Calan halts work on the Invisible Scrambler temporarily and starts meditating on the meaning of existence.
Alchemy:
Pieces of Terror & & Boot Leather of the Modder & & Turret Ray = Terrifying Clockwork Laser Shoe (Level 18: 4/??)
Invisible Scrambler [AG BOSS]: 1/??
The meditation begins a summon that will activate after 4 active posts.
Calan's mouth begins to twitch, annoying just about everyone else on the battlefield (or off the battlefield). Enemies that see Calan are forced to politely ask him to stop.
Something Terrible: (30/40) ( +1 from piono)
Kamehamehaa: (1/10)(attack)
4th of July: (8/11)
moar shrapnel: (2/11)
Extra charges: 6
Hound(16k/30k):
Missile: 1/2
Unload: 3/3
Ammo: 200/200 (@Jondanger23, you don't have to put the ammo counter in update posts)
Hound uses Reload
I reprogram Hound to self-destruct when under 4000 hp
I then grow a giant tree using Vi Naturae under Terror Bunny, sending it flying very high, making it burn when re-entering atmosphere and then it falls on Godmodder, dealing massive fall damage to the bunny and sone damage to Godmodder. Whoops.
the tempest 5/11
adjective cannon 5/9
vortex bungun 3/6
10/25 the grid
noby noby boy 6/30
special powah! 5/10
with the main part of the battlefield destroyed I fire a bazooka at the remains, this destroys them, changing the battlefield into SPACE
6/30 WEAPON OF MYTH AND LEGEND
2/30 RIDICULOUSLY SPARKLY ANIME GIRL EYES FOR A PRANK
2/50 gorilla
TERRA BLADE && MEOWMERE && STAR WRATH = THE HERO'S BLADE: 5/11
S.D.M.G && LAST PRISM = BOOM, EVERYWHERE SHOT: 5/10
DISTORTION MAJJYKS && INFINITE 3DS SUPPLY && RAILGUN = ???, 2/?
+3 TO PIONOPLAYER.
I TELEPORT A GROUP OF MECHAFISH INTO A PORTAL. INSIDE THE PORTAL, THEY ENCOUNTER AN UNKILLABLE SWARM OF OMEGA PARTY HATS. THEIR DEMISE IS SWIFT AND PAINFUL, AS THE OMEGA PARTY HATS LEVY AN ABUNDANCE OF POWERFUL ATTACKS WITHOUT RELENT. AS THE PORTAL CLOSES, ONE CAN HEAR THE SCREAMS OF THE MECHAFISH, NOW SO THOROUGLY TRAUMATIZED THEY HAVE OBTAINED SAPIANCE:
"NOT THE gorilla! ANYTHING BUT THE gorilla! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Got +3
First companion: 6/60
Second companion: 5/70
+1 to GladiusAssailant, +1 to PionoPlayer, +1 to Pricy
Wait, so you do get to pick what it turns out as?
Clorophyte ingots && Bottled Mist && Spirit Tree Leaf || Knife Mold = Spirit Knife 3/7
Emerald && Lava Charm && Fern from the Emerald Dream = Burning Dream Gem 3/5
The Essence of Water && The Essence of Wind && The Essence of Warmth = Essence of Nibel 3/6
I decide to wait a little while...
Inari:
She carefully slid down the edge of the cave wall, carefully noting everything that was different here, such as how the cave sloped down more steeply. Everything seemed wondrous, even something as simple as the silt in the walls. She spent close to an hour slowly digging that out just to feel the particles running through her paws. There was nothing behind it, but that didn't really matter. She kept sliding down, causing a little storm of pebbles that grew as she went deeper.
7/30 WEAPON OF MYTH AND LEGEND
3/30 RIDICULOUSLY SPARKLY ANIME GIRL EYES FOR A PRANK
3/50 gorilla
TERRA BLADE && MEOWMERE && STAR WRATH = THE HERO'S BLADE: 6/11
S.D.M.G && LAST PRISM = BOOM, EVERYWHERE SHOT: 6/10
DISTORTION MAJJYKS && INFINITE 3DS SUPPLY && RAILGUN = ???, 3/?
