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[RP AND ATTACKS]
"This is a pretty looking serve- oh, that's the Godmodder. And that's another godmodder. And they're at war. And she seems stronger. If I work with her, I might be able to gain some level of godmodding power."
I take a tuba and hook it up to a set of amplifiers so loud, it creates a shock wave that lasts for about a mile, then start blowing on it as loudly as I can. The shock wave rebounds off the barrier, creating a pair of shock waves that slam straight into Richard.
"Hey Richard. And you guys working with Richard, as well as the group with the green aura, and basically anyone who opposes the godmodder in black, prepare to die."
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS]
Gott est Tott 1/13
Charge Abomination 2/10
Spell Matrix 1/25
[BREAKDOWN AND OOC] (I figured that I might as well make my entrance as it's the 8th of January in my timezone so hi. In case it wasn't clear, I join PZ.)
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
3/13/2011
Posts:
61
Minecraft:
crystalcat
Member Details
That's Richard's username. Suffice to say, that is not a good username to have. I have the feeling Tazz would have Richard just outright kill you for that, even assuming you don't get shot down by GM fiat and forced to change your moniker. So yeah, I recommend you don't use that username.
This guy's reading DTG2, how could he think this was a good idea?!
Statement: You can be a godmodder and RP, You can't take Richard's name or the suffering of a thousand Demonhead Mobster Kingpins from all sides shall crush you into some skin fragments and some chunky salsa
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
He ate the bread that he made from stone
He fell from the Temple, never broke a bone
Bowed down to the Emperor and watched as former King was overthrown
Chat messages are spamming with Twitch Reaction Emotes and others like...
Some Minecraft Player: Dat is Richie's Username?!?!
Angry Minecrafter: CHANGE THAT USERNAME NOW!!
KappaKappaKappa101: You cannot have Richard's username because, it's not yours
COA, you do not have Richard's username or Hundreds of Terrors and some Creations like my Terrors crushes you to death
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
I browse meme sites, researching the new memes. One can never have enough meme knowledge.
The Nearly Incomplete Certainly Extremely Memey with Extra Meme Explosives (Or NICEMEME, for short) 13/20
All the Snakes. All of them. 10/50
Meme Gun && Radiation from the sun = Praise the Sun 4/9
Also, welcome OldSithRevan, Francisco, and consumer of all!
/null
You're a welcoming person... just saying.
Anyhow, we're in the home stretch, and Tazz should be able to update soon! I met Consumer back on Acolyte, and he's pretty smart and interested (currently reading DTG2). I guess I'll be opposing him this time around for the sake of not causing a time paradox, but considering what's back there, he might have some leverage over me in the future...
Anyhow, we're in the home stretch, and Tazz
should be able to update soon! I met Consumer back on Acolyte, and he's
pretty smart and interested (currently reading DTG2)
It is not like if there were people who did not read some pages of dtg2
I remember reading the 400 first pages then disliking card(P(P(P(P(P(P(P(P(P(P(P(P(P(P(P(P(P(P(P(P(P(P(P(P(R)))))))))))))))))))))))))(Because infinity is a small number used by people who does not knows Georges Cantor) times the way the scenario of the game evolved under the effect of players and of the things the GM did read(like homestuck which I would have liked to never have seen it come in this game) (100% matter of personal preference and I know that the players liked that so the GM was probably right to do that. It simply stopped to be the kind of scenario I liked but it stayed a great game)
However I love the beginning of dtg2 and most of dtg1 (I think that TT2000 is a really good GM)/null
2/9 EXOS Cyber Arm && Scout Drone = Drone Controlling Cyber Arm
My Action: Because I feel exhausted after a 2 week break, I create a Christmas tree on the battlefield.
Christmas Tree [N]: 25000/25000 HP. Festive Aura: Active. Gifts: 0
The tree has 2 effects. First off, its Festive Aura gives all entities in the battle minor healing and a minor damage penalty (all entities recover 1000 HP per round, and deal 10% less damage). Secondly, it creates 1d6 gifts at the end of each round. Players can unwrap a gift as an action to gain a random alchemy of level 1-5 (whatever Tazz makes up).
My Action: Because I feel exhausted after a 2 week break, I create a Christmas tree on the battlefield.
Christmas Tree [N]: 25000/25000 HP. Festive Aura: Active. Gifts: 0
The tree has 2 effects. First off, its Festive Aura gives all entities in the battle minor healing and a minor damage penalty (all entities recover 1000 HP per round, and deal 10% less damage). Secondly, it creates 1d6 gifts at the end of each round. Players can unwrap a gift as an action to gain a random alchemy of level 1-5 (whatever Tazz makes up).
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
I sit at a table, sipping on coffee, there's a small plate of seaweed lies next to a large plate of dried salted fish, free for anyone to take some if they walked up. "Maybe I'll get Earth food next time." There really isn't much for me to do while I wait for the battlefield to unfreeze, so I do it for most of the frozen time.
Upon noticing that whatever time interference was in effect is fading, I dismiss the table, the remaining food vanishing with it. "Finally, time is moving again, things like that are a lot more frustrating than they were before I intervened"
You all snap back to your senses after witnessing what must have been the most epic, yet simultaniously lacking, series of attacks this game has ever seen. Coming out of nowhere, Santa Claus himself suddenly came to the battlefield and attempted to kill UserZero for the [REDACTED]th time, as per his final holly jolly delivery this and every christmas.
What followed was a long, long battle that put literally all of Dragonball Z to shame.
Sadly, for his incredible skill, Santa Claus could not, in fact, even scratch UserZero, even though she stepped out the barrier, and at the end of the day, UserZero literally held Santa Claus'es severed head above hers, roaring triumphantly at her [REDATCED]th victory over Saint Nick.
Normally there would be an interesting series of expositions here, but instead we had a DBZ battle between UserZero and Santa Claus. In the process, the rampant smashing of preasents caused a +5 bonus to spill out onto the battlefield, granting +5 for each charge. Huzzah!
Mumble-fading into a growl*It's like watching someone with their invert...
*There is no viable onomatopoeia for this that comes to mind.
MZ: Sorry, but regardless of how reasonable either of you are, I sort of need Richard alive later.
MZ: Which means I can't let him die right now, and I don't think you'll care about my reasons for that.
MZ: If you want, I could explain the basics of my plan, but I think we'd still disagree afterwords.
New Alchemy Project:
Coffee && Dragon Scale = ???
Action:
MZ: ...
MZ: Is that an army...
MZ: Made of ramen?
...Is it edible?
I change Heavy Class Commandment back to Assassin form, and flash-stepping my way through the Instant Raman Army, waiting for them to start falling apart.
Entity orders:
I'm all alone right now.
- - - Usually the edge of what's relevant - - -
Inventory:
Nemean Jacket [Level 10] [Equipped]
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9]
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Probably used up?)
Lacrima 24/25: There's something to be said about a power that lifts all its restrictions and costs for so little. Touching a ghost’s anchor, being in the City or a realm of the dead, or when your target is a ghost. But the best reason is that those same restrictions are lifted in times of true desperation, when failure would lead to ruin or death, or when protecting something you truly care about.
MZ: All your desperation, all your despair, all your tears, that is the path to true power.
Yet Another Magical Bird 12/15: Really, they're all over the place.
Shield-bearer 10/20: Pseudo-deployment of artificial body; TEST 01(ONE).
You flashstep through the crowd, forgetting a critical step to swing your sword, but nevertheless trampling over a soldier in the Instant Raman Army for 5,000 damage!
I take all of the unfunny Undertale memes, put them into a blender, put the unfunny Undertale meme juice into the large hadron collider, resulting in the bALL of dunckage xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD, and then throw that at the chief. he hAS a bad teim xDDDDD
Quote: 47/50
And again...: 35/50
Marvel of Machinery: 5/50
ALCHEMIZE! Flare Gun && Miniature Sun = Solar Flare (Level 5, 6/6) COMPLETE!
7,000 damage to the Chief!
Solar Flare: It's a flare gun, painted all yellow and shining a glow. It's hot to the touch, except around the handle. Pull the trigger, and a miniature sun goes out. It's a flare, sure, but it's shooting MINIATURE SUNS, so this thing is an excellent weapon all its own.
Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Entity's:==================
Charges=========
no 1/no (read: 50)
16/22 how2live
3+ to MeGa
You do a distracting dance! UserZero and Richard are both too enthralled by your mad skills, and one of them (the other will notice and snap out of it) will be vulnerable to the next attack made on them.
17/50 The being that is itself time
15/50 Willpower to Surpass Gods (+2 from Richard)
4/50 Galenth Dysely. I feel the need to troll someone...
Christmas Tree II Bomb: Trojan Tree 2/??
A christmas tree that explodes when the person it is planted upon attacks.
Orialchum && General Tor's Mechsuit: Armored Mech 3/11
+3 Ire
"So, we've got a series of progressively more powerful opponents, a large supporting cast that take turns in the spotlight, with some there for most of the time, in a battle for someone to become stronger, in a series about defeating opponents that are stronger than you with creativity and heart, that is simultaneously lighthearted, epic, and terrifying if one thinks about it too deeply. It's official, we are now one fight against the 'most powerful being in the multiverse' from being Dragon Ball Z."
(Notices Matt is down)
"Meatshield down!
And, while I do admit that Richard isn't exactly a prime example of sanity, you seem to have gone off the deep end just a bit, Uzi.
First off, you kind of looked down on Richard right at the start of this battle! I mean, I understand why, it was a really stupid thing that he did, but that's an occasion where you looked down on Richard for some reason other than the Tuba Incident. Second, how did you open this thread again?
UserZero: ah, thinking of leaving, were you? yeah, can’t let word get out that easily!
UserZero: anyone who gets on stays on until i say otherwise, and i can do quite a bit more than you’d think with a few mc avatars!
UserZero: soooooo, just sit tight there and we’ll get this trash all worked out in a jiffy, and then i get to find where you live and add to my corpse collection!
UserZero: seriously i need a few more anti-godmodders to round out the collection right now!
The first words you said to us were about how we were trying to leave. The second set seems to be threatening us, the third was downright stating that you were going to kill us, and the fourth statement was claiming that we, who had just tried to LEAVE, mind you, were anti-godmodders interested in taking you down. You were the one who drove our alliance together, for most of us. The rest of us have very concrete reasons to be here. Which I won't discuss because that would be a story approximately 1600 pages long."
I get a faraway look in my eye, as I stare at the Yggdrasil.
"Reason? We'll see reason? Well, I'll tell you this much: I'm going for the outcome with the least amount of death possible. Now, if Richard beats you, I doubt he will kill you. He has not tried to kill anyone through their Minecraft avatars at any point during this adventure. The only person he's killed was not even a person, but a super powered version of a video game representation of a real-life person. I mean, Charles Barkley from Shut Up and Jam Gaiden was tough, but not that powerful. You, on the other hand, have already killed a Beta Godmodder, who was trying to help you kill Richard, I might add, have boasted of a corpse pile, and said, at the beginning of the last story post, 'just let me kill Richard.'
I have to give him props. He's been enough of a thorn in your side that you're using his actual name and using proper capitalization.
Besides that, there's what you're planning at the World Tree. I don't know whether you were talking about the last Gatekeeper, or a plot point of some sort, but something tells me it cannot be good. If only because you really don't want us to see it.
I mean, were you seriously telling us that we'll suffer for our ignorance? Then tell us! I said this once, and I'll say it again: I would not receive orders from God himself if he came down from heaven without a reason. So give us a reason: why should we believe in this sudden change of heart from a confessed killer?
Not dying? That's a good bribe; I wouldn't even consider that a reason. However, people who can die are currently in the minority. Unless your bullets of linking also pierce player immunity, in which case I think the OP scale will respond in kind. Probably by allowing some of the noncombatants to open a hospital of some sort to deal with the casualties.
Richard, on the other hand, is obnoxious, not the brightest, has a swelled ego, and is stubborn as all heck. However, he has something you do not: a desire to prove himself. If you had not belittled him so much (and something tells me how you acted toward him in this thread's first post is how most of the Omega ranks act towards him) then he wouldn't feel this constant drive to show to the world how strong he is. I think. I cannot be sure, I have not visited the reality where every part of this world is the same except for Richard receiving the recognition he thinks he deserves.
