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The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
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Location:
The Mindscape
Minecraft:
Irecreeper
Member Details
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Hey, instead of adding an extra charge slot, shouldn't we just increase the Charge Cap? Because I think that having three potential charge slots will flood the field with MORE ENTITIES, and that'd be bad.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
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That moment when i make a 50-post summon and forget to set the faction as [AZ].
Distance to Yggdrasil: 4000. Locked until the gatekeeper is dead
Locked until the gatekeeper is dead
gatekeeper is dead
gatekeepern
And just in time for the gatekeeper, right when a 50-post summon would be useful.
/null
Oh, trust me, this doesn't lock you out of controlling it at all, even as Neutral! In fact, the only entity you can't control is a Hostile (a) and it may ignore your orders if it goes against faction cred (b), though as Neutral HAS no faction cred, so your mistake won't cost you horrifically. Or really, at all.
And yes, the Gatekeeper is approaching...I'd get ready!
If it wasn't obvious, the new turn has dawned. Get ready for the 2nd Gatekeeper and it's fancy new mechanics. You have some cards to vote for here, it seems...
Also, Ire: I think the Damage has raised enough that it evens out well, though we'll see.
Charges
Project M08-➊ (47/50) (+1 from Fseftr, +3 from Tazz)
Project M09-The Logician (9/50) (+3 from Tazz, +1 from Fseftr)
Project M10-The Java Programmer (4/50) (+3 from Tazz)
+3 to Fseftr
Card Vote
I vote the Emperor.
Action
I open fire on the G.F. Alpha-Omega with Overkill!
Entity Action
Rinon will use ʃwɑː stɹaɪkfɔɹs. She and her schwas will attack the G.F. Alpha-Omega with a series of clicks, causing the very atomic structure of the G.F. Alpha-Omega to disintegrate.
i ask: Essence of Healing && Amplifier && Medigun = ???
i give the Annoying Dog the world's Most Annoying Dog Food. i do this by annoying him. The annoyingly short and annoyingness of the attack heals him.
useful stuuf goes here
The Saints row [7]
Gemblade [8?]
Life-Drain spellbook [5]
Gravity Gauntlet [7]
Entity's:
The Annoying Dog walks towards the airship. Then, suddenly, it begins to spin around. Absurdly fast. Then both fanclub ships start experiancing a Technicolor death.
If only- Annoy Co strikes again! While everyone was distracted by the light show, the Annoying Dog annoyed Frosty! To be-
Then the annoy dog was a decoy. Meanwhile, the Annoying dog snuck up on the Alpha-Omega, and annoys it by damaging many vital systems that take forever to repair! It also annoys some of the crew into MUTINY!
Meanwhile, the Friendly Creeper activates a maintenance panel and press the "REPAIR BUTTON"
Which has been annoy'ed into having the same effect of the "SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!" button.
He then summon's his End-Of-Turn Bodyguard Greater Dog (8000 hp, 1 summoned at the end of every turn. No offensive powers, but will protect the Annoying Dog. 1 armor.)
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
10/50 The being that is itself time...go on, guess! (+3 Tazz)
4/50 Willpower to Surpass Gods (+3 Tazz)
+3 to Pit, for a total of 10.
Ludovico Technique && Laser: Red Ring O' Death 6/10
Blank Card II Magic Ink: Blank Spell card 2/6
Rainbow Star && Super Star 1/??
Description: What do you get when you cross together two items with the same effect? Something stupid, no doubt.
Tazz, I think I already said where my cursed powers came from, and it wasn't the Umbral One...directly. Or indirectly, as far as I know. Maybe he's in charge of Tabuu, or something. I don't know.
"Wow. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? I sure hope not, because it's MY MOUTH YOU'RE USING!
Joking aside, good job. I really must commend you on how badly you've screwed up my body. That's right, keep pointing at me. Don't worry, I promise to release you, I don't want to chance combining the powers I have with yours in that it might cause death, or even worse, permanent immortality.
Tazz, thanks for the chance to power up that you have inadvertently given me.
Yes, I do consider immortality to be worse than death."
My body left the entity list, and went somewhere else, apparently. Where could it have gone?
Oh, there it is
Star's Body-Possessed by the Umbral One: ??/?? HP
Apparently immune to damage? You cannot grasp the true form? All your base are belong to us?
