most power, which one's the funniest, or something else entirely. Every vote gives that entity +5 charge points of power.
Arrival: The third phase is arrival. After a full turn of democracy has passed, I will tally up the votes. Whichever entity gets the most votes will be summoned to the field through the Every-Dimension Portal with a charge equivalent to number of votes * 5, since every vote gives +5 charge points. Naturally, this caps at a charge of 50. This entity will become a full-fledged entity whose stats I will personally create. Its faction alignment will be randomly decided. Once the entity dies, the whole process begins again, going back to the generation phase.
The Struggle Continues: In case you somehow haven't figured it out yet, this looping process will start over and over again. Forever. And ever. Until the end of time, or this game, whichever comes first. And since the Every-Dimension Portal has infinite HP, like the original Everydimensional Portal, there's only one way it can be stopped - and that's if the playerbase voices disapproval at the Portal's continued existence. If people start to think the Portal should be removed, I'll hold a vote on if it should be truly removed, and that will be that. My hope is that this thing becomes a mainstay of the game, and something that can provide cool shakeups from time to time.
ATTACKS:
None.
SPECIAL ATTACKS:
None?
With that said, I leave it up to all of you to suggest some ideas!
I don't know if I have to make an actual post and not a nullpost in order to contribute an idea to the Every-Dimensional portal, but regardless of that I would like to suggest a group of 4 blobfish with tutus on while they somehow break dance and play Nickelback songs. Their names are Mooky, Dooky, Uooky, and Evan. They are traveling musicians and often preform musicals for people.
/null
Revan almost as if she was possessed.
She digs a hole 2 feet by 1 foot deep, Nyarlathotep recognizes whats happening and summons some items.
Paper, an Inkwell, A Lighter and a Knife.
She pours the Inkwell into the hole filling completely with the black stuff, it seems the Inkwell is larger on the inside.
She then dips her gloved fingers into the Inkwell and begins to draw something upon the Paper; The Heretic's Mark.
She burns the paper and drops it into the Inkpool.
She then removes the bits of armor around her wrist and grabs the Knife in her off hand.
She cuts her wrists and spills the blood into the pool.
Greetings, old friend.
He then kills the moment by taking a bite out of the pretzel Uzi offered.
How'ya been?
Charges
Who Said I Don't Care About the Earth?: 46/50
Deal with an Outer God : 45/50
Heheheh 5/50
Assists
+1 to Ninjatwist, +2 Toast
Alchemiter
Tendril of an Outer God && Alchemiter = Grimdarkimitter 5/11
He ate the bread that he made from stone
He fell from the Temple, never broke a bone
Bowed down to the Emperor and watched as former King was overthrown
He sits alone on his throne.
~Charges~
That's Pretty Boss. 5/50
DOSH 6/25
Who gave a damn about paradoxes anyway? 6/50
+11 in reserve (pricey, revan, megaminer)
~Alchemy~
-NOP-
1+ to Hezetor, +1 Talist +1 to Pricey
~Inventory~
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
Sodarayg (Level 10)
Source of Confusion (Level 10)
The Scrapper's Armory (Level 10)
Wildfire (Level 10)
~
Red - Level 1 - 41'000/50'000
Blue - Level 1 - 0/50'000
Yellow - Level 1 - 0/50'000
x4'000 on single digit taking entities.
~Action~
~Toast creates a localised time anomaly around the hearts of the Casino's patrons. But not the rest of their body.
Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?
Walker: Level 2, 921500 damage
+3 to battlefury13
There's a distant cracking sound as Joshua is sent rocketing far off into the distance, slamming into a far-off wall so hard that the wall crumbles into fragments, hit with the force of roughly one humanoid travelling at very high velocity. A moment passes. Then, over from the dust where he was presumably sent to, slowly, surely, he gets back up. Only, one thing. There's a rather large chunk of his body missing, in the shape of a fist. His body looks to be in the middle of self-destructing, as he stands up, staring across the battlefield. And then, in less than a second, he's suddenly present back at the battlefield again, just as injured as he was when he wasn't there.
"...That one hurt. Guess you already knew that, just from looking at me... heh. This isn't my first time dying, true, but... this one hurts a fair bit more than I thought it would. So... guess that's it for me. This time around, at least. The 50 post charge that let me be here isn't strong enough to bind my presence anymore."
Despite his being incredibly injured, Joshua can't help but grin.
"Relax. Just because I ran out of health here doesn't mean I'm gone forever. Trust me. I intend to be back. But for now... this is goodbye. Here's something to watch for y'all. I suggest you start with the first one, and bear in mind that this won't make sense if you haven't been part of the second war, as certain people have nicknamed it."
