Destroy the Godmodder

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With a blast and a smile, I enter the field.

It feels like only yesterday when I had my first taste of DTG, but it's been...what, a year? Hmm.

I feel it's time I've begun crafting a solid image for myself, beyond unpredictable and insane. Someone who is actually capable of LARPing a character, not a plot device. Though this is probably just my opinion.

1/50: PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!

1/100: Death-repellant (works 3 times, prevents an entity from dying for 3 turns. Fair enough?)
 
>1/3
Training 150 villagers (3/10) On hold
Working on titanium armor (16/25) Prototype complete!
Making potions (9/9)COMPLETE!!

Potions made: 2 regeneration potions, 2 ironskin potions, 3 health potions, 1 swiftness potions and of course a rare gender change potion.

Time warper(6/6) COMPLETE!!

eL : This better work!
eL : Let the alchemizationing start!!


Titanium Armor Prototype && Time Warper && A drop of Atomic Gel = Phase Armor Prototype (1/?)

+1 to @FeatheredDragon, +1 to @Sirplop and +1 to @CrypticCataclysm
 
PG

The elephants are no longer caged! STAMPEDE!

I continue to charge the Mechanic, building up it's strength. 5/5. Mechanic activated!

Powerful energies swirl around me as the Wizard charges up. 6/10 (an extra +1 from strife)

The ground shakes beneath my feet as I attempt to summon the demolitionist. 5/5 A large earthquake rocks the ground as the demolitionist is summoned!
 
Well the mechanic looks dangerous, we should take care of her, First I diplomatically offer her a home in the village if she goes AG or N , if she declines I use a lunar hook to pull down a passing comet and crush her.
Speech (2/3)
Detectives (7/20 +1 from ebolag)
 
thy nightmares of the pizzarea have arizen!
freddy:5000
bonie:4000
chica:3000
foxy:2500+500 nightmare sheld points
thy nightmares swarm and beat the crap out of the god moder
 
>2/3

Titanium Armor Prototype && Time Warper && Drop of Atomic Gel = Phase Armor Prototype (2/?)

Sand Gun && Flamethrower = Glass Cannon (1/?)
 
>Geoffrey: call the dev team

*ring ring* *ring ring*

Hello? This is Red speaking.

Hi Red, my name's Geoffrey and i need some help.

Is thare a bug in the game?

No, this ultra powerful being called the godmoder is trying to kill us all.

What.

Here, just join the server, the ip is [DATA EXPUNGED]

Um, i'll think about it

Please, its for the good of humanity

Uhhhhh, bye

*click* *boop boop boop boop*
 
>3/3

Titanium Armor Prototype && Time Warper && Drop of Atomic Gel = Phase Armor Prototype (3/?)

Sand Gun && Flamethrower = Glass Cannon (2/?)

Also, how many things can we charge at once?
 
Dead yet Dreaming (85/100) +1 from eboLag
The Portal summons another Champion... (8/8) - COMPLETED
It will be completed once we return to the normal world.

Voidmetal && Magic staff && Planepacked == Genesis (Staff) (Level 10: 11/11) - COMPLETED

+1 to Gladius, +1 to Piono, +1 to eboLag

[AG] Village Loyalty: 35
The Village is still having an election!
Runners:
CrypticCataclysm - Probably gonna win. He's got a sash and everything.
MinerTurtle45

@eboLag.exe, you can charge 2 different things at once, and assist 3 other people with theirs.
 
>1 / 3

>Charges
34 / 66: True Chaos
10 / 30: A Creation of Mine (+1, Sirplop)
+2 to Sirplop
+1 to Piono

I decide to put the Lunar Swordpack to it's limit, and begin attacking the Godbot!

GA: ACTivating ATTack SCHema (101 -> AZURE METEOR)

I glow with a blue light, and ascend upwards. All eight gladii shine brighter than ever, and suddenly, grow in size. Eventually, I end up with eight swords the size of Cloud's Buster Swords under my control. From up above, I command my assault. First, four blades ram themselves straight into the Godbot's hull, one on each side. Then, with tremendous effort, I manage to get the swords to fly up, Godbot attached to it.

I then reveal a grappling hook embeded in my cobalt gauntlets, and attack them to the Godbot. I then begin swinging around the dying robot. As I swing I command my four remaining swords to orbit me, allowing me to focus solely on my agile maneuvers. As the Godbot begins to break under every last hit, I swing myself high above the Godbot, and plummet down, posed to kick.