Regardless, the fact remains that you did belittle his accomplishments. Surviving the Psi-Godmodding War is no mean feat. Being ambitious and courageous enough to go straight onto this server is impressive, though slightly stupid. Plain and simple, Uzi, up until now, you have been antagonistic, malevolent, and murderous. Richard, while not perfect, has not shown any of those traits. Why should any of us believe in what seems to be a sudden heel-face turn?
What, we take one step forward, and we're not gonna like what happens next? More threats. Great way to show your sincerity. Is this Portal 2? You used to want us dead but now you only want us gone? Well, unlike GLaDOS, you have not had us at your mercy only to let us go. Actions speak louder than words, Uzi. So I have a proposition. If you wish to prove your sincerity, then why not let the AFK Pionoplayer go? He's left already, so why not?
What, were you expecting the current DTG crowd's most outspoken speech-maker not to jump over this chance to make one?
Now if you'll excuse me, I think I've found the fate..."
Azazel drops down from a convenient hatch in the sky! He picks up the Red Ring O' Death, and continues attacking a Disembodied Hand with it!
The Dark Star Core takes two disembodied hands in its own hands, and fires rings of stars into them.
I WILL BE HAVING THE ESCAPE!!! IIIII
Energy Ball Charged! I fire an energy ball at the third disembodied hand. The ball blasts right through it, and comes back around to add a 5% dodge chance to any attack on the Mech.
Background Barrage IIII
I also use my three Spider Donuts on my Mechsuit. For some odd reason, they work, and the mechsuit is healed for 18,000.
"Hold on a second, I realized I never talked about why you're slightly crazy. Well, you have a corpse pile and are unleashing the powers of Eldritch Abominations without any fear. Something's up. Though we can't really help it, we're all slightly insane here.
HIT IT!"
I jump out of the mechsuit, put on a top hat, take a cane, and start to dance and sing.
"So let's go down the list,
I'm gonna tell you the gist
We've got a shopkeeper who deals in goods that are worthless
Seriously, they figuratively and literally cancel each other out
A couple time-travellers here to clean up a mess
Despite that the outcome of this interference is still in doubt
A group of people who joined a server that they didn't mean to,
Then decided to go to the disadvantaged side because they couldn't think of what else to do
Or those that decided to join with the one who said she'd kill us all
Whether because their job says to or because they care not about their fall
Me, who's here because I want a vacation filled with what I normally fight
Seriously, would anyone else continue to test their might?
The group in the middle, made of few fighters, who decided to break off from the Neutrals as a ploy
Ignoring that that same group in the middle is the one most often destroyed
Then there's the almighty, the GM over this rhyme
Who decided to take on the task of being God for a time
A man who wants to prove that he is stronger than thought by the rest
Decided that the smartest course of action is to fight the best
A girl (we think) who deals with forces that should be left alone
For no given reason, except possibly the power she owns
We're all under the control of people behind a computer screen
Who, with few exceptions, none of us have ever seen
They do this because for some reason, this is their idea of fun
So come on, it's Christmas, let's at least wait until the year is done.
Basically, you can't help that. We're all mad here."
I jump back in the mech.
I constitute the horrible lack of lore knoweldge in this post as an attack on Twitchy herself, and////OH-MY-GOSH-YOU-ARE-WOW-UH-RP-ADIVCE-KNUCKLEHEAD-TRY-NOT-TO-UH-OK-NO-NO-ADVICE-CANT-THINK-OF-ANY-AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAFKLIFYHIAFUGAIYU//// does roughly 50,000 damage DIRECTLY to her, because quite literally that was the most uninformed speech ever, so uninformed it hurt. Don't expect that to work twice-that was only because that was spectacular, and while I'm at it, spectacularly bad. Azrael doesn't come because it's that spectacuarly bad.
Of course, this has...Downsides, because the revelation regarding your outlook on entities has disgusted a few allies of yours. Dark Bowser and the Dark Star Core quite literally get so sick at the fact that you BASICALLY said they didn't exist and don't count as 'people' by the proxy of the very alive Barkley (they were briefed, somehow), not 'being a person' and go rogue, defecting to the GS faction! Yes, you just disgusted basically living evil. They shift targets to the strongest AZ entitiy (forgot who's on the field right now, will edit later)! Meanwhile, your mechsuit suddenly vanishes-no, it did NOT get destroyed and you are still free to attack, AND still have your Spider Donuts, BUT it appears as if someone ELSE got offended and will be coming back with it later. Way to go.
UserZero: wow. UserZero: wow, i am actually offended by that. somehow. if only by ignorance. UserZero: "The only person he's killed was not even a person, but a super powered version of a video game representation of a real-life person." UserZero: ...seriously? UserZero: what about the scores of other entities thrown at him? they were alive. barkley himself-or his 'superpowered videogame representation' was definitely alive and separate from the barkley you're referring to as 'real.' UserZero: i mean, let's be real, i'm a total sociopath with permanent mania disorder or something, hemomania, and a fondness for violence that basically makes this the perfect arrangement. UserZero: but i didn't expect such a tendency out of you of all people, the so-called guardian of the happy end. the most 'heroic' person here doesn't even think of his copatriot entities as living. perhaps this is why i didn't bother with diplomacy-i, in my foresight, realized that no-one would try the peaceful solution, least of all tuba boy, who would trick you into this even if i didn't declare open hostilities, and thus declared open hostilities? UserZero: or is that ignorance i smell? no, i think this is ignorance! UserZero: and if that's ignorance, i wonder how much the narrative has manipulated your views of existence up until this point, that you really believed that. UserZero: it's pretty easy to manipulate things when you're an omnipresent, omniscient watcher who's flows and ebbs are practically invisible, especially since-ap. UserZero: Spoilers. UserZero: but, i will say this: the detonator will blow up something important and BIG if pressed. not saying what. that's Spoilers too, but i guarantee you that if you just let it happen, you're going to be rethinking this whole fight.
I send a letter back to the city requesting backup, shortly thereafter dark corridor opens, and out steps... A ghost? And they didn't even bother sending me more than one person?
MZ: Which order are you from?
??: Raccoon
MZ: Hyena, and was expecting more of the same.
MZ: Oh, and those, over there, those are the enemy.
RW: Are you sure?
Entity/AlhambranWraith
Evasive. Reveals enemies secrets and weak-points.
Action:
MZ: Oh, right...
I charge towards the Chief, slashing at his Hat with Heavy Class Commandment's Caster form as I flash-step past, after I've passed him, I throw a bag of salt, just to make sure.
Entity orders:
The Wraith is still investigating Twichy, getting water everywhere in the process.
- - - Usually the edge of what's relevant - - -
Inventory:
Nemean Jacket [Level 10] [Equipped]
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9]
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Probably used up?)
Yet Another Magical Bird 13/15: Really, they're all over the place.
Shield-bearer 11/20: Pseudo-deployment of artificial body; TEST 01(ONE).
Boosts:
+2 for Talist
+1 for Twin
Wraith summoned! He'll do as you say! I'll give you the first report immediately: the Disembodied Heart will only spawn in new Disembodied Hands if any are gone from a total of four. Twitchy MUST abandon the Red Array of Death if all four are dead and cannot use it again...So if all four are killed in the same turn, Twitchy will have to abandon the Red Ring of Death permanently because, look, no hands-even if they're respawned in. Twitchy cannot heal the hands directly-only through her random cards. Alchemical, to patch up a potential weakness, spawns in a new Disembodied Heart BUT can only be used if there isn't one already, which is why she's not using it. That's all he's got for you.
To make the upcoming tactics easier, the hands will now be labeled as 1, 2, 3, 4!
hair (I hope I don't tick you off, Ire.) && Marker = Chairiel 2/2 Done.
Broken Reign of Arrows && Iron Ingots && A WHOLE Lotta Duct Tape = Fixed Reign of Arrows 6/9 (Well, technically, it isn't the same alchemy, it's the FIXED Reign of Arrows, not just Reign of Arrows.)
Feyd, the Enderman King 10/25 (Chuck Norris (AW HELL YEAH) I'm not gonna have him blasted to oblivion from some alternate form of the ACNT.) Lance 15/50 (+3 from Fury)
Newb King (Note, NEWB, not NOOB.) 4/17
+1 to Fury, +1 to Toast, +1 to Pricey
(Sukard's helmet breaks)
(Writer promptly breaks out of a random block and breaks the 4th wall)
You can probably see why I crossed out she and added he after.
In the game she hails from, the player usually assumes that she is male until her 2nd phase, where her true gender is revealed.
The game isn't out yet on ROBLOX, so go try it after Destroy the (removed) 2's session is complete.
Like in 2015.
(goes back to reality and fixes 4th wall)
Sukard then promptly hacks and slashes at the Duke of Flies.
Dimensional Breakout: 17/50 (HINT: Need some RNG tipping? I got it for sale.)
Bar: [AAAAAAAAAN]
"Well, I'm the true neutral over here, so let me give my opinion on this battle so far."
"I still don't entirely care about either side."
"We have an incredible narcissist over on one side and a psychopath on the other. I love those choices."
"And, Protip: Neither of your bribes matter to me. All I care about mostly is three things:
1. Writing a report on this for my peers (don't worry, i'll only let word spread once the fight is done. promise.)
2. Being a merchant.
3. Killing anybody who tries to overtake the GM."
"To be honest... I probably would side with one of you if forced completely. After all, profit is my main goal, and if I need to, then it will happen."
"Before either of you try, do not attempt mindcontrol. It won't end well."
UserZero:...screw it.
She immediately offers you 5 charge tokens. That's basically +50. Number 2 suddenly becomes very relevant.
UserZero: take it or leave it, whatever works. i like having allies.
Crippled Braindamaged Weak Puny Honey Badger: 4/50 (I hope he survives long enough to to evolve to his fullest power).
Main Battle Superheavy Tank: 4/50
Lots of bling: 1/14
I grab the Chief, then, I teleport-spam while holding him, and then I drop him at a high attitude. Then, I hit him with a chainsaw laser plasma whip that has more chainsaw laser plasma whips instead of chainsaw blades.
Also, I feel like the Curse of Repeditiveness affecting alchemies is a cool mechanic, especially concerning diversity in mind! Back in DTG2, "i red barrel X entity" got pretty irritating, especially since it was high in damage.
Action 1/2
Guitar Solo: 38/40
Shock Trooper: 18/50
Linecutter Axe [Lvl.5]: 5/6
I +Assist Crusher48 or Pricey12345, whoever posts first.
I decide to put the Manaticon Flamesprayer away and take out my new Refined Regenerator! Using it, I heal up Salt to keep him/it in the fight.
I throw the Instant Ramen Army member in the bin because it tastes horrible.
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component A 45/50 +1 from Talist, +1 from Ninjatwist Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component B 45/50 +2 from Ninjatwist
Ebbotine h0I! 9/30
Alchemy Creation:
Sword && Light Magic && Dark Magic && Tao symbol = Twilight's Edge 3/8 (I was making this during the Conglomerate sadly it is not supported until now, However i will make this which has Light/Dark Element)
Critmist Recipe components OOO Same Bottle that used to make the Potion of Critmist = Potion of Critmist 3/6
Nectar OOO Critical Potion 3/9 = Potion of Dire Nectar
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Sp00py Emper0r Sp00pinat0r's Acti0n: I USE THE LUNGE 0F SP00P AT THE SP0RE CANN0N.
Skills for a Massive Skeleton like Monster (Sp00pinator)
Spooky Slash Can be used every-time Lunge of Sp00p: II
Sp00py Shield: IIIII
Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIII
Sp00py Scary... IIIIIIIIIII
+1 Talist, +1 Muffet, +1 Mega/Redstone
Charge Bank: N/A
My Items
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
They get horribly offended by your throwing them into a bin! They take 14,000 damage from teh rage, but also get minicrits for this turn from the rage!
Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Entity's:==================
The annoying dog gets out the Legendary artifact, and then proceeds to suck in magical enegry from EVERYTHING on the server before unleashing a beam of death into the Chief's hat, thusly using ARTIFACT BLASTER.
Charges=========
no 3/no (read: 50)
17/17 Unbiased Christmas Tree.
I go over to the christmas Tree and promptly unrig it.
I then build a Christmas Village:
[N] Christmas Village:
Eggnog Bar 5000 HP- Randomly heals entitys. Loses some HP and Healing Power at the end of December.
