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The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
5/20/2014
Posts:
60
Location:
Defending my castle
Minecraft:
dandeman13
Member Details
The Hidden Rogue 11/50
Chaos Envelops 12/25
Hyperstorm Boss 5/50
+1 to nulitor
+1 to crusher
+1 to NinjaV
Essence of Corruption && The Forge Stoker = ? (Level ?: 4/?)
Scalding Holy Water 000 Essence of Corruption = ? (Level ?: 4/?)
John takes out a big stick and start beating a knife cluster with it. However, due to the soul of the captain it turns into a large ship... Then a donut which I begin to eat. It tastes like hamburgers. Then I realize it IS a hamburger. Then I slap the hamburger and it explodes into the knife cluster, while they start eating it with a nice spot of tea...
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anacrhonism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1:
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1
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@Tazz Please remember that Hezetor still has +1 armor and airborne.
What are the bonus of airborne anyway?
After his trip to space Hezetor returns to the battlefield and... wait a second, if there are orbital defenses how is possible that I never saw them attack him? Well... let's just say that... he somehow dodged all of them.
After returning to the battlefield Hezetor tries to copy Phantom Walker abilities again, in order to gain double action (2 full action per post seems like a good thing to me) or the +5 armor, of course positioning his new power in slot 2.
Rootmars will try to attack the chief with his immense psychic powers.
Each of the rookers will teleport on one of his ears and fire many terrible spores inside his auditory system.
The mini-UFOs will move around the chief and starts firing on his head possibly aiming at his eyes.
I call in a fashion consultant, seeing how dreadful the Chief looks. Frowning disapprovingly, the fashion consultant decides that the Chief's hat simply WILL NOT DO. It needed a certain... spice, something somewhat modern. Sprucing it up with some metal bits and pieces of technology, the fashion consultant declares it "perfect". Turns out, the fashion consultant was...
...
...
...a bad fashion consultant. The Chief now hates his hat. But it still protects him from the sun, I guess. That was, until it blew up in his face.
The Heavy Class Commandment is my most powerful weapon right now, and flexible enough to be consistently useful. Still using Archer form, launch a rapier like bolt that explodes upon impact at G.F. Alpha-Omega's cannons, or should there be none left, the G.F. A-O itself. MZ: Just fall already.
Entity orders:
I'm all alone right now.
- - - Usually the edge of what's relevant - - -
Inventory:
Nemean Jacket [Level 10] [Equipped]
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9]
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Probably used up?)
Lacrima 23/25: There's something to be said about a power that lifts all its restrictions and costs for so little. Touching a ghost’s anchor, being in the City or a realm of the dead, or when your target is a ghost. But the best reason is that those same restrictions are lifted in times of true desperation, when failure would lead to ruin or death, or when protecting something you truly care about.
MZ: Can't get much more desperate than when we're risking a time crash, now can we?
Yet Another Magical Bird 11/15 (+2 from talist): These feathers get all over the place.
Shield-bearer 9/20: I'm willing to provide party support.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
2/7/2014
Posts:
72
Location:
The Mindscape
Minecraft:
Irecreeper
Member Details
=Turn One=
(10 / 30) Armistyx: Rapture Mode (+3 from FBSN)
+2 to Insert
+1 to FBSN
=Alchemy=
Ia! Ia! (Level 10: 11/11) -> COMPLETE!
The Flamestriker (Level 8: 7/9)
Killing Spree (Level 8: 7/9)
=Command=
Muffet is... stunned. Her Spider allies will attempt to bonk Twitchy on a non-specific part.
=Action=
I decide to go deep undercover, at the place where the Chief works; Zombiecorp Security. My mission: to get the Chief fired.
Zombiecorp Security is a massive complex that attracts zombies from all around the world; zombies who wish to do more than spook passing players come here to get a fine job of security. One of the joining zombies happens to the the Chief. Sneaking in with a crack team of operatives, me and two other players break into Zombiecorp. We have the generic leader role of me, the hacker called AllYourBase, and the special spooky spectre person, terranOperative. We sneak in through a passing truck, carrying supplies for the company.
