Slifer the Sky Dragon charges up Hyper Beam!
Silfer is dead!
[COMPLETED MECHANICAL MODULE: NOW ABLE TO BUILD MOST MECHANICAL BOSSES]
[CONSTRUCTING RETINAZER (1/16)]
k den
I throw my sword cane at the godmodder and begin to summon a thing from the first destroy the godmodder.
"It was already built, I just need to transport it to this dimension and repair it..."
1/30
The Godmodder catches your cane and snaps it in half.
lucas charges (1/5)
I throw a target dummy at the godmodder
The Godmodder karate chops the target dummy in half.
Large Nano Shotgun (Level 7): 2/8
Solar Strike Charge: 7/20
Not-Freddy moonwalked all over the enemy and threw a bunch of rotting organs at the Godmodder.
I give the Godmodder a copy of a highly-addictive game, and make him begin to play it.
Not-Freddy hasn't been summoned yet!
The Godmodder does something that makes the game break in half.
I typed in chat "Ban the noobs! They are hindering us getting rid of the godmodder!"
Samus shoots a missile at Pastel Burnt.
A moderator types in chat "Please send proof to
www.totallynotavirus.com blah blah blah"
6000 damage to the Head Thingy!
I continue summoning the bacon lord (3/5)
I use a yoyo, and when the godmoder blocks it, the counterweight hits him in the face
The Godmodder catches the yo-yo, and throws it back at you.
I summon Cailou, who annoys you to death! I use acid bullets and continue to fya!
Redstone starts to summon someone! 1/2
Lord rejoins! He taxes you 1000000 platinum!
Something is on it's way! 1/3
I slit Cailou's throat.
The Godmodder catches all of your bullets and fire, and throws them back at you.
I throw Lord off a cliff.
Large Nano Shotgun (Level 7): 3/8
Solar Strike Charge: 8/20
I shoot the Terror Zombie with a chicken flamer (A flamethrower that shoots burning, living chickens).
Not-Freddy turned the Terror Zombie down and screamed on his face.
5000 damage!
Not-Freddy hasn't been summoned yet!
Kailua leaves!
I dash into you while still fyain!
Redstone finishes the summon! It's Destiny! She attacks with Gungnir and Redstone attacks with Togonibiri! They are the Dring Duo!
Lord sends an army of weak knights at you!
What? Me? Nah, I throw you off a cliff.
Destiny appears!
Lord is at the bottom of a cliff!
Because the current me exploded past future me now exists due to some paradoxical shenanigans. This creates a giant explosion on top of the psycho godmodder.
1 damage!
I almost summon the Bacon Lord (4/5)
I start summoning in Medusa (1/2)
I...cry my feelings were crushed
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
In the most confusing manor possible my paradoxically created split future self split again in order to remedy the paradox by making the future future past version of myself into the current version of myself which would then split into my future past self which is now simply my past self and my future future self which is now my future self. However, the future future past version of myself which is now the current version of myself is so annoyed by the confusion around it's existence it becomes neutral and leaves to go live a quiet farming life leaving the rest of the splits to continue to be unlinked paradoxes.
wat
AG
I start summoning the mighty YRIMIR
(1/5)
Slifer the Sky Dragon, now on the ground, releases his attack on Not-Freddy for 700 damage!
Silfer is dead!
An angry mob of players run over the godmodder!
The Godmodder slashes his way through the crowd with a sword!
I give Morshu more health (hp increased to 100000/100000 (too much?))
Too much.
I continue summoning Yri (2/5)
I use meowmeare to annoy the
out of him with cat noises and then it distracts them so I call in a pear strike which heals me and then I become the mighty,
The awesomeness of the velociraptor riding a shark while holding an RPG deals 2 damage to the Godmodder!
I begin to alchemizing!
Tails' dead corpse&&Sp00py ghost gem=Tails Doll (1/5)
Tails' dead corpse && sp00py ghost gem= Tails Doll (Level 412): 1/413
Huh, looks like you can't make that yet.
I am almost finished summoning Yri (3/5)
I fire my rpg at Godmodder123 and attempt to jaws attack him.
The Godmodder blocks your RPG and your jaws attack!
I begin summoning Chaos (1/5)
5/10 for charge of potential. potential up!
3/3 for magic numbers!
2/3 for the machine gun
MAGIC NUMBERS, GO!!!
One of the most annoying assist trophies in all of smash bros four...
No, not
that guy, I said one of the most annoying, not THE most annoying.
No, it isn't the Nintendog either.
No, I'm talking about passive-aggressive numbers man, who is the only freaking assist that didn't get the 'don't hit the guy who summoned you' memo.
The one and only;
Dr Kawashima.
The giant floating head of deadly numbers appears in the sky, does his silent yet still incredibly annoying laugh, and floats up out of view, and immediately the entire battlefield is obscured by a completely stupid and ridiculous storm of exploding numbers that drives everyone insane, and deals heavy damage to all of the PGs, Hs and Vs.
