Destroy the Godmodder

[ThatGuyMax]

@Spidood man Great, now we have another Dinklewinkle. Please post something legitimate that is not so OP for a 1-post summon. Read the 1st post in this game before playing. I'd recommend reading previous pages.
EDIT: Anyways...
True X and Zero fire Charge Shots at the Terror Crimera!
Dring Duo fires at the soldiers/Dao Drone!
I get off as well as Destiny from Dring Duo to teach her how to play Terraria better. 1/2
Drakus rains boulders on Metal Face!
Sir Sparky slices the Terror Crimera in half!
Redstone V2 throws Grenades at the Dao Drone!
Night and Light: 5/6
Rocketz Lauchah + Crazy Firerate = Supah Exploodah 9001 1/?

Actually, the main post doesn't say entities have to be charged, just for you to be in control of them you should charge it, otherwise the godmodder might take control of it.

 

[CrypticCataclysm]

@ThatGuyMax It also says that these entities are often Instantly destroyed, as they destroy the game balance and take much of the fun away.
Anyway, back to business:
I sign several trade agreements to provide the village with a steady cash flow, And set up various savings for the town for use in various emergencies and to provide services.
The mayors office is pretty plain so I make or purchase some furniture, including a bed where I set my spawn, allowing for easy return to the village in an emergency.
To finish things off I hire a hit-man to kill the Mechanic, Demolitionist and Wizard, as well as offering a bonus should any other PG's get hurt
Force field generator (4/5)
Detectives (10/20)

 

[PitTheAngel]

- Player: PitTheAngel
- Alignment: AG
- Class: Archer
> Proceed.

A new player enters the field of the multicolored whatevertheheckthisplaceis and takes a charge...directly to the godmodder.

Rather predictably, he steps to the right to let him fall right off the newly conveniently-placed cliff.

"Oh come on! How does that even make fair!"

Grabbing the cliffside, the newcomer lifts himself up to get back on the field to stab the godmodder right in the back. WITH the cliff.

"Hello again, Godmodder...Been a while, eh?"

The new player walks over to everyone else.

"I should probably introduce myself before we go further. My name is, if you didn't see, PitTheAngel, and i've actually fought one of these "godmodders" before."

The newcomer slashes an incoming bullet in half with a...scepter?

"And I can help you guys out. I know how attacking the godmodder is how you win, but my way of doing things can get a bit out of hand. For instance..."

Pit aims the scepter at one of the Bosses and...fires it? Either way, some form of condition arises on the unlucky entity.

"Now then, let's keep the heat on our friend, shall we?"

(I'm from the DTG2 session, like pionoplayer. I probably will have an off schedule of posting, so don't worry if I leave/don't post.)

 

[Murphmario]

Normal Elevator: 5/5

An elevator slams into the Terror Crimera. Now I just need to summon the magic to open the elevator and untrap the being in there. (1/5)

 

[TMB50]

Galactic Strike: 54/80
Spiral Nemesis: 38/140
I use several tranquilizer darts on the Terror Crimera, then, I harvest it's horns and sell them on the black market at a ridiculously high price as an alternate to oil if they are pulverized first.

 

[FeatheredDragon]

I do the robot, failing to realise that we have returned to the regular world.

43/45 Metallic Blessing (+1 from ebo)
31/33 Storm of Swords

The Flame of Knowledge && Laser Focus && Magic Conduit 10/10 COMPLETE
Kapowashot && Detailed Targeting System 10/11

 

[Sirplop]

>3/3
Dead yet Dreaming (94/100) +1 from Cryptic
Extra Charges (2/)

+1 to Gladius, +1 to Cryptic, +1 to eboLag

-=Village Shtuff
[AG] Village Loyalty: 100!

 

[lonken prak]

>geoffrey: re equip the nebula armour, the X suit was getting hot

Work on X suit: I forget/40
X suit cooldown: 1/3

 

[SirDiesalot1]

((what is the post limit per turn? also making sure I still get alerts))

 

[MinerTurtle45]

((what is the post limit per turn? also making sure I still get alerts))

((3))

 

[SirDiesalot1]

((ok, do each count individually for charged things or not?))

