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The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
3/13/2011
Posts:
61
Minecraft:
crystalcat
Member Details
==Turn 2==
Level 2.
Ante Matter: 48,000/115,000.
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #4Bloody Sun: 40/40! (+1 from Richard. Thank you!) UNLEASHING...
Darkness: 13/50. (The other +1 from Richard.)
Charge #6: 1/50.
+3 to Bomber.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 14/16
Wand && Modular Upgrade == Modular Wand 7/8
Metal Rod || (Never Tell Me the Odds && Pure Probability Energy) == The Betmaker 3/14
==Action==
Crystal’s SOUL pulsates in its vial, waiting and watching. It’s preparing something...
40/40 charge expended!
Abruptly, it erupts with a blaze of purple light, a hole ripping in reality itself as something, or rather someone, tumbles out of it. This someone is in golden armor, and wields a massive spear forged of what seems to be pure gold the same as their armor. As they rise up,—
>Examine surroundings
>Battle in progress
>Join Battle
>Stone of Fiery Sunlight auto-activated
—the lance’s blade bursts into golden flame, casting the area in sharp relief. A brilliant-cut diamond set at the base of the haft glitters with the same flame. The figure takes stock of the area, noting the massive flower-abomination dominating the battlefield, the six coffins facing it down, and the angel of genocide floating over everything. They look about ready to attack the flower--
(Is that Crystal’s soul?)
—when they focus on the purple soul floating in one of the vials. At exactly that time, the soul pulses again, a nimbus of purple light forming around the figure’s head before dissipating.
>Receive psychic infodump
>Assimilate psychic infodump
>Change targets
(That thing in the knives has the capability to instant-kill anything. Better focus on it. Crystal’s in there, but he’s in there of his own free will.)
The figure turns toward Chara, a white-gold aura flaring around them.
"Hello. The name’s Mars. So, I hear you have the ability to instantly kill anything. Meet my own instant kill technique."
>Immortal Blade Triumphant
The white-gold aura flaring around Mars abruptly transfers over to their spear, which is properly known as a dire lance, merging with the golden flames already on the blade. Viewers gain an innate sense of understanding of the effects of said transfer -- the blade is now incredibly stronger due to being a conduit for the power and legend of Mars, who is apparently a Solar Exalted.
>Attack Chara
Mars rushes toward Chara, blade flaring with golden light, leaps, and an instant before the strike—
>World-Scarring Solar Glory
—the blade flares with golden light, so bright it might blind for a few seconds anyone who looked directly at it. Anyone who even catches a glimpse, though, both gains an inkling of what Mars is doing and sees Chara's Suit of Knives disassembling under the blade's edge as though it were no more than paper. This specific attack can be used to inflict an arbitrary amount of damage, from zero to infinity. Happily, it looks like Mars hasn't set it to infinity, which would be a matter for the OP Scale, but rather to an amount of damage appropriate to a 40-post charge. Convenient, no? Mars lands on the other side of Chara, before a vast swathe of Chara's knife suit falls away, the knives dissolving into nothingness as they descend.
==Entities==
All my controlled entities rush Chara and their Suit of Knives.
Shortly after the Golem's soul disappears, a popup window appears above the Golem's corpse.
ERROR: G0lem.exe is not responding. Searching for a solution to the problem...
...After 30 seconds, the window disappears without a trace.
Elsewhere...
An instance of Terraria starts up, opening to a multiplayer server... "1.3 DEAR GOD".
The server loads up, and an image of a fairly generic NPC tower can be seen, as is commonplace among Terraria players.
The world then turns 3D without warning, turning to another Battlefield, one with decidedly more alchemies being thrown around.
On the other side, a robot can be seen, casually staring at a sword.
The robot then turns around directly to the window with a look of annoyance.
Tempo: What. No. Go away. Look, time's broken enough over there without me coming back.
A portal opens up near Tempo, linking the two sessions temporarily.
Tempo: Look, even if I can, that doesn't mean I should. ...Besides, I'm not stealing his stuff.
Tempo: ...I guess it's not really stealing if you're the victim and perpetrator, is it.
Tempo: Well, it still is, but who cares, not like time isn't breaking anyways. Besides, I could use a distaction.
Tempo casually strolls into the portal, coming out onto the Battlefield. They pluck the Titanspark Wand off the Alchemiter, then imbue the Suit of Knives with heavy levels of charge, magnetising them. The magnetic force then blasts the Suit of Knives apart.
So now the not mentally stable is Richard and not the one that destroyed the planet were she lives... for some reason, I mean not that is an incredibly terrible thing, just a waste of resources, add a note to UserZero mental profile: not pragmatic.
Oh, so that's the effect of 6 souls gathered in one body, an interesting property of the body of that flower, sadly the outcome is... as ugly as powerful.
Now that humanoid... this makes no sense... his aura might tell me how dangerous he is, but those are just regular knifes, I analyzed them, those are just perfectly regular knifes, their atomic structure is not even remotely comparable to the weapons I used to see from the atomic furnaces of Ojirus, this makes no sense, this power in a creature like that, this makes no sense, I can see it yet I cannot understand it... this place is surely full of incredible things.
Hezetor starts to summon a certain entity, after acquiring the set magical energy required to open a summoning portal he concentrates on the target that he must summon, in this peculiar situation the operation is incredibly delicate, as he is about to summon this mysterious entity he is suddenly distracted by a fluctuation caused by the announcement of a beautiful duwang in another dimension.
The result is the summoning of a seemingly normal human being (from some other strange plane of existence), Pippo, Hezetor is speechless.
This is embarrassing, summoning the wrong creature is something that never happened before, hopefully he will be useful to distract the enemy.
Pippo: oe, what's going on? Where I'm? You throne guy, you were the one that brought me here right?
He is talking to me? Ok that's enough, I'll just mind control him to attack that kid, I don't even want to talk to this guy.
After this Hezetor uses basics level spells to mind control this poor human to attack Chara at his best.
And this is were things start to be strange, Pippo quietly approaches Chara completely ignoring his killer-aura or the fact that is literally covered in knifes, he starts to speak about Star Wars and how much he likes it, first of all describing the incredibly complex and interesting character of Luke Skywalker since the very beginning of the first Star Wars.
While under normal circumstances this would not do anything considering how Chara might be uninterested, the problem is that apparently as he speaks a copy of Luke Skywalker appears on the battlefield and starts attacking Chara using his lightsaber, as Pippo starts describing the various types of star-ships from the mostly unknown V-Wing Fighter to the famous Imperial Star Destroyer, then describing the various differences of size, firepower, speed and maneuverability of the various ships, as he does so most of them appear on various meter over the head of Chara burying him/her under a massive pile of ships, and sadly killing the Luke just summoned.
