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Broken Night and Light && Darkness Orb = Darkimin 7/7 Mweheheheeheh....
Done!
Healium && Hoodie = Healium Jacket 3/6
Darkimin II Blood Testing "Butterfly" (Yes, they call that thing a "butterfly" where I go for blood tests.) = Bloodform 1/???
+2 to Ire
Sukard 29/50 (+1 from Tazz, I believe)
Matt 5/15
:3
Oh god why NoLegs. Why are you here?
:3
Oh, right, you're a cat, so you can't understand me.
:3
Jus shaddup and go.
D:
SHADDUP, NOLEGS!
):(
SHADDUP!
;-;
Whatever.
I pull out Deus Noctum, and drain the life binary out of the Mechari Engineer.
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Soul of the captain 30/50(+0 from proof of concept)(have no link whatsoever to the captain)
Effects: This is a boost who increase dramatically armor and reduce
tremendously the life of the target and make it sightly stronger it goes
to another target when his current one is dead but it needs one charge
per turn for staying in this world(Can accumulate some charges so that
there is no problem if everybody forgets it one turn(it might also
become more effective when there is more charges))
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
I help proof of concept(twice)
Then I give a magical forcefield giving protection against puns to the psi godmodder.
Should we focus on finishing Phantom Walker or killing Star's body before it goes too wild?
Or is better to attack Psy?
I invite you to discuss in order to avoid a dispersion of our forces.
From now on I suppose it will be easier for me to just talk in character.
I cast true seeing on myself and add permanency, from now on I'm able to see everything as it is, no invisibility or illusion can fool me.
I remove the player Player-Side Crimson Scale shield that I have created, even if I should have removed it in the past. (my previous action were ignored?)
If for whatever reason I cannot just remove it, I'll just fire a laser beam on it.
Wow I didn't know it was possible for Psy to ignore the explosion of a real non-illusion yellow bear on his face.
The steel predator having blindsight is able to ignore the invisibility of others, he will attack the Scale Beasts, if they are all dead by the moment he attacks he will just try slash the Mechari Engineer using its terrible claws.
The Maxis will fire on the Player Side crimson scale or the AZ side crimson scale, if both are gone he will just attack Mt. Ebbot.
+2 Pricey
Rugname 48/50 +1 from Tazz
The Power 6/50 +1 from Tazz
Power Glove || (Java Virtual Machine && an old magazine on
cheats && list of Minecraft commands && command block) = The Power Glove (Level 9: 3/10)
Orb of Pure Energy > fine = Orb of Spacetime Manipulation (Level 5: 6/6) Complete!
I examine the Orb of Spacetime Manipulation if such a description does not already exist.
I then would like to examine better (like what does it allows the owner to do) the The Power Glove, I mean does it has some sort of effect, power, utility?
Punch Card Shunt: It's a small upgrade to
the Alchemiter that allows you to install various modules-taking the
form of punched cards-to give the Alchemiter quick and simple upgrades.
This cuts down time needed to make upgrades for the alchemiter
CONSIDERABLY.
Y challenges Napstablook to a friendly game of Thundersnail telling the ghost that the one to lose the race will remove 15% of their HP. He then takes out a small cage emitting a faint turquoise glow, opening it and revealing his own, trained Glowdrake® and its snail lawyers (Snawyers?). He then tells the lawyers to sue anybody and anything that could offend the dragonsnail™.
He then repeatedly hits the Crimson Heart with a pickaxe, ready to fend off any attackers.
Plantera will cause an amount of sharp, toxic seeds to rain down upon Zineous.
I become a Giant then i use Super Strength to flip the Colossal Bathtub containing the Captain into a pile of spikes which is 1/4th of his height , however it touches the Badge however my hands are burning right now...
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component A 11/50 +1 from Tazz and Hezetor
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component B 11/50 +1 from Tazz and Hezetor
Sp00py Emperor Spoopinator's Action: I USE SP00KY SLASH AT THE STUPID MECHARI ENGIE ONCE AGAIN
Skills for a Massive Skeleton like Monster (Spoopinator)
Spooky Slash Can be used every-time
Lunge of Sp00p: II
Sp00py Shield: IIIII
Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIIII
Sp00py Scary... IIIIIIIIIII
+1 Talist, +1 MegaMinEr69
Charge Bank: +1 from Talist
Idea: When i was making a Extremely Powerful Entity or a Miniboss or a BOSS, Sometimes i use my Star System to check how much charge is a Star. My own Entity named Spoopinator has 1 and a half stars. (75 Charge Points) Currently i am making a Entity that has 2 stars (100 Charge points) is a TNQGT However the Stars are maxed at 10 (500 Charge Points! (Yeah Good luck with that)) but 5+ Stars are worthy enough for a Boss, however 3~4.5 Stars are considered Minibosses. These must be done in Component Systems (A to J Components) or you are gonna have a bad time.
My Items
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing.
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blaster Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
Overly-Long Summoning Animation 26/26 (+1 late fee from Tazz)
I hastily build a tower to stand higher than the average combatants viewpoint.
MZ: Hey...
MZ: Mind if I tell you a story?
I don't do anything that might indicate who I'm actually speaking to, nor do I bother waiting for anyone to respond.
MZ: Once, there was a maiden...
MZ: …who broke her mirror, and dropped the pieces to the ground.
The wind picks up severely. I gesture upwards as the sky slowly turns gray, centered on a black, glowing object.
MZ: She thought to repair it, but was arrested by the sight of the scattered shards,
MZ: Which showed so many visions of her face
The more perceptive will notice small cracks are spreading across the massive object in the sky...
MZ: She put the pieces back together at all the wrong angles,
MZ: and was delighted at the image of herself.
As the cracks grow larger, pieces of obsidian blowing in on the wind, often in shapes that resemble butterflies or moths.
MZ: The maiden wanted to show everyone how wonderful she looked,
MZ: but it seemed as though none could see it.
The object in the sky shatters, raining down obsidian on the crimson below. It seems to be cosmetic, seeing as the shards aren't seeking out any entities.
MZ: So she painted a self-portrait,
MZ: and portrait after portrait after that,
MZ: until she made everyone look at her.
The shards gather up to form a large, levitating orb, surrounded by a halo of floating shards. Numerous arms of black glass burst from the ground, ready to defend it.
MZ: And they all believed her.
I bow in the most forced and sarcastic way possible.
New Entity!: Hecatonchire
Abilities
Hundred Hands: Hecatonchire attacks twice per turn
Heart of Glass: Entities that attack the Hecatonchire take a small amount of damage from the obsidian shards that make up it's body.
((Feel free to tweak these abilities, Tazz.))
Hecatonchire's First Action(s):
Puching Phantom Walker
Sending multiple detached hands to find and tear apart Star's Body.
I pick up a few non animate pieces of obsidian, craft them into swords, and jab them into the Tanks.