 

[MinerTurtle45]

((ok, do each count individually for charged things or not?))

((3 turns per round, stuff charges every turn))

 

[SirDiesalot1]

((oh, ok))
>I do a bit more research!
>Competency level up!
>Competency is now level 3!
>While researching, I found a knowledge tome!
>It gave me Accuracy!
>I swing my sword at Tremor Crimera! (Accuracy lets me choose my target now)
>I request my kingdoms blacksmith to make me a sword!
>It arrives in 3 turns!

-Backup 2/5
-Competency 3/5

 

[pionoplayer]

I'm baaaaaackk...

+1 to sirplop, gladius and ebolag.
70/100 for the charge of potential
33/45 for Monolithium
Levis Ignis 3/11
spear AND essence of water titan = Diluvium 1/11
Multi-gunner ammo 3/4

I suddenly appear on the battlefield again.
Hello there people!
I suddenly pull out an enormous hammer.
Terra Firma.
Smashy smashy!
I slam Terra Firma into the ground, and massive waves of earth spikes ripple outwards impaling several random entities for large amounts of damage.

Bidding (Terra Firma)
Sirplop: 6
gladiusAssailant: 5
eboLag.exe: 2
CrypticCataclysm: 1
It looks like our first winner is sirplop!

Sirplop is awarded Terra Firma, the mightiest hammer ever, filled with earth magic to a ridiculous level. Have fun with your new level 10 alchemy!

Bidding (Levis Ignis)
gladiusAssailant: 5
eboLag.exe: 2
CrypticCataclysm: 1

Levis Ignis, the fire axe. Much in the same vein as Terra Firma. It is a fireman's axe (extra points for irony!) with enormous amounts of fire magic imbued in it, capable of creating infernoes hot enough to immolate even dragons, destroy cities, outshine even the largest of volcanoes, yadda yadda yadda. Basically, this is the ultimate fire weapon, and its an axe. I'd call it cool, but that'd definitely be the wrong descriptor.

 

[existence_success]

((I charged Drakus for 5 turns, I used my 3 extra post charges for him))
I vote for Baseballiscool81's attack on the Terror Crimera.
I fire on the Demolitonist and Mechanic!
Drakus summons some Drakus Witches to attack the Terror Crimera!
True X fires at the godmodder!
True Zero shoots LAZORS at the Terror Eater!
Alliciar rains Boulders on the soldiers! Well, they were useless anyways.
Sir Sparky shoots 3 waves, the same as Alliciar, at Metal Face!
Redstone V2 fires at the godmodder!
Dring Duo fires at Metal Face!
Light and Night: 3/6
Alliciar, we need to talk. What? A malicious smirk crosses my face. I don't need you anymore. WHA- I impale him.
1/3 This feels wrong...

Drakus added, but he is nerfed!
+1 vote!
2000 damage to both!
The Terror Crimera eats the witches, but gets indigestion! 5000 damage!
The Godmodder dodges the shot, and obliterates True X with To The Moon!
5000 damage!
Soldiers killed!
3 damage!
The Godmodder again dodges, and again obliterates Redstone V2 with To The Moon.
1 damage!

I do some research! (Competency +1)
Competency Level Up!
I request an army from my king
Army will arrive in 5 turns (1/5)
I blindly swing my sword!

Competency level 2/50

5000 damage to a meteorite!

I give the Satanmodder some healing potions and tell Mini Cthulhu or something to turn into something else.
Mini Cthulhu or something turns into the Majora's Mask moon, sacrificing himself but doing severe damage to everything in three days.
DAWN OF THE FIRST DAY (1/3)
I change back to AG, because I honestly don't know why I became N in the first place.

+1 HP!
THE MOON appears!