I extend my arm. A tentacle extends and pierces straight through Phantom Walker's chest. It comes back around and pierces through the arm. It wraps around Phantom Walker's body a couple hundred times, and proceeds to hide him entirely from sight.
"What? We're still connected. Speaking of which, unless you guys want an Eldritch Horror on the battlefield with both my powers and its own, do the thing I will ask you to do next turn. Which is quite simple, and won't take much time at all."
The tentacle crushes Phantom Walker.
I vote Chariot. And prepare for Binding of Isaac Boss. Probably either Ultra Greed or Mega Satan.
Dark Bowser punches Phantom Walker, then jumps up and crashes down on him.
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No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
The Dead Pool 13/25 (+3 tazz)
Sea dog 10/10 (+3 tazz)
Not a car! 4/35 (+3 Tazz)
Golden Idol && Tentacles && Rusty Handle && A Test of Spirit + A Harsh Lesson && Sigil of Strength = Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6 - 7/7) DONE!
Gunpowder && Cutlass && Flint & Steel = Gangplank's Caliber (Level ? - 1/?)
Lantern && Chain && && Hook && Soul of the Damned && Soul of the Tormented && Soul of the Innocent = The Chain Warden (Level 9 - 7/10)
3+ to irecreeper
Tazz, would you mind doing the hp? I don't know about balancing in this session. 10-post charge + DOGSONG [:V)
ITS A MANATEE-DOG NOT A PIRATE YOU SILLY LITTLE MEN.
[AZ] Sea Dog ?/? HP
The sea dog hears the Dogsong. If fills him with determination.
U.R.F.: Give Ultra Rapid Fire to a random [AZ] target every third turn starting with the first. Targets with U.R.F. double their action. Lasts 1 turn.
It's still a Manatee: When near a body of water, gain 30% dodge chance and heal at the end of each turn.
Yargh: Summon two Pirate Dogs with 6'000 hp. Charge time: 2
Summon Seagrass: Heal an entity for a large amount.
Summon Algae: Damage an entity for a medium amount.
Mana Pool: Deal a reasonable amount of damage to two targets. They gain Mana Overload for two turns. Targets deal 10% increased damage and take 30% increased damage. Lasts 1 turn. Charge time: 3
Good Dog: Summon 3 Dog Trainers. Dog Trainer: 7'000hp. All dogs are good dogs and have 10% dog chance (stacks with more dog trainers). Charge time: 4
True U.R.F.: Transform into Urf. Charge Time: 7
~Toast headbutts an explosive barrel. With her head. ~Toast decides that The Lovers is fair enough. She'll bite.
Sea Dog uses Summon Seagrass. It summons it all over the face of Nabstablook. It's not really a summon.
With my 30-charge I deploy a spore cannon to help us out!
Spore Cannon:
HP: A whole bunch
Attack: A lot(I'm not good enough at gauging charge effectiveness to know what my exact stats should be...)
Specialties: Anti-Air: Deals lots of extra damage to aerial-based targets, and can hit ANYTHING in the air with 100% accuracy(meaning it would be good against things like, say, The Rugname, which definitely wasn't my SOLE intention of destroying with the construction of this entity)
Anti-Attack Burrowing: When down to below 30% health, begins to regenerate health quickly until health is above 50% again
Woohoo! I got some damage in on Uzi! And it actually did something!
Oh, no... the Leviathan's on pretty low health!
Also, sorry about scaring you with the alchemies being near-completion and all that.
Guitar Solo: 30/40
Shock Trooper: 10/50
Reclaimed Reanimator [Lvl.2] 3/3 Complete!
Thunder Axe [Lvl.3] 3/4
Thank awesomeness for these buffs.
Anyhow, I vote for 0-The Fool. Having the boss out of the fight will let us have more thought and let our own entities charge up attacks to unleash for a devastating strike when the boss wakes up, and plus, it'll let us plan out coordinated actions better.
Oh yeah, this gimmick is pretty novel! Thanks to Talist for making it up (?)!
I take advantage of the mountainous to discharge the Manaticon Flamesprayer up into the air! While the shots are probably going to make the area I stand in unusable, the sound of gunfire triggers an avalanche/landslide! Said avalanche/landslide then lands on top of LavaSharkCagoNado, smothering and battering him with ice and/or earth.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
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Posts:
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Location:
The Mindscape
Minecraft:
Irecreeper
Member Details
=Turn One=
(40 / 50) comic.
