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3/9 EXOS Cyber Arm && Scout Drone = Drone Controlling Cyber Arm
Since UserZero foolishly attempted to steal the reverse wood, I attempt to figure out how to make her wish she never did that. I end up finding a way to change the properties of all reverse wood temporarily so that the wood randomly fluctuates between states to create chaos. This new Chaos Wood should be really funny to troll UserZero with. I then implement a horrible pun into the programming language used to initiate calls to this (at this point, someone has to have figured out where it comes from). The objective of this is to see whether driving UserZero even more insane than she already is will make her just murder everything, turn sane, kill herself, or do something else really crazy. Activate program:
Chaos Wood Do Uncontain: The chaos wood randomly alternates on whether or not it is contained. If UserZero was being smart and not containing it (thus making it contained), it stops reversing the state of its containment and breaks loose. If it is contained, it breaks out of containment and is able to do stuff.
Chaos Wood Cause Chaos: The wood does what it really likes to do and causes chaos in the form of fabricating a random events table and then rolling on it. Unfortunately, if I listed it it would change from randomness to probability, so I cannot list which table they used.
Chaos Wood Turn Invincible: The chaos wood tries to turn invincible, which randomly ends up with an entity stubbing its toe on a stick of it when it tries to attack, falling over, and being so embarrassed that they go comatose. Unfortunately, this will not last long enough to protect against an angry UserZero.
Chaos Wood Do Not Barrier: The chaos wood's randomness hits UserZero's barrier, weakening it. If I failed to successfully put antimatter inside her detonator, I try again to exploit this. Unfortunately, the randomness ends up doing nothing.
Chaos Wood Do Damage: The chaos wood may or may not damage UserZero with this. Unfortunately, they may not do damage. Yeah, this probably doesn't do much, but it at least tickles UserZero.
Chaos Wood Do Saplings: The chaos wood piles randomly scatters everywhere (like it needs to be chaos wood to do that), then some of them turn into saplings and start making trees of chaos wood.
Chaos Wood Just Self-destruct: The chaos wood that was not turned into saplings reverses the state of itself being destroyed, making it destroyed. However, the wood is then destroyed so it can no longer reverse the state of itself being destroyed, so it reforms and then immediately destroys itself again. This happens over and over and drives UserZero insane trying to stop the paradoxes from resulting, but avoids causing any paradoxes due to merely being insanely rapid state change.
I then attempt to do more, but the Chaos Wood effect wore off and all the wood is now Reverse Wood again (except the wood that was destroying and reforming endlessly, it missed the message from the server that it is no longer chaos wood). As a side effect of this, however, any use of the word 'would' in the Update post is randomly replaced with 'wood'.
I focus my own Attack while i use 2 Spider Donuts on Sp00pinator from donating 2 Charge Points to Muffet...
I look at the Gravestones then i look closer, Closer, CLOSER, and CLOSER i saw the text that one of my friends died I went breserk then i activate my FURY!! and i now have the different chumhandle named [FT] FuryTerminus I pick the Gravestone and i use my Fury Kick to send that stupid thing flying and i do that to the rest of the Graves. I line these up then i fire my RAIG BEAM at these, i collect the Gravestones and i Three Pointer in the hoop then falling in the rock crusher that crushes the Gravestones. (geeettttttt dunked on!!!!!) I combine the scraps of the Gravestones and i create the large sign saying SUPPORT RICHARD NAO then the haters of Richie charges at the sign and all of them suffered the blast. I watch the rain of stone from the gravestones and i turn back to normal for now.
Ebbotine h0I! 16/30
Heal/Support based Ally 5/50 +2 from MeGa +1 from Talist
Coarsebot? 2/40
Alchemy Creation:
Sword && Light Magic && Dark Magic && Tao symbol = Twilight's Edge 6/8
Critmist Recipe components OOO Same Bottle that used to make the Potion of Critmist = Potion of Critmist 6!/6 I inspect my Vintage looking Potion...
Nectar OOO Critical Potion = Potion of Dire Nectar 6/9
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Allies Action:
Sp00py Emper0r Sp00pinat0r's Acti0n: APPLIED THE SP00PY SHIELD 0N MYSELF AGAIN
Skills for a Massive Skeleton like Monster (Sp00pinator)
Spooky Slash Can be used every-time Lunge of Sp00p: II
Sp00py Shield: IIIII
Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIII
Sp00py Scary... IIIIIIIIIII
+1 Talist, +1 Muffet, +1 Mega/Redstone
Charge Bank: N/A
My Items
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
so here's how this is gonna work, or something i guess.
stats
Quote:
HP: 150,000
Base Attack: 50,000
How this works: In the original Cave Story, every time you kill an enemy, these "energy triangles" would appear that you can collect to level up your weapons. I replicated this by whenever Quote gets a kill, his base attack levels up by 2,000 a maximum of 10 times.
And uh, yeah, that's how this entity works.
I use a rocket launcher to rocket jump up the Chief's face and deliver two near-point blank shots with the Solar Flare, while Quote shoots a bunch of Sniper Drones.
How this works: In the original Cave Story, every time you kill an enemy, these "energy triangles" would appear that you can collect to level up your weapons. I replicated this by whenever Quote gets a kill, his base attack levels up by 2,000 a maximum of 10 times.
And uh, yeah, that's how this entity works.
[snip]
Just like the Entity Guidelines, the Entity is 215,000 HP and the Base attack is 21,500 since DTG 0 (200,000 HP and Base Attack is 20,000 in DTG 2) You might need to buff his HP and Base Attack a bit.
Hey pricey, get 3 friends and do ultimate bosses the right way (you get more powerful bosses, and faster summoning of bosses). Also, stop siding with the guy that wants to genocide people, murder everything, and requires 5 dozen cavalry charges to beat.
Just like the Entity Guidelines, the Entity is 215,000 HP and the Base attack is 21,500 since DTG 0 (200,000 HP and Base Attack is 20,000 in DTG 2) You might need to buff his HP and Base Attack a bit.
Hey pricey, get 3 friends and do ultimate bosses the right way (you get more powerful bosses, and faster summoning of bosses). Also, stop siding with the guy that wants to genocide people, murder everything, and requires 5 dozen cavalry charges to beat.
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Yeah! like the Imperator by 2 or 3 Players (Bomber, Generic and Erelye?) however, I will going to summon Papyrus (There is no Papyrus Font but he uses the Times New Roman instead) with my buddies Irecreeper and Talist? but i need to finish one of my Easy Summons first then we are going to do it all-together now.
Absurdly Sharp Flailbldae && Essence of Air (A Potato Chip Bag) = Bluster Flailbldae 9/11
I take advantage of the Chief's (should I capitalize that?) hurting sides by rocket jumping next to him while holding out my flailbldae, which is absurdly sharp, and slice right through his already damaged sides.
Something Big: 30/50 (+5 from late update, +1 from UserZero)
Something Big: 30/50 (+5 from late update, +1 from UserZero)
Something Big: 30/50 (+5 from late update, +1 from UserZero)
Walker grins at having used exact wording to boost all of his charges by a gigantic amount. He laments the lack of people to trade with... until he notices the influx of PZ players, and grins again beneath the mask. Perhaps it would be best to wait and see, though, who does what... oh, yeah, and take a slash at those GS Obsidian Barricades, hopefully knock them down and leave GS vulnerable.
FYI, that was the intention, not a loophole.
As the GS barricades are defending the GS entities, this equates to randomly destroying a Scout Drone!
==Turn 1==
==Alchemies/Charges==
Imperator 44/50 (+5 from Santa.)
Ante Up 30/50 (+5 from Santa.)
Charge #2: 15/20 (+9 from Generic.) (+5 from Santa.)
+3 to Bomber.
Dulled Dagger && True Essence of Fire == Blade of Hottest Flame 2/11
Stick && True Essence of Air == Wand of Greatest Heights 2/11
Guardmetal && Chainmail Suit == Guardmail Suit 1/11 (presumably level 10 this time)
PREVIEWS:
Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic
Magic Cueball Eye && Indigo Flames
Magic Cueball Eye && Red Sun Plasma
==Action==
FOCUSED ACTION CHECKBOX: [X]
Crystal decides to create a cookie-themed attack. He grabs a massive cookie and taps it a few times with his finger, each tap spawning a smaller cookie that Crystal then stores away. After a few minutes of this, he transmutes some cookies into cursors that he tosses onto the massive cookie, each cursor clicking once every 10 seconds and spawning more cookies. He consumes more cookies and summons someoneโs grandma from the infinite multiverse. Old and senile, she was baking cookies when she was summoned and - with a summoned oven and ingredients - she continues now, never mind that thereโs a massive battle going on around her. Crystal lets everything run for a few more minutes, before hoeing up some land and planting some cookie seeds. He clones the grandma a few times to work the fields. Immediately, he decides there isnโt enough production, and builds a massive cookie factory! He clones more grandmas for the workers, and starts up production. Cookies begin to pour out of the factory, so much that Crystal summons a special โCookie Bagโ and links everythingโs production to pour into it. Now he doesnโt have to worry about the cookie pile (which hasnโt stopped from getting taller.) More factories are summoned, until eventually Crystal decides to cut out the requirement for ingredients and digs a mine. Incredibly, instead of the normal gold, iron, and diamond, grandma miners strike cookie dough. Crystal immediately sets up several more mines, once again staffing them with grandmas. Soon enough, Crystal once again decides that he doesnโt have enough cookies, and launches extrauniversal expeditions to planets made entirely of cookies. He then sets up an alchemy lab that converts gold into cookies, so the useless shiny leavings from the cookie mines can be useful. The universe itself shudders for a second, before a red tear in the fabric of reality rips open and begins spewing cookies; a natural portal to the Cookieverse has formed! And still the cookies go on, and on, and on. Before long Crystal has 100 of every building heโs built so far. Time machine technology has been developed for the sole purpose of more cookies, and Crystal employs so many grandmas not even a supercomputer could count them all. He sets up a bingo center so the grandmas can have fun on their time off. For some reason, it looks like the grandmas are researching something in the bingo center... Soon enough, they present the fruits of their research: specialized chocolate chips, designer cocoa beans, ritual rolling pins, underworld ovens, wait, WHAT? Before Crystal can stop them, the grandmas merge their minds into one hiveminded being and take over cookie production. The awoken grandmatriarchs bring out exotic nuts and arcane sugar before launching a communal brainsweep and becoming even more closely linked. The grandmas, seeking yet greater power, flock to the Cookieverse portals and flood inside, becoming mutated and corrupted by the powers inside the portals and flooding back out as waves of merged wrinkled flesh and cookie dough! Crystal quickly gathers up some cursed laxatives, century-old cacao, and an infant and performs a complicated ritual that seems to appease the Grandmatriarchs. Calling on the new covenant between them, he directs them to attack Disembodied Hand 2. Massive tentacles of wrinkled flesh lash out of the portals to the Cookieverse, pulling Disembodied Hand 2 into the Grandmatriarchsโ realm. When it returns, it seems to have mutated greatly, its body warped and melted-looking with patches of cookie marring its flesh.
==Entities==
Salt will attack The Chief with TRAVELLER RETURNING.
Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic = Pure Magic Eye (Level 10)
Magic Cueball Eye && Red Sun Plasma = Magic 8-Ball Eye (Level 10)
Pure Magic Eye: An eye literally made entirely of magic, with sigils and such defining the outer limits. Aside from this, the eye is white, with a purple 'iris' and a black pupil, like, well, a standard eye. It can be used to channel incredibly powerful spells with your brain as the interface, and comes naturally with spells of detection so you can't be fooled, and comes complete with a sense of Omniscience-especially regarding Magic.
Magic Triangle eye: First, it's an Indigo Triangle that's suited for eye replacement, but it's a triangle. Not eye-shaped. It's gonna be painful. That being said, this thing works like a minature (and weaker) Cipher's Call, on the major caveat it only allows it when you're LOOKING directly at the target. It also comes with the ability to shoot fire straight out of the eye, and manipulate said fire. Of coures, features Omniscience.
Magic 8-ball eye: Honestly, you probably could pop in the Magic Cueball Eye into the 1/1 and get this. All asides, well, aside, the Magic 8-ball eye looks like an 8-ball in your eye socket, which does give you a defined 'pupil' so to speak. It possesses abilities over the Red Sun, though not even to the already-miniscule fraction a Miniature Red Sun would provide (though still versatile and powerful), in addition to its omniscience. It seems to know slightly different-and slightly less-than the Magic Cueball Eye.
Focused 48,000 damage to the 2nd Disembodied Hand! This certainly won't have any problematic issues for you in the not-altogther-too-far future...Because, you know. You weren't there for that. And neither was I.
Well, crap. Santa got dunked on! What's anyone going to do now?
We're going to finish up this boss first.
Action 1/2
Guitar Solo: 40/40 Complete!
Shock Trooper: 24/50
I +Assist Muffet.
I unleash the GUITAR SOLO!
Guitar Solo [AZ] Intensity: 100% [IIIIIIIIII]
Well, what's the special thing? I'll tell you in a second!
The Guitar Solo will heal friendly entities and deal damage to enemy enemies at the end of the turn! This value is determined by its Intensity. The formula is as follows: "Damage = Intensity % value x 40000" and "Healing = Damage / 2". The damage will be distributed among other enemy entities if possible! This is designed to have a peak effectiveness when at full intensity (for example, 100% Intensity will deal 40,000 damage to the Pro-Zeros, but at 20% Intensity, it'll deal a rather weak 8,000 damage. The Guitar Solo will lose 20% of its efficiency every turn, so the Pro-Zeros could be able to ride out the storm, but other Anti-Zero players can submit songs to it! This will raise the Intensity by up to 60%, but it can't go beyond a maximum of 100%.
So, how is it? Tweak as you please!
