Destroy the Godmodder

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Star Strike 3/20
Summonning Not-Freddy:2/2
Not-Freddy has been summoned!
Stats: 2000 health.
Ability: Can perform two actions per post.
 
Due to an error, the charge time is reduced to 3!
I finish charging!
A rail appears on the outskirts of the track. I teleport away and train appears! It flies at extreme speed down the track, and then when the track turns, it flies off!
"I'M GOING OFF THE RAILS ON A HYPE TRAIN"
The full force of the Hype Train smashes through the Pineapple Queen, Terror Zombie, and the Godmodder!
It then flies up and in to space. I fall down from the train and land next to the fort!
 
Star Strike: 4/20 (The spaceships' crews, sadly enough, fond a ton of weed).
Not-Freddy hit the Pineapple Queen with his whip, and sparked electricity everywhere.
I prepare to kick the crap out of the Godmodder's face and get him distracted, allowing me to hack his godmodding abilities (The next attack that actually damages him will deal 2 damage instead of one): 0/5
 
I join now
[AG]

Why are we not using better attacks...
I use the Stone Mask on GodModder123 making him a spooky vampire!
He is now weak to sunlight and hamon!
I stab everyone once with the meteor arrow allowing them to generate stands!
 
Star Strike: 5/20 (Finally got rid of the weed and whoever smuggled it in the spaceships).
Alchemiter recipe:Reality-damaging weapon (Combination of a shotgun, the LHC and 3 tons of nanomachines) 0/11
Not-Freddy took his mask off and showed his awfully mangled face to a Pineapple Warrior, and then healed the Rake.
 
I summon a rocket launcher and shoot it at the godmodder
The Godmodder grabs your rocket and throws it back at you.

Currently (C) I retrieve my fists from the inside of the godmodder and summon a pair of rocket boots. I begin stabbing at random internal organs as I launch myself out of the godmodder. Meanwhile at some point in the future I for some reason decided to split myself into a future version of myself and a past version of myself causing a future past (FP) version of myself to appear at this point in time outside the godmodder.

(FP) I equip my rocket boots and fly up to the meteor and begin attacking it with a cool ninja sword.
The Godmodder explodinates current you, while future past you deals 4000 damage to a Pineapple Meteor.

I summon a Bacon overlord! [1/5]
I charge up my bacon cannon! [1/2]
k den

So the godmodder is sitting in the dinning room and I´m coming back soon.
Possibly he´s anxious to know what´s behind the door, the mysterious, forbidden door.
Could it be unknown 1.3 content, treasures of unknown wealth?? There´s only way to find out...
k den

The burgers turn out to be cyanide!
Redstone respawns! He shoots Ichor Bullets!
The Godmodder isn't harmed by the cyanide burgers.
The Godmodder catches the ichor bullets, and crushes them.

charging complete (5/5) - Lucas comes out of nowhere! 15000 hp
i blow my nose on godmodders arm
Lucas uses pk freeze on pineapple queen
Lucas appears!
The Godmodder throws you into the sun.
The Pineapple Queen is frozen for this turn!

Star Strike charge: 2/20
Summonning Not-Freddy: 1/2

Barrier continues casting! <2/3>
Bahamut roasts the pinapple warriors with fire breath!
2 Pineapple Warriors killed!

The rake keeps attacking the terror zombie.
I keep summoning the horde of dragons. (4/5)
5000 damage!

I charge Shoryuken! 1/2
Redstone uses "Piss Shower" on you!
I punch Redstone before he can do that.

I continue summoning the Bacon Lord! [2/5]
I fire my bacon cannon! [2/2]
The bacon flies away into the atmosphere, and the T-Rex leaves to go get it, returning at a later date.

I use Shoryuken on the godmodder! (If I don't specify i'm attacking the godmodder)
Redstone fires the Snowman Cannon at you!
(I'll ninja the godmodder until he's dead!)
The godmodder catches your fist and flings you out the window

Slifer the Sky Dragon's scales protect him from the arrows! He resumes his charge on the God Modders Enemies!
Silfer then falls to the ground, acted on by a mysterious force.

Charging complete! I resummon Morshu! (5000/5000 hp)
I summon the other Riki, the Heropon from Xenoblade Chronicles!
Morshu blows stuff up with his bombs and MMMMMMMMMMissles
ERROR: Morshu's health is much too low, so you might want to fix that. No seriously, he could get one-shot by almost any entity.
Riki gets killed by noobs.
Morshu hasn't been summoned yet.

The rake pins down the terror zombie and attempts to finish it off.
I finish summoning the horde of dragons!
6000 damage!
The horde of dragons appears!

I eat some stuff
Riki: "Riki swim in hot spring!"
Morshu: "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
k den

Introducing the brand new-super awshum inviso dawgy, comes with a 3yr pet plan that covers everything except loss or theft! Only 399.99[insert money here] units! About 4 dawgys left and 1 dogez.
alright den

gimme a doge plz

(C) As I launch out of the Godmodders mouth I create a cool ninja sword and cut his tongue making it somewhat painful to eat anything else.
The Godmodder grabs your sword and snaps it in half.

Suddenly, a player wanders onto the battlefield, holding a cane.
"You have never fought a godmodder before, have you?"
He looks up.
"I fought against the first godmodder, back when I played Minecraft."
He looks at the godmodder, then at the players.
"This one is weak in comparison, and yet you struggle."
He pulls off the end of his cane, revealing the blade concealed within.
"Allow me to show you how its done." He looks at the godmodder and points his blade at him. "Surrender now or your head will be mounted above my fireplace, just like the last godmodder who challenged me!"
The Godmodder gets up and punches you away.

3/5 for the charge of potential. potential up!
1/3 for Magic Numbers
I finish the assault rifle!