I get annoyed by all of these flying death numbers, and begin bouncing up them, jump on top of Dr. Kawashima, and shoot him in the head (Well, where else am I going to shoot him?) with my assault rifle, sending the giant floating death head careening towards the earth, where it slams into the terror zombie and EXPLODES VIOLENTLY!!!
0_0
10000 damage to the Terror Zombie and the Head Thingy!
Yri. Shall. Rise (4/5)
I call the admin but since he is not there I enlist the ARSOC to blow his computer to bits
Army, Rangers, Special, Operations, Command
ERROR: Above the 3 post limit!
Tails Doll is being created! (2/5)
I breed Shoop Da Whoop&&Stickman=Mobile Lazor! (1/5)
I shoot all the PG's with with a random lazor gun I found on the ground.
ERROR: You can only breed entities that are on the field!
4000 damage to the Terror Zombie!
YRIMIR HAS RISEN!
As he ninja's the god modder with a terra blade on the third day in the game, he rigs the godmodder's respawn point to teleport him to the dungeon, where skeletron has not been defeated.
ERROR: Above the 3 post limit!
I summon in The Bacon Lord!
Bacon Lord: AG 20000/20000 HP
I summon in medusa by the Godmoder!
Medusa: H 10000/10000 HP (I can control her indirectly)
The Bacon Lord starts firing at Pastel Burnt!
Medusa attempts to turn the Godmoder to stone! (1/2)
Bacon Lord appears!
Medusa appears!
6000 damage to the Head Thingy!
"ah, the benefits of a laptop... i can enjoy 1.3 while i kill godmodders!"
bahamut charges his mega flare! <2/6>
I begin to resurrect riki the heropon! <1/3>
6/10 for the charge of potential
1/5 for a giant robot dinosaur with freaking laser beams.
I finish THE MACHINE GUN!!!
Pulling out my magnificent new weapon of death and destruction, I decide to combine its deadly powers with my super powered form, and run over to the terror zombie...
And begin beating it over the head with the machine gun until it gets smashed into the ground!!!
Wait, hold on. I don't think I'm using it right... oh well, it works.
15000 damage to the Terror Zombie!
My tears become a monster with incredible power SATIR 1000000000/10000000000
He does 1 dmg
The moderator bans the tear monster for "git rekt skrub"
Bahamut keeps charging!
/6>
I keep charging <2/3>
I begin the +1 cycle of downward spiralling...
+1 to both of starhunter's charges, +1 to minerturtle's tails doll.
7/10 for the charge of potential
2/5 for a giant robot dinosaur with freaking laser beams.
Machine gun AND Machine gun = Gatling gun 1/4
I take the machine gun, and still super powered (I think), I spray bullets everywhere into the sky in celebration.
And then, because as everyone knows, bullets coming down from the sky are just as deadly as they were when fired upwards, the bullets rain down on the terror zombie, filling it full of holes. And then it takes extra damage as all the helpless bird corpses rain down on its head.
12000 damage to the Terror Zombie!
Twin Prime Destroyer arrives!
I use my golden shower spell on the psycho godmodder. It lowers his defense and I fire it 30 times until my mana has run out.
The Godmodder blocks all of your attacks with his custom Ankh Shield!
Large Nano Shotgun (Level 7): 4/8
Solar Strike Charge: 9/20
I begin to play some really good metal music throughout the battlefield.
Not-Freddy repeatedly jumped on the Terror Zombie´s head from high up in the sky and shot out sparks.
alright
Not-Freddy hasn't been summoned yet!
An Antimatterbomb (hence the light) explodes in the room next to the godmodder, who was to dull to do anything.
I used the time and fled
The Godmodder isn't in the dining room!
Everyone is too busy playing 1.3 to attack!
But wait! The AKRD has succumbed to it's infection! It is now on the V side!
Teag's Fort [AG]:HP: 20000/20000(+4000 health per turn)
Shia Lebouf [AG]: HP:3/6
The Rake [AG]: HP:14000/24000 gdyusguygsuysdgs:
III
Alex [AG]: HP:10000/10000
Bahumat [AG]: HP:22000/25000 (Protecting the fort)
Lucas [AG]: HP:15000/15000
Horde of Dragons [AG]: HP:20000/20000
Samus [AG]: HP:23000/23000
Destiny [AG]: HP:12000/12000
Bacon Lord [AG]: HP:23000/23000
Phantamanta [AG]: HP:???/???
Omega Ridley [N]: HP:33000/35000
Medusa [H]: HP:10000/10000
Pastel Burnt [V]: HP: Invunerable?/Invunerable? Head Thingy: HP:1000/25000
Awesome Killer Robot of Death[V]: HP:15000/15000
Terror Zombie [PG BOSS]: HP:1000/100000
Psycho Godmodder: HP: 88/100