(42 / 50) Eight-Legged Dance
(2 / 30) Armistyx: Rapture Mode
+3 to Insert
=Alchemy=
Ia! Ia! (Level 10: 6/11)
The Flamestriker (Level 8: 2/9)
Killing Spree (Level 8: 2/9)
=Action=
I use Act > Napstablook > Cheer. I then use the energies from Napstablook's moderate(?) happiness, and fire a quick barrage of bolts at the LavaSharkCagoNado, while also doubting my sanity as to if that really exists. I also vote for the Joker.
=Command=
Napstablook will use Tearburst on the G.F. Alpha-Omega, and if that's dead, Tearburst on the LavaSharkCagoNado.
Spear && Water Titan Essence = Titanwash Spear 8/11
Normal Essence of Temmie && Armor = Temmie Armor 10/11
Bow && Air Titan Essence = ?? 1/11
14,000/30,000 XP Lv. 1 (+1 HP total)
+3 Ire
I choose the Joker, then pick up Phantom Walker, teleport to one of Tazz's corpses which I'm sure someone has creepily hoarded, and toss him into it, dousing him in the plane of infinite water which Tazz has stated his body is a portal to. If this doesn't work, I toss him into the Red Sea or the Red Sun, depending on where his body even teleports things to. If his corpse is not a portal, I shrug and toss him into User0.
I use my BoT, WoT Blade Good Times to poke Sp00pinator with it Healing, however i saw a Ebbotine Temmie Statue is shaking a bit...
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component A 29/50 +1 from Talist, +4 from Tazz Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component B 29/50 +1 from Talist, +4 from Tazz
Ebbotine h0I! 1/30
Joke Alchemy: REKT Cannon && Every Boss/Gatekeeper Weapon && Broken Updoop Terminoop && Katana of Fury && Too much Creativity && Best healing Alchemy in the Game = ??? 1/?? (It is never possible)
Sp00py Emperor Spoopinator's Action: I LET MY CRIMS0N SKELLIES ATTACK THE ANTI UN0RIGINALY TURRET, THEN I USE THE LUNGE OF SP00P AT IT.
Skills for a Massive Skeleton like Monster (Spoopinator)
Spooky Slash Can be used every-time Lunge of Sp00p: II
Sp00py Shield: IIIII
Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIII
Sp00py Scary... IIIIIIIIIII
+1 Talist, +1 Irecreeper, +1 Twinbuilder
Charge Bank: N/A
My Items:
My Items
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
I look in the distance phantom walker.
Now the modular magnum has installed the module of atomic manipulation, and a projectile containing a super critical amount of uranium 235.
Now I telekinetically move the gun in the air with the bullet inside, then I set the fission to start the time of impact.
I telekinetically move the trigger and fire.
The bullet moving at 450 m/s at the second reaches walker in an instant, the second in which the impact takes place (with the ground, I do not need to aim to him in this case) the nuclear reaction is triggered, the uranium is broken by creating an atom of krypton and one barium 3 neutrons and a certain amount of energy.
One of these neutrons is absorbed by another nucleus of uranium-238 and is lost in the budget. One of these three neutron is absorbed by a nucleus of uranium-235 that is broken into two atoms freeing two neutrons and energy.
The two neutrons collide with nuclei of uranium-235 and each nucleus free from one to three neutrons which are used to continue the chain reaction.
We can say that a nuclear explosion of some significance is on the agenda.
The module of good robot creation is installed inside Rugname, all mechanical creatures cost less (Monoeye's UFO,Mini-UFO,Big Eye,Mars Mecha,UFO, Hopper mecha,Ring laser mecha).
Module of advanced machining is installed inside Rugname, see above.
(for this turn I'll consider the price of the units without modification)
Dai-Manji will repair itself of half is maximum HP.
Rugname gains 25 of energy!
