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Rinon will unleash fənɛtɪk dɛvəsteɪʃən upon the Chief's Hat, or the Chief if his hat is destroyed, or Twitchy's Disembodied Hands if the Chief has been slain.
1/? EXOS Cyber Arm && Scout Drone = Drone Controlling Cyber Arm
My Action: I try to figure out what the Chief is supposed to do when UserZero's security goes perfectly fine without him (due to the indestructible barriers). I then realize that the Chief probably has the security codes to deactivate the barrier, and attempt to launch a mental assualt to get the knowledge. Naturally, I run into the Chief's training in defending his memory against attempts to read to find secret security information, so I end up dumping more and more power into the attempt until the power manifests into a psychic vortex of destruction around him.
??? Action: The 2 people that actually got the misdelivered RATs arrive on the server. Since a Descendant is like half a godmodder rank, these guys are classes as Alpha Godmodders, but they are losing health rapidly due to the effect of the RATs. (OOC: I do not control these guys, and also it seems like people lose HP when they go from Descendant to Alpha Godmodder).
RichardPlaysMC [?-a]: 10/10 HP (losing 1 HP per turn)
ZeroUserConfidence [?-a]: 10/10 HP (losing 1 HP per turn)
Inventory:
Equipped:
Endermite Sword (Level 5): a sword that can create endermites on contact, or even from swinging really hard. These endermites create a diversion on the field, and also can burrow inside the target to cause {SQUICK}.
Ender Explosives (Level 3): A variant ender pearl that, instead of teleporting the user, teleports explosives (from a cache established in the End) to the target. Functionally acts as a contact grenade.
Ender Hook (Level 2): A unique device that looks similar to a grappling hook pistol. When fired, it shoots out an ender pearl with a hook on the end that impales into the target. The user can then press a button to either recover the projectile, or teleport to its location.
Endermite Pearls (Level 2): An ender pearl augmented to call into existance a swarm of endermites from the End dimensions. The endermites attack anything nearby, potentially including the thrower.
EXOS Cyber Arm (Level 1): A cybernetic arm equipped with an extremely powerful EXOS AI core. This core is able to run calculations required to operate extremely advanced weaponry effectively, in addition to being able to control a Scout Drone to provide me with additional firepower.
Ender Armor (Level 3): An armor made up of a combination of diamonds and ender pearls, that ends up with a distinctive purple appearance. It is somewhat weaker than normal armor against direct attacks, but its energy can be channeled to semi-randomly teleport the user.
Inventory:
Ender Sword (Level 1): A sword made out a combination of diamonds and ender pearls. It occasionally teleports the user around the enemy being attacked to hit it from multiple angles.
Amulet of Endermancy (Level ???): A unique amulet that can channel endermancy powers, and can also gain Godmodding energy by damaging godmodders. This energy provides minor bonuses to help fight godmodders. Godmodder Health Absorbed: 9
Under Development:
Ender Acid Burst (spellcraft)(Level 10): Calls into existence a vicious acid at the target location. This acid operates by slowly teleporting away the layers of almost any substance it is near, with few substances being able to resist the effect. The acid lingers for a while before departing.
Tele-Interdiction Armor (Level ???): This "armor" is in fact contained in a special ring that stores a large amount of obsidian in hyperspace. When an attack is incoming, the ring pulls the obsidian out of hyperspace in the way of the attack to block it.
Drone Controlling Cyber Arm (Level ???): A cybernetic arm modified with an AI core that can control a friendly drone to aid the user in the field. It can also respawn the drone (note: the drone is merely a damage bonus, and potentially a chance to meatshield an incoming attack when players are vulnerable again, but not an entity).
Soul of the captain 50/50(+1 from proof)(have no link whatsoever to the captain
Effects: This is a boost who increase dramatically armor and reduce
tremendously the life of the target and make it sightly stronger it goes
to another target when his current one is dead but it needs one charge
per turn for staying in this world(Can accumulate some charges so that
there is no problem if everybody forgets it one turn(it might also
become more effective when there is more charges))
I apply the Soul of the captain on proof of concept(john)
BA Slasher 10/10(+1 from proof)
It is a vehicle who comes from the
BA universe to drain hats because he already got all the hats in BA:
anti air, kiting, artillery and so on.
It can drain hats from other entities for having more roles.
School of illusion && School of conjuration && School of
necromancy && School of evocation && School of
abjuration && School of divination && School of
enchantment && School of transmutation =>Tier-One 4/11(gives
the power to do many various things)
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
Red blood level 0
Green blood level 0
School of illusion level 0
School of conjuration level 0
School of necromancy level 0
School of evocation level 0
School of abjuration level 0
School of divination level 0
School of enchantment level 0
School of transmutation level 0
I help proof of concept, crusher48 and NinjaV2403(one time each)
Then I funnel 5 charges from proof of concept inside of the Soul of the captain onto proof of concept for making it survive.(those five charges are helps from proof of concept)
Then if I can count that as a charging action (I have only used two others charging actions) I do something else:
I use the warp zone to try to turn the battlefield into a landscape.
You give the Soul of the Captain to John! This will give him permanent minicrits and +2 armor until it runs dry! However, the OP Scale intervenes-this is only going to be a 5-turn buff!
BA slasher summoned! I think he has copy ability? Eh.
W-Cube 3: A V-Cube 3 painted with metallic paint. It has the power to control the chemical element tungsten.
(M134 Minigun && Dispenser) && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Rapid Dispenser Module (4/6)
Action
Shizuki grabs a microphone and proceeds to sing an excerpt from World's End Dancehall, with me wielding SCP-4822-DTG providing the backing vocals: At the end of it, the Chief has jumped off a replica CN Tower made of tungsten from the W-Cube 3. I WONDER HOW THAT HAPPENED.
Charge for boosting that HyperStorm 2/?(+ 1 too from the exos)
Charging the Captain soul for keeping it alive 6(reduce of one per turn and at 0 the soul of the captain boost stops existing)
School of illusion && School of conjuration && School of
necromancy && School of evocation && School of
abjuration && School of divination && School of
enchantment && School of transmutation =>Tier-One 5/11(gives
the power to do many various things)
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
Red blood level 0
Green blood level 0
School of illusion level 0
School of conjuration level 0
School of necromancy level 0
School of evocation level 0
School of abjuration level 0
School of divination level 0
School of enchantment level 0
School of transmutation level 0
I help proof of concept, crusher48 and NinjaV2403(one time each)
Then I watch the current User 0 boss and I then try to speak to it/her/him/e'dfdf/ç_))
You are fighting for the right side but most gate keepers does not progress his side on the right way: I think you should try attacking godmodder 447 for making it loose hp.
He/she ignores you! The odds of harming the Godmodder as an entity are astronomically low and require incredible creative ability that most don't have!
Inventory: Spider Donut (Heals 6,000 HP when used)
I point my Reclaimed Regenerator towards the Spoopinator and give it a quick but substantial burst of healing. To boost the heal, I also grant it a Spider Donut!
If the Chief is weak to Light and Fire, It deals a bit more damage than we expected to be.
Anyways I misuse the Spore Generator on the Spore Cannon using a simple trick that damage the generator and pouring the Spore destroying solution in the holes that fire spores and the spore generator
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component A 40/50 Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component B 40/50
Ebbotine h0I! 7/30
Alchemy Creation:
Sword && Light Magic && Dark Magic && Tao symbol = Twilight's Edge 1/8 (I was making this during the Conglomerate sadly it is not supported until now, However i will make this which has Light/Dark Element)
Critmist Recipe components OOO Same Bottle that used to make the Potion of Critmist 1/?
Nectar OOO Critical Potion 1/?
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Sp00py Emper0r Sp00pinat0r's Acti0n: I USE MY ULTIMATE CALLED SP00PY SCARY 0N THE CHIEF, SP00PY SCARY SKELET0NS THAT SHIVERS D0WN Y0UR SPINE (IF IT IS N0T READY, I USE LUNGE OF SP00P 0N THE SP0RE CANN0N.)
Skills for a Massive Skeleton like Monster (Sp00pinator)
Spooky Slash Can be used every-time Lunge of Sp00p: II
Sp00py Shield: IIIII
Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIII
Sp00py Scary... IIIIIIIIIII?
+1 Talist, +1 Muffet, +1 Mega/Redstone
Charge Bank: +1 from MeGa
My Items
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
Critmist Recipe components OOO Same Bottle that used to make the Potion of Critmist = Potion of critmist (Level 5: 1/6) 1/?
Nectar OOO Critical Potion = Potion of Dire Nectar (Level 8: 1/9)
3/50 HyperStorm (+1 from Nullitor)(+1 from EXOS)(PS: This is the boss unit we are doing)
+1 Proof, +1 NinjaV, +1 Nullitor
3/4 Ender Armor
3/11 Ender Acid Burst
My Action: I initiate the boss rush strategy. I then charge the Chief and put a hat on top of his hat. The chief really likes his hat to be his hat and not the hat I put on top, so he attempts to remove the new hat. However, the new hat is superglued on. After a few minutes of struggling with it (and being more vulnerable to other attacks), he finally tears the second hat off, which rips off part of his first hat.
EXOS Action: I acquire Reverse Wood through unknown means (Why should I tell you where I got it from? UserZero would just destroy the forest if she found out where it was!). I then try to figure out why UserZero doesn't Just Shoot Richard (she has Linking Bullets which killed Weegee when he had 30 HP or so left, UserZero should use then on Richard to kill him off before he has a chance to become a threat).
Foundation Action: The Foundation decides to see what happens if you set up a computer to play on the server, then throw the computer (and the D-class) through the portal into the server.
Weegee was a weaker Godmodder than Richard (Beta Plus instead of Gamma), and Richard is MUCH better at it than Weegee ever was! Hence, she really can't without wasting ammunition.
16,000 damage to the Chief's Hat!
Nothing of note happens: The computer continues playing the game. Meanwhile, the D-class meets his Avatar face-to-face, and eerily gathers no reaction beyond what he inputs into the computer. Almost.
Okay, I'm faintly annoyed now. Also, if something from the sun is hurting the Chief, the same thing should be coming from Shard given that he's literally made out of the sun. Just saying.
Uhh, looking into it...Ah, here we go! A valid answer, except not: That bright thing providing light over the server isn't a sun at all, hence it is not sunlight, hence the Chief isn't weak to the sun. Or at least, he does not posses more vulnerability to legitimtae sunlight than any other random creature.
The real question is, what is that thing if it isn't the sun?
Blue Suit && Courtroom Antics && Lots and Lots of Buffing && Attorney's Badge = Wright 3/8 Level 8
Actual action=========
i decide to commit Genocide upon the airship crew, giving them despair-enhancing speeches. Then, using the Gravity Gauntlet, i repeatedly slam it on the ground from increasingly great heights- to the point where the anti-leaving cannons fire upon it. I crunch the ship up into a ball, which i drop into the ocean. Repeatedly. The crew drowns or is crushed. Then, i brutally cut the ship in half with the Gemblade, before crunching the remains of the ship into yet another ball of junk and ENDLESSLY SLAMMING IT ON THE BARRIER UNTIL THE AIRSHIP IS DESTROYED. Then, i grab the Life-Drain spellbook and EXTREMELY SLOWLY SUCK OUT THEIR LIFE ESSENCE AND USE IT TO EMPOWER MYSELF. I then proceed to convert the Airship to popcorn. Explosions ensure.
Then, just to be sure, i stuff all the crew and the pieces of the ship into another metal ball, which is firstly melted at 33000 Fahrenheit then tossed into the sun, which then goes supernova and is sucked into a black hole. Billions of years later, the black hole dies out.
I then proceed to preemptively find and freeze (thus combusting it) Crushers/EXOS source of Reverse wood, then give UserZero a map to it, as well as planting a tracking device on Crusher/EXOS that triggers in the presence of Reverse Wood. Didn't Uzi more or less destroy all that stuff? I proceed to politely ask Uzi to create a anti-reverse wood turret, just in case.
Also, the point about Richard is prop. gameplay balance mainly. Or Richard is skilled enough to dodge them/tank the damage. That, and Weegee was a rank below him.
Recipe's of Note======
Gravity Gauntlet > fine = Falls (Level 9 0/10) (in progress)
Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Entity's:==================
the Annoying Dog charges his SUPER ANNOY BEAM! He fires it, and steals the CHIEF'S HAT! Hopefully damaging the hat and if possible debuffing the chief proper!
Charges=========
tricyle 10/10 i give sans a tricycle . Seeing how he outran Papyrus (who was in a car at the time) with it this should make him move faster
16/22 how2live
2+ to MeGa, 1+ to umm i have no idea i suppose whoever wants it
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111: h0i! welc0me to...DA TEM DESCRIPTION! bATTLEFURY's tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111? iT'S so defensive!!! IT adds +1 ARMOR! DOESN'T Maek 'DA game TOO EeASY!
19,000 damage to the G.F. Alpha-Omega! UserZero causes extinction 2.0 of the Reverse Wood! Also, yeah, game balancing.
sans somehow takes your tricycle, but he doesn't actually start riding it...You then realize sans was nowhere near you and couldn't have possibly just taken it. You chalk it up to this being a dumb forum game.
I absorb a large amount of DANK MEMES into the Modpack Meme Cannon, and fire them at the chief! However, before the blast hits him, I use the meme force to not only imbue the blast with sun energy, fired straight from my eyes, (if you recall, I gathered it in the last post I made), and also imbue it with the worst kind of meme, Star Wars VII Spoilers, and finally spin the blast around the chief erratically before hitting him, hopefully dizzying him!
The Nearly Incomplete Certainly Extremely Memey with Extra Meme Explosives (Or NICEMEME, for short) 11/20
All the Snakes. All of them. 8/50
Meme Gun && Radiation from the sun = Praise the Sun 2/9
Essence of Corruption && The Forge Stoker = ? (Level ?: 3/?)
