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The Mysteryman: ================================================== 23/50 [ATTACK] (+1 from Cobalt)
The Interface: ================================================== 22/50 [ATTACK] (+1 from Cobalt)
The Campfire: =================================================== 10/50 (+1 from Cobalt)
(+50 from Tazz in reserve)
I +3 Cobalt.
The Scribe's goggles glint. "All this time, I've been limiting myself to the resevoirs of my underground lab. My past experiments and objects are the only resources I've drawn from. But look at Uncle Grandpa. He does any attack he wants, pulling it from thin air, and no one bats an eye. In fact, they're super effective. So you know what? Why don't I just do the same? After all, if the attacks of everyone else are any indication, I have the power." The Scribe walks up to Chara, the Angel of Genocide. He scrutinizes Chara's knives carefully. "Those are pretty sharp knives there, Chara. But have you ever considered putting them to the test against other knife wielders?"
Before Chara can even react, they are flung to another plane of existence. They are in a very dark room and can barely see anything. Suddenly, an announcer's voice rings out from all corners of the room. "LAAAAADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO CHOPPED (THE OTHER ONE)! I'M YOUR HOST, KNIFE MCKNIFE!" Floodlights turn on, shining across the entire room. Chara can now clearly see that they are in some kind of studio with a live audience made to resemble a kitchen. Chara is locked in a chair next to a few other people they don't recognize. They are apparently on some sort of game show. Chara doesn't quite know how to feel about this.
The announcer, a sentient knife, keeps on shouting. "LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR OUR LUUUUCKY CONTESTANTS! FIRST UP IS THE SPY FROM TEAM FORTRESS 2! HAILING FROM FRANCE, THIS MASKED MERCENARY HAS MANY DISGUISES! INCLUDING ONE FOR YOU??? MAYBE! JUST KEEP YOUR EYE OUT AND DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON HIM!" The Spy grins and lets out a few 'hon hon hons', showing where his true allegiance lies. "NEXT UP IS SOME RANDOM HOODED ASSASSIN FROM ITALY! I'M PRETTY SURE HE HAS KNIVES SOMEWHERE IN THAT COAT BUT I'M TOO SCARED TO CHECK! HAHAHA, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME." The figure in the white hood does not move. "THEN WE HAVE ISAAC'S MOTHER WHO LIVES IN A SMALL HOUSE ON A HILL! DON'T LET HER GROTESQUE FORM FOOL YOU, SHE'S PRETTY CRAZY! SAYS SHE HEARS THE VOICE OF GOD! I DON'T KNOW, WOULD YOU CALL A KNIFE GOD, FOLKS? I KNOW I WOULD!!" The overweight woman twists her mouth into a cruel grin, staring down everyone.
The announcer looks at Chara. "AND LASTLY, WE HAVEOILUGASF" Chara was getting sick of hearing his voice. A knife ought to shut him up. The announcer splits in two, bisected by the fury of Chara's knife. They allow a smile to grace their face. The audience, however, is shouting hysterically. They all take off their hoods to reveal that every single one of them is a knife. All the members of the audience yell a single word, over and over and over: "DISQUALIFIED! DISQUALIFIED! DISQUALIFIED!" The knives surge toward Chara. They try to slice through the crowd with their own weaponry, but any metal they throw is absorbed into the crowd's frame. The knives all rush towards Chara, surrounding them and melting into a liquid tomb. Chara tries to dodge, but the resulting attack is far too large.
Fortunately for Chara, it seems like the crowd wasn't going after Chara at all. They were going after their knives. The crowd passes through Chara unharmed, but they find that several of the knives in their Knife Clusters have been stolen. The crowd, now acting as a single hivemind, releases Chara from her locks. "FIGHT US TO PROVE YOUR WORTH. THIS IS CHOPPED: A BATTLE OF THE KNIVES." Chara grins, silencing the other contestants with a well-timed throw of one of their blades. The contestants fall to the floor, twitching in a heap. Chara leaps through the air, holding a fistful of knives as they stare down the crowd.
In a furious battle, the crowd of knives has fallen entirely, smashed into broken pieces. Chara stands on the mound of molten metal triumphantly. But just as victory is within their grasp, it is taken away. The knife shards fly into the air, forming a single cohesive fist. Chara prepares a shield of knives to block the attack and run, but the fist just smashes through the knives entirely, cracking them and adding to the fist's mass. Chara wonders what could be animating the knives, looking around the room. Then, at the top of the bleachers where the audience once was, she sees the Scribe, controlling the metal. Chara flings a single knife at the Scribe. He dodges, but his concentration is broken, and the illusion shatters. All the knives fall haphazardly around the Battlefield. Chara rushes to pick them up, but the Scribe lights them all on fire, dealing even more damage to Chara's Knife Clusters and rendering the plethora of sharp objects completely unusable as they disintegrate into ashes.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
3/13/2011
Posts:
61
Minecraft:
crystalcat
Member Details
==Turn 1==
Level 3!
Ante Matter: 100,000/125,000.
==Alchemies/Charges==
Darkness: 14/50.
Charge #6: 7/50. (+5 from Tazz.)
PACT RETURNS: 50/50 from Tazz. Saved 1/3.
+3 to ninjatwist, because why not.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 15/16
Wand && Modular Upgrade == Modular Wand 8/8!
Metal Rod || (Never Tell Me the Odds && Pure Probability Energy) == The Betmaker 4/14
Module && Miniature Red Sun == ??? 1/???
==Action/RP==
Crystal staggers upright after respawning, shuddering for a second. “Okay. Not only was I just absorbed by a massive flower and then unceremoniously spat out again, I have also come closer to dying than ever in all my ten millennia and more of life, less if you don’t count backstory. No more selling souls to flowers. Make a note of that."
Mars rushes over, looking Crystal over for a second before responding. “You really gave your soul to that thing willingly? I hardly believed it, even after you did... whatever that was."
“Trust me, I regretted it soon after. First those coffins, then Chara, then the idea that those Coffins might... well, never mind that. Suffice to say, every last SOUL in there, me included, was explicitly okay with doing exactly what UserZero over there just did, which I’ll tell you right now is essentially the thing that ///let Tazz///caused her to/// do that."
The words separated from each other by slashes are somehow both heard at the same time, as though the words Crystal said there contained both meanings at once and the hearer’s mind, in making sense of that strangeness, overlapped them with each other. Mars ignores this. Clearly they have experience with Crystal.
“In any case, care to revive our old partnership? As you can see, there’s an enormous battle underway. It’s why I ///summoned you here///made you come here///made you canon///, after all."
Mars looks mildly disconcerted after that last conceptual split, but nods anyway. “Whatever you did, thanks. I can already feel the violence flowing into me, and I’ve been itching for a good battle for a while. This’ll be fun."
They ready their massive orichalcum direlance, which still glows with the effects of Immortal Blade Triumphant. Their hidden eyes rove over the battlefield, before settling on Sans. Crystal is silent, standing back. Mars shrugs, before rushing at the skeleton. Before they close to melee range, though, they pause. They draw what looks like an oversized orichalcum throwing knife from their armor, then—
>Cascade of Cutting Terror
—power seems to focus into it from their hand. They launch the throwing knife straight at Sans. Huh. I don’t see how that’d help—oh. Oh. It just split into about two hundred throwing knives, all but the original looking translucent, and all soaring in a cloud toward Sans. Yep. That might be a little harder to dodge.
UT: yeah, your address is [REDACTED] UT: did you forget consumerofAll [CA] was forced unconscious. UT: what UT: really UT: stop joking around with /me (ABOUT FIVE MINUTES LATER) UT: this is either an absurdly prolonged joke or you are actually unconscious. UT: answer me CA: hatred. UT: ca are you okay CA: yes. i'm perfectly fine. CA: just, my typing quirk is weird, and i feel the remnants of sheer rage in my head. CA: anyway, i have the most intense game of minecraft to play. CA: be back soon. consumerofAll [CA] stopped responding to unknownTattle [UT]
Well, that was weird. Wait, why is the stick bloody? I check the Update Terminal to see what I missed and...
oh. That explains a lot. I just became the avatar of Uzi and started to murder things. Hey, at least I have an entity kill. Technically. It isn't personally, so it doesn't really count. Let's fix that. I take the grief of the entities harmed by Custodian, and the grief condenses around the bloody stick, before becoming a scythe like blade on it. While sans will die, very, very, soon (he is definitely going to go to under 100% this turn), I really want a personal, and non-Uzi possessed entity kill, so I throw the grief-scythe-Conglomerate stick at Ampersand, and it spins around, appearing to be a purple disk of death. It glows the crimson glow of Uzi's aura, before hitting Ampersand. The scythe hits it's surface, causing several cracks to appear on Ampersand's form, before I wave my hands at it, and it continues to spin extremely quickly, effortlessly cutting through Asterism.
I then put Realitybending Majicks using my godmodding powers into it, if Uzi was inside it for a decent while, and the residue of her possession was still on me after she left, this means that the stick probably also has some of Uzi's aura inside of it, as well as a tiny amount of godmodding energy. The godmodding energy causes the temporal energy inside of Ampersand to start synergising with the Realitybending Majicks in the scythe, and the energy in Ampersand is pulled towards the stick-scythe. It fails to escape, and every single piece of energy is shredded into bits, and pulled into the stick. Ampersand is no more.
You know, unless it somehow survives this. I used a less powerful attack to deal 19,000 damage to Love, and I didn't have crits, so I will be very surprised if it does.
If I don't still have the stick for some reason, I pick up a random stick, and use that in place of the Conglomerate's Stick.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS] Terrors from the Future 9/30 (+2 from Tazz, +5 from Best Godmodder) ============================== Magical Theories 30/50 (+1 from Tazz, +5 from Best Godmodder) ================================================== Barrier 43/50 (+1 from Tazz, +5 from Best Godmodder) ================================================== ESP Railgun && Vial of Skytears == Grief Railgun (11/??) ================ Temporal Crystal && Gears ((Clock || Shield) && Magical Energy) == Replica of Homura's Shield (7/??) ================ (Lance && only my railgun) || (Staff of Restriction && Vial of Skytears) == Reliance (7/??) ================ +2 to TT2000, +1 to Battlefury
(@Francisco: That's intentional. A Skeledop is simply the quotes, and possibly the Battlefield depending on the style of GMing and Tazz didn't have the time and energy to write text, so we only have the Framework.
So, my character/self-insert is now officially female, and is now retroactively a female. This is a change that while a mistake, I am perfectly happy with. It is the third time somebody made the mistake that I was female in DTG. I'm male.)
[INVENTORY]
ESP Railgun, only my railgun, Coin Launcher, Conglomerate's Stick
A critted 36,000 damage! Or it WOULD have been, if not for Sandfall, which as it turns out, leaves Ampersand invincible for when it activates. Such sad.
~Charges~
Tonic. 50/50 (+5 from Tazz) DONE.
DOSH 1/25
This Was Probably A Mixtape. 3/30
~Alchemy~
Wildfire (Level 10 - 11/11) DONE
1+ to MeGa, +2 to Hezetor
~Inventory~
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
Sodarayg (Level 10)
Source of Confusion (Level 10)
The Scrapper's Armory (Level 10)
~
Red - Level 1 - 33'000/50'000
Blue - Level 1 - 0/50'000
Yellow - Level 1 - 0/50'000
x4'000 on single digit taking entities.
~Action~
Examine Wildfire.
I'll just do a huge pseudo-TL;DR on what I was going to do.
Guy walks up to wall. His name is Aven. Aven drinks a red tonic. He walks towards the wall. When the bullets hit the air around him they disappear. He shakes the liquid, it turns dark. He takes a small sample of that liquid, then tosses the bottle onto the wall. The wall basically goes back in time, deconstructing itself as scaffolds come up and down. The wall is kill.
TONIC CHARGE EXPENDED. WALL IS KILL.
I understand that you need to respawn, but you had a 2nd post so basically this doesn't matter, you'd have done it then. Let's just get this done now: You respawn, WALL, GIT GUD.
The wall vanishes or at least a massive, significant chunk of it-enough for safe passage for a wide and large variety of things. This doesn't obliterate the ENTIRE wall, merely a chunk of it in one side, but that's basically all you need for any purpose.
+$HaveARottenDay$: SHEET WE'RE IN THE RED WALL'S DOWN *UserZero: I suspected that would happen sooner or later...Ugh. *UserZero: Is the community outside in reasonable working order? *Notch: Yes. *Notch: I actually didn't expect it, but they seem awfully self-sufficient for a bunch of Minecraft players...No offense to anyone. The situation seems better than I'd thought it would be. *UserZero: The Avatar Effect puts you where you're competent. Once the initial shock was over it was really only going to go uphill for them. *Galladius475: The narrative isn't a jerk about this stuff... *reallyjoel's Dad: Yeah! Hardly going to just up and dump you into a death world with no forewarning!
The other side of the wall is, surprisingly, a fully-functioning Minecraft community's outside world. Houses are plentiful and farms are large. There were only a few people outside but those who were are looking extremely uncomfortable by the presence of a Pirate Robot(?) and the trio of demigods.
They bolt, immediately.
*UserZero: Rotten, please make sure that they don't do anything to the civilians. If anything happens, you're dealing with them, personally...But don't go into the quarantined area yet, they might try deliberately drawing you in so Richard can have his way with you. *UserZero: Galladius, continue working on finding the other survivors. *UserZero: RJ's dad, keep working on the last resort. *Galladius475: Last resort? +$HaveARottenDay$: What last resort? *Notch: ? *UserZero: It's best if we don't talk about it beyond a snippet. *UserZero: It is a reservation-an ace in the hole-for if/when we have to deal with the possibility of 477 going the whole way, however absurd. *UserZero: It is also why I am having Galladius contact other survivors and get these guys out of here soon, because the firepower to kill him at that point ought to be planet-destroying. *Notch: UserZero, we can't even think about that!
*Notch: This is- *UserZero: Do you want a planet-obliterating maniac with no reliable superior or equal on our hands as the alternative?
*UserZero: He'll probably blow this place up as a celebration. *UserZero: It gets worse, too. I'm not a believer in destiny, but some people have claimed he'll graduate to Universes. At least 3, if not more if he gets his way. *Galladius475: I mean, it's not like we're going to use it, right? *Galladius475: 477 will just die before then, he's not that strong... *Galladius475: I think... *UserZero: I agree but I don't want to risk this.
Richard proceeds to make a long tirade about not knowing about blowing up universes and being capable and competent enough to kill them all, but sadly as far as that conversation is concerned it doesn't' affect anything as you're within the walls and conversation is impossible with the outside from the inside. It's totally pointless so I'll spare you it.
But, now you CAN go outside...Interact. Talk. Tell them the truth...Even though you literally have no evidence of it whatsoever. Yet. You may need to decorrupt Crusher's Evidence now, as that would be the best time...
You see someone flying over in the distance. He stops short of you, hovering a few meters above. A few Endermen also teleport close but they notice the flying figure and stop.
The flying figure is, for all due intents and purposes, a Wario skin with as little Wario as possible. Basic coloration and WarioWare-style form clealry persented, but any showcasing of a W or his nose is replaced with a Dollar Sign (including on the bomb). It's also stuffed with money. The one real deviation is his right-handed glove: A symbol, purple and strong...Ugh. That symbol. A Captial Delta, or, D. No doubts about this one-Rotten was a Delta Plus Godmodder.
+$HaveARottenDay$: You heard most of that conversation. I know better than to assume you haven't.
+$HaveARottenDay$: Let's make this simple.
+$HaveARottenDay$: If any of you idiots feel like touching any of these civvies, I'll know.
+$HaveARottenDay$: And don't even think I'm some kind of short-change chump, or a gullible idiot.
+$HaveARottenDay$: These people have worked hard to get something out of the horrible situation they just got through-something out of being dead broke on somethings to have, a bankruptcy that $4.77 caused.
+$HaveARottenDay$: I don't know your situation, but you are not going to harm them, you understand? Not even a hair on their head!
+$HaveARottenDay$: Otherwise...Well. I'll put you in the RED.
+$HaveARottenDay$: Have a rotten day!
He vanishes. The Endermen quickly approach in his absense, and now that you're actually paying attention to them, you realize these aren't NORMAL Endermen. Or, Normal Endermen by your knowledge of Normal Endermen. For one, their eyes are Green. For another, they're clothed in stuff that basically resembles a dark green Police outfit, with black trimmings and a Golden badge of a Shulker. ONe of them-the only one additionally wearing what could constitute a police hat-steps forward.
???: Hello, Descendant. I am Braxis, of the Moog City Law Enforcement.
Braxis-and the other Endermen-bow.
Braxis: We greet they who duel the vile ones with open arms. Moog City welcomes you.
They stop bowing and stand erect again.
Braxis: Granted, we are not at Moog City right now...The desolation of this old ruin has at least given us quick access to the Overworld beyond teleporting, though, as it had a gaping hole to Moog City.