His body crumbling apart, turning into blue crystals, he reaches up to his head, and seems to... extract something from there. Suddenly, in his crystallized hand, he's holding a set of tapes. Four of them, to be precise. And then, he suddenly isn't holding them anymore. They're on the floor. And then, transported elsewhere. To the Forge. Where they'll be nice and safe from any risk of the raging war destroying them. Seeing that the tapes are going to be available, and a bit of backstory is about to make way... he sighs. And then disintegrates into blue crystals, which burrow into the ground and seemingly vanish. Strange elemental energies are still present in the air...
Which Walker promptly uses to set her sword on fire, then stab Captain Falcon with.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
12/50 A Youkai that may be the most powerful character ever created
6/50 Right Foot Let's Stomp! For Real this time!
To Save The Earth, one Charge at a time
Saved and CompletedExpended1/50 The First of the Eight Non-robot masters
+16 saved
+3 Revan, let's Save This Earth
Mega Mushroom II Invincibility Star: True Mega Mushroom 16/16 (I believe you said this was level 15)
The ultimate in one turn buffs. Massive raise in attack power, and invincibility. What's not to like? Other than the long charge time. COMPLETE!
Small Nuke && Flowers II Grass II Mushrooms II Saplings II Bone Meal: Reset Bomb 10/16
PS2 memory card II EXP: Memory is the key 2/??
"I will not just roll over and let an outside force dictate the results of my actions."
Side plot importance!
CAPTAIN FALCON GRABS ONTO WALKER'S SWORD AS IT'S COMING IN FOR THE STAB.
"CAPTAIN FALCON ASKS WHY YOU BELIEVED THAT ATTACKING SOMEONE WITH FIRE, WHEN THEY ATTACK WITH FIRE, WOULD BE EFFECTIVE?"
CAPTAIN FALCON DEMONSTRATES ONE OF HIS FLAME ATTACKS BY COVERING HIS ENTIRE BODY WITH FIRE, BURNING THE HAND OF WALKER IN THE PROCESS.
"CAPTAIN FALCON WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO THE CHARGE CAPTAIN FALCON HAS BEEN TRYING TO USE FOR A WHILE NOW. CAPTAIN FALCON USES COME ON! YES! ON WALKER."
WALKER IS SENT BACKWARDS IN AN EXPLOSION.
To Save The Earth, one charge at a time (Since the next time Revan posts gives us a full 3 people, I'm going to give my part now):
Around the time I posted last, a Man suddenly appears looking over a ruined, decimated planet.
"This is going to be fun."
The Man points out his hand, as if he was poking a hole in a piece of paper. He then adds his left hand to the mix, and begins to widen.
Below, next to the planet, a large rip appears that widens drastically. From it comes a large sphere. And a noise.
The sphere has some gaps, which are promptly filled by the remains of the planet.
STATUS OF THE EARTH: ALIVE
NEEDS TERRAFORMING
"Well, my part is done. Talist? Revan? You'll have to do the terraforming, otherwise this might fall under the OP scale's umbrella. See you guys later."
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Chara, unable to speak, instead pulls up a chair by the bell peppers, slamming her knife into the table and splitting the wood. “Wonderful, shall we get started?” Canon asks, opting to stand, watching as Chara takes a zealous bite of a bell pepper. The woman follows suit after the girl, dabbing her lips of bell pepper juice with a napkin. “That wasn’t so bad. Next, a banana pepper.”
Chara takes it and downs it, barely even chewing. Canon follows suit.
Chara takes the Pepperoncini and chews it up with gusto. Canon follows suit.
Emboldened, the demon girl takes the Padron, Poblano, and Jalapeno and stuffs them in her mouth, her eyes immediately watering as she slams the table with a fist. Canon, in contrast takes her time with each, savoring the spicy, almost teasing Chara with her composure. “Give up yet?”
… And down goes the Hungarian Wax, Tabasco and Habanero. The pixelated Satan-child slinks to the floor, tears down her face. Canon leans over the table, the ridge of an eyebrow raised. “You alright there? Need to call it?” She shakes her head, and shoots back up from under the table, her face a mess of snot, saliva and tears. She roars a mute roar and takes the ghost pepper into her mouth. The moment her teeth pierce the skin of the black, oily pepper she… screams, her sternum pulsing red. The pain was so intense she grew a sound file for it. Canon just pops her own ghost pepper into her mouth, chewing on it furtively before swallowing, only a bead of sweat drawing a line down her forehead. “Well, Chara, continuing is poorly advised at this point. Do you give up?”