MZ: Want to hear another?
Entities: See Above
Inventory:
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
My Action: I go yell at Ayaze whateverhernameis for just making everyone (including my allied entities) invisible, then have EXOS use its Scout Drones to find all the things again. However, that took too long, so I just attack the Chief instead by reviving some of the CSI Cyber guys as ghosts and having them follow the Chief around. When he inevitably commits Police Brutality, the ghosts will pounce on him in an attempt to make him turn in his badge for practicing police brutality (this attack hits his Badge).
EXOS Action: To buy time to figure out how to deal with Psy, I increase Psy's evasion by covertly dropping an Infinite Ender Pearl for him, allowing him to teleport away from attacks.
Foundation Action (/story):
"So apparently whoever owns this server has knowledge of all of our knowledge base? How could we have missed a data breach this large?"
"We didn't, remember? A few years ago, our data ended up being leaked to the internet by hackers related to Anonymous. We suspect they were supported by someone on the inside, but they managed to leak our data onto public servers and prevent us from taking it down with our information security countermeasures. We had to initiate Breach Protocol Omega: public data."
"Wait, if all of our information is public, why has that not affected our operations? You would think we would at least get more people trying to breach our facilities from the information going public."
"Breach Protocol Omega DID release the data publicly, but it also did everything to make the data non-credible. We were able to disguise the data as an open-source horror wiki while simultaneously redacting the most sensitive data in case someone did take it seriously. Nearly everyone knows of the site as obviously fake (after all, what global conspiracy, even a beneficial one, would release their data publicly?), which means no one thinks of it as real."
"Sure. I hope that actually WORKS at keeping people unaware of the true threats we face."
I shoot a Mechari Engineer with a Prototype Metal Melter.
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component A 12/50[/b]
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component B 12/50[/b]
Sp00py Emperor Spoopinator's Action: N/A[/b]
Skills for a Massive Skeleton like Monster (Spoopinator)[/b]
[b]Spooky Slash Can be used every-time[/b]
[b]Lunge of Sp00p: II[/b]
[b]Sp00py Shield: IIIII[/b]
[b]Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIIII[/b]
[b]Sp00py Scary... IIIIIIIIIII[/b]
+1 Talist, +1 Hezetor's Rugname + I vote to make Rugname stronger.
Charge Bank: +1 from Talist
My Items
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing.
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blaster Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Location:
0rgin P0int, Zeroth Server
Join Date:
2/28/2011
Posts:
63
Location:
why
Minecraft:
User_Zero
Xbox:
Battlefury13
PSN:
no
Member Details
Spellbook (lvl 4) && Essence of Life Drain = Life-Drain Spellbook 1/?
i drop a lot of toxic waste on TT2000. it turns out to be explosives in disguise. They explode, sending him flying into a exact copy of the Solar System. Using the Gravity Gauntlet, i quickly crush him with the entire Kuplair belt. I then teleport TT2000 to the surface of the newly-made rock... On the exact side heading towards Pluto. Pluto suddenly shouts, " I AM NOT A DWARF PLANET!" and then proceeds to somehow fire a burst of energy at the huge planetoid. Normally, the blast would break it apart, but luckily TT2000 was there to take the damage for it. The massive rock then crashes into Pluto, giving TT2000 a face-full of icy rock. Then, the rock moves to destroy Neptune.
It seems to not heard of such concepts such as "gas giants"
TT2000, again finds himself on the side of the planet he did not want to be on: The side that is going to crash into Neptune. Before long, the rock that TT2000 is trapped on has found its way to Mars, having crashed though every single Gas Giant along the way- The lethal gases have formed a sort-of atmosphere around the massive rock, with thunderstorms (hey, Jupiter has them all the time, and they are far larger and longer than any hurricane we have had on earth)
Suddenly, the motley collection of rocks explodes, as massive lava oceans cover the entire surface while the thunderstorms progress into firestorms, leading to someone to ask why fire is burning when there is no Oxygen. i handwave it, and my hand wave accidentally increases the gravity around TT2000 by 20000% for 5 seconds.
Battlefury13: WHOOPS, THAT WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
Battlefury13: Anyway, back to our famous show, "TT2000 dies horribly" after this commercial from our sponsor!
The commercial turns out to be made by a 7-year old, and is voiced by 4-year olds. Luckily, the sponsor soon finds that it suddenly is no longer a sponsor.
After that, the massive Planetoid gets a massive meteor storm consisting of the entire asteroid belt, and then continues its path, easily destroying mars, without damage because TT2000 is the best shield ever. Earth launches its entire supply of nukes, but it misses and instead hits TT2000. TT2000 continues to absorb all the damage. Venus merely makes the lava oceans all the worse, not doing much. Mercury turns into solid Mercury in an effort to save itself, but it is instantly super-heated into a gas so hot, it might as well be a plasma. Said plasma joins the rest of the atmosphere in being lethal.
I then covert a Cellular Lifeform to a Virus, and sprinkle some powder from a pouch with the words "AGARIO LOGIC" on it. I then toss it at the sun the second before it become an Agario Virus. The sun breaks into lots of small pieces in an anticlimactic way, not even going supernova.
TT200- you know what, i think you get the point by now.
I repeat this with every solar system ever in this exact copy of the milky galaxy. Finally, i condense it into a small pebble. i then teleport back to the Battlefield.
the pebble, containing a galaxy's worth of weight, falls, towards my hand. Oh no, its falling too fast! Its gonna crush me-
Suddenly, a purple-blue aura surrounds the Gravity Gauntlet
Battlefury13: What, did you really think i would not take a chance to fit a gravity-based shield on this?
Battlefury13: Wouldn't want a rock to fall on my hand while i'm distracted and crush it.
Battlefury13: That would very bad. For my hand, that is.
The pebble, having sucked in earth, is about .2% popcorn. Before the anti-popcorn turret uses its Everything-Piecing-Never-Miss-Antimatter-based-Godmoder-Killing-Cannon, it lands in front of UserZero.
Who is then hit with a massive planet with a star for an atmosphere....coming from a pebble.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
Huge weakness to sun? Lemme see what I can do about that
=Action=
It's time to start talking strategy, Hezetor. Just PM me.
I examine World in a Bottle.
The sound of blaring trumpets becomes apparent as a medival-style horse drawn carriage come to the batttlefield, painfully slowly. The horse riders demanded everyone take off their hats for the king. If the Chief does, he gets burnt. A lot. If he doesn't, Both knights riding the horses suddenly grow to massive size, getting Mega Shrooms from nobody in particular, and smash the Chief. The doors to the carriage opens, and out comes...
King Tut? Zineous promptly obliterates him, turning him into a pile of burnt politician. Random Egyptians then come and mob Zineous, dealing some damage. They then get fried as well. Yes, I'm dealing damage to Zineous too. Don't question my motives.