Support: 60/100 [IIIIIIIIII]
I am SEVERELY nerfing how much the AZs can help keep the thing alive AND giving the PZs the ability to interfere with the solo, decreasing it faster, and both will be reliant on creativity...BUT, it's damage goes up to 50,000. Guitar Solo summoned!
Y somehow manages to grab the -Behold, the absense of space where General Tor's Mechsuit was!-, and uses it to clobber The Chief. He then notices a typo in the absense, using a leftover c to correct it. Y then attaches the rersulting s onto the Vortex Monolith's Karmic Barrier, pluralizing it into Karmic Barriers.
The Goldflamer Complete! Khaydarin Crystal Complete!
I celebrate getting back to action by taking Muffet, and offering her 5 gold for every time she punches herself in the face! She is of course tempted to do it a lot and A METEOR HITS RICHARD Muffet ends up hurting herself.
Muffet will be paid to do a LOT of stuff, BUT she will NOT be punching herself in the face for money! She has dignity! Similarly, Richard literally catches the meteor in his hands, no sweat.
Y uses the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to exorcise the Wraith.
He then repairs the Vortex Monolith, at the same time ordering it to conceal the BA Slasher.
Laser Drill || Pickaxe Axe 9/X
Poison Staff && Spider Gland 7/X
SCP-2905-2 seed && Jungle Spores && Nature's Gift 7/X
Nebula Monolith 13/15
SCP-882 25/30 The Broken Church 11/20
The Wraith has defaced the Gospel by switching every mention of 'flying' with 'burrowing,' and all related synonyms of 'flight' and the word itself with synonyms for digging instead which is really just a more funny way of saying he dodged it!
I look at the member count is 55 animated Instant Ramens however it is not ordered by King Nissin (The king of the Ramenia (The place where there is Ramen)) These are summoned by the First Guardian TT2000 (However sometimes with King Nissin's permission) however, these are not as bad as the groups of Pretzel Elementals Most of the members of the Instant Ramen Army are the Bags of Ramen but King Nissin is the animated Cup/Bowl Noodle hybrid so anyways.
I pull out the dreaded Mega-Kettle then i make the Giant Bowl appear since i have strength, i grab the member of the Instant Ramen Army then i rip the bag (Which is the skin of most members of the Instant Ramen Army have) then i put the Ramen in the bowl and i pour the boiling water in the bowl Tthe ramen body that the I.R.A member after the bag has been ripped) and it kills one of them. I mix it for a few minutes (also so quick) then i put toppings on the ramen and i serve the Ramen to the [AZ] Organisation and Richard's Player Army.
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component A 50!/50 +5 from Santa/Tazz Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component B 50!/50 +5 from Santa/Tazz
Backstory:
While i was working for the CobaltShade Corporation as the intern, I decide to make one of the Infamous things that the CobaltShade Croporation which is the Nuclear Quest Giving Taco It took me 3 months designing the stronger version of the NQGT. We but the arms, legs, the body, modifictions, wires the head, etc while the CSC Workers and some Nuclear Quest Giving Tacos programmed it's brain and finally i inserted the brain inside the MNQGT's Head then while the Nuclear Quest Giving Taco speaks in Normal/Arial font but the Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco speaks in Courier New before it's ready, it says
MNQGT: I WILL TAKE ALL VICTIMS TO MY MOST RIDICULOUS QUESTS THEY EVER SEEN.
And it's off! Going to the Battlefield where the TPP/BOI Mixed Abomination Monster (Twitchy) is.
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco (Also known as the MNQGT) Stats:
Alignment: [AZ] (It was going to be [N] but i mark it as [AZ])
Health: 400K/400,000 (I used the DTG 2 HP/ATK System to set it's HP to 400K instead of 430K)
Attack: Varies on it's quests
Quest Power: It stats at 5 but maxes at 20
Skills:
Basic Attack: Sends the Target Enemy to the Random Quest. Costs 1 Quest Power, Damage: Average
Good Quest: Sends the Target Ally to the random Good Quest. Costs 3 Quest Power, Healing: Medium-High
Bad Quest: Sends the Target Enemy to the random Bad Quest. Costs 5 Quest Power, Damage: High
Super Quest Sends the Target Ally or Enemy to the random Better/Badder Quest. Costs 10 Quest Power Deals Heavy Damage (for Enemies) Recieves Very High Healing (for Allies)
Ultra Quest Sends 2 Target Allies or Enemies to the random Great/Nasty Quest. Costs 15 Quest Power Deals Heavy Damage (for Enemies) Recieves Very High Healing (for Allies) each
ULTIMATE QUEST Sends 3 Target Alles or Enemies to the Ultimate Quest they ever seen Costs 20 Quest Power (Thats the maximum) Deals Massive Damage (for 3 Enemies) or Instant Kills the Non-Boss Entity (1 Enemy Only but deals So much damage to the Boss since it is immune to Instant Death) Recieves Humongous Healing (for 3 Allies) or Fully Restores the HP of the Non Boss Entity (1 Ally only)
Generate Exclamation Point: Regenerates 5 Quest Power but has a cooldown of 3 turns
Special: Generates 2 Quest Power per turn also, It always do what it's own but the player still controls the Entity as it's will.
Tweak this if you want, I made a Complicated Entity (More Charge Points Invested on Summons = More Complicated)
Ebbotine h0I! 15/30 +5 from Santa/Tazz
New! Heal/Support based Ally 1/50
New! Coarsebot? 1/40
Alchemy Creation:
Sword && Light Magic && Dark Magic && Tao symbol = Twilight's Edge 5/8
Critmist Recipe components OOO Same Bottle that used to make the Potion of Critmist = Potion of Critmist 5/6
Nectar OOO Critical Potion = Potion of Dire Nectar 5/9
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Allies Action:
The Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco takes the Spore Cannon to the Random Quest (Basic attack that costs 1 Quest Power.)
Sp00py Emper0r Sp00pinat0r's Acti0n: I APPLY THE SP00PY SHIELD 0N MYSELF AGAIN
Skills for a Massive Skeleton like Monster (Sp00pinator)
Spooky Slash Can be used every-time Lunge of Sp00p: II
Sp00py Shield: IIIII
Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIII
Sp00py Scary... IIIIIIIIIII
+1 Talist, +1 Muffet, +1 Mega/Redstone
Charge Bank: N/A
My Items
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
The Instant Raman Army doesn't actually have Raman Cups for skin, they're literally the noodles! However, nevertheless, 15,000 damage to the Instant Raman Army, killing 15!
OK, three things: First, the Nuclear Quest Giving Taco is a blatant reference to the Infinite Wars. I'm going to let this slide as it wasn't REALLY a character OR an entity, just some random thing that cropped up in Cobalt's attacks. What I WILL NOT let slide, however, is the combined charges. I'll put it one way; I do NOT want this game to be all about charging in every form, and as such 50 is the hard cap bar some teamwork. This WILL NOT change. As such, I'm cancelling the summon; you can still summon it, but only with half of it's given HP and only one of those two charges. The charge isn't GONE: You can still USE those charge points, but you are NOT using it in that manner.
[RP AND ATTACKS]
"Hello? So, you're Sans - Destroyer of Serial Killers and Laziest Person in the World. I just wanted to say, if you take one more step towards the Battlefield without swearing allegiance to my master, uh-" and I press Tab, "UserZero, you're going to have a bad time. Yeah, I know that's your line, so deal with it."
After threatening Sans, I decide to test something out in an extremely sadistic way. I assist Muffet, then introduce her to a horde of arachnaphobes, armed with bug spray, fly swatters enchanted with Bane of Athropods V and railguns. I tell them I'll give them ยฃ1000 in whatever currency they want if they deal more than 15,000 damage to Muffet and her spiders combined. If they somehow still decline to murder Muffet, I brainwash them into murdering her anyway. I then see if she gives me a normal Spider Donut, without any poison in it.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS]
Gott est Tott 10/13 (+5 from Tazz, +3 from Best Godmodder)
Charge Abomination 4/10
Spell Matrix 10/25 (+5 from Tazz, +3 from Best Godmodder)
Coin Holder && Spring = Coin Launcher (2/??)
Railgun && Esper's Brain = ESP Railgun (2/??)
+1 to engie_ninja/Walker
+1 to TT2000
+1 to Muffet
[BREAKDOWN AND OOC] (That first line was obectively bad idea. I didn't even write anything related to the reason that I put that in so it's like an Epileptic Tree. What happened to Uzi speaking in colour?)
The arachnophobes comply, obliterating all the Spiders and dealing 1,000 damage to Muffet! AS that is (if I am correct) over 15,000 damage, they take the money and leave. Muffet, meanwhile, points out that it requires +2 for a non-AZ player to get Spider Donuts!
UserZero: mr. skeltal (doot doot) has a bone to pick with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
UserZero: wow, and here i thought tuba boy was just crazy. apparently, lower-ranked godmodders have now been striken with a mental disease wherein they believe themselves capable of killing the omega-plus!
sans: heh...i guess i am crazy.
sans: still, do i have a choice? summoned here, after all.
sans: i was informed you'd kill me eventually if i didn't.
sans: no way to leave either.
sans: the only way out is to kill you. and the unspoken third option...
sans: well, the guy i know who took that wasn't so thrilled about it.
sans: i've learned the issues with standing around until the last minute.
sans: such a good teacher...
sans: Such a horrific excuse for a living being.
To respond to no colors; generally, if two godmodders are talking, i'll differentiate them via colors, but if not, i only give them one. as both Richard's and Uzi's colors have to be entered in manually, this saves time.
Muffet looks above her... It appears that, far far above in the sky, something is falling down...that's right! It's the WORLD'S BIGGEST GOLDEN COIN! Specially designed by the Universal Mint to weigh 4000 tons, and yet achieve optimal falling aerodynamics for an incredibly painful and fast landing. The shadow gets bigger... BIGGER... BIGGER... Oh, it's gone!
Revan is surprised by all the plus charges he has quickly amassed. He thanks Richard and the Mod Man silently. He reaches out through the Force and finds the Shatterpoint(s) of Uzi. The Force allows Revan to see flaws ((either this can be for her, her minions, a flaw in her plans or something she is weak to))
Revan is faced with a path, ((a interactive idea sorta conceptual, you guys vote on what Revan does.)) he can try to continue his attacks on Chief by using him as a Lighting Grenade and flinging him at Twitchy (Dark Side Option) or he can attempt to talk Chief and Twitchy down (Light Side Option)
Basilisk War Droid 7/25
HK-47 7/50
Revan's Force Alignment: Sith Lord?
UserZero's mind is filled with HATE. IF she was Sith she'd have no issues with channeling the Dark Side (assuming she isn't capable of that already, which IS a possibility). It's so all-encompassing you have an issue finding something that isn't just sheer hatred, or else pre-emptively blocked off-and to your dismay, the latter category seems to be the vast majority of her mind. You do not find a weakness beyond potential ability to manipulate her extreme hatred-UserZero quickly shuts you out, and modifies the barrier so you can't do that twice. However, you didn't get away completely empty-handed: an unguarded memory has UserZero hiding some tapes around this mystery Server, guarded by some tougher customers or just in nooks and crannies you couldn't find. You also got an image of Twitchy, implying she has one of those tapes, as well as one in some kind of structure at, roughly, Z 3,7-- (you don't know the other two digits) X 909.
What appeared to be an ordinary Steve was walking towards the battlefield, wearing a gold helmet and a chain chestpiece. Neither of which appeared to be enchanted.
There was one thing interesting about him though: He wore a single glove, with a Beta Plus emblem upon it.
At the moment, he had no side, but as is likely with a Godmodder, that will likely change.
Upon reaching the battlefield, he saw the fight, and an attack (I'll let anyone decide who attacks) heading towards him.
"I really wish I had some jerky."
Naturally, a wall of near-indestructible teriyaki-flavored jerky appeared in front of him to protect him.
Health: 40/40
Status: Craving Jerky, Hiding True Appearance
Side: Currently Neutral
Limit Break: 1%
Welcome, Eons! Sadly, as far as the RP is concerned, I do have my limits-you can be an Alpha Godmodder...Through Hard work, determination, and either considerable charge or a specific type of Level 25 alchemy (and the cap is still 10). You can't immediately put yourself on the field as an entity like that either, sadly! (This is mostly because the other two would start killing you AND you wouldn't respawn). You can talk to me about any issues you want.
The Keeper: ========================================= 40/40 (+9 from Tazz, +3 from MZ, +1 from TFT and Modpack)
The Symphony: ================================================== 46/50 (+9 from Tazz, +3 from MZ, +1 from Pricey, Richard, Modpack, and TFT)
The Seed: ================================================== 14/50 (+8 from Tazz, +3 from MZ, +1 from Modpack and Richard)
The Throne: ================================================== 9/50 (+8 from Tazz)
I +3 MZ. Yes... I'm finally back. Hopefully I stick with the game for good this time. I start two new charges. The below action is Focused.
-THE BELOW ACTION HAD TO BE REMOVED FOR CHARACTER LENGTH REASONS. I AM SO SORRY.-
UNHOLY HELLKITE DRAGONS!...But, wait! Y.V! He was a triangular entity who is also related to the back of the dollar bill, money, and thus the USA, and is thus also related to all of those things! BUT! Y.V, Aka Yung Venus, came first! Not Bill! This, on top of everything else, can only mean one thing...Bill Cipher is NO Dream Demon, but instead the future form of Yung Venuz, now capable of somehow applying his bullet-based powers and rap abilities to become an incredibly powerful mind being!
...Yeah, seriously though. Uncle Grandpa notes the lack of UserZero in the class at all, and Richard is merely so understanding he faints, and just in case, sans didn't even twitch bar to get the notebooks. Meanwhile, those Tombstones get #tyrannousaurusrekt, and leftover damage directly penetrates to the Disembodied Heart, which is 21,600 damage!