THIS BEING ACT THREE, THIS MEANS IT IS THE REVENGANING. HOWEVER, NONE OF THOSE ENTITIES HAVE ACTUALLY DONE ANYTHING TO EARN VENGEANCE UPON THEM, SO INSTEAD I GET UPSET AT A CERTAIN ENTITY WHO'S NAME SHALL NEVER BE MENTIONED, BECAUSE IF I DID, IT WOULD COME OUT AS A REDACTION. IT IS SQUID-LIKE, THAT'S YOUR ONLY HINT. ANYWAYS, AS I AM RAGING, SEVERAL CULTISTS WHO WORSHIP SAID SQUID-LIKE ENTITY COME OUT OF A BUSH, CURIOUS ABOUT ALL MY HATEFUL YAMMERING, AND NOTICE THE MECHAFISH. AS IT TURNS OUT, THE MECHAFISH ARE PERFECTLY DESIGNED AS A DEVICE IN SOME DEVIOUS RITUAL, AND THEY QUICKLY MANAGE TO STEAL A LARGE QUANTITY. I NOTICE THIS, AND THEN ACTIVATE MY TRAP CARD: THE BUSH THEY WERE HIDING IN TURNS INTO A TREANT AND EATS THEM. I THEN RECALL THAT TREANTS ARE EXTREMELY VIOLENT AGAINST ANIMATRONICS, AND THEN DOUSE IT IN GASOLINE AND BURN IT. THE SCREAMS OF A TREANT, CULTISTS AND MECHAFISH ARE ALL THAT CAN BE HEARD FOR FIVE HOURS.
I THEN QUESTION WHY THE GODMODDER DOESN'T SEE FIT TO SUDDENLY SWAMP THE BATTLEFIELD WITH MORE TERRORS LIKE HE USUALLY DOES. I QUADRUPLE-DOG DARE THE GODMODDER TO SUMMON MORE BOSSES, AT LEAST TWO MORE TERRORS TO BE PRECISE. IF HE FAILS, HE WILL AUTOMATICALLY TAKE TWO DAMAGE FOR FAILING THE DARE. I MAKE SURE TO CLARIFY THAT REGULAR ENTITIES ALSO DO NOT COUNT, ONLY BOSSES.
-=Charges
Beholder's Eye (24/40) +1 from Pricey
Another Champion (10/25) +1 from eboLag
-=Actions
A quick modification to some of Aetheria's shields enables it to float freely in space without atmospheric loss! -5000 Max Shields
(Gotta wait until Everfree to do amazing things)
EDIT: Things happened that nullified what was here. Carry on.
Aetherderon will preferably attack PG when able. Polyp Swarm: Causes polyps to leap off of Aetherderon and attack 3 target entities. If they fail to attack their target, they will find a new one. Great Call: Deals large amounts of damage to target entity. Starstrike: Calls a star down from the sky to annihilate a target entity and anything that happens to be around it. Stare of Immortality: Causes the afflicted entity's next attack to fail. Dead yet Dreaming: Aetherderon will 'kill' himself, and return in 6 rounds at full health and free of effects (positive and negative). Spoil of War is not dropped. (Cools while he's alive)
Spoil of War - The Great Horn: Can be used to summon a spectral stampede of... things to attack a specific target, damaging it and anything that happens to be close to it! (IE things that just attacked it, related entities, etc.) Cooldown of 5.
Soldier UPT (Units per Turn): 200 HP:1000
Tortured Golem UPT: 20 HP:5000 | Boosts damage by 25%
Shield-Bearer UPT: 30 HP:3000 Shield-Value: 100 per Shield-Bearer
----Upgrades
Might: Health boost from 500 to 1000.
Will: Aberrant Legion can now attack twice per turn, and some other stuff.
Portal Summoning Upgrades: Might & Will boosted spawns from 100 to 200. Charge 1 boosted spawns from 50 to 100.
War Beasts: New entities spawn from the portal.
-=Alchemies
Magic Wards && Voidmetal Shield && Nullification Magic (elemental) == Warden (8/11 - Lvl. 10) Elemental magic does almost nothing when blocked.
Anti-Time Magic && Genesis && Crystalized Nothingness == Everfree (8/26 -- Lvl. 25) -- Still a spatial staff, but now with wild magic! (any type goes) Also prevents time magic from being used in the vicinity.
Stat Boost && Eternity's Tremor && Edits == Eternity's Tremor (8/9 - Lvl. 25) -- Just a stat boost & edit --> earth-shattering, spatially-augmented hammer.
Community Charge!These charges can only be completed via donations.
Alchemizer: Mythical Repairs: 24/35 -- Adds a new setting to the Alchemizer: Artifact Repair. It will be explained below.
Entity: ???: 1/150 -- And entity more powerful than the God of the Worlds.
Mythical Repairs -- DarkSide
The artifacts will have to be found, and the forging time is longer, and you need a non-weapon/accessory item to power it up (up to 3 can be used on one artifact), but the payoff should really be worth it. Perhaps... level + [power-up amount] for charge times. Can change if too weak or unbalanced.
Forging...
Nightmare Cutlass && Black Diamond && Stat buffs && Cracked Inferno Ruby && Void Onyx = Black Nothingness (Lv. 25: 12/26)
Black Ring? (Not the Relic Ring still) && Supermassive Black Hole = Forbidden "Alchemy" (Lv. ??: ?/?) This horrifying "alchemy" supposedly gives great powers to anyone who wields it. Nobody knows what kind of powers, just some stupidly powerful ones. Frostfire Gladius && Nevermelt Ice && Soul of the Sun && Broken Hero Sword = Frigid Blaze (Lv. ??: 2/?)