All of us quickly roll behind cover the moment we exit the truck; namely, behind a dumpster. I give a signal, and we all jump into a vent, totally unnoticed. We crawl up towards the area that handles employee records. AllYourBase drops down from a vent, and tranqs the zombie stationed to guard that area. terranOperative promptly dismembers him silently (while doing a quiet laugh), and I stand near a computer terminal. AllYourBase then accesses said terminal, and gives me access to the Chief's personal records. I then take over, writing in several lies and scandals that he's done. Namely, I add things saying that he's scammed money out of his employers, stole far too many company doughnuts and lied and has a history of murdering people; even fellow co-workers, in bloody and brutal fashions. However, as I finish typing these in, a zombie casually walks into the room, and spots AllYourBase. Before anything can happen. terranOperative lunges towards the zombie, and promptly dismembers it in a slow and bloody fashion.
AllYourBase facepalms, then proceeds to hide the bodies in the vents. We then go back through said vents, and eventually crawl close to the area called "Corporate Offices". Instead of sending the sociopathic spectre, I decide to send in AllYourBase in, with a cloaking device. I hand him a package, and he drops down through a vent, into the office. As it turns out, Zombiecorp is celebrating Christmas, and are doing a Secret Santa gift exchange! And as it turns out, the gifts are being exchanged right now! AllYourBase sights the Chief's present, and quickly swaps it out for his special package; a Sun Grenade. He flees the scene, and sneaks back in through a vent. Watching through a connection on the security cameras from in the vent, I press a button, causing the Sun Grenade to detonate!
The zombies in the zone all freak out as several of them burst into flames, and a miniature sun floats in one of the office cubicles. The zombie who recieved the grenade-holding package quickly explains to the higher-ups that the Chief, the person who was his Secret Santa, tried to murder him with a sun grenade! They go and quickly check his file, and the zombie higher-ups freak out; how did they not know this about one of their employees?
Elsewhere, the zombie who does interviews gets fired.
We then keep crawling through the vents to make it to one last spot; the Donut Storage. Everyone knows that one of the best parts of Zombiecorp are the free doughnuts; some people work there just so they can have a doughnut a day. As I peek in through the vent, I realize that there's lots of guards in the Donut Storage! Fortunately, AllYourBase manages to disable the security systems AND locks down the soundproof Donut Storage, allowing all of us to move in. terranOperative is right at home here, quickly slaughtering zombie guards without a care in the world. I pick a few off with Armistyx sniper rounds, while AllYourBase manipulates other bits of security, like activating sentry turrets and firing them at the guards. Eventually, the room is cleared, and we inject anti-zombie poison into every doughnut in the room. We clear the scene, and before releasing the room from lockdown, we replace the security footage of the incident with a very special one we whipped up before breaking in.
In the footage, the Chief walks into the storage, and starts spamming special attacks on the guards. The guards are swept away, and then in the footage, we show him slowly walking around and injecting every single last doughnut with poison. We then also show him hiding the bodies away in the vents. Moments after replacing the footage, we sneak into the sewers, and promptly disappear from Zombiecorp, never to be seen again. Moments later, all of Zombiecorp reviews the footage and the evidence; everything points to the Chief being guilty here! The bodies being hidden in the vents, his secret santa package, his supposed history of murder; these all cause the high council of Zombiecorp to make a pressing decision. The decision was to fire the Chief, and also send teams to arrest him.
...but let's be honest, the main reason they're trying to arrest him is because he poisoned the doughnuts. Nobody goes THAT far.
I steal and then edit an attack from DTG2, described below in that helpful spoiler.
I do a feint attack at Userzero, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a n00b attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a boat attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a spongebob attack, followed by a feint ACT, followed by a clone attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint nuke attack, followed by a paragraph attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a godmodding attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a garfield attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a real attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack,followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack,followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack,followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack,followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack,followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack,followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack,followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack,followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a CRTL+V attack
i then use the pure shamelessness generated from outright CRTL-Ving a CRTL-V'ed attacked from the previous game, made by the original owner of said game no less, to smite Uzi.