Braxis: It's under the Bedrock-don't worry about falling into the Void, though. We've got protections against that.
Braxis: ...There is one concern we have to notify you of in advance.
Braxis: Ender-Not some low-league Enderdragon, but the mother of them all, our chief slaver, our top enemy, The Shadow of the Crimson-THAT Ender-That vile beast...Her 14th incarnation to be precise...
Braxis: We know not her motives nor her whereabouts, as usual, but we are aware that she has been dealing with the Omega Plus Godmodder, UserZero.
Braxis: For what purposes we do not know, but we presume it has something to do with Her Gates...Or something. We aren't terribly sure, but we are to warn you. After all, the ranks of the Psi Wars included the Player...His Descendant should be aware of a task he may need to take up, in absense of a declared Player.
Braxis: We had presumed her reapperance would require more than a mere few Years, though...That is also concerning.
Braxis: Rest assured, we will send in some reinforcements should She ever appear-we have no reasons to assist beings whose powers they often exploit tear into space and time, and no reason to restrain ourselves against our immortal slaver.
Braxis: ...As for you three.
Braxis turns away from Toast (as you now realize she was only looking towards him/her/them/tem), and to the trio of Gail, Mikoto and Inari, with less admiration and more buisnesslike poise.
Braxis: We would normally charge you a fine of 75 Emeralds for the illegal intrusion of sacred ruins followed by attempted theft, but the unfortunate reactivation of that ancient guardian, coupled with the ruins desecration, is more than enough to let you off without punishment, if only because improptu Icepick Surgery is probably punishment enough.
Braxis: We claim no responsibility for what happened, mind-we only learend after the fact, those things were going to get dismantled later...
Braxis: Also, we don't know who did it but someone attempted to teleport into someone's office?
Braxis: Teleportation into buildings is illegal in Moog City, for theft and assassination prevention.
Braxis: We know whoever did it returned, so whoever did it is fined 75 emeralds.
Braxis turns back to ~Toast.
Braxis: We hope you luck on your endeavors, and feel free to visit the last free city of Endermen at any time.
Braxis and the other Endermen teleport away-not in Ender particles but in some kind of fog and smoke. You don't quite know, but at the very least these Endermen don't live in the End, so you presume their differences stem from this.
In any case: You now have access to Moog City (through the hole) and the local Minecrafitan population, and can commune with them! Sadly, Chat logs within the confines of the 5,000 barrier are illegible garbage outside it (a quick check confirms this), so you can't automatically prove anything without first De-corrupting all of your Evidence (though you can at least spread the word that UserZero isn't being truthful about things). You are also promised Moog City Reinforcements, if Ender appears-or rather, when.
Even I wouldn't think it too surprising if she was a Gatekeeper at this point.
Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 6/16
Greater Orb of Earth 6/11
Orb of Earth completed!
7/20 for an attack
7/50 for The titan of earth
18/50 for Initiation
Suddenly, a glass orb of earth launches out of nowhere and flies into the middle of the storm of elemental energy and dissolves, the energy that was swirling pulses, pulses again. then again. Then again. Like a heartbeat.
And then it explodes outwards and reforms into a singular being. It seems to echo with power beyond what is actually in it.
It is oddly intimidating, even though it seems to just be a meager earth elemental, and an incomplete one at that.
A small handful of people among the small handful that were paying attention recognize why it seems to powerful.
It is feeding off of the Descendant energy flowing through the Battlefield, empowering it, reverbrating it, channeling it.
On its own, this figure may not ever ammount to much.
But if others use it, this elemental may become the center of a storm of destruction.
It slowly hovers over to Richard and... bows?
"Master."
Godmodder477: Hello? Godmodder477:...Uh, go smash those guys.
He points in the loose direction of the three remaining PZs.
Save the World... Sort of 27/50 (+5 from TNT, +1 from ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOAST)
Redstone ABSCONDS into Uzi.
Uzi just stands there, not even bothering to question why you decided to aimlessly run into her. You smack into her armor, take the thorns damage, and get flung backwards by serious knockback.
Actions:
I'm new so I'll survey my surroundings, I've noticed a Chara, a Sans, Knife Clusters, and Minecraft players commanding armies from other games. A Richard and UserZero appear as well. Am I missing anything else important?
50/50 To save the Earth, one charge point at a time *Saved* + Talist
6/50 A Youkai that needs to get off her lazy bum and fight.
40/40 DO NOT ATTACK THIS ENTITY. SERIOUSLY.
+8 saved
+3 IGU, no hard feelings
I examine the three Archways. If nothing comes up, I examine the desk where the being was. Then I try passing through the archways to see if that will somehow work.
"Seems like Limbo. Haven't been here before. Appears to be wreaking havoc with my powers."
CAPTAIN FALCON GUARDS STAR'S ARMORED PHONE.
Come on! Yes! 3/3 (THIS CAN BE USED ABSURDLY QUICKLY NOW)
Show Me Ya Moves! 5/5
FALCON! PUNCH! 5/8
DO NOT ATTACK THIS ENTITY. SERIOUSLY.
Two people suddenly appear out of nowhere. One disappears, while the other freezes in place...
"Get away...Get away..."
The Innocent One:
80,000/80,000 HP
No attack
Passive: Cannot be hit by Multitarget moves, and can only be attacked through direct order.
After 3 turns, banishes one entity from the field permanently. Not killing, but can never be used or resummoned.
Those who attack the innocent purposefully...are some of the worst scum imaginable.
UserZero stares at The Innocent One. Innocent One summoned!
Captain Falcon bodyguards Star's Phone!
You gain little information on the Archways that you did not already possess. One doesn't give off any feeling at all-the one directly behind. The one to the left is unsettling. The one to the right is calming. That's all the additional information.
space-time shudders around the desks as you turn towards them, and nine figures situate themselves amongst them. Tall and powerful, robed. You cannot get a glimpse at their forms-too obscured.
The one dead-center speaks.
Limbo...You would be correct, Star. No need to beat around the bush, then. We are the Council of Nine, overseers of this world. We have many duties-most primary amongst them the imprisonment of all Multiversal criminals. We do not believe you will be here forever, but until the time that the Narrative seeks your release, your crimes against the Multiverse-including most primarily the continuation of two Godmodding Wars. These Wars are inherently degrading to the very fabric of Fiction-every use of even the slightest godmodding power is a weakening of the bonds of space-time and casualty as we know it. You are also here on charges of assembling Multiversal Organizations and disrupting Universal Orders, both of which cause Narrative Resets in whatever world they/you touch respectively. Unsurprisingly, all upon a world reset do not magically revert to a prior period, as is assumed, and instead die, and your knowledge should have made this blatant. This mass death is to be avoided-the Narrative's will is beyond us, Star, but we shan't be provoking it into killing innocents. We will constitute aversions of Paradox Events to be exceptions to this-but nothing else. The counts are still staggeringly high.
You are not here to stay, for now, but consider this a taste of the punishment you have wrought for yourself.
The gateway behind you opens up, leading to a vast gray expense...You feel the eating of your very being increase ever-so-slightly. You're not sure if those warrant a stay in Limbo, but you're not really in a position to argue it...
The Council of Nine are still here, staring at you. You can ask them questions or just leave. You doubt they're going to be here forever, mind, but you don't think they're going to just run off the instant you walk out either. For that matter, that gate won't close until they're gone.
[RP AND ATTACKS]
Now, for the enemy we actually care about. sans. Killing us players every other turn? That's just rude. Dealing over 100,000 AoE damage per turn? That's even worse. I've ignored you for now, as dealing with the Coffins and the Imperator has been a lot more important, but now, you must die.
ConsumerOfAll: sans. ConsumerOfAll: you've been, very, very, annoying. ConsumerOfAll: now to off you. ConsumerOfAll: this is as much rankskipping as richy, but i need you dead for non rankup reasons.
The grief reforms around the Conglomerate's stick, before time stops. I make time duplicates of Chara's knives, before surrounding sans with them. Time resumes, and sans predictable dodges, but wait, that's not it!
I put a knife on top of my head, and throw it down at me. Reality then shifts around me and sans, and we swap positions. That was too easy to dodge for a hope of sans getting hit. Let's fix that. I throw the scythe-stick at sans, and time begins to distort around him, before it completely freezes time in the area that he happens to be in. I take another time cloned knife, and attempt to copy Chara, swinging my knife in a long arc, connecting directly with sans. More reality warping stimulates Chara's aura of killing intent, and the massive damage attack connects with his body, which he probably avoids, due to still being over 100% evasiveness. However, the killing intent, combined with the hatred still coursing through my body is enough to badly effect sans' mind. He slows down slightly. I swing again, Chara-style. This time, the world around sans, shifts, and a scene can be played.
The human stands near Papyrus. He tries to tell her to change her ways. She doesn't listen. sans has already seen this. He knows what happens next, right?
Not entirely. The human, using a knife instead of the gloves, stabs Papyrus. Usually, he would be instantly reduced to dust. Here, however, she continues to cut through Papyrus. He yelps, and pleads for mercy. sans sees the pain his brother is in, and tries to step in, impaling the human with a bone, and the illusion breaks, and sans realised that he just stabbed a voodoo doll of himself, created using Reality magic at the beginning of the illusion. The damage taken transfers to himself, and where he impaled the human, sans feels pain, sheer pain. Sure, being over 100% means that he will evade it, but still, that has to hurt. While sans is in pain, I realise that he's probably pretending to be in pain, and stab him in the skull with the scythe.
Barrier:
A charge is complete. What to do with this? I could change the Terrain or Weather, but I don't have many ideas for that, apart from a summoning one. I could summon something, but sans would murder it in five turns. On the other hand, Chara is very vulnerable, and very much a glass cannon. Let's fix that.
More time clones of Chara's knives appear, rotating around me. I telekinetically arrange them into rings, and move them around Chara's Suit of Knives. I repeat this, until knives surround Chara similarly to Twichy's Red Array of Death.
ConsumerOfAll: Hey, Chara, can you put your murderous intent into these knives? ConsumerOfAll: Oh, I have my normal text back. ConsumerOfAll: Yay.
I then enchant the knives, first of all to rotate quickly around Chara, and second, to have some godmodding energy in them, usable to block attacks more efficiently, and finally, to regenerate. I then use more magic to bind the Shield to part of Chara's lifeforce or SOUL, whatever is more easily usable. If she doesn't like it, she can unbind it and dispell it. An attack aimed at the Suit promptly hits the Shield. This is excellent.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS] Terrors from the Future 13/30 (+3 from piono, if still usable due to the cancellation of Elemental Ascendance) ============================== Magical Theories 33/50 (+2 from Battlefury) ================================================== Barrier 50/50 COMPLETE! (+1 from Battlefury, +5 from Tazz) ================================================== ESP Railgun && Vial of Skytears == Grief Railgun (12/??) ================ Temporal Crystal && Gears ((Clock || Shield) && Magical Energy) == Replica of Homura's Shield (8/??) ================ (Lance && only my railgun) || (Staff of Restriction && Vial of Skytears) == Reliance (8/??) ================ +2 to TT2000, +1 to Battlefury
Remember the Void Shield? This is extremely similar to it, blocking attacks that are sufficiently weak, but faling to penetrate sufficiently strong enough attacks. Unlike it, there is a penalty to fail to penetrate past it. All attacks that fail to penetrate will cause the murderous intent to spike up, and deal moderate (~10,000) damage to the attacker. Oh, you say, we only have to kill it once? That's what the Soulbinding I mentioned earlier is for, as long as Chara, in either of her forms, is alive, this won't disappear at zero health, and continue to regenerate. Have fun, vulnerable players!
(I genuinely didn't get that Uzi was in the stick until a while back. Still, it's now one of my weapons, and I will keep it.)
[INVENTORY]
ESP Railgun, only my railgun, Coin Launcher, Conglomerate's Stick
Shield of Murderous Intent summoned! It'll do as you say.
You hear the sound of a whope cushion just as you smash the scythe through 'sans,' making you realize what you just did was mostly a waste of your time, though sans is sweating harder than ever...
The Congolmerate's Stick breaks in two. It appears the mere wood wasn't too stable after that.
Levis Ignis AND energy condenser = Whatever complicated name tazz is going to give it 1/16
Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 7/16
Greater Orb of Earth 7/11
7/20 for an attack
7/50 for The titan of earth
24/50 for Initiation
+2 to revan, +1 to xslayer
Oh, derp. I'd already posted my guy's intro. My new one was way better, I should have gone back and edited it.
*sigh* oh well. Anyways, repost because I'm an idiot and it was splitdop time.
Saving my action for when the EotB comes out.
((Revan, play the tape))
The OP King appears, looks at the spot, looks at the chairs made for the others, and even though all that can be seen is a silhouette, you would swear you could see the OP King cracking a grin. There is the sound of a finger snap, followed by the sudden apparition of the most majestic throne, very explicitly designed with the intention of antagonizing other movie-goers with a message of "My chair is better than yours." Funnily enough, godmodding attempts bounce off of it.
It seems that this particular instance is insignificant enough that the OP Scale isn't kicking in to prevent the OP King's overwhelming overpoweredness from beating out anyone who might try to one-up them in this case.
Looks like they win this particular game of one-upsmanship (that is, of course, assuming that anyone else tries to interfere with the throne). Or do they? Upon realizing that they can't actually destroy the OP King's throne, everyone else begins spending their time trying to make their own movie seat bigger and better! They can't let this smug git get the better of them!
But every time they look back, the OP King's theatre seat is bigger and more impressive, the second or third time, a Flowey screen has been added, specifically for the sake of giving the OP King something to visually laugh at the others with.
After someone gets fed up with it around the fifth or sixth time around the flowey screen turns out to NOT be invincible like the rest of the chair, but you know.
This competition results in everyone spending the EotB (and portions of the main update) building up their chairs instead of actually doing their actions or listening to the exposition. If revan plays the tape like I hope he does, randomly interrupt actions throughout the update, or even lock down the entire thing if you want to give yourself a breather and have an infodumpdate instead while everyone's busy wasting time on movie theatre seats.
Meanwhile...
The elemental (Sigh... Elemental Ascendance ain't happening now. This guy's not going to get a proper introduction for a long time now.) continues to swirl it's energy. It is steadily growing in power, although it is still very clearly incomplete.
It picks up a large rock and throws it at Chara. Chara slices through it with a knife-or not
Instead, the rock, having been compressed through the application of gratuitous earth majjycks was dense enough that many of the knives in the knife suit instead just sort of broke, and the rock smashed its way through a very large chunk of metal slicey things before it was finally ground to dust.
Levis Ignis AND energy condenser = Whatever complicated name tazz is going to give it 1/16
Interesting name for it, Piono.
The OP King negates the next 2 actions due to Throne Wars! You deal 7,000 damage to the Suit of Knives!
I proceed to switch to PZ and offer UserZero a very large beef bowl (With cabbage, of course) while talking about MURDERS with her. But first I proceed to ask her if she wants an stupider-looking boss, because she needs them (Stupid-looking=Powerful). I proceed to summon a really tough dominatrix banana...I then reveal that I was lying about switching to her side right after the beef bowl reveals it's true nature: It is a portal to the meat dimension (That also comes with cabbage. Everything in this post has cabbage for some reason)...which turns out to look like a tropical paradise made out of meat. In fact, the sights, specially the beaches and shores, are beautiful even to those who don't like this kind of aesthetic. The trees look like their leaves are made out of beef steaks, or, to shorten it, Fsteaks.
While there, UserZero has to engage her own shadow archetype, who claims to be her true self...And she is a life-loving, pacifistic, kind person who doesn't have issues with anyone but can still kick RENOVATE anyone's rear end.
Said archetype can't be really destroyed: The only way to get rid of it is to accept the traits it embodies in an excessively exaggerated fashion, which UserZero won't do.
I keep working onto rebuilding the earth 29/50(+3 from crusher48)
I keep doing a level system based on rudisplorking 5/50
Initiation 1/50
alchemies
Zone of control && infinity of love gives ???? 1/??
WISE FROM YO GWAVES && soul of the lord nooooooooopelemental gives ??? 1/??
Infinity of love && Damaged Transmutation field alternator && soul of the lord nooooooooopelemental gives ??? 2/??
I help proof of concept(three times)
Then I rot in a prison for eternity.
I (think I) already gave you a level for ZoC and infinity of Love!...You can't make it dog. In fact, let me save you some time: An infinity of love is going to make it uncraftable. It's INFINITY. Infinity is powerful.
WISE FROM YO GWAVES && soul of the lord nooooooooopelemental = NOPE BACK IN YO GWAVES (Level 15: 1/16)
The Hero's Sword && Master Sword = The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 9/16)
The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = Unh0iing (Level 15: 9/16
Real Knife && Determination = Termination (You cant spell Determination without Termination, after all) 6/16 lv. 15
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I notice that nobody has summoned an one-post summon that is both silly and immensely amusing lately.
