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Well, crap. Santa got dunked on! What's anyone going to do now?
We're going to finish up this boss first.
Action 1/2
Guitar Solo: 40/40 Complete!
Shock Trooper: 24/50
I +Assist Muffet.
I unleash the GUITAR SOLO!
Guitar Solo [AZ] Intensity: 100% [IIIIIIIIII]
Well, what's the special thing? I'll tell you in a second!
The Guitar Solo will heal friendly entities and deal damage to enemy enemies at the end of the turn! This value is determined by its Intensity. The formula is as follows: "Damage = Intensity % value x 40000" and "Healing = Damage / 2". The damage will be distributed among other enemy entities if possible! This is designed to have a peak effectiveness when at full intensity (for example, 100% Intensity will deal 40,000 damage to the Pro-Zeros, but at 20% Intensity, it'll deal a rather weak 8,000 damage. The Guitar Solo will lose 20% of its efficiency every turn, so the Pro-Zeros could be able to ride out the storm, but other Anti-Zero players can submit songs to it! This will raise the Intensity by up to 60%, but it can't go beyond a maximum of 100%.
Y somehow manages to grab the -Behold, the absense of space where General Tor's Mechsuit was!-, and uses it to clobber The Chief. He then notices a typo in the absense, using a leftover c to correct it. Y then attaches the rersulting s onto the Vortex Monolith's Karmic Barrier, pluralizing it into Karmic Barriers.
The Goldflamer Complete! Khaydarin Crystal Complete!
I celebrate getting back to action by taking Muffet, and offering her 5 gold for every time she punches herself in the face! She is of course tempted to do it a lot and A METEOR HITS RICHARD Muffet ends up hurting herself.
I look at the member count is 55 animated Instant Ramens however it is not ordered by King Nissin (The king of the Ramenia (The place where there is Ramen)) These are summoned by the First Guardian TT2000 (However sometimes with King Nissin's permission) however, these are not as bad as the groups of Pretzel Elementals Most of the members of the Instant Ramen Army are the Bags of Ramen but King Nissin is the animated Cup/Bowl Noodle hybrid so anyways.
I pull out the dreaded Mega-Kettle then i make the Giant Bowl appear since i have strength, i grab the member of the Instant Ramen Army then i rip the bag (Which is the skin of most members of the Instant Ramen Army have) then i put the Ramen in the bowl and i pour the boiling water in the bowl Tthe ramen body that the I.R.A member after the bag has been ripped) and it kills one of them. I mix it for a few minutes (also so quick) then i put toppings on the ramen and i serve the Ramen to the [AZ] Organisation and Richard's Player Army.
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component A 50!/50 +5 from Santa/Tazz Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component B 50!/50 +5 from Santa/Tazz
Backstory:
While i was working for the CobaltShade Corporation as the intern, I decide to make one of the Infamous things that the CobaltShade Croporation which is the Nuclear Quest Giving Taco It took me 3 months designing the stronger version of the NQGT. We but the arms, legs, the body, modifictions, wires the head, etc while the CSC Workers and some Nuclear Quest Giving Tacos programmed it's brain and finally i inserted the brain inside the MNQGT's Head then while the Nuclear Quest Giving Taco speaks in Normal/Arial font but the Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco speaks in Courier New before it's ready, it says
MNQGT: I WILL TAKE ALL VICTIMS TO MY MOST RIDICULOUS QUESTS THEY EVER SEEN.
And it's off! Going to the Battlefield where the TPP/BOI Mixed Abomination Monster (Twitchy) is.
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco (Also known as the MNQGT) Stats:
Alignment: [AZ] (It was going to be [N] but i mark it as [AZ])
Health: 400K/400,000 (I used the DTG 2 HP/ATK System to set it's HP to 400K instead of 430K)
Attack: Varies on it's quests
Quest Power: It stats at 5 but maxes at 20
Skills:
Basic Attack: Sends the Target Enemy to the Random Quest. Costs 1 Quest Power, Damage: Average
Good Quest: Sends the Target Ally to the random Good Quest. Costs 3 Quest Power, Healing: Medium-High
Bad Quest: Sends the Target Enemy to the random Bad Quest. Costs 5 Quest Power, Damage: High
Super Quest Sends the Target Ally or Enemy to the random Better/Badder Quest. Costs 10 Quest Power Deals Heavy Damage (for Enemies) Recieves Very High Healing (for Allies)
Ultra Quest Sends 2 Target Allies or Enemies to the random Great/Nasty Quest. Costs 15 Quest Power Deals Heavy Damage (for Enemies) Recieves Very High Healing (for Allies) each
ULTIMATE QUEST Sends 3 Target Alles or Enemies to the Ultimate Quest they ever seen Costs 20 Quest Power (Thats the maximum) Deals Massive Damage (for 3 Enemies) or Instant Kills the Non-Boss Entity (1 Enemy Only but deals So much damage to the Boss since it is immune to Instant Death) Recieves Humongous Healing (for 3 Allies) or Fully Restores the HP of the Non Boss Entity (1 Ally only)
Generate Exclamation Point: Regenerates 5 Quest Power but has a cooldown of 3 turns
Special: Generates 2 Quest Power per turn also, It always do what it's own but the player still controls the Entity as it's will.
Tweak this if you want, I made a Complicated Entity (More Charge Points Invested on Summons = More Complicated)
Ebbotine h0I! 15/30 +5 from Santa/Tazz
New! Heal/Support based Ally 1/50
New! Coarsebot? 1/40
Alchemy Creation:
Sword && Light Magic && Dark Magic && Tao symbol = Twilight's Edge 5/8
Critmist Recipe components OOO Same Bottle that used to make the Potion of Critmist = Potion of Critmist 5/6
Nectar OOO Critical Potion = Potion of Dire Nectar 5/9
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Allies Action:
The Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco takes the Spore Cannon to the Random Quest (Basic attack that costs 1 Quest Power.)
Sp00py Emper0r Sp00pinat0r's Acti0n: I APPLY THE SP00PY SHIELD 0N MYSELF AGAIN
Skills for a Massive Skeleton like Monster (Sp00pinator)
Spooky Slash Can be used every-time Lunge of Sp00p: II
Sp00py Shield: IIIII
Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIII
Sp00py Scary... IIIIIIIIIII
+1 Talist, +1 Muffet, +1 Mega/Redstone
Charge Bank: N/A
My Items
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
[RP AND ATTACKS]
"Hello? So, you're Sans - Destroyer of Serial Killers and Laziest Person in the World. I just wanted to say, if you take one more step towards the Battlefield without swearing allegiance to my master, uh-" and I press Tab, "UserZero, you're going to have a bad time. Yeah, I know that's your line, so deal with it."
After threatening Sans, I decide to test something out in an extremely sadistic way. I assist Muffet, then introduce her to a horde of arachnaphobes, armed with bug spray, fly swatters enchanted with Bane of Athropods V and railguns. I tell them I'll give them £1000 in whatever currency they want if they deal more than 15,000 damage to Muffet and her spiders combined. If they somehow still decline to murder Muffet, I brainwash them into murdering her anyway. I then see if she gives me a normal Spider Donut, without any poison in it.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS]
Gott est Tott 10/13 (+5 from Tazz, +3 from Best Godmodder)
Charge Abomination 4/10
Spell Matrix 10/25 (+5 from Tazz, +3 from Best Godmodder)
Coin Holder && Spring = Coin Launcher (2/??)
Railgun && Esper's Brain = ESP Railgun (2/??)
