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*Found a local DTG dance club and goes off dancing out of existence since Tazz isn't made a update in 1 week*
I noticed that DTG 0 is on Break due to Tazz being sick however, My project I was working on is Entity Battle Royale/Project Nostalgia the Link is here just if you want to hop in. http://s15.zetaboards.com/DTG_Forums/topic/8346580/1/
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
[RP AND ATTACKS]
I decide not to wait for the EoTB and instead go straight into fighting Omega Flowey. First of all, I take all of the grief created by people who have fought Omega Flowey or any masochists who decided to join up with him, and hold it in a cloud. Now, Omega Flowey may say something like, "* You idiot. * Do you really think that you can harm me? * How sweet.", unfortunately for him, this is not a direct attack at him, so his invulnerability means nothing.
The cloud of grief floods into the SOULS, and they feel a burst of emotions, like wanting to kill themselves, or thinking this was a bad idea. Well, not the last one, but you get the point. Omega Flowey, while not having emotions, feels the debuff given to the six SOULS giving him power, and takes the debuff by proxy. While he may not feel the direct effects of high amounts of grief, he will definitely feel the magical effects of Grief. This should downgrade him completly wrecking the field to slightly wrecking the field.
Alpha Ascension:
Preparing to become an Alpha Godmodder isn't the easiest of things, as you need to break reality to become one. What methods do you use to break reality? 50 post charges, or Level 25 alchemies, of course. Level 25 Alchemies are impossible to get here due to the alchemy cap, and people do 50-post charges here all the time, so that's what I'm going for. Why am I going into a monologue about this? Because I'm so close to achieving this, of course. I'M SO CLOSE. I'm getting too hyped up about this, aren't I?
Anyway, I command the Spell Matrix, yes, that from when we were still facing Twitchy, to drive from around 3900 blocks away from Yggdrasil to here. It reaches here in a matter of seconds, much quicker than sans, before I take out some more grief, this time out of nowhere, and take out a butterfly catching net to go SOUL-fishing. This somehow works, and I get the SOUL, probably of one of Uzi's victims or somebody who got teleported here due to the Avatar Effect and died. I overload it with grief I created out of nowhere, causing the SOUL to start becoming distorted, and turn into a Witch, which creates a barrier, an area under the control of the Witch with heavily distorted laws of physics. If I could control the grief in here, I could warp reality while inside the barrier, which is going to be the core of what allows me to become an Alpha godmodder.
I enter the barrier, and come across a blocky landscape, obviously based on Minecraft, which is how the SOUL got here, of course. I step forward, and notice Creepers. I say Creepers, but they appear to be distorted. They approach me, attempting to tackle me, but I take out only my railgun and fire at them, destroying them, before I supercharge it with some grief from the barrier, and fire it, causing the barrier to be distorted. I use this moment of distortion to take control of the barrier for an instant, and
Wait a few seconds, I just need ABSOLUTE CONTROL, and there. Wait, why is 'absolute control' emphasised? I swear that wasn't me, and I'm pretty sure that wasn't the Witch, wherever that is. Carrying on, I use this moment of control to effect the world outside of the barrier, managing to pull the Spell Matrix into the barrier like I should have done earlier, before creating an area of highly distorted reality around where the barrier is in Minecraftia. I pull a grief seed out of nowhere, and put it into the center of the Spell Matrix, before creating more artifacts that should have a high influence over reality such as Ichor and Compressed Balanced Vis Crystals, and writing in runes around it that state, CONSUMEROFALL, ASCENDS (TO), ALPHA GODMODDER. I then infuse the sheer power of the 50 post charge into the Spell Matrix, and activate it. Reality inside the barrier begins to warp, before the barrier collapses in an aura of reality bending Majjyks, forcing me out.
The tear in reality around where the barrier should be grows bigger, before falling on my Minecraft avatar. The reality bending Majjyks enter my avatar, before somehow exploding out of my screen and...
[APPROXIMATELY THIRTY MINUTES LATER]
What happened... oh wait, I was busy becoming an Alpha godmodder. I guess I should figure out if that insane plan worked or not. Let's tell somebody to ask where I am.