Scalding Holy Water 000 Essence of Corruption = ? (Level ?: 3/?)
(Missed my alchemies)
Thanks for the soul nulitor! (No weird sounding-ness intended)
John, infused by the power of the soul of the captain proceeds to take vengeance on IRECREEPER! However, just as he begins his attack, the voice in the sky tells him, "Uh, your not going to be able to kill him, just whack some entities on his side to get revenge.
John, a little confused, looks at salt again and says, "It's time to get dissolved". John takes out The Forge Stoker and straps salt to an anvil. Not fear no anvil, because that's a hammer; it's just a normal anvil. Except of course that it explodes and really hates salt. So much so that when I smack the salt on the anvil, the anvil gets up and crumbles salt into little pieces, drops it into water, dissolves it, and then he takes the salt water and explodes. The anvil then reappears right behind John, with beady eyes staring straight into John's soul... "I think there's something wrong with the captain's soul, it's doing some weird stuff".
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anachronism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1:
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1
Minicritted 27,000 damage to Salt!
Essence of Corruption && The Forge Stoker = Brittlestoker (Level 5: 3/6)
Scalding Holy Water 000 Essence of Corruption = Scalding Unholy Water (Level 4: 3/5)
15/50 The being that is itself time. Remember, this came from a trade because I was in command of an 80,000 HP megaevolving Mewtwo. The 50 charge is basically going to be a massive power boost.
10/50 Willpower to Surpass Gods (+1 from Tazz)
2/50 Galenth Dysely. I feel the need to troll someone...
Rainbow Star && Super Star: Invincibility Star 6/6, I forgot to update the alchemy last turn, I put down 4/6 twice.
Oops.
Orialchum && General Tor's Mechsuit: Armored Mech 1/??
My mechsuit...but with ARMOR.
Mega Mushroom II Invincibility Star: Supercharged Mega Mushroom 1/??
Gain a massive attack boost and invincibility for a turn! Who cares that all attacks on you will hit when you are INVINCIBLE!
+3 Ire
Dark Bowser hunches over, coughing from the attack to his stomach. He coughs up a small bug, which scurries away from the fighting.
“Oh, no you don’t. We’re not bringing that button mashing into this.”
Which grows massively in size, dwarfing Dark Bowser, and letting out a haunting cackle.
“That’s better. Well, relatively. For you guys, not for me.”
Dark Star Core: The combination of Fawful’s brains and the Dark Star’s Power, the Dark Star Core is no pushover, having more HP than Dark Bowser by far!
Core: 60,000
Tentacles x3: 6000 (Core cannot be targeted as long as any tentacle is alive. Or, well, you can, but it's going to counterattack by skewering you with a tentacle before you hit the Core in the first place.)
Glasses x2: 9600(Can retract all but 1 tentacle to avoid attacks if either glass is intact. Basically, unless you want your attacks on the tentacles to miss, unless you target literally all alive ones with one attack, take these out first.)
Special Abilities: Multitarget, each attack hits two players or entities and has no damage penalty.
Time Limit, if not dead after 5 turns, the Tentacles and Glasses regenerate and the Dark Star Core reenters Dark Bowser’s body, meaning you guys need to go through phase 1 again if that’s the case.
I WILL BE HAVING THE ESCAPE! IIIII
The Dark Star Core chases two of the Disembodied Hands around, and sends the Core itself to fly into each of the hands, knocking them into the body of the Core for them to be chewed up beyond recognition.
I shoot a ball into the air. It explodes into a series of other balls which rain down on a third Disembodied Hand from above. These balls also explode, because you can never have enough explosions.
Also, I forgot something else to balance out the extra damage 40,000 damage on Phantom Strike that you took off.
I have gained player vulnerability, with no upside.
I cannot be damaged until the Mech is destroyed. However, once the mech is destroyed, I will need a focused action to come back from the resulting explosion.
Dark Star Core summoned! Also, duly noted...Scratch the previous statement here. Given that's basically a 9-turn charge with a debuff attached, I think 100,000 is fair on some reconsideration.
Orialchum && General Tor's Mechsuit: Armored Mech (Level 10: 1/11)
Mega Mushroom II Invincibility Star: Supercharged Mega Mushroom (Level 15: 1/16)
The OP Scale, apparently, cares. 15,000 damage to a Disembodied Hand!
((This should be weak enough to work, also an in universe version of my current avatar, because why not?))
MZ: The Heart and Mind aren't that different, are they?
Action:
I continue my siege on G.F. Alpha-Omega's cannons, starting off by showcasing the Heavy Class Commandment's Archer form, a twisted blade of red, white, and black, sending dagger-like projections flying from the blade with each swing. MZ: I'll have to remember to save two of the other forms for bigger reveals...
Entity orders:
I'm all alone right now.
Inventory:
Nemean Jacket [Level 10] [Equipped]
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9]
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Probably used up?)
Alchemies in Progress:
MZ: Maybe I was being a bit harsh with this machine, trying to dream up an ideal sword for fighting UZ.
MZ: Where I'm from, we had a hero who said that if you can't win with the weapon you have, then imagine the weapon you could win with.
MZ: To completely envision the perfect weapon for defeating that opponent, and make the best imitation possible.
MZ: But I don't think that's working in this situation.
MZ: Don't get me wrong.
MZ: The local crafting system is great, but a weapon that could defeat these kinds of opponents seems to be outside it's limits for now.
Charges:
Lacrima 22/25: There's something to be said about a power that lifts all its restrictions and costs for so little. Touching a ghost’s anchor, being in the City or a realm of the dead, or when your target is a ghost. But the best reason is that those same restrictions are lifted in times of true desperation, when failure would lead to ruin or death, or when protecting something you truly care about.
MZ: Can't get much more desperate than when we're risking a time crash, now can we?
Yet Another Magical Bird 8/15: These feathers get all over the place.
Shield-bearer 8/20: I'm willing to provide party support.
I throw a Spider Donut at Sp00pinator while i wait. I look at Sans about thousands of blocks away while using my Magic Scoper.
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component A 42/50 +1 from MeGa Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component B 42/50 +1 from Battlefury
Ebbotine h0I! 8/30
Alchemy Creation:
Sword && Light Magic && Dark Magic && Tao symbol = Twilight's Edge 2/8 (I was making this during the Conglomerate sadly it is not supported until now, However i will make this which has Light/Dark Element)
Critmist Recipe components OOO Same Bottle that used to make the Potion of Critmist 2/?
Nectar OOO Critical Potion 2/?
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Sp00py Emper0r Sp00pinat0r's Acti0n: DID MY ATTACK
Skills for a Massive Skeleton like Monster (Sp00pinator)
Spooky Slash Can be used every-time Lunge of Sp00p: II
Sp00py Shield: IIIII
Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIII
Sp00py Scary... IIIIIIIIIII?
+1 Talist, +1 Muffet, +1 Mega/Redstone
Charge Bank: N/A
My Items
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
You see sans coming. He's a skeleton wearing a blue jacket, a yellow scarf, some pants and shoes, and a glove similar to Richard's, except it's got the capital Gamma instead of the undercase. He's walking towards your location slowly.
Pressurized Air Canister && Laser Rifle = Atmolauncher 4/4 COMPLETED
Absurdly Sharp Flailbldae && Essence of Air (A Potato Chip Bag) = Bluster Flailbldae 6/11
The Atmolauncher is pretty much a knockback gun, minimal damage. I start firing at the chief with it. I keep shooting it until it falls down a convenient staircase. Needless to say, he just keeps falling. I could've warned him...
UserZero rescues him from the infinite fall, but not before he takes 9,000 damage!
Citrustron (keeps) attack(ing) a disembodied hand. Or the Chief if he's in the way.
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [X]
Aw... You're letting my RP count for my attack proper? That's really nice. Thank you. And of course, it encourages me to write more RP. I should probably make an alchemy based on that. ... I can't use much poetic language in attacks.
Oh, also, how really should I balance a leveling system? I've been trying to delay my charges because of that.
[mandatoryJoke]
The Undertaker shows up to tombstone a Tombstone. Of course, all I know about professional wrestling is from watching Youtube videos of the WWE games.
[/mandatoryJoke]
Should I even bother making an attack? I probably should. Inari slides down the side of the mountain, headed towards the Tombstones, gaining speed. On reaching their level, she leaps up high into the air, focusing on height over distance. She then pounds the ground with her front paws, like a hunting fox. She seems to literally inject light into it, causing cracks bleeding golden light form in the ground and rush towards the Tombstones. Once the cracks run under them, they erupt with light, burning the Tombstones/a Tombstone. ... Those are zombies, right?
Relevance Line (which might now be relevant to damage):
Another unspecified amount of time later, the Veteran goes outside to talk to Mikoto, the cuffs of his jacket sleeves slightly tinted with blood.
“She got hit by some kind of laser. Don’t ask me what kind of castle has lasers. However, the laser missed its intended target. You know how light gets distorted when it changes mediums?”
Mikoto nodded slowly, not knowing where this was going.
“Gail has a slight veil of mist around her, which I believe bent and dispersed the laser slightly.”
“… Is that good?”
“I honestly don’t know. But I would guess no, it’s a bad thing. It means that a wider area of her cerebral cortex was damaged, but to a lesser extent. I bandaged and and helped her all I could, but we’ll have to see how she feels once she wakes up. … Don’t look at me like that. It’s not like I have a book specifically documenting her physiology.”
Staring off into the distance, Mikoto made no response and just prayed. Well, it’s rather difficult to pray to a higher power when you’re a demigod yourself, but Mikoto still prayed to whoever or whatever could listen. If he was lucky, the Narrative would listen, and Gail would be fine. But that was a big “if”. “If he was lucky” might as well be replaced with “If he overthrew the Conflict”. Both were about equally likely. What an arbitrary and fickle thing luck is.
Wooden Tower Shield && Living Wood && Chlorophyte && Yggdrasil leaf = World Tree Shield DONE
Tower Shield && Lapotron energy crystal && Gravity generator && Electro-magnetic containment system = Black Hole Shield DONE
(Golden Necklace || Lapis Lazui || Diamond) && (Heart of Adventure && Heart of Determination) = Adventure Memento 3/11
Got +3
More charges: 48/50
47/50
22/50
+2 to Mythic, +1 to Pricey
World Tree Shield: A shield bearing the wood and power of Yggdrasil, emitting energies of time, nature, life and creation. It's one of the greater forces for nature you can name. It's defensive applications equate to its offensive applicaitons.
Black Hole Shield: A shield that is also literally a rectangular black hole that you can somehow hold. Look, this makes no sense to me in any way, even by DTG standards, but you can suck attacks in with it and block 'em that way. Or just ram it into people and supercompress them to death.
Focused 46,000 damage to the Tombstones! At least one dies!
Computer Monitors && Telekinetic Harness = HAX!!!!!!!! (A Garry's Mod SWEP that shoots infinite monitors from your hands)
Absurdly Sharp Flailbldae && Essence of Air (A Potato Chip Bag) = Bluster Flailbldae 7/11
I use potent majyks to temporarily extend my Flailbldae's chain. I then flail it around the Chief, over and over and over. this goes on for a bit.
(2 of clubs is technically in a tarot deck if you use the lesser arcana. I believe the card is called the 2 of wands. I am just saying. I was a bit of a tarot fanatic after a certain game)
Essence of Corruption && The Forge Stoker = ? (Level ?: 4/?)
Scalding Holy Water 000 Essence of Corruption = ? (Level ?: 4/?)
John takes out a big stick and start beating a knife cluster with it. However, due to the soul of the captain it turns into a large ship... Then a donut which I begin to eat. It tastes like hamburgers. Then I realize it IS a hamburger. Then I slap the hamburger and it explodes into the knife cluster, while they start eating it with a nice spot of tea...
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anacrhonism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1:
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1
@Tazz Please remember that Hezetor still has +1 armor and airborne.
What are the bonus of airborne anyway?
After his trip to space Hezetor returns to the battlefield and... wait a second, if there are orbital defenses how is possible that I never saw them attack him? Well... let's just say that... he somehow dodged all of them.
After returning to the battlefield Hezetor tries to copy Phantom Walker abilities again, in order to gain double action (2 full action per post seems like a good thing to me) or the +5 armor, of course positioning his new power in slot 2.
Rootmars will try to attack the chief with his immense psychic powers.
Each of the rookers will teleport on one of his ears and fire many terrible spores inside his auditory system.
The mini-UFOs will move around the chief and starts firing on his head possibly aiming at his eyes.
Matrice limitativa: capable of directing quanta of matter and probability in a precise and limited way, without any loss of power.
Start and preview: Module of atomic manipulation && Module of stasis manipulation && Module of quantum manipulation (neutrinos) = ? 1/?
Preview: /Thrones of the skies / (the 1:1 on the alchemiter)
I'll be frank: Double-action is an ability you already have, as you already can act twice per turn. If you're looking for more, no dice; that's where I draw the line, you are NOT getting beyond that. In any case, the more and more I do this the more and more I feel like I've made another balancing mistake, but right now I'm not as convinced as Rugname...In any case. You get Phantom Walker's immunity to burns! That's literally the only other ability he has! (Armor is not an ability!)
What did you expect form something that's basically been a paradox generator, and then adding something that controls the result? Really, the only thing that can make another Improbability Drive (as an alchemy) is an Improbability Drive, and I say to you, good luck finding the thing that would hand one over willingly.