Christmas Tree: Now with less bias, and gives out 3-4 points each round, unless it's Christmas in which case it gives everyone 2 points. Or if its post Christmas and the Christmas points have not been given out. Fades from existance post-december. While existent, every unit on the battlefield gains the Festive modifier
Gingerbreadmen village: 10000 HP, buff's a random entity with hp regen each round, loses hp and healing power after december.
Santa's Toy Factory: 20000 hp. If it is still standing on Christmas Day/the update post Christmas if there is not an update on chirstmas which i doubt there will be, it will heal everything on the field, and spawn Santa.
[n] Santa 10000 hp- Heals random entity's. Can be swayed with cookies or milk to another side, provided he is not mind-controled
3+ to MeGa
You shatter the ice! Minicritted 8,000 damage to the Chief!
Hezetor will use the standard procedure to understand what he can about the Chief hat, namely using analyze Dweomer, a spell that will show all magical proprieties of an object, his function when it was created, how to activate the object, how long ago was created and with what spells.
After that I think is fine leaving him at his thought about what UserZero just said...
Is she threatening us? Without showing the medium that should scare us... this make no sense...
...
Hmm... these people... they come from the future to ensure that 477 kills UserZero... maybe I need to investigate more the way time works here because this seems an obvious paradox, unless it works like universe 23-8-15...
Hmm the Godmodding scale was implemented to prevent people like 477, was Richard or something, might become too strong... they must hate the fact that someone foolish and stubborn might acquire too much power...
Wait is she trying to make someone to fight for her? Threatening these people? Without offering anything?
...
the Guide clearly says that she is a "sociopath with a bad Mania case" and that is usually lazy and will just knock people away, but here she has never let anyone escape this place... hm... and here she is trying to get allies? Tsk... these things... I don't care anymore... sick of this... entangled... in these things... tsk.
Rootmars will use his telekinesis to compress the chief head.
The mini UFOs will use Independence Day since it should be ready this turn, else they will attack the chief normally.
The rookies will fire at the Chief.
+3 to Topazian
the Glory 31/50
... 14/50
...... 3/50
I examine Quantum Infinitet.
Module || paper with written over the spell "Telepathic Bond, Lesser" = Module of mind network (Level 7: 8/8) Done!
Module || Sistema di autoguida avanzato = ? 1/? (In a few words: increased likelihood of dodging, the % is at your discretion Tazz)
Sistema di autoguida avanzato: an advanced autopilot system with advanced support capabilities, able to provide an excellent system to automatically dodge, optimized for tree dimensional moving vehicles.
Infinity sided die && Matrice limitativa = ? 1/?
A paradox generator and a limiting object.
Infinite Improbability Drive && Matrice limitativa = ? 1/?
An unstable object capable of manipulating probability and limiting object.
Quantum Infinitet: 8DInfinity. This is basially a Paradox waiting to happen.
Module || Sistema di autoguida avanzato = Modula di autoguida avanzato (Level 5 1/6)
Ah, the rare case of an item that probably should be left to NOT be an alchemy! Let's be clear, you can use pretty much everything under the sun already; alchemization means only a small damage boost and some more...Official notificiation in rare instances (IE, Throne of the Skies giving the Airborn passive).
Something Big: 23/50 (+1 from UserZero)
Something Big: 23/50 (+1 from UserZero)
Something Big: 23/50 (+1 from UserZero)
Walker shrugs.
"IF I'M TO BE HONEST, BOTH OF YOU ARE COMPLETELY GORILLA CRAZY, ALBEIT IN YOUR OWN WAYS... AND COME TO THINK OF IT, I AM TOO, SO I WON'T JUDGE. THING IS, I'M MAINLY WITH MISS USERZERO HERE BECAUSE SHE, QUITE SIMPLY, HAS A SEVERE POWER ADVANTAGE. TAKE A LOOK AT HOW MANY HIGH-POWER ENTITIES WERE SACRIFICED JUST TO GET THIS FAR, AND HOW FAR YOU STILL HAVE TO GO. THAT'S A LOT OF CHARGES YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEND, WHICH DOESN'T SEEM WORTH IT TO ME. ALSO, TAKE NOTE OF THE FRACTION OF EACH HEALTH BAR. MISS USERZERO HAS A FAR HIGHER HEALTH/MAX RATIO RIGHT NOW. I PERSONALLY FEEL THAT SHE STANDS A SIGNIFICANTLY HIGHER CHANCE OF WINNING, WHICH MEANS IT'D BE IN MY BEST INTEREST TO REMAIN ON HER GOOD SIDE."
He then takes his sword, dashing up the mountains at an astonishing speed and letting his sword drag on the way there, unintentionally opening a faultline. At the top of the mountain, he turns and leaps, soaring through the air and landing on Rootmars, before driving his sword into the surface of the unfortunate entity, again and again and again. Slowly, but surely, bits and pieces of the entity fly off as both it and Walker begin to descend rapidly... and straight into the fault line. Walker leaps out of there, slashing at the mountains and triggering an avalanche, the rockets of the mountain rumbling down around Rootmars. The earth shakes as Rootmars is buried alive in a torrent of boulders, each impact further crushing the entity apart. Eventually, the avalanche stops... and Walker promptly greets what's left of Rootmars by cleaving it in half.
Broken Reign of Arrows && Iron Ingots && A WHOLE Lotta Duct Tape = Fixed Reign of Arrows 7/9 (Well, technically, it isn't the same alchemy, it's the FIXED Reign of Arrows, not just Reign of Arrows.)
Feyd, the Enderman King 11/25
Lance 19/50 (+3 from Fury)
Newb King (Note, NEWB, not NOOB.) 5/17
+1 to Fury, +1 to Toast, +1 to Pricey
Ms. Nothing,
I have something to say to you.
I advise you quit this fight.
It's pointless to fight, we'll go on until you die.
We're all immortal.
And if these powers are removed again,
We'll respawn,
Over,
And Over,
And Over again.
Hopefully.
But it's too late.
A message suddenly appears in the chat log, saying:
UserZero feels her sins crawling on her back.
Demonic Nether worms from one of Josh's Minecraft mods begin to crawl over her, each having a tiny vision of every AZ she killed, and everyone else. They show the other godmodder she's killed just to rise.
But one is special.
It shows the Annoying Dog dancing around.
(insert troll face/epic smiley here)
Anyways, she has three options:
Keep the damn parasites on,
Flail around like a little girl, which won't get them off cause they're part super-glue,
or use blades or other damaging sources and risk damaging herself.
UserZero: I have ways to circumvent this glaring hole in the plan, you know. UserZero: Robots, for instance, have their AI. If that's damaged, well, it's just like shooting the brain of a zombie! UserZero: you are NOT immortal.
UserZero: The Narrative gave you convenient immortality. THAT can be circumvented.
UserZero:...jeez i'm getting a bit worked up over this.
UserZero cannot be harmed, she's behind the barrier! Your attempts fail!
I fly up to the Alpha-Omega then i use my power on my fists which can smash through the bottom of the ship and enter the ship, when i was in this ship, I drop the crew member off from the Alpha-Omega killing it by smashing on the ground in the speed of sound, I then wrap the captain of the Alpha-Omega while i was invisible and i smash up some controls making the ship fire wildly at the random objects After all that I put the Antimatter Condensed Bomb in the core of the Alpha Omega and i made a run for it, and i jump in the hole (That i made from the start where i destroy the bottom of the Ship with my full power on my fists.) while the black flames are over 10 meters away from me while i was falling, I snap a photo while the explosion destroys the Alpha-Omega and i wrote Michael Bay strikes again I use the spell fall slowly until i fall about 10 centimeters per second and i landed on the floor safely then i move to somewhere.
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component A 47/50 +1 from MeGa Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component B 47/50 +1 from MeGa
Ebbotine h0I! 9/30
Alchemy Creation:
Sword && Light Magic && Dark Magic && Tao symbol = Twilight's Edge 4/8
Critmist Recipe components OOO Same Bottle that used to make the Potion of Critmist = Potion of Critmist 4/6
Nectar OOO Critical Potion = Potion of Dire Nectar 4/9
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Sp00py Emper0r Sp00pinat0r's Acti0n: JUST USED THE LUNGE 0F SP00P AT THE SP0RE CANN0N.
Skills for a Massive Skeleton like Monster (Sp00pinator)
Spooky Slash Can be used every-time Lunge of Sp00p: II
Sp00py Shield: IIIII
Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIII
Sp00py Scary... IIIIIIIIIII
+1 Talist, +1 Muffet, +1 Mega/Redstone
However i wont be playing this game until 30th of December however, I give Sp00pinator to Irecreeper to control him until i return at 30th of December however, Pricey12345 is Taking a Break
Sp00pinator: WHY ME? GREAT N0W IRECREEPER C0NTR0L ME UNTIL THE 30TH 0F DECEMBER.
Charge Bank: N/A
My Items
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
Good news: it's not the 30th of December anymore! Huzzah! In any case, 21,000 damage to the G.S. Alpha-Omega!
Alchemies
(M134 Minigun && Dispenser) && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Rapid Dispenser Module (6/6)
Cubic Rapid Dispenser Module: A dispenser (that means negligible recoil) with the fire rate and muzzle velocity of an M134 minigun, condensed into a 5cm cubic module!
Brightstone && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Light Module (3/6)
Energy Collector MK3 && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Energy Collector Module (3/6) Energy Condenser && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Energy Condenser Module (1/?)
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (4/50)
Project M09-The Logician (37/50) (+3 from Fseftr)
Project M10-The Java Programmer (11/50)
+3 to Fseftr
Action
I load a stack of standard arrows, one stack each of Thaumcraft earth arrows and fire arrows, Mine & Blade Battlegear 2 exploding and piercing arrows, a stack of magmatic florbs containing lava and three poison potions. into the Cubic Rapid Dispenser Module and hook it up to the Cubic Battery, Solar Panel, Memory and CPU modules. I download a quick clock program into the Cubic Memory Module and run it on the modules, aiming the dispenser end of the module at the Chief's hat. Immediately, the Chief's hat is assaulted by a rain of arrows, exploding arrows, piercing arrows, high-damage arrows, more piercing arrows, lava and three poison potions.
Entity Action
Rinon and her schwas will read some Lojban code out, causing the Chief to have a massive seizure!
Energy Condenser && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Energy Condenser Module (Level 5: 1/6)
Hezetor will copy another ability from Crocidibli and put it on slot 2.
Now consider what follows only if it does not nullify what I said before.
I raise my index finger and start to gather energy ... a small sphere begins to form on the tip of my finger ... I move it to the Chief and as soon as it reaches it I ensure that it pierce his skin and enters his body.
Now I expand the sphere inside him and admire a lousy show of guts.
The Flamestriker (Level 8: 8/9)
Killing Spree (Level 8: 8/9)
=Action=
Feeling somewhat uninspired today, I just decide to do a basic attack by throwing rocks at the Chief / his hat.
The rock promptly misses him, and starts to roll down the mountains we're fighting on. It rolls up off a natural ramp, and goes flying off into the distance. The rock slams into a random skeleton, killing it and saving a random player. That player decides that the rock was a message from Notch, and creates a whole cult based around the rock that saved him that day. Eventually, the Cult of the Small Rock is formed. Each follower has a small rock embeded into their Minecraft skins, granting them all damage buffs.
Hundreds of people join the Cult of the Small Rock, and an army is formed.Eventually, I find out about this cult, and with the help of some infiltration and speakers, I convince the cult that the rock is sentient, and wants the members to mobilize against the Chief! The cult does so, creating large catapults and rolling them out towards the Chief. They then fire barrages of larger rocks upon the Chief's hat, eventually throwing that one small rock from before at the Chief. While the initial large rocks hurt, the small rock promptly lands in the Chief's eye.
...if the Hat is dead, this will target the Chief himself.
=Command=
Is Muffet still stunned!?
24,000 damage! The cult seems rather unhinged...Better take note of this.
Sorry, she's not. She'll act autonomously this turn, though. Derp!
18/50 The being that is itself time
17/50 Willpower to Surpass Gods (+1 from Ire)
5/50 Galenth Dysely. I feel the need to troll someone...
Christmas Tree II Bomb: Trojan Tree 3/??
A christmas tree that explodes when the person it is planted upon attacks.
Orialchum && General Tor's Mechsuit: Armored Mech 4/11
+2 Ire, +1 Muffet
I heal my Mech with some Spider Cider. A total of 24,000 in healing.