What is this? I've accidentally summoned a true namer?
Sadly not, the nature of the powers of Pippo is unknown even to me and this is stupid, that's why he will die right now.
Hezetor then proceeds to kill Pippo exploding his head from the distance, thinking that it is not wise to leave a non completely controlled true namer around.
Tarkus will use Main Cannon Rage on Chara, leveling down the ground around him/her from the sheer amount of explodium fired.
Module of atomic manipulation &&
Module of stasis manipulation && Module of quantum manipulation
(neutrinos) = Module of Total Manipulation (Level 15: 8/16)
Module || A book on ultra-dense extrusion = Module of superior metallurgy (Level 10: 6/11)
I launch a series of Magneto-Drones at Chara, and use them in series to cause the Suit of Knives to slam into several drones sequentially, and also maybe trick Chara into wasting one of only two attacks insta-killing a small drone.
Random Event: A lost Apollo mission lands on the planet. Several astronauts get out and begin doing experiments. They have absolutely no effect on the battle right now, but I suspect that anything attacking them is going to wish they hadn't.
Apollo 20: 10000/10000 HP, Research Mission: ||||| (leaves after Research Mission complete)
Entity Orders: First off, the Avenger retcons the research to a +1 armor bonus for all XCOM troopers (yes, I should be choosing the research, they already have all the end-game tech anyways and are researching technology off the battlefield, such as how to optimally defend against incoming attacks). Then, it deploys 10 rookies and another XCOM squad consisting of two Rangers, a Grenadier, a Specialist, a Sharpshooter, and a Psi operative. Lastly, it drops a squad of ADVENT MECs (4 MECs, 15 HP, 2 armor, and 2k damage each (with 25% accuracy penalty as usual for everything XCOM)). Now, for the part where we start trashing Chara.
First off, the MECs are sent in to close range, with the intent to force Chara to attack them. They are programmed to intercept Chara's attacks and force her to waste one of her insta-kills on them (which may not even insta-kill given that you destroy these MECs instead of killing them (yes, ADVENT MECs are 100% robot), but probably will still kill the bot due to sheer damage anyways), and if they are able to will also fire on Chara's Suit of Knives with their main guns.
Secondly, the rookies are sent in to run around screaming in front of him as a secondary line of defense to force her to waste another attack, and also to spray shots randomly at the Knife Clusters to hopefully increase their odds of surviving for long enough to block a Chara attack.
Thirdly, the main XCOM teams takes the following actions in order:
Psi Operatives: The Psi Operatives attempt to make Chara miss via combining their efforts with Insanity attacks to inflict 6 shock stacks (which probably have half effect on her due to being a boss, but that is still a 30% chance to make each attack fail) on her.
Grenadiers: The 2 grenadiers open fire on Chara, with one of them using the Heavy Weapon ability to ensure a rupture effect on the suit of blades to maximize damage, while the other just uses a conventional machine gun for a basic attack (he was going to use Suppression, but 50% of infinity damage is still infinity damage). (8000 auto-hit and rupture from the first one, 2500 from the second one)
Sharpshooters: The pair of sharpshooters show why snipers are broken in XCOM by both using Headshot on the suit of blades (and it is technically a precision shot, so just because the suit doesn't have a helmet won't stop this from working), then using their secondary Quick Draw attack to poke knife clusters for a little extra damage. (12500 from each sharpshooter to the Suit, 1000 from each sharpshooter to a knife cluster)
Rangers: The 3 rangers combine attacks to hit the Knife Clusters with Reaper combos, aiming to maximize kills (the Rangers will use each attack on the toughest thing with less HP than that attack's damage if possible, and if that is not possible they use the attack on the cluster with the least HP that is still alive). (3000+2500+2000+1500+1000+500 auto-hit damage divided among Knife Clusters from each (10500 total damage from each), no burn because the burn effect was instead bonus armor)
Specialists: The 3 specialists use basic attacks on Chara's Suit of Knives, but their GREMLINs are busy healing friendlies, healing the wounded Grenadier, Sharpshooter, and Ranger (one heal from each one goes to each target). (+5 HP to healing targets, 2500 damage to Suit from each)
Lastly, I note that due to again forgetting a Cataclysm shield when making an entity with unusual defensive abilities, Chara could potentially bypass the normal shoot-down system and flat-out anhillate the Avenger. To mitigate these odds, I do several things: I send the rookies, MECs, and XCOM troopers into seperate stat lines (so that any splash damage from her insane attack is limited to wiping out one whole group of units), I fly the Avenger far enough away to make any attack that poly-kills both the Avenger and the squads distracting Chara less plausible, and then attempt to order the Stardust Monolith to interdict for it to take the hit instead.
Avenger Stats Recap (I had to dig this up and save it in my own data backups, since I almost lost it after a month of downtime):
The Avenger: 200000/200000 HP (0 attack) (Hyperstorm is inside this) Engineers: The avenger can repair 5000 HP to itself or to a friendly entity docked with it each round.
Rookies: Every turn, the base dumps a bunch of red shirts into the field to see if they survive. The 10 rookies from this have 1 HP each (note that all HP values except for the Avenger's HP value are going to be listed in player HP values, so each HP is probably more like 1000-2000 actual HP), and do 1000 damage if they hit but are so innacurate the enemy gets +75% to dodge (they are pretty much unable to shoot enemies behind cover).
XCOM Squads: Every other turn, the Avenger will deploy a skyranger to drop an XCOM squad of 6 elite troopers. The troopers have 10 HP, and deal 2000 damage, but they are also somewhat inaccurate (-25% to hit). They also have special abilities based on type (note: abilities start fully charged and must be recharged after use):
Ranger: 25% chance to dodge attacks. If his target dies this round, the Ranger automatically makes one attack against the GS team miss this EOTB. +500 damage and automatic hit against grounded targets. Reaper ability (attacks 6 targets for 3000, 2500, 2000, 1500, 1000 and 500 damage respectively, 3 turn cooldown).
Sharpshooter: Automatically counter attacks for 1000 damage if attacked. Quick Draw (additional attack for 1000 damage each turn). Headshot ability (10000 damage to a single target, 3 turn cooldown), Faceoff ability (1000 damage to all units on a chosen team, 3 turn cooldown).