As my foot makes contact, the four blades stuck in the Godbot release their grip, allowing me to kick it straight down. I rebound off the come quicknow falling Godbot, and land on the earth below. I watch as the Godbut plummets into the ground below and explodes.
GodBot killed! You got it's Spoil of War, the Central Processing Unit! I will explain it in the OP. Everyone watches as the chestplate turns a dull gray. Then everything is quiet.


One of the soldiers yell "It's gonna blow!" "Run!" "AAAAAH!"


Then the thing actually explodes. It sends debris everywhere, killing hundreds of troops, but then an ever expanding ball of energy comes from the GodBot's core. It destroys everything that it touches. It almost reaches the players when a shield appears and a voice begins speaking, seeming to be coming from the crystal.

Heheheh, didn't suspect that was going to happen, did ya? Well, guess what, I can't hold this shield much longer, so you'll have to go through that portal there. As that is said a portal appears in the middle of the group. Now, go, or else you'll end up like all of those poor soldiers.

When the group actually goes through the portal, they see the battlefield, being torn apart like usual, but they see the corpses of Perfect Chaos, NoLegs, and Lucas on the ground, and see a bloodied Satanmodder fleeing from some PGs. He turns to the group "Oh god, you gotta come help, it's a disaster, the Godmodder has summoned a huge amount of PGs, come quick." You all run and see a ton of PGs attacking different things. The Terror Eater and Terror Crimera have appeared! In addition, there are other things too.

Galactic Strike: 50/80
Spiral Nemesis: 34/140
As it's nearly destroyed, I hit the GodBot with a weapon barely strong enough to finish the job: The LNS' normal (That is, shotgun) mode.
The GodBot is dead!

I fix the UCLT! I then fire at the Dark Wizards!
The UCLT is probably dead! The Dark Wizards are dead!

I shoot Explosive Bullets everywhere to blow lots of stuff up!
Megalodauncher (3/5)
5000 damage to the Terror Eater!

Galactic Strike: 51/80
Spiral Nemesis: 35/140
I fire missiles at the Dark Wizards and at the GodBot.
The Dark Wizards are dead! The GodBot is dead!

Dead yet Dreaming (82/100) +2 from eboLag, +2 from Gladius
The Portal summons another Champion... (8/8) - COMPLETED
It will be completed once we return to the normal world.

Voidmetal && Magic staff && Planepacked == Genesis (Staff) (Level 10: 9/11)

+1 to Gladius, +1 to Piono, +1 to eboLag

--- Currently, this cannot change due to the AWESOME DIMENSION!
[AG] Village Loyalty: 35
The Village is having an election!
Runners:
CrypticCataclysm - Probably gonna win. He's got a sash and everything.
MinerTurtle45

I use my power-ups to summon something at home! 4/5 (Summon will be completed at the end of Act 1)
Territe + Terra Blade + Good and Evil = Light and Night 1/?
Territe && Terra Blade && Good and Evil = Light and Night (Level 5: 1/6)

super attack on hold
summonizing (20/30)
I use a bomb inside the godbot, and I jump out of the hole I made, right before it explodes
The GodBot is dead!

I use my swords to attack the Chestplate!
I then shoot it with Explosive Bullets!
Megalodauncher (4/5)
The GodBot is dead!

If the Godbot is still alive, I kick it in the face.

If not, I sigh and return to the regular world

39/40 Metallic Blessing
28/30 Storm of Swords

The Flame of Knowledge && Laser Focus && Magic Conduit 7/10
Kapowashot && Detailed Targeting System 7/11

I assume that I was revived after the strife and shall continue under this assumption, I am proud to have participated in such a great strife, I stow the fancy ribbon away for later.
I have a feeling that we may be leaving the awesome dimension so, so I begin writing a speech for the mayoral debate (1/3)
I'm also unsure of what PG entities I may be facing at the moment, so I throw a rock at either the GodBot, the godmodder or another PG entity, whichever is the most convenient
Detectives (5/20)
5000 damage to the Terror Crimera!

I'M BACK!
I am [AG], but due to being a hardly competent knight, treat me as [N] as I could harm both sides

I blindly swing my sword! (Hurts random opponent)
5000 damage to Mini Cthulu!

I finish the Megalodauncher! (5/5)
I fill my new supergun with Crystal Bullets and spray them everywhere!
1 damage to Metal Face!

I guess, if everything is dead, I return to the normal world...

