I summon cuckoo 1/1 hp summons other cuckoos to attack they do 10 dmg
The Godmodder stabs every single cuckoo on the planet to death exactly 0.00001 nanoseconds before you summon them.
I decide to call in my ride (1/7)
I know it will be devastating, so I take out the heavy weapons, the minishark.
Alright.. this'll be interesting...
Destiny puts on her guide suit!
I roundhouse kick you to the moon!
Lord somehow survives and commands the knights to run over you!
MegaMinEr69 ramdomly appears! He attacks with his sharpness X Diamond Sword! (10000/10000HP No Knockback)
Destiny puts on here guide suit! This does something, I guess.
I dodge out of the way of your kicks.
An orchid light fills the neighborhood as the knights are vaporized.
The Godmodder uses his
DIAMOND BOTKILLER MK. II AUSTRALIUM HALE'S OWN ROCKET LAUNCHER while wearing his UNUSUAL STOUT SHAKO to decimate MegaMinEr69.
Phantamanta stings the head thingy.
Samus fires a missile at the AKRD.
I continue summoning Chaos. (2/5)
((BTW it's normal Chaos, not Perfect Chaos.))
Head Thingy killed! Pastel Burnt killed!
The AKRD blocks it with a virus missile! It then goes back to playing 1.3.
The Godmodder seems to officially not be making sense with how Slifer died seeing how he said arrows killed him first but his scales protected him, then he said Slifer is grounded, which should not kill him!
I use my POWERS OF THE NARRATIVE™ to brutally kill Silfer in a thousand different, equally creative ways.
lucas charges (2/5)
I throw a baked potato at godmodder
The Godmodder throws an anti-matter potato at your potato!
Megaminer allows Sethbling to join(1000/1000HP)! They build Alliciar (5000/5000 Auto Summon) and a mech(+1000 HP +100atk), which MegaMinEr goes in!
Alliciar rains boulders on you!
Megaminer shoots high-particle charged redstone at you!
I fire the Phantasm with Holy Arrows and make it rain stars on you! (Plz know what that is b4 you update)
Destiny and Redstone fire Sniper Rifles mixed with Ichor And Cursed Flame Bullets at you!
The Godmodder uses the same things he used to kill Mega Miner to kill Sethbling, Alliciar, and the mech!
Alliciar is dead!
Megaminer is dead!
Geez, why do you keep attacking me?
The Bacon Lord continues firing at Pastel Burnt
Medusa turns the godmoder to stone! (2/2)
I use my legendary starfury on the godmoder!
The Pastel Burnt is dead!
The Godmodder burst out of the stone, and sends debris flying everywhere, killing Destiny, Medusa, and the Rake!
I join this
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Paillan looks at the goodmodder and says hi. He them sits and starts charging up his KI. 1/5 Ki charge.
Alright.
I start summoning the balrog (1/3)
I fire my minishark at the godmodder.
The Godmodder catches all the bullets and turns them into FLYING ULTIMATE PLANET-SIZED ROBOTS OF DEATH which he then throws into a trash can.
Paillan looks around at the fight and raises his shoulder. He keeps charging his KI 2/5 ki. An aura apears around him.
I use a mechanical skull, eye, and worm to summon all the bosses at the godmodder.
The Godmodder uses his rocket launcher which full name I am too lazy to type at the mechanichal bosses.
Riki is alive! ALIIIIIIIVE!! [30000/30000 hp]
/3>
bahamut keeps charging! <4/6>
Riki uses Happy Happy! all AG's next attack powered up!
I search the area for stuff! <1/2>
Riki appears! He then buffs the next AG attack!
(If My Attack Fails) I get a HMG I fya with anti-godmodder viruses!
The Dring Duo shoot with the Phantasm!
The Minecrafters throw minions around with the power of command blocks!
Alliciar summons Minions! (1000/1000HP) They attack with claws!
Wat?
The Godmodder dodges the attacks with his amazing acrobatic skills which he totally did not just get out of nowhere!
Lucas charges (3/5)
I use my omega blaster on the terror zombie
TERROR ZOMBIE KILLED! FINALLY!
You got it's spoil of war! The Contaminated Vocal Chords!
Treesmasher Charges down on the Minecrafters, dealing 500 damage to each of them!
The Minecrafters are dead!
Paillan evades the minecrafters and keeps charging his KI, he turns super saiyan Ki 3/5
Treesmasher begins to perform an unholy incantation! 1/9
15000/15000 HP
Mana ?????/?????
OH MAN.
Lucas is almost charged (4/5)
I throw baby mario at the godmodder, and the crying hurts his ears
The Godmodder slams baby Mario into the ground.
I cut Morshu's health in half!(50000/50000 (still too much?))
How about 35000?
Treesmasher's unholy ritual summons two clumsy dorks! 2/5
Clumsy Dork 1 & 2: HP 4000, Dummy Shield effect
When Treesmasher is attacked Clumsy Dork takes the blow.
I fire a holy arrow out of my
HALE'S OWN HUNTSMAN which kills the two clumsy dorks.
A mysterious dark glow surrounds Treesmasher as he continues his unholy incantation. 3/7
I go to the dining room I stole the popcorn from and get a pizza.
When you get the pizza, you realize that this is no ordinary pizza... IT IS ESSENCE OF MLG IN PIZZA FORM! Your hands then burn off.
8/10 for charge of potential
3/5 for giant robot dinosaur with freaking laser beams
2/4 for gatling gun
I grab Paillan by his stupid golden hair, stuff a note saying: "ERROR: Over 3 posts!!" into his mouth, then stuff him into my machine gun piece by piece and shoot all of the pieces at the godmodder.
But because he's the godmodder, most of the shots ricochet out into other entities.