2/9 EXOS Cyber Arm && Scout Drone = Drone Controlling Cyber Arm
Alright, so UserZero has a detonator thing and is likely to do something really overpowered with it. The only reason we can't do anything to it is a stupid 'Unbeatable Ultimate Godmodding Barrier' (TM). However, in order to detonate it, there has to be a detonator to detonate. Thus, I have EXOS teleport a bunch of antimatter inside UserZero's plunger detonator using trillions of mini-wormholes (aka a teraport). Though the barrier blocks nearly all of the wormholes, it is unable to react fast enough to block every single last wormhole, and a few dozen atoms of antimatter make it inside the detonator. However, because of Rule of Funny, the antimatter does not react with the normal matter that makes up the detonator until UserZero pushes down the detonator to fire, whereupon the detonator promptly blows up in her face (before sending the signal to blow up whatever she wanted to blow up). In case that fails (unlikely given how rule of funny works), EXOS also attempts to figure out what the plunger detonator is going to blow up.
You simply underestimate the Gatekeeper's barrier, as it is literally capable of stopping the breach entirely! Your arm explodes because the antimatter goes directly back into your arm without a proper containment unit by the devices of the Barrier! (It magically repairs offscreen.) EXOS DOES, however, find a signal and traces it...It goes straight out of the Universe and into the Void, however, which is all you know-the Void messes things up from there on, but given extended time, you can figure it out.
sighs so choice through players wasn't a good idea, Revan shrugs, he supposes he'll do a little bit of both then.
He deactivates his lightsabers and uses the Force to clip them back in place.
He grabs the ((teh is overrated)) Chief in a Force Grip and levitates him as Chief thrashes around in the air trying to be released from Revan's grip.
"Fear not, for in the end I shall release you from Zero's grip as you shall be released from this one. I apologize for the pain in the meantime."
Presenting Revan's Lighting Grenade technique
Revan sends bolts of Force Lighting coursing through Chief's body, he then flings Chief into Twitchy's Disembodied Heart causing an explosion of Force Lighting.
"Just give up and I won't hurt you anymore, I promise. You won't suffer anymore, I am cruel only when it is necessary."
And then Revan rested.
Summons:
HK-47 7/50 (+5 from Christmas)
Basilisk War Droid 7/25 (Ditto)
Force Alignment:
Sith Lord
Charges:
2x + 1's to those that claim them
3 if Muffet is one with the Force.
+1 to Muffet to purchase a doughnut.
The Chief is so huge that his body doesn't stop blocking Twitchy, but nevertheless takes 16,000 damage!
"Well. I can tell you really do want to have some help. And who am I to judge my customers?"
Pit accepts them all.
Dimensional Breakout: 53/50 (+30 from UserZero)
Bar: PPPPPPPPPP
Mandatory Grinding: 24/50 (+3 from Topaz, +20 from UserZero)
Bar: AAAPPPPPPP
And here. We. Go. Again.
Princess [Undeniably PZ]: 170,000/170,000
ATK: 5,000
PASSIVE:
Aura of Manipulation: 10% chance to redirect attacks aimed at her.
SPECIAL:
Tilt the RNG: Princess somehow manages to manipulate the RNG to give the PZs an edge. Guarantees some positive effect to PZ forces that turn or some negative effect to AZ/GS forces that turn. Effects may vary. Cooldown: 4 Turns.
You take (and expend) all five Charge Tokens immediately! Princess summoned!
UserZero: there'll be more where that came from if you join!
Technically, Anti-Segeta Sanshiro Turret spells out ASST.
=Action=
I type in /seed.
I then knock the numbers out of the chat box, and stick them inside a
spare Yggdrasil seed I have from my many travels. I should now have a
world seed with this exact worldgen.
Hyperstorm Boss 13/50 +5 from santa +2 from nulitor +3 from crusher +1 from siegelordhector
+3 to siegelordhector (welcome to our faction)
Essence of Corruption && The Forge Stoker = Brittlestoker (Level 5: 5/6)
Scalding Holy Water 000 Essence of Corruption = Scalding Unholy Water (Level 4: 5/5) complete!
We're back!
"Seems like the godmodder slayers may be targetted by Uzi and her plunger... Just a suspicion". John takes out fear no anvil and slams the chief into the ground. They tumble into a sinkhole that leads into a cave. They fight each other until the chief takes a wrong step and slips off a canyon into a slab of dirt over a sea of lava. John follows him and lands on his face, whacking his eyes as hard as he can with his fists. He then de-mounts with a double backflip, grabs the chiefs ear and skips him across the magma into a cliff face.
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anachronism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1:
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1
13,000 damage to the Chief!
Scalding Unholy Water: If you're a Zombie, this is the good stuff: Scalding Unholy Water, the bane of the living and the boon of the undead. Well, unless you're not immune to burning. Then it's not so good, as it is HOT. This is basically a jar of kill all. Don't miss.
I take a moment to check the results. Best not to drink strange alchemies without finding out what they do first.
Action:
I levitate a pillar of salt at the 4th Disembodied Hand, following it up with a stream of flames directed at the pillar, showering the offending appendage in molten salt.
Entity orders:
The Wraith is now investigating G.F. Alpha-Omega
MZ: What about Twitchy?
RW: I found something~
MZ: Already?
...I suspect a Time/Fate mage intervened with my request for aid.
- - - Usually the edge of what's relevant - - -
Main Roleplay Chunk:
MZ: I think I need to make this clear before we go any further.
MZ: The only reason I'm taking this side right now is because I need Richard alive at a certain point in time, later then this one.
MZ: In fact, I don't need anyone dead, I just have people I need alive or out of the way.
MZ: I would stand for a way where nobody had to die, if there were one.
MZ: But that doesn't seem to be a possibility here.
MZ: And like I said, I need Richard alive, and that's not likely to change.
MZ: Because there aren't many people here who look like a decent substitutes ...
MZ: Besides, there's the whole "Paradox" thing.
Inventory:
Nemean Jacket [Level 10] [Equipped]
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9][Equipped]
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Probably used up?)
Ugh... I feel kinda sick right now. So, I'll just make the minimum effective post. All my charges/alchemies progress and I +1 Mythic, FlamingToast, and Pricey. Then I proceed to thwack Twitchy in the most generic, unenthusiastic, and boring way possible to see how little damage I can do in a single hit. ... That's not 0, of course.
Almost null...
You do literally so little damage that I think stating the actual damage value would probably be breaching character limits if I typed it, which rolls over to 0 anyways. I then add a focused 2,000 damage for reasons of pity. I then realize Twitchy is protected twofold, meaning I can't. Oi vey. Such sad.
Broken Reign of Arrows && Iron Ingots && A WHOLE Lotta Duct Tape = Fixed Reign of Arrows 8/9 (Well, technically, it isn't the same alchemy, it's the FIXED Reign of Arrows, not just Reign of Arrows.)
+2 to Pricey, +1to Muffet (If she's alive), +1 to jon (If Muffet's dead.)
Feyd, the Enderman King 17/25
Lance 29/50 (+2 from Pricey, +2 from Toast)
Newb King (Note, NEWB, not NOOB.) 11/17
(All Charges have +5 from update)
Sukard gets healed by Muffet (If she's alive), then slashing at the Chief.
I pull out a Firebrand, rushing to the Chief to impale him. I thrust my sword up, widening the hole, I then patch the wound up by using C4. I turn on Slow-mo, slowly walking away and detonating the C4 at the same time. I then turn Slow-mo off.
Blue Suit && Courtroom Antics && Lots and Lots of Buffing && Attorney's Badge = Wright 6/8 Level 8
Beggars Bazooka && D10 = 1/? lvl ?
Actual action=========
i fire a beggars bazooka. Which fires more Beggars Bazooka. Then, one of them fire a D10 Rocket, which fly's at a random target. The dice roll decides the damage, with 1 giving a temporary 1+ armor buff and 10 giving the next attack a minicrit. The rocket has a high chance of minicrit, but has a slightly higher chance to hit a AZ entity.
Recipe's of Note======
Gravity Gauntlet > fine = Falls (Level 9 0/10) (in progress)
Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Entity's:==================
The annoying dog does the same thing as he would of done last round.
Charges=========
no 2/no (read: 50)
22/22 how2live (5+ from christmas) expended!
i magick the Gemblade into the Gemblade Mom's knife, which i brutally and repeatedly use to stab a disemboided hand.
1+ to muffet (Annoy Dog)
2+ To Revan (You can never go wrong with Revan)
+6,000 HP to the Annoying Dog! You roll a 3, and for sake of convenience you only loaded in 1 Beggar's Bazooka and 1 Rocket, so this translates to 10,000 damage to the Chief!
Essence of Corruption && The Forge Stoker = Brittlestoker (Level 5: 6/6) Complete!
I just read Uncle Grandpa's explanation of DTG...
"What you've just said... is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard... At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this game is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul."
Alchemies!
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anachronism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1:
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1
The Brittlestroker: If a metal is tempered improperly in the forge, it goes brittle, frail, easy to break. This is a representation of failure in creation, whist the Forge Stoker itself represents creation as a whole. As such, weapons coming into contact with the Brittlestroker are weakened, possibly even breaking. It is cold to the touch, and aside from the aformentioned propery, also has powers over the cold.
You turn around-briefly, both you and Uncle Grandpa are back in the classroom, though this time, Uncle Grandpa is in the student's section, right next to Proof (and Twitchy for some reaso////SO-UNCLE-GRANDPA-SEMPAI-WHEN-ARE-WE-GETTING-TOGETHER-FOR-MORE-DUNGEONS-AND-DRAGONS?////n). The ground is the liquid sludge of all who died in the course of Uncle Grandpa's previous attack. Twitchy's body is constantly sucking up the puddle, which seems to be infinite...Meanwhile, the teacher is in a chicken mask, wearing exactly the same clothes Uncle Grandpa was wearing while teaching. For anyone paying attention hard enough, a certain cat has left the bag.
*&#@!%#$: Obviously, the real conclusion from that lesson was the power of jumping to conclusions, as was stated at the very beginning; it assumes a completely different set of conditions, that the Illuminati exists, that they have been around for that long, that Bill Cipher is even related to them, that they have connections to those things, that they bother to have connections, that they bother to even influence things beyond potentially having members inside, that those members are doing anything to promote Illuminati Influence. And honestly, I could go on. *^@#[email protected]&: Really. There were clearly no questions to ask, for clearly an inquisitive mind would have simply asked a singular question about the Illuminati. *#$%^!%@: But, then, the lesson wouldn't be complete. *@$%<%@^: No, clearly you had to kill them to teach them the lesson. There was clearly a point of generating an alternate reality just to kill everyone present. ^&#^&^#@: For someone who is everyone's uncle and grampa, that's awfully uncaring. Then again, I suppose that carries the assumption that you have to be. Convenient for you, though, that everything is nothing given an arbitrary meaning. #%^^#!<: And you must hold some special meaning to violence. You really do love killing, don't you? You did it just now without nary a thought. [email protected]%^"`~: Then again, who am I to know? Assumptions, and the consequences, are everywhere. Though, is that any different from actual meaning in the first place? Quesions-potentially rhetorical-that I leave you with...
A brief visual glitch for the affected, and they're right back where they were, without any obvious signs of anything having happened. You kind of just sat there for a second.
My Artifact 11/50 (+1 from Talist):Once, there was a maiden...
Boosts:
+2 for Talist
+1 for Twin
Phoenix Extract: The searing blood of a living Phoenix. A Phoenix Down (just the down) can revive a man; this can practically ressurect them, and make them come back stronger...If it is applied a certain time post-fight. If applied in the same turn an entity is struck and killed, before the EoTB, the entity will ressurect with half-HP of a now-raised total, though this will consume the Phoenix Extract. Only one of these can exist at a time, and improper timing will do you no good and waste it as well.
Shield Princess and Thunderbird Lancer summoned! They'll do as you say.
I: 9/10 +1 base + 5 Santa + 1 Bonus(Logging) + 1 Modpack
II: 9/15 +1 base + 5 Santa + 1 Bonus(Logging) + 1 Modpack
III: 8/25 +1 base + 5 Santa + 1 Bonus(Logging)
Assists:
+1 Modpack
+1 PitTheAngel
+1 Generic
(I'll settle on a formatting style at some point...)
Action:
I progress to the next stage of minecrafting: mining and crafting. I open my inventory (Achievement get!). Collect some spare wood (Achievement get!). Craft a crafting table (Achievement get!). Craft a wooden pickaxe (Achievement get!). Mine three stone, create a stone pickaxe (Achievement get!). Mine 8 more stone, create a furnace (Achievement get!). Mine a whole lot of stone (I also grab a few crystals off the mountains), make a whole lot of stone swords (Achievement get!).
I then start throwing all of the swords I had made at the disembodied hands until I run out. The barrage of stone swords pining down the hands.
Inventory
A whole bunch of wood.
A supply of saplings.
A few apples.
A stone pickaxe.
Quite a bit of cobblestone.
A few mountain crystals.
A focused 32,000 damage, split amongst all 4 hands (that's 8,000 for each)!
- 1/2
The Dead Pool 25/35
Old Spice 19/50 (+1 Leon +1 Talist)
Not a car! 20/25
| Alchemy |
NEW: ! || ?? = Source of Confusion (Level 10 - 2/11)
NEW: (Baseball Cap || Soda Drink Hat && Experimental Liquid Manipulator) && Fanta && Pineapple Fanta && Rasberry Fanta && Kirk's Lemonade && Kirk's Creaming Soda && Kirk's Passito && Kirk's Ginger Ale && Solo && Coke && Diet Coke && Vanilla Coke && Mountain Dew && Tab= ?? (Level 10 - 3/10)
Ring of Fate && (Yu-Gi-Oh Card Holder/Launcher || Tarot Cards + Colonel Sassacre's Unabridged Unparallelled Magical Compedium of Dastardly Card Tricks) && Taboo Dice = Destiny (Level 10 - 6/11)
3 level 10 alchemies.