Module of atomic manipulation && Module of stasis manipulation && Module of quantum manipulation (neutrinos) = Module of Total Manipulation (Level 15: 1/16)
Not so fast, buckaroo...also, ignore the red from here-on, it just won't go away.
throne of the Skies /\/ = Throne of the Seas (Level 5)
throne of the Seas: A luxurious throne of polished Prismite and diamond, this glorious throne can hover slightly off of teh ground, but is at home in the oceans, exploring even the deepest of underwater depths with ease, and giving the passenger the ability to breathe underwater! Also comes with a safe defensive turret. Also, again, ignore the red text, you can make this.
I call in a fashion consultant, seeing how dreadful the Chief looks. Frowning disapprovingly, the fashion consultant decides that the Chief's hat simply WILL NOT DO. It needed a certain... spice, something somewhat modern. Sprucing it up with some metal bits and pieces of technology, the fashion consultant declares it "perfect". Turns out, the fashion consultant was...
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...a bad fashion consultant. The Chief now hates his hat. But it still protects him from the sun, I guess. That was, until it blew up in his face.
The Heavy Class Commandment is my most powerful weapon right now, and flexible enough to be consistently useful. Still using Archer form, launch a rapier like bolt that explodes upon impact at G.F. Alpha-Omega's cannons, or should there be none left, the G.F. A-O itself. MZ: Just fall already.
Entity orders:
I'm all alone right now.
- - - Usually the edge of what's relevant - - -
Inventory:
Nemean Jacket [Level 10] [Equipped]
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9]
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Probably used up?)
Lacrima 23/25: There's something to be said about a power that lifts all its restrictions and costs for so little. Touching a ghost’s anchor, being in the City or a realm of the dead, or when your target is a ghost. But the best reason is that those same restrictions are lifted in times of true desperation, when failure would lead to ruin or death, or when protecting something you truly care about.
MZ: Can't get much more desperate than when we're risking a time crash, now can we?
Yet Another Magical Bird 11/15 (+2 from talist): These feathers get all over the place.
Shield-bearer 9/20: I'm willing to provide party support.
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
Gate 1: Indestructible
Control panel: HP:20,000 (Guarded by Energy Shield)
Energy Shield: HP 50,000 (Regens 10,000 HP Per Turn, Only blocks attacks at control panel if it has more than 1 HP, HP can not be lowered past 1)
Special Ability: Can summon minor entities using charge points
Gains 1 Charge per turn
Entity charge limit is 5
When Control panel is destroyed control of the Entity goes to the destroyer.
Hint:When more Gates are unlocked the power of the gates increase.
Is it plus 1 to all or pluss one to just one charge?
Wait Im confused do i control the Gateway or not?
And what happens if the control panel is destroyed? Do i give up control to the destroyer?
+1 to just one charge. Also, you still have control over it. As for the last bit...You said as much yourself, and if you hadn't intended to, you made a confusing statement and I'd retract it, and I'll allow that much without any requisit nerfing.
The Flamestriker (Level 8: 7/9)
Killing Spree (Level 8: 7/9)
=Command=
Muffet is... stunned. Her Spider allies will attempt to bonk Twitchy on a non-specific part.
=Action=
I decide to go deep undercover, at the place where the Chief works; Zombiecorp Security. My mission: to get the Chief fired.
Zombiecorp Security is a massive complex that attracts zombies from all around the world; zombies who wish to do more than spook passing players come here to get a fine job of security. One of the joining zombies happens to the the Chief. Sneaking in with a crack team of operatives, me and two other players break into Zombiecorp. We have the generic leader role of me, the hacker called AllYourBase, and the special spooky spectre person, terranOperative. We sneak in through a passing truck, carrying supplies for the company.
All of us quickly roll behind cover the moment we exit the truck; namely, behind a dumpster. I give a signal, and we all jump into a vent, totally unnoticed. We crawl up towards the area that handles employee records. AllYourBase drops down from a vent, and tranqs the zombie stationed to guard that area. terranOperative promptly dismembers him silently (while doing a quiet laugh), and I stand near a computer terminal. AllYourBase then accesses said terminal, and gives me access to the Chief's personal records. I then take over, writing in several lies and scandals that he's done. Namely, I add things saying that he's scammed money out of his employers, stole far too many company doughnuts and lied and has a history of murdering people; even fellow co-workers, in bloody and brutal fashions. However, as I finish typing these in, a zombie casually walks into the room, and spots AllYourBase. Before anything can happen. terranOperative lunges towards the zombie, and promptly dismembers it in a slow and bloody fashion.
AllYourBase facepalms, then proceeds to hide the bodies in the vents. We then go back through said vents, and eventually crawl close to the area called "Corporate Offices". Instead of sending the sociopathic spectre, I decide to send in AllYourBase in, with a cloaking device. I hand him a package, and he drops down through a vent, into the office. As it turns out, Zombiecorp is celebrating Christmas, and are doing a Secret Santa gift exchange! And as it turns out, the gifts are being exchanged right now! AllYourBase sights the Chief's present, and quickly swaps it out for his special package; a Sun Grenade. He flees the scene, and sneaks back in through a vent. Watching through a connection on the security cameras from in the vent, I press a button, causing the Sun Grenade to detonate!
The zombies in the zone all freak out as several of them burst into flames, and a miniature sun floats in one of the office cubicles. The zombie who recieved the grenade-holding package quickly explains to the higher-ups that the Chief, the person who was his Secret Santa, tried to murder him with a sun grenade! They go and quickly check his file, and the zombie higher-ups freak out; how did they not know this about one of their employees?
Elsewhere, the zombie who does interviews gets fired.
We then keep crawling through the vents to make it to one last spot; the Donut Storage. Everyone knows that one of the best parts of Zombiecorp are the free doughnuts; some people work there just so they can have a doughnut a day. As I peek in through the vent, I realize that there's lots of guards in the Donut Storage! Fortunately, AllYourBase manages to disable the security systems AND locks down the soundproof Donut Storage, allowing all of us to move in. terranOperative is right at home here, quickly slaughtering zombie guards without a care in the world. I pick a few off with Armistyx sniper rounds, while AllYourBase manipulates other bits of security, like activating sentry turrets and firing them at the guards. Eventually, the room is cleared, and we inject anti-zombie poison into every doughnut in the room. We clear the scene, and before releasing the room from lockdown, we replace the security footage of the incident with a very special one we whipped up before breaking in.
In the footage, the Chief walks into the storage, and starts spamming special attacks on the guards. The guards are swept away, and then in the footage, we show him slowly walking around and injecting every single last doughnut with poison. We then also show him hiding the bodies away in the vents. Moments after replacing the footage, we sneak into the sewers, and promptly disappear from Zombiecorp, never to be seen again. Moments later, all of Zombiecorp reviews the footage and the evidence; everything points to the Chief being guilty here! The bodies being hidden in the vents, his secret santa package, his supposed history of murder; these all cause the high council of Zombiecorp to make a pressing decision. The decision was to fire the Chief, and also send teams to arrest him.
...but let's be honest, the main reason they're trying to arrest him is because he poisoned the doughnuts. Nobody goes THAT far.
Halfway there, Zombiecorp realizes a glaring error in their datakeeping system, and recall the Chief as a member of Godmodding Inc, and was never part of Zombiecorp!...They go through the attack anyways for a Focused 56,000 damage!
I steal and then edit an attack from DTG2, described below in that helpful spoiler.
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i then use the pure shamelessness generated from outright CRTL-Ving a CRTL-V'ed attacked from the previous game, made by the original owner of said game no less, to smite Uzi.
Recipe's of Note======
Gravity Gauntlet > fine = Falls (Level 9 0/10) (in progress)
Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Entity's:==================
Charges=========
no 1/no (read: 50)
16/22 how2live
3+ to MeGa
OK, aside: Basically the instant I saw you copied it, I basically ignored it even though you added some stuff to it. That'll never work! The Curse of Repetetiveness somehow works backwards in time to block you!
Something Big: 21/50 (+2 from UserZero)
Something Big: 21/50 (+1 from UserZero, +1 from late update)
Something Big: 21/50
Walker, sensing a disturbance in the force, stands and silently allows himself a moment of meditation... then grins as his sword ignites into streams of white plasma, the telltale sounds of a Crossguard Lightsaber being turned on echoing across the battlefield. Reaching out with the Force, he levitates Citrustron into the air, making a crushing motion with his hand. Citrustron's body compresses, crushed by an unseen power. Walker unclenches his hand, then leaps through the air, performing a quick forward flip, bringing the middlemost blade down on Citrustron, slicing a gaping hole straight through the center of the unfortunate being. Not done with his assault, Walker spins around to the left and right, blade cutting Citrustron twice more apart, then he kicks one of Citrustron's now 6-piece body aside and far into the distance. He decides to finish up with a blast of powerful Force Lightning, discharging untold levels of electrical power through Citrustron's pieces, damn near disintegrating the entity in a single blast.
Suddenly, a portal to another dimension opens... and out comes... an instant-army! They're like Instant Noodles! But an army! That is a 1-turn summon! Yeah!
Attack and Defend: Take the Excavator's Incendiary Autobow. Now, combine it with a massive plate of armor. You get this: A bow with diamond plating big enough that, holding the bow properly, it can shield you from all attack! a little vertical silt allows you to see the other side for unimpeded aiming as well.
UserZero buffs your instant summon of an Instant Raman Army! Yes. That's what you summoned. Instant Raman Army summoned!
Y uses his psionic powers to conjure up a glorious illusion of a majestic object that his IInformant showed him: The Bowler Hat. The Chief's Hat realizes that all other hats are merely bleak imitations of this beautiful piece of headgear, and spontaneously combusts into green flames.
Y then glues several more crystals onto the Vortex Monolith and healing it before commanding it to conceal the Annoying Dog.
Psyche Focus Complete!
Clear Crystal && Indigo Flames
Eye of Providence Pendant && Indigo Flames
The Goldflamer 4/10
Clear Crystal: A clear, transparent, well-cut crystal. Useful for storing magical or psionical energy, but is currently empty.
Nebula Monolith 4/15
SCP-882 15/20
The Broken Church 1/10
You and the Chief have different tastes in headgear, but you somehow obliterate the hat anyways. 8,000 damage to the Chief's Hat! You heal the Vortex Monolith for 3,000 HP, and then command it to switch cloaks to a Neutral that's basically an AZ entity anyways!
UserZero sets up a Christmas Tree! It is Neutral and gives extra charge points to the entities of a specific faction! Because UserZero set it up, it's rigged in her favor. But not all the time!
I +Assist one of these players (TwinBuilder, Crusher48, Pricey12345, jondanger23, sigmatw or TT2000) who posts next. Feel free to claim it! If no one's claimed it by the next page, whoever pageclaims it takes this +Assist.
I set the sights on the Manaticon Flamesprayer towards Twitchy! Whichever part of him is vulnerable but has the most amount of health is the target of a intermittent barrage of fire bursts, making sure to pause between bursts to keep recoil from gathering, but I hear someone's needs! Just to satisfy Pit, I put up a low-cost Christmas tree. This takes away some of the damage from my attack, but it also makes PitTheAngel's next action more effective!
UserZero ninja'd you on the tree, but you deal 7,000 damage to a Disembodied Hand!...You sense the Curse of Repetetiveness haunting your Manaticon Flamesprayer. I'd lay off of that for a while.
Refined Regenerator: Sporting a 200% increase in overheal health and a 125% increase in healing from its previous model, this is a superpowerful healing utensil!
Hezetor will try to copy abilities from Crocidibli putting the power on slot 3, please give a damage indication and a bit of explanation of the power that he is going to take.
Matrice limitativa: capable of directing quanta of matter and probability in a precise and limited way, without any loss of power.
Module of atomic manipulation && Module of stasis manipulation && Module of quantum manipulation (neutrinos) = ? 2/?
You get his Levitator Enforcer! It works like Crocidibli's: 4-turn chargeup, and it inflicts Inversed on an enemy for 2 turns. The inflicted's damage and healing methods are reversed: harm heals and heals harm.
16/50 The being that is itself time. Remember, this came from a trade because I was in command of an 80,000 HP megaevolving Mewtwo. The 50 charge is basically going to be a massive power boost.
12/50 Willpower to Surpass Gods (+1 from Ire)
3/50 Galenth Dysely. I feel the need to troll someone...
Christmas Tree II Bomb: Trojan Tree 1/??
A christmas tree that explodes when the person it is planted upon attacks.
Orialchum && General Tor's Mechsuit: Armored Mech 2/??
My mechsuit...but with ARMOR.
Mega Mushroom II Invincibility Star: Supercharged Mega Mushroom 2/??
Gain a massive attack boost and invincibility for a turn! Who cares that all attacks on you will hit when you are INVINCIBLE!
+3 Ire
I fire a series of blue orbs that explode on the ground, knocking a Disembodied Hand into the air. Then, I stomp the ground. The ground underneath the Hand erupts.
Honey Badger: 1/100 (Just let him evolve after this).
The Land Cruiser (Working name, but may be kept due to irony): 1/600 (It isn't just a superheavy tank. It is THE Superheavy tank. For comparison, it's actually more or less what the super-heavy tanks were in WH40K when the Baneblade was designed. For those who don't know, it was originally a LIGHT TANK).
I proceed to talk with The Chief about tabletop wargames , and make him mention the two units that shall not be named (So, now that mess of flesh isn't alone. Let's just say that you can't mention the bio-flamethrowers that no-one uses as themselves and are usually used as stand-in for Biovores. If you do, the whole Hive Fleet attacks you for mentioning that horrible mistake).After that, I proceed to teleport around placing boomboxes all over the battlefield, with a horrible remix sounding in the background.
Hellowz, AMPPL50. I presume you're TMB50 from Terraria?...I have bad news. You can't charge past a cap of 50. I'm sorry, but after a point the game just becomes bigger and bigger charging, and 50 is a reasonable limit that I've chosen from my very successful preedecessor to keep people somewhat more focused on attacking the Godmodder. Regardless, welcome!