Dead yet Dreaming (83/100)
The Portal summons another Champion... (8/8) - COMPLETED
It will be completed once we return to the normal world.

Voidmetal && Magic staff && Planepacked == Genesis (Staff) (Level 10: 10/11)

+1 to Gladius, +1 to Piono, +1 to eboLag

[AG] Village Loyalty: 35
The Village is still having an election!
Runners:
CrypticCataclysm - Probably gonna win. He's got a sash and everything.
MinerTurtle45

It is time. I return to the normal world.
Drakus has been summoned! [85000/85000HP] [N]
Light and Night 2/?
How long did you charge Drakus for?

I do a silly dance.

40/45 Metallic Blessing
29/30 Storm of Swords

The Flame of Knowledge && Laser Focus && Magic Conduit 8/10
Kapowashot && Detailed Targeting System 8/11
+1 sillyness stat!

I murder the godmodder's parents! Making him the bat man!
Everyone murders you before you do that!

I charge with the Creature Pisces and with a flick, chuck the group of dark wizards into the air.

I then shape the ground beneath them into a huge swirling vortex of doom. Where does it lead? I don't know, but I wouldn't want to go there...

41/45 Metallic Blessing
30/30 Storm of Swords (Hold)

The Flame of Knowledge && Laser Focus && Magic Conduit 9/10
Kapowashot && Detailed Targeting System 9/11
The Dark Wizards are dead!

With a blast and a smile, I enter the field.

It feels like only yesterday when I had my first taste of DTG, but it's been...what, a year? Hmm.

I feel it's time I've begun crafting a solid image for myself, beyond unpredictable and insane. Someone who is actually capable of LARPing a character, not a plot device. Though this is probably just my opinion.

1/50: PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!

1/100: Death-repellant (works 3 times, prevents an entity from dying for 3 turns. Fair enough?)
Oh, hey, it's you! Anyways, I think te Death-reppelant is good.

>1/3
Training 150 villagers (3/10) On hold
Working on titanium armor (16/25) Prototype complete!
Making potions (9/9)COMPLETE!!

Potions made: 2 regeneration potions, 2 ironskin potions, 3 health potions, 1 swiftness potions and of course a rare gender change potion.

Time warper(6/6) COMPLETE!!

eL : This better work!
eL : Let the alchemizationing start!!


Titanium Armor Prototype && Time Warper && A drop of Atomic Gel = Phase Armor Prototype (1/?)

+1 to @FeatheredDragon, +1 to @Sirplop and +1 to @CrypticCataclysm
You make those potions!
5000 soldiers appear!
Titanium Armor Prototype && Time Warper && A drop of Atomic Gel = Nuclear Apocalypse Armor (Level 20: 1/21)
Huh, looks like you can't make that.

PG

The elephants are no longer caged! STAMPEDE!

I continue to charge the Mechanic, building up it's strength. 5/5. Mechanic activated!

Powerful energies swirl around me as the Wizard charges up. 6/10 (an extra +1 from strife)

The ground shakes beneath my feet as I attempt to summon the demolitionist. 5/5 A large earthquake rocks the ground as the demolitionist is summoned!
And this does...?
The Mechanic and Demolitionist are summoned!

Well the mechanic looks dangerous, we should take care of her, First I diplomatically offer her a home in the village if she goes AG or N , if she declines I use a lunar hook to pull down a passing comet and crush her.
Speech (2/3)
Detectives (7/20 +1 from ebolag)
The Mechanic Declines, and you do 5000 damage to her!

thy nightmares of the pizzarea have arizen!
freddy:5000
bonie:4000
chica:3000
foxy:2500+500 nightmare sheld points
thy nightmares swarm and beat the crap out of the god moder
The Godmodder solos all of them.

>2/3

Titanium Armor Prototype && Time Warper && Drop of Atomic Gel = Phase Armor Prototype (2/?)

Sand Gun && Flamethrower = Glass Cannon (1/?)
Sand Gun && Flamethrower = Glass Cannon (Level 3: 1/4)

>Geoffrey: call the dev team

*ring ring* *ring ring*

Hello? This is Red speaking.

Hi Red, my name's Geoffrey and i need some help.

Is thare a bug in the game?

No, this ultra powerful being called the godmoder is trying to kill us all.

What.

Here, just join the server, the ip is [DATA EXPUNGED]

Um, i'll think about it

Please, its for the good of humanity

Uhhhhh, bye

*click* *boop boop boop boop*
Interesting...

