Blood: 0+? Dreams: online
|slot one| Dream of Hilarity - Gain "Feeling Funny" buff, or give the buff to someone else, which gives you/ally a 33% dodge rate for two turns. 6 turn cooldown.| (source: benevolent clowns) on cooldown, 2 turns left.
|Slot two| empty|
|Slot three| empty|
|Slot four| empty|
steffan 20/40
huh? 2/?
Fred... 2/?
+3 consumer
celestial mirror && blood dagger && JOEs perception crystal && soulshard katana && technosoulblade ==TechnoRelease blade level 25 14/26
Gaia metal(earth-infused metal) && Liquid air(a special magical type of air) && Phoenix Flame(special fire) && Elemental Water(self explanatory) || Void Seed (void corrupts stuff) = Corruption of light lvl 12 5/13
((Gaia metal || mech frame) ++ machinery) && (Computer && time warp core ++cooling ++intelligence && assorted future tech &&Three laws of robotics = Post-singularity superintelegence )) || assembly line ++ balancing = Robotic Robotic robot assembly line assembly line lvl 20 5/21
the zombie growls in pain and steps back as I realise that i won't be able to repeat this trick for a while. I swing the pillow again, aiming for his unguarded right side, and the zombie-polymorph-fist-thing blocks it by raising his leg, the rascal! I mutter some unfriendly words about their mother and telekinisize another pillow to me. as it flys towards me, it slaps into the back of the zombie, tripping them up, and I seize the opertunity, hitting them straight-on to the head with the pillow.
their head snaps back and pulls their body with it, sending them sprawling onto the bed!
sadly, most of the blankets are under them,so I don't get a very good burial attempt off before they escape.
luckily, the microbes within the soil have eaten away further and weakened the zombie. I grab the blanket its standing on and pull as hard as I can...
doing nothing. I'm not really all that strong, physically...
I swing at them with the pillow and they grab it with their remaining hand, trying to keep me stuck. I let go of that pillow and swing with the other i brought to me earlier, hitting them in the head. they go down. again. for the "900th" time.
...buuut just like all the other times, they won't BRREEEEPin stay down!
they shamble back up before I can even start to bury them, and they've regrown their arm. already. they've only fallen twice since then!
I growl in anger and swing. they block the shot and go on the offensive, raking at my arm with their left hand [the one that just healed]. I yank the pillow back in rage, but this sends them closer to the door. panicked, I run in front of them and slam the door closed. ! !
____/\__ ___\/
looks like its recharged!
I Scream and the world shakes, my body momentarily flickering into that of my battlefield self, wings and all. the white wings solidify and burn with white fire, which courses through me into my head. I headbutt the zombie, white flames shooting everywhere, and send them tumbling back. they skid to a stop and I charge my pillow with life, slamming it into their head before they can react. the zombies head asploads. ...
the world shudders and the zombie is lieing on the bed instead, head intact but right leg almost missing. I shovel blankets on it quickly and prepare. the zombie quickly rises [how is its head intact again?] to an unsteady prech atop the loose pile of blankets and I swing at them, they move their arm to block but I shift the pillow down and it slams into their leg, which gives an unearthly creeeaaaak and snaps, and they fall, lieing spreadeagle on the ground and I slam the pillow into their head again and again, not bothering to cover them since they'll just rise again
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I suddenly see the world has shifted. the zombie is on the floor and there's no way I'll be able to drag him back to the bed, so I grab the consectrated pillows and place them to restrain him, then pile blankets on top. instinctually, i know that this will restrain the zombie indefinitely.
however, the zombie isn't dead. ... ...
____/\__ ___\/
in another world, at a circumstantially simultaneous "time", the persons friend infroms them of the situation.
____/\__ ___\/ ... ...
I recieve the information, and start to undo the burie-
...
I stop undoing the buriel and learn the Only. Reason. Its. Still. Alive, is I was saying bury instead of barry.
............................................
WHY!?!!?!?
Bary isn't even the right way to say it!
damage distribution: damage fist [either] until 50,000, if beyond 50,000 damage then heal danny's wall, if wall full, damage fists. if fists die, kill MEGAGOLEM head
Leaping from atop the MEGA-GOLEM's head, jackhammer and all, I smash it into the Planterror with enough force to smash the demolition tool to bits. I follow this up with the Mourning Claws, as saltwater tends to be harmful to plants. "I think I understand just a bit now. Why I keep coming to these chaotic places..."
==> Keep an Eye out for That Thing
The Wogly hisses gently as nearby air falls into the void inside of it.
Alchemiter:
Mourning Claws && Heliotrope Talons of Lightning= Claws of Somber Lightning (Level 15) 7/16
Shattered Sburb Disk || Blank Notebook = Scratch Note (Level 20) 6/21
[PG] tag && [AG] tag || Sword && Blank Spellbook = Any Warlord's Guide to Black Magic, Destruction and Chaos (Level 15) 5/16
Inventory:
Storm Lord's Seal Coat of the Witch's Son
Mourning Claws
Beastmaster's Burning Heart Heliotrope Talons of Lightning
Charges:
Leviathan and Behemoth's Embrace: 27/50
New Charge: 16/100
-=Charges Ţ͡h̶̨e̡͜ ̵Eņ͢͝d̛͢le͜͞҉s͟s̶͏ ͠͏O͘҉͜ne͏ (283/300) +2 from Darkside, +1 from Abe
Hive (50/50) +2 from Darkside --COMPLETE
Fathom Skulker (1/10)
-=Summons
Rumble Rumble. The ground explodes.
A massive rock towers over the battlefield, and wastewalkers begin swarming the battlefield. A massive wastewalker also joins the fight. I'm too lazy tonight to write anything more interesting. Nyeh.
Spawns with the Bleak Queen and her Royal Guard.
HP: 300,000 + 10,000 Armor. +10,000 Armor every turn to a max of 100,000. If the Queen is dead, +20,000 every turn instead.
Abilities:
Swarmsurge: Creates 20 Wastewalkers. Cooldown 3.
Sovereignty: Spawn the Bleak Queen and her Royal Guard again. Only activated if the Bleak Queen is dead. Cooldown 6, which begins cooling down when the Queen dies.
Cannot attack. Un-warps the Wastewalkers currently on the field, regaining and changing their multiplying attribute to "+10 Wastewalkers each turn and an additional 2 for every 10 Wastewalkers on the battlefield. Whenever a non-group entity dies, create 15 Wastewalkers."
As long as the Desolate Hive is alive, AG Entities take 10% less damage, and as long as the Bleak Queen is alive, the Desolate Hive cannot be targeted and is indestructible.
Bleak Queen
HP: 150,000
Is summoned with 5 Royal Guard that meatshield the Bleak Queen.
Abilities:
Queen's Call: Summon 5 Royal Guard that meatshield the Bleak Queen. Cooldown 4.
Wasting Barrage: Deals damage to two target entities, and they gain Lesser Devoid for 2 turns. Cooldown 3.
• Entities with Lesser Devoid take 25% more damage and deal 25% less damage.
Royal Guard
HP: 50,000
-=Actions
The Wastewalkers pounce on Mecha DarkSide's DAMAGE SEED to make sure it is destroyed, and if it is, they pounce on the Planterror's head... bulb... thing.
The Artificial Guardian, seeing that Danny has nearly fallen, rushes towards him and begins meatshielding him.
Danny DeVito reaches out to the Planterror, and pulls a "The Creation of Adam" on it. Except the Planterror doesn't reach out, and Danny is pummeling it into the dirt.
The Prophet wiggles and jiggles at Canovivibe, preventing his turn.
The Bleak Queen and her guard make sure the Damage Seed on the Flesh Golem is destroyed. Squish.
Oh lookie here, a big stone man-thing that is written in all caps.
Isn't it adoooooooorable?
I can't.
It's too cute.
...
...
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE CUTE THING, AND THAT THING IS THAT GUY NAMED STEVE. YEAH, YOU STEVE.
Plus, stone statues belong on Easter Island with the rest of the heads.
I move the MEGA-GOLEM™ there to be with his buddies.
I also bring a hammer.
...
They're sunk into the ground, right?
He's gotta match!
-=Alchemies
Dunestrider's Sunback && Eternity's Tremor == Dunestrider's Tremor, of the Original Name (Lvl. 18, 12/19) (cloak) [EE] -- 5% chance to nullify damage dealt by an entity to equipped entity.
Artificial Guardian Reconstruction: N/A
You craft the alchemy, and give it the tag [EE] (Entity Equipment). The player may not use this alchemy normally, and may only equip it to an entity of their choice (maybe only under their control - I dunno; YOU DECIDE!). Once it is equipped, that entity gains the properties of the alchemy equipped. Equipped alchemies cannot be moved off of entities unless that entity dies. Once it does, the alchemy returns to it's creators inventory, and must be "reshaped" - You can't put a dragon's chestplate onto a giant floating boat and expect it to fit properly.
This gives a way of -slightly- upgrading old entities with newer stuff.
*NOTE* Equipments shouldn't make anything unbeatable - just gives them some more abilities beyond their base creation.
Example:
Bottled Dragonfire && Gauntlet == Dragonspitter [EE] (Lvl. 10 - 0/11) - This could give an entity a fire-attack ability.
Reshape: Dragonspitter [EE] (Lvl. 10 - 0/5)
Reshaping an Equipment takes lvl / 2 charge time rounded up.
Inventory
+1 to Piono, +1 to Darkside, and +1 to Toast (if he ever returns)
wlep, it looks like I've been temporarily banned. 3 turns. I've been told it's short. taking dop speed into account, it's about two weeks, and I don't think that's 'short.' But that's me.
I'll be honest. I am very disappointed at how the vote to ban me (if it was even a vote at all) went down. It was conducted without me being there to be able to defend myself in open public. to *all* of you. Without the person you are judging, what is a fair trial? Wher was my side of the story? Now, I am no longer a member of the #DTG discord but that is no real valid excuse, a temporary return could have been justified for this particular issue.
I do not think I stepped out of line at any real point. Or did not. I did not expect people's reactions to be so vitrolic to a total of four words. I even removed them, when asked! I believed what I had said to be an avoidance of extreme graphical description of the act, which obviously would have been much worse and from here and elseware had been the line that separated 'NSFW' from otherwise. That apparently is not the case. I will respect that decision in the future. I will not respect your decision to ban me-and that doesn't mean I won't listen or be around or come back at the appropriate time, that means I'm very disappointed at how this went down without any legitimate defense on my own behalf.
I hope I can just put this all behind me and get better someday. But until then, I suppose I'll just wait.
If I don't sound repentant in the slightest-that's because, no, I don't feel repentant. I feel just nothing but sadness and misery, but I do not feel entirely repentant. I feel the need to improve myself, but I do not associate what has happened with what drives me to get better. I believe this because I do not believe that what happened in my punishment was just behavior. Trickle has that power-but if you were the ones asking him to do it he apparently would not have (maybe he would have regardless, that I can't say for him), so I have reason to just say that much.
I'm very sorry about all that's happened. I can't say that without sounding insincere. I don't have the ability to relay how I cried, or came close, multiple times during discussing this with others. I can't express how absolutely pointless I feel this ban is except to punish me. I can't really express that well enough in words. I can just say how I feel, but you can't really see the guy behind the screen at all. And just because I'm sorry doesn't mean I'm also very disappointed with you for how you went about it.
51/???
33/50 for the whirlwind
10/50 for pantslife
Elements' Malice AND status effect amplifier 12/15
Mass Dream-struction AND infinite duplicator rack = Perpetual Lucidity 6/18
Thirty Birds with One Stone AND Exterminatus Bomb = Thirty Birds with One Exploding Freakin' Stone 6/21
+1 to goldenready, nemean lion and pricey
Brownstone Dust AND Adamanthrillium = Bronzethrillium 4/6
Brownstone Dust: despite being a rather dull shade of brown, it combines thte functionality of redstone dust and glowstone, shining bright enough to be a proper light source at the same time it powers electrical and pseudo-electrical devices.
Adamanthrillium: Another super metal, with the combined strength of mithril and adamantium. Pretty straightforward.
Bronzethrillium: Its function is pretty straightforward. It can power machines like redstone, light things up like glowstone, and do whatever mithril and adamantium can do. Except, using the power of HIGH LEVEL COMBOBs, it has advanced machine dismantling due to its redstone side fusing with high power and some control over flame, due to advanced glowstone.
Bid progress: (note, if you have more than 50 points here, you will only have 50 subtracted from your score. If nobody has more than 15 points, NOBODY wins)
darkside: 63
Cyan: 60
Sirplop: 24
Pricey: 22
nemean lion: 24
Abeneautmal: 17
Redstone: 15
Goldenready: 16
battlefury: 5
kelvin: 1
Giving JOE A Lot of Money @JOEbob gets a lot of money. He can do as he pleases with this charge.
[+3 to all charges, alchemies, and charged alchemies due to missing out on charging stuff up lots of posts.]
Sonja Horah [SUMMON] [20/25] =====
Bad God Men, Nasty Demons [VIOLATION] [50/50] ========== [+12 from JOE]
Giving JOE A Lot Of Money: Phase 1 [SUMMON] [24/24] ==== [+7 Hez, +9 JOE] COMPLETE!
+3 to Hez.
(even more assists: +6 Hez, +9 Joe, +1 Cobalt)
CONSUMER + HEZETOR: (Nano Blades || Scissors) && Shard of Reality && Saurite && Amulet of the Bad God == Reality Cutting Scissors (Level 25: 4/26) [VIOLATION] CONSUMER: Aura Projector && Hands of Mukae Emukae* && Twilight's Manuscript** && Grief Seed && Shard of Canon - Uzi's Inclinations*** == Antithesis (Level ?: 1/??) ABE: A SWORD CAPABLE OF ENDING THIS PATHETIC REALITY && Bow && Slingshot == A BOW CAPABLE OF ENDING THIS PATHETIC REALITY (Level 20: 4/21)
*Mukae Emukae: Somebody with an ability - the minus "Raff-Raffelesia" - that rots away everything that they make contact with.
**Twilight's Manuscript: Full of Bad Writing Energies. And also the godmodder's favourite novel. dammit.
***Shard of Canon - Uzi's Inclination: This one's free, I guess.
Antithesis: there once was a girl, with eyes stained of hate,
she killed ten a day and claimed the title reprobate,
she wanted no threat,
so she made an aura of death
- her descendants can't be caught by a devil's bait
Antithesis is a device of some sort, that radiates pure, unparalleled, disgust, depravity, something that stains reality. It makes anybody not immune and in their right mind hate to bear to stand next to the wielder, a violation of reality itself, repelling and dispelling anyone who attempts to assault the enemy.
I'm giving out alchemies or giving shard requests, on a whim, to anyone who assists me continuously (for more than five seconds), to help kickstart my evil, evil, evil plans and the rebellion against BADGODSONG.
If you give me assists or generally just help me out, enjoy your free alchemies! I'll always leave a slot for myself, and they'll probably take a while, but if you assist me more I can speed them up, especially if I don't have a charge marked [VIOLATION], or if you ask me!
LEVELLING SYSTEM
Stacks of A LOT OF MONEY: 20,000. (+130,000 from Post One, +10,000 from Post Two, -120,000 from Piononukes (x2))
Permanent Party Members: 1 / 4.
Nihil Novi 34/100 I take assists for something. (Possibly another entity summon) 14/25 +1 from piono and +2 from Thartler
My own thing (LEVELING) 5/50
Protective Armour && Super-powered Silver && Anti-Status Effects Gem && Blessing of the Silver Guardian = Silver Guardian's Protective Armour [EE] 30/30 (Counts as Level 25) (Part of the Anti-Power Creep set. The Armour can give a Entity 25% Damage Resistance to anything and 25% status effect resistance (including XBONIC Plague) for 2 turns and has a cooldown of 3 or 4 (Level 25 Alchemies usually has a post cool-down before use but this will be longer))
It has been made, hooray.
Now for 2 more things
Gun && Axe && Runes = ??? 1/??
Spikes && Acid && Runes || Turtle Armour = ??? 1/??
Current Saga: I do believe that Canon is dead. (Possibly the final saga before the last act begin)
Current Arc: Jungle Madness
Before Action/RP Trash: Ehh?
Action: I clench my fist before throwing a thunder rune up into a sky then the thunder rune disappears. Nothing happens before the area turned dark then the thunder clouds forms above the Planterror then it shoots lightning at it a few times before I infuse an fire rune to my Sword of Git Gud before I slash it at the Planterror and I fire a weed blunt shaped fireball at the face of the Planterror (Smoke weed everyday) and covering it up with the smoke from the blast.
The barrier priest generates the barrier on Danny DeVito (or the Light of Kekreation if Danny is dead).
The flesh golem I have called gives a thumb's up at Xtrullor for saving it from getting eaten alive by an Damage Seed which has been spat before it punches the MEGA-GOLEM's fist. (or the MEGA-GOLEM's head if the fists has been destroyed)
+1 to piono, W32Coravint and Thartler
Support me if you want.
Blah’s Power Core. Cooldown in turns: 4/8. [SPOIL OF WAR] Pineapple Device: Cooldown in turns: 0/3. [SPOIL OF WAR]
Scythe-blaster of the moon dragon. CD in Turns: 0/3 [Level 50]. It can be used to slice a target for high damage or it can be also used to heal a target for a high amount.
Magic Charge Pendent. Charge storage: 9/10 charges (charges every turn). [Level 50] If I use it on a foe, it deals lots of damage but weakened when if I use it with 1 lesser charge
Sword of Git Gud (Known as SoGG) CD: 2/2 [Level 25] Charge: THE MINI RECKONING 5/7 (You must use the Weapon 7 times to activate this charge) Fully Charged Runepaw's Gauntlet CD: 0/2 [Level 25] Current Runes: 8/25 Ice, Ice, Fire, Fire, Shadow, Light, Thunder, Shadow. Storm Firey Bullet Blaster CD: 2/2 [Level 25] Has the 20% chance of Burning or 5% chance of Napalming (Stronger version of Burning) Liquid Death [Level 10] Rust [Level 16] BSU Flame Blaster CD: 2/3 [Level 25] This flameblaster can instantly cause a high damage burn for 2 turns with a cooldown of 3 turns. Curse of Fates and Death CD: 0/1 (In turns) [Level 25] Causes 1 to 3 random Status effects that are randomized including Gravcrush, XBONIC Plague and Mark of Dog
Super Deal With It Glasses [Level 7] (NERFED DUE TO CURSE OF REPETITIVENESS)
When the Gauntlet has been used, Generates up to 3 Runes per Action or (1 to 3 Runes per Action This is Random you know.) Also, It can hold up to 25 Runes (Ooh that's cool! but sometimes can be one of the most powerful Level 25 Items in the game due to these)
Fire: Deals very high damage to the enemy when used, low chance of burning.
Heal: Heals the ally for much more HP when used.
Damage: Deals heavy damage to the enemy when used.
Ice: Deals high damage to the enemy when used, high chance of freezing. (Can be used on stupid high-damaging entities and some power-creep entities)
Thunder: Deals medium damage to 3 select enemies when used, medium chance of paralysing.
Light: Deals high damage to the enemy or heavy damage to the dark/shadow enemy when used.
Shadow: Deals high damage to the enemy or heavy damage to the light enemy when used.
I know the Light and Shadow Runes can be pretty complicated but here are the buffing Runes
Attack Buffer: Gives 25% Attack increase for 3 turns when used on the ally.
Defence Buffer: Gives 25% Defence increase for 3 turns when used on the ally
Dodge: Gives 25% Dodge Rate for 3 turns when used on the ally.