Grenadier: 1 armor. The target enemy is ruptured (same effect as the Hyperstorm's fusion lance effect, does not stack) on a hit. Suppression ability (reduces the target's damage by 50% (or 20% for bosses), no cooldown), Heavy Weapon Ability (8000 damage to a single target, ruptures target, cannot miss, 3 turn cooldown)
Specialist: Can take an additional action with the GREMLIN, providing either +5 HP to an allied XCOM trooper, +10% accuracy to all XCOM troopers, or +10% dodge chance to all XCOM troopers. Each specialist has a 25% chance to save a unit that would die each turn, leaving them with 1 HP instead (specialists can only save 1 unit each per turn). Capacitator Discharge ability (4000 damage to a target, entities with advanced mechanical components are disrupted and suffer -25% damage).
Psi Operative: Basic attacks add 1 shock stack to the target (10% chance per stack for the target to miss an action each turn, 1 goes away each turn). Emergency Shield ability (when this unit would die it survives with 1 HP, one use per operative) Stasis ability (reduces damage done by and damage taken by target by 75%, 3 turn cooldown), Reanimate ability (reanimates destroyed entity from any team, turning it to the GS team with 50% HP and damage and no special abilities, one use per operative), Insanity Ability (no damage, but adds 3 shock stacks to the target, 3 turn cooldown).
Aliens: The Avenger also has alien cloning facilities because it was an alien supply ship (and aliens consider their troops to be supplies), so every 3 rounds it can spawn up to 3 aliens.
Upgrades: Every 3 rounds, the Avenger's scientists come up with a new piece of technology to aid the ground teams, boosting the XCOM squads and unlocking new aliens.
Avenger Defense Mission: If the Avenger is shot down, it stays in one piece and is not removed from play. Instead, it starts building up a 3 post charge to repair engines and take off. Allied GS ground entities (automatically including the XCOM squads and rookies) can be assigned to protect the Avenger, but if all squads protecting the Avenger are eliminated the enemy can automatically raid its interior and knock it out (or potentially hijack it). After 3 turns, the Avenger recovers, permanently losing 40000 maximum HP and starting with half of this reduced maximum health score. While the avenger is shot down, it cannot do anything other than be a target.
Dark Dreamy Bowser's Actions: I activate both of my charges to summon a horde of minions to provide me with my army, then go all-out against Chara.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
5/20/2014
Posts:
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Location:
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Minecraft:
dandeman13
Member Details
The Hidden Rogue Hunter 50/50 +9 from nulitor Complete!
Government 28/50
IT'S TIME TO LEVEL UP! 7/10
+3 nulitor
Hmm...
Maybe I should have picked a side.
Anyway, In this chaos, I summon you, my friend, Latet
[GS] Latet, the hunter
Stats
HP: ???
Skills: ???, Stealth
Attack: ???
Abilities, health etc. will be slowly revealed.
I am awaiting orders...
____
John runs to a cliff, and leaps off it. As he crashes on the ground, red cracks form in the ground. Up from the cracks rise what seems to be vanilla minecraft zombies. However, these seem to be filled with an unnatural hate, aimed at flowey.
"Yes, defend this world, for only destruction can come from this war, destruction of all we have created, rise up, and strike them down."
The zombies charge straight at Flowey, but strafe through the chaos of the battlefield. The few that reach the stem slam into it before they are destroyed
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A boy in grey clothes stumbles onto the battlefield
Oh, oh my, this is all so much.
I suppose I should do something.
Hmmm..........
Aha
That'll work
The boy turns away and begins running towards some unknown destination but not before throwing a small rock at Chara's Suit of Knives
Purple 1/10
Alignment Set: Neutral [N]
(OOC: I hope I did all of that correctly)
So, the AZ team and PZ team are both attempting to make their universe-murdering entity ascend and murder more universes, the GS team (which I am in) wants to stop them, the H team wants to kill everything, and the N team (which you are on right now) has their own motives. Since you seem like a good guy, you probably want to join the GS team.
Omega Flowey uses Briar of Cruelty three times. Each attack targets two of the Coffins, so all six are targeted.
Ampersand mimics the Nuclear Throne and uses Good Memory. The Nuclear Throne uses the same attacks it was going to do last turn, this time on Chara. Vox Asterism uses Chromesthesia on two of the Coffins. Ultra Greed, knowing deep in his gut that he's about to die, goes out in a blaze of glory and uses Bling Cleansing twice on a target in the Iron Chef that he can actually attack.
So, the AZ team and PZ team are both attempting to make their universe-murdering entity ascend and murder more universes, the GS team (which I am in) wants to stop them, the H team wants to kill everything, and the N team (which you are on right now) has their own motives. Since you seem like a good guy, you probably want to join the GS team.
/null
...
...
...
Maybe later.
Right now all that matters is destroying those two. Gesturesto Omega Flowey and Chara
The False-God already seeks to destroy us.
And the demon will eventually grow bored of her and... well... I've seen what happens when its guide refuses to go along.
I pull out a knife, pull out a pin that was stuck in the hilt, and throw it at the Suit of Knives. The knife bursts into a cloud of deadly chlorine gas.
You could call it an artifact, it is one of six, it's power along with the others might be enough to overpower the demon.
...
...
...
Maybe later.
Right now all that matters is destroying those two. Gesturesto Omega Flowey and Chara
The False-God already seeks to destroy us.
And the demon will eventually grow bored of her and... well... I've seen what happens when its guide refuses to go along.
STEALTH DANCING: 45/50
STATS: 9 AG, 1 ? (Leonstar was most likely AG, so 10 AG)
Just Another Day: 10/50 discomfortLiterally just 2 charge tokens for something later: 2/5020
"Demons? False Gods? Well then, this got a lot more relevant to me. If that name to the left of this post didn't clue you in on what I was, then the fact that I'm effectively obligated to help out in this situation will."
"Either way, first order of business is to get some work done on the two that you're singling out. I'm already going against Flowey because, well, killing everyone entails killing business from all sides. That's illegal."
"And I have a good way of dealing with the second."
Pit points The Nightmare towards the Suit of Knives.
"Either way, until I can get more information on this, take these."
Pit then proceeds to +3 supercool.
"There, now your Purple charge is at 4/10. Helps a lot when you can get some support."
So, the AZ team and PZ team are both attempting to make their universe-murdering entity ascend and murder more universes, the GS team (which I am in) wants to stop them, the H team wants to kill everything, and the N team (which you are on right now) has their own motives. Since you seem like a good guy, you probably want to join the GS team.