Galactic Strike: 52/80
Spiral Nemesis: 36/140
I resurrect the animatronics and use the leftovers from the various powers I previously attacked the Godmodder with in order to modify their AIs to switch all of them to 20, turning them into their 4/20 Mode versions. Then, I further empower them with the power of swag to turn them into their MLG counterparts (Basically their Five Nights at F***boy's selves).
I throw the Mechanic into lava.

The Godmodder hacks into them, and makes them explode.
5000 damage!

>1 / 3

>Charges
35 / 66: True Chaos
14 / 30: A Creation of Mine (+3, Sirplop)
+2 to Sirplop
+1 to Piono

>Entities

Spoiler: Blade Golem

>Abilities
Great Swing: Swings a huge blade, dealing high damage. 5% Sharpness cost.
Blade Burst: Fires blades out of its body, hitting up to three foes for moderate damage. 25% Sharpness cost.
Crush Claw: Manipulates parts of it's titanium body into giant blades, dealing massive damage. Three-turn charge, 50% Sharpness cost.
Whetstone: Restores Sharpness to 100%.
>Passives
Sharpness: Has a Sharpness Meter. When empty, it can't use abilities / passives that need Sharpness.
Blade Body: Attackers of the Blade Golem take 50% of what they dealt as damage. Consumes 10% Sharpness / use.

Spoiler: Dao Drone

>Abilities:
Slashing Sweep: Flies by two enemies, hitting them for moderate damage with wings.
Dash Dicer: Uses up a Dash token to fly at supersonic speeds, dealing high damage to one target.
Divebomb: Suicides on a target for insane damage. The more dash tokens available, the higher the damage this deals.
>Passives:
Dash: Has Dash tokens. When attacked, a Dash Token is used, and it avoids the attack. Restores 1 Dash Token a turn.

GA: DISengaging LUNar SWOrdpack---
GA: asdf-
GA: nnnnghhh...
GA: Glad that's over...

unaccopaniedTechlord [UT] began pestering gladiusAssailant [GA]
UT: gorilla gorilla gorilla gorilla
GA: What's going on-
UT: 243 errors, all at once.
UT: gorilla gorilla gorilla gorilla
UT: DROP WHATEVER THE HELL YOU'RE DOING AND HELP ME FIX THIS.
GA: Whoa, whoa, okay.
unaccopaniedTechlord [UT] ceased pestering gladiusAssailant [GA]

I then quickly use the CENTRAL PROCESSING UNIT, and summon the Phantom Godbot!

GA: Let's re-kill X before I go...

The Blade Golem then stabs True X by using Great Swing, which flings him across the arena, allowing the Dao Drone to attack him using Slashing Sweep. The Phantom Godbot then summons a Stardust Dragon, which promptly obliterates one of the meteors! And then, for a second target, Slashing Sweep hits True Zero.

GA: I'm not sorrryyyyyyy

I then temporarily leave the server. I cannot be strifed during this time.

The Phantom GodBot appears!
True X is dead! 1 meteor killed! 6000 damage to True Zero!

Seeing the current state of the village I run to it faster than humanly possible, Using the village's PA system I take all of the inspiration that I had put in my mayoral speech (3/3) to raise their morale, and assure them that we can get through this tragedy.
I then use 50,000 platinum coins to hire builders, guards, mercenaries and purchase any building material I can, in order to rebuild the town
On my part I begin the construction of a force-field generator to protect the town (1/5)
Detectives (6/20)
The Mercs stand guard around the town and are equipped with the best weapons and armor that money can buy

The villagers are now motivated! The regen rate is increased!
The regen rate is increased again!
Everything that attacks the village will now take 5000 damage!

super attack on hold
summoning (21/30)

He he dies: X... can you hear me? Please, speak. No, this can't be. Gladius, I spent time to create him! He is... the original.(If he dies, I will strife against you, gladius. When you come back.) If he doesn't die: Gasp Gasp Gasp... Ow, that hurts. He drinks a sub tank, fully healing him, though he cannot attack next turn. (My Affiliation charge has to stopped, no matter what.)
Drakus rains boulders on the Dao Drone!
Redstone V2 fires on the Blade Golem!
Dring Duo fires on the Dao Drone!
Sir Sparky rains boulders on the Giant Chube!
True X and Zero fires at the Blade Golem!