Recipe's of Note======
Gravity Gauntlet > fine = Falls (Level 9 0/10) (in progress)
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
Something Big: 21/50 (+2 from UserZero)
Something Big: 21/50 (+1 from UserZero, +1 from late update)
Something Big: 21/50
Walker, sensing a disturbance in the force, stands and silently allows himself a moment of meditation... then grins as his sword ignites into streams of white plasma, the telltale sounds of a Crossguard Lightsaber being turned on echoing across the battlefield. Reaching out with the Force, he levitates Citrustron into the air, making a crushing motion with his hand. Citrustron's body compresses, crushed by an unseen power. Walker unclenches his hand, then leaps through the air, performing a quick forward flip, bringing the middlemost blade down on Citrustron, slicing a gaping hole straight through the center of the unfortunate being. Not done with his assault, Walker spins around to the left and right, blade cutting Citrustron twice more apart, then he kicks one of Citrustron's now 6-piece body aside and far into the distance. He decides to finish up with a blast of powerful Force Lightning, discharging untold levels of electrical power through Citrustron's pieces, damn near disintegrating the entity in a single blast.
Suddenly, a portal to another dimension opens... and out comes... an instant-army! They're like Instant Noodles! But an army! That is a 1-turn summon! Yeah!
Y uses his psionic powers to conjure up a glorious illusion of a majestic object that his IInformant showed him: The Bowler Hat. The Chief's Hat realizes that all other hats are merely bleak imitations of this beautiful piece of headgear, and spontaneously combusts into green flames.
Y then glues several more crystals onto the Vortex Monolith and healing it before commanding it to conceal the Annoying Dog.
Psyche Focus Complete!
Clear Crystal && Indigo Flames
Eye of Providence Pendant && Indigo Flames
The Goldflamer 4/10
Clear Crystal: A clear, transparent, well-cut crystal. Useful for storing magical or psionical energy, but is currently empty.
I +Assist one of these players (TwinBuilder, Crusher48, Pricey12345, jondanger23, sigmatw or TT2000) who posts next. Feel free to claim it! If no one's claimed it by the next page, whoever pageclaims it takes this +Assist.
I set the sights on the Manaticon Flamesprayer towards Twitchy! Whichever part of him is vulnerable but has the most amount of health is the target of a intermittent barrage of fire bursts, making sure to pause between bursts to keep recoil from gathering, but I hear someone's needs! Just to satisfy Pit, I put up a low-cost Christmas tree. This takes away some of the damage from my attack, but it also makes PitTheAngel's next action more effective!
Hezetor will try to copy abilities from Crocidibli putting the power on slot 3, please give a damage indication and a bit of explanation of the power that he is going to take.
16/50 The being that is itself time. Remember, this came from a trade because I was in command of an 80,000 HP megaevolving Mewtwo. The 50 charge is basically going to be a massive power boost.
12/50 Willpower to Surpass Gods (+1 from Ire)
3/50 Galenth Dysely. I feel the need to troll someone...
Christmas Tree II Bomb: Trojan Tree 1/??
A christmas tree that explodes when the person it is planted upon attacks.
Orialchum && General Tor's Mechsuit: Armored Mech 2/??
My mechsuit...but with ARMOR.
Mega Mushroom II Invincibility Star: Supercharged Mega Mushroom 2/??
Gain a massive attack boost and invincibility for a turn! Who cares that all attacks on you will hit when you are INVINCIBLE!
+3 Ire
I fire a series of blue orbs that explode on the ground, knocking a Disembodied Hand into the air. Then, I stomp the ground. The ground underneath the Hand erupts.
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No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
Honey Badger: 1/100 (Just let him evolve after this).