Current total 25.63/100
Rugname summons:
25 Hopper mecha 25.2 (10.000 damage each)
we love suicide bots
Now, Tazz, in case you are thinking of nerfing them right away fell free to do it, as always, but summon instead:
1 March Mecha 9.09 (will tank for other units)
1 Mini-UFO 5.45
12 Big Eye 9 (alpha formation)
(the remaining of energy in case this sequence of entities is summoned instead of the hopper mechas)
Broken Reign of Arrows && Iron Ingots && A WHOLE Lotta Duct Tape = Fixed Reign of Arrows 1/??? (Spin-offs don't count for the no-alchemy from other games rule, I'm assuming. You let Navitas Nox be created from the Terraria Session, and YOU have it.)
Scarf && Elongator = Excessively Long Scarf 1/???
Sukard 48/50 (+3 from Fury)
Feyd, the Enderman King 4/25
Chuck Norris Chuck Norris (AW HELL YEAH) 1/50
+2 to Fury, +1 to Toast
Matt attacks Frosty the Snowman.
I then attack the LavaSharkCagoNado with WHAT ARE THOSE?'s finger squirt guns.
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(Could I get a description of the potion of hacking please)
Ok, I'm pretty sure that I'm not going to be able to finish the boss fight, mainly because what I made was not worthy of using. I plan on finishing it eventually, with a much more epic fight than I planned. So for plot reasons you are whisked off to another dimension to fight and you don't know what happened, yet. Meanwhile Urthank finishes transforming. He has powers much like proof, but he is twisted, evil.
"Yes, I can feel the power, the true strength flow through me. I am no longer a slime, I have strength strength to come back from the grave... What do you call it, re-spawns?"
As he begins to teleport onto the battlefield to use his newly created powers, a beam of light blasts forward toward him, knocking him down. Out of the nether portal a brilliant orb of light shines and out comes a human bearing a glass like sword. He is wearing a tattered cloak and plain white clothing. He stands ready as proof gets up.
"You know nothing of strength, you may be able to respawn, but this blade shall banish you, back from where you came"
"Interesting... You know only those trained-
"Silence! I will bring light into the world, that is what I have been trained to do"
"Oh, now I know who sent you, it is a dangerous game she is playing"
"Who are you talking about"
"Ah! Erased your memory, of course, don't even know where you came from"
"I- I know my name is John, and that I was a simple farmer who gave up his life to train as a warrior, but that is all"
"Gave you a story and even a name, how sweet"
"You only stall, you will not escape your destiny"
"Perhaps I AM only stalling, but no matter, I will face you again, this is also my destiny"
"Hmph, and I will destroy you again. Now, farewell"
John strikes the sword into proof's heart. A pattern activates on the sword and it shatters in a blinding light as he disappears.
"Well, that's one job done"
The friendly creeper proceeds to trip on a banana and careens off the side of a cliff...
I vote The Sun for a card
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anacrhonism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1:
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Potion of Hacking (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1
Potion of Hacking X1
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Hey, instead of adding an extra charge slot, shouldn't we just increase the Charge Cap? Because I think that having three potential charge slots will flood the field with MORE ENTITIES, and that'd be bad.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
That moment when i make a 50-post summon and forget to set the faction as [AZ].
Distance to Yggdrasil: 4000. Locked until the gatekeeper is dead
Locked until the gatekeeper is dead
gatekeeper is dead
gatekeepern
And just in time for the gatekeeper, right when a 50-post summon would be useful.
/null
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
/null
No no no NO! IIt's SYphon, not Siphon.
(Sorry, I had to post. OCD and my need for perfectness kicked in)
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War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
Oh, trust me, this doesn't lock you out of controlling it at all, even as Neutral! In fact, the only entity you can't control is a Hostile (a) and it may ignore your orders if it goes against faction cred (b), though as Neutral HAS no faction cred, so your mistake won't cost you horrifically. Or really, at all.
And yes, the Gatekeeper is approaching...I'd get ready!
If it wasn't obvious, the new turn has dawned. Get ready for the 2nd Gatekeeper and it's fancy new mechanics. You have some cards to vote for here, it seems...
Also, Ire: I think the Damage has raised enough that it evens out well, though we'll see.
Alchemies
V-Cube 3 && Tungsten Container of Tungsten Manipulation Energies = W-Cube 3 (1/?)
CubeStormer 3 && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Rubik's Cube Module (1/?)
Glowstone > Fine = ??? (2/?)