MLG (I cannot think enough MLG Stuff...): Deals extreme damage to the enemy (massive damage to 2 enemies or very high damage to 3 enemies) and reduces 25% Attack, Defence and 25% Dodge on the enemy it inflicted (10% All stats on 2 enemies and 5% All stats on 3 enemies) or heals the ally for so much HP and gives 25% Attack, Defence and 25% Dodge on the ally. 1/100 chance of creating the rune also, it is extremely rare as well (probably for balance reasons)
The young man push the wall Joe just summoned to protect Danny Devito, tipping it over on top of Danny Devito, or the person who was Danny Devito, if his name has been changed.
Current Inventory: Pocket Dimension
Pocket Dimension: Inventory And Protection (Clothing that both holds items and keeps the wearer safe) (Equipped)
Final Resort: Go Out With A Smile (Kamikaze style) (Inactive)
Explosive Ammo M2 Browning (wepon) (Equipped)
The woman in a nice suit takes a few seconds analyzing the battlefield, clearly thinking over something in her head to herself. She's not entirely sure what might be the best course of action right now, due to the utter mess of mayhem that large-scale battles tend to involve. However, that does not prevent her from being able to come up with something fairly adequate on her own, given that she'd be allowed the time to do so. But first, she had better check something. Her method of arrival had, of course, caused some minor bumps to occur within her body, and she can't help but feel like something may have been broken. Thus, she slowly reaches into the pocket of her weird space suit, then takes out a smallish-sized scalpel. Then, she calmly presses the blade of it against the side of her head.
Stab.
"Ow."
She has apparently taken a fair chunk out of the side of her head, just behind the right eye, and let's be honest, the wound is not pretty in the slightest. I'm not describing what it looks like from here. You don't wanna know. After that, she moves the scalpel to her other hand for the time being, then reaches in somewhere behind the back of her eye and yanks, hard. A smallish mechanical device of sorts comes out of the wound she just opened up, leaving behind a big empty space in her head... which she still doesn't seem to care that much about. Once she's got the device in hand, she takes a look at the scalpel, then a look at the device, before silently pushing the scalpel back where she got it from and taking a closer look at the device she's holding for a few seconds.
"Broken. This will take some time to repair."
...Really? She's more concerned about the condition of some equipment as opposed to, you know, the massive gaping hole in her goddamn skull? It isn't until she starts looking around the battlefield again and noting at least one reaction of disgust that she decides to do something about her injury, reaching into her suit again and gradually pulling out a set of bandages, which she uses to wrap around the injury until it isn't visible anymore. That should help prevent anyone from seeing anything particularly traumatizing, that's for sure. After that, she calmly decides to get back to business, despite, you know, having a head wound large enough to at least get some fingers in there. And also the fact that it must've broken the skull, at the very least. Now, there are some targets that need some damage slapped onto them.
Should Danny Devito not be dead yet, the woman in a nice suit walks over to him, takes a moment to stare at the sheer ridiculous amount of attack he has managed to accumulate over time, then proceeds to use her bare hands to inflict the same kind of injury on him that she already did on herself. Only, one major key difference. Since she used her hand, there is no precision cut, there is no chance of him being able to get through it as easily as she got through her own one. There is just a hideous cracking sound, and then Danny Devito has a head wound deep enough that one could see through the broken skull if they wanted to. Not that anyone would want to, all things considered. In spite of the pretty nasty damage she's already inflicted, the woman in a suit sees fit to go even further, repeatedly using her hand to smash apart more and more of Danny Devito's head and the rest of his body, up until the point where all that's really left of him is a pile of bone splinters and bruised flesh that happens to have DNA that corresponds to somebody named Danny Devito in it.
Well, that's only if he were to live through whatever attacks were already dealt to him this turn. If he's already dead and disposed of, however difficult that might be due to the shielding he's been through, she instead decides to direct her attack in a different direction, using her attack to assault Zerisek instead due to him looking like another potential target of concern. Only, since he happens to be a Pseudo-Godmodder, she'll be a lot more brutal in regards to Zerisek, pummeling him relentlessly with both clenched fists and taking much bigger chunks out of him with every single strike, beating him so hard that the skin on both of her knuckles starts to appear bruised, then damaged, gradually becoming more and more severe with the time that passes. Still, given her earlier lack of concern regarding a rather large self-inflicted injury, she does not really seem to care about what kind of damage she takes at all. He only really became a potential target because he looks like a major potential danger if allowed to live for too long, somewhat like Danny Devito was.
Eventually, regardless of who she decided to beat down with her bare damn hands, the woman calmly reaches up with one hand and adjusts her tie, brushes down her suit, then decides to walk calmly and quietly back over to the PG part of the battlefield. Once there, she takes a look at the device she took out from behind her eye, apparently irritated by something about it. Namely, the fact that it isn't working as she intended. She decides that there's only really one way to get the darn thing fixed up properly, since she doesn't feel like she has all of the necessary tools to do so just yet. And, hey, this way she might be able to get something more out of it?
Of course he must live. He is the best man, and he cannot be allowed to die.
First, I casually make the wall around Danny Devito untargetable. By that I mean it becomes part of his body as a shield modifier and cannot interact with him in any other way. It therefore cannot be pushed on to him, because it is already on him. As such what DCCCV just pushed was actually Danny Devito. Which means that whoever that woman in a nice suit just tried to break down into bone meal was probably Danny_Devito, who is just a player of the game that unfortunately happened to log on for the first time in several months just now in exactly the spot Danny Devito was just standing.
Man, I feel bad for the guy. He just wanted to play some Terraria. Instead he just got to watch his avatar get its skull bored through and then beaten to a bloody bone pulp. Poor Danny_Devito. He's been traumatized for life by the grisly 3D, HD death animation. You know what, I feel so bad for him, I'm going to report. That's right, the lady in a nice suit is reported to the server owners. Sadly that does nothing, so I have to take matters into my own hands.
>Take matters into your own hands
That's what I just said, yes.
>So do it
Okay.
>Now
I activate my Pocket Watch of Ages, rewinding just a few moments before the woman's actions. Then, using my Spacey Fancy Pants, I switch the scalpel in her hand for a pencil. So, she carves a hole in her head with a pencil. However, the pencil is not any ordinary pencil. This is a mechanical pencil. But, this is no ordinary mechanical pencil either, no sir. This is a mechanical pencil filled with C4. Yet this is no ordinary mechanical pencil filled with C4, you see. This is a mechanical pencil filled with Void Dress Jacket enhanced C4 that will cause an implosion at detonation. And still, this is no ordinary mechanical pencil filled with Void Dress Jacket enhanced C4 that will cause an implosion at detonation. In fact, this is a mechanical pencil filled with Void Dress Jacket enhanced C4 that will cause an implosion at detonation that instantly burrows into her brain and detonates. This special pencil is so enhanced by my Void Dress Jacket (renamed because of my aforementioned mask transformation) that it transfers the woman in a nice suit to the void.
But this is no ordinary corner of the void, my dear gentleman. This, my good sir, is the soup store.
Here the woman is forever stuck within an infinite retail store with aisle after aisle of expired soup. But, not just any ordinary soup.
Then the nearest soup can explodes. Then the entire stack of soup cans, then the row, then the aisle, then the entire store.
Which is to say the woman in a nice suit is trapped in an infinite explosion for this turn, preventing her from going anywhere near Danny Devito or my new friend Danny_Devito.
...Then Danny_Devito logs off after seeing what a weirdo wasteland his favorite server has become.
>But wait, there's more
Indeed there is! For you see, I cannot let this entire defense rest on the presence of a single pencil, no matter how special that pencil is. No, this calls for much more. In order to save Danny Devito for sure, I send him on a cruise. I cannot heal him, but I can completely remove him from any chance of being hit this turn at all, until we have fortified the trash man more. His passive will still be active while on this fabulous cruise, but his health and shields will be safe. So where is he going, you might ask? Well that's a stupid question, because the answer is everywhere! He'll enjoy an all expenses paid cruise through the inside of the Green Sun itself, safely transported by our specially hired team of First Guardians, all experienced guards as well. After that, or perhaps before as the timeline for the trip is entirely randomized to prevent being followed by seedy characters like women in nice suits and other inter-universal threats, he will visit the beaches of a infinite number of planets. Also on the list are every major city across every country on every continent on every planet in every system in every galaxy in every universe in the multiverse; every natural wonder in said multiverse, from improbable rock formations, to beautiful nebula formations, to impossible creatures; and the strangest and most beautiful works of eldritch art in the void. On the way back he'll get to meet all of his favorite characters from every show he ever enjoyed.
>Yet more
Oh yes, while this lasts, I go ahead and cover some more bases. If the woman in a nice suit catches that I swapped in the special pencil while she was about to carve open her head, I take the opportunity provided by her reacting to that to knock her off her feet. In one smooth move I pull out a heat ray from my fedora and in the rest of that motion I twist and point the resulting line of death across both her wrists. I ignore the machine, if she somehow managed to get it out, but I continue burning off her legs to prevent any possible attack on Danny Devito. I then swap it out for the Terra Blade and dice up her appendages before preparing to block any attempt at a surprise strike.
>Again
And if there's no opportunity to knock her off her feet, I simply wave my Gloves of Mind and, with the assistance of my Literally Magic Coattails, I invert her perception of direction and divert all neural (that includes electrical) signals such that signals to each muscle are shuffled, preventing all motion. Then I pull out a Daedalus Stormbow and take as many potshots as I can before the effects wear off. The repeated arrows push her off to the distance to the point where it pins her to a distant wall, far from Danny Devito. I switch out the Stormbow for an Adamantine Repeater and open fire. The machine gun fire rips open enough wounds to let out the rest of the mechanical components in her body and destroy and every one, so they cannot be used against me or my friends.
>This
Is for Danny Devito.
If all the previous somehow failed due to unforeseen power, I reveal something--I'm not acting alone. The atmosphere erupts into blue flames as a million satellites fall from orbit. Each one follows every person attempting to attack Danny Devito at any point this turn. Another million stay in orbit to target any possible aggressor from any possible angle, be it from space or the ground. With each second, thousands of orbital strikes tear apart the battlefield in order to protect Danny Devito. Meanwhile I make sure that any inter-dimensional or timeline shifting attacks attempt to surprise me by increasing my perception past all conceptual limits with my Spacey Fancy Pants, Gloves of Mind, and Void Dress Jacket. I even check to make sure no attacks come from underground or on the subatomic levels.
>This
Is for my friends.
Of course, all of that is silly. Someone will always find a creative way to counter a defense given time, and the people here are particularly good at it. However, there are ways to buffer against some creativity. That is, all of meticulous attempts to counter any possible action from the woman in a nice suit this turn (except for the cruise, he still gets that sweet cruise) actually goes into fueling Danny Devito's shield. This is to protect him from each and every attack this turn and next.
And just to be sure, I'm going all in. I am now body guarding Danny Devito with vulnerability. Any attack will hit me first.
Alchemy:
Whip || ((((A Rotten Egg || Rock of Ages (this is a level 10 enchant, just to make determining the level easier) == The Egg Timer) && Bomb of Absolute Concatenated Overpowered Nullification == Ill Timed Breakfast) && Miniature Green Sun == Green Eggs and Bam) && (Ruby ++ Time == Time Crystal) && (Emerald ++ Space == Distortion Gem)) = Dominion [Level 25 4/26]
The Monado III (Xenochronicles) && Windshear (Skyrim) && Biggoron sword (Ocarina of Time) && Lightsaber = CitruShears [Level 14, 13/15]
(A black and purple umbrella || [Laser Gun || (Fission Reactor && Fusion Reactor && Miniature Star && Fusion Bomb)] && x5 Remote Controlled Attack Drone && Jetpack) = Doombrella [Level 25 10/26]
In that case ==> Rapier || (Quantum Computer && Schrödinger's Cat && Quantum Foam (I'd recommend looking this part up) && Neutron Degenerate Matter) = Reality-Ravaging Rapier [Level 20 3/21]
Charged Inventory:
The Living Flame: Hot Pants II; Fireblast IIIII; Smokescreen ()()()()(); Immolate ()()(; Raging Inferno IIIIIIII (); Conflagration IIIIIIIIIIII (Raging Inferno MUST BE USED!); Information on attacks will be provided here on turns TLF is used. It otherwise grants small fire-based damage bonuses to attacks where applicable (ie. melee strikes).
Charges:
23/100
4/50 Keyboard Cat
24/50 Countered
Assists (Currently working on Pionochain):
+1 @Sirplop, +2 @ConsumerOfAll (I gave you a +2 in my last post I think you missed)
The Power Glove || Small Gear from mechanus && Sacred Stone && Control Matrix && Quantum Computer && Keys of the Stars && Pienal of Warpidio = Chirotheca Dominatus (Level 25: 16/26)
Current Inventory: Pocket Dimension
Pocket Dimension: Inventory And Protection (Clothing that both holds items and keeps the wearer safe) (Equipped)
Final Resort: Go Out With A Smile (Kamikaze style) (Inactive)
Explosive Ammo M2 Browning (wepon) (Equipped)
If I'm allowed to give out assists for each post, then +3 to Goldenready. If it's only per turn, then no assists granted.
The woman in a nice suit, just before the pen would have made contact with her head, suddenly pauses. She knows something is off. She can feel it. Someone's done something, and what she was holding originally has not stayed consistent with what she thought it was. Namely, instead of a scalpel, she noticed she's holding a pencil, and it doesn't look like it would be very good of her to use that as a method of getting out the device she needs. Thus, the pencil is immediately discarded without a second thought, a scalpel once again in hand so she can continue as she intended. Thanks to the pencil not having been used on her skull, there isn't a possible way for it to have detonated and blown open her brain, and thus there is also no conceivable way she could've been killed and sent to any form of afterlife, let alone one made of limitless explosive soup cans. Thus, she's already managed to evade that unfortunate fate simply by being, you know, aware of her surroundings unlike the obliviousness that her assailant perhaps assumed she would have. But, of course, if it were that easy, I wouldn't have to go on any further, right? And yet you can already see further text down below.
Of course there was a contingency plan in case she'd managed to evade the first potential route of unfortunate and untimely death. But the trick with the scalpel being swapped out for a pen has made her wary. The attempt to knock her off her feet is met with her leaping backwards and rolling out of the way, twirling the new scalpel in one hand and eyeing up the one who made an attempt on her life carefully. Then, she prepares to engage in battle with them, slipping the cuffs of her suit sleeves down over her wrists just before the heat ray could strike, the space at the point of impact rippling and shuffling as the suit does what it can to hold back the constant ray. Namely, projecting a constant layer of spatial manipulation to divert the heat ray out into the open air, somewhere where the temperature wouldn't be able to damage the suited woman's wrists. Her legs prove to be even more resistant, given that there's more of her suit in the way down there, giving her a nice thick layer of protection from the chance of the heat ray being able to burn her... and yet, despite that, the Terra Blade being brought out manages to quite visibly draw blood when it strikes against her suit, apparently having managed to pierce through her defense just enough to cause at least some injury to her. Far from slicing off her limbs, but it's still something, and she looks quite alarmed that she got hurt, and that her defensive measure isn't as good as she believed it would be. Still, she's in fighting condition...
"It broke through...? No matter. I still stand. Engietech's finest do not go down so easily."
She frowns. Time to deal with the mental manipulation of the Gloves of Mind. She ends up resorting to the only thing she can think of while under the distorted views and perceptions that it inflicted on her, namely, covering herself as best as she can with the spatial protection of her nice suit, helping keep her safe from the storm of Daedalus Stormbow shots while she retreats away from them. Bit by bit, she ends up losing ground as predicted from having to back up to avoid being hit by any of the incoming arrows, carefully making sure to sacrifice as little ground as possible to prolong the potential for her to run out of room to dodge with. Eventually, she ends up backed up against a wall, but nowhere near as far from Danny Devito as was assumed. Still, that means she's got less potential to get out of the way of the incoming fire from the repeater. However, one small detail. Repeaters fire arrows, not bullets. Thanks to the slow travel time of arrows, she's still got time to be able to defend herself despite the constant stream of projectiles heading her way. She puts that time to good use, dodging by sliding along the wall and letting the arrows strike against it instead, breaking them with her hands in case she needs more room and has to cover ground she already used up, even going as far to start catching the arrows mid-flight and throwing them away. Even so, given time, she'd eventually not be able to keep them all from striking blows against her. Her suit has already proven to have limits, thus she does what she can to protect herself further...
Namely, she tanks a few arrows to the chest while grabbing her current weapon of choice, then drowning out the repeater shots in a hailstorm of explosive bullets from her so-far-signature M2 Browning. Her mechanical augmentations remain safe thanks to the thick blanket of explosions protecting her from the sustained arrowfire of the repeater, shredding arrows mid-flight and ripping the air with the sheer explosive force being projected through it. Even so, she glances up once she realizes that there's one more element to this brief duel that she needs to be able to deal with. The millions of satellites. She doesn't personally feel as if she has the firepower to bring them down all on her lonesome, so she'll have to do the best she can do with the resources she has available. She'll have to handle things in a more defensive manner than she normally would.
The woman in a suit, on her own, does not have defensive abilities that amount to very much. However, she is, as she stated, one of Engietech's finest. And that means what little she has is gonna be plenty more than enough for her. She concentrates hard. The suit she's wearing suddenly flares out, space warping around her in wild and chaotic manners, a storm of dimensional mess that manages to keep the area around her clear of satellites, redirecting them so they end up going nowhere near her, slamming into scenery and people that aren't herself at complete random. With that defense active, she only has one thing left to do. One thing to make this right, and figure out a way to make it work.
In the middle of the super cruise that Danny Devito has been sent on, despite the ridiculous measures taken to guard him from any and all harm that could come to him, the security that really should not have been used to such a degree for the sake of a single man of relatively low importance in the way it was, Danny Devito, the real one, the genuine trashman himself... suddenly drops dead from what appears to be a naturally-caused cardiac arrest. Of course, there are absurd degrees of speculation, people slinging accusations left and right as to what could have broken through security and managed to kill him in a way that seemed so natural, but yet so specific that it had to be a planned assassination. Plots turn nasty, people start backstabbing each other, and it's all a horrific, terrifying mess. But the simple truth of the matter?
All the protection in the world can't save a guy from his own failing health.
Battleaxe && This is Real Sticky Note = The One True Battleaxe 10/10 Done.
[[Bucket && Magazine] && AK-47 = Bucket Gun 10/11
420 Blazington && Illuminati Confirmed Meme Picture && Freemasons Buisness Card = Scoped Illuminator 6/11
(Cyberius Crescendo || Battleaxe) && Can of Judgement = Lawform Antivirus Smasher 2/18
The One True Battleaxe ++ Holy = Enlightened Axe 1/11
This weapon has reached an enlightened state of weaponry. Normal people would be vaporized at the mere sight of this thing but thankfully you guys are descendants.
-=Actions
I run up to Alpha and waggle my thumb in between my fingers at him.
"Got your nooooose!!!"
heheheheheheheheheheheheheh
No, but seriously.
I have your nose.
...it's kinda weird.
...
Wait a minute...
Because you don't have a nose, you can't taste well at all...
...WHICH MEANS YOU CAN'T ENJOY FOOOOODDDDDDDDD.
(Hint: This is the ultimate showdownvictory)
-=Alchemies
Dunestrider's Sunback && Eternity's Tremor == Dunestrider's Tremor, of the Original Name (Lvl. 18, 12/19) (cloak) [EE] -- 5% chance to nullify damage dealt by an entity to equipped entity.