Pesterlog
consumerofAll [CA] started pestering unknownTattle [UT] CA: Hey UT, can you tell me where I live? UT: that's a silly question and you know it CA: Tell me. UT: fine you live in UT: where do you live i swear i know where you live CA: Okay, what I did worked. UT: im confused consumerofAll [CA] stopped pestering unknownTattle [UT]
It worked, and I have the Veil up subconsciously. This is PERFECT. Again with the weird emphasis.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS] Alpha Ascension: 50/50 COMPLETE! (+4 from Best Godmodder, +1 from Tazz, +2 from TT2000, +3 from battlefury13) ================================================== Purity 22/50 (+4 from Best Godmodder, +1 from Tazz) ================================================== Elemental Ascendance 35/50 (+4 from Best Godmodder, +1 from Tazz, +3 from piono) ================================================== ESP Railgun && Vial of Skytears == Grief Railgun (9/??) ================ Temporal Crystal && Gears ((Clock || Shield) && Magical Energy) == Replica of Homura's Shield (5/??) ================ (Lance && only my railgun) || (Staff of Restriction && Vial of Skytears) == Reliance (5/??) ================ +1 to TT2000, +2 to battlefury13 (I'm not assisting Revan just yet because he hasn't started his Elemental Ascendance charge, and won't do so for a while.)
I am now an Alpha Godmodder (yay). Hopefully. If possible, I choose the godmodding colour #000000 as the colour in the Battlefield and on my glove.
(At this point, I might as well post. Purity is swapped with Alpha Ascension because I really want to become an Alpha, and Omega Flowey needs to die a horrible death. It's safe to assume that Uzi gives out assists when the EoTB is finished.
It would be Alpha (the Unicode character) Ascension, but I edited this at time where the spam filter blocks Non Latin unicode characters. Don't see how that's getting rid of spam, but oh well.)
[INVENTORY]
ESP Railgun, only my railgun, Coin Launcher
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My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 6/16
Greater Orb of Earth 6/11
Orb of Earth complete!
7/50 for a deal
7/50 for The power of Earth
15/50 for Elemental Ascendence (+3 from crusher and ninjatwist)
The orb of earth, upon completion flies out of the alchemiter, slamming into the center of the vortex of elemental energy, and the levels of earth magic spike.
And begin to take form.
A vaguely humanoid shape appears, it... looks like an earth elemental, except there's not enough of it there to be considered a proper elemental yet. It's like there's... a few pieces of an earth elemental loosely combined into the shape of a full elemental.
Ah, about time Richie's toy got finished up. (Okay, I may have unintentionally lied when I said the OP King wouldn't be involved at all. He is involved, but only because my acting character isn't enough of a talker for me to have fun with him. The OP King is literally here for the sole purpose of giving me dialogue to list out.)
The form moves over to Richard, and... bows?
"Master."
After that brief, and slightly odd statement, it hovers away to look for targets...
It... it doesn't seem to care about Omega Flowey. At all.
Instead, it looks at Chara,
A small swirl of rocks begins to uproot itself from the ground, swirling around and around and around...
The figure seems to be straining though, and it releases.
A large wave, although not overly large, of rocks streams out from the elemental, launching a barrage of stones that begin knocking knives off of Chara's knife suit.
Really, the sound of stone and metal is really grating, it honestly is.
But a few people notice something strange about the elemental. Not all of the energy flowing into it is elemental.
It seems to be channeling... Descendant energies? This thing doesn't appear to be powered on it's own, it looks like it's feeding off the energy radiated by the Descendants in the area.
OP King, this plan of yours better work. I'm not going to be happy if this deal falters and Richard gets flattened by an overgrown weed with six clearly brain dead souls.
Revan glares at Chara.
Heh...
Nyarly seems quite amused by all that has happened.
Well, I think it is time to channel an old friend.
The Crown that Nyarlathotep had on a tendril, has somehow found it's way onto Nyarly's head.
Zanma is used upon Chara. -7 MP
Two phantasmal winds extend from Nyarlathotep and begin beating creating quite the updraft making the Outer God Airborne.
A forceful wind whips around the Suit of Knives scattering the knives making up the suit, the Knives make a dull thud as they slam against the ground.