Half-blind, Chara gropes towards the table and grasps the Mystery Pepper by the stem, managing to halfway jam it up her nose before getting it down the right hole. Canon watches as her sternum pulses and expands, the red outline of the pixels of her heart becoming visible through her ribcage. With a loud, wet squelch, her heart bursts from its prison, twitching and flailing against the bullet board. Canon smirks, feeling the flow of time begin to wash sidewards, then back, reversing to the start of the pepper eating contest. Chara glowers at Canon with death in her eyes, then begins screaming once more. “I must have got you with the resiniferatoxin pepper. It’s so spicy not even time travel can fix it, and you can forget about milk. Have fuuuuun~” Canon stands and walks away, leaving Chara to her fate, downing another Fire Resistance II potion for good measure.
DtG: Neutral, just wants to see that big tree in the middle.
Your flavour text lacks zest. Perhaps you should add some intelligence, hmm?~
Alchemies
Desidia Warded Jar && Rune of Sloth && SCP-1133-6 && Large Anime Girl Plush Doll = Wandworker's Doll (11/13)
Gula Warded Jar && Rune of Gluttony && SCP-1133-1 && Glass Bottle = Bottle of Beelzebub (7/13)
Superbia Warded Jar && Rune of Pride && SCP-1133-4 && 4x Magic Mirror = Four Mirrors of Lucifer (2/13)
Charges
Project M12-The Typographer (40/50)
Project M14-The Speedcuber (8/50)
Project M15-%appdata% (17/30) (+3 from Twin)
+3 to TwinBuilder
Portal
I suggest a dodecahedral potato wielding a laser gun.
Action
I blow up one of Chara's knife clusters with explosive glitchbombs.
((Oops, turns out that the Informer is on the field.))
I use magic to turn a knife cluster into a wildlife cluster!
I then suggest an angry sentient knife that wants to kill everyone who uses knives to the portal.
The Informer uses Double Barreled.
Marvel of Machinery: 32/50
Hush: 3/50
The Secret of the Gungeon: 3/50
It's High Noon
Huzzah, huzzah, one and all, thsi stupid update is finally done (OK it was technically done yesterday but I was very tired at the time), and DTG0 is finally moving on! Please note that UserZero has opened up an interesting proposition for you.
I would HEAVILY recommend editing your posts in correspondance with the new update-in particular, anything regarding the Radar Overseer is defunct, as he's dead. There will be an update tomorrow (or at least one will start tomorrow), and UserZero has opened up a new offer, amongst other things.
And lo' Nyarlathotep called ignoring Erelye for now.
Who Said I Don't Care About the Earth?: 50/50
Charges
Deal with an Outer God : 46/50
Heheheh 6/50
A Smiling God 1/50
Assists
+1 to Ninjatwist, +2 Toast
Alchemiter
Tendril of an Outer God && Alchemiter = Grimdarkimitter 5/11
He ate the bread that he made from stone
He fell from the Temple, never broke a bone
Bowed down to the Emperor and watched as former King was overthrown
He sits alone on his throne.
Chara's at-this-point usual reaction of having his eyes twitch but not really move continues. You have a feeling this is more his acknowledgement of your speaking and not anything really meaningful.
Richard is unfamiliar with a curse specifically for obedience and says as much flat out.
Godmodder477: Most godmodders don't need a whole freaking Curse for brainwashing, it's inefficient.
Godmodder477: In other words, good luck. I have no idea what it would be.
Godmodder477: That being said, for some reason I doubt it's the asterisk, as otherwise she'd have control over Notch, and...Yeah.
So not the Asterisk.
Yeah. I have a bad habit of not being around until the updates so our good friend Francisco sums it up.
Hostile is not a valid player allegiance! The Throne Wars is long over! Other than that, mostly correct.
My suggestion is to start out small, pay attention to anyone who's doing a good deal of damage, and take it from there.
You waste your time and fail to come out of any monitor whatsoever, given that you are almost positive that there are no other universes with such a deep connection to Minecraft as your own!
There's no way the spoil can change hands, ever, in case you were wondering.
You are stopped by Bob Ross, and our dear friend Canon now immediately regrets creating him as he's doing nothing in her hands. That's one usage down...
...And that's the other. You remove the Paper Bob Ross from the equation entirely, never to return as it erodes from Void damage, as does the house.
You then deal 8,000 damage to the Information Robot via blood. This SOMEHOW destroys the outer plating!
(Magic Cueball && Computer && Searchable Database && Multiversal Wikipedia) && Essence of Knowledge && Green Sun Plasma == Transitory Omniscience Mechanism (Level 25: 1/26)
I'm not sure how useful this will be, but Green Sun is involved.