>3/3

Titanium Armor Prototype && Time Warper && Drop of Atomic Gel = Phase Armor Prototype (3/?)

Sand Gun && Flamethrower = Glass Cannon (2/?)

Also, how many things can we charge at once?
You can charge 2 things and 3 alchemies.

Dead yet Dreaming (85/100) +1 from eboLag
The Portal summons another Champion... (8/8) - COMPLETED
It will be completed once we return to the normal world.

Voidmetal && Magic staff && Planepacked == Genesis (Staff) (Level 10: 11/11) - COMPLETED

+1 to Gladius, +1 to Piono, +1 to eboLag

[AG] Village Loyalty: 35
The Village is still having an election!
Runners:
CrypticCataclysm - Probably gonna win. He's got a sash and everything.
MinerTurtle45

@eboLag.exe, you can charge 2 different things at once, and assist 3 other people with theirs.
You got GENESIS! This staff gives you mastery of space, letting you move things, manipulate terrain, all that good stuff.

Well, Act 1 has been ended, so this means I'll be taking a break for a few (like, 3) days. You can still post, but I won't be updating until August 3rd.
Anyways, no one attacks due to the events that happened.
The Godmodder warps over to the Alchemiter, and makes something. Cannon && Meowmere && Atomic Gel Drop && Lunar Flare = To The Moon (Level 50: 51/51)
Hehehe...
The Battlefield:
Satanmodder [AG]: HP: 16/100
Village [AG]: HP:21000/45000 Loyalty: 100 (+1000 health a turn)
Mini Cthulu [AG]: HP:20000/30000
Satanfort [AG]: HP:20000/35000
Soldierx5000 [AG]: HP:1/1
teh_Sandvich [P]: HP: 20000/20000 Respawns: IIII Cannot attack, but can heal themself and allies. Special: Nom Nom Nom: Heals all allies. Votes: IIII
BaseballisCool81 [P]: HP:20000/20000 Respawns: IIII Special: Home Run: Deals extreme damage to one entity. Votes: IIII
Aberrant Legionx500 [N]: HP:100/100 (+100 per turn)
Blade Golem [N]: HP:52000/60000 Sharpness: 40% Crush Claw: III
Giant Chube [N]: HP:10000/20000
True Zero [N]: HP:20000/25000
True X [N]: HP:14000/20000
Sir Sparky [N]: HP:15000/20000 (Chance to block attacks)
Aberrant Legionx50 [N]: HP:100/100 (Guarding the Village)
Dao Drone [N]: HP:30000/40000 Dash Tokens: 1
Metal Face [PG]: HP:49999/50000
Meteoritesx4 [PG] HP:10000/10000 (3 turns until landing)
Terror Eater [PG BOSS] HP:195000/200000 Corruption Blast: III
Terror Crimera [PG BOSS] HP:145000/150000 Crim Bomb: IIII
Mechanic [PG]: HP:10000/15000
Demolitionist [PG]: HP:10000/15000
Godmodder: HP: 59/100
 
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((I charged Drakus for 5 turns, I used my 3 extra post charges for him))
I vote for Baseballiscool81's attack on the Terror Crimera.
I fire on the Demolitonist and Mechanic!
Drakus summons some Drakus Witches to attack the Terror Crimera!
True X fires at the godmodder!
True Zero shoots LAZORS at the Terror Eater!
Alliciar rains Boulders on the soldiers! Well, they were useless anyways.
Sir Sparky shoots 3 waves, the same as Alliciar, at Metal Face!
Redstone V2 fires at the godmodder!
Dring Duo fires at Metal Face!
Light and Night: 3/6

Alliciar, we need to talk. What? A malicious smirk crosses my face. I don't need you anymore. WHA- I impale him.
1/3 This feels wrong...
 
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I do some research! (Competency +1)
Competency Level Up!
I request an army from my king
Army will arrive in 5 turns (1/5)
I blindly swing my sword!

Competency level 2/50
 
I give the Satanmodder some healing potions and tell Mini Cthulhu or something to turn into something else.
Mini Cthulhu or something turns into the Majora's Mask moon, sacrificing himself but doing severe damage to everything in three days.
DAWN OF THE FIRST DAY (1/3)
I change back to AG, because I honestly don't know why I became N in the first place.
 