The Land Cruiser (Working name, but may be kept due to irony): 1/600 (It isn't just a superheavy tank. It is THE Superheavy tank. For comparison, it's actually more or less what the super-heavy tanks were in WH40K when the Baneblade was designed. For those who don't know, it was originally a LIGHT TANK).
I proceed to talk with The Chief about tabletop wargames , and make him mention the two units that shall not be named (So, now that mess of flesh isn't alone. Let's just say that you can't mention the bio-flamethrowers that no-one uses as themselves and are usually used as stand-in for Biovores. If you do, the whole Hive Fleet attacks you for mentioning that horrible mistake).After that, I proceed to teleport around placing boomboxes all over the battlefield, with a horrible remix sounding in the background.
A new ranged weapon based upon Guardians. It also gives a true reward for fighting them, which means that it fixes two complaints with a single item (Technically two).
Weaponized rockets. Now rockets can be used as weapons (I didn't think of a good subtitle of sorts).
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
A new ranged weapon based upon Guardians. It also gives a true reward for fighting them, which means that it fixes two complaints with a single item (Technically two).
Weaponized rockets. Now rockets can be used as weapons (I didn't think of a good subtitle of sorts).
The Hidden Rogue 11/50
Chaos Envelops 12/25
Hyperstorm Boss 5/50
+1 to nulitor
+1 to crusher
+1 to NinjaV
Essence of Corruption && The Forge Stoker = ? (Level ?: 4/?)
Scalding Holy Water 000 Essence of Corruption = ? (Level ?: 4/?)
John takes out a big stick and start beating a knife cluster with it. However, due to the soul of the captain it turns into a large ship... Then a donut which I begin to eat. It tastes like hamburgers. Then I realize it IS a hamburger. Then I slap the hamburger and it explodes into the knife cluster, while they start eating it with a nice spot of tea...
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anacrhonism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1:
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1
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@Tazz Please remember that Hezetor still has +1 armor and airborne.
What are the bonus of airborne anyway?
After his trip to space Hezetor returns to the battlefield and... wait a second, if there are orbital defenses how is possible that I never saw them attack him? Well... let's just say that... he somehow dodged all of them.
After returning to the battlefield Hezetor tries to copy Phantom Walker abilities again, in order to gain double action (2 full action per post seems like a good thing to me) or the +5 armor, of course positioning his new power in slot 2.
Rootmars will try to attack the chief with his immense psychic powers.
Each of the rookers will teleport on one of his ears and fire many terrible spores inside his auditory system.
The mini-UFOs will move around the chief and starts firing on his head possibly aiming at his eyes.
+3 to Topazian
the Glory 26/50 +1 from Tazz
... 12/50
...... 1/50
Examine: Infinity Sided die && Quantum Computer = Quantum Infinitet (Level 8: 9/9) Done!
Module || paper with written over the spell "Telepathic Bond, Lesser" = Module of mind network (Level 7: 6/8)
NEW: Infinite Improbability Generator && Matrice limitativa = ? 2/?
Matrice limitativa: capable of directing quanta of matter and probability in a precise and limited way, without any loss of power.
Start and preview: Module of atomic manipulation && Module of stasis manipulation && Module of quantum manipulation (neutrinos) = ? 1/?
Preview: /Thrones of the skies / (the 1:1 on the alchemiter)
=Action=
I call in a fashion consultant, seeing how dreadful the Chief looks. Frowning disapprovingly, the fashion consultant decides that the Chief's hat simply WILL NOT DO. It needed a certain... spice, something somewhat modern. Sprucing it up with some metal bits and pieces of technology, the fashion consultant declares it "perfect". Turns out, the fashion consultant was...
...
...
...a bad fashion consultant. The Chief now hates his hat. But it still protects him from the sun, I guess. That was, until it blew up in his face.