I shoot out a bunch of blades, which fly into a disembodied hand.
Your Mech has been stolen, so you didn't use the Spider Donuts, so Muffet doesn't give you anymore! 8,000 damage to the 1st Disembodied Hand!
Christmas Tree II Bomb: Trojan Tree (Level 4: 3/5)
Essence of Corruption && The Forge Stoker = Brittlestoker (Level 5: 4/6)
Scalding Holy Water 000 Essence of Corruption = Scalding Unholy Water (Level 4: 4/5)
John smacks the chief in the face with fear no anvil. Then he takes out a pair of gloves and thumb wrestles with him. The chief's huge thumbs crushes John's, but John slams his other hand on his thumb, therefore making John the winner! After John does a victory dance, the chief challenges John to another game, but this time he wrestles with his weapon. He swings it around, and John begins taunting him with his thumb. First it's behind a bush and then behind fsefter's head. (Definitely not for his cough medicine advertisement). Fortunately, he misses fsefter's head, but nearly slices my thumb off. It sticks in a tree, and by the power of convenience the chief's blade is stuck and John golf-club swings him in the face.
Charge for boosting that HyperStorm 9/?(+ 6 from assists)
School of illusion && School of conjuration && School of
necromancy && School of evocation && School of
abjuration && School of divination && School of
enchantment && School of transmutation =>Tier-One 6/11(gives
the power to do many various things)
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
Red blood level 0
Green blood level 0
School of illusion level 0
School of conjuration level 0
School of necromancy level 0
School of evocation level 0
School of abjuration level 0
School of divination level 0
School of enchantment level 0
School of transmutation level 0
I help proof of concept, crusher48 and NinjaV2403(one time each)
Then I make remark that the soul of the captain is supposed to reduce tremendously the maximum life(so it should fall to two or something of this kind)
Uh, what...I think you need to explain that, REALLY well.
00C: Could you please provide me with the description for the Psyche Focus?
Also, what do you mean with the Annoying dog being AZ?
2,000 damage to the Tombstone! +2,000 HP to the Vortex Monolith!
Psyche Focus: A belated description for the self-same. All sarcasm aside, this is a crystal hovering over a triangular 'Y' stick, like a slingshot. It's indigo, glowing and emits psionic power. YOu can lock a psionic signature to this, allowing you to use psionic powers in a radius from the location at extensive distances-by which I mean, anywhere within the universe. Between universes is beyond its capabilities, but that's still very powerful.
The Annoying Dog was summoned by an AZ player, is controlled by said player, is not attacking AZ entities...Really, it's just AZ with a Neutral skin.
2/9 EXOS Cyber Arm && Scout Drone = Drone Controlling Cyber Arm
My Action: I summon Segata Sanshiro to attack Richard. Richard has no clue who he is, so naturally I have to explain how he is basically Japan's Chuck Norris and fought Chuck Norris to an even draw in Death Battle. Richard naturally realizes this is an attempt to bypass his ACN turret by summoning a different guy with the same power, and counters by creating a Gorilla Turret. Wait, a gorilla turret? Richard is confused, and tries again, creating another gorilla turret. Unfortunately for him, Segata Sanshiro has exactly the right name to turn the name of the turret that would defeat him into a swear word, which means that no one can make a turret to stop him because the swear filter will turn it into a Gorilla Turret instead (which still shoots raging gorillas, but is not enough to stop a Memetic Badass on the same level as Chuck Norris).
EXOS Action: I go back in time to gather Reverse Wood before UserZero blew it up. However, when UserZero naturally folllows (since I "forgot" to remove the tracking device), she runs into a trap, where several dozen Shock Drones trap her in a magnetic levitation field to hold UserZero in place so that a Weath Ray can be fired into her. Though the Weath Ray is unlikely to kill her (she can turn into a blob at any time, so a headshot or other critical attack would probably not do anything more than a bodyshot, and probably even less), it should at least force her to evacuate so my Worker Drones can successfully obtain the Reverse Wood.
Richard HAS heard of Segeta Sanshiro, and as I can say his name without the gorilla censor kicking in, he can certainly make a turret...Of course, he's too distracted by the distracting dance to do either of these things, and Segeta beats him for 3 damage!...Then he realizes he plays his Sega Saturn, and backs off forever.
UserZero is particalized by the Weath ray! However, the WEath ray is basically a laser that makes a ton of portals...And they have to go SOMEWHERE. in this case, it's in the internal systems of your drones AFTER they've collected the Reverse Wood, allowing her to hijack them from EXOS and steal the Wood for later use.
Charge for boosting that HyperStorm 11/?(+ 1 from assists)
School of illusion && School of conjuration && School of
necromancy && School of evocation && School of
abjuration && School of divination && School of
enchantment && School of transmutation =>Tier-One 7/11(gives
the power to do many various things)
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
Red blood level 0
Green blood level 0
School of illusion level 0
School of conjuration level 0
School of necromancy level 0
School of evocation level 0
School of abjuration level 0
School of divination level 0
School of enchantment level 0
School of transmutation level 0
I help proof of concept, crusher48 and NinjaV2403(one time each)
Right after that I use the book of support to give one minor random boost to John Fitzgerald Kennedy.
Since he did not said the rest of his name I decide to complete his name to John Fitzgerald Kennedy making him more presidential.
You fail to lengthen his name, but you randomly give him a minicrit, boosted to a full crit due to the Soul of the Captain!
Citrustron dies. Turns out, he's VERY good at that.
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [X]
Um... still, how should I balance a leveling system? How much of a bonus should it give me? That's why I've been deliberately trying to hold onto my almost finished charges.
Inari runs past the Duke of Flies before turning around with a skid.
"Fancy thinking the beast was something you could hunt and kill..."
She then leaps at the Duke, landing slashes and flipping away. Then she dashes around and past it, landing scratches and leaving a trail of light behind her. The light seems to move relative to the Duke, gradually growing in intensity and heat until they burn
Relevance Line (which might now be relevant to damage):
One more unspecified amount of time and Mikoto standing around awkwardly later, he heard something that filled him with near limitless joy, Gail’s pained coughing. Ecstatic, Mikoto runs back into the cave to see Gail, coughing and shuddering. She seemed strangely frail and formless, being a mostly pearl white creature lying on a mostly pearl white cloth with some mostly pearl white bandages around the side of her head. Her eyes were still closed, meaning that her only defined outlines came from the highwayman costume that, thanks to the undefined time scale, she was still wearing almost two months after Halloween. Now, Mikoto could make out patches of blood straining the synthetic fur shoulders. In hind sight, it probably didn’t help that she was wearing that while technically robbing a mostly abandoned ruin. How bloody hilarious.
After a few more coughs, Gail finally opened her eyes. Unable to contain himself, Mikoto starts shouting excitedly.
“You’re alright! How do you feel? Do you feel okay?”
“Not so loud. She just woke up.”
After some pained moaning, Gail pushed herself up until she was on all fours and then tried to sit upright (she’s kind of like Smash Bro’s Pikachu in that way), but fell over onto her right side. She managed to actually sit up after that and slowly shook her head to try and clear out the dull, ringing, and thought muffling pain in it. Taking the Veteran’s advice, Mikoto walked over by Gail and quietly asked,
“How do you feel?”
Gail gingerly felt the side of her bandaged head and looked up at Mikoto as if to say, “For one, I have a hole in the side of my head”. It was a long time before she actually said anything.
“… … … … I… … Mik… … I… … hah… … fi… …”
Worriedly, Mikoto looked back towards the Veteran, his eyes pleading for this to not mean anything.
“I gave her a shot of anesthetics, so she’s probably feeling groggy.”
“… Ye… … … Ye… … yes… … … … Th-… … tha-… … … it…”
Alchemy and charges:
Finished list
Powermace lvl 4, Stormforged Axe lvl 2, Charged Hammer lvl 2, Ekog Clock lvl 3, Coghammer lvl 3, Duotine Gas Generator lvl 5, TrueSilver Champion lvl 5, Argent Lance lvl 2, Sword of Justice lvl 3, Armor of Light lvl 7, Glacier Shield lvl 7, World Tree Shield lvl 10, Black Hold Shield lvl 10,
That's why I had an electromagnetic generator. Black holes and antimatter can be (theoretically) contained by using the electromagnetic force.
I actually was going to start a shop. I should try to do that now...
(Paper && Rose Red Ink) || (Potion of Instant Health && Potion of Regeneration && Golden Apple) = Glyph of Life 1/??
(Paper && Lapis Lazui Ink) || (Thuamic Node && Bottled Mana) = Glyph of Mana 1/??
(Glyphs are one time consumables. In other words, they're basically potions, but can do other stuff.)
(Golden Necklace || Lapis Lazui || Diamond) && (Heart of Adventure && Heart of Determination) = Adventure Memento 3/11
Got +10. Wow.
More charges: 49/50
49/50
32/50
+2 to Mythic, +1 to Pricey
A whooping total of 50,000 damage to the Duke of Flies!
(Paper && Rose Red Ink) || (Potion of Instant Health && Potion of Regeneration && Golden Apple) = Glyph of Life (Level 8: 1/9)
(Paper && Lapis Lazui Ink) || (Thuamic Node && Bottled Mana) = Glyph of Mana (Level 6: 1/7)
Y calls down the wrath of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to smite the Instant Raman Army with its Noodly Appendages.
He then feeds Sukard a Potion of Instant Health.
The Goldflamer 7/10 Khaydarin Crystal 4/8
Laser Drill || Pickaxe Axe 2/X
Nebula Monolith 6/15 SCP-882 18/20 The Broken Church 4/10
00C: I'm sorry, I do not think I will be contributing to 0peration: Boss Rush, at least not before I have used my third charge slot to upgrade the alchemiter.
Also, Tazz, can you provide me with context for the boss?
The Raman army fend off the flying sphagetti monster with ease! Such beats are common on their homeworld, and spear-throwing practice is made killing them. Sukard drinks the potion; +5,000 HP to Sukard!
NEW: (Baseball Cap || Soda Drink Hat Experimental Liquid Manipulator) && Fanta && Pineapple Fanta && Rasberry Fanta && Kirk's Lemonade && Kirk's Creaming Soda && Kirk's Passito && Kirk's Ginger Ale && Solo && Coke && Diet Coke && Vanilla Coke && Mountain Dew && Tab = ?? (Level ? - 1/?)
Ring of Fate && (Yu-Gi-Oh Card Holder/Launcher || Tarot Cards + Colonel Sassacre's Unabridged Unparallelled Magical Compedium of Dastardly Card Tricks) && Taboo Dice = Destiny (Level 10 - 4/10)
1+ to irecreeper 1+ to MegaMinEr69 1+ to Talist
| Inventory |
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
| Action |
~Toast whacks the Disembodied Hands with the Eye of Nagakaborous.
Seductively.
! || ?? = Source of Confusion (Level 10 - 1/11)
...Congradulations, you must now figure out what a ! and a ?? is.
NEW: (Baseball Cap || Soda Drink Hat Experimental Liquid Manipulator) && Fanta && Pineapple Fanta && Rasberry Fanta && Kirk's Lemonade && Kirk's Creaming Soda && Kirk's Passito && Kirk's Ginger Ale && Solo && Coke && Diet Coke && Vanilla Coke && Mountain Dew && Tab = Sodarayg (Level 10 - 1/11)
The hands react in disgust! They WERE the hands of a very, well, religious mother. The weakest Hand (which will be the 1st) takes 5,000 damage, but they counter by grabbing you and smashing you into the Annoying Dog like a club, dealing 5,000 damage to him as well!
I casually build an In The Groove 2 machine from scratch, then invite the Disembodied Hands for a go. Needless to say, this results in heavy damage. ...Oh, right. DTG. Need an explanation. Uh. Megalovania. Also Spider Dance. Due to how hard this is and the fact that the hand is much too big for the delicate dance machine, it completely fails at the challenges and commits suicide.
The intensity of the machine is enough to give the 1st Disembodied Hand 15,000 damage!
NEW: (Baseball Cap || Soda Drink Hat && Experimental Liquid Manipulator) && Fanta && Pineapple Fanta && Rasberry Fanta && Kirk's Lemonade && Kirk's Creaming Soda && Kirk's Passito && Kirk's Ginger Ale && Solo && Coke && Diet Coke && Vanilla Coke && Mountain Dew && Tab= ?? (Level ? - 2/?)