So i summon one, for kicks and LOL's.
[PZ] Yummy Coffee. 10000/10000. Causes whoever kills it to be stunned by yummyness. An entity can drink it for an extra action for two turns. Drinking will take place before killing, because i love time paradoxs and we need more of them. Oh, and it tastes disgusting to [AZ]'s and [GS]
ithen give the OPking's chair an HP bar and attack power of 1,000,000. This sheer level of OPness causes the OPscale to fire it's conceptual laser eyes at it, melting it with the power of being a concept. Then, i pull out a chair made of extremely fluffy dog blocks, made from compressed compressed dog blocks, with a dog blanket, made from an extremely fluffy dog pelt, and dog 4d glasses, which are made of dog plastic and dogscape sand puppys. Before long, my DOG antics shall soon spread to this battlefield. Muahahhaha. I then sit down in my chair, with my dog blanket, and wearing my dog 4d glasses.
Did i just say that out loud? Meh, who cares.
i then proceed to point out that ampll's attack will probably fail on the ground of his betrayal not being dramatic enough to change his allegiance for real, and while that might not be a problem in any other case, it is in a game where their is no fourth wall, and the fifth wall is practically a crumbling ruin.
I then proceed to notice the lack of a wall
battlefury13: hold on, is this thing boardcasting to the entire server
battlefury13: here we go.
battlefury13: ....
battlefury13: again, i advise you to stay away from the ruins of the wall within 5000 blocks of the big tree.
battlefury13: no seriously.
battlefury13: you all saw that wall, now someone went and rekt it.
battlefury13: in case you are wondering what is behind that wall, i would best describe it as a recently weakened due to retgonning genocial flower, a massive planet of spice, multiple creatures of immense powers, reality warpers, paradoxes, two godmodders fighting, one of which is an omega plus, a genocidal one-hitting boss, a dog that causes you to glitch out, a large amount of high-to-low functioning sociopaths that are hyperpowered by the narrative and conflict, are immortal...
battlefury13: oh, right. there is also a skeleton killing a bunch of drunken idiots who thought having an HP bar was a good idea. luckily the neutrals are not getting attacked, so my "investment" is safe.
battlefury13: plus, chances are your gonna die a lot.
battlefury13: and even if you do avoid that battle, a lot of hostile entitys and such are roaming the territory, not to mention the massive holes in the landscape, month's old landmines, unused superweapons, various dud nukes that will probably go off, rotting entity corpses, deadly shifts in terrain
battlefury13: not to mention the alpha godmodder. hes cool.
====Toby Dog====
Continue murdering Ultra Greed. If he dies, end the cooking contest on the grounds that the Toby Dog is commanded by a [PZ], and therefore is defacto a [PZ] with a dejure [N] label. If patch quilt is reddyfreddy, use on self.
Also, Ultra Greed's Integrity should be lower since the Toby Dog had a double action on the round Dummied out was used, but only used one of those actions in the EoTB.
Invidia Warded Jar && Rune of Envy && SCP-1133-5 && 2x Electrum Shears = Twin Shears of Leviathan (13/13)
TWIN SHEARS OF LEVIATHAN: Two sets of shears, made of the finest electrum, that glow slightly green. The wielder is able to call upon the powers of the sin of Envy, stab people and manipulate others' envy with them.
Lucrum Warded Jar && Rune of Greed && SCP-1133-3 && Silver Spoon = Mammon's Spoon (8/13)
Desidia Warded Jar && Rune of Sloth && SCP-1133-6 && Large Anime Girl Plush Doll = Wandworker's Doll (5/13)
Gula Warded Jar && Rune of Gluttony && SCP-1133-1 && Glass Bottle = Bottle of Beelzebub (1/13)
Project M13b-ON THE OTHER SIDE (50/50) (Refund)
Project M12-The Typographer (35/50) (+1 compensation)
Project M14-The Speedcuber (3/50)
+3 to TwinBuilder
Story/Entity
It so happened that Yuzita's files also contained her primary lifeforce. Without any time to switch over, her life-force was obliterated, and she collapsed onto the ground. It also just so happens the Resurrector 2.0 had encountered an error and was unable to revive her.
Three universes away, in Delta-Lojbanic Empire III, a small, undeletable file appears on a computer system, named "HLV_107.spirit".
Suddenly, a portal opens up out of nowhere and out pops a giant ship, the NSM Radar Overseer II. It allies itself with Richard.
[AZ] NSM Radar Overseer X: Armor Plating: 120,000 HP. Blocking the Core! Core: 60,000 HP. Must be destroyed to destroy the NSM Radar Overseer X! Diarrhea Death Ray: III. EAS Tones Cannon: IIII. Micro-Orbital ROFL Laser: IIIIIIII.
Diarrhea Death Ray: 3-charge. The power of a captured Diarrhea Death Star incarnation, upgraded to actually work, is unleashed upon 3 targets. They take low to medium damage.
EAS Tones Cannon: 4-charge. The hearing tests of Dr. AT88TV are weaponized and levied against a single target, dealing high damage.
Micro-Orbital ROFL Laser: 8-charge. The full power of the Orbital ROFL Laser, condensed into a weapon the size of a soccer ball. Deals massive damage to a single target.
[PZ] RSM Information Robot X: Armor Plating: 120,000 HP. Blocking the Core! Core: 60,000 HP. Must be destroyed to destroy the RSM Information Robot X! Highway Storm: III. Highway Cascade: IIII. Information Ray: IIIIIIII.
Highway Storm: 3-charge. Air-drops Highway Cookies onto 3 entities, crushing them under tons of asphalt, concrete and Windows Vista. Deals high damage to them.
Highway Cascade: 4-charge. Unleashes a heavy-duty Highway Cannon, dealing high damage to a single target.
Information Ray: 8-charge. Fires a massive ray of information at a target, wiping their mind and dealing massive damage.
I then place these restrictions:
When the NSM Radar Overseer X is destroyed while the RSM Information Robot X is alive, all AZ entities take massive damage spread out equally among each entity type.
When the RSM Information Robot X is destroyed while the NSM Radar Overseer X is alive, all PZ entities take massive damage spread out equally among each entity type.
The NSM Radar Overseer X must get more yes votes than no votes from AZ players in a turn to use its specials. The NSM Radar Overseer X will attack with the strongest attack given to it in a turn during the EOTB.
The RSM Information Robot X must get more yes votes than no votes from PZ players in a turn to use its specials. The RSM Information Robot X will attack with the strongest attack given to it in a turn during the EOTB.
The NSM Radar Overseer X can only attack PZ entities.
The RSM Information Robot X can only attack AZ entities.
NSM Radar Overseer X and RSM Information Robot X both summoned! They will do as you say. I'll refer to them as the Radar Overseer and the Information Robot.
Yuzita killed! Yes, you can instant-kill entities under your control if you so see fit.
Priest? I could not wait for you to fall asleep so I can communicate with you, instead I sent my will on the Battleground. I am sorry to tell you this, but the plan is cancelled, we are going back to the original one.
What about Gaster?
He is still not working with us. It would not work anyway, because there are about 5 entities from Undertale. If you were to summon one more, not to mention it's shattered in reality itself, it would fall under the Curse of Repetetiveness.
Alright, so back to the plan with you, Nihilus and Uroboros. But what about the Elemental Ascendance?
They disbanded, because I told them one secret: User Zero and the Council of Godmodders is going to dissolve Omega Flowey back into the six masochists. Better for everyone, I guess.
The figure disappeared. Ker continued walking near the Movie Projection place, and then he notices the NSM Radar Overseer X. He attempts to use one of the levitation spells to get on it's top, then spam-uses the Oblivion Aura spell that he created using the Ars Magica II mod* while running all over it, then proceeds to find it's core/engine/fuel tanks and stab it 5 times with his Obsidian Sword.
*The recipe is Self>Duration x3>Firestorm>Damage x3>Blizzard>Damage x3>Starstrike>Damage x3>Color:Black
If anyone wants to know how I got the 6/50 on all charges, it's 4 from the EA + 5 from first update + 5 from the second update + 3 from Uzi divided by 3.
Hmmm, okay... I hug Mr. Stun Guy. Specifically, I give him an ANTI-STUN hug, which makes him so very not-stunned and capable, he takes damage, as it goes against his very nature!
Many issues right now. But I am a super-advanced AI, so I can attempt to address them all.
Problem 1: Richard isn't dead, and is vulnerable.
Solution 1: Put a bot in his ear that drills into it and then implants speakers. Then, unleash the entire brass band (including the infamous Tuba) into his ear.
Problem 2: UserZero isn't dead, and is vulnerable because she forgot to make herself invulnerable.
Solution 2: Send a Minecraft Forums Drone in to use its Curse ability to Curse UserZero with the "Curse of How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The {REDACTED} Center Of SCP-173?", which forces UserZero to lick SCP-173 until she either dies or gets to its center (50% of the predicted deaths are from neck snap, and 50% are from starvation). Oh, and the center is probably even nastier.
Problem 3: Sans is about to be vulnerable, and needs protection. Solution 3: Send four XCOM Rookies to him, who will provide him with Redshirts to defend himself with (since Redshirts have to all die before any heroes do).
Problem 4: UserZero's overpoweredness continues, with her newest trick being an outright one-shot of a 350 post boss (OOC: I get the reasoning for it, but what exactly is EXOS supposed to think?).
Solution 4: Continue development of the Cataclysm Shield to protect our entities from having their abilities ignored. Unfortunately, this will take a while.
Problem 5: Chara is still present.
Solution 5: Invent a new magic spell called Knives to Gummy Bears, and use it on her Suit of Knives. Though it only actually converts a few knives (even though the spell was designed to mess with Knife Nuts, it doesn't work against thousands of knives), the knives that are converted happen to be very important linkages in the thing.
You do so much at once that the only real thing you get done is dealing 2,000 damage to the Suit of Knives, as the Godmodders block your attacks easily (Richard through earplugs and Uzi through her liquid acidically melting SCP-173 in a single lick)! The Redshirts will do as you say.
I lift my finger in the air to create the little greyish ball so I have to make bigger until the size of the double fist size then I pull out another double-fist size ball which is the orange one. I combine it together to make it a bigger dual coloured orb which is the grey and orange ball. I compress my orange and grey coloured orb to bring me power to the palm of my hands and I shoot the orange and grey laser beam right at the Suit of Knives
The only Market 1/50 (My Idea would be a bit overpowered so I have to use another 50 post Charge so that only AZ and N players could buy my potions and my alchemies.)
[RESERVED UNTIL TALIST KNOWS WHAT WE ARE DOING]
The Plusinator Crystals 50/50! +1 from Hezetor and +5 from Tazz (Will be added as one of the Alchemiter Ingredient or Module making process for upgrading or creating items that has the + next to the level Max: Level 14+ or Level 15 (Without the Plus) Same Power as the Level 15 if you make the Level 14+ Item.)
The Plusinator Crystals can amplify the Level of the Alchemy when used in Alchemy making process, also these can be used for powering up Potions If I say a Nectar OoO Critical Potion that results me a Potion of Dire Nectar for the stronger version, Nectar ooO Plusinator Crystal Ooo Critical Potion will results me a Potion of Dire Nectar+ (Stronger than the Potion of Dire Nectar) however these would never go past Level 25 because of the Great Gamemaster Rules (or GGR for short) also, All Plusinator Crystals can create a hundred Googolplex more Alchemy results (Like I say in DTGverse, There is 75 Millinillion Potion Combination results) All Alignments (including GS and PZ) can use a Plusinator Crystal so that we make it more balanced.
Project Neo Squad 1/50 (An 5 player (10 player the new max so that I will make 7 entities in total and the new entities gets a heck load of bonuses) AZ/N Only Collab Multi-Summon that can repair the entire AZ Advantage after the Incident of Omega Flowey (Sans and Chara).)
Alchemy Creation:
Knife && Glass of TPP Hivemind && Playing Cards && Heart = Broken Twist 11/16
Nectar oOo Plusinator Crystal OoO Critical Potion = Potion of Dire Nectar+ 1/10 (Just creating another one K?)
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line (Plusinator Crystals Recommended for this line but the stronger version of the Plusinator Crystal is required for one of the ultimate alchemies that I make): Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Level 15 Alchemies
Allies Action:
The Light Magician got caught up by the Crimson Attack and she got blasted into the beam of light joining the Shadow Magician and the Elite Swordmaster (which the other 2 fell victim to the Verboten Jam 129 pages ago.) and she was talking to them about naughty jokes (Some of these that is a bit extreme for MCF)
Mr. Stun Guy's Action: I throw the Stun Dice at RSM Information Robot X and Joshua because these would cause chaos on other friends. Also, my Stunning powers are way too great to handle sorry about that other First Guardian. (I have been training my Stun powers for a whole year so that Anti-Stun Hug would be really useless for that attempt.)
+1 to Toast, Talist and Hezetor.
Charge Bank: +1 from Talist
OOC: Are we are doing the Super Summon Talist? (The Super Hidden Entity in the AZ only PM)
I had already said the Plusinator Crystal was a no-go! Spend that 50 on something else instead! (Plus we already have the Fine feature, which does this anyways). NOT summoned!
"FYI, I wasn't dead. Wouldn't be surprised if I slept for another 3 years at this point, though."
Yeah. Sure. (He definitely does later on)
"What?"
NOTHING, nothing!
Anyway, after a few months underground sleeping, the ground above him began to distort as his SOUL AND A HALF merged with his body once again.
Thankfully, the distortions faded soon after. And after a few cracks as if a layer of thick, hardened skin was being broken, a dark gray being bursts from the ground which he resided in, dirt and rock flying everywhere (as well as a myriad of black dragon scales). He looks around a bit.
"...Looks like it was a good time to wake up and start anew."
He peers into some sort of staff before it crumbles to dust a few seconds later. What that staff was remains a mystery.
"So perhaps I should try a different approach to this..."
I have no idea what he's talking about. (Actually I do)
"'Scuse me?"
You heard nothing!
Nevertheless, DarkSide, as he likes to be called, wanders away from the current battlefield, and begins digging underneath a mountain. I wonder what his plan is...
OOC/RESPONSES
Yeah, I'm back after a few months of being away from this session. Of course, nobody really cares, as I never posted around here very often, so... yeah.
STATS
DarkSide - Alignment: [N] - Sway: [GS] (Will help the swayed alignment primarily, but will defend his own entities if they are in danger)
CHARGES
Walled Up (1/20) [ENTITY]
Fortificationizing (1/50) [ENTITY]
RPG-ification (1/50) [UPGRADE + PLAYER VULNERABILITY]
Daybreak && North Pole && Well-used magic barometer = Frigid Sun (Lv. ?, 1/?)
Sack || Moon Ash && Sun Ash && Eclipse Essence = Ashes to Timestamps (Lv. ?, 1/?)
SUPPORT:
No idea.
Welcome Back, DarkSide!
On the one hand, you never did properly switch from GS to Neutral because all backstabs aren't dramatic if done rapidly, as you did, so that didn't fly. On the other, it's been such a long time that I will allow you this switch if you so choose-though GS as a now consistently gets +1 per turn and, honestly, I think playing Neutral is one of the most boring ways to play DTG. Your call.
Daybreak && North Pole && Well-used magic barometer = Frigid Sun (Lv. 25, 1/26)
Daybreak is a massive one-shotting laser cannon, is responsible for the death of Project Binary's serpent projection back in DTG2, and overall, is not to be messed with lightly. Alchemy cap is currently 15, so you can't make this. Even then, Daybreak's properties make that a one-use high-damage weapon.
Sack || Moon Ash && Sun Ash && Eclipse Essence = Ashes to Timestamps (Lv. 14, 1/15)
@Talist even if the entity will be summoned in the future the current state of things is pretty advantageous for all of us.
Hezetor slowly flies next to the dead carcass of Tarkus and thinks about the futility of his actions.
Tarkus is gone... incapable of escaping his fate, while the legend says he would escape in water after a life of war and a birth in fire, incapable of avoiding death, this product of war and violence killed like this, this is a story that is better left untold, at least I now know the true power of that child, the ability to kill all, pretty simple, yet expressed in such a... gruesome way, at least compared to the supreme beauty that is my atomic manipulation and that's what I'll just show to this creature.
Hezetor points his index finger towards Chara and starts to use his power over atoms, the attack that he wants to perform his aided by the Module of Atomic Manipulation that is installed in his Modular Armor, of course by himself he would never activate such a device to improve his own powers, he is too proud to do something like this, but the Armor detects anyway the use of these powers and helps him anyway, the attack itself is incredibly simple yet effective he simply manipulates the atoms of Chara's brain in such a way that what remains is just hydrogen, incredibly easy and uncreative and that's why the attack fails to insta-kill Chara and probably just does some little damage to his armor.
