Destroy the Godmodder

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Galactic Strike: 58/80
Spiral Nemesis: 42/140
I get sick of MadCat's omnicidal crap and punch him so hard I fling him at the Godmodder at 0.99c (99% of the speed of light).
 
I equip the Fancy Governmental Coat, suddenly I feel very, DIPLOMATIC, inside the coat pocket I find The Tectrix of the Arbitor, the penultimate tool of diplomacy (its funny because its a pen), I whip out the fanciest paper I can find and start writing treaties, ceasefires, trade agreements, neutrality pacts and just about any other fancy official document one can imagine, they are sent to every player and entity on the field, AG's are inspired in their pro-town fight, N's suddenly find the town much more appealing and aren't as keen on hurting it, PG's have thoughts of turning traitor, heck even the godmodder is seeing the positives of the AG side.
The towns economy is boosted and the citizens are feeling great, I stand in awe of what we have accomplished together.
Taking note of another well known mayor I alchemize a tin can && a cannon == The Hand Cannon 1/?

Plan B (3/10) +1 from Piono
Detectives (13/20)
+2 to pionoplayer +1 to Sirplop
 
Galactic Strike: 59/80
Spiral Nemesis: 43/140
I force the Terror Crimera to listen to the worst sound ever: "Baby", and then I force it to read ALL the Youtube comments of any youtube videos that play either "I'll face myself" (Boss music from Persona 4) The final boss music from Riviera: The Promised Land and Virtual Star Embriology, causing a low amount of damage per Five Nights at F**boy's-related comment (Double damage if the comment says anything about yiffing :red:s).
 
>1 / 3

>Charges

41 / 66: True Chaos (+1, Sirplop)
30 / 30: A Creation of Mine (COMPLETED!)
+1 to Sirplop
+2 to Piono

>Entities
>Abilities
Great Swing: Swings a huge blade, dealing high damage. 5% Sharpness cost.
Blade Burst: Fires blades out of its body, hitting up to three foes for moderate damage. 25% Sharpness cost.
Crush Claw: Manipulates parts of it's titanium body into giant blades, dealing massive damage. Three-turn charge, 50% Sharpness cost.
Whetstone: Restores Sharpness to 100%.
>Passives
Sharpness: Has a Sharpness Meter. When empty, it can't use abilities / passives that need Sharpness.
Blade Body: Attackers of the Blade Golem take 50% of what they dealt as damage. Consumes 10% Sharpness / use.

>Abilities:
Slashing Sweep: Flies by two enemies, hitting them for moderate damage with wings.
Dash Dicer: Uses up a Dash token to fly at supersonic speeds, dealing high damage to one target.
Divebomb: Suicides on a target for insane damage. The more dash tokens available, the higher the damage this deals.
>Passives:
Dash: Has Dash tokens. When attacked, a Dash Token is used, and it avoids the attack. Restores 1 Dash Token a turn.

UT: Well, here it is.
UT: I'm designing a SPACESHIP!
UT: ...of course, I lack the resources to build it in real life.
UT: But this should make for a decent proof-of-concept.


[N] The Datastream
HP: 70,000
Abilities:
Scan: Runs a quick scan on a target entity, causing it to take +1,000 damage a hit, for three turns.
Augment: Grants a three-turn strength buff to target entity, granting x1.5 damage a hit.
Patch: Creates a 10,000 HP shield around target entity.
Passives:
Efficiency: Can act twice a round.

[N] Data Compiler (x2)
HP: 20,000
Abilities:
Rectify: Restores 5,000 HP to the Datastream.
Delete: Fires short-ranged lasers, dealing low damage.

The Datastream runs a Scan on the Terror Eater, then uses Patch on the Blade Golem! The Data Compilers then suddenly lock-on to True Zero, and blast him with lasers! The Blade Golem then uses Blade Burst, targeting both PG-Bosses and one random AG. The Dao Drone then uses Dash Dicer on a meteor, ripping it to shreds! Finally, the Phantom Godbot jumps above Aetherdon, and stomps on him.
 
>2/3

-=Charges
Might (8/15) +1 from Cryptic
Will (8/15) +2 from Gladius

(completion of both Might and Will will cause another effect)
Spoil of War: The Great Horn: Can be used to summon a spectral stampede of... things to attack a specific target, damaging it and anything that happens to be close to it! Cooldown of 5.