Artificial Guardian Reconstruction: N/A
You craft the alchemy, and give it the tag [EE] (Entity Equipment). The player may not use this alchemy normally, and may only equip it to an entity of their choice (maybe only under their control - I dunno; YOU DECIDE!). Once it is equipped, that entity gains the properties of the alchemy equipped. Equipped alchemies cannot be moved off of entities unless that entity dies. Once it does, the alchemy returns to it's creators inventory, and must be "reshaped" - You can't put a dragon's chestplate onto a giant floating boat and expect it to fit properly.
This gives a way of -slightly- upgrading old entities with newer stuff.
*NOTE* Equipments shouldn't make anything unbeatable - just gives them some more abilities beyond their base creation.
Example:
Bottled Dragonfire && Gauntlet == Dragonspitter [EE] (Lvl. 10 - 0/11) - This could give an entity a fire-attack ability.
Reshape: Dragonspitter [EE] (Lvl. 10 - 0/5)
Reshaping an Equipment takes lvl / 2 charge time rounded up.
Inventory
+1 to Piono, +1 to Darkside, and +1 to Abe
(psst, trickle, i know i have three charge slots but i had no ideas for the other two)
I finally have time and idea for action.
ACTION
Hmmm. *thinking so much my head becomes REALLY hot*
I know! The solution is water. And salt. Because water + salt = saltwater. And salt + water also = saltwater. Water on computer = dead computer. Saltwater conducts electricity more than normal water. Then saltwater on computer = more dead computer faster. Also plant + too much salt = dead plant. Computers don't like hot. Plants don't like hot too.
I take a pool of water and add so much salt I can't add more. Then I put my head which is still hot into the pool, partially to make it hot and partially to avoid permanent brain damage. Now I have a hot saltwater pool. I pour it at both the MEGA-GOLEM and the Platerror.
Alchemy (I'll post this every post despite the fact I have to increment it once every round)
1. First slot:
Zombie arm && A Little Bit Of Necromantic Energy = The Hand of the Damned (Level 5) (4/6)
Summons three very low HP zombies which deal moderate damage. 2. Second slot:
(Coins -> Wizard = Crystal Orb) && Gunpowder && Twilight dye = Shadow Orb (Level 5) (5/6)
Fires an explosive shadowy orb which detonates on impact dealing AoE damage. 3. Third slot:
Illegal gun parts && Lost memories && Eraser = Memory gun (Level 10) (3/11)
Deals some-but-not-so-much-but-again-not-so-few damage and applies confusion. Has a chance to instead wipe the memory of an entity and make it [AG]. 4. Fourth slot:
Nothing so far.
Charges:
1. Toon World 2/50 You'll see. It's a reference. Tip: It'll be a summon unlike any others
2. Awkward chant 2/50 Tis' an attack
3. Let's play a game, step 1: Making a deck (Cards 0/60, Game: World of Warcraft TCG) 0/very, Very, VERY much
I won't play games with you on this one (Hehe sorry, I had to say it). Here's an explanation for "Let's play a game":
Mechanics and rules:
When the charge is complete, the PG side has to create their hero, which will be a powerful entity despite being zero charged. It is the character that must not be destroyed or PGs lose the game.
The reward for win is keeping the entity. It's treated then as if it was more-than-50-charged.
Both heroes have life divisible by 100,000 and not more than 3,000,000.
While in the game heroes have their HP divided by 100,000.
PGs can introduce their entities into the game. In fact, it introduces only a card counterpart of the entity, which has it's HP reduced to a 2 or 1 digit number based on it's strength and Trickle's (or mine if I get to handle this) thought. I'll call these counterparts 'card entities'.
Cards over rules (What's written on cards has more power than what's written in rules).
Turns are alternated and EOTB marks the end of a turn like so:
My turn
EOTB
PG turn
EOTB
My turn and so on
I am the only AG side player. I have a deck composed of 60 cards and on each turn I can play one resource card (mana) and pay mana to play cards
In one turn PGs can:
Put into play one card entity with strength relevant to the turn number or two weaker ones
Attack with card entities who have been in play at least since last EOTB
Not attack with any number of entities to cast the same exact number of spells which strength is determined by creature's strength (and trickle or me if I get to handle this)
I'll complete that over time.
I know it's too complicated but please trickle let it be i really love TCGs I could handle this of you don't want to/can't
Tetrahellatus: 73/450
Senator Shrek: 30/50
Orbital Base Deployment: 16/40
Clod Launcher && Large Nano Shotgun= ??? (0/???)
Gryazev-Shipunov GSh-6-30 && The complete list of all the books written by Trotsky && The Communist Manifesto && Size Reducer= Permanent Revolution (Level 17, 7/18)
I cause Planterror to become addicted to video games. I make it play grindy MMORPGs and other online games that have poor balancing, excessive grinding, or both. This should kill Planterror because of the sheer salt.
Slot 1
Glitchy USB From A Different Timeline && (Standard Battle Android && Glitch Essence) && (Corrupster USB && HxD USB) && MetaCuil Abstraction Device = Battle Gynoid EXE 5.0.7 (Level 22, 11/23)
A girl who may or may not be oddly familiar to some of you, upgraded and in battle android form. In a still coherent looking but glitchy form, she seems to be able to corrupt anything she wills into glitching into something entirely different. She can also be meta as heck. Slot 2
Ace of Swords Card && Hungry Node && ME 16384k Storage Cell && Spellcard Template = Ace of Swords 「Digitizer」 (Level ?, 6/?) (+1 from Pricey, +3 from SilentStorm)
A Rider-Waite Ace of Swords card. It stays perfectly flat regardless of any force applied to it. When it hits anything with sufficient force, it sucks in matter around it and stores it as data, which can be read with any matter-data conversion tool. Slot 3
Kagerou (Kantai Collection) Figurine && Standard Battle Android && Quadruple Cord Attachment Points && ((SPAMR Launcher (MineFactory Reloaded) && Chemical Thrower (Immersive Engineering)) && (Double Compressed Torcherino (Torcherino) && Augment: Space-Time Flux Unifier (Thermal Expansion) && Overclocker Upgrade (IndustrialCraft^2))) = Battle Gynoid Kagerou (Level 25, 11/26)
A 1:1 scale gynoid of Kagerou from Kantai Collection. In addition to her standard weapons in her remodeled form, she has four fully controllable cords extending from her back that can connect to various weapons, one of which is permanently connected to a rocket launcher that fires chemical-spraying rockets. I don't even know how she stays upright, she just does. Slot 4
Ibuki Mioda (Super Danganronpa 2) Figurine && Standard Battle Android && (Electric Guitar && SCP-219) && 10x USB Port Array && ((Energy Condenser (Equivalent Exchange 2) && Metal Former: Wire) && Handless Robotic Left Arm) = Battle Gynoid Ibuki Mioda (Level 20, 11/21)
A 1:1 scale gynoid of Ibuki Mioda from Super Danganronpa 2. Her left hand is missing, in its place a large amount of wires of all types that she can extrude infinitely at will. Connected by a fully controllable wire next to a series of inset USB ports on her right shoulder is a custom electric guitar, which can produce resonant frequencies of literally any material and even multiple materials at once and direct them at a specific point. She also can stay upright despite having several meters of wire and an electric guitar attached to her. Don't ask how.
Charges Project Factory (17/100)
Project Nuke/Main.java (18/50)
Project Animebot Replacement Service/vocaloid/YuzukiYukariV4.java (8/50)
+3 JOEbob Project Factory Bid - REMINDER THAT PROJECT FACTORY IS STILL A THING!!! GIVE ME YOUR ASSISTS IF YOU WANT STUFF!
Cyanogynist (22)
Pricey12345 (20)
Battlefury13 (12)
teag2 (6)
Hezetor (5)
SilentStorm (3)
Feel free to bid when editing your posts. I will edit them into this post.
Enerald whacks Danny with the edgy sword that is Darkscslibur
(Glowstick&&Lightsaber)&& Master Sword && Heavy Claw (EBF) = Explosive Laser Sword Gun Thing. 10/13
It's a Heavy Cannon thing, with a lightsaber bayonet attacked. Simple enough.
(Sword||Spellbook=Runic Blade)&&(Shield||Pureed Diety=Shield of Divinity)=The Magic Yin-Yang: 4/16
It's a set consisting of a Sword enchanted with Arcane Magic, and a shield imbued with Divine Energy
A sword && Something that's not a sword = Random Object-Throwing Sword: 4/11
It's a sword that has the ability to create random objects from itself. After being used, the random object disappears
Blood: 380,000 (310,000 + 70,000 from borgkill [he had that much HP]) Dreams: "online"
|slot one| Dream of Hilarity - Gain "Feeling Funny" buff, or give the buff to someone else, which gives you/ally a 33% dodge rate for two turns. 6 turn cooldown.| (source: benevolent clowns) on cooldown, 2 turns left.
|Slot two| empty|
|Slot three| empty|
|Slot four| empty|
Foodman 2 20/20 +1 W32 D O N E = )
steffan 19/40
7/7 ? +2 W32 USING!
NEW: huh? 1/?
Fred... 1/?
alright, Lets do dis.
Foodman 2 + Giving JOE a lot of money (from consumer) combine to be 44 charges. the charges convert into the energy of creation and crackle once, changing nearby vines into random objects, before floating down to my hand. I catch the energy
*a wisp of cyan light has formed. it looks like just one or two good hits will be enough to end it. its energy feels like godmodding, but... somehow not. Light of Creation 2/2 HP 1/3 me 1/5 Myself 1/7 I
and walk to zerikek. the energy envelopes my hand, and I press it to zerikek's forhead. Zerkek transforms! Creation of light of kekreation:
Light of Kekreation 5/5 HP 1/3 me 1/5 Myself 1/7 I
Entity order: use hex of nickname on wall if still alive, else danny devito! "change" name to canovivibe the canoe king. if both are dead, nickname self.
any excess charge (probably about 4?) will go to boosting my blood ritual use later this post.
? Activates. a massive wall frame appears around danny devito. it will block all attacks on him. A Wall
100,000/150,000 HP wall 0 ATK.
+3 consumer
celestial mirror && blood dagger && JOEs perception crystal && soulshard katana && technosoulblade ==TechnoRelease blade level 25 13/26
Gaia metal(earth-infused metal) && Liquid air(a special magical type of air) && Phoenix Flame(special fire) && Elemental Water(self explanatory) || Void Seed (void corrupts stuff) = Corruption of light lvl 12 4/13
((Gaia metal || mech frame) ++ machinery) && (Computer && time warp core ++cooling ++intelligence && assorted future tech &&Three laws of robotics = Post-singularity superintelegence )) || assembly line ++ balancing = Robotic Robotic robot assembly line assembly line lvl 20 4/21
whew, now for normal actions
hahaha no.
I swap from Dreams of Questionable Canonicity to Blood Claw for free using 'all friends here' [i think i called it that], deactivating the dream system. L. of creation better not die before I swap back!
I proceed to use >Blood ritual: use blood to upgrade yourself. stronger. faster. better.
bloodstains around the field glow bright red and start to levitate, coagulated or not. they fly to me and convert to energy. this is the blood I have gathered. much of it, explosively.
...
the blood coats my body and glows brighter, brighter, shining too bright to see. a bolt of white lightning strikes from the heavens. the realm reeks of vengeance.
the glow fades and I'm there, as before. however, 370,000 Blood has vanished into nothing, and there are 6 transparent wings on my back. DETAILS OF 370,000 blood upgrade!
Blood wing X 2 20,000/20,000 HP slowly generates a shield for all the wings
White wing X 2 15,000/15,000 HP generates one White unit a round each. white units can boost damage.
Bone Wing X1 10,000/10,000 HP 1/4 skeleton wall protects me and my wings
Plant wing X1 0/0 HP unkillable 1/7 Regrow wings regrows all wings.
this isn't done yet- these are just the beginning. end of 370,000 Blood upgrade
I then use Personality switch, removing my last 10,000 blood and returning dreams of questionable canonicity, deactivating Blood heal, weaponry from hexahedron, Blood ritual, and Improvise. NOW for my normal action. I walk over to MEGA-GOLEM's weaker fist and start to stomp on it. this deals 0 damage. I then headbutt it. 0 damage. i then cast polymorph: object on it, which somehow works. it turns into a guy. I gasp in shock and leap forwards, whacking it with the blunt end of the soulshardpoweredsword, and knock them unconscious. I proceed to warp space, ending up in a room with a bed and a ton of blankets and 3 long soft pillows. I warp reality, changing the blankets to function as if soil and the soft pillows to consecrated soil. I levitate the blankets off the bed and toss the fist-man on it, before tossing blankets on it, one at a time. after a few minutes, the man awakens and starts to struggle his way out, so I stab him in the head. I finish pilings things on, and wait for microbes to devour him.
... All Is Quiet. ... after some time, theres a stirring in the pile. what? he should be dead! the fist-man starts to climb out of the pile, shifting blankets and such. I grab a nearby pillow off the pile and prepare. his head pokes out and I swing, before slipping on a dish rug and barely managing to nick his head. the man stumbles and gives me a chance toregain my balance.
I take it and ready myself. the man regains his balance and stands fully out of the pile, and I gasp! its a zombie! his torso is eroded and stuff.
still, my will is "iron" ["actually soft pillow but this zombies weak"[my wills probably not that weak but eh]] and I toss the pillow, which soars through the air and whams into the zombies face. the consecrated soil properties weaken it and the zombie starts to fall down. not one to let go of an opportunity, I jump forwards, grabbing the pillow still stuck to the zombies face, and mash the A button the pillow into the back of its head. the zombie goes down!
I quickly start grabbing blankets and shovel them on him, one after another, but it barely takes the zombie 20 seconds to regain "consciousness", and it starts to climb out of the pile. again. I grab the nearest pillow and prepare. the zombie pokes its hand out and I leap on that part of the pile. the hand changes from just outstretched to the universal sign of "eff U good sir.". that is, an extended middle finger with most of the others disintegrated.
the zombie scrambles around and i remember that I'm not all that heavy.
this memory is brought forth by the zombie pulling itself up despite my weight. I soar back and skid across the apparently hardwood floor of the room before grabbing the nearest medium-sized blanker (like .5 M squared) with telekinesis, pulling it towards me. I then run forwards with blanket at my side and a consecrated pillow in my hand, and swing hard at the zombie!
its learned and raises its hand to block the pillow. not one to be deterred and with some experience in pillow-fighting, I hold the pillows impact-end (the side that hit the zombie) in place with my left hand and grab the side i swung by with my right, then proceed to mash the X button? the pillow into the zombies face. the zombie stumbles back towards the bed and gets struck by a ball of brilliantly glowing life energy
and
and gets struck by perceptual bursts
and
and feels the world shatter
and
and
and
and I leap towards him [ huh, that was weird] and overHEad sMASh him with the pillow, but his left hand blocks the blow. I turn and swing again. he blocks it with his right arm, but the momentum causes to turn instead of stoping and the pillow strikes him in the back. the zombie staggers again and I whack him back with the pillow, back to the bed, but he's still upright! the blanket from oh-so-long-ago flys forward and whacks it in the face. the zombie can't see and goes down. I toss blankets on it again while saying "Stay down!" and it is buried.
...
It. Gets. Back. Up!
why won't it Tomatoing stay down?
the zombie... sigh... gets up and claws its way from the pile. I don't know where its coming from and it claws my leg. Drat! ______/\___ ____V
??? ??? in another world, at a circumstantially simultaneous "time", a person fights his friend in a game, with pillows. this person decides their friend is being too un-killable and bulls up "life-energy charged pillow smash" in hopes of it doing something. the friend proceeds to say it has annihilated its arm. the first guy is happy! ______/\___ ____V ??? ??? the JOE sense his alternate self and gathers life energy into the pillow, waiting for the zombie to rise. he proceeds to swing, HARD, with the gathered life energy. the zombies arm disintegrates. This attack SpLiTs In TwO fOr TiMe ReAsOnS.
Overkill goes to healing the dannydevito wall, then goes to megagolem head.
Okay, first off - you summon the Light of Kekreation! It has five very loosely Godmodder-like HP, so bring it down using creative attacks.
Secondly, the Wall is summoned. Unfortunately, it will only have 100,000 HP, as 150,000 is far too much for a seven-post entity, even if it has no attack at all.
Thirdly, you do all of that and summon a bunch of wings and stuff.
Wow, that attack was something.
Something I don't understand. Heh.
Store notice:
Guess what guys! I'm a Beta+ Godmodder now, my shop is no longer selling artifacts, instead, I'm selling Terror mobs. Thanks to the status of Beta+ that I have obtained this round, I can do that now. No more overly complicated artifacts, now you just get slightly gimmicky but dangerously powerful entities instead. If you want to get one of the super complicated artifacts or a different result from the 50, just let me know and I will make a note to give you something different for your 50.
50/???
22/50 for the whirlwind
9/50 for pantslife
Elements' Malice AND status effect amplifier 11/15
Mass Dream-struction AND infinite duplicator rack = Perpetual Lucidity 5/18
Thirty Birds with One Stone AND Exterminatus Bomb = Thirty Birds with One Exploding Freakin' Stone 5/21
+1 to goldenready, nemean lion and pricey
Brownstone Dust AND Adamanthrillium = Bronzethrillium 3/6
Brownstone Dust: despite being a rather dull shade of brown, it combines thte functionality of redstone dust and glowstone, shining bright enough to be a proper light source at the same time it powers electrical and pseudo-electrical devices.
Adamanthrillium: Another super metal, with the combined strength of mithril and adamantium. Pretty straightforward.
Bronzethrillium: Its function is pretty straightforward. It can power machines like redstone, light things up like glowstone, and do whatever mithril and adamantium can do. Except, using the power of HIGH LEVEL COMBOBs, it has advanced machine dismantling due to its redstone side fusing with high power and some control over flame, due to advanced glowstone.
Bid progress: (note, if you have more than 50 points here, you will only have 50 subtracted from your score. If nobody has more than 15 points, NOBODY wins)
darkside: 62
Cyan: 60
Sirplop: 23
Pricey: 21
nemean lion: 18
Abeneautmal: 17
Redstone: 15
Goldenready: 15
battlefury: 5
kelvin: 1
I'm really tired at the moment, so no super cool attack, instead I just take my godmodding and super charge energies all up in one massive knot, which I twist in the air over my head. I then throw this knot at the MEGA GOLEM's head, which finds itself tangled up in the knots.
I then activate the knot, which begins spinning rapidly, tumbling the head all about on the interior, taking damage every time it bashes up against the highly caustic edges.
And then I get bored of writing this attack and just have the whole thing explode.
Crack The Sky: /3/3\ Jormungandr/Destiny's Call: <5/5> The Queener: [2/5] The Infinity Edge: {4/4} USED! Runes Stored: no Chorus Mortis: (4/4)
+3 to CobaltShade
Shield of the Godslayer [GS]: 45/100
Revenge of the Mercenary System [LEVELING SYSTEM]: 34/50
The Second Verse [SR]: 1/50
T.I.M.E. F.C.U.K. (Level 10) && Meta Titan Essence = C.A.N.O.N. F.C.U.K (Level 22) (16/23) Stands for Corrupted reAlity NavigatOr's Nuclear First-Class regorillaery Kit. Basicaly the TIME FCUK but on steroids, and does the opposite of ungorillaing time now.