I climb up an even taller tower, resuming my earlier casting stance.
MZ: You asked for an encore, didn't you?
MZ: Well, I'll need a better stage before I start.
It's getting darker and darker, and the humidity is rising rapidly, the wind picks up again. Patches of crimson may give way beneath the storm that's rapidly coming into being.
The environment reshapes under the downpour, irregular stone pillars bursting from the ground, sections of previously solid terrain sinking into the ground, some pieces of scenery dissolve into crystal sand, while others are covered by rapidly growing crystal.
Once the storm has passed, the predominant biome appears to an endless desert of crystalline sand broken up by different types of crystals jutting through the surface.
New Terrain: Crystalline Wasteland (May redirect attacks in away from Anti-Zero's.)
I stop to take in the new, more magically-inclined atmosphere. As the last few wisps of my mana reserves are restored, (Wisps being the smallest divisible unit of magic, a least in the system I use), I return to my normal form. The difference is negligible save for the comfort of having the proper body again on my part.
Then I offer Phantom Walker poisoned tea.
Entities: Hecatonchire (Orders in first post)
Inventory:
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Healium && Hoodie = Healium Jacket 4/6
Darkimin II Blood Testing "Butterfly" (Yes, they call that thing a "butterfly" where I go for blood tests.) = Bloodform 2/???
+2 to Ire
Sukard 30/50 3/5s of the way. I math.
Matt 6/15
I snap my fingers, and a bunch of demons come out of the sky to haunt him.
Assuming it's like a tribal chief.
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The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Location:
Both here
Join Date:
1/5/2012
Posts:
245
Location:
and there at once.
Minecraft:
same as this one
Xbox:
Don't have one
PSN:
Don't want one
Member Details
Current Entities
Balloonsera
HP: 250,000/250,000
Inflation: [MIN | LOW | MID | HGH | MAX]
Unlike my previous Balloon entities, inflation is not directly tied to HP. Instead, it determines how often she can use her special, Dream Magic, and the strength of her normal attacks. Other people or entities can use their actions to increase or decrease inflation. Balloonsera does NOT die if inflation reaches MIN or MAX, but will take 5,000 damage if her inflation tries to go past its limits in either direction.
Dream Magic: When used, it channels the power of the Emerald Dream (which my plot line has become strangely reliant on) and adds a random Dream Card to either Valeera or Balloonian's hand. If both are dead, it goes to Balloonsera herself, which is less efficient. She can play Dream Cards in addition to attacking and she ignores the mana cost because she has nothing else to play.
If inflation is MID, LOW, or HGH, this can be used once every other turn. If inflation is MAX, this can be used every turn. If inflation is MIN, this can be used once every 3 turns.
Dream Cards (Roll a d5. The number that comes up is the card Balloonsera gets.):
1: Balloonsera Awakens: Costs 2 mana. When played, it deals 5,000 damage to 5 random enemies.
2: Helium Sister: Costs 4 mana. When played, it summons an entity with 10,000 attack and 30,000 HP. It also cannot be hurt by AOE attacks, which is kinda the opposite of the actual Hearthstone effect.
3: Nightmare: Costs 0 mana. Play on a friendly, willing entity to give it +15,000 attack and +15,000 HP. However, it starts taking 5,000 damage per turn.
4: Balloon Drake: Costs 4 mana. When played, it summons an entity with 20,000 attack and 20,000 HP. Counts as a dragon if that matters at all, which it might.
5: Dream: Costs 0 mana. Returns a friendly, willing Hearthstone-like entity to its player's hand. The minion costs 2 mana less to play next time. (IE: Shadowstep). Or, if played on an enemy, it will prevent most weaker enemies from acting once or reduce the damage a stronger entity deals by up to 20,000.
Other attacks:
Bring Rest: Whack something for 14,000 damage. If inflation is at LOW or MIN, deal 16,000 damage instead.
Life Giving Mist: Channels healing to an entity. Starts out healing for 14,000 HP per turn, but increases by 3,000 each turn up to a maximum of 24,000 per turn. If inflation is at MIN, this caps at 27,000 per turn instead.
Deathrattle: sets up for something.
Balloonian
HP:180,000/180,000
Affinity: [M:0 | R:0 | S:0]
He works like Valeera, but with less focus on the actual deck and more focus on the hero's own actions. His deck only has 15 cards in it. He starts at 5 mana and gains 1 maximum mana per turn as well as draws one card per turn. If he runs out of cards in his deck, they get reshuffled.
"Hero Power": Wild Magic. Costs 2 mana. Adds a completely random Hearthstone spell to Balloonian's hand and it costs 2 less mana. I'm not going to pick ones that would break the game or make no sense though, like vanish or unleash the hounds. I'll reroll those. Completely possible for Balloonian to get something totally useless, like bestial wrath or bolster.
All spells that Balloonian can get are in one of three groups based on their class of origin, either Might (warrior, hunter, rouge), Right (druid, paladin, priest) or Sight (mage, warlock, shaman). Whenever Balloonian casts a spell of one group, his affinity to that group goes up by 3 and his affinity with the other two groups each go down by 1.
When an affinity gets to 8 or above, Balloonian triggers a special attack that resets his affinity for that group back to 0.
Might - Devastation: Balloonian takes to the skies, becoming unattackable for the turn, but also preventing him from playing any cards that turn. At the end of the turn, he shoots 3 fireballs at any target. Each fireball deals 10,000 damage to its target and 2,500 damage to the entities listed directly above and below the target in the EOTB.
Right - Mountain's Power: Heals a target for 30,000 HP. In addition, whatever that target attacks this turn gets marked for death. The next turn, any spells that Valeera or Balloonian use against the marked target cost 4 less mana.
Sight - Begin the Games: Does something weird that I'll get into once/if it's used.
Deck:
Minions:
x1 Electron - 3 mana. Not to be confused with Serpent's character. summon a minion with 5,000 attack and 5,000 HP. While this is alive, both Valeera and Balloonian's spells costs 3 less mana. Not a dragon, but is a mech. ... You know, just in case Balloonian pulls Unstable Portal and that gets him a TinkerTown Technician.
x2 Dragon Consorts - 5 mana, summon a minion with 8,000 attack and 10,000 HP. In addition, Ballonian's next dragon costs 2 mana less. Is a dragon.
x2 BalloonWing Corruptors - 5 mana, summon a minion with 10,000 attack and 6,000 HP. When played, deal 10,000 damage to an enemy if Balloonian has a dragon in hand. Not a dragon.
x1 Balelastrasz - 6 mana, summon a minion with 4,000 attack and 10,000 HP. While this is alive, Balloonian's cards all cost 1 less mana. This card got considerably nerfed in its transition to DTG. Is a dragon.
x2 Balloonkin Hatchers - 6 mana, summon a minion with 5,000 attack and 6,000 HP. Also, summon two whelps each with 3,000 attack and 3,000 HP.
x1 Balloonmedes - 7 mana, summon a minion with no attack and 20,000 HP. Whenever either Valeera or Balloonian plays a card, this minion gets +2,000 attack. Is a dragon.
x1 Balloomagus - 8 mana. Summons a minion with 8,000 attack and 12,000 HP. If this is alive when Balloonian draws a card, he gains an extra copy of that card. Is a dragon.