Revan aids on the assault against Chara, crushing the Suit's Knives with the Force as if it was made of aluminium.
Chara, didn't Toriel ever tell you not to play with knives?
Charges
The Crawling Chaos: 47/50 (+3 from Piono, +1 Tazz for all, +2 Richard)
Who Said I Don't Care About the Earth?: 33/50
Eldritch Ascendance : 32/50
Assists
Battlefury x3
Alchemiter
Tendril of an Outer God && Alchemiter 1/?? (Alright, I'll stop fooling around.)
This appears to corrupting the Alchemiter into something else, for real this time.
The Pack-A-Punch with Built in Mystery Box
This legendary version of the Alchemiter has the standard features of the Alchemiter with a bonus; It also has a side function which allows the items in the Alchemiter it be completely randomized into another alchemy. ?? will trigger the Mystery Box function. All items will also become Eldritch (unique status which could slightly damage Sanity of opponents when used) put in the Pack-A-Punch.
I think Tazz should just cancel the EOTB for some random reason to get things moving at least somewhat. Its better than waiting another week for the EOTB to come out, as the main reason the update hasn't happened was because Tazz is too sick to concentrate on managing hundreds of entities and stuff in an EOTB. Though it does just push the problem back to the next full update, that update probably doesn't need the EOTB either (based on the idea that everything is randomly stunned when a huge boss shows up), so that way we can get 2 updates in before needing an EOTB.
I think Tazz should just cancel the EOTB for some random reason to get things moving at least somewhat. Its better than waiting another week for the EOTB to come out, as the main reason the update hasn't happened was because Tazz is too sick to concentrate on managing hundreds of entities and stuff in an EOTB. Though it does just push the problem back to the next full update, that update probably doesn't need the EOTB either (based on the idea that everything is randomly stunned when a huge boss shows up), so that way we can get 2 updates in before needing an EOTB.
/null
I worry that randomly canceling the EOTB because IRL reasons could become a dangerous slippery slope. I imagine it would be easier to do the second time, and time after that... yeah, yeah, fallacy or no, I feel like we shouldn't start sacrificing the game's integrity/quality for speed, even if it means a faster update schedule.
",monospace">Greetings, everyone! By the time you are seeing this I will already have left the site to pursue my dreams of becoming a full-time crackfic author. It was a though decision, I know, but some things just have to be done. Thank you for your help and support, I could never ave one this all without you. If you want to help and support me a a writer, please check ot my first story, [REDACTED] , over at the SCP Foundation.
Hey, this whole game is one giant crackfic anyways.
Oh, and I also started making crackfics too, such as Independence Day aliens vs XCOM in Subjugation Day. Don't worry though, a far wierder fic is coming.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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"Heh, I'm back..."
John erupts from the ground and looks at the horizon to see the destruction of Omega Flowey...
"Look over there, seems like a great time for me to join in on the fight... Now that I have learned my former power, I must strive to regain it. Of course, you would like to know what it is wouldn't you? Well, I'M TO LAZY SO SHUT IT...
"Oh yes, my assistant would like to join in the fun too, he should be arriving soon."
Alchemies:
CODE:
2511
Post this somewhere secret when I am summoned
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Now, as for next turn, it will literally be so short that it will get done on time. Basically, you can constitute most of your posts as null right now, not because of any dumb GM thing but because realistically what happens next turn is big enough to warrant that next turn be a 'dummy turn' to have the events happen. Be aware of that.
After all, when FATE works its wheels, all falls to the wayside.
How do you expect to kill us all if we're immortal?
We're physically invulnerable to damage.
Even if you somehow manage to kill us,
We'll come back again.
And you won't get the reaction you want.
Flowey.
I'm a Soulless.
One who has no soul.
If you want to know why,
I'll tell you.
I live in a universe where souls don't exist.
Well, at least not in reality. Undertale's a thing. :U
(God, I'm rambling now, aren't I.)
Redstone then pulls out Firebrand and dashes straight at the monitor. He keeps slashing at the glass screen.
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To take the test, check out http://minecraftnoobtest.com/test.php
Wait, so nothing I do this turn matters? Hooray! I then torch an entire forest, killing everything within it.