Those entities have already attacked!

(I'm gonna make each day a round, not a post)
The Moon inches closer... (1 1/3 out of 3)
The Satanmodder hides in the Satanfort!
I fire my Megalodauncher at the Terror Crimera!

The Satanmodder hides in his fort!
8000 damage!

>1/3 - You know, this is a good idea, having this counter up here.

-=Actions

I'm gonna have fun with this staff now.

Using my newly acquired Staff of Genesis, I construct a grand temple around my portal! This temple includes a cherry tree grove, a summoning hall, and a luxurious bedroom for me to live in! Did I mention that most of it is carved into a new mountain I created? (This is just for flare, because I wanna look good to "guests".)

Space includes the weather.
It is now storming. Again. FUN TIMES FOR ALL!

-=Charges
Dead yet Dreaming (86/100) So... Close. Need... More... CHARGE!!! (donate pls.)
The Portal summons another Champion... (8/8) - COMPLETED

-=Summons
Out from the portal crawls a lithe creature, wielding a great bow of voidmetal!
A Grim Archer has crawled from the portal! (HP: 30,000)

+1 to Gladius, +1 to Piono, +1 to eboLag

-=Village Shtuff
[AG] Village Loyalty: 100! (I don't think PG can pull this back...)
@CrypticCataclysm has won the election of the village!

-=Other
I'm just gonna assume that the Elder Giant was killed while we were away. He fought bravely.

It begins storming!
A Grim Archer appears!

super attack on hold
summoning (22/30)

I summon my own godmodder that ignores defence has infinite health and always does 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999^9999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Damage

The Godmodder creates a portal to the void under your godmodder, and then closes the portal!

>1/3

eL: Ok, how about this?
Titanium Armor Prototype && Time Warper = Warp Armor(1/?)

eL: I'll need more firepower as well.
Clockwork Assault Rifle && 2x Undertaker = 2x Clockwork Blasters(1/?)

Sand Gun && Flamethrower = Glass Cannon (4/4) (+1 from Sirplop)

I command 500 soldiers to help rebuild the damage caused to the village(1/3)

Building a high-tech headset(1/4)

I fire the Glass Cannon at Meteorites, making them smaller in size and damage, sending shrapnel flying in most directions. Then I throw a gender change potion at Demolitionist, removing his beard and making him(her) ragequit.

+2 to Sirplop, +1 to gladius

Titanium Armor Prototype && Time Warper = Warp Armor (Level 10: 1/11)
Clockwork Assault Rifle && Undertakerx2 = Clockwork Blasterx2 (Level 2: 1/3)
Meteorite killed!
The Demolitionist ragequits!

@Spidood man Great, now we have another Dinklewinkle. Please post something legitimate that is not so OP for a 1-post summon. Read the 1st post in this game before playing. I'd recommend reading previous pages.
EDIT: Anyways...
True X and Zero fire Charge Shots at the Terror Crimera!
Dring Duo fires at the soldiers/Dao Drone!
I get off as well as Destiny from Dring Duo to teach her how to play Terraria better. 1/2
Drakus rains boulders on Metal Face!
Sir Sparky slices the Terror Crimera in half!
Redstone V2 throws Grenades at the Dao Drone!
Night and Light: 5/6
Rocketz Lauchah + Crazy Firerate = Supah Exploodah 9001 1/?

Those entities have attacked!
Rocketz Lauchah && Crazy Firerate = Supah Exploodah 9001 (Level 8: 1/9)

Galactic Strike: 53/80
Spiral Nemesis: 37/140
I shoot at the Terror Crimera with all of the LNS' modes, ranging from a mere shotgun to that gun that shoots exploding bullets that leave a trail of explosions, inclding such things as an automatic shotgun mode and a mode that makes it shoot a weird red projectile that divides itself into 6 damaging splinters upon hitting anything AND a gun that shoots said splinters so quickly and inaccurately that it isn't even funny.