For some reason, you come up with a picture of Chara's face, exactly as it is, right now.
You are not entirely sure if that is the curse symbol or not.
Well, the Archangel did take a fall.
Mild infodump: Hacking is for chumps. A Godmodder and a Hacker are not mutually inclusive terms at all, as Sans was definitely not a hacker in any way yet is still a full-on godmodder (or, was). For that matter, even if you are referring to, say, The Fancy Adventures of Jack Cannon, that STILL doesn't make sense as those Hackers and Godmodders, while seemingly related, are entirely different things altogether (as for one, a Hacker is basically a squishy wizard but Godmodders are nigh-on impossible to harm).
Chara casually catches the knives, creating a new Knife Cluster for himself. You can't win at everything.
I was more indicating as a quick gesture that, yes, the guy in there was Dimentio. I wasn't referring to your other mystery jester at all.
I like your names for your alchemies better than mine.
UserZero's ability to genderbend herself is one she doesn't use often because It's gorillaing Stupidtm but, yeah, I agree, there is no end to how bad it could get. BUt let's not speak of it further, again.
You find your drink on the ground. It is Lemonade, iced and ready to be drunk, free of anything gross.
I don't know what the heck a Modpack is in the context you used it in, so let's say it is a modpack who's contents are totally invisible. All aspects of the modpack are rendered in 100% impossible to see in the visible spectrum textures.
First: The Psi Godmodder does not have a descendant (and no matter how much Richard wants, even he knows that the Psi Godmodder died without a descendant, being the ONLY one to ever achieve his heights of power). This, ergo, does not make him an ancestor. Second: The Gemini isn't correct. Gemini was his name; his title is The Operator. Also, Talist is RPing the Veteran, so there's that too, but that's being nitpicky.
Second: you fail to crash one computer of the infinity UserZero has, which isn't even the infinity UserZero is using to run this server. Technically that is true: She had at least one computer prior to being a godmodder, making her current amount literally infinity plus one, and quite frankly there's so much that she can set aside a portion, which would still be considered infinite. Ergo, your attack fails and the Zodiac Killer is not summoned, as that's broken.
You Vote on the Information robot's Highway Storm thing.
Uhh, whops. You randomly gain the ability to make a roll every turn to gamble for a random passive. This can be turned on and off because it's a lot less potent than the DC version (that is to say it's more prone to backfiring) but it can still turn out well.This is 100% negligable as you haven't actually activated this yet!15,000 damage to the Paradox Casino! 15,000/200,000 Threshold.
That's on the condition you are hit. As sans has proven in the past, dodging the hit means no damage.
Dimentio: The Red, killed by such meager opposition?
Dimentio: I assure you that you are lacking indeed if it's ONLY an instant-kill knife man pitted against the Red.
Dimentio: Still, he is quite annoying, but you're forgetting that you can't even be targeted in the first place!
Dimentio: Plus, if you're at a loss on what to do even now, then your intelligence is like that of the kindergartender's flunker!
You fail well in advance, as UserZero has measures to prevent people or entities from having the same nametag-the names are quickly switched to UzerSero and UzerSero's Preogrative, respectively, causing the attack to fail as UserZero just godmods it away at that point.
In a freak coincidence, the second hit was Joshua. Let's just call it that. I forget things, it's been a long while. Also, because I forget things, the Innocent One may have used Banish a turn earlier than he was supposed to. Derp.
There is no statue of the Ultimate Reward, or rather, that was the place you just left and that was an inscription at the top of the parthenon-like area, so you just jog about instead, finding very little.
I've already given my reasoning towards this. And to be frank, while Ire may have had a winner in his own attack, Crystal, in my opinion, had an attack that suffered from being overhyped, so I saw it, and I thought it was good, certainly, but it was not capital-G Great. That attack would probably have killed an entity or two on its own if it was directed at anything else.
You still have your descendant-level powers, so you may want to contemplate flying or digging or something. Just saying.
You pre-emptively dodge Ultimate Persona.
You are pre-emptively dodged by Captain Falcon, as above.
Oh, something's pinged...Ah. I knew I installed AO Eldritch Filter for a reason.
The instant you complete your chant, the ink within the lantern begins to bubble and boil, writhing with the intensity of a thousand cursed arachnids. A singular crunching sound radiates throughout spacetime, your words ebbing through the fabric of existence all the while, in the form of echoes. Over a prodigious number of repetitions accelerated vastly in comparison to the original, your chant shifts in nature.