Marvel of Machinery: 26/50
some loser: 19/25
roleplay stuff that nobody probably cares about.jpg
Informer: Well, I'm off to Canada! You can't expect me to go near that stuff!
Alpha Base: Not so fast.
Informer: Huh?
Alpha Base: Well, for starters, Canada was blown up with the rest of the Earth. And secondly, your contract doesn't run out until two years from now.
Informer: You can't prove that!
Alpha Base: Actually, I can. Let's see here... Ryan Phelps, age 32, first joined three years ago, contracts last for five years... Yep, I just proved it.
[RP AND ATTACKS]
I blatantly ignore the fact that that most actions here are ineffective (basically everything excluding Omega Flowey, maybe a few summons, LIMBOQUEST, because that's what it basically is, me becoming a godmodder which I am still overtly smug about.).
With my newfound powers as an Alpha godmodder, I try out a curse, in this case the Curse of Levitation. I say Curse, but it's really more of a blessing, as the effected, which are the Hulk, the Meguca, the Witch, the Kardinal, Southfrie and our new Gatekeeper, Chara, find themselves about ten blocks above the Bonesea for a single turn. Joshua and Mega Fatty are immune, so it shouldn't matter. Richard's going to dispell the curse simply to what Uzi did to Inversion, isn't he?
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS] Terrors from the Future 1/30 ============================== Magical Theories 23/50 ================================================== Elemental Ascendance 36/50 ================================================== ESP Railgun && Vial of Skytears == Grief Railgun (10/11) =========== Temporal Crystal && Gears ((Clock || Shield) && Magical Energy) == Replica of Homura's Shield (6/16) ================ (Lance && only my railgun) || (Staff of Restriction && Vial of Skytears) == Reliance (6/13) ============= +2 to TT2000, +1 to Battlefury
(I decided to give levels to my own alchemies because this is taking a while to get some. I also swapped Purity with Academy City's Power Curriculum Program Magical Theories for Permadeath prevention and levelling systems. I'd just like to point out that most people spent a 50 post charge to get the ability to get armour, and I spent a 50 post charge to straight up become extremely OP, as well as immediately getting 5 Armour.
Seriously guys, are we just going to not try and at least try to buff our entities or weaken/attack the opposite side just because Tazz said that none of your actions are going to matter? Is this some ploy to pretend to have no Determination so that we don't get targeted by Determination Extraction? Am I going to get targeted by Determination Extraction because I decided to make an action this turn (no, obviously, because I have no abilities apart from godmodding)? Only time will tell.)
[INVENTORY]
ESP Railgun, only my railgun, Coin Launcher
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My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
*Found a local DTG dance club and goes off dancing out of existence since Tazz isn't made a update in 1 week*
I noticed that DTG 0 is on Break due to Tazz being sick however, My project I was working on is Entity Battle Royale/Project Nostalgia the Link is here just if you want to hop in. http://s15.zetaboards.com/DTG_Forums/topic/8346580/1/
/justanannouncementduringonbreak.
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
rip this thread updating 2015-2016
edit; tazz has return
/rip
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
However this thread is not dead yet, Tazz is sick last week so hope we see an announcement this week
/0riginpause
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
[RP AND ATTACKS]
I decide not to wait for the EoTB and instead go straight into fighting Omega Flowey. First of all, I take all of the grief created by people who have fought Omega Flowey or any masochists who decided to join up with him, and hold it in a cloud. Now, Omega Flowey may say something like, "* You idiot. * Do you really think that you can harm me? * How sweet.", unfortunately for him, this is not a direct attack at him, so his invulnerability means nothing.
The cloud of grief floods into the SOULS, and they feel a burst of emotions, like wanting to kill themselves, or thinking this was a bad idea. Well, not the last one, but you get the point. Omega Flowey, while not having emotions, feels the debuff given to the six SOULS giving him power, and takes the debuff by proxy. While he may not feel the direct effects of high amounts of grief, he will definitely feel the magical effects of Grief. This should downgrade him completly wrecking the field to slightly wrecking the field.