1+ to Twin 1+ to MeGaMiner 1+ to Talist
| Inventory |
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
| Action |
~Toast brings out a whistle from her pocket. It's mostly white and looks perfectly normal, perhaps one that you might use in a game of basketball. In fact, if you were to look closely, you would notice a flaming basketball decal on the side. But that's not important right now. What is important is the knowledge that ~Toast is actually a part-time coach for the Noxus basketball teM team, sponsored by Noxus Air. As ~Toast placed the string around her neck, the basketball on the side began to glow orange and animate itself. The screams of 10'000 referees echoed through each player's head, until they welre abruptly silenced. Fear crept into the hearts of those opposing the Noxus Basketball Team of what might lurk behind the artifact at ~Toast's disposal.
Silence.
Then.
IT'S.
GAME.
TIME.
~Toast blew the whistle, nightmarish visions overwhelming those who were unprepared for such a sight. "THE DUNK PROPHECIES ARE TRUE."
The words slipped through the conciousness of all present, embodying themselves as a living flame within their minds, emblazoned on their hearts like a brand. Their eyes forced upwards to watch as the miracle occured. The everpresent moon rotated 180*, revealing what was really on the dark side of the moon. It appeared to be a large basketball, in it's own sense, a giant sun.
A small hatch opened on the Basketball Moon, invisible to the naked eye from such a distance. The intense glare hid a large figure holding a basketball, stepping out into the vaccuum of space. Despite the glare, it was obvious he was holding a basketball basket, pole and all. "I came here to dunk." Staring down, a group large enough to be seen from space was gathered below. A whistle was blown and heard, confirming Darius' suspicions. "Here comes the dunk train, running you down." He lept off as the moon turned back to it's original, non-basketball state. Against the grey/white of the moon, entities and players alike could clearly see a figure descending from the Dunk Heaven, assuming they hadn't died from the sheer shock of seeing the Noxus Basketball Team's star (and only) player ready to dunk them.
The Dunkmaster hit the ground, an orange shockwave echoing out from the point of impact. Smoke arose, and the Dunk was revealed.
Standing on the limp body of The Chief. He bounced around a basketball on the crater after placing the goals down over the corpse. Every spectator witnessed the dunkstruction and describing the action would not do it justice. Instead, Darius put it in his own words.
"GET DUNKED!"
"WANT SOME?"
"EAT IT?"
"TAKE NOTES!"
"DUNKMATE!"
"SIDDOWN!"a
"THERE IT IS!"
"SEE YA!"
"MY HOUSE!"
"BOOM!"
"ALL DAY!"
"FACED!"
"HAHAHAHA!"
"KNOCK KNOCK!"
"TOO EASY!"
After this dunktrocity (including a total of 15 dunks, not including the Sky Dunk and general miscondunkt), Darius left the Chief in ashes, smirking at how easy it was to dunk these rookies. The visions faded, as everyone knew it to be true.
THE DUNK.
THE LEGEND.
IT WAS ALL TRUE.
Just going to warn you, Toast, Deadpool was already summoned.
HOW COULD YOU THAT'S LIKE WHAT A GENOCIDE PLAYER DOES
I then proceed to whip out the Flamestriker, and begin carpeting the Spore Cannon in torrents of flame, expending 7 Mana Crystals from random Hearthstone players from around the world with each shot. I then decide that the Flamestriker is kinda worthless against single targets, and whip out the Killing Spre-
...
KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL
...
When the dust clears, it's clear that the Spore Cannon was stabbed about 13,000 times within the period of two minutes, and that many people died meters from the cannon. And it's also clear that SOMETHING took a bite out of the cannon. Apparently, what went down was that the sheer bloodlust emanating from me when I held the Killing Spree attracted several rogues, who proceeded to try to take my knife. Apparently, in my rampage, I killed about two rogues, and then threw the knife with such force at the Spore Cannon that it got deeply embedded within the thing.
All the rogues then rushed the cannon, wanting to get that legendary-tier knife. They stabbed the cannon about 13,000-ish times trying to get it, when I, still fueled by bloodlust, wanted my knife back. Apparently, I pulled out the flamestriker again, and shot it enough times to drain every single last mana crystal from every single last mage in Hearthstone. Shortly after this, I called upon arthasisokay, a random Death Knight Player, who proceeded to spam Corpse Explosion on the leftover rogue corpses, covering literally everything within a ten-meter radius of the Spore Cannon in a fine layer of gore.
It then became apparent that I summoned SharkLover37 again, who proceeded to get a shark to partially devour the Spore Cannon and most of the bloody corpses. And somehow, I called both players without horribly murdering them. I then proceed to run over to the Spore Cannon, and safely cut a chunk out of it that contained the Killing Spree within it. I then chuck it in my inventory.
=Command=
Muffet will used Synchronized Dance for defensive reasons.
...Didn't I already explain Ia! Ia!?...I'll do it again.
Ia! Ia!: A tommygun made mostly of Suarite. The weaves of Space, Time and void fold in and around the weapon, giving it power over all three, and as such, its bullets not only have an incredible level of penetration but also warp and twist the very fabric of reality around the targets to devastating effects, giving them knowledge of secrets not meant to be known, feelings of touches not meant to be felt, and whispers of songs never meant to be heard or even uttered. That being said, the most memorable thing about the gun, aside from its effects, is the fact that for every bullet fired, it chants "Ia!." Hold down the trigger, and "Ia!Ia!Ia!Ia!Ia!Ia!Ia!Ia!Ia!Ia!Ia!Ia!Ia!Ia!Ia!Ia!Ia!Ia!Ia!Ia!" Hence the name.
24,000 damage to the Spore Cannon! Muffet will do as you say!
Alchemies
Brightstone && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Light Module (4/6)
Energy Collector MK3 && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Energy Collector Module (4/6)
Energy Condenser && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Energy Condenser Module (2/?)
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (10/50) (+5 from Satna)
Project M09-The Logician (49/50) (+6 from Fseftr, +5 from Klause)
Project M10-The Java Programmer (17/50) (+5 from (Troll Santa))
+3 to PitTheAngel
Action
I send Pricey to imaginary internet court for the following found in the contents of his post:
1) Claiming that he worked for my corporation, although no records of his employment with the Cobalt Shade Corporation exist, even as an intern
2) Claiming that the Cobalt Shade Corporation would EVER modify an already powerful Nuclear Quest-Giving Taco to give it more power
3) Modifying an already powerful Nuclear Quest-Giving Taco to give it more power
4) Ruining the reputation of the Cobalt Shade Corporation by making the Modified Nuclear Quest-Giving Taco speak in Priceyspeak
5) Completely disregarding the fact that the charge cap is 50 and nothing can be charged above 50, hence the Nuclear Quest-Giving Taco is blocked
6) Implying that the Cobalt Shade Corporation would ever let an intern modify highly dangerous Nuclear Quest-Giving Tacos
In imaginary internet court, any defense he tries to make is destroyed due to his inability to properly follow English grammar and the control the Cobalt Shade Corporation over the corrupt legal system of imaginary internet court. He is sentenced to "being used as a weapon in an attack".
I then cover him in Fluoroantimonic Acid C4 regardless of whether or not the previous part of this post went through and launch him into the Chief, detonating the C4 attached to him on him impacting the Chief.
Entity Action
Rinon will pull out a phonetic sound blaster and perform the highly vaunted simultaneous bilabial, alveolar and uvular trill combo. The fact that she did this almost-impossible task perfectly results in the sound blaster, which was aimed at and locked onto the Chief, annihilating its target.
18,000 damage to the Chief! Rinon will do as you say!
Energy Condenser && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Energy Condenser Module (Level 5: 2/6)
I +Assist TwinBuilder if he posts after this. If he neglects to collect it by the end of the page, it goes to The_Topazian.
I might have some more charges coming in soon. Anyhow, after my Shock Trooper's in, it'll be a while before I charge up again!
As for my action, I use my Linecutter Axe to perform vicious strikes on the part of Twitchy that will deal the most damage, as long as it's vulnerable.
Support: 60/100 [IIIIIIIIII]
Twitchy is protected twofold, by both the Chief and her Red Array of Death! The Chief literally punts you out of the way before laughing heartily as you're sent soaring, because you just got punted by an insanely massive giant of a Zombie-Cyborg-Security Guard-thing.
He's got you there, ColbaltShade. He did technically follow the rules.
The ever mysterious godmodder realized where he was...or rather, when he was, upon being told Richard was here.
He began laughing, as an aura of power, a light shade of cream that could be mistaken for white, surrounded him.
"Sorry, but if I don't help him, I don't become anywhere near as powerful as I will. I'm sure you understand."
He pulled out an ice block and put it on the ground, and he stepped upon it, posing.
"I am the Echoing Hollow! The Lord Of Discord! The Emperor Of Bacon And Jerky!"
He flashed a smile and gave a thumb's up.
"I'm Eon_The_Chaos_Mage, and I will help Richard, as his victory will further my goals. Also, because I don't plan on dying today."
The aura of energy began growing.
Chaos Monster Summon: 1/50
Richard smirks, already aware that the Beta Plus glove was just looted from someone else earlier. If that wasn't the case, the poor guy would have already been dead!
Hezetor will go to check the Sun personally to see what exactly is that thing, he should not have any problem in walking on it or watching directly at it.
To check its essence he will use both magical and technological means that I will not explain today for the lack of time.
Wait BA Slasher can copy powers too... can't wait to copy his ability to copy powers.
+3 to Pit (we need you as a neutral merchant)
the Glory 38/50 +5
Spadaccino 21/50 +5
...... 10/50 +5
Module || Sistema di autoguida avanzato = Module di autoguida avanzato (Level 5 3/6)
The quantum infinitet is just a paradox creator? When I'll find time I'll give it a proper function.
You immediately go to the Sun. Sadly, your results are less conclusive than you wish, but the 'Sun' is clearly not a sun. For starters, that light isn't the light of a nuclear reaction turning Hydrogen into Healium; it's a massive artificial structure made entirely of Divinium (a very bright golden metal with santified properties by the Gods of Mojang), and the light is the result of the ethers of Creation emitting from it. Some kind of force field prevents you from getting close, and the blinding light and energy is messing up attempts to get through to scan what lies beyond.
Copying BA's copy powers would do nothing at all except waste a slot.
3/9 EXOS Cyber Arm && Scout Drone = Drone Controlling Cyber Arm
Since UserZero foolishly attempted to steal the reverse wood, I attempt to figure out how to make her wish she never did that. I end up finding a way to change the properties of all reverse wood temporarily so that the wood randomly fluctuates between states to create chaos. This new Chaos Wood should be really funny to troll UserZero with. I then implement a horrible pun into the programming language used to initiate calls to this (at this point, someone has to have figured out where it comes from). The objective of this is to see whether driving UserZero even more insane than she already is will make her just murder everything, turn sane, kill herself, or do something else really crazy. Activate program:
Chaos Wood Do Uncontain: The chaos wood randomly alternates on whether or not it is contained. If UserZero was being smart and not containing it (thus making it contained), it stops reversing the state of its containment and breaks loose. If it is contained, it breaks out of containment and is able to do stuff.
Chaos Wood Cause Chaos: The wood does what it really likes to do and causes chaos in the form of fabricating a random events table and then rolling on it. Unfortunately, if I listed it it would change from randomness to probability, so I cannot list which table they used.
Chaos Wood Turn Invincible: The chaos wood tries to turn invincible, which randomly ends up with an entity stubbing its toe on a stick of it when it tries to attack, falling over, and being so embarrassed that they go comatose. Unfortunately, this will not last long enough to protect against an angry UserZero.
Chaos Wood Do Not Barrier: The chaos wood's randomness hits UserZero's barrier, weakening it. If I failed to successfully put antimatter inside her detonator, I try again to exploit this. Unfortunately, the randomness ends up doing nothing.
Chaos Wood Do Damage: The chaos wood may or may not damage UserZero with this. Unfortunately, they may not do damage. Yeah, this probably doesn't do much, but it at least tickles UserZero.
Chaos Wood Do Saplings: The chaos wood piles randomly scatters everywhere (like it needs to be chaos wood to do that), then some of them turn into saplings and start making trees of chaos wood.
Chaos Wood Just Self-destruct: The chaos wood that was not turned into saplings reverses the state of itself being destroyed, making it destroyed. However, the wood is then destroyed so it can no longer reverse the state of itself being destroyed, so it reforms and then immediately destroys itself again. This happens over and over and drives UserZero insane trying to stop the paradoxes from resulting, but avoids causing any paradoxes due to merely being insanely rapid state change.
I then attempt to do more, but the Chaos Wood effect wore off and all the wood is now Reverse Wood again (except the wood that was destroying and reforming endlessly, it missed the message from the server that it is no longer chaos wood). As a side effect of this, however, any use of the word 'would' in the Update post is randomly replaced with 'wood'.
In destabilizing the Reverse Wood, you create a Paradox-which, given the effects of the Chaos Wood, could only have really gone that way to begin with. Regardless of the following roles, your actions result in a multiverse-wide ban on even touching Reverse Wood, and what little remains of the following purge is locked up so tight (with all the right precautions put into place) that the new joke is that the Illuminati was involved in it because it was always so good. There were exactly 3 samples of Reverse Wood UserZero had, so 3 rolls. The rolls are 5692-which causes a random Level 1 Laser Pistol to land by your feet-6377, which causes a Thunderstorm to zap the Rookie Martians and kill them-and 4169, which causes your Sniper Drones to turn into beach balls, basically killing them.
I focus my own Attack while i use 2 Spider Donuts on Sp00pinator from donating 2 Charge Points to Muffet...