Galactic Strike: 52/80
Spiral Nemesis: 36/140
I resurrect the animatronics and use the leftovers from the various powers I previously attacked the Godmodder with in order to modify their AIs to switch all of them to 20, turning them into their 4/20 Mode versions. Then, I further empower them with the power of swag to turn them into their MLG counterparts (Basically their Five Nights at F***boy's selves).
I throw the Mechanic into lava.
 
>1 / 3

>Charges
35 / 66: True Chaos
14 / 30: A Creation of Mine (+3, Sirplop)
+2 to Sirplop
+1 to Piono

>Entities
>Abilities
Great Swing: Swings a huge blade, dealing high damage. 5% Sharpness cost.
Blade Burst: Fires blades out of its body, hitting up to three foes for moderate damage. 25% Sharpness cost.
Crush Claw: Manipulates parts of it's titanium body into giant blades, dealing massive damage. Three-turn charge, 50% Sharpness cost.
Whetstone: Restores Sharpness to 100%.
>Passives
Sharpness: Has a Sharpness Meter. When empty, it can't use abilities / passives that need Sharpness.
Blade Body: Attackers of the Blade Golem take 50% of what they dealt as damage. Consumes 10% Sharpness / use.

>Abilities:
Slashing Sweep: Flies by two enemies, hitting them for moderate damage with wings.
Dash Dicer: Uses up a Dash token to fly at supersonic speeds, dealing high damage to one target.
Divebomb: Suicides on a target for insane damage. The more dash tokens available, the higher the damage this deals.
>Passives:
Dash: Has Dash tokens. When attacked, a Dash Token is used, and it avoids the attack. Restores 1 Dash Token a turn.

GA: DISengaging LUNar SWOrdpack---
GA: asdf-
GA: nnnnghhh...
GA: Glad that's over...


unaccopaniedTechlord [UT] began pestering gladiusAssailant [GA]
UT: gorilla gorilla gorilla gorilla
GA: What's going on-
UT: 243 errors, all at once.
UT: gorilla gorilla gorilla gorilla
UT: DROP WHATEVER THE HELL YOU'RE DOING AND HELP ME FIX THIS.

GA: Whoa, whoa, okay.
unaccopaniedTechlord [UT] ceased pestering gladiusAssailant [GA]


I then quickly use the CENTRAL PROCESSING UNIT, and summon the Phantom Godbot!

GA: Let's re-kill X before I go...

The Blade Golem then stabs True X by using Great Swing, which flings him across the arena, allowing the Dao Drone to attack him using Slashing Sweep. The Phantom Godbot then summons a Stardust Dragon, which promptly obliterates one of the meteors! And then, for a second target, Slashing Sweep hits True Zero.

GA: I'm not sorrryyyyyyy

I then temporarily leave the server. I cannot be strifed during this time.
 
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Seeing the current state of the village I run to it faster than humanly possible, Using the village's PA system I take all of the inspiration that I had put in my mayoral speech (3/3) to raise their morale, and assure them that we can get through this tragedy.
I then use 50,000 platinum coins to hire builders, guards, mercenaries and purchase any building material I can, in order to rebuild the town
On my part I begin the construction of a force-field generator to protect the town (1/5)
Detectives (6/20)
The Mercs stand guard around the town and are equipped with the best weapons and armor that money can buy
 
The Blade Golem then stabs True X by using Great Swing, which flings him across the arena, allowing the Dao Drone to attack him using Slashing Sweep. The Phantom Godbot then summons a Stardust Dragon, which promptly obliterates one of the meteors!
He he dies: X... can you hear me? Please, speak. No, this can't be. Gladius, I spent time to create him! He is... the original.(If he dies, I will strife against you, gladius. When you come back.) If he doesn't die: Gasp Gasp Gasp... Ow, that hurts. He drinks a sub tank, fully healing him, though he cannot attack next turn. (My Affiliation charge has to stopped, no matter what.)
Drakus rains boulders on the Dao Drone!
Redstone V2 fires on the Blade Golem!
Dring Duo fires on the Dao Drone!
Sir Sparky rains boulders on the Giant Chube!
True X and Zero fires at the Blade Golem!
 
(I'm gonna make each day a round, not a post)
The Moon inches closer... (1 1/3 out of 3)
The Satanmodder hides in the Satanfort!
I fire my Megalodauncher at the Terror Crimera!
 
(To be sure, I don't think Drakus will go through. Five posts for 85k HP (25k more than the 20-post blade golem) is insane.)

(Or your second round of entity attacks. Because if you can do that, entities are seriously OP.)

/null
 
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