?
Oh, you deleted them?
Aww...
I know you're not the godmodder, I was trying to turn it into a funny attack...
Sorry.
I wouldn't have tried that was I not aware that everyone's invincible.
Just to say: I'm actually a veteran of the series, I decided to jump in here to see what jondanger's spin-off would be like, and decided to stick around.
9/10 for charge of potential
4/5 for giant robot dinosaur with freaking laser beams.
3/4 for gatling gun.
I promise Paillan that as recompense for chopping him up and using him as ammo, I'll let him use my super crystals next time they're ready.
And then I promptly make mini version of him and use THOSE as ammo in the machine gun.
As a result, your next attack will mini-crit!
The paradoxical future version of myself appears for a moment before splitting again. I'm having trouble keeping track of my own shenanigans
[P] I summon a laser blaster and start going ham on the pro-godmodders.
[C] I build a farm and start growing pumpkins and corn, the best cash crops.
There are no PGs left!
Okay...
Treesmasher's demonic aura consumes Coyotus's crops as he continues his incantation. 4/7
Uh-oh.
[C] I replant my pumpkins and corn on a secret sky platform I made. I build only the best defenses to protect my precious pumpkins.
Okay...
I start to make a nuclear bomb. 1/16
I shoot Razorblade Typhoons at the godmodder and send him to lava with a portal gun.
The Godmodder skillfully dodges all of this attack!
blah blah Bahamut <5/6>
DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAA! I found the master emerald!
I alchemize my gunblade, and my master emerald!
riki uses bitey bitey on the terror zombie!
Gunblade && Master Emerald = Master Gunblade (Level 9:1/10)
[Summoning Retinazer <6/15>]
(because too many steps can be done in the factory.
)
I seemingly get 4 probes, 2 irritate the Godmodder and the PGs, and the other 2 try to destroy the fort that the AGs have! [yeah... too much can be done in the factory]
The Godmodder grabs a sniper rifle and shoots down the probes that are attacking the PGs, while I destroy the ones attacking the AGs.
10/25 for the charge of potential. potential up!
5/5 for the giant robot dinosaur with freaking laser beams!!!
I finish the gatling gun.
I throw three +1s out to the wind to see if anyone is even interested in doing +1s.
I then dance around doing a happy da-INOSAUR!!!!
The Cybersaurus, a gigantic robotic monstrosity known for being shaped like a T-Rex, being almost 100 feet tall, having a stupidly huge number of weapons all over its body, shooting a gigantic laser beam out of its mouth, and being way more sarcastic than a giant robot dinosuar has any right to be even though it only speaks in
*RAWR*
Yes yes, thank you.
*RAWR*
Hush you, I'm trying to introduce you into the game.
*RAWR*
You don't want to fight?! First of all, this conflict is way less scary than Godcraft, you should last way longer, and what else are you going to do? Build shopping carts?
*Rawr*
I don't want to hear anything else about that stupid hotdog repairman idea!!! Yeesh, where did you even get that idea?
Anyways, in addition to being one of the bigger summons so far (I don't think anyone else has summoned something with over 5 points of charge so far.) The Cybersaurus actually has four health bars.
In addition to the main health bar, which determines his health, he has a bar for his head and both his arms. These don't need to be targeted to destroy the Cybersaurus, but targeting the arms will decrease his attack power as that's where most of his weapons are, and destroying the head will make him unable to use his special attack anymore.
Special: FREAKING LASER BEAMS. Deals massive damage to one enemy, heavy damage to the enemy behind him, and light damage to one other. three round warmup.
Anyways, I decide to supplement the giant robot dinosaur's fire power with my own, drawing the gatling gun and spraying bullets EVERYWHAR!!!
You got the gatling gun!
Cybersaurus appears!
7000 damage to the AKRD!
[ERROR: Probes need to recharge. They return to the Factory!]
[Charging Probes: 1/6]
[Constructing Retinazer: 13/15]
[Finalizing Programming for Retinazer: 1/4]
The Probes are dead!
Since Paillan is out of any power moves, he politely asks for a cup of tea from the godmodder.
The Godmodder gives you some tea.
I start to summon the Shoop da Woop guy! (1/7) (unless I already put 3 posts where I do something already, then I just sit around and do nothing.)
Don't worry, this isn't over the limit.
I continue summoning Chaos (2/5)
Samus charges up a shot and shoots it at the Head Thingy.
Phantamanta stings the AKRD.
The Pastel Burnt is dead!
6000 damage to the AKRD!
I continue making a nuclear bomb. 2/16
I shoot every single spell imaginable from every angle using the portal gun at the godmodder.
1 damage!
The Godmodder regains his sanity, but first, he uses an all-out attack on Teag's Fort, finally killing it!
Seeming desperate, the AKRD uses Kamikazi Attack: Infectious Goop. It then explodes and returns as 4 Toxic Goops.
Everyone plays 1.3, but it seems they've almost reached the final boss...
Shia Lebouf [AG]: HP:3/6
Alex [AG]: HP:10000/10000
Bahumat [AG]: HP:22000/25000 (Protecting the fort)
Lucas [AG]: HP:15000/15000
Horde of Dragons [AG]: HP:20000/20000
Samus [AG]: HP:23000/23000
Bacon Lord [AG]: HP:23000/23000
Phantamanta [AG]: HP:???/???
Riki [AG]: HP:30000/30000
Cybersaurus [AG]: HP: 35000/35000 Armx2: 10000/10000 Head: 15000/15000 FRACKIN' LASER BEAMS!:
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Omega Ridley [N]: HP:33000/35000
Toxic Goopx4 [V]: HP:5000/5000
Godmodder: HP: 87/100