I look at the Gravestones then i look closer, Closer, CLOSER, and CLOSER i saw the text that one of my friends died I went breserk then i activate my FURY!! and i now have the different chumhandle named [FT] FuryTerminus I pick the Gravestone and i use my Fury Kick to send that stupid thing flying and i do that to the rest of the Graves. I line these up then i fire my RAIG BEAM at these, i collect the Gravestones and i Three Pointer in the hoop then falling in the rock crusher that crushes the Gravestones. (geeettttttt dunked on!!!!!) I combine the scraps of the Gravestones and i create the large sign saying SUPPORT RICHARD NAO then the haters of Richie charges at the sign and all of them suffered the blast. I watch the rain of stone from the gravestones and i turn back to normal for now.
Ebbotine h0I! 16/30
Heal/Support based Ally 5/50 +2 from MeGa +1 from Talist
Coarsebot? 2/40
Alchemy Creation:
Sword && Light Magic && Dark Magic && Tao symbol = Twilight's Edge 6/8
Critmist Recipe components OOO Same Bottle that used to make the Potion of Critmist = Potion of Critmist 6!/6 I inspect my Vintage looking Potion...
Nectar OOO Critical Potion = Potion of Dire Nectar 6/9
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Allies Action:
Sp00py Emper0r Sp00pinat0r's Acti0n: APPLIED THE SP00PY SHIELD 0N MYSELF AGAIN
Skills for a Massive Skeleton like Monster (Sp00pinator)
Spooky Slash Can be used every-time Lunge of Sp00p: II
Sp00py Shield: IIIII
Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIII
Sp00py Scary... IIIIIIIIIII
+1 Talist, +1 Muffet, +1 Mega/Redstone
Charge Bank: N/A
My Items
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
Potion of Critmist: This potion glows a faint blue color. Thrown, it allows whatever is engulfed in its (sadly low-volume) mists to gain a crit for their next attack! It doesn't really work well with the duplicator-additional duplications must be created manually.
so here's how this is gonna work, or something i guess.
stats
Quote:
HP: 150,000
Base Attack: 50,000
How this works: In the original Cave Story, every time you kill an enemy, these "energy triangles" would appear that you can collect to level up your weapons. I replicated this by whenever Quote gets a kill, his base attack levels up by 2,000 a maximum of 10 times.
And uh, yeah, that's how this entity works.
I use a rocket launcher to rocket jump up the Chief's face and deliver two near-point blank shots with the Solar Flare, while Quote shoots a bunch of Sniper Drones.
Quote's HP will be nerfed to 130,000 due to his incredible attack, but he's summoned! He'll do as you say. 8,000 damage to the Chief!
Absurdly Sharp Flailbldae && Essence of Air (A Potato Chip Bag) = Bluster Flailbldae 9/11
I take advantage of the Chief's (should I capitalize that?) hurting sides by rocket jumping next to him while holding out my flailbldae, which is absurdly sharp, and slice right through his already damaged sides.
I spam "Democracy" into twitchy. I then spam "Start9" into it also.
Praise Dome.
The closest you can get to that is just spamming it in chat. This naturally does nothing whatsoever, except attract a lot of Kabutops to your position. "PRAISE DOME."
EXOS +1s all GS players!
sans continues moving forwards, while the 1st Gateway continues charging.
Rinon's incredible linguistic assault is forcibly drowned out by the horrific music playing! The Annoying Dog is far too versed in annoying people to be annoyed by it, though, and uses Artifact Blaster, targeting the Chief's Hat, and letting loose an incredible wave of legendary power directly into the hat, blowing a hole clean into it! This'll stop it from using its special attacks AND does 45,000 damage! Sukard cleaves into the Chief for 16,000 damage! The Chirstmas tree, still biased towards the PZs, +1s the whole faction! It then heals every entity for 1,000 HP and deploys a present!...This somehow costs it 1,000 HP. Looks like it'll kill itself even if nothing attacks it.
The 1st ESFB is derailed by the Horrible Noise! The Vortex Monolith starts cloaking the BA Slasher! The Drones collectively gang up and thrash a Mini-UFO for 5,000 damage! The BA Slasher copies the Wraith's information-gathering abilities! The Dark Star Core's tentacles jointly destroys a Mini-UFO (the Martian Rookie within ejects and safely appears on the battlefield) and deals 10,000 damage to the other!
sp00pinator uses the Sp00py shield on himself! Rootmars's psionics deal 20,000 damage to the Chief, the Martian Rookie deals another 5,000 to compliment it, and the remaining Mini UFO unleashes Independence Day, hovering directly over the Chief and firing a stupidly huge laser, just like the titular movie's iconic 'laser the white house' scene! It does 5,000 damage to both the Chief's Hat and the Chief himself! Salt uses TRAVELLER RETURNING on the Chief, renewing his Paralysis and dealing 30,000 damage! Muffet realizes she's stupidly close to death, and expends 10 charge points to use Synchronized Dance! Her stylish, catchy groove attracts multiple spiders to her side, meathshielding her! The Baneblade opens fire upon the G.F. Alpha-Omega, dealing 25,000 damage! The Shard of the Drakon's solar abilities fry the cannons of the G.F. Alpha-Omega, destroying six! The Wraith researches the G.F. Alpha-Omega, but fails to get any information, as everything to know about it has already been discovered! The Guitar Solo is drowned out by the horrible noise, though the two neutralize each other handily after a second! The shield Princess and Thunderbird Lancer use their buffs on each other, boosting the former's defense and the latter's attack, respectively! Finally, Quote slaughters the Spore Cannon, gaining 2,000+ attack!
The G.F. Alpha-Omega uses Wrap-Up again, dealing 40,000 damage to Rootmars! The Instant Raman Army Regiment WOULD target Salt, but is stopped by the Crystals! The Duke of Flies summons 5 flies-they die in one hit but do respectable damage. Princess bemoans her inability to properly attack, which UserZero repsonds to by giving her 10,000 extra attack-but before she actually uses it, Princess opts to tap into her Standard Princess Skillstm, baking a cake for the G.F. Alpha-Omega's crew, healing them by 20,000 HP!
The Chief unleashes his ultimate attack, Aspect of Decay! He rips off his shirt, then rips his freaking chest open! Inside is everythign you'd expect-a rotting mass of organs so fowl that the stench would kill even the most potent of plague-manipulators with a singular whiff, intermixed with the flashing lights and odd, mechanical noises of the metallic implants, and much more oddly, an orb of dark green substance! The Dark-green orb suddenly flashes-everything is dark green for a second-and when it clears up...The Terrain is MESSED UP. It looks like Nurgle decided to drop by and do his usual decor on the field! You are now in the Decaying Lands, which will give a 20% chance for non-PZs to get infected, which will stop their actions cold as well! In addition, if you die, you'll be resurrected as a Tombstone (barring players)! At this point, the Chief tactfully restores his chest to being closed and puts his shirt back on.
The 1st Hand Draws a card! It's the Empress, which gives a damage boost if the entity targeted by it is damaged! The Chief's damage is fairly high at this point, and below the 50% mark that requires this, so the Empress boost is bestowed upon him! The other 3 Hands slap the dickens out of the Vortex Pillar for 15,000 damage in total! The High Knife Clusters carve Rootmars and the Mini-UFO out of existence (somehow spawning 2 tombstones and a Martian Rookie, respectively) The other two impale themselves into Salt, dealing a total of 65,000 damage! Twitchy Herself declines from using Hivemind even though it's fully charged-that'll be for later, like Alchemical. Instead, she smashes the Annoying Dog into the dirt with a psionic construct appearing to be a massive d20, before rolling this d20 directly onto the Glasses of the Dark Star Core-dealing 20,000 damage to the Annoying Dog, breaking both glasses for the Dark Star Core, and stunning both!
Richard +2s TwinBuilder and Irecreeper, then pulls out an Arrow for his Extreme Bow! He pulls back the bowstring, focuses hard, and fires! Except, it's gone straight into the sky, leaving quite a few baffled! Indeed, it leaves the atmosphere and enters orbit, narrowly stopping JUST under UserZero's air defenses! The Arrow's tip is JUST high enough to provoke a response, causing it to fire an overly-powerful cannon shot, which pierces the heavens and slams into the earth, catching the recently-spawned Tombstones in the friendly fire! They're obliterated!
UserZero +3s all PZ players, and grabs a Soccer Ball! She casually twirls it in her hands-and, quite mysteriously, the head of several entities spins with it! Those entities being the Shard, Muffet's Spiders and Muffet Herself, all of the 1st ESFB, and Sukard! She keeps spinning the ball, fatser and faster-and so to do their heads spin faster and faster and faster-except, their necks are still a thing, and they've naturally broken like a hundred times over! And yet the spinning keeps happening until the heads literally spin right off the necks! Somehow, Sukard and the Shard survive, taking 100,000 damage-the rest have perished! She then kicks the Soccer Ball into orbit, and the two dead now respawn as Tombstones! (I'm not counting entities like the Spiders for Tombstones, that would be mean.)
The Deck's Card Selection is (finally) ready! Four new blank cards fly above, one for N, one for GS, one for AZ and one for PZ! They're the same cards as before, so pick wisely, all of you!
-The Fool: Target is desummoned for two turns. The target is invulnerable during this period, but cannot act nor charge up.
-The Magician: Target cannot miss for 2 turns.
-The High Preistess: 40,000 damage to a single entity immediately.
-The Heirophant: Target is immediately given a 5-strength Meatshield, protecting their HP until it has soaked up 5 hits.
-The Lovers: Target is healed for 25,000 HP immediately.
-The Chairot: Target is invulnerable that round and all attackers will take 10,000 retaliation damage. In addition, the target will deal +5,000 damage if its next attack is single-target.
-The Justice: Target gains 12,500 HP, an extra point of charge, 1 one-time use bomb for 20,000 damage, and one add-on. Add-ons have 10,000 HP and add +4,000 ATK to their chosen entity while they are alive.
-The Hermit: Target is desummoned and sent to a shop, where it may spend their charge points (AKA those things that go up 1 per turn to do attacks) of their own volition. The only items are add ons and bombs, 1 per charge point. Target must be an entity. It will return next turn, and cannot be attacked, nor attack, nor get charge points, during this time.
-Wheel of Fortune: Target is healed for 5,000 to 50,000 HP, randomized.
-Strength: Target is given minicrits for two turns and heals for 10,000 HP.
-Hanged Man: Target is given 50% evasion chance for two turns.
-Death: 20,000 damage to all enemy entities immediately.
-Temperance: Target may damage themselves for up to 50,000 damage in exchange for 1 charge point per 10,000 HP lost.
-The Devil: Targetโs base damage is improved by +6,000 for two turns.
-The Tower: 6 random targets are damaged for 40,000 immediately.
-The Star: Target is desummoned , but comes back with 4 add-ons the next round. Target must be an entity.
-The Moon: Target is desummoned, but comes back with 3-5 more charge points the next round. Target must be an entity.
-Judgement: Spawns a demon beggar with 30,000 HP. Leeches off 10,000 HP from any Entity who interacts with it. Maybe something good happens if it gets healthy enough?...It won't be what was listed before. That was a mistake. Nothing happens if it dies. Will randomly die in two turns.
-The World: Twitchy can pick the next two cards to draw. Canโt pick the Chaos Card with this effect.
Terrain: Decaying Lands. 20% chance for non-PZs to get infected, losing their turn. All dead entities will ressurect as Tombstones. III
Weather: N/A.
[AZ?] sans: ???. arrival: iiiiiiiiii
[N] 1st Gateway: Indestructible. TECHNICALLY. Control panel: 20,000/20,000 HP. (Guarded by Energy Shield). Energy Shield: 50,000/50,000 HP (+10,000 per turn; cannot be lowered past 1, cannot block under 1 damage). Summoning: IIIII
[N] Rinon Raidynas: 122,000/185,000 Effective HP. สwษห stษนaษชkfษษนs: III fษnษtษชk dษvษsteษชสษn: IIIIII Schwas: 10,000/10,000 HP x10.
[N] Christmas Tree: 99,000/100,00 HP. Gives +1 to all entity charges of a specific faction. +1,000 HP to all entities while alive. Gifts: 1/6
[GS] Vortex Monolith: 54,000/80,000 HP. Gives an entity a Cloak. Cloaking: N/A Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance! I Karmic Barrier: 2/2 ATTACKS. Action: Cloak the BA Slasher!
[GS] Scout Drones: 500/500 HP x25. Evasive (25%) Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance!
[GS] Shock Drones: 1,000/1,000 HP x20. Thunderstorm: III Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance!
[GS] BA Slasher: 40,000/40,000 HP. Copy Power! Copied abilities: Information gathering (Wraith). Cloak: 0% (==========)
[GS] Dark Bowser: 0/38,500 HP. Attacks cannot miss nor fail for ANY reason except countering-cannot dodge for ANY reason barring being taken off the entity list. Unable to act until the Dark Star Core is returned!
[GS] Dark Star Core: 60,000/60,000 HP. Tentacles: 6,000/6,000 HP x3. Bodyguarding the Core! Glasses: 0/9,600 x2. 2 random Tentacles have 100% dodge chance while either is alive (doesn't stack!) Double-target. I WILL BE HAVING THE ESCAPE! IIIII Stunned!
[GS] John: 20/20 HP. Soul of the Captain: IIIII (Minicrits, +2 Armor) Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance! I
AZ Damage: 42,000/50,000
PZ Damage: 55,000/50,000
H Damage: 16,000/50,000
[AZ] Sp00pinator: 139,000/300,000 HP. Sp00py Shield: 66,000/66,000 HP, bodyguarding the Sp00pinator! Lunge of sp00p: II sp00py shield: IIIII Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIII ULTIMATE: Sp00py Scary...: IIIIIIIIIII
[AZ] Martian Rookie: 5,000/5,000 HP.
