Destroy the Godmodder

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I drop some awesome dance moves. I pull them off so well, that the Godbot himself wants to try them. When he does, he ends up breaking his metallic joints while tying himself in knots.

38/40 Metallic Blessing
27/30 Storm of Swords

The Flame of Knowledge && Laser Focus && Magic Conduit 6/10
Kapowashot && Detailed Targeting System 6/11
 
I equip the Sleuths Trench Coat, looking in my pocket I find two (2) pieces of candy corn, I then find two (2) more pieces under a nearby coffee pot warmer, I store the precious candy corn in my hat for safe keeping
I pull a tommygun out from the coat, and strike the most hard boiled pose you can imagine and fire at the GodBot MK1
Deciding that some backup would be useful I begin summoning three incredibly hard-boiled detectives (1/20)
+4 Candy Corn!
5000 damage!

Magic Pencil 2/3
I get calvary and charge at the feet, slashing and slashing. I then grapple onto the chest and shoot an Explosive Bullet.
R Armor 9/10
5000 damage!

Galactic Strike: 47/80
Spiral Nemesis: 31/140
I reflect the GodBot's Megabomb back at it, and I teleport into it's cockpit. Because I didn't know how it's supposed to look like, I get stuck in a wall, but I take the situation to my advantage by shooting a fission bomb barrage at the controls.
It hasn't fire the megabomb yet! And the "cockpit" was destroyed along with the head.

The ammo stuff is me alchemizing ammo, not a new weapon, so I'm assuming that it's Multi-gunner Ammo, rather than a specific gun.

+1 to sirplop, crypticcataclysm and gladius
69/100 for the charge of potential
18/45 for Monolithium
I finish Terra Firma
Battle axe AND essence of fire titan = Levis Ignis 2/11
Multi-gunner Ammo 2/4

Oh... heheh. Looks like I've lost control of the eldritch beholder...
figures. Kind of expected that to be honest.

Anyways, this is my second to last post, I'm going to begin the bidding for Terra Firma.
any and all +1s I receive will be counted towards earning the giant hammer of death, even those that I repay.
The person with the most +1s when I get back will have their count reduced to 0, so as to give others a chance to earn weapons, as I will be starting the bidding for Levis Ignis immediately thereafter, and then the elemental weapon after that, and so on and so forth.
So...
Bidding Count:
None as of yet.

Oh! Silly me, I forgot to tell you guys what you're getting.
Terra Firma.
The ultimate hammer of earthen strength. This hammer is enormous, the size of a medium-largish building (so like a two story suburbs house) and that's just the head. The head is a miniature mountain to boot, and shimmering with earth magic and crystals, with the area around the flat of the head surrounded by "foothills" that increase the smashing radius. The handle is long enough to provide a grip, and is made of various crystals and gems.
Power levels? enormous. This has enough earth magic to shatter a mountain range in one go, and while you're in contact with the earth, the raw power boost you are provided with gives you the strength needed to wield the enormous hammer. One-handed. In addition, you gain earth-bending powers Toph could only dream of (no metal-bending though, sadly) to the point of reforming the mountains you just shattered (read as, as long as you're wielding Terra Firma, you've got the power, whether Terra Firma is involved in the action or not. Terra Firma itself can be used to focus the energy though)
yes, just like Ultimatum and Ircucvci, this is a weapon that gets heavily nerfed by the OP scale so as to be usable in-game.

tldr; an enormous hammer that gives you enormous earth element magic powers.

Anyways, I have one last thing to add onto my post.
I like the idea of a combined DTG community where the different individuals interact with each other, but most people only want to play their one game. Which is perfectly fine, really. But it still made me happy when this became a thing. (blue text is a link in case you hadn't figured it out.)
The DTG forums are up and running. small, since they've just started. But my hope is that they'll grow, so come on down and start a discussion.
Everyone is welcome, whether you actually play DTG or not.
Ah, my mistake.

PG.

I hawk a loogie at the AG troops, attempting to gross them out!

I continue to charge the Mechanic, building up it's strength. 2/5

Powerful energies swirl around me as the Wizard charges up. 2/10

The ground shakes beneath my feet as I attempt to summon the demolitionist. 2/5
The snipers will not attack this turn!

super attack on hold
summoning (17/30)
I shoot a drill bomb at the godbot. it starts to drill into godbot doing damage. it will explode when I push a button. (1/2)

I got the magic pencil! I now can give alchemies another progress point every 2 posts! This also makes summons stronger!
R Armor has finished! A flash of red goes through my eyes, then another, then another. Suddenly, a flash goes across the field as I don my new armor. I can switch from Melee to Ranged. My Ranged setting is much more advanced than my melee setting, though I can block and dodge attacks in my Melee form. Both forms can fly.
I watch as ThatGuyMax pathetically tries to gross out the soldiers. You're gonna need to do more that that to kill all of us. I fire a ginormous railgun round at the chest plate of the GodBot. See? You can't compete with any of us. I feel like strifing with you, but I won't, because you're so weak, heheheh. I proceed to call more reinforcements. 1/2
You got the MAGIC PENCIL! Self-explanitory.
The R Armor appears!
5000 damage!