Defective Game Grid Token (KoL) || FDKOL Fire Axe (KoL) = Grid-Axe of Loathing (Level 14) (6/15)
You acquire an effect: Video... Games? (duration: 5 Adventures)
Stack of Empty Bullets || (Silver Bar && Wood && Hard-Light Plating && Kryptonite Ingot && Yellow (don't ask why) && Vin Diesel (again, don't ask why) && AIDS = Multi-Purpose Bullets (Level 23) (4/24)
It revolutionizes the world of bullets; made from silver, wood, light, Kryptonite, yellow, Vin Diesel, and, most importantly, AIDS. Too many times have people been shot only to recover and live a full life. Multi-purpose bullets will bring that to an end. These bullets can stop vampires, werewolves, evil sentient shadows, Green Lantern, and Superman...if they so happen to exist and so happen to be attacking you or you so happen to be hunting them. Also, you can throw them if you don't have a gun, as they have explosive tips.
(Greater Knowledge Titan Essence && Ultimate Wad (KoL)) && Tai Lopez Splinter Timeline Soul Cluster && Essence of Lamborghinis && Essence of Memes && (Package of Explodium && Hot cluster (KoL)) || (Meteor Staff || Spell Tome && Time Magic = Meteoric Adaptive Spelltome) = Wrath of the Lamborghini (Level ?) (2/?)
A tome that summons exploding Lamborghinis from the sky. Also contains KNAWLEDGE, and lots of it.
--Spellthief (SUMMONED)
HP: 420,000
Attack: 30,000
Active: Sappin' Mah Knawledge - Up to 10 charges stored. Can copy one active and passive ability. For actives, 1 charge used per 1 charge on the active. For passives, 1-5 charges used based on the passive's intensity (the GM decides). The copied abilities can be swapped out with other ones of the same types.
Passive: Greater Focus - While not attacking or using Sappin' Mah Knawledge, the Spellthief gets double charge speed for Sappin' Mah Knawledge.
Passive: Salt Level Stabilization - Sappin' Mah Knawledge can't copy Skirmish Maneuvers entities' actives and passives.
---- Entity Actions: Spellthief and Venuzcopter tag-team Planterror.
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Fade pulls out a pair of TropeCo extra-strength shipping goggles out of his backpack, and wears them. He watches Roxxanne, Alicia, Paranoid, and Zack's interactions using the Replay system, and prepares for someting.
Fade pops in next to Zack. "Calm the eff down bro. As long as you're not Unsung, you won't be a candidate for the next african-american. Clearly you have Descendancy, so you're safe."
He pops out, then reappears next to Roxxanne. "Apparently, immediately before I went here, you basically said that you wanted Alicia. Oh, the shippers are gonna take that out of context real hard. Which ship name do you like more, Alicianne, or Orocia?"
He reappears next to Alicia. "Apparently, immediately before I went here, Roxxanne said that if she were of age, she'd be all over ya. Luckily, this grey guy I just stumbled upon has a couple of time alchemies. Which do you like more, Alicianne, or Orocia?"
He reappears next to Paranoid. "And so, Roxxanoid was born. Roxxy was always the center of attention."
And finally, next to Xtrullor. "CAN Y(/)U HELP A gorilla (/)UT AND JUST ST(/)P? I CAN FEEL THE TUM(/)RS GR(/)WING (/)N MY BACK. THIS IS CANCER."
Xtrullor slaps the shipping goggles of Fade's face-analogue. "Jeez. It's not my fault. I've spent most of my life on Tumblr: the Planet. Shipping always comes naturally for me."
----
The Earthheart pops an Earthen Avatar to the Flesh Golem.
Xtrullor casually slashes the Damage Seed off the Flesh Golem with the Infinity Edge, infinite times. Overkill goes to the Mega-Golem's weaker fist.
Xtrullor tosses Canovivibe a Psy-Godmodder plushie, then it suddenly hits itself with it. And it explodes in its face.
----
My inventory, project and Arena Cue can be found here.
50k temporary HP granted to the Flesh Golem via Earthheart's ability!
Xtrullor knocks off one canoe off of Canovivibe! ...That was a mouthful.
Damage Seed slashed off instantly! Good going, the Flesh Golem would've definitely bit the dust otherwise.
Is that a JoJo reference? :^)
Holy crap, Di, your memes are getting worse by the minute. Stick to being an edgy facsimile of a teen boy.
Whatever. I hate you all anyway. I'm gonna go listen to MCR or Fallout Boy or something.
The young man decides he needs to do whatever it takes. He runs towards Danny DeVito with a Dagger of (Relatively) Pure Iron. If he somehow gets past the barrier, he stabs Danny in the shoulder with it. If he encounters the barrier, then he switches to the Entropic Sword to attack the barrier.
The Bowling Ball was my fifth Infuser Alchemy, so I assume it was instantly completed.
Alchemy 1: Dagger of (Relatively) Pure Iron ~~~ Loom == Hemalurgist's Hood (Level 0, 1/1)
Blood: 0+? Dreams: online
|slot one| Dream of Hilarity - Gain "Feeling Funny" buff, or give the buff to someone else, which gives you/ally a 33% dodge rate for two turns. 6 turn cooldown.| (source: benevolent clowns) on cooldown, 2 turns left.
|Slot two| empty|
|Slot three| empty|
|Slot four| empty|
steffan 20/40
huh? 2/?
Fred... 2/?
+3 consumer
celestial mirror && blood dagger && JOEs perception crystal && soulshard katana && technosoulblade ==TechnoRelease blade level 25 14/26
Gaia metal(earth-infused metal) && Liquid air(a special magical type of air) && Phoenix Flame(special fire) && Elemental Water(self explanatory) || Void Seed (void corrupts stuff) = Corruption of light lvl 12 5/13
((Gaia metal || mech frame) ++ machinery) && (Computer && time warp core ++cooling ++intelligence && assorted future tech &&Three laws of robotics = Post-singularity superintelegence )) || assembly line ++ balancing = Robotic Robotic robot assembly line assembly line lvl 20 5/21
the zombie growls in pain and steps back as I realise that i won't be able to repeat this trick for a while. I swing the pillow again, aiming for his unguarded right side, and the zombie-polymorph-fist-thing blocks it by raising his leg, the rascal! I mutter some unfriendly words about their mother and telekinisize another pillow to me. as it flys towards me, it slaps into the back of the zombie, tripping them up, and I seize the opertunity, hitting them straight-on to the head with the pillow.
their head snaps back and pulls their body with it, sending them sprawling onto the bed!
sadly, most of the blankets are under them,so I don't get a very good burial attempt off before they escape.
luckily, the microbes within the soil have eaten away further and weakened the zombie. I grab the blanket its standing on and pull as hard as I can...
doing nothing. I'm not really all that strong, physically...
I swing at them with the pillow and they grab it with their remaining hand, trying to keep me stuck. I let go of that pillow and swing with the other i brought to me earlier, hitting them in the head. they go down. again. for the "900th" time.
...buuut just like all the other times, they won't BRREEEEPin stay down!
they shamble back up before I can even start to bury them, and they've regrown their arm. already. they've only fallen twice since then!
I growl in anger and swing. they block the shot and go on the offensive, raking at my arm with their left hand [the one that just healed]. I yank the pillow back in rage, but this sends them closer to the door. panicked, I run in front of them and slam the door closed. ! !
____/\__ ___\/
looks like its recharged!
I Scream and the world shakes, my body momentarily flickering into that of my battlefield self, wings and all. the white wings solidify and burn with white fire, which courses through me into my head. I headbutt the zombie, white flames shooting everywhere, and send them tumbling back. they skid to a stop and I charge my pillow with life, slamming it into their head before they can react. the zombies head asploads. ...
the world shudders and the zombie is lieing on the bed instead, head intact but right leg almost missing. I shovel blankets on it quickly and prepare. the zombie quickly rises [how is its head intact again?] to an unsteady prech atop the loose pile of blankets and I swing at them, they move their arm to block but I shift the pillow down and it slams into their leg, which gives an unearthly creeeaaaak and snaps, and they fall, lieing spreadeagle on the ground and I slam the pillow into their head again and again, not bothering to cover them since they'll just rise again
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I suddenly see the world has shifted. the zombie is on the floor and there's no way I'll be able to drag him back to the bed, so I grab the consectrated pillows and place them to restrain him, then pile blankets on top. instinctually, i know that this will restrain the zombie indefinitely.
however, the zombie isn't dead. ... ...
____/\__ ___\/
in another world, at a circumstantially simultaneous "time", the persons friend infroms them of the situation.
____/\__ ___\/ ... ...
I recieve the information, and start to undo the burie-
...
I stop undoing the buriel and learn the Only. Reason. Its. Still. Alive, is I was saying bury instead of barry.
............................................
WHY!?!!?!?
Bary isn't even the right way to say it!
damage distribution: damage fist [either] until 50,000, if beyond 50,000 damage then heal danny's wall, if wall full, damage fists. if fists die, kill MEGAGOLEM head
I back away slowly, then much faster, staring fixed at the torus-like creature. The Wogly rotates right a quarter turn, then left three times around, and the area of the universe around it becomes just a bit less real. The Planterror is, unfortunately, still within the area the Wogly is eating away at. "Here? How here? Why would anything like that be here?" Wolgy Stats?
Durable: The Wogly is a living vessel for an infinite void, and also somewhat rubbery.
Hole in the World: While the Wogly is physically weak, and slow moving, it's quite terrifying for how it passively saps the integrity of those nearby, leaving them flimsy, and less 'real'. Any entity interacting with the Wogly, or especially the void inside the torus, risks suffering a debuff, becoming comparatively flimsy, or even outright imaginary.
==> Fight a safe distance from that empty thing
I just atop the MEGA-GOLEM's head, taking out a jackhammer, and powering it with the Storm Lord's Seal. "Despite what some would tell you all stones must be broken, someday."
Alchemiter:
Mourning Claws && Heliotrope Talons of Lightning= Claws of Somber Lightning (Level 15) 6/16
Shattered Sburb Disk || Blank Notebook = Scratch Note (Level 20) 5/21
[PG] tag && [AG] tag || Sword && Blank Spellbook = Any Warlord's Guide to Black Magic, Destruction and Chaos (Level 15) 4/16
Inventory:
Storm Lord's Seal Coat of the Witch's Son
Mourning Claws
Beastmaster's Burning Heart Heliotrope Talons of Lightning
Charges:
Leviathan and Behemoth's Embrace: 26/50 (+1 from Piono)
New Charge: 15/100
Okay, I'll be honest, I really like your attacks. Besides, the Wogly might be my favorite thing in the world now. Favoritism much? I thought you were Mister Unbiased.
When did I ever say I'm Mister Unbiased? Oh, so you're a biased GM? Is that what you're saying?
No!! I didn't say that! So you think you're unbiased? That's cute. Everyone is biased.
What are you trying to do here!?
...OKAY THEN, LEAVE!! I don't need you anyway! Jeez, that guy's a real frick frack.
Anyway, uhm, one more thing. I'd really appreciate it if you added what level your alchemies in your Inventory are. I really appreciate that you have them listed, some people don't even do that, but having the levels there would make both of our jobs easier.
Anyway, I'm pretty sure it's a Level 10? 10,000 damage dealt to the MEGA-GOLEM HEAD!
Nihil Novi 33/100 I take assists for something. (Possibly another entity summon) 10/25 +1 from piono
My own thing (LEVELING) 4/50
Protective Armour && Super-powered Silver && Anti-Status Effects Gem && Blessing of the Silver Guardian = Silver Guardian's Protective Armour [EE] 29/30 (Counts as Level 25) (Part of the Anti-Power Creep set. The Armour can give a Entity 25% Damage Resistance to anything and 25% status effect resistance (including XBONIC Plague) for 2 turns and has a cooldown of 3 or 4 (Level 25 Alchemies usually has a post cool-down before use but this will be longer))
Current Saga: I do believe that Canon is dead. (Possibly the final saga before the last act begin)
Current Arc: Jungle Madness (Ended Arc: Harlequin)
Before Action/RP Trash: Ehh?
Action: I fire my Pineapple Device at the face of the MEGA-GOLEM before I use my Runepaw's Gauntlet to generate some runes.
Zerisek got gud...
Zerikek has been sent to JOE and has been evolved as well.
The barrier priest generates the barrier on Danny DeVito (or the Light of Kekreation if Danny is dead).
The flesh golem I have called gives a thumb's up at Xtrullor for saving it from getting eaten alive by an Damage Seed which has been spat before it punches the MEGA-GOLEM's fist. (or the MEGA-GOLEM's head if the fists has been destroyed)
+1 to piono, W32Coravint and Thartler
Support me if you want.
Blah’s Power Core. Cooldown in turns: 4/8. [SPOIL OF WAR] Pineapple Device: Cooldown in turns: 3/3 (USING). [SPOIL OF WAR]
Scythe-blaster of the moon dragon. CD in Turns: 0/3 [Level 50]. It can be used to slice a target for high damage or it can be also used to heal a target for a high amount.
Magic Charge Pendent. Charge storage: 9/10 charges (charges every turn). [Level 50] If I use it on a foe, it deals lots of damage but weakened when if I use it with 1 lesser charge
Sword of Git Gud (Known as SoGG) CD: 2/2 [Level 25] Charge: THE MINI RECKONING 5/7 (You must use the Weapon 7 times to activate this charge) Fully Charged Runepaw's Gauntlet CD: 2/2 (USING) [Level 25] Current Runes: 8/25 Ice, Ice, Fire, Fire, Shadow, Light, Thunder, Shadow. Storm Firey Bullet Blaster CD: 2/2 [Level 25] Has the 20% chance of Burning or 5% chance of Napalming (Stronger version of Burning) Liquid Death [Level 10] Rust [Level 16] BSU Flame Blaster CD: 2/3 [Level 25] This flameblaster can instantly cause a high damage burn for 2 turns with a cooldown of 3 turns. Curse of Fates and Death CD: 0/1 (In turns) [Level 25] Causes 1 to 3 random Status effects that are randomized including Gravcrush, XBONIC Plague and Mark of Dog
Super Deal With It Glasses [Level 7] (NERFED DUE TO CURSE OF REPETITIVENESS)
When the Gauntlet has been used, Generates up to 3 Runes per Action or (1 to 3 Runes per Action This is Random you know.) Also, It can hold up to 25 Runes (Ooh that's cool! but sometimes can be one of the most powerful Level 25 Items in the game due to these)
Fire: Deals very high damage to the enemy when used, low chance of burning.
Heal: Heals the ally for much more HP when used.
Damage: Deals heavy damage to the enemy when used.
Ice: Deals high damage to the enemy when used, high chance of freezing. (Can be used on stupid high-damaging entities and some power-creep entities)
Thunder: Deals medium damage to 3 select enemies when used, medium chance of paralysing.
Light: Deals high damage to the enemy or heavy damage to the dark/shadow enemy when used.
Shadow: Deals high damage to the enemy or heavy damage to the light enemy when used.
I know the Light and Shadow Runes can be pretty complicated but here are the buffing Runes
Attack Buffer: Gives 25% Attack increase for 3 turns when used on the ally.
Defence Buffer: Gives 25% Defence increase for 3 turns when used on the ally
Dodge: Gives 25% Dodge Rate for 3 turns when used on the ally.
MLG (I cannot think enough MLG Stuff...): Deals extreme damage to the enemy (massive damage to 2 enemies or very high damage to 3 enemies) and reduces 25% Attack, Defence and 25% Dodge on the enemy it inflicted (10% All stats on 2 enemies and 5% All stats on 3 enemies) or heals the ally for so much HP and gives 25% Attack, Defence and 25% Dodge on the ally. 1/100 chance of creating the rune also, it is extremely rare as well (probably for balance reasons)
OOC: Whew! Coming back to active duty!
Action:
>Don, Act 2
I finally place Follow My Lead on my face. No one took the time to see my face before, and now no one will for a very long time as the mask slips perfectly on. My new mask is the shape of an ordinary comedy mask, but is crafted from a dark blue metal covered with a network of accenting cyan circuits. Once secured, it begins a transformation not unlike that from the movie The Mask, but much calmer, and with a blue rather than green tint. With the final spin, my outfit is complete. I now wear a light blue pinstripe suit with all the powers of my old alchemies seamlessly integrated. On my face, the mask remains, now under a navy blue fedora with cyan trim. After casually adjusting my now fancier Gloves of Mind, I pull out the Rock of Ages, which now appears to be a stylish pocket watch.
>Begin
I click the button on the watch, and time freezes. Sort of, anyway. For everyone but the godmodder, everything gains a faint blue tint and finds themselves unable to move. I move unhindered by my subjective time manipulation, and in my new suit, I even have a little more spring to my step. I walk towards the Flesh Golem without a care, my mask displaying its ever proud grin, as if I am gloating at everyone's inability to move. I come to a graceful stop, and stare at the Damage Seed.
>Draw x3
I cross my arms and reach into my suit. After a moment, I grab something and slowly pull it out.
A hatchet three times my size and a knife as big as my head slide out from the suit. Then a particularly vicious looking sniper rifle pops out from my back and mounts itself on my shoulder, with a scope folding out over an eye hole in the mask.
Coincidentally, my mask looks even more gleeful than before at the moment.
>Damage the Seed
Before I even begin to pull back to launch the hatchet or knife, the sniper rifle flashes bright blue and shoots a bullet so fast that when it pushes the air out of the way on its path to the Damage Seed, the force of the air coming back together is so great that it actually generates light. In effect, after the Damage Seed takes the bullet collision, a line of light tracing the bullet's path appears. A moment after that, the Seed is hit by the resulting shock waves and heat.
Then three more shots ring out in the time it takes me to launch the knife.
Another five go off as the hatchet is flung past the Seed.
Ten more puncture the seed as the knife reaches mach twenty while it severs the vines attaching to the Flesh Golem with surgical precision.
Another twenty find impact before the hatchet slams into it from the other side and knocks it into the air.
And then two more shots hit each weapon so perfectly that they are both redirected through the air in symmetrical arcs that then split the seed into fourths. Before the seed can separate into these discretely obliterated pieces, however, the sniper follows up with one shot for each, making dust out of the seed.
The sniper rifle then folds back up into my back without a trace, and like boomerangs, the knife and hatchet hurtle back into my hands. From there, they are skillfully slid back into there paradoxical places.
Time resumes, and the Flesh Golem is freed.
>But just in case
Yes, just in case the Damage Seed is too resilient for the above to finish it off, I also go ahead and activate all five of my elemental alchemies simultaneously. The result is a distortion field centered on the Seed that splits it across infinite dimensions of space and infinite timelines, while also voiding its existence entirely, psionically pulling it apart, and magically draining it of its life forces. However, the combination of all of these elemental manipulations coinciding is far to strong for reality at the focus point, and actually punctures a hole straight through the fabric of reality. The hole takes the form of an unfathomable paradox, being simultaneously all colors and none, massive and inconspicuous, and volatile and orderly. The hole immediately devours the Seed in order to close itself, launch the seed into an unknowable and infinite void many times more terrible than the normal void between universes.
You see, the Damage Seed is trapped in the Void of Angsty 14 Year Old Power Fantasies. Forever.