Spells
x1 ShadowFlame - 4 mana, destroys a friendly, willing minion and deals its damage to up to 5 enemies.
x1 Bite - 4 Mana, gives Balloonian +5,000 HP and lets him attack this turn for 5,000 damage.
x1 Swipe - 4 mana, deals 5,000 damage to one enemy and 2,000 to up to 4 others.
x1 Open the Gates - 8 mana, summons 5 whelps each with 3,000 attack and 2,000 health.
BONUS CARD! x1 Mana Surge - 6 mana. Instantly uses Balloonian's Wild Magic ability 3 times. In addition, it lets him reroll one spell he doesn't like.
Deathrattle: Sets up for something.
Commands:
Balloonsera heals herself for 14k.
Balloonian draws Shadowflame, which gets duplicated. I gotta get rid of cards...
Balloonian plays his Dragon Consort, making Balloonmedes only cost 5, so he plays that as well. The combo will be set up so nicely... Oh, and Tazz? Affinity only goes up when Balloonian plays one of the Wild Magic cards, not gains it. I also don't know why Ayaze is a thing, but it's just plain annoying. ... And why do the GS's keep attacking my guys?
Special Spells: PowerShot (2 mana), Whirlwind (0 mana)
Action:
Weak to sun? Well, I just happen to have a sun demi-goddess here. ((And in Minecraft 1.0, zombies couldn't wear armor, so helmeted zombies resisting sunlight would be a modded thing. /randomNitpick))
Inari magically obtains the Armor of Light by the power of ignoring IC and puts it on, feeling solar energies thrum through her. With a burst of sunlight, she starts running forward towards the Chief. Behind her, a tidal wave of liquid fire builds up, glowing bright with the power of fusion. As she builds up speed, the solar flare of ionized plasma rises higher behind her, roaring with heat. Once Inari is close to the Chief, the wave behind her suddenly surges forward and into her gauntlets, infusing them with light and heat, making them shine like a distant wildfire on a dark night. As Inari leaps at the Chief's leg and slashes it open with her claws, this wildfire explodes into a violent cluster bomb of branching and twirling beams of furious starlight, melting through the Chief's leg and armor like a blowtorch. Each beam of light shoots outwards, only to converge back and stab at the Chief like they were dive bombing phoenixes. After the plasma and sunlight fades away, Inari has somehow gotten about a hundred meters away, her form shimmering slightly.
Relevance Line:
When did you start collecting maps?
For... a long time? I spent a... long time wandering around the estate, making... various maps. ... I want to complete this one. ... It will be my best yet.
When they heard the rumbling of the change in terrain, both Gail and Mikoto look up at the ceiling instinctively, where crystal sand had started to drift down. If given the right angle, the light from Gail's glowing aura shined through the particles, making them look like glittering prisms, casting tiny rainbows behind them.
Okay, fine. But we have to be quick, okay? Where do you need to go?
Gail points down one of the corridors, so they both head off in silence, but Gail still stops every few minutes to update her map. After about five map updates, Mikoto noticed that the light from Gail had died down, so he turned around and saw that she wasn't following him anymore.
Normal Essence of Temmie && Armor = Temmie Armor 3/11
+2 Ire
I light Pricey on fire for trying to rip off other players. I then throw Pricey into Phantom Walker while he's on fire and pull out a flamethrower on both of them, setting them on fire.
I then leave a message for Bill.
"Greetings! If you're hearing this, it is the serendipitous date of the circumstantially slash temporally simultaneous pseudo-preanniversary of your rearrival in the future here on Minecraft. Don't ask me what that means, it became meaningless as soon as the words left my mouth."
repost because I don't it to be nullified.
In a hidden war room two men discuss the events and...make a decision that will alter the course of history."What the hell is going on down there!?"
"chaos man pure chaos our combat drones where destroyed by Fugitive G a while ago!"
"damn it! we have waited two long and now this terrorist needs to be stopped.
"what should we do?"
"We must release him."
"YOU DON'T MEAN!?"
"Yes launch PROTOCOL Deicide!"
SUMMONING THE FORBIDDEN FORBIDDEN ONE!
1/10
Broken Night and Light && Darkness Orb = Darkimin 7/7 Mweheheheeheh....
Done!
Healium && Hoodie = Healium Jacket 3/6
Darkimin II Blood Testing "Butterfly" (Yes, they call that thing a "butterfly" where I go for blood tests.) = Bloodform 1/???
+2 to Ire
Sukard 29/50 (+1 from Tazz, I believe)
Matt 5/15
:3
Oh god why NoLegs. Why are you here?
:3
Oh, right, you're a cat, so you can't understand me.
:3
Jus shaddup and go.
D:
SHADDUP, NOLEGS!
):(
SHADDUP!
;-;
Whatever.
I pull out Deus Noctum, and drain the life binary out of the Mechari Engineer.
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War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
Soul of the captain 30/50(+0 from proof of concept)(have no link whatsoever to the captain)
Effects: This is a boost who increase dramatically armor and reduce
tremendously the life of the target and make it sightly stronger it goes
to another target when his current one is dead but it needs one charge
per turn for staying in this world(Can accumulate some charges so that
there is no problem if everybody forgets it one turn(it might also
become more effective when there is more charges))
my items:
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
I help proof of concept(twice)
Then I give a magical forcefield giving protection against puns to the psi godmodder.
Let's discuss the current situation everyone:
After destroying both scales what should we do?
Should we focus on finishing Phantom Walker or killing Star's body before it goes too wild?
Or is better to attack Psy?
I invite you to discuss in order to avoid a dispersion of our forces.
From now on I suppose it will be easier for me to just talk in character.
I cast true seeing on myself and add permanency, from now on I'm able to see everything as it is, no invisibility or illusion can fool me.
I remove the player Player-Side Crimson Scale shield that I have created, even if I should have removed it in the past. (my previous action were ignored?)
If for whatever reason I cannot just remove it, I'll just fire a laser beam on it.
Wow I didn't know it was possible for Psy to ignore the explosion of a real non-illusion yellow bear on his face.
The steel predator having blindsight is able to ignore the invisibility of others, he will attack the Scale Beasts, if they are all dead by the moment he attacks he will just try slash the Mechari Engineer using its terrible claws.
The Maxis will fire on the Player Side crimson scale or the AZ side crimson scale, if both are gone he will just attack Mt. Ebbot.