==Alchemies=
Bow || Storm Cloud && Oblivion Energy = Chaos Reigns 3/11
Ring && Oblivion Energy = Brine 7/11
Gavel && Mute Button && Pause Button = Order in the Court 3/9
=Inventory=
Space-Time Manipulator
Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad 64
Voidmetal Bottle
Pocket Dimension
Infinite Pie Cornucopia
Traho
Stevereen Figure
World in a Bottle
"Godmodder's Friend" T-Shirt
(Only including things that I deem important to my ultimate alchemy chain thingy)
==Charges==
The Man That is a Sword 7/50 (+6 from Hezetor)
Misdirection 12/25
"Hey! Listen!!" 32/50
+3 Hezetor
Please check out my PvP map based around explosions and fire, FireFight!
Sometimes, I wonder why they call mapmakers mapmakers and not cartographers.
Dragons n' Stuff
Please click!
New Alchemy Project:
Phoenix Feather && Holy Water = ???
Action:
The Heavy Class Commandment is my most powerful weapon right now, and flexible enough to be consistently useful. Still using Archer form, launch a rapier like bolt that explodes upon impact at G.F. Alpha-Omega's cannons, or should there be none left, the G.F. A-O itself.
MZ: Just fall already.
Entity orders:
I'm all alone right now.
- - - Usually the edge of what's relevant - - -
Inventory:
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9]
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Probably used up?)
Alchemies in Progress:
Hyena Pin || Black Skull Pin = Psionic Hyena Pin (Prototype) [Level UNKNOWN] (2/??)
Charges:
Lacrima 23/25: There's something to be said about a power that lifts all its restrictions and costs for so little. Touching a ghost’s anchor, being in the City or a realm of the dead, or when your target is a ghost. But the best reason is that those same restrictions are lifted in times of true desperation, when failure would lead to ruin or death, or when protecting something you truly care about.
MZ: Can't get much more desperate than when we're risking a time crash, now can we?
Yet Another Magical Bird 11/15 (+2 from talist): These feathers get all over the place.
Shield-bearer 9/20: I'm willing to provide party support.
Boosts:
+2 for Talist
+1 for Twin
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
35/50 Operation "Artifact is Go"
2/20 Shroom Second Coming
7/15 Shroomb Army
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
Gate 1: Indestructible
Control panel: HP:20,000 (Guarded by Energy Shield)
Energy Shield: HP 50,000 (Regens 10,000 HP Per Turn, Only blocks attacks at control panel if it has more than 1 HP, HP can not be lowered past 1)
Special Ability: Can summon minor entities using charge points
Gains 1 Charge per turn
Entity charge limit is 5
When Control panel is destroyed control of the Entity goes to the destroyer.
Hint:When more Gates are unlocked the power of the gates increase.
Is it plus 1 to all or pluss one to just one charge?
Wait Im confused do i control the Gateway or not?
And what happens if the control panel is destroyed? Do i give up control to the destroyer?
~~Boosts~~
+3 to Ninjatwist
~~Charges~~
Assault Team: 10/50
~~Inventory~~
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
~~Alchemies~~
Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && The Big Chill & Andruil, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10) (9/11)
Cloak && Eclipse Titan Essence = Falso Aere (Level 10) (9/11)
=Turn One=
(10 / 30) Armistyx: Rapture Mode (+3 from FBSN)
+2 to Insert
+1 to FBSN
=Alchemy=
Ia! Ia! (Level 10: 11/11) -> COMPLETE!
The Flamestriker (Level 8: 7/9)
Killing Spree (Level 8: 7/9)
=Command=
Muffet is... stunned. Her Spider allies will attempt to bonk Twitchy on a non-specific part.
=Action=
I decide to go deep undercover, at the place where the Chief works; Zombiecorp Security. My mission: to get the Chief fired.
Zombiecorp Security is a massive complex that attracts zombies from all around the world; zombies who wish to do more than spook passing players come here to get a fine job of security. One of the joining zombies happens to the the Chief. Sneaking in with a crack team of operatives, me and two other players break into Zombiecorp. We have the generic leader role of me, the hacker called AllYourBase, and the special spooky spectre person, terranOperative. We sneak in through a passing truck, carrying supplies for the company.