13000 damage!

>2/3

Titanium Armor Prototype && Time Warper = Warp Armor(2/?)
Clockwork Assault Rifle && 2x Undertaker = 2x Clockwork Blasters(2/?)

Rebuilding the village (2/3)
High-tech headset(2/4)

I shoot the meteorites out of the Glass Cannon again, making shrapnels fall towards the PGs.

5000 damage to the Terror Eater!

Oh yeah, I have this. I fire the Pineapple Device at the Terror Crimera!
moon (1 2/3 out of 3)
The Satanmodder fire's the Satanfort's rocket launchers!

20000 damage! 5000 damage to the Terror Crimera!
That would have worked...

Guess I'll be pg then

I summon a rain of Holy water, stopping the Satanmodder's rockets

...If not for this!

>3/3

I summon a giant umbrella that stops the rain.

Titanium Armor Prototype && Time Warper = Warp Armor(3/?)
Clockwork Assault Rifle && 2x Undertaker = 2x Clockwork Blasters(3/?)

Rebuilding the village (3/3) COMPLETE!
Village health increased(not max health)
High-tech headset(3/4)

Rain stopped!
+10000 health!

(As in, I don't think entities can attack multiple times a turn. Unless they can. Which is stupid broken.)

/null

They used to be, but I'm going to make it so they can only attack one per turn now. With certain exceptions like the Whatevermodders.

I thank the villagers for electing me as their mayor, it is a true honor, I shall put my life on the line to assure this town stays standing.
Realizing the amount of time that it'll take to rebuild I whip out the golden lute and pick a suitable song , using the magical power of the montage we accomplish several weeks of work in a few mere minutes.
I invite any unaligned NPCs to live in some of the new houses, and that we will happily welcome them into our community
My last mayoral action is to start a community garden, where we grow flowers, mushrooms, pumpkins and even a bit of Chlorophyte
force field generator (2/5)
Detectives (8/20)
+1 to sirplop and ebolag

This all somehow helps the village by giving it +15000 max health.

AG
I use my MLG summoning powers to summon PERMANENT TORTURE HEADPHONES directly on the Godmodder!
They play all of Justin Bieber's songs simultaneously!
They also cannot be taken off, muted, or stopped in any way!
They deal damage every turn!
I also use Healing Rain, healing all AG's health by 1000 and restoring 100 HP each turn for 5 turns.

The Godmodder gets the headphones off with a MAGIC SCREWDRIVER! But not before he takes 1 damage.
The Godmodder dispells your rain!

super attack on hold
summoning (23/30)

>2 / 3

>Charges
36 / 66: True Chaos
16 / 30: A Creation of Mine (+1, Sirplop)
+2 to Sirplop
+1 to Piono

>Entities

Spoiler: Blade Golem

>Abilities
Great Swing: Swings a huge blade, dealing high damage. 5% Sharpness cost.
Blade Burst: Fires blades out of its body, hitting up to three foes for moderate damage. 25% Sharpness cost.
Crush Claw: Manipulates parts of it's titanium body into giant blades, dealing massive damage. Three-turn charge, 50% Sharpness cost.
Whetstone: Restores Sharpness to 100%.
>Passives
Sharpness: Has a Sharpness Meter. When empty, it can't use abilities / passives that need Sharpness.
Blade Body: Attackers of the Blade Golem take 50% of what they dealt as damage. Consumes 10% Sharpness / use.

Spoiler: Dao Drone

>Abilities:
Slashing Sweep: Flies by two enemies, hitting them for moderate damage with wings.
Dash Dicer: Uses up a Dash token to fly at supersonic speeds, dealing high damage to one target.
Divebomb: Suicides on a target for insane damage. The more dash tokens available, the higher the damage this deals.
>Passives:
Dash: Has Dash tokens. When attacked, a Dash Token is used, and it avoids the attack. Restores 1 Dash Token a turn.

>gladiusAssailant has joined.

GA: Ugggghhhh.
GA: He won't let me help.