+2 Pricey
Rugname 48/50 +1 from Tazz
The Power 6/50 +1 from Tazz
Power Glove || (Java Virtual Machine && an old magazine on
cheats && list of Minecraft commands && command block) = The Power Glove (Level 9: 3/10)
Orb of Pure Energy > fine = Orb of Spacetime Manipulation (Level 5: 6/6) Complete!
I examine the Orb of Spacetime Manipulation if such a description does not already exist.
I then would like to examine better (like what does it allows the owner to do) the The Power Glove, I mean does it has some sort of effect, power, utility?
I then preview and examine:
Orb of Spacetime Manipulation > fine
and even
Orb of Spacetime Manipulation > very fine
if such function exist.
I start:
Module && Alchemiter = Punch Card Shunt (Level 5 1/6)
Punch Card Shunt: It's a small upgrade to
the Alchemiter that allows you to install various modules-taking the
form of punched cards-to give the Alchemiter quick and simple upgrades.
This cuts down time needed to make upgrades for the alchemiter
CONSIDERABLY.
This one was already defined in the past.
38/40
15/30
Excavator's Incendiary Autobow (Level 6: 5/7)
I give the chief a tub (like, bathtub-sized-tub) full of SPF 50 sunblock. Like, the high-quality kind. I make him take a bath in the sunscreen.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Post II
Y challenges Napstablook to a friendly game of Thundersnail telling the ghost that the one to lose the race will remove 15% of their HP. He then takes out a small cage emitting a faint turquoise glow, opening it and revealing his own, trained Glowdrake® and its snail lawyers (Snawyers?). He then tells the lawyers to sue anybody and anything that could offend the dragonsnail™.
He then repeatedly hits the Crimson Heart with a pickaxe, ready to fend off any attackers.
Plantera will cause an amount of sharp, toxic seeds to rain down upon Zineous.
Telelocator Focus && Indigo Flames
Pitch Black 6/10
Vortex Monolith 11/15
SCP-882 8/20
00C: Is SCP-914 usable for alchemy?
I give the Chief a free permit to go to the
acid pitspolice officer convention.Quote: 39/50
And again...: 27/50
It's High Noon
I become a Giant then i use Super Strength to flip the Colossal Bathtub containing the Captain into a pile of spikes which is 1/4th of his height , however it touches the Badge however my hands are burning right now...
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component A 11/50 +1 from Tazz and Hezetor
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component B 11/50 +1 from Tazz and Hezetor
Sp00py Emperor Spoopinator's Action: I USE SP00KY SLASH AT THE STUPID MECHARI ENGIE ONCE AGAIN
Skills for a Massive Skeleton like Monster (Spoopinator)
Spooky Slash Can be used every-time
Lunge of Sp00p: II
Sp00py Shield: IIIII
Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIIII
Sp00py Scary... IIIIIIIIIII
+1 Talist, +1 MegaMinEr69
Charge Bank: +1 from Talist
Idea: When i was making a Extremely Powerful Entity or a Miniboss or a BOSS, Sometimes i use my Star System to check how much charge is a Star. My own Entity named Spoopinator has 1 and a half stars. (75 Charge Points) Currently i am making a Entity that has 2 stars (100 Charge points) is a TNQGT However the Stars are maxed at 10 (500 Charge Points! (Yeah Good luck with that)) but 5+ Stars are worthy enough for a Boss, however 3~4.5 Stars are considered Minibosses. These must be done in Component Systems (A to J Components) or you are gonna have a bad time.
My Items
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing.
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blaster Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Echeladder 13/50
16/45 Badge 7 cobalt x2, uzi x3, free
+2 cobalt
Badges: 6/8
Stun Gun AND Scranton Reality Anchor 1/?
Sagittarius AND Enchanted Bow = 3/4 Sagittarius Bow
___
Binary Slime: Attack Blackstorm Zineous
The detective appears beside Richard, and tosses him a copy of the Bender Restrainer. He then vanishes.
___
Mercury uses silvery magic silver magic magical silvery silver magic magic magic silvery magic silvery magic silver magic on the steel predator.
Overly-Long Summoning Animation 26/26 (+1 late fee from Tazz)
I hastily build a tower to stand higher than the average combatants viewpoint.
MZ: Hey...
MZ: Mind if I tell you a story?
I don't do anything that might indicate who I'm actually speaking to, nor do I bother waiting for anyone to respond.
MZ: Once, there was a maiden...
MZ: …who broke her mirror, and dropped the pieces to the ground.
The wind picks up severely. I gesture upwards as the sky slowly turns gray, centered on a black, glowing object.
MZ: She thought to repair it, but was arrested by the sight of the scattered shards,
MZ: Which showed so many visions of her face
The more perceptive will notice small cracks are spreading across the massive object in the sky...
MZ: She put the pieces back together at all the wrong angles,
MZ: and was delighted at the image of herself.
As the cracks grow larger, pieces of obsidian blowing in on the wind, often in shapes that resemble butterflies or moths.
MZ: The maiden wanted to show everyone how wonderful she looked,
MZ: but it seemed as though none could see it.
The object in the sky shatters, raining down obsidian on the crimson below. It seems to be cosmetic, seeing as the shards aren't seeking out any entities.
MZ: So she painted a self-portrait,
MZ: and portrait after portrait after that,
MZ: until she made everyone look at her.
The shards gather up to form a large, levitating orb, surrounded by a halo of floating shards. Numerous arms of black glass burst from the ground, ready to defend it.
MZ: And they all believed her.
I bow in the most forced and sarcastic way possible.
New Entity!: Hecatonchire
AbilitiesHundred Hands: Hecatonchire attacks twice per turn
Heart of Glass: Entities that attack the Hecatonchire take a small amount of damage from the obsidian shards that make up it's body.
((Feel free to tweak these abilities, Tazz.))
Hecatonchire's First Action(s):
Puching Phantom Walker
Sending multiple detached hands to find and tear apart Star's Body.
I pick up a few non animate pieces of obsidian, craft them into swords, and jab them into the Tanks.
MZ: Want to hear another?
Entities:
See Above
Inventory:
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1]Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Alchemies in-progress:
Heavy Rousing Sword King Rouzer && Ten Commandments || Class Cards = Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9] (5/10)
Fur Collared Jacket || Nemean Hide = Nemean Jacket [Level 10] (3/11)
Charges:
ERROR: 14/15 (+1 from Talist, +1 late fee from Tazz): The world seems... OFF somehow?
Proof's Quest:
Spawning on the RIGHT, on the GROUND.
Boosts:
+1 for Talist
+1 for Twin
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
hOI: 5/5
oh my god
Temmie army: hOI we r TEMMIE!
n diz iz r kig: TEMBO!