+1 to engie_ninja/Walker
+1 to TT2000
+1 to Muffet
[BREAKDOWN AND OOC] (That first line was obectively bad idea. I didn't even write anything related to the reason that I put that in so it's like an Epileptic Tree. What happened to Uzi speaking in colour?)
Muffet looks above her... It appears that, far far above in the sky, something is falling down...that's right! It's the WORLD'S BIGGEST GOLDEN COIN! Specially designed by the Universal Mint to weigh 4000 tons, and yet achieve optimal falling aerodynamics for an incredibly painful and fast landing. The shadow gets bigger... BIGGER... BIGGER... Oh, it's gone!
Revan is surprised by all the plus charges he has quickly amassed. He thanks Richard and the Mod Man silently. He reaches out through the Force and finds the Shatterpoint(s) of Uzi. The Force allows Revan to see flaws ((either this can be for her, her minions, a flaw in her plans or something she is weak to))
Revan is faced with a path, ((a interactive idea sorta conceptual, you guys vote on what Revan does.)) he can try to continue his attacks on Chief by using him as a Lighting Grenade and flinging him at Twitchy (Dark Side Option) or he can attempt to talk Chief and Twitchy down (Light Side Option)
Basilisk War Droid 7/25
HK-47 7/50
Revan's Force Alignment: Sith Lord?
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He ate the bread that he made from stone
He fell from the Temple, never broke a bone
Bowed down to the Emperor and watched as former King was overthrown
What appeared to be an ordinary Steve was walking towards the battlefield, wearing a gold helmet and a chain chestpiece. Neither of which appeared to be enchanted.
There was one thing interesting about him though: He wore a single glove, with a Beta Plus emblem upon it.
At the moment, he had no side, but as is likely with a Godmodder, that will likely change.
Upon reaching the battlefield, he saw the fight, and an attack (I'll let anyone decide who attacks) heading towards him.
"I really wish I had some jerky."
Naturally, a wall of near-indestructible teriyaki-flavored jerky appeared in front of him to protect him.
"Hey, you're Beta-Plus, right? It kind of reminds me that I'm not on the ladder, but if you kill Richard for us, you avert a lot of potential disasters and you rank up. It's a win for us all."
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My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
The Keeper: ========================================= 40/40 (+9 from Tazz, +3 from MZ, +1 from TFT and Modpack)
The Symphony: ================================================== 46/50 (+9 from Tazz, +3 from MZ, +1 from Pricey, Richard, Modpack, and TFT)
The Seed: ================================================== 14/50 (+8 from Tazz, +3 from MZ, +1 from Modpack and Richard)
The Throne: ================================================== 9/50 (+8 from Tazz)
I +3 MZ. Yes... I'm finally back. Hopefully I stick with the game for good this time. I start two new charges. The below action is Focused.
While the Scribe goes off to summon The Keeper, Uncle Grandpa reappears on the field with renewed interest. It looks like, from time to time, he'll be making nice one-off attacks to keep things Wacky and Zany™. With that in mind, Uncle Grandpa cracks his knuckles and begins. He teleports everyone on the field into a massive lecture hall and dons the attire of a professor, pointing and motioning to a large whiteboard with an extensive series of notes scribbled on it.
"Welcome back, class. Today's lesson is on jumping to conclusions. Please turn your Green™ textbooks to page NaN. Make sure it's the Green™ one, not Blue™, Yellow™, or Red™, and definitely not Black™." Everyone is confused. What class is this? What textbooks are they supposed to have? Aren't they fighting on a battlefield? Suddenly everyone shrugs off those stupid thoughts, as they're all obviously classmates at Uncle Grandpa's School for the Cerebrally Declined. They've all been friends for a very long time and are hoping to graduate with high honors. Uncle Grandpa grins smugly.
Everyone looks at the backpacks they've had all their lives and rummages around in them. There are a lot of textbooks... But Professor Grandpa said to only grab the green one. Or was it the Green™ one? Is there a difference? The majority of the class successfully grabs the right textbooks, grinning in a frantic attempt to please Professor Grandpa. Something in the back of their minds tells them they don't want to get the Professor mad. A small few of the class pulls out the wrong color textbook, flipping through its pages and trying to make sense of its contents. They might as well be in a different language, because they don't understand any of it. They can't figure out the words. Words not working for mouth not working for mind not working for help. Help. Help I don't know what to read I help. H. e. l. p. .......phelepehlepehpehhleh.
Professor Grandpa chuckles as several people blink out of the classroom instantaneously. He speaks into a microphone that grew from his coat. "Would the Department of Release pick up, uh... twelve new subjects? Prepare them for integration." The rest of the class sweats and turns to page NaN, which is at the frontback of the textbook. The textbooks the Recalled picked up are sitting on their desks, unmoving. The class fights back the urge to read through them with glee. They want to join the Recalled. They must be free, free from the constant monotony of days gone by, spent in a classroom with this--Professor Grandpa's eyes narrow. "There's a time and a place for everyone, class. Don't worry about the Recalled. Now, follow along." Professor Grandpa's hand extends to the corner of the whiteboard, tapping it.
"Conclusions. What do we know about them?" Several hands raise up. Professor Grandpa leers and those hands break instantly, their bones melting into putty as the beings to whom they belong howl in pain, crying and sobbing as they abruptly die. They flop in their chairs like ragdolls before blinking out of existence. "That wasn't an invitation to raise your hand. Don't you remember when I say questions they're meant to be rhetorical?" No one answers. "Good. So, conclusions. We know that they bring a sense of finality. They're a journey's end, the last step, the final piece of the puzzle. You all seek your own conclusions, right? Don't answer. I know you do." Professor Grandpa paces.
"So, what makes a conclusion? There's always some long and drawn-out process to get there. You start somewhere, seek out an end, then try to get there. Sometimes the journey's straightforward. Point A to Point B to Point C and so on. But sometimes, there aren't any points. And where the path to the end should be, there are holes. Gaps. That's when you jump to conclusions!" Some of the class mutters amongst themselves, wondering what Professor Grandpa's talking about. Professor Grandpa flashsteps towards them and, growing many extra arms, slaps those who talked in the face. Hard. They convulse, the color draining from their bodies as they turn into ashes. "Pay attention, class. That was a nice demonstration. Your classmates jumped to conclusions. They didn't know what I was doing, so they assumed I was doing any number of things. They wanted to see which path I was heading on without knowing where I was going. That's what jumping to conclusions is."
Professor Grandpa points to the center of the board, which seems to depict a door. "When you jump to conclusions... You make inferences. You tie things together that have no meaning. Yet, in your own mind, you think they do. Your own philosophies and misguided beliefs tie those things together. You assume. And when you assume hard enough, you believe. And when you believe hard enough, you become so bent on making your beliefs reality that you stop at nothing to make them true. That's the basis for religion, conquest, war, propaganda, government, and society as a whole! Now, it's time for an example as to how devastating jumping to conclusions can be. Listen carefully, class. And take notes. If at any point you have a question, I'll know. And I'll act accordingly."
Professor Grandpa clears his throat and begins to recite a speech.
Destroy the Godmodder's acronym is "DTG".
D is the 4th letter of the alphabet.
T is the 20th letter of the alphabet.
G is the 7th letter of the alphabet.
4 + 20 + 7 = 31. This will be relevant in a bit.