Ring of Fate && (Yu-Gi-Oh Card Holder/Launcher || Tarot Cards + Colonel Sassacre's Unabridged Unparallelled Magical Compedium of Dastardly Card Tricks) && Taboo Dice = Destiny (Level 10 - 5/10)
1+ to insert 1+ to MeGaMiner 1+ to Talist
| Inventory |
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
| Action |
~Toast kindly applies a new texture pack to the Disembodied Hands. More specifically a texture pack where they have been sliced to undeath with the Chain Warden and had their souls ripped out. Assuming they have souls. ~Toast can be like that sometimes. Pretty blood soulthirsty.
They're technically already undead, but the cuts nevertheless deal 10,000 damage to the 1st Disembodied Hand!
Hey... it's been a while...
Well... technically, I may not even be able to have "been".
...
Time travel is confusing.
Well, in any case:
Hello.
I guess my first action will be to chop down a tree... whenever I find some trees, considering this biome does not appear tree-friendly. I focus this action (by only having one post/action) to result in the felling of a forest: wood logs logged, apples accounted and the land left sapling saturated.
Ah, I suppose I should begin charging my energy for later use:
I: 1/10 +1 base
II: 1/15 +1 base
III: 1/25 +1 base
And I mustn't forget that I can assist others, for now I'll help those who posted closest to my current position:
+1 TheFlamingToast
+1 PitTheAngel
+1 Generic
The Alchemiter is a wondrous machine, but without materials with which to manipulate, I cannot use it. There appears to be no stash of base items this time, nor list of known recipes or documentation of it's attachments. (Is there any? Well, I've skimmed though the first post and the last update and I couldn't find any information on it. Sorry if it's in plain sight and I'm just blind :/)
While I am logging I 'summon' a copy of the Server Log:
The archives of this world will be a handy tool with which I can use to learn of this world's past, to allow me an understanding of the present. The only problem is that they are rather large, and will take some time to read.
(In other words: is there a recap I can read? Or a "The Story" section, like DTG2 had? I mean, I will be reading the whole of this thread, but the basics of the current situation would be nice. I also need to finish reading DTG2, so THAT'S going to take a while.)
I already responded to this. Welcome back, Leonstar0! Your clubbing a tree has randomly granted you +1 to both charges due to the resource gathering!
...For people thinking about this; this is a rare event.
Rough guide for you: You are manually AZ (meaning the blue team) and you want to defeat the PZs (red team) and the GS (sea-green team). There's also the neutrals and hostiles to watch out for. You do stuff with creativity, in all that you do; the more creative, the more potent, with cheap one-liners offering nothing while incredibly complex creative assaults deal tons. You can charge to make certain actions much more potent, summon entities, and the like. But for now, I'd focus on just attacking anything with a [BOSS] tag next to it and any of its components.
It's... It's YOU. Oh my god it's YOU. I don't care what anyone says, you are the undisputed king of animation in this forum game. Seriously. Yes, I have made some pretty cool animations in the end of DTG2 (which you should definitely read through!), but I've never really matched the fish-based fury you put out in Act 3. It's good to see you, Leonstar. It's good to see the King of the Holy Mackerel has returned.
(And if you're looking for more Photoshop image-based madness, you should definitely check out my new forum game, Pie Quest, if you haven't already! I know this probably qualifies as a shameless plug, but hey. I don't make forum games too often!)
Hyperstorm Boss:2/50(taking over for ninja)+1 from EXOS
1/12
1/12
+1 to proof, nulitor, and Crusher
The Colossus had quickly given up on his goal, after seeing the mighty Rugname airship destroyed in a single attack. If just the minions of his opponent could do that, he had no chance at taking out UserZero as he was. He needed to reprioritize. Turning back into the shadow he had formed from, the Colossus sunk into the earth, traveling underground to consume more stone there. He could still continue on his main goal of consuming every piece of stone in this world this way, instead of risking death against this uber-powerful opponent.
While he had permanently left the battle, never to be seen again, another fighter soon joined it. Unlike the Colossus, he didn't really have much of an entrance. George, the Enforcer of Justice just spawned in normally after instantly choosing his faction. He didn't have much in special items yet, except for his (almost always)invincible armor and his shield which bore an insignia of balancing scales at the center.
George could sense that two people on the battlefield had the power to dominate almost every other person there. They were Godmodders, the people he had come here to stop in the first place. He'd have to make a plan, likely with the others who felt the same to somehow attempt to damage them at all.
Spawning near the Vortex Monolith, George decided to protect it first, using the Obsidian Barricades to protect himself and increase his evasion chance, now being a GS aligned player, while casting a spell based on his justice abilities. It was a dome-shaped Karmic Barrier that protected the monolith, reflecting projectile attacks from enemies back at them while allowing anything from the inside to move outwards. Right now, it was green in color, along with the now-glowing insignia on his shield, and healed the Monolith gradually for as long as it remained. But, once it took damage, any at all, it would become blue, and only shield+reflect. At 50% health, it would turn red before finally vanishing at 0%. George's personal shield insignia would change colors with the barrier. George focused on barrier maintenance while also preparing some of his energy for different problems.
Speaking of those other GSes, he did need to help them out too. It would have to wait while he finished stabilizing the barrier so it did not require his maintenance.
You shield the Vortex Monolith! However, it's not very strong, to the point where, realistically, you'll probably have two attacks hit it before it destroys the barrier.
((When I'm writing in double parentheses it's out of topic))
As the Godmodder Conflict continues in a wast and unknown place ((Too lazy to check the last pages, can anyone tell me what's the biome and weather?)), a lightning storm starts striking at a nearby hill, causing a lava lake to appear. Out of the lake, a ring forged out of obsidian and redstone levitates towards the surface, spinning first slowly then as fast as a tornado. After some time, void acid starts leaking out of the redstone gems, creating a pool inside the ring. Suddenly, void snakes start going out of the ring, now transformed into a portal, and create a living staircase. Not long after the last snake came out, something else comes out of the ring. As the figure calmly comes down the stairs, the ring sucks itself into void and dissapears, along with the snakes. The figure puts down it's robe's hood and is now recognizable as a Dark Elf warlock.
Ehh, Nocturna, why didn't you tell me the war is this horrible? Why didn't you tell me I'll have to choose between 2 power hungry demons? Like 1 of them isn't bad enough.
As the warlock starts walking on devastated land, he finds a tome titled History of the Godmodder Conflict: OriginsW+ VS g
He opens the first page and before he could read anything, pages turn into a red mist. At first, the mist is aimlessly floating, but as soon as every single page turned into it, the mist made two humanoid shapes: over the first human were letters in ancient elven reading "Zero", while the other one had the name "Richard". Then suddenly, the warlock realised he isn't holding a book: Now in one hand he holds the Ender Cocatrice's feather, while the book transformed into an ancient scroll. This is your time, priestWrite your name, choose the sideDestroy the godly beastFrom this bloodshed you cannot hide After reconsidering everything that happened, he wrote Kher'AthriPro-Zero He saw Richard right next to him, and without even having time to see what's happening, words came out of his mouth. Richard got flinged into the air and a whirlwind trapped him inside a lightning circle. Then with another sentence in ancient elven, his hand got wrapped with the oblivion aura, and with it's power he punched the Godmodder into his chest with such power he was knocked back 10 miles and hit his head into a rock!
UserZero welcomes you happily! Apparently dark elvan mages are extremely dangerous. Even more than what you'd think.
Sadly, Richard literally stops time to slap your lips together and make you temporarily forget the words you were going to say, stopping you cold!
I charge up some blank memes, the polar opposite of dank memes, and the rawest form of memes. I fire them at G.F. Alpha-Omega, just to make sure of death. I store some for later.
The Nearly Incomplete Certainly Extremely Memey with Extra Meme Explosives (Or NICEMEME, for short) 12/20
All the Snakes. All of them. 9/50
Meme Gun && Radiation from the sun = Praise the Sun 3/9
I watch as Francisco / Kher'athri does some super crazy magical-stuff directed at Richard.
ag: The Sleuth decides to talk in all caps to express his displeasure. "KIDS THESE DAYS."
As he conjures the whirlwinds and lightning, I switch the Armistyx to Somewhat Long Rod Scythe Mode, and tape it to the Removal. I then leap towards Kher'athri and proceed to hit him with the Removal, demo-pan style as he goes in to punch Richard. The oblivion powers of the Removal overpower the oblivion aura in his fist, and the corruption energy causes the oblivion energy in his hand to explode. Kher'athri is launched about three feet to the left.
Deciding that moving him three feet to the left simply isn't enough, I call in a few friends. SharkLover37 suddenly appears, and using his shark-calling powers, causes a massive shark to erupt from the ground, catching Kher'athri in his mouth. The shark then proceeds to rocket into the air, nearing the Chief. I then run into position, in front of the shark, and proceed to use the Oblivion + Armistyx combo to slam the shark straight into the chief. I then get scolded by SharkLover37 for hurting an innocent shark and HOW COULD YOU.
The Flamestriker: This thing fires freaking flamestrikes. Enjoy one of the best clears in Hearthstone being able to be consistently fired from a gun!
A object is burning up through the atmosphere, the flames scorching the shields of the vessel. The Basilisk War Droid continues its descent from orbit. The War Droid is mounted by a sole figure, stoic as he slams into into the Chief with his vessel. The Hooded Sith hops off his Droid and instructs it to return later when its shields are recharged, the Droid takes off with its thruster engines creating a wind that billows Revan's cloak
Revan ignites his lightsabers. The Force has lead him here, he shall kill Zero and her followers, Defend Richard and help him achieve his goals. His eventual death will trigger events that will aid Revan's plans
Basilisk War Droid 1/25
Uzi's Shatterpoint 1/10
HK-47 1/50
Welcome, Revan! Your sudden entry deals 15,000 damage directly to teh Chief, focused to a mean 30,000!
[RP AND ATTACKS]
"This is a pretty looking serve- oh, that's the Godmodder. And that's another godmodder. And they're at war. And she seems stronger. If I work with her, I might be able to gain some level of godmodding power."
I take a tuba and hook it up to a set of amplifiers so loud, it creates a shock wave that lasts for about a mile, then start blowing on it as loudly as I can. The shock wave rebounds off the barrier, creating a pair of shock waves that slam straight into Richard.
"Hey Richard. And you guys working with Richard, as well as the group with the green aura, and basically anyone who opposes the godmodder in black, prepare to die."
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS]
Gott est Tott 1/13
Charge Abomination 2/10
Spell Matrix 1/25
[BREAKDOWN AND OOC] (I figured that I might as well make my entrance as it's the 8th of January in my timezone so hi. In case it wasn't clear, I join PZ.)
UserZero is fist-pumping she is enjoying this sudden surge of recruits so much. Welcome, ConsumerOfAll!
Richard cringes at the tubas, but remembers his therapy sessions with Kanera, and immediately leaps into action to destroy the Tuba before it even starts playing!
Also: I'll say this much, TECHNICALLY this would only lightly inconvenience Richard and force him onto an alt (like Godmodder007 or something) but REALLY, you probably shouldn't try that. MAJOR disrespect.
Statement: You can be a godmodder and RP, You can't take Richard's name or the suffering of a thousand Demonhead Mobster Kingpins from all sides shall crush you into some skin fragments and some chunky salsa
Jeez, it feels like you've really read into this thread, haven't you. Also, please no double posting, ever, and remember your /nulls for posts you don't want me to count, please.
I browse meme sites, researching the new memes. One can never have enough meme knowledge.
The Nearly Incomplete Certainly Extremely Memey with Extra Meme Explosives (Or NICEMEME, for short) 13/20
All the Snakes. All of them. 10/50
Meme Gun && Radiation from the sun = Praise the Sun 4/9
+1 Leonstar
+1 Twin
+1 Revan
...This is disturbing. You find out about a meme regarding some 'Nekochromia.' Some kind of Sue, though-you bet some poor saps have been brainwashed by the Sueren Song.
You live in Fiction, this was going to come up eventually.
2/9 EXOS Cyber Arm && Scout Drone = Drone Controlling Cyber Arm
My Action: Because I feel exhausted after a 2 week break, I create a Christmas tree on the battlefield.