All of us quickly roll behind cover the moment we exit the truck; namely, behind a dumpster. I give a signal, and we all jump into a vent, totally unnoticed. We crawl up towards the area that handles employee records. AllYourBase drops down from a vent, and tranqs the zombie stationed to guard that area. terranOperative promptly dismembers him silently (while doing a quiet laugh), and I stand near a computer terminal. AllYourBase then accesses said terminal, and gives me access to the Chief's personal records. I then take over, writing in several lies and scandals that he's done. Namely, I add things saying that he's scammed money out of his employers, stole far too many company doughnuts and lied and has a history of murdering people; even fellow co-workers, in bloody and brutal fashions. However, as I finish typing these in, a zombie casually walks into the room, and spots AllYourBase. Before anything can happen. terranOperative lunges towards the zombie, and promptly dismembers it in a slow and bloody fashion.
AllYourBase facepalms, then proceeds to hide the bodies in the vents. We then go back through said vents, and eventually crawl close to the area called "Corporate Offices". Instead of sending the sociopathic spectre, I decide to send in AllYourBase in, with a cloaking device. I hand him a package, and he drops down through a vent, into the office. As it turns out, Zombiecorp is celebrating Christmas, and are doing a Secret Santa gift exchange! And as it turns out, the gifts are being exchanged right now! AllYourBase sights the Chief's present, and quickly swaps it out for his special package; a Sun Grenade. He flees the scene, and sneaks back in through a vent. Watching through a connection on the security cameras from in the vent, I press a button, causing the Sun Grenade to detonate!
The zombies in the zone all freak out as several of them burst into flames, and a miniature sun floats in one of the office cubicles. The zombie who recieved the grenade-holding package quickly explains to the higher-ups that the Chief, the person who was his Secret Santa, tried to murder him with a sun grenade! They go and quickly check his file, and the zombie higher-ups freak out; how did they not know this about one of their employees?
Elsewhere, the zombie who does interviews gets fired.
We then keep crawling through the vents to make it to one last spot; the Donut Storage. Everyone knows that one of the best parts of Zombiecorp are the free doughnuts; some people work there just so they can have a doughnut a day. As I peek in through the vent, I realize that there's lots of guards in the Donut Storage! Fortunately, AllYourBase manages to disable the security systems AND locks down the soundproof Donut Storage, allowing all of us to move in. terranOperative is right at home here, quickly slaughtering zombie guards without a care in the world. I pick a few off with Armistyx sniper rounds, while AllYourBase manipulates other bits of security, like activating sentry turrets and firing them at the guards. Eventually, the room is cleared, and we inject anti-zombie poison into every doughnut in the room. We clear the scene, and before releasing the room from lockdown, we replace the security footage of the incident with a very special one we whipped up before breaking in.
In the footage, the Chief walks into the storage, and starts spamming special attacks on the guards. The guards are swept away, and then in the footage, we show him slowly walking around and injecting every single last doughnut with poison. We then also show him hiding the bodies away in the vents. Moments after replacing the footage, we sneak into the sewers, and promptly disappear from Zombiecorp, never to be seen again. Moments later, all of Zombiecorp reviews the footage and the evidence; everything points to the Chief being guilty here! The bodies being hidden in the vents, his secret santa package, his supposed history of murder; these all cause the high council of Zombiecorp to make a pressing decision. The decision was to fire the Chief, and also send teams to arrest him.
...but let's be honest, the main reason they're trying to arrest him is because he poisoned the doughnuts. Nobody goes THAT far.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
In progress/finished=======
Gravity Gauntlet > fine = Falls 5/9 Level 8
Blue Suit && Courtroom Antics && Lots and Lots of Buffing && Attorney's Badge = Wright 4/8 Level 8
(N00b && N00b crown && Pronoob badge) 1/1 = ??? 1/ ???
Actual action=========
I steal and then edit an attack from DTG2, described below in that helpful spoiler.