Every single entity thinks of the same question: what's Destroy the Godmodder? The question fills their heads, consuming them. They have no idea what those three words together mean, and although they know the definition of each word, they are clueless as to what they mean in such a context. Professor Grandpa understands this and shuts off the lights in the room, making a loud popping noise.
When the emergency light panels turn on, flooding dim red light across the room, every single entity - including the two Godmodders and the Gatekeeper - has been rendered into a molten sludge, pooling together into a frothing broth of liquid entity. Their decaying and digitized screams bounce off of the room's walls. The only students left are the players, who obviously know what DTG is. Professor Grandpa grins and continues.
12 + 9 + 9 = 30.
7 + 1 + 9 = 17.
31 + 30 + 17 = 77. What's so special about 77? Let's find out.
Several of the players wonder about 77's relevance. They only realize their error when it's too late, as their bodies pop and sizzle into nothingness, joining the cesspool that is congregating on the lecture hall's floor. The remaining players panic, but Uncle Grandpa's gaze commands them to stay strong.
On page 77 of DTG2, the first turn of the Witching Hour minigame was posted.
The Witching Hour minigame was centered around Team Fortress 2.
Team Fortress 2's acronym is "TF2".
T is the 20th letter of the alphabet.
F is the 6th letter of the alphabet.
T + F = Z, the 26th letter of the alphabet.
A few players wonder what the Witching Hour is and what Team Fortress 2 is. They fall.
Z can also be pronounced as "zed".
"Zed" sounds like Zedd, the name of an electronic music composer.
One of Zedd's songs was used as the background music for the End of Act 2 event of DTG2.
This event was known as the Scratch.
A smaller few players wonder what Zedd's music sounds like. They fall.
The Scratch is an event where a massive amount of temporal energy is released that resets certain aspects of a universe.
There are 21 words in that sentence.
2 + 1 = 3.
The Scratch comes from a webcomic called Homestuck.
Homestuck is hosted on a website known as MS Paint Adventures.
The 3rd webcomic on the website is Problem Sleuth.
With this, we now have a link from the number 77 to DTG2, TF2, Zedd, and MSPA. Now let's have a further look at Problem Sleuth.
An even smaller few entertain the tiny notion of what exactly an MSPA would be. They fall.
On the 77th page of Problem Sleuth, the titular hero finds an item called the Safe Key.
When someone touches a plate during a game of baseball without getting hit by the baseball, they are "safe".
Baseball is a major league sport. Because of this, it is broadcasted on television.
A channel that broadcasts baseball - and other sports - is ESPN.
E is the 5th letter of the alphabet.
S is the 19th letter of the alphabet.
P is the 16th letter of the alphabet.
N is the 14th letter of the alphabet.
5 + 19 + 16 + 14 = 54.
5 + 4 = 9.
9 + 3 = 12.
An even even smaller few wonder where that "3" came from before realizing it was from the 2 + 1 that brought MSPA into the lecture. They brace themselves for a death that doesn't come. Uncle Grandpa nods, seemingly knowing that they found the answer successfully.
12 is an important number in DTG2 and MSPA.
There are 12 main combatants of the Psi-Godmodding War (discounting the Psi-Godmodder and other supplementary characters), and two sets of Trolls that play sessions of The Game: 12 Alpha Trolls and 12 Beta Trolls.
This makes three sets of 12. 12 + 12 + 12 = 36.
77 + 36 = 115. 115 will be relevant in a bit.
No one dares to question the lecture.
Now we have tied DTG2, TF2, Zedd, MSPA, and ESPN together, all with the number 77 and some variations thereof. But all of this stuff seems pretty random. We need a unifying element. Something present in all of these items... Let's look for it.
The class, or what's left of it, hesitantly nods in understanding.
The 115th page of DTG2 contains an encoded binary message:
0010100010000100100111000100110101001100011111000001111001010101010101010101000100101010001011000010010001010100100010100101000100000111111100000000101010101010010001010010101010101010101.
The message does not translate to anything, but it contains 77 1s.
The 115th page of Problem Sleuth is the 333rd overall page of MSPA.
3 + 3 + 3 = 9.
On Optimum TV, ESPNU is channel 144.
1 + 4 + 4 = 9.
Z is the 26th letter of the alphabet.
E is the 5th letter of the alphabet.
D is the 4th letter of the alphabet.
D is the 4th letter of the alphabet.
26 + 5 + 4 + 4 = 39. This contains the third 9 in our sequence.
The first digit is a 3, indicating that there are three 9s in our sequence, which there are.
The first 9 was in MSPA, the second was in ESPN, and the third was in Zedd.
But what about DTG2? The answer is obvious.
9 + 9 + 9 = 27.
The first digit is a 2, indicating the existence of two 7s. Guess what number we found in DTG2?
Understanding graces the rest of the class. The impact of the lecture hits them.
That's right. 77.
We have now found the missing link. Using the power of the number 9, which is a perfect square, we have found the true link between DTG2 and 77. Using the sacred form of mathematics and, to a related extent, the sacred form of geometry, we have intrinsically linked DTG2, TF2, MSPA, Zedd, and ESPN once and for all.
But the rabbit hole goes much deeper than that. All of these items only represent a fraction of the big picture.
DTG2 represents storytelling as a whole.
TF2 represents video games.
MSPA represents art and the internet.
Zedd represents music and videos.
ESPN represents sports and the technology we use to entertain.
Technology. Entertainment. Art. Music. These things make a pretty good T.E.A.M.
Even greater understanding shocks the class. They fight back the questions they know they can't think, lest their understanding turn to death. Uncle Grandpa chuckles.
But what team, exactly, are we talking about here? Who would have the power to control all of these aspects of our culture? They practically define modern society and civilization. What if I told you this group was in control from the very beginning. They have been here since the start of humanity, for thousands of years.
Consider Jesus Christ, the Messiah of the Christian faith.
C is the 3rd letter of the alphabet.
H is the 8th letter of the alphabet.
R is the 18th letter of the alphabet.
I is the 9th letter of the alphabet.
S is the 19th letter of the alphabet.
T is the 20st letter of the alphabet.
3 + 8 + 18 + 9 + 19 + 20 = 77.
A truly massive sense of understanding crashes down on the class. The world's secrets have been answered.
Yes, this group has been behind religion. Remember what I said? Beliefs, when pushed to become reality, can control the world... All of society is behind these elite team of individuals? But who? What kind of god would hold this power? One final piece of evidence is needed...
On page 77 of Destroy the Godmodder 0rigins, Fseftr posted a large cutscene.
At its conclusion, a dream demon named Bill Cipher watched over Fseftr, Blue's character, wanting something from her.
Bill Cipher resembles the Eye of Providence.
The Eye of Providence is found on the back of $1 bills.
Dollar bills are used as a form of currency in the USA.
U is the 21st letter of the alphabet.
S is the 19th letter of the alphabet.
A is the 1st letter of the alphabet.
21 + 19 + 1 = 41.
4 - 1 =3.
Bill Cipher has 3 sides.
So does the Eye of Providence.
So do triangles.
All of this symbolism connects to only one group...
THE ILLUMINATI.CONFIRMED.
The players that are left melt from shock.
Uncle Grandpa laughs as he examines the sea of stench and rot that makes up the floor of the lecture hall. He pulls out a vacuum and sucks up the liquid forms of every player and entity on the battlefield, then teleports back to the main timeline. It turns out that entire lecture took place in an alternate timeline/alternate dimension, and now, Uncle Grandpa holds the power of every single combatant on the field. The concentrated power of the Narrative and Conflict combined into one devastating vacuum.