... uh, I might have made a mistake let's try again.
Now he converts all the atoms in Chara's body to hydrogen, this of course doesn't work.
... ... ok, he is clearly death right now, what I'm seeing is just some sort of illusion, in doubt I'll just try again.
Now he disjoints all the atoms that compound his body breaking the energy bounds that used to keep them close to each other, of course this is another insta-kill attack that does not work, not only because Chara is a BOSS, but also because all attacks like these tend to fail or this game would be boring, like the fights that he used to have in the past.
I m p o s s i b l e. This is just nonsense, this can't be true, this in some sort of illusion, there is some sort of trick here.
After checking with all his spells he is now sure that there are no tricks nor illusions and in that moment he realized that his powers didn't work properly in this reality, at the beginning he had some suspects, but he refused to check if his power really never worked correctly in this reality, because you know, after having used for centuries an ability like this to quickly kill all you opponents, and just occasionally attack in some other ways as he did in his previous attacks, you know that you are not such a creative person, not only this, but the technique that is basically his trademark is completely non-functional in this reality. To all of this add the fact that his absorbing powers don't work correctly either and that his atomic manipulation was the only thing that gave him a certainty over his opponents, the certainty that he would kill all his enemies quickly and if that didn't work he could just absorb them and improve his arsenal, now he just realized that both his powers are non-functional.
NO. NO. NO. This never happened. What do I do now? I can't do anything. How is this even possible, there is some sort of spell active here?
Hezetor: Is this a joke?
After all of this is possible to see his face dripping, even if is his body that does not posses any sweat glands he is sweating, probably he is creating his own sweat with his atomic power subconsciously.
Was this the joke all along? I don't care if this body can die, I can create new ones, but... if my powers don't work correctly here, this means... no, wait I still have some spares and I've already resurrected here, so for now there is no problem, but if this thing gets more serious... what I'm going to do?
Oh oh my boy, for a "supreme" being you are quite desperate, if I recall correctly it was you the one that felt bored of the constants fights that ended in mere seconds, so instead of letting you limit yourself when you feel like doing it is the nature of this place that is limiting you, have fun.
Hezetor will copy Zarod and put the ability he takes in the fist slot, because apparently "occasional agony stacks" means "agony stacks for never".
Module of atomic manipulation &&
Module of stasis manipulation && Module of quantum manipulation
(neutrinos) = Module of Total Manipulation (Level 15: 9/16)
Module || A book on ultra-dense extrusion = Module of superior metallurgy (Level 10: 7/11)
+1 Talist, + 1 Pricey and +1 Toast.
22,000 damage to the Suit of Knives!
Yes, your overly-long explamation of how your simple attack wasn't working made it more deadly even though it didn't kill.
A hooded teenager called Fanta wandered onto the battlefield, clearly not aware of the chaos around her. With a cheerful smile, the teen lifted her head and called out a greeting.
"Hey, Alfie~! What's good for today---"
It was at that moment that she realized that A) This is the wrong diner, There is a battle going on, and C) She knows NONE of these people.
"....Oookay then. Looks like I made a wrong turn...."
As Fanta turned to leave, she noticed there was a large figure that looked like Omega Flowey---
Wait, that actually is Omega Flowey!
Before the teen could fully comprehend this fact, the abomination suddenly faded to dust, and a Minecraftian with the word UserZer0 floating above her head came into view.
Clearly, this "UserZer0" person is a good guy! Er... Gal. Whatever, she killed a bad guy!
'Maybe I should go talk to her~!' Fanta thought to herself, a clueless happy smile on her face. 'It looks like she needs some help, anyways! There's a bunch of jerks ganging up on her, so she might need all the help she can get. Right?'
With that, the teen began to walk over.
She appears to not know how to use charges or assist yet.
Welcome, ArcaneDreamer!
The Battlefield is being flung with the most absurd attacks imaginable, and everything is exploding. Everything. EVERYTHING. The world is probably only intact due to consistent rollbacking from whoever moderates this place. Things are dying in droves, in ways abnormal to Minecraft death animations, while simultaniously also undergoing these death animations. This place looks like a thousand video game/movie/Tv scenes meshed into one.
I suddenly fall from the sky and land on a random table. I then slowly get up and look around to see that I'm in a... diner? I see some people fighting nearby with no idea who they are.
With no idea what happened in the last 191 pages, I join the neutral side before asking the nearest person about what's going on.
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[CHARGES]
0/0 ~ ???
0/0 ~ ???
0/0 ~ ???
[ENTITIES]
None
Short: UserZero blew up earth, blamed Godmodder477/Richard, and stuff happened. I think Pit explained this a lot better than I can.
7/50 A Youkai that needs to get off her lazy bum and fight.
1/50 Right Foot Let's Stomp! For Real this time!
To Save The Earth, one Charge at a time Saved and Completed
+8 Saved
"If going through any of the Gateways causes me to go to a new area, I explore that area. Also, in case you need to know which one I tried to enter, my order of trying was Right, Left, Center."
OOC: Someone is going to dislike me a lot.
CAPTAIN FALCON PREPARES CAPTAIN FALCON'S SECOND MOST POWERFUL CHARGE. DON'T WORRY, IT WON'T DO ANY DAMAGE. CAPTAIN FALCON STANDS UP TO HIS FULL HEIGHT, AND STARES AT THE 4TH WALL. CAPTAIN FALCON REACHES CAPTAIN FALCON'S HAND IN A SALUTE, AND CRIES OUT A VOICE THAT REACHES THE HEAVENS:
SUDDENLY, JOSHUA IS STRUCK BY THE PRIMAL URGE TO DEMONSTRATE HIS PROWESS. HE IGNORES ALL OF HIS ORDERS THIS TURN, AND JUMPS AT CAPTAIN FALCON'S LEGENDARY TAUNT. HE SHOWS HIS MYSTERY CHARGE TO THE DELIGHT OF EVERYONE. IT IS A WONDROUS SPECTACLE THAT JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE TARGETED AT NO ONE. CAPTAIN FALCON PREDICTS A BIT OF RAGE COMING CAPTAIN FALCON'S WAY FROM ENGIE_NINJA.
Now, without window dressing: Captain Falcon uses Show Me Your Moves on Joshua. Joshua loses his turn, and has his Mystery Charge emptied.
Captain Falcon will do as you say! Rage levels intensify.
Attempting to walk through the other two gateways proves totally ineffective. They are solid walls. Only the back exit is open.
hey look that charge has 7 counts of AG and 3 counts of N
Just a Normal Day: 11/50
+20: 8/20 (yes, i used all +5 on this. don't laugh at me it's very important for future stuff)
"Wow, multiple newcomers. Well, looks like I have to recap."
"CUE DRAMATIC MUSIC!"
"It is the year 2011 (or 2016, depending on who you ask. blame time travel)."
"Someone thought it would be a bright idea to blow up Earth for two boss kills."
(todo: find better image to describe events)
"Of course, there's still a problem in where all the unlucky billions of lives have been stowed away."
"For reasons the teams of top scientists I totally have are still working on for the exact principle, what I know of the situation currently is that, because you liked Minecraft, now you are Minecraft."
"The culprit of that incident is either Richard to the AG side or UserZero to the PZ side, also depending on who you ask. (but it was userzero, she's trying to frame him)"
"Now you have to settle this feud of an egocentered maniac who will go on to be held responsible for three universes' deaths and a mass murderer who would probably kill you the moment you're vulnerable and your back is turned."
"Or you could side with Crusher and his ragtag group of players in stopping both of them or just stay neutral and help people as what you decide. Those work too."
"Throw entities at the battlefield to make other entities die, be creative if you're attacking in general, charge things for longer to make them more powerful, you can add up to +3 to somebody. There's your mechanics tutorial."
"Is there something I missed? No? Okay."
"And to be brutally honest, this war has no hero. Both of the people you see duking it out are villains only wanting to fufill their own goals."
"Like how you're going to try to make them give you their assists?"
"Why did I invite you?"
Thank you pit, for summarizing this game's story thus far so bluntly and beautifully.
(40 / 40) FLOWER -> rip guy floweri -> Curiosity Over A Side of Salt and Morals (+3, FBSN) HOLDING... (1 / 3)
(16 / 20) Prototype #2 (+8 total, FBSN, Tazzwarp)
+3 FSBN
=Action=
I decide to unleash the power of GAMEDEV on Uzi! I pull out a laptop, and load up a program known as "Game Maker: Psi". Lights flash around Uzi, and a strange, grey field loads up around Uzi, with an endless black, featureless floor.
ag: "Testing!" went the Sleuth, eager to murder Uzi slightly since there's no barrier.
I press some buttons, summoning a few strange... plant creatures? Whatever. Uzi attempts to pull out her signature uzi's, but finds out that she can only pull out a selection of six different weapons; a sword, a bow, a rifle, a flamethrower, a strange plant staff, and a hammer made of gears. She opts for the flamethrower, and starts igniting hordes of plant creatures. They go down rather fast, but there's already more to replace them! Uzi keeps spamming the flamethrower, but eventually it overheats!
She then opts for the hammer, bashing the non-existent skulls of all of the carnivorous plants in! As hundreds of dead plants lie around her, she's attacked by an aerial invasion; strange flowery-growths are flying towards her! They fire barrages of seeds at Uzi! Uzi promptly swaps to the sword, and ninja-reflects shots back at all the flower drones. This promptly destroys them!
Next is a wave of flying plants with MASSIVE TEETH OH GOD WHY. Uzi flash-steps through the entire horde of plant-teeth things, splitting them all into two equal halves! However, she fails to realize that the two halves are growing into fully-developed teeth-plant-growy things! They all fully grow, but Uzi easily murders them all again, and the split halves.
This goes on for awhile. I send endless waves of random plants at Uzi, but she keeps cutting them down. I then have no choice but to deploy the experimental boss fight! A giant red square floats into the area with Uzi...
ag: The Sleuth sighs. "I didn't want to show you this. It's still heavily in development. Don't judge it too hard."
It promptly teleports right above Uzi, and starts bashing her into the ground with 30 melee attacks a second. It also shoots massive balls of fertilizer everywhere, reviving all of the plant corpses it hits! Uzi is then swarmed by a horde of undead plants, all while being bashed into the floor rapidly. Eventually, the game crashes, catching Uzi in the crash. The world then promptly collapses on Uzi, before she properly returns to the battlefield.
ag: "So what did you think?" went the Sleuth earnestly. "I think I need better art assets."
UserZero pulls out an incredible series of pro moves to obliterate the boss within seconds, with no HP loss!
I decide to try summoning something, and manage to summon a mouse before it squeaks and runs off never to be heard of again. Impressed with this new ability, naturally I decide that I must summon THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, WHO HAS DEFEATED ENTIRE LEGIONS OF DEMONS AND OTHER UNMENTIONABLE EVIL STUFF BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO THINK OF ANYTHING BUT DEMONS, AND COULD POSSIBLY END THE UNIVERSE AT ANY MOMENT.
Boy that's a lot of unnecessary and random text colors.
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[CHARGES]
1/50 ~ THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, WHO HAS DEFEATED ENTIRE LEGIONS OF DEMONS AND OTHER UNMENTIONABLE EVIL STUFF BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO THINK OF ANYTHING BUT DEMONS, AND COULD POSSIBLY END THE UNIVERSE AT ANY MOMENT
>DarkSide: Continue working on... whatever you're working on.
He continues digging, rather quickly, I might add, despite not having much on him at the time. Just what looks like a gold pickaxe with a ruby encrusted on the top, as well as various weapons with variable power. And for how much he dug, that pickaxe should normally have broke by now.
But it didn't. Perhaps he found the gold elsewhere, where it's not horrible? But I digress.
He also actually dug deep enough to find diamon-
"DIamonds? Seriously, who needs those pathetic gems?"
Uh..... (Yep, definitely not of this world)
"Sorry, what was that?"
Ugh... just... forgetaboutit.
...Ah, I guess he was right about some stuff. There's more powerful stuff around here, definitely.
"WHERE!?"
Find them yourself, moron.
"Ugh... fine."
Still wonder what his plans are... or what is running through his mind.
OOC/RESPONSES
None here.
STATS
DarkSide - Alignment: [N] - Sway: [GS] (Will help the swayed alignment primarily, but will defend his own entities if they are in danger)
CHARGES
Walled Up (2/20) [ENTITY]
Fortificationizing (2/50) [ENTITY]
RPG-ification (2/50) [UPGRADE + PLAYER VULNERABILITY]
Daybreak && North Pole && Well-used magic barometer = Frigid Sun (Lv. ?, 2/?)
Sack || Moon Ash && Sun Ash && Eclipse Essence = Ashes to Timestamps (Lv. ?, 2/?)
SUPPORT:
No idea.
Minecraft physics suddenly catch up. Your gold Pickaxe breaks. Actually, scratch that-it breaks into comonent molecules, not even visible dust.
For convenience, a Beginner's Guide to Minecraft (and a piece of paper to the Minecraft wiki) both appear for sake of sanity, because even you can't be that ignorant of where you are. This universe is...Rather central.
Well, there isn't much to do here now. Except to test out some tricks I learned about this place.
Ker focuses his mind on a place near Sans. Some time later, a window appears. No, not an actual window. It's a computer window. And there is something familiar about this.....
The window is actually Undertale. The game is inside the window.
So, because he doesn't have much to do, he completes the Genocide Route from by just thinking about the choices. He does that twenty times, in front of Sans' eyes. Just for fun.
He then proceeds to summon a crown made out of a skull with rubies embeded into the holes and gives it to Uzi. This does nothing, just makes her look cooler.
At last, he summons a cat for EVERY dog-related item, construct, attack and effect Battlefury has. The army of cats recognize that all the dog-related things are actually annoying dog-related things, which makes them shapeshift into the army of Temmies. They run at Battlefury attempting to jump at him and bite him. Then, they all disappear.
\=========|SUMMONS/THINGS FOR LATER|=========/
Darth Nihilus: 9/50 (+3 from Uzi (I’ll be doing them one by one now))
sans is sweating harder, though I believe this to be exertion to not strangle you. Uzi accepts the crown but stows it away. Finally, you will nerf Battlefury's next action.
Oh, oh my Flowey just died, well, that was unexpected, I guess I am no longer needed (OOC: That and when I came up with my character I themed them around Undertale and well I guess that's over now so I'll try something else.) (The child sets down their supplies and leaves) Goodbye and good luck.
Then suddenly Genericy the Generic Man steps out of a portal to act as my avatar until I can think of a new character.
Charges: 10/10 (+5 from general assist by The_Nonexistent_TNT )
A shot rings out as an acorn pierces Chara's Suit of Knives, The sending end of that shot belongs to an adorably tiny squirrel with an adorable acorn sniper rifle.
PLAYER ACTIONS:
1. I begin to summon a sentient, ambulatory surrealist portrait of Bob Ross to politely direct would-be attackers away from me. Everyone loves Bob Ross. Paper Bob Ross, N, HP 1/1 +Everyone Loves Bob Ross: No player or entity can target Bob Ross with an attack, nor can Bob Ross be collateral damage for any field-wide or AoE negative effect, regardless of lethality. +Polite Discourse: Any attempts made to harm Bob Ross's current player are automatically directed towards another player of the GM's choosing. -Opinionated: If Bob Ross's player does violent stuff, Bob Ross can leave the player for another. -Karmic Death: Bob Ross can be made to disappear or vanished by entities with appropriate special attacks, but the player that orders the disappearance gains the [Evil] attribute.
2. I summon a pair of iron boots, Zelda style. Iron Boots, Item +Anchored: The wearer cannot be pushed, pulled, dragged, thrown, and is immune to any effects caused by wind. Also provides a passive +5 charge bonus to actions involving pulling other objects. -Heavy: While worn, the wearer cannot fly or swim, and automatically sinks into soft hazards. Wearable: By some juju, removing the boots and putting them back into your inventory causes them to not weigh you down anymore. Go figure.
LAST TURN RECAP:
I looked around.
FLAVOUR:
Canon scans the battlefield, her curly locks drifting in the wind as she pulls the bill of her Air Force Racing ballcap lower over her eyes. All these people look manic to her, insane. Rather than launch herself into the fight, she decides to go check out that big tree, even if she has to take the whole battlefield with her to do it.
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DtG: Neutral, just wants to see that big tree in the middle.
Your flavour text lacks zest. Perhaps you should add some intelligence, hmm?~
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
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Posts:
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Location:
DTG:0, Forum Games, 2016
Minecraft:
Francisco_Jr
Xbox:
Not having it
PSN:
That neither
Member Details
\=========|INVENTORY|=========/
Obsidian Double-Edged Sword
Void Wood Staff
Basic food supplies
Medical flora
Spellbook: Void
Ancient Holocron
Mod: Intangible
Basic Magic Mods
Basic RPG Mods
Basilisk's Fang
Heart of the Void
Knowledge Gem
Blue Crystal x5
Circuit Stamper
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Alright, it's time to start with Intangible. If I understood correctly, these crystals, called „Mods“, can bring features from other dimensions here. And Intangible's dimension is based around souls, so I hope it doesn't conflict with Undertale's soul mechanics.