I then note that the Dring Duo and Redstone V2 are not on the field, and thus can't attack my entities. I then prepare for the potential strife by repairing the Lunar Swordpack. I also use spare materials to repair the Dao Drone.

///SPECIAL NOTICE///
The summoning averages are this:
10-POST: 30k HP, 5k ATK
20-POST: 60k HP, 10k ATK
30-POST: 90k HP, 15k ATK
40-POST: 120k HP, 20k ATK...
...and so on, so forth.

+5000 HP!
Also, I might change those averages.

>2/3
Dead yet Dreaming (92/100) +1 from Cryptic, +2 from eboLag, +2 from Gladius
Extra Charges (1/)

+1 to Gladius, +1 to Piono, +1 to eboLag

-=Village Shtuff
[AG] Village Loyalty: 100!

I arrange for various Self defense and fighting classes to be offered at the community center, this allows for the villagers to have basic fighting skills, should they need to defend themselves.
Looking inside my sleuths trench-coat I find an array of trusty knifes, and decide that the mechanic (or demolitionist if she is dead) would be a great target, I dish out a flurry of knife attacks doing serious damage, once I'm on the last knife I decide to finish it with style, I ready a sweeping dash attack and just before it strikes I deliver the line: "hate to cut and run" afterwards i rush back to the village to return to my mayoral duties
Force field generator (3/5)
Detectives (9/20)
+1 to sirplop, gladius and ebolag

Alright...
Mechanic killed!

@ThatGuyMax It also says that these entities are often Instantly destroyed, as they destroy the game balance and take much of the fun away.
Anyway, back to business:
I sign several trade agreements to provide the village with a steady cash flow, And set up various savings for the town for use in various emergencies and to provide services.
The mayors office is pretty plain so I make or purchase some furniture, including a bed where I set my spawn, allowing for easy return to the village in an emergency.
To finish things off I hire a hit-man to kill the Mechanic, Demolitionist and Wizard, as well as offering a bonus should any other PG's get hurt
Force field generator (4/5)
Detectives (10/20)

Alright.

- Player: PitTheAngel
- Alignment: AG
- Class: Archer
> Proceed.

A new player enters the field of the multicolored whatevertheheckthisplaceis and takes a charge...directly to the godmodder.

Rather predictably, he steps to the right to let him fall right off the newly conveniently-placed cliff.

"Oh come on! How does that even make fair!"

Grabbing the cliffside, the newcomer lifts himself up to get back on the field to stab the godmodder right in the back. WITH the cliff.

"Hello again, Godmodder...Been a while, eh?"

The new player walks over to everyone else.

"I should probably introduce myself before we go further. My name is, if you didn't see, PitTheAngel, and i've actually fought one of these "godmodders" before."

The newcomer slashes an incoming bullet in half with a...scepter?

"And I can help you guys out. I know how attacking the godmodder is how you win, but my way of doing things can get a bit out of hand. For instance..."

Pit aims the scepter at one of the Bosses and...fires it? Either way, some form of condition arises on the unlucky entity.

"Now then, let's keep the heat on our friend, shall we?"

(I'm from the DTG2 session, like pionoplayer. I probably will have an off schedule of posting, so don't worry if I leave/don't post.)

The scepter fire deals 5000 damage to the Terror Crimera and inflicts it with... Pyrovision?

Normal Elevator: 5/5

An elevator slams into the Terror Crimera. Now I just need to summon the magic to open the elevator and untrap the being in there. (1/5)

15000 damage!

Galactic Strike: 54/80
Spiral Nemesis: 38/140
I use several tranquilizer darts on the Terror Crimera, then, I harvest it's horns and sell them on the black market at a ridiculously high price as an alternate to oil if they are pulverized first.

5000 damage!

I do the robot, failing to realise that we have returned to the regular world.