Alchemy:
Whip || ((((A Rotten Egg || Rock of Ages (this is a level 10 enchant, just to make determining the level easier) == The Egg Timer) && Bomb of Absolute Concatenated Overpowered Nullification == Ill Timed Breakfast) && Miniature Green Sun == Green Eggs and Bam) && (Ruby ++ Time == Time Crystal) && (Emerald ++ Space == Distortion Gem)) = Dominion [Level 25 3/26]
The Monado III (Xenochronicles) && Windshear (Skyrim) && Biggoron sword (Ocarina of Time) && Lightsaber = CitruShears [Level 14, 12/15]
(A black and purple umbrella || [Laser Gun || (Fission Reactor && Fusion Reactor && Miniature Star && Fusion Bomb)] && x5 Remote Controlled Attack Drone && Jetpack) = Doombrella [Level 25 9/26]
In that case ==> Rapier || (Quantum Computer && Schrödinger's Cat && Quantum Foam (I'd recommend looking this part up) && Neutron Degenerate Matter) = Reality-Ravaging Rapier [Level 20 2/21]
Charged Inventory:
The Living Flame: Hot Pants II; Fireblast IIIII; Smokescreen ()()()()(); Immolate ()()(; Raging Inferno IIIIIIII (); Conflagration IIIIIIIIIIII (Raging Inferno MUST BE USED!); Information on attacks will be provided here on turns TLF is used. It otherwise grants small fire-based damage bonuses to attacks where applicable (ie. melee strikes).
Charges:
22/100
3/50 Keyboard Cat
23/50 Countered
Assists (Currently working on Pionochain):
+1 Sirplop, +2 Consumer
ACK! Uhm, the seed is unfortunately already gone. Wuh oh. As compensation, you can target anything you want next round and all that damage will be applied to that entity.
I liked your attack a lot, though. Heh.
Slot 1
Glitchy USB From A Different Timeline && (Standard Battle Android && Glitch Essence) && (Corrupster USB && HxD USB) && MetaCuil Abstraction Device = Battle Gynoid EXE 5.0.7 (Level 22, 10/23)
A girl who may or may not be oddly familiar to some of you, upgraded and in battle android form. In a still coherent looking but glitchy form, she seems to be able to corrupt anything she wills into glitching into something entirely different. She can also be meta as heck. Slot 2
Mirei Hayasaka (Idolm@ster Cinderella Girls) Figurine && Standard Battle Android && (Metallic Robot Left Hand && Eternal Singularity (Avaritia: Eternal Singularity mod) && MIniature Energy Sphere Generator) && (Metallic Robot Right Hand && SCP-2207 && Extensible Claws && Essence of the Elemental Planes) = Battle Gynoid Mirei Hayasaka (Level 20, 21/21) (+1 from Pricey, +3 from Cyan)
Ace of Swords Card && Hungry Node && ME 16384k Storage Cell && Spellcard Template = Ace of Swords 「Digitizer」 (Level ?, 1/?)
A Rider-Waite Ace of Swords card. It stays perfectly flat regardless of any force applied to it. When it hits anything with sufficient force, it sucks in matter around it and stores it as data, which can be read with any matter-data conversion tool. Slot 3
Kagerou (Kantai Collection) Figurine && Standard Battle Android && Quadruple Cord Attachment Points && ((SPAMR Launcher (MineFactory Reloaded) && Chemical Thrower (Immersive Engineering)) && (Double Compressed Torcherino (Torcherino) && Augment: Space-Time Flux Unifier (Thermal Expansion) && Overclocker Upgrade (IndustrialCraft^2))) = Battle Gynoid Kagerou (Level 25, 10/26)
A 1:1 scale gynoid of Kagerou from Kantai Collection. In addition to her standard weapons in her remodeled form, she has four fully controllable cords extending from her back that can connect to various weapons, one of which is permanently connected to a rocket launcher that fires chemical-spraying rockets. I don't even know how she stays upright, she just does. Slot 4
Ibuki Mioda (Super Danganronpa 2) Figurine && Standard Battle Android && (Electric Guitar && SCP-219) && 10x USB Port Array && ((Energy Condenser (Equivalent Exchange 2) && Metal Former: Wire) && Handless Robotic Left Arm) = Battle Gynoid Ibuki Mioda (Level 20, 10/21)
A 1:1 scale gynoid of Ibuki Mioda from Super Danganronpa 2. Her left hand is missing, in its place a large amount of wires of all types that she can extrude infinitely at will. Connected by a fully controllable wire next to a series of inset USB ports on her right shoulder is a custom electric guitar, which can produce resonant frequencies of literally any material and even multiple materials at once and direct them at a specific point. She also can stay upright despite having several meters of wire and an electric guitar attached to her. Don't ask how.
Charges Project Factory (16/100)
Project Nuke/Main.java (17/50)
Project Animebot Replacement Service/vocaloid/YuzukiYukariV4.java (7/50)
+3 JOEbob Project Factory Bid - REMINDER THAT PROJECT FACTORY IS STILL A THING!!! GIVE ME YOUR ASSISTS IF YOU WANT STUFF!
Cyanogynist (22)
Pricey12345 (19)
Battlefury13 (12)
teag2 (6)
Hezetor (5)
Feel free to bid when editing your posts. I will edit them into this post.
The Annoyance: 60/150 (+1 from Tazz)
Glass Cannon: 6/50
Brick Wall: 6/50
+2 Sp33d0n, +1 DCCCV
Oh hi there Spellthief. You seem annoying. Not as annoying as the 150 I'm doing, but annoying. Enerald uses the Ion Beacon on the Spellthief
(Glowstick&&Lightsaber)&& Master Sword && Heavy Claw (EBF) = Explosive Laser Sword Gun Thing. 9/13
It's a Heavy Cannon thing, with a lightsaber bayonet attacked. Simple enough.
(Sword||Spellbook=Runic Blade)&&(Shield||Pureed Diety=Shield of Divinity)=The Magic Yin-Yang: 3/16
It's a set consisting of a Sword enchanted with Arcane Magic, and a shield imbued with Divine Energy
A sword && Something that's not a sword = Random Object-Throwing Sword: 3/11
It's a sword that has the ability to create random objects from itself. After being used, the random object disappears
Enerald looks at Roxxanne curiously "I don't really have a job. I don't require food or anything anymore, and I spend all my time on the internet. I do serve as tech support sometimes though. So, anyways, have fun murdering some opponents while I call down a laser beam from the heavens on them."
Actually, looking at the Ion Beacon's original use, it targets four entities with its beam and can be used at different times.
"Ion Beacon: Owned by insert_generic_username Emerald Mann. Depending on charge level, does different things. If charged 1 round, fires small missiles that deal light damage to three enemies. If charged 2 rounds, fires a large bomb that deals medium damage to one enemy. If charged 3 rounds, fires a large missile that deals heavy damage to two enemies. If charged 4 rounds, calls down an Ion Cannon strike to deal massive damage to four enemies. Cooldown: 0/4."
It still deals 75,000 damge to the Spellthief because of my own stupidity.
Hm, I wonder... making alchemies is definitely getting to be... bland for me. Too uninteresting, and too easy to make (as evidenced by some of us having upwards of 40), albeit they take ages to complete... and they can feel pretty useless and all... hm...
Forging... Slot 1: Empty... what a shocker for me.
Slot 2: In Progress
An unknown person walks up to the Alchemiter to create something... presumably in the stead of someone else...
(Ring of the Dragoon Shards (Lv. 10) && Relic Repair Bots = Ring of the Dragoon (Lv. 10)) && 7 Crystal Stars && 7 Black Soul Gems = The Unrealistic Approach (Lv. 19, 10/20)
This dangerous ring, combining the immense power of the Seven Crystal Stars, and the equivalent of 7 Human SOULs, manipulating reality constructively and destructively, and heightening one's own soul power has never been simpler. The wearer of this knows their full extent of their power reserves, but only as they wear this ring they finally are able to unleash everything they have. What the wearer gains from this is directly dependant on how strong their soul is, what their full potential is, the abilities they have... the whole nine yards, really. However, while the power of almost all of these is additive with power, the strength of the soul is the multiplication factor for all of it. So a normal human would have a multiplicative factor of 1; a normal Darkone, 1.5; and a being without a soul gets nothing out of it.
The souls used in the recipe are transferred over to the Crystal Stars; the Diamond, Emerald, 'Gold', Ruby, Sapphire, Garnet, and 'Crystal' stars; one for each, the power of the stars sealing them inside with extreme power, essentially making them a part of the stars. All of the souls were also seemingly willing to do this, none of them struggling to get out of their crystal prisons. They also made great failsafes; impenetrable on the outside, and one could only drain the power that flows out of the star's borders anyway, even with an immense understanding of magical and/or technological knowledge, making extracting the souls from it nearly impossible. And let's not forget the wielder of the ring will be watching over it constantly as to not let it fall into the wrong hands.
Thanks to the fact that a now repaired Ring of the Dragoon is the base of the recipe, the wearer will be able to turn into a dragon[kin] at will.
Slot 3: Empty...
Slot 4: In Progress
Imagine Dragon (Lv. 10) || Phase Knife && Murasama (MGR:R) && (Fiery Greatsword && Flame of Oblivion = Ravaging Inferno) && (Frostbrand && Void Fang && Kernel of Reality = Dimensional Freeze) && A Lead Copy of The Axe = Armament Obliterator (Lv. 17, 11/18)
This time, it should work.
An impossible weapon to lock blades with, the Armament Obliterator was made for it's purpose; destroying armaments. Be them Draconium, Nothinium, or even Divinium, this blade gets the job done. However, given DtG's nature, it's unlikely to do that to Alchemies that are not in a PvP match. That would be cheap. And even then, it would only likely break them a bit, requiring multiple hits to destroy... temporarily.
Getting hit with this weapon either way would likely make normal weapons and armor just... fail and break. However, it seems like that's it's only purpose; the various deep, sharp grooves in one side of the blade and the smooth, blunt opposite side of the blade make it easy to, say, lower attack and defense of the opposing entity, but otherwise it's a weak weapon.
Charges...
Charge 1: Unrestricted
The Beginning of the End(100/150) [ALCHEMY]
2/3rds of the way there, bois!
Charge 2: 50-point cap
Frostbite (7/50) [ENTITY]
Hell froze over.
Charge 3: 50-point cap
Another thing (2/50)
Entities...
Mecha DarkSide
000/100 SOP. Lvl 5.
130,000/130,000 HP. 16/16 AP (3 Regen). 0/5 UP.
1 turn respawn time.
Current Ability List: (1/4 Passives, 1/4 Skills)
-Mecha Claw S I: Rend the target with a large, metallic claw. Your attack deals 1.25x more damage to foes under 20% HP. 4 AP.
-Overwhelm P I: Your body cools as fans turn on and your plates harden, allowing you to take 0.9x damage from foes under 50% HP. 2 AP/turn. Off.
GM Formats and Stats (updated regularly by me)
Mecha DarkSide: [AG] 130,000/130,000 HP. 12/16 AP (3 Regen). 029/100 SOP. Lvl 5. Overwhelm. (-2 AP/Turn)
Actions...
Zack's response to a multicolored man(?) appearing out of nowhere was simultaneously shocked, confused, and annoyed. "One, how'd you get in here? Two, u wot m8? Did ya even listen to the conversation at all? I couldn't care less about what this 'african-american' is doin'.
Also, what's with those goggles? They look ridiculous."
I mean, at least he was decently relaxed about this.
Paranoid's response was much worse, though, as the sight of one of the more feared deathstares was burned into his brain. You could just tell that if it wasn't for the anti-violence field, he'd gladly rip Fade and that little quip of his to shreds. Or just punch him in the face really hard and be done with it. Either way, seems like Paranoid isn't fond of 'jokes' like that. And while Zack was trying to find a reason to care about the quip, he couldn't.
Mecha decides that Planterror can screw itself, as evidenced by a giant metal middle finger falling on top of its bulb. Don't really know what that was about, but ok. Doesn't help that it exploded on impact. Violently.
*Threshold reached for BOSS: Planterror! (After this attack, no doubt) (162,500+ DMG)
And if that wasn't enough, now a seed was flying towards Mecha. Thankfully, he uses Suldaan's ARMAGEDDON, sending a ton of blazing meteors down on top of it; enough to remove it from existence. Or at least, bury it under a pile of burning rocks.
*DAMAGE SEED killed!
(Come on, it totally is at this point)
To add insult to injury, he then uses Ved's DARK STAR, forming a spear of negative energy (somehow, despite being an unfeeling robot) before rushing into the damaged MEGA-GOLEM fist and impaling it. This probably kills it. In which case...
*MEGA-GOLEM Fist killed!
Next turn, the SOP gains from kills should be set in stone.
Spoils & Other Chargeables...
Lance of Creation (III)
Casts Genesis.
Genesis: Deals massive holy damage to 3 entities, heals allied entities. (greatly increased damage against groups. Groups only count as 1 entity.)
"The user raises the Lance of Creation, causing a massive white cross silhouette with wings to appear. It flies above the 3 targeted entities and obliterates the area around them, as well as the entities themselves. It then heals an allied entity."
Mark of Chaos {IIIIII}
Upon use of this spoil, choose one of the Gods of the Warp - Khorne, Tzeentch, Slaanesh, or Nurgle. Depending on the chosen god, this spoil will have different effects.
Khorne: Crits three entities' next attacks by filling them with bloodlust.
Tzeentch: Deal very high (100,000) damage to an entity by throwing a blast of Warp-fire.
Slaanesh: Heal an entity for a very high (100,000) amount by knitting together their flesh. Unfortunately, they also gain several non-gameplay-effecting mutations.
Nurgle: Infect an entity with a potent version of Nurgle's Rot. This blight decreases their attack by 25% and deals 20,000 damage to them per turn, lasting for 3 turns.
...Locket [III]
When used along with the Heart... (owned by W32Coravint), performs an absolutely massive heal on one entity. Otherwise, heals a moderately high amount to one entity.
Nice Fleece Blanket /IIIIIIII/
When used, it will both shield an entity for 2 turns, AND make all their attacks inflict Blaze for 2 turns.
Suldaan - Armageddon: {III} USING
Sends meteors down into a foe, or multiple foes. Deals massive damage to a lone target, but can also evenly split the damage between up to 10 targets.
"As the stars shine more brightly than usual, meteor(s) begin to pierce straight through the atmospheric layers of the earth like butter. They strike the enemy, and ravage them. Other than that, you can do whatever the dump ya want with the meteors."
Leinro Fiit - Rebalance: ^III^ DEBUFF ACTIVE
Buffs the attack, defense, and dodge chance of an ally, or debuffs those stats for enemies, for 3 turns. You get 5 points, able to be applied to up to 5 targets. Multiple points can be applied to the same target for greater effect. Each point increases stat adjustments by 5% each.
"The blade form of the weapon is raised. Five unstable, purple-pink beams emerge from the tip of the blade, flying in strange patterns as they travel to the target entity/(ies). As they land on their mark, the enemies affected feel badly weakened, while allies hit felt far stronger."
Ved Vozahnil - Dark Star: /IIIII/ USING
Deals high damage to a single entity, and inflict Deteriorate on them for 2 turns.
Deteriorate: Decreases attack, and deals damage over time to current and max HP.
‘The blade is leveled directly at the target, and a massive burst of raw negative energy flies clean out of the user's body, mind, and soul, through the blade, and shot out in the form of a lance, withering the target's willpower, essence, flesh, and innards as it slices through the target's face like a boat through water. The burst is said to relieve even the most extreme of stress from the user."
Damage Seed exploded with meteors! Mecha doesn't seem to mind the copious amount of meteorites showering his mechanical body. He just deals with it.
50,000 damage dealt to one of the fists!
A giant middle finger falls from the sky on Planterror.
And keeps falling.
And keeps falling.
And keeps falling.
Just as it starts to get visible, you notice someone riding atop it...
Jesus Christ! If it isn't...
...What? I already said who the person is.
Yeah. It's Jesus. You didn't really think I was exclaiming Jesus Christ, right? GMs don't have religions because we can't feel or hope.
Unfortunately, it isn't the same Jesus that is the son of God. It's just some Mexican kid named Jesus Christ. However, he isn't a simple Mexican Kid, he's actually the incarnation of Satan on Earth!
He chose a kid named Jesus because Satan is the king of irony or something like that.
However, this isn't actually the same Satan that is the Devil! It's really some cosplayer cosplaying Lucifer from some sort of game.
Oh, but it isn't any game! It's a forum game! And that cosplayer is actually God Himself, cosplaying as Satan!
...It isn't actually the real God, it's just some old guy with a beard... who just so happens to be Santa Claus-
ENOUGH WITH THESE CRAPPY TWISTS!!
Let's just get this over with. Planterror takes 162,500 damage from the violent explosion. Exactly 162,500. You're welcome.
Mini Hakkero && Silver Knives && Tsunami && Terra Blade && Valflame && Killer Bow && Compressed Leaf Cube && Compressed Lava Cube && Compressed Water Cube === Terra Hakkero
Level: Unknown
Progress: 1/??
(Has no idea what to write here)
Slot: 2
Materials&Resulting item: (Sylveon's essence && Serperior essence) && Polish Flag && PWNHammer && The Great One && Sans ashes || Undyne's Spear == The Genocidal Shipper's Spear
Level: 16
Progress: 13/17
Description: Wait, wait, I'm that shipper. The spear looks pretty simple - figure of two Pokemon on left and right side, Polish flag on middle and titanium tip. Anyways, here's function. User stabs the spear in front of foe summoning both Serperior and Sylveon ghosts, but in middle of confession, scenery suddenly changes to Polish Sejm where a random noble ghost says: "Veto! I disagree! Sejm's canceled. Go back to homes." Before the Serperior ghost uses Grass Pledge, the Sylveon Ghost uses Fairy Wind, and then the person wielding this weapon gives enemy bad time, causing both ghost attacks to hit the foe. Finally, user stabs soul of enemy roughly 13 times.
Description: It is upgrade of Typhoon Sniper, which adds two new modes. Thunder, for all needs of striking foes like robots and such, and imbue with electric, which can kinda do serious damage. And annoy the hell out from foes, and scare them, since sounds are so LOUD!
Slot 4:
Materials&Resulting item: Templar's Robe || Viking's Plate armor && Every Healing Potion on Existence && (Turtle Armor && Nanosuit && Mythril Chainmail) == Health-system-breaker
Level: 20
Progress: 2/21
Description: A armor, which, used right, can make every HP system not matter, as it might work as Uber-Strong version of every tanky armours ever invented or created by others. It resembles Templar's robe, but being strong against everything combined. Not even Void can simply destroy the shield, not even Death can tear soul from that armor. Side effects include being a literal pancake between regeneration waves, attracting entire viking regiment to fight you, or even permanent potion sickness.
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Actions&RP:
The laziness won't be tolerated.
I really won't ask again.
I drill Holes onto Golem's fist, 666 to be exact. Then put 1332 Dynamites onto holes. And KABOOM! *Insert Demoman's Sound*
Well, I stopped lollygaggin'. I then in an instant shoot exact same amount of Arrows and Bullets, 1:2 to the ratio.
Then I slash with Terra Blades and throw Poisoned Knives, same amounts.
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Stats:
HP: N/A, why do you want to know HP of invulnerable player?
Spoil Cooldown: N/A
Item Cooldown: Power Ranger Armor: ★★★★
Charges:
★ - 1
✰ - 0
♡ - ??? (coming soon(not))
♥ - ??? (coming soon(not))
Bombs: N/A, what, did you think it's 2hu? (Maybe doing it later? ✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰)
That might go on until I do something.
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Helping:
+1 Cyan
+2 Pricey
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OOC:
The Power Glove || Small Gear from mechanus && Sacred Stone && Control Matrix && Quantum Computer && Keys of the Stars && Pienal of Warpidio = Chirotheca Dominatus (Level 25: 15/26)
Tetrahellatus: 72/450
Senator Shrek: 29/50
Orbital Base Deployment: 15/40
Rocket Launcher && A bunch of clods && Crystalline olivine pieces= Clod Launcher FINISHED
Gryazev-Shipunov GSh-6-30 && The complete list of all the books written by Trotsky && The Communist Manifesto && Size Reducer= Permanent Revolution (Level 17, 6/18)
I simply use the Clod Launcher against the Terror Golem's stronger fist. Then, I apply a flamethrower to Planterror.