Ker picks off some bones from the ground. Looks like a lot of animals died here. Then, he sharpens them, summons a couple of sheep and kills them with the bones. Small white upside-down hearts float from them. He then stabs the hearts, and they burst out into an aura of energy. The aura wraps itself around the bones, continuing to circle through their surface.
Well, that worked well. Now the next part is creating the Knowledge Gem.
5 pieces of lapis fall out of nowhere. Ker picks them up, and comes to a nearby water source. He then throws one soulbone and one lapis into it. In normal terms, you would have to wait. But because he's a FREKING WIZOORD they instantly merge into blue crystals. He does that to the remaining 4, too. Then, he summons some iron-
Nah, screw it. I just don't have enough time. From now on I'm summoning pre-made things.
The iron ingots disappear. Instead, a fully-working pre-made Circuit Stamper appears, as he puts 1 crystal, 2 soulbones that he made again by summoning sheep and killing them and 1 redstone into it. A lever appears next to the Stamper and pulls itself. Nothing happens.
Oops, wrong lever.
The obsidian lever disappears, only to be replaced with a normal cobblestone lever that pulls itself. The Circuit Stamper's cover falls down, and out of the small hole on the bottom comes out a blue gem decorated with soulbone. Ker takes it, and focuses his mind on one place. A ball of energy shoots in that direction, and a man-size disk of souls appears there, revealing it's actually...
Seriously? I had to go through all of this just to get a guide? Couldn't they just write it in a book or something?!
Chaos.
A shadowy silhouette appears next to the Outer God.
You call yourself a God? You have the dare to call yourself an omnipotent creator?! Look at yourself. You don't have a face...
Outer God's „face“ vibrates, fading from existence.
... a shape...
His body starts fading too. The voice gets more distorted and demonic.
... or a name!
As the figure finished the sentence, the Outer God's form jumps back into existence so quick it almost fell.
I created the Moon. I summoned every terror that crosses the surface at night. I created a dimension, and in it three Dark Lords. I am trully Omnipresent, Omnipotent and Immortal. I am the darkness that resides in the Void. I am the Goddess that feeds on sanity. I am Nocturna the Shadow!
Suddenly, spears made of true darkness appeared everywhere around the Outer God. Well, not just normal darkness. This was the new definition of „dark“. It was dark, darker yet darker. It was feeding off light itself, sucking it and plunging it out of existence. And not just spears. Scythes, maces, swords, knives, pikes, halberds, axes, double-bladed versions of all those, giant three-bladed stars...
3/50 ~ THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, WHO HAS DEFEATED ENTIRE LEGIONS OF DEMONS AND OTHER UNMENTIONABLE EVIL STUFF BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO THINK OF ANYTHING BUT DEMONS, AND COULD POSSIBLY END THE UNIVERSE AT ANY MOMENT (+1 from Pricey12345)
(Well, I'm bored. So I'll screw with Tazz's updates a bit. Don't worry. I don't create posts with proportions as epic as most other. And I'm mostly just testing a character for Neo-DtG/Post-Reset.)
A young little girl with an elegant dress enters the battlefield from a time rift. A slime-like creature is attached to her.
Ah, what a wonderful day. Now, where shall that being known as the Godmodder be? She looks around the battlefield, and finds out about the two Godmodders through her senses. As she looks around, her Manasite Shapeshifter protects her from any harm done from the crossfire. More than one of them? That's a pleasant surprise. Well then, if any Godmodder Hunters would like to tell me what's going on, I'd just do this.
Action:
Fraissa enters the battlefield as a GS. She then summons a thorny root that shoots up to Godmodder447.
Charges:
1/30: Heart of the Beasts: A staff that Fraissa normally wields. Stats: Artifact, 5 Durability. When used, grants a beast (basically her summons) a second attack for the turn and grants it a 20000 HP barrier for the turn, as well as +20% accuracy for the turn. Regains 2 Durability when I summon a beast.
2/20 (+1 from Terrain): Thunderbat: A large bat-like creature that can wield the power of electricity. 15000 HP. 6000 Attack. When attacking, it can deal 2000 damage to another target or grant itself a 2000 HP barrier.
2/20: (+1 from Terrain): Angelwing: A small fairy-like creature that aids ally by healing and protection. 15000 HP. Instead of attacking, it grants up to three entities a 3000 HP barrier and heals them for 3000 each.
She's basically a beastmaster that summons beasts.
Fraissa enters the battlefield as a GS. She then summons a thorny root that shoots up to Godmodder447.
Charges:
1/30: Heart of the Beasts: A staff that Fraissa normally wields. Stats: Artifact, 5 Durability. When used, grants a beast (basically her summons) a second attack for the turn and grants it a 20000 HP barrier for the turn, as well as +20% accuracy for the turn. Regains 2 Durability when I summon a beast.
2/20 (+1 from Terrain): Thunderbat: A large bat-like creature that can wield the power of electricity. 15000 HP. 6000 Attack. When attacking, it can deal 2000 damage to another target or grant itself a 2000 HP barrier.
2/20: (+1 from Terrain): Angelwing: A small fairy-like creature that aids ally by healing and protection. 15000 HP. Instead of attacking, it grants up to three entities a 3000 HP barrier and heals them for 3000 each.
She's basically a beastmaster that summons beasts.
Quick note: Balancing here is much different from TVtropes.
The HP of the 30 charge should be (4000x30 = 120,000, + 10000 = 130,000), and the Hp of the 20 charges should be (4000 x 20 = 80000, + 10000 = 90000.)
Quick situational updoop: One of the godmodders blew up earth, Uz0 is blaming Richard, Toast blew a hole in the wall that keeps out players, Chara is murdering everyone, Notch is basically floating around and existing in a state of doing nothing, sans is wrecking everything, and Omega Flowey lived for a full turn then died due to refunds.
/infopost
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
Hey, we need some way to get the data outside to everyone once we decrypt it.
Tazz, you should probably know that the Innocent One is supposed to be Alignment Neutral.
And it's a turn timer, not a charge timer. It will banish someone two turns from now.
Text Adventure in Limbo
"What." Star looks up at the Nine, a grimace plastered across his face..
"You are saying that every single universe I have been involved in has been subject to a..." Star shakes, enraged. "Reset?
If that is true, then I understand your decision. I am angry with myself.
If that is incorrect, then...well, you said it yourself: fighting to prevent a paradox is an exception. What am I doing then, in trying to prevent the two wars from not happening?"
Star turns and walks towards the open gate.
Feet from the entrance, he turns and faces the one who spoke again.
"I do what I believe is good with the information I have been provided through research and experience.
If there is some information I lack that would make my action detrimental to the worlds, then tell me, and I will change."
Star pauses to give the Nine a chance to reply.
His face then turns harsh.
"If, on the other hand, I have been back to the universes that I 'interfered with the order of things' in and noticed a distinctive lack of resets, I have no reason to change."
Star waits for any answer from the Nine, and then takes a few steps backwards into the gateway. Unless he receives a response that he wishes to answer.
"Scribe. You may not be able to hear me, but know that the only time someone cannot change themselves is when they no longer have the will to do so."
OOC Notes
Tazz, remember that Star already was physically on the battlefield. How else could his body have been stolen by the Umbral One? I'll stay in the quest though, that was almost definitely an oversight.
And quick question, are you claiming that DTG-canonically Star has caused hundreds of thousands of universes to be reset?
As almost said above, Star goes back to those places often, usually because For Want Of A Nail doesn't always work; more actions are required.
Meanwhile, everyone above me appears to have missed an opportunity. This is why I posted mid-splitdop-I knew I might have an important action. It turned out to be for a very different reason, though.
Captain Falcon uses this action to use the Falcon knee on Chara.
You know what, that's not epic sounding enough for a gatekeeper kill. And the Suit of Knives is still alive.
So this is what we're going to do.
CAPTAIN FALCON BEGINS BY EXPENDING ALL THREE OF CAPTAIN FALCON'S CHARGES IN ORDER TO MAKE THIS ATTACK AS GOOD AS POSSIBLE. CAPTAIN FALCON BEGINS BY RUNNING THROUGH THE HOLE IN THE WALL, AND COMES BACK WITH A TROPHY OF FOX. CAPTAIN FALCON TALKS TO FOX:
"HAPPY FEET!"
"Alright, come on!"
FOX GRABS THE SUIT OF KNIVES, KNEES IT, AND LETS IT GO. CAPTAIN FALCON GRABS IT AND SLAMS IT INTO THE GROUND. IT BOUNCES UP A BIT, OVER FOX, WHO DOES A BACKFLIP AND KICKS THE SUIT OF KNIVES OVER CAPTAIN FALCON'S HEAD. CAPTAIN FALCON GRABS IT AGAIN, AND KICKS IT BACK TOWARDS FOX. FOX HITS IT WITH HIS TAIL, AND KICKS IT BACK OVER CAPTAIN FALCON'S HEAD. CAPTAIN FALCON JUMPS AFTER IT, AND TIMES CAPTAIN FALCON'S FALCON KNEE PERFECTLY. CAPTAIN FALCON'S SWEETSPOTTED FALCON KNEE SHATTERS THE SUIT OF KNIVES, AND USES COME ON! YES! TO GET BACK TO THE BATTLEFIELD QUICKLY AND SAFELY. YOU KNOW, THE SUIT OF KNIVES WAS BASICALLY ACTING AS A SHIELD FOR CHARA. AND CAPTAIN FALCON JUST BROKE IT. WHICH IS PROBABLY WHY CHARA IS OVER THERE, BARELY STANDING, WITH STARS CIRCLING ON TOP. CAPTAIN FALCON SPRINTS UP TO CHARA, FACES TOWARDS THE CROWD THAT DECIDED LOOKING ON THROUGH THE HOLE IN THE BARRIER WAS A WISE MANEUVER (AND AT LEAST ONE OF THE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE HERE WILL) AND USES HIS FAMOUS TAUNT.
"SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!"
CHARA, AS IF IN A DRUNKEN HAZE, SENDS A FEW KNIFE CLUSTERS TOWARDS CAPTAIN FALCON. CAPTAIN FALCON'S FIRE MELTS THEM BEFORE THEY CAN TOUCH HIS BODY. WHY? BECAUSE CAPTAIN FALCON'S FIST IS ALREADY ABLAZE, BEHIND HIM. HE TURNS, REVERSING HIS STANCE, AND YELLS TO THE CROWD...
"FALCON! PUNCH!"
THE REVERSED FALCON PUNCH HITS CHARA DEAD-ON. THIS SHOULD AT THE VERY LEAST DESTROY THE SUIT OF KNIVES, AND CAN DESTROY CHARA, POSSIBLY. UNLESS THAT 9999 HP ACTS LIKE PLAYER HP.
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No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
@Tabbune If you find your posts start deleting, make 11 total posts elsewhere on MCF (besides forum games).
~Charges~
That's Pretty Boss. 2/50 (+1 from Pricey)
DOSH 3/25 (+2 from Hezetor)
Who gave a damn about paradoxes anyway? 3/50
~Alchemy~
-NOP-
1+ to Hezetor, +1 DarkSide (welcome to the real world), +1 to Pricey
~Inventory~
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
Sodarayg (Level 10)
Source of Confusion (Level 10)
The Scrapper's Armory (Level 10)
Wildfire (Level 10)
~
Red - Level 1 - 33'000/50'000
Blue - Level 1 - 0/50'000
Yellow - Level 1 - 0/50'000
x4'000 on single digit taking entities.
~Action~
could i have a description of wildfire thanks its the lighter with firework things
~Toast winds up, and tosses a yellow stress ball with a smiley face on it at User Zero. It bonks her on the nose, before dropping to the ground.
sorry to burst your bubble toast but...
It literally does nothing. IT LIT-ER-AL-LY does nothing. And that's all ~Toast had planned. She hadn't thought very far ahead. It was a bit late, she had already used her action for this turn.
rip
did you really expect anything from that you dont seem to have thought this through
Well, besides gently nudging an olive near her feet, which rolled away slowly. But is that really worth mentioning? An OLIVE. Seriously, what could an olive EVEN DO? 'Why would you ever be significant in Destroying the Godmodder/s?'
~canned laughter~
Everyone laughs at the olive's misfortune at being placed in such a cruel world. 'Look at that olive, so small, so insignificant. It'll never grow up to be awesome and cool like us.' ~Toast, believing the hate was directed at her, stormed off to the Engiezero, which was still a ship, figuratively and literally. She didn't have time for this.
Almost in response to all this, a beautiful blue butterfly flutters down onto the ground. You have no idea what metaphor this could POSSIBLY represent.
Anyway, a few moments later, a bunch of builders call, arrive and start building a road across the terrain. A massive road, in fact. one-way 8-lane highway, to be precise. Appropriately, this grabbed everyone's attention for a bit. They all kinda just left the olive. It's not like it's plot-centric or will ever be significant in any way. Cars, trucks and motorcycles begin racing up and down the new road, oblivious to the battle adjacent to them. The olive, kinda ignoring regular physics, continued to roll onwards, and towards the road.
Drivers may have been oblivious to the battle, but they were not oblivious to the olive. They knew the dangers of olives. They read the government safety guides. They had seen the seen the videos. They swerved away, trying to get away from the approaching olive! LUCKILY, most of them got to safety, anf the olive would just roll to the edge of the road. One truck however, briefly tore his eyes away from the road (despite the DANGERS and the SAFETY GUIDES and the VIDEOS), and noticed a foam stress ball. How awesome are stress balls?o
"Cool."
And in that moment, disaster struck! The olive wedged itself between the road and the truck, and it (the truck) was flung hiiiiigh into the air.
TL;DR: ~Toast chucks a thing at Uzi, it knocks an olive away. It rolls onto a suddenly existent road. A truck trips over the olive, and falls on Uzi.
Ah, as strong as I thought. Well, I'll let you go for a while. It doesn't take my Hunter-Senses to say that I have no wish to be annihilated by a cluster-knive wielding maniac. Fraissa summons a missile of natural energy, then launches it at the Suit of Knives.
Charges:
2/50: Wileder of the Crystal's Scepter: Fraissa gains a Health Bar (250 000) and gains new abilities. Once per turn, she may grant an entity under her control a barrier that absorbs the first 10000 damage dealt to it this turn. That entity also deals 50% more damage this turn. Friassa can summon an Alaxian Elemental that has 20000 HP, attacks for 5000 and passively heals Fraissa for 5000 each turn. This summoning has a 3-turn cooldown
2/20: Thunderbat: 90000 HP entity. Attacks for 5000 each turn and can either deal 5000 damage to another target or create a 5000 point static barrier when attacking.
2/20: Frostcliff Bear: 70000 HP entity. Attacks for 10000 HP. Has a 20000 HP barrier that regenerates for 5000 a turn.
(I don't know how much attack those formula gives me.)
([down] Thanks. Does halving HP for double attack or vice versa work here?)
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\=========|INVENTORY|=========/
Obsidian Double-Edged Sword
Void Wood Staff
Basic food supplies
Medical flora
Spellbook: Void
The stuff that's missing is put in a chest.
\=========|ACTIONS|=========/
THREE DAYS LATER...
The Fortress of Ker'Nor stood tall, its towers reaching the skies. The smallest tower's top had a bridge connected with a mountain side, and it was filled with golems walking from it and to it, carrying bags sometimes filled with precious ore. They didn't need pickaxes or dynamite, as on their right arms, where the hand would normally be located, was actually a giant hammer.
In the Royal Hall on his obsidian throne waited self-proclaimed Emperor Ker'Athri Uroboros. He waited, and waited, until a different looking golem came there. It was smaller, human sized. The golem was holding a shield with Ker'Nor's banner on it. Crimson background, a golden ring with four gems and inside it a giant winged snake forming the letter S. He also wore black steel armor with a crimson cape and a knight helmet.
My Lord, I managed to infiltrate the SCP Foundation's laboratories.
Have you found anything useful?
I have found some papers that fool Crusher thought weren't important to hide. It contains info about something or someone they call „SCP 049“. Possibly our future contract.
Hmmm. Interesting. You may leave.
The golem started slowly walking towards the exit, in case his master asks anything else. He was just about to leave, when the Emperor shouted.
Arxelus! I need you to deliver a letter for someone. They call her User Zero.
If you say so, my lord.