Uncle Grandpa puts the vacuum on reverse and fires it at a PZ entity, spraying them with pure concentrated destruction. The powers of everyone on the field, every player, entity, and godmodder, bore a hole right through their body. In addition, the end result of the lecture, its understanding, importance, knowledge, and illumination, are also found in the liquid blast. This means that the PZ entity's mind is now being fried with the power of the Illuminati.
2/9 EXOS Cyber Arm && Scout Drone = Drone Controlling Cyber Arm
Alright, so UserZero has a detonator thing and is likely to do something really overpowered with it. The only reason we can't do anything to it is a stupid 'Unbeatable Ultimate Godmodding Barrier' (TM). However, in order to detonate it, there has to be a detonator to detonate. Thus, I have EXOS teleport a bunch of antimatter inside UserZero's plunger detonator using trillions of mini-wormholes (aka a teraport). Though the barrier blocks nearly all of the wormholes, it is unable to react fast enough to block every single last wormhole, and a few dozen atoms of antimatter make it inside the detonator. However, because of Rule of Funny, the antimatter does not react with the normal matter that makes up the detonator until UserZero pushes down the detonator to fire, whereupon the detonator promptly blows up in her face (before sending the signal to blow up whatever she wanted to blow up). In case that fails (unlikely given how rule of funny works), EXOS also attempts to figure out what the plunger detonator is going to blow up.
Revan sighs so choice through players wasn't a good idea, Revan shrugs, he supposes he'll do a little bit of both then.
He deactivates his lightsabers and uses the Force to clip them back in place.
He grabs the ((teh is overrated)) Chief in a Force Grip and levitates him as Chief thrashes around in the air trying to be released from Revan's grip.
"Fear not, for in the end I shall release you from Zero's grip as you shall be released from this one. I apologize for the pain in the meantime."
Presenting Revan's Lighting Grenade technique
Revan sends bolts of Force Lighting coursing through Chief's body, he then flings Chief into Twitchy's Disembodied Heart causing an explosion of Force Lighting.
"Just give up and I won't hurt you anymore, I promise. You won't suffer anymore, I am cruel only when it is necessary."
"Well. I can tell you really do want to have some help. And who am I to judge my customers?"
Pit accepts them all.
Dimensional Breakout: 53/50 (+30 from UserZero)
Bar: PPPPPPPPPP
Mandatory Grinding: 24/50 (+3 from Topaz, +20 from UserZero)
Bar: AAAPPPPPPP
And here. We. Go. Again.
Princess [Undeniably PZ]: 170,000/170,000
ATK: 5,000
PASSIVE:
Aura of Manipulation: 10% chance to redirect attacks aimed at her.
SPECIAL:
Tilt the RNG: Princess somehow manages to manipulate the RNG to give the PZs an edge. Guarantees some positive effect to PZ forces that turn or some negative effect to AZ/GS forces that turn. Effects may vary. Cooldown: 4 Turns.
Technically, Anti-Segeta Sanshiro Turret spells out ASST.
=Action=
I type in /seed.
I then knock the numbers out of the chat box, and stick them inside a
spare Yggdrasil seed I have from my many travels. I should now have a
world seed with this exact worldgen.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Essence of Corruption && The Forge Stoker = Brittlestoker (Level 5: 5/6)
Scalding Holy Water 000 Essence of Corruption = Scalding Unholy Water (Level 4: 5/5) complete!
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"Seems like the godmodder slayers may be targetted by Uzi and her plunger... Just a suspicion". John takes out fear no anvil and slams the chief into the ground. They tumble into a sinkhole that leads into a cave. They fight each other until the chief takes a wrong step and slips off a canyon into a slab of dirt over a sea of lava. John follows him and lands on his face, whacking his eyes as hard as he can with his fists. He then de-mounts with a double backflip, grabs the chiefs ear and skips him across the magma into a cliff face.
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anachronism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1:
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I take a moment to check the results. Best not to drink strange alchemies without finding out what they do first.
Action:
I levitate a pillar of salt at the 4th Disembodied Hand, following it up with a stream of flames directed at the pillar, showering the offending appendage in molten salt.
Entity orders:
The Wraith is now investigating G.F. Alpha-Omega
MZ: What about Twitchy?
RW: I found something~
MZ: Already?
...I suspect a Time/Fate mage intervened with my request for aid.
- - - Usually the edge of what's relevant - - -
Main Roleplay Chunk:
MZ: I think I need to make this clear before we go any further.
MZ: The only reason I'm taking this side right now is because I need Richard alive at a certain point in time, later then this one.
MZ: In fact, I don't need anyone dead, I just have people I need alive or out of the way.
MZ: I would stand for a way where nobody had to die, if there were one.
MZ: But that doesn't seem to be a possibility here.
MZ: And like I said, I need Richard alive, and that's not likely to change.
MZ: Because there aren't many people here who look like a decent substitutes ...
MZ: Besides, there's the whole "Paradox" thing.
Inventory:
Nemean Jacket [Level 10] [Equipped]
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9][Equipped]
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Probably used up?)
Well, crap. Santa got dunked on! What's anyone going to do now?
We're going to finish up this boss first.
Action 1/2
Guitar Solo: 40/40 Complete!
Shock Trooper: 24/50
I +Assist Muffet.
I unleash the GUITAR SOLO!
Guitar Solo [AZ] Intensity: 100% [IIIIIIIIII]
Well, what's the special thing? I'll tell you in a second!
The Guitar Solo will heal friendly entities and deal damage to enemy enemies at the end of the turn! This value is determined by its Intensity. The formula is as follows: "Damage = Intensity % value x 40000" and "Healing = Damage / 2". The damage will be distributed among other enemy entities if possible! This is designed to have a peak effectiveness when at full intensity (for example, 100% Intensity will deal 40,000 damage to the Pro-Zeros, but at 20% Intensity, it'll deal a rather weak 8,000 damage. The Guitar Solo will lose 20% of its efficiency every turn, so the Pro-Zeros could be able to ride out the storm, but other Anti-Zero players can submit songs to it! This will raise the Intensity by up to 60%, but it can't go beyond a maximum of 100%.
So, how is it? Tweak as you please!
Support: 60/100 [IIIIIIIIII]
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Post II
Y somehow manages to grab the -Behold, the absense of space where General Tor's Mechsuit was!-, and uses it to clobber The Chief. He then notices a typo in the absense, using a leftover c to correct it. Y then attaches the rersulting s onto the Vortex Monolith's Karmic Barrier, pluralizing it into Karmic Barriers.
The Goldflamer Complete!
Khaydarin Crystal Complete!
Poison Staff && Spider Gland 6/X
SCP-2905-2 seed && Jungle Spores && Nature's Gift 6/X
Laser Drill || Pickaxe Axe 8/X
Nebula Monolith 12/15
SCP-882 24/30
The Broken Church 10/20
00C: Is UserZero seriously named Hera? What kind of parents even name their kid Hera? Isn't this the kind of thing the greek government sues you over?
21/50(Liking all the extra +s we're all getting!)
9/10
I celebrate getting back to action by taking Muffet, and offering her 5 gold for every time she punches herself in the face! She is of course tempted to do it a lot and A METEOR HITS RICHARD Muffet ends up hurting herself.
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Post II
Y uses the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to exorcise the Wraith.
He then repairs the Vortex Monolith, at the same time ordering it to conceal the BA Slasher.