Charges
Project M08-➊ (47/50) (+1 from Fseftr, +3 from Tazz)
Project M09-The Logician (9/50) (+3 from Tazz, +1 from Fseftr)
Project M10-The Java Programmer (4/50) (+3 from Tazz)
+3 to Fseftr
Card Vote
I vote the Emperor.
Action
I open fire on the G.F. Alpha-Omega with Overkill!
Entity Action
Rinon will use ʃwɑː stɹaɪkfɔɹs. She and her schwas will attack the G.F. Alpha-Omega with a series of clicks, causing the very atomic structure of the G.F. Alpha-Omega to disintegrate.
breaker Blade && Buster Sword && Paladin's Hammer = Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 6/9 lvl 8
Temmite && Elemental Ingots && Titanium = bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 5/11 lvl 10..
Gravity Gauntlet > fine = ??? 1/?? lvl ?
i ask: Essence of Healing && Amplifier && Medigun = ???
i give the Annoying Dog the world's Most Annoying Dog Food. i do this by annoying him. The annoyingly short and annoyingness of the attack heals him.
useful stuuf goes here
The Saints row [7]
Gemblade [8?]
Life-Drain spellbook [5]
Gravity Gauntlet [7]
Entity's:
The Annoying Dog walks towards the airship. Then, suddenly, it begins to spin around. Absurdly fast. Then both fanclub ships start experiancing a Technicolor death.
If only- Annoy Co strikes again! While everyone was distracted by the light show, the Annoying Dog annoyed Frosty! To be-
Then the annoy dog was a decoy. Meanwhile, the Annoying dog snuck up on the Alpha-Omega, and annoys it by damaging many vital systems that take forever to repair! It also annoys some of the crew into MUTINY!
Meanwhile, the Friendly Creeper activates a maintenance panel and press the "REPAIR BUTTON"
Which has been annoy'ed into having the same effect of the "SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!" button.
He then summon's his End-Of-Turn Bodyguard Greater Dog (8000 hp, 1 summoned at the end of every turn. No offensive powers, but will protect the Annoying Dog. 1 armor.)
>vote
Vote: The Emperor
2/10
how2wastecharges: 8/22 (3+ from Zeroth Hour )
A heal 2/5 (1+ from Tazz)
3+ to MeGa
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
FOCUSED ACTION
37/50 Eldritch Abomination Armor (+3 Tazz)
10/50 The being that is itself time...go on, guess! (+3 Tazz)
4/50 Willpower to Surpass Gods (+3 Tazz)
+3 to Pit, for a total of 10.
Ludovico Technique && Laser: Red Ring O' Death 6/10
Blank Card II Magic Ink: Blank Spell card 2/6
Rainbow Star && Super Star 1/??
Description: What do you get when you cross together two items with the same effect? Something stupid, no doubt.
Tazz, I think I already said where my cursed powers came from, and it wasn't the Umbral One...directly. Or indirectly, as far as I know.
Maybe he's in charge of Tabuu, or something. I don't know."Wow. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? I sure hope not, because it's MY MOUTH YOU'RE USING!
Joking aside, good job. I really must commend you on how badly you've screwed up my body. That's right, keep pointing at me. Don't worry, I promise to release you, I don't want to chance combining the powers I have with yours in that it might cause death, or even worse, permanent immortality.
Tazz, thanks for the chance to power up that you have inadvertently given me.
Yes, I do consider immortality to be worse than death."
My body left the entity list, and went somewhere else, apparently. Where could it have gone?
Oh, there it is
Star's Body-Possessed by the Umbral One: ??/?? HP
Apparently immune to damage? You cannot grasp the true form? All your base are belong to us?
I extend my arm. A tentacle extends and pierces straight through Phantom Walker's chest. It comes back around and pierces through the arm. It wraps around Phantom Walker's body a couple hundred times, and proceeds to hide him entirely from sight.
"What? We're still connected. Speaking of which, unless you guys want an Eldritch Horror on the battlefield with both my powers and its own, do the thing I will ask you to do next turn. Which is quite simple, and won't take much time at all."
The tentacle crushes Phantom Walker.
I vote Chariot. And prepare for Binding of Isaac Boss. Probably either Ultra Greed or Mega Satan.
Dark Bowser punches Phantom Walker, then jumps up and crashes down on him.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
The Dead Pool 13/25 (+3 tazz)
Sea dog 10/10 (+3 tazz)
Not a car! 4/35 (+3 Tazz)
Golden Idol && Tentacles && Rusty Handle && A Test of Spirit + A Harsh Lesson && Sigil of Strength = Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6 - 7/7) DONE!