Christmas Tree [N]: 25000/25000 HP. Festive Aura: Active. Gifts: 0
The tree has 2 effects. First off, its Festive Aura gives all entities in the battle minor healing and a minor damage penalty (all entities recover 1000 HP per round, and deal 10% less damage). Secondly, it creates 1d6 gifts at the end of each round. Players can unwrap a gift as an action to gain a random alchemy of level 1-5 (whatever Tazz makes up).
There's already a christmas tree, so you buff the standing one with these effects!
UserZero-aka Hera (really?!), takes a small break to stop screaming. The roars have honestly made every entity skip their turns; even the Christmas tree has done nothing!
UserZero:...let me tell you something.
UserZero: tuba boy, take note, though the rest of you, take note twice.
UserZero: if someone keeps trying to kill you, over and over and over again.
UserZero: no matter what their reasons are, no matter how skilled or potent they are.
UserZero: ...you'd be peeved at 'em too.
UserZero: ...worse than peeved, actually. that old man's been on my rear since...heck, i lost count.
UserZero: but, whatever! gotta suck it up and bear it, don't i? as well as you lot! i've got the major advantage and tuba boy's close to half-dead!
UserZero: btw, offer still stands as long as twitchy's alive-unconditional surrender, or we continue this pointless conflict-AND i get to blow up something that makes sure we get the tone straight between us.
UserZero: i'm honestly considering the fact you lot-NOT tuba boy, just, you lot- might actually kill me, and that's not on my list of things to do, so...
UserZero: yeah!
Richard +2s Revan and Talist; UserZero +3s all of her Pro-Zero allies. Santa's corpse fades into red, tilts 90 degrees, and vanishes; because nothing really bad happened to the GS entities this turn, the Obisidan barricades do not vanish.
Terrain: Crystalline Mountains of Massiveness. Airborn enemies take a -10% evasiveness penalty. Rootmars can be hit by non-flying entities. 10% Chance to shield attacks against AZ entities.
Weather: Horrible Noise. 20% chance to stop an entity's attack during their move.
[AZ?] sans: ???. arrival: iiiiiiiiii
[N] 1st Gateway: Indestructible. TECHNICALLY. Control panel: HP:20,000 (Guarded by Energy Shield). Energy Shield: HP 50,000/50,000 HP (+10,000 per turn; cannot be lowered past 1, cannot block under 1 damage). Summoning: IIIII
[N] Rinon Raidynas: 121,000/185,000 Effective HP. ʃwɑː stɹaɪkfɔɹs: III fənɛtɪk dɛvəsteɪʃən: IIIIII Action: Attack! Schwas: 10,000/10,000 HP x10.
[N] Sukard: 155,000/250,000 HP. Action: Attack the Duke of Flies!
[N] Christmas Tree: 100,000/100,00 HP. Gives +1 to all entity charges of a specific faction. +1,000 HP to all entities while alive. Gifts: 0/6
[GS] 1st ESFB Engineers: 44,000/75,000 HP. Tele-Sapper: III. Obsidian Stronghold: IIIII. Extremely Evasive (40%). Hyper Evasive (75%) when dodging fatal attacks above 10,000 HP. Weakened! Action: Tele-Sapper on Rootmars! Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance! I
[GS] Vortex Monolith: 53,000/80,000 HP. Gives an entity a Cloak. Cloaking: N/A Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance! I Karmic Barrier: 2/2 ATTACKS.
[GS] Scout Drones: 500/500 HP x25. Evasive (25%) Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance! I
[GS] Sniper Drones: 500/500 HP x25. Deals piercing damage, ignoring armor and bodyguards of all kinds (barring a Godmodders because they're cheaters). Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance! I
[GS] Shock Drones: 1000/1000 HP x20. Thunderstorm: III Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance! I
[GS] BA Slasher: 40,000/40,000 HP. Copy Power!
[GS] Dark Bowser: 0/38,500 HP. Attacks cannot miss nor fail for ANY reason except countering-cannot dodge for ANY reason barring being taken off the entity list. Unable to act until the Dark Star Core is returned!
[GS] Dark Star Core: 60,000/60,000 HP. Tentacles: 6,000/6,000 HP x3. Bodyguarding the Core! Glasses: 9,600/9,600 x2. 2 random Tentacles have 100% dodge chance while either is alive (doesn't stack!) Double-target. I WILL BE HAVING THE ESCAPE! IIIII
[GS] John: 20/20 HP. Soul of the Captain: IIIII (Minicrits, +2 Armor) Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance! I
AZ Damage: 42,000/50,000
PZ Damage: 42,000/50,000
H Damage: 16,000/50,000
[AZ] Sp00pinator: 138,000/300,000 HP. Lunge of sp00p: II sp00py shield: IIIII Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIII ULTIMATE: Sp00py Scary...: IIIIIIIIIII
[AZ] Rootmars: 42,000/200,000 HP. Invulnerable to non-airborn entities, unless they have a way of hitting that far up...
Mini-UFO's: 27,000/27,000 HP x1; 14,000/13,000 HP x1. Piolted by a Martian Rookie each! Independence Day: II
Martian Rookies: 5,000/5,000 HP x2.
[AZ] Salt: 112,000/215,000 HP. Doubles distance gains/losses! TRAVELLER RETURNING: III
[AZ] Muffet the Spider: 100,000/180,000 HP. Can take +1s in exchange for healing items. Charges: 21/40. Synchronized Dance: 10 charge. Tea Party: 20 charge. Spider Muffin: 40 charge. Spiders: 5,000/5,000 HP x3.
[AZ] Baneblade: 7/8 Hull Points. 13/12/11. Easier to damage from the sides and back; harder to hit as well, though. Tank Shock: II
[AZ] Shard of the Drakon: 190,000/210,000 HP. Deals Double damage to Ice/Snow entities and entities weak to Sunlight! Starbeam: III Drakon Constelation: IIIII
-Behold, the absense of space where General Tor's Mechsuit was!-
[AZ] Wraith: 100,000/100,000 HP. Super Evasive (40%). Cannot attack; Can Scan to gather information about any entity. Action: already done! (Scan Twitchy)
[PZ] Spore Cannon: 72,000/133,000 HP. Anti-Air. Action: Focus on AZ entities (standing!)
[PZ] Instant Raman Army (Regiment): 1,000/1,000 HP x55. Crits on any food-related summon. Action: Focus on AZ entities (standing!)
[PZ] The Duke of Flies: 100,000/150,000 HP. Spawns Flies to do the majority of its damage.
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 17/20 HP. Has 1 Armor.
[PZ] Tombstones: 28,800/30,000 HP x1; 9,600/30,000 x1. Bodyguarding the Disembodied Heart!
[PZ-BOSS] The Chief: 603,000/1,000,000 HP. Donut Mess: IIII. Aspect of Decay: IIIIIIII. Hat: 275,000/400,000 HP. Top Off: IIIDefending Twitchy! Has 2 Bombs! Paralyzed: II
[-GATEKEEPER-][PZ-BOSS]Twitchy, the Hivemind Incarnate: 566,000/616,000 HP; Can Draw; Attacks can stun, Double Action! Alchemical: III Hivemind: IIIII. Currently shielded by the Red Array of Death! Low Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 HP x1; 61,000/86,000 HP x1; Anti-Ground. Medium Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 x2; High Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 x1; 67,000/86,000 HP x1; Anti-Air. Disembodied Hands: 166,000/166,000 HP x3 (2nd, 3rd, 4th); 35,000/166,000 HP x1 (1st); Can Draw. Red Array of Death: Shielding Twitchy! Disembodied Heart: 158,000/300,000 HP. Spawns enemies! Can only spawn hands if any are dead!
[PZ] Twitchy's Deck of Cards: 7/9. Discard Pile: 2 of Clubs, 2 of Hearts. Card Selection: III
[AZ-γ] Godmodder477: 28/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 123/150 HP. Behind the Barrier-Invulnerable! Leaning on a Plunger Detonator...
Distance to Yggdrasil: 4000. Locked until the gatekeeper is dead!
The Armory (in the spoilers)
[||||] The Power Cleaner: RECHARGING. Owner: Bomber57 [AZ]
[|||||] The Zeroth Ball: RECHARGING. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[||||]Traho: READY. Owner: The_Topazian [AZ]
[|||||||]Mask of Agony: READY. Owner: Hezetor [AZ]
[RP AND ATTACKS]
"This is a pretty looking serve- oh, that's the Godmodder. And that's another godmodder. And they're at war. And she seems stronger. If I work with her, I might be able to gain some level of godmodding power."
I take a tuba and hook it up to a set of amplifiers so loud, it creates a shock wave that lasts for about a mile, then start blowing on it as loudly as I can. The shock wave rebounds off the barrier, creating a pair of shock waves that slam straight into Richard.
"Hey Richard. And you guys working with Richard, as well as the group with the green aura, and basically anyone who opposes the godmodder in black, prepare to die."
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS]
Gott est Tott 1/13
Charge Abomination 2/10
Spell Matrix 1/25
Coin Holder && Spring = Coin Launcher (1/??)
Railgun && Esper's Brain = ESP Railgun (1/??)
[BREAKDOWN AND OOC]
(I figured that I might as well make my entrance as it's the 8th of January in my timezone so hi. In case it wasn't clear, I join PZ.)
My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
[AA]: Mookrush.
[PZ]: A paradox a day keeps continued existence away.
[GM]: Welcome to Pain and Suffering. (pls join)
Don't call yourself that. Don't.
That's Richard's username. Suffice to say, that is not a good username to have. I have the feeling Tazz would have Richard just outright kill you for that, even assuming you don't get shot down by GM fiat and forced to change your moniker. So yeah, I recommend you don't use that username.
This guy's reading DTG2, how could he think this was a good idea?!
Crystal, stay out of my nullposts!
Okay, okay...
/null.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
...
He ate the bread that he made from stone
He fell from the Temple, never broke a bone
Bowed down to the Emperor and watched as former King was overthrown
He sits alone on his throne.
Statement: You can be a godmodder and RP, You can't take Richard's name or the suffering of a thousand Demonhead Mobster Kingpins from all sides shall crush you into some skin fragments and some chunky salsa
He ate the bread that he made from stone
He fell from the Temple, never broke a bone
Bowed down to the Emperor and watched as former King was overthrown
He sits alone on his throne.
What...
Chat messages are spamming with Twitch Reaction Emotes and others like...
Some Minecraft Player: Dat is Richie's Username?!?!
Angry Minecrafter:
KappaKappaKappa101: You cannot have Richard's username because, it's not yours
COA, you do not have Richard's username or Hundreds of Terrors and some Creations like my Terrors crushes you to death
/OOC
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
It's a novelty username that I took IRL that I forgot to start writing a roleplay around and forgot that name was suicidal in DTG.
/null
My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
[AA]: Mookrush.
[PZ]: A paradox a day keeps continued existence away.
[GM]: Welcome to Pain and Suffering. (pls join)
Well, seems like the hiatus is nearly over.
Also, welcome OldSithRevan, Francisco, and consumer of all!
/null
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
Call me Revan or Revanite, that's what most people call me.
Thank you very much. It's great to be here.
I found out about the null. I am a idiot.
He ate the bread that he made from stone
He fell from the Temple, never broke a bone
Bowed down to the Emperor and watched as former King was overthrown
He sits alone on his throne.
Oh cool I still have a post left.
I browse meme sites, researching the new memes. One can never have enough meme knowledge.
The Nearly Incomplete Certainly Extremely Memey with Extra Meme Explosives (Or NICEMEME, for short) 13/20
All the Snakes. All of them. 10/50
Meme Gun && Radiation from the sun = Praise the Sun 4/9
+1 Leonstar
+1 Twin
+1 Revan
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Hey, i'm not opposing UserZero over there.
It's just the system I use to determine who gets my stuff never gets used by her forces.
That's not even remotely subtle.
/null
You're a welcoming person... just saying.
Anyhow, we're in the home stretch, and Tazz should be able to update soon! I met Consumer back on Acolyte, and he's pretty smart and interested (currently reading DTG2). I guess I'll be opposing him this time around for the sake of not causing a time paradox, but considering what's back there, he might have some leverage over me in the future...