7/10 Obsidian Stronghold
7/20 EXOS Assist (charge bumped up a bit)
My Action: I go yell at Ayaze whateverhernameis for just making everyone (including my allied entities) invisible, then have EXOS use its Scout Drones to find all the things again. However, that took too long, so I just attack the Chief instead by reviving some of the CSI Cyber guys as ghosts and having them follow the Chief around. When he inevitably commits Police Brutality, the ghosts will pounce on him in an attempt to make him turn in his badge for practicing police brutality (this attack hits his Badge).
EXOS Action: To buy time to figure out how to deal with Psy, I increase Psy's evasion by covertly dropping an Infinite Ender Pearl for him, allowing him to teleport away from attacks.
Foundation Action (/story):
"So apparently whoever owns this server has knowledge of all of our knowledge base? How could we have missed a data breach this large?"
"We didn't, remember? A few years ago, our data ended up being leaked to the internet by hackers related to Anonymous. We suspect they were supported by someone on the inside, but they managed to leak our data onto public servers and prevent us from taking it down with our information security countermeasures. We had to initiate Breach Protocol Omega: public data."
"Wait, if all of our information is public, why has that not affected our operations? You would think we would at least get more people trying to breach our facilities from the information going public."
"Breach Protocol Omega DID release the data publicly, but it also did everything to make the data non-credible. We were able to disguise the data as an open-source horror wiki while simultaneously redacting the most sensitive data in case someone did take it seriously. Nearly everyone knows of the site as obviously fake (after all, what global conspiracy, even a beneficial one, would release their data publicly?), which means no one thinks of it as real."
"Sure. I hope that actually WORKS at keeping people unaware of the true threats we face."
I shoot a Mechari Engineer with a Prototype Metal Melter.
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component A 12/50[/b]
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component B 12/50[/b]
Sp00py Emperor Spoopinator's Action: N/A[/b]
Skills for a Massive Skeleton like Monster (Spoopinator)[/b]
[b]Spooky Slash Can be used every-time[/b]
[b]Lunge of Sp00p: II[/b]
[b]Sp00py Shield: IIIII[/b]
[b]Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIIII[/b]
[b]Sp00py Scary... IIIIIIIIIII[/b]
+1 Talist, +1 Hezetor's Rugname + I vote to make Rugname stronger.
Charge Bank: +1 from Talist
My Items
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing.
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blaster Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Spellbook (lvl 4) && Essence of Life Drain = Life-Drain Spellbook 1/?
i drop a lot of toxic waste on TT2000. it turns out to be explosives in disguise. They explode, sending him flying into a exact copy of the Solar System. Using the Gravity Gauntlet, i quickly crush him with the entire Kuplair belt. I then teleport TT2000 to the surface of the newly-made rock... On the exact side heading towards Pluto. Pluto suddenly shouts, " I AM NOT A DWARF PLANET!" and then proceeds to somehow fire a burst of energy at the huge planetoid. Normally, the blast would break it apart, but luckily TT2000 was there to take the damage for it. The massive rock then crashes into Pluto, giving TT2000 a face-full of icy rock. Then, the rock moves to destroy Neptune.
It seems to not heard of such concepts such as "gas giants"
TT2000, again finds himself on the side of the planet he did not want to be on: The side that is going to crash into Neptune. Before long, the rock that TT2000 is trapped on has found its way to Mars, having crashed though every single Gas Giant along the way- The lethal gases have formed a sort-of atmosphere around the massive rock, with thunderstorms (hey, Jupiter has them all the time, and they are far larger and longer than any hurricane we have had on earth)
Suddenly, the motley collection of rocks explodes, as massive lava oceans cover the entire surface while the thunderstorms progress into firestorms, leading to someone to ask why fire is burning when there is no Oxygen. i handwave it, and my hand wave accidentally increases the gravity around TT2000 by 20000% for 5 seconds.
Battlefury13: WHOOPS, THAT WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
Battlefury13: Anyway, back to our famous show, "TT2000 dies horribly" after this commercial from our sponsor!
The commercial turns out to be made by a 7-year old, and is voiced by 4-year olds. Luckily, the sponsor soon finds that it suddenly is no longer a sponsor.
After that, the massive Planetoid gets a massive meteor storm consisting of the entire asteroid belt, and then continues its path, easily destroying mars, without damage because TT2000 is the best shield ever. Earth launches its entire supply of nukes, but it misses and instead hits TT2000. TT2000 continues to absorb all the damage. Venus merely makes the lava oceans all the worse, not doing much. Mercury turns into solid Mercury in an effort to save itself, but it is instantly super-heated into a gas so hot, it might as well be a plasma. Said plasma joins the rest of the atmosphere in being lethal.
I then covert a Cellular Lifeform to a Virus, and sprinkle some powder from a pouch with the words "AGARIO LOGIC" on it. I then toss it at the sun the second before it become an Agario Virus. The sun breaks into lots of small pieces in an anticlimactic way, not even going supernova.
TT200- you know what, i think you get the point by now.
I repeat this with every solar system ever in this exact copy of the milky galaxy. Finally, i condense it into a small pebble. i then teleport back to the Battlefield.
the pebble, containing a galaxy's worth of weight, falls, towards my hand. Oh no, its falling too fast! Its gonna crush me-
Suddenly, a purple-blue aura surrounds the Gravity Gauntlet
Battlefury13: What, did you really think i would not take a chance to fit a gravity-based shield on this?
Battlefury13: Wouldn't want a rock to fall on my hand while i'm distracted and crush it.
Battlefury13: That would very bad. For my hand, that is.
The pebble, having sucked in earth, is about .2% popcorn. Before the anti-popcorn turret uses its Everything-Piecing-Never-Miss-Antimatter-based-Godmoder-Killing-Cannon, it lands in front of UserZero.
Who is then hit with a massive planet with a star for an atmosphere....coming from a pebble.
And a huge wall of text, for good measure.
37/50 Upgrade system (1+ tazz)
21/50 what
2+ to irecreeper
Battlefury's Official Wall of Text Counter: 2
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
Huge weakness to sun? Lemme see what I can do about that
=Action=
It's time to start talking strategy, Hezetor. Just PM me.
I examine World in a Bottle.
The sound of blaring trumpets becomes apparent as a medival-style horse drawn carriage come to the batttlefield, painfully slowly. The horse riders demanded everyone take off their hats for the king. If the Chief does, he gets burnt. A lot. If he doesn't, Both knights riding the horses suddenly grow to massive size, getting Mega Shrooms from nobody in particular, and smash the Chief. The doors to the carriage opens, and out comes...
King Tut? Zineous promptly obliterates him, turning him into a pile of burnt politician. Random Egyptians then come and mob Zineous, dealing some damage. They then get fried as well. Yes, I'm dealing damage to Zineous too. Don't question my motives.
I didn't feel like making political statements.