Laser Drill || Pickaxe Axe 9/X
Poison Staff && Spider Gland 7/X
SCP-2905-2 seed && Jungle Spores && Nature's Gift 7/X
Nebula Monolith 13/15
SCP-882 25/30
The Broken Church 11/20
I do that to the Instant Ramen Army.
I look at the member count is 55 animated Instant Ramens however it is not ordered by King Nissin (The king of the Ramenia (The place where there is Ramen)) These are summoned by the First Guardian TT2000 (However sometimes with King Nissin's permission) however, these are not as bad as the groups of Pretzel Elementals Most of the members of the Instant Ramen Army are the Bags of Ramen but King Nissin is the animated Cup/Bowl Noodle hybrid so anyways.
I pull out the dreaded Mega-Kettle then i make the Giant Bowl appear since i have strength, i grab the member of the Instant Ramen Army then i rip the bag (Which is the skin of most members of the Instant Ramen Army have) then i put the Ramen in the bowl and i pour the boiling water in the bowl Tthe ramen body that the I.R.A member after the bag has been ripped) and it kills one of them. I mix it for a few minutes (also so quick) then i put toppings on the ramen and i serve the Ramen to the [AZ] Organisation and Richard's Player Army.
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component A 50!/50 +5 from Santa/Tazz
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component B 50!/50 +5 from Santa/Tazz
Backstory:
While i was working for the CobaltShade Corporation as the intern, I decide to make one of the Infamous things that the CobaltShade Croporation which is the Nuclear Quest Giving Taco It took me 3 months designing the stronger version of the NQGT. We but the arms, legs, the body, modifictions, wires the head, etc while the CSC Workers and some Nuclear Quest Giving Tacos programmed it's brain and finally i inserted the brain inside the MNQGT's Head then while the Nuclear Quest Giving Taco speaks in Normal/Arial font but the Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco speaks in Courier New before it's ready, it says
MNQGT: I WILL TAKE ALL VICTIMS TO MY MOST RIDICULOUS QUESTS THEY EVER SEEN.
And it's off! Going to the Battlefield where the TPP/BOI Mixed Abomination Monster (Twitchy) is.
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco (Also known as the MNQGT) Stats:
Alignment: [AZ] (It was going to be [N] but i mark it as [AZ])
Health: 400K/400,000 (I used the DTG 2 HP/ATK System to set it's HP to 400K instead of 430K)
Attack: Varies on it's quests
Quest Power: It stats at 5 but maxes at 20
Skills:
Basic Attack: Sends the Target Enemy to the Random Quest. Costs 1 Quest Power, Damage: Average
Good Quest: Sends the Target Ally to the random Good Quest. Costs 3 Quest Power, Healing: Medium-High
Bad Quest: Sends the Target Enemy to the random Bad Quest. Costs 5 Quest Power, Damage: High
Super Quest Sends the Target Ally or Enemy to the random Better/Badder Quest. Costs 10 Quest Power Deals Heavy Damage (for Enemies) Recieves Very High Healing (for Allies)
Ultra Quest Sends 2 Target Allies or Enemies to the random Great/Nasty Quest. Costs 15 Quest Power Deals Heavy Damage (for Enemies) Recieves Very High Healing (for Allies) each
ULTIMATE QUEST Sends 3 Target Alles or Enemies to the Ultimate Quest they ever seen Costs 20 Quest Power (Thats the maximum) Deals Massive Damage (for 3 Enemies) or Instant Kills the Non-Boss Entity (1 Enemy Only but deals So much damage to the Boss since it is immune to Instant Death) Recieves Humongous Healing (for 3 Allies) or Fully Restores the HP of the Non Boss Entity (1 Ally only)
Generate Exclamation Point: Regenerates 5 Quest Power but has a cooldown of 3 turns
Special: Generates 2 Quest Power per turn also, It always do what it's own but the player still controls the Entity as it's will.
Tweak this if you want, I made a Complicated Entity (More Charge Points Invested on Summons = More Complicated)
Ebbotine h0I! 15/30 +5 from Santa/Tazz
New! Heal/Support based Ally 1/50
New! Coarsebot? 1/40
Alchemy Creation:
Sword && Light Magic && Dark Magic && Tao symbol = Twilight's Edge 5/8
Critmist Recipe components OOO Same Bottle that used to make the Potion of Critmist = Potion of Critmist 5/6
Nectar OOO Critical Potion = Potion of Dire Nectar 5/9
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Allies Action:
The Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco takes the Spore Cannon to the Random Quest (Basic attack that costs 1 Quest Power.)
Sp00py Emper0r Sp00pinat0r's Acti0n: I APPLY THE SP00PY SHIELD 0N MYSELF AGAIN
Skills for a Massive Skeleton like Monster (Sp00pinator)
Spooky Slash Can be used every-time
Lunge of Sp00p: II
Sp00py Shield: IIIII
Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIII
Sp00py Scary... IIIIIIIIIII
+1 Talist, +1 Muffet, +1 Mega/Redstone
Charge Bank: N/A
My ItemsBest of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
[RP AND ATTACKS]
"Hello? So, you're Sans - Destroyer of Serial Killers and Laziest Person in the World. I just wanted to say, if you take one more step towards the Battlefield without swearing allegiance to my master, uh-" and I press Tab, "UserZero, you're going to have a bad time. Yeah, I know that's your line, so deal with it."
After threatening Sans, I decide to test something out in an extremely sadistic way. I assist Muffet, then introduce her to a horde of arachnaphobes, armed with bug spray, fly swatters enchanted with Bane of Athropods V and railguns. I tell them I'll give them £1000 in whatever currency they want if they deal more than 15,000 damage to Muffet and her spiders combined. If they somehow still decline to murder Muffet, I brainwash them into murdering her anyway. I then see if she gives me a normal Spider Donut, without any poison in it.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS]
Gott est Tott 10/13 (+5 from Tazz, +3 from Best Godmodder)
Charge Abomination 4/10
Spell Matrix 10/25 (+5 from Tazz, +3 from Best Godmodder)
Coin Holder && Spring = Coin Launcher (2/??)
Railgun && Esper's Brain = ESP Railgun (2/??)
+1 to engie_ninja/Walker
+1 to TT2000
+1 to Muffet
[BREAKDOWN AND OOC]
(That first line was obectively bad idea. I didn't even write anything related to the reason that I put that in so it's like an Epileptic Tree.
What happened to Uzi speaking in colour?)
[INVENTORY]
None, unfortunately.
My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
[AA]: Mookrush.
[PZ]: A paradox a day keeps continued existence away.
[GM]: Welcome to Pain and Suffering. (pls join)
22/50
10/10 COMPLETE! Activating...
Muffet looks above her... It appears that, far far above in the sky, something is falling down...that's right! It's the WORLD'S BIGGEST GOLDEN COIN! Specially designed by the Universal Mint to weigh 4000 tons, and yet achieve optimal falling aerodynamics for an incredibly painful and fast landing. The shadow gets bigger... BIGGER... BIGGER... Oh, it's gone!
Because it landed. On Muffet.
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We really hate Muffet, don't we?
/null
My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
[AA]: Mookrush.
[PZ]: A paradox a day keeps continued existence away.