He gave a scroll tied with a crimson rope to the golem. The letter was:
„Hera. If you managed to get this letter, that means two things. First, I won't melt my paladin Arxeus, the one who probably brought you this letter. If he didn't but you still got it, he's possibly already dead and someone found this letter and gave it to you. Second, I found out something. Remember how I said something about summoning a Godess? Well, in order to do that, I must summon her exactly six times. Every summon brings one part of her. The Space Ritual will summon her body. The Time Ritual will give her back her memories. The Reality Ritual will make her actually real, and not some apparation. The Soul Ritual will bring her knowledge of souls. The Power Ritual will summon her powers, and at last the Mind Ritual will summon her consciousness. Now, that would work theoretically. But would it work here? Because, if I heard correctly, one person can summon one entity with maximally fifty „charges“, and this counts as three hundred „charges“. So, will it work if I summon the same entity's parts seperately? Will that boost the entity's powers? I don't know much about this world's mechanics, and that is why I am asking you.
-Ker'Athri Uroboros“
After the paladin was gone, Ker put on his Soulbone Armor. He had about 15 of every soul except the Noble souls and Doomed souls. But every other type he had. Benign. Predatory. Unhinged. Wise. Malleable. Immutable. When he was sure nobody will come in, he teleported near Sans, waiting for the right momment to strike.
The paladin came back into the Royal Hall.
My Lord? You forgot to tell me how she.....
But nobody came.
...... looks.
Nonexistence.
A red mist wraps around Ninjatwist, causing him to suffocate. No matter what he tries, it always wraps itself tigher and tigher. This continues until he fallls unconscious, at which point it disappears.
\=========|STRUCTURES/BUILDINGS|=========/
Fortress of Ker'Nor:
40 Rooms
5 Storage Rooms
7 Towers
Intangibilist's Laboratory
The Dimensional Rift
The Royal Hall (Throne Room)
Stairway to the Void
\=========|SUMMONS/THINGS FOR LATER|=========/
Darth Nihilus: 18/50 (+4 from Uzi. +2 for mistake editing)
Tazz, please do me a favor, try calculating what my charges’ stats should actually be. I made mistakes where I thought Uzi gives +3 instead of +4 (That is why I added +2). So just tell me what the charges should actually be
Because really, we shouldn't let people split the dop by this much (even if life does force such huge cracks between the updop posts)
Tazz, I think you should go back to making both skeledop posts at roughly the same time to avoid having a huge buildup of posts right next to each other.
Oh, and tazz, I thought that posts between the splitdop were to be auto-nulled, so I left that one, especially since there were large amounts of charge discrepancy, as can be seen with how much it jumped up in the next post.
The first of my three posts was one I thought was going to be auto-nulled, otherwise I would have /nulled it.
Godmodders: UserZero/Uzi/Hera Ω, Godmodder477/Richard γ, Sans?, ConsumerOfAll α, $HaveARottenDay$ Δ, other guys you most probably won’t fight.
Bosses: Omega Flowey (Dead, only thing alive about him is his last attack, “Or be killed”), Chara (Gatekeeper, can instakill), Sans (GS, can kick ass).
Important stuff: the Earth is destroyed (I blame Richard) so you are basically your character (Except if you are a dimensional traveller), the Wall seperating everyone from civilization behind it is REKT, Uzi is vulnerable after the second split update because of “Or be killed”, Undertale ofically conquered the internet.
/null
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Vermiculus Regis surrexit de tenebrae ad suo soliu
Godmodders: UserZero/Uzi/Hera Ω, Godmodder477/Richard γ, Sans?, ConsumerOfAll α, $HaveARottenDay$ Δ, other guys you most probably won’t fight.
Bosses: Omega Flowey (Dead, only thing alive about him is his last attack, “Or be killed”), Chara (Gatekeeper, can instakill), Sans (GS, can kick ass).
Important stuff: the Earth is destroyed (I blame Richard) so you are basically your character (Except if you are a dimensional traveller), the Wall seperating everyone from civilization behind it is REKT, Uzi is vulnerable after the second split update because of “Or be killed”, Undertale ofically conquered the internet.
/null?
Why are we doing a chair contest again?
SRTS OVEVOH LU XSZRIH WVGVXGVW.
HVMW LFG HJFZWILM [001-Tlwnlwv] GL RMEVHGRTZGV.
-OLXZZ Nrorgzib
-People who failed to notice this: 1 (Piono)
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
/null, even though it SHOULD be in the FORGE!!!
Ire, go back and read my first post.
THAT is why we are having a chair competition. Join in, disrupt some posts and make tazz's life easier so next update doesn't take so dang long.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
The Mysteryman: ================================================== 23/50 [ATTACK] (+1 from Cobalt)
The Interface: ================================================== 22/50 [ATTACK] (+1 from Cobalt)
The Campfire: =================================================== 10/50 (+1 from Cobalt)
(+50 from Tazz in reserve)
I +3 Cobalt.
The Scribe's goggles glint. "All this time, I've been limiting myself to the resevoirs of my underground lab. My past experiments and objects are the only resources I've drawn from. But look at Uncle Grandpa. He does any attack he wants, pulling it from thin air, and no one bats an eye. In fact, they're super effective. So you know what? Why don't I just do the same? After all, if the attacks of everyone else are any indication, I have the power." The Scribe walks up to Chara, the Angel of Genocide. He scrutinizes Chara's knives carefully. "Those are pretty sharp knives there, Chara. But have you ever considered putting them to the test against other knife wielders?"
Before Chara can even react, they are flung to another plane of existence. They are in a very dark room and can barely see anything. Suddenly, an announcer's voice rings out from all corners of the room. "LAAAAADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO CHOPPED (THE OTHER ONE)! I'M YOUR HOST, KNIFE MCKNIFE!" Floodlights turn on, shining across the entire room. Chara can now clearly see that they are in some kind of studio with a live audience made to resemble a kitchen. Chara is locked in a chair next to a few other people they don't recognize. They are apparently on some sort of game show. Chara doesn't quite know how to feel about this.
The announcer, a sentient knife, keeps on shouting. "LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR OUR LUUUUCKY CONTESTANTS! FIRST UP IS THE SPY FROM TEAM FORTRESS 2! HAILING FROM FRANCE, THIS MASKED MERCENARY HAS MANY DISGUISES! INCLUDING ONE FOR YOU??? MAYBE! JUST KEEP YOUR EYE OUT AND DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON HIM!" The Spy grins and lets out a few 'hon hon hons', showing where his true allegiance lies. "NEXT UP IS SOME RANDOM HOODED ASSASSIN FROM ITALY! I'M PRETTY SURE HE HAS KNIVES SOMEWHERE IN THAT COAT BUT I'M TOO SCARED TO CHECK! HAHAHA, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME." The figure in the white hood does not move. "THEN WE HAVE ISAAC'S MOTHER WHO LIVES IN A SMALL HOUSE ON A HILL! DON'T LET HER GROTESQUE FORM FOOL YOU, SHE'S PRETTY CRAZY! SAYS SHE HEARS THE VOICE OF GOD! I DON'T KNOW, WOULD YOU CALL A KNIFE GOD, FOLKS? I KNOW I WOULD!!" The overweight woman twists her mouth into a cruel grin, staring down everyone.
The announcer looks at Chara. "AND LASTLY, WE HAVEOILUGASF" Chara was getting sick of hearing his voice. A knife ought to shut him up. The announcer splits in two, bisected by the fury of Chara's knife. They allow a smile to grace their face. The audience, however, is shouting hysterically. They all take off their hoods to reveal that every single one of them is a knife. All the members of the audience yell a single word, over and over and over: "DISQUALIFIED! DISQUALIFIED! DISQUALIFIED!" The knives surge toward Chara. They try to slice through the crowd with their own weaponry, but any metal they throw is absorbed into the crowd's frame. The knives all rush towards Chara, surrounding them and melting into a liquid tomb. Chara tries to dodge, but the resulting attack is far too large.
Fortunately for Chara, it seems like the crowd wasn't going after Chara at all. They were going after their knives. The crowd passes through Chara unharmed, but they find that several of the knives in their Knife Clusters have been stolen. The crowd, now acting as a single hivemind, releases Chara from her locks. "FIGHT US TO PROVE YOUR WORTH. THIS IS CHOPPED: A BATTLE OF THE KNIVES." Chara grins, silencing the other contestants with a well-timed throw of one of their blades. The contestants fall to the floor, twitching in a heap. Chara leaps through the air, holding a fistful of knives as they stare down the crowd.
In a furious battle, the crowd of knives has fallen entirely, smashed into broken pieces. Chara stands on the mound of molten metal triumphantly. But just as victory is within their grasp, it is taken away. The knife shards fly into the air, forming a single cohesive fist. Chara prepares a shield of knives to block the attack and run, but the fist just smashes through the knives entirely, cracking them and adding to the fist's mass. Chara wonders what could be animating the knives, looking around the room. Then, at the top of the bleachers where the audience once was, she sees the Scribe, controlling the metal. Chara flings a single knife at the Scribe. He dodges, but his concentration is broken, and the illusion shatters. All the knives fall haphazardly around the Battlefield. Chara rushes to pick them up, but the Scribe lights them all on fire, dealing even more damage to Chara's Knife Clusters and rendering the plethora of sharp objects completely unusable as they disintegrate into ashes.
==Turn 1==
Level 3!
Ante Matter: 100,000/125,000.
==Alchemies/Charges==
Darkness: 14/50.
Charge #6: 7/50. (+5 from Tazz.)
PACT RETURNS: 50/50 from Tazz. Saved 1/3.
+3 to ninjatwist, because why not.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 15/16
Wand && Modular Upgrade == Modular Wand 8/8!
Metal Rod || (Never Tell Me the Odds && Pure Probability Energy) == The Betmaker 4/14
Module && Miniature Red Sun == ??? 1/???
==Action/RP==
Crystal staggers upright after respawning, shuddering for a second. “Okay. Not only was I just absorbed by a massive flower and then unceremoniously spat out again, I have also come closer to dying than ever in all my ten millennia and more of life, less if you don’t count backstory. No more selling souls to flowers. Make a note of that."
Mars rushes over, looking Crystal over for a second before responding. “You really gave your soul to that thing willingly? I hardly believed it, even after you did... whatever that was."
“Trust me, I regretted it soon after. First those coffins, then Chara, then the idea that those Coffins might... well, never mind that. Suffice to say, every last SOUL in there, me included, was explicitly okay with doing exactly what UserZero over there just did, which I’ll tell you right now is essentially the thing that ///let Tazz///caused her to/// do that."
The words separated from each other by slashes are somehow both heard at the same time, as though the words Crystal said there contained both meanings at once and the hearer’s mind, in making sense of that strangeness, overlapped them with each other. Mars ignores this. Clearly they have experience with Crystal.
“In any case, care to revive our old partnership? As you can see, there’s an enormous battle underway. It’s why I ///summoned you here///made you come here///made you canon///, after all."
Mars looks mildly disconcerted after that last conceptual split, but nods anyway. “Whatever you did, thanks. I can already feel the violence flowing into me, and I’ve been itching for a good battle for a while. This’ll be fun."
They ready their massive orichalcum direlance, which still glows with the effects of Immortal Blade Triumphant. Their hidden eyes rove over the battlefield, before settling on Sans. Crystal is silent, standing back. Mars shrugs, before rushing at the skeleton. Before they close to melee range, though, they pause. They draw what looks like an oversized orichalcum throwing knife from their armor, then—
>Cascade of Cutting Terror
—power seems to focus into it from their hand. They launch the throwing knife straight at Sans. Huh. I don’t see how that’d help—oh. Oh. It just split into about two hundred throwing knives, all but the original looking translucent, and all soaring in a cloud toward Sans. Yep. That might be a little harder to dodge.
==Entities==
/////
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
This is why you null posts, people. Granted, yeah, Splitdops are becoming so common they're now effectively the standard.
A critted 36,000 damage! Or it WOULD have been, if not for Sandfall, which as it turns out, leaves Ampersand invincible for when it activates. Such sad.
...OK?
I understand that you need to respawn, but you had a 2nd post so basically this doesn't matter, you'd have done it then. Let's just get this done now: You respawn, WALL, GIT GUD.
The wall vanishes or at least a massive, significant chunk of it-enough for safe passage for a wide and large variety of things. This doesn't obliterate the ENTIRE wall, merely a chunk of it in one side, but that's basically all you need for any purpose.
+$HaveARottenDay$: SHEET WE'RE IN THE RED WALL'S DOWN
*UserZero: I suspected that would happen sooner or later...Ugh.
*UserZero: Is the community outside in reasonable working order?
*Notch: Yes.
*Notch: I actually didn't expect it, but they seem awfully self-sufficient for a bunch of Minecraft players...No offense to anyone. The situation seems better than I'd thought it would be.
*UserZero: The Avatar Effect puts you where you're competent. Once the initial shock was over it was really only going to go uphill for them.
*Galladius475: The narrative isn't a jerk about this stuff...
*reallyjoel's Dad: Yeah! Hardly going to just up and dump you into a death world with no forewarning!
The other side of the wall is, surprisingly, a fully-functioning Minecraft community's outside world. Houses are plentiful and farms are large. There were only a few people outside but those who were are looking extremely uncomfortable by the presence of a Pirate Robot(?) and the trio of demigods.
They bolt, immediately.
*UserZero: Rotten, please make sure that they don't do anything to the civilians. If anything happens, you're dealing with them, personally...But don't go into the quarantined area yet, they might try deliberately drawing you in so Richard can have his way with you.
*UserZero: Galladius, continue working on finding the other survivors.
*UserZero: RJ's dad, keep working on the last resort.
*Galladius475: Last resort?
+$HaveARottenDay$: What last resort?
*Notch: ?
*UserZero: It's best if we don't talk about it beyond a snippet.
*UserZero: It is a reservation-an ace in the hole-for if/when we have to deal with the possibility of 477 going the whole way, however absurd.
*UserZero: It is also why I am having Galladius contact other survivors and get these guys out of here soon, because the firepower to kill him at that point ought to be planet-destroying.
*Notch: UserZero, we can't even think about that!
*Notch: This is-
*UserZero: Do you want a planet-obliterating maniac with no reliable superior or equal on our hands as the alternative?
*UserZero: He'll probably blow this place up as a celebration.
*UserZero: It gets worse, too. I'm not a believer in destiny, but some people have claimed he'll graduate to Universes. At least 3, if not more if he gets his way.
*Galladius475: I mean, it's not like we're going to use it, right?
*Galladius475: 477 will just die before then, he's not that strong...
*Galladius475: I think...
*UserZero: I agree but I don't want to risk this.
Richard proceeds to make a long tirade about not knowing about blowing up universes and being capable and competent enough to kill them all, but sadly as far as that conversation is concerned it doesn't' affect anything as you're within the walls and conversation is impossible with the outside from the inside. It's totally pointless so I'll spare you it.
But, now you CAN go outside...Interact. Talk. Tell them the truth...Even though you literally have no evidence of it whatsoever. Yet. You may need to decorrupt Crusher's Evidence now, as that would be the best time...
You see someone flying over in the distance. He stops short of you, hovering a few meters above. A few Endermen also teleport close but they notice the flying figure and stop.
The flying figure is, for all due intents and purposes, a Wario skin with as little Wario as possible. Basic coloration and WarioWare-style form clealry persented, but any showcasing of a W or his nose is replaced with a Dollar Sign (including on the bomb). It's also stuffed with money. The one real deviation is his right-handed glove: A symbol, purple and strong...Ugh. That symbol. A Captial Delta, or, D. No doubts about this one-Rotten was a Delta Plus Godmodder.
+$HaveARottenDay$: You heard most of that conversation. I know better than to assume you haven't.
+$HaveARottenDay$: Let's make this simple.
+$HaveARottenDay$: If any of you idiots feel like touching any of these civvies, I'll know.
+$HaveARottenDay$: And don't even think I'm some kind of short-change chump, or a gullible idiot.
+$HaveARottenDay$: These people have worked hard to get something out of the horrible situation they just got through-something out of being dead broke on somethings to have, a bankruptcy that $4.77 caused.
+$HaveARottenDay$: I don't know your situation, but you are not going to harm them, you understand? Not even a hair on their head!
+$HaveARottenDay$: Otherwise...Well. I'll put you in the RED.
+$HaveARottenDay$: Have a rotten day!
He vanishes. The Endermen quickly approach in his absense, and now that you're actually paying attention to them, you realize these aren't NORMAL Endermen. Or, Normal Endermen by your knowledge of Normal Endermen. For one, their eyes are Green. For another, they're clothed in stuff that basically resembles a dark green Police outfit, with black trimmings and a Golden badge of a Shulker. ONe of them-the only one additionally wearing what could constitute a police hat-steps forward.
???: Hello, Descendant. I am Braxis, of the Moog City Law Enforcement.
Braxis-and the other Endermen-bow.
Braxis: We greet they who duel the vile ones with open arms. Moog City welcomes you.
They stop bowing and stand erect again.
Braxis: Granted, we are not at Moog City right now...The desolation of this old ruin has at least given us quick access to the Overworld beyond teleporting, though, as it had a gaping hole to Moog City.