Zineous will use Discharge on Phantom Walker.
==Alchemies==
Logic Distortion Remote && (Watch && Ender Pearl) =
Space-Time Manipulator 8/11
Voidmetal Bottle && Pocket Dimension = World in a Bottle 9/9 [DONE!]
Ring && Oblivion Energy = ? 1/???
=Inventory=
Logic Distortion Remote (Powerless)
Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad 64
Voidmetal Bottle
Pocket Dimension
Infinite Pie Cornucopia
Traho
Stevereen Figure
World in a Bottle
(Only including things that I deem important to my ultimate alchemy chain thingy)
==Charges==
The NonexistentCelestial Guardian 30/50 (+1 from late EoTB)The Balancer 21/50
+2 Ire
Please check out my PvP map based around explosions and fire, FireFight!
Sometimes, I wonder why they call mapmakers mapmakers and not cartographers.
Dragons n' Stuff
Please click!
Welcome to my world. 15/15
I climb up an even taller tower, resuming my earlier casting stance.
MZ: You asked for an encore, didn't you?
MZ: Well, I'll need a better stage before I start.
It's getting darker and darker, and the humidity is rising rapidly, the wind picks up again. Patches of crimson may give way beneath the storm that's rapidly coming into being.
The environment reshapes under the downpour, irregular stone pillars bursting from the ground, sections of previously solid terrain sinking into the ground, some pieces of scenery dissolve into crystal sand, while others are covered by rapidly growing crystal.
Once the storm has passed, the predominant biome appears to an endless desert of crystalline sand broken up by different types of crystals jutting through the surface.
New Terrain: Crystalline Wasteland (May redirect attacks in away from Anti-Zero's.)
I stop to take in the new, more magically-inclined atmosphere. As the last few wisps of my mana reserves are restored, (Wisps being the smallest divisible unit of magic, a least in the system I use), I return to my normal form. The difference is negligible save for the comfort of having the proper body again on my part.
Then I offer Phantom Walker poisoned tea.
Entities:
Hecatonchire (Orders in first post)
Inventory:
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1]
Alchemies in-progress:
Heavy Rousing Sword King Rouzer && Ten Commandments || Class Cards = Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9] (6/10)
Fur Collared Jacket || Nemean Hide = Nemean Jacket [Level 10] (4/11)
Charges:
New Charge 1/15: I begin charging.
Boosts:
+1 for Talist
+1 for Twin
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
Healium && Hoodie = Healium Jacket 4/6
Darkimin II Blood Testing "Butterfly" (Yes, they call that thing a "butterfly" where I go for blood tests.) = Bloodform 2/???
+2 to Ire
Sukard 30/50 3/5s of the way. I math.
Matt 6/15
I snap my fingers, and a bunch of demons come out of the sky to haunt him.
Assuming it's like a tribal chief.
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out
http://minecraftnoobtest.com/test.php
War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
I Promise I Will Start A Charge Next Turn: 0/0
Doomsday: The Video Game (6/7)
...If Tazz hates Ayaze now, i'm scared to think what he'll do this turn. Bomb Man, send him a thing.
Uh...okay.
*Tazz was given a "Bath Salts"!*
Now then, what is this...thing from Sara? It's slightly scaring me. Feels...impure.
...I MUST SCIENCE.
Pit grabs a Bug Net and puts it over the Essence of Trollfic. Surprisingly, it works at getting the Essence somehow.
Now then...
>PitTheAngel: Ask for a description of the Essence of Trollfic.
Also, I swear that Temmie King's crown is made of both cardboard and paper mache at the same time. I can't be the only one who thinks that, right?
Balloonsera
HP: 250,000/250,000
Inflation: [MIN | LOW | MID | HGH | MAX]
Unlike my previous Balloon entities, inflation is not directly tied to HP. Instead, it determines how often she can use her special, Dream Magic, and the strength of her normal attacks. Other people or entities can use their actions to increase or decrease inflation. Balloonsera does NOT die if inflation reaches MIN or MAX, but will take 5,000 damage if her inflation tries to go past its limits in either direction.
Dream Magic: When used, it channels the power of the Emerald Dream (which my plot line has become strangely reliant on) and adds a random Dream Card to either Valeera or Balloonian's hand. If both are dead, it goes to Balloonsera herself, which is less efficient. She can play Dream Cards in addition to attacking and she ignores the mana cost because she has nothing else to play.
If inflation is MID, LOW, or HGH, this can be used once every other turn. If inflation is MAX, this can be used every turn. If inflation is MIN, this can be used once every 3 turns.
Dream Cards (Roll a d5. The number that comes up is the card Balloonsera gets.):
1: Balloonsera Awakens: Costs 2 mana. When played, it deals 5,000 damage to 5 random enemies.
2: Helium Sister: Costs 4 mana. When played, it summons an entity with 10,000 attack and 30,000 HP. It also cannot be hurt by AOE attacks, which is kinda the opposite of the actual Hearthstone effect.
3: Nightmare: Costs 0 mana. Play on a friendly, willing entity to give it +15,000 attack and +15,000 HP. However, it starts taking 5,000 damage per turn.
4: Balloon Drake: Costs 4 mana. When played, it summons an entity with 20,000 attack and 20,000 HP. Counts as a dragon if that matters at all, which it might.
5: Dream: Costs 0 mana. Returns a friendly, willing Hearthstone-like entity to its player's hand. The minion costs 2 mana less to play next time. (IE: Shadowstep). Or, if played on an enemy, it will prevent most weaker enemies from acting once or reduce the damage a stronger entity deals by up to 20,000.
Other attacks:
Bring Rest: Whack something for 14,000 damage. If inflation is at LOW or MIN, deal 16,000 damage instead.
Life Giving Mist: Channels healing to an entity. Starts out healing for 14,000 HP per turn, but increases by 3,000 each turn up to a maximum of 24,000 per turn. If inflation is at MIN, this caps at 27,000 per turn instead.
Deathrattle: sets up for something.
Balloonian
HP:180,000/180,000
Affinity: [M:0 | R:0 | S:0]
He works like Valeera, but with less focus on the actual deck and more focus on the hero's own actions. His deck only has 15 cards in it. He starts at 5 mana and gains 1 maximum mana per turn as well as draws one card per turn. If he runs out of cards in his deck, they get reshuffled.
"Hero Power": Wild Magic. Costs 2 mana. Adds a completely random Hearthstone spell to Balloonian's hand and it costs 2 less mana. I'm not going to pick ones that would break the game or make no sense though, like vanish or unleash the hounds. I'll reroll those. Completely possible for Balloonian to get something totally useless, like bestial wrath or bolster.
All spells that Balloonian can get are in one of three groups based on their class of origin, either Might (warrior, hunter, rouge), Right (druid, paladin, priest) or Sight (mage, warlock, shaman). Whenever Balloonian casts a spell of one group, his affinity to that group goes up by 3 and his affinity with the other two groups each go down by 1.