[GM]: Welcome to Pain and Suffering. (pls join)
Revan is surprised by all the plus charges he has quickly amassed. He thanks Richard and the Mod Man silently. He reaches out through the Force and finds the Shatterpoint(s) of Uzi. The Force allows Revan to see flaws ((either this can be for her, her minions, a flaw in her plans or something she is weak to))
Revan is faced with a path, ((a interactive idea sorta conceptual, you guys vote on what Revan does.)) he can try to continue his attacks on Chief by using him as a Lighting Grenade and flinging him at Twitchy (Dark Side Option) or he can attempt to talk Chief and Twitchy down (Light Side Option)
Basilisk War Droid 7/25
HK-47 7/50
Revan's Force Alignment: Sith Lord?
He ate the bread that he made from stone
He fell from the Temple, never broke a bone
Bowed down to the Emperor and watched as former King was overthrown
He sits alone on his throne.
"Well, time for something completely random!!!"
What appeared to be an ordinary Steve was walking towards the battlefield, wearing a gold helmet and a chain chestpiece. Neither of which appeared to be enchanted.
There was one thing interesting about him though: He wore a single glove, with a Beta Plus emblem upon it.
At the moment, he had no side, but as is likely with a Godmodder, that will likely change.
Upon reaching the battlefield, he saw the fight, and an attack (I'll let anyone decide who attacks) heading towards him.
"I really wish I had some jerky."
Naturally, a wall of near-indestructible teriyaki-flavored jerky appeared in front of him to protect him.
Health: 40/40
Status: Craving Jerky, Hiding True Appearance
Side: Currently Neutral
Limit Break: 1%
"Hey, you're Beta-Plus, right? It kind of reminds me that I'm not on the ladder, but if you kill Richard for us, you avert a lot of potential disasters and you rank up. It's a win for us all."
/null
My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
[AA]: Mookrush.
[PZ]: A paradox a day keeps continued existence away.
[GM]: Welcome to Pain and Suffering. (pls join)
The Keeper: ========================================= 40/40 (+9 from Tazz, +3 from MZ, +1 from TFT and Modpack)
The Symphony: ================================================== 46/50 (+9 from Tazz, +3 from MZ, +1 from Pricey, Richard, Modpack, and TFT)
The Seed: ================================================== 14/50 (+8 from Tazz, +3 from MZ, +1 from Modpack and Richard)
The Throne: ================================================== 9/50 (+8 from Tazz)
I +3 MZ. Yes... I'm finally back. Hopefully I stick with the game for good this time. I start two new charges. The below action is Focused.
While the Scribe goes off to summon The Keeper, Uncle Grandpa reappears on the field with renewed interest. It looks like, from time to time, he'll be making nice one-off attacks to keep things Wacky and Zany™. With that in mind, Uncle Grandpa cracks his knuckles and begins. He teleports everyone on the field into a massive lecture hall and dons the attire of a professor, pointing and motioning to a large whiteboard with an extensive series of notes scribbled on it.
"Welcome back, class. Today's lesson is on jumping to conclusions. Please turn your Green™ textbooks to page NaN. Make sure it's the Green™ one, not Blue™, Yellow™, or Red™, and definitely not Black™." Everyone is confused. What class is this? What textbooks are they supposed to have? Aren't they fighting on a battlefield? Suddenly everyone shrugs off those stupid thoughts, as they're all obviously classmates at Uncle Grandpa's School for the Cerebrally Declined. They've all been friends for a very long time and are hoping to graduate with high honors. Uncle Grandpa grins smugly.
Everyone looks at the backpacks they've had all their lives and rummages around in them. There are a lot of textbooks... But Professor Grandpa said to only grab the green one. Or was it the Green™ one? Is there a difference? The majority of the class successfully grabs the right textbooks, grinning in a frantic attempt to please Professor Grandpa. Something in the back of their minds tells them they don't want to get the Professor mad. A small few of the class pulls out the wrong color textbook, flipping through its pages and trying to make sense of its contents. They might as well be in a different language, because they don't understand any of it. They can't figure out the words. Words not working for mouth not working for mind not working for help. Help. Help I don't know what to read I help. H. e. l. p. .......phelepehlepehpehhleh.
Professor Grandpa chuckles as several people blink out of the classroom instantaneously. He speaks into a microphone that grew from his coat. "Would the Department of Release pick up, uh... twelve new subjects? Prepare them for integration." The rest of the class sweats and turns to page NaN, which is at the frontback of the textbook. The textbooks the Recalled picked up are sitting on their desks, unmoving. The class fights back the urge to read through them with glee. They want to join the Recalled. They must be free, free from the constant monotony of days gone by, spent in a classroom with this--Professor Grandpa's eyes narrow. "There's a time and a place for everyone, class. Don't worry about the Recalled. Now, follow along." Professor Grandpa's hand extends to the corner of the whiteboard, tapping it.
"Conclusions. What do we know about them?" Several hands raise up. Professor Grandpa leers and those hands break instantly, their bones melting into putty as the beings to whom they belong howl in pain, crying and sobbing as they abruptly die. They flop in their chairs like ragdolls before blinking out of existence. "That wasn't an invitation to raise your hand. Don't you remember when I say questions they're meant to be rhetorical?" No one answers. "Good. So, conclusions. We know that they bring a sense of finality. They're a journey's end, the last step, the final piece of the puzzle. You all seek your own conclusions, right? Don't answer. I know you do." Professor Grandpa paces.
"So, what makes a conclusion? There's always some long and drawn-out process to get there. You start somewhere, seek out an end, then try to get there. Sometimes the journey's straightforward. Point A to Point B to Point C and so on. But sometimes, there aren't any points. And where the path to the end should be, there are holes. Gaps. That's when you jump to conclusions!" Some of the class mutters amongst themselves, wondering what Professor Grandpa's talking about. Professor Grandpa flashsteps towards them and, growing many extra arms, slaps those who talked in the face. Hard. They convulse, the color draining from their bodies as they turn into ashes. "Pay attention, class. That was a nice demonstration. Your classmates jumped to conclusions. They didn't know what I was doing, so they assumed I was doing any number of things. They wanted to see which path I was heading on without knowing where I was going. That's what jumping to conclusions is."
Professor Grandpa points to the center of the board, which seems to depict a door. "When you jump to conclusions... You make inferences. You tie things together that have no meaning. Yet, in your own mind, you think they do. Your own philosophies and misguided beliefs tie those things together. You assume. And when you assume hard enough, you believe. And when you believe hard enough, you become so bent on making your beliefs reality that you stop at nothing to make them true. That's the basis for religion, conquest, war, propaganda, government, and society as a whole! Now, it's time for an example as to how devastating jumping to conclusions can be. Listen carefully, class. And take notes. If at any point you have a question, I'll know. And I'll act accordingly."
Professor Grandpa clears his throat and begins to recite a speech.
Destroy the Godmodder's acronym is "DTG".
D is the 4th letter of the alphabet.
T is the 20th letter of the alphabet.
G is the 7th letter of the alphabet.
4 + 20 + 7 = 31. This will be relevant in a bit.
Every single entity thinks of the same question: what's Destroy the Godmodder? The question fills their heads, consuming them. They have no idea what those three words together mean, and although they know the definition of each word, they are clueless as to what they mean in such a context. Professor Grandpa understands this and shuts off the lights in the room, making a loud popping noise.
When the emergency light panels turn on, flooding dim red light across the room, every single entity - including the two Godmodders and the Gatekeeper - has been rendered into a molten sludge, pooling together into a frothing broth of liquid entity. Their decaying and digitized screams bounce off of the room's walls. The only students left are the players, who obviously know what DTG is. Professor Grandpa grins and continues.
12 + 9 + 9 = 30.