/null
ConsumerOfAll: That would be wrong, but that would legitimise that statement. ConsumerOfAll: It's so wrong, I'm going to break the truce and turn Magical Theories into a charged attack against the Goatstoppers, as the sheer incorrectness of that offended me.
ConsumerOfAll: I can get back to doing a levelling system later, anyway.
ConsumerOfAll: How and why was that wrong, you, yes, the newcomer, may ask?
ConsumerOfAll: First of all, neither the AZs, that's Anti-Zeroes, or the PZs, that's my faction, the Pro-Zeroes, are actively trying to destroy universes. Richard, who is the leader of the AZs, isn't actively trying to destroy universes yet, anyway.
ConsumerOfAll: That's just lies GS, that's Godmodder Slayers or Gottestoters or a variety of derogatory nicknames that have G and S in them, spout because they only have three members and no godmodder and want more people to join them.
ConsumerOfAll: The ascendance part is somewhat true, at least for the AZs. Richard wants to kill UserZero, the owner of this server and the leader of the Pro-Zeroes, because she is at the top of a power scale called the Godmodding Ladder, and Richard wants to be at the top.
ConsumerOfAll: Richard is also a ruthless sociopath who betrayed the creators of Minecraft, accidental creators of Universe B, Minecraftia, which is what we are in right now, as well as being insanely power hungry in his pursuit for power, attempting to attack Sans over here, who was likely going to be Anti-Zero until Richard tried to murder him just so he could become more powerful.
ConsumerOfAll: He also provoked UserZero into a chain of events that lead to the destruction Universe C's Earth, which I'm pretty sure he hails from.
ConsumerOfAll: The Anti-Zeroes are only working with him to prevent a time paradox that I can't elaborate on, or the Narrative will wipe out this message.
ConsumerOfAll: UserZero is actually relatively innocent here, considering that I'm pretty sure she's a sociopathic serial killer.
ConsumerOfAll: The Godmodder Slayers, haven't done that much, and are likely to get wiped off the Battlefield. Still, their leader, Crusher is a high-profile member or the leader, I can't remember which, of the SCP Foundation, a group of people who manipulate the sentences of prisoners so they can be used as test subjects for the effects of several eldritch or anomalous entities and items.
ConsumerOfAll: They also capture humans and other sentient beings with anomalous abilities, and in the case of some, put them into a coma if they find they can't restrain them.
ConsumerOfAll: The Foundation's goal is noble, but their methods are extremely cruel. This is the person leading GS. The other GS members are just somebody who seems to be a relatively standard anti-godmodder, and somebody who specialises in using several extremely immoral methods of mind control, and introducing the world to Google Deep Dream Simulator abominations.
ConsumerOfAll: GS are not a faction of good guys, but sociopaths.
ConsumerOfAll: I'm pretty biased on this, and Pit is likely a much better person to trust, as well as being able to help you out with items.
ConsumerOfAll: tl;dr: Anti-Zeroes are lead by a sociopath and are mostly a bunch of future traitors, Pro-Zeroes are lead by a surprisingly sane, nice and fun to be around serial killer, Godmodder Slayers are lying sociopaths who desperately want more members, and Neutral exist.
ConsumerOfAll: Also, you picked an extremely bad time to pick to join Uzi's server. Welcome to the Battlefield in a state of extreme death and destruction.
((EDIT)That was an In-Character response, hence why I mostly omitted the part about Uzi blowing up Earth. You should probably read that, it's on Page 161. As I said, stay with Pit. Pit is also Neutral, and doesn't have much of an agenda, unlike me, as you can clearly see with that textwall of slander against GS. GS haven't committed that many atrocities, unlike, AZ and PZ, not yet, anyway. It may happen in the future, though.
Or battlefury. That breakdown was good.)
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Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
You just admitted that UserZero blew up Earth. No matter how much you provoke me, you won't get me to blow up a neutral universe, now will you?
/null
Nobody is actually denying that Uzi blew up the Earth, just how and why it happened. The reasons it happened do boil down to Richard, whether it was what actually happened, Uzi appearing to be provoked, or blaming Richard for her pressing down on the detonator, and the official explanation, Richard hitting Uzi into the Detonator.
Are you absolutely sure that you won't blow up Earth, anyway? You have shown to be willing to engage in not exactly moral methods to carry out your goals, such as straight up misinforming a newcomer (Sure, basically everyone except Generic and Pit distort information when informing newcomers about what happens here, but you straight up told them information that I consider a straight up lie), and blowing up the Earth is a semi-valid conclusion to a chain of immoral events.
/null
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
ConsumerOfAll: tl;dr: Anti-Zeroes are lead by a sociopath and are mostly a bunch of future traitors, Pro-Zeroes are lead by a surprisingly sane, nice and fun to be around serial killer, Godmodder Slayers are lying sociopaths who desperately want more members, and Neutral exist.
==Turn 2==
Level 2.
Ante Matter: 48,000/115,000.
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #4Bloody Sun: 40/40! (+1 from Richard. Thank you!) UNLEASHING...Darkness: 13/50. (The other +1 from Richard.)
Charge #6: 1/50.
+3 to Bomber.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 14/16
Wand && Modular Upgrade == Modular Wand 7/8
Metal Rod || (Never Tell Me the Odds && Pure Probability Energy) == The Betmaker 3/14
==Action==
Crystal’s SOUL pulsates in its vial, waiting and watching. It’s preparing something...
40/40 charge expended!
Abruptly, it erupts with a blaze of purple light, a hole ripping in reality itself as something, or rather someone, tumbles out of it. This someone is in golden armor, and wields a massive spear forged of what seems to be pure gold the same as their armor. As they rise up,—
>Examine surroundings
>Battle in progress
>Join Battle
>Stone of Fiery Sunlight auto-activated
—the lance’s blade bursts into golden flame, casting the area in sharp relief. A brilliant-cut diamond set at the base of the haft glitters with the same flame. The figure takes stock of the area, noting the massive flower-abomination dominating the battlefield, the six coffins facing it down, and the angel of genocide floating over everything. They look about ready to attack the flower--
(Is that Crystal’s soul?)
—when they focus on the purple soul floating in one of the vials. At exactly that time, the soul pulses again, a nimbus of purple light forming around the figure’s head before dissipating.
>Receive psychic infodump
>Assimilate psychic infodump
>Change targets
(That thing in the knives has the capability to instant-kill anything. Better focus on it. Crystal’s in there, but he’s in there of his own free will.)