Leaping from atop the MEGA-GOLEM's head, jackhammer and all, I smash it into the Planterror with enough force to smash the demolition tool to bits. I follow this up with the Mourning Claws, as saltwater tends to be harmful to plants. "I think I understand just a bit now. Why I keep coming to these chaotic places..."
==> Keep an Eye out for That Thing
The Wogly hisses gently as nearby air falls into the void inside of it.
Alchemiter:
Mourning Claws && Heliotrope Talons of Lightning= Claws of Somber Lightning (Level 15) 7/16
Shattered Sburb Disk || Blank Notebook = Scratch Note (Level 20) 6/21
[PG] tag && [AG] tag || Sword && Blank Spellbook = Any Warlord's Guide to Black Magic, Destruction and Chaos (Level 15) 5/16
Inventory:
Storm Lord's Seal Coat of the Witch's Son
Mourning Claws
Beastmaster's Burning Heart Heliotrope Talons of Lightning
Charges:
Leviathan and Behemoth's Embrace: 27/50
New Charge: 16/100
-=Charges Ţ͡h̶̨e̡͜ ̵Eņ͢͝d̛͢le͜͞҉s͟s̶͏ ͠͏O͘҉͜ne͏ (283/300) +2 from Darkside, +1 from Abe
Hive (50/50) +2 from Darkside --COMPLETE
Fathom Skulker (1/10)
-=Summons
Rumble Rumble. The ground explodes.
A massive rock towers over the battlefield, and wastewalkers begin swarming the battlefield. A massive wastewalker also joins the fight. I'm too lazy tonight to write anything more interesting. Nyeh.
Spawns with the Bleak Queen and her Royal Guard.
HP: 300,000 + 10,000 Armor. +10,000 Armor every turn to a max of 100,000. If the Queen is dead, +20,000 every turn instead.
Abilities:
Swarmsurge: Creates 20 Wastewalkers. Cooldown 3.
Sovereignty: Spawn the Bleak Queen and her Royal Guard again. Only activated if the Bleak Queen is dead. Cooldown 6, which begins cooling down when the Queen dies.
Cannot attack. Un-warps the Wastewalkers currently on the field, regaining and changing their multiplying attribute to "+10 Wastewalkers each turn and an additional 2 for every 10 Wastewalkers on the battlefield. Whenever a non-group entity dies, create 15 Wastewalkers."
As long as the Desolate Hive is alive, AG Entities take 10% less damage, and as long as the Bleak Queen is alive, the Desolate Hive cannot be targeted and is indestructible.
Bleak Queen
HP: 150,000
Is summoned with 5 Royal Guard that meatshield the Bleak Queen.
Abilities:
Queen's Call: Summon 5 Royal Guard that meatshield the Bleak Queen. Cooldown 4.
Wasting Barrage: Deals damage to two target entities, and they gain Lesser Devoid for 2 turns. Cooldown 3.
• Entities with Lesser Devoid take 25% more damage and deal 25% less damage.
Royal Guard
HP: 50,000
-=Actions
The Wastewalkers pounce on Mecha DarkSide's DAMAGE SEED to make sure it is destroyed, and if it is, they pounce on the Planterror's head... bulb... thing.
The Artificial Guardian, seeing that Danny has nearly fallen, rushes towards him and begins meatshielding him.
Danny DeVito reaches out to the Planterror, and pulls a "The Creation of Adam" on it. Except the Planterror doesn't reach out, and Danny is pummeling it into the dirt.
The Prophet wiggles and jiggles at Canovivibe, preventing his turn.
The Bleak Queen and her guard make sure the Damage Seed on the Flesh Golem is destroyed. Squish.
Oh lookie here, a big stone man-thing that is written in all caps.
Isn't it adoooooooorable?
I can't.
It's too cute.
...
...
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE CUTE THING, AND THAT THING IS THAT GUY NAMED STEVE. YEAH, YOU STEVE.
Plus, stone statues belong on Easter Island with the rest of the heads.
I move the MEGA-GOLEM™ there to be with his buddies.
I also bring a hammer.
...
They're sunk into the ground, right?
He's gotta match!
-=Alchemies
Dunestrider's Sunback && Eternity's Tremor == Dunestrider's Tremor, of the Original Name (Lvl. 18, 12/19) (cloak) [EE] -- 5% chance to nullify damage dealt by an entity to equipped entity.
Artificial Guardian Reconstruction: N/A
You craft the alchemy, and give it the tag [EE] (Entity Equipment). The player may not use this alchemy normally, and may only equip it to an entity of their choice (maybe only under their control - I dunno; YOU DECIDE!). Once it is equipped, that entity gains the properties of the alchemy equipped. Equipped alchemies cannot be moved off of entities unless that entity dies. Once it does, the alchemy returns to it's creators inventory, and must be "reshaped" - You can't put a dragon's chestplate onto a giant floating boat and expect it to fit properly.
This gives a way of -slightly- upgrading old entities with newer stuff.
*NOTE* Equipments shouldn't make anything unbeatable - just gives them some more abilities beyond their base creation.
Example:
Bottled Dragonfire && Gauntlet == Dragonspitter [EE] (Lvl. 10 - 0/11) - This could give an entity a fire-attack ability.
Reshape: Dragonspitter [EE] (Lvl. 10 - 0/5)
Reshaping an Equipment takes lvl / 2 charge time rounded up.
Inventory
+1 to Piono, +1 to Darkside, and +1 to Toast (if he ever returns)
All of that cool stuff summoned!
Heh. Nice. 30,000 damage to the MEGA-GOLEM Head!
No, Sirp, the MEGA-GOLEM is not one of the moai, but he'll fit right in, methinks.
wlep, it looks like I've been temporarily banned. 3 turns. I've been told it's short. taking dop speed into account, it's about two weeks, and I don't think that's 'short.' But that's me.
I'll be honest. I am very disappointed at how the vote to ban me (if it was even a vote at all) went down. It was conducted without me being there to be able to defend myself in open public. to *all* of you. Without the person you are judging, what is a fair trial? Wher was my side of the story? Now, I am no longer a member of the #DTG discord but that is no real valid excuse, a temporary return could have been justified for this particular issue.
I do not think I stepped out of line at any real point. Or did not. I did not expect people's reactions to be so vitrolic to a total of four words. I even removed them, when asked! I believed what I had said to be an avoidance of extreme graphical description of the act, which obviously would have been much worse and from here and elseware had been the line that separated 'NSFW' from otherwise. That apparently is not the case. I will respect that decision in the future. I will not respect your decision to ban me-and that doesn't mean I won't listen or be around or come back at the appropriate time, that means I'm very disappointed at how this went down without any legitimate defense on my own behalf.
I hope I can just put this all behind me and get better someday. But until then, I suppose I'll just wait.
If I don't sound repentant in the slightest-that's because, no, I don't feel repentant. I feel just nothing but sadness and misery, but I do not feel entirely repentant. I feel the need to improve myself, but I do not associate what has happened with what drives me to get better. I believe this because I do not believe that what happened in my punishment was just behavior. Trickle has that power-but if you were the ones asking him to do it he apparently would not have (maybe he would have regardless, that I can't say for him), so I have reason to just say that much.
I'm very sorry about all that's happened. I can't say that without sounding insincere. I don't have the ability to relay how I cried, or came close, multiple times during discussing this with others. I can't express how absolutely pointless I feel this ban is except to punish me. I can't really express that well enough in words. I can just say how I feel, but you can't really see the guy behind the screen at all. And just because I'm sorry doesn't mean I'm also very disappointed with you for how you went about it.
51/???
33/50 for the whirlwind
10/50 for pantslife
Elements' Malice AND status effect amplifier 12/15
Mass Dream-struction AND infinite duplicator rack = Perpetual Lucidity 6/18
Thirty Birds with One Stone AND Exterminatus Bomb = Thirty Birds with One Exploding Freakin' Stone 6/21
+1 to goldenready, nemean lion and pricey
Brownstone Dust AND Adamanthrillium = Bronzethrillium 4/6
Brownstone Dust: despite being a rather dull shade of brown, it combines thte functionality of redstone dust and glowstone, shining bright enough to be a proper light source at the same time it powers electrical and pseudo-electrical devices.
Adamanthrillium: Another super metal, with the combined strength of mithril and adamantium. Pretty straightforward.
Bronzethrillium: Its function is pretty straightforward. It can power machines like redstone, light things up like glowstone, and do whatever mithril and adamantium can do. Except, using the power of HIGH LEVEL COMBOBs, it has advanced machine dismantling due to its redstone side fusing with high power and some control over flame, due to advanced glowstone.
Bid progress: (note, if you have more than 50 points here, you will only have 50 subtracted from your score. If nobody has more than 15 points, NOBODY wins)
darkside: 63
Cyan: 60
Sirplop: 24
Pricey: 22
nemean lion: 24
Abeneautmal: 17
Redstone: 15
Goldenready: 16
battlefury: 5
kelvin: 1
Giving JOE A Lot of Money @JOEbob gets a lot of money. He can do as he pleases with this charge.
[+3 to all charges, alchemies, and charged alchemies due to missing out on charging stuff up lots of posts.]
Sonja Horah [SUMMON] [20/25] =====
Bad God Men, Nasty Demons [VIOLATION] [50/50] ========== [+12 from JOE]
Giving JOE A Lot Of Money: Phase 1 [SUMMON] [24/24] ==== [+7 Hez, +9 JOE] COMPLETE!
+3 to Hez.
(even more assists: +6 Hez, +9 Joe, +1 Cobalt)
CONSUMER + HEZETOR: (Nano Blades || Scissors) && Shard of Reality && Saurite && Amulet of the Bad God == Reality Cutting Scissors (Level 25: 4/26) [VIOLATION] CONSUMER: Aura Projector && Hands of Mukae Emukae* && Twilight's Manuscript** && Grief Seed && Shard of Canon - Uzi's Inclinations*** == Antithesis (Level ?: 1/??) ABE: A SWORD CAPABLE OF ENDING THIS PATHETIC REALITY && Bow && Slingshot == A BOW CAPABLE OF ENDING THIS PATHETIC REALITY (Level 20: 4/21)
*Mukae Emukae: Somebody with an ability - the minus "Raff-Raffelesia" - that rots away everything that they make contact with.
**Twilight's Manuscript: Full of Bad Writing Energies. And also the godmodder's favourite novel. dammit.
***Shard of Canon - Uzi's Inclination: This one's free, I guess.
Antithesis: there once was a girl, with eyes stained of hate,
she killed ten a day and claimed the title reprobate,
she wanted no threat,
so she made an aura of death
- her descendants can't be caught by a devil's bait
Antithesis is a device of some sort, that radiates pure, unparalleled, disgust, depravity, something that stains reality. It makes anybody not immune and in their right mind hate to bear to stand next to the wielder, a violation of reality itself, repelling and dispelling anyone who attempts to assault the enemy.
I'm giving out alchemies or giving shard requests, on a whim, to anyone who assists me continuously (for more than five seconds), to help kickstart my evil, evil, evil plans and the rebellion against BADGODSONG.
If you give me assists or generally just help me out, enjoy your free alchemies! I'll always leave a slot for myself, and they'll probably take a while, but if you assist me more I can speed them up, especially if I don't have a charge marked [VIOLATION], or if you ask me!
LEVELLING SYSTEM
Stacks of A LOT OF MONEY: 20,000. (+130,000 from Post One, +10,000 from Post Two, -120,000 from Piononukes (x2))
Permanent Party Members: 1 / 4.
Nihil Novi 34/100 I take assists for something. (Possibly another entity summon) 14/25 +1 from piono and +2 from Thartler
My own thing (LEVELING) 5/50
Protective Armour && Super-powered Silver && Anti-Status Effects Gem && Blessing of the Silver Guardian = Silver Guardian's Protective Armour [EE] 30/30 (Counts as Level 25) (Part of the Anti-Power Creep set. The Armour can give a Entity 25% Damage Resistance to anything and 25% status effect resistance (including XBONIC Plague) for 2 turns and has a cooldown of 3 or 4 (Level 25 Alchemies usually has a post cool-down before use but this will be longer))
It has been made, hooray.
Now for 2 more things
Gun && Axe && Runes = ??? 1/??
Spikes && Acid && Runes || Turtle Armour = ??? 1/??
Current Saga: I do believe that Canon is dead. (Possibly the final saga before the last act begin)
Current Arc: Jungle Madness
Before Action/RP Trash: Ehh?
Action: I clench my fist before throwing a thunder rune up into a sky then the thunder rune disappears. Nothing happens before the area turned dark then the thunder clouds forms above the Planterror then it shoots lightning at it a few times before I infuse an fire rune to my Sword of Git Gud before I slash it at the Planterror and I fire a weed blunt shaped fireball at the face of the Planterror (Smoke weed everyday) and covering it up with the smoke from the blast.
The barrier priest generates the barrier on Danny DeVito (or the Light of Kekreation if Danny is dead).
The flesh golem I have called gives a thumb's up at Xtrullor for saving it from getting eaten alive by an Damage Seed which has been spat before it punches the MEGA-GOLEM's fist. (or the MEGA-GOLEM's head if the fists has been destroyed)
+1 to piono, W32Coravint and Thartler
Support me if you want.
Blah’s Power Core. Cooldown in turns: 4/8. [SPOIL OF WAR] Pineapple Device: Cooldown in turns: 0/3. [SPOIL OF WAR]
Scythe-blaster of the moon dragon. CD in Turns: 0/3 [Level 50]. It can be used to slice a target for high damage or it can be also used to heal a target for a high amount.
Magic Charge Pendent. Charge storage: 9/10 charges (charges every turn). [Level 50] If I use it on a foe, it deals lots of damage but weakened when if I use it with 1 lesser charge
Sword of Git Gud (Known as SoGG) CD: 2/2 [Level 25] Charge: THE MINI RECKONING 5/7 (You must use the Weapon 7 times to activate this charge) Fully Charged Runepaw's Gauntlet CD: 0/2 [Level 25] Current Runes: 8/25 Ice, Ice, Fire, Fire, Shadow, Light, Thunder, Shadow. Storm Firey Bullet Blaster CD: 2/2 [Level 25] Has the 20% chance of Burning or 5% chance of Napalming (Stronger version of Burning) Liquid Death [Level 10] Rust [Level 16] BSU Flame Blaster CD: 2/3 [Level 25] This flameblaster can instantly cause a high damage burn for 2 turns with a cooldown of 3 turns. Curse of Fates and Death CD: 0/1 (In turns) [Level 25] Causes 1 to 3 random Status effects that are randomized including Gravcrush, XBONIC Plague and Mark of Dog
Super Deal With It Glasses [Level 7] (NERFED DUE TO CURSE OF REPETITIVENESS)
When the Gauntlet has been used, Generates up to 3 Runes per Action or (1 to 3 Runes per Action This is Random you know.) Also, It can hold up to 25 Runes (Ooh that's cool! but sometimes can be one of the most powerful Level 25 Items in the game due to these)
Fire: Deals very high damage to the enemy when used, low chance of burning.
Heal: Heals the ally for much more HP when used.
Damage: Deals heavy damage to the enemy when used.
Ice: Deals high damage to the enemy when used, high chance of freezing. (Can be used on stupid high-damaging entities and some power-creep entities)
Thunder: Deals medium damage to 3 select enemies when used, medium chance of paralysing.
Light: Deals high damage to the enemy or heavy damage to the dark/shadow enemy when used.
Shadow: Deals high damage to the enemy or heavy damage to the light enemy when used.
I know the Light and Shadow Runes can be pretty complicated but here are the buffing Runes
Attack Buffer: Gives 25% Attack increase for 3 turns when used on the ally.
Defence Buffer: Gives 25% Defence increase for 3 turns when used on the ally
Dodge: Gives 25% Dodge Rate for 3 turns when used on the ally.
MLG (I cannot think enough MLG Stuff...): Deals extreme damage to the enemy (massive damage to 2 enemies or very high damage to 3 enemies) and reduces 25% Attack, Defence and 25% Dodge on the enemy it inflicted (10% All stats on 2 enemies and 5% All stats on 3 enemies) or heals the ally for so much HP and gives 25% Attack, Defence and 25% Dodge on the ally. 1/100 chance of creating the rune also, it is extremely rare as well (probably for balance reasons)
The young man push the wall Joe just summoned to protect Danny Devito, tipping it over on top of Danny Devito, or the person who was Danny Devito, if his name has been changed.
Current Inventory: Pocket Dimension
Pocket Dimension: Inventory And Protection (Clothing that both holds items and keeps the wearer safe) (Equipped)
Final Resort: Go Out With A Smile (Kamikaze style) (Inactive)
Explosive Ammo M2 Browning (wepon) (Equipped)
The woman in a nice suit takes a few seconds analyzing the battlefield, clearly thinking over something in her head to herself. She's not entirely sure what might be the best course of action right now, due to the utter mess of mayhem that large-scale battles tend to involve. However, that does not prevent her from being able to come up with something fairly adequate on her own, given that she'd be allowed the time to do so. But first, she had better check something. Her method of arrival had, of course, caused some minor bumps to occur within her body, and she can't help but feel like something may have been broken. Thus, she slowly reaches into the pocket of her weird space suit, then takes out a smallish-sized scalpel. Then, she calmly presses the blade of it against the side of her head.
Stab.
"Ow."
She has apparently taken a fair chunk out of the side of her head, just behind the right eye, and let's be honest, the wound is not pretty in the slightest. I'm not describing what it looks like from here. You don't wanna know. After that, she moves the scalpel to her other hand for the time being, then reaches in somewhere behind the back of her eye and yanks, hard. A smallish mechanical device of sorts comes out of the wound she just opened up, leaving behind a big empty space in her head... which she still doesn't seem to care that much about. Once she's got the device in hand, she takes a look at the scalpel, then a look at the device, before silently pushing the scalpel back where she got it from and taking a closer look at the device she's holding for a few seconds.
"Broken. This will take some time to repair."
...Really? She's more concerned about the condition of some equipment as opposed to, you know, the massive gaping hole in her goddamn skull? It isn't until she starts looking around the battlefield again and noting at least one reaction of disgust that she decides to do something about her injury, reaching into her suit again and gradually pulling out a set of bandages, which she uses to wrap around the injury until it isn't visible anymore. That should help prevent anyone from seeing anything particularly traumatizing, that's for sure. After that, she calmly decides to get back to business, despite, you know, having a head wound large enough to at least get some fingers in there. And also the fact that it must've broken the skull, at the very least. Now, there are some targets that need some damage slapped onto them.
Should Danny Devito not be dead yet, the woman in a nice suit walks over to him, takes a moment to stare at the sheer ridiculous amount of attack he has managed to accumulate over time, then proceeds to use her bare hands to inflict the same kind of injury on him that she already did on herself. Only, one major key difference. Since she used her hand, there is no precision cut, there is no chance of him being able to get through it as easily as she got through her own one. There is just a hideous cracking sound, and then Danny Devito has a head wound deep enough that one could see through the broken skull if they wanted to. Not that anyone would want to, all things considered. In spite of the pretty nasty damage she's already inflicted, the woman in a suit sees fit to go even further, repeatedly using her hand to smash apart more and more of Danny Devito's head and the rest of his body, up until the point where all that's really left of him is a pile of bone splinters and bruised flesh that happens to have DNA that corresponds to somebody named Danny Devito in it.