The chief manages to keep himself from transforming, but the process damages him for 16,000 damage! Then, you change the 'Weather' to Horrible Music! Everyone has a 20% chance to screw up their actions in the EoTB!
Rinon will unleash fənɛtɪk dɛvəsteɪʃən upon the Chief's Hat, or the Chief if his hat is destroyed, or Twitchy's Disembodied Hands if the Chief has been slain.
1/? EXOS Cyber Arm && Scout Drone = Drone Controlling Cyber Arm
My Action: I try to figure out what the Chief is supposed to do when UserZero's security goes perfectly fine without him (due to the indestructible barriers). I then realize that the Chief probably has the security codes to deactivate the barrier, and attempt to launch a mental assualt to get the knowledge. Naturally, I run into the Chief's training in defending his memory against attempts to read to find secret security information, so I end up dumping more and more power into the attempt until the power manifests into a psychic vortex of destruction around him.
??? Action: The 2 people that actually got the misdelivered RATs arrive on the server. Since a Descendant is like half a godmodder rank, these guys are classes as Alpha Godmodders, but they are losing health rapidly due to the effect of the RATs. (OOC: I do not control these guys, and also it seems like people lose HP when they go from Descendant to Alpha Godmodder).
RichardPlaysMC [?-a]: 10/10 HP (losing 1 HP per turn)
ZeroUserConfidence [?-a]: 10/10 HP (losing 1 HP per turn)
Inventory:
Equipped:
Endermite Sword (Level 5): a sword that can create endermites on contact, or even from swinging really hard. These endermites create a diversion on the field, and also can burrow inside the target to cause {SQUICK}.
Ender Explosives (Level 3): A variant ender pearl that, instead of teleporting the user, teleports explosives (from a cache established in the End) to the target. Functionally acts as a contact grenade.
Ender Hook (Level 2): A unique device that looks similar to a grappling hook pistol. When fired, it shoots out an ender pearl with a hook on the end that impales into the target. The user can then press a button to either recover the projectile, or teleport to its location.
Endermite Pearls (Level 2): An ender pearl augmented to call into existance a swarm of endermites from the End dimensions. The endermites attack anything nearby, potentially including the thrower.
EXOS Cyber Arm (Level 1): A cybernetic arm equipped with an extremely powerful EXOS AI core. This core is able to run calculations required to operate extremely advanced weaponry effectively, in addition to being able to control a Scout Drone to provide me with additional firepower.
Ender Armor (Level 3): An armor made up of a combination of diamonds and ender pearls, that ends up with a distinctive purple appearance. It is somewhat weaker than normal armor against direct attacks, but its energy can be channeled to semi-randomly teleport the user.
Inventory:
Ender Sword (Level 1): A sword made out a combination of diamonds and ender pearls. It occasionally teleports the user around the enemy being attacked to hit it from multiple angles.
Amulet of Endermancy (Level ???): A unique amulet that can channel endermancy powers, and can also gain Godmodding energy by damaging godmodders. This energy provides minor bonuses to help fight godmodders. Godmodder Health Absorbed: 9
Under Development:
Ender Acid Burst (spellcraft)(Level 10): Calls into existence a vicious acid at the target location. This acid operates by slowly teleporting away the layers of almost any substance it is near, with few substances being able to resist the effect. The acid lingers for a while before departing.
Tele-Interdiction Armor (Level ???): This "armor" is in fact contained in a special ring that stores a large amount of obsidian in hyperspace. When an attack is incoming, the ring pulls the obsidian out of hyperspace in the way of the attack to block it.
Drone Controlling Cyber Arm (Level ???): A cybernetic arm modified with an AI core that can control a friendly drone to aid the user in the field. It can also respawn the drone (note: the drone is merely a damage bonus, and potentially a chance to meatshield an incoming attack when players are vulnerable again, but not an entity).
EXOS Cyber Arm && Scout Drone = Drone Controlling Cyber Arm (Level 3: 1/4)
There are no codes! You learn, however, that the Gatekeeper's existence is a deliberate keystone in the barrier, because UserZero cannot create a true impenetrable barrier. It's lifeforce is the key to the whole existence of the barrier; the only way to destroy the Barrier is to kill the Gatekeeper! The process seems irreversible. Might be good to note for the future.
OK, two things: A Descendant is technically equivalent to an Alpha Godmodder in power, except it's conditional to the presence of an Omega Plus and you fighting it with a group. And trust me, the OP Scale would stop any attempt to actually give you the ability to raise the power of people to actual Alpha level through random trinkets. As such, UserZero takes the opportunity and literally remote-detonates the RATs, killing the duo and proving the whole thing was a scam anyways-she had the whole thing under control, then literally erasing the duo and all evidence they even existed from existence!
UserZero: trust me. keep going and that'll hardly be the worst thing i can do.
The 1st Gateway's charge increases! A reminder: It can summon at ANY point as long as it has charge, it's just better to have more of it. Rinon unleashes, having her Schwas and herself aim a series of phonetics-based barrages directly into the hat of the Chief! The linguistic energies of this cause the Chief's Hat to take a massive 55,000 damage! The Annoying Dog brings out his Annoyance laser against the chief for 20,000 damage (no status condition though!). Sukard gets annoyed at the Annoying Dog and stabs it for 20,000 damage! The Christmas tree gifts the PZ side with +1s to all entity charges!
The 1st ESFB brings the pain to the Crimson Skeleton bodyguarding the Sp00pinator, killing it! The Vortex Monolith is SOMEHOW affected by that horrible noise, preventing it from cloaking the Annoying Dog! The Scout drones pick off Citrustron! The other Drones kill one of Muffet's spiders! the BA Slasher copies Salt's ability to double distance gains/losses (which doesn't stack with Salt himself)! The Obsidian Barricades are taking damage...
sp00pinator unleashes his dreaded ultimate, sp00py scary! He calls upon the sp00piest of all sp00ps he can possibly channel, and begins his most dreaded technique: dancing! the chief is horrified by the sp00py scary skeletons that sent shivers down his spine, mostly because the dancing causes his spine to come to life for 66,600 damage...I promptly flip all the numbers upside-down and then add 100. It's now 100,000 damage to the Chief, which is much better proportioned for the level of charge given.
Rootmars psionically assaults the Chief for 20,000 damage! His minions join in for a total of 18,000 damage to the Chief as well! Salt's stunned, but gets better! The Dark Star Core assails two Disembodied Hands for 20,000 damage each! Muffet follows Salt's example. The Baneblade's engine troubles have expired, and it fires upon the Spore Cannon for 25,000 damage with all guns! The Shard of the Drakon fries the Chief for 20,000 damage again!
The G.F. Alpha Omega opens fire upon Salt for 16,000 damage! The Spore Cannon lands a direct hit on Roomtars for 20,000 damage! The Instant Raman Army is bombarded by noise and crystalline barriers, and can't do anything this turn...
The Chief's Tombstones keep guarding the Disembodied Heart. The Chief himself beats his chest and smashes his fists in a double haymaker directly into General Tor's mechsuit, dealing 50,000 damage! His hat, aside from top-off, doesn't have any weaponry...
Twitchy draws-the Two of Hearts! This heals an entity for the total of its' CURRENT HP. She elects to use this on the Alpha-Omega, healing it up by 70,000 HP! Twitchy herself is altogether too distracted rocking out to that horrible music to do her thing...Her High Knife Clusters shiv Rootmars for 40,000 damgae, soaring over Salt; the other two are caught by the crystals. The Disembodied Hands do their impression of a certain anime move, and rapidly punch the Shard of the Drakon for 20,000 damage! The Disembodied Heart unleashes an additional 10,000 damage to it and spawns in the Duke of Flies! The duke will, in turn, spawn more flies to do its damage. No, this may not be accurate to the Binding of Isaac.
Richard +2s Talist and FBSN, then pulls out a secret weapon-the cannon hidden in his prototype banhammer! He takes careful aim, lining up the perfect shot, and fires directly into the Tombstones, leaving only a fiery trail and the absense of two Tombstones!
UserZero +3s the PZs and...Ooh. She's leaning very close to a Plunger Detonator.
UserZero: this is what i'm talkin' about, right here.
UserZero: to keep it simple...i think you'll be singing a very different tune if this goes off.
UserZero: of course, given past records of near-suicidal determination to see me dead, well, i think i'll just have to push this plunger.
UserZero: but perhaps not? maybe you'll see reason?
Godmodder477: She's just trying to trick you! I bet she'll just kill you all when she's done with me! I know her too well!
UserZero: look, tuba boy. since WHEN have i really shown you overt disdain bar the tuba incident?
Godmodder477: You're dodging the point! You can hate me without having saying it! Plus, you hate basically anything I like, and like basically anything I hate!
UserZero: ...It's reasonable to have good tastes. Then again, you aren't reasonable.
UserZero: More 'moral' members of the Omegas? They insisted that you were a prime example why the ladder ought to be implemented when we discussed the idea. I honestly could have cared less at the time about you specifically-not like you'd care for such or believe me, but, it says something that they specifically signaled you out.
UserZero: Descendants...Does that sound reasonable to you?
UserZero: Does HE sound reasonable to you?
Godmodder477: Does SHE sound reasonable to you?
Godmodder477: I mean, having said what I have, she's usually fine with contempt unless she gets stupidly angry-this whole 'kill you all' thing is a nosedive in sanity on her part!
Godmodder477: She's lost it! I might be a bit of a narcissist at times, but SHE'S gone PSYCHO!
She doesn't do anything else...
Terrain: Crystalline Mountains of Massiveness. Airborn enemies take a -10% evasiveness penalty. Rootmars can be hit by non-flying entities. 10% Chance to shield attacks against AZ entities.
Weather: Horrible Noise. 20% chance to stop an entity's attack during their move.
[AZ?] sans: ???. arrival: iiiiiiiiii
[N] 1st Gateway: Indestructible. TECHNICALLY. Control panel: HP:20,000 (Guarded by Energy Shield). Energy Shield: HP 50,000/50,000 HP (+10,000 per turn; cannot be lowered past 1, cannot block under 1 damage). Summoning: IIIII
[N] Rinon Raidynas: 121,000/185,000 Effective HP. ʃwɑː stɹaɪkfɔɹs: III fənɛtɪk dɛvəsteɪʃən: IIIIII Action: Use the second ability! Schwas: 10,000/10,000 HP x10.
[N] Christmas Tree: 100,000/100,00 HP. Gives +1 to all entity charges of a specific faction.
[GS] 1st ESFB Engineers: 44,000/75,000 HP. Tele-Sapper: III. Obsidian Stronghold: IIIII. Extremely Evasive (40%). Hyper Evasive (75%) when dodging fatal attacks above 10,000 HP. Weakened! Action: Tele-Sapper on Rootmars! Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance! I
[GS] Vortex Monolith: 53,000/80,000 HP. Gives an entity a Cloak. Cloaking: N/A Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance! I
[GS] Scout Drones: 500/500 HP x25. Evasive (25%) Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance! I
[GS] Sniper Drones: 500/500 HP x25. Deals piercing damage, ignoring armor and bodyguards of all kinds (barring a Godmodders because they're cheaters). Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance! I
[GS] Shock Drones: 1000/1000 HP x20. Thunderstorm: III Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance! I
[GS] BA Slasher: 40,000/40,000 HP. Copy Power!
[GS] John: 20/20 HP. Soul of the Captain: IIIII (Minicrits, +2 Armor) Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance! I
AZ Damage: 42,000/50,000
PZ Damage: 28,000/50,000
H Damage: 16,000/50,000
[AZ] Sp00pinator: 138,000/300,000 HP. Lunge of sp00p: II sp00py shield: IIIII Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIII ULTIMATE: Sp00py Scary...: IIIIIIIIIII action: use the Ultimate!
[AZ] Rootmars: 63,000/200,000 HP. Invulnerable to non-airborn entities, unless they have a way of hitting that far up...Action: Attack the Chief!
Mini-UFO's: 27,000/27,000 HP x1; 14,000/13,000 HP x1. Piolted by a Martian Rookie each! Independance Day: II
Martian Rookies: 5,000/5,000 HP x2.
[AZ] Salt: 112,000/215,000 HP. Doubles distance gains/losses! TRAVELLER RETURNING: III
[AZ] Dark Bowser: 0/38,500 HP. Attacks cannot miss nor fail for ANY reason except countering-cannot dodge for ANY reason barring being taken off the entity list. Unable to act until the Dark Star Core is returned!
[AZ] Dark Star Core: 60,000/60,000 HP. Tentacles: 6,000/6,000 HP x3. Bodyguarding the Core! Glasses: 9,600/9,600 x2. 2 random Tentacles have 100% dodge chance while either is alive (doesn't stack!) Double-target. I WILL BE HAVING THE ESCAPE! IIIII
[AZ] Muffet the Spider: 100,000/180,000 HP. Can take +1s in exchange for healing items. Charges: 19/40. Synchronized Dance: 10 charge. Tea Party: 20 charge. Spider Muffin: 40 charge. Spiders: 5,000/5,000 HP x3. Stunned!
[AZ] Baneblade: 7/8 Hull Points. 13/12/11. Easier to damage from the sides and back; harder to hit as well, though. Tank Shock: II
[AZ] Shard of the Drakon: 190,000/210,000 HP. Deals Double damage to Ice/Snow entities and entities weak to Sunlight! Starbeam: III Drakon Constelation: IIIII
[AZ] General tor's Mechsuit: 150,000/150,000 HP. Energy Ball: III Background Barrage: IIII
[PZ] Spore Cannon: 72,000/133,000 HP. Burning: II Anti-Air.