Summons...
The Armada (20/20)
@Jondanger23 , it's time for the RNGoddess(es) to make a call. I'm not gonna do it myself, 'cause that would just end with me getting an optimal result. I'll shove the ships' stats in next round. Or earlier, if you post before then.
Out of a dice roll of 100...
-Less than 25: M. fails to pinpoint and put an end to the virus, meaning that the ships will become hostile. They cannot be reverted afterwards. [H]
-Between 25 and 85: M. pinpoints a bug and fixes it, but it's not the right one. It, however, stops the power increase of the virus. The virus can still spread to mechanical entities, however. Current power depends on how small the number is, 25 being strong, 85 being weak.[V]
-Greater than 85: M. succeeds in finding and eliminating the virus, eradicating it and sending a virus report to the antivirus software. The ships return to normal. [Follows DarkSide] Entities... (Nerf if to powerful. Buff if too weak.)
Shadow Fighter Squadron is upgrading...
Actions... Forecast: in one more round, the mist will come. (14/15)
Legendary Support (9/200)
Fighter Upgrades & New Aircraft, the Black Bombers (16/30) (+1 from Sirplop)
I'm gonna halfta agree with that... animatronic... robot... thing. The Godmodder hasn't been putting up a lot of misc. resistance. I take my NC and absorb even more terror from the Terror Bunny. Through more deep gashes. Guess how that went. It's more effective now that I have my body. The terror bunny screams in pain, bursting the eardrums of any who forgot to bring earplugs or the like. The soundwaves deform the metal of the robot army, making them unable to move and possibly destroying some of them. Yes, you can hear it from the vacuum of space. Physics don't apply here, mate.
Support...
I help... pionoplayer (+3) (Gotta give Redstone a run for his money, eh? Improving those weapons will only serve to curb my thirst for power. Plus I kinda need a gun anyway.)
the tempest 6/11
adjective cannon 7/9
vortex bungun 4/6
11/25 the grid
noby noby boy 7/30
special powah! 6/10
I since the battlefield is now in space, I use the creation wand to create a new battlefield, with gravity!
Pyhrron's blessing
I summon Thousands of Aurum Troops(Kid Icarus Uprising) to come and torture the godmodder in any and everyway possible (Pyhrron did the latter).
...
Well then.
That changes things up a bit.
Also, enjoy your break, Jon. Everyone should only do three posts, no 'extra round' shenanigans this time. Give Jon some space to breathe.
>3/3
-=Charges
Beholder's Eye (25/40)
Another Champion (6/20) -- Ripped 5 charge off to re-open the portal in Aetheria, because the original was sucked into a black hole. Also so little charge because of the Edge of the Shifting World's ability.
-=Actions
Seeing as the battlefield has been restored, I leave Aetheria in orbit, knowing it will be safer there then on the ground. I tear a hole in the dimensions with the Edge to create a wormhole down to the surface for things to go through.
The Aberrant Legion begins to sweep the floor of robots, the Golems taking charge and swatting them aside like garbage.
(Might add more actions here later.)
Aetherderon will preferably attack PG when able. Polyp Swarm: Causes polyps to leap off of Aetherderon and attack 3 target entities. If they fail to attack their target, they will find a new one. Great Call: Deals large amounts of damage to target entity. Starstrike: Calls a star down from the sky to annihilate a target entity and anything that happens to be around it. Stare of Immortality: Causes the afflicted entity's next attack to fail. Dead yet Dreaming: Aetherderon will 'kill' himself, and return in 6 rounds at full health and free of effects (positive and negative). Spoil of War is not dropped. (Cools while he's alive)
Spoil of War - The Great Horn: Can be used to summon a spectral stampede of... things to attack a specific target, damaging it and anything that happens to be close to it! (IE things that just attacked it up close, related entities, etc.) Cooldown of 5.
Soldier UPT (Units per Turn): 200 HP:1000
Tortured Golem UPT: 20 HP:5000 | Boosts damage by 25%
Shield-Bearer UPT: 30 HP:3000 Shield-Value: 100 per Shield-Bearer
----Upgrades
Might: Health boost from 500 to 1000.
Will: Aberrant Legion can now attack twice per turn, and some other stuff.
Portal Summoning Upgrades: Might & Will boosted spawns from 100 to 200. Charge 1 boosted spawns from 50 to 100.
War Beasts: New entities spawn from the portal.
-=Alchemies
Magic Wards && Voidmetal Shield && Nullification Magic (elemental) == Warden (9/11 - Lvl. 10) Elemental magic does almost nothing when blocked.