The figure turns toward Chara, a white-gold aura flaring around them.
"Hello. The name’s Mars. So, I hear you have the ability to instantly kill anything. Meet my own instant kill technique."
>Immortal Blade Triumphant
The white-gold aura flaring around Mars abruptly transfers over to their spear, which is properly known as a dire lance, merging with the golden flames already on the blade. Viewers gain an innate sense of understanding of the effects of said transfer -- the blade is now incredibly stronger due to being a conduit for the power and legend of Mars, who is apparently a Solar Exalted.
>Attack Chara
Mars rushes toward Chara, blade flaring with golden light, leaps, and an instant before the strike—
>World-Scarring Solar Glory
—the blade flares with golden light, so bright it might blind for a few seconds anyone who looked directly at it. Anyone who even catches a glimpse, though, both gains an inkling of what Mars is doing and sees Chara's Suit of Knives disassembling under the blade's edge as though it were no more than paper. This specific attack can be used to inflict an arbitrary amount of damage, from zero to infinity. Happily, it looks like Mars hasn't set it to infinity, which would be a matter for the OP Scale, but rather to an amount of damage appropriate to a 40-post charge. Convenient, no? Mars lands on the other side of Chara, before a vast swathe of Chara's knife suit falls away, the knives dissolving into nothingness as they descend.
==Entities==
All my controlled entities rush Chara and their Suit of Knives.
Flowey... is commanded by others this turn.
==Responses/RP==
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0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Wand && Lightning Titan Essence = Titanspark Wand 11/11
Watch && Time Titan Essence = Clocktitan Watch (Level 15: 7/16)
Whip && Space Titan Essence = Warptitan Whip (Level 15: 7/16)
31,000/100,000 Lv. 1
Shortly after the Golem's soul disappears, a popup window appears above the Golem's corpse.
ERROR: G0lem.exe is not responding. Searching for a solution to the problem...
...After 30 seconds, the window disappears without a trace.
Elsewhere...
An instance of Terraria starts up, opening to a multiplayer server... "1.3 DEAR GOD".
The server loads up, and an image of a fairly generic NPC tower can be seen, as is commonplace among Terraria players.
The world then turns 3D without warning, turning to another Battlefield, one with decidedly more alchemies being thrown around.
On the other side, a robot can be seen, casually staring at a sword.
The robot then turns around directly to the window with a look of annoyance.
Tempo: What. No. Go away. Look, time's broken enough over there without me coming back.
A portal opens up near Tempo, linking the two sessions temporarily.
Tempo: Look, even if I can, that doesn't mean I should. ...Besides, I'm not stealing his stuff.
Tempo: ...I guess it's not really stealing if you're the victim and perpetrator, is it.
Tempo: Well, it still is, but who cares, not like time isn't breaking anyways. Besides, I could use a distaction.
Tempo casually strolls into the portal, coming out onto the Battlefield. They pluck the Titanspark Wand off the Alchemiter, then imbue the Suit of Knives with heavy levels of charge, magnetising them. The magnetic force then blasts the Suit of Knives apart.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Did I mention gorilla MCF in all it's forms? salt. universalt.
Post looks strange because MCF.
Charges
Tonic 36/50 (+10 from various)
Reserved 10/10 DONE. It was actually done last turn but I forgot.
Spooky Music 1/30
Alchemy
Wildfire (Level 10 - 9/11)
1+ to crystal, 1+ to MeGa, 1+ to Ire
Inventory
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
Sodarayg (Level 10)
Source of Confusion (Level 10)
The Scrapper's Armory (Level 10)
~
Red - Level 1 - 12'000/50'000
Blue - Level 1 - 0/50'000
Yellow - Level 1 - 0/50'000
x4'000 on single digit taking entities.
Action.
~Toast genericly slam dunks Chara's suit of knives with a 60L bottle of Cuke.
~T: "It's heaven in a can."
~T: I was paid to say that.
~T: Seriously.
~T: It's a DAMN BOTTLE.
Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?
So now the not mentally stable is Richard and not the one that destroyed the planet were she lives... for some reason, I mean not that is an incredibly terrible thing, just a waste of resources, add a note to UserZero mental profile: not pragmatic.
Oh, so that's the effect of 6 souls gathered in one body, an interesting property of the body of that flower, sadly the outcome is... as ugly as powerful.
Now that humanoid... this makes no sense... his aura might tell me how dangerous he is, but those are just regular knifes, I analyzed them, those are just perfectly regular knifes, their atomic structure is not even remotely comparable to the weapons I used to see from the atomic furnaces of Ojirus, this makes no sense, this power in a creature like that, this makes no sense, I can see it yet I cannot understand it... this place is surely full of incredible things.
Hezetor starts to summon a certain entity, after acquiring the set magical energy required to open a summoning portal he concentrates on the target that he must summon, in this peculiar situation the operation is incredibly delicate, as he is about to summon this mysterious entity he is suddenly distracted by a fluctuation caused by the announcement of a beautiful duwang in another dimension.
The result is the summoning of a seemingly normal human being (from some other strange plane of existence), Pippo, Hezetor is speechless.
This is embarrassing, summoning the wrong creature is something that never happened before, hopefully he will be useful to distract the enemy.
Pippo: oe, what's going on? Where I'm? You throne guy, you were the one that brought me here right?
He is talking to me? Ok that's enough, I'll just mind control him to attack that kid, I don't even want to talk to this guy.
After this Hezetor uses basics level spells to mind control this poor human to attack Chara at his best.
And this is were things start to be strange, Pippo quietly approaches Chara completely ignoring his killer-aura or the fact that is literally covered in knifes, he starts to speak about Star Wars and how much he likes it, first of all describing the incredibly complex and interesting character of Luke Skywalker since the very beginning of the first Star Wars.
While under normal circumstances this would not do anything considering how Chara might be uninterested, the problem is that apparently as he speaks a copy of Luke Skywalker appears on the battlefield and starts attacking Chara using his lightsaber, as Pippo starts describing the various types of star-ships from the mostly unknown V-Wing Fighter to the famous Imperial Star Destroyer, then describing the various differences of size, firepower, speed and maneuverability of the various ships, as he does so most of them appear on various meter over the head of Chara burying him/her under a massive pile of ships, and sadly killing the Luke just summoned.
What is this? I've accidentally summoned a true namer?
Sadly not, the nature of the powers of Pippo is unknown even to me and this is stupid, that's why he will die right now.