[AZ] Salt: 48,000/215,000 HP. Doubles distance gains/losses! TRAVELLER RETURNING: III
[AZ] Baneblade: 7/8 Hull Points. 13/12/11. Easier to damage from the sides and back; harder to hit as well, though. Tank Shock: II
[AZ] Shard of the Drakon: 91,000/210,000 HP. Deals Double damage to Ice/Snow entities and entities weak to Sunlight! Starbeam: III Drakon Constelation: IIIII
-Behold, the absence of space where General Tor's Mechsuit was!-
[AZ] Wraith: 100,000/100,000 HP. Super Evasive (40%). Cannot attack; Can Scan to gather information about any entity. Action: Scan the G.F. Alpha-Omega!
[AZ] Guitar Solo: 80% Intensity [||||||||||].
[AZ] Shield Princess: 80,000/80,000 HP. High defense, low attack. Shield of Chalk: 0% Increase. Riding Thunderbird Lancer! Shield of Snowflake: III
[AZ] Thunderbird Lancer: 80,000/80,000 HP. Low defense, high attack. Lance of Glass: 0% Increase. Airborn. Lance of Lightning: III
[AZ] Quote: 130,000/130,000 HP. High attack. Gains more attack on killing enemies. Attack Gain: IIIIIIIII
[PZ] Tombstones: 30,000/30,000 HP x2. Spawn if anything dies!
[PZ-BOSS] The Chief: 430,000/1,000,000 HP. Donut Mess: IIII. Aspect of Decay: IIIIIIII. Hat: 226,000/400,000 HP. Top Off: IIIDefending Twitchy! Has 2 Bombs! Paralyzed: III Empress: II
[-GATEKEEPER-][PZ-BOSS]Twitchy, the Hivemind Incarnate: 567,000/616,000 HP; Can Draw; Attacks can stun, Double Action! Alchemical: III Hivemind: IIIII. Currently shielded by the Red Array of Death! Low Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 HP x1; 62,000/86,000 HP x1; Anti-Ground. Medium Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 x2; High Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 x1; 68,000/86,000 HP x1; Anti-Air. Disembodied Hands: 150,000/166,000 HP x1 (4th); 151,000/166,000 HP x1 (3rd); 111,000/166,000 x1 (2nd) 22,000/166,000 HP x1 (1st); Can Draw. Red Array of Death: Shielding Twitchy! Disembodied Heart: 137,400/300,000 HP. Spawns enemies! Can only spawn hands if any are dead!
[PZ] Twitchy's Deck of Cards: 6/9. Discard Pile: 2 of Clubs, 2 of Hearts, Empress. Card Selection: III IN-PROGRESS.
N Vote:
GS Vote:
AZ Vote:
PZ Vote:
[AZ-ฮณ] Godmodder477: 28/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 123/150 HP. Behind the Barrier-Invulnerable! Leaning on a Plunger Detonator...
Distance to Yggdrasil: 4000. Locked until the gatekeeper is dead!
The Armory (in the spoilers)
[||||] The Power Cleaner: RECHARGING. Owner: Bomber57 [AZ]
[|||||] The Zeroth Ball: READY. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[||||]Traho: READY. Owner: The_Topazian [AZ]
[|||||||]Mask of Agony: READY. Owner: Hezetor [AZ]
I interrupt my previous singing to ask a question:
"Uzi? What is the name of your father?
Because whoever gave you your name was either Greek, pretentious, or knew exactly what it meant. Not saying that your father gave you your name, necessarily, but...well...I want to check something."
Personally, I'm leaning towards a mixture."
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No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Tazz, you forgot to do the level and result for d10 && Beggar's Bazzoka
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Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
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I dunno Kev. The Wind is howling line along with the title of one of her themes is pretty decent evidence.
Irecreeper said it was from a message to him from Twinbuilder, it is on The Forge.
Ire might be lying but I think not, this seems right up Twinbuilder's alley.
He ate the bread that he made from stone
He fell from the Temple, never broke a bone
Bowed down to the Emperor and watched as former King was overthrown
He sits alone on his throne.
25/50 The being that is itself time
25/50 Willpower to Surpass Gods
12/50 CAPTAIN MEME!
Christmas Tree II Bomb: Trojan Tree 5/5
A christmas tree that explodes when the person it is planted upon attacks.
I immediately place it on one of Twitchy's disembodied hands.
Blank Spellcard II Danmaku Pattern: Spellcard 2/??
+3 Ire
I sing this as I charge.
Reference to popular web series count: 6
Mahna Mahna!
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
21/50 Hyperstorm
8/10 {REDACTED}
8/50 XCOM Base
+1 proof, +1 nulitor, +1 hector (alright, I think hector got enough +3s, we just need to hope he posts now (PS guys, all your posts got nulled))
6/11 Ender Acid Burst
3/9 Ender Armor || Adaptive Armor = Tele-Interdiction Armor
3/9 EXOS Cyber Arm && Scout Drone = Drone Controlling Cyber Arm
Since UserZero foolishly attempted to steal the reverse wood, I attempt to figure out how to make her wish she never did that. I end up finding a way to change the properties of all reverse wood temporarily so that the wood randomly fluctuates between states to create chaos. This new Chaos Wood should be really funny to troll UserZero with. I then implement a horrible pun into the programming language used to initiate calls to this (at this point, someone has to have figured out where it comes from). The objective of this is to see whether driving UserZero even more insane than she already is will make her just murder everything, turn sane, kill herself, or do something else really crazy. Activate program:
Chaos Wood Do Uncontain: The chaos wood randomly alternates on whether or not it is contained. If UserZero was being smart and not containing it (thus making it contained), it stops reversing the state of its containment and breaks loose. If it is contained, it breaks out of containment and is able to do stuff.
Chaos Wood Cause Chaos: The wood does what it really likes to do and causes chaos in the form of fabricating a random events table and then rolling on it. Unfortunately, if I listed it it would change from randomness to probability, so I cannot list which table they used.
Chaos Wood Turn Invincible: The chaos wood tries to turn invincible, which randomly ends up with an entity stubbing its toe on a stick of it when it tries to attack, falling over, and being so embarrassed that they go comatose. Unfortunately, this will not last long enough to protect against an angry UserZero.
Chaos Wood Do Not Barrier: The chaos wood's randomness hits UserZero's barrier, weakening it. If I failed to successfully put antimatter inside her detonator, I try again to exploit this. Unfortunately, the randomness ends up doing nothing.
Chaos Wood Do Damage: The chaos wood may or may not damage UserZero with this. Unfortunately, they may not do damage. Yeah, this probably doesn't do much, but it at least tickles UserZero.
Chaos Wood Do Saplings: The chaos wood piles randomly scatters everywhere (like it needs to be chaos wood to do that), then some of them turn into saplings and start making trees of chaos wood.
Chaos Wood Just Self-destruct: The chaos wood that was not turned into saplings reverses the state of itself being destroyed, making it destroyed. However, the wood is then destroyed so it can no longer reverse the state of itself being destroyed, so it reforms and then immediately destroys itself again. This happens over and over and drives UserZero insane trying to stop the paradoxes from resulting, but avoids causing any paradoxes due to merely being insanely rapid state change.
I then attempt to do more, but the Chaos Wood effect wore off and all the wood is now Reverse Wood again (except the wood that was destroying and reforming endlessly, it missed the message from the server that it is no longer chaos wood). As a side effect of this, however, any use of the word 'would' in the Update post is randomly replaced with 'wood'.
Yeah, you might have got me on that one. Why would Undyne fight Sans, though?
It might be a good idea to continue discussing this in the DTG Forge.
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My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
[AA]: Mookrush.
[PZ]: A paradox a day keeps continued existence away.
[GM]: Welcome to Pain and Suffering. (pls join)
I focus my own Attack while i use 2 Spider Donuts on Sp00pinator from donating 2 Charge Points to Muffet...
I look at the Gravestones then i look closer, Closer, CLOSER, and CLOSER i saw the text that one of my friends died I went breserk then i activate my FURY!! and i now have the different chumhandle named [FT] FuryTerminus I pick the Gravestone and i use my Fury Kick to send that stupid thing flying and i do that to the rest of the Graves. I line these up then i fire my RAIG BEAM at these, i collect the Gravestones and i Three Pointer in the hoop then falling in the rock crusher that crushes the Gravestones. (geeettttttt dunked on!!!!!) I combine the scraps of the Gravestones and i create the large sign saying SUPPORT RICHARD NAO then the haters of Richie charges at the sign and all of them suffered the blast. I watch the rain of stone from the gravestones and i turn back to normal for now.
Ebbotine h0I! 16/30
Heal/Support based Ally 5/50 +2 from MeGa +1 from Talist
Coarsebot? 2/40
Alchemy Creation:
Sword && Light Magic && Dark Magic && Tao symbol = Twilight's Edge 6/8
Critmist Recipe components OOO Same Bottle that used to make the Potion of Critmist = Potion of Critmist 6!/6 I inspect my Vintage looking Potion...
Nectar OOO Critical Potion = Potion of Dire Nectar 6/9
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Allies Action:
Sp00py Emper0r Sp00pinat0r's Acti0n: APPLIED THE SP00PY SHIELD 0N MYSELF AGAIN
Skills for a Massive Skeleton like Monster (Sp00pinator)
Spooky Slash Can be used every-time
Lunge of Sp00p: II
Sp00py Shield: IIIII
Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIII
Sp00py Scary... IIIIIIIIIII
+1 Talist, +1 Muffet, +1 Mega/Redstone
Charge Bank: N/A
My ItemsBest of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Quote: 50/50 yay im done.
And again...: 37/50
Marvel of Machinery: 7/50
Solar Flare && Solar Panel II Flamethrower. (2/?)
so here's how this is gonna work, or something i guess.
stats
HP: 150,000
Base Attack: 50,000
How this works: In the original Cave Story, every time you kill an enemy, these "energy triangles" would appear that you can collect to level up your weapons. I replicated this by whenever Quote gets a kill, his base attack levels up by 2,000 a maximum of 10 times.
And uh, yeah, that's how this entity works.
I use a rocket launcher to rocket jump up the Chief's face and deliver two near-point blank shots with the Solar Flare, while Quote shoots a bunch of Sniper Drones.
It's High Noon
Just like the Entity Guidelines, the Entity is 215,000 HP and the Base attack is 21,500 since DTG 0 (200,000 HP and Base Attack is 20,000 in DTG 2) You might need to buff his HP and Base Attack a bit.
/nullpost
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Hey pricey, get 3 friends and do ultimate bosses the right way (you get more powerful bosses, and faster summoning of bosses). Also, stop siding with the guy that wants to genocide people, murder everything, and requires 5 dozen cavalry charges to beat.
/null
Alright, I'll buff it a little
/null
It's High Noon
Yeah! like the Imperator by 2 or 3 Players (Bomber, Generic and Erelye?) however, I will going to summon Papyrus (There is no Papyrus Font but he uses the Times New Roman instead) with my buddies Irecreeper and Talist? but i need to finish one of my Easy Summons first then we are going to do it all-together now.
/nullnullnullpost
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
I've been on vacation for a while, but I'm back now. So apparently Undertale is the thing now? (I still need to play it, but I run Linux :|)
Anyway...
Ekimu the Maskmaker: 22/50
I set my Spellweaver to Fire and create a network between... Let's say six of the Ramen Army guys.
DTG0 Inventory: Radiant Sights, Spellweaver, Thunderstruck, Kanohi Hau Nuva
Mask work: Coming Soon!
BIONICLE Antics
36/50 36/50
Computer Monitors && Telekinetic Harness = HAX!!!!!!!! 3/5
Absurdly Sharp Flailbldae && Essence of Air (A Potato Chip Bag) = Bluster Flailbldae 9/11
I take advantage of the Chief's (should I capitalize that?) hurting sides by rocket jumping next to him while holding out my flailbldae, which is absurdly sharp, and slice right through his already damaged sides.
Nope nevermind.
/null(a dies sine linea)
He ate the bread that he made from stone
He fell from the Temple, never broke a bone
Bowed down to the Emperor and watched as former King was overthrown
He sits alone on his throne.
FYI, that was the intention, not a loophole.
As the GS barricades are defending the GS entities, this equates to randomly destroying a Scout Drone!
Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic = Pure Magic Eye (Level 10)
Magic Cueball Eye && Indigo Flames = Magic Triangle Eye (Level 14)
Magic Cueball Eye && Red Sun Plasma = Magic 8-Ball Eye (Level 10)
Pure Magic Eye: An eye literally made entirely of magic, with sigils and such defining the outer limits. Aside from this, the eye is white, with a purple 'iris' and a black pupil, like, well, a standard eye. It can be used to channel incredibly powerful spells with your brain as the interface, and comes naturally with spells of detection so you can't be fooled, and comes complete with a sense of Omniscience-especially regarding Magic.
Magic Triangle eye: First, it's an Indigo Triangle that's suited for eye replacement, but it's a triangle. Not eye-shaped. It's gonna be painful. That being said, this thing works like a minature (and weaker) Cipher's Call, on the major caveat it only allows it when you're LOOKING directly at the target. It also comes with the ability to shoot fire straight out of the eye, and manipulate said fire. Of coures, features Omniscience.
Magic 8-ball eye: Honestly, you probably could pop in the Magic Cueball Eye into the 1/1 and get this. All asides, well, aside, the Magic 8-ball eye looks like an 8-ball in your eye socket, which does give you a defined 'pupil' so to speak. It possesses abilities over the Red Sun, though not even to the already-miniscule fraction a Miniature Red Sun would provide (though still versatile and powerful), in addition to its omniscience. It seems to know slightly different-and slightly less-than the Magic Cueball Eye.
Focused 48,000 damage to the 2nd Disembodied Hand! This certainly won't have any problematic issues for you in the not-altogther-too-far future...Because, you know. You weren't there for that. And neither was I.
He will do as you say.
I am SEVERELY nerfing how much the AZs can help keep the thing alive AND giving the PZs the ability to interfere with the solo, decreasing it faster, and both will be reliant on creativity...BUT, it's damage goes up to 50,000. Guitar Solo summoned!