Anti-Time Magic && Genesis && Crystalized Nothingness == Everfree (9/26 -- Lvl. 25) -- Still a spatial staff, but now with wild magic! (any type goes) Also prevents time magic from being used in the vicinity.
Stat Boost && Eternity's Tremor && Edits == Eternity's Tremor (9/9 - Lvl. 25) -- Just a stat boost & edit --> earth-shattering, spatially-augmented hammer instead of dirt-moving staff. Called a 'Tremor' for a reason -- COMPLETED
Community Charge!These charges can only be completed via donations.
Alchemizer: Mythical Repairs: 24/35 -- Adds a new setting to the Alchemizer: Artifact Repair. It will be explained below.
Entity: ???: 1/150 -- And entity more powerful than the God of the Worlds.
Mythical Repairs -- DarkSide
The artifacts will have to be found, and the forging time is longer, and you need a non-weapon/accessory item to power it up (up to 3 can be used on one artifact), but the payoff should really be worth it. Perhaps... level + [power-up amount] for charge times. Can change if too weak or unbalanced.
+3 to pionoplayer
Comeback 5/10
I am God, and I am King, 8/101
Uh Oh 4/?
Oh Crap 11/17
I take out something, a weapon that I did not alchemize, my double-sided sword. I leap at the Mutated Mudkip, and spin my sword to damage it.
Pure Zero fires at the Spire Projection.
Light and Night + An Otherworldly Spirit + LAZORS = Blade of the Otherworld 1/?
The seat promptly rises up, tendrils of code pulling it up to the stars. It then promptly collapses into itself, flashes of red lighting up the sky. A crimson streak then crashes down straight into the battlefield, blasting the Datastream straight in two.
UT: OH GOD WHAT DID YOU DO. GA: I don't know!
The Datastream then explodes in a glorious burst of flame, and on the ground, amidst the carnage, is a red figure, with piercing red eyes. He goes to say something, then promptly collapses into a glitched mass.
??: IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTSIT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS
??: God do I seriously regret copying myself into this game.
[???] Glitched Mass
Corruption Rating: 100% >Abilities
Lash: Attacks with a burning code tendril. Deals 2,000 damage to a target and inflicts GLITCH for 2 turns.
Convulse: Launches out bits of code. Deals 1,000 damage to three random targets.
Prepare: Launches strange blue stones. Inflicts PRIMED on two entities. >Passives
Adaptation: Corruption Rating drops by 20% each turn. Attacks on this entity will drop the Corruption Rating by 1-5%.
Glitch Warp: Uses all attacks at it's disposal, every turn.
Hatch: Upon hitting 0% Corruption Rating, something deadly appears...
Buildup: Stacks BUILDUP charges every turn this entity lives. When this entity dies, the spawned entity is stronger based on total BUILDUP charges.
STATUS EFFECTS:
Primed: The next hit on this entity deals 1.5x damage. If the next attack on the entity is done by the source of the effect, it deals x2 damage instead.
Glitch: 50% chance to fail doing an action. Failure to act results in taking up to 10% of your Max HP as damage. (Max damage: 10k)
GA: ...oh crap.
The Glitched Mass shudders, then uses Lash on Aethererdon, Convulse on random targets, and Prepare on the Spire Projection and the Skeleton Hydra!
A tornado appears in the center of Aetheria; sucking in the robot army but leaving others unharmed, after several hundred robots are sucked in they all fly out of the top of the tornado causing a brief rain of robots Hurting some of the PG's, The tornado dies down and I'm left standing where it was with my rad new tornado wings and air bow.
"Yeah, its good to be back"
Tech. upgrades (10/10 +7 from sirplop, thanks man) Aetheria's already advanced tech is now even better, drawing on several awesome Sifi stories and such the city has improved defenses, structures and integrity, but most importantly: Aetheria now has Digistruct technology TM allowing it to build, repair and create new things at blinding speeds.
PS uses his blinding speed to attack several random PG's, AD uses his squishy zombie body to block attacks against AG's and PI is almost ready to attack
Age of an Empire (4/25 +3 from when the update was lost a couple days ago)
{Alchemy}
Balance (5/11)
+2 to sirplop +1 to piono
+3 to pionoplayer What can stop a black hole? A white hole! Yeah, I probably shouldn't have said that.I turn the Hero's Gladius into a white hole, and make it combine with the black hole, returning the battlefield to normal. This action breaks the Hero's Gladius.
I am God, and I am King, 9/101
Uh Oh 5/?
Blade of the Otherworld 2/?
Oh Crap 12/17
Comeback 7/10
I proceed to constantly slash at the Spire Projection.
Pure Zero hooks in the Mutated Mudkip and repeatedly stabs it.
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