Gunpowder && Cutlass && Flint & Steel = Gangplank's Caliber (Level ? - 1/?)
Lantern && Chain && && Hook && Soul of the Damned && Soul of the Tormented && Soul of the Innocent = The Chain Warden (Level 9 - 7/10)
3+ to irecreeper
Tazz, would you mind doing the hp? I don't know about balancing in this session. 10-post charge + DOGSONG [:V)
ITS A MANATEE-DOG NOT A PIRATE YOU SILLY LITTLE MEN.
[AZ] Sea Dog ?/? HP
The sea dog hears the Dogsong. If fills him with determination.
U.R.F.: Give Ultra Rapid Fire to a random [AZ] target every third turn starting with the first. Targets with U.R.F. double their action. Lasts 1 turn.
It's still a Manatee: When near a body of water, gain 30% dodge chance and heal at the end of each turn.
Yargh: Summon two Pirate Dogs with 6'000 hp. Charge time: 2
Summon Seagrass: Heal an entity for a large amount.
Summon Algae: Damage an entity for a medium amount.
Mana Pool: Deal a reasonable amount of damage to two targets. They gain Mana Overload for two turns. Targets deal 10% increased damage and take 30% increased damage. Lasts 1 turn. Charge time: 3
Good Dog: Summon 3 Dog Trainers. Dog Trainer: 7'000hp. All dogs are good dogs and have 10% dog chance (stacks with more dog trainers). Charge time: 4
True U.R.F.: Transform into Urf. Charge Time: 7
~Toast headbutts an explosive barrel. With her head. ~Toast decides that The Lovers is fair enough. She'll bite.
Sea Dog uses Summon Seagrass. It summons it all over the face of Nabstablook. It's not really a summon.
Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?
30/30 COMPLETE!
3/8 Attack and Defend
Can we each choose a card? I take... THE EMPEROR!
With my 30-charge I deploy a spore cannon to help us out!
Spore Cannon:
HP: A whole bunch
Attack: A lot(I'm not good enough at gauging charge effectiveness to know what my exact stats should be...)
Specialties: Anti-Air: Deals lots of extra damage to aerial-based targets, and can hit ANYTHING in the air with 100% accuracy(meaning it would be good against things like, say, The Rugname, which definitely wasn't my SOLE intention of destroying with the construction of this entity)
Anti-Attack Burrowing: When down to below 30% health, begins to regenerate health quickly until health is above 50% again
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Action 1/2
Woohoo! I got some damage in on Uzi! And it actually did something!
Oh, no... the Leviathan's on pretty low health!
Also, sorry about scaring you with the alchemies being near-completion and all that.
Guitar Solo: 30/40
Shock Trooper: 10/50
Reclaimed Reanimator [Lvl.2] 3/3 Complete!
Thunder Axe [Lvl.3] 3/4
Thank awesomeness for these buffs.
Anyhow, I vote for 0-The Fool. Having the boss out of the fight will let us have more thought and let our own entities charge up attacks to unleash for a devastating strike when the boss wakes up, and plus, it'll let us plan out coordinated actions better.
Oh yeah, this gimmick is pretty novel! Thanks to Talist for making it up (?)!
I take advantage of the mountainous to discharge the Manaticon Flamesprayer up into the air! While the shots are probably going to make the area I stand in unusable, the sound of gunfire triggers an avalanche/landslide! Said avalanche/landslide then lands on top of LavaSharkCagoNado, smothering and battering him with ice and/or earth.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
=Turn One=
(40 / 50) comic.
(42 / 50) Eight-Legged Dance
(2 / 30) Armistyx: Rapture Mode
+3 to Insert
=Alchemy=
Ia! Ia! (Level 10: 6/11)
The Flamestriker (Level 8: 2/9)
Killing Spree (Level 8: 2/9)
=Action=
I use Act > Napstablook > Cheer. I then use the energies from Napstablook's moderate(?) happiness, and fire a quick barrage of bolts at the LavaSharkCagoNado, while also doubting my sanity as to if that really exists. I also vote for the Joker.