Aetherderon will preferably attack PG when able.
Polyp Swarm: Causes polyps to leap off of Aetherderon and attack 3 entities. Cooldown: IIII
Great Call: Deals large amounts of damage to target entity. Cooldown: III
Starstrike: Calls a star down from the sky to annihilate a entity and anything that happens to be around it. Cooldown: IIIII
Stare of Immortality: Because being immortal does strange things to ya, man! Causes the affected entity's next attack to fail. Cooldown: II
Dead yet Dreaming: Aetherderon will kill himself, and return in 6 rounds at full health and free of effects. Cooldown: 6 (Cools when he returns)

And @Jondanger23, they're not tentacles, they are tendrils. Just wanted to point this out.
-=Alchemies
Genesis && Terra Firma == Eternity's Tremor (5/22 - Lvl. 21)
Small armor plates off of Aetherderon && Voidmetal Armored Robes ~~ Loom == Indomitable Robes

Is there a limit to how many alchemies you can do at once? There isn't anything in the rules about it...

+1 to Cryptic, +1 to Piono, +1 to eboLag

-=Town Shtuff
[AG] Town Loyalty: 100!
 
He builds a rocket, and rides it into the moon, killing him, but at the same time, blowing the moon to bits.
That's basically a 9 turn charge that I haven't even finished, so could you please not?
Sure, the Moon is killable, but still.

The Satanmodder fires the Gatling guns at the Terror Crimera!
I fly at the Moon, land on it, and cover it in some scrap metal I found lying on the ground!
Omegalodon 2/?
 
>Researchulatoring!
>Competency up! Now level 5!
>New Sword arrived!
>Starfury Earned!
>I take a piece of the rock that fell from the moon!

-Backup 4/5

*Competency* (5/50)

=Starfury && Moon Rock == Star Wrath (1/50)
 
That's basically a 9 turn charge that I haven't even finished, so could you please not?
Sure, the Moon is killable, but still.

The Satanmodder fires the Gatling guns at the Terror Crimera!
I fly at the Moon, land on it, and cover it in some scrap metal I found lying on the ground!
Omegalodon 2/?
Its a sacrifice! Plus, the Moon has 15K left.
/dont count this jon!
 
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>geoffrey: try to call red again

*bring bring* *bring bring*

Hello? This is Red speaking

Please, join the server, it's for the good of humanity

Is it really that bad?

pls, do it, its for the good of us all

O-ok then.. if it really is that bad...

*click*

X suit cooldown: 2/3

Work on X suit: 10/40 I think
 
*An odd energy forms far, far from the battlegrounds*

At long last, I feel like it's time to stretch my wings a bit and find somewhere else to go, after spending so long on that dying server. Too long, in fact.

*A dark being emerges from the energy source, wearing a tuxedo for some reason.*

Time to start a new li- waitasecond, what? Daheck happened to this place? Why is it all 3D and stuff? And why do I sense extreme energies coming from over there? Time to scout the area a bit.

*Climbs a mountain tall enough to see what's causing the energies*

Woah, what a battle! Heh, I can watch this all day! Or maybe I want to fight too, I dunno... *Shudder*
Well, what are you waiting for? Get to it!

Don't listen to what that idiot says, Dark. Relax. You PvP'ed a lot for your time in Terraria.
Well, this is completely different, see? An extra dimension adds another layer of awesome. Those guys must have got those amazing weapons from somewhere.
Also, why are those guys all ganging up on one player? This is very new to me.
That one might be a powerful entity? A hacker? I hate hackers with a passion!
Ah, typical moderator-attitude DarkSide... remember you have no power here?

Right... right...
...Screw it, Imma fight the old-fashioned way... with weapons I LIKE to use! Ones that require some level of skill to use!
That's my boy! It looks like this place also has some powerful forging stations, so you can REALLY upgrade your little Cutlass!

I like this server already. Let's go!
(Oh lord... for a first post outside that server's group, he sure is eager.)


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Alright, let's just get to the good stuff, shall we?
Name: DarkSide
Loves using: Any weapon requiring some sort of skill to use (i.e. non-homing, non-spammy things), preferably swords, cleavers, waraxes and hammers.

Alignment: Neutral (for now)

Time to forge!

Cutlass && Night's Edge && Horseman's Blade = ??? (1/?)
I just look around at the battle that is going on... and I grab some popcorn. Delicious, buttery, movie-grade popcorn... Mmmm...

"Get the fleet over here, in case it gets hairy over in this server."
"Roger that, Dark. It'll take a while, though."
"Just so long as they get here."

Some Fleet (1/12)
Surveying the situation - cannot attack or support this or next turn.
 