43/45 Metallic Blessing (+1 from ebo)
31/33 Storm of Swords

The Flame of Knowledge && Laser Focus && Magic Conduit 10/10 COMPLETE
Kapowashot && Detailed Targeting System 10/11

You got the VISION INFERNO! Besides having a stupid name, this nifty little knife lets you access an omniversal database about almost anything. Still has the same attack power of the Flame of Knowledge.

>3/3
Dead yet Dreaming (94/100) +1 from Cryptic
Extra Charges (2/)

+1 to Gladius, +1 to Cryptic, +1 to eboLag

-=Village Shtuff
[AG] Village Loyalty: 100!

>geoffrey: re equip the nebula armour, the X suit was getting hot

Work on X suit: I forget/40
X suit cooldown: 1/3

((oh, ok))
>I do a bit more research!
>Competency level up!
>Competency is now level 3!
>While researching, I found a knowledge tome!
>It gave me Accuracy!
>I swing my sword at Tremor Crimera! (Accuracy lets me choose my target now)
>I request my kingdoms blacksmith to make me a sword!
>It arrives in 3 turns!

-Backup 2/5
-Competency 3/5

5000 damage!

I'm baaaaaackk...

+1 to sirplop, gladius and ebolag.
70/100 for the charge of potential
33/45 for Monolithium
Levis Ignis 3/11
spear AND essence of water titan = Diluvium 1/11
Multi-gunner ammo 3/4

I suddenly appear on the battlefield again.
Hello there people!
I suddenly pull out an enormous hammer.
Terra Firma.
Smashy smashy!
I slam Terra Firma into the ground, and massive waves of earth spikes ripple outwards impaling several random entities for large amounts of damage.

Bidding (Terra Firma)
Sirplop: 6
gladiusAssailant: 5
eboLag.exe: 2
CrypticCataclysm: 1
It looks like our first winner is sirplop!

Sirplop is awarded Terra Firma, the mightiest hammer ever, filled with earth magic to a ridiculous level. Have fun with your new level 10 alchemy!

Bidding (Levis Ignis)
gladiusAssailant: 5
eboLag.exe: 2
CrypticCataclysm: 1

Levis Ignis, the fire axe. Much in the same vein as Terra Firma. It is a fireman's axe (extra points for irony!) with enormous amounts of fire magic imbued in it, capable of creating infernoes hot enough to immolate even dragons, destroy cities, outshine even the largest of volcanoes, yadda yadda yadda. Basically, this is the ultimate fire weapon, and its an axe. I'd call it cool, but that'd definitely be the wrong descriptor.

100 Aberrant Legion members, and Sir Sparky killed. 7000 damage to the village.

The Moon inches closer...
The Godmodder heals the Terror Crimera for 30000 health.
The Village deals 5000 damage to the Blade Golem, and take 2500 damage. -10% Sharpness.
The Satanmodder snipes the Terror Eater for 10000 damage.
BaseballisCool81 deals 5000 damage to the Grim Archer.
The Blade Golem uses Great Swing, dealing 10000 damage to Drakus. -5% Sharpness.
teh_Sandvich heals the Satanmodder for 3 health.
Metal Face claws the Blade Golem, dealing 7000 damage, and takes 1 damage as a result. -10% Sharpness.
The Grim Archer shoots Giant Chube for 6000 damage.
The Aberrant Legion does an eldritchy thing, which deals 6000 damage to BaseballisCool81.
Giant Chube deals 5000 damage to the Blade Golem, but is killed as a result. -10% Sharpness.
The Terror Crimera picks up 200 Aberrant Legion members and puts them into a fire, but it thinks it's putting them into a nice ball pit.
The Terror Eater eats the Aberrant Legion members that are guarding the village, restoring 10000 health to it.