[PZ] Instant Raman Army (Regiment): 1,000/1,000 HP x60. Crits on any food-related summon.
[PZ] The Duke of Flies: 150,000/150,000 HP. Spawns Flies to do the majority of its damage.
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 17/20 HP. Has 1 Armor.
[PZ] Tombstones: 28,800/30,000 HP x1; 11,600 x1. Bodyguarding the Disembodied Heart!
[PZ-BOSS] The Chief: 693,000/1,000,000 HP. Donut Mess: IIII. Aspect of Decay: IIIIIIII. Hat: 275,000/400,000 HP. Top Off: IIIDefending Twitchy! Has 2 Bombs! Paralyzed: III
[-GATEKEEPER-][PZ-BOSS]Twitchy, the Hivemind Incarnate: 616,000/616,000 HP; Can Draw; Attacks can stun, Double Action! Alchemical: III Hivemind: IIIII. Currently shielded by the Red Array of Death! Low Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 HP x1; 61,000/86,000 HP x1; Anti-Ground. Medium Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 x2; High Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 x1; 67,000/86,000 HP x1; Anti-Air. Disembodied Hands: 166,000/166,000 HP x3; 73,000/166,000 HP x1; Can Draw. Red Array of Death: Shielding Twitchy! Disembodied Heart: 158,000/300,000 HP. Spawns enemies!
[PZ] Twitchy's Deck of Cards: 8/9. Discard Pile: 2 of Clubs. Card Selection: III
[AZ-γ] Godmodder477: 31/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 123/150 HP. Behind the Barrier-Invulnerable! Leaning on a Plunger Detonator...
Distance to Yggdrasil: 4000. Locked until the gatekeeper is dead!
The Armory (in the spoilers)
[||||] The Power Cleaner: RECHARGING. Owner: Bomber57 [AZ]
[|||||] The Zeroth Ball: RECHARGING. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[||||]Traho: READY. Owner: The_Topazian [AZ]
[|||||||]Mask of Agony: READY. Owner: Hezetor [AZ]
Chair (I hope I don't tick you off, Ire.) && Marker = Chairiel 1/??? Broken Reign of Arrows && Iron Ingots && A WHOLE Lotta Duct Tape = Fixed Reign of Arrows 5/9 (Well, technically, it isn't the same alchemy, it's the FIXED Reign of Arrows, not just Reign of Arrows.)
Darude && Sandstorm = Darude - Sandstorm 2/7
Feyd, the Enderman King 9/25 Chuck Norris (AW HELL YEAH) 11/50
Newb King (Note, NEWB, not NOOB.) 3/17
+1 to Fury, +1 to Toast, +1 to Pricey
Darn it, I missed a whole update due to Xenoblade Chronicles X. D:
/sadnull
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Also, Tazz, you appear not to have updated the health of the entities. I mean, just keeping mine into account, I know my mechsuit took 50,000 damage last turn, and both Twitchy and the Chief took massive damage as well.
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No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
I attempt to figure out whether an actual Alpha Godmodder would have 10 or 20 HP (and if they would have 10 HP, try to figure out if that makes Descendants stronger than Alpha Godmodders).
Walker can't help but spare himself a grin upon seeing the exceptional damage value of his normal, if rather stylish, attack. Back from where he was from, that kind of damage was only the norm of a Backup Bash, the strongest and least accurate of attacks... he can only wonder what the future may hold in store for some of his arsenal of abilities. Especially his special take on the Backup Bash.
The BA slasher does not steal powers: it steals roles.
a role is something like area denial or tanking or damage dealer or dot and so on.
When it steals a role from an entity it does not loose any power it only loose the ability to do the particular job he had(Its other stats might increase so that it stays of the same power).
So a regular entity would mostly be unaffected by lack of hats wile a specialized entity(like one made for tanking) loose its specialization and gains more of its other stats for compensating.
On the other hand each time the slasher steals roles its other stats lowers because it comes from the balanced annihilation universe./null
Crippled Braindamaged Weak Puny Honey Badger: 3/50 (And yes, it's still very strong, assuming it will evolve).
Main Battle Superheavy Tank: 3/50
I proceed o prove just how annoying teleport-spam is by putting on, teleport spamming to it's beat (Perfectly at it), also making it clear where I tok the teleport-spam from (Which, seeing how it went on me, and that he is That One Boss, makes a LOT of sense), and only stopping to unleash a LOT of beam spam at the PZs, wich is then compounded by dropping tripmines.
A new ranged weapon based upon Guardians. It also gives a true reward for fighting them, which means that it fixes two complaints with a single item (Technically two).
Weaponized rockets. Now rockets can be used as weapons (I didn't think of a good subtitle of sorts).
Mumble-fading into a growl*It's like watching someone with their invert...
*There is no viable onomatopoeia for this that comes to mind.
MZ: Sorry, but regardless of how reasonable either of you are, I sort of need Richard alive later.
MZ: Which means I can't let him die right now, and I don't think you'll care about my reasons for that.
MZ: If you want, I could explain the basics of my plan, but I think we'd still disagree afterwords.
New Alchemy Project:
Coffee && Dragon Scale = ???
Action:
MZ: ...
MZ: Is that an army...
MZ: Made of ramen?
...Is it edible?
I change Heavy Class Commandment back to Assassin form, and flash-stepping my way through the Instant Raman Army, waiting for them to start falling apart.
Entity orders:
I'm all alone right now.
- - - Usually the edge of what's relevant - - -
Inventory:
Nemean Jacket [Level 10] [Equipped]
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9]
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Probably used up?)
Lacrima 24/25: There's something to be said about a power that lifts all its restrictions and costs for so little. Touching a ghost’s anchor, being in the City or a realm of the dead, or when your target is a ghost. But the best reason is that those same restrictions are lifted in times of true desperation, when failure would lead to ruin or death, or when protecting something you truly care about.
MZ: All your desperation, all your despair, all your tears, that is the path to true power.
Yet Another Magical Bird 12/15: Really, they're all over the place.
Shield-bearer 10/20: Pseudo-deployment of artificial body; TEST 01(ONE).
I take all of the unfunny Undertale memes, put them into a blender, put the unfunny Undertale meme juice into the large hadron collider, resulting in the bALL of dunckage xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD, and then throw that at the chief. he hAS a bad teim xDDDDD
Quote: 47/50
And again...: 35/50
Marvel of Machinery: 5/50
ALCHEMIZE! Flare Gun && Miniature Sun = Solar Flare (Level 5, 6/6) COMPLETE!
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
17/50 The being that is itself time
15/50 Willpower to Surpass Gods (+2 from Richard)
4/50 Galenth Dysely. I feel the need to troll someone...
Christmas Tree II Bomb: Trojan Tree 2/??
A christmas tree that explodes when the person it is planted upon attacks.
Orialchum && General Tor's Mechsuit: Armored Mech 3/11
+3 Ire
"So, we've got a series of progressively more powerful opponents, a large supporting cast that take turns in the spotlight, with some there for most of the time, in a battle for someone to become stronger, in a series about defeating opponents that are stronger than you with creativity and heart, that is simultaneously lighthearted, epic, and terrifying if one thinks about it too deeply. It's official, we are now one fight against the 'most powerful being in the multiverse' from being Dragon Ball Z."
(Notices Matt is down)
"Meatshield down!
And, while I do admit that Richard isn't exactly a prime example of sanity, you seem to have gone off the deep end just a bit, Uzi.
First off, you kind of looked down on Richard right at the start of this battle! I mean, I understand why, it was a really stupid thing that he did, but that's an occasion where you looked down on Richard for some reason other than the Tuba Incident. Second, how did you open this thread again?
UserZero: ah, thinking of leaving, were you? yeah, can’t let word get out that easily!
UserZero: anyone who gets on stays on until i say otherwise, and i can do quite a bit more than you’d think with a few mc avatars!
UserZero: soooooo, just sit tight there and we’ll get this trash all worked out in a jiffy, and then i get to find where you live and add to my corpse collection!
UserZero: seriously i need a few more anti-godmodders to round out the collection right now!
The first words you said to us were about how we were trying to leave. The second set seems to be threatening us, the third was downright stating that you were going to kill us, and the fourth statement was claiming that we, who had just tried to LEAVE, mind you, were anti-godmodders interested in taking you down. You were the one who drove our alliance together, for most of us. The rest of us have very concrete reasons to be here. Which I won't discuss because that would be a story approximately 1600 pages long."
I get a faraway look in my eye, as I stare at the Yggdrasil.
"Reason? We'll see reason? Well, I'll tell you this much: I'm going for the outcome with the least amount of death possible. Now, if Richard beats you, I doubt he will kill you. He has not tried to kill anyone through their Minecraft avatars at any point during this adventure. The only person he's killed was not even a person, but a super powered version of a video game representation of a real-life person. I mean, Charles Barkley from Shut Up and Jam Gaiden was tough, but not that powerful. You, on the other hand, have already killed a Beta Godmodder, who was trying to help you kill Richard, I might add, have boasted of a corpse pile, and said, at the beginning of the last story post, 'just let me kill Richard.'
I have to give him props. He's been enough of a thorn in your side that you're using his actual name and using proper capitalization.
Besides that, there's what you're planning at the World Tree. I don't know whether you were talking about the last Gatekeeper, or a plot point of some sort, but something tells me it cannot be good. If only because you really don't want us to see it.
I mean, were you seriously telling us that we'll suffer for our ignorance? Then tell us! I said this once, and I'll say it again: I would not receive orders from God himself if he came down from heaven without a reason. So give us a reason: why should we believe in this sudden change of heart from a confessed killer?
Not dying? That's a good bribe; I wouldn't even consider that a reason. However, people who can die are currently in the minority. Unless your bullets of linking also pierce player immunity, in which case I think the OP scale will respond in kind. Probably by allowing some of the noncombatants to open a hospital of some sort to deal with the casualties.
Richard, on the other hand, is obnoxious, not the brightest, has a swelled ego, and is stubborn as all heck. However, he has something you do not: a desire to prove himself. If you had not belittled him so much (and something tells me how you acted toward him in this thread's first post is how most of the Omega ranks act towards him) then he wouldn't feel this constant drive to show to the world how strong he is. I think. I cannot be sure, I have not visited the reality where every part of this world is the same except for Richard receiving the recognition he thinks he deserves.
Regardless, the fact remains that you did belittle his accomplishments. Surviving the Psi-Godmodding War is no mean feat. Being ambitious and courageous enough to go straight onto this server is impressive, though slightly stupid. Plain and simple, Uzi, up until now, you have been antagonistic, malevolent, and murderous. Richard, while not perfect, has not shown any of those traits. Why should any of us believe in what seems to be a sudden heel-face turn?
What, we take one step forward, and we're not gonna like what happens next? More threats. Great way to show your sincerity. Is this Portal 2? You used to want us dead but now you only want us gone? Well, unlike GLaDOS, you have not had us at your mercy only to let us go. Actions speak louder than words, Uzi. So I have a proposition. If you wish to prove your sincerity, then why not let the AFK Pionoplayer go? He's left already, so why not?
What, were you expecting the current DTG crowd's most outspoken speech-maker not to jump over this chance to make one?
Now if you'll excuse me, I think I've found the fate..."
Azazel drops down from a convenient hatch in the sky! He picks up the Red Ring O' Death, and continues attacking a Disembodied Hand with it!
The Dark Star Core takes two disembodied hands in its own hands, and fires rings of stars into them.
I WILL BE HAVING THE ESCAPE!!! IIIII
Energy Ball Charged! I fire an energy ball at the third disembodied hand. The ball blasts right through it, and comes back around to add a 5% dodge chance to any attack on the Mech.
Background Barrage IIII
I also use my three Spider Donuts on my Mechsuit. For some odd reason, they work, and the mechsuit is healed for 18,000.
"Hold on a second, I realized I never talked about why you're slightly crazy. Well, you have a corpse pile and are unleashing the powers of Eldritch Abominations without any fear. Something's up. Though we can't really help it, we're all slightly insane here.
HIT IT!"
I jump out of the mechsuit, put on a top hat, take a cane, and start to dance and sing.
"So let's go down the list,
I'm gonna tell you the gist
We've got a shopkeeper who deals in goods that are worthless
Seriously, they figuratively and literally cancel each other out
A couple time-travellers here to clean up a mess
Despite that the outcome of this interference is still in doubt
A group of people who joined a server that they didn't mean to,
Then decided to go to the disadvantaged side because they couldn't think of what else to do
Or those that decided to join with the one who said she'd kill us all
Whether because their job says to or because they care not about their fall
Me, who's here because I want a vacation filled with what I normally fight
Seriously, would anyone else continue to test their might?
The group in the middle, made of few fighters, who decided to break off from the Neutrals as a ploy
Ignoring that that same group in the middle is the one most often destroyed
Then there's the almighty, the GM over this rhyme
Who decided to take on the task of being God for a time
A man who wants to prove that he is stronger than thought by the rest
Decided that the smartest course of action is to fight the best
A girl (we think) who deals with forces that should be left alone
For no given reason, except possibly the power she owns
We're all under the control of people behind a computer screen
Who, with few exceptions, none of us have ever seen
They do this because for some reason, this is their idea of fun
So come on, it's Christmas, let's at least wait until the year is done.
Basically, you can't help that. We're all mad here."
I send a letter back to the city requesting backup, shortly thereafter dark corridor opens, and out steps... A ghost? And they didn't even bother sending me more than one person?
MZ: Which order are you from?
??: Raccoon
MZ: Hyena, and was expecting more of the same.
MZ: Oh, and those, over there, those are the enemy.
RW: Are you sure?
Entity/AlhambranWraith
Evasive. Reveals enemies secrets and weak-points.
Action:
MZ: Oh, right...