Alpha Ascension:
Preparing to become an Alpha Godmodder isn't the easiest of things, as you need to break reality to become one. What methods do you use to break reality? 50 post charges, or Level 25 alchemies, of course. Level 25 Alchemies are impossible to get here due to the alchemy cap, and people do 50-post charges here all the time, so that's what I'm going for. Why am I going into a monologue about this? Because I'm so close to achieving this, of course. I'M SO CLOSE. I'm getting too hyped up about this, aren't I?
Anyway, I command the Spell Matrix, yes, that from when we were still facing Twitchy, to drive from around 3900 blocks away from Yggdrasil to here. It reaches here in a matter of seconds, much quicker than sans, before I take out some more grief, this time out of nowhere, and take out a butterfly catching net to go SOUL-fishing. This somehow works, and I get the SOUL, probably of one of Uzi's victims or somebody who got teleported here due to the Avatar Effect and died. I overload it with grief I created out of nowhere, causing the SOUL to start becoming distorted, and turn into a Witch, which creates a barrier, an area under the control of the Witch with heavily distorted laws of physics. If I could control the grief in here, I could warp reality while inside the barrier, which is going to be the core of what allows me to become an Alpha godmodder.
I enter the barrier, and come across a blocky landscape, obviously based on Minecraft, which is how the SOUL got here, of course. I step forward, and notice Creepers. I say Creepers, but they appear to be distorted. They approach me, attempting to tackle me, but I take out only my railgun and fire at them, destroying them, before I supercharge it with some grief from the barrier, and fire it, causing the barrier to be distorted. I use this moment of distortion to take control of the barrier for an instant, and
PesterlogWait a few seconds, I just need ABSOLUTE CONTROL, and there. Wait, why is 'absolute control' emphasised? I swear that wasn't me, and I'm pretty sure that wasn't the Witch, wherever that is. Carrying on, I use this moment of control to effect the world outside of the barrier, managing to pull the Spell Matrix into the barrier like I should have done earlier, before creating an area of highly distorted reality around where the barrier is in Minecraftia. I pull a grief seed out of nowhere, and put it into the center of the Spell Matrix, before creating more artifacts that should have a high influence over reality such as Ichor and Compressed Balanced Vis Crystals, and writing in runes around it that state, CONSUMEROFALL, ASCENDS (TO), ALPHA GODMODDER. I then infuse the sheer power of the 50 post charge into the Spell Matrix, and activate it. Reality inside the barrier begins to warp, before the barrier collapses in an aura of reality bending Majjyks, forcing me out.
The tear in reality around where the barrier should be grows bigger, before falling on my Minecraft avatar. The reality bending Majjyks enter my avatar, before somehow exploding out of my screen and...
[APPROXIMATELY THIRTY MINUTES LATER]
What happened... oh wait, I was busy becoming an Alpha godmodder. I guess I should figure out if that insane plan worked or not. Let's tell somebody to ask where I am.
consumerofAll [CA] started pestering unknownTattle [UT]
CA: Hey UT, can you tell me where I live?
UT: that's a silly question and you know it
CA: Tell me.
UT: fine you live in
UT: where do you live i swear i know where you live
CA: Okay, what I did worked.
UT: im confused
consumerofAll [CA] stopped pestering unknownTattle [UT]
It worked, and I have the Veil up subconsciously. This is PERFECT. Again with the weird emphasis.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS]
Alpha Ascension: 50/50 COMPLETE! (+4 from Best Godmodder, +1 from Tazz, +2 from TT2000, +3 from battlefury13) ==================================================
Purity 22/50 (+4 from Best Godmodder, +1 from Tazz) ==================================================
Elemental Ascendance 35/50 (+4 from Best Godmodder, +1 from Tazz, +3 from piono) ==================================================
ESP Railgun && Vial of Skytears == Grief Railgun (9/??) ================
Temporal Crystal && Gears ((Clock || Shield) && Magical Energy) == Replica of Homura's Shield (5/??) ================
(Lance && only my railgun) || (Staff of Restriction && Vial of Skytears) == Reliance (5/??) ================
+1 to TT2000, +2 to battlefury13 (I'm not assisting Revan just yet because he hasn't started his Elemental Ascendance charge, and won't do so for a while.)
[BREAKDOWN, OOC AND ENTITY ADVANTAGE STATISTICS]
AZ: ??, GS: ??, PZ: ??