=Command=
Napstablook will use Tearburst on the G.F. Alpha-Omega, and if that's dead, Tearburst on the LavaSharkCagoNado.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I sneeze on the Friendly Creeper. I then vote for the Joker.
Quote: 43/50
And again...: 31/50
Marvel of Machinery: 1/50
ALCHEMIZE! Flare Gun && Miniature Sun = Solar Flare (Level 5, 2/6)
It's High Noon
25/50 25/50
Pressurized Air Canister && Laser Rifle = Atmolauncher 2/4
Absurdly Sharp Flailbldae && Essence of Air (A Potato Chip Bag) = Bluster Flailbldae 4/11
I vote for the Hanged Man arcana. It is a shame you did not include any of the minor arcana, but whatever.
I pick up a minishark and load up explosive bullets. I then fire a undulating spray at the friendly creeper.
comic. 34/50 (+2 from Ire)
Imperator 32/50
Lin-Willdrew? 4/50
Spear && Water Titan Essence = Titanwash Spear 8/11
Normal Essence of Temmie && Armor = Temmie Armor 10/11
Bow && Air Titan Essence = ?? 1/11
14,000/30,000 XP Lv. 1 (+1 HP total)
+3 Ire
I choose the Joker, then pick up Phantom Walker, teleport to one of Tazz's corpses which I'm sure someone has creepily hoarded, and toss him into it, dousing him in the plane of infinite water which Tazz has stated his body is a portal to. If this doesn't work, I toss him into the Red Sea or the Red Sun, depending on where his body even teleports things to. If his corpse is not a portal, I shrug and toss him into User0.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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I use my BoT, WoT Blade Good Times to poke Sp00pinator with it Healing, however i saw a Ebbotine Temmie Statue is shaking a bit...
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component A 29/50 +1 from Talist, +4 from Tazz
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component B 29/50 +1 from Talist, +4 from Tazz
Ebbotine h0I! 1/30
Joke Alchemy: REKT Cannon && Every Boss/Gatekeeper Weapon && Broken Updoop Terminoop && Katana of Fury && Too much Creativity && Best healing Alchemy in the Game = ??? 1/?? (It is never possible)
Sp00py Emperor Spoopinator's Action: I LET MY CRIMS0N SKELLIES ATTACK THE ANTI UN0RIGINALY TURRET, THEN I USE THE LUNGE OF SP00P AT IT.
Skills for a Massive Skeleton like Monster (Spoopinator)
Spooky Slash Can be used every-time
Lunge of Sp00p: II
Sp00py Shield: IIIII
Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIII
Sp00py Scary... IIIIIIIIIII
+1 Talist, +1 Irecreeper, +1 Twinbuilder
Charge Bank: N/A
My Items:
My ItemsBest of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Gelum Dei 28/50, free x3
17/50 Badge 8 cobalt x5, free x3
Chruge 4/50 free x3
+3 cobalt
Badges: 7/8 [22% damage bonus, +4 hypothetical max HP]
___
No time like the present, no time in the present.
I look in the distance phantom walker.
Now the modular magnum has installed the module of atomic manipulation, and a projectile containing a super critical amount of uranium 235.
Now I telekinetically move the gun in the air with the bullet inside, then I set the fission to start the time of impact.
I telekinetically move the trigger and fire.
The bullet moving at 450 m/s at the second reaches walker in an instant, the second in which the impact takes place (with the ground, I do not need to aim to him in this case) the nuclear reaction is triggered, the uranium is broken by creating an atom of krypton and one barium 3 neutrons and a certain amount of energy.
One of these neutrons is absorbed by another nucleus of uranium-238 and is lost in the budget. One of these three neutron is absorbed by a nucleus of uranium-235 that is broken into two atoms freeing two neutrons and energy.
The two neutrons collide with nuclei of uranium-235 and each nucleus free from one to three neutrons which are used to continue the chain reaction.
We can say that a nuclear explosion of some significance is on the agenda.
The module of good robot creation is installed inside Rugname, all mechanical creatures cost less (Monoeye's UFO,Mini-UFO,Big Eye,Mars Mecha,UFO, Hopper mecha,Ring laser mecha).
Module of advanced machining is installed inside Rugname, see above.
(for this turn I'll consider the price of the units without modification)
Dai-Manji will repair itself of half is maximum HP.
Rugname gains 25 of energy!