Braxis: It's under the Bedrock-don't worry about falling into the Void, though. We've got protections against that.
Braxis: ...There is one concern we have to notify you of in advance.
Braxis: Ender-Not some low-league Enderdragon, but the mother of them all, our chief slaver, our top enemy, The Shadow of the Crimson-THAT Ender-That vile beast...Her 14th incarnation to be precise...
Braxis: We know not her motives nor her whereabouts, as usual, but we are aware that she has been dealing with the Omega Plus Godmodder, UserZero.
Braxis: For what purposes we do not know, but we presume it has something to do with Her Gates...Or something. We aren't terribly sure, but we are to warn you. After all, the ranks of the Psi Wars included the Player...His Descendant should be aware of a task he may need to take up, in absense of a declared Player.
Braxis: We had presumed her reapperance would require more than a mere few Years, though...That is also concerning.
Braxis: Rest assured, we will send in some reinforcements should She ever appear-we have no reasons to assist beings whose powers they often exploit tear into space and time, and no reason to restrain ourselves against our immortal slaver.
Braxis: ...As for you three.
Braxis turns away from Toast (as you now realize she was only looking towards him/her/them/tem), and to the trio of Gail, Mikoto and Inari, with less admiration and more buisnesslike poise.
Braxis: We would normally charge you a fine of 75 Emeralds for the illegal intrusion of sacred ruins followed by attempted theft, but the unfortunate reactivation of that ancient guardian, coupled with the ruins desecration, is more than enough to let you off without punishment, if only because improptu Icepick Surgery is probably punishment enough.
Braxis: We claim no responsibility for what happened, mind-we only learend after the fact, those things were going to get dismantled later...
Braxis: Also, we don't know who did it but someone attempted to teleport into someone's office?
Braxis: Teleportation into buildings is illegal in Moog City, for theft and assassination prevention.
Braxis: We know whoever did it returned, so whoever did it is fined 75 emeralds.
Braxis turns back to ~Toast.
Braxis: We hope you luck on your endeavors, and feel free to visit the last free city of Endermen at any time.
Braxis and the other Endermen teleport away-not in Ender particles but in some kind of fog and smoke. You don't quite know, but at the very least these Endermen don't live in the End, so you presume their differences stem from this.
In any case: You now have access to Moog City (through the hole) and the local Minecrafitan population, and can commune with them! Sadly, Chat logs within the confines of the 5,000 barrier are illegible garbage outside it (a quick check confirms this), so you can't automatically prove anything without first De-corrupting all of your Evidence (though you can at least spread the word that UserZero isn't being truthful about things). You are also promised Moog City Reinforcements, if Ender appears-or rather, when.
Even I wouldn't think it too surprising if she was a Gatekeeper at this point.
Godmodder477: Hello?
Godmodder477:...Uh, go smash those guys.
He points in the loose direction of the three remaining PZs.
...OK.
Uzi just stands there, not even bothering to question why you decided to aimlessly run into her. You smack into her armor, take the thorns damage, and get flung backwards by serious knockback.
I think you posted the summon pre-mass null as quite frankly you already triple-posted. Ergo, the summon didn't happen (yet).
That's basically everything. Welcome, Canon_W!
You hit Saitama's Voicemail, thankful that the troll potential of calling someone completely different was not triggered.
UserZero stares at The Innocent One. Innocent One summoned!
Captain Falcon bodyguards Star's Phone!
You gain little information on the Archways that you did not already possess. One doesn't give off any feeling at all-the one directly behind. The one to the left is unsettling. The one to the right is calming. That's all the additional information.
space-time shudders around the desks as you turn towards them, and nine figures situate themselves amongst them. Tall and powerful, robed. You cannot get a glimpse at their forms-too obscured.
The one dead-center speaks.
Limbo...You would be correct, Star. No need to beat around the bush, then. We are the Council of Nine, overseers of this world. We have many duties-most primary amongst them the imprisonment of all Multiversal criminals. We do not believe you will be here forever, but until the time that the Narrative seeks your release, your crimes against the Multiverse-including most primarily the continuation of two Godmodding Wars. These Wars are inherently degrading to the very fabric of Fiction-every use of even the slightest godmodding power is a weakening of the bonds of space-time and casualty as we know it. You are also here on charges of assembling Multiversal Organizations and disrupting Universal Orders, both of which cause Narrative Resets in whatever world they/you touch respectively. Unsurprisingly, all upon a world reset do not magically revert to a prior period, as is assumed, and instead die, and your knowledge should have made this blatant. This mass death is to be avoided-the Narrative's will is beyond us, Star, but we shan't be provoking it into killing innocents. We will constitute aversions of Paradox Events to be exceptions to this-but nothing else. The counts are still staggeringly high.
You are not here to stay, for now, but consider this a taste of the punishment you have wrought for yourself.
The gateway behind you opens up, leading to a vast gray expense...You feel the eating of your very being increase ever-so-slightly. You're not sure if those warrant a stay in Limbo, but you're not really in a position to argue it...
The Council of Nine are still here, staring at you. You can ask them questions or just leave. You doubt they're going to be here forever, mind, but you don't think they're going to just run off the instant you walk out either. For that matter, that gate won't close until they're gone.
I've already said what I think of this; You'll have to resummon him (and correct your stats).
Shield of Murderous Intent summoned! It'll do as you say.
You hear the sound of a whope cushion just as you smash the scythe through 'sans,' making you realize what you just did was mostly a waste of your time, though sans is sweating harder than ever...
The Congolmerate's Stick breaks in two. It appears the mere wood wasn't too stable after that.
Levis Ignis AND energy condenser = Whatever complicated name tazz is going to give it 1/16
Interesting name for it, Piono.
The OP King negates the next 2 actions due to Throne Wars! You deal 7,000 damage to the Suit of Knives!
Nulled by Throne War!
I (think I) already gave you a level for ZoC and infinity of Love!...You can't make it dog. In fact, let me save you some time: An infinity of love is going to make it uncraftable. It's INFINITY. Infinity is powerful.
WISE FROM YO GWAVES && soul of the lord nooooooooopelemental = NOPE BACK IN YO GWAVES (Level 15: 1/16)
...You do that. That's not even an action.
The players are presumably already well-informed about the deathtrap within, given every inch of the wall was dedicated to keeping you OUT.
Action Nulled due to Throne Wars!
NSM Radar Overseer X and RSM Information Robot X both summoned! They will do as you say. I'll refer to them as the Radar Overseer and the Information Robot.
Yuzita killed! Yes, you can instant-kill entities under your control if you so see fit.
Mod: Intangible && Basic Magic Mods && Basic RPG Mods = Intangible Modpack (Level 5: 1/6)
16,000 damage to the Radar Overseer!
9,000 damage to Mr. Stun Guy!
You do so much at once that the only real thing you get done is dealing 2,000 damage to the Suit of Knives, as the Godmodders block your attacks easily (Richard through earplugs and Uzi through her liquid acidically melting SCP-173 in a single lick)! The Redshirts will do as you say.
Xia-Li Polyslayer && Rubber Bullets = Rotik Nexusruin (Level 9: 1/10)
Super Prototype Medigun && Force Field Generator = Shielder's Salvation (Level 8: 1/9)
Night Edge && Sun Stone = Sky Edge (Level 8: 1/9)
I had already said the Plusinator Crystal was a no-go! Spend that 50 on something else instead! (Plus we already have the Fine feature, which does this anyways). NOT summoned!
13,000 damage to the Suit of Knives!
Welcome Back, DarkSide!
On the one hand, you never did properly switch from GS to Neutral because all backstabs aren't dramatic if done rapidly, as you did, so that didn't fly. On the other, it's been such a long time that I will allow you this switch if you so choose-though GS as a now consistently gets +1 per turn and, honestly, I think playing Neutral is one of the most boring ways to play DTG. Your call.
Night's Edge && Fiery Greatsword && Oblivion Fuel Cell = Dark Inferno (Lv. 15, 1/16)
Daybreak && North Pole && Well-used magic barometer = Frigid Sun (Lv. 25, 1/26)
Daybreak is a massive one-shotting laser cannon, is responsible for the death of Project Binary's serpent projection back in DTG2, and overall, is not to be messed with lightly. Alchemy cap is currently 15, so you can't make this. Even then, Daybreak's properties make that a one-use high-damage weapon.
Sack || Moon Ash && Sun Ash && Eclipse Essence = Ashes to Timestamps (Lv. 14, 1/15)
22,000 damage to the Suit of Knives!
Yes, your overly-long explamation of how your simple attack wasn't working made it more deadly even though it didn't kill.
Welcome, ArcaneDreamer!
The Battlefield is being flung with the most absurd attacks imaginable, and everything is exploding. Everything. EVERYTHING. The world is probably only intact due to consistent rollbacking from whoever moderates this place. Things are dying in droves, in ways abnormal to Minecraft death animations, while simultaniously also undergoing these death animations. This place looks like a thousand video game/movie/Tv scenes meshed into one.
You respawn!
Short: UserZero blew up earth, blamed Godmodder477/Richard, and stuff happened. I think Pit explained this a lot better than I can.
Captain Falcon will do as you say! Rage levels intensify.
Attempting to walk through the other two gateways proves totally ineffective. They are solid walls. Only the back exit is open.
Thank you pit, for summarizing this game's story thus far so bluntly and beautifully.
UserZero pulls out an incredible series of pro moves to obliterate the boss within seconds, with no HP loss!
You're good, carry on.
Minecraft physics suddenly catch up. Your gold Pickaxe breaks. Actually, scratch that-it breaks into comonent molecules, not even visible dust.
For convenience, a Beginner's Guide to Minecraft (and a piece of paper to the Minecraft wiki) both appear for sake of sanity, because even you can't be that ignorant of where you are. This universe is...Rather central.
sans is sweating harder, though I believe this to be exertion to not strangle you. Uzi accepts the crown but stows it away. Finally, you will nerf Battlefury's next action.
...Or would have if this wasn't your 3rd post.
Not much lost, honestly.
Squirrel Sniper summoned!
God of Air charge 14/50
ENTITIES:
None.
INVENTORY:
None.
CHARGES/ALCHEMY/SUMMONS:
None.
ENTITY ACTIONS:
None.
PLAYER ACTIONS:
1. I begin to summon a sentient, ambulatory surrealist portrait of Bob Ross to politely direct would-be attackers away from me. Everyone loves Bob Ross.
Paper Bob Ross, N, HP 1/1
+Everyone Loves Bob Ross: No player or entity can target Bob Ross with an attack, nor can Bob Ross be collateral damage for any field-wide or AoE negative effect, regardless of lethality.
+Polite Discourse: Any attempts made to harm Bob Ross's current player are automatically directed towards another player of the GM's choosing.
-Opinionated: If Bob Ross's player does violent stuff, Bob Ross can leave the player for another.
-Karmic Death: Bob Ross can be made to disappear or vanished by entities with appropriate special attacks, but the player that orders the disappearance gains the [Evil] attribute.
2. I summon a pair of iron boots, Zelda style.
Iron Boots, Item
+Anchored: The wearer cannot be pushed, pulled, dragged, thrown, and is immune to any effects caused by wind. Also provides a passive +5 charge bonus to actions involving pulling other objects.
-Heavy: While worn, the wearer cannot fly or swim, and automatically sinks into soft hazards.
Wearable: By some juju, removing the boots and putting them back into your inventory causes them to not weigh you down anymore. Go figure.
LAST TURN RECAP:
I looked around.
FLAVOUR:
Canon scans the battlefield, her curly locks drifting in the wind as she pulls the bill of her Air Force Racing ballcap lower over her eyes. All these people look manic to her, insane. Rather than launch herself into the fight, she decides to go check out that big tree, even if she has to take the whole battlefield with her to do it.
DtG: Neutral, just wants to see that big tree in the middle.
Your flavour text lacks zest. Perhaps you should add some intelligence, hmm?~
\=========|INVENTORY|=========/
Obsidian Double-Edged Sword
Void Wood Staff
Basic food supplies
Medical flora
Spellbook: Void
Ancient Holocron
Mod: Intangible
Basic Magic Mods
Basic RPG Mods
Basilisk's Fang
Heart of the Void
Knowledge Gem
Blue Crystal x5
Circuit Stamper
\=========|ACTIONS|=========/
Alright, it's time to start with Intangible. If I understood correctly, these crystals, called „Mods“, can bring features from other dimensions here. And Intangible's dimension is based around souls, so I hope it doesn't conflict with Undertale's soul mechanics.
Ker picks off some bones from the ground. Looks like a lot of animals died here. Then, he sharpens them, summons a couple of sheep and kills them with the bones. Small white upside-down hearts float from them. He then stabs the hearts, and they burst out into an aura of energy. The aura wraps itself around the bones, continuing to circle through their surface.
Well, that worked well. Now the next part is creating the Knowledge Gem.
5 pieces of lapis fall out of nowhere. Ker picks them up, and comes to a nearby water source. He then throws one soulbone and one lapis into it. In normal terms, you would have to wait. But because he's a FREKING WIZOORD they instantly merge into blue crystals. He does that to the remaining 4, too. Then, he summons some iron-
Nah, screw it. I just don't have enough time. From now on I'm summoning pre-made things.
The iron ingots disappear. Instead, a fully-working pre-made Circuit Stamper appears, as he puts 1 crystal, 2 soulbones that he made again by summoning sheep and killing them and 1 redstone into it. A lever appears next to the Stamper and pulls itself. Nothing happens.
Oops, wrong lever.
The obsidian lever disappears, only to be replaced with a normal cobblestone lever that pulls itself. The Circuit Stamper's cover falls down, and out of the small hole on the bottom comes out a blue gem decorated with soulbone. Ker takes it, and focuses his mind on one place. A ball of energy shoots in that direction, and a man-size disk of souls appears there, revealing it's actually...
Seriously? I had to go through all of this just to get a guide? Couldn't they just write it in a book or something?!
Chaos.
A shadowy silhouette appears next to the Outer God.
You call yourself a God? You have the dare to call yourself an omnipotent creator?! Look at yourself. You don't have a face...
Outer God's „face“ vibrates, fading from existence.
... a shape...
His body starts fading too. The voice gets more distorted and demonic.
... or a name!
As the figure finished the sentence, the Outer God's form jumps back into existence so quick it almost fell.
I created the Moon. I summoned every terror that crosses the surface at night. I created a dimension, and in it three Dark Lords. I am trully Omnipresent, Omnipotent and Immortal. I am the darkness that resides in the Void. I am the Goddess that feeds on sanity. I am Nocturna the Shadow!
Suddenly, spears made of true darkness appeared everywhere around the Outer God. Well, not just normal darkness. This was the new definition of „dark“. It was dark, darker yet darker. It was feeding off light itself, sucking it and plunging it out of existence. And not just spears. Scythes, maces, swords, knives, pikes, halberds, axes, double-bladed versions of all those, giant three-bladed stars...
They all speed towards him.
\=========|SUMMONS/THINGS FOR LATER|=========/
Darth Nihilus: 12/50 (+3 from Uzi)
Uroboros: 6/50
Nocturna the Shadow: 6/50
+3 to Consumer
\=========|ALCHEMIES|=========/
Mod: Intangible && Basic Magic Mods && Basic RPG Mods = Intangible Modback (Level 5) 3/6
\=========|OUT-OF-GAME A.K.A NULLPOST|=========/
Nothing
Vermiculus Regis surrexit de tenebrae ad suo soliu
RNGesus decides to start summoning themself.
[CHARGES]
3/50 ~ THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, WHO HAS DEFEATED ENTIRE LEGIONS OF DEMONS AND OTHER UNMENTIONABLE EVIL STUFF BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO THINK OF ANYTHING BUT DEMONS, AND COULD POSSIBLY END THE UNIVERSE AT ANY MOMENT (+1 from Pricey12345)
1/37 ~ RNGesus
0/0 ~ ???
[ENTITIES]
None
Ignore.
Kaede is best girl
(Well, I'm bored. So I'll screw with Tazz's updates a bit. Don't worry. I don't create posts with proportions as epic as most other. And I'm mostly just testing a character for Neo-DtG/Post-Reset.)
A young little girl with an elegant dress enters the battlefield from a time rift. A slime-like creature is attached to her.
Ah, what a wonderful day. Now, where shall that being known as the Godmodder be? She looks around the battlefield, and finds out about the two Godmodders through her senses. As she looks around, her Manasite Shapeshifter protects her from any harm done from the crossfire. More than one of them? That's a pleasant surprise. Well then, if any Godmodder Hunters would like to tell me what's going on, I'd just do this.
Action:
Fraissa enters the battlefield as a GS. She then summons a thorny root that shoots up to Godmodder447.