When an affinity gets to 8 or above, Balloonian triggers a special attack that resets his affinity for that group back to 0.
Might - Devastation: Balloonian takes to the skies, becoming unattackable for the turn, but also preventing him from playing any cards that turn. At the end of the turn, he shoots 3 fireballs at any target. Each fireball deals 10,000 damage to its target and 2,500 damage to the entities listed directly above and below the target in the EOTB.
Right - Mountain's Power: Heals a target for 30,000 HP. In addition, whatever that target attacks this turn gets marked for death. The next turn, any spells that Valeera or Balloonian use against the marked target cost 4 less mana.
Sight - Begin the Games: Does something weird that I'll get into once/if it's used.
Deck:
Minions:
x1 Electron - 3 mana. Not to be confused with Serpent's character. summon a minion with 5,000 attack and 5,000 HP. While this is alive, both Valeera and Balloonian's spells costs 3 less mana. Not a dragon, but is a mech. ... You know, just in case Balloonian pulls Unstable Portal and that gets him a TinkerTown Technician.
x2 Dragon Consorts - 5 mana, summon a minion with 8,000 attack and 10,000 HP. In addition, Ballonian's next dragon costs 2 mana less. Is a dragon.
x2 BalloonWing Corruptors - 5 mana, summon a minion with 10,000 attack and 6,000 HP. When played, deal 10,000 damage to an enemy if Balloonian has a dragon in hand. Not a dragon.
x1 Balelastrasz - 6 mana, summon a minion with 4,000 attack and 10,000 HP. While this is alive, Balloonian's cards all cost 1 less mana. This card got considerably nerfed in its transition to DTG. Is a dragon.
x2 Balloonkin Hatchers - 6 mana, summon a minion with 5,000 attack and 6,000 HP. Also, summon two whelps each with 3,000 attack and 3,000 HP.
x1 Balloonmedes - 7 mana, summon a minion with no attack and 20,000 HP. Whenever either Valeera or Balloonian plays a card, this minion gets +2,000 attack. Is a dragon.
x1 Balloomagus - 8 mana. Summons a minion with 8,000 attack and 12,000 HP. If this is alive when Balloonian draws a card, he gains an extra copy of that card. Is a dragon.
Spells
x1 ShadowFlame - 4 mana, destroys a friendly, willing minion and deals its damage to up to 5 enemies.
x1 Bite - 4 Mana, gives Balloonian +5,000 HP and lets him attack this turn for 5,000 damage.
x1 Swipe - 4 mana, deals 5,000 damage to one enemy and 2,000 to up to 4 others.
x1 Open the Gates - 8 mana, summons 5 whelps each with 3,000 attack and 2,000 health.
BONUS CARD! x1 Mana Surge - 6 mana. Instantly uses Balloonian's Wild Magic ability 3 times. In addition, it lets him reroll one spell he doesn't like.
Deathrattle: Sets up for something.
Commands:
Balloonsera heals herself for 14k.
Balloonian draws Shadowflame, which gets duplicated. I gotta get rid of cards...
Balloonian plays his Dragon Consort, making Balloonmedes only cost 5, so he plays that as well. The combo will be set up so nicely... Oh, and Tazz? Affinity only goes up when Balloonian plays one of the Wild Magic cards, not gains it. I also don't know why Ayaze is a thing, but it's just plain annoying. ... And why do the GS's keep attacking my guys?
Minions out: Balloonmagus (8k, 12k), Balloonkin Hatcher (5k, 6k), Dragon Consort (8k, 10k), Balloonmedes (0k, 20k, +2k attack per card played)
Hand: Swipe, Balloonkin Hatcher, Electron, Dream, Mana Surge x2, Shadowflame x2
Special Spells: PowerShot (2 mana), Whirlwind (0 mana)
Action:
Weak to sun? Well, I just happen to have a sun demi-goddess here. ((And in Minecraft 1.0, zombies couldn't wear armor, so helmeted zombies resisting sunlight would be a modded thing. /randomNitpick))
Inari magically obtains the Armor of Light by the power of ignoring IC and puts it on, feeling solar energies thrum through her. With a burst of sunlight, she starts running forward towards the Chief. Behind her, a tidal wave of liquid fire builds up, glowing bright with the power of fusion. As she builds up speed, the solar flare of ionized plasma rises higher behind her, roaring with heat. Once Inari is close to the Chief, the wave behind her suddenly surges forward and into her gauntlets, infusing them with light and heat, making them shine like a distant wildfire on a dark night. As Inari leaps at the Chief's leg and slashes it open with her claws, this wildfire explodes into a violent cluster bomb of branching and twirling beams of furious starlight, melting through the Chief's leg and armor like a blowtorch. Each beam of light shoots outwards, only to converge back and stab at the Chief like they were dive bombing phoenixes. After the plasma and sunlight fades away, Inari has somehow gotten about a hundred meters away, her form shimmering slightly.
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When did you start collecting maps?
For... a long time? I spent a... long time wandering around the estate, making... various maps. ... I want to complete this one. ... It will be my best yet.
When they heard the rumbling of the change in terrain, both Gail and Mikoto look up at the ceiling instinctively, where crystal sand had started to drift down. If given the right angle, the light from Gail's glowing aura shined through the particles, making them look like glittering prisms, casting tiny rainbows behind them.
Okay, fine. But we have to be quick, okay? Where do you need to go?
Gail points down one of the corridors, so they both head off in silence, but Gail still stops every few minutes to update her map. After about five map updates, Mikoto noticed that the light from Gail had died down, so he turned around and saw that she wasn't following him anymore.
Um... Gail?
Alchemy and charges:
Finished listWooden Tower Shield &&
Living Wood && Chlorophyte &&Yggdrasil leaf = World Tree Shield 2/10Tower Shield && Lapotron energy crystal && Gravity generator && Electro-magnetic containment system = Black Hole Shield 2/10
Got +5 total. Then plus a whole ONE EXTRA because SPEEEEEEEEEDDDDD ISSS KEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!!!
More charges: 24/50 & 24/50
+1 to Mythic, Pricey
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
My Best Map so farAll my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
comic. 1/50
Imperator 19/50
Spear && Water Titan Essence = ? 1/11
Normal Essence of Temmie && Armor = Temmie Armor 3/11
+2 Ire
I light Pricey on fire for trying to rip off other players. I then throw Pricey into Phantom Walker while he's on fire and pull out a flamethrower on both of them, setting them on fire.
I then leave a message for Bill.
"Greetings! If you're hearing this, it is the serendipitous date of the circumstantially slash temporally simultaneous pseudo-preanniversary of your rearrival in the future here on Minecraft. Don't ask me what that means, it became meaningless as soon as the words left my mouth."
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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