Well, that's only if he were to live through whatever attacks were already dealt to him this turn. If he's already dead and disposed of, however difficult that might be due to the shielding he's been through, she instead decides to direct her attack in a different direction, using her attack to assault Zerisek instead due to him looking like another potential target of concern. Only, since he happens to be a Pseudo-Godmodder, she'll be a lot more brutal in regards to Zerisek, pummeling him relentlessly with both clenched fists and taking much bigger chunks out of him with every single strike, beating him so hard that the skin on both of her knuckles starts to appear bruised, then damaged, gradually becoming more and more severe with the time that passes. Still, given her earlier lack of concern regarding a rather large self-inflicted injury, she does not really seem to care about what kind of damage she takes at all. He only really became a potential target because he looks like a major potential danger if allowed to live for too long, somewhat like Danny Devito was.
Eventually, regardless of who she decided to beat down with her bare damn hands, the woman calmly reaches up with one hand and adjusts her tie, brushes down her suit, then decides to walk calmly and quietly back over to the PG part of the battlefield. Once there, she takes a look at the device she took out from behind her eye, apparently irritated by something about it. Namely, the fact that it isn't working as she intended. She decides that there's only really one way to get the darn thing fixed up properly, since she doesn't feel like she has all of the necessary tools to do so just yet. And, hey, this way she might be able to get something more out of it?
...That isn't Zerisek, that's Zerikek. And that isn't Zerikek, that's Light of Kekreation.
I'm really sorry to say that this wouldn't work on either Zerikek or the Light, as even 1/16th Godmodders aren't damaged through longposts, not usually.
Since I'm a nice guy and all, the Light dodges the attack, but all of that will be brought upon an entity of your choice next turn, so not to worry. An entity that isn't the Light.
Of course he must live. He is the best man, and he cannot be allowed to die.
First, I casually make the wall around Danny Devito untargetable. By that I mean it becomes part of his body as a shield modifier and cannot interact with him in any other way. It therefore cannot be pushed on to him, because it is already on him. As such what DCCCV just pushed was actually Danny Devito. Which means that whoever that woman in a nice suit just tried to break down into bone meal was probably Danny_Devito, who is just a player of the game that unfortunately happened to log on for the first time in several months just now in exactly the spot Danny Devito was just standing.
Man, I feel bad for the guy. He just wanted to play some Terraria. Instead he just got to watch his avatar get its skull bored through and then beaten to a bloody bone pulp. Poor Danny_Devito. He's been traumatized for life by the grisly 3D, HD death animation. You know what, I feel so bad for him, I'm going to report. That's right, the lady in a nice suit is reported to the server owners. Sadly that does nothing, so I have to take matters into my own hands.
>Take matters into your own hands
That's what I just said, yes.
>So do it
Okay.
>Now
I activate my Pocket Watch of Ages, rewinding just a few moments before the woman's actions. Then, using my Spacey Fancy Pants, I switch the scalpel in her hand for a pencil. So, she carves a hole in her head with a pencil. However, the pencil is not any ordinary pencil. This is a mechanical pencil. But, this is no ordinary mechanical pencil either, no sir. This is a mechanical pencil filled with C4. Yet this is no ordinary mechanical pencil filled with C4, you see. This is a mechanical pencil filled with Void Dress Jacket enhanced C4 that will cause an implosion at detonation. And still, this is no ordinary mechanical pencil filled with Void Dress Jacket enhanced C4 that will cause an implosion at detonation. In fact, this is a mechanical pencil filled with Void Dress Jacket enhanced C4 that will cause an implosion at detonation that instantly burrows into her brain and detonates. This special pencil is so enhanced by my Void Dress Jacket (renamed because of my aforementioned mask transformation) that it transfers the woman in a nice suit to the void.
But this is no ordinary corner of the void, my dear gentleman. This, my good sir, is the soup store.
Here the woman is forever stuck within an infinite retail store with aisle after aisle of expired soup. But, not just any ordinary soup.
Then the nearest soup can explodes. Then the entire stack of soup cans, then the row, then the aisle, then the entire store.
Which is to say the woman in a nice suit is trapped in an infinite explosion for this turn, preventing her from going anywhere near Danny Devito or my new friend Danny_Devito.
...Then Danny_Devito logs off after seeing what a weirdo wasteland his favorite server has become.
>But wait, there's more
Indeed there is! For you see, I cannot let this entire defense rest on the presence of a single pencil, no matter how special that pencil is. No, this calls for much more. In order to save Danny Devito for sure, I send him on a cruise. I cannot heal him, but I can completely remove him from any chance of being hit this turn at all, until we have fortified the trash man more. His passive will still be active while on this fabulous cruise, but his health and shields will be safe. So where is he going, you might ask? Well that's a stupid question, because the answer is everywhere! He'll enjoy an all expenses paid cruise through the inside of the Green Sun itself, safely transported by our specially hired team of First Guardians, all experienced guards as well. After that, or perhaps before as the timeline for the trip is entirely randomized to prevent being followed by seedy characters like women in nice suits and other inter-universal threats, he will visit the beaches of a infinite number of planets. Also on the list are every major city across every country on every continent on every planet in every system in every galaxy in every universe in the multiverse; every natural wonder in said multiverse, from improbable rock formations, to beautiful nebula formations, to impossible creatures; and the strangest and most beautiful works of eldritch art in the void. On the way back he'll get to meet all of his favorite characters from every show he ever enjoyed.
>Yet more
Oh yes, while this lasts, I go ahead and cover some more bases. If the woman in a nice suit catches that I swapped in the special pencil while she was about to carve open her head, I take the opportunity provided by her reacting to that to knock her off her feet. In one smooth move I pull out a heat ray from my fedora and in the rest of that motion I twist and point the resulting line of death across both her wrists. I ignore the machine, if she somehow managed to get it out, but I continue burning off her legs to prevent any possible attack on Danny Devito. I then swap it out for the Terra Blade and dice up her appendages before preparing to block any attempt at a surprise strike.
>Again
And if there's no opportunity to knock her off her feet, I simply wave my Gloves of Mind and, with the assistance of my Literally Magic Coattails, I invert her perception of direction and divert all neural (that includes electrical) signals such that signals to each muscle are shuffled, preventing all motion. Then I pull out a Daedalus Stormbow and take as many potshots as I can before the effects wear off. The repeated arrows push her off to the distance to the point where it pins her to a distant wall, far from Danny Devito. I switch out the Stormbow for an Adamantine Repeater and open fire. The machine gun fire rips open enough wounds to let out the rest of the mechanical components in her body and destroy and every one, so they cannot be used against me or my friends.
>This
Is for Danny Devito.
If all the previous somehow failed due to unforeseen power, I reveal something--I'm not acting alone. The atmosphere erupts into blue flames as a million satellites fall from orbit. Each one follows every person attempting to attack Danny Devito at any point this turn. Another million stay in orbit to target any possible aggressor from any possible angle, be it from space or the ground. With each second, thousands of orbital strikes tear apart the battlefield in order to protect Danny Devito. Meanwhile I make sure that any inter-dimensional or timeline shifting attacks attempt to surprise me by increasing my perception past all conceptual limits with my Spacey Fancy Pants, Gloves of Mind, and Void Dress Jacket. I even check to make sure no attacks come from underground or on the subatomic levels.
>This
Is for my friends.
Of course, all of that is silly. Someone will always find a creative way to counter a defense given time, and the people here are particularly good at it. However, there are ways to buffer against some creativity. That is, all of meticulous attempts to counter any possible action from the woman in a nice suit this turn (except for the cruise, he still gets that sweet cruise) actually goes into fueling Danny Devito's shield. This is to protect him from each and every attack this turn and next.
And just to be sure, I'm going all in. I am now body guarding Danny Devito with vulnerability. Any attack will hit me first.
Alchemy:
Whip || ((((A Rotten Egg || Rock of Ages (this is a level 10 enchant, just to make determining the level easier) == The Egg Timer) && Bomb of Absolute Concatenated Overpowered Nullification == Ill Timed Breakfast) && Miniature Green Sun == Green Eggs and Bam) && (Ruby ++ Time == Time Crystal) && (Emerald ++ Space == Distortion Gem)) = Dominion [Level 25 4/26]
The Monado III (Xenochronicles) && Windshear (Skyrim) && Biggoron sword (Ocarina of Time) && Lightsaber = CitruShears [Level 14, 13/15]
(A black and purple umbrella || [Laser Gun || (Fission Reactor && Fusion Reactor && Miniature Star && Fusion Bomb)] && x5 Remote Controlled Attack Drone && Jetpack) = Doombrella [Level 25 10/26]
In that case ==> Rapier || (Quantum Computer && Schrödinger's Cat && Quantum Foam (I'd recommend looking this part up) && Neutron Degenerate Matter) = Reality-Ravaging Rapier [Level 20 3/21]
Charged Inventory:
The Living Flame: Hot Pants II; Fireblast IIIII; Smokescreen ()()()()(); Immolate ()()(; Raging Inferno IIIIIIII (); Conflagration IIIIIIIIIIII (Raging Inferno MUST BE USED!); Information on attacks will be provided here on turns TLF is used. It otherwise grants small fire-based damage bonuses to attacks where applicable (ie. melee strikes).
Charges:
23/100
4/50 Keyboard Cat
24/50 Countered
Assists (Currently working on Pionochain):
+1 @Sirplop, +2 @ConsumerOfAll (I gave you a +2 in my last post I think you missed)
The server owner, who I'm pretty sure is Alpha at this point, laughs as you try to report her.
Well, I'm pretty sure the only person who can ban Descendants is the GM. So the Godmodder, even if he were on your side, would be helpless.
Aaaaaaaanyway, woah. Longpost!
Firstly, you can't really bodyguard him while you're invulnerable, you actually have to get a 50 towards Godmodding/invulnerability to do that.
Welp, Danny's Wall restores all of what happened to it throughout... all of that, plus the extra 10,000 it took prior, plus an extra 10,000 from that attack.
DETERMINATION!!!
Danny now has a LOT of shields around him. Woah. Woah indeed.
The Power Glove || Small Gear from mechanus && Sacred Stone && Control Matrix && Quantum Computer && Keys of the Stars && Pienal of Warpidio = Chirotheca Dominatus (Level 25: 16/26)
Current Inventory: Pocket Dimension
Pocket Dimension: Inventory And Protection (Clothing that both holds items and keeps the wearer safe) (Equipped)
Final Resort: Go Out With A Smile (Kamikaze style) (Inactive)
Explosive Ammo M2 Browning (wepon) (Equipped)
If I'm allowed to give out assists for each post, then +3 to Goldenready. If it's only per turn, then no assists granted.
The woman in a nice suit, just before the pen would have made contact with her head, suddenly pauses. She knows something is off. She can feel it. Someone's done something, and what she was holding originally has not stayed consistent with what she thought it was. Namely, instead of a scalpel, she noticed she's holding a pencil, and it doesn't look like it would be very good of her to use that as a method of getting out the device she needs. Thus, the pencil is immediately discarded without a second thought, a scalpel once again in hand so she can continue as she intended. Thanks to the pencil not having been used on her skull, there isn't a possible way for it to have detonated and blown open her brain, and thus there is also no conceivable way she could've been killed and sent to any form of afterlife, let alone one made of limitless explosive soup cans. Thus, she's already managed to evade that unfortunate fate simply by being, you know, aware of her surroundings unlike the obliviousness that her assailant perhaps assumed she would have. But, of course, if it were that easy, I wouldn't have to go on any further, right? And yet you can already see further text down below.
Of course there was a contingency plan in case she'd managed to evade the first potential route of unfortunate and untimely death. But the trick with the scalpel being swapped out for a pen has made her wary. The attempt to knock her off her feet is met with her leaping backwards and rolling out of the way, twirling the new scalpel in one hand and eyeing up the one who made an attempt on her life carefully. Then, she prepares to engage in battle with them, slipping the cuffs of her suit sleeves down over her wrists just before the heat ray could strike, the space at the point of impact rippling and shuffling as the suit does what it can to hold back the constant ray. Namely, projecting a constant layer of spatial manipulation to divert the heat ray out into the open air, somewhere where the temperature wouldn't be able to damage the suited woman's wrists. Her legs prove to be even more resistant, given that there's more of her suit in the way down there, giving her a nice thick layer of protection from the chance of the heat ray being able to burn her... and yet, despite that, the Terra Blade being brought out manages to quite visibly draw blood when it strikes against her suit, apparently having managed to pierce through her defense just enough to cause at least some injury to her. Far from slicing off her limbs, but it's still something, and she looks quite alarmed that she got hurt, and that her defensive measure isn't as good as she believed it would be. Still, she's in fighting condition...
"It broke through...? No matter. I still stand. Engietech's finest do not go down so easily."
She frowns. Time to deal with the mental manipulation of the Gloves of Mind. She ends up resorting to the only thing she can think of while under the distorted views and perceptions that it inflicted on her, namely, covering herself as best as she can with the spatial protection of her nice suit, helping keep her safe from the storm of Daedalus Stormbow shots while she retreats away from them. Bit by bit, she ends up losing ground as predicted from having to back up to avoid being hit by any of the incoming arrows, carefully making sure to sacrifice as little ground as possible to prolong the potential for her to run out of room to dodge with. Eventually, she ends up backed up against a wall, but nowhere near as far from Danny Devito as was assumed. Still, that means she's got less potential to get out of the way of the incoming fire from the repeater. However, one small detail. Repeaters fire arrows, not bullets. Thanks to the slow travel time of arrows, she's still got time to be able to defend herself despite the constant stream of projectiles heading her way. She puts that time to good use, dodging by sliding along the wall and letting the arrows strike against it instead, breaking them with her hands in case she needs more room and has to cover ground she already used up, even going as far to start catching the arrows mid-flight and throwing them away. Even so, given time, she'd eventually not be able to keep them all from striking blows against her. Her suit has already proven to have limits, thus she does what she can to protect herself further...
Namely, she tanks a few arrows to the chest while grabbing her current weapon of choice, then drowning out the repeater shots in a hailstorm of explosive bullets from her so-far-signature M2 Browning. Her mechanical augmentations remain safe thanks to the thick blanket of explosions protecting her from the sustained arrowfire of the repeater, shredding arrows mid-flight and ripping the air with the sheer explosive force being projected through it. Even so, she glances up once she realizes that there's one more element to this brief duel that she needs to be able to deal with. The millions of satellites. She doesn't personally feel as if she has the firepower to bring them down all on her lonesome, so she'll have to do the best she can do with the resources she has available. She'll have to handle things in a more defensive manner than she normally would.
The woman in a suit, on her own, does not have defensive abilities that amount to very much. However, she is, as she stated, one of Engietech's finest. And that means what little she has is gonna be plenty more than enough for her. She concentrates hard. The suit she's wearing suddenly flares out, space warping around her in wild and chaotic manners, a storm of dimensional mess that manages to keep the area around her clear of satellites, redirecting them so they end up going nowhere near her, slamming into scenery and people that aren't herself at complete random. With that defense active, she only has one thing left to do. One thing to make this right, and figure out a way to make it work.
In the middle of the super cruise that Danny Devito has been sent on, despite the ridiculous measures taken to guard him from any and all harm that could come to him, the security that really should not have been used to such a degree for the sake of a single man of relatively low importance in the way it was, Danny Devito, the real one, the genuine trashman himself... suddenly drops dead from what appears to be a naturally-caused cardiac arrest. Of course, there are absurd degrees of speculation, people slinging accusations left and right as to what could have broken through security and managed to kill him in a way that seemed so natural, but yet so specific that it had to be a planned assassination. Plots turn nasty, people start backstabbing each other, and it's all a horrific, terrifying mess. But the simple truth of the matter?
All the protection in the world can't save a guy from his own failing health.
Dang. This is a lot of stuff. Danny retakes 35,000 damage - that is to say, his wall does.
I won't comment on that, but it was good. Props to both you and @Abeneautmal for this thing. Both of you, I guess.
Battleaxe && This is Real Sticky Note = The One True Battleaxe 10/10 Done.
[[Bucket && Magazine] && AK-47 = Bucket Gun 10/11
420 Blazington && Illuminati Confirmed Meme Picture && Freemasons Buisness Card = Scoped Illuminator 6/11
(Cyberius Crescendo || Battleaxe) && Can of Judgement = Lawform Antivirus Smasher 2/18
The One True Battleaxe ++ Holy = Enlightened Axe 1/11
This weapon has reached an enlightened state of weaponry. Normal people would be vaporized at the mere sight of this thing but thankfully you guys are descendants.
-=Actions
I run up to Alpha and waggle my thumb in between my fingers at him.
"Got your nooooose!!!"
heheheheheheheheheheheheheh
No, but seriously.
I have your nose.
...it's kinda weird.
...
Wait a minute...
Because you don't have a nose, you can't taste well at all...
...WHICH MEANS YOU CAN'T ENJOY FOOOOODDDDDDDDD.
(Hint: This is the ultimate showdownvictory)
-=Alchemies
Dunestrider's Sunback && Eternity's Tremor == Dunestrider's Tremor, of the Original Name (Lvl. 18, 12/19) (cloak) [EE] -- 5% chance to nullify damage dealt by an entity to equipped entity.
Artificial Guardian Reconstruction: N/A
You craft the alchemy, and give it the tag [EE] (Entity Equipment). The player may not use this alchemy normally, and may only equip it to an entity of their choice (maybe only under their control - I dunno; YOU DECIDE!). Once it is equipped, that entity gains the properties of the alchemy equipped. Equipped alchemies cannot be moved off of entities unless that entity dies. Once it does, the alchemy returns to it's creators inventory, and must be "reshaped" - You can't put a dragon's chestplate onto a giant floating boat and expect it to fit properly.
This gives a way of -slightly upgrading old entities with newer stuff.
*NOTE* Equipments shouldn't make anything unbeatable - just gives them some more abilities beyond their base creation.
Example:
Bottled Dragonfire && Gauntlet == Dragonspitter [EE] (Lvl. 10 - 0/11) - This could give an entity a fire-attack ability.
Reshape: Dragonspitter [EE] (Lvl. 10 - 0/5)
Reshaping an Equipment takes lvl / 2 charge time rounded up.
Inventory
+1 to Piono, +1 to Darkside, and +1 to Abe
Nose stolen! One damage.
Alpha looks around the Battlefield, before remembering he is the ultimate force besides the GM and generates the Perfect Hotdog out of thin air before stuffing his mouth with it. ALPHA: ...
He keeps eating Slightly Less Perfect Hotdogs again and again, as the Perfect Hotdog has already went to waste.
And again.
And again.
Still naught but mush in his mouth.
Tastes bland.
Tastes like plasticine. Tastes like paper. Tastes like... nothing.
ALPHA: ...Woe is me, for I cannot even feel the taste of a Slightly Less Perfect Hotdog anymore. ALPHA: Seriously, though. ALPHA: I may be calm on the outside as I am quite obviously almost always calm and collected, albeit my feelings and emotions are having a frenzy deep inside. ALPHA: You vile monster. ALPHA: I have done many an evil thing in my lifetime, but this is the worst I've seen thus far. ALPHA: I... I look like Voldemort! ALPHA: ...Although that does fit with my liking of abominations.
Alpha ponders for a while, before generating a wand out of HammerSpace and shooting a bolt in the air while yelling "CRUCIO!".