I am now an Alpha Godmodder (yay). Hopefully. If possible, I choose the godmodding colour #000000 as the colour in the Battlefield and on my glove.
(At this point, I might as well post.
Purity is swapped with Alpha Ascension because I really want to become an Alpha, and Omega Flowey needs to die a horrible death. It's safe to assume that Uzi gives out assists when the EoTB is finished.
It would be Alpha (the Unicode character) Ascension, but I edited this at time where the spam filter blocks Non Latin unicode characters. Don't see how that's getting rid of spam, but oh well.)
[INVENTORY]
ESP Railgun, only my railgun, Coin Launcher
My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
[AA]: Mookrush.
[PZ]: A paradox a day keeps continued existence away.
[GM]: Welcome to Pain and Suffering. (pls join)
Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 6/16
Greater Orb of Earth 6/11
Orb of Earth complete!
7/50 for a deal
7/50 for The power of Earth
15/50 for Elemental Ascendence (+3 from crusher and ninjatwist)
The orb of earth, upon completion flies out of the alchemiter, slamming into the center of the vortex of elemental energy, and the levels of earth magic spike.
And begin to take form.
A vaguely humanoid shape appears, it... looks like an earth elemental, except there's not enough of it there to be considered a proper elemental yet. It's like there's... a few pieces of an earth elemental loosely combined into the shape of a full elemental.
Ah, about time Richie's toy got finished up. (Okay, I may have unintentionally lied when I said the OP King wouldn't be involved at all. He is involved, but only because my acting character isn't enough of a talker for me to have fun with him. The OP King is literally here for the sole purpose of giving me dialogue to list out.)
The form moves over to Richard, and... bows?
"Master."
After that brief, and slightly odd statement, it hovers away to look for targets...
It... it doesn't seem to care about Omega Flowey. At all.
Instead, it looks at Chara,
A small swirl of rocks begins to uproot itself from the ground, swirling around and around and around...
The figure seems to be straining though, and it releases.
A large wave, although not overly large, of rocks streams out from the elemental, launching a barrage of stones that begin knocking knives off of Chara's knife suit.
Really, the sound of stone and metal is really grating, it honestly is.
But a few people notice something strange about the elemental. Not all of the energy flowing into it is elemental.
It seems to be channeling... Descendant energies? This thing doesn't appear to be powered on it's own, it looks like it's feeding off the energy radiated by the Descendants in the area.
Interesting...
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Revan tries to call out for help;
But nobody came.
Revan looks at the Outer God,
OP King, this plan of yours better work. I'm not going to be happy if this deal falters and Richard gets flattened by an overgrown weed with six clearly brain dead souls.
Revan glares at Chara.
Heh...
Nyarly seems quite amused by all that has happened.
Well, I think it is time to channel an old friend.
The Crown that Nyarlathotep had on a tendril, has somehow found it's way onto Nyarly's head.
Zanma is used upon Chara. -7 MP
Two phantasmal winds extend from Nyarlathotep and begin beating creating quite the updraft making the Outer God Airborne.
A forceful wind whips around the Suit of Knives scattering the knives making up the suit, the Knives make a dull thud as they slam against the ground.
Revan aids on the assault against Chara, crushing the Suit's Knives with the Force as if it was made of aluminium.
Chara, didn't Toriel ever tell you not to play with knives?
Charges
The Crawling Chaos: 47/50 (+3 from Piono, +1 Tazz for all, +2 Richard)
Who Said I Don't Care About the Earth?: 33/50
Eldritch Ascendance : 32/50
Assists
Battlefury x3
Alchemiter
Tendril of an Outer God && Alchemiter 1/?? (Alright, I'll stop fooling around.)
This appears to corrupting the Alchemiter into something else, for real this time.
The Pack-A-Punch with Built in Mystery Box
This legendary version of the Alchemiter has the standard features of the Alchemiter with a bonus; It also has a side function which allows the items in the Alchemiter it be completely randomized into another alchemy. ?? will trigger the Mystery Box function. All items will also become Eldritch (unique status which could slightly damage Sanity of opponents when used) put in the Pack-A-Punch.