Hezetor then proceeds to kill Pippo exploding his head from the distance, thinking that it is not wise to leave a non completely controlled true namer around.
Tarkus will use Main Cannon Rage on Chara, leveling down the ground around him/her from the sheer amount of explodium fired.
Spadaccino 49/50
...... 41/50 +1 form Tazz
... 19/50 +2 from Pricey
Module && Mithril && Orichalcum && Adamantium = Metallica Module (Level 10: 8/11)
Module of atomic manipulation &&
Module of stasis manipulation && Module of quantum manipulation
(neutrinos) = Module of Total Manipulation (Level 15: 8/16)
Module || A book on ultra-dense extrusion = Module of superior metallurgy (Level 10: 6/11)
+1 Talist, + 1 Pricey and +1 Toast.
A boy in grey clothes stumbles onto the battlefield
Oh, oh my, this is all so much.
I suppose I should do something.
Hmmm..........
Aha
That'll work
The boy turns away and begins running towards some unknown destination but not before throwing a small rock at Chara's Suit of Knives
Purple 1/10
Alignment Set: Neutral [N]
(OOC: I hope I did all of that correctly)
Mankind Redefined
8/50 Command Bonus (+1 me)
28/50 Nexar Spawner (+1 me)
25/50 Avatar Project (+1 me)
Ender Hook || Gravity Gun == Block Redirector (Level 5: 5/6)
Psi-Amp: SCP-155 chip || Shield Generator == Stasis (Level 9: 5/10)
Cube Drone Schematic && Shock Drone Schematic == Barrier Drone Schematic (3/??)
+3 nulitor
I launch a series of Magneto-Drones at Chara, and use them in series to cause the Suit of Knives to slam into several drones sequentially, and also maybe trick Chara into wasting one of only two attacks insta-killing a small drone.
Random Event: A lost Apollo mission lands on the planet. Several astronauts get out and begin doing experiments. They have absolutely no effect on the battle right now, but I suspect that anything attacking them is going to wish they hadn't.
Apollo 20: 10000/10000 HP, Research Mission: ||||| (leaves after Research Mission complete)
Entity Orders: First off, the Avenger retcons the research to a +1 armor bonus for all XCOM troopers (yes, I should be choosing the research, they already have all the end-game tech anyways and are researching technology off the battlefield, such as how to optimally defend against incoming attacks). Then, it deploys 10 rookies and another XCOM squad consisting of two Rangers, a Grenadier, a Specialist, a Sharpshooter, and a Psi operative. Lastly, it drops a squad of ADVENT MECs (4 MECs, 15 HP, 2 armor, and 2k damage each (with 25% accuracy penalty as usual for everything XCOM)). Now, for the part where we start trashing Chara.
First off, the MECs are sent in to close range, with the intent to force Chara to attack them. They are programmed to intercept Chara's attacks and force her to waste one of her insta-kills on them (which may not even insta-kill given that you destroy these MECs instead of killing them (yes, ADVENT MECs are 100% robot), but probably will still kill the bot due to sheer damage anyways), and if they are able to will also fire on Chara's Suit of Knives with their main guns.
Secondly, the rookies are sent in to run around screaming in front of him as a secondary line of defense to force her to waste another attack, and also to spray shots randomly at the Knife Clusters to hopefully increase their odds of surviving for long enough to block a Chara attack.
Thirdly, the main XCOM teams takes the following actions in order:
Psi Operatives: The Psi Operatives attempt to make Chara miss via combining their efforts with Insanity attacks to inflict 6 shock stacks (which probably have half effect on her due to being a boss, but that is still a 30% chance to make each attack fail) on her.
Grenadiers: The 2 grenadiers open fire on Chara, with one of them using the Heavy Weapon ability to ensure a rupture effect on the suit of blades to maximize damage, while the other just uses a conventional machine gun for a basic attack (he was going to use Suppression, but 50% of infinity damage is still infinity damage). (8000 auto-hit and rupture from the first one, 2500 from the second one)
Sharpshooters: The pair of sharpshooters show why snipers are broken in XCOM by both using Headshot on the suit of blades (and it is technically a precision shot, so just because the suit doesn't have a helmet won't stop this from working), then using their secondary Quick Draw attack to poke knife clusters for a little extra damage. (12500 from each sharpshooter to the Suit, 1000 from each sharpshooter to a knife cluster)
Rangers: The 3 rangers combine attacks to hit the Knife Clusters with Reaper combos, aiming to maximize kills (the Rangers will use each attack on the toughest thing with less HP than that attack's damage if possible, and if that is not possible they use the attack on the cluster with the least HP that is still alive). (3000+2500+2000+1500+1000+500 auto-hit damage divided among Knife Clusters from each (10500 total damage from each), no burn because the burn effect was instead bonus armor)
Specialists: The 3 specialists use basic attacks on Chara's Suit of Knives, but their GREMLINs are busy healing friendlies, healing the wounded Grenadier, Sharpshooter, and Ranger (one heal from each one goes to each target). (+5 HP to healing targets, 2500 damage to Suit from each)
Lastly, I note that due to again forgetting a Cataclysm shield when making an entity with unusual defensive abilities, Chara could potentially bypass the normal shoot-down system and flat-out anhillate the Avenger. To mitigate these odds, I do several things: I send the rookies, MECs, and XCOM troopers into seperate stat lines (so that any splash damage from her insane attack is limited to wiping out one whole group of units), I fly the Avenger far enough away to make any attack that poly-kills both the Avenger and the squads distracting Chara less plausible, and then attempt to order the Stardust Monolith to interdict for it to take the hit instead.
Avenger Stats Recap (I had to dig this up and save it in my own data backups, since I almost lost it after a month of downtime):
The Avenger: 200000/200000 HP (0 attack) (Hyperstorm is inside this) Engineers: The avenger can repair 5000 HP to itself or to a friendly entity docked with it each round.
Rookies: Every turn, the base dumps a bunch of red shirts into the field to see if they survive. The 10 rookies from this have 1 HP each (note that all HP values except for the Avenger's HP value are going to be listed in player HP values, so each HP is probably more like 1000-2000 actual HP), and do 1000 damage if they hit but are so innacurate the enemy gets +75% to dodge (they are pretty much unable to shoot enemies behind cover).