A nearby bird drops on the ground, struggling and yelling and twitching while it lays on the ground. ALPHA: ... ALPHA: ... ALPHA: ... ALPHA: ... ALPHA: H͕̼͈͎̪̖̰ͫ͐͆̌e̝̦̤̅ͮ̅ͪ͑̔͢ͅh͕̖͉͓̯̬ͩͮ͗͞.͉̖ͫͬͮͬͅ
(psst, trickle, i know i have three charge slots but i had no ideas for the other two)
I finally have time and idea for action.
ACTION
Hmmm. *thinking so much my head becomes REALLY hot*
I know! The solution is water. And salt. Because water + salt = saltwater. And salt + water also = saltwater. Water on computer = dead computer. Saltwater conducts electricity more than normal water. Then saltwater on computer = more dead computer faster. Also plant + too much salt = dead plant. Computers don't like hot. Plants don't like hot too.
I take a pool of water and add so much salt I can't add more. Then I put my head which is still hot into the pool, partially to make it hot and partially to avoid permanent brain damage. Now I have a hot saltwater pool. I pour it at both the MEGA-GOLEM and the Platerror.
Alchemy (I'll post this every post despite the fact I have to increment it once every round)
1. First slot:
Zombie arm && A Little Bit Of Necromantic Energy = The Hand of the Damned (Level 5) (4/6)
Summons three very low HP zombies which deal moderate damage. 2. Second slot:
(Coins -> Wizard = Crystal Orb) && Gunpowder && Twilight dye = Shadow Orb (Level 5) (5/6)
Fires an explosive shadowy orb which detonates on impact dealing AoE damage. 3. Third slot:
Illegal gun parts && Lost memories && Eraser = Memory gun (Level 10) (3/11)
Deals some-but-not-so-much-but-again-not-so-few damage and applies confusion. Has a chance to instead wipe the memory of an entity and make it [AG]. 4. Fourth slot:
Nothing so far.
Charges:
1. Toon World 2/50 You'll see. It's a reference. Tip: It'll be a summon unlike any others
2. Awkward chant 2/50 Tis' an attack
3. Let's play a game, step 1: Making a deck (Cards 0/60, Game: World of Warcraft TCG) 0/very, Very, VERY much
I won't play games with you on this one (Hehe sorry, I had to say it). Here's an explanation for "Let's play a game":
Mechanics and rules:
When the charge is complete, the PG side has to create their hero, which will be a powerful entity despite being zero charged. It is the character that must not be destroyed or PGs lose the game.
The reward for win is keeping the entity. It's treated then as if it was more-than-50-charged.
Both heroes have life divisible by 100,000 and not more than 3,000,000.
While in the game heroes have their HP divided by 100,000.
PGs can introduce their entities into the game. In fact, it introduces only a card counterpart of the entity, which has it's HP reduced to a 2 or 1 digit number based on it's strength and Trickle's (or mine if I get to handle this) thought.
Cards over rules (What's written on cards has more power than what's written in rules).
Turns are alternated and EOTB marks the end of a turn like so:
My turn
EOTB
PG turn
EOTB
My turn and so on
I am the only AG side player. I have a deck composed of 60 cards and on each turn I can play one resource card (mana) and pay mana to play cards
In one turn PGs can:
Put into play one entity with strength relevant to the turn number or two weaker ones
Attack with entities who have been in play at least since last EOTB
Not attack with any number of entities to cast the same exact number of spells which strength is determined by creature's strength (and trickle or me if I get to handle this)
I'll complete that over time.
I know it's too complicated but please trickle let it be i really love TCGs I could handle this of you don't want to/can't
I'm fine with that thing as long as you make it soon, because in the end-game player events will usually not be allowed at all.
10,000 damage to both Planterror and the MEGA-GOLEM Head!
Tetrahellatus: 73/450
Senator Shrek: 30/50
Orbital Base Deployment: 16/40
Clod Launcher && Large Nano Shotgun= ??? (0/???)
Gryazev-Shipunov GSh-6-30 && The complete list of all the books written by Trotsky && The Communist Manifesto && Size Reducer= Permanent Revolution (Level 17, 7/18)
I cause Planterror to become addicted to video games. I make it play grindy MMORPGs and other online games that have poor balancing, excessive grinding, or both. This should kill Planterror because of the sheer salt.
Slot 1
Glitchy USB From A Different Timeline && (Standard Battle Android && Glitch Essence) && (Corrupster USB && HxD USB) && MetaCuil Abstraction Device = Battle Gynoid EXE 5.0.7 (Level 22, 11/23)
A girl who may or may not be oddly familiar to some of you, upgraded and in battle android form. In a still coherent looking but glitchy form, she seems to be able to corrupt anything she wills into glitching into something entirely different. She can also be meta as heck. Slot 2
Ace of Swords Card && Hungry Node && ME 16384k Storage Cell && Spellcard Template = Ace of Swords 「Digitizer」 (Level ?, 6/?) (+1 from Pricey, +3 from SilentStorm)
A Rider-Waite Ace of Swords card. It stays perfectly flat regardless of any force applied to it. When it hits anything with sufficient force, it sucks in matter around it and stores it as data, which can be read with any matter-data conversion tool. Slot 3
Kagerou (Kantai Collection) Figurine && Standard Battle Android && Quadruple Cord Attachment Points && ((SPAMR Launcher (MineFactory Reloaded) && Chemical Thrower (Immersive Engineering)) && (Double Compressed Torcherino (Torcherino) && Augment: Space-Time Flux Unifier (Thermal Expansion) && Overclocker Upgrade (IndustrialCraft^2))) = Battle Gynoid Kagerou (Level 25, 11/26)
A 1:1 scale gynoid of Kagerou from Kantai Collection. In addition to her standard weapons in her remodeled form, she has four fully controllable cords extending from her back that can connect to various weapons, one of which is permanently connected to a rocket launcher that fires chemical-spraying rockets. I don't even know how she stays upright, she just does. Slot 4
Ibuki Mioda (Super Danganronpa 2) Figurine && Standard Battle Android && (Electric Guitar && SCP-219) && 10x USB Port Array && ((Energy Condenser (Equivalent Exchange 2) && Metal Former: Wire) && Handless Robotic Left Arm) = Battle Gynoid Ibuki Mioda (Level 20, 11/21)
A 1:1 scale gynoid of Ibuki Mioda from Super Danganronpa 2. Her left hand is missing, in its place a large amount of wires of all types that she can extrude infinitely at will. Connected by a fully controllable wire next to a series of inset USB ports on her right shoulder is a custom electric guitar, which can produce resonant frequencies of literally any material and even multiple materials at once and direct them at a specific point. She also can stay upright despite having several meters of wire and an electric guitar attached to her. Don't ask how.
Charges Project Factory (17/100)
Project Nuke/Main.java (18/50)
Project Animebot Replacement Service/vocaloid/YuzukiYukariV4.java (8/50)
+3 JOEbob Project Factory Bid - REMINDER THAT PROJECT FACTORY IS STILL A THING!!! GIVE ME YOUR ASSISTS IF YOU WANT STUFF!
Cyanogynist (22)
Pricey12345 (20)
Battlefury13 (12)
teag2 (6)
Hezetor (5)
SilentStorm (3)
Feel free to bid when editing your posts. I will edit them into this post.
Enerald whacks Danny with the edgy sword that is Darkscslibur
(Glowstick&&Lightsaber)&& Master Sword && Heavy Claw (EBF) = Explosive Laser Sword Gun Thing. 10/13
It's a Heavy Cannon thing, with a lightsaber bayonet attacked. Simple enough.
(Sword||Spellbook=Runic Blade)&&(Shield||Pureed Diety=Shield of Divinity)=The Magic Yin-Yang: 4/16
It's a set consisting of a Sword enchanted with Arcane Magic, and a shield imbued with Divine Energy
A sword && Something that's not a sword = Random Object-Throwing Sword: 4/11
It's a sword that has the ability to create random objects from itself. After being used, the random object disappears
[AG]
Spellthief deals 30,000 damage to Planterror along with Venuzcopter!
The Guardian meat-shields Danny!
Danny DeVito pummels Planterror, dealing, uh, 125,000 damage. Jeez. That's more than what the latter deals!
The Prophet stuns Canovivibe.
The Queen makes sure the seed is destroyed. It is. She goes back to being a queen.
The Flesh Golem pounds on the MEGA-GOLEM's fist.
The Shield/Barrier priest defends Danny DeVito!
The Wogly makes Planterror just a little bit less real. Continuing to sap this entity's integrity will remove more and more at a time.
Nothing else moves as they are just summoned.
[PG]
WOOO BOY. First off, the Reign of the Vines procs and Vineroy is spawned! He'll destroy everything if not taken care of. Whoops.
Planterror switches to SPRAY mode and sprays a bunch of entities! These seeds won't kill upon exploding, but they will deal a bunch of damage.
The MEGA-GOLEM pounds the Spellthief, punches the Flesh Golem with its fist and fires a laser at the Tentacles, annihilating one and engulfing the rest in flames.
[GM]
Alpha fixes the dual bosses up with a little spell.
Wouldn't want them entering PHASE TWO just yet, eh? :^)
Prepare for a massacre next turn. +4 to PGs.
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Destroy Alpha's new bosses! > AGs: Defend Danny DeVito! > AGs: Fight for entity advantage! > AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Summon more entities! > PGs: Defend the Bosses! > PGs: Fight for entity advantage! > PGs: Defend the Godmodder!
Field Effects: Reign of the Vines (1/4 chance to summon a low PG vine enemy). Rocky Tomb (Any PG entity attacks have a 1/8 chance to stun).
[A] Earthheart: Dust Storm: 3/3. Razor Sharp Rock Spires: 4/4. Sink: 9/10 uses. Earthen Avatar: 4/5 uses. Summon Golem: 0/3 uses. Mountain Fortress: 6/7, 2/2 uses. Sanctuary of the Earth's Heart: 0/15, LOCKED. Held by Cyanogynist. [A]The Living Flame: HOT PANTS: 2/2. Fireblast: 3/5. Smokescreen: 10/10 uses. Immolate: 5/5 uses. Raging Inferno: 4/8, 2/2 uses. Conflagration: 0/12, LOCKED. Held by Abeneautmal. [A] Triton's Scepter: Seaspray: 3/3. Splash: 3/5. Waterwhip: 7/7 uses. Whirlpool: 4/4 uses. Tidal Wave: 3/8, 2/2 uses. Diluvium: 0/10, 1/1 use, LOCKED. Held by GoldenReady.
Light of Kekreation: [AG] HP: 5/5. Me: 1/3. Myself: 1/5. I: 1/7.
Spellthief: [AG] HP: 200,000/420,000. 5/10 charges stored. Fire (3 turns).
Artificial Guardian: [AG] HP: 80,000/95,000. Blood in the Snow [EE] (Has a 20% chance to freeze enemy on attack). Bodygaurding Danny.
Wastewalkers: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x28). +10 Wastewalkers each turn and an additional 2 for every 10 Wastewalkers on the battlefield. Whenever a non-group entity dies, create 15 Wastewalkers. SPRAY SEED: 20,000/20,000 HP. Danny DeVito: [AG] HP: 1/8. Cannot be healed. Gains 5,000 attack from every entity that dies from the point of his summoning. Current attack: 125,000. Barrier: 25,000/25,000 HP. 10,000/10,000 HP.
Battlefury13/Conderp: [AG-α] HP: 10/10.
Annis Valencia: [AG] HP: 20/20. ACTIVE.SHARD: The Universal Essence.
JOEBob: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Mecha DarkSide: [AG] HP: 130,000/130,000. 14/16 AP. 029/100 SOP. Lvl 5. Overwhelm (-2 AP/turn).
J: [AG] HP: 15,000/15,000. Hope: 2/10.
Shield Priest: [AG] HP: 300,000/300,000. Defender! Reinforced Barrier: 2/3. Obsidi-Steel Barrier: 2/7. Barrier: 50,000/50,000 HP (-10,000 per turn).
Flesh Golem: [AG] HP: 450,000/550,000. Meatshield. Regeneration: 0/2. Rage: 2/4. (10,000 DMG). Bodyguarding Shield Priest! SPRAY SEED: 20,000/20,000 HP.
Prophet of Annihilation: [AG] HP: 100,000/100,000. Stuns enemies!
Wogly: [AG] HP: 320,000/320,000. SPRAY SEED: 20,000/20,000 HP.
Benevolent Piono: [AG-B] HP: 40/40.SPRAY SEED: 20,000/20,000 HP.
Wall: [AG] HP: 75,000/120,000. Bodygaurding Danny DeVito. SPRAY SEED: 20,000/20,000 HP.
Blood Wing: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000 x2. Blood Shield: 1/5.
White Wing: [AG] HP: 15,000/15,000 x2. Generates White Unit damage-buffers!
Bone Wing: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. Skeletal Shield: 1/4. Protects wings and JOE!
Plant Wing: [AG] HP: UNKILLABLE. Regrow: 1/7. Regenerates wings.
Desolate Hive: [AG] HP: 300,000/300,000 + 10,000 Armor. +10,000 Armor every turn to a max of 100,000. If the Queen is dead, +20,000 instead. Swarmsurge: 1/3. Sovereignty: 0/6, LOCKED. INVULNERABLE UNTIL QUEEN IS FULLY DEAD!
Bleak Queen: [AG] HP: 150,000/150,000. Queen's Call: 1/4. Wasting Barrage: 1/3.
Royal Guard: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000 x2. Debuffed to x2.
Tentacles: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000 x3. Bodygaurding Danny DeVito. Fire (3 turns).
Roxxanne: [PG] HP: 1/150,000.INACTIVE.
Zetta: [PG] HP: 150,000/150,000.INACTIVE.
Grimsby: [PG] HP: 150,000/150,000.ACTIVE.
Mai: [PG] HP: RESPAWNING!/150,000.INACTIVE.
Canovivibe the Canoe King: [PG] 3 Canoes remaining. Canovivibe takes one damage per attack, but gains back twenty canoes when killing someone.
Planterror: [PG-BOSS] HP: 650,000/1,300,000. MODE: SPRAY. Torn Thorns: 2/3.
MEGA-GOLEM: [PG-BOSS] Body HP: 500,000/500,000. Fist HP: 100,000/200,000. Head HP: 275,000/400,000.
Vineroy the Annoying: [PG] HP: 1/1. Dies upon being attacked, but consumes your entire attack. DO NOT LET HIM LIVE.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 21/100.
Kayaws Emeralds: Owned by pionoplayer. Cooldown: 1/4.
Pineapple Device: Owned by Pricey12345. Cooldown: 3/3.
Contaminated Vocal Chords: Owned by greenpokeman2000. Cooldown: 4/4.
Uber Wrench: Owned by Redstonetam15. Cooldown: 4/4.
Giant Bat Wing: Owned by Sirplop. Cooldown: 4/4.
Atomic Gel: Owned by JOEBob. Cooldown: 2/7.
Central Processing Unit: Owned by GoldenReady. Cooldown: 4/6.
Crimson Skull: Owned by pionoplayer. Cooldown: 1/4.
Corrupt Tooth: Owned by Battlefury13. Cooldown: 5/5.
Nice Fleece Blanket: Owned by DarkSide. Cooldown: 4/8.
Medusa Head: Owned by GoldenReady. Cooldown: 2/4.
The Smooth Granite Pebble: Owned by W32Coravint. Cooldown: 3/3.
Akron's Core: Owned by GoldenReady. Chargeup: 12/12.
Crystallized Ki: Owned by GoldenReady. Cooldown: 1/5.
Anarchist's Cookbook: Owned by Hezetor. Cooldown: 5/5.
Ion Beacon: Owned by Emerald Mann. Chargeup: 0/4.
Scythe of (Eardrum) Death: Owned by Hezetor. Cooldown: 4/4.
Coral Riff Guitar: Owned by ConsumerOfAll. Cooldown: 0/4.
Lance of Creation: Owned by DarkSide. Cooldown: 1/3.
Sword of Destruction: Owned by W32Coravint. Cooldown: 3/3.
The Queener: Owned by Cyanogynist. Cooldown: 5/5.
Conga Drums: Owned by Hezetor. Cooldown: 3/3.
The Great Horn: Owned by Erelye. Cooldown: 5/5.
Heart...: Owned by W32Coravint. Cooldown: 3/3.
...Locket: Owned by DarkSide. Cooldown: 3/3.
Infinity Edge: Owned by Cyanogynist. Cooldown: 4/4.
The Golden Lute: Owned by insert_generic_username. Cooldown: 6/6.
Mark of Chaos: Owned by DarkSide. Cooldown: 6/6.
Buzzing Transistor Core: Owned by W32Coravint. Chargeup: 10/10.
Blah’s Power Core: Owned by Pricey12345. Cooldown: 8/8.
TerraWeather PDA: Owned by Battlefury13. Chargeup: 10/10.
Cursed Fang: Owned by TwinBuilder. Cooldown: 5/5.
MLG Fedora: Owned by Emerald Mann. Cooldown: 3/10.
Blood: 120,000 Dreams: online |slot one| Dream of Hilarity - Gain "Feeling Funny" buff, or give the buff to someone else, which gives you/ally a 33% dodge rate for two turns. 6 turn cooldown.| (source: benevolent clowns) on cooldown, 1 turn left.
|Slot two| empty|
|Slot three| empty|
|Slot four| empty|
steffan 27/40 +3 W32coravint[last round] +3 W32 [this round]
huh? 3/?
Fred... 3/?
+3 consumer
celestial mirror && blood dagger && JOEs perception crystal && soulshard katana && technosoulblade ==TechnoRelease blade level 25 15/26
Gaia metal(earth-infused metal) && Liquid air(a special magical type of air) && Phoenix Flame(special fire) && Elemental Water(self explanatory) || Void Seed (void corrupts stuff) = Corruption of light lvl 12 6/13
((Gaia metal || mech frame) ++ machinery) && (Computer && time warp core ++cooling ++intelligence && assorted future tech &&Three laws of robotics = Post-singularity superintelegence )) || assembly line ++ balancing = Robotic Robotic robot assembly line assembly line lvl 20 6/21
soon comes steffan...
Light of Kekreation: Use creativity has create in it with...
the light of Kekreation pulses cyan and decides to visit a random MCdonalds. the Mcdonalds is abandoned, and outside of it, a battle rages, a giant X and pulsing red heart against a legion of warriors. the light of kekreation then feels a powerful urge to reenact a scene.
"W:WHY AREN'T THERE ANY [DATA CORRUPTED] AT A FIN MCDONALDS "
"M: Kek."
"W: DON'T SAY THAT!"
"M: say what? Kek!"
"W: YES, THAT"
"M: whats wrong with saying topkek?"
as some people, like the voice of reason, may remember/know, this conversation awoke the 2 Keks. however, they didn't know because it wasn't true until now that Zerikek was actually a hybrid godmodder/kekian using the splattered remains of the keks. Zerikek, now light of kekreation, has returned to find further topkek-material to use for its experiments, which it finds by reviving xXKekstoReksXx and TopKekMaster, then ripping them apart.
xXKekstoReksXx leaps at LoK and is blocked by a wall of TopKek bags, which then levitate and fly at them. they are swiftly evaskerated. TopKekMaster leaks at LoK for revenge, only to miss because of godmodding CREATING powers. LoK proceeds to slap TopKekMaster silly before stabbing them repeatedly. thats a lot of bloodIcing...
anyway, Light of Kekreation takes a ton of Kek material and makes a Kek Motion Gun
to use Creation, and create a Kek motion gun with 1,000 HP that hides behind the wall and is almost entirely attack focused..
WMG: kill the spray seed on the wall!
Meanwhile, I poke vineroy to death.
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I could handle this of you don't want to/can't
s up "life-energy charged pillow smash" in hopes of it doing something.