I do a feint attack at Userzero, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a n00b attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a boat attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a spongebob attack, followed by a feint ACT, followed by a clone attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint nuke attack, followed by a paragraph attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a godmodding attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a garfield attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a real attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack,followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack,followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack,followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack,followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack,followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack,followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack,followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack,followed by a feint attack, followed by a feint attack, followed by a CRTL+V attack
i then use the pure shamelessness generated from outright CRTL-Ving a CRTL-V'ed attacked from the previous game, made by the original owner of said game no less, to smite Uzi.
Recipe's of Note======
Gravity Gauntlet > fine = Falls (Level 9 0/10) (in progress)
Essence of Healing && Amplifier && Medigun = Revitalizator (Level 5)
useful stuff goes here=====================
The Saints row [7]
Gemblade [8?]
Life-Drain spellbook [5]
Gravity Gauntlet [7]
Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Entity's:==================
Charges=========
no 1/no (read: 50)
16/22 how2live
3+ to MeGa
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
Walker: level 2, 575000 damage
Something Big: 21/50 (+2 from UserZero)
Something Big: 21/50 (+1 from UserZero, +1 from late update)
Something Big: 21/50
Walker, sensing a disturbance in the force, stands and silently allows himself a moment of meditation... then grins as his sword ignites into streams of white plasma, the telltale sounds of a Crossguard Lightsaber being turned on echoing across the battlefield. Reaching out with the Force, he levitates Citrustron into the air, making a crushing motion with his hand. Citrustron's body compresses, crushed by an unseen power. Walker unclenches his hand, then leaps through the air, performing a quick forward flip, bringing the middlemost blade down on Citrustron, slicing a gaping hole straight through the center of the unfortunate being. Not done with his assault, Walker spins around to the left and right, blade cutting Citrustron twice more apart, then he kicks one of Citrustron's now 6-piece body aside and far into the distance. He decides to finish up with a blast of powerful Force Lightning, discharging untold levels of electrical power through Citrustron's pieces, damn near disintegrating the entity in a single blast.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Imperator 39/50
Lin-Willdrew 9/50
Rifles && Energy Titan Essence = ?? 3/11
Staff && Plant Titan Essence = Titanbloom Staff 4/11
Bow && Air Titan Essence = Titangust Bow 6/11
8,000/35,000 XP Lv. 2 (+2 HP total)
+3 ...Crystal?
I set the Chief's hat on fire, questioning how he hid that afro if he took his hat off earlier.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
8/8 Attack and Defend COMPLETE!
11/50
4/10
Suddenly, a portal to another dimension opens... and out comes... an instant-army! They're like Instant Noodles! But an army! That is a 1-turn summon! Yeah!
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Gelum Dei 34/50
41/50 Badge 8 u
Chruge 10/50
+3 cobalt
Badges: 7/8 [22% damage bonus, +4 hypothetical max HP]
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Post II
Y uses his psionic powers to conjure up a glorious illusion of a majestic object that his IInformant showed him: The Bowler Hat. The Chief's Hat realizes that all other hats are merely bleak imitations of this beautiful piece of headgear, and spontaneously combusts into green flames.
Y then glues several more crystals onto the Vortex Monolith and healing it before commanding it to conceal the Annoying Dog.
Psyche Focus Complete!
Clear Crystal && Indigo Flames
Eye of Providence Pendant && Indigo Flames
The Goldflamer 4/10
Clear Crystal: A clear, transparent, well-cut crystal. Useful for storing magical or psionical energy, but is currently empty.
Nebula Monolith 4/15
SCP-882 15/20
The Broken Church 1/10
Dimensional Breakout: 16/50
Bar: [AAAAAAAAAN]
why has nobody set up a christmas tree yet
seriously guys
Action 2/2
Guitar Solo: 36/40
Shock Trooper: 16/50
Refined Regenerator [Lvl.3]: 4/4 Complete!