I take out my brand new assault rifle.
I decide to try out the very first alchemy by spraying bullets ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Somehow these bullets only hit PG entities.

I then decide to try out the Kayaws Emeralds, and go SUPER SAIYAN WITH THEM!!!
Well, maybe not super saiyan, but I go super form anyways, and then rush down to the pineapple queen with my brand new assault rifle and make her/it/thing EAT HOT LEAD!!!
6000 damage to the Terror Zombie!

Kayaws Emerald activated! 13000 damage to the Pineapple Queen!

I ban the noobs, as they are annoying and should learn how to play the game anyways.
Samus's Gunship arrives, and Samus Aran jumps out, fully healed and wearing a Varia Suit.
ERROR: You are not a mod on this server.
Samus appears again!

Ah, good, at least one player here knows what he is doing.
I continue to wait for an answer from the godmodder.
k m8.

4/5 for charge of potential
2/3 for Magic Numbers
Assault rifle AND assault rifle = Machine gun: 1/3
(just a note, I actually alchemized this chain in DTG2, mind if I do the entire thing here as well?)

Anyways, CONTINUE SHOOTING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT WHILE IN SUPER MODE!!! And the pineapple queen.
Assault Rifle && Assault Rifle = Machine Gun (Level 2): 1/3
Yeah, you can do it.
12000 damage to the Pineapple Queen

Look guys I mades a time bomb :D wait how do I stop the beeping...
*sits it on the floor and runs*
k den

Bahamut gets back to the fort before barrier is cast!
Barrier is cast around the fort! (+25000 hp to the fort)
I cuddle heropon riki (and if he's dead, i cuddle his corpse(If there's no corpse, I just sit there all lonely-like))
EDIT: Redundancy
Fort fully healed!

Star Strike 3/20
Summonning Not-Freddy:2/2
Not-Freddy has been summoned!
Stats: 2000 health.
Ability: Can perform two actions per post.
Them health's a bit too low!

Due to an error, the charge time is reduced to 3!
I finish charging!
A rail appears on the outskirts of the track. I teleport away and train appears! It flies at extreme speed down the track, and then when the track turns, it flies off!
"I'M GOING OFF THE RAILS ON A HYPE TRAIN"
The full force of the Hype Train smashes through the Pineapple Queen, Terror Zombie, and the Godmodder!
It then flies up and in to space. I fall down from the train and land next to the fort!
The Godmodder catches the train and throws it at the Pineapple Queen, which kills it! You got the Pineapple Queen's Spoil of War! The Pineapple Device! I will detail what it does in the OP. All of the meteors and warriors vanish.

Star Strike: 4/20 (The spaceships' crews, sadly enough, fond a ton of weed).
Not-Freddy hit the Pineapple Queen with his whip, and sparked electricity everywhere.
I prepare to kick the crap out of the Godmodder's face and get him distracted, allowing me to hack his godmodding abilities (The next attack that actually damages him will deal 2 damage instead of one): 0/5
k den

I join now
[AG]

Why are we not using better attacks...
I use the Stone Mask on GodModder123 making him a spooky vampire!
He is now weak to sunlight and hamon!
I stab everyone once with the meteor arrow allowing them to generate stands!
The Godmodder breaks the Stone Mask before you use it.

Star Strike: 5/20 (Finally got rid of the weed and whoever smuggled it in the spaceships).
Alchemiter recipe:Reality-damaging weapon (Combination of a shotgun, the LHC and 3 tons of nanomachines) 0/11
Not-Freddy took his mask off and showed his awfully mangled face to a Pineapple Warrior, and then healed the Rake.
Shotgun && Large Hadron Collider && 3 tons of nanomachines = Large Nano Shotgun (Level 7): 1/8.

I fya!
Redstone fyas!
The Godmodder blocks the fya with a hammer.

I proceed to update the server software to 1.3. when it comes out.
You are not a mod!

I send a copy of 1.3 to the godmodder! while he plays, I hit him with a fireball!
Bahamut charges a Mega Flare! <1/6>
The Godmodder ignores 1.3, and smashes the fireball with his hammer.

I assist TMB's charge! (6/20)
The robot continues to fly around the godmodder!
k den

The Godmodder walks out to the battlefield. Psycho Godmodder appears!
The server gets updated to 1.3, so everyone is too preoccupied with that to actually attack!
Except for Psycho Godmodder, who then kills Steve.
Teag's Fort [AG]:HP: 20000/20000(+4000 health per turn)
Awesome Killer Robot of Death [AG]: HP:15000/15000 (Infection: 75%) (Infection goes up by 25% per turn.)
Shia Lebouf [AG]: HP:3/6
The Rake [AG]: HP:14000/24000 gdyusguygsuysdgs:III
Alex [AG]: HP:10000/10000
Bahumat [AG]: HP:22000/25000 (Protecting the fort)
Lucas [AG]: HP:15000/15000
Horde of Dragons [AG]: HP:20000/20000
Samus [AG]: HP:23000/23000
Omega Ridley [N]: HP:33000/35000
Pastel Burnt [V]: HP: Invunerable?/Invunerable? Head Thingy: HP:23000/25000
Terror Zombie [PG BOSS]: HP: 47000/100000
Psycho Godmodder: HP: 91/100
On Their Way To The Battlefield:
Phantamanta [AG]: HP:???/??? 1 turns until there.
 
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I throw my sword cane at the godmodder and begin to summon a thing from the first destroy the godmodder.
"It was already built, I just need to transport it to this dimension and repair it..."
1/30
 
Large Nano Shotgun (Level 7): 2/8
Solar Strike Charge: 7/20
Not-Freddy moonwalked all over the enemy and threw a bunch of rotting organs at the Godmodder.
I give the Godmodder a copy of a highly-addictive game, and make him begin to play it.
 
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