I bring out my SDMG, fill it with Crystal Bullets, and fire at the Chestplate!
I begin alchemizing! SDMG & Megashark & Minishark = Megalodauncher 1/?
5000 damage!
SDMG && Megashark && Minishark = Megalodauncher (Level 4: 1/5)

PG.

I blare my music and headbang, giving those who watch a headache!

I continue to charge the Mechanic, building up it's strength. 3/5

Powerful energies swirl around me as the Wizard charges up. 3/10

The ground shakes beneath my feet as I attempt to summon the demolitionist. 3/5
500 soldiers killed!

I begin alchemizing a bag of candy corn && A revolver to create the candy corn handgun (1/?)
Detectives (3/20) (+1 from piono)
I use my computer to try and give the GodBot a virus
I offer ThatGuyMax a strife if he is interested, as I feel that we are on a similar level
+1 to MinerTurtle, PionoPlayer and Sirplop
Bag Of Candy Corn && Revolver = Candy Corn Handgun (Level 1: 1/2)

I press my hands to my ears as music blares. I've had enough of your silly shenanigans already! STRIFE INITIATE!
I fire lasers at Max.
Think fast, friend.
STRIFE! 5000 damage!

super attack on hold
summoning (18/30)
button pushed. beep. the bomb explodes deep inside godbot (2/2)
7000 damage!

Redstone, I see we are both fighting for the same bounty, I think we may have just started a Strife x3 combo, If so it seems like you could both use a taste of my special brand of diplomacy, I introduce both of you to quite a few of the bullets from my tommygun.

Detectives (4/20)
Candy Corn && Revolver == Candycorn Handgun (2/?)
You join in the strife! 2000 damage to both of the players!

I summon a team of waifus to attack the godmodder!
The Godmodder is in another dimension!

The headbanging wasn't for you! It twas for the troops! If we are friends, then your attack isn't effective! Friendly fire is turned off! I then play an Em chord upon my guitar, bending the g string, as I bend reality around us!

(Are strifes simultaneous? like would I be fighting both red and cat at the same time, or would it be two different instances?)



I accept! (That is, if I don't fight you at the same time as Red, as it's not honorable if it's 2 upon 1!)
Edit, as you attacked me, I guess it's 2 on 1! HOWEVER, as you are joining the side of Red, who is apparently my friend, you are now my friend! So your attack is also ineffective! I pull you in with red and I!
PG.

I hold a concert at which many hair metal bands are playing at in an attempt to distract the masses.

I continue to charge the Mechanic, building up it's strength. 4/5

Powerful energies swirl around me as the Wizard charges up. 4/10

The ground shakes beneath my feet as I attempt to summon the demolitionist. 4/5
The next attack on you will fail!

Nope. I get out my Terra Blade and spin and spin. I escape your grasp and shoot both of you.
5000 damage to Cryptic, but you miss Max!

[STRIFE]
ThatGuyMax, I don't think you realize that both Redstone and I are Anti-Godmodder
But since we are both trying to strife with you, we also have to fight each-other, its like a love triangle but with fighting.
Wait... triangle... oh crap... its been the Illuminati this whole time (this realization literally blows both of your minds)
Also I still have a lava sword from a while back, I use it to block Redstone's bullets and counterattack
You're too late to counter it, but you still deal 5000 damage!

I actually N. So I fire at both of you.
3000 damage to both of them.

>1 / 3

>Charges
32 / 66: True Chaos
7 / 30: A Creation of Mine (+1, Piono)
+2 to Sirplop
+1 to Piono

GA: STRife DETected.
GA: DEActivating... (Mindscape.exe)
GA: ghhyggg-
GA: ...This isn't really a time to fight to the death, you know!
GA: We need to finish off the Godbot.
GA: (Besides, I'd totally wipe the floor with all of you.)
GA: Just turn it back on, and...


I then lunge straight towards the remnants of the Godbot, and begin tearing the remainder of it to shreds, with all eight floating gladii in-front of me in a two seperate drill formations.
10000 damage!