I charge towards the Chief, slashing at his Hat with Heavy Class Commandment's Caster form as I flash-step past, after I've passed him, I throw a bag of salt, just to make sure.
Entity orders:
The Wraith is still investigating Twichy, getting water everywhere in the process.
- - - Usually the edge of what's relevant - - -
Inventory:
Nemean Jacket [Level 10] [Equipped]
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9]
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Probably used up?)
The Foundation assets notice an usual temporal distortion. Further analysis reveals that if it continues as projected, the entire battlefield will soon freeze in place for several weeks before randomly unfreezing. The Foundation uses this time to continue development of their ultimate attack.
/null (because the ultimate attack will probably take around 20 hours of real time to create)
hair (I hope I don't tick you off, Ire.) && Marker = Chairiel 2/2 Done.
Broken Reign of Arrows && Iron Ingots && A WHOLE Lotta Duct Tape = Fixed Reign of Arrows 6/9 (Well, technically, it isn't the same alchemy, it's the FIXED Reign of Arrows, not just Reign of Arrows.)
Feyd, the Enderman King 10/25 (Chuck Norris (AW HELL YEAH) I'm not gonna have him blasted to oblivion from some alternate form of the ACNT.) Lance 15/50 (+3 from Fury)
Newb King (Note, NEWB, not NOOB.) 4/17
+1 to Fury, +1 to Toast, +1 to Pricey
(Sukard's helmet breaks)
(Writer promptly breaks out of a random block and breaks the 4th wall)
You can probably see why I crossed out she and added he after.
In the game she hails from, the player usually assumes that she is male until her 2nd phase, where her true gender is revealed.
The game isn't out yet on ROBLOX, so go try it after Destroy the (removed) 2's session is complete.
Like in 2015.
(goes back to reality and fixes 4th wall)
Sukard then promptly hacks and slashes at the Duke of Flies.
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Dimensional Breakout: 17/50 (HINT: Need some RNG tipping? I got it for sale.)
Bar: [AAAAAAAAAN]
"Well, I'm the true neutral over here, so let me give my opinion on this battle so far."
"I still don't entirely care about either side."
"We have an incredible narcissist over on one side and a psychopath on the other. I love those choices."
"And, Protip: Neither of your bribes matter to me. All I care about mostly is three things:
1. Writing a report on this for my peers (don't worry, i'll only let word spread once the fight is done. promise.)
2. Being a merchant.
3. Killing anybody who tries to overtake the GM."
"To be honest... I probably would side with one of you if forced completely. After all, profit is my main goal, and if I need to, then it will happen."
"Before either of you try, do not attempt mindcontrol. It won't end well."
Post II
Y flings a box jellyfish at Matt the Pirate.
He then feeds the Annoying Dog some Dog Salad.
Clear Crystal && Indigo Flames
Eye of Providence Pendant && Indigo Flames
The Goldflamer 5/10
Nebula Monolith 4/15
SCP-882 16/20
The Broken Church 2/10
00C: Can you provide me with context for the boss?
Alchemies[/b]
(M134 Minigun && Dispenser) && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Rapid Dispenser Module (5/6)
Brightstone && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Light Module (2/?)[/b][/i]
Energy Collector MK3 && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Energy Collector Module (2/?)[/i][/b]
Charges[/b]
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (3/50)
Project M09-The Logician (33/50) (+3 from Fseftr)
Project M10-The Java Programmer (10/50)
+3 to Fseftr
[b]Entity Command[/b]
Rinon will unleash fənɛtɪk dɛvəsteɪʃən upon the Chief's Hat, or the Chief if his hat is destroyed, or Twitchy's Disembodied Hands if the Chief has been slain.
5/50 HyperStorm (+1 proof)
+1 Nulitor, +1 Proof, +1 NinjaV (NinjaV, we need you to run a 50 post charge for the boss too, start it ASAP)
4/4 Ender Armor
4/11 Ender Acid Burst
1/? Ender Armor || Adaptive Armor = Tele-Interdiction Armor
1/? EXOS Cyber Arm && Scout Drone = Drone Controlling Cyber Arm
My Action: I try to figure out what the Chief is supposed to do when UserZero's security goes perfectly fine without him (due to the indestructible barriers). I then realize that the Chief probably has the security codes to deactivate the barrier, and attempt to launch a mental assualt to get the knowledge. Naturally, I run into the Chief's training in defending his memory against attempts to read to find secret security information, so I end up dumping more and more power into the attempt until the power manifests into a psychic vortex of destruction around him.
??? Action: The 2 people that actually got the misdelivered RATs arrive on the server. Since a Descendant is like half a godmodder rank, these guys are classes as Alpha Godmodders, but they are losing health rapidly due to the effect of the RATs. (OOC: I do not control these guys, and also it seems like people lose HP when they go from Descendant to Alpha Godmodder).
RichardPlaysMC [?-a]: 10/10 HP (losing 1 HP per turn)
ZeroUserConfidence [?-a]: 10/10 HP (losing 1 HP per turn)
Inventory:
Equipped:
Endermite Sword (Level 5): a sword that can create endermites on contact, or even from swinging really hard. These endermites create a diversion on the field, and also can burrow inside the target to cause {SQUICK}.
Ender Explosives (Level 3): A variant ender pearl that, instead of teleporting the user, teleports explosives (from a cache established in the End) to the target. Functionally acts as a contact grenade.
Ender Hook (Level 2): A unique device that looks similar to a grappling hook pistol. When fired, it shoots out an ender pearl with a hook on the end that impales into the target. The user can then press a button to either recover the projectile, or teleport to its location.
Endermite Pearls (Level 2): An ender pearl augmented to call into existance a swarm of endermites from the End dimensions. The endermites attack anything nearby, potentially including the thrower.
EXOS Cyber Arm (Level 1): A cybernetic arm equipped with an extremely powerful EXOS AI core. This core is able to run calculations required to operate extremely advanced weaponry effectively, in addition to being able to control a Scout Drone to provide me with additional firepower.
Ender Armor (Level 3): An armor made up of a combination of diamonds and ender pearls, that ends up with a distinctive purple appearance. It is somewhat weaker than normal armor against direct attacks, but its energy can be channeled to semi-randomly teleport the user.
Inventory:
Ender Sword (Level 1): A sword made out a combination of diamonds and ender pearls. It occasionally teleports the user around the enemy being attacked to hit it from multiple angles.
Amulet of Endermancy (Level ???): A unique amulet that can channel endermancy powers, and can also gain Godmodding energy by damaging godmodders. This energy provides minor bonuses to help fight godmodders. Godmodder Health Absorbed: 9
Under Development:
Ender Acid Burst (spellcraft)(Level 10): Calls into existence a vicious acid at the target location. This acid operates by slowly teleporting away the layers of almost any substance it is near, with few substances being able to resist the effect. The acid lingers for a while before departing.
Tele-Interdiction Armor (Level ???): This "armor" is in fact contained in a special ring that stores a large amount of obsidian in hyperspace. When an attack is incoming, the ring pulls the obsidian out of hyperspace in the way of the attack to block it.
Drone Controlling Cyber Arm (Level ???): A cybernetic arm modified with an AI core that can control a friendly drone to aid the user in the field. It can also respawn the drone (note: the drone is merely a damage bonus, and potentially a chance to meatshield an incoming attack when players are vulnerable again, but not an entity).
Imperator 40/50
Lin-Willdrew 10/50
Rifles && Energy Titan Essence = ?? 4/11
Staff && Plant Titan Essence = Titanbloom Staff 5/11
Bow && Air Titan Essence = Titangust Bow 7/11
8,000/35,000 XP Lv. 2 (+2 HP total)
+3 ...Crystal?
I poke the Chief's hat because reasons.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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you guys. you don't seem to stop, ever, do you?
...hrm, what would make that change? clearly, attacking you isn't going to work...richard being low on hp won't do, especially with that guy coming...
...perhaps something else?
i can certainly play the game of vague goals, if need be.
lets' be clear,if you kill twitchy...you kill the 2nd gatekeeper...
...and you will NOT like what happens next.
copying from someone I know...you could say you're going to have a Bad Time.
yeah, seriously, that line is already overused. but...well...i could also say...
...You'd be in a World of Pain. You're going to suffer for your ignorance if you press on.
I might actually spare you if you just let me kill Richard. End this clean.
The Chief blocks it!
You give the Soul of the Captain to John! This will give him permanent minicrits and +2 armor until it runs dry! However, the OP Scale intervenes-this is only going to be a 5-turn buff!
BA slasher summoned! I think he has copy ability? Eh.
The Battlefield is already a landscape!
Brightstone && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Light Module (Level 5: 1/6)
Energy Collector MK3 && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Energy Collector Module (Level 5: 1/6)
Charges
Wow, artwork. 35,000 damage to the Chief!
He/she ignores you! The odds of harming the Godmodder as an entity are astronomically low and require incredible creative ability that most don't have!
The 2 damage you would have done is reduced to nothing by his newfound armor!
Richard gets a burst of intuition from the far-flung future of DTG1 and uses Quick Attack on the Magikarp, OHKOing it!
+11,000 HP to the sp00pinator!
Critmist Recipe components OOO Same Bottle that used to make the Potion of Critmist = Potion of critmist (Level 5: 1/6) 1/?
Nectar OOO Critical Potion = Potion of Dire Nectar (Level 8: 1/9)
13,000 damage to the spore cannon!
HE will do as you say!
1,200 damage to all 5 Tombstones!
Weegee was a weaker Godmodder than Richard (Beta Plus instead of Gamma), and Richard is MUCH better at it than Weegee ever was! Hence, she really can't without wasting ammunition.
16,000 damage to the Chief's Hat!
Nothing of note happens: The computer continues playing the game. Meanwhile, the D-class meets his Avatar face-to-face, and eerily gathers no reaction beyond what he inputs into the computer. Almost.
Uhh, looking into it...Ah, here we go! A valid answer, except not: That bright thing providing light over the server isn't a sun at all, hence it is not sunlight, hence the Chief isn't weak to the sun. Or at least, he does not posses more vulnerability to legitimtae sunlight than any other random creature.
The real question is, what is that thing if it isn't the sun?
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111: h0i! welc0me to...DA TEM DESCRIPTION! bATTLEFURY's tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111? iT'S so defensive!!! IT adds +1 ARMOR! DOESN'T Maek 'DA game TOO EeASY!
19,000 damage to the G.F. Alpha-Omega! UserZero causes extinction 2.0 of the Reverse Wood! Also, yeah, game balancing.
sans somehow takes your tricycle, but he doesn't actually start riding it...You then realize sans was nowhere near you and couldn't have possibly just taken it. You chalk it up to this being a dumb forum game.
14,000 damage to the Chief!
Minicritted 27,000 damage to Salt!
Essence of Corruption && The Forge Stoker = Brittlestoker (Level 5: 3/6)
Scalding Holy Water 000 Essence of Corruption = Scalding Unholy Water (Level 4: 3/5)
Dark Star Core summoned! Also, duly noted...Scratch the previous statement here. Given that's basically a 9-turn charge with a debuff attached, I think 100,000 is fair on some reconsideration.
Orialchum && General Tor's Mechsuit: Armored Mech (Level 10: 1/11)
Mega Mushroom II Invincibility Star: Supercharged Mega Mushroom (Level 15: 1/16)
The OP Scale, apparently, cares. 15,000 damage to a Disembodied Hand!
Hyena Pin || Black Skull Pin = Psionic Hyena Pin (Prototype) (Level 7: 1/8)
12,000 damage to the Cannons, killing 4!
You see sans coming. He's a skeleton wearing a blue jacket, a yellow scarf, some pants and shoes, and a glove similar to Richard's, except it's got the capital Gamma instead of the undercase. He's walking towards your location slowly.
UserZero rescues him from the infinite fall, but not before he takes 9,000 damage!
World Tree Shield: A shield bearing the wood and power of Yggdrasil, emitting energies of time, nature, life and creation. It's one of the greater forces for nature you can name. It's defensive applications equate to its offensive applicaitons.
Black Hole Shield: A shield that is also literally a rectangular black hole that you can somehow hold. Look, this makes no sense to me in any way, even by DTG standards, but you can suck attacks in with it and block 'em that way. Or just ram it into people and supercompress them to death.
Focused 46,000 damage to the Tombstones! At least one dies!
Computer Monitors && Telekinetic Harness = HAX!!!!!!!! (Level 4: 1/5)
7,000 damage to the Chief!
16,000 damage to a High Knife Cluster!
I'll be frank: Double-action is an ability you already have, as you already can act twice per turn. If you're looking for more, no dice; that's where I draw the line, you are NOT getting beyond that. In any case, the more and more I do this the more and more I feel like I've made another balancing mistake, but right now I'm not as convinced as Rugname...In any case. You get Phantom Walker's immunity to burns! That's literally the only other ability he has! (Armor is not an ability!)
Quantum Infinitet (Level 8: 9/9) Done!
NEW: Infinite Improbability Generator && Matrice limitativa = Improbability Drive (Level -1: 1/-1)
What did you expect form something that's basically been a paradox generator, and then adding something that controls the result? Really, the only thing that can make another Improbability Drive (as an alchemy) is an Improbability Drive, and I say to you, good luck finding the thing that would hand one over willingly.
Module of atomic manipulation && Module of stasis manipulation && Module of quantum manipulation (neutrinos) = Module of Total Manipulation (Level 15: 1/16)
Not so fast, buckaroo...also, ignore the red from here-on, it just won't go away.
throne of the Skies /\/ = Throne of the Seas (Level 5)
throne of the Seas: A luxurious throne of polished Prismite and diamond, this glorious throne can hover slightly off of teh ground, but is at home in the oceans, exploring even the deepest of underwater depths with ease, and giving the passenger the ability to breathe underwater! Also comes with a safe defensive turret. Also, again, ignore the red text, you can make this.