Alchemies are not charges, NinjaV! You can't increase them like you can Alchemies! As such, the Khaydarin Crystal and The Goldflamer are NOT finished!
Laser Drill || Pickaxe Axe = Miner's Choice (Level 9: 3/10)
The attempt to pluralize the Karmic Barrier fails miserably, but your grammar deals 7,000 damage to the Chief!
...The Greek Government actually sues people over this?
Muffet will be paid to do a LOT of stuff, BUT she will NOT be punching herself in the face for money! She has dignity! Similarly, Richard literally catches the meteor in his hands, no sweat.
The Wraith has defaced the Gospel by switching every mention of 'flying' with 'burrowing,' and all related synonyms of 'flight' and the word itself with synonyms for digging instead which is really just a more funny way of saying he dodged it!
The Instant Raman Army doesn't actually have Raman Cups for skin, they're literally the noodles! However, nevertheless, 15,000 damage to the Instant Raman Army, killing 15!
OK, three things: First, the Nuclear Quest Giving Taco is a blatant reference to the Infinite Wars. I'm going to let this slide as it wasn't REALLY a character OR an entity, just some random thing that cropped up in Cobalt's attacks. What I WILL NOT let slide, however, is the combined charges. I'll put it one way; I do NOT want this game to be all about charging in every form, and as such 50 is the hard cap bar some teamwork. This WILL NOT change. As such, I'm cancelling the summon; you can still summon it, but only with half of it's given HP and only one of those two charges. The charge isn't GONE: You can still USE those charge points, but you are NOT using it in that manner.
Coin Holder && Spring = Coin Launcher (Level 3: 2/4)
Railgun && Esper's Brain = ESP Railgun (Level 4: 2/5)
The arachnophobes comply, obliterating all the Spiders and dealing 1,000 damage to Muffet! AS that is (if I am correct) over 15,000 damage, they take the money and leave. Muffet, meanwhile, points out that it requires +2 for a non-AZ player to get Spider Donuts!
sans responds over the chat:
sans: i'm sorry, but...
sans: that's not gonna happen.
sans: i've got a bone to pick with her.
UserZero: me, sssssssssaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnssssssssssssssss?
UserZero: mr. skeltal (doot doot) has a bone to pick with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
UserZero: wow, and here i thought tuba boy was just crazy. apparently, lower-ranked godmodders have now been striken with a mental disease wherein they believe themselves capable of killing the omega-plus!
sans: heh...i guess i am crazy.
sans: still, do i have a choice? summoned here, after all.
sans: i was informed you'd kill me eventually if i didn't.
sans: no way to leave either.
sans: the only way out is to kill you. and the unspoken third option...
sans: well, the guy i know who took that wasn't so thrilled about it.
sans: i've learned the issues with standing around until the last minute.
sans: such a good teacher...
sans: Such a horrific excuse for a living being.
To respond to no colors; generally, if two godmodders are talking, i'll differentiate them via colors, but if not, i only give them one. as both Richard's and Uzi's colors have to be entered in manually, this saves time.
Muffet crushed for 50,000 damage!
UserZero's mind is filled with HATE. IF she was Sith she'd have no issues with channeling the Dark Side (assuming she isn't capable of that already, which IS a possibility). It's so all-encompassing you have an issue finding something that isn't just sheer hatred, or else pre-emptively blocked off-and to your dismay, the latter category seems to be the vast majority of her mind. You do not find a weakness beyond potential ability to manipulate her extreme hatred-UserZero quickly shuts you out, and modifies the barrier so you can't do that twice. However, you didn't get away completely empty-handed: an unguarded memory has UserZero hiding some tapes around this mystery Server, guarded by some tougher customers or just in nooks and crannies you couldn't find. You also got an image of Twitchy, implying she has one of those tapes, as well as one in some kind of structure at, roughly, Z 3,7-- (you don't know the other two digits) X 909.
Welcome, Eons! Sadly, as far as the RP is concerned, I do have my limits-you can be an Alpha Godmodder...Through Hard work, determination, and either considerable charge or a specific type of Level 25 alchemy (and the cap is still 10). You can't immediately put yourself on the field as an entity like that either, sadly! (This is mostly because the other two would start killing you AND you wouldn't respawn). You can talk to me about any issues you want.
UNHOLY HELLKITE DRAGONS!...But, wait! Y.V! He was a triangular entity who is also related to the back of the dollar bill, money, and thus the USA, and is thus also related to all of those things! BUT! Y.V, Aka Yung Venus, came first! Not Bill! This, on top of everything else, can only mean one thing...Bill Cipher is NO Dream Demon, but instead the future form of Yung Venuz, now capable of somehow applying his bullet-based powers and rap abilities to become an incredibly powerful mind being!
...Yeah, seriously though. Uncle Grandpa notes the lack of UserZero in the class at all, and Richard is merely so understanding he faints, and just in case, sans didn't even twitch bar to get the notebooks. Meanwhile, those Tombstones get #tyrannousaurusrekt, and leftover damage directly penetrates to the Disembodied Heart, which is 21,600 damage!
Solar Flare && Solar Panel || Flamethrower = Sunbringer (Level 7: 1/8)
The Chief is burned nasty! 6,000 damage to the Chief!
You simply underestimate the Gatekeeper's barrier, as it is literally capable of stopping the breach entirely! Your arm explodes because the antimatter goes directly back into your arm without a proper containment unit by the devices of the Barrier! (It magically repairs offscreen.) EXOS DOES, however, find a signal and traces it...It goes straight out of the Universe and into the Void, however, which is all you know-the Void messes things up from there on, but given extended time, you can figure it out.
The Chief is so huge that his body doesn't stop blocking Twitchy, but nevertheless takes 16,000 damage!
You take (and expend) all five Charge Tokens immediately! Princess summoned!
UserZero: there'll be more where that came from if you join!
You get no result from /seed, for some reason.
UserZero: nope.
13,000 damage to the Chief!
Scalding Unholy Water: If you're a Zombie, this is the good stuff: Scalding Unholy Water, the bane of the living and the boon of the undead. Well, unless you're not immune to burning. Then it's not so good, as it is HOT. This is basically a jar of kill all. Don't miss.
9,000 damage to the 4th Disembodied Hand!
Dragon Coffee: It's regular coffee, techncially, but it's so strong that a regular cup of this could give a full-blown dragon energy, hence the name.
The Wraith will do as you say.
You do literally so little damage that I think stating the actual damage value would probably be breaching character limits if I typed it, which rolls over to 0 anyways. I then add a focused 2,000 damage for reasons of pity. I then realize Twitchy is protected twofold, meaning I can't. Oi vey. Such sad.
+6,000 HP to Sukard! 8,000 damage to the Chief!
+6,000 HP to the Annoying Dog! You roll a 3, and for sake of convenience you only loaded in 1 Beggar's Bazooka and 1 Rocket, so this translates to 10,000 damage to the Chief!
The Brittlestroker: If a metal is tempered improperly in the forge, it goes brittle, frail, easy to break. This is a representation of failure in creation, whist the Forge Stoker itself represents creation as a whole. As such, weapons coming into contact with the Brittlestroker are weakened, possibly even breaking. It is cold to the touch, and aside from the aformentioned propery, also has powers over the cold.
[email protected]%$!$#*: Someone gets it then.
You turn around-briefly, both you and Uncle Grandpa are back in the classroom, though this time, Uncle Grandpa is in the student's section, right next to Proof (and Twitchy for some reaso////SO-UNCLE-GRANDPA-SEMPAI-WHEN-ARE-WE-GETTING-TOGETHER-FOR-MORE-DUNGEONS-AND-DRAGONS?////n). The ground is the liquid sludge of all who died in the course of Uncle Grandpa's previous attack. Twitchy's body is constantly sucking up the puddle, which seems to be infinite...Meanwhile, the teacher is in a chicken mask, wearing exactly the same clothes Uncle Grandpa was wearing while teaching. For anyone paying attention hard enough, a certain cat has left the bag.
*&#@!%#$: Obviously, the real conclusion from that lesson was the power of jumping to conclusions, as was stated at the very beginning; it assumes a completely different set of conditions, that the Illuminati exists, that they have been around for that long, that Bill Cipher is even related to them, that they have connections to those things, that they bother to have connections, that they bother to even influence things beyond potentially having members inside, that those members are doing anything to promote Illuminati Influence. And honestly, I could go on.
*^@#[email protected]&: Really. There were clearly no questions to ask, for clearly an inquisitive mind would have simply asked a singular question about the Illuminati.
*#$%^!%@: But, then, the lesson wouldn't be complete.
*@$%<%@^: No, clearly you had to kill them to teach them the lesson. There was clearly a point of generating an alternate reality just to kill everyone present.
^&#^&^#@: For someone who is everyone's uncle and grampa, that's awfully uncaring. Then again, I suppose that carries the assumption that you have to be. Convenient for you, though, that everything is nothing given an arbitrary meaning.
#%^^#!<: And you must hold some special meaning to violence. You really do love killing, don't you? You did it just now without nary a thought.
[email protected]%^"`~: Then again, who am I to know? Assumptions, and the consequences, are everywhere. Though, is that any different from actual meaning in the first place? Quesions-potentially rhetorical-that I leave you with...
A brief visual glitch for the affected, and they're right back where they were, without any obvious signs of anything having happened. You kind of just sat there for a second.
Phoenix Extract: The searing blood of a living Phoenix. A Phoenix Down (just the down) can revive a man; this can practically ressurect them, and make them come back stronger...If it is applied a certain time post-fight. If applied in the same turn an entity is struck and killed, before the EoTB, the entity will ressurect with half-HP of a now-raised total, though this will consume the Phoenix Extract. Only one of these can exist at a time, and improper timing will do you no good and waste it as well.
Shield Princess and Thunderbird Lancer summoned! They'll do as you say.
8,000 damage to the 3rd Disembodied Hand!
A focused 32,000 damage, split amongst all 4 hands (that's 8,000 for each)!
Just going to warn you, Toast, Deadpool was already summoned.
28,000 damage to the Chief!
...Didn't I already explain Ia! Ia!?...I'll do it again.
Ia! Ia!: A tommygun made mostly of Suarite. The weaves of Space, Time and void fold in and around the weapon, giving it power over all three, and as such, its bullets not only have an incredible level of penetration but also warp and twist the very fabric of reality around the targets to devastating effects, giving them knowledge of secrets not meant to be known, feelings of touches not meant to be felt, and whispers of songs never meant to be heard or even uttered. That being said, the most memorable thing about the gun, aside from its effects, is the fact that for every bullet fired, it chants "Ia!." Hold down the trigger, and "Ia!Ia!Ia!Ia!Ia!Ia!Ia!Ia!Ia!Ia!Ia!Ia!Ia!Ia!Ia!Ia!Ia!Ia!Ia!Ia!" Hence the name.
24,000 damage to the Spore Cannon! Muffet will do as you say!
18,000 damage to the Chief! Rinon will do as you say!
Energy Condenser && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Energy Condenser Module (Level 5: 2/6)
Twitchy is protected twofold, by both the Chief and her Red Array of Death! The Chief literally punts you out of the way before laughing heartily as you're sent soaring, because you just got punted by an insanely massive giant of a Zombie-Cyborg-Security Guard-thing.
Richard smirks, already aware that the Beta Plus glove was just looted from someone else earlier. If that wasn't the case, the poor guy would have already been dead!
2,000 damage between Hands 2, 3 and 4!
Undertale is NOT going to be the thing like Homestuck was in 2. sans is plot-relevant but not in that sense.
#itsalljustajoke
UserZero shrugs, not caring all that much about it.
You immediately go to the Sun. Sadly, your results are less conclusive than you wish, but the 'Sun' is clearly not a sun. For starters, that light isn't the light of a nuclear reaction turning Hydrogen into Healium; it's a massive artificial structure made entirely of Divinium (a very bright golden metal with santified properties by the Gods of Mojang), and the light is the result of the ethers of Creation emitting from it. Some kind of force field prevents you from getting close, and the blinding light and energy is messing up attempts to get through to scan what lies beyond.
Copying BA's copy powers would do nothing at all except waste a slot.
You attempt to, only to realize Crocidibli has been dead for too long!
6,000 damage to the 1st Disembodied Hand!
In destabilizing the Reverse Wood, you create a Paradox-which, given the effects of the Chaos Wood, could only have really gone that way to begin with. Regardless of the following roles, your actions result in a multiverse-wide ban on even touching Reverse Wood, and what little remains of the following purge is locked up so tight (with all the right precautions put into place) that the new joke is that the Illuminati was involved in it because it was always so good. There were exactly 3 samples of Reverse Wood UserZero had, so 3 rolls. The rolls are 5692-which causes a random Level 1 Laser Pistol to land by your feet-6377, which causes a Thunderstorm to zap the Rookie Martians and kill them-and 4169, which causes your Sniper Drones to turn into beach balls, basically killing them.
Potion of Critmist: This potion glows a faint blue color. Thrown, it allows whatever is engulfed in its (sadly low-volume) mists to gain a crit for their next attack! It doesn't really work well with the duplicator-additional duplications must be created manually.
Quote's HP will be nerfed to 130,000 due to his incredible attack, but he's summoned! He'll do as you say. 8,000 damage to the Chief!
It's not. Undertale isn't a thing.
9,000 damage to the Chief!
The closest you can get to that is just spamming it in chat. This naturally does nothing whatsoever, except attract a lot of Kabutops to your position. "PRAISE DOME."
EXOS +1s all GS players!
sans continues moving forwards, while the 1st Gateway continues charging.