I'm so confused o_O it's not a literal grab, but oh well. I summon Bon Jovi, who starts singing, "Dead or alive!" Well I guess I'm alive as I'm running in the other direction! I play a half F chord, causing fan girls to latch on to you, weighing you down!
Eh, I understand the strife thing, just like, main post doesn't go into too much detail about what happens if multiple people strife you.

Anyhow, My blind can't be blown! It's already lost to the hordes of drugs I've been doing. (sex, drugs and rock and roll, amirite?) I invite you over to come and take a hit.
5000 damage!
Well, it works exactly as it does if it's a 1v1, and everyone fights each other.

[STRIFE]
gladius, i'm fighting for loot that I may use to help fight the godmodder later, plus i'm distracting a PG and an N
But it seems that this strife is gonna be pretty intense, so I swap out my tommygun for a platinum loaded coingun (The coins are from my shop from when I started posting and the godmodder bought all of my dirt)
Using the valuable ammo I unload a small fortune into my opponents
(and is there a post limit for strifes, I cant remember)
2000 damage to both opponents.
Nope.


You know what? AG is starting to get boring.
ALIGNMENT CHANGE! AG -> H
(NOTE: My Dark Wizards go H with me)
I load my SDMG up with Luminite Bullets and fire at the AG troops!
Megalodauncher: 2/?
You go N, since you can't be H. The dark wizards however go over to H.
5000 damage to the paper mache fort!

Dunno, I don't see anything about how one actually wins said strife. I think the main dude just says something.

Oh no! My producers are scamming me! They take most of the money I get, preventing most of the coin guns damage!
You win a strife by depleting the other player's health down to 0.

Anyways, +2000 health!

I roar, scaring all the girls off. With my magic pencil, I draw a missile and send it a Max. I then get a metal box and catch all the coins. I fire a laser beam at Cryptic. Also, MinerTurtle, you can't be a H, you can be a AG, N, or a PG.
The girls are scared off, but the damage is done.
7000 damage!
+2000 health.
3000 damage!


I play Rocket Queen and change the missile's target, redirecting it at Cryptic!

H is just basically a Neutral.
The missile hits Cryptic! Cryptic killed!

So you're a Dubstep? I get out a MP3 and blast Darude - Sandstorm, sending sandstorms at Max!
This would have worked...

Dubstep? What. Rocket Queen is by Guns N Roses. I play a riff from Ride the Wind, going with the sandstorms. I send them back at you, rocking you like a hurricane!
...If not for this! 5000 damage!

>2 / 3

>Charges
33 / 66: True Chaos
8 / 30: A Creation of Mine
+2 to Sirplop
+1 to Piono

I jump on-top of the Chestplate, and plant a few blocks of explosives! I wire them up, then flip a lever, causing them to detonate! They explode, revealing fragile wiring and mechanisms! I then take the time to throw stacks of bombs and dynamite into the exposed wiring. They explode, sending shrapnel everywhere!

...even towards the three strifing players. Whoops.
10000 damage! 3000 damage to the players!

Dead yet Dreaming (77/100) +11 from too many to count.
The Portal summons another Champion... (8/8) - COMPLETED
It will be completed once we return to the normal world.

Voidmetal && Magic staff && Planepacked == Genesis (Staff) (Level 10: 7/11)

+1 to Gladius, +1 to Piono, +1 to eboLag

--- Currently, this cannot change due to the AWESOME DIMENSION!
[AG] Village Loyalty: 35
The Village is having an election!
Runners:
@CrypticCataclysm - Probably gonna win. He's got a sash and everything.
@MinerTurtle45

Also, I'm not dead due to mouth infections! :D
:D

super attack on hold
summoning (19/30)
I shrink down and jump into the hole made by the drill bomb, and use the laser blade to start attacking from the inside
5000 damage!

I unleash a mighty roar, tempoarily disabling the GodBot and stopping the hurricanes! I then tp to Max and stab him a lot, I then tp back to my initial area.
You can't disable the GodBot, and you are too late to stop the hurricanes.
5000 damage!

I flick the Creatura Pisces once and summon up a bunch of time clones.

I grin.

I flick the fish again and, using the space powers, lift the time clones up and throw them at the Godbot.

The time clones rapidly slash away at the Godbot with fishes of their own.

36/40 Metallic Blessing
25/30 Storm of Swords

The Flame of Knowledge && Laser Focus && Magic Conduit 4/10
Kapowashot && Detailed Targeting System 4/11
15000 damage!

[STRIFE]
Oh I see that this has become a musical battle, luckily for me I still have the golden lute, I equip it and play a rock cover of disco inferno, sending flaming disco balls at both of you, I then play cant touch this; raising my evasiveness
You are dead!