He ate the bread that he made from stone
He fell from the Temple, never broke a bone
Bowed down to the Emperor and watched as former King was overthrown
He sits alone on his throne.
Updop will be back Today or Tomorrow if Tazz is feeling OK for this time.
/0riginpause
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
I think Tazz should just cancel the EOTB for some random reason to get things moving at least somewhat. Its better than waiting another week for the EOTB to come out, as the main reason the update hasn't happened was because Tazz is too sick to concentrate on managing hundreds of entities and stuff in an EOTB. Though it does just push the problem back to the next full update, that update probably doesn't need the EOTB either (based on the idea that everything is randomly stunned when a huge boss shows up), so that way we can get 2 updates in before needing an EOTB.
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I worry that randomly canceling the EOTB because IRL reasons could become a dangerous slippery slope. I imagine it would be easier to do the second time, and time after that... yeah, yeah, fallacy or no, I feel like we shouldn't start sacrificing the game's integrity/quality for speed, even if it means a faster update schedule.
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Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
\==STATUS==/ POST 1/2
XSlayer300 ????/????
The Sword 18/50 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 18/50 (1+ Tazz)
A Flower 5/50 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 5/50 (1+ Tazz)
Inbound ??/?? ==========?????========== CHARGING ??/?? (1+ Tazz)
\==ACTIONS==/
-Player Actions-
Charging: The Sword 18/50
A Flower 5/50
Inbound ??/??
Assisting: "To sa[SWITCHING]BZZT "Elemental Acendence"
Using my own 'Freakin-Cool-Regular-NotsoAwesome-OP' hands, I fired a laser beam to Hulk and all enemies near him.
\==STORY/RP==/
Then, it flashed. From cyan, to purple. In a very short time.
To Red, Green, Yellow, Blue.
XSlayer300. Now, everything became madness to him right now.
"Crack, things are getting weirder everyday, THIS IS AIN'T MADNESS. THIS IS FREAKIN MADNESS!!!"
*flashback*
:"I better get going. I cannot last long in this place."
\==ETC==/
/NA
\==INVENTORY==/
Offensive:
Rainbow Minigun [iiiii] 0/5
Summoners:
Radio
Rainbow Chest
Misc:
Card, 2 of Hearts. (Heals half of the max HP of the Entity.)
The beginning of the 5 Origins, and Undertale Madness.
The rest of them:
http://pastebin.com/dAiKBKaX
",monospace">Greetings, everyone! By the time you are seeing this I will already have left the site to pursue my dreams of becoming a full-time crackfic author. It was a though decision, I know, but some things just have to be done. Thank you for your help and support, I could never ave one this all without you. If you want to help and support me a a writer, please check ot my first story, [REDACTED] , over at the SCP Foundation.
Hey, this whole game is one giant crackfic anyways.
Oh, and I also started making crackfics too, such as Independence Day aliens vs XCOM in Subjugation Day. Don't worry though, a far wierder fic is coming.
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Take it to the forge guys.
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DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
The
Hidden RogueHunter 50/50 +9 from nulitor Complete!Government 28/50
IT'S TIME TO LEVEL UP! 7/10
+3 nulitor
"Heh, I'm back..."
John erupts from the ground and looks at the horizon to see the destruction of Omega Flowey...
"Look over there, seems like a great time for me to join in on the fight... Now that I have learned my former power, I must strive to regain it. Of course, you would like to know what it is wouldn't you? Well, I'M TO LAZY SO SHUT IT...
"Oh yes, my assistant would like to join in the fun too, he should be arriving soon."
Alchemies:
CODE:
2511
Post this somewhere secret when I am summoned
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IT'S DONE.
Now, as for next turn, it will literally be so short that it will get done on time. Basically, you can constitute most of your posts as null right now, not because of any dumb GM thing but because realistically what happens next turn is big enough to warrant that next turn be a 'dummy turn' to have the events happen. Be aware of that.
After all, when FATE works its wheels, all falls to the wayside.
26/50
1/30
Hurrah! Nothing I do matters! I am free from all responsibility!
I run around happily, slipping in fields of flowers, because it doesn't matter anymore!
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Spoke's Wings II Crystalline Blades = Crystal Blade Wings 3/6
Deus Noctem && Life Shaver II Machine Gun = Deterio Inclina 7/16
Dualizer && Heaven's Gate && Devil's Sunrise = Dual Balance 6/13
+2 IGN, +1 Toast
The Artist and The Yandere 25/50
It's Just a Game 4/50
Save the World... Sort of 15/50
(+1 to all rom TNT...?)
Heh.
Heheheheheheheheh.
That's very funny.
How do you expect to kill us all if we're immortal?
We're physically invulnerable to damage.
Even if you somehow manage to kill us,
We'll come back again.
And you won't get the reaction you want.
Flowey.
I'm a Soulless.
One who has no soul.
If you want to know why,
I'll tell you.
I live in a universe where souls don't exist.
Well, at least not in reality. Undertale's a thing. :U
(God, I'm rambling now, aren't I.)
Redstone then pulls out Firebrand and dashes straight at the monitor. He keeps slashing at the glass screen.
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out
http://minecraftnoobtest.com/test.php
War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
Wait, so nothing I do this turn matters? Hooray! I then torch an entire forest, killing everything within it.
Marvel of Machinery: 26/50
some loser: 19/25
roleplay stuff that nobody probably cares about.jpg
Informer: Well, I'm off to Canada! You can't expect me to go near that stuff!
Alpha Base: Not so fast.
Informer: Huh?
Alpha Base: Well, for starters, Canada was blown up with the rest of the Earth. And secondly, your contract doesn't run out until two years from now.
Informer: You can't prove that!
Alpha Base: Actually, I can. Let's see here... Ryan Phelps, age 32, first joined three years ago, contracts last for five years... Yep, I just proved it.
Informer: ...
Alpha Base: I'll expect you out there in 6 turns.
+2 to Redstone
It's High Noon
[RP AND ATTACKS]
I blatantly ignore the fact that that most actions here are ineffective (basically everything excluding Omega Flowey, maybe a few summons, LIMBOQUEST, because that's what it basically is, me becoming a godmodder which I am still overtly smug about.).
With my newfound powers as an Alpha godmodder, I try out a curse, in this case the Curse of Levitation. I say Curse, but it's really more of a blessing, as the effected, which are the Hulk, the Meguca, the Witch, the Kardinal, Southfrie and our new Gatekeeper, Chara, find themselves about ten blocks above the Bonesea for a single turn. Joshua and Mega Fatty are immune, so it shouldn't matter. Richard's going to dispell the curse simply to what Uzi did to Inversion, isn't he?
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS]
Terrors from the Future 1/30 ==============================
Magical Theories 23/50 ==================================================
Elemental Ascendance 36/50 ==================================================
ESP Railgun && Vial of Skytears == Grief Railgun (10/11) ===========
Temporal Crystal && Gears ((Clock || Shield) && Magical Energy) == Replica of Homura's Shield (6/16) ================
(Lance && only my railgun) || (Staff of Restriction && Vial of Skytears) == Reliance (6/13) =============
+2 to TT2000, +1 to Battlefury
[BREAKDOWN, OOC AND ENTITY ADVANTAGE STATISTICS]
Anti-Zeroes: 18, Godmodder Slayers: 8, Pro-Zeroes: 9, Undecided: 1, Hostile: 8
(I decided to give levels to my own alchemies because this is taking a while to get some. I also swapped Purity with
Academy City's Power Curriculum ProgramMagical Theories for Permadeath prevention and levelling systems. I'd just like to point out that most people spent a 50 post charge to get the ability to get armour, and I spent a 50 post charge to straight up become extremely OP, as well as immediately getting 5 Armour.Seriously guys, are we just going to not try and at least try to buff our entities or weaken/attack the opposite side just because Tazz said that none of your actions are going to matter? Is this some ploy to pretend to have no Determination so that we don't get targeted by Determination Extraction? Am I going to get targeted by Determination Extraction because I decided to make an action this turn (no, obviously, because I have no abilities apart from godmodding)? Only time will tell.)
[INVENTORY]
ESP Railgun, only my railgun, Coin Launcher
My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
[AA]: Mookrush.
[PZ]: A paradox a day keeps continued existence away.
[GM]: Welcome to Pain and Suffering. (pls join)
Re-posted after OF.
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