Rinon's incredible linguistic assault is forcibly drowned out by the horrific music playing! The Annoying Dog is far too versed in annoying people to be annoyed by it, though, and uses Artifact Blaster, targeting the Chief's Hat, and letting loose an incredible wave of legendary power directly into the hat, blowing a hole clean into it! This'll stop it from using its special attacks AND does 45,000 damage! Sukard cleaves into the Chief for 16,000 damage! The Chirstmas tree, still biased towards the PZs, +1s the whole faction! It then heals every entity for 1,000 HP and deploys a present!...This somehow costs it 1,000 HP. Looks like it'll kill itself even if nothing attacks it.
The 1st ESFB is derailed by the Horrible Noise! The Vortex Monolith starts cloaking the BA Slasher! The Drones collectively gang up and thrash a Mini-UFO for 5,000 damage! The BA Slasher copies the Wraith's information-gathering abilities! The Dark Star Core's tentacles jointly destroys a Mini-UFO (the Martian Rookie within ejects and safely appears on the battlefield) and deals 10,000 damage to the other!
sp00pinator uses the Sp00py shield on himself! Rootmars's psionics deal 20,000 damage to the Chief, the Martian Rookie deals another 5,000 to compliment it, and the remaining Mini UFO unleashes Independence Day, hovering directly over the Chief and firing a stupidly huge laser, just like the titular movie's iconic 'laser the white house' scene! It does 5,000 damage to both the Chief's Hat and the Chief himself! Salt uses TRAVELLER RETURNING on the Chief, renewing his Paralysis and dealing 30,000 damage! Muffet realizes she's stupidly close to death, and expends 10 charge points to use Synchronized Dance! Her stylish, catchy groove attracts multiple spiders to her side, meathshielding her! The Baneblade opens fire upon the G.F. Alpha-Omega, dealing 25,000 damage! The Shard of the Drakon's solar abilities fry the cannons of the G.F. Alpha-Omega, destroying six! The Wraith researches the G.F. Alpha-Omega, but fails to get any information, as everything to know about it has already been discovered! The Guitar Solo is drowned out by the horrible noise, though the two neutralize each other handily after a second! The shield Princess and Thunderbird Lancer use their buffs on each other, boosting the former's defense and the latter's attack, respectively! Finally, Quote slaughters the Spore Cannon, gaining 2,000+ attack!
The G.F. Alpha-Omega uses Wrap-Up again, dealing 40,000 damage to Rootmars! The Instant Raman Army Regiment WOULD target Salt, but is stopped by the Crystals! The Duke of Flies summons 5 flies-they die in one hit but do respectable damage. Princess bemoans her inability to properly attack, which UserZero repsonds to by giving her 10,000 extra attack-but before she actually uses it, Princess opts to tap into her Standard Princess Skillstm, baking a cake for the G.F. Alpha-Omega's crew, healing them by 20,000 HP!
The Chief unleashes his ultimate attack, Aspect of Decay! He rips off his shirt, then rips his freaking chest open! Inside is everythign you'd expect-a rotting mass of organs so fowl that the stench would kill even the most potent of plague-manipulators with a singular whiff, intermixed with the flashing lights and odd, mechanical noises of the metallic implants, and much more oddly, an orb of dark green substance! The Dark-green orb suddenly flashes-everything is dark green for a second-and when it clears up...The Terrain is MESSED UP. It looks like Nurgle decided to drop by and do his usual decor on the field! You are now in the Decaying Lands, which will give a 20% chance for non-PZs to get infected, which will stop their actions cold as well! In addition, if you die, you'll be resurrected as a Tombstone (barring players)! At this point, the Chief tactfully restores his chest to being closed and puts his shirt back on.
The 1st Hand Draws a card! It's the Empress, which gives a damage boost if the entity targeted by it is damaged! The Chief's damage is fairly high at this point, and below the 50% mark that requires this, so the Empress boost is bestowed upon him! The other 3 Hands slap the dickens out of the Vortex Pillar for 15,000 damage in total! The High Knife Clusters carve Rootmars and the Mini-UFO out of existence (somehow spawning 2 tombstones and a Martian Rookie, respectively) The other two impale themselves into Salt, dealing a total of 65,000 damage! Twitchy Herself declines from using Hivemind even though it's fully charged-that'll be for later, like Alchemical. Instead, she smashes the Annoying Dog into the dirt with a psionic construct appearing to be a massive d20, before rolling this d20 directly onto the Glasses of the Dark Star Core-dealing 20,000 damage to the Annoying Dog, breaking both glasses for the Dark Star Core, and stunning both!
Richard +2s TwinBuilder and Irecreeper, then pulls out an Arrow for his Extreme Bow! He pulls back the bowstring, focuses hard, and fires! Except, it's gone straight into the sky, leaving quite a few baffled! Indeed, it leaves the atmosphere and enters orbit, narrowly stopping JUST under UserZero's air defenses! The Arrow's tip is JUST high enough to provoke a response, causing it to fire an overly-powerful cannon shot, which pierces the heavens and slams into the earth, catching the recently-spawned Tombstones in the friendly fire! They're obliterated!
UserZero +3s all PZ players, and grabs a Soccer Ball! She casually twirls it in her hands-and, quite mysteriously, the head of several entities spins with it! Those entities being the Shard, Muffet's Spiders and Muffet Herself, all of the 1st ESFB, and Sukard! She keeps spinning the ball, fatser and faster-and so to do their heads spin faster and faster and faster-except, their necks are still a thing, and they've naturally broken like a hundred times over! And yet the spinning keeps happening until the heads literally spin right off the necks! Somehow, Sukard and the Shard survive, taking 100,000 damage-the rest have perished! She then kicks the Soccer Ball into orbit, and the two dead now respawn as Tombstones! (I'm not counting entities like the Spiders for Tombstones, that would be mean.)
The Deck's Card Selection is (finally) ready! Four new blank cards fly above, one for N, one for GS, one for AZ and one for PZ! They're the same cards as before, so pick wisely, all of you!
Terrain: Decaying Lands. 20% chance for non-PZs to get infected, losing their turn. All dead entities will ressurect as Tombstones. III
Weather: N/A.
[AZ?] sans: ???. arrival: iiiiiiiiii
[N] 1st Gateway: Indestructible. TECHNICALLY. Control panel: 20,000/20,000 HP. (Guarded by Energy Shield). Energy Shield: 50,000/50,000 HP (+10,000 per turn; cannot be lowered past 1, cannot block under 1 damage). Summoning: IIIII
[N] Annoying Dog: 89,000/180,000 HP. Evasive. Patch Quilt: III Artifact Blaster: IIIII Extremely Cool Slasher: IIIIIII ARFIFACT GONER: IIIIIIIIIIII Stunned!
[N] Sukard: 62,000/250,000 HP.
[N] Christmas Tree: 99,000/100,00 HP. Gives +1 to all entity charges of a specific faction. +1,000 HP to all entities while alive. Gifts: 1/6
[GS] Vortex Monolith: 54,000/80,000 HP. Gives an entity a Cloak. Cloaking: N/A Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance! I Karmic Barrier: 2/2 ATTACKS. Action: Cloak the BA Slasher!
[GS] Scout Drones: 500/500 HP x25. Evasive (25%) Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance!
[GS] Shock Drones: 1,000/1,000 HP x20. Thunderstorm: III Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance!
[GS] BA Slasher: 40,000/40,000 HP. Copy Power! Copied abilities: Information gathering (Wraith). Cloak: 0% (==========)
[GS] Dark Bowser: 0/38,500 HP. Attacks cannot miss nor fail for ANY reason except countering-cannot dodge for ANY reason barring being taken off the entity list. Unable to act until the Dark Star Core is returned!
[GS] Dark Star Core: 60,000/60,000 HP. Tentacles: 6,000/6,000 HP x3. Bodyguarding the Core! Glasses: 0/9,600 x2. 2 random Tentacles have 100% dodge chance while either is alive (doesn't stack!) Double-target. I WILL BE HAVING THE ESCAPE! IIIII Stunned!
[GS] John: 20/20 HP. Soul of the Captain: IIIII (Minicrits, +2 Armor) Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance! I
AZ Damage: 42,000/50,000
PZ Damage: 55,000/50,000
H Damage: 16,000/50,000
[AZ] Sp00pinator: 139,000/300,000 HP. Sp00py Shield: 66,000/66,000 HP, bodyguarding the Sp00pinator! Lunge of sp00p: II sp00py shield: IIIII Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIII ULTIMATE: Sp00py Scary...: IIIIIIIIIII
[AZ] Martian Rookie: 5,000/5,000 HP.
[AZ] Salt: 48,000/215,000 HP. Doubles distance gains/losses! TRAVELLER RETURNING: III
[AZ] Baneblade: 7/8 Hull Points. 13/12/11. Easier to damage from the sides and back; harder to hit as well, though. Tank Shock: II
[AZ] Shard of the Drakon: 91,000/210,000 HP. Deals Double damage to Ice/Snow entities and entities weak to Sunlight! Starbeam: III Drakon Constelation: IIIII
-Behold, the absence of space where General Tor's Mechsuit was!-
[AZ] Wraith: 100,000/100,000 HP. Super Evasive (40%). Cannot attack; Can Scan to gather information about any entity. Action: Scan the G.F. Alpha-Omega!
[AZ] Guitar Solo: 80% Intensity [||||||||||].
[AZ] Shield Princess: 80,000/80,000 HP. High defense, low attack. Shield of Chalk: 0% Increase. Riding Thunderbird Lancer! Shield of Snowflake: III
[AZ] Thunderbird Lancer: 80,000/80,000 HP. Low defense, high attack. Lance of Glass: 0% Increase. Airborn. Lance of Lightning: III
[AZ] Quote: 130,000/130,000 HP. High attack. Gains more attack on killing enemies. Attack Gain: IIIIIIIII
[AZ] Hezetor: 20/20. 1 Armor. Airborn. Capable of Copying Deceased Entities! Copied: Phantom Walker (Occasional Agony Stacks), Crodidibli (Mibibli focus (inactive)), Crocidibli (Levitator Enforcer: IIII).
[PZ] G.F. Alpha-Omega: 107,000/150,000 HP. Airborn. Cannons: 2x3,000 HP. Wrap-up: IIII
[PZ] Instant Raman Army (Regiment): 1,000/1,000 HP x40. Crits on any food-related summon. Action: Focus on AZ entities (standing!)
[PZ] The Duke of Flies: 101,000/150,000 HP. Spawns Flies to do the majority of its damage.
[PZ] Princess: 170,000/170,000 HP. Lightly Evasive (10%). Tilt the RNG: IIII
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 18/20 HP. Has 1 Armor.
[PZ] Tombstones: 30,000/30,000 HP x2. Spawn if anything dies!
[PZ-BOSS] The Chief: 430,000/1,000,000 HP. Donut Mess: IIII. Aspect of Decay: IIIIIIII. Hat: 226,000/400,000 HP. Top Off: III Defending Twitchy! Has 2 Bombs! Paralyzed: III Empress: II
[-GATEKEEPER-][PZ-BOSS] Twitchy, the Hivemind Incarnate: 567,000/616,000 HP; Can Draw; Attacks can stun, Double Action! Alchemical: III Hivemind: IIIII. Currently shielded by the Red Array of Death! Low Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 HP x1; 62,000/86,000 HP x1; Anti-Ground. Medium Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 x2; High Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 x1; 68,000/86,000 HP x1; Anti-Air. Disembodied Hands: 150,000/166,000 HP x1 (4th); 151,000/166,000 HP x1 (3rd); 111,000/166,000 x1 (2nd) 22,000/166,000 HP x1 (1st); Can Draw. Red Array of Death: Shielding Twitchy! Disembodied Heart: 137,400/300,000 HP. Spawns enemies! Can only spawn hands if any are dead!
[PZ] Twitchy's Deck of Cards: 6/9. Discard Pile: 2 of Clubs, 2 of Hearts, Empress. Card Selection: III IN-PROGRESS.
GS Vote:
AZ Vote:
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[AZ-ฮณ] Godmodder477: 28/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 123/150 HP. Behind the Barrier-Invulnerable! Leaning on a Plunger Detonator...
Distance to Yggdrasil: 4000. Locked until the gatekeeper is dead!
The Armory (in the spoilers)
[||||] The Power Cleaner: RECHARGING. Owner: Bomber57 [AZ]
[|||||] The Zeroth Ball: READY. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[||||] Traho: READY. Owner: The_Topazian [AZ]
[|||||||] Mask of Agony: READY. Owner: Hezetor [AZ]
It's not 'Deadpool'. It's 'The Dead Pool' and has no relation to a certain anti-hero of a similar name.
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Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?
/copypastenonsense
Well, that's a fair tweak! We both seem to hate stalemates.
Did the Chief just taunt me? Alright, that's it, he's going down!
Action 1/2
Shock Trooper Part A: 26/50
Shock Trooper Part B: 1/50
<insert another charge here that I'll find out how to handle later!>
/null. I'll get back to this tomorrow, when the post is up! And I've got something in store for the Chief.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
NOBS. I said in text, "Jokes aside". I don't actually think that Undertale will become the next Homestuck, however it seemed to gain some fans here.
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He ate the bread that he made from stone
He fell from the Temple, never broke a bone
Bowed down to the Emperor and watched as former King was overthrown
He sits alone on his throne.
Person appears on a giant plate of Thai Food
1/3 second plate of Thai food (Whatever that does)
hey guise how du i play? i saw dis servr und it lookd kewl!
No assists due to not being on a side.
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26/50 The being that is itself time
27/50 Willpower to Surpass Gods (+1 from Ire)
13/50 CAPTAIN MEME!
I interrupt my previous singing to ask a question:
"Uzi? What is the name of your father?
Because whoever gave you your name was either Greek, pretentious, or knew exactly what it meant. Not saying that your father gave you your name, necessarily, but...well...I want to check something."
Personally, I'm leaning towards a mixture."
/null, here to copy
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Tazz, you forgot to do the level and result for d10 && Beggar's Bazzoka
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Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!