Galactic Strike: 48/80
Spiral Nemesis: 32/140
I nuke the cockpit before teleporting away, and then I use an anti-materiel flamethrower on the GodBot's chestplate in order to melt it.
5000 damage!

I begin firin' my miniazors at all existin entities!
The Dark Wizards cast a darkspell on the Chestplate, making attacks do more damage!
Megalodauncher 3/?
1 damage to every AG troop and the Crystal aside from the ones with 1 HP!
The next attack on the chestplate will crit!

I play Uncle Tom's Cabin, hiding inside of it! I then strum out Armageddon it, causing flaming fireballs to rain from the sky!
The next attack on you will fail! 5000 damage! This destroys Redstone's R Armor!

Galactic Strike: 49/80
Spiral Nemesis: 33/140
I shoot the GodBot in precise areas in order to weaken it's plating in order to boost damage done to it.
The next attack on the chestplate will mega crit!

I play the ad theme for Raging Waters, destroying the disco ball and sending 30,000,000 PSI waves at both of you.
This would have worked....

I sing somebody save me, and Cinderella whisks me away! I play House of Pain. The house lands on top of you.
If not for this! 5000 damage!

I play the "Itsy Bitsy Spider." Spiders now crawl on you!
This would have worked...

Nightrain washes the spiders out! Roses fall around you, showing that they all have thorns!

I feel like I'm being made fun of =P
...If not for this! 5000 damage!

I suumon thy torhured and trapped souls of freedy,bonie,chica and foxy to the battle fieldto reddem ther souls
They all step on landmines and die!

I play the a song from "Train." A train runs over you! I then shoot a dubstep gun!
Max killed! You have won the strife!

>1/3
Training 150 villagers (3/10) On hold
Working on titanium armor (15/25)
Making potions (7/9)
I set up a time warper, so 20% of the soldiers will return to the original dimension(4/6)(got so many +1's, so I'll just use some)
(got a total of +5, so giving away +2)
+2 to @Sirplop, +2 to @pionoplayer

Current Soldiers:
900x Nightmarish mechas
500x Wizards
1000x Soldiers
500x Demos
500x Snipers
500/1000x Bombers (not sure if half the bombers suicided or just threw the bombs)

[STRIFE]
Its about time somebody finished this, First I play still alive; to heal myself for any previous damage, Second I play sweet victory; to ensure that I shall win And to finish off the trifecta I play Maxwell's silver hammer; you each take massive sneak attack critical damage as Maxwell's silver hammer comes down upon your heads
You are dead!

I play Justin Bieber at the Godbot. The Godbot takes serious damage.

37/40 Metallic Blessing
26/30 Storm of Swords

The Flame of Knowledge && Laser Focus && Magic Conduit 5/10
Kapowashot && Detailed Targeting System 5/11
15000 damage!

I play Bad Blood. Blood that is infected replaces your normal blood!
The strife is already over!

I drop some awesome dance moves. I pull them off so well, that the Godbot himself wants to try them. When he does, he ends up breaking his metallic joints while tying himself in knots.

38/40 Metallic Blessing
27/30 Storm of Swords

The Flame of Knowledge && Laser Focus && Magic Conduit 6/10
Kapowashot && Detailed Targeting System 6/11
The GodBot has no legs, so it cannot dance!

Since he won the strife, he Redstonetam15 gets 3 charge points!
Max gets 1 charge points!
Cryptic gets a particiapation prize, which is a FANCY RIBBON!
The crystal fires at the GodBot, dealing insane damage! It only has one health left...
The AGs deal 10000 damage to all of the Ns!
The Mammoths deal 15000 damage to the Eldritch Beholder!
The Eldritch Beholder kills 100 Dark Wizards!
The Dark Wizards kill 200 Snipers!

The Awesome Dimension:
Bombersx1000 [AG]: HP:499/500 (Guarding the ULCT)
Mechax1000 [AG]: HP:499/500 (Deals 500 damage upon death) (Guarding the ULCT)
Paper Mache Fort [AG]: HP:999/6000 (Guarding the ULCT)
Wizardx500 [AG]: HP:4/5 (Guarding the ULCT)
Soldiersx500 [AG]: HP: 1/1
Demosx500 [AG] HP:1/1 (Can deal damage to multiple enemies)
Snipersx300 [AG]: HP:1/1 (High damage)
Ultimate Laser Crystal Thing [???]: HP:1/2 (Massive Attack)
Eldritch Beholder [N]: HP:235000/300000 Censored: III Eye Lazor: IIII Supercharged: III
Tundra Mammothx9000 [N]: HP:1000/1000
gladiusAssailant (Lunar Form) [N]: HP:5000/25000
Dark Wizardx350 [H]: HP:10/10
GodBot MK. 1 [PG] [ACT BOSS]: Chestplate: HP:1/400000 Current Weapon: Megabomb Launcher. Fire!: IIII.
 