/null
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
It is not like if there were people who did not read some pages of dtg2
I remember reading the 400 first pages then disliking card(P(P(P(P(P(P(P(P(P(P(P(P(P(P(P(P(P(P(P(P(P(P(P(P(R)))))))))))))))))))))))))(Because infinity is a small number used by people who does not knows Georges Cantor) times the way the scenario of the game evolved under the effect of players and of the things the GM did read(like homestuck which I would have liked to never have seen it come in this game) (100% matter of personal preference and I know that the players liked that so the GM was probably right to do that. It simply stopped to be the kind of scenario I liked but it stayed a great game)
However I love the beginning of dtg2 and most of dtg1 (I think that TT2000 is a really good GM)/null
13/50 HyperStorm (+1 from nullitor, +1 from hector)
1/10 {REDACTED}
1/50 XCOM base
+3 hector
5/11 Ender Acid Burst
2/9 Ender Armor || Adaptive Armor = Tele-Interdiction Armor
2/9 EXOS Cyber Arm && Scout Drone = Drone Controlling Cyber Arm
My Action: Because I feel exhausted after a 2 week break, I create a Christmas tree on the battlefield.
Christmas Tree [N]: 25000/25000 HP. Festive Aura: Active. Gifts: 0
The tree has 2 effects. First off, its Festive Aura gives all entities in the battle minor healing and a minor damage penalty (all entities recover 1000 HP per round, and deal 10% less damage). Secondly, it creates 1d6 gifts at the end of each round. Players can unwrap a gift as an action to gain a random alchemy of level 1-5 (whatever Tazz makes up).
*The mechsuit looks up from reading a book*
The 20 day hiatus ends now!
I think!
/null
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Christmas Tree summon count: 3
/null
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
No it's not.
It never ends.
I sit at a table, sipping on coffee, there's a small plate of seaweed lies next to a large plate of dried salted fish, free for anyone to take some if they walked up. "Maybe I'll get Earth food next time." There really isn't much for me to do while I wait for the battlefield to unfreeze, so I do it for most of the frozen time.
Upon noticing that whatever time interference was in effect is fading, I dismiss the table, the remaining food vanishing with it. "Finally, time is moving again, things like that are a lot more frustrating than they were before I intervened"
/null
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
"Would you like some Sushi? It's very similar to the meal you are currently eating.
PORTAL, AWAY!"
Plates of sushi fall in front of Mythiczoologist.
/null
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
You all snap back to your senses after witnessing what must have been the most epic, yet simultaniously lacking, series of attacks this game has ever seen. Coming out of nowhere, Santa Claus himself suddenly came to the battlefield and attempted to kill UserZero for the [REDACTED]th time, as per his final holly jolly delivery this and every christmas.
What followed was a long, long battle that put literally all of Dragonball Z to shame.
Sadly, for his incredible skill, Santa Claus could not, in fact, even scratch UserZero, even though she stepped out the barrier, and at the end of the day, UserZero literally held Santa Claus'es severed head above hers, roaring triumphantly at her [REDATCED]th victory over Saint Nick.
Normally there would be an interesting series of expositions here, but instead we had a DBZ battle between UserZero and Santa Claus. In the process, the rampant smashing of preasents caused a +5 bonus to spill out onto the battlefield, granting +5 for each charge. Huzzah!
Coffee && Dragon Scale = Dragon Coffee (Level 2: 1/3)
You flashstep through the crowd, forgetting a critical step to swing your sword, but nevertheless trampling over a soldier in the Instant Raman Army for 5,000 damage!
7,000 damage to the Chief!
Solar Flare: It's a flare gun, painted all yellow and shining a glow. It's hot to the touch, except around the handle. Pull the trigger, and a miniature sun goes out. It's a flare, sure, but it's shooting MINIATURE SUNS, so this thing is an excellent weapon all its own.
You do a distracting dance! UserZero and Richard are both too enthralled by your mad skills, and one of them (the other will notice and snap out of it) will be vulnerable to the next attack made on them.
I constitute the horrible lack of lore knoweldge in this post as an attack on Twitchy herself, and////OH-MY-GOSH-YOU-ARE-WOW-UH-RP-ADIVCE-KNUCKLEHEAD-TRY-NOT-TO-UH-OK-NO-NO-ADVICE-CANT-THINK-OF-ANY-AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAFKLIFYHIAFUGAIYU//// does roughly 50,000 damage DIRECTLY to her, because quite literally that was the most uninformed speech ever, so uninformed it hurt. Don't expect that to work twice-that was only because that was spectacular, and while I'm at it, spectacularly bad. Azrael doesn't come because it's that spectacuarly bad.
Of course, this has...Downsides, because the revelation regarding your outlook on entities has disgusted a few allies of yours. Dark Bowser and the Dark Star Core quite literally get so sick at the fact that you BASICALLY said they didn't exist and don't count as 'people' by the proxy of the very alive Barkley (they were briefed, somehow), not 'being a person' and go rogue, defecting to the GS faction! Yes, you just disgusted basically living evil. They shift targets to the strongest AZ entitiy (forgot who's on the field right now, will edit later)! Meanwhile, your mechsuit suddenly vanishes-no, it did NOT get destroyed and you are still free to attack, AND still have your Spider Donuts, BUT it appears as if someone ELSE got offended and will be coming back with it later. Way to go.
UserZero: wow.
UserZero: wow, i am actually offended by that. somehow. if only by ignorance.
UserZero: "The only person he's killed was not even a person, but a super powered version of a video game representation of a real-life person."
UserZero: ...seriously?
UserZero: what about the scores of other entities thrown at him? they were alive. barkley himself-or his 'superpowered videogame representation' was definitely alive and separate from the barkley you're referring to as 'real.'
UserZero: i mean, let's be real, i'm a total sociopath with permanent mania disorder or something, hemomania, and a fondness for violence that basically makes this the perfect arrangement.
UserZero: but i didn't expect such a tendency out of you of all people, the so-called guardian of the happy end. the most 'heroic' person here doesn't even think of his copatriot entities as living. perhaps this is why i didn't bother with diplomacy-i, in my foresight, realized that no-one would try the peaceful solution, least of all tuba boy, who would trick you into this even if i didn't declare open hostilities, and thus declared open hostilities?
UserZero: or is that ignorance i smell? no, i think this is ignorance!
UserZero: and if that's ignorance, i wonder how much the narrative has manipulated your views of existence up until this point, that you really believed that.
UserZero: it's pretty easy to manipulate things when you're an omnipresent, omniscient watcher who's flows and ebbs are practically invisible, especially since-ap.
UserZero: Spoilers.
UserZero: but, i will say this: the detonator will blow up something important and BIG if pressed. not saying what. that's Spoilers too, but i guarantee you that if you just let it happen, you're going to be rethinking this whole fight.
Wraith summoned! He'll do as you say! I'll give you the first report immediately: the Disembodied Heart will only spawn in new Disembodied Hands if any are gone from a total of four. Twitchy MUST abandon the Red Array of Death if all four are dead and cannot use it again...So if all four are killed in the same turn, Twitchy will have to abandon the Red Ring of Death permanently because, look, no hands-even if they're respawned in. Twitchy cannot heal the hands directly-only through her random cards. Alchemical, to patch up a potential weakness, spawns in a new Disembodied Heart BUT can only be used if there isn't one already, which is why she's not using it. That's all he's got for you.
To make the upcoming tactics easier, the hands will now be labeled as 1, 2, 3, 4!
////WOW-WAY-TO-GO!-YOU-MADE-THIS-FIGHT-A-LOT-EASIER-FOR-EVERYONE!-I-AM-NOT-ON-YOUR-SIDE-BUT-CONGRATS!////
Geometry Dash Blocks && Rage Blade = Polygon Madness (Level 8: 1/9)
So, Samus Is A Girl? Heh. Very well then.
4,000 damage to the Chief!
UserZero:...screw it.
She immediately offers you 5 charge tokens. That's basically +50. Number 2 suddenly becomes very relevant.
UserZero: take it or leave it, whatever works. i like having allies.
13,000 damage to the Chief!
+6,000 HP to Salt! Glad to know.
They get horribly offended by your throwing them into a bin! They take 14,000 damage from teh rage, but also get minicrits for this turn from the rage!
The Chief's Hat is frozen! Shame it's unable to attack normally...
You shatter the ice! Minicritted 8,000 damage to the Chief!
No HP is restored, but it IS cured from the burn!
They will do as you say!
Quantum Infinitet: 8DInfinity. This is basially a Paradox waiting to happen.
Module || Sistema di autoguida avanzato = Modula di autoguida avanzato (Level 5 1/6)
Infinity sided die && Matrice limitativa = Infinite Improbability Drive (Level -1: 1/-1)
Ah, the rare case of an item that probably should be left to NOT be an alchemy! Let's be clear, you can use pretty much everything under the sun already; alchemization means only a small damage boost and some more...Official notificiation in rare instances (IE, Throne of the Skies giving the Airborn passive).
Infinite Improbability Drive && Matrice limitativa = Super-stabilized Infinite Improbability Drive (Level -1: 1/-1)
I'm sensing a trend here: paradox-making things and limiting items combined make for very, very broken abilities.
The Chief starts breakdancing so hard he breaks his sides! 7,000 damage!
OK then, just checking.
UserZero nods in approval.
19,000 damage to Rootmars!
UserZero: I have ways to circumvent this glaring hole in the plan, you know.
UserZero: Robots, for instance, have their AI. If that's damaged, well, it's just like shooting the brain of a zombie!
UserZero: you are NOT immortal.
UserZero: The Narrative gave you convenient immortality. THAT can be circumvented.
UserZero:...jeez i'm getting a bit worked up over this.
UserZero cannot be harmed, she's behind the barrier! Your attempts fail!
Good news: it's not the 30th of December anymore! Huzzah! In any case, 21,000 damage to the G.S. Alpha-Omega!
Energy Condenser && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Energy Condenser Module (Level 5: 1/6)
17,000 damage to the Chief's Hat!
You copy...His hatred of Mibibli.
I didn't say this power was exclusively beneficial.
REgardless, 9,000 damage to the Chief! You alerady inspected the Quantum infinitet!
24,000 damage! The cult seems rather unhinged...Better take note of this.
Sorry, she's not. She'll act autonomously this turn, though. Derp!
...noted.
Your Mech has been stolen, so you didn't use the Spider Donuts, so Muffet doesn't give you anymore! 8,000 damage to the 1st Disembodied Hand!
Christmas Tree II Bomb: Trojan Tree (Level 4: 3/5)
#itsalljustajoke
Santa already came, and UserZero already killed him.
14,000 damage to the Chief!
Uh, what...I think you need to explain that, REALLY well.
2,000 damage to the Tombstone! +2,000 HP to the Vortex Monolith!
Psyche Focus: A belated description for the self-same. All sarcasm aside, this is a crystal hovering over a triangular 'Y' stick, like a slingshot. It's indigo, glowing and emits psionic power. YOu can lock a psionic signature to this, allowing you to use psionic powers in a radius from the location at extensive distances-by which I mean, anywhere within the universe. Between universes is beyond its capabilities, but that's still very powerful.
The Annoying Dog was summoned by an AZ player, is controlled by said player, is not attacking AZ entities...Really, it's just AZ with a Neutral skin.
Richard HAS heard of Segeta Sanshiro, and as I can say his name without the gorilla censor kicking in, he can certainly make a turret...Of course, he's too distracted by the distracting dance to do either of these things, and Segeta beats him for 3 damage!...Then he realizes he plays his Sega Saturn, and backs off forever.
UserZero is particalized by the Weath ray! However, the WEath ray is basically a laser that makes a ton of portals...And they have to go SOMEWHERE. in this case, it's in the internal systems of your drones AFTER they've collected the Reverse Wood, allowing her to hijack them from EXOS and steal the Wood for later use.
You fail to lengthen his name, but you randomly give him a minicrit, boosted to a full crit due to the Soul of the Captain!
+5,000 HP to the lowest-HP AZ entity!
If you're wondering: I removed your last post because it was a double-post and basically should have been nulled.
UserZero already did! Huzzah! Your mission accomplished, you loot an extra +1 to both charges from his corpse.
A whooping total of 50,000 damage to the Duke of Flies!
(Paper && Rose Red Ink) || (Potion of Instant Health && Potion of Regeneration && Golden Apple) = Glyph of Life (Level 8: 1/9)
(Paper && Lapis Lazui Ink) || (Thuamic Node && Bottled Mana) = Glyph of Mana (Level 6: 1/7)
The Raman army fend off the flying sphagetti monster with ease! Such beats are common on their homeworld, and spear-throwing practice is made killing them. Sukard drinks the potion; +5,000 HP to Sukard!