IO CTHKT VUL VEIST. IOYUR YOUS PHYLAX PEIYCT. VUL CTHKILIT RTHU-SVELTIS QIV VIY CTHKE. MARXI UCOSCO UTLH. KALAINCI QIV IO.
Your reality grows into an infinite plane of blackness, the only defining features resting upon it being the glow of the summoning circle's bold chalk lines, and yourself. Within moments, another source of light burns itself into this strange new realm. A pinpoint of violet light within the ink-filled lantern. Silently, the light grows with alarming celerity. The amber lantern suddenly bursts into an inferno of amethyst flames, coating the entire ritual circle in blazing eternal fire.
The flames twist and pulsate chaotically, spreading in maddened patterns across the infinite blackness. You stand in a large swathe of land untouched by the blaze. The lantern once more erupts into amethyst, the amber contrivance instantly being consumed into obfuscation by the burst. The fire suddenly parts between you and the lantern.
The thing appears in fragments.
Hunks of flesh and blood emerge from the flames in liquid form, all assembling together in an orderly, yet entrancingly chaotic, fashion. First, a left arm, then a left leg, then the head, then the right leg. The stuff solidifies in instants, revealing a figure in pristine Grayholdian imperial robes. The being hunches over, hacking up what appears to be a swirling heterogenous mixture of ink and blood in a coughing fit. Then, standing tall and stoically, the figure looks to the stump of their as-of-yet unformed right arm.
The stump begins to ooze a writhing substance. Soon enough, drops of pulsating magetear are falling into the fire. A fully-functional limb is forged out of the liquid in the span of two and a half seconds. The being before you stretches it thrice, before looking over to you, eyes brimming with knowledge beyond comprehension, of a dæmonic nature.
Ah, yes. I recall you. It has been quite some time, indeed.
Seemingly as an afterthought, the being adds something else.
Why have you deigned it necessary to call me forth? Hah.
2 damage to UserZero! You subtract 75 from the distance to Yggdrasil!
You summon the booster rings.
The Diner was kind of dumb for that, so you get +1 to the actual charge, ergo giving Jump it's needed ability.
There really is no Moog City quest, and to be honest probably will not be considering that I've crashed twice trying to get it out at this point. In any case, your module will get you +1 Armor. Levitator Enforcer will kick in THIS turn.
I was going to do a grand introduction to Moog City, but again, crashed twice before, so let's just skip the big drop and cut to the chase; you arrive at Moog City, quite literally a city upside-down, crafted atop (or is it on the bottom) the bedrock of this world. You see species of all kinds moving about, most prominently Endermen, with Pigmen (not Zombie Pigmen nor regular Pigs, but actual Pigmen) following a few, persumably as servants of some kind. The architecture reminds you of End Cities, to a degree; the bigger floors are higher up. You see ships made of a purple substance hanging off in the distance. You see some odd setups made to farm Void Moisture, which is altogether different from the kryptonite-like water. People pay no attention to you; folks of your abilities aren't exactly common, but weirdoes with incredible abilities in general aren't.
I definitely didn't forget about Zarod's ability. It's Strangle.
Module of Superior Metallurgy: It's superior to the Module of Metallurgy in its chosen thing. I'm getting very tired of Modules.
Module && scroll with written over the spell "Major regeneration" && scroll with written over the spell "Greater restoration" = Restoration Module (Level 10: 1/11)
Chara dies and immediately refuses each blow in rapid succession. It does nothing to Chara whatosever.
You do that.
Huzzah.
You somehow completely succeed without this horrifically backfiring on you. Of course, it is merely an illusion and not even remotely compatible.
That being said, you're early to that party. Richard has not even heard of the Conflict yet, and given his attempts to be edcutated about it earlier, is probably being protected against such mentions early by, well, you know who. It appears not-voldemort is blocking out anything conflict-related Richard might know about. It would take extreme power to pierce this, or something major in the plot department.
Hooray.
19,000 damage to the Information Robot!
Blood Diamond Armor: A chestpiece made entirely of blood-red diamonds. Sturdier than normal, possibly due to the infusion of potent blood majjyks.
This is why you probably shouldn't placeholder.
Chara directs the Knife Clusters to cut out the plants by the root, freeing itself, before intensifying the murder aura to kill the plants before they can even get close.
UserZero just kind of shrugs. I understand, by the way: This game can get complicated.
Broken EA-32 && Machine Gun = SF-44 (Level 5: 2/6)
In a rare moment of pure brilliance, you assault the Cluster Knife Spawns. You destroy 1 spawn entirely from chara's being before UserZero kicks you out and then hastily godmods in a quick 'you cannot target this' ability. You're not getting do-overs on that one, but still, great job.
/null 4 tazz
Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?