>1/3

Warp Armor (11/11) COMPLETE!!!
I put on the armor and a strange sound comes from the headset.
VR: ... Scanning ... Installing Viable Reallocation modules ... Installing advanced communucation modules ...
VR: Changing text c
olor ... Done!
Time to give this a test run!
I warp behind the Corrupter and blast it with the Glass Cannon, leaving behind a huge hole in its back. Then I warp back to the town and drink 3 cups of coffee, making me energized for few turns.

Terminal Velocity: (3/5) (+1 from extra charges)

Something Terrible: (6/40) (+2 from extra charges)
Something Awful: (5/20) (+2 from extra charges)

Extra charges: 2
 
_1 to gladius, cryptic, and sirplop
74/100 for the charge of potential
45/45 for Monolithium
9/50 for Robopocalypse
Levis Ignis 7/11
spear AND essence of water titan = Diluvium 5/11
Multi-gunner Ammo && self-duplicator 3/?

I nod, knowing that the most obnoxious faced mechon ever is dead now.
And then come the monoliths.
45/45 expended! Monolithium
6 massive monoliths, 5 carved of stone, the last of an unknown material, perhaps a metal of some kind, plummet through the sky, crashing into the terror crimera, smashing it into the ground as the 6 of them activate.
Okay, the power of this charge should be divided by 3 (remember to do the power curve BEFORE dividing up the power, otherwise I'll have wasted this charge) between three groups.
first third: 3 Viking Monoliths, large, grey stone slabs with runes on the front. Very dangerous, and possess powerful ice magic.
Second third: 2 Ancient Monoliths, larger even than the Viking Monoliths, and carved out of sandstone... yet somehow more durable than the (Assumedly igneous/metamorphic rock that the viking monoliths are carved from) rock of the Viking Monoliths, with intricate drawings on the front. They have light electrical charge within all their attacks, but basically it just comes down to big bleeping lasers.
Last third: 1 Cosmic Monolith. Smaller than the other two, but much more sinister. A large and complex design is drawn in glowing red lines across its surface, and it shimmers with power, not only that, but all of its attacks are imbued with dark powers and the void of deep space, piercing the armor of some of the most powerful foes. (that's flavor text for the damage type)
If it for some reason becomes relevant, damage types for the three are:
viking: ice/energy. ancient: lightning/energy. cosmic: dark/void/space
Stats:
All have high health and attack, all three have a special attack, and the cosmic monolith has a passive ability.
Viking Monolith ability: Freeze Ray: A glowing blue circle appears on the surface of the monolith, and enormous blue laser blasts out of the front of it, dealing heavy damage to several entities, as well as freezing them. 3 round charge.
Ancient Monolith ability: Vaporize: A glowing yellow circle appears on the surface of the monolith, and a massive golden energy blast streams out of it, dealing massive damage to several entities. 3 round charge.
Cosmic Monolith Ability: Doom: The red lines on the cosmic monolith pulse momentarily and a small dark laser shoots straight out from it. Before anyone can tell what's going to happen next, an enormous burst of black energy washes outwards, destroying everything in its path. (first priority are targets it can instantly kill (not including defense or resistances), so no more than one enemy will survive unless they have high resistance to the cosmic monolith's ability, and even then, the last one will take an absolutely unholy amount of damage. 4 round charge.
Cosmic Monolith Ability: Spatial Warp: The monolith seems to warp the space-time continuum about itself, causing a few attacks every round to miss it due to spatio-temporal disruption. Passive

Wow. These things. Who would've guessed.
Just in case you guys were wondering, no, IC Pionoplayer is not controlling the charging process, these things are just as hostile to everything as they in EBF, so they are Hostiles (With all the power boosts associated, sob. We're so dead.)

Fortunately for IC!me, the monoliths landed on the terror crimera, and all of them focus their first attack on it.
Screw this.
IC!me runs over to the monoliths, jumps in the air over their energy blasts (yes, in the giant rock suit) and slams to the ground in the middle of them... on top of the terror crimera. This causes a wave of earth magic to ripple outwards, distributing the six monoliths to far corners of the battlefield, while hopefully dealing some slight damage to them.
He then goes to town on the terror crimera, smashing it again and again, and then sticking a 3-point landing when it throws him off, slamming Terra Firma into the ground, which causes a massive pillar of earth to push the terror crimera upwards, as I jump in the air, bringing Terra Firma down on it hard.
Between a rock and a really hard hammer. Also made of rock.

Bidding (Levis Ignis)
gladiusAssailant: 12 (+4)
eboLag.exe: 5
Sirplop: 5 (+4)
CrypticCataclysm: 4 (+2)
Redstonetam15: 3
 
>2/3


Terminal Velocity: (5/5) (+1 from extra charges) COMPLETE!!!