7 + 1 + 9 = 17.
31 + 30 + 17 = 77. What's so special about 77? Let's find out.
Several of the players wonder about 77's relevance. They only realize their error when it's too late, as their bodies pop and sizzle into nothingness, joining the cesspool that is congregating on the lecture hall's floor. The remaining players panic, but Uncle Grandpa's gaze commands them to stay strong.
On page 77 of DTG2, the first turn of the Witching Hour minigame was posted.
The Witching Hour minigame was centered around Team Fortress 2.
Team Fortress 2's acronym is "TF2".
T is the 20th letter of the alphabet.
F is the 6th letter of the alphabet.
T + F = Z, the 26th letter of the alphabet.
A few players wonder what the Witching Hour is and what Team Fortress 2 is. They fall.
Z can also be pronounced as "zed".
"Zed" sounds like Zedd, the name of an electronic music composer.
One of Zedd's songs was used as the background music for the End of Act 2 event of DTG2.
This event was known as the Scratch.
A smaller few players wonder what Zedd's music sounds like. They fall.
The Scratch is an event where a massive amount of temporal energy is released that resets certain aspects of a universe.
There are 21 words in that sentence.
2 + 1 = 3.
The Scratch comes from a webcomic called Homestuck.
Homestuck is hosted on a website known as MS Paint Adventures.
The 3rd webcomic on the website is Problem Sleuth.
With this, we now have a link from the number 77 to DTG2, TF2, Zedd, and MSPA. Now let's have a further look at Problem Sleuth.
An even smaller few entertain the tiny notion of what exactly an MSPA would be. They fall.
On the 77th page of Problem Sleuth, the titular hero finds an item called the Safe Key.
When someone touches a plate during a game of baseball without getting hit by the baseball, they are "safe".
Baseball is a major league sport. Because of this, it is broadcasted on television.
A channel that broadcasts baseball - and other sports - is ESPN.
E is the 5th letter of the alphabet.
S is the 19th letter of the alphabet.
P is the 16th letter of the alphabet.
N is the 14th letter of the alphabet.
5 + 19 + 16 + 14 = 54.
5 + 4 = 9.
9 + 3 = 12.
An even even smaller few wonder where that "3" came from before realizing it was from the 2 + 1 that brought MSPA into the lecture. They brace themselves for a death that doesn't come. Uncle Grandpa nods, seemingly knowing that they found the answer successfully.
12 is an important number in DTG2 and MSPA.
There are 12 main combatants of the Psi-Godmodding War (discounting the Psi-Godmodder and other supplementary characters), and two sets of Trolls that play sessions of The Game: 12 Alpha Trolls and 12 Beta Trolls.
This makes three sets of 12. 12 + 12 + 12 = 36.
77 + 36 = 115. 115 will be relevant in a bit.
No one dares to question the lecture.
Now we have tied DTG2, TF2, Zedd, MSPA, and ESPN together, all with the number 77 and some variations thereof. But all of this stuff seems pretty random. We need a unifying element. Something present in all of these items... Let's look for it.
The class, or what's left of it, hesitantly nods in understanding.
The 115th page of DTG2 contains an encoded binary message:
0010100010000100100111000100110101001100011111000001111001010101010101010101000100101010001011000010010001010100100010100101000100000111111100000000101010101010010001010010101010101010101.
The message does not translate to anything, but it contains 77 1s.
The 115th page of Problem Sleuth is the 333rd overall page of MSPA.
3 + 3 + 3 = 9.
On Optimum TV, ESPNU is channel 144.
1 + 4 + 4 = 9.
Z is the 26th letter of the alphabet.
E is the 5th letter of the alphabet.
D is the 4th letter of the alphabet.
D is the 4th letter of the alphabet.
26 + 5 + 4 + 4 = 39. This contains the third 9 in our sequence.
The first digit is a 3, indicating that there are three 9s in our sequence, which there are.
The first 9 was in MSPA, the second was in ESPN, and the third was in Zedd.
But what about DTG2? The answer is obvious.
9 + 9 + 9 = 27.
The first digit is a 2, indicating the existence of two 7s. Guess what number we found in DTG2?
Understanding graces the rest of the class. The impact of the lecture hits them.
That's right. 77.
We have now found the missing link. Using the power of the number 9, which is a perfect square, we have found the true link between DTG2 and 77. Using the sacred form of mathematics and, to a related extent, the sacred form of geometry, we have intrinsically linked DTG2, TF2, MSPA, Zedd, and ESPN once and for all.
But the rabbit hole goes much deeper than that. All of these items only represent a fraction of the big picture.
DTG2 represents storytelling as a whole.
TF2 represents video games.
MSPA represents art and the internet.
Zedd represents music and videos.
ESPN represents sports and the technology we use to entertain.
Technology. Entertainment. Art. Music. These things make a pretty good T.E.A.M.
Even greater understanding shocks the class. They fight back the questions they know they can't think, lest their understanding turn to death. Uncle Grandpa chuckles.
But what team, exactly, are we talking about here? Who would have the power to control all of these aspects of our culture? They practically define modern society and civilization. What if I told you this group was in control from the very beginning. They have been here since the start of humanity, for thousands of years.
Consider Jesus Christ, the Messiah of the Christian faith.
C is the 3rd letter of the alphabet.
H is the 8th letter of the alphabet.
R is the 18th letter of the alphabet.
I is the 9th letter of the alphabet.
S is the 19th letter of the alphabet.
T is the 20st letter of the alphabet.
3 + 8 + 18 + 9 + 19 + 20 = 77.
A truly massive sense of understanding crashes down on the class. The world's secrets have been answered.
Yes, this group has been behind religion. Remember what I said? Beliefs, when pushed to become reality, can control the world... All of society is behind these elite team of individuals? But who? What kind of god would hold this power? One final piece of evidence is needed...
On page 77 of Destroy the Godmodder 0rigins, Fseftr posted a large cutscene.
At its conclusion, a dream demon named Bill Cipher watched over Fseftr, Blue's character, wanting something from her.
Bill Cipher resembles the Eye of Providence.
The Eye of Providence is found on the back of $1 bills.
Dollar bills are used as a form of currency in the USA.
U is the 21st letter of the alphabet.
S is the 19th letter of the alphabet.
A is the 1st letter of the alphabet.
21 + 19 + 1 = 41.
4 - 1 = 3.
Bill Cipher has 3 sides.
So does the Eye of Providence.
So do triangles.
All of this symbolism connects to only one group...
THE ILLUMINATI. CONFIRMED.
The players that are left melt from shock.
Uncle Grandpa laughs as he examines the sea of stench and rot that makes up the floor of the lecture hall. He pulls out a vacuum and sucks up the liquid forms of every player and entity on the battlefield, then teleports back to the main timeline. It turns out that entire lecture took place in an alternate timeline/alternate dimension, and now, Uncle Grandpa holds the power of every single combatant on the field. The concentrated power of the Narrative and Conflict combined into one devastating vacuum.
Uncle Grandpa puts the vacuum on reverse and fires it at a PZ entity, spraying them with pure concentrated destruction. The powers of everyone on the field, every player, entity, and godmodder, bore a hole right through their body. In addition, the end result of the lecture, its understanding, importance, knowledge, and illumination, are also found in the liquid blast. This means that the PZ entity's mind is now being fried with the power of the Illuminati.
Satisfied, Uncle Grandpa leaves.
I test out the Solar Flare on the Chief.