19,000 damage to the Chief's Hat.
Phoenix Feather && Holy Water = Phoenix Extract (Level 4: 1/5)
9,000 damage to the cannons! 3 are destroyed!
+1 to just one charge. Also, you still have control over it. As for the last bit...You said as much yourself, and if you hadn't intended to, you made a confusing statement and I'd retract it, and I'll allow that much without any requisit nerfing.
5,000 damage to the Chief!
Halfway there, Zombiecorp realizes a glaring error in their datakeeping system, and recall the Chief as a member of Godmodding Inc, and was never part of Zombiecorp!...They go through the attack anyways for a Focused 56,000 damage!
OK, aside: Basically the instant I saw you copied it, I basically ignored it even though you added some stuff to it. That'll never work! The Curse of Repetetiveness somehow works backwards in time to block you!
(N00b && N00b crown && Pronoob badge) 1/1 = Hacker's Regalia (Level 6: 1/7)
Focused 48,000 damage to Citrustron!
You've set so much stuff on fire that your pyromania is countered by the Curse of repetetiveness! Oi vey!
Rifles && Energy Titan Essence = Amptitan Rifles (Level 10: 3/11)
Attack and Defend: Take the Excavator's Incendiary Autobow. Now, combine it with a massive plate of armor. You get this: A bow with diamond plating big enough that, holding the bow properly, it can shield you from all attack! a little vertical silt allows you to see the other side for unimpeded aiming as well.
UserZero buffs your instant summon of an Instant Raman Army! Yes. That's what you summoned. Instant Raman Army summoned!
mercury...who are you loyal to?
it's the agent, right?
You and the Chief have different tastes in headgear, but you somehow obliterate the hat anyways. 8,000 damage to the Chief's Hat! You heal the Vortex Monolith for 3,000 HP, and then command it to switch cloaks to a Neutral that's basically an AZ entity anyways!
UserZero sets up a Christmas Tree! It is Neutral and gives extra charge points to the entities of a specific faction! Because UserZero set it up, it's rigged in her favor. But not all the time!
UserZero ninja'd you on the tree, but you deal 7,000 damage to a Disembodied Hand!...You sense the Curse of Repetetiveness haunting your Manaticon Flamesprayer. I'd lay off of that for a while.
Refined Regenerator: Sporting a 200% increase in overheal health and a 125% increase in healing from its previous model, this is a superpowerful healing utensil!
You get his Levitator Enforcer! It works like Crocidibli's: 4-turn chargeup, and it inflicts Inversed on an enemy for 2 turns. The inflicted's damage and healing methods are reversed: harm heals and heals harm.
14,000 damage to the Disembodied Hand!
Hellowz, AMPPL50. I presume you're TMB50 from Terraria?...I have bad news. You can't charge past a cap of 50. I'm sorry, but after a point the game just becomes bigger and bigger charging, and 50 is a reasonable limit that I've chosen from my very successful preedecessor to keep people somewhat more focused on attacking the Godmodder. Regardless, welcome!
The chief manages to keep himself from transforming, but the process damages him for 16,000 damage! Then, you change the 'Weather' to Horrible Music! Everyone has a 20% chance to screw up their actions in the EoTB!
Uh, which boss?
The bling does nothing!
Matt isn't alive! +5,000 HP to the Annoying Dog!
Clear Crystal && Indigo Flames = Khaydarin crystal (Level 7: 1/8) If you get this reference...
Eye of Providence Pendant && Indigo Flames = Cipher's Call (Level 17: 1/18)
In hindsight, the level of omniscience this thing gives is enough to justify it's increased level.
She will do as you say.
Ender Armor || Adaptive Armor = Tele-Interdiction Armor (Level 8: 1/9)
EXOS Cyber Arm && Scout Drone = Drone Controlling Cyber Arm (Level 3: 1/4)
There are no codes! You learn, however, that the Gatekeeper's existence is a deliberate keystone in the barrier, because UserZero cannot create a true impenetrable barrier. It's lifeforce is the key to the whole existence of the barrier; the only way to destroy the Barrier is to kill the Gatekeeper! The process seems irreversible. Might be good to note for the future.
OK, two things: A Descendant is technically equivalent to an Alpha Godmodder in power, except it's conditional to the presence of an Omega Plus and you fighting it with a group. And trust me, the OP Scale would stop any attempt to actually give you the ability to raise the power of people to actual Alpha level through random trinkets. As such, UserZero takes the opportunity and literally remote-detonates the RATs, killing the duo and proving the whole thing was a scam anyways-she had the whole thing under control, then literally erasing the duo and all evidence they even existed from existence!
UserZero: trust me. keep going and that'll hardly be the worst thing i can do.
20,000 damage to the Chief!
Terrain: Crystalline Mountains of Massiveness. Airborn enemies take a -10% evasiveness penalty. Rootmars can be hit by non-flying entities. 10% Chance to shield attacks against AZ entities.
Weather: Horrible Noise. 20% chance to stop an entity's attack during their move.
[AZ?] sans: ???. arrival: iiiiiiiiii
[N] 1st Gateway: Indestructible. TECHNICALLY. Control panel: HP:20,000 (Guarded by Energy Shield). Energy Shield: HP 50,000/50,000 HP (+10,000 per turn; cannot be lowered past 1, cannot block under 1 damage). Summoning: IIIII
[N] Sukard: 150,000/250,000 HP.
[N] Christmas Tree: 100,000/100,00 HP. Gives +1 to all entity charges of a specific faction.
[GS] 1st ESFB Engineers: 44,000/75,000 HP. Tele-Sapper: III. Obsidian Stronghold: IIIII. Extremely Evasive (40%). Hyper Evasive (75%) when dodging fatal attacks above 10,000 HP. Weakened! Action: Tele-Sapper on Rootmars! Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance! I
[GS] Vortex Monolith: 53,000/80,000 HP. Gives an entity a Cloak. Cloaking: N/A Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance! I
[GS] Scout Drones: 500/500 HP x25. Evasive (25%) Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance! I
[GS] Sniper Drones: 500/500 HP x25. Deals piercing damage, ignoring armor and bodyguards of all kinds (barring a Godmodders because they're cheaters). Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance! I
[GS] Shock Drones: 1000/1000 HP x20. Thunderstorm: III Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance! I
[GS] BA Slasher: 40,000/40,000 HP. Copy Power!
[GS] John: 20/20 HP. Soul of the Captain: IIIII (Minicrits, +2 Armor) Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance! I
AZ Damage: 42,000/50,000
PZ Damage: 28,000/50,000
H Damage: 16,000/50,000
[AZ] Sp00pinator: 138,000/300,000 HP. Lunge of sp00p: II sp00py shield: IIIII Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIII ULTIMATE: Sp00py Scary...: IIIIIIIIIII action: use the Ultimate!
[AZ] Rootmars: 63,000/200,000 HP. Invulnerable to non-airborn entities, unless they have a way of hitting that far up...Action: Attack the Chief!
Mini-UFO's: 27,000/27,000 HP x1; 14,000/13,000 HP x1. Piolted by a Martian Rookie each! Independance Day: II
Martian Rookies: 5,000/5,000 HP x2.
[AZ] Salt: 112,000/215,000 HP. Doubles distance gains/losses! TRAVELLER RETURNING: III
[AZ] Dark Bowser: 0/38,500 HP. Attacks cannot miss nor fail for ANY reason except countering-cannot dodge for ANY reason barring being taken off the entity list. Unable to act until the Dark Star Core is returned!
[AZ] Dark Star Core: 60,000/60,000 HP. Tentacles: 6,000/6,000 HP x3. Bodyguarding the Core! Glasses: 9,600/9,600 x2. 2 random Tentacles have 100% dodge chance while either is alive (doesn't stack!) Double-target. I WILL BE HAVING THE ESCAPE! IIIII
[AZ] Muffet the Spider: 100,000/180,000 HP. Can take +1s in exchange for healing items. Charges: 19/40. Synchronized Dance: 10 charge. Tea Party: 20 charge. Spider Muffin: 40 charge. Spiders: 5,000/5,000 HP x3. Stunned!
[AZ] Baneblade: 7/8 Hull Points. 13/12/11. Easier to damage from the sides and back; harder to hit as well, though. Tank Shock: II
[AZ] Shard of the Drakon: 190,000/210,000 HP. Deals Double damage to Ice/Snow entities and entities weak to Sunlight! Starbeam: III Drakon Constelation: IIIII
[AZ] General tor's Mechsuit: 150,000/150,000 HP. Energy Ball: III Background Barrage: IIII
[AZ] Hezetor: 20/20. 1 Armor. Airborn. Capable of Copying Deceased Entities! Copied: Phantom Walker (Occasional Agony Stacks), Phantom Walker (Immunity to Burns), Crocidibli (Levitator Enforcer: IIII).
[PZ] G.F. Alpha-Omega: 140,000/150,000 HP. Airborn. Cannons: 8x3,000 HP. Wrap-up: IIII
[PZ] Spore Cannon: 72,000/133,000 HP. Burning: II Anti-Air.
[PZ] Instant Raman Army (Regiment): 1,000/1,000 HP x60. Crits on any food-related summon.
[PZ] The Duke of Flies: 150,000/150,000 HP. Spawns Flies to do the majority of its damage.
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 17/20 HP. Has 1 Armor.
[PZ] Tombstones: 28,800/30,000 HP x1; 11,600 x1. Bodyguarding the Disembodied Heart!
[PZ-BOSS] The Chief: 693,000/1,000,000 HP. Donut Mess: IIII. Aspect of Decay: IIIIIIII. Hat: 275,000/400,000 HP. Top Off: III Defending Twitchy! Has 2 Bombs! Paralyzed: III
[-GATEKEEPER-][PZ-BOSS] Twitchy, the Hivemind Incarnate: 616,000/616,000 HP; Can Draw; Attacks can stun, Double Action! Alchemical: III Hivemind: IIIII. Currently shielded by the Red Array of Death! Low Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 HP x1; 61,000/86,000 HP x1; Anti-Ground. Medium Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 x2; High Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 x1; 67,000/86,000 HP x1; Anti-Air. Disembodied Hands: 166,000/166,000 HP x3; 73,000/166,000 HP x1; Can Draw. Red Array of Death: Shielding Twitchy! Disembodied Heart: 158,000/300,000 HP. Spawns enemies!
[PZ] Twitchy's Deck of Cards: 8/9. Discard Pile: 2 of Clubs. Card Selection: III
[AZ-γ] Godmodder477: 31/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 123/150 HP. Behind the Barrier-Invulnerable! Leaning on a Plunger Detonator...
Distance to Yggdrasil: 4000. Locked until the gatekeeper is dead!
The Armory (in the spoilers)
[||||] The Power Cleaner: RECHARGING. Owner: Bomber57 [AZ]
[|||||] The Zeroth Ball: RECHARGING. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[||||] Traho: READY. Owner: The_Topazian [AZ]
[|||||||] Mask of Agony: READY. Owner: Hezetor [AZ]
Chair (I hope I don't tick you off, Ire.) && Marker = Chairiel 1/???Broken Reign of Arrows && Iron Ingots && A WHOLE Lotta Duct Tape = Fixed Reign of Arrows 5/9 (Well, technically, it isn't the same alchemy, it's the FIXED Reign of Arrows, not just Reign of Arrows.)Darude && Sandstorm = Darude - Sandstorm 2/7Feyd, the Enderman King 9/25Chuck Norris (AW HELL YEAH) 11/50Newb King (Note, NEWB, not NOOB.) 3/17+1 to Fury, +1 to Toast, +1 to PriceyDarn it, I missed a whole update due to Xenoblade Chronicles X. D:
/sadnull
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War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
/NULL FOR CHARGE UPDATE!
Also, Tazz, you appear not to have updated the health of the entities. I mean, just keeping mine into account, I know my mechsuit took 50,000 damage last turn, and both Twitchy and the Chief took massive damage as well.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
I attempt to figure out whether an actual Alpha Godmodder would have 10 or 20 HP (and if they would have 10 HP, try to figure out if that makes Descendants stronger than Alpha Godmodders).
Walker can't help but spare himself a grin upon seeing the exceptional damage value of his normal, if rather stylish, attack. Back from where he was from, that kind of damage was only the norm of a Backup Bash, the strongest and least accurate of attacks... he can only wonder what the future may hold in store for some of his arsenal of abilities. Especially his special take on the Backup Bash.
/null
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
The BA slasher does not steal powers: it steals roles.
a role is something like area denial or tanking or damage dealer or dot and so on.
When it steals a role from an entity it does not loose any power it only loose the ability to do the particular job he had(Its other stats might increase so that it stays of the same power).
So a regular entity would mostly be unaffected by lack of hats wile a specialized entity(like one made for tanking) loose its specialization and gains more of its other stats for compensating.
On the other hand each time the slasher steals roles its other stats lowers because it comes from the balanced annihilation universe./null
Crippled Braindamaged Weak Puny Honey Badger: 3/50 (And yes, it's still very strong, assuming it will evolve).
Main Battle Superheavy Tank: 3/50
I proceed o prove just how annoying teleport-spam is by putting on, teleport spamming to it's beat (Perfectly at it), also making it clear where I tok the teleport-spam from (Which, seeing how it went on me, and that he is That One Boss, makes a LOT of sense), and only stopping to unleash a LOT of beam spam at the PZs, wich is then compounded by dropping tripmines.
My suggestions:
A new ranged weapon based upon Guardians. It also gives a true reward for fighting them, which means that it fixes two complaints with a single item (Technically two).
Weaponized rockets. Now rockets can be used as weapons (I didn't think of a good subtitle of sorts).