Something Terrible: (7/40)
Something Awful: (7/20) (+1 from extra charges)

Extra charges: 0
 
1/3
+1 to @eboLag.exe and +1 to @Sirplop
Lennypede (1/15)
Supersonic Cheetah (1/10)
A VERY POWERFUL CREATURE (1/150)
I start construction on the Mass Fabricator (1/10), an item which can duplicate any AG item (CAN BE USED ONLY BY AG PLAYERS/ENTITIES)
I also use the Sliceinator on a random PG entity!
Finally, I use Psychological Attacks on the Godmodder, laughing about how he has NO friends, how he is a no-lifer, a loser, and that he will unavoidably LOSE THE WAR.
 
Forging...
Cutlass && Night's Edge && Horseman's Blade = ??? (2/?)


Hey, there's a blue crystal here. It's radiating with energy...
I should imbue it into one of my blades.

Blue Energy Crystal && Chlorophyte War axe && Arkhalis = ??? (1/?)

Summons...
Some fleet (2/12)
~Incoming Transmission~
"What's the fleet's status, M?"

"It's not ready to launch yet, Dark. Some crew members are slacking."
"Well make them do something, you idiot! Also, might want to bring a few fighter jets to the field as well."
"Okay, okay, sheesh. Don't get your sword in a knot."

~End Transmission~
Fighters (1/8)

Actions...
Surveying the area - cannot attack or support this turn.

I continue to snack my popcorn as I see everything get torn to shreds.


Wait, that one looks familiar...
Forget that, Lad. Look for the weakest ones first. Many of these guys are out of your league!

Let's see what I can find weakpoint-wise, then...
 
2/3
I buy some popcorn.
Potion of Vitality && Popcorn && Healing Herb = Potion of Vitality (+1000 more HP restored, now lasts for 3 turns, +50 tastyness)
Lennypede (2/15)
Supersonic Cheetah (1/10)
A VERY POWERFUL CREATURE (1/150)
Mass Fabricator (2/10 progress)
I dance horribly in the front of the Goddmoder!
 
I call in a bunch of soldiers to protect me. This will prevent strife during the summon. I pull out the first pillar... 1/4
Everyone else eats to heal 1000 HP.
 
Forging...
Cutlass && Night's Edge && Horseman's Blade = ??? (3/?)
Blue Energy Crystal && Chlorophyte War axe && Arkhalis = ??? (2/?)


*Whistles*

Summons...
Some Fleet (3/12)
Fighter Jets (2/8)


*A portal begins to open in the sky far away...*

Actions...
I happily sell some popcorn to Cyan, knowing I'll have a bit of pocket change.

I WAS RIGHT, He WAS the one we were looking for! AND he's hacking into the server!
Then what are we waiting for? Let's do this!

ATTACK!!!

Surveying the area complete, next attack is a guaranteed hit!
I pull out a hidden blade, feign the Godmodder out, create a few perfect holograms and promptly stab him in the side.
 
3/3
I try to convince @DarkSide to join the AG side.
Lennypede (3/15)
Supersonic Cheetah (1/10)
??? (1/150)
Mass Fabricator (3/10)
The Sliceinator && Star's Wrath && Arkhalis = ??? (1/?)
Megashark && S.D.M.G. && Luminite Bars = Ultrashark (1/?)
BTW, can you charge more than one creature per post?
 
>3/3

-=Charges
Might (10/15) +1 from Cyan
Will (10/15) +1 from Piono

(completion of both Might and Will will cause another effect)
Spoil of War: The Great Horn: Can be used to summon a spectral stampede of... things to attack a specific target, damaging it and anything that happens to be close to it! Cooldown of 5.

Aetherderon will preferably attack PG when able.
Polyp Swarm: Causes polyps to leap off of Aetherderon and attack 3 entities. Cooldown: IIII
Great Call: Deals large amounts of damage to target entity. Cooldown: III
Starstrike: Calls a star down from the sky to annihilate a entity and anything that happens to be around it. Cooldown: IIIII
Stare of Immortality: Because being immortal does strange things to ya, man! Causes the affected entity's next attack to fail. Cooldown: II
Dead yet Dreaming: Aetherderon will kill himself, and return in 6 rounds at full health and free of effects. Cooldown: 6 (Cools when he returns)
-=Alchemies
Genesis && Terra Firma == Eternity's Tremor (6/22 - Lvl. 21)

+1 to Cryptic, +1 to Piono, +1 to eboLag

-=Town Shtuff
[AG] Town Loyalty: 100!
@CyanSkull, You can charge 2 different charges at a time (alchemies are separate), and may give three +1s to other people every post.
 
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