Quote: 49/50 almost complete...
And again...: 37/50
Marvel of Machinery: 7/50
NEW ALCHEMY! Solar Flare && Solar Panel II Flamethrower.
It's High Noon
20/50 Hyperstorm (+5 Santa, +1 EXOS)
7/10 {REDACTED} (+5 Santa)
7/50 XCOM Base (+5 Santa)
+3 hector
5/11 Ender Acid Burst
2/9 Ender Armor || Adaptive Armor = Tele-Interdiction Armor
2/9 EXOS Cyber Arm && Scout Drone = Drone Controlling Cyber Arm
Alright, so UserZero has a detonator thing and is likely to do something really overpowered with it. The only reason we can't do anything to it is a stupid 'Unbeatable Ultimate Godmodding Barrier' (TM). However, in order to detonate it, there has to be a detonator to detonate. Thus, I have EXOS teleport a bunch of antimatter inside UserZero's plunger detonator using trillions of mini-wormholes (aka a teraport). Though the barrier blocks nearly all of the wormholes, it is unable to react fast enough to block every single last wormhole, and a few dozen atoms of antimatter make it inside the detonator. However, because of Rule of Funny, the antimatter does not react with the normal matter that makes up the detonator until UserZero pushes down the detonator to fire, whereupon the detonator promptly blows up in her face (before sending the signal to blow up whatever she wanted to blow up). In case that fails (unlikely given how rule of funny works), EXOS also attempts to figure out what the plunger detonator is going to blow up.
Where's Y.V? •n•
/null, I'll get to another post tomorrow.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Revan sighs so choice through players wasn't a good idea, Revan shrugs, he supposes he'll do a little bit of both then.
He deactivates his lightsabers and uses the Force to clip them back in place.
He grabs the ((teh is overrated)) Chief in a Force Grip and levitates him as Chief thrashes around in the air trying to be released from Revan's grip.
Revan sends bolts of Force Lighting coursing through Chief's body, he then flings Chief into Twitchy's Disembodied Heart causing an explosion of Force Lighting.
"Just give up and I won't hurt you anymore, I promise. You won't suffer anymore, I am cruel only when it is necessary."
And then Revan rested.
Summons:
HK-47 7/50 (+5 from Christmas)
Basilisk War Droid 7/25 (Ditto)
Force Alignment:
Sith Lord
Charges:
2x + 1's to those that claim them
3 if Muffet is one with the Force.
+1 to Muffet to purchase a doughnut.
He ate the bread that he made from stone
He fell from the Temple, never broke a bone
Bowed down to the Emperor and watched as former King was overthrown
He sits alone on his throne.
"Well. I can tell you really do want to have some help. And who am I to judge my customers?"
Pit accepts them all.
Dimensional Breakout: 53/50 (+30 from UserZero)
Bar: PPPPPPPPPP
Mandatory Grinding: 24/50 (+3 from Topaz, +20 from UserZero)
Bar: AAAPPPPPPP
And here. We. Go. Again.
Princess [Undeniably PZ]: 170,000/170,000
ATK: 5,000
PASSIVE:
Aura of Manipulation: 10% chance to redirect attacks aimed at her.
SPECIAL:
Tilt the RNG: Princess somehow manages to manipulate the RNG to give the PZs an edge. Guarantees some positive effect to PZ forces that turn or some negative effect to AZ/GS forces that turn. Effects may vary. Cooldown: 4 Turns.
Technically, Anti-Segeta Sanshiro Turret spells out ASST.
=Action=
I type in /seed.
I then knock the numbers out of the chat box, and stick them inside a
spare Yggdrasil seed I have from my many travels. I should now have a
world seed with this exact worldgen.
==Alchemies=
Bow || Storm Cloud && Oblivion Energy = Chaos Reigns 4/11
Ring && Oblivion Energy = Brine 8/11
Gavel && Mute Button && Pause Button = Order in the Court 4/9
=Inventory=
Space-Time Manipulator
Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad 64
Voidmetal Bottle
Pocket Dimension
Infinite Pie Cornucopia
Traho
Stevereen Figure
World in a Bottle
"Godmodder's Friend" T-Shirt
(Only including things that I deem important to my ultimate alchemy chain thingy)
==Charges==
The Man That is a Sword 22/50 (+9 from Hezetor,+5 from SANTA)
Misdirection 13/25
"Hey! Listen!!" 33/50
+3 Pit
Please check out my PvP map based around explosions and fire, FireFight!
Sometimes, I wonder why they call mapmakers mapmakers and not cartographers.
Dragons n' Stuff
Please click!
The Hidden Rogue 18/50 +5 from santa
Chaos Envelops 19/25 +5 from santa
Hyperstorm Boss 13/50 +5 from santa +2 from nulitor +3 from crusher +1 from siegelordhector
+3 to siegelordhector (welcome to our faction)
Essence of Corruption && The Forge Stoker = Brittlestoker (Level 5: 5/6)
Scalding Holy Water 000 Essence of Corruption = Scalding Unholy Water (Level 4: 5/5) complete!
We're back!
"Seems like the godmodder slayers may be targetted by Uzi and her plunger... Just a suspicion". John takes out fear no anvil and slams the chief into the ground. They tumble into a sinkhole that leads into a cave. They fight each other until the chief takes a wrong step and slips off a canyon into a slab of dirt over a sea of lava. John follows him and lands on his face, whacking his eyes as hard as he can with his fists. He then de-mounts with a double backflip, grabs the chiefs ear and skips him across the magma into a cliff face.
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anachronism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1:
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1
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Finished Alchemy:
Coffee && Dragon Scale = Dragon Coffee [Level 2] (3/3)
I take a moment to check the results. Best not to drink strange alchemies without finding out what they do first.
Action:
I levitate a pillar of salt at the 4th Disembodied Hand, following it up with a stream of flames directed at the pillar, showering the offending appendage in molten salt.
Entity orders:
The Wraith is now investigating G.F. Alpha-Omega
MZ: What about Twitchy?
RW: I found something~
MZ: Already?
...I suspect a Time/Fate mage intervened with my request for aid.
- - - Usually the edge of what's relevant - - -
Main Roleplay Chunk:
MZ: I think I need to make this clear before we go any further.
MZ: The only reason I'm taking this side right now is because I need Richard alive at a certain point in time, later then this one.
MZ: In fact, I don't need anyone dead, I just have people I need alive or out of the way.
MZ: I would stand for a way where nobody had to die, if there were one.
MZ: But that doesn't seem to be a possibility here.
MZ: And like I said, I need Richard alive, and that's not likely to change.
MZ: Because there aren't many people here who look like a decent substitutes ...
MZ: Besides, there's the whole "Paradox" thing.
Inventory:
Nemean Jacket [Level 10] [Equipped]
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9][Equipped]
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Probably used up?)
Dragon Coffee [Level 2]
Alchemies in Progress:
Phoenix Feather && Holy Water = Phoenix Extract [Level 4] (4/5)
Hyena Pin || Black Skull Pin = Psionic Hyena Pin (Prototype) [Level 7] (5/8)
Charges:
Yet Another Magical Bird 19/20 (+5 from Tazz): Really, they're all over the place.
Shield-bearer 19/20 (+5 from Tazz, +2 from Talist): Pseudo-deployment of artificial body; TEST 01(ONE).
My Artifact 9/50(+5 from Tazz, +3 from Twin): Once, there was a maiden...
Boosts:
+2 for Talist
+1 for Twin
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~