Current total 25.63/100
Rugname summons:
25 Hopper mecha 25.2 (10.000 damage each)
we love suicide bots
Now, Tazz, in case you are thinking of nerfing them right away fell free to do it, as always, but summon instead:
1 March Mecha 9.09 (will tank for other units)
1 Mini-UFO 5.45
12 Big Eye 9 (alpha formation)
(the remaining of energy in case this sequence of entities is summoned instead of the hopper mechas)
Remaining 2.09/100
Remaining 0.61/100
All the units will attack Phantom Walker.
+3 Topazian
The Power 38/50 +3 DTG +3 Tazz
and the Glory 20/50 +3 DTG +3 Tazz
... 7/50 +3 DTG +3 Tazz
Describe:
Infinity Sided die && Quantum Computer = Quantum Infinitet (Level 8: 5/9)
Orb || (void && null) = Orb of Voidial Manipulation (Level 7: 4/8)
Module || paper with written over the spell "Telepathic Bond, Lesser" = Module of mind network (Level 7: 1/8)
Note Blastin' Guitar && Violin = NoteBlaster3000 1/???
Broken Reign of Arrows && Iron Ingots && A WHOLE Lotta Duct Tape = Fixed Reign of Arrows 1/??? (Spin-offs don't count for the no-alchemy from other games rule, I'm assuming. You let Navitas Nox be created from the Terraria Session, and YOU have it.)
Scarf && Elongator = Excessively Long Scarf 1/???
Sukard 48/50 (+3 from Fury)
Feyd, the Enderman King 4/25
Chuck NorrisChuck Norris (AW HELL YEAH) 1/50+2 to Fury, +1 to Toast
Matt attacks Frosty the Snowman.
I then attack the LavaSharkCagoNado with WHAT ARE THOSE?'s finger squirt guns.
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War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
Actually a leveling system since I did not know it had to be a fifty post charge 47/50 +6 from nulitor +3 from Tazz
The Hidden Rogue 5/50 +3 from Tazz
Chaos Envelops 4/25 +3 from Tazz
+3 to nulitor
Essence of Darkness && Essence of Poison = Essence of Corruption (Level 1: 2/2 Complete)
The Forge Stoker && Peacetime = Justice Ablaze (Level 8: 7/9)
(Could I get a description of the potion of hacking please)
Ok, I'm pretty sure that I'm not going to be able to finish the boss fight, mainly because what I made was not worthy of using. I plan on finishing it eventually, with a much more epic fight than I planned. So for plot reasons you are whisked off to another dimension to fight and you don't know what happened, yet. Meanwhile Urthank finishes transforming. He has powers much like proof, but he is twisted, evil.
"Yes, I can feel the power, the true strength flow through me. I am no longer a slime, I have strength strength to come back from the grave... What do you call it, re-spawns?"
As he begins to teleport onto the battlefield to use his newly created powers, a beam of light blasts forward toward him, knocking him down. Out of the nether portal a brilliant orb of light shines and out comes a human bearing a glass like sword. He is wearing a tattered cloak and plain white clothing. He stands ready as proof gets up.
"You know nothing of strength, you may be able to respawn, but this blade shall banish you, back from where you came"
"Interesting... You know only those trained-
"Silence! I will bring light into the world, that is what I have been trained to do"
"Oh, now I know who sent you, it is a dangerous game she is playing"
"Who are you talking about"
"Ah! Erased your memory, of course, don't even know where you came from"
"I- I know my name is John, and that I was a simple farmer who gave up his life to train as a warrior, but that is all"
"Gave you a story and even a name, how sweet"
"You only stall, you will not escape your destiny"
"Perhaps I AM only stalling, but no matter, I will face you again, this is also my destiny"
"Hmph, and I will destroy you again. Now, farewell"
John strikes the sword into proof's heart. A pattern activates on the sword and it shatters in a blinding light as he disappears.
"Well, that's one job done"
The friendly creeper proceeds to trip on a banana and careens off the side of a cliff...
I vote The Sun for a card
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anacrhonism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1:
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Potion of Hacking (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1
Potion of Hacking X1
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Dimensional Breakout: 15/50 (like a lot of people)
Bar: [AAAAAAAAAN]
Choice. I have influence over the game apart from my shop. Good.
So, just to screw with everyone...
/vote Empress