Linecutter Axe [Lvl.5]: 4/6
I +Assist one of these players (TwinBuilder, Crusher48, Pricey12345, jondanger23, sigmatw or TT2000) who posts next. Feel free to claim it! If no one's claimed it by the next page, whoever pageclaims it takes this +Assist.
I set the sights on the Manaticon Flamesprayer towards Twitchy! Whichever part of him is vulnerable but has the most amount of health is the target of a intermittent barrage of fire bursts, making sure to pause between bursts to keep recoil from gathering, but I hear someone's needs! Just to satisfy Pit, I put up a low-cost Christmas tree. This takes away some of the damage from my attack, but it also makes PitTheAngel's next action more effective!
Support: 64/100 [IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Hezetor will try to copy abilities from Crocidibli putting the power on slot 3, please give a damage indication and a bit of explanation of the power that he is going to take.
+3 to Topazian
the Glory 30/50 +3 from Topazian
... 13/50
...... 2/50
Examine: Infinity Sided die && Quantum Computer = Quantum Infinitet (Level 8: 9/9) Done!
Module || paper with written over the spell "Telepathic Bond, Lesser" = Module of mind network (Level 7: 7/8)
NEW: Infinite Improbability Generator && Matrice limitativa = ? 3/?
Matrice limitativa: capable of directing quanta of matter and probability in a precise and limited way, without any loss of power.
Module of atomic manipulation && Module of stasis manipulation && Module of quantum manipulation (neutrinos) = ? 2/?
16/50 The being that is itself time. Remember, this came from a trade because I was in command of an 80,000 HP megaevolving Mewtwo. The 50 charge is basically going to be a massive power boost.
12/50 Willpower to Surpass Gods (+1 from Ire)
3/50 Galenth Dysely. I feel the need to troll someone...
Christmas Tree II Bomb: Trojan Tree 1/??
A christmas tree that explodes when the person it is planted upon attacks.
Orialchum && General Tor's Mechsuit: Armored Mech 2/??
My mechsuit...but with ARMOR.
Mega Mushroom II Invincibility Star: Supercharged Mega Mushroom 2/??
Gain a massive attack boost and invincibility for a turn! Who cares that all attacks on you will hit when you are INVINCIBLE!
+3 Ire
I fire a series of blue orbs that explode on the ground, knocking a Disembodied Hand into the air. Then, I stomp the ground. The ground underneath the Hand erupts.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Honey Badger: 1/100 (Just let him evolve after this).
The Land Cruiser (Working name, but may be kept due to irony): 1/600 (It isn't just a superheavy tank. It is THE Superheavy tank. For comparison, it's actually more or less what the super-heavy tanks were in WH40K when the Baneblade was designed. For those who don't know, it was originally a LIGHT TANK).
I proceed to talk with The Chief about tabletop wargames , and make him mention the two units that shall not be named (So, now that mess of flesh isn't alone. Let's just say that you can't mention the bio-flamethrowers that no-one uses as themselves and are usually used as stand-in for Biovores. If you do, the whole Hive Fleet attacks you for mentioning that horrible mistake).After that, I proceed to teleport around placing boomboxes all over the battlefield, with a horrible remix sounding in the background.
My suggestions:
A new ranged weapon based upon Guardians. It also gives a true reward for fighting them, which means that it fixes two complaints with a single item (Technically two).
Weaponized rockets. Now rockets can be used as weapons (I didn't think of a good subtitle of sorts).
New uses and tweaks for common items that lack uses. Making some items less unbearable.
I think i'm gonna do one next round.
/null
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
Honey Badger: 2/100 (And, once it's summoned, it will get EVEN MORE badass).
The Land Cruiser: 2/600
I shoot at the Boss with a gun that shoots bananas. That explode. Then, I give all the AZ entities some bling. ALL of them.
My suggestions:
A new ranged weapon based upon Guardians. It also gives a true reward for fighting them, which means that it fixes two complaints with a single item (Technically two).
Weaponized rockets. Now rockets can be used as weapons (I didn't think of a good subtitle of sorts).
New uses and tweaks for common items that lack uses. Making some items less unbearable.