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>1 / 3

>Charges
34 / 66: True Chaos
10 / 30: A Creation of Mine (+1, Sirplop)
+2 to Sirplop
+1 to Piono

I decide to put the Lunar Swordpack to it's limit, and begin attacking the Godbot!

GA: ACTivating ATTack SCHema (101 -> AZURE METEOR)

I glow with a blue light, and ascend upwards. All eight gladii shine brighter than ever, and suddenly, grow in size. Eventually, I end up with eight swords the size of Cloud's Buster Swords under my control. From up above, I command my assault. First, four blades ram themselves straight into the Godbot's hull, one on each side. Then, with tremendous effort, I manage to get the swords to fly up, Godbot attached to it.

I then reveal a grappling hook embeded in my cobalt gauntlets, and attack them to the Godbot. I then begin swinging around the dying robot. As I swing I command my four remaining swords to orbit me, allowing me to focus solely on my agile maneuvers. As the Godbot begins to break under every last hit, I swing myself high above the Godbot, and plummet down, posed to kick.

As my foot makes contact, the four blades stuck in the Godbot release their grip, allowing me to kick it straight down. I rebound off the now falling Godbot, and land on the earth below. I watch as the Godbut plummets into the ground below and explodes.
 
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Galactic Strike: 50/80
Spiral Nemesis: 34/140
As it's nearly destroyed, I hit the GodBot with a weapon barely strong enough to finish the job: The LNS' normal (That is, shotgun) mode.
 
Dead yet Dreaming (82/100) +2 from eboLag, +2 from Gladius
The Portal summons another Champion... (8/8) - COMPLETED
It will be completed once we return to the normal world.

Voidmetal && Magic staff && Planepacked == Genesis (Staff) (Level 10: 9/11)

+1 to Gladius, +1 to Piono, +1 to eboLag

--- Currently, this cannot change due to the AWESOME DIMENSION!
[AG] Village Loyalty: 35
The Village is having an election!
Runners:
CrypticCataclysm - Probably gonna win. He's got a sash and everything.
MinerTurtle45
 
I use my power-ups to summon something at home! 4/5 (Summon will be completed at the end of Act 1)
Territe + Terra Blade + Good and Evil = Light and Night 1/?
 
super attack on hold
summonizing (20/30)
I use a bomb inside the godbot, and I jump out of the hole I made, right before it explodes
 
If the Godbot is still alive, I kick it in the face.

If not, I sigh and return to the regular world

39/40 Metallic Blessing
28/30 Storm of Swords

The Flame of Knowledge && Laser Focus && Magic Conduit 7/10
Kapowashot && Detailed Targeting System 7/11
 
I assume that I was revived after the strife and shall continue under this assumption, I am proud to have participated in such a great strife, I stow the fancy ribbon away for later.
I have a feeling that we may be leaving the awesome dimension so, so I begin writing a speech for the mayoral debate (1/3)
I'm also unsure of what PG entities I may be facing at the moment, so I throw a rock at either the GodBot, the godmodder or another PG entity, whichever is the most convenient
Detectives (5/20)
 
I'M BACK!
I am [AG], but due to being a hardly competent knight, treat me as [N] as I could harm both sides

I blindly swing my sword! (Hurts random opponent)
 
I guess, if everything is dead, I return to the normal world...

Dead yet Dreaming (83/100)
The Portal summons another Champion... (8/8) - COMPLETED
It will be completed once we return to the normal world.

Voidmetal && Magic staff && Planepacked == Genesis (Staff) (Level 10: 10/11)

+1 to Gladius, +1 to Piono, +1 to eboLag

[AG] Village Loyalty: 35
The Village is still having an election!
Runners:
CrypticCataclysm - Probably gonna win. He's got a sash and everything.
MinerTurtle45
 
I do a silly dance.

40/45 Metallic Blessing
29/30 Storm of Swords

The Flame of Knowledge && Laser Focus && Magic Conduit 8/10
Kapowashot && Detailed Targeting System 8/11
 
I charge with the Creature Pisces and with a flick, chuck the group of dark wizards into the air.

I then shape the ground beneath them into a huge swirling vortex of doom. Where does it lead? I don't know, but I wouldn't want to go there...

41/45 Metallic Blessing
30/30 Storm of Swords (Hold)

The Flame of Knowledge && Laser Focus && Magic Conduit 9/10
Kapowashot && Detailed Targeting System 9/11
 
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