New uses and tweaks for common items that lack uses. Making some items less unbearable.
The update is live! Enjoy UserZero's odd little thing!
Also, for personal reasons, I'm going to probably declare the hiatus tomorrow.
Mumble-fading into a growl*It's like watching someone with their invert...
*There is no viable onomatopoeia for this that comes to mind.
MZ: Sorry, but regardless of how reasonable either of you are, I sort of need Richard alive later.
MZ: Which means I can't let him die right now, and I don't think you'll care about my reasons for that.
MZ: If you want, I could explain the basics of my plan, but I think we'd still disagree afterwords.
New Alchemy Project:
Coffee && Dragon Scale = ???
Action:
MZ: ...
MZ: Is that an army...
MZ: Made of ramen?
...Is it edible?
I change Heavy Class Commandment back to Assassin form, and flash-stepping my way through the Instant Raman Army, waiting for them to start falling apart.
Entity orders:
I'm all alone right now.
- - - Usually the edge of what's relevant - - -
Inventory:
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9]
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Probably used up?)
Alchemies in Progress:
Phoenix Feather && Holy Water = Phoenix Extract [Level 4] (2/5)
Hyena Pin || Black Skull Pin = Psionic Hyena Pin (Prototype) [Level 7] (3/8)
Charges:
Lacrima 24/25: There's something to be said about a power that lifts all its restrictions and costs for so little. Touching a ghost’s anchor, being in the City or a realm of the dead, or when your target is a ghost. But the best reason is that those same restrictions are lifted in times of true desperation, when failure would lead to ruin or death, or when protecting something you truly care about.
MZ: All your desperation, all your despair, all your tears, that is the path to true power.
Yet Another Magical Bird 12/15: Really, they're all over the place.
Shield-bearer 10/20: Pseudo-deployment of artificial body; TEST 01(ONE).
Boosts:
+2 for Talist
+1 for Twin
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
I take all of the unfunny Undertale memes, put them into a blender, put the unfunny Undertale meme juice into the large hadron collider, resulting in the bALL of dunckage xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD, and then throw that at the chief. he hAS a bad teim xDDDDD
Quote: 47/50
And again...: 35/50
Marvel of Machinery: 5/50
ALCHEMIZE! Flare Gun && Miniature Sun = Solar Flare (Level 5, 6/6) COMPLETE!
It's High Noon
In progress/finished=======
Gravity Gauntlet > fine = Falls 6/9 Level 8
Blue Suit && Courtroom Antics && Lots and Lots of Buffing && Attorney's Badge = Wright 5/8 Level 8
(N00b && N00b crown && Pronoob badge) 1/1 = Hackers Regalia 2/ 7
Actual action=========
I walk over to UserZero and Godmodder477
Battlefury13: People, People! I for one think that will do a distracting dance!
i do a distracting dance.
Recipe's of Note======
Gravity Gauntlet > fine = Falls (Level 9 0/10) (in progress)
Essence of Healing && Amplifier && Medigun = Revitalizator (Level 5)
useful stuff goes here=====================
The Saints row [7]
Gemblade [8?]
Life-Drain spellbook [5]
Gravity Gauntlet [7]
Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Entity's:==================
Charges=========
no 1/no (read: 50)
16/22 how2live
3+ to MeGa
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
17/50 The being that is itself time
15/50 Willpower to Surpass Gods (+2 from Richard)
4/50 Galenth Dysely. I feel the need to troll someone...
Christmas Tree II Bomb: Trojan Tree 2/??
A christmas tree that explodes when the person it is planted upon attacks.
Orialchum && General Tor's Mechsuit: Armored Mech 3/11
+3 Ire
"So, we've got a series of progressively more powerful opponents, a large supporting cast that take turns in the spotlight, with some there for most of the time, in a battle for someone to become stronger, in a series about defeating opponents that are stronger than you with creativity and heart, that is simultaneously lighthearted, epic, and terrifying if one thinks about it too deeply. It's official, we are now one fight against the 'most powerful being in the multiverse' from being Dragon Ball Z."
(Notices Matt is down)
"Meatshield down!
And, while I do admit that Richard isn't exactly a prime example of sanity, you seem to have gone off the deep end just a bit, Uzi.
First off, you kind of looked down on Richard right at the start of this battle! I mean, I understand why, it was a really stupid thing that he did, but that's an occasion where you looked down on Richard for some reason other than the Tuba Incident. Second, how did you open this thread again?
UserZero: ah, thinking of leaving, were you? yeah, can’t let word get out that easily!
UserZero: anyone who gets on stays on until i say otherwise, and i can do quite a bit more than you’d think with a few mc avatars!
UserZero: soooooo, just sit tight there and we’ll get this trash all worked out in a jiffy, and then i get to find where you live and add to my corpse collection!
UserZero: seriously i need a few more anti-godmodders to round out the collection right now!
The first words you said to us were about how we were trying to leave. The second set seems to be threatening us, the third was downright stating that you were going to kill us, and the fourth statement was claiming that we, who had just tried to LEAVE, mind you, were anti-godmodders interested in taking you down. You were the one who drove our alliance together, for most of us. The rest of us have very concrete reasons to be here. Which I won't discuss because that would be a story approximately 1600 pages long."
I get a faraway look in my eye, as I stare at the Yggdrasil.
"Reason? We'll see reason? Well, I'll tell you this much: I'm going for the outcome with the least amount of death possible. Now, if Richard beats you, I doubt he will kill you. He has not tried to kill anyone through their Minecraft avatars at any point during this adventure. The only person he's killed was not even a person, but a super powered version of a video game representation of a real-life person. I mean, Charles Barkley from Shut Up and Jam Gaiden was tough, but not that powerful. You, on the other hand, have already killed a Beta Godmodder, who was trying to help you kill Richard, I might add, have boasted of a corpse pile, and said, at the beginning of the last story post, 'just let me kill Richard.'
I have to give him props. He's been enough of a thorn in your side that you're using his actual name and using proper capitalization.
Besides that, there's what you're planning at the World Tree. I don't know whether you were talking about the last Gatekeeper, or a plot point of some sort, but something tells me it cannot be good. If only because you really don't want us to see it.
I mean, were you seriously telling us that we'll suffer for our ignorance? Then tell us! I said this once, and I'll say it again: I would not receive orders from God himself if he came down from heaven without a reason. So give us a reason: why should we believe in this sudden change of heart from a confessed killer?
Not dying? That's a good bribe; I wouldn't even consider that a reason. However, people who can die are currently in the minority. Unless your bullets of linking also pierce player immunity, in which case I think the OP scale will respond in kind. Probably by allowing some of the noncombatants to open a hospital of some sort to deal with the casualties.
Richard, on the other hand, is obnoxious, not the brightest, has a swelled ego, and is stubborn as all heck. However, he has something you do not: a desire to prove himself. If you had not belittled him so much (and something tells me how you acted toward him in this thread's first post is how most of the Omega ranks act towards him) then he wouldn't feel this constant drive to show to the world how strong he is. I think. I cannot be sure, I have not visited the reality where every part of this world is the same except for Richard receiving the recognition he thinks he deserves.
Regardless, the fact remains that you did belittle his accomplishments. Surviving the Psi-Godmodding War is no mean feat. Being ambitious and courageous enough to go straight onto this server is impressive, though slightly stupid. Plain and simple, Uzi, up until now, you have been antagonistic, malevolent, and murderous. Richard, while not perfect, has not shown any of those traits. Why should any of us believe in what seems to be a sudden heel-face turn?
What, we take one step forward, and we're not gonna like what happens next? More threats. Great way to show your sincerity. Is this Portal 2? You used to want us dead but now you only want us gone? Well, unlike GLaDOS, you have not had us at your mercy only to let us go. Actions speak louder than words, Uzi. So I have a proposition. If you wish to prove your sincerity, then why not let the AFK Pionoplayer go? He's left already, so why not?
What, were you expecting the current DTG crowd's most outspoken speech-maker not to jump over this chance to make one?
Now if you'll excuse me, I think I've found the fate..."
Azazel drops down from a convenient hatch in the sky! He picks up the Red Ring O' Death, and continues attacking a Disembodied Hand with it!
The Dark Star Core takes two disembodied hands in its own hands, and fires rings of stars into them.
I WILL BE HAVING THE ESCAPE!!! IIIII
Energy Ball Charged! I fire an energy ball at the third disembodied hand. The ball blasts right through it, and comes back around to add a 5% dodge chance to any attack on the Mech.
Background Barrage IIII
I also use my three Spider Donuts on my Mechsuit. For some odd reason, they work, and the mechsuit is healed for 18,000.
"Hold on a second, I realized I never talked about why you're slightly crazy. Well, you have a corpse pile and are unleashing the powers of Eldritch Abominations without any fear. Something's up. Though we can't really help it, we're all slightly insane here.
HIT IT!"
I jump out of the mechsuit, put on a top hat, take a cane, and start to dance and sing.
"So let's go down the list,
I'm gonna tell you the gist
We've got a shopkeeper who deals in goods that are worthless
Seriously, they figuratively and literally cancel each other out
A couple time-travellers here to clean up a mess
Despite that the outcome of this interference is still in doubt
A group of people who joined a server that they didn't mean to,
Then decided to go to the disadvantaged side because they couldn't think of what else to do
Or those that decided to join with the one who said she'd kill us all
Whether because their job says to or because they care not about their fall
Me, who's here because I want a vacation filled with what I normally fight
Seriously, would anyone else continue to test their might?
The group in the middle, made of few fighters, who decided to break off from the Neutrals as a ploy
Ignoring that that same group in the middle is the one most often destroyed
Then there's the almighty, the GM over this rhyme
Who decided to take on the task of being God for a time
A man who wants to prove that he is stronger than thought by the rest
Decided that the smartest course of action is to fight the best
A girl (we think) who deals with forces that should be left alone
For no given reason, except possibly the power she owns
We're all under the control of people behind a computer screen
Who, with few exceptions, none of us have ever seen
They do this because for some reason, this is their idea of fun
So come on, it's Christmas, let's at least wait until the year is done.
Basically, you can't help that. We're all mad here."
I jump back in the mech.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Finished Charge:
Shadow of the Raccoon: 25/25
I send a letter back to the city requesting backup, shortly thereafter dark corridor opens, and out steps... A ghost? And they didn't even bother sending me more than one person?
MZ: Which order are you from?
??: Raccoon
MZ: Hyena, and was expecting more of the same.
MZ: Oh, and those, over there, those are the enemy.
RW: Are you sure?
Entity/AlhambranWraithAction:
MZ: Oh, right...
I charge towards the Chief, slashing at his Hat with Heavy Class Commandment's Caster form as I flash-step past, after I've passed him, I throw a bag of salt, just to make sure.
Entity orders:
The Wraith is still investigating Twichy, getting water everywhere in the process.
- - - Usually the edge of what's relevant - - -
Inventory:
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9]
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Probably used up?)
Alchemies in Progress:
Phoenix Feather && Holy Water = Phoenix Extract [Level 4] (3/5)
Hyena Pin || Black Skull Pin = Psionic Hyena Pin (Prototype) [Level 7] (4/8)
Charges:
Yet Another Magical Bird 13/15: Really, they're all over the place.
Shield-bearer 11/20: Pseudo-deployment of artificial body; TEST 01(ONE).
Boosts:
+2 for Talist
+1 for Twin
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
The Foundation assets notice an usual temporal distortion. Further analysis reveals that if it continues as projected, the entire battlefield will soon freeze in place for several weeks before randomly unfreezing. The Foundation uses this time to continue development of their ultimate attack.
/null (because the ultimate attack will probably take around 20 hours of real time to create)
hair (I hope I don't tick you off, Ire.) && Marker = Chairiel 2/2 Done.
Broken Reign of Arrows && Iron Ingots && A WHOLE Lotta Duct Tape = Fixed Reign of Arrows 6/9 (Well, technically, it isn't the same alchemy, it's the FIXED Reign of Arrows, not just Reign of Arrows.)
Darude && Sandstorm = Darude - Sandstorm 3/7
Geometry Dash Blocks && Rage Blade = Polygon Madness 1/???
Feyd, the Enderman King 10/25
(Chuck Norris (AW HELL YEAH)I'm not gonna have him blasted to oblivion from some alternate form of the ACNT.) Lance 15/50 (+3 from Fury)Newb King (Note, NEWB, not NOOB.) 4/17
+1 to Fury, +1 to Toast, +1 to Pricey
(Sukard's helmet breaks)
(Writer promptly breaks out of a random block and breaks the 4th wall)
You can probably see why I crossed out she and added he after.
In the game she hails from, the player usually assumes that she is male until her 2nd phase, where her true gender is revealed.
The game isn't out yet on ROBLOX, so go try it after Destroy the (removed) 2's session is complete.
Like in 2015.
(goes back to reality and fixes 4th wall)
Sukard then promptly hacks and slashes at the Duke of Flies.
I use the Nerf Bat to beat up the Chief.
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War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
Dimensional Breakout: 17/50 (HINT: Need some RNG tipping? I got it for sale.)
Bar: [AAAAAAAAAN]
"Well, I'm the true neutral over here, so let me give my opinion on this battle so far."
"I still don't entirely care about either side."
"We have an incredible narcissist over on one side and a psychopath on the other. I love those choices."
"And, Protip: Neither of your bribes matter to me. All I care about mostly is three things:
1. Writing a report on this for my peers (don't worry, i'll only let word spread once the fight is done. promise.)
2. Being a merchant.
3. Killing anybody who tries to overtake the GM."
"To be honest... I probably would side with one of you if forced completely. After all, profit is my main goal, and if I need to, then it will happen."
"Before either of you try, do not attempt mindcontrol. It won't end well."