The Battlefield:
THE MOON [???] HP:50000/50000 (3 turns until landing) (Will deal major damage to everything upon landing)
Satanmodder [AG]: HP: 20/100 (Hiding in the Satanfort)
Village [AG]: HP:24000/60000 Loyalty: 100 (+10000 health a turn) (5000 damage to everything that attacks it)
Satanfort [AG]: HP:20000/35000
teh_Sandvich [P]: HP: 20000/20000 Respawns: IIII Cannot attack, but can heal themself and allies. Special: Nom Nom Nom: Heals all allies. Votes: IIII
BaseballisCool81 [P]: HP:14000/20000 Respawns: IIII Special: Home Run: Deals extreme damage to one entity. Votes: IIII
Aberrant Legionx300 [N]: HP:100/100 (+100 per turn)
Blade Golem [N]: HP:45000/60000 Sharpness: 0% Crush Claw: III
True Zero [N]: HP:14000/25000
Dao Drone [N]: HP:35000/40000 Dash Tokens: 2
Drakus [N]: HP:10000/20000
PHANTOM GODBOT [N]: Leaves in 4 turns.
Grim Archer [N]: HP:25000/30000
Metal Face [PG]: HP:49994/50000
Meteoritesx2 [PG] HP:10000/10000 (2 turns until landing)
Terror Eater [PG BOSS] HP:182000/200000 Corruption Blast: III
Terror Crimera [PG BOSS] HP:127000/150000 Crim Bomb: IIII Pyrovision: III
Godmodder: HP: 58/100

 

[gladiusAssailant]

>1 / 3

GA: ...
GA: Okay, for the record now, I didn't kill True X.

>Charges
37 / 66: True Chaos
21 / 30: A Creation of Mine (+4, Sirplop, CC, Piono)
+2 to Sirplop
+1 to Piono

>Entities

Spoiler: Blade Golem

>Abilities
Great Swing: Swings a huge blade, dealing high damage. 5% Sharpness cost.
Blade Burst: Fires blades out of its body, hitting up to three foes for moderate damage. 25% Sharpness cost.
Crush Claw: Manipulates parts of it's titanium body into giant blades, dealing massive damage. Three-turn charge, 50% Sharpness cost.
Whetstone: Restores Sharpness to 100%.
>Passives
Sharpness: Has a Sharpness Meter. When empty, it can't use abilities / passives that need Sharpness.
Blade Body: Attackers of the Blade Golem take 50% of what they dealt as damage. Consumes 10% Sharpness / use.

Spoiler: Dao Drone

>Abilities:
Slashing Sweep: Flies by two enemies, hitting them for moderate damage with wings.
Dash Dicer: Uses up a Dash token to fly at supersonic speeds, dealing high damage to one target.
Divebomb: Suicides on a target for insane damage. The more dash tokens available, the higher the damage this deals.
>Passives:
Dash: Has Dash tokens. When attacked, a Dash Token is used, and it avoids the attack. Restores 1 Dash Token a turn.

I pull out my replica Monado and pop Enchant, causing the next three people to attack Metal Face to deal normal damage!

The Blade Golem will use Whetstone, and the Dao Drone will use Slashing Sweep on both PG-Bosses. The Phantom Godbot will chaingun the Moon to bits.

 

[EeveeWarrior]

super attack on hold
summoning (24/30)
retrieving my secret power gem (1/3)

 

[Redstonetam15]

Light and Night has been finished! This blade it the balance of Dark and Light, good and evil, it is the Great Equalizer. I Dash up to the Terror Crimera and slash a few times with my new sword.
Clear support of the AG side shows. You know what? I'll fight against the godmodder again. My friends keep getting killed. N to AG!
I finish teaching Destiny how to play Terraria like a pro. Dring Duo has once again reformed. [10000/10000 HP for Destiny, 20000/20000 HP for Redstone] They fire with darts and Luminite Bullets!
Drakus strikes lightning on the Terror Eater.
X? X? Nooooooo!!!!! He starts to glow with crazy power! 1/3
Redstone V2 somehow survives the attack and falls back to earth. He runs to the nurse. He will be back in 4 turns. 1/4

 

[MinerTurtle45]

DAWN OF THE SECOND DAY
48 Hours Remain
(2/3)​

The Satanmodder fires some Holy Water-proof rockets at the Terror Eater!
White feathers begin sprouting out of my shell! (1/3 (normal charge))

 

[MadCat]

I kill everything killing everything!