XCOM Squads: Every other turn, the Avenger will deploy a skyranger to drop an XCOM squad of 6 elite troopers. The troopers have 10 HP, and deal 2000 damage, but they are also somewhat inaccurate (-25% to hit). They also have special abilities based on type (note: abilities start fully charged and must be recharged after use):
Ranger: 25% chance to dodge attacks. If his target dies this round, the Ranger automatically makes one attack against the GS team miss this EOTB. +500 damage and automatic hit against grounded targets. Reaper ability (attacks 6 targets for 3000, 2500, 2000, 1500, 1000 and 500 damage respectively, 3 turn cooldown).
Sharpshooter: Automatically counter attacks for 1000 damage if attacked. Quick Draw (additional attack for 1000 damage each turn). Headshot ability (10000 damage to a single target, 3 turn cooldown), Faceoff ability (1000 damage to all units on a chosen team, 3 turn cooldown).
Grenadier: 1 armor. The target enemy is ruptured (same effect as the Hyperstorm's fusion lance effect, does not stack) on a hit. Suppression ability (reduces the target's damage by 50% (or 20% for bosses), no cooldown), Heavy Weapon Ability (8000 damage to a single target, ruptures target, cannot miss, 3 turn cooldown)
Specialist: Can take an additional action with the GREMLIN, providing either +5 HP to an allied XCOM trooper, +10% accuracy to all XCOM troopers, or +10% dodge chance to all XCOM troopers. Each specialist has a 25% chance to save a unit that would die each turn, leaving them with 1 HP instead (specialists can only save 1 unit each per turn). Capacitator Discharge ability (4000 damage to a target, entities with advanced mechanical components are disrupted and suffer -25% damage).
Psi Operative: Basic attacks add 1 shock stack to the target (10% chance per stack for the target to miss an action each turn, 1 goes away each turn). Emergency Shield ability (when this unit would die it survives with 1 HP, one use per operative) Stasis ability (reduces damage done by and damage taken by target by 75%, 3 turn cooldown), Reanimate ability (reanimates destroyed entity from any team, turning it to the GS team with 50% HP and damage and no special abilities, one use per operative), Insanity Ability (no damage, but adds 3 shock stacks to the target, 3 turn cooldown).
Aliens: The Avenger also has alien cloning facilities because it was an alien supply ship (and aliens consider their troops to be supplies), so every 3 rounds it can spawn up to 3 aliens.
Upgrades: Every 3 rounds, the Avenger's scientists come up with a new piece of technology to aid the ground teams, boosting the XCOM squads and unlocking new aliens.
Avenger Defense Mission: If the Avenger is shot down, it stays in one piece and is not removed from play. Instead, it starts building up a 3 post charge to repair engines and take off. Allied GS ground entities (automatically including the XCOM squads and rookies) can be assigned to protect the Avenger, but if all squads protecting the Avenger are eliminated the enemy can automatically raid its interior and knock it out (or potentially hijack it). After 3 turns, the Avenger recovers, permanently losing 40000 maximum HP and starting with half of this reduced maximum health score. While the avenger is shot down, it cannot do anything other than be a target.
Dark Dreamy Bowser's Actions: I activate both of my charges to summon a horde of minions to provide me with my army, then go all-out against Chara.
"Hey kid. You need some help or something? I'm more then ready to help a fellow neutral."
((Yes, you did it all correct.))
/unnullcessary
The
Hidden RogueHunter 50/50 +9 from nulitor Complete!Government 28/50
IT'S TIME TO LEVEL UP! 7/10
+3 nulitor
Hmm...
Maybe I should have picked a side.
Anyway, In this chaos, I summon you, my friend, Latet
[GS] Latet, the hunter
Stats
HP: ???
Skills: ???, Stealth
Attack: ???
Abilities, health etc. will be slowly revealed.
I am awaiting orders...
____
John runs to a cliff, and leaps off it. As he crashes on the ground, red cracks form in the ground. Up from the cracks rise what seems to be vanilla minecraft zombies. However, these seem to be filled with an unnatural hate, aimed at flowey.
"Yes, defend this world, for only destruction can come from this war, destruction of all we have created, rise up, and strike them down."
The zombies charge straight at Flowey, but strafe through the chaos of the battlefield. The few that reach the stem slam into it before they are destroyed
"Do not worry, you died for a noble cause.
Heh
Heh
Heh"
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Oh, Thank you I would enjoy assistance on my search.
/null
Mankind Redefined
So, the AZ team and PZ team are both attempting to make their universe-murdering entity ascend and murder more universes, the GS team (which I am in) wants to stop them, the H team wants to kill everything, and the N team (which you are on right now) has their own motives. Since you seem like a good guy, you probably want to join the GS team.
/null
Omega Flowey uses Briar of Cruelty three times. Each attack targets two of the Coffins, so all six are targeted.
Ampersand mimics the Nuclear Throne and uses Good Memory. The Nuclear Throne uses the same attacks it was going to do last turn, this time on Chara. Vox Asterism uses Chromesthesia on two of the Coffins. Ultra Greed, knowing deep in his gut that he's about to die, goes out in a blaze of glory and uses Bling Cleansing twice on a target in the Iron Chef that he can actually attack.
The Scribe is panicking.
"Search? You're looking for something?"
"Is it some artifact you're looking for, or did you lose something?"
/null
You could call it an artifact, it is one of six, it's power along with the others might be enough to overpower the demon.
...
...
...
Maybe later.
Right now all that matters is destroying those two.
Gestures to Omega Flowey and Chara
The False-God already seeks to destroy us.
And the demon will eventually grow bored of her and... well... I've seen what happens when its guide refuses to go along.
/null
Mankind Redefined
I pull out a knife, pull out a pin that was stuck in the hilt, and throw it at the Suit of Knives. The knife bursts into a cloud of deadly chlorine gas.
Marvel of Machinery: 27/50
some loser: 20/25
+2 to TheFlamingToast.
It's High Noon
STEALTH DANCING: 45/50
STATS: 9 AG, 1 ? (Leonstar was most likely AG, so 10 AG)
Just Another Day: 10/50
discomfortLiterally just 2 charge tokens for something later: 2/5020"Demons? False Gods? Well then, this got a lot more relevant to me. If that name to the left of this post didn't clue you in on what I was, then the fact that I'm effectively obligated to help out in this situation will."
"Either way, first order of business is to get some work done on the two that you're singling out. I'm already going against Flowey because, well, killing everyone entails killing business from all sides. That's illegal."
"And I have a good way of dealing with the second."
Pit points The Nightmare towards the Suit of Knives.
"Either way, until I can get more information on this, take these."
Pit then proceeds to +3 supercool.
"There, now your Purple charge is at 4/10. Helps a lot when you can get some support."