Charges:
1/30: Heart of the Beasts: A staff that Fraissa normally wields. Stats: Artifact, 5 Durability. When used, grants a beast (basically her summons) a second attack for the turn and grants it a 20000 HP barrier for the turn, as well as +20% accuracy for the turn. Regains 2 Durability when I summon a beast.
2/20 (+1 from Terrain): Thunderbat: A large bat-like creature that can wield the power of electricity. 15000 HP. 6000 Attack. When attacking, it can deal 2000 damage to another target or grant itself a 2000 HP barrier.
2/20: (+1 from Terrain): Angelwing: A small fairy-like creature that aids ally by healing and protection. 15000 HP. Instead of attacking, it grants up to three entities a 3000 HP barrier and heals them for 3000 each.
She's basically a beastmaster that summons beasts.
Kaede is best girl
Quick note: Balancing here is much different from TVtropes.
The HP of the 30 charge should be (4000x30 = 120,000, + 10000 = 130,000), and the Hp of the 20 charges should be (4000 x 20 = 80000, + 10000 = 90000.)
Quick situational updoop: One of the godmodders blew up earth, Uz0 is blaming Richard, Toast blew a hole in the wall that keeps out players, Chara is murdering everyone, Notch is basically floating around and existing in a state of doing nothing, sans is wrecking everything, and Omega Flowey lived for a full turn then died due to refunds.
/infopost
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
FOCUSED ACTION!!!
8/50 A Youkai that is really bored
2/50 Right Foot Let's Stomp! For Real this time!
To Save The Earth, one Charge at a time Saved and Completed
+11 saved
+3 Ire
Well, forgot to add this last turn.
Mega Mushroom II Invincibility Star: True Mega Mushroom 12/16 (I believe you said this was level 15)
The ultimate in one turn buffs. Massive raise in attack power, and invincibility. What's not to like? Other than the long charge time.
Multiplies data gathering speed by 1.5.
Small Nuke && Flowers II Grass II Mushrooms II Saplings II Bone Meal: Reset Bomb 6/16
Holgraphic Projector && Loudspeaker: Message Sender 1/??
Hey, we need some way to get the data outside to everyone once we decrypt it.
Tazz, you should probably know that the Innocent One is supposed to be Alignment Neutral.
And it's a turn timer, not a charge timer. It will banish someone two turns from now.
Text Adventure in Limbo
"What." Star looks up at the Nine, a grimace plastered across his face..
"You are saying that every single universe I have been involved in has been subject to a..." Star shakes, enraged. "Reset?
If that is true, then I understand your decision. I am angry with myself.
If that is incorrect, then...well, you said it yourself: fighting to prevent a paradox is an exception. What am I doing then, in trying to prevent the two wars from not happening?"
Star turns and walks towards the open gate.
Feet from the entrance, he turns and faces the one who spoke again.
"I do what I believe is good with the information I have been provided through research and experience.
If there is some information I lack that would make my action detrimental to the worlds, then tell me, and I will change."
Star pauses to give the Nine a chance to reply.
His face then turns harsh.
"If, on the other hand, I have been back to the universes that I 'interfered with the order of things' in and noticed a distinctive lack of resets, I have no reason to change."
Star waits for any answer from the Nine, and then takes a few steps backwards into the gateway. Unless he receives a response that he wishes to answer.
"Scribe. You may not be able to hear me, but know that the only time someone cannot change themselves is when they no longer have the will to do so."
OOC Notes
Tazz, remember that Star already was physically on the battlefield. How else could his body have been stolen by the Umbral One? I'll stay in the quest though, that was almost definitely an oversight.
And quick question, are you claiming that DTG-canonically Star has caused hundreds of thousands of universes to be reset?
As almost said above, Star goes back to those places often, usually because For Want Of A Nail doesn't always work; more actions are required.
Meanwhile, everyone above me appears to have missed an opportunity. This is why I posted mid-splitdop-I knew I might have an important action. It turned out to be for a very different reason, though.
Captain Falcon uses this action to use the Falcon knee on Chara.
You know what, that's not epic sounding enough for a gatekeeper kill. And the Suit of Knives is still alive.
So this is what we're going to do.
CAPTAIN FALCON BEGINS BY EXPENDING ALL THREE OF CAPTAIN FALCON'S CHARGES IN ORDER TO MAKE THIS ATTACK AS GOOD AS POSSIBLE. CAPTAIN FALCON BEGINS BY RUNNING THROUGH THE HOLE IN THE WALL, AND COMES BACK WITH A TROPHY OF FOX. CAPTAIN FALCON TALKS TO FOX:
"HAPPY FEET!"
"Alright, come on!"
FOX GRABS THE SUIT OF KNIVES, KNEES IT, AND LETS IT GO. CAPTAIN FALCON GRABS IT AND SLAMS IT INTO THE GROUND. IT BOUNCES UP A BIT, OVER FOX, WHO DOES A BACKFLIP AND KICKS THE SUIT OF KNIVES OVER CAPTAIN FALCON'S HEAD. CAPTAIN FALCON GRABS IT AGAIN, AND KICKS IT BACK TOWARDS FOX. FOX HITS IT WITH HIS TAIL, AND KICKS IT BACK OVER CAPTAIN FALCON'S HEAD. CAPTAIN FALCON JUMPS AFTER IT, AND TIMES CAPTAIN FALCON'S FALCON KNEE PERFECTLY. CAPTAIN FALCON'S SWEETSPOTTED FALCON KNEE SHATTERS THE SUIT OF KNIVES, AND USES COME ON! YES! TO GET BACK TO THE BATTLEFIELD QUICKLY AND SAFELY. YOU KNOW, THE SUIT OF KNIVES WAS BASICALLY ACTING AS A SHIELD FOR CHARA. AND CAPTAIN FALCON JUST BROKE IT. WHICH IS PROBABLY WHY CHARA IS OVER THERE, BARELY STANDING, WITH STARS CIRCLING ON TOP. CAPTAIN FALCON SPRINTS UP TO CHARA, FACES TOWARDS THE CROWD THAT DECIDED LOOKING ON THROUGH THE HOLE IN THE BARRIER WAS A WISE MANEUVER (AND AT LEAST ONE OF THE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE HERE WILL) AND USES HIS FAMOUS TAUNT.
"SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!"
CHARA, AS IF IN A DRUNKEN HAZE, SENDS A FEW KNIFE CLUSTERS TOWARDS CAPTAIN FALCON. CAPTAIN FALCON'S FIRE MELTS THEM BEFORE THEY CAN TOUCH HIS BODY. WHY? BECAUSE CAPTAIN FALCON'S FIST IS ALREADY ABLAZE, BEHIND HIM. HE TURNS, REVERSING HIS STANCE, AND YELLS TO THE CROWD...
"FALCON! PUNCH!"
THE REVERSED FALCON PUNCH HITS CHARA DEAD-ON. THIS SHOULD AT THE VERY LEAST DESTROY THE SUIT OF KNIVES, AND CAN DESTROY CHARA, POSSIBLY. UNLESS THAT 9999 HP ACTS LIKE PLAYER HP.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
@Tabbune If you find your posts start deleting, make 11 total posts elsewhere on MCF (besides forum games).
~Charges~
That's Pretty Boss. 2/50 (+1 from Pricey)
DOSH 3/25 (+2 from Hezetor)
Who gave a damn about paradoxes anyway? 3/50
~Alchemy~
-NOP-
1+ to Hezetor, +1 DarkSide (welcome to the real world), +1 to Pricey
~Inventory~
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
Sodarayg (Level 10)
Source of Confusion (Level 10)
The Scrapper's Armory (Level 10)
Wildfire (Level 10)
~
Red - Level 1 - 33'000/50'000
Blue - Level 1 - 0/50'000
Yellow - Level 1 - 0/50'000
x4'000 on single digit taking entities.
~Action~
could i have a description of wildfire thanks its the lighter with firework things
~Toast winds up, and tosses a yellow stress ball with a smiley face on it at User Zero. It bonks her on the nose, before dropping to the ground.
sorry to burst your bubble toast but...
It literally does nothing. IT LIT-ER-AL-LY does nothing. And that's all ~Toast had planned. She hadn't thought very far ahead. It was a bit late, she had already used her action for this turn.
rip
did you really expect anything from that you dont seem to have thought this through
Well, besides gently nudging an olive near her feet, which rolled away slowly. But is that really worth mentioning? An OLIVE. Seriously, what could an olive EVEN DO? 'Why would you ever be significant in Destroying the Godmodder/s?'
~canned laughter~
Everyone laughs at the olive's misfortune at being placed in such a cruel world. 'Look at that olive, so small, so insignificant. It'll never grow up to be awesome and cool like us.' ~Toast, believing the hate was directed at her, stormed off to the Engiezero, which was still a ship, figuratively and literally. She didn't have time for this.
Almost in response to all this, a beautiful blue butterfly flutters down onto the ground. You have no idea what metaphor this could POSSIBLY represent.
Anyway, a few moments later, a bunch of builders call, arrive and start building a road across the terrain. A massive road, in fact. one-way 8-lane highway, to be precise. Appropriately, this grabbed everyone's attention for a bit. They all kinda just left the olive. It's not like it's plot-centric or will ever be significant in any way. Cars, trucks and motorcycles begin racing up and down the new road, oblivious to the battle adjacent to them. The olive, kinda ignoring regular physics, continued to roll onwards, and towards the road.
Drivers may have been oblivious to the battle, but they were not oblivious to the olive. They knew the dangers of olives. They read the government safety guides. They had seen the seen the videos. They swerved away, trying to get away from the approaching olive! LUCKILY, most of them got to safety, anf the olive would just roll to the edge of the road. One truck however, briefly tore his eyes away from the road (despite the DANGERS and the SAFETY GUIDES and the VIDEOS), and noticed a foam stress ball. How awesome are stress balls?o
"Cool."
And in that moment, disaster struck! The olive wedged itself between the road and the truck, and it (the truck) was flung hiiiiigh into the air.
TL;DR: ~Toast chucks a thing at Uzi, it knocks an olive away. It rolls onto a suddenly existent road. A truck trips over the olive, and falls on Uzi.
Butterfly effect boiz.
Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?
Ah, as strong as I thought. Well, I'll let you go for a while. It doesn't take my Hunter-Senses to say that I have no wish to be annihilated by a cluster-knive wielding maniac. Fraissa summons a missile of natural energy, then launches it at the Suit of Knives.
Charges:
2/50: Wileder of the Crystal's Scepter: Fraissa gains a Health Bar (250 000) and gains new abilities. Once per turn, she may grant an entity under her control a barrier that absorbs the first 10000 damage dealt to it this turn. That entity also deals 50% more damage this turn. Friassa can summon an Alaxian Elemental that has 20000 HP, attacks for 5000 and passively heals Fraissa for 5000 each turn. This summoning has a 3-turn cooldown
2/20: Thunderbat: 90000 HP entity. Attacks for 5000 each turn and can either deal 5000 damage to another target or create a 5000 point static barrier when attacking.
2/20: Frostcliff Bear: 70000 HP entity. Attacks for 10000 HP. Has a 20000 HP barrier that regenerates for 5000 a turn.
(I don't know how much attack those formula gives me.)
([down] Thanks. Does halving HP for double attack or vice versa work here?)
Kaede is best girl
\=========|INVENTORY|=========/
Obsidian Double-Edged Sword
Void Wood Staff
Basic food supplies
Medical flora
Spellbook: Void
The stuff that's missing is put in a chest.
\=========|ACTIONS|=========/
THREE DAYS LATER...
The Fortress of Ker'Nor stood tall, its towers reaching the skies. The smallest tower's top had a bridge connected with a mountain side, and it was filled with golems walking from it and to it, carrying bags sometimes filled with precious ore. They didn't need pickaxes or dynamite, as on their right arms, where the hand would normally be located, was actually a giant hammer.
In the Royal Hall on his obsidian throne waited self-proclaimed Emperor Ker'Athri Uroboros. He waited, and waited, until a different looking golem came there. It was smaller, human sized. The golem was holding a shield with Ker'Nor's banner on it. Crimson background, a golden ring with four gems and inside it a giant winged snake forming the letter S. He also wore black steel armor with a crimson cape and a knight helmet.
My Lord, I managed to infiltrate the SCP Foundation's laboratories.
Have you found anything useful?
I have found some papers that fool Crusher thought weren't important to hide. It contains info about something or someone they call „SCP 049“. Possibly our future contract.
Hmmm. Interesting. You may leave.
The golem started slowly walking towards the exit, in case his master asks anything else. He was just about to leave, when the Emperor shouted.
Arxelus! I need you to deliver a letter for someone. They call her User Zero.
If you say so, my lord.
He gave a scroll tied with a crimson rope to the golem. The letter was:
„Hera. If you managed to get this letter, that means two things. First, I won't melt my paladin Arxeus, the one who probably brought you this letter. If he didn't but you still got it, he's possibly already dead and someone found this letter and gave it to you. Second, I found out something. Remember how I said something about summoning a Godess? Well, in order to do that, I must summon her exactly six times. Every summon brings one part of her. The Space Ritual will summon her body. The Time Ritual will give her back her memories. The Reality Ritual will make her actually real, and not some apparation. The Soul Ritual will bring her knowledge of souls. The Power Ritual will summon her powers, and at last the Mind Ritual will summon her consciousness. Now, that would work theoretically. But would it work here? Because, if I heard correctly, one person can summon one entity with maximally fifty „charges“, and this counts as three hundred „charges“. So, will it work if I summon the same entity's parts seperately? Will that boost the entity's powers? I don't know much about this world's mechanics, and that is why I am asking you.
After the paladin was gone, Ker put on his Soulbone Armor. He had about 15 of every soul except the Noble souls and Doomed souls. But every other type he had. Benign. Predatory. Unhinged. Wise. Malleable. Immutable. When he was sure nobody will come in, he teleported near Sans, waiting for the right momment to strike.
The paladin came back into the Royal Hall.
My Lord? You forgot to tell me how she.....
But nobody came.
...... looks.
Nonexistence.
A red mist wraps around Ninjatwist, causing him to suffocate. No matter what he tries, it always wraps itself tigher and tigher. This continues until he fallls unconscious, at which point it disappears.
\=========|STRUCTURES/BUILDINGS|=========/
Fortress of Ker'Nor:
\=========|SUMMONS/THINGS FOR LATER|=========/
Darth Nihilus: 18/50 (+4 from Uzi. +2 for mistake editing)
Uroboros: 6/50
Nocturna the Shadow: 6/50
+3 to Consumer
\=========|ALCHEMIES|=========/
Mod: Intangible && Basic Magic Mods && Basic RPG Mods = Intangible Modpack 4/6
\=========|OUT-OF-GAME A.K.A NULLPOST|=========/
Tazz, please do me a favor, try calculating what my charges’ stats should actually be. I made mistakes where I thought Uzi gives +3 instead of +4 (That is why I added +2). So just tell me what the charges should actually be
Vermiculus Regis surrexit de tenebrae ad suo soliu
/
placeholder/nullBecause really, we shouldn't let people split the dop by this much (even if life does force such huge cracks between the updop posts)
Tazz, I think you should go back to making both skeledop posts at roughly the same time to avoid having a huge buildup of posts right next to each other.
Oh, and tazz, I thought that posts between the splitdop were to be auto-nulled, so I left that one, especially since there were large amounts of charge discrepancy, as can be seen with how much it jumped up in the next post.
The first of my three posts was one I thought was going to be auto-nulled, otherwise I would have /nulled it.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I spawn; and duck the knife that will inevitably be thrown at me; as well as the myraid explosives and stuff.......
WHATS GOING ON???????
My suggestion: Redstone Power Distance
Basic info:
Terrain: Dinner. +1 to all entities that can use charges
Weather: Blasted Sacred Hammer. Does something with lightning.
Events: Undertale Invasion. Yes, I know events don’t exist, deal with it.
Sides: Support-A-Serial-Killer (PZ), Avoid-Paradoxes (AZ), Slay-Both-Godmodders (GS), Do-Whatever-You-Want (N), Kill-Everything-That-Moves (H).
Godmodders: UserZero/Uzi/Hera Ω, Godmodder477/Richard γ, Sans?, ConsumerOfAll α, $HaveARottenDay$ Δ, other guys you most probably won’t fight.
Bosses: Omega Flowey (Dead, only thing alive about him is his last attack, “Or be killed”), Chara (Gatekeeper, can instakill), Sans (GS, can kick ass).
Important stuff: the Earth is destroyed (I blame Richard) so you are basically your character (Except if you are a dimensional traveller), the Wall seperating everyone from civilization behind it is REKT, Uzi is vulnerable after the second split update because of “Or be killed”, Undertale ofically conquered the internet.
/null
Vermiculus Regis surrexit de tenebrae ad suo soliu
HOW DID YOU MANAGE THAT CONSUMER?
TEACH ME YOUR SORCERY!
/null
My suggestion: Redstone Power Distance