Depends, can you define what you mean by Context?
! || ?? = Source of Confusion (Level 10 - 1/11)
...Congradulations, you must now figure out what a ! and a ?? is.
NEW: (Baseball Cap || Soda Drink Hat Experimental Liquid Manipulator) && Fanta && Pineapple Fanta && Rasberry Fanta && Kirk's Lemonade && Kirk's Creaming Soda && Kirk's Passito && Kirk's Ginger Ale && Solo && Coke && Diet Coke && Vanilla Coke && Mountain Dew && Tab = Sodarayg (Level 10 - 1/11)
The hands react in disgust! They WERE the hands of a very, well, religious mother. The weakest Hand (which will be the 1st) takes 5,000 damage, but they counter by grabbing you and smashing you into the Annoying Dog like a club, dealing 5,000 damage to him as well!
#adinfinitum
The intensity of the machine is enough to give the 1st Disembodied Hand 15,000 damage!
#heisunworthy
They're technically already undead, but the cuts nevertheless deal 10,000 damage to the 1st Disembodied Hand!
I already responded to this. Welcome back, Leonstar0! Your clubbing a tree has randomly granted you +1 to both charges due to the resource gathering!
...For people thinking about this; this is a rare event.
#constantsandvariables
Rough guide for you: You are manually AZ (meaning the blue team) and you want to defeat the PZs (red team) and the GS (sea-green team). There's also the neutrals and hostiles to watch out for. You do stuff with creativity, in all that you do; the more creative, the more potent, with cheap one-liners offering nothing while incredibly complex creative assaults deal tons. You can charge to make certain actions much more potent, summon entities, and the like. But for now, I'd focus on just attacking anything with a [BOSS] tag next to it and any of its components.
#[REDACTED]
You shield the Vortex Monolith! However, it's not very strong, to the point where, realistically, you'll probably have two attacks hit it before it destroys the barrier.
UserZero welcomes you happily! Apparently dark elvan mages are extremely dangerous. Even more than what you'd think.
Sadly, Richard literally stops time to slap your lips together and make you temporarily forget the words you were going to say, stopping you cold!
8,000 damage to the G.F. Alpha Omega!
The Flamestriker: This thing fires freaking flamestrikes. Enjoy one of the best clears in Hearthstone being able to be consistently fired from a gun!
Killing Spree: KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL.
You're late to the party on defending Richard this time...But you deal 18,000 damage to the Chief!
Welcome, Revan! Your sudden entry deals 15,000 damage directly to teh Chief, focused to a mean 30,000!
UserZero is fist-pumping she is enjoying this sudden surge of recruits so much. Welcome, ConsumerOfAll!
Richard cringes at the tubas, but remembers his therapy sessions with Kanera, and immediately leaps into action to destroy the Tuba before it even starts playing!
Also: I'll say this much, TECHNICALLY this would only lightly inconvenience Richard and force him onto an alt (like Godmodder007 or something) but REALLY, you probably shouldn't try that. MAJOR disrespect.
#[REDACTED]
Hrm, so it appears we may need to clear new bosses to get new hashtag readings.
#[REDACTED]
Jeez, it feels like you've really read into this thread, haven't you. Also, please no double posting, ever, and remember your /nulls for posts you don't want me to count, please.
Welp, at least you know for the future!
...This is disturbing. You find out about a meme regarding some 'Nekochromia.' Some kind of Sue, though-you bet some poor saps have been brainwashed by the Sueren Song.
You live in Fiction, this was going to come up eventually.
There's already a christmas tree, so you buff the standing one with these effects!
it must end it must end it must end it's gotta end pit please tell me it ends-
...That wasn't me.
UserZero: RRHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!!! SUCK IT NICK!!!!!
UserZero dunks Santa Claus'es head into the stump that was his neck, obviously far too pleased with her [REDACTED]th consecutive Santa Claus kill.
UserZero: THE SPIRIT OF CHIRSTMAS CANNOT STOP ME!!!
UserZero: THIS IS THE LAST TIME THIS'LL HAPPEN, NICK, I SWEAR IT!!!!!
UserZero: YOU'VE GOTTEN OWNED, YOU OLD GORILLA!!! GIT GUD!!!
UserZero: YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
UserZero: HOW DOES IT FEEL, NICK?! HOW DOES IT FEEEEEEEEEEEL?!!?!
UserZero: EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
UserZero: ...deep breaths, hera...deep breaths...
UserZero-aka Hera (really?!), takes a small break to stop screaming. The roars have honestly made every entity skip their turns; even the Christmas tree has done nothing!
UserZero:...let me tell you something.
UserZero: tuba boy, take note, though the rest of you, take note twice.
UserZero: if someone keeps trying to kill you, over and over and over again.
UserZero: no matter what their reasons are, no matter how skilled or potent they are.
UserZero: ...you'd be peeved at 'em too.
UserZero: ...worse than peeved, actually. that old man's been on my rear since...heck, i lost count.
UserZero: but, whatever! gotta suck it up and bear it, don't i? as well as you lot! i've got the major advantage and tuba boy's close to half-dead!
UserZero: btw, offer still stands as long as twitchy's alive-unconditional surrender, or we continue this pointless conflict-AND i get to blow up something that makes sure we get the tone straight between us.
UserZero: i'm honestly considering the fact you lot-NOT tuba boy, just, you lot- might actually kill me, and that's not on my list of things to do, so...
UserZero: yeah!
Richard +2s Revan and Talist; UserZero +3s all of her Pro-Zero allies. Santa's corpse fades into red, tilts 90 degrees, and vanishes; because nothing really bad happened to the GS entities this turn, the Obisidan barricades do not vanish.
Terrain: Crystalline Mountains of Massiveness. Airborn enemies take a -10% evasiveness penalty. Rootmars can be hit by non-flying entities. 10% Chance to shield attacks against AZ entities.
Weather: Horrible Noise. 20% chance to stop an entity's attack during their move.
[AZ?] sans: ???. arrival: iiiiiiiiii
[N] 1st Gateway: Indestructible. TECHNICALLY. Control panel: HP:20,000 (Guarded by Energy Shield). Energy Shield: HP 50,000/50,000 HP (+10,000 per turn; cannot be lowered past 1, cannot block under 1 damage). Summoning: IIIII
[N] Sukard: 155,000/250,000 HP. Action: Attack the Duke of Flies!
[N] Christmas Tree: 100,000/100,00 HP. Gives +1 to all entity charges of a specific faction. +1,000 HP to all entities while alive. Gifts: 0/6
[GS] 1st ESFB Engineers: 44,000/75,000 HP. Tele-Sapper: III. Obsidian Stronghold: IIIII. Extremely Evasive (40%). Hyper Evasive (75%) when dodging fatal attacks above 10,000 HP. Weakened! Action: Tele-Sapper on Rootmars! Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance! I
[GS] Vortex Monolith: 53,000/80,000 HP. Gives an entity a Cloak. Cloaking: N/A Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance! I Karmic Barrier: 2/2 ATTACKS.
[GS] Scout Drones: 500/500 HP x25. Evasive (25%) Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance! I
[GS] Sniper Drones: 500/500 HP x25. Deals piercing damage, ignoring armor and bodyguards of all kinds (barring a Godmodders because they're cheaters). Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance! I
[GS] Shock Drones: 1000/1000 HP x20. Thunderstorm: III Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance! I
[GS] BA Slasher: 40,000/40,000 HP. Copy Power!
[GS] Dark Bowser: 0/38,500 HP. Attacks cannot miss nor fail for ANY reason except countering-cannot dodge for ANY reason barring being taken off the entity list. Unable to act until the Dark Star Core is returned!
[GS] Dark Star Core: 60,000/60,000 HP. Tentacles: 6,000/6,000 HP x3. Bodyguarding the Core! Glasses: 9,600/9,600 x2. 2 random Tentacles have 100% dodge chance while either is alive (doesn't stack!) Double-target. I WILL BE HAVING THE ESCAPE! IIIII
[GS] John: 20/20 HP. Soul of the Captain: IIIII (Minicrits, +2 Armor) Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance! I
AZ Damage: 42,000/50,000
PZ Damage: 42,000/50,000
H Damage: 16,000/50,000
[AZ] Sp00pinator: 138,000/300,000 HP. Lunge of sp00p: II sp00py shield: IIIII Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIII ULTIMATE: Sp00py Scary...: IIIIIIIIIII
[AZ] Rootmars: 42,000/200,000 HP. Invulnerable to non-airborn entities, unless they have a way of hitting that far up...
Mini-UFO's: 27,000/27,000 HP x1; 14,000/13,000 HP x1. Piolted by a Martian Rookie each! Independence Day: II
Martian Rookies: 5,000/5,000 HP x2.
[AZ] Salt: 112,000/215,000 HP. Doubles distance gains/losses! TRAVELLER RETURNING: III
[AZ] Muffet the Spider: 100,000/180,000 HP. Can take +1s in exchange for healing items. Charges: 21/40. Synchronized Dance: 10 charge. Tea Party: 20 charge. Spider Muffin: 40 charge. Spiders: 5,000/5,000 HP x3.
[AZ] Baneblade: 7/8 Hull Points. 13/12/11. Easier to damage from the sides and back; harder to hit as well, though. Tank Shock: II
[AZ] Shard of the Drakon: 190,000/210,000 HP. Deals Double damage to Ice/Snow entities and entities weak to Sunlight! Starbeam: III Drakon Constelation: IIIII
-Behold, the absense of space where General Tor's Mechsuit was!-
[AZ] Wraith: 100,000/100,000 HP. Super Evasive (40%). Cannot attack; Can Scan to gather information about any entity. Action: already done! (Scan Twitchy)
[AZ] Hezetor: 20/20. 1 Armor. Airborn. Capable of Copying Deceased Entities! Copied: Phantom Walker (Occasional Agony Stacks), Crodidibli (Mibibli focus (inactive)), Crocidibli (Levitator Enforcer: IIII).
[PZ] G.F. Alpha-Omega: 111,000/150,000 HP. Airborn. Cannons: 8x3,000 HP. Wrap-up: IIII
[PZ] Spore Cannon: 72,000/133,000 HP. Anti-Air. Action: Focus on AZ entities (standing!)
[PZ] Instant Raman Army (Regiment): 1,000/1,000 HP x55. Crits on any food-related summon. Action: Focus on AZ entities (standing!)
[PZ] The Duke of Flies: 100,000/150,000 HP. Spawns Flies to do the majority of its damage.
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 17/20 HP. Has 1 Armor.
[PZ] Tombstones: 28,800/30,000 HP x1; 9,600/30,000 x1. Bodyguarding the Disembodied Heart!
[PZ-BOSS] The Chief: 603,000/1,000,000 HP. Donut Mess: IIII. Aspect of Decay: IIIIIIII. Hat: 275,000/400,000 HP. Top Off: III Defending Twitchy! Has 2 Bombs! Paralyzed: II
[-GATEKEEPER-][PZ-BOSS] Twitchy, the Hivemind Incarnate: 566,000/616,000 HP; Can Draw; Attacks can stun, Double Action! Alchemical: III Hivemind: IIIII. Currently shielded by the Red Array of Death! Low Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 HP x1; 61,000/86,000 HP x1; Anti-Ground. Medium Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 x2; High Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 x1; 67,000/86,000 HP x1; Anti-Air. Disembodied Hands: 166,000/166,000 HP x3 (2nd, 3rd, 4th); 35,000/166,000 HP x1 (1st); Can Draw. Red Array of Death: Shielding Twitchy! Disembodied Heart: 158,000/300,000 HP. Spawns enemies! Can only spawn hands if any are dead!
[PZ] Twitchy's Deck of Cards: 7/9. Discard Pile: 2 of Clubs, 2 of Hearts. Card Selection: III
[AZ-γ] Godmodder477: 28/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 123/150 HP. Behind the Barrier-Invulnerable! Leaning on a Plunger Detonator...
Distance to Yggdrasil: 4000. Locked until the gatekeeper is dead!
The Armory (in the spoilers)
[||||] The Power Cleaner: RECHARGING. Owner: Bomber57 [AZ]
[|||||] The Zeroth Ball: RECHARGING. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[||||] Traho: READY. Owner: The_Topazian [AZ]
[|||||||] Mask of Agony: READY. Owner: Hezetor [AZ]