1+ Tazz
15/50 Prototype (Redacted!)
13/25 Sleeper Agent
4/30 InterDimensional Rail Depot
Boom Drones:
HP:75,000
Attacks:
Bombing Run: Does 1,000 damage to 2 random enemies.
Specials:
Life Syrup Injector: Heals user by 20% of their HP
Buff Back: Prevents any buff or passive from being negated and those that were negated before are re applied
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
Hmmm... need to step up the power level fast!
Let me see ...
ok
Its official
Im calling Popeye
The godzilla threshold has been reached.
Now
/Calls Popeye
ConsumerOfAll: That would be wrong, but that would legitimise that statement.
ConsumerOfAll: It's so wrong, I'm going to break the truce and turn Magical Theories into a charged attack against the Goatstoppers, as the sheer incorrectness of that offended me.
ConsumerOfAll: I can get back to doing a levelling system later, anyway.
ConsumerOfAll: How and why was that wrong, you, yes, the newcomer, may ask?
ConsumerOfAll: First of all, neither the AZs, that's Anti-Zeroes, or the PZs, that's my faction, the Pro-Zeroes, are actively trying to destroy universes. Richard, who is the leader of the AZs, isn't actively trying to destroy universes yet, anyway.
ConsumerOfAll: That's just lies GS, that's Godmodder Slayers or Gottestoters or a variety of derogatory nicknames that have G and S in them, spout because they only have three members and no godmodder and want more people to join them.
ConsumerOfAll: The ascendance part is somewhat true, at least for the AZs. Richard wants to kill UserZero, the owner of this server and the leader of the Pro-Zeroes, because she is at the top of a power scale called the Godmodding Ladder, and Richard wants to be at the top.
ConsumerOfAll: Richard is also a ruthless sociopath who betrayed the creators of Minecraft, accidental creators of Universe B, Minecraftia, which is what we are in right now, as well as being insanely power hungry in his pursuit for power, attempting to attack Sans over here, who was likely going to be Anti-Zero until Richard tried to murder him just so he could become more powerful.
ConsumerOfAll: He also provoked UserZero into a chain of events that lead to the destruction Universe C's Earth, which I'm pretty sure he hails from.
ConsumerOfAll: The Anti-Zeroes are only working with him to prevent a time paradox that I can't elaborate on, or the Narrative will wipe out this message.
ConsumerOfAll: UserZero is actually relatively innocent here, considering that I'm pretty sure she's a sociopathic serial killer.
ConsumerOfAll: The Godmodder Slayers, haven't done that much, and are likely to get wiped off the Battlefield. Still, their leader, Crusher is a high-profile member or the leader, I can't remember which, of the SCP Foundation, a group of people who manipulate the sentences of prisoners so they can be used as test subjects for the effects of several eldritch or anomalous entities and items.
ConsumerOfAll: They also capture humans and other sentient beings with anomalous abilities, and in the case of some, put them into a coma if they find they can't restrain them.
ConsumerOfAll: The Foundation's goal is noble, but their methods are extremely cruel. This is the person leading GS. The other GS members are just somebody who seems to be a relatively standard anti-godmodder, and somebody who specialises in using several extremely immoral methods of mind control, and introducing the world to Google Deep Dream Simulator abominations.
ConsumerOfAll: GS are not a faction of good guys, but sociopaths.
ConsumerOfAll: I'm pretty biased on this, and Pit is likely a much better person to trust, as well as being able to help you out with items.
ConsumerOfAll: tl;dr: Anti-Zeroes are lead by a sociopath and are mostly a bunch of future traitors, Pro-Zeroes are lead by a surprisingly sane, nice and fun to be around serial killer, Godmodder Slayers are lying sociopaths who desperately want more members, and Neutral exist.
ConsumerOfAll: Also, you picked an extremely bad time to pick to join Uzi's server. Welcome to the Battlefield in a state of extreme death and destruction.
((EDIT)That was an In-Character response, hence why I mostly omitted the part about Uzi blowing up Earth. You should probably read that, it's on Page 161. As I said, stay with Pit. Pit is also Neutral, and doesn't have much of an agenda, unlike me, as you can clearly see with that textwall of slander against GS. GS haven't committed that many atrocities, unlike, AZ and PZ, not yet, anyway. It may happen in the future, though.
Or battlefury. That breakdown was good.)
/null
My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
[AA]: Mookrush.
[PZ]: A paradox a day keeps continued existence away.
[GM]: Welcome to Pain and Suffering. (pls join)
You just admitted that UserZero blew up Earth. No matter how much you provoke me, you won't get me to blow up a neutral universe, now will you?
/null
Nobody is actually denying that Uzi blew up the Earth, just how and why it happened. The reasons it happened do boil down to Richard, whether it was what actually happened, Uzi appearing to be provoked, or blaming Richard for her pressing down on the detonator, and the official explanation, Richard hitting Uzi into the Detonator.
Are you absolutely sure that you won't blow up Earth, anyway? You have shown to be willing to engage in not exactly moral methods to carry out your goals, such as straight up misinforming a newcomer (Sure, basically everyone except Generic and Pit distort information when informing newcomers about what happens here, but you straight up told them information that I consider a straight up lie), and blowing up the Earth is a semi-valid conclusion to a chain of immoral events.
/null
My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
[AA]: Mookrush.
[PZ]: A paradox a day keeps continued existence away.
[GM]: Welcome to Pain and Suffering. (pls join)
Heh...
Look at how they squabble over morality.
They aren't enlightened.
Let me tell you the truth, for those who have an ear let them hear.
The Multiverse is falling apart and you are debating ethics.
You are blind.
Stop pretending you can see with your eyes. See with your mind.
Only then will you see the truth.
The Truth is that all morality is how you see the World.
Nyarlathotep channels this cryptic statement and attempts to use it as an attack, (most likely it will just inflict Nihilism)
A randomizer appears and funnels it into either Flowey, Chara, or One of the Coffins.
Charges
The Crawling Chaos: 48/50
Who Said I Don't Care About the Earth?: 34/50
Eldritch Ascendance : 33/50
Assists
Battlefury x3
Alchemiter
Tendril of an Outer God && Alchemiter 2/?? (Alright, I'll stop fooling around.)
This appears to corrupting the Alchemiter into something else, for real this time.
The Pack-A-Punch with Built in Mystery Box
He ate the bread that he made from stone
He fell from the Temple, never broke a bone
Bowed down to the Emperor and watched as former